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Speaker: My back's against the wall As you float through the room With all the things you've got To make you feel at home And that look that's on your face It leads me to a sooner chance than you
Speaker: Well, please darling just say something I need to understand Well, tell me why it is you're leaving I thought I was your man Watching the tail lights fade Up the street is the sun
Speaker: You don't have to be this way You know I hate to be alone Baby please don't go, don't go I searched the house and hope you left something But I didn't find nothing at all I thought maybe if there's something you've forgotten
Speaker: At least I have a reason to come And as I pace around I realize The only sound is my heartbeat Driving me insane I reach for you But you're not there Crying out to you But you don't hear Your promise should be there forever
Speaker: Up the street as the sun sings low
Speaker: that the the
Speaker: They have Evan, they have Evan Williams. I think it was Evan Williams, uh, cherry whiskey that they're drinking tonight. Nice. And I'm slightly intrigued. I kind of want to try it, but I'm not big on whiskey. Well, that's because you're a, you have a huge mandarin between your legs. No, I, I just stick to beer cause I know what I'm comfortable with.
Speaker: The silence in blank stairs said it all. How would you look at me in the shower? You are the OG, the first real wife, so I mean... There you go. Got to be known for something, right? Exactly.
Speaker: Because she put coke in it coke in my cherry I've never had to use a roofie on you Reason another reason why you ever you will and we have sex with this You should get a car too
Speaker: The problem I have is not the alcohol. It's the taste. Summer said your cooter cat is fatter than hers. Take your word for that, dude. The green apple. I do like the green apple what? No, Jack Daniels honey with sweet tea. Dude, you'll thank me later. Try it if you can get your hands on it. Oh, I can't. I know I can because I go to that liquor store.
Speaker: Yeah, get you get you get you like I just leave the house first. So I'll see if they can be delivered. What's sweet tea? Shut up, Mark. This is why I don't listen. This is why I can't say it. You fucking people. You asshole's warranty. That's what we threw your shitty tea in the fucking harbor. That's right. Green apple whiskey. The crown green, green apple with Gatorade is phenomenal. What kind of Gatorade? Gatorade.
Speaker: You get drunk and you hydrate. There you go. You don't work for the hangover or what? Yeah. I mix the Crown Royal Green Apple with the Green Gatorade or Yellow Gatorade or the White Gatorade. Now see, I like a vodka and Red Bull. The problem is you get drunk, but you can't pass out. Yeah. Well, what are you fucking 19? Give me a vodka and Red Bull. Yeah.
Speaker: Give me a fix. Mark asked what sweet tea and summer said it's sugar with a little bit of tea in it. Yeah, exactly. Well, first of all, Trump was awesome. Biden is a little bit creepy. He's an idiot. We're not going to go down that road, Mark. We don't want to play politics because Jeff can go all day long. Well, we also kicked your ass back in 18 something. And then we had to save you not only in World War One, but in World War Two. Yeah.
Speaker: Thank us, sir. You should just thank you and go about your day. Well, no, I agree. I agree. So, uh, Jojo, you don't have to mix Crown Apple with anything, but I like to mix it with Gatorade.
Speaker: I thought Summer said she throws the talent with biting. You win, Mark. I mean, yeah, you know, we can't. There's really no difference for it.
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Speaker: I'll have to stop the old keyboard. Who's testing out the old keyboard? Mark, what are you doing with the keyboard? Do you still have a keyboard? How behind are you? Well, I mean, England's basically a third world country. So, you know, he's probably still a typewriter. He's like a laptop. How much?
Speaker: Don't even make a laptop, Jeff. I've been telling you guys for how long to go get a laptop. I have a laptop, it just doesn't work. I told you you'd get a laptop cheaper than what it would cost to fix your laptop. No, because I actually priced out a keyboard and a charger cable the other day. Go get your sugar mama some Lovins and get a laptop out of it. Carrier pigeon.
Speaker: Mark put the Facebook emoji up to my comment, and Somerset is still using a carrier. Mark said, I'll see myself out. Oh, Mark. Oh, exit stage left.
Speaker: I'm sorry, Mark. You know I love you, buddy. We need to buy our merch. Go buy our merch. We're counting on you, Mark. Look, Summer was looking at our merch yesterday. She's like, who the fuck would pay? I don't even know how much the price is for yoga pants. It's just a loyal wife. A loyal wife. A loyal fiance. Come on, dude. What the fuck?
Speaker: my mom, my mom said, I like the, I like the pint glass, but I'm not spending 20 bucks on it. I was like, we didn't know the price. You know, I, I seen how much the pint glass was. And I was like, I got two, I got four mugs. Yeah. 24 ounce. I got four 24 ounce. Um,
Speaker: did I just do the Sesame Street dude? What does the Sesame Street do? Summer's not a wife. Not yet. That's that's how she said it. Oh, I got I got I got four 24 ounce mugs. Two Columbus blue jacket mugs, etched glass and two Cleveland Browns mugs for $40 and then I seen that pint glass and it was like 20 bucks and I'm like,
Speaker: Yeah, I am looking into other websites. And it's my own merch. Yeah. There's got to be a way we can give people discounts. Oh, no, we can. We can do promo codes and all that jazz. Oh, really? Yeah. OK. A loyal fiance. Oh, my God. Now she turned it around on me. She said a loyal fiance would buy her leggings.
Speaker: That's what I said. Oh, well, you're a little Beyonce. I would only buy you those leggings if you only wore them around me. So that fat cooter cat was in plain view. I don't want anybody else to see that. That's mine. Wait till we get married and you've got to get the tattoo that's just probably like forever right across.
Speaker: My wife said the other day speaking of walking around the house
Speaker: No, my wife asked me the other day she says if I die before you I
Speaker: What would you do? I said stuff you and put you in a corner. What are you serious? I'm like, yeah, but I'd stuff you bent over so I can still take care of it. She's like, you're sick. I'm like, you're the one in the corner bent over, not me. Well, I was going to say funny that you say that.
Speaker: because I've said the same thing for years, but not the been over grabbing my cheek. I've always said when I die, I want to be stuffed. And then my kids have to take turns and keep me for a week at a time. And then I have to be propped up in just different,
Speaker: I'm hanging out by the grill. The grill's not even by the grill. He's a scarecrow in the field. Throw some snow on him. We'll put him out on the front yard. He's a snowman. Don't worry about it. Put me in a recliner.
Speaker: put like Browns games on replay in front of me. Trust me. I'm in my Browns gear. Mark said in this podcast is now canceled. Mark said, Mark said, Mark said tacos party. And now special time with the dead spouse. I just found my description for, for this episode.
Speaker: Sorry, stuffed spouses. Yeah, stuffed. It's not necrophilia if it's your wife.
Speaker: What are they trying to they're trying to pass off pedophilia as a sexual was a sexual orientation so With my wife They were trying to LBGT to
Speaker: I was like, look, we're not even down with that. Yeah, we got a whole lot of letters. We got a whole lot of letters in this, and we're just not looking to add the P. Most of us in this group don't even like P's. You want to say the P? I don't like P's. Summer said I'm done. Jeff has ruined the dead for me.
Speaker: She said I'll never see it. You're telling me opposable, Chris, in your house somewhere you wouldn't want? It's not me. It's you. You're the one that said I want my dead wife's stuff been over grabbing her cheeks so I can still go to pound town whenever I want. Hey, I'm just saying. Memories are memories. Mark said how y 'all, I like how he uses y 'all. He's trying to sound like those y 'all. He's so cute.
Speaker: Mark says how y 'all haven't been shot yet amazes me. He's like I can't even make eye contact with Jeff anymore.
Speaker: Well, you know, you can listen to the audio, just the audio on Spotify. Summer said she's going to go to the Kevin A. Holly podcast now. Well, Kevin A. Holly is on break number nine. If you want to sit there and listen to background music for three hours, go right ahead. We'll see you back in five minutes. Mark told Summer, take me with you. Oh, wait, no, their shows are over, I think.
Speaker: after the three -hour show with two hours of breaks is over. Yeah. It was fucking... God, I love Kevin. I love Kevin to death. He was in there talking about his dead cat and how, you know, it sucks saying goodbye and this, that, and the other thing. I was like, I know that I totally understand how you feel right now. You know, I feel the same way when I run out of meth and the last hooker leaves my house. It's so hard to say goodbye.
Speaker: Do you have boys, the men playing in the background? I can see the, I can see the look in his face where he would just be like, you got me there. Summer said, let's go my dude to mark. We can create our own summer market and create their own podcast.
Speaker: If we explain to Kevin, what the fuck has been brought up over here? I'm sure they're like, listen, we understand that we are our loyal followers.
Speaker: Oh, nonsensical nonsense and it would be so gracious to allow us into your live or into your podcast. We would be forever grateful because this is what happened. This is what has happened tonight. However, nonsensical nonsense. Of course, that's actually a win -win. Kevin will do a couple new benefits and get the glitter up again.
Speaker: Yeah, everybody in the chat will be like fuck we gotta talk about what's nonsense go on says well Where do we where do we hear what happened? Oh my god Yeah, there you go
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Speaker: at. Did you just fucking dab? Did you just fucking dab? Yes, I did. I dabbed. I don't know why. That was dumb. I was like, yeah, I did my part.
Speaker: Side note, I'm going to whisper so Jeff can't hear me. We will be looking for a new colorless position. I don't know why I've literally never dabbed. I've never dabbed on purpose. And all of a sudden I'm just like, nah. And Stubber said, what a loser. I was actually going to do my, I was going to do the, what's that, what's that shit they did in, um,
Speaker: Fuck the bodybuilding competitions. I do that rule, you know, let's hope
Speaker: Well, there you go. That's what I was trying to do. That was my version. Mark said, after any of this, you'll have 10 minutes of this that you can leave and I'm leaving at all. And I won't edit anymore. We don't edit shit like this. I was too funny. Mark said, Summer said, I am now done now because you did. Where'd you go, Jeff? You ruined it for all of us. You just add. I'm going to make it sure to Jeff Dabbie. There you go.
Speaker: Nobody's been upset tonight, until you dad. Mark said dead bodies now about dabbing. What the fuck, Jeff? You changed. Summer said you've now lost a listener, now because of Jeff. Jojo said can 90 mile Jojo no longer with us. He let himself go and is now dabbing.
Speaker: Wow. Good job, Jeff. So, our three listeners, we just lost because of you. We lost them right there. That's the line. Apparently, that's the line. Dead bodies, not a problem. Dabbing. Banging your dead wife is cool.
Speaker: Now your dad didn't tell her that the podcast is over and we're back to Facebook Messenger talks. But I honestly, I don't know why I did it.
Speaker: I think it's because I had my arm up here and I was just like, yeah. You've been, you've been real fucking relaxed mode all night tonight. I'm actually, this is the first time I've been actually super comfortable because I really sit on the edge of the bed and I have something to rest my back up against now. You look like a wannabe mob boss at a strip club. Just like when they're all chilled, you got your arms spread out. Yeah.
Speaker: Meanwhile, it's nude on a Tuesday. As I said, this is the most comfortable I've been during the podcast because I'm not sweating my ass off. I got a backrest so my back doesn't hurt at the end of the podcast. Mark said, Jeff, you're outside. You let your neighbors hear this.
Speaker: Oh yeah, my neighbors don't speak English, so it doesn't matter. I can scream out obscenities and they're like, yeah, how you doing? They just wave and smile. Like, that's the special kid. They just call me. He's talking to his phone again.
Speaker: It's funny because I do I do a lot of my tick -tock videos outside People are at the pool going is that old man making a tick -tock? Talking to his phone at three o 'clock in the morning like they're fucking lightsabers Oh
Speaker: Oh, speaking of Star Wars, we were talking about James Earl Jones and the Sandlot. I know. But I told you there's three Sandlot movies. I heard your face fall. Yeah. The third one, I've literally watched five minutes of it and I had to shut it off. The acting is so bad of the Sandlot 3. And Luke Perry's in it.
Speaker: I honestly had no idea that they made a second, well, the one and a third of that movie. That's the second one is actually kind of, it's, it's, it's, it's not about baseball. That's the problem, but it's, it's, how is it? Because it takes place at the Sandlot. It's all about a kid that, that he's into rocketry. Smalls is younger brother is into rocketry.
Speaker: The the guy that lives next to James Earl Jones's house works for NASA Designing the shuttle and he Yeah, basically, but what made it worse on this third one. It's about a baseball player. He's in the he's he's getting ready to retire and They're
Speaker: He gets hit with a baseball in the head and wakes up back in 1972 at the Sandlot. Which one is this? The third one. Oh, God, I'm done. And it was horrible. I've literally gotten maybe 20 minutes into it after three tries watching it.
Speaker: It's so bad Mark said, you know mark said you let your neighbors hear this summer said just imagine his mom is going to hear this and one day his kids will too Christian my kids listen my kids wait until I'm out of the room and they'll put it up on YouTube and What are you guys doing and they're like I was like really I
Speaker: my kids my kids listen to Marcus Marcus killing me in the gym all of summer's killing me too Chris she said that I need and and she called me she called me Chris you need better friends so I know she's serious oh my god with a whole bunch of emojis but my kids my kids listen I usually I have it on in the car I don't know if my kids listen to it outside of when they're with me but uh
Speaker: No! I'm jumping from a remote across the room. Put it on porn, put it on porn, this will be better.
Speaker: The girls are younger than yourself. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, my boys are around the age of your kids. My boys are six and eight. Parker will be seven in September. So the girls, they get a kick out of it and they laugh and usually cash will be like, what are you talking about? I don't know if Parker's ever heard this. Yeah. I don't know. My kids actually get most of the stuff we talk about. They don't, they don't get, they're like, I don't get it. Why would you want to bed mom? Why would you want mom bet over in the corner?
Speaker: Why do you want mom dead? So I can clap them cheeks, little b****? They literally watch it just to see us. And I'm like, what are you doing? We just like to see you guys.
Speaker: Mark said the rest are no problem, but this this episode is super 18 plus every episode when I posted on the spot when I posted on the Spotify and and whatnot and all the other podcast apps, I I label it uh explicit. It's it's it's uh. Yeah, explicit is wow rental. You're not even thinking I can't say that and uh and uh.
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's bad. Um and I think and I think and I think that's why when it goes up on YouTube, I put it as uh not for kids. Yeah. And like even our Tiktok is and I and I and I like I put on our Tiktok eighteen and over. Yeah. Wow. And bold letters. Yeah. Um but uh
Speaker: Cash gets most things that we talk about. Right? Well, I mean, a little stupid stories like when we tell news stories, my kids laugh.
Speaker: But yes, when we if we're talking about sex and stuff, they're like, I don't get it. I'm a good skip that part. Unfortunately, unfortunately, my daughters get that way more than I would like them to be like, in the dark, but you hope they're in the dark, you know, they're not. I have, like I said, I have a 16 year old with a pretty serious boyfriend and
Speaker: Sadly, I know what I was doing at 16. I was going to say, I know what the fuck I was doing at 16. The rest of the team compared to tonight's discussions. Mark, do you even listen to the podcast? I was going to say, what the hell, Mark? Go re -listen to episode 14. Fuck. Fuck, go listen to episode 25. Go listen to Saturday's episode. Jesus Christ. Jesus.
Speaker: My stepmom was literally describing my thing. That is literally the funniest thing. She's like, you know, your thing.
Speaker: You think it's like and you're like, what? Oh, no. She's like a screen. You think it's like six inches long till it is in diameter and it's green. I'm like, oh, I've been taken for this. So long. So long. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Speaker: It's like it's it's like six o 'clock in the morning. Why are you trying to go to sleep? I'm going to say we're trying to go to bed.
Speaker: We've never brought up stuffing spouses and having a laser. This is very true work. We have never brought that up. This is true. We have crossed a little bit of a threshold. Well, I am a firm believer that lines are meant to be crossed and barriers are fictitious things that the weak put up to protect themselves from the real world. Stop being a snowflake, Mark.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, you know just because there's a little heat your snowflake pussies melting Now look me in the eye Look me in the eye mark Look me in the eye mark Look me in the eye while i dab and bang my dead wife Enjoy the show Get that image out of your head Good show for it
Speaker: Well, since you put it that way, Mark said, well, since you put it that way. We've converted him. He's back. I was going to say, Mark, come on. Does that mean I can dab again? No. No. I'm going to create a shirt. Nonsensical nonsense. No dabbing allowed. We've added a third rule. Our first two rules are no politics, no religion. And the third rule is no dabbing.
Speaker: No doubt. That's the marker. It's an amendment to our Bill of Rights or whatever.
Speaker: Summer I need to send you a picture of the shirt. I designed for Chris it says staples Nonsensical nonsense and then on back it says Glick 69 so You can get it in any color you want as long as it's red
Speaker: That's what Henry Ford used to say. You can get the Ford Model T in any color you want, as long as it's black. No dabbing, but kill your wife, no problem. He didn't say he was going to kill her. I'm not going to kill her. When she dies, I'm going to stuff her and keep her in the corner. If she dies before - Ready to go. Yes.
Speaker: We do not promote killing your wife. However, Jeff, however, Jeff promotes stuffing your wife in a better position, spreading her cheeks. Let's correct one little thing. Not stuffing, but taxidermy. Yeah, stuffing. Stuffing sounds like I'm grabbing, I'm grabbing, you know, all
Speaker: Fucking plus toys and shopping you're going to cotton up her ass. You're going to build a bear. You're going to take her to build a bear after she dies. They got that machine right in her asshole.
Speaker: They're like, sir, please, like, store. Come on, guys. I'll pay for the cotton. Come on, man. The poor 16 -year -old kid that pushes the pedal. He's like, you want me to what? I don't know if I can do that. Come on, dude. I'll give you $50. Come on. You can do it. I need to ask. I need to ask my manager. Meanwhile, he goes over and he's like, hey, this guy. I go on, Aaron, on him. I want to see the manager.
Speaker: he goes everybody's like hey this guy just brought his dead wife in and she wants me to shove the stuffing pipe up her ass and just fill her with stuffing can I do that?
Speaker: I like the way she looked when she was pregnant. Can you give a little bit more?
Speaker: right the uh right in the belly region. Can you hear that? I am bumping ass a little bit more. Yeah, who'd be just a little bit. It's just not just us. Dolly Portman's kids and Anna Nicole when she was pregnant. Can you do that for me? They're like, wow, you're really specific sir.
Speaker: We don't talk about politics either or religion. Yeah, so yeah, I
Speaker: What do you mean we're canceled? My wife was. What does she what does she like walk in the room while she was listening? No, well, they got the TV downstairs. They're probably flying through fucking. You got a sound word out there. Oh, come on. You have the car. I was. It was a gigantic storm.
Speaker: Okay, here it is. What's she say? Can you pick up the flan? Are you serious? She wants me to run to the gate and pick up fucking cake. They ordered more food. Apparently. Jesus Christ. Let me go check on that real quick. I'll be right back.
Speaker: Vent on how I'm going to stuff her from this. This is how she dies. From eating all this cake and shit. I'll be right back. Besides, I gotta piss. Wow. Wow. What? What? What an episode tonight, guys.
Speaker: Anybody who's made it this far Wow I'm kind of lost for words to be honest with you, but it's it's it's been It's been an episode that's for sure
Speaker: To be honest, you could say anything. I'd still be I trust me. I don't market and The and and I appreciate that man, you know, you know, I love your brother and if I can send you free shit I would the NBA is rigged. Why is the NBA rigged you? What happened? I don't even know what's going on in the NBA anymore I know that don't the Milwaukee Bucks were playing sons
Speaker: Um, is that right? In the championship? I don't know. I know the bucks are there. Well, yeah. Going to the suit earlier tonight. You said you were going to, uh, put your 401k on the playoffs. And now you're saying Superbowl. It'll be, if the Browns go to the Superbowl, it'll be Browns Buccaneers.
Speaker: So the Milwaukee one um Yeah, yeah We yeah, I don't know man we come up with some doozy sometimes and Any anybody sounds like just kidding? okay, I don't know how many people actually listen to full episodes, but I
Speaker: You know, I feel like I feel like, you know, we're 26 episodes in and right, right from the gate. It's not over yet. Okay. Okay. What game is it is? 30 seconds left and bucks are up by four. But, um, you know, I feel like, I feel like from the get go now we're, we're, we're starting out with, with really good, um,
Speaker: Yeah, this is my podcast, actually. We record a podcast live, and then I pull the audio and post it. Nonsenseical nonsense. It's on Spotify, Google, Apple. It's everywhere. Anywhere you can find
Speaker: Your podcasts were there. Uh, also we're on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tik TOK, YouTube, uh, all under nonsensical nonsense. And then we just opened up our merch line on spring tea. Yeah. It's a for real podcast. Like this is our podcast. This is what we do. Yeah.
Speaker: Jeez, you're I'm not podcast famous when I'm not not yet. No, I mean we've made a whole seven dollars off of our podcast and five of those dollars came from work God bless them for souls who do make it all the way through well, you know, I listen to the podcast I listen I listen to Are you you've gotten shout outs just the fact that I've mentioned your name on here Theo dulcen? Um
Speaker: But, uh, you know, I listened to it all the way through. I, it is, it is, I don't know. It is kind of funny. Uh, I laugh at it a lot. My kids laugh at it. Um, people who, the people who actually react or, or, or throw their two cents in, uh, they seem to enjoy it. So, you know, we're just having fun at the end of the day, Jeff and I are just having fun. We're bullshit and we're talking away.
Speaker: Uh, you know, I, we try to throw in new stories. Uh, we, you know, we do stupid news stories. We try to throw them in from time to time, but, uh, ultimately we generally just wind up pulling on rants and tirades about nonsense, pull shit. Hence the title of the podcast, nonsensical nonsense. Oh my goodness. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: I appreciate that, Mark. You've always been a huge supporter, man, and I really do appreciate that. You've been a big supporter of everything I've done, so I greatly appreciate that.
Speaker: And summer, summer, she supports the shit out of what we do. I mean, she comes in and she bust balls, but this Jeff and I will say that, you know, the podcast is because we're like, just let's fucking do it. But at the end of the day, it just comes down to the fact that I know people like you and summer and, you know, you guys support it and you want it. You want to see it. You want to hear it. You want to watch it.
Speaker: Now, not only, not only do Jeff and I look forward to doing these podcasts, but there's other people look forward to it as well. So, and we get to come in here and we get to have fun for a few hours, a couple of times a week. And then I get to go and do all my painstaking work at all the editing and posting, trying to post on social media. And now, now I have to stick with the merchant.
Speaker: The only thing I asked you to set up was the PayPal account for the simple fact that Me sending you cash for your half is harder than you sending me cash from from my house. Yes Super simple
Speaker: Well, Summer has a PayPal account, so I can send the money to her and she can send you money. Yeah, and she can dole it out. And then she'll take her card. They literally have four and a half empty bottles down there. Bottles of what? Wine. Water? No, wine. Stick it in your room. That's why I was asked to go get the cake they got. They ordered, it's like a, it's flan.
Speaker: It's, uh, well, oh, yeah. Oh my God. I can't believe that they got, I mean, that, that, that is, that is some awesome cake. I'm glad they got flan. You know, it's basically, it's kind of a, a, the consistency of a flan is, uh, like if you put too much milk in a fucking cheesecake.
Speaker: I they're not I don't like them. I think they're disgusting But they love mark said mark said this podcast makes his day We was just kind of we were just kind of bullshit and talking a little bit in here Mark he he said He also said God bless the poor souls and make it all the way through an episode Yeah Well as you were saying, you know, we do appreciate the fact that you do listen and
Speaker: because is it a moose? Is it like a moose? Yeah, yeah, kind of. No, it's it's a very traditional. It's it's made with like the carnation milk and La Cetta La Cetta is a like a sugary milk.
Speaker: uh almost with the consistency of maple syrup uh and then eggs and um there's no flour or anything it's it's a very gelatin based thing uh it's it's not terrible but you actually what you do is you actually cook it over the stove in a double boiler so you have a pan with water in it and then you put the the flan maker in it but before you do that you actually take sugar
Speaker: and butter and melt that so it becomes almost like a solid mass of glass. And then you put the ingredients on top and then put it in a double boiler. And it takes about 45 minutes to make. They're not terrible, but the consistency, it's like coconut for me. I don't mind the taste of coconut. It's the consistency that bothers me. But it's very traditional Mexican dessert.
Speaker: Mark said it's a weird jelly cake. Yeah, it's not terrible, but to look at it is disgusting. The whole time I was carrying it from the gate, I'm like, I could drop this. Nobody would know, right? Nice.
Speaker: No, what I was saying, what I was saying about Mark is, you know, he said that he enjoys watching this and listening to it and stuff like that. And he said that you enjoy sitting here, busting each other's balls because at the end of the day, that's all that matters. Well, you know, I mean, that's that's the beauty of the podcast. I mean, if it was us just being nice for two hours, nobody would listen. Well, I mean, and then it would be totally out of character for us, too. Yeah, that, you know,
Speaker: Like I said, Mark's been around, and this is kind of a little Mark segment. Mark's been around for a very long time with me on my streaming. And I've actually never talked to Mark.
Speaker: Um, like I said, if he can figure out how to use Haps again, I would like to bring him in here for a few minutes. Let him sit in and bullshit with us and stuff like that. Um, one time, but, uh, he's, he's always been around and he's, he's a very big supporter of what I do. Uh, and I mean, he's damn near, I think he's seem to get anybody else to listen. Well, he,
Speaker: That was a joke. Yeah. I'm sure he's mentioned to his friends, but they're like, why would you want to listen to two Americans bust each other's balls for two hours? Because I kicked our ass and saved us twice. Exactly. Yeah. So yeah, you know, it is what it is. We come in here. We're going to send you our, our, uh, home address to send this thing. It was flag. We'll hang it up.
Speaker: send us, send us the union, Jack, we'll hang it up. No, I won't. Well, I didn't say you had to hang it up anywhere where anybody could see you can do this. But Mark, if you want to send me a jersey to your favorite football, I would gladly wear it. If you could send me a jersey and a hat.
Speaker: You're gonna get fucking stabbed. I would gladly wear it on the podcast. After you buy all our merch, go buy me a jersey and send it to me. Do you guys have a soccer team where you're at?
Speaker: course they do. There's soccer team. I was going to say, that's, that's, that's like asking, does he breathe? Didn't Italy just beat England and like the world cup or some shit? Yeah. Well, there you go. Oh, he doesn't. Well, first of all, it's soccer. It's not football. Exactly. He said he doesn't like, he doesn't like football. They all suck each other's dicks and roll on the floor all day. Fair enough. Nice. Do you like sports at all, Mark?
Speaker: Oh, Mark, you might have, might've lost a fan. I like you and you don't like sports. So it's not that I don't like sports. I don't understand them. It's not that I don't understand them either. It's just like, I can't sit there and watch it. It's just like, Oh, well, but I'll play, you know, I mean, if, you know,
Speaker: Well, I mean, like, I love baseball. I love baseball. But I can't sit there and watch an entire game on TV. No, I can't either. But I mean, I'll play baseball for days. I love, I love playing the game, but I can't watch. I can give two shits. There's got to be something better on TV. This is my whole concept with it.
Speaker: No, I can't either I can't watch a bunch of guys make a bunch of left turns for two hours. I just can't do it I don't watch any form of racing. I don't watch any form of sport Well, that's a lot because you said he was watching But I was watching like the top five fails and stuff like
Speaker: It's not like I was watching the actual event. It was it was a YouTube clips Yeah, Mark likes real sports. He likes American sports hockey and the NFL Okay. Well, there you go You're back on board I think he told me in the past he was a Patriots fan Okay
Speaker: Yeah, like NASCAR, I would depending upon the track, I would, I would watch a couple of laughs. If they did NASCAR on a road course, I'd totally be in LA all day.
Speaker: So you like the Rams or the, what is the other LA team? That's the Kings or Knights or what was it? No, I'm talking about the NFL because California has, has the San Diego chargers, the San Francisco 49ers. The Rams just moved back to the Rams just moved back. What about the, what about,
Speaker: Oakland Raiders. I mean that's what Oakland opens in Nevada. Well, there you go There is there is two LA teams The fuck why can I not think of the Los Angeles? This is your area expertise. No. Yeah, I can't think of the other fucking LA team Don't you have a tablet in front of you Google that shit? No, I have this in front of me and I'm opening up right now in hockey, but
Speaker: Um, God, I feel like such an asshole right now. You're going to be really dumb when it's something that you should know. And it's the chargers. Okay. So the chargers moved to LA. They used to be the San Diego chargers. That was throwing me off. So the chargers, the chargers and the Rams moved to LA. Uh, the Raiders moved to Vegas and then the Niners are in San Francisco. Well, there you go. So I was right. I was just.
Speaker: The Chargers thing yeah, which the Rams I kind of I kind of like the Chargers And the Raiders haven't been good since the 80s Oh You like you like the Kings see told you
Speaker: Yeah. I don't really have a beef with the with the kings. I'm just trying to make **** up. It's not really working out. The only thing I know about hockey is the great one. Gretzky. Yeah. Even as a kid, the dude was the man. The books rally past the
Speaker: Now we're talking basketball, correct? The only reason I know the Bucks at all. Okay. So I was right with the Patriots. He does like the Patriots. Okay. The only reason I know the Bucks at all is because, do you remember back in grade school, everybody had the starter jackets? The Bucks. What are you talking about? Okay. No, but do you remember the starter jackets? Yeah. Well,
Speaker: The only reason you said the Bucks, but the only reason I know about the Bucks is a buddy of mine had the Bucks starter jacket. Like the Milwaukee Bucks, NBA, or the Ohio State Buckeyes College? No, the Bucks as in the NBA. Oh, really? Yeah. That's the only, that is my first introduction to the Bucks and extent of knowledge to the Bucks. I would like to say that's kind of weird.
Speaker: But I mean, growing up, because we didn't get Columbus Blue Jackets in hockey until our senior year of high school. So I grew up a Penguins fan. And I still like the Penguins to this day. But my buddy, Chris Wally, who was in horticulture there at the Christian, he was a San Jose Sharks fan. And I could never figure that out. I used to see a lot of San Jose Sharks hats like all the time.
Speaker: Yeah. And, and, and I always thought their logo looked cool, but that was all once again, they extended my knowledge. Yes. Fishing is a sport in America. So yeah. Marks that he's down to fishing. Is that a sport? Fuck yeah. Fishing is definitely a sport. My dad enters fishing tournaments.
Speaker: Yes, that is a master banger. Yes. He's a master banger. Some people have said that you should have been a master banger.
Speaker: as mom turns in shut up chris i'll get a message when she when she listens like really mark mark's friend who is uh apparently uh listening as well or sitting there
Speaker: I think Jeff said that Mark said he's down to come to Cancun and do some fishing. Uh but Mark's friends said that uh is it a he or is she your friend? Miami Dolphins. Alright, a Merino. Finkel and Ironhorn. Brave people, man. I think there's another extent to my knowledge. Every knowledge I have about sports comes from a movie.
Speaker: Bullshit. Because because you know who the best pitcher in the in. Baseball is Charlie. Mark has a female friend with him. What are you guys doing? There you go. Six o 'clock. Give me more. Five o 'clock in the morning. She's getting ready to do the walk of shooting.
Speaker: because she was at work all night. When I worked in the hotel zone, I would literally, in the morning, I'd open my shop and sit there with a cup of coffee, six o 'clock in the morning, just watch chicks do the walk of shame. Oh, dude. Dude, you talk about, I was going to say, you talk about the walk of shame. When I was down in Charleston and I worked for Orkin,
Speaker: and I'd go down and I'd go, it's like I was working on a Saturday or, you know, actually, I know honestly during the summer, it didn't matter what day of the week it was.
Speaker: I'd hit downtown and park my truck and you'd see men, women, that it didn't matter. They, they were walking down the street and you knew exactly. They're dressed like they're red into the club, but their shoes are in their hand. They get beer down their dress. Yeah. It's like, it's like a bro.
Speaker: You took, you took one for the team last night, gave me a, you took the coyote ugly hole. That's right. Markson, Markson, do you think I'd miss this podcast for that? Hell no. I'm a weird Glitchster poet. I'm sorry there, Canadian friend. Oh, okay. Markson, oh, I got a headache. Let's watch, let's watch it on the Seagull nonsense. She's like, oh, I mean,
Speaker: They watch the podcast so he's got something to think about while he takes care of business. He's just thinking about us while he's doing the dealing.
Speaker: You're still talking about that fucking podcast
Speaker: It's like, I feel like I should just go ahead and go back to Canada. Not sensible, not sensible, too. There's a shirt for you. Way to, way to, way to. I like, not only is that a shirt, but it's a nice little combination and a play on words that are marked to the favorite field days. Yes.
Speaker: I do like that. That could be a pretty good shirt. Nonsense. Nonsense and chill. The nonsensical nonsense won't walk of shame. Which is everyone that listens to the nonsensical nonsense podcasts. Even me or two others that do the show, we do all walk of shame. We can't read it in public.
Speaker: We're gonna walk the shame every time we end a fucking episode. My neighbor down one block over, I was working on t -shirts. I had to run over to him to get soda and some chips and stuff. And I'd pick up water for the house too. And he says, how you doing? I said, oh, I'm working. He's like, really? I was like, yeah, I'm working on podcast stuff.
Speaker: What's the podcast? And I said, well, it's like a radio show explaining what a podcast was. He's like, send me the link. And I was like, all right, it's an English. And he's like, that's OK. I'm like, all right. So he might be listening. Does he speak English? Are you talking to him in English or is he speaking Spanish? He speaks a little bit of English. In all seriousness, how good is your Spanish?
Speaker: My Spanish is actually, I would say, 75%. Okay, so you could actually have a conversation. I can have a conversation. It's just, it's kind of like being an Eskimo. You know, an Eskimo has 400 words for snow. And Spanish has like 30 words for everything. Why do you know so much about Eskimos?
Speaker: That's just the one thing I know about Eskimos, that and they put their old people on glaciers and shove them out of the water. You know Eskimos live in igloos and you know that they have 400 words for snow. That's not a literal number but they have like, I think it's 250 words for snow.
Speaker: It's true. You're winning at this, Monologer. Yeah. I know. I know. I was living in igloo and living in the snow. But in Spanish, depending on depending on one, the thing is Cancun is a very big melting pot of people from all over Mexico. It's very rare of people our age to be from Cancun because Cancun is literally, I think it's 35 years old.
Speaker: So, you know, like my kids are from Cancun, but I feel like Cancun is older than that. No, no, Cancun is like 35 years old. I'm good on it. Go ahead. How old is Cancun? Yeah. According to blog X, Garrett, you must first know that Cancun was founded as a city only just 50 years ago. However, traces and vestiges of civilization go back to pre -existing. Yeah, suck it. I'm right again.
Speaker: Yeah, but you know how many people lived here 50 years ago? You're talking like 100. I don't care. But the point is, it's very rare to find people that are from Cancun that are our age. So you got people all over Mexico. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Two things. Marx said Cancun is the Florida of Mexico. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, kind of. And this is how he spelled it. And I feel like Cancun should redo their spelling just because of this. He spelled it C -A -N -C -O -O -N. Literally Cancun.
Speaker: You have so many people from different parts of Mexico and the accents and slang is different from each one. Like my wife's stepdad, I can barely have conversations with him because I have no fucking clue what he's saying 90 % of the time. But her mom, who's from Mexico City, her mom and I can shoot shit for hours at a time.
Speaker: But, uh, like for instance, the Edgar, he's from, um, Mitchell Khan and in Mitchell Khan, the accent is super, uh, it was almost like a Southern slang or Southern twang to it. You know, it's not gangsta. So, so, uh,
Speaker: certain things he'll say, and I'm like, what? I'll look at him. He'll just tell me what is in English. And I'm like, Oh, okay, I get it. I'm like, well, there's another one to add to the lexicon of my Spanish. Well, that was a big word, man. I was proud of you, man. I like lexicon.
Speaker: yeah i have big words i don't use big words on the podcast because it makes me sound smart and people would expect me to be smart but i don't trust me nobody expects you to be smart judging that's the point mark said judge mark said judge me at will i regret nothing so my question is do you recommend living there well just been there for 20 years
Speaker: Living in Cancun is an acquired taste Yes it it all comes down to If you can get a decent job to pay for you living down here because you're not gonna make what you make back home The minimum wage here is
Speaker: I think it's 4 ,850 pesos a week, which is... No, sorry, I'm wrong. 4 ,852 pesos every two weeks. So minimum wage is $400 a month, give or take. Yeah, but the cost of living down there is...
Speaker: Well, if you make a minimum wage, you are in the poor, poor, poor, poor section of town. I can survive on like a family of me and my wife and one kid can survive on a grand a week, a month, a grand US.
Speaker: But finding unless you're good at sales Cancun is not the place to live. If you're looking like if you're going to do construction, you're going to go hungry. But OK, so now it's Cancun, so I guess can speak for all of Mexico, but right when when they come up here to the states, they all work construction. Well, yeah, because you can learn your construction down here.
Speaker: But how much you get paid for construction to up there? It's like 18, 20 bucks an hour, something like that. Down here, these guys are literally making 10 ,000 pesos a month. Hey, um, I need you to tell your drunk ass wife and her silly ass friend to calm the hell down while we're recording the podcast. Are they can hear, are you can hear them? I just heard somebody hooting in the holland. No, it wasn't us.
Speaker: We're recording a professional podcast. Yeah, we're so professional I got this just for you I'm gonna I'm gonna drink this last beer then we're gonna we're gonna call it an episode. Yeah Cancun is one of those I was I actually mentioned this to you The whole
Speaker: I'm an American and I can do whatever bullshit that a lot of people have. It does not fly down here. Well, I mean, it would fly for me. Yeah. Yeah. Until you say it to a cop. How? How? How'd you cop right in this fucking little midget head? Yeah, except for there's nine of them in a truck. There ain't gonna be fucking 30 of them in a truck.
Speaker: We live, I feel like we're gonna shoot down here now, holmes. It has some interesting moments. You can't also, you can't expect things to be done overnight. Yeah. Well, yeah. Everything's tomorrow. And we've talked about that a lot. Yeah. About that. I mean, I'll, you know, off the podcast. And I think we've talked about it a little bit on the podcast that, you know, up here when now and granted right now, um,
Speaker: to get a contract. What the hell? Mark up Mark up Blockford chatting for what? What? Oh, hold on a second. What the hell does it say? To prevent any misuse, we limit how often you can do certain things on Facebook. It looks like you've hit one of our limits, but you don't fucking have to get on the house. What the hell, man?
Speaker: Or jump on YouTube or something. That's fucked up. Yeah, jump on YouTube. YouTube's got a serious delay. Holy shit. I didn't know that fucking Facebook had a limit on how many times you can fucking comment. Comment. That's weird. It's just. Facebook, get your fucking shit together. Jesus Christ, stop making stupid ass TikTok videos and fix your fucking app, you bitch. Goofy fuck.
Speaker: Yeah, that's messed up. That's dumb. I challenge you to a fight. If you can last one round with me, one three minute round with me in the ring, I'll give you $5 billion.
Speaker: But if I put you to sleep in that first ride, you have to give me $10 billion. Fuck that. We have to give him Facebook. Oh shit, I've ruined some fucking people's worlds if I had control of Facebook.
Speaker: Can you imagine Facebook going from left to right overnight? It's not even a matter of going left or right. I just I wouldn't block anybody. You can put whatever the fuck you wanted. I don't care if you're left or right. You want to throw some nudes up? Go for it. Oh, wait, what is this America? Freedom of speech. Let's fucking rock and roll, baby. I'm sure fireworks off and we're doing this shit.
Speaker: And Facebook will be a totally different thing when we were in charge. Holy shit.
Speaker: Yo, I'm hanging out fucking drinking Budweiser. It's got an American bald eagle on both shoulders. Shooting shit and blowing things up, man. This is motherfucking America. Can you imagine us walking into the Facebook headquarters going, we're in charge now. And all the snowflakes are like, start crying and shit. Like, that's right, bitch. Get the fuck out.
Speaker: Jay wants to know what time we're shaving our beards. Look, I thought, oh man, dude, check this out. I will be shaving the second Tuesday of next week. There you go. I will be shaving of the 33rd of February. Exactly. I thought I was going to have to shave, in all honesty, I thought I was going to have to shave my beard off this week because
Speaker: Well, we had a flea job and a bed bug job and they had to wear a respirator for it but Bro fuck Facebook. There he is. Welcome to have I forgot to shave Monday. I thought it was gonna be shaved today. I
Speaker: uh when we did the podcast and um I forgot to shave Monday but we did the respirator fit test and it and it works so my boss is like it's good because I told him when I did the interview I was like you know I don't want to shave my beard because of religious beliefs and you know
Speaker: I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's true. I mean, I'm Norse pagan. So a beard, the beard is a religious thing. No, they were really cool about it. And they're like, no, we get that. We're Jews. And so they're like, yeah, we won't ask you to shave your beard. And then they, you know, they're like, you might have to for like a bed bug treatment or
Speaker: you know, whatever if you have to put a respirator on, but I was able to do the fit test and it worked perfect. So Monday, Monday, uh, my boss Heschel, he was like, you're good to go with the beard. I was like fucking able. And then today we did that bed bug and outside of the fact that it was like 975 ,000 degrees. Yeah. I couldn't smell the chemical.
Speaker: or anything. So I wonder which one has more. So Jay, to answer your question, my jersey is a two as a two Xcel. I think it's a two Xcel. I think it's a two Xcel. Mine's an extra medium. Yours is an extra medium. Yes, a two Xcel. I wonder which one has more. Jay also wants to know who has more hair, clicks beard or his ass.
Speaker: Not my beard. I don't have much hair on my ass. So in other words, it's enough to cover two and a half people. Yes. Two and a half. I don't know. I mean. Why are you worried about how much hair is on Chris's ass? That's what I want to know. He's a weird individual. That's an interesting concept.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't, Jay is, I love Jay. He's a special breed of weird. Yeah. He's on board for the wife stuffing. He's like, oh yeah, that makes sense. Oh yeah, 100%. He's ready to stuff a wife. But this is also the same guy who called me a dirtbag and blocked me on half because I called him a Jew.
Speaker: It's called statement of fact Yeah, that's like me getting mad if he called me a white guy So so mark said that they mark I just I just sent you an invite yeah mark said that they that they
Speaker: completely stopped his whole account. He can't come on anything. I'm pissed right now. I never knew that was the thing. Holy shit. You didn't even say anything horrible. You just commented too many times? Well, that's the thing. Like, um, you know, I, I, I told you about it. I don't know if I brought it up in here. I'm pretty sure I brought it up on here. Um,
Speaker: I got in trouble on Facebook because I had commented on Kevin's show. And I was like, because we were all making fun of Kevin in the comments because of his breaks. And I was like, if you want a podcast that just goes and doesn't take any breaks, then come listen to. And then I put the link to our page. And Facebook said that that went against their user guidelines.
Speaker: And I was like, what the fuck? Even Kevin was like, what the fuck? You didn't get some dumb shit. Yeah. So. That's the I don't understand how they how they feel they can get away with it. Although apparently it's. There's a going to be a class action lawsuit. Against all social media, big tech.
Speaker: shit coming up that you can actually, if you get really pissed about it, Mark, jump on that train, make a couple of bucks, send us our cut. Well, I mean, it's the same thing. It's, it's, it's the same thing as like, tick tock hitting me with a live band or a legal activity and regulated goods. There's no rhyme or reason for it.
Speaker: Well, you know, somebody reported it because and they didn't know what to report. So they just I mean, when you report a video on TikTok, they literally give you options to choose from. And if the option you want is not there, you can just grab one randomly. It doesn't have to be true. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: Do you hear? Hear what? Your wife and her friend are singing. Oh yeah, they're singing. They're singing Mexican songs. Yes. Oh, I'll make sure to mention it to them. Yeah, Mark, come on. I think he was, but then disconnected.
Speaker: Oh, come on. You should, you should take your phone downstairs and record. Yeah, you want to talk about getting fucking in trouble. I will be end up in the ICU. You dabbed and said you wanted to stuff your wife and sticker in the corner. My camera froze. No, it didn't. On my end, it did. Yeah, you're fine on my end. Weird.
Speaker: He did this the other day. That's so fucked up. I don't know. I was at the market. I don't know where this is going to go. But yeah, what the fuck was we talking about? Oh, yeah. So, yeah. So, so sit down hits me with a ban for illegal activity and regulating goods.
Speaker: Regulated goods, if you look at the guidelines, is basically saying selling or promoting or whatever of goods or blah, blah, blah, merchandise, so to say, and illegal activity. Well, you don't have your camera on, Mark. Yeah, you got to make sure HAPS will allow you to
Speaker: use the camera. So, A, I'm not doing anything illegal because I'm basically doing the same thing I'm doing right now. Right. Stocking, part of the camera, drinking beer, and smoke cigarettes. I'm 40 years old. That's all legal. That's all legal. I'm not promoting and or selling anything. So. Because you don't have anything to sell. Yeah, exactly. So so so three times in a row, they've done this to me.
Speaker: they've, twice they've, um, when I've, uh, uh, Yeah. Uh, yeah. Appealed it. They've uplifted it. And then this last time they had it. So, yeah. So there, there is this class action lawsuit because it goes against, you know, freedom of speech, blah, blah, blah. Yada, yada, yada. But, um, like,
Speaker: You're you're busting my balls and and I don't talk about politics. So it's not like because you know, I'm I'm right and you're left or anything like that is just right. You got you guys are acting like assholes. But meanwhile, if if I were to if I were to report. A 15 year old girl. And nothing but her brawls, bra and panties. Right. And smoking crack with her 45 year old boyfriend.
Speaker: They're like, oh, we don't seem to find anything wrong here, which is which is essentially what Facebook has done because you know, if you if you post anything Right leaning they're like, oh that goes against our community guidelines. Yeah. Meanwhile, why the ring sued Yeah, which is and the left is just fucking blowing up shit with complete nonsense complete
Speaker: big bullshit. They're like, Oh, that's okay. That's fine. And they fact check, they fact check the shit out of anything quote unquote, right leaning, but the left can sit there and be like, you know,
Speaker: This person's a, uh, the reincarnation of Hitler and Facebook's like, sure. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's, it's a weird, it's, it's the whole album. You say anything about COVID, anything negative. It's all weird. They fact check. We're almost done. We're almost done.
Speaker: They fact -check us when we mentioned the quote -unquote COVID episode when you weren't feeling well. It's telling me I need to close my app. It's asking me to close my app because it keeps freezing up. It's because my camera froze. That's weird. Yeah, it's fine on my end. Everything's working perfectly fine. All right. Even on Facebook, everything's working fine.
Speaker: Because earlier I was I was glitching up real bad and I was looking over at facebook and there was no glitch so Oh, wow. I don't know my phone. It's not letting me use the phone as a mic or camera What kind of fucking phone do you have part? I was gonna say what do you got a fucking Nokia 620? Jesus Finish if I can get mine to work, you know, I got Bob's phone here But you need to close out cuz uh, I gotta go
Speaker: put these drunk ass chicks to bed. You don't got to do anything. Let me finish this beer, then we'll close out. All right. Stop. Four beers ago. No, first of all, no, I didn't. Typically, I do say that. But yeah, one more beer turns into 14 beers later. He's got a he's got one of those Hawaii's. Don't you have a Hawaii? Hi, we H U A W E I.
Speaker: Yeah. He's got a whole EP 40. They don't support Google. So I can't use. Yeah. What the French fuck is going on, Mark? What? Well, Jeff's got the same boat as you do. He's got the whole whatever the highway. That's you just said something totally different. No, it's actually called highway or highway. It's spelled Hawaii.
Speaker: But it's said highway, but yeah, I wait highway because they're Chinese made I got a p40 and but I've had mine for years like I've had mine for like three years Well, you can call some Facebook that don't do it here
Speaker: that's what he said that's what he says he's got the few forty you got the plus or you got the pro or the regular i don't know i'm asking him but it works mine perfectly yeah those are just singing their asses off down there man oh yeah i'm telling you those traditional songs
Speaker: I'm telling you, go down there and, and, and record them for like 30 seconds singing Selena. You'll just see, you'll just see them running up to the camera, punching me in the fucking face. Well, you gotta be sneaky. Don't just walk into the living room with a camera in your face. You can't, you can't go down the stairs and not be seen. It's impossible, literally impossible because the stairs empty into the living room.
Speaker: Well, drop your phone down the balcony and like down the street. You see it upside down. Just do this. Here you go. Do this. Well, this probably made me in trouble on Facebook. I was going to say, I can't see you anyways, but I'll, I'll see you later. Cause my, my screen. No, no, no, you can't. It's not, it's not seeing, it's hearing.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know why your screen's frozen on your end, but it's fine everywhere else. I don't know. My phone hates me. Right here. Don't do it, Jim. Record them. No, good God, no. I got you. Yeah. You don't sleep on your fucking couch. I'll send you a message, cruise them on my way. Okay, well, I'll leave the door on one.
Speaker: Just announce yourself so I don't fuck in these little fucking... Don't choke your ass. I was barging like a... Drop your phone, Jeff. Drop your phone, Jeff. What the hell is that? Really? What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
Speaker: You don't know what that is? I just heard music and I thought it was like my phone shutting down or something. I had to actually listen to the tune for a second. Is submission a possibility to post a pillow with your phone down? I'm not doing it, dude. My wife won't even join in on my TikToks. You have literally thought about calling your, you have literally thought about calling your wife by another woman's room.
Speaker: And you will drop your phone down. Once again, I haven't done it. Drunk ass friend. I'm possessed, according to Theo Dolson. Browns winning back to back Super Bowls. Man, Theo, I'm telling you right now that Browns are in one Super Bowl. Ain't nobody going to be able to tolerate. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker: Yeah, he also said that that we have a hell of a bromance that's very true that is true We just my guy in Turk of podcasts Yeah You guys know about those in the chat. I'm literally talking about you right now. We've been talking to mark all night my fiance and Jojo we're in here. We was talking to them all night and
Speaker: no we but we talk to everybody we we don't print we're not prejudiced when it comes to chatting with people go on spotify and uh listen to the listen to the previous episodes you said all 25 previous episodes in your scene yes oh man i wish i really wish you had a pair of balls so you could go record them no no no no hang in there ass is off
Speaker: This is why you need to drink on the podcast because you drink. I could, uh, I can convince you. Oh, if I drank, I would totally be down there right now. Theo said, you can drink. You can drink. Oh, I can't. Yes, of course I can. Theo said the world is small. That day I sat out here drinking with my buddy Frank. Well, I fucking called you. I'm like, what's up, dude?
Speaker: If you would listen to every episode in one day it will change you.
Speaker: If you would drink, you could be like me and Pops. Just chill out man. Screaming at the TV. Screaming, that's mad. That's mad. It's amazing, isn't he? Look at that. Look at him. Go back home. Look at him. Go back home. That's hilarious. Well, there were some songs that popped up.
Speaker: Yeah. There were some songs that Pops had never heard. And it was just like, how have you not heard these songs? And then I played that cover of Dreams with Alex Smith. And Pops was like, this is a black cop, Ojo. And I'm like, shut up. Yes, it is. I was like, wait, don't wait until Mac comes in. And then they showed Kat. I'm like, yeah, this is Mac. That Mac, that Mac.
Speaker: I do. I get excited because I do. I get excited. We're kind enough to let us listen to our music. Oh, you know, let us play the music and got a little bit of an echo. I think it didn't go either way. I don't care. Well, yeah, also glitching. I think we need to, we need to close out anyways, but because I'm getting a major glitch here.
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Speaker: You're fine. It's been a while since we've had a glitch. I just got the angle. She'll agree to force someone to drink. She'll agree. Well, you should be a better person. You're a brown spirit. You should always force somebody to drink. Pure praise. Amazing. They are. Where are they?
Speaker: They're they are a lot. They were they did it. They had another live show tonight and uh a little live show tonight. What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking? What are they asking?
Speaker: Oh, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really care for either one of them, but I'm definitely never tried to make that Columbus show. They are in Watertown, South. Are they playing with the top kick? Yeah. So promo West. So promo West just did the Columbus struck kick Murphy's and rancid bring the Boston Berkeley tour with special guests.
Speaker: I like the Dropkick Marviz. I got a couple of good songs. I just don't like punk music. I just don't like punk music. Well, I know, but it's Irish based. Sorry, I'm not sure.
Speaker: I know this song that's what's weird this song is actually it's it's About a guy that is His woman is leaving him. He says if you leave, I hope you're like shit And but if you come back, I'll treat you like a queen or some shit like that. It's fucked up This is one of the only songs in Spanish I have on my playlist
Speaker: There's my singing in Spanish, I don't know the words that well I'm gonna send you a song. It's called. It's called Baracho by Henitalica. Henitalica is a
Speaker: Is a mexican band obviously, but um, is that like a mexican? No, they actually they do their own they're they are they are considered a metal band but they Sing of this song baracho and literally means drunk And it's uh, the the song goes uh, don't bother me because i'm drinking
Speaker: I'll send you a link to the song. It's one of the best songs in Spanish. It's one of the best songs in Spanish. It's one of the best songs. You will not understand a single word. Well, actually, it says, I'm a mark and less my tequila. I'm a mark and less my tequila.
Speaker: That's all I know. It's basically says, it says, Hey, bring me more tequila. Bring me one more shot of tequila. Uh, the video is hilarious because the video is, is you remember the movie, um, with, uh, Martin short and, uh, uh, what's his fucking name Chevy chase and Martin, Martin, uh, Martin short.
Speaker: It's like a big courtyard like that. Three amigos? Yeah, the three amigos. It's the video set in that time period, and it looks like it's right out of the fucking movie. And the band is dressed like mariachis, and it's just a bunch of people drinking fucking tequila. It's hilarious. Hell yeah. Oh, dude. What I totally forgot to do tonight, and I keep meaning to bring up to you, totally off subject squirrel.
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know, I was telling you about like Snapchat and I'll make a video and post on Snapchat stories in the set and the other thing. Right. I've, I've posted three videos on Snapchat stories. Okay. Do you want to take a guess at how many views they've gotten from any recording or podcast? From us, of us or, or. No.
Speaker: Like I'll, I'll, I'll put my phone up and I don't know if you can see it because generally you can't see it. Okay. And I'll, I'll record, I'll record, you know, 30 seconds of us talking on the podcast. But they can see us and then I tag everything. Let's say 1500 views. Actually pretty damn close.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. We've, uh, we've gotten our teeth out. Nice. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but that's pretty cool. Come in. Yeah. There's a lot of people opening up going, what the fuck is this next?
Speaker: No, I mean, they've actually, I mean, they've actually gotten, because you can like it. And since we started doing this, I've, I've made the, the, my Snapchat public. So. Okay. People can, people can like it. And I post like links to the podcast and this and the other thing in our podcast.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm actually I'm contemplating getting a snapchat I'm not sure if I really really really really really never fucking use it Yeah, well, I'm trying to get better But I I'm trying not only not only for the podcast but I
Speaker: you know, I do I do seem to interact with Matt and Kat for Black Eyed Mojo. Quite a bit. On Snap. On Instagram. On Snapchat? Oh, on Instagram. Instagram. I don't know if they're on Instagram. I'm sure they do. Maybe they're... Yes. Maybe I should try to reach out to them or see if they're on Instagram or Snapchat.
Speaker: I'm sure they have one. At least one of them in the band has got Snap. What is that? Let's see. Nothing? Let's see here. My phone has a delay. It's weird. Well, I'm actually...
Speaker: I know the song they're singing Now I got a squirrel I was gonna say squirrel with a nut just gonna Roll it through everything. Yeah, they got it. Oh
Speaker: cats on cats on such a nice hit him up what up dude we need to try to get one of them onto the podcast i think it'll be amazing chris would fangirl out for the entire two hours oh dude i was not even going i'll give it to me i want to suck it i wouldn't do all that but you would fangirl out dude
Speaker: I absolutely would. I am. I've been a fan of. Probably close to 10 years. I actually I actually discovered him about three years ago.
Speaker: I think three or four years ago. How old is that video of them doing, um, in the air tonight? It's about nine or so years old. Well, there you go. I actually, I think I, yeah, I've seen that video. Uh, I think I first saw that video like four or five years ago, something like that. Cause my, uh, I fucking love that song because I'm a big old dork. What?
Speaker: For what? Go back to bed, bud. My son just woke up, walked into the room, asked where my glasses to get something to drink. And I'm like, ah, it's because with with my wife and her friend downstairs screaming at the top of their lungs, their songs,
Speaker: The kid's bedroom is literally across from me. And so he's like, I can hear mom. I'm like, so can everybody else. Yeah.
Speaker: Trust me, the whole neighborhood. Yeah, I know. Seriously. Actually, believe it or not, well, with the exception of the front window being open, these houses do not, like, you can scream in the one room, and if the doors and windows are closed, you can't hear outside. It's weird. You can't hear them outside. Well, I mean, you have a... It's a solid, concrete house. What do you mean?
Speaker: Yeah, they said you have a completely concrete house. So yeah It's it's a four -inch thick wall. So, you know Yeah, we're five it was about five inch five inch thick wall so solid concrete
Speaker: Every time I look at the thickness of the wall, I think that scene in Fight Club, he's like having a foot thick concrete wall is helpful. Yeah, ours are made for murdering. I don't know what that means. Apparently it looks murdering some motherfucker. There you go.
Speaker: I don't know what's going on in Matt's world, but, uh, okay. All right, I'm happy with it. Yeah, so. Dude, we done went three and a half hours, I think. Yeah, let's go ahead and close it out. Literally got one more drink here. Yeah. Uh, no, like one more drink of my beer. Not one more drink in there. I was going to say, that one beer has lasted three and hours.
Speaker: No, it isn't. Trust me, it hasn't. Oh, I'm sure it hasn't. So close out music. Is that them live? Let's go ahead and enjoy that. I don't know who's going to hear it. Ooh, this is their video for... This is their video of her taillights. Ah, okay. The single off the new album that they dropped. Yeah, that video's badass, too.
Speaker: I was always fucking saying. But, yeah, so. I mean, I listen to that music all the time, man. It's ridiculous. But,
Speaker: Yes. We're probably going to get in trouble on Facebook even though we have permission to play better music on our podcast Facebook. Yeah. Hey Zuckerberg. The lead singer is giving us permission to use their music.
Speaker: The lead singer and the bassist of this band has given us permission to play their fucking music. To stop being some motherfucking hater. Exactly. I shared a video from their page and it got taken down by Facebook. They're so weird.
Speaker: Zuckerberg throw punch. Hashtag Zuckerberg throw punch. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Tuesday or Thursday, Zuckerberg. Picture day. Go on. I already challenged him to fight. Yeah. I told him if he could last one three -minute round with me, I would give him five billion dollars.
Speaker: And if I knocked him out in that three minute first round, he had to give me $10 billion and control of Facebook. That's right. So not that we'll be on Facebook, but we'll just be like, do what it is.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, we can't run Facebook. Do whatever you all want. I don't care. Yeah. Just don't block anybody. Don't block any posts and let people comment as many times as they want. Other than that, do your thing. I'll have fun. Yeah. Just have fun. But yeah. Yeah. Go drink your kale fucking smoothie, you crazy bitch. Yeah. Get the fuck out of my office.
Speaker: Mark said who would have thought nonsensical nonsense to the shutdown shut my Facebook down. Yeah, no shit. That's weird What I'm Mark at the end of the day you really surprised that we're Yeah We haven't been shut down off of Facebook surprises me every day I'm Since episode one
Speaker: Oh, no, sorry episode three, which is the first one we did live. I've I've been shocked that we haven't been blocked on Facebook. Sure. Exactly. But yeah, we're going to go every time we go live. I'm like, this is the one. This is the one that's going to get us blocked on Facebook or something. Yeah, this is the one. It probably will be this one because we're talking about stuffing my wife.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I feel like I should do an actual edit of this and go ahead and like Mark said, cut everything out except for 10 minutes. It's just the opening and closing. No, but we ain't going to do that because, you know, we, because we're not snowflakes. We keep a roof. As the kids say these days, we keep it 100, no cap. Yeah.
Speaker: in Jeff Dabbs. That's the part you can edit out. Edit that shit out. My moment of shame. Nope. About editing your moment of shame. Of course not. Why would that be any different? It has been our pleasure. Thank you, Mark. As always, enjoy your Canadian friend.
Speaker: We're going to go and round this out and wrap it up. Jeff apparently has to go corral two drums. That should be fun.
Speaker: And I don't and I say that because it's true because he's saying it in the fact that it's pretty much true. I'm saying it 100 % textual and just too afraid to get video of it. But do take a video as you go down the stairs and just send it to me. Yeah, I will share it. Next thing that
Speaker: famous because they famous video of me getting my ass kicked. Either way, it works out in our favor. But, uh, yeah, so we're going to go ahead and we're going to round this out. God, I gotta go to work tomorrow. And it's gonna be like fucking 90 degrees. But anyways, no, I'll be fine. I'm gonna go grab something to eat real quick. And, uh, yeah, I mean,
Speaker: go to bed but um but yeah so we're gonna round this episode out thank you guys for listening uh the chatter's box was was fun tonight was very lively i made that just for you guys so thank you guys for watching live
Speaker: I thought you meant the chatter's box you made, and I was like, well, no, you didn't. That was halves, all fucking halves. What the fuck are you talking about? I was like, oh, yeah, he burped. Yeah, I'm so used to you burping. I just, it glazed over like nothing. I was just like, whatever. You basically, you basically have, like, stop -home syndrome.
Speaker: You get used to it, you get used to it, but you miss it when it doesn't happen. Trust me, you say that, but it's true because even when I listen to the podcast on Spotify, and I'm like, have I burped? I haven't burped. What the hell's wrong with me? And then I hear it, and I'm like, ah, there it is. I've cracked a beer and I burped. What?
Speaker: But no, yeah, so we're going to go to a great show. Thanks, Luke. I appreciate that, man. Much love, guys. Yeah, now we do. I keep just randomly throwing this up. It's the devil horns from rock and roll. But I'll throw this up if I can find my camera.
Speaker: Oh, I went away from it. There it is. Oh, there it is. Um, but, uh, yeah, so we're going to close this episode out, uh, at almost four fucking hours. Yeah, we do appreciate you guys. Uh, listen, listening. Uh, those of you who are in the chatters box tonight, thank you. Uh,
Speaker: And all that jazz, um, obviously we wouldn't be doing what we're doing without you guys. Uh, it does mean a lot that people are actually, we'd be doing it, but we'd be doing it on messenger. Yeah. But, uh, if you're not already, feel free to, uh, give us a like in on, on social media at Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.
Speaker: TikTok, TikTok, Instagram, Instagram, YouTube, and all that nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. Now at Teespring, searching nonsensical nonsense. And if you want to email us, you can do so at nonsensical nonsense podcast.
Speaker: at gmail .com. Well, I almost gave out my Snapchat, but I want to see if I can create a Snapchat for this. You know what? I think that's what I'll do. I'll create a Snapchat for nonsensical nonsense. It's just big dick pics of me.
Speaker: So, don't listen to Jeff. So yeah, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube.
Speaker: all social media, uh, and non -sensical nonsense. And if, for whatever reason, if you want to buy merch, uh, teespring .com, search non -sensical nonsense, you'll get our store. As Jeff said, non -sensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. If you want to email us, nobody emails us, but it's there. And emails from, from apps saying, are you going to use it?
Speaker: and and and most importantly wherever you get your podcast uh fix that whether it be Google, Apple, Spotify, give us a follow, give us a like and uh check out all the other episodes. This has been a weird episode of Nonsense went on and it and our longest definitely our longest.
Speaker: Yeah, because Jeff's wife is drunk as shit. She hasn't yelling at me. And I should have went to bed a long time ago because I'm going to work tomorrow. But we are out of here.
Speaker: Jeff always says Just just says deuces, I can't figure out how to close out the podcast Part of you like diss Mexico and then ended it
Speaker: You're like you said it in a playful way and you didn't get a chance to explain it because you ended it So Saturday The beginning of the show I will I don't even know what the hell I said about Mexico But I'll get to it tomorrow and I'll figure out what I said So Saturday the opening of the show I will be chris apologizing
Speaker: a public apology to Mexico. But yeah, we are we are out of here. Out of here. Jeff, as always, I appreciate you, brother. Love you, man. Thank you for hanging out with me for for for for way too long. Luke said Mexico was going to call. But we are out of here. This is the end of the world as we know it.
Speaker: I trade this cloud for a hurricane
Speaker: Within an hour from water to wash away A flood to drown the ground It's falling out from under me From under me
Speaker: Based with all my regrets I cling to everything I've got left And there's a feeling I have within Your tendencies have become my sins
Speaker: And reach and tone the sky for rain And black and white and shades of gray I know the pain it comes in and breaks And then you crumble underneath the waves
Speaker: No, no, no, no, that's wrong A callous soul turned from sight to stone The rixens etched into the wall Into a place we never left town
Speaker: Reaching toward the sky parade Back in white and shades of gray I know the pain it comes in a ways And then you come along the need to wait
Speaker: And then you crawl my love underneath the way
