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Speaker: Yes!
Speaker: Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense. It's another Saturday night. You know what that means. It's a brand new show. I'm your host Glick hanging out with Jeffrey and Tony as always.
Speaker: Before we get really going, guys, and before I spout off all the social media and all that fun jazz, I got a present for you.
Speaker: Little, little reach around for Wednesday night shows. Gentlemen, feel free to sing along if you'd like. I've been singing this song all fucking week.
Speaker: This is we found
Speaker: Yes, it is. The big boy at the end just sealed the deal. That's how we're starting this show, a little reach around Wednesday night. If you guys miss Wednesday night's show, go ahead and check it out on Spotify. We had so much fun throughout the whole show, but especially the end. I have exactly explained to my neighbor the whole concept of the joke, and he's like, I don't get it.
Speaker: Yes, but uh Right exactly, but uh, thank you guys for hanging out with us on a Saturday night If you're not already go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook Instagram Twitter and tiktok
Speaker: and you can always join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night right here on Haps Twitch. Not Haps. Not Haps. Not Haps. I did say Haps. Hell, you get it. Yeah. YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. Yeah, we're not on Haps anymore. **** that place even if they come back. We said that **** out there. **** that place and its creators. I'm Miss Haps. I don't. I don't. I love the new features.
Speaker: But yeah, you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday night on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook at Nonsense School Nonsense. You can get every single episode of the podcast on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at. If you guys would like, go ahead and feel free to email us at Nonsense School Nonsense Podcast at gmail .com. You still got time to get your starting five in for the first top five things you would do if you ever hit the lottery. You got plenty of time to get that in tonight.
Speaker: And we got a merch store. You can check that out as well at teesprings .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. Speaking of the email down there at the bottom of the screen. Thank you, Jeffrey. Ah, you guys, we have been asking. We want your stories. We want your shout outs. We want to do a listener segment. We want to give you guys. We want to give you guys your time to shine.
Speaker: you know let you guys be a part of the show so go ahead and get those in there also any musicians or artists or if you have any friends that are musicians or artists go ahead and let them know we're looking for musicians to feature on the show during our breaks because apparently the few uh promote your music promote your spotify promote your youtube if you're a musician it's full of some of the world's shyest musicians on the planet because don't nobody want to promote their music for free that's not a shot
Speaker: Oh, yeah, it's smart not to want to promote yourself for free. That makes sense. You'll figure it out. You'll figure it out. That's that's jackassery. I promote you for free. Shut up. And that statement that you just said that others are shy. They're shy. They don't want to be promoted for free. You don't want their music out there for free. A bunch of sad sons of bitches.
Speaker: Roger Simmons was good. Roger, I see you. That ain't funny. What's going on, Chatterbox? I haven't made it over there yet to see you guys. But speaking of musicians and promoting their music and giving them some love, I do have a new song by Zonis tonight. And shout out to Rock Lee of EDM Combat for the amazing
Speaker: intro that he did for us. Speaking of Rocklee, I think every once in a while, maybe every, you know, maybe once a week or maybe a couple of times a week, I'm going to give him a little love this way. So check this out. We all know that Rocky is an amazing music producer. But did you guys know that Rocky can sing?
Speaker: Not only can Rocky sing, you should hear the man sing John Legend.
Speaker: That's just one of the genres of music that he can, that's one of the music genres that he can sing. Not only can Rocky sing, but Rocky can also do a little bit of this. And I'm giving Rocky some love because that's my boy. And for those of you who don't know, Rocky and I are actually really good friends in real life. We met on TikTok and he's become a brother of mine. He will be at my wedding. He will more than likely be one of my groomsmen slash DJ slash singer slash.
Speaker: Wait. What? That's my boy hitting the freestyle with the remake. That was him.
Speaker: So yeah, that's Rackley. He does our intro. He's a man of many talents. Check him out on TikTok if you guys are on TikTok at EDM underscore combat. Actually, let me put that into Jeffrey. You might be faster than I am. Who's the Facebook user, Jeff? What's up? Who's the Facebook user? That is a good question. Right here is where you guys can find Rocky on. Yeah, Roger, I agree.
Speaker: You guys, if you're on TikTok, you can find Rocky on TikTok here. I'll put it in the banners down here at the bottom. Also on Facebook, YouTube, check out EDM combat. You'll find him. He's not hard to find. He's an amazing, amazing musician. I want to give him some love. I want to start giving him some more love because God deserves it. It deserves
Speaker: all the recognition and all the love in the world. I don't know who the Facebook user is. Facebook users, if you guys look at the top of the screen, before you click on the video, you'll see a thing where you stream, ask for permission to use your name. If you click on that, just tell them yes, then we can see who it is that's talking. Right there before you click on the video, if you're looking on the newsfeed, it'll say like in the description, nonsensical nonsense, 121, whatever.
Speaker: then I'll have a little description and down below it. There'll be a link. Click that link one burpin. I ain't had a whole beer yet, but but now I got to wait one second. I got a present for you, Tony. Oh hell. I got a present for you. Mike check. There's there's Tony. Tony hasn't given permission. No, I'm asking when you said how to do it.
Speaker: You said you got to do what now? So before you click on the video to watch it in full size. Yeah. If you're looking at it, like if you're if you're on the nonsensical nonsense Facebook page and you scroll down and you're like, Oh, shit. The guys are live. Nonsense. You see the link right there. Yes.
Speaker: description description. Another Saturday night full of random nonsense from three favorite dummies. And it says I'm going live using StreamYard before leaving a comment. Please grant StreamYard permission to use your name. Click that little link. They're just going to say, Hey, there he is. Cameron's got it. Hold on. They're going to say, Hey, is it cool if we use your name? You're going to say yes, sir. And then they're going to use it. Just go back to where you, Oh, okay. You got to click the link. Yeah. There's a,
Speaker: Yeah, that's good for people because a lot of us who are going in need to know that too. Right. I didn't actually see that until 10 minutes ago. That's mine up there now. No, actually I see it the other day. I was trying to figure it out. I was trying to shop audio and get audio to post on to
Speaker: Uh, TikTok and all that from, from, from, from Wednesday night show. So, um, then I realized it and I was like, Oh shit. So that's where it is. So we've got to let everybody know how to, how to do that on Facebook. What's up? Twist comments are working. Oh yeah. Everything's everything's working. Yeah. YouTube's working. Good. Yes. That's good. So how to do that on Facebook. What up Joe? How you doing, man?
Speaker: Who looked like Floyd Mayweather in that pic? No, not Tony D.
Speaker: Oh yeah, Tony does. Tony does look like Floyd in that picture. Look how cute they are. Jeff and Tony. Jeff pushing Tony on the swing. Give him some little snuggles on the top of his big bald head. The kid is actually, in the movie, the kid is actually standing on the swing, the woman's sitting on the swing, and Pete, this dragon is actually pushing him.
Speaker: so they are actually snuggling on the chair or on the swing much pretty much wow i don't know which is more embarrassing me as pete's dragon or the fact that you two are snuggling each other on the swing yeah uh
Speaker: I'm sure there's plenty of other options, Cameron. Tony hit us with that Pete's dragon on fucking Wednesday night, and I lost it. So I was like, I gotta find a new picture. I replayed that thing like five times. It's my stomach. We're all five times. Oh my god. Oh, you should have seen me trying to get the audio to post onto social media and stuff like that. I was crying laughing. Well, I did some research.
Speaker: Shit on on the episode that we were talking about Is this the as this the reach around episode no, it's in the 90s Roger I'm answering that range. I'm gonna answer you're not the 80s episode that we're talking about it was in the 90s it was in the 90s section because I went through
Speaker: All like from 85 to 90 and I still haven't found it. I totally forgot about looking for that. I was literally looking for it while - Were we listed off who we thought was gonna get into the Hall of Fame? It's definitely in the 90s, if not after 100. It was the day they did the nominees, the day they posted it.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, but I also could have. I also could have posted it late. Oh, speaking of something that we missed gentlemen, Fred Ward. Yes, passed away. I found that out today and I was seriously sad. Yeah, I see. I seen that. I seen that yesterday. I think it was. I seen that and you know what my first thought was?
Speaker: Tremors? No, he wasn't. No, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: This was a game show. We would already put you to sleep, Jeff. It's Running Man 2022. Jeff Gregg guessed wrong twice. We shoot him in the face. Speaking of faces. No. Why wasn't he on our list for that guy? Well, you know what? Fred Ward. I can answer that. I automatically know him. Yeah, but he's still one of those. To me, he's not that guy.
Speaker: But all those that guys I'm in, I mean, I literally just watched the other day. I was going through, I was watching through a couple of movies and I watched Sweet Home Alabama again. Nice. I remember, I remember Remo Williams. I want to saw it in theaters. Which one?
Speaker: Remo Williams, The Legend Continues. I remember that was at theaters, and I didn't realize some of the other movies he was in, but I do recognize his face. He wouldn't have been that guy to me. Somebody who doesn't get enough credit, I would have put above him would have been Michael Ironside, like who I had on my list. He was in a lot more stuff than Fred Ward, but I didn't realize how much work Fred Ward had done. That's a lot. I have a question for you guys as well. Have you seen the Bohemian Rhapsody movie?
Speaker: bits and pieces If you're if you're a fan of that mediocre band, it's probably amazing No, the best part the best part is yo, what's his name? Um
Speaker: Mike Myers, plays a record producer that passes on Queen. And he's like, Bohemian Rhapsody, who's ever gonna listen to that song? And you're just like, Cersei! It's so fucking good. It's actually really good. And dude did an amazing job playing Freddie... Freddie Mercury. I did not realize dude was Pakistani. Who? Freddie Mercury.
Speaker: Really? Yeah. You didn't realize he was what? I didn't realize he was not a white dude. Oh, I didn't know either. He's a person of color. He's technically a Southeast Asian.
Speaker: Oh, wow. Like Indian, Pakistani, that area. I don't know. I don't remember exactly. But like at one, when he's in the very beginning of the movie, he's working as a baggage handler. And somebody yells at him, hey, you missed one, Pikey. He's like, I'm not Pakistani. So because he said he wasn't Pakistani, you decided he's Pakistani.
Speaker: I know. Because that's what you just told us. That's the only thing I remember. But you meet his parents, and the parents are like... Fact check! But it was extremely well done, and the Live Aid performance, dude doing pretty mercury at Live Aid was fucking... I am nothing...
Speaker: I put it right up there with Almost Famous as a band movie that was that good. Really? I loved Almost Famous. And this, I mean, the, well, A, of course all the songs are Queen, but they show like how they did, how they, like, in most bands you have one guy writes the songs, then the band performs it. These guys actually took turns writing songs.
Speaker: That's the band, that's the true band. And they discuss that. They're like, why can't we do my song? Because your song sucks. The one dude wrote a song, the drummer wrote a song that's called, In Love With My Car. And they're like, yeah, this is kind of stupid. And at the same time, the lead guitarist came up with, We Will Rock You.
Speaker: And when he's introducing it to the band, Freddie's like 20 minutes late. He's like, fucking, I'm starting already. And Freddie gets there and he's like, sorry, I'm not a Swiss crane conductor. I was like, nice. Cameron, to answer your question, depending upon how late you are up tonight. But I'm down. I don't think I'm doing anything tonight.
Speaker: But it was I watched it last night, actually. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I mean, Queen wasn't all right, man. I just don't get before you. They were kind of before you, honestly. Well, they were way before me, but they were way before Jeff. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: I'm a year older than Chris. What year were you born? I was born in 80. Chris was born in 81. They're well before us. No, they're not that far away. No, no, no, no, no. 74. Yeah, but they were still running the 80s. Their music was. And I will say in the 80s, we were like, you know, under 10 years old. No, I'm not I'm not I'm not shitting on their music. I guess I kind of am. I just I feel like they were
Speaker: Had Freddie Mercury not been gay And all the other stuff behind it I don't think they would be as big as they are even now still I like a few of their songs, but some of their songs are just fucking dumb. Most of them are just fucking dumb And people lost their minds for bicycle Like when it comes down to it 1863 Cameron
Speaker: The movie actually follows just Freddie. Yeah. And his, you know, how he met the... Yeah, it's not actually... Yeah, it's not actually a clean story. It's a Freddie Mercury story. Right. But it does follow the other guys, but not as... But Freddie was a weird dude, man. Besides the whole homosexuality thing, he was just a weird cat. Nice.
Speaker: But the, the.
Speaker: But it was like he was he was a lonely cat like
Speaker: some of the great people going through the worst situations right exactly like he was married to a woman that you know they when she realized he was bisexual and he told him she was bisexual he bought her the house next to his and he would call her late at night she'd be up in her bedroom he'd turn on a light switch with her turn yours on she turned hers on then he'd turn his off turn yours on and they'd sit there play a light game it was fucking weird
Speaker: Yeah, I also didn't know he was gay until he started blowing truckers at a truck stop, much like Jeff. Oh no, it shows. There's a scene where he's talking to his before he asked her to marry him, his girlfriend. And this trucker pulls up at a truck stop as their tour in the US for the first time. And he's just kind of given this lingering look and he's, he's, you can see Freddie debating, should he go in the bathroom or not? It was fucked up. But it was good. Tony, you're a little bit full of yourself. I learned from you. Shut up.
Speaker: Well, I have a reason to be because I'm the greatest of all time. I have a reason to be because I was before you were born. You've always thought you were. No, I've not known this for a fact. The mayor. It was a character. But it was really good. No, you're conscious. It was a character. It's cool. It's spoiler alert. I had to take nobody out to be myself. Imagine who did I have to take out to be myself? I ain't talking about you.
Speaker: You do content, Tony. That's not driving the drama bus and continuing drama and not playing other people's music. That's how you met me. Yes, I do. You're like a black black version of Casey Kasem. And you're a white copycat. Keep going. Who do I copy? I've never known anybody like me before. I'm one of a kind. To be the greatest, to be the man, you got to be better than the man. You're still working on it. Remember that.
Speaker: I don't know who the man is in this situation. You'll find out. Trust me. It's not it's not either one of the two gentlemen in here with me. I called speaking of beating the man, speaking of speaking of being the goat. I called Tom Brady out on TikTok. I saw that. What's up, Debbie?
Speaker: Hey, I know, I know it's a long shot. He calls you out and he's like, shut the fuck up. I know it's a long shot. I know it's a long shot, but how cool would it be to just get a like from Tom Brady? No, he's just willing to come back at you. He's like, Oh shit. I did not notice the matrix because the reactions is all cable. Oh boy. We had this discussion Monday that it was on HBO Max.
Speaker: and you were gonna watch. Like I said, some of the movies that go on HBO Max don't come directly to cable. They just don't have HBO Max? Yes, I do. Oh, then why does it matter if it's on cable? Because I have to watch it on my phone. I can watch it on TV. That's like... That's like going to wall... That's like going to... You don't have... You don't have a streaming... You can also go to PlayStation 4 and you can connect to your TV and have HBO Max and Netflix and all that stuff on your PlayStation. Jason... Doesn't Jason have like an Xbox or something? No. Really? Eight years old? Hell no.
Speaker: No, you go get yourself one. Eight years old? No, I'm not going to see. I'm probably getting the little... What's the new... What's the little game and device that they got? The Nintendo Switch. Switch? Yeah, I might get them a Switch. But no, you're not... It's cheaper to buy a PlayStation. Actually, it is.
Speaker: It is. I'm switching. Me and his mom were talking about that. We have a worry about him being on devices so young, especially with the generation that's out right now that doesn't fit in. No, understandable. So, I'm going to be patient on... He can use mine, but he will not have his own. You know what I'm saying? No, no. That's what I'm saying. Go buy yourself a PlayStation. You know, four or five or eight. Let me help you out with that. Just go buy you a Roku. A Roku. It's a hell of a lot cheaper. I just bought a new video game device in here. Y 'all think I'm bad on social media.
Speaker: It would be good for you. You would get away from social media. No, I used to be on video games a lot. That's why I stopped. Yeah, it would be good for you. Let's see. Here's the thing with these little young. We used to, we used to leave the house and go to the arcade. He's going to get off the bed. I don't know. I have a, I have a PlayStation and Xbox and my kids all play on it, but my son is currently outside running around the neighbor. Well, not the neighborhood, but running around with his buddies. They got their, they got all their guns out there. They're out there running around playing. He's been out there all day.
Speaker: That's good. My kids outside playing with the neighbor kids, I bought those two baseball mitts in baseball. They'll play gets all day. Speaking of what you're told cashless, you better have your ass in here when those streetlights come on because it's about to come out here because that's a bad habit that he gets into when they're out there playing because they're just out there playing and then it starts getting dark or it's dark and they're still out there.
Speaker: And Cash, he'll be nine in July. So I went out there today and I told him I said, if you ain't in here when it starts getting dark outside, when the lights come on, I'm gonna come out here and I'm gonna cut your face off and I'm gonna cut Christian's face off and I'm gonna enter maximum or I'm gonna mix and match him. And they're like, they started laughing and Buggy was like, it's kind of harsh for a couple of eight year olds, isn't it? I'm like, hey, they got the point. They didn't even face them. They just laughed at it. They're like, that'd be cool. And I'm like, what?
Speaker: Somebody said that when I was nine, I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And they're like, that's cool. I'm like, oh, Jesus. I'm worried about him on devices this year. You can use my iPad. I 100 % agree. My kid keeps bothering me. He's like, I should have a phone. I'm like, you should not have a phone. No, I don't. I don't. I'm not. You can have a phone when you're 30.
Speaker: My girls have phones and it's nice because I can contact them whenever I want, but I also know. Your girls are not nine. Yeah, no, but I mean, I also. Yeah.
Speaker: 17 year 13 is still this borderline but I understand these days as a parent yeah you got to because the schools want them to have devices and I can respect that. Yeah no I had to I had to get on her once or twice my the younger the two because she was just going on there and quick adding people on snapchat and I'm like stop it delete all these motherfuckers so you can have your friends and your family don't just add random ass people. I need to jump in on what you just said and interrupt the show on purpose for what I'm about to tell you.
Speaker: The movie, Ron Goes Wrong. All of you parents and all of you kids need to watch that shit. I'm telling you right now. Right? Get that movie. I stole the title for that. Everything we're talking about right now, centers on that movie. Watch that. Damn. That movie deserves every award and a book.
Speaker: Yeah. Every award in the book. I'm serious. We need to get all accolades. It's telling you everything we are worried about. And it shows these kids what happens when something goes wrong on the internet. I'm telling you, we've got to watch this shit. And like Austin, the only, I mean, they are - I just think my kid watched Chris Hansen videos. Yeah. Well, and they all have - They're like, watch this guy. So you're training your son early not to do which, not on how not to get caught. And then he doesn't have to - Take a chair. Like this guy.
Speaker: This is how you don't get caught you will never have to flee the country like your dad When you invite strangers to the house Hey a little bit, what's what I say? No, um, you know, they all three have tiktok accounts, but they're all private and Austin is the only one she's got Instagram But the only people on her Instagram are friends from school and then you know family so far No, I monitor that shit
Speaker: Okay. No, I do because her, her, her, her Instagram account that she has is my old Instagram account that I never used. So I have full a hundred percent access to it. So I monitor everything. How many guys do you need? Because actually, actually they do a pretty good job. And like I said, they have TikTok, but their TikTok accounts are private. So either they can follow anybody they want under the sun.
Speaker: but people can't follow them and cash is very good about, hey, so -and -so sent me a friend request. Can I can, and I'll look at it. And if it's not somebody we know, you know, then it's like, nah, don't worry about it. When it comes to Kevin and the phone, he doesn't go on social media unless you count YouTube.
Speaker: Well, I told Austin she could have Instagram because, you know, she spends all his time playing game on the phone. Yeah, because she is in high school and all of her friends are on it. You know, that's what's popular for the teenagers right now is Instagram. And they have like Messenger for kids, which is just an app that parents can download. And that's all they have access to. And then you pick and choose who their friends are and who their friends aren't.
Speaker: Uh, so it's like a lot of family, but it's basically on their messenger. That's all it is is family, which started with Instagram. One of my cousins want to be up there because everybody else was, and it just kind of barely on their mouth. I'm only on social media mainly for our podcast. I mean, you can look at, you can, you can go to my Facebook page and see how little I post that's not podcast. Very, very rare that I posted and my Instagram, my Instagram, I think the last post I made was actually, I can tell you.
Speaker: The last one, the last Instagram post I did was Halloween. Yeah, so everybody used to be all happy. If y 'all remember Soapy Soap, today is his birthday. Soapy Soap is 50 years old. Soapy, happy birthday. I told everybody the other time I was going to shout you out. I want to make sure you get it too, dude. Yeah, the last post I made was on Austin's birthday when I did a birthday post for her. But before that, it was back in March.
Speaker: That wasn't podcast related because I'll post on their podcast related from time to time. I can't keep up with all social media, so I only play on TikTok. In my Twitter account, I've never used really. I mean, I go on there and I retweet and I like our stuff from the podcast. So well, we do a lot of Twitter spaces up there ever since hats went down. So I'm on Twitter more than a lot of my broadcasts that I was doing. I had sent to Twitter. What's so my account would get going because I really wasn't posting anything on there. Yeah.
Speaker: No, my, my oldest daughters are going to be a junior next year, Sadie, a little bit. Uh, my youngest one is, or my middle daughter is going into sixth grade, I think. And my son's going into for fourth grade. Yeah. Somewhere in that, somewhere in that area, somewhere in that, but, um,
Speaker: No, I mean, I get my kids freedom and stuff like that. But I also because I know the world we live in. Yes. So I also keep track of what they're doing. And as I said, you know, and a lot of Austin, especially Austin, a lot of her friends.
Speaker: we've gotten to that point where they all call me dad and stuff like that. She was, she was out here being a little smart ass earlier and recording me and sending me, sending Snapchat videos to her friends. And one of her friends was like, Oh, I miss dad. Tell him I love him. And I miss him. And I'm like, who's that again? She was like, Oh, it's a red headed one. I was like, I was like, Oh, okay. When her friends respect you, that means you're good. Yeah. Yeah. When you're good.
Speaker: like I said they all they all call me dad so because I mean they've been a real they spent the night they know I've been damn uncle tony and stepdad for 10 15 years all over the place because kids know they're good under me that's the best thing that's the one thing my man you only none having two kids playing period that end of story not exactly and fuck them kids not mine not my problem you know what
Speaker: I just thought about that. I need a picture of the emblem. That needs to be my virtual background. Which one? The nonsensical one. Yeah. I'll send it to you. I got like three copies of that. Oh, the one I have up there tonight? Mm -hmm. I did a version of that one for Halloween that I posted on Facebook where smoke's coming out of the eyes and the eyes are red. Yeah, I've got a couple different. I got an airbrush. You got them on the Facebook page?
Speaker: Uh, I got him on Instagram. Also, if I can get it over there, I can get it. Uh, Jeff, if he's got it over there, I can get it. Yeah, you can find it. You'll find it faster on Instagram. I think it's on my old phone, which means I'd have to go to my cloud and all that stuff. Yeah, I see it. Oh, I see the three of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What I can't do is just make it a regular phone. I can't make it a regular phone. Yeah, Jeff, send it to me. All right. What?
Speaker: Calm down Kevin Did you sell Michelle no, she's at Grandma's I was gonna say I haven't heard her and forever That's my favorite one that's
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Speaker: If I was trying to roast Whitney Hertz, I would say if I was really against her and I was really flexible, I would say
Speaker: And when we're doing a flipping battle, and you want it to be so bad, you end up flipping into the garbage and that's where you belong. I don't know who Brittany Hertz is, but damn. Brittany Heard. Amber Heard. Amber Heard. No, I think he meant Brittany Hertz. I don't know who that is.
Speaker: I have no idea. That boy better have his ass in the house. Speaking of, speaking of, because I was like, is that Kevin or is that Jason? It's got all the words around it. I just want the picture. Just screenshot it and then edit it. I tried to. I got it. I just gotta find it.
Speaker: Oh my God. I'm working. I'm working with India. Bit stop sending me pictures. They're hard. Which is a hard. I'm hard. They're hard. Something's hard. Chris technician. What's happening? What's going on, Chris? Man, Chris, can I tell these guys a story about you? I've known Chris forever.
Speaker: Uh, since the periscope days, I've known Chris. Chris is the man for Twitch. Yeah. Um, and I got my brother -in -law super drunk one night. I didn't get him drunk. He just chose to get drunk with me. He was, he was staying at the house for a little bit down in Charleston and he was of age, but he's, um, he's, uh, he plays for the other team, if you will. Right. Right. Right.
Speaker: He was out on the couch drunk as hell. Apparently, he'd given Chris his Snapchat. And all of a sudden, I hear, oh, damn. And I was like, fuck are you doing her there, dude? And he was like, look at his Snapchat, your buddy. I was like, I don't even want to hear no more. I'm out. What man? Which one, Cameron? We have removed. Wait a minute.
Speaker: We have removed content and nonsensical nonsense that went against our community standards. On Hill. This just came on my phone. What? About five minutes ago. For what channel? This is Facebook. Cameron Dale shared a comment in the group that went against our rules on violence and enslavement. Cameron, what the hell you say? Cameron.
Speaker: Cameron was in there talking shit about fucking hitting kids or something. Jeff's kids like breaking shit, I'm about to murder all these damn kids, they don't shit the fuck up, that's why. Way to go, Cameron. Yeah, Cameron, you know you can't say shit like that on Facebook. Yeah. Yeah, Cameron, watch your mouth. Okay, so group has, I just got that, group has no issues, admin violation. Yes. So we should be good. Yeah, we're good.
Speaker: It'd be a Facebook game plan. I keep telling folks, watch what you're saying on the end of that. They're coming for your ass. I saw it on Haps. I see it on Twitter. I see it on Facebook. I see it on airtime. Y 'all better watch your mouth. Go ahead, keep talking shit. Y 'all keep talking shit. That just happened. Spoiler alert. Yes, they are watching your shit talking asses. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I got it, Sadie. I got it.
Speaker: They're looking at it, though. Yeah, Cameron, you got in trouble for saying you shouldn't have said. Exactly. Nobody reported you. They didn't have to. They saw it. They heard it. Well, that was like there was a there was a there was a I don't know. It's been several months back. There was a there was an article. You use certain words. So I'm going with this story. Calm down. It was a it was a it was a Facebook gardening group.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that that people kept getting blocked or banned or stuff was getting taken down because because they were talking about garden hose. So they were like, you know, they spilled the wrong. We are talking. We're not typing it. Oh, they were talking.
Speaker: No, no, I was talking to Cameron because he typed it in the one of the one of the one of the one of the trigger words popped up. So Facebook was like, oh, damn it, Cam. Can you not find out where your point?
Speaker: this is fun. This is fun. So, yeah. So, this this Facebook gardening group kept getting in trouble because people would be talking about, you know, what type of hose to use and uh or like one guy posted a thing up where he was trying to sell a bunch of garden tools and he's like, you know, he's got, I got rakes and shovels and hoes and everything like that. I'm afraid of my speech again. Well, you can thank the love for that, Roger. Thanks for the second time of the night. I want you to keep it going. I ain't
Speaker: We can thank Tony's people for that. Shit. Just saying, Roger. Just saying, Roger. Yeah. You know conservatives are flagging in private. Thank the liberals for telling you in public. No, no shit.
Speaker: The liberals taking our freedom of speech away from us. Don't hurt my feelings. Don't hurt, don't hurt my oversensitive 40 years old being breastfed feelings. Blame the liberals. You better blame the kids of the conservatives and the parents of the conservatives because they mad as hell that they lost a significant other to somebody else running their mouth with the freedom of speech they said was allowed. I'm here all day.
Speaker: You literally voted in our pro people that wanna take all of our freedom away from us. You make fun of a guy. You make fun of a guy who wanted to give us all the work. You voted for somebody that the world didn't respect. You don't know who I voted for. Really? You think the world fucking respects Joe Biden? I didn't say they didn't. I didn't say they didn't. I literally looked at that man and asked him in the face and said, I'm gonna go take Ukraine away from them because I can. And there's nothing you can do about it, Biden.
Speaker: The world wanted to see what he was going to do. You're high. He was entertained. You're fucking high. What's in that vape? What's in that vape? You're fucking high right now. Brand new rules on nonsensical nonsense. Brand new rules on nonsensical nonsense. Random drug tests.
Speaker: You better blame Bush for that $3 gas we had back when he was president. Ain't nobody talking about that shit. The president has nothing to do with gas prices. You know what I'm saying? Gas went high on the bush first. Fuck y 'all. The president has nothing to do with gas prices going up. I remember nobody was on a highway on Labor Day that year. They was all mad at Bush. It ain't the president's fault. Spoiler alert. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: Come on, I just had one about a month ago. I bet you don't find nothing. Find nothing what? We got Bush double 20 years ago because conservatives keep swaying everybody putting offices. They did something wrong or they ain't worth it. Hell, y 'all's part of they don't even want Trump back. What you gonna do now, Republicans?
Speaker: I'm doing what? I'm going to continue to do whatever I want. Nothing's back to my life. I don't get wrapped up in it. My life doesn't revolve around it. I just know the left is a bunch of holes around the top line. If it didn't, you won't be mad at who was in office in the first place. I'm not mad at who's in office. I think he's a joke. Joe needs to be in the home and Trump need to be putting. Hmm. Hmm. Somebody might see you Debbie. Trump was a jackass and somebody should have taken his Twitter away from me when he was in office. Well, hey, everybody money. Trump made everybody money.
Speaker: Yes. He made everybody money. Everybody stop playing. Let's just cut the shit. Trump made me everybody money. Your mad body's in office because your profit margin went down. That's all it is. Giving more money to lazy ass people is the problem. As soon as there's a million people voting for Biden, I don't know anybody who voted for him. They're all embarrassed. I don't know that. A bunch of people who watched that documentary, I told you to watch Tony. No. Watch that. Then say that. The public is Democrats have been working together for years and they still have the public. Absolutely, Roger. Absolutely. Goddamn loop.
Speaker: Who's gonna make his money? Who's gonna help us save money? At the end of the day, I'm a middle class guy, barely middle class guy, barely middle class guy. And the only difference between who's in office that really affects my paycheck is how much money they take out.
Speaker: And when, you know, depending upon, you know, who's in office, either more money's coming out and going to the lazy fucks who don't want to work or less money's coming out because somebody's in office that's making the lazy fucks go get a job. I mean, I can be laid up in my house with six kids, collecting welfare and getting everything paid for. But I was brought up right. And I'm not a scumbag piece of shit that should be put down.
Speaker: sounds like we're breaking a lot of rule number one. I was about to say that. I was about to say that when he started, he started. I just started. Five years old. He started. He started. He started. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not. I'm not going attention for his ass to hell with him. Turn this **** car around right now.
Speaker: I'm not attacking Democrats. I'm attacking Republicans trying to out argue them. The Trump ain't my president. The Biden ain't my president is some of the silliest fucking shit I've ever seen in my life. Like as I last are you an American citizen? Yes. Well, I break it to you. I don't know if you know how this works.
Speaker: No, I know. I'm not talking about you, Cameron. I'm just saying to general, especially last year too, I could go in on that for a while. It will be controversial, but it will be the truth and I'm not going to lie on nobody. I'm just going to piss off the people who don't believe what I'm saying. Nobody believes anything you say.
Speaker: My sources, somebody - Calm down CNN. I don't say my sources. Somebody has said about me. The somebody in the sources are all figments of your imagination. I'm not going to be out arguing about people who don't watch the news and who don't talk to people. The hell with that. I talk to people all the time. I talk to people every day. That's now who they're going now. I talk to people all the time.
Speaker: Jeff doesn't talk to anybody. Jeff doesn't even live in the country and he cares more about our politics than most people in our country. You know, it's funny. Jeff hasn't lived here for 21 years. My neighbor and I were sitting there having a beer last night and we were talking politics. He was asking me what I thought of Biden. He saw what I thought about Trump. And then he goes, why do you give a shit? I live in the States and I don't want to give a shit. I lived in Mexico for 20 some odd years.
Speaker: Yeah, I live in the state and I honestly don't give a shit. I'm just enjoying getting Tony route up at the end of the day. I mean, at the end of the day, I don't care because, you know, I still have to go to work. I still have to go to work every day. I still have to pay taxes. So, you know, but at the same time, I've got a gun sitting on my nightstand. Nobody's trying to come and take it, you know,
Speaker: I'm never going to. I can I can go out on this. I can go out on the street and I can I can go out on the street and scream fuck Biden and nobody's going to murder my entire family for it. You know what I mean? Your hometown. I bet you don't do it out of state. I'll do it any fucking way. You think I'm afraid of going to some yuppie ass left left wing psychopath city. I'll go there and say it too. I'm just saying, you know, the fact that we have our freedoms and we can say stuff like that because in some countries, if you go out on the street and say fuck whoever their president or their leader is.
Speaker: they'll kill your entire fucking family in front of you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Mike. So, I mean, outside of, and as we already said, the president doesn't decide who, how high the gas prices are. I mean, that's really the only thing that's affecting my life right now with, with Sleepy Joe in there. See, there you go. See how easy that was? That's what I said. I don't honestly care. I'm just, I just like pushing your buttons. You didn't push my buttons. I did push your buttons. Oh, I pushed your buttons.
Speaker: and you loved it. Call me, call me daddy. Call me daddy. Just call me daddy for pushing all your buttons. See, there you go. Can't everybody get banned? It took you that long to find that fucking picture. Uh, it's actually not on my phone. I had to get it off of Facebook. Jesus Christ. This dude takes too long. No, I thought it was in my cloud, but it's not. I don't know why. It's weird.
Speaker: I say all you have to do is go to the fucking Instagram. It's right there. You screenshot it. Hold on a second. Watch this. There you go. Fucking get to the right page. Uh, nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: I bet you I got them on my computer too. Oh, look, here's the picture. There's the picture. Well, you can't see it because I got a stupid ass background. Thank you. Let me show you. Still can't see it. Just blends into nonsense. Well, I used to have an excuse to take a shower. Well, I told you to take a shower earlier. You got an excuse to take a shower? Why? Because you a skank.
Speaker: No, because he jumped in the pool. He's like, no, I got an excuse to take a shower. OK, look, here's the picture on Instagram. See that? Did the screen. Did the comments also screenshot it? Why? Wait, wait. I just screenshotted it. Here's the screenshot. Look, there's the screenshot. Right. And I'm going to go here and I'm going to go down here and I'm going to hit my little editing tool and I'm going to go like this and I'm going to go like this.
Speaker: And then I'm gonna hit, and then I'm gonna hit save and bang, there's the picture. No comments, nothing, just the picture. Are you proud of yourself? No, I had to educate you too, apparently. I missed it. Right. I blinked. I missed it, do it again. On this episode, we had
Speaker: No parking. Oh lord, here we go. What? Oh, let's not get into that. Is Kevin singing? Yes, he's jumping in the shower.
Speaker: So he has to, is he, is he singing a shower song? Apparently. I was just looking back at one of the last time I posted on Facebook or on Instagram. As he should have. No parking. No. Is there alcohol there? What?
Speaker: I go to birthday parties and drink. No. Depends on how many kids are there. More than four. I was going to say, I was going to say, have you ever got to do a birthday party and not seen every dad there drinking? Well, seriously, it's not a party in Mexico unless there is alcohol.
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say Mexicans really don't need that much of an excuse to start drinking. It's Monday, and it's 1130. Survey says for everyone. Fuck, last night we were out there drinking till like two o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: I was I was up playing need for speed heat until about I got rivals 130 and I got all the need for speeds. It's on the Xbox with the I got that ultimate pass. So So you can and and a lot of games you can you don't even have to download you can just play on the cloud So it's been amazing because I can just play them and I don't want to download them or anything like that, right?
Speaker: So, and it saves everything. I mean, it saves it. So, like, if I go back home there tonight, all my, all my shit will be saved. So, not that I knew it. I was just doing... I was just doing burnouts and shit. Yeah, I was too. I was, I, uh, in the new Gran Turismo 7, you can put bigger rims on your vehicles where you couldn't be forward. So, I was goofing off with a 69 Camaro with 20 inches, with 20 inch wheels on it.
Speaker: Like 700 horsepower. Because I got a drift section section where you can actually go drifting. Oh, Jesus Christ. Drifting. I made that just for you. No, you didn't, you. Yes, the fuck I did. Oh, the fuck you didn't. Don't tell me what I did and didn't do. You didn't end up costing me. This one's school property. No, you don't need to do that, Cam. Jesus. Fucking get hammered on school property. Get fucking hammered. Get hammered. Who's driving home?
Speaker: Crazy. Get fucking wasted. Adam Sandler too in that movie. That's my boy. That was seven. But you look 14 because you're such a fat fucker. Wow. Wow. Wow. You need to see that movie. Holy shit. Vanell Iso that movie cracks me up.
Speaker: Hell yeah. But. My wife loves that movie. We watch it all the time. It's become our version of Big Daddy. How many times have you seen Big Daddy, Chris? Thousands. Yeah. A lot.
Speaker: I want to see his TV show The Real Rob. I just can't get into it. It's it's it's like supposedly a documentary but it's like a like a set.
Speaker: like a Seinfeld version of a documentary where he plays himself, but it's, you know, scripted. It's not a documentary. It's a TV show posing as a documentary. Sure. They did that with Jean -Claude Van Damme.
Speaker: did a movie it's like I am I am Jean -Claude Van Damme or something like that and he was playing some stuff. JC BD his name over yeah yeah he was like playing himself but then he was back home in his own like his own country and terrorists showed up so he had like saved the day because he because even though even though he's like a movie action star whatever in real life he was like a
Speaker: uh secret agent or something like that so he had to save the day it was there was a lot of him making fun of himself in that movie and it was it was funny you know what i think a lot of uh the older cats like him are are looking at doing that even still well well just look at just look at the expendables
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I love the Expendables. I love the Expendables movies, but they're just having fun because I mean, they got all those one liners in there where like that one point where where Arnold Schwarzenegger told Bruce Willis, I'll be back and Bruce Willis is like, No, I think I think I'll do this. You've come back enough or something like that.
Speaker: But they take shots at Bruce Wilson driving a smart car. And even when they had Chuck Norris in there and Sloan was like, I thought you were a lone wolf. I heard you were dead. He says, yeah, I was bitten by a King Cobra. But after five days of aginating pain, the Cobra died. The Cobra died. So you can tell they have fun making those movies. And they can still.
Speaker: be lighthearted about their careers and stuff like that. I'm looking forward to the fourth one. You know, for me, right? Who? 50 Cent. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Not sure why, but I mean, it is. Have you seen? But they did that with the last one, because they had, like, Chris Helmsworth and Ronda Rousey. Yeah, Ronda Rousey, and she's a badass. Well, she is a badass, but.
Speaker: Have you seen Chuck Norris reacting to the Chuck Norris facts? Yes, I think I have.
Speaker: and it was like he was like doing some interview and they were reading off some of the Chuck Norris facts and one of his favorite ones he said he was like that's my favorite one is the Chuck Norris once pissed into a gas tank of a semi truck and that truck is known as Optimus Prime. He's like that's one of my favorites.
Speaker: There's there's a whole website dedicated those Chuck Norris facts And I've gone on it it's like Chuck Norris went into a Burger King and asked for a Big Mac and got it He went into a McDonald's and they didn't have whoppers so he went out and kicked it became a Wendy's Wendy's has whoppers now, huh? Huh? That's news remember fuck you
Speaker: Fuck you, pal. He's got a whole bunch of fucking. Fuck you, Tony. When I go to break. I'm not, I'm trying to let Jeff finish hearing himself talk. Cause we know how that goes. If we don't let him hear himself talk, then he just turns his mic on during break and he just keeps talking and just bragging. Yeah, I'd be Pete's dragon. I ain't the bitch riding bitch on a swing.
Speaker: Oh, boy. Cuz you was riding bitch on that swing. You're on the back. Look at you. Look at you. I'll snug it up. Your giant little wings. Look at you. I'll snug it up on his bald head. You're keeping his bald head warm. I'm on my way. I'm on my way. I'll be there. I'm keeping my word. I just can't fly.
Speaker: I'm going to fly. I'm going to fly. Have you seen the live action Pete's Dragon? Is it any good? I have not. I've not seen it. I used to love this one as a kid. We were going to see that one. That was classic. But we are going to take a break. Got a little black time mojo for you guys. Cause fuck Jeff. Fuck Tony. I've never had an opportunity to fly. I honestly don't know how I'm going to handle flying. I've never had an opportunity to fly.
Speaker: Should be interesting should be interesting, but we got a little black top mojo for you guys We're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be right back here. Just a few momentos normal mental Correctly, I'm a little bit smarter than I look sometimes sometimes I'm half fluent in Spanish But
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Speaker: I've seen confusion in the eyes, but nature without hope, I've seen rain. Oh, lay off the lightning, strike me, and please don't ask me nicely. I know you wanna light up the sky, but it feels so dark here lately. You might as well just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why.
Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen with fear and anger me Oh, let the rain come Lay off the light, then strike me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna lie off the sky But if they aren't so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder
Speaker: Lay off the lights and strike me in dreams Don't ask me nicely, I know you are the light of the sky It's fair to calculate your mind Well, just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why
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Speaker: Got the podcast, got the email right down there at the bottom of the screen for those of you watching. So, uh, let me ask you guys something. Sure. Before we get into the starting five. Uh, if one of your kids was in a band concert or a choir concert or anything like that, would you be there or would you be going fishing? Go to the concert. What are you talking about? Okay. I don't know the fish fighting.
Speaker: We saw some food in the house No, I'd definitely be there Okay, fair enough. I figured as much why just curious I See you're gonna go fishing. No No, I'm not the one going fishing I'm going to the concert
Speaker: Oh, shit. Is it really? Yeah. I didn't know I got those. Oh, I wonder how those are going to taste. Oh, fucking awesome. All right. That's how I bought some fucking amazing. I bought some Angus burgers and apparently there's.
Speaker: You know, they're like the, the patty ones. Oh, okay. So apparently there's cheese and bacon inside of them already. I didn't realize that I just grabbed them because I like those burgers are fucking delicious. And I like the Angus pre -made patties as well. I love those. So no, yeah. Like I said, I'm going to the concert. Somebody's going fishing. Yes.
Speaker: Sorry kids, I'm not gonna make it. I'm going to - It sounds very personal, I understand. My question is, I don't have one right now. What kind of fishing? At a random ass lake. A little - It's a man -made lake at a gravel quarry that they go to all the fucking time. I think I know which one. Are they going to Kokozik?
Speaker: No, but it is. It is in a place kind of like a cousin chosen about about a quarter of the size of the cousin. Fuck that. Yeah. Like I said that they go to all the time. That's fucked up. I know anything my kids are in, I'm there. They missed.
Speaker: What's that? Is that the first concert that's been missed? No, they missed the, well, I missed this band concert too because I didn't know about it until the day of after the, after said concert. After the event. Okay. Well, that's fine. Yeah. And that was like a week or two back. Here's my other question. And, and I, when I, when I first started wrestling, I never wanted my parents there. She wants us there. Okay. That was going to be my question because
Speaker: My mom's very loud. Because I had to get on her about not telling me about things because I want to actually go to things. So like, I'm already planning on them not coming over Memorial Day weekend. And she even asked because they're performing that Memorial Day, they're performing at the graveyard cemetery, whatever the band is, or the choir is one of the two. I don't know, she's in band and choir.
Speaker: And she asked if I was going to come in. I was like, okay, I'll be there. So is this like one of the only, is this one of the few events that she'll miss or does she miss them frequently would be my question. Is this always the second one to make it or this is, this is the second one in two weeks in two weeks out of how many events out of two. That's fucked up. So it's becoming a trend, becoming a trend, but it wasn't before. I honestly don't know. Um,
Speaker: Yeah, she's only had one other choir concert this year. And it was like a Christmas one. And then they had, they had two different shows. So I think she went to that one because she had to pick the kids up for me because it was on a Sunday. And even then.
Speaker: I had to drive them halfway home, but no, it's just, it's becoming, it's becoming, which again, which again, more than likely one of a million reasons why they're going to be more than likely coming to live with me next school year. There's a lot. We gotta go back farther right now, just to be fair, the both sides.
Speaker: If it's not a free, if it's becoming frequent. Let's just say without diving too far into the past or too far into the history. Let's just say since we split up, she's made 180 degree turn and she feels like she has no responsibilities and she doesn't have to do anything including work. And I have financially supported the kids 100 % on almost everything and anything with no questions asked.
Speaker: I'm gonna leave that alone because it gets personal and I will deal. I'm not even asking the question. You can. So I just, this is one of those little things that just get under my skin. And it just popped up on my phone and I was like, are you serious right now? Like what's going on? Yeah, like I don't think.
Speaker: I can't think of a reason to miss it unless it's like, you know, I'm gonna lose my job if I don't show up for work. I will get rid of it. Well, you got, you got. Because if we go to the club, even though we're paying child support and we're doing stuff for the kids, that one time that we missed something, we were out there for it, y 'all throw the whole book at us. That's where I get started. That's why I'm asking more. Tony, Tony, you're over 50. What the fuck are you doing in front of the club?
Speaker: First of all, they got close to 50. Let them know when I was in my end at six when the Tony you're like one hundred and fifty. What club are you going to? Shady Acres Retirement Club? No, you know what? I. Tim, you got you got competition tonight, sir. You said it.
Speaker: my kids have put in lists. But now, like I said, I didn't want to disrupt the entire show. It was just one of those things that they just popped up and I was like, wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up.
Speaker: No, that's that's about the shows we we can ask questions like that to kind of a spark conversation. I can do that without without firing shots. I just give you my opinion on the aspect and not make it detrimental to whoever it is you're asking about because I don't know but I can answer from my and from what I've been you can look at both sides of the equation with no problem with us. That's what a lot of people can't do. They can't look at both sides. They just want to talk. They **** Now, how much time we got on at the end and everybody out there on social media.
Speaker: that's what it is but um anyways everybody drink I don't even need to drink for this one I've been talking about this for 30 years
Speaker: No, I said one of the - I said one of the key was reminding me what the topic was for the list because I forgot earlier. I went looking at my sheet. I said, wait a minute, I didn't write nothing down. I didn't either. I'm either coming on top of my head or I already talked about it. And then when he said that, I said, yeah, that's what happened. I already knew what I was going to say. Let's go. Yeah. No, I mean, I have some good ones in my head, but I haven't written anything down. We are all doing fine. The whole thing is going to be us not saying the same thing. I will admit this on this one.
Speaker: Well, that's the beauty is, is we're having a draft because, you know, people steal. I might dig it. So Tony, after you have first pick tonight, correct? Well, you two jackasses tied. Okay. Are we tied? Yeah. So I guess you could either. No, we are never going to flip a fucking coin on this show for anything, Jeff. We can flip one if we want to.
Speaker: Because we are in three different locations and I don't trust you right now. Exactly. I can just pick and I mean, if you guys can't take a gentlemanly route and decide amongst yourselves, I can pick a number and whoever gets closest to Jeff. Let's go. Rock, paper, scissors. Come on. One, two, three.
Speaker: One, two, three. I win. I thought for sure both of you jackasses were going to go rocks. It just shows we're insane. So I guess I have first.
Speaker: I was gonna say, on this list, I don't think it's, I don't think this is the type of list that it matters who goes where, because there's no way, there's no way that we're all gonna, you know, there's no way that we're gonna have the same thing. I have one that I think - Well, maybe for one. You would wanna steal this one. And I think - No, I wouldn't. Because yours is all gonna be crazy. No, no, no, no. Nonsense. And I've stated it before. One is obvious. I've stated it before. I would buy the Browns. Oh, God.
Speaker: Well, Jeffrey, what is your number one pick? Jeff's going to buy the Browns and give you two fuckers jobs because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. So Jeff's going to just going to buy the Browns and Tony and I are going to be employed and pay generously. Jeff is going to buy the Browns.
Speaker: Tony and I will be generously paid. And I would not. I'd be like, look, I'm the owner. These two motherfuckers are in charge. I will fill Jackson the fuck out of that job. So Tony, what is your number one thing you would buy if you won the lottery and didn't have to worry about money? Excuse me. I'm about my own private.
Speaker: Did you stop doing whatever you're doing? You're killing everybody's ear holes. Tony. I'll see you, Debbie. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I have the number one thing you would buy. What was Tony's? What was Tony's? He said he would buy a private jet. Like a G5, G6. Okay. Stop trying to change it, Jeffrey. I want to stop learning. Well, I mean, what size of jet would you buy? Would you buy a 747? That's the question.
Speaker: That is the question. It would be a Learjet first. I got to have a continental distance on my plane, number one. Number two, I definitely just want to be one for the fucking hell of it. No, I agree. There's a lot of things I would buy just as they don't stare at. I want to be one for the hell of it. That would be my damn mobile, mobile mansion. Nice. Well,
Speaker: If I were to ever hit the lottery, one of the first five things I would do, if I hit the lottery, not if money will give me an option, outside of my day to day and monthly expenses, I would become a hundred percent debt free. Yeah. That was the answer. That's the one we all have. 100 % absolutely debt free. You changed it to what would you buy? That's why I didn't say that. Right. Because debt free, I mean, the smart thing you do,
Speaker: okay okay okay okay so we're gonna we're gonna cross that one out do some fun we're gonna cross that out what would i let's assume let's just um i would clear all your debts i mean well fucking idiot wins the lottery and doesn't clear their debts
Speaker: Some people, yeah, seriously, some people, a lot of these motherfuckers that win the lottery. And then six months later, they're bankrupt. That's the Texas guy. And they, and they, and they, and they've, and they've blown their brains out all over the side of their mansion.
Speaker: or for death threats. Well, wasn't that guy in England or something? He won the lottery and spent all on Coke and hookers. He fucking with nuts. And he was a garbage man. He never quit his job. But he spent all his money on Coke and hookers. I was like, nice. Maybe at the $20 ,000, you'll stop fucking with hookers. But if not, do some expensive ass women. Right? How many hookers did you buy, dude? There's only so many women you're going to pay, y 'all. Come on.
Speaker: You'll know what you're doing with your money come on man By the pocket I don't know if you guys were listening to the last five minutes But you two were talking and didn't don't know how to shut the fuck up So I was allowing you to conversate. I just scratched that out. I was gonna move on to the next one We talked after you stopped talking. Don't blame us. Yeah, I talked I
Speaker: Yeah, because you guys said we're going to scratch that off. And I was like, okay. And then I was like, well, then while you're thinking about an answer, then all of a sudden you jackasses with God knows what. I already got my answers. I didn't have to write them down, but I wrote them down to try to do it relatively quick. Right. The first thing. Okay. The first thing I would buy. The first thing I would do is open Flix Roadhouse, my barbecue slash blue barbecue joint slash blues club, which is my next dream after this podcast.
Speaker: I want a blues. I want a barbecue joint blues and per discussion. The first one will be opened in Cincinnati. Jody and I had a discussion about what we would do if we hit the lottery.
Speaker: No, no, no. Because I said I would quit my job and she was like, I wouldn't quit my job. And I was like, well, I'm not not going to work because I would do the podcast full time. But then I would also, you know, I told her about wanting to open it up my barbecue blues, my barbecue restaurant slash blues club. And she was like, oh, I'll quit my job and I'll just run that for you. And I was like, perfect. I'll open it in Cincinnati.
Speaker: I really like her. I really like my turn, right? I do too. She's not like I really like her. That was and I gotta cut you off, Jeff. I'm sorry. Go ahead. She said she'll quit and run it for you.
Speaker: And she has a law enforcement background, which means she's got to know all the legalities of it. There's such a fucking decent fucking relationship, loving, sexual upstairs, bedroom fucking on top of the club on the base of the relationship. I'm so damn serious. I'm so damn serious. Damn, I like her. Yeah. Is my go yet? No, it's actually me. It's actually me. No. No, Tony, she's an amazing woman. Like I said, she got me when we first. You froze. I'll be damned. Yeah, you froze.
Speaker: How did the bilge come? Did I come back? Yeah. You're like, you got to like. Out of everything. Well, from my number two. Yeah, apparently my, we've been storming up here all day. Hold on a second. I don't know how this is going to work. Oh, God. He's going to refresh. Yeah. As we all tense up. Yes.
Speaker: I know if I am I still okay. No, I what I was going to say we're.
Speaker: I know what I was going to say to Toni about Jodi is one of the, one of the things that she, she really got me with was when we were first talking and everything, we were, we were talking one night and she was like, Hey, wherever else somewhere, are you getting into a fight? I'm jumping in. I got your back. If you're outnumbered, I'm jumping the fuck in. And I a hundred percent believe that shit. Like, I'm like, damn, really? Like ain't nobody ever jumped in and had my back. That's what I usually wind up in a fight, fighting five dudes by myself with all these other shit talkers. They're like, yeah, we got your back. They're standing back just watching.
Speaker: But regardless, Jeffrey, number two, what, number two and three, right? Yeah, it's two and three. So for my number two, and Chris, I know you saw this coming. I would literally build a building and fill it with - By Mexico. No, I would fill it with every tool that I could think of. So like, I would buy the entire Ryobi line.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. You know, for just no reason at all. Yeah, exactly. Just just shit ton of tools. That's what I put. So shit ton of tools. And for my number three, this is something that. I've spoke along the past is something, Chris, you and I talked about playing the stock market. I'd like to test out my stock theories. Well, you would have the fuck off money to do it.
Speaker: Exactly, that's what I'm saying. Like I've always said, you know, if I had 10 grand to spare, I could turn it into a couple million. Well, I'd have the fuck off money to spare that 10 grand to test said theories. So test my stock market theories just to see if it worked. And if I lose 10 grand, no big deal. So Tony, you're two and three, sir. You said purchase, which made me change a couple of picks. And I'm not sure if everybody out there
Speaker: knew that the top five things you would do when you were in the lottery would include purchasing and not just what you would do, like we say, with clearing debt and everything. I'm going to say, I'm going to buy a financial advisor. You don't buy them? Well, you got to pay for it. I'm going to buy you, sir. I bought you and I own you. No, I'm going to hire a financial advisor.
Speaker: That's supposedly what it's like, one of the smartest things you can do when you win a lottery. So you're number three. Number three is going to be, and I'm thinking back because Mase did an interview by a magazine, we talked to Major Johnson about the best of money and not going broke anymore. And what Shaq said about spending practices and how to deal with your money when you get a surplus like that.
Speaker: I'm going to admit, I'm going to get a lawyer. I'm going to hire a lawyer. I admit that. I just get a law firm on retainer, but yeah. Yes. That's what I'm going to put, law firm on retainer. Yeah. And it's a smart thing to do before you blow. Yeah, exactly. Because, I mean, I'm the asshole that would just blow it. But go ahead. Chris, you're number two. Number two.
Speaker: Yeah, we've talked about this before. Not that not that spectacular or whatever, but I'm buying a huge property. I'm buying a big ass fucking chunk of land. And I'm building the house on it. You were complex. No, I'm not building a compound or complex. I'm buying a big ass piece of property. I'm building a house and it's not going to be a crazy insane house. It's going to be a house that what, buddy?
Speaker: it's gonna be a house that is just the perfect size. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall. It's gonna be a big wall.
Speaker: The house won't be stupid big, but it's going to have everything that Jody and I want in it. You know the ultimate house is a two bedroom small house, not much bigger than mine, but it's 47 car garage. No, I don't need that. Yeah, it's like the perfect house. I don't need that.
Speaker: No, I don't, I don't have everything we wanted. So it'll have, it'll have the full finished studio or the full finished basement with the theater and all that jazz and enough bedrooms for enough bedrooms for, for the kids and us and enough bathrooms. So there's never an issue where you have to, I guess it would wind up being a pretty big house because.
Speaker: there is five kids. But it wouldn't, it wouldn't be something like, I wouldn't be like these celebrities that have the 40 ,000, you know, 40 ,000 or 400 ,000 square foot homes that they haven't seen a quarter of it in 10 years. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: so no it would just although the idea being i'll play baseball in my bathroom so it's cool but but you know but but you know you know thing you know obviously things that go along with the house or build it with you know be the garage and stuff like that not some fuck off 47 car garage but that's what that would be the second thing i did uh yeah i would open my business number one i'm still i'm still making money
Speaker: And then after the first year, see how it goes, learn from any mistakes that I make after this first year and the second year, I opened up a franchise down in South Carolina because journey and I both want to be in the South. So, but number three, this is where I get a little frivolous and I get a little crazy. Number three, I'm a pink coat and a pimp stick.
Speaker: I'm going to get those those hand those hand crunches. What are you doing?
Speaker: Ooh, that is strong, you're damn right. He's going to go around asking people, what is the sound of one hand clapping? No, this is where I get a little bit crazy. But, you know, I would say for the rest of my life, but I'm just going to go ahead and say for the next 20 years, I buy season tickets for all of my favorite teams. Okay. Just season tickets. I'm talking every single game, home and away.
Speaker: I'm going to every Browns game. I'm going to every Cavaliers game basketball, hockey, and baseball. Maybe not every single game because they each play like 9 ,000 games a piece. Understood. But, you know, hockey, uh, you want to, and you're like, ah, fuck it. I don't care. They're playing. It's the Browns are playing, you know, fucking the New York Jets care. Yeah. Yeah. That's an easy way. Speaking of the Browns and jets, they are playing each other this year, Tony D.
Speaker: I think week three, I think it is. Actually week one, me and my nephew and Cameron are going down to Charlotte. We're going to the Browns Panthers game. Week one, my nephew and I are taking a trip together, which will be fun. I'm super stoked about that because that's my dude. But yeah, I would buy season tickets to all of them and just go to all the fucking games and I would have to buy tickets for the Bengals and Jody can go do that, but.
Speaker: No, I'm just. I like you want to go see the Bengals and just player. Do you want to go see the Browns and the Buccaneers play? What do you want to do? We can go see Tom Brady play or we can go see. Whoever the quarterbacks are for those teams at the current. OK, well. For my number four, there we go again. This is this is into.
Speaker: Something that, once again, I know, Chris, you thought I was going to do this, but I would build my own garage slash shop where I can build any car I can find. I understand that. It makes sense. As opposed to just buying a fucking collection of cars, just build them my fucking cells and be able to build like six or seven at a time. Yeah, you're frozen.
Speaker: Yeah, he froze. Dude, my internet is so fucked up right now. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, you're back in now. So it would be... Yeah, it's been storming up here all day. But like, if I want to build fucking Optimize Prime, I can. And by the way, Tony, I sent you guys that video of that guy that redid that maximum overdrive truck. Yeah. That'd be pulled in that fucker too. So it would be the ultimate car shop. So that's my number four. Chris, Tony, what is your number four?
Speaker: It's gonna have to be the house. Just building your own house? House mansion, and let me know what, let me take that back. I already got a house. Taking that back, I already got a house. Only the bottom of the house. We can do expansion to that house. I already got a house. I could, I would renovate, remodel, restore, you know, stuff like that. Okay. Well, like even he's like,
Speaker: Okay, so restore the house? Restore, re -landscape all that shit. What do I want to say? Restore property. Upgrade it. Upgrade property, yeah. Remodel, remodel it. Okay, yeah. Remodel. Because why would I buy something I'm already guessing? Exactly. Well, I would... My house is almost... My house is about to be seven years old, so I don't have to move. Nah. That takes a good 10 ,000 to 20 ,000 off of my budget.
Speaker: Yes, because that $500 million that you just won a lottery, that $20 ,000, you're really worried about. So Christopher, you're number four, sir. This is where it gets hard, gentlemen, because once you've got all the bullshit, four and five are kind of tough for me. You got to be supported right now. No, not at all. Number five, or number four.
Speaker: Yeah. Because you're blowing all your money in the stock market, Tony. Tony's buying people. Tony's buying people. I'm hiring. I'm hiring. I'm hiring. I'm hiring. Tony, you guys - I've got the grounds. I'm set, boys. Again, I'm thinking money. I'm thinking money, and I'm building a state -of -the -art studio for the podcast. Yeah, I was waiting on that. Well, wouldn't that be part of your house? I would think it would be part of the restaurant.
Speaker: No, because no, because I don't want the studio attached to the restaurant and or the house. I'm going to build a state of the art studio like completely separate building. Yeah, I want a separate building because that's what I said. I'm building a studio. That way I'm not up on his private jet. We can go land at your house and yeah.
Speaker: I'm not sitting at the house and the kids and everybody there and I'm trying to do the podcast and I'm going to the studio, got the podcast and I'll be back in a couple hours. And it's gonna have everything under the sun that I could possibly want a green room for guests because I got that much money. You better believe, especially if I have a blues joint, you better believe we're having guests. We're having musicians in, I'm gonna have a studio set up to where they can perform and I'm phrasing up again and it doesn't even matter what I'm saying.
Speaker: talking on my ass. No, I'm gonna have a studio so they can do live performances and all that stuff. So the camera freezer, but I would suggest to you because solid one building to cut down in Texas. Yes, exactly. And I would soundproof the podcast room soundproof the studio. There'll be two separate rooms. I can't hear anything from you guys. You can't. Okay, hold on. Wait.
Speaker: Well, wait, I almost want to tell him refresh his page. I'm thinking it's gonna stop. Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. If he gets refreshed, it will kick him out. But yeah, consolidation of all those businesses is just better for tax returns, I believe. And Jeff, you would have to tell me about that. Well, yes and no. I mean, where's my burrito? I don't know. Where'd you put it?
Speaker: Why are you asking me? I'm in here. Well, I'll go ahead and give my number five. And my number five is actually one of the smartest things you can do. And I actually got the idea from the movie, The Blind Side. Okay. I would buy franchises. It's both franchises. McDonald's, Burger King. You might want to watch that McDonald's movie before you do that, though. No, no, I get that. No, I've seen that. The founder, I've seen.
Speaker: But my point is, let's say you buy four Wendy's franchises in different locations. That's constant income. It is constant income. But you got to pay somebody too. And I got to go from the movie. So you got to have the land, which goes better with literacy. Because that's where the money really was at. The money's in the land. If you buy McDonald's, McDonald's buys the land and they own it. No, that's not what happened in the movie though.
Speaker: No, that's what it is. Because I have a friend of mine. I have a friend of mine. She owns, her family owns two McDonald's. Okay. And then she owns... You got admin, right? You got admin on this broadcasting? Yeah. Okay, good. Yes. I just removed him. Make sure it don't go... I have a friend of mine for her 16th birthday. Her parents were asked her what she wanted and she said she wanted a subway.
Speaker: So they bought her a subway franchise as opposed to a car. Now she owns six subway franchises. She's sitting fucking pretty. That's what I'm saying. It's like you buy franchises that are going to make you money. Now granted, one of the franchises we buy would be like Home Depot.
Speaker: It's a lot of money, but you're gonna make it back. Right, exactly. And I got the money to spend on it, so, you know, you eventually get your money back, and then you're literally just sitting pretty. And as the franchise owner, no. As you're sitting there as the owner, you literally just sit back and collect the check. You got people who run it for you, you know, so it's gold. Gotcha. We'll give them a minute to come back for me more pick. It's cool. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker: I am going to order food. Because I'm looking at the private jet I was looking at. I was trying to see what the most expensive one is at the best distance. $73 million. God damn.
Speaker: Well, I mean, the concept is, like, it's not even like winning the lottery. Let's say, and this is something I was thinking about, I was like, winning the lottery could be, you know, 10 grand or 100 billion or whatever. I'm in the millions. I'm in the millions. Oh, I have two. I've got 150 million spent in my hands. I'm still curious. My same thought is,
Speaker: Let's say you've heard of the generousness of billionaires. Yes. They do the unexpected thing. One of the most famous ones, there he is, is some guy saw Trump's limo. This was years before he even thought about coming to prison. Saw the limo had a flat tire. Dude stopped, helped change the tire. By the time he got home, Trump had paid off his mortgage.
Speaker: Yeah, Trump does that. He does that. Yeah. So let's say, my concept with this is let's say I bump into Elon Musk, I help him out, and he gives me $2 billion. That's my thought on this. We got to give Trump his credit for what he does do. They just don't trust him.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I understand. And that's the biggest, I'm not going to do politics. Did you pick your number, number five, Jeff? I did, I did a buy franchises like Wendy's McDonald's. Oh yeah. Yeah. So Tony, what is your number five?
Speaker: My number five is going to be something to purchase, because I'm not sure what I would invest in yet. I've had investment ideas. I don't see a continuous profit in a couple of the ones that I've looked at, except for sports franchises, like you said. But I'm going to be honest. I'm buying my ass a brand new motherfucker car. Let me just stop the bullshit, OK? I'm buying a new car. As I said, I own the car shop. So you buy it, I'll pimp it out for you. How about I get an old one, and you restore the hell out of it?
Speaker: How about you look at Jeff's work before you start making these commitments? Fuck you. Fuck you. I built some badass whips. You never saw my 69 Chevelle. No. Hey, no, don't send me a clip. We're going to win today. Don't send me a clip. I want more fucking pictures. I got to give you a spittin' brand shit between my own shit. I don't need no more fucking... It's actually on my Facebook page. I believe you. Yeah, I've seen your clips in here in Malibu. That's because I don't have time to work on YouTube. Ooh, I got a list.
Speaker: top five vehicles you will restore on to this day. Oh, I got that list made all day long. So Chris, what is your number five? No, I'm getting frustrated with my with my internet. What was your list, Tony? The last one I had was I was going to buy a car. No, it. Oh, no, he said he said his list idea. His list idea was my list. I did top five vehicles store and restore and still and keep forever.
Speaker: Oh, I can make that three minutes. I don't know if this is going to be. I'm going to start with a nice smell. 93 Lumina. That big think 93 Lumina.
Speaker: I don't need to thank fuck alumina. Uh I don't know if this I don't know if I don't know my number five picks gonna make the cup but yeah whatever you're buying people go for it. Jeff's blowing money on the stocks but um take care take care of uh certain people in my life and uh as far as my family goes that doesn't include you. I like you. So so financially support
Speaker: Yeah, so there was a discussion that Jody and I have. There are certain people that would be taken care of and would never have to worry about a thing. No, but I'm trying to think how to word it. Financially, support loved ones. Support loved ones. Support loved ones, yes. Yeah. When you get a chance to look that car up, Jeff, with the engine, you could put a V8 in there. There was room for it. And then I could restore the inside like I wanted to. You said a 92? 93. 92. 92. I'm sorry. God damn it.
Speaker: 93 Lumina. I know what it is. It's kind of like a... Yeah, I know that car. That was an excellent vehicle. Yeah, everybody in the brother had one on high school. That thing glided on the road. Do you hear me? Glided. No, but see, all my cars would be... I think the youngest one in my list of cars that I would...
Speaker: restore would be the youngest one on my list would be uh probably 70s
Speaker: you know, I will like I said, there's like 4550s cars and 60s cars that I would do. Let's let's let's stay on track boys. It's so Tony has to read off the list. Tony has buy a private jet. He would hire a financial advisor also buy a law firm on retainer renovate his property and a new car.
Speaker: Chris had Glick's Roadhouse, Barbecue and Blues. Buy property and build a house. Season tickets to all favorite teams. A fuck off podcast studio. As in a big fuck off podcast studio. Financial support of loved ones. And I had. Just put state of the art podcast studio. I just put podcast studio. I'll figure out the wordy later. I had By the Browns. Shit ton of tools.
Speaker: Test my stock market theories, the ultimate car shop, and buy franchises such as McDonald's, Wendy's. I actually dated a girl. I was telling Tony, Chris. I actually dated a girl in high school. Yeah. She, for her 16th birthday, her family asked her, do you want a new car? She said, I want a subway. And they're like, so you want us to buy a subway? Yeah, I was going to say you told me. She won. Yeah, you told me about her before. She got a subway franchise. She owns six of them now.
Speaker: Yeah, you were telling me about her before. Yeah. And you'll have to find the wording because I gave you the wording when I said state of the art studio. I just kind of wrote it down. I do a shorthand when I write it down because we all go so fast on this list. Well, we do have Tim. He submitted a list. Mr. Tim Conrad. Yeah. He's got...
Speaker: Um, number one debt free, which, you know, we're just going to have to let it fly because he has an understandable, uh, get my immediate family debt free. So take care of family. One V one week in Vegas done. Right. I don't know what that means. Apparently he's going to blow all of his lottery money in Vegas in one week. Number four, number four, he's got by.
Speaker: by too comfortable, not necessarily luxury, but comfortable being family vehicles and uh this and and I actually took the I took something similar to this off of my list and she guys knocked out my debt free thing and I didn't know if it would fly but um
Speaker: give funding to the IAFF center of excellence who saved his life. Uh, you put their website in here. It's, uh, questions. Uh, that sounds good. I, of course, he put their website in here. Of course, charities. Yeah, I was gonna, there's gonna be a good chunk of money and I had that on my list, but I took it off after.
Speaker: Yeah. But he also put their website. I'd be up on Habs giving away money, too, if these motherfuckers will get that. If half of them will get the fuck off of social media, go outside and get a fresher breath of air and stop acting like they're 14 years old, one to fucking fight with everybody all goddamn night, just like they do on Twitter's faces now. That's what I would do. You two fuckers would do. You'd be like, Jeff, I'll give you 10 grand to go outside for two hours.
Speaker: Why am I why am I a hater because there's a bunch of grown -ass adults acting like high school girls fighting over the dumbest shit? repeatedly It's sad. It's sad. Oh, no, you're the biggest one Tony
Speaker: No, no, no, no. You're instigated. You come at me, I'm going back at your ass. Somebody's coming at you. Nobody's coming at you. If somebody's coming at you and you're the man that you say you are, you will not shy away from putting their name out there and putting them on blast. Putting their name out there and putting them on blast doesn't handle the situation. It just embarrasses them. It doesn't. You think going on social media and talking shit. It embarrasses somebody and facing their ass. Always remember that.
Speaker: But you can't face somebody on here like this. No, you can't face nobody that doesn't want to be seen. And you can't face somebody when you're on Twitter spaces where all they can hear is your voice. Oh, no, I addressed them to come forward, and I talk about them afterwards. You addressed somebody. You didn't address them.
Speaker: I did address them. They just did. And I told them unblock me. They didn't. You didn't address that. You said people that they talk to always telling them what the fuck I say. What's the kids to to to the somebody out there that got my name in their mouth. Come on up. So we do have even say he said keep my Tony's name out your motherfucker mouth.
Speaker: I wasn't even talking about Tony until Tony got all worked up. They're trying to work me up on purpose. I see the pattern.
Speaker: I was actually talking about two individual skanks that should be put down, but Tony got worked up so that I had to start pushing his buttons.
Speaker: Why do you think somebody's jealous of it? He wants us to stay on top of it, but then he drops off top of makeup. Cause you guys me a question. This is what a man does. Uh, the kids, the kids have decided to jump in. My three kids have decided to jump in here, uh, and submit lists this week and they were kind of cracking me up. So, uh, we'll start with Austin with, with her being the oldest. Why do I have so many pens just laying around here?
Speaker: I'm using like four different pens at the same time. No, we'll start with Austin since she's the oldest. Her number one pick, she said she was going to pay off all of her schooling, which is going to cost a fortune. So good on you. Yeah, she's going to have a wild nurse and she wants to have a specialty and all that stuff.
Speaker: so it's it's it's not gonna be it's not gonna be cheap uh number two she said she's gonna buy a house uh number three she's going to yeah number three she's buying she's gonna buy a truck right right and number four she's going to travel the world nice number number five much like tony she's buying a jet because then she'll have her own personal
Speaker: she's going to buy a year's worth of Dr. Pepper. Just one year. I said you you just hit the lottery. You only want one year of Dr. Pepper and she's like, yep. By that time, she'll be sick of it.
Speaker: Her number three pick is...
Speaker: two big -ass dogs. No breed for speaking in particular. Her words were two big -ass dogs. Also, even though she knows they're extinct because she hit the lottery, she'll figure out a way to bring them back, but she's going to buy a dodo bird that goes with her dogs. Fuck that. I'm buying Velociraptor. Put that in my fucking front yard. Go ahead and say something. Fuck your bibble. My fucking Velociraptor will eat your dog and then you for dessert.
Speaker: Number four, she's gonna buy a farm with a house on it. So big farm property. And number five, we were having this discussion and I was like, number five, she's gonna buy a golf cart. And I was like, like one of the golf carts with the gas power big time. She said, no, just a regular golf cart, battery power golf cart with the sticker that says, because the golf cart will be her whip. So she'll have a sticker on it that says my whip.
Speaker: Yeah. Yes. These are these are kids. This is you see, you see the difference from the seventeen -year -old to the thirteen -year -old. Yes, sir. Let's let's go to the eight -year -old, shall we? I would buy Fortnite. Probably the most practical one out of the group. Number one, he wants a big ass Bluetooth speaker that has all the lights and stuff on it. Looks like a suitcase. You know what I'm
Speaker: I can save a bunch of money on it. Yep. He, uh, he's going to buy. Yeah, I know. He's going to buy a PS five. Yep. He wants his very own desktop computer. That's set up for gaming. Uh, number four, he's going to go full on Rocky and he's buying a fucking robot. Yeah. Is it better? Nope. Not better. I'm with him on that.
Speaker: Like the image and number five, number five. He's kind of on par with you, Jeff, but not so much for the same reasons, but he's buying McDonald's. Smart. So he can have all the chicken nuggets he wants. Yeah. He'd buy a franchise. Yeah. No, he's.
Speaker: No, no, he's buying McDonald's, not a franchise. He's buying McDonald's so he can have all the chicken nuggets he wants. He's buying the entire fucking company.
Speaker: I said, I said, do you want a, that's what I asked you. I said, do you want a McDonald's? He's like, no, I want McDonald's. And then I can eat all the chicken nuggets I want. I was like, all right, fair enough, dude. That's your, that's your list. I was like, I was like, you know, you're gonna get really rich if you buy McDonald's. He's like, I don't care as long as I can eat chicken nuggets. Cool. You have your priorities in mind. Yeah.
Speaker: So I was, I was getting ready to write down the starting five and the kids were like, what are you doing? I said, doing the starting five this week. And they're like, Oh, what is it? And I told them, they're like, I was like, you guys want to do lists? And they're like, yeah, why not? So I let them jump in and do lists, do their list with us. Look, these kids, these kids, we did a little birthday party for the girls today here at the house. And, uh,
Speaker: And I was, I went, I got the taken baked pizzas from Walmart. And, uh, and I, I told the kids what I told cause buggy and cash went to Walmart with me today because part of their birthday surprise was I bought the girls new, uh,
Speaker: new mattress and box springs and stuff. That wasn't their birthday gift. They just needed it. But part of their birthday gifts is I wanted to, and I surprised them with it. So they had no idea, but I wanted to get them a new bedding, you know, like new pillowcases and sheets and a blanket and stuff like that. So I told them, I was like, I'm not, I'm just gonna get these taken baked pizzas from here. And they're like, we just got a little Caesars. And I was like,
Speaker: Dude these pizzas are so much better and they're only a couple dollars more than Yeah, the little Caesars here because they're always so fucking busy they never have hot and ready there no more You're always looking at a 20 -minute fucking wait But uh, so then I made the pizzas, you know, we got home and everything and
Speaker: And I asked her, I said, did you like this? And we're like, yeah, definitely better than Little Caesars. I was like, see, there's always a method to my madness. I used to constantly go to Little Caesars for the simple fact it was cheap and close. But I started buying Domino's because it's - No, I am so mad at her right now. What? Who is that? That's Garth Brooks.
Speaker: Nice. Jody's working the concert. She was there last night. She's there tonight. That's how fucking close she is to him right now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. I have to say I'm kind of jealous. Garb Brooks concerts are dope as fuck too. Dude, I love them. What?
Speaker: Yeah. Do you like it? I just I just ordered a couple of burgers for me and Kevin. Because it's fucked up that McDonald's is closed. What? That's what I just said. It's nine o 'clock here and the McDonald's is closed. And it's May. What are they doing? Exactly. Right. That's what it was. None of the employees pulled the work.
Speaker: Bob and John's is Bob and John's is good, Tim. I know a lot. Well, she's she's she's rubbing it in because she knows Garth Brooks is my favorite country singer of all time. He's my number one singer of all time. Probably probably one of my favorite and one of my absolute favorite singers of all time. She called me last night. She called me last night at the concert. She was like,
Speaker: She's like, hey, you know this song? And I was like, well, I was like, I can barely hear it. And then once I could hear it, I started singing along. And she's like, you know that? And I was like, I know every song word. Yeah, I know every. Yeah, I know every song word for word by that man. I was like, you're not going to trick me on that one. She's like, damn, I said, I am a fucking fan. No, hey, the river gets me every time I love a fucking song.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm about to pull out my growth book CDs and start listening to them just because. I know. You just got me on Spotify the **** out of that tonight. Which which is what I did when I when I watched. You got our starting buzz in Jeff. Did you get the kids wrote down or you want me to send you a picture of it? You can send me a picture of it. I didn't write it. I said, you got somebody else's too, right? Yeah, send me a picture, please. Yeah, Tim's Tim's came through the
Speaker: uh but let's uh let's take a break real quick i'm about to go drive to my internet provider and choke the fuck out of somebody but uh let's take a little break here real quick got a little blacktop mojo it is the second hour come on better fight in the weather yeah well that's the problem the problem i know i want to get that starling shit but it's like too great well the weather yeah the weather's been shit here all day
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Speaker: I don't get it. Nope.
Speaker: He's changing my name now. He got baby wings. He's just bad. I thought of it first. You know he has a lose. I wish I would have thought of it Wednesday though.
Speaker: He's typing and eating. I see his ass. I learned from you. I learned from Tony. I don't care if you don't care. Don't bother me. Motherfuckers is home video conferencing. Eat your damn food.
Speaker: I'll be in Tony nom nom nom Put your ass up in here
Speaker: This is amnesty hour. You got a problem with me. Bring that in. You know, you'll tell people they can find you. You know where you are. You'll tell them all that. I do the same thing. I ain't got a face. You want to talk? He told Jam Master D the other night. He's got a he's got a
Speaker: Nobody talking about you, though. You just make stuff up so you can. I can. No, you're just saying that because I saw it. No, I don't make it up for content. That's bullshit. I don't do that. That's weak. That is weak. That is weak. I'm waiting for Tony to have a freaking aneurysm live one night. He gets so worked up. I'm like, I feel like I'm worried about your health, Tony. Appreciate it. Better worry about this if I see him. Who?
Speaker: whoever he's talking about in the moment. Yeah, who? Who? Who? Exactly. Theirs. Who? It's like them and they. I, oh, uh, I heard something.
Speaker: I heard something the other day, and I'm thinking about changing my status as a person. I now identify as a TV dinner, because I'm ready in five minutes. I'm just feeling enough for the next time you want it again. Just saying. You're really not, though. Don't lie. I ain't lying. I really heard that.
Speaker: I did answer a funny question the other day. One of my neighbors listens. He's like, were you and Chris actually married? He asked me that yesterday. I was like, no, that's just something we say.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm I'm having so many internet issues over here today. I my my neighbor, he listens to the show while he's at work. He said, he said, I have a question for you. He's where you, you and Chris actually married. A lot of people. Tony, I know I'm busting your balls. I'm worried about your health, man. You can all work up. I see that vein coming
Speaker: You think I can read lips? Just say it. Fucking say it, boy. I got your boy motherfucker first and fucking all. Number two. I was told you what the issue was and why they wouldn't show up. And then the problem is he popped up on the broadcast. I invited them to that little vein on the side of your head is going to explode one night when you're doing one of your little lives. Only if I'm going to. Only if I know.
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Speaker: I did and you you cried like a little bitch. I said, I know I back up tremors and you're like, oh my god, they were great. Maybe the first like you did about maximum overdrive. Okay, everything after that was a big piece of shit. Yeah. No, exactly. The first one was awesome. I still say but then it just went sci -fi route. Yes.
Speaker: I'm coming for my headphones. You could be blasting me all you want. As I said, I love that movie. I love that movie. But that doesn't mean it's not a terrible movie. You know what? Let's go ahead and dig into this one time. Let's go ahead and dig into this one time if you don't mind. You know, with the way cars are becoming like the Tesla can drive itself and stuff, that maximum overdrive isn't by far off.
Speaker: No, it wasn't. Not at all. I mean, yeah. Mango scanners. Can you hear me? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. Don't put it in your mouth. That's the first time a dude ever told you that. That's what you do. Thanks for the advice. Yeah. He speaks from experience. Exactly.
Speaker: This is about to lay down, so I'm gonna be on the side with him. I'll beat my voice and be a little bit lower, but, um... Nah, you're good. That's the time I took my hand. Far decent horror movies, or even ones that have bad ratings. I have not seen scanners. I've seen... Scanners is old, bro. That is some old shit I'm telling you. I had it in my head the other day, yesterday, and I sat here, and I watched, like, three movies back -to -back here on the laptop, and I, for some reason, I saw a clip of it,
Speaker: And I was like, fuck it. I have to watch it. I watch Hangover 2. Leave the bathroom, Jeff. Go watch the movie in your living room. No, it wasn't on TV anywhere. I could only watch it on your laptop. I did watch that Queen movie.
Speaker: I'm sorry. You you asked me earlier. I do have some I do have some Disney stuff. I'm just I'm getting annoyed and frustrated with my internet right now. Good. I don't listen. Listen. Listen. That's the weather. Everybody goes through it. Take it easy. Yeah. Take it easy. It's the weather. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
Speaker: Every time Tony does that, I just want to go. It's going to get done to your lips. Keep **** with me. Hey, Jody. I miss his officer. Rub it in. Rub it in.
Speaker: whatever. If she were like, hey, I can get you in, you would be like, hey, guys, we're not. Exactly. No, no, actually, no, actually I wouldn't know because I wouldn't have been able to go because buggy's birthday. You know, unlike some parents, I don't know.
Speaker: She doesn't like her. I'm like, I'm like some parents I like to take your ass no fucking concert. She doesn't like her. I'm like, I'm like some parents I don't I don't blow my kids off for other events.
Speaker: No, I, I, you know, I told her, I was like, can you give me a chance? I said, I'll never ask for anything, but if you can give me into that concert, it'd be amazing. And then she told me it was this week and I was like, fuck, I can't go anyways. But she's still amazing. So it's not, it's not even her. She still is amazing. No, I was like, she's lucky. I love her so damn much. Otherwise I'd be really mad that she was there rubbing it in. You get a request for the dark side of Disney. Let's get into that. That's what I was trying to get into. I just, hopefully my internet will stop acting retarded.
Speaker: So I've got some strange and dark Disney facts that are opposite of family friendly for. There it goes. Drop me down. Fuck you. No. We got you. Disney's hacked your ass. This is like what happened. Yeah. This is like, what's the jackass? We've had enough of your shit the last few days.
Speaker: Talk too much. Enough is a damn enough. So yeah, strange and dark Disney facts that are opposite of family friendly. Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you, Walt Disney. And your stupid looking mouse. Yeah, buddy. What are you gonna do? Come find me? Yup. I wish the motherfucker would come find me.
Speaker: I think I'm worried about some fucking goofy ass big headed mouse. They just want you to get around though because your imminent don't work. Yeah. And a retarded dog. Fuck you goofy. Fuck you. And a schizophrenic bipolar duck. Keep talking your shit. I ain't worried. Bring your ass. You ain't talking your shit. I understand now.
Speaker: bring that ass because I hang out with killers like Mike Myers, Jason and Freddie and Chucky. Bring that ass. They pop up when they want to and not when you need them to. Remember that. Yeah. We roll deep. So strange, strange and dark Disney facts that are the opposite of family friendly. What are you doing?
Speaker: Yeah, Tim, my daughters both got them for their birthdays. They've been talking about them. My oldest one was like, you should get you a parent. I'm like, man, I don't know about all that. Did you guys know that Disney is the world's number two buyer of explosives? What? Oh, fireworks.
Speaker: Yeah, it makes sense. You know, of explosives, fireworks, whatever. They are number, of course, the military, the US military is number one, but this is number two in the world. Well, no, they, each one of their park schools, fireworks display every single night. They got their own shows up. They got their own shows up. And they're sick. They last 10 minutes. That's a lot of shit. Sometimes they last longer than that. Yes.
Speaker: Uh, the big, uh, the big thunder mountain coaster was, we, we kind of touched on this a little bit, uh, early on, but the big thunder mountain coaster derailed in 2003. Uh, 10 people were injured and one passenger died, but here's the crazy thing about it. Maintenance crews had signed off on paperwork showing that the ride was safe despite an ominous clanking sound. And then, uh, so the maintenance crews was like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: But then after six months later, after an investigation and everything like that, and then they got everything back fixed, the ride was all the back up. Up until 2001, Disney Parks forced performers to share underwear. No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Come on, man. Obviously.
Speaker: Are you serious? Can you go into deeper on that? That's fucked up. That is fucked up. Tony, give me your panties. I've been telling... Can you go and just fart it? The results, several employees throughout the years have had scabies, pubic lice,
Speaker: But yeah, finally in 2001, workers were assigned individual undergarments and they were free to take them home and watch them themselves. They needed months of union contract negotiations to come to this agreement in 2001. In 2001, they finally started getting their own. Let that soak in. That's wild. The thing is, my mind automatically goes to the guy playing Mickey Mouse in the park, but it's actually the people that are wearing
Speaker: Cinderella and shit like that. That's still funny. Yeah. Because they got the balloons or whatever the fuck does. Well, in 1970, youth stormed Tom Sawyer's Island. Disney had to call in the riot police. Nice. 300 protesters members of the Yippie movement raised their flag, a pot leaf and a red star
Speaker: Still their numbers far fell short of the 20 ,000 Disney predicted would come. The kids threw flowers at the cops and were kicked out. But another little, I think we've touched on this once before, but the Pirates of the Caribbean,
Speaker: Uh, the ride had, um, real human bones and the, uh, and the, uh, yeah, on the, on the set, they look better than the plastic props. Uh, eventually the bones were buried and replaced, but numerous park employees in Disney enthusiasts insist probably falsely the ride still has some mixed in, including at least one skull.
Speaker: No, I heard that's true. It's like they couldn't, they didn't label which ones were which. And the fake ones are just as good as the real ones. Well, also, the real ones, you can get cheaper than the fake ones because you can buy, this was something that came up years and years ago, not with Disney theme parks or whatever, but like a lot of like your health classes or colleges and stuff, they would buy real,
Speaker: real human skeletons because they were cheaper to buy than the fake ones or the, you know, because it would be like bodies of people that were never claimed by family or donated to science. Yeah. So Disney, Disney actually once upon a time, Disney actually sued a whole bunch of daycare centers. For what? The crime.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: and say it's from Disney and say it's from Disney. That's exactly what it is. Because those are proprietary, right? Those are all copyrighted fridges by technicality. You're going to sue a bunch of them over something, even though it's probably in the same city and they ain't doing them, but advertising, what the fuck you got. But I understand that like Jeff said, but it's still a dick move. So everybody's going to leave Disney alone and start bringing back Anna Barbera, just like Marvel and DC are going at it. How much time we got on this shit? Well, no, that's exactly what Anna Barbera. I've been smarter for Disney to send out
Speaker: artists to be like, here, let us paint it for you. No, because they wouldn't charge them and the people wouldn't pay them. They won't. Well, I think, I think in this list, we actually get into that kind of a little bit more, but, uh, yeah. So yeah, ham, Barbara and universal, uh, gave these, these daycare centers, they're like,
Speaker: Dude catch the pigeon with dick dastardly and then with this shit. I don't care what nobody says
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. The wacky races. Oh, the Hannibal Berry. I love me some wacky races, man. That's what you're talking about. That's what you're talking about. Snuggle Puss in all of them. Yeah. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Yeah. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them. Snaggle Puss in all of them.
Speaker: Yeah, we did talk about this, that a brain eating amoeba infected a water park. The water park guest, it was an 11 year old kid, and he got sick and he died. The child, yeah, I'm not even gonna try to, amoebic. Minidary? Geonysphalitis.
Speaker: It's very fucked up. Yeah. But, uh, uh, visiting Disney rivers, country park, uh, the river and get this after that happened, the park remained open for another 21 years. Jesus. Yeah.
Speaker: They never had another incident from that. They never had another incident of that happening. But two other children did drown at the park. So that park killed three kids. They didn't kill the kids. Once again, that you know of because you got people from around the world.
Speaker: going to these parks. You got a brain eating virus because of the water being contaminated and the kid died. The park killed the kid. The other two I don't know about that. And then you like I said, you got the whole world coming. You can't stop the crowd from going to Disney every year. You cannot. You can't stop the crowd from coming to Disney every month, week or day. The only thing that stopped everything at Disney was fucking COVID. That was the only thing that shut Disney down from what I'm seeing.
Speaker: Well, this wasn't - And that's because it stopped traveling. Stop them, they just put - Yeah, but this wasn't the main Disney park. This is just one of their like subsidiary water parks or whatever. That needs to be specified, honestly. Yeah. Because people are going to think of the one - I did when I said the river country, which was the name of the park.
Speaker: I did not notice. Okay. Yes. Yes. Abandoned now. It's been closed down. We did. We did talk about this when we were talking about I think early early on, but this is a little bit a little bit more into it. But Disney.
Speaker: Disney used shell companies to buy the Magic Kingdom. Yeah. The aim was that low balling landowners by hiding that such a huge company wanted the land. They kept sellers from realizing how valuable their land and property was. And some of the companies were named Tomahawk Properties and the QT MT lot company.
Speaker: M empty, empty lot. Gotcha. Yeah, we talked about that. I remember that the bullshit names and they didn't track them. I bet you they're tracking everybody now though. Yeah, because I mean, if you find out Disney wants to buy your shit, you're like, yeah, it's the price went from five grand to 50 real quick. Yeah, real quick.
Speaker: Well, you guys, you guys all know the, you guys all know the famous Richard Nixon. Oh, I am not a crook speech, right? Yeah. Well, did you know that it was, it was filmed and he, and it was done on Disney property. Yeah. The iconic line that would forever be cemented as the go -to,
Speaker: Yeah, the iconic line that would be forever cemented as the go -to queue for every hack and this Nixon impersonation until the end of time was originally uttered at a televised Q &A at Disney's contemporary resort in 73. So I like it. Yeah, it goes back to Disney's ties with the government and exactly. Yeah, I was waiting on that. I could see that from a mile away. You're not going to have enough money. They're going to go and put their hands on it. Well, you know,
Speaker: Well, like we talked about earlier on, Disney was an informant for the FBI for years. Golden Girls was served on Disneyland? I think he's right. I think so. You know, you know, you know how you guys have probably heard about it or seen it on like Animal Kingdom or Discovery or whatever, that the lemmings, the lemmings, the little animal. Yeah, they're falling off the cliff.
Speaker: Um, as I say, yeah, that's a myth started by Disney. Uh, Disney, uh, the, the Disney nature documentary white, uh, white wilderness depicted Lemmings dying and masses filmmakers staged the scene by throwing the Lemmings to their death. And that film won an Oscar. They pushed it. They, they killed a whole bunch of lemons so that Peter should have been on that ass.
Speaker: Oh, don't let me start it on Peter. But it's the it's almighty Disney untouchable. Nobody can stop Disney from doing anything. You got on me for wanting to do this little segment. You watch yourself. I told you watch yourself. You see your cable fucking at work. Yeah, I wish they would. Stop playing with my cable. Come knock on my door. They did come knock on my door, bitches. You're going to be in an underground compound. Keep it up. I'm going to be an underground. Nothing will be an underground compound. I'm going to be eating mouse and duck is what I'm going to be doing shaving.
Speaker: It's going to go from Walt Disney World to Glick World. It's going to be Glick World. Welcome to Glick World. It's the biggest fuck you on the planet. Fuck you and your stupid ass kids. Chris the sasquatch. Glick the sasquatch. Don't make a new character out your ass. Keep it up.
Speaker: Well, they wish. I wish a motherfucker would. Hold on. Hold on. Axel Foley would do. Bro. Chris Sasquatch. Bro. Bro. Right. You know, Disney World is obviously in Florida. This doesn't come to too big of a surprise. Actually, a little bit of a surprise considering. But Disney World is infested with alligators. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker: And we all know that the kids back in 2016, that was lunch for one. No. You didn't hear about that? Yeah. A little two -year -old. Well, two -year -old Gator came out the water and had that bitch for lunch. No. No, I hear that. Mm -hmm. Even before that, a Gator population at Disney
Speaker: properties and skyrocketed Disney Disney removed 20 to 25 from the park grounds per year between 2006 and 2015 and the number doubled the following year. I was about to say is that it and doubled again to 83 the year after that Tim said the kid drowned.
Speaker: The kid did not drown. The Gator came up and snatched his ass off the, they weren't like one of their Disney resorts right there. They weren't like a little beach. The Gator came and snatched his ass. So you told one of the two kids that was playing by the coastline and one kid tried to get help but came back and it was gone? Yeah, they were at a Disney resort. See, I thought there was at a house. I know that story. Yeah, I thought there was. No, no, no, I don't think so. Well, it's like that. No, no, no. This was at a Disney resort on the Disney property and...
Speaker: Yeah, I think they got the kid out afterwards, but we get the Gator came up and the Gator came up and snatched his ass and drug him into the water. That's what Gators do with their prey. They grab them, stack them into the water. Death roll. Death roll. Family of Lane Graves, a two year old who was killed by an alligator. Disney was on 2016. It's helped another gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Disney gave him a ton of money though.
Speaker: Not that money's gonna bring your dead kid back. Let me go ahead and tell the parents something. If you go to Florida and you take your kids to the beach or buy a swamp, do not take your eyes off the kid. Are you fucking serious? They got gators and snakes off the water. It's not even Florida. Orlando's in Florida. It's not even Florida. Well, it's the South, period, because we had gators in Charleston. There was a pond in my backyard. There was gators out there all the time. I understand that, but if you go down there to Orlando, don't take your eyes off the kids near water.
Speaker: Well, that should be it that should be a this should be a rule in general if you're near water No, because you'd be a different time you'd be you'd be different sounds but that was the case you hear the sounds of
Speaker: I think saliva had a song that was very popular back in the day. Title of it was click, click, boom. Accidents happen. Yes, they do. They're motherfucker, leave forward. There's like what? You know what?
Speaker: surprise i gotta do i gotta do trick i do on the podcast god oh dual exhaust ass double displacement inside the fucking turbo diesel
Speaker: Don't talk about me no more flossing my teeth, y 'all. I have never given you shit for flossing your teeth. I would give you shit about eating all the time, but that's just a funny ongoing joke. Because I swear your ass waits until fucking my guests aren't. Jeff, Jeff, I ain't gonna lie. He leave full of dirty camera. Yeah, he did. He went. I did.
Speaker: I went like that. Jesus Christ. I don't know if you've heard Bill Cosby himself, his stand -up routine, but he's talking about his brother Russell was so stupid that his dad would fart, and then go, you see that elephant going underneath my chair? And his brother was so stupid he looked. My dad used to do that joke all the time. He'd be like, you see that elephant going underneath my chair?
Speaker: Was that a duck? I forgot a frog. You got food on your mustache. Get that shit off of your fucking camera. Get the fuck out of here. No, I don't. This is literally the best note with me. It's not always about you, Glick. I'm such an asshole.
Speaker: Tony said that I didn't realize you were eating. He said you he didn't say there's three of us here. He said you and I was just eating. That's right. Yeah, that's right. I was just eating. That's why I just kind of I didn't look up. I just kind of casually looked up and go like
Speaker: Sorry, I just I just I just got a very good. Wow. A very good text message, so. She get a signature.
Speaker: She gets his autograph. I'm gonna seriously - No signature. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing to do with Brooke's concert. It was from her, but -
Speaker: There's signs everywhere. I haven't been down there in about a decade. And I know we stay there. Yeah, they're still there. Oh, dead for sure, but didn't eat. They did find a child dead. I thought they found a child dead. Yeah, yeah, the gator. Yeah, right. Sorry, I said the gator. They don't like meat raw. Who don't? They like two alligators. I'm talking about. No, no, no, no, no. OK, OK, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker: Before you try to explain yourself out of this one.
Speaker: do gators have fucking hibachi grills underwater and they pull the fucking meal down there and he's like, they got the fucking other gator. He's doing tricks. He's like, you guys want to see a volcano? You got a gator down there and new balances and socks pulled up to his fucking kneecaps and he spilled on the barbecue and making stupid data jokes.
Speaker: If that was underneath a log or a rock to tenderize the meat. Funny, don't. They eat it raw and just go like this with the stones in their stomach, not just the food. That's what they got. They got rocks in their stomach, the best of the food. I know that. Google it, yes. I was just saying, I.
Speaker: I have watched, I have literally watched an alligator eat food and they snatched the motherfucker up off the bank of the lake and drug it into the water. And once it was drowned and dead, they brought it back up onto the land and ate it. No, I've seen them take their food. Oh yeah. I didn't go back and go back to wherever they were doing chilling. No, yeah, depending on how big it is. Yes. Yeah. He said they don't eat their food raw. When the fuck they cooking? We're going to make this in the kitchen. We're going to go back with the groceries in a minute.
Speaker: Do alligators do the same thing as human dads? They go to the grocery store and they got to get every single bag in one tray. Carried on their back on their way home. This is some bullshit right here, boy. I wish I would. I wish I would just leave this era. How you doing? That is funny as shit. That is funny as shit. What the fuck are you talking about, Jeff?
Speaker: Like Jesus, man, you're killing me. You're fucking killing me, Smalls. Absolutely killing me. Rocky, you missed the beginning of the show, brother. We gave you all kinds of, we gave you all kinds of love at the beginning of the show, man. Yeah, that's Rock Lake. What's good, bro? Good shit you're putting out there too.
Speaker: I introduced them to not only your, obviously you did the intro music for us, but also your, your rapping skills and your singing skills. But I do have a, I do have a few, I got actually a lot of facts, but there's a lot. Okay. Well, anybody who listens to this, if you've made it all the way through and what I said in the beginning, just ignore all that. Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy. He sucks. He sucks.
Speaker: Unbelievable. What do you mean, why? Why not? I gotta put you out there, man. I gotta support your ass. I'm supposed to ask for permission for the music they want you to put out. Some of their best projects aren't necessarily what we have. I have permission. I have ultimate permission. Apparently you said, apparently you don't. You've been working on the album. I'm waiting for it. No shit. Hell of your business, Coach. Take your time. Holy shit. That was literally one of the best burgers I've ever had.
Speaker: What was it from? Yeah. It's like a local mom and pop shop here. But they had like potato chips in it. Barbecue, bacon. Okay, you put some flavor. Actually.
Speaker: Actually, I'm going to do two more of these facts here real quick. No. I'm going to do two more of these and then I'm going to save the other ones to Wednesday. But hey, check this out. I've seen this. Check this out. I know we're kind of off subject and we're bouncing around, but you know Main Street USA and Disney? Yeah. They add those cents.
Speaker: the air. They missed out sense. They had what now? No, we're not not not so I'm talking about. Okay. I'm asking you, do you know Main Street USA? Yeah, I know. I've never been but I know. But yeah, but you know, I'm talking about most of their American flags. They only have 39 stars. They're fake. By law, they don't have to take them down all the time. They're missing a star or a stripe because
Speaker: When when something happens and you fly your flags at half mass, they don't have to fly their flags at half mass, right? So what Jeff what Jeff is talking about We talked about this to the the the actress who played Snow White's Did the voice of Snow White originally They they only paid her they only paid her $970 And
Speaker: That was it. They gave her $970 for the role, even though the movie has made millions. Not only that, not only that, not only that, but Walt Disney destroyed her career and she never had another acting role after that. Andrea.
Speaker: Cassaletti. Yeah, Cassaletti. She never managed to land another accredited role. Disney blocked her media appearances, saying he didn't want to spoil the illusion of Snow White. Spill her last name? It's C -A -S -E -L -O -T -T -I.
Speaker: Walt Disney himself. Adriana Castellani. That's how you say it. Adriana, yeah. How do you say that last name? Castellani. Castellani. Yeah, I was close to that last name. But Walt Disney personally blacklisted her because he did not want to ruin the illusion of Disney.
Speaker: I'm going to stop right there. Wednesday will continue this list because it is a little bit larger than I thought it was. But what Jeff was talking about was the sensory devices that they use at Disney. So they fill the air with certain smells and stuff to make you want to buy certain foods. So when you're in different areas of the park, like, you know, say here, say you're at,
Speaker: that USA market street or whatever, Merrick street, whatever the fuck it was called. They'll fill the air with like apple pie or cheeseburgers or something like that to make you want to go buy certain foods. So depending upon which area of the, which I think that's on that list, it kind of goes. I think you talked about now the story about her, what I'm just reading, what I'm reading. I see exactly what they did when she signed that contract. I bet you they owned everything about her.
Speaker: because they couldn't use a voice or nothing else to tell me they controlled her. That's why she didn't have a career. I see what you're saying now. That's messed up. Take a second. It wasn't a contract. It was just.
Speaker: It was just Disney flexing his power. Yeah, because they flex their contract power when you sign it. No, no, no, no, no. The contract was probably just for her to do it. And then when she was in a contract, there was no contract. It wasn't in the contract. Every time she'd go up for a role, Disney would hear about it. He'd have ears everywhere. Yes. And it'd be like, no, don't give her that fucking role. Yes, that's fucked up. And nobody would stop it. So it wasn't in her contract. He just...
Speaker: Yeah, he just fucking ruined he ruined a woman's. Yeah, he ruined a woman's career and livelihood and got away with it. And nobody batted an eye at it because he didn't want to ruin the illusion of Snow White, you know. So, you know, Disney princesses have a certain allure about him or whatever, or certain, especially back then, you know, nowadays, you know, the princesses are a little bit more modern.
Speaker: Well, you had Snow White, you had Sleeping Beauty. What was it? Snow White, Aurora. But no, I'm talking about the illusion that they were portraying with the Disney Princesses. The original, you know, was it Aurora? Snow White. I think Aurora was Sleeping Beauty. And Cinderella. I think there was five or six in the original. I don't know. But... Yeah, no, that's fucked up.
Speaker: Ooh, ooh, that ooh. There's a duck in Chris's house. Oh, squishing.
Speaker: Damn, dude. Go wipe your ass in nasty bed. Nope. I'm going to let it, let it, let it simmer. And then he's going to borrow his panties to Chris. I'll walk around the motherfucking commando first. I'll walk around commando first. New rule on nonsensical nonsense. We share boxers. So everybody, after tonight's show, at the end of the week, everybody mail out your used boxers.
Speaker: I don't even know that shit. Some things are left unsaid
Speaker: Better left unsaid, Jeffrey. You say, Chris, you know. This is why people, this is why people really think that we were once married because I've had that question asked to me before. They're like, were you, were you and Jeff really married back then? Like, oh, it wasn't even legal back then. How would we get married?
Speaker: Yeah. I heard a bad joke. Imagine that wasn't on TikTok. Actually, no. My neighbor actually told me, but it'll get us all in trouble. I'll send it to you through Snapchat. I probably don't even want it.
Speaker: I'm giving you the punchline. No, the shit I heard in the desert was enough. No, this isn't that bad. This isn't that bad. I don't believe you. If you've got to think about it, it's bad, because you don't think about it. No, no, no, no. No, I just know, like, Chris's broster will get upset. So why would you do it? Because it'd be funny. To you, motherfucker. We got a show to do. That's why I'm not putting it on the show. Why the fuck you bring it up? God damn. It's funny. We tried to expand.
Speaker: It's called bromance. What did you what did you do now, Jeffrey? Jeffrey, what did you do? It would it would it would it would definitely put your broaster on on it would put me on your brother. Nobody was supposed to know about that, Rocky. Yeah. I was supposed to be a secret, damn it. I would end up on Nick's shit list. I guarantee that.
Speaker: I'm talking about you, Disney. Stop fucking with my shit. Yeah, see? You're like a motherfucker. Keep talking shit. You're going to learn. He's like, no internet for you. So now you can't fly and you don't have no internet.
Speaker: I can fly first and foremost. I just never have. I just never have. Oh shit. Paulie D and Benny have one. I'm not going there with you Sadie. No, no, no, no, no, no. Y 'all leave them Jersey Shore boys.
Speaker: I do have to admit that shit was compelling as fuck. Fuck them twats. Those are two of the biggest fucking, the entire show. Again, as far as the list of people who should be put down, anybody who was ever on Jersey Shore, just put them down. I will give, if I had to pick one to keep, it would be quality because I would lose kind of food.
Speaker: Except for his fucking haircut. I can't believe that you actually admitted to watching that show and enjoying it. My wife and I literally sat there binge watching because she loves that shit. Unacceptable, Jeffrey. Rocky just putting our business.
Speaker: in our business out there. Barely. Rocky. I was talking to Rocky, but he said... Sadie, you can have that shit. He's another... Hold on. Sadie, you can have that shit. I can't do it. No. Hey, thank you, Rocky. Appreciate that, man. When you're coming back on, dude. Yeah, love shit. I know there's like a two or three hour difference between us. She said, Hater, you're right. No, Sadie, real life. No, no, no, Sadie.
Speaker: No, Sadie. He's not a hater. He's jealous. Oh, use his line that he was on me. He's jealous. He's jealous. Yeah, he's jealous. He's jealous. You wish you could live the... You wish you could use live the GTL. No. You wish you could live the GTL life. Tony wishes he could live that life. What is the gym? Is gym tanning and laundry? Is that what it is?
Speaker: Yeah, let's do it, man. Let's absolutely put it on the calendar. Let me know when you're free. We do the show. What is it? It's Jim Tan laundry. I have no idea what that is. Uh, is that what I thought it was going to the gym? Tanning and doing laundry, bro. Jim Tanning laundry. Yeah. What the fuck? I'm letting you know. Get a pump on. Yeah, you need a tan.
Speaker: You're looking a little white these days. Get out of the house. I'll keep it the fuck up. I'll tell you something. I can get out of the house. How about you get out the fucking bathroom? It's not a black joke. It's not a black joke. What black folks do you know go tanning? What black folks do you know go tanning? I'm going to take you tanning. Actually, you'd be surprised. You're right. I would be surprised. If I told you, you would think I was lying. But I do know a lot. A buddy of mine used to do it. Yeah. A buddy of mine, he used to tan all the time. I'm like, dude, he was a black Incredible Hulk. That's what he called himself. He was a big boy, too.
Speaker: See, not many people. Rocky, Rocky said he doesn't do this. There you go. What's all new to Rocky? We can discuss that. He's like, you know, Rocky, he's like, I'm okay with that.
Speaker: Right, right. Does that mean my credit score will go up? You mean I can give my credit score up to 620? No. No. Can I drive in a white neighborhood? I do that anyway. You live in a white neighborhood. I say that and I can barely drive around white neighborhoods. I've hung out on white neighborhoods. I scared them motherfuckers.
Speaker: All you got to do is pull up and teach them, and they get mad. What? Kevin said, you always say money doesn't grow on trees, but paper's made from trees. That's why you got to hire. Go away. Go away. I didn't know you were better.
Speaker: I wanna dive into this a little bit more, Tony. I gotta ask you, why do white people, when you drive into their neighborhood and show up in jeans and a t -shirt, get scared? Because you don't look like a professional. They think you look like a hoodlum. I look like a hoodlum. I am a fucking hoodlum. I wear a jeans and a t -shirt every single day of my life.
Speaker: Do you think all white people wear button -down suits, three -piece suits every day? No. I have one. I know that. Sadie, it never works paper. Our money is linear. Go ahead. Exactly. It's linear. I'm so confused by that statement, Tony. I know. You can't really - No, you know what? No. I get where you're going with that, Tony. It is true. It's an instant racist thing.
Speaker: I don't know, maybe because I'm not racist. That might be why I don't understand it, because I'm not racist. You don't understand it because you haven't experienced it. Do yourself a favor. Watch Remember the Titans. Watch it real close and you'll see where I'm coming from. When they don't want you there, they just don't fucking want you there.
Speaker: Okay, again, because I've never been racist, I've probably never thought about that in my fucking life. You don't have to be racist. You didn't go through it. You don't have to be racist. You didn't go through it. Yeah, exactly. It comes down to Chris, you and I have never had to deal with the shit on a day -to -day basis where Tony has to... He freaks out every time he gets pulled over. I beg to differ. I don't freak out every time I get pulled over. No, but Tom's kind of worried that you might pull a gun on him.
Speaker: He's got a soccer mom car
Speaker: It's, I'm not saying I'm not saying I drive a Chevy cruise. So I'm just saying, but it's still an equinox. No, they're nice. They're nice. They don't do it. Ruck and Rocky said I came out the womb and it took, it took Cito. I believe it, Rocky. I really do. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Speaker: Why would you even put that up there? Y 'all drop a lot of racist shit up in here. Y 'all gonna get away with it? Okay. Y 'all wanna do that shit. And you think it's funny too. That's the fuck that part, Jeff. Are you surprised that Jeff thinks it's funny? I leave it up there on purpose. For people who don't believe... That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Speaker: You're the blind Klansman there, Rocky. That's pretty good. One day, we'll get caught. One day, we'll get caught. Just won't take your hood off, man. That's awesome. That's common tonight right there, folks. I'm calling. That Dave Chappelle skit was funny as fuck, though. It was real as fuck. That's the bad part. He's sitting in that truck road. I smell it. No, I didn't.
Speaker: It was just funny as fuck. I had a lot of his skits that he took shots at race, whether white people or black people or whatever. It was just fucking funny as hell. Nobody, ain't nobody safe with Dave Chappelle.
Speaker: That's the one thing that Chappelle does. He doesn't care where you come from, what color you are. He gonna make fun of you one way or another. Exactly. And if you got a problem with it, take a look at the last guy who had a problem with it. I actually just saw a Kevin Hart interview he did where he was like, you know, that was kind of needed.
Speaker: because the next motherfucker that decides to get up on stage is gonna think twice. No, I mean, as we said on the podcast, you know, that we live in a day and age where people don't realize that there's consequences to their actions. Yep. Because we live in a day and age where, and Tony, you can attest to this. I mean, you've apparently dealt with it more than anybody else has. Keyboard warriors. Motherfuckers live on keyboards, man, and think they can say and do whatever the hell they want. Because they don't face no bias. Yeah.
Speaker: That's what's wrong with their bitch asses. And we've been talking about this. You can't type on the baby. Kick the baby. Hey, man, turn the volume down so the baby don't hear this, please. Just soccer kick that baby. Do. Do. Drop back like Adam Vittieri and kick that son of a bitch. Y 'all see it for yourselves. You see it for yourselves.
Speaker: Wasn't that on South Park? That's one of your favorite shows. Like, Kick the Baby? It was the movie. I don't watch every episode. You know what? I've only seen maybe two or three episodes of it. And I did watch Baseball the other day because I couldn't help myself.
Speaker: Get out of the house Jeffrey It was like 2 o 'clock in the morning. Fuck you. I don't care what time of day or night it is Leave the house Okay To clear it up the guys that wrote South Park did not write baseball they co -wrote but it was originally written by the people that did the
Speaker: that's not that's not helping it
Speaker: One of the scenes where the kid is, they think he's dying and they're trying to use the paddles on him. He's like, he's cold. Let me get him a blanket. And you see him pull the blanket off the old guy. The old guy goes falling. That's a sucker joke. It's not Trey Parker and Matt Stone. That was a full on sucker. Not a fan. Fucking hilarious. Not a fan.
Speaker: The fact that it blows my mind that you don't find that funny. Y 'all be good. What's his name, Rocky? Peace out, dude. Tim, Tim. Tim called me. Hey, love you, Lee. Love you, Rocky. Have a good one, brother.
Speaker: He's talking about Red Dead Redemption, too. Thank you. And there is literally a KKK gathering that I shot up. That just blows my mind that that's in a... Well, I mean... It was still on there. They looked across on fire and everything. It was hilarious. Yeah. I mean, like, I understand, like... It's funny, right? The leader of the Grand Dragon had thrown him into the fire, but then whatever. Yeah, like...
Speaker: Like, uh, you know, it's, you know, as far as historical accuracy and this, that, and the other thing goes, but it's still, it's just wild that that's in that game. Oh, it was, it blew my mind because you see a white dot on the map and you'll hear somebody scream because I always check them out because it's always something weird. Yeah. Because a lot of, a lot of games, I mean, you know, as they, uh, even, even now, a lot of times when you,
Speaker: When you, um, when you jump online or something like that, there's a code of conduct that you have to agree to. Uh, and it says, you know, no, uh, harassment or bullying or racial, uh, slurs and this, that, and the other thing. Um, so it's just, cause that's not an old game. I mean, it's a newer, uh, a newer ish game.
Speaker: See if I can find a picture of what it looked like. Yeah, here it is. Here's a picture of what it looked like. Jesus Christ. It's in the game. Like, they don't fuck around. You showed us that before. I remember that. Yeah, I mean, well, I talked about it before. That was the first time I looked up a picture. But you can hunt down and capture them too. And it gives you points. That's good to know.
Speaker: every day when you're playing depending on how you act in the game determines the outplay of the game so if you go around shooting motherfuckers like crazy your your evil level goes up or if you're you know if you stop and help somebody or you feed the handsome money the poor guy you know panhandling whatever uh
Speaker: for the interesting
Speaker: the game plays differently. So you have to play it more than once to actually like you play once where you just complete the asshole, then you can play once where you try to do the right thing every time. And the the outcome of the game is completely different.
Speaker: I'm trying to stay as neutral as possible. So I'll occasionally kill somebody, but occasionally trying not to. Occasionally stay killed somebody, but you're neutral. Well, no, it's like, well, they have like certain scenes that are like, should we kill him or should we let him go? I'll leave it up to you. And then they walk away. And you can choose, you know, hit X if you want to kill, hit square if you want to let him go. And so,
Speaker: or you're riding down the street. And if you controlling the horse is not as easy as it looks on the game. And if you bump into somebody, they get pissed and they'll shoot at you. You can shoot back or not. When are you making money? Every day. No. I just, I just want you to, I just want you to adopt that, that, that, um,
Speaker: you know, frame a mind into normal life and say, I, you know, I try to be a good person, a law abiding citizen. You know, I stay neutral every once in a while. Yeah. Occasionally, I kill somebody. Tony, are you, are you refilling your vape? Yes. I was, I've always been, I can't see it because you're coopier screen. No, it's covered up by your screen. Yeah. Like, you can see the bottom half. Yeah. But I've always been curious about how easy that is to fill up because you got a
Speaker: There you go. Oh, okay. This is a longer tank. Yeah, no, I've got, um, yeah. Oh, that sure. Like, uh, I looked at mods yesterday. I was like, these are my originals. I think I've showed you guys that before. Yeah.
Speaker: But like this one, I got to unscrew it and then I've got to pull the filter down so far and kind of tilt it and then fill it. Yeah. Where this one actually has been so long since I used it. I don't even know how the hell I feel it. I think I got to take the bottom off and hold it upside down and then I fill it up. There's a shop here. It's called Vape House.
Speaker: And one of my favorite brands is the... Oh fuck, I forget what it's called. Fuck!
Speaker: was that Kevin? Yes. That was played his fucking day. Comment of the night goes to Kevin. We played for his mother. Yeah. I gotta look it up. I can't remember the name of the brand.
Speaker: I've only played a little bit of Red Dead Redemption, Tim. I just got frustrated with the whole online bullshit. I loved the first game. It was awesome. The second one's amazing. Smok, S -M -O -K. That's a big brand. Yeah, this is the brand I was looking at. I was looking at, they had one on here that I kind of really like. I think I actually
Speaker: Yeah, this is um, I don't know. That's an eye joy. That's an ages. There's a new leaf. Tesla. It's kind of nice. That's all. Oh, I got a smock tank on this big bastard. Oh, yeah. The smock tank. The smock makes me an excellent tank. No, I saw one the other day and it was I thought I had a
Speaker: I'm just gonna find it again. I've got one, two, three, four, five, six. I've got like seven mods on my dresser right now. And then I just bought this one the other day. I don't need it. I don't need it. It's really not that big. I saw one. Ooh.
Speaker: This mods dope it's called the stand but a spider -man on it Nice that's fucking dope. Nice. I don't know. Yeah. Well, that's what that's what this this guy This right here this one right here that I got It's an I enjoyed but they put out an Avengers series So I like this one's the Incredible Hulk one, but this fucking thing is all voice activated It all lights up it can light up with sound and everything like that
Speaker: But I got the Incredible Hulk when I wanted the Captain America and the Iron Man one, but they didn't have them. They had a Hawkeye one, and I was like, I don't want a purple one. Yeah. Ooh, they got a Star Wars one. Oh, that's a ball.
Speaker: Now that little vape pen you got, Tony, it looks like it puts out. It puts out pretty good. So one battery should last you a whole day. Does it take the, um, I like kit. It's a 40 watt. Yeah. Does it take the, uh, yeah. Does it, does it take the, uh, 18, 650 battery? What size battery does it take?
Speaker: I've honestly I've never seen that. I've never I've never seen the vape pen that takes the battery like mine that I have you just just one take hold there. I can get through the whole day on a track up here.
Speaker: I had a, um, I can't remember what my thing. Yeah, because you'd confuse it with a, you can confuse it and think it was a dick. So you'd never take it out of your mouth. I had the vape pen. It's not really a pen, but it's like this. Yeah. That's a big pen. Yeah. Small anymore. The problem I had with those is the filters suck. I hate those filters.
Speaker: You're running it too high on the wattage and you're hitting on it too much. You could adjust it. Oh, some of those you can adjust. Yeah. This is like, it was like the cheapest one. I like this. This one that I just bought, it goes up to like 200 Watts, but the highest rated filter you can buy for it. It's like an eight, like a 91. I was just like, what the fuck sense does that make?
Speaker: No, you can get different tanks. I was like, oh, yeah, I got plenty of fucking tanks laying around. That's for damn sure. Just listen to Kevin play fucking Fortnite or whatever the hell he's doing. I know. He's about to get his ass whipped.
Speaker: Go out there and put him in the scorpion death lock. Make him tap. Young boys are going to curse specifically heroes. Just got to tell. I know. I got it. Yeah, but the problem is mother comes home on Monday and she'll catch him playing. He was in there cursing like a sailor and I'll be the one blamed for it. Cause you cuss on the podcast all the time. I'm like, fuck yeah, we do.
Speaker: I gotta get on. I gotta get on. I gotta get on my kids all the time about their person because man they they just do it freely like ain't nobody or because their mom let's them do it.
Speaker: and it's like, you are, you guys are way too damn young for that. Especially, you know, just makes you sound, you know, you know, you need to watch your mouth and if you don't, that's on you. That's how we got it. We we don't see it. That's all this to know. Exactly. I just, I just don't know. I ain't doing that shit around me. It makes you sound trashy and everything else. Ain't no fucking reason for it as I'm cursing, but don't fucking do it. Oh, wait. Damn it.
Speaker: Yeah, do as I say, not as I do. I don't want my kids talking like that. I mean, that's like one of those. You shouldn't smoke kids. Exactly. Why are you smoking in front of these face? What are you doing just as much damage smoking beside them as they're going to do smoking themselves? So they tell us.
Speaker: I don't know. I mean, Tony, we're all up there at age, you know, I don't know if any of your parents or family, I would just assume because of the timeframe, you know, you had family and stuff that smoked. Yes, I did. And they all did it. They all did it right around us in the car with the windows rolled up. We didn't even have safety belts back when I was little, but we had them. Yeah. We warm as kids. My dad used to cut them out of the car. Wait. I, uh,
Speaker: did you guys say you'll spend time on twitch a little bit a little bit of time i've tried broadcast i can't broadcast off my computer i can't i couldn't either which is why i didn't do it i i wonder can i play games on twitch you have to be because a lot of the streamers broadcast off their computers i know there is a way to do it i don't know where to figure it out i couldn't figure it out i used to do i mean we're doing it off our computers right now no like going straight from
Speaker: But I mean, I used to do it right off of a website. I used to do it off of my PlayStation, because I used to stream when I games. But no, I've never tried streaming off my laptop. Because usually when I'm on there, and even like the app on the phone is a little bit confusing and whatnot. It doesn't. I could broadcast on my phone easy.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I can broadcast for my phone. I've done that. It's a goal out button. Right. Fucking it. How do not see that shit on this computer? Yeah, I know. I played with that game. I played with it for like five minutes and I was like, fuck this. All right. Now, I haven't really outside of my phone. I haven't really tinkered around with it too much. I mean, I can I can look into it and see if there's something you need to do. I got to it. Are you?
Speaker: Outside of the 900 apps that you have, Tony, are you starting to play around with Restream a little bit? I've seen you were on Twitch. Yeah, Restream, stream your vocal, get vocal, and Twitch yesterday. Shout out on all of them. They'll go to Twitch, but they don't go to Twitter.
Speaker: I have to tell you that that StreamYard went to Twitter. StreamYard, we can go to Twitter. You just can't comment on Twitter. That's why we don't post it on Twitter. I got comments on Twitter. I did. No, wait a minute. StreamYard. Here on StreamYard, you can't get comments off of Twitter. That's why I don't really broadcast on Twitter. I mean, it says right there in the
Speaker: Hold on, let me look. When you, when you click on it. Hold that video up. Nah, fucking 11 o 'clock on a Saturday night. Who goes to bed already? Your stupid ass goes to bed at 11 o 'clock. Cameron. No, the problem I have with Red Dead Cam. Better out than in. It comes down to after riding a horse for a while, you're just like, fuck. It takes so long to get from one place to the other.
Speaker: Somebody did heart my broadcast on Twitter when I was doing StreamYard. I did get a comment. But Restream goes to Twitch, StreamYard goes to Twitter, I got that. Right. Wait, I won?
Speaker: You good, Cameron? Hang out. What is he doing? Oh, I don't know. I think he's fried chicken. Oh, I'm beat. I got to do my final address at the mayor of Haps. I'm going to do it tonight. That's the mayor of Haps. It's been a week. Haps are done. I'm going to give up the title. It's over.
Speaker: What title? What title are you giving up? Haps has been done. It's been like two weeks. One. Last Friday.
Speaker: Well, I was gonna, I was gonna say, um, you know, you were saying you were playing around on, uh, StreamYard and Restream and, and vocal and this and the other thing. Um, one vote. No. No, no. On what? Give another mayor hats. I mean, you can be the mayor of hats. All he wanted doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker: certain people on that app and the creators of that app who fucked it up from Jump Street, it's no longer there. But no, what I was gonna say, instead of bouncing around and worrying about where everybody is, I think as we've discovered on here,
Speaker: just go wherever you like, Tony. And if the people actually enjoy hanging out with you and actually enjoy, well, they'll come to you regardless of where you are. I wouldn't worry about where everybody else is going. You know what StreamYard's about. Obviously, we use it. I've never heard of, I don't think I've ever heard of Vocal. Is it an app or is it like this? There's a podcast in that that goes to, Vocal goes to Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Get Vocal goes to Facebook, Twitter, and Apple.
Speaker: But we can't, I was trying, I worked on it earlier today with on Fireman Rich. He brought me up but he couldn't hear me. I like the fact that they go to three platforms for free. And the three - With video? Yeah, video covers like this for free.
Speaker: So I just had a problem broadcasting and bringing anybody up. But OBS as big, but OBS is an addition. I wanna see something where I don't have to add nothing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Chris and I actually discussed OBS and it looked extremely complicated. With being free. Yep, Disney got your ass. Yep.
Speaker: There's certain things that you actually before we get too much into it behind the scenes bullshit Nobody cares about Let's go ahead and wrap this up because I am curious to know about because I've never heard a vocal Tony So I'm a little bit curious. I Was telling you all about it
Speaker: When Bobby shadow told me about it, it's in a beta stage. So it's still pretty new. It's still working. Yes. But I got my council on both. I'm waiting on there. I'm ready to go. Ah, that's why it's free. It's in the beta. Once it comes out of beta, they're gonna be like, surprise motherfuckers. Give us your credit card now. But, um, but, um, but, um, but, um,
Speaker: You know, the night that we play the drinking game, when we drop our catchphrases, I'm just going to say random. I'm just going to just bottom bottom. And with that being said, we're going to give somebody alcohol poisoning. Probably you. But let's go to wrap the show up. We appreciate you guys hanging out. We appreciate you guys in the chatters box shooting a shit with us.
Speaker: We got a brand new, oh man, my shoulder just popped. Oh man, that was good shit. We got a brand new episode coming at you Monday. Don't forget, we got the chatter's box, or not the chatter's box, but the starting five things you would buy if you hit the lotto. First five things you'll buy if you hit the lotto. So make sure you guys go and vote on those on all social media. We will see you guys Monday night with brand new episode. Tony and I will be here. I doubt Jeff will be here.
Speaker: I will not because Jeff's gonna go home. So we're gonna be fucking Which means you know, in all seriousness 30 seconds in and he's gonna be back in his bathroom No, in all seriousness, I just want to sit down watch a movie of my wife I miss that woman so much She ain't miss your
Speaker: She's like, Jeff who? Never heard of him. I'm in Europe, bitches. No, she called me the other day and she's like, uh, she's like, all the hostels are booked. Good. I was like, what are you talking about? No, no, like the one, because she has, she's flying out of Amsterdam to come back home and she's in all the, for this weekend, all the
Speaker: apostles were booked for the weekend because there's some apparently some event as well. I was like, well, so splurged to get a hotel. And then I looked at the hotel prices like so uh, sleep at the fucking airport. Cause they were like 500 bucks a fucking night. But we did find her one. So another random ass question I have for you guys. Yeah. You know, like,
Speaker: You know, we all like to get drunk and have fun. Tony, I'm sure you've gone out to the club. I know you've gone out to the clubs. I've gone out to clubs, Jeff. You've gone out to clubs. We're all like, it's just random shit that I see. And then it makes me think. And I've just seen this. So, you know, we all like to get drunk and get fun. We'll get a little loud. You know, it is what it is, a dance around, whatever. But have you ever had that one friend that everywhere they go,
Speaker: They have to become the center of attention. Like even if you, even if you go, even if you go see them every week, twice a week. Okay. That's just not a podcast. No, like, like, if you, if you go, if you like, like, if you go to a bar that has stage,
Speaker: Yeah, I know, kind of. But no, you go to like a bar that's known for having musical acts on the weekends. Right. And this asshole every single weekend makes it a point to try to outstage the band or whatever. You get on stage and make himself the center of attention. No, I've never known nobody at that.
Speaker: Okay. So, okay. But if you did, is it just me or even if you're, even if they're a friend, would you want to throw punch them every chance you got? Like, cause like, even though I don't hang out, like I just, I just seen this and even though I don't hang out with said person all the time or ever when I see it on social media, I just want to go where, where they're at and kick them in the dick.
Speaker: Yeah, no. And be like, sit your stupid ass the fuck down. Like, we get it, you're drunk, you're having fun. People came here to see that band, not your drunk ass. Or I'm surprised that nobody in the band has ever kicked his ass.
Speaker: I don't know. Random question by Glick at the end of the show. But anyways, no, we are going to wrap up. We do appreciate you guys. Listen, we do appreciate you guys hanging out. We'll be back Monday night for a brand new episode. Jeff won't be here. Shoney, will you be here? Possibly. Maybe yes. No, I'll be you. OK, let me know. Yeah, you will be here. Fucking glitching, freezing up bullshit pissing me the hell off. But anyways,
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Speaker: But she dances naked through the trees until they're ongoing The keywiz was passing through the wind and she commutes with the dead
Speaker: Raise the blade above her head As I begin to breathe, she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me a new birth
Speaker: She'll be nice, look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched us believe It's a left to back again
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack of pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key, all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be $13 .62 and I'm gonna have to have exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. No, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky, take this sacrifice I won't believe forever No, spirit in the earth, give me whatever Make me a guideline
Speaker: Yeah, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate y 'all. We'll see you Monday night with a brand new episode. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Jeffrey, fuck these bitches know. Jesus! Tony, mayor, speak to your people kind sir.
Speaker: mother had you mother made you mother fuck you i even called you the mayor man and i still got a walkie eye and with that being said goodbye muddle fopples now i gotta push all these buttons where's the buttons hit the button where's the buttons
