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Speaker: I noticed we're still calling it Black Friday.
Speaker: What, no whining, amateur nation?
Speaker: No outrage?
Speaker: Protests?
Speaker: Looting?
Speaker: Where's the looting, children?
Speaker: Wait, I'm sure that's coming.
Speaker: Why are we used to our phones eavesdropping on our conversations?
Speaker: We talk about something with friends and our phones show ads or posts in line with our conversation.
Speaker: That should simply be illegal.
Speaker: Back in the day before the internet, if you talked about something and five days later something came in the mail about the same subject, you would have lost your mind.
Speaker: It's science run amok.
Speaker: The country that taught the world how to eat, Italy, has become the first nation in the world to ban Bill, trust me, it's edible, Gates' fake synthetic meat.
Speaker: Looks like Italy has told Bill Gates, succhialo, that he'd suck it.
Speaker: Oh, did you know all social media fact checkers are pedophiles?
Speaker: Here's a quote I found.
Speaker: America is not sending their best and brightest to Washington, D.C.
Speaker: Guess who did?
Speaker: Pennsylvania Senator John How Do Pants Work Betterment.
