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Speaker: Don't call me a prodigal son Cause I ain't coming back
Speaker: Let me walk my own path And don't worry about me I've got everything I need
Speaker: Climb the mountain to see the sky Across the stars on the other side One of these days I won't be around I'll rip my roots out from the ground With wings of further streetways
Speaker: I'll fly high towards the sun Until they melt from my back And don't tell me There's nothing left to find There's nothing more than this
Speaker: I'll rip my roots up from this ground With wings of feather stringing waves I'll fly towards the sun
Speaker: My road's up from the ground With wings up in the stream waves But I'll fly towards the sun until it rains
Speaker: that's how we showed the kids who's who you know this is mom this is dad so it just came a habit where we're like hey mom can you hand me this hey dad daddy poppy can you hand me this it's not like we're like oh yeah we're doing stuff yeah but you call your you call your wife mom as she calls you dad like in an informal setting informal setting it's not like uh it's it's
Speaker: We usually do it around the kids because the kids call us mom and dad, obviously. But it's not like, you know, like, hey, mom, let's get this on. I mean, I mean, I know you're old enough to be her dad, but still, that's. Oh, give me a break with the age gap. It's only 14 years difference. Yeah, well, with the with his.
Speaker: with your activity in high school, it's not that far of a stretch for you to have potentially had kids when you were 14. But that all goes back to like we always say, you know, as a wee little man, you have to prove something to the world. I'm not a wee little man. Where a guy like myself, who was blessed with incredible good looks,
Speaker: the height that most men dream of. Let's see. There's a reason why you're tall and you got a shrimp dick. I, on the other hand, am short and got a tripod. Why are you lying? Why are you lying? We've already had this conversation and you know better.
Speaker: I'm not the one that said you had a shrimp dick. Your fiance called you the one with a shrimp dick. I'm the one who says that I have a shrimp dick.
Speaker: I was gonna say I was gonna say look at the shirt I have on tonight Here's the beginning of our only fans
Speaker: Look how small it is. My camera doesn't zoom that far, Chris. I don't know what to tell you. Oh, hold on. Let me turn around. Let me see. The problem is, yeah, you would have to send me a pic because you're on my phone. I was trying to see his shirt. What's his shirt look like? Nice. It's my TPG shirt. What's TPG?
Speaker: We've talked about what TPG. I forgot. Tiny pecker gang. Oh, tiny pecker gang. That's the thing that I started on TikTok. There are those that will try to claim that they started it. But in reality, I did. And I was the first one to have this. Just because there were all these people on TikTok.
Speaker: No, no, there was a girl who made these shirts for a group of us, like three or four of us or something like that, maybe five of us. And a couple of the guys that were in that group would swear up and down that they were the ones that came up with it. And we were like, it was my idea. I don't know when it actually happened. It was mine. So she purposely sent me my shirt like a week early so that I had it before anybody else did. You should call her and tell her, get your SDM shirts.
Speaker: I'll tell you what, a million subs and I'll get a tattoo of SDM on my arm. My wife just told me now on my arm, like small, like I'm talking like centimeter tall.
Speaker: SDM small dicks matter we didn't ask her What's going on cam anyways my wife just said I don't have a small dick I don't tell you It's it's small dick mentality small dick mentality
Speaker: I don't have a small dick mentality. I have a giant dick mentality. It's because I have a Napoleonic complex. You have a small dick mentality, Mr. I have got the fastest car in the plate. That is a Napoleonic complex. It's also a small dick mentality. You are overcompensating for everything in your life.
Speaker: Before you can get in Speaking the crawlspace look I got I got to tell you something about what I did today Before before we get much further into this it's Saturday what up guys, you know what it is nonsensical nonsense we're live on Haps YouTube and Facebook and
Speaker: And if you're not already, feel free to give us a follow on social media at Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. I thought I fucked up today. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I think I got all that nonsense. Cool nonsense. And, uh, check us out on Spotify, Google play, Apple podcast, and anywhere you get your podcast at nonsense. You can listen to every episode of this train wreck, this disaster fire. But tonight's going to be a cool night because we do have our first guest. I know I'm excited. My wife actually has, has the show on the big TV on the big TV. She's watching on YouTube right now.
Speaker: You're on the big TV, man. I'm on the big TV. I'm on the big screen. My mom made it. I'm on the big screen. We made it. My mom doesn't listen anymore because we got a bit too rude for her. We finally crossed the line somewhere. She didn't tell you what we did. No, she didn't tell me. She said, you guys just got really, got really gross. And I was like, and I'm sitting there thinking back and I'm like,
Speaker: Was it the necrophilia episode? She's like, no, I didn't make it that far. I was like, oh, yeah, good thing, because I was going to tell you not to listen. It's probably a good thing that you didn't make it to that one, because I don't know. Just in case you ever find out down the road, and I'm going to do my stuff, my wife, Ben over, with her cheeks spread, so I can still take her compound after she dies. I can't take credit for that, though. It is a Kevin Smith thing he said.
Speaker: He said it and I just kind of adopted it and I told my wife it and I said, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do There's a serious delay I'm like hearing an echo. Can you turn it down just a hair because I'm hearing an echo She's got it turned up on the TV and there you're probably getting the delay off of YouTube. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm gonna talk is ticking. Yep. Yep. Yep. You guys aren't wrong. I
Speaker: I know it's like weird that my wife is actually watching. She's watching so she can keep an eye on the clock. It's not like she's watching, just be supportive. She's watching to be supportive, I guarantee it.
Speaker: I'll give it to you about one hour and 55 minutes. She's going to start yelling. That supported my ass. Here in about 30 seconds, she's going to look at me. Supported my ass in Spanish. In Spanish, that's a pollo mi culo. That's hilarious. What did you see?
Speaker: I did put up the newest one and it put up episode six Between us live and YouTube is a good almost a full minute
Speaker: Oh, I know there's a major delay between Facebook is Facebook's only a few seconds behind us. I don't know why YouTube is so far behind. It's kind of weird.
Speaker: She got to the power you Google assistant how to say he supported my So yeah, so tonight should be an interesting night I'm yeah, I've posted it out social media all week. We do have rock Lee joining us here in just a few minutes right about 830 we get him in here and
Speaker: So we get past all of our bullshit, but for those of you who may be watching live and - Skullduggery fuckery does end up coming first. Those of you who may be watching live or listening to this replay, Rock Lee is a musician, songwriter, music producer. He does a little bit of everything.
Speaker: which is kind of cool and impressive. His main thing seems to be EDM music. He does a lot of music mixes and mashups and stuff like that that are awesome. When I say all this, I was pausing for emphasis. Well, yeah, his singer songwriter rap. Oh, yeah, he's a rapper as well. He does rap. Yeah, he does rap. I did say it.
Speaker: He should be, uh, he'll be on the PC. So hopefully, uh, he won't have any issues and he'll be able to hear and see and all that jazz pretty good. But yeah, we'll be joining us here in just a few minutes. Now that, now that successfully in the first 10 minutes, we ran off Jeff's mom, we ran off Jeff's wife. So we're, we're off to one start. Just can't people cancel in his left and right. Good Lord.
Speaker: I don't know if he's watching this or not, but I'm gonna put him on the spot tonight.
Speaker: Now, the thing is, my wife, she's not a big podcast person anyways, in the first place. And she's like, I see you every day. I don't need to watch you guys act like an idiot. She's like, I see that live all the time. But that mattress finally got here and I had to go upstairs before we went live and I was putting it together. Holy crap. That thing is massive and heavy as shit.
Speaker: Uh, holy crap. Do you think it was going to be fucking light? Oh, I knew it wasn't going to be the light. I should have got one of those. I did. I wanted to get one of those ones that was in a box and you just open the boxes and roll and roll. Yeah. So I was going to say, that's what you should have got. One of those ones that they compress down to like an inch and a half thick. And then you just unroll it on your bed. Yeah. Oh my God. Well, the thing is they don't have them down here.
Speaker: And I was kind of like, when we first started talking about beds, I was like, it's good. One of those, cause I could throw it on my shoulder, carry it upstairs and just cut the box open and walk away. I always forget that you live in a third world country and you probably had to get a bed made of cardboard and, and, uh, this thing is super nice. It's a, it's a, what brand is it? Restonic, which is we looked at Celie's.
Speaker: And, uh, the, uh, what's the other brand? The, the one with the sheet is the one with, uh, the polar bear. No, what's the other polar bear? Sea spring, the Springs, like the Springs are rapidly. Yeah. Spring air. And they were, they were stupid hard.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know. I know mattresses are stupid expensive. That's his idea. Well, actually, we got a good deal on it. So bad. We got a good deal on it with the box springs and everything. We got a really good deal. But the problem was the delivery, the guys, they told me at the store. Oh, we'll be there at four thirty. Yeah.
Speaker: They told me 430, so I had everything ready at 430 for them to come in, set it up, and at 430 I called the store and I was like, hey, just curious, where the hell's my mattress? And they're like, oh no, we said between 430 and nine. I was like, I have a podcast at 730.
Speaker: I said, listen, it's a very unsuccessful podcast. So it cannot be delayed. No, no, be honest. Tell them what you really, tell them what you told me. You told the lady on the phone or the person on the phone. I said, I got stuff to do. No, you said I run a business. Well, the thing is, if you tell somebody it's a podcast, they're like, what?
Speaker: I tell people that I do a podcast all the time. Down here, down here, down here, podcasts aren't big. That's why I keep telling my wife and her friend, if they started a podcast, it would blow up because it'd be like, there's like four.
Speaker: in Spanish. Speaking of telling people about our podcast, anybody who's watching this live, feel free to share it. You share it out on Facebook. You could share it out on Snapchat. I don't care where the hell you share it out. Just share it out. Let everybody know. If you trust us to behave ourselves and you don't have any Karens or snowflakes or Jesus Christ. Or you don't want to be embarrassed by your mom, by your mom and the rest of you that you listen to us. Cameron is the Sharon MVP.
Speaker: If, if I could do, if I could get Jeff to share a third of what Cameron did last weekend, um, that would be amazing. Yeah. Cause Jeff just does not share shit. Unfortunately, I don't always, I literally, did you get 31 up? No, I did not. No, I did not get 31 up because I had to, I was listening to 30 today. And I listened to 30 today that I got home from work and I,
Speaker: jumped on black ops with Cameron. And then I was on black ops. Well, Cameron got off and then I stayed on black ops with his brother in law or soon to be brother in law. Him and I played a few rounds and I was, and he was like, I'm going to take a shit. And I was like, yeah, I gotta get ready for my podcast. And he was like, okay, good time. So
Speaker: Somebody killed me now and yeah, all right, but uh, no I was like You know, it doesn't take much man go on facebook. Share it all your groups. I share it to groups until they yell at me Speaking of which I gotta start doing Well, I shared out on reddit. I shared out on reddit a lot. I tried to get everywhere. I can on reddit. Yeah, fuck reddit, man Just a lot of people on reddit, dude
Speaker: Yeah, blow it up on Facebook. Twitter is probably one of the best free promotional, even though, actually, you're not allowed on Twitter. You stay off Twitter. Yeah, I can't go on Twitter. You stay off of all our Twitter. Twitter is dangerous for me because I get on one little, one little.
Speaker: wrong tweet by somebody. I'm like, Oh, you motherfucker. You stay off of our Twitter page. You can do whatever you want on your Twitter page. But yeah, I don't, I don't, I wouldn't even know how to sign into our Twitter page. I'm sure it's the same password and everything, but if you guys happen to see the post for the episodes, uh, up on Facebook or whatever, feel free to share the hell out of it. If you're in the live, share the hell out of the live. Let people know, let them come and hang out.
Speaker: Yeah, let's get it up to like 400 people in the live. Cameron shared the shit out of it. There was several people that Cameron shared our Facebook page with that joined last weekend. Nice. That's what I said. If I could just get Jeff to do this, it'd be amazing. Unfortunately, until I get the laptop fixed or we get a new laptop, I'm basically stuck with the one device.
Speaker: Well, you can go on your phone when I post the episodes and you can share those episodes everywhere. Yeah. Like when I posted on a nonsensical nonsense, then I go from nonsensical nonsense and I share it from our page, from our Facebook page onto all the other, which, yeah, again, I got yelled at by another page this week.
Speaker: Nice. I wasn't in the Newark glory hole because they love us. They're like, this fits right in with our dynamic. Yeah, 110%. Yeah, I share it from my phone all the time too, Cameron. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't Newark glory hole. It wasn't, it wasn't strange and hidden Ohio. They don't say that. Okay. Which, I mean, which says a lot.
Speaker: Yeah, it's Ohio. Well, I think it comes down to not many people are actually monitoring it. Like some, some people monitor groups like they, it's their job. Yeah. They approve it. I mean, their admins, their admins approve it. So I think their admin is just like, Oh, another one. Okay. Whatever. They obviously don't listen. Or maybe they do listening. They're just like, Hey, these guys are
Speaker: man, they're from Ohio, they're, you know, they're Ohio. So why the fuck would I be a sponsor of the show when I'm like, Oh my God, really? We were talking about that like an hour ago. Okay. You don't have to pay for it. Well, I mean, either pay or am I riding a big, but I had also helped promote your, your, your business. And then at the same time, I even told you that I would name my studio after it.
Speaker: Summer decided that everywhere promote and when we do the podcast. Yeah, geez Louise summer.
Speaker: It's like I don't do anything. I'm not Jeff. I actually do. I don't just turn the camera on and sit my fat ass in front of the camera. If I am good, if I can find the time to actually make it to the podcast, you know, interrupt me. I'm good at what I do and I'm, I do what I do. We have more than four to five listeners. Yeah, that's me.
Speaker: How do you say you're not very supportive in hillbilly? Nice. Man, man alive. I was trying to be nice. I was like, you know, cause she said she wanted to, she was thinking about getting into photography when she comes up here. She wants to start her own photography business.
Speaker: And now she's boycotting our show. Any advertisement is good advertisement. Go ahead.
Speaker: It is it is uh bubbles it is broadcasted or uh on haps is our main platform. Yeah, where we where we go live at it's a Yeah, it's ha pps. And then from haps we shoot it out to Facebook youtube and uh twitter. It's also on twitch under ktk productions Just because we haven't set up the twitch feed for nonsense school Yeah, because we don't get any views on it anyway, so it doesn't matter
Speaker: Can we just call it summer? Can we just call it summer the new Karen? Okay, so any of you guys While you're watching that are watching if you have a question that you want to ask Rocky when he comes in feel free to throw him up on yeah, definitely or here or here on haps or if you're watching on YouTube, feel free to you know, ask anything you want and
Speaker: Yes, because as professional podcasters, we are completely unprepared. I have a few questions, but I think three. I don't have to be prepared because I know them. Have an eye on our friends. Well, that's the thing. I did prepare. I didn't write anything. Grandpa got things in my head. Someone said she's going to ask him to boycott this too.
Speaker: jeff has never been for anything no i am i am completely off the cuff that's that's that's what makes our podcast so uh good is because we don't we don't plan anything because i think if we did plan it would be a complete bigger shit show than it is yeah if we tried to plan anything like you know like like we were saying wednesday night the only thing that
Speaker: The only segment that I actually want to put in is Summer's hometown stores, just because they are so good. They're interesting topics. I mean, the topic we got to on Wednesday was it was a nice debate. Yeah. Well, yeah, we found out you were banging your sister or your step sister. It doesn't matter. As long as your sister or step sister was hot, you would bang her.
Speaker: Maybe not my sister, but my stepsister, I don't get a problem. You said maybe. That should be a definitive no. Obviously it's definitive no. No, you just said maybe. I think my neighbors are setting up for karaoke girls. A buddy of mine Joe said planning would be sensical, not so much non. Yeah, exactly. It would actually make sense to plan, which is why we don't.
Speaker: But on top of that, like we've planned in the past to tell news stories and we've never, we've had like four that we've missed because we never got to them. Oh, speaking of stories, and you just reminded me because Joe's in here and Joe's one of my fellow pest guys. He's a bug man like myself. All right.
Speaker: that's
Speaker: Like when I would do apartment complexes and, and don't ask me, don't ask me why it ever came out like this. It just happened. Um, well, when I would do apartment complexes or, or hotels, like the hotels, the extended stay hotels and stuff where people basically looked at the hotels and I would knock on the door and I would knock on the door and be like, Hey, Hey, it's the bug guy. And then I would knock on the door and it's like bug guy. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. And then they would yell at me because I don't know why it happened. I don't know where, yeah, I don't know where it came from. It just, it organically happened. But, um, so what the hell is going on? What? I don't know. Oh, okay.
Speaker: Uh, apparently, man, I'm missing out on something in the, in the chat. I don't know what's going on. Okay. So now you know how I feel. Yeah. Right. Um, but, uh, so today I went and did a, um, a new start, a new job. Okay. And, uh, virgin territory, so to speak.
Speaker: Yeah, I know it's a new customer. Like you've never been, yeah, new customer. I did not, I mean, you are pretty much a hobo. We're not boycotting anything. We're not boycotting anything at all. We're not ever, especially nonsensical nonsense. That's not true. I boycott kale. Yeah, lots of sketchy apartment complexes. And anything vegan, I boycott it all.
Speaker: Yeah, so today I got there, it's a rodent job and
Speaker: Oh, you know, and they're aware of their situation. They basically know they they've done my job. That's why they called you. You know, they like they've done my job for me. So it was super easy. And I was like, well, you have a basement or a crawlspace or you have a slab. And she's like, we have a crawlspace. And I was like, OK, cool. Can I take a look at it? She's like, you looked at me and she's like, yeah, you're not going to fit.
Speaker: I was like well damn. Talk about fat shaming. She's like I'm offended. Yeah she was like no no she's like when we have the plumbers come out they have to send the smallest guy and he's about five foot tall and like a hundred pounds and he barely fits in there so I was like all right well let's take a look at it I'll see if I can get in there and I open this crawl door and I start to get
Speaker: snake in there. Well, my shoulders wouldn't even fit past it. And I was trying to wiggle in standing in the yard, laughing her ass off at me. She was like, you are not getting in there and you better stop because I have to take my husband to work soon. And if you get stuck in there, I'm not calling the fire department on your head. And then I was like, okay, well, we're not going to do this. So I close it all up. And I was like, well, let me check out the attic. She started laughing. She's like, yeah, the attic's even smaller.
Speaker: I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: We'll just take these rat pallets and toss them in like a fucking grenade. I literally opened the hatch and I could barely stick my head into this attic space because the attic was maybe 10 inches from the ceiling joist to the roof.
Speaker: Why is Ohio like this? Oh, yeah Yeah, that would have made a great story Exactly. I have to make an effort so I get paid It's like the some of the places in Ohio, I don't know what it is. I
Speaker: Hey, I could, the fact that there's no basements in Mexico blows my mind. Well, that's 20 years. Yeah. But it all comes down to the fact of, you know, weird. If you dig down too much, you'll hit ocean. Charleston was like below sea level and this and the other thing. So it was very rare to find a house with a basement.
Speaker: Down, right? What's up? Yeah, I think I think that's the the thing down here It's like, you know, I mean if you actually were to put a basement in it It would flood in like five minutes because the simple fact you'd hit ocean because we are at sea level And it took me like a good Two hours to figure that out when I first moved here, I was like, why is it nobody got basements? and then I was I was on the bus like 20 minutes later and I was like I
Speaker: Oh, yeah, we're at sea level. That's why there's no basements. I got it. Yeah, that's exactly. Yeah, that's exactly how it was in terms. Well, the biggest thing, the Tom Fuckery in Ohio is that people build a house and they'll have this full finished nice basement. And then they put an addition on their house. Yeah. Well, to save money, that addition just has a crawlspace on it. Right. So it's like.
Speaker: That's great that you put a crawl space on here, but can you make it bigger than 12 inches? Yeah, exactly. Well, now you got a problem in there and I can't get my big ass in there to solve it. Yeah, you would think there'd be, I mean, there's code for everything. You know, I mean, even if it's like, if you put in a water line, you can't have electrical line within, I think it's 22 inches.
Speaker: But that's the thing. If I own a house and I put an extension on it, my house already has a full finished basement. And I'm going to put an extension or an add -on onto my house. Man, he is right on time. Look at that. Nice. I'm going to add another one.
Speaker: More basement because it's already finished. I don't want to finish that out. It adds to the square footage. It adds to the, um, yeah. And then you got, yeah, all that jazz. Yeah. That's, that's the only problem I have with the houses in Cancun is the house we bought. I don't have enough space for a pool table, but I did find that I did find a roulette table the other day for sale until I saw the price. I was into it.
Speaker: That's completely fucking random. But let's see if we can get our Oh, what did I do? Oh, God, I broke it. Hmm. Okay. Old people in technology, folks. What'd you say? Old people in technology, folks. Oh, you're not wrong, man. No, I'm the same way. I couldn't get my phone to connect to the TV yesterday. It was blowing my mind.
Speaker: Like I had my phone projected on the TV, I took it off for something, and then I told my wife, I said, hey, you wanna watch this movie? And she says, yeah, put it on the TV. And I went to connect again, and it took me 30 minutes to figure out how to reconnect to the TV. It didn't wanna do it. Still, is your granddaughter still mad? I don't know what you're talking about, Pops. Well, Rocky, are you,
Speaker: Are you there, Rock? Jigga W said, also known as Wigga G, Willie G said he sold his house, but he still lives in the crawl space. They'll never know. Yeah. Rocky, turn your camera and your microphone on and then we can get you in here. We're going to welcome our guests, but yeah.
Speaker: Oh, here he comes. Welcome. What's going on, guys? I'm doing good, man. Doing good. Welcome to the show. Yeah, it is a weird app. It takes a few minutes to figure out, even for old fogeys like Chris and I. I had no problem with it, but.
Speaker: You're different. Yeah, you're just built different. Stop bragging. This is very true. Stop trying to look cool for your friend. It seems like a little bit of a delay or something. Yeah, there's usually a delay when there's more than one person, more than two people. Oh, okay. Just make sure. It takes a second or two to catch up. Okay.
Speaker: sometimes. Or there's just Jeff who never shuts the fuck up and lets anybody else talk. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm ready. But let me let me try to be as professional as I can. Everybody welcome. Rock Lee to the show. As I said earlier, singer, rapper, music producer extraordinaire. And my
Speaker: We have a relationship that's a secret that summer's not allowed to know about so So this is who you cheated on me with First wife I Didn't hear anything you said would you say say it again Chris? Oh
Speaker: I said, Rocky, you're with EDM combat. Is that your guys's band or is that the label? So it's actually the name of the team. So EDM combat has started as a vocal team. That's what we do. So the thing that keeps me like super busy is the fact that I'm doing, um, I have about 60, almost 60 people who work for me as vocalists. And what we do is we sell vocals to people like Netflix and stuff like that in the industry. Oh, nice.
Speaker: Wow, that's impressive because we can't even get 60 people to listen. Not yet, man. Just give it time. Well, we're also extremely untalented, so. Yeah, that doesn't help. I do have a question here, Rockly. What made you want to do the music industry in the first place? Have you always been into music or is it just like fall in your lap kind of deal?
Speaker: So it was something that I liked doing in my free time. I would spend time on TikTok originally just doing like songs and stuff like that. And the cool thing is a little unknown fact about me is I'm colorblind in both of my eyes. And so the way that I see things is a little different than most people. And so I took that like perspective and tried to turn it into the music thing. It was like,
Speaker: Hand -in -hand thing and that's how the remix has started. That's when click in summer and all of them were there before There was like 50 ,000 people. It was around then Wow Okay Are you one of those guys that that can literally Tell you who was there when like purple rain was recorded?
Speaker: Or is it just your kind of music that you're super into? So it's a little mixture of both. So I stay in the 80s, the 80s, country music, rock and roll. I like this guy even more. I can give you a hand in hand. Maybe like it may be distorted a little bit, but I appreciate that music. Honestly, more than I appreciate music nowadays in a lot of ways.
Speaker: What do you think of the mumble rap crap? I think when it comes to trying to find their identity in this industry, people have tried to take rap or original hip -hop and turn it into this.
Speaker: It's kind of hard to listen to. For me personally, I respect that they're trying to do their own thing and not copy all the greats and stuff like that. I mean, if somebody came along, it was trying to sound like Led Zeppelin. Nowadays, like everyone would call them out on their bullshit. And so if you guys are going to take this, it's not great. There is a band that does that. Yeah, but it's a cover band, right? No, they're a legit band. I can't remember the name of them, but they're essentially at the end of the day, they're a complete Led Zeppelin ripoff.
Speaker: Oh, really? What the hell is the name? I'll figure it out. They try to sound like Led Zeppelin? They sound exactly like Zeppelin. And they're pretty popular. Huh.
Speaker: That's crazy, Adam. I know there's a few people who try to imitate, but when they do imitate, it's like you get called out. It's like no one can do Michael Jackson, right? If you do Michael Jackson, you're going to get called out. So it's like I guess I respect the fact that they're trying to do their own thing, but at the same time, it's just not my cup of tea, if that makes any sense. Right. No, that totally makes sense. Go ahead.
Speaker: They're I mean they're they're not essentially trying to do their own thing because that's what everybody is doing now. I mean everybody and their brother is doing that mumble shit. Yeah it's kind of and I say that and I say that as an old school hip -hop head. Yeah.
Speaker: I see that as an old school hip hop and I grew up in the eighties and nineties and I grew up, you know, with Pac and Biggie and Warren G and Nas and stuff like that, which I still enjoyed it to this day. Kevin and I were, Jeff and I were, we're talking about Tupac before we started the show. Yeah. Just cause I couldn't remember that song. You started playing it. Yeah. So that band that I was talking about is Greta, Greta Van Fleet. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: I've never heard of them. I'm not familiar with it. Check them out. They are 100 % and they don't even have no shame whatsoever that they completely rip off Zeppelin. Huh. Oh, and Bubbles actually had Bubbles added in the comments too. I'm sorry. Okay. Hey, what's going on everybody in the comments. Sorry if I'm not. That's our chatterbox. Yeah. What's up guys. How you doing? Who's your, who's your main influences when you, when you create your own sounds?
Speaker: Um, I mean, I, I, it's hard to contribute it to one thing because I listened to a bunch of different like shit. Um, it's like, I don't know. It's like, it's simple. Um, like when it comes to the hip hop stuff, it's very old school. Obviously, if you've listened, you'll, you'll know that it's very old school. It's nothing like new, new wave or anything like that.
Speaker: when it comes
Speaker: Uh, three days grace, if you think about Alice Cooper, these people I've listened to growing up. So it's like, they, I guess they influenced me in my own way. But the whole, the only reason I decided to do that in the first place was just to try to make people kind of see how cool it is to look through somebody else's eyes, you know, what that makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker: But that's how it started. It started off just for fun, a dare that I was given to do. I didn't even know what TikTok was. It was a dare from one of my good friends. He was like, go on TikTok and blow up. I'm like, okay, I went on TikTok. That's the funny thing about TikTok is 90 % of the people went on TikTok because they did it as a joke.
Speaker: Or somebody was like, oh, you should check out this video. And then you can't see the video because you don't have TikTok. So you download TikTok and actually know three hours a day you spend on TikTok. Right. Isn't that like it was crazy. I never forget. I got like almost got like 50K on that first video. And I was like, how is it this easy? I didn't understand it. Yeah, I was going to say how. How? Because I've been on TikTok for a while and I'm
Speaker: Barely, I'm not even at 2000 yet. So, but I suck. Well, I know a few good friends of mine who've been doing production and stuff like that. I mean, longer than I've been alive, and they still have like no cloud on TikTok. It was just a fluke, you know, I was, I was fortunate. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, well, I think it also depends on what you're putting out there and what you're doing. And the fact that, which I was going to ask you where the, uh, it's time for another one.
Speaker: Oh yeah, so everybody knows DJ Callen. DJ Callen always says that. Another one, another one. Yeah, it always reminded me of DJ Callen when you say it. So most people thought that that's where I got it from. I got it from that, but it's actually not. It's from an old cartoon called Courage the Cowardly Dog. Oh yeah. Love me some courage.
Speaker: Yeah, so I was watching an episode of it one day and one of the monsters or something, he didn't even say it's time for another one, but he was just like, he had this like, and that's very like, almost like Scottish, but like monstrous at the same time. And I kept practicing it. I was like, man, that sounds freaking cool. And then one day I just was putting random words together and that's how it came out.
Speaker: I was like, it's time for another one. I was like, and then lightened it, and lightened it until it was just like, okay, now I sound like that guy from fucking Call of Duty, Captain Price. Yeah. And that's how it started. And you really do. No, I mean, like, I'm sure, I know when I make a TikTok, it takes me like,
Speaker: Five minutes maybe because I don't really care how well it looks but I'm sure when you do a tick -tock it it takes you a lot longer because you probably edit the sound and Of course create the song and all that fun stuff. Yeah, so how long does it take you to create a video?
Speaker: So it depends. So if it's any of my remix videos, most of my remixes alone take about 18 hours because what I'll do is I will, you know, I get the acapella itself and I listen to nothing but the acapella, nothing else. So no music, no nothing, no listening to a video or anything, just listening to the acapella and seeing if I can hear different notes in it, you know, that correspond with it. And then that takes about like maybe four hours of just listening to it.
Speaker: And then after that, from there, I just I go ahead and get started on it. Once the 18 hours is over and I feel confident like, hey, these, you know, people are going to like this. This sounds kind of cool now. Then I go into the video process. Now, earlier in the beginning, it was a little tough, you know, because I had to get the whole, you know, those cues you notice on TikTok, everyone has like a shot. Yeah.
Speaker: Layout so I had to design my own and then after I got my own From there, it's easy. So I would just say like two days like the two good Two good days to get something out good Lord now. Do you do you have a YouTube channel? I do. It's EDM combat remixes on YouTube I have all my stuff on that everybody listen some start subscribing Well, I actually know that you said that about your YouTube put all your put all your social media out there Yeah, go ahead. They can come check you out
Speaker: Yeah, it's I mean, it's it's really simple on all social media platforms. It's the same thing. EDM combat or official EDM combat, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube. The one I'm trying to get around is this one, this app that you guys got now. I got to build this. It's kind of hard to keep up, man. I'll tell you, Facebook as well. We didn't we didn't realize how hard it is.
Speaker: When we first started the podcast, we didn't think it was going to be that hard to keep up. But it is insanely hard to keep up with all the different social medias. And we still slack on Instagram and Twitter. Because our Twitter is literally like, hey, we're going live.
Speaker: Why do you say we when your only job is an email account that gets no activity? I handle everything. I run the YouTube channel as well. All them thumbnails on the YouTube channel, they don't just pop out of nowhere.
Speaker: That's the thing because it's like as soon as I got started doing this stuff and it moved into a higher tier Where I was like, oh crap like I'm gonna make this a business and kind of launch with it I am the only person that works under my company like everybody else. They're all like independent contractors type like all the thumbnails all the video editing I'm like, I gotta do all of that. That's why I'm so busy all the time. It's like it keeps me going and
Speaker: I totally understand that. As I said to Jeff earlier today, if you could just help share on Facebook and what about our episode? I created a couple of really good TikToks. Oh, yeah. You went against everything I told you from the beginning. No, no, no. I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that one. I'm talking about the one I just put out of our faces singing. I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker: Well, I for for the longest time I I occasionally get bored and start go through Instagram and I that that face swap app I've been Hesitating and hesitating and hesitating downloading it and the other day I finally was like fuck it I gotta fuck it. I gotta do it And then I started playing with it. I was like, oh I'm gonna have fun with this and I made like 15 different ones and I found the four I like to put them together as one and
Speaker: If only he would get better pictures, it would be amazing. Yes. Summer, I know you don't share either, but you don't share for good reasons because you have a lot of.
Speaker: people that would not agree with what we do. Yeah, I think that comes down to embarrassment. She's like, I don't want people to know I'm marrying this idiot. By the way, man, congratulations to you on that one. I don't know if I saw it, but I shot you guys out. I mean, that's a big thing. I remember when I put that job, you for you guys. And it's cool that you guys came up like, that's awesome.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I mean, we, we, uh, we were one of those tick tock stories, man. We, we met on tick tock and everybody who's, you know, we know that we're friends with has, have literally followed our story from jump street. And, you know, granted I drug my feet a lot in a lot of areas, but, uh, you know, everything's worked out. It's been awesome. You know,
Speaker: I fell in love with her way before we ever actually made it official. She's pretty special. She's an amazing woman. That's great, man. I'm super happy for you guys. As long as I get to still come in and spread those flowers, I'm good. Yeah, there you go. You got your flower guy. Yeah. Got you.
Speaker: Yeah, the wedding plans have changed and actually we're going to go down to Florida and get married down there and everybody that we're inviting and stuff, it's basically just become a vacation. So if you got vacation time and you want to come down to Florida, you know, you're invited. Oh, heck yeah, man. I'm going to crash that. I'm not going because they refuse to get married on the Millennium Falcon at Disney. Oh, that would be so sweet. Right.
Speaker: Oh, why not? Summer shot it down as soon as I brought it up. I was like, you guys should get married at Disney on the Millennium Falcon. She's like, shut the fuck up. And I was like, oh, I was like, well, I'm not going. Oh, that's great. Summer said football. See? But Summer did say she had a question. She does have a question. OK, go for it. I only did that for anybody who was watching.
Speaker: Yeah, I opened it up earlier before you came on. I said, anybody who's watching live right now, if you guys have any questions or if you want to say anything, put it in the comments and we've opened it up. Unfortunately, you are our first victim. Our first real guest. I'm ready. Our first guest that we actually planned.
Speaker: But you were also the first person when I talked about doing an interview that I was like, I got to get him on here before we could go anywhere else. I will collaborate that day one was like, once we get bigger, we got to bring Rocky in. I was like, all right, who's Rocky? And he sent me your links. And I was like, OK, yeah, bring him on in. Well, I'm super excited, man. I'm glad to be here.
Speaker: As he said earlier, you know, summer and bubbles, uh, myself, I remember when you first got on TikTok and we met and you were struggling, you know, to hit that 1000 mark to, you know, and, and we all jumped on and you and I had a couple of talks and you're like, man, I don't know if this is really for me, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: Yeah, and it was it was a back -and -forth thing because it was you know, once you get a taste of it That's what I'm saying. Like once I got a taste of like dude, wait a minute Like one video blows up you're like I can do another one that'll blow up I know it and then it take and then they flop and I was just like why why man, it was so annoying and and There's a lot riding on it. So even now like right now I work for Netflix. So I do Netflix stuff for
Speaker: Two okay, so it's the same thing it all cords like course. I was gonna say are you are you are you? Responsible for the bong on Netflix Are you the reason that Netflix makes me feel horrible on Sunday when I
Speaker: that's me i'm the one who's sitting there typing that in making sure that you understand yeah next thing you know Chris get off your ass move around five minutes um no no it's very simple i've only done a few things for him and it's basically just like instrumental crap
Speaker: But anyway, I sold it with the idea of like, dude, I'm doing really well on my social media outlets. So it's like, oh, man, now I got to market and I got to run ads. It's it's insane, man. And to be all on one person. Crazy. Yeah, I understand. I get it. You know what? You said 18 hours to do one video. I can't think of anything I've done for 18 hours straight.
Speaker: Except maybe one or two times I slept, but other than that, I can't think of anything I've done for 18 hours straight. But that comes down to, and Chris will agree with me, our ADHD does not let us do something straight for 18 hours without an interruption. Yeah, trust me. I've struggled more with your ADHD than mine.
Speaker: No. And the thing about it is that you're becoming successful. You're starting to blow up. People are starting to know who you are. And people look forward to certain things that you do. They want that. It's time for another one. Agran, did you get those haters every once in a while? But as I told you, if you ever need a head of security, I got you. I will gladly break kneecaps. On top of that. OK, Summer. Go ahead, Summer. I just saw it pop up.
Speaker: They got hats and jackets and everything, man. Let me tell you.
Speaker: Summer I asked you I asked you a couple times to What your question was and then you and pops are on this apparently you guys are going to boycott us. I don't know why So instead of trying to instead of trying to boycott us then I do have one thing to say about haters Yeah, well I just have to bring this up the way I feel about haters is
Speaker: It all comes down to what Cat Williams said. If you don't have 10 haters, you got to figure out how to get to 20 by next year because haters are just people that are jealous of your success. So the more haters you have, the more successful you are. Yeah, I'm trying to get my mind around that too. If you don't have anybody to hate on, feel free to hate on me. There you go. I hate on you enough for everybody.
Speaker: Yeah, there you go. That's like this as a fan. That's great. I'm just that haters, me and all my personality. She still will not ask her question. Ask your question, Summer. We will sit here patiently and wait. Everybody just share the screen. Just dance, man, at the camera. That's up, Summer. OK. Wait on you, Summer.
Speaker: Dead air. Yeah, I was going to say just dead air until Summer asks a question. This is how she's going to get us canceled. She's like, yep, I got these motherfuckers now. I show so bad they just, they bring a guest on it. And then just stare at the camera. All three of them just dead stare at the camera. It makes great for YouTube. That could be the thumbnail.
Speaker: Yeah. So how do you channel your voice channel? Yeah. Well, yeah. Like how do you bring your voice to, to your, your time for another one on command? Well, no, she said like you're like, like you're talking voice and you're singing voices night and day, which is something that you, you and I have talked about Rocky because you blew my mind the first time I heard your voice.
Speaker: Your real voice. Well, she said it's beautiful. And so that just makes me question whether or not my real voice is beautiful or not. So that's my question. Well, believe it or not, I did not expect your voice the way it is because I was watching videos this morning of your videos. And I, you know, it was time for another one. And then I hear this guy and I'm like, are we just talking to Rock Lee? She said it's all right. OK. OK, there you go.
Speaker: She's always for sure. Personally, I love your voice. I appreciate that. No, no, no. Again, I'm taking that. You are hater number nine.
Speaker: Got to get to that 20, baby. Got to get to that 20. But I don't know. I really don't know how to how to describe that. I just when I hear a song, I just start. I don't I don't really it's not a process. I don't channel anything. It's not like a power up. And it changes. It's it's just something I don't know.
Speaker: Summer said it's like Sam Elliott. His talking voice is a panty dropper, but I wouldn't want to hear him sing. I agree there. But how do you know? Sam Elliott might have an amazing singing voice. You just don't know. Stevie? Yeah, that's her alter ego. Yeah, OK. So she's asking, who is your alter ego? Rocky? Shoot. Rocky. I don't know. I think that we combined now at this point.
Speaker: So he's working so much, Summer, that he doesn't have time. I don't have time. So there's Emmanuel, and then there's Rocky. And I'm 100 % Rocky all the time now. And Sam has some. I have never heard of Samsung and Helen. Yeah, Summer's got multiple personalities. She's got Helen and Stevie. Star's one of my favorites. And let's not forget Summer is gangsta.
Speaker: And wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. So if I take all 10 personalities that summer has and they all hate on me, I've just made 20. There you go. Exactly. Oh, yeah. There's a way to get your haters. All right. Yeah, that's not that is our 20 haters. I count that as our 10 haters. We're trying to figure out how to get 20. So speaking. So speaking of your your voice, Rocky,
Speaker: I hope you really didn't think that this was gonna, you were gonna come on here and I wasn't gonna do this. Do what? What are we doing? Give us, give us a little sample of your singing ability, of your singing ability. Oh, damn, man. Okay.
Speaker: Let everybody know because I piped you up, man. Everybody who knows. Yeah, we've been hyping up for like a week and a half. And everybody who knows, you know, how much, you know, I've always been in your corner. I'm always going to be in your corner. I've told people you can go from John Legend to fucking Corey Taylor. Oh, man. That's a big one. And you can freestyle. You can rap. So.
Speaker: So it just depends, man. Like if I mean, shit, I don't I don't really have any music, but it's like we're going to Acapella. I'm trying to think of something to sing and now my mind is blank. OK. Wraps up about nonsensical nonsense so we can use it as an intro. Well, that's not an intro yet. No, man, we don't know. You got to do. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Just do a John Legend song real quick.
Speaker: Um, okay. He's going to, he's going to do it. If you do an intro right now, you're going to have to, you're going to have to record it and send it to me so I can, I am putting it down. I'm going to get you guys like an intro. Well, we, we didn't want to, we didn't want to seem presumptuous.
Speaker: No, I've flat out asked him before. He big times me from time to time. I'm too big for your little buddy, unsuccessful podcast. I'm working with Netflix, please.
Speaker: No, I'll get you guys something. You just got to let me know like what kind of intro you want. Do you want it to be like the stuff that I do or like? Whatever you want, brother. You have creative freedom. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks, Jeff. I do what I can. Okay. I'm still trying to think of the song. I forgot on the bed and now she's ready for you.
Speaker: I don't know if that was directed at you or me. I think she's talking about you. I'm going to assume that she's hoping about you. Here's hoping. But she said, yeah, Summer said basically what I said, the stuff that you do, what you do musically, where you're most comfortable, that's what you do for the intro. But your voice has to be in it. Absolutely.
Speaker: OK, look, this is this is it's very rare that that that I leave him speechless and he's been in a lot of my lives. But the fact that I just called him out to sing. I'm going to think of something to sing like I'm trying to pull up the words of something that I know so I can sing it. Do that. Do all of me. Oh, all of me. Yeah, I love that. I don't know. I don't know all the words.
Speaker: That's okay. I don't know all the words, but it's kind of like that, right? That's my wife and I song. I, that's why I asked for that one. Yeah. I want to look up the lyrics real quick. Yeah. Mom, turn on, turn on YouTube.
Speaker: Rock Lee's going to sing John Legend.
Speaker: I did not pay attention to this panel.
Speaker: My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine. You're crazy, now I'm out of mind. There we go. I get goosebumps here, dude. Holy shit. I got goosebumps. Awesome. Hell yeah. You hit that high note, my fuck fuck. I got goosebumps all over. That does it. Wait, what high note?
Speaker: My wife just called me gay, but I don't care. Your wife called you gay. My wife just goes, you're so gay. And I was like, shut up. This is looking awesome. Your wife just called you gay after you said that was your fault. I don't know if I can do that like super high part, though, like, because I don't know. Oh, kind of. Yeah, you can do it. I've actually you've done it before. Really? No, no, no, I did. Everybody knows.
Speaker: That one didn't have any high notes. Oh, yeah, you did, everyone. Yeah, that's right. Well, that's why I was like, crap, let me find something really quickly.
Speaker: Rocky and Summer both know that I'm a huge John Legend fan. Yeah, that's why I did it in the first place. Yeah, exactly. Summer is, wow. OK, well, good job, Rocky. You've done your point. We're no longer friends. Oh, man. Summer has signed off. She's watching the replay on loop.
Speaker: Easy for you, I can't sing a note.
Speaker: When I sing dogs in the neighborhood, fucking cover their ears. I feel like, unfortunately, Rocky's been in my lives when I've been drunk enough to start singing John Legend. Yes, and it's great. I think I have some clips. You know what? I can give you guys some clips. You gotta send me those clips, because they will go on TikTok tomorrow. They will go on fucking TikTok tomorrow. I have to search for them, but I know I have some.
Speaker: I have somewhere that was singing All of Me. That's what you were saying. You were singing All of Me. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to send me that clip. It will go on TikTok first thing. Zero editing. I will just throw it up. No edit. No intro. Nothing. Just go ahead and play it, please. Go ahead and play what, please? Round two. Here we all got. Summer said yes. Yeah. And Bubbles is... Everybody knows the ladies are... The ladies are...
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Now I'm just, I'm just chopped liver. Summer's like, uh, we are second fiddle here. We are second fiddle. All caps. Summer said, all caps sing. Everybody knows. I see, I wasn't going to put you on blast like that. I just wanted to share, I just wanted everybody to get a taste of what you can do. So I was going to, you know, you know, a little R and B. Well, we did say we were going to do a musical episode. Welcome to the musical episode.
Speaker: right fucking now since summer. Oh, you know, you know how she is. It gets harder every day, but I can't seem to shake the pain. I'm trying to find the words to say, please stay.
Speaker: It's written all over my face and I can't function the same when you're not here calling your name and no one's there. And I hope one day you'll see nobody has it easy. I still can't believe you found somebody new but I wish you the best I guess. There we go.
Speaker: Oh man, summer is waterfalls now.
Speaker: This is what I was gonna say. Any cheat on the podcast right now is just signed off to go do other things. You guys are silly. They're like, we'll be back. Yeah, look at the comments, brother. This is why Chris only has $10 ,000. I only have less than $2 ,000. Hey, $10 ,000 is good. I was like super happy when I hit $10 ,000. He didn't even realize.
Speaker: He's like he sent me a message like hey, by the way, I just hit 10 ,000 will be damn yeah I was like you prick I shake I check mine every day
Speaker: I didn't even realize it somebody actually told me one of one of the people that followed me They're like congrats on 10k and I was like, oh shit But now Like it was nothing I was like you fucking prick I would be dancing in the street. Yeah if I had 10k I was super happy too cuz it's like, you know, I mean I remember when you got banned brother and I was old and I was so upset with that every week and
Speaker: Damn, you're so stupid. Chris gets banned so many times that it's like, oh, it must be Tuesday. Well, and see, that's the problem. I caught a ban the first time on some bullshit, and they hit me with a permanent ban. It was my niece. What was your niece? Your niece reported me for nudity?
Speaker: I'll kill that bitch. I'm just kidding. There we go right there. Now the show's canceled. The thing is, one hater can literally ban block, say, you know, give out a warning for some because they don't like you personally and fuck up your whole thing because they want to be a Karen.
Speaker: Yeah. So that's the problem with TikTok. Yeah. Well, here's the problem. Here's the problem. I think what had happened with, you know, I got that initial band, that permanent band, uh, forever, forever in a day ago, and then they lifted it on some dumb shit. And then I, her niece was the one who pointed to you that you hadn't hit 10 K.
Speaker: Oh, was it your niece? Oh, well, there you go. You got to emphasize what you're talking about. It was, it was her niece. We were, when I was down there, she was, they wanted to, they wanted to follow me.
Speaker: I don't really do anything horrible or bad on TikTok. And I was like, okay, you'll follow me. And they're like, Oh, you got 10K. Oh my God. And I was like, Oh, I do. I'll be happy with 2K at this point, because I've been stuck at 1200 for like a month.
Speaker: I know, I'm a dumbass. Well, your comments are out, they're everywhere. But now, like when I go live on Facebook, the problem is, is because I went after a couple people, and I went after a couple people, and they know that I'm right, and they know that they, and two of those people are local. TikTok is to Chris what Twitter is to Jeff. Yeah. Well, no, I don't generally go after people. If I go after somebody, it's for a reason. It's for a particular reason, and I know I'm in the right.
Speaker: Right. I literally go full political on Twitter, which is why I stay off on fucking Twitter. But I went after a certain person who is a complete scam artist and a fraud and has over a million followers and
Speaker: Uh, they live about an hour and a half from me and I went up to them and I went after a couple of their scumbags and now that, and then as soon as I did, they got all their followers and this and the other thing. So when I do go live, they report me for stupid shit that does not happen. So right now I'm, I'm, I'm on a, on a three month ban on Tik TOK for illegal activities and, uh, regulated goods.
Speaker: Yeah, and I'm like which is literally Chris sitting around drinking beer and Shooting the shit and basically the podcast I've I've literally You I've seen where if you report somebody on tick -tock you get you go to report and it has all these different options and then of course, it's anonymous and
Speaker: So literally be like, I don't like this motherfucker. I'm going to, I'm going to get him blocked. So you, you pick any one of the 40 things that you can choose from and they get blocked right away because tick tock doesn't check it. They just go. Okay. And like I got, I got one of my videos got blocked because I had a knife in my hand because it was part of the joke.
Speaker: I did it. Rock Lee, I'm sure you've seen Crocodile Dundee. Yeah. Okay. That's not a knife scene. I did that. And I said that's not a knife and I pull out a kitchen knife that I have in my house.
Speaker: Oh, they reported you for, like, dangerous or weapons or something? Yeah, exactly. And I was like, really? And I literally sent a message too ticker. Did anybody actually watch the video? If you watch the video, you realize it was a fucking joke. 45 minutes later, the video is back up.
Speaker: Yeah, but it's just TikTok is on a whole other level of fuckery right now. And like I said, you know, unfortunately I've gone after a couple of people. I mean, to the point where, like I said, the person who's up here who has over a million followers and just a complete fate and fraud and scam artists, this and the other thing. I called him out in a video and then her
Speaker: Meth -headed husband was like, oh you're only an hour and a half away. Well, it's fucking me. Let's fucking me and I'll Send you my address I was like you you think you're a bear so he's not afraid of another human I will fight a bear I think you can take a bear
Speaker: And I just want to watch. I just want to watch. I think it'd be hilarious. No, no. I'll stand by. I'll be your security on that one. A kangaroo. He also was fighting kangaroo. That might be fun, though, because I hear that. I think that would be hilarious. Yeah. See, Rocky's Rocky's team click, man. We can. But but I'm very specific. I believe Chris could do it, but I want to be there. I want to film it because you want to talk about video. Yeah.
Speaker: Because I have been very specific about this type of bear. I wasn't very entertaining.
Speaker: I'll stand by with the tranquilizer shots just in case. For Chris? Just in case. I'm sure I won't need him, but just in case. Not for the kangaroo, just for Chris. Chris, if he gets too ready to shoot Chris, not the kangaroo. Chris, he's down. Chill out. Chill out. It's over. This is for the animals. This is for the animal safety. But I've been very specific on the type of bear that I think I can fight.
Speaker: I don't want to fight a grizzly bear. I don't want to fight a polar bear I don't want to you know, I want to I think I can take a black bear because the male black bear Only gets to about 5 8 5 9 and about 200 to 250 pounds Which means you got 20 pounds on him and 12 inches Wait a minute. She's paying me to shoot you for $500 Hey
Speaker: Now that's another video I want to be on. I could just picture that scene with Will Ferrell getting shot with a tranq gun. I just need to make sure that he's safe summer. So with all due respect, I'm going to have to decline that offer.
Speaker: Summer, I'll do it. I'll take the money. I'll take the money. I love Chris like a brother, but I'll shoot his ass with no problem. I won't even close my eyes. He's got to take out the bear first. I'll shoot the bear next. If you shoot me, you better hope that tranquilizer takes effect before I can get my hands on you.
Speaker: Well, I don't have to outrun you. I just have to outrun the time of the tranquilizer. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Hey, and actually running is only going to speed that up. It's going to go through your blood quick. No, I wouldn't run. I'd be like, yeah, come on, Chris. Chase me. That's right. Oh, shit. Oh, he fell on his face, folks. Look at that. I would videotape it, shoot, and run. Oh, man, that would be a great episode right there.
Speaker: First of all, y 'all see me, I don't run. Yeah. Chris has hurt me, push a car and come back to the podcast going. Yeah. I've heard Jeff walk down three stairs and do that.
Speaker: Well, Summer said, I'll fuck off Rocky. So she's, she's apparently, she's used you for what she's needed. She's got that's what they do. That's what they do. And now she's on team Jeff. So you sent me that check summer. I'm ready to go. You know what? You know what?
Speaker: You know what? We hit 250 ,000 subscribers. I'll let Jeff shoot me with a tranq gun. There you go. We'll do it next to my pool. We have to make this happen. You gotta share it, Summer. Put it out there so you can get your words. And for free! She doesn't want people to know. She's like my wife. She doesn't want people to know she's married or marrying one of these idiots.
Speaker: Well, your wife was full on supportive earlier tonight. I can't believe I'm sitting in my hotel room listening to this. Why aren't you in the hotel room, pops? That's because he's in North Carolina. Good on North Carolina.
Speaker: The reason why I know he's in North Carolina is he was literally he put a picture on Facebook With him in front of North Carolina sign in the North Carolina side you have to read backwards because he can't flip his fucking camera And I literally almost sent a message going turn your fucking camera around Demi I didn't know they were Georgia
Speaker: You know, I say that I say that because earlier I was listening to one of my one of the podcasts that I listened to and they they had brought up Ray Charles the street the streak or Ray Stevens Ray Stevens the streak. Yeah, I love that song.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I know. I just failed. I failed at life. I'm going to end it all right now as we speak. It's been it's been a good run, guys. You know, but I've come to the end of my road. I can see the light. Oh, wait, that's that's dark. Wait, wait, wait. So I have a question now for you guys. When is the wedding taking place? Like when it when is it all up to me?
Speaker: You didn't say, we didn't say you were allowed to ask questions. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. I just, I had a question. He said, what? I figured I asked. Jeff, are we taking, Jeff, are we taking questions tonight? I don't know. I have to move inside because it's starting to rain. Oh, Jesus. Am I on camera still? Um, yeah. Um, okay. I think the wedding, the wedding is going to be 2023. Okay.
Speaker: So well, Somerset, you guys got time. I got a fried chicken. I'll bear back chicken. He's a damn guest. Okay. I'm sorry. That was okay. I was just curious, man. So you got, so you got two years of playing your vacation down to Florida. Oh, that's easy, man. I'll definitely be there. Yeah. Well, you know, you're invited, man. I told summer that you could be the DJ.
Speaker: That sounds fun, too. Yeah, I'll come down there and I'll DJ it up. Yeah, I got you guys done, right? Yeah, there you go. You can be the DJ slash wedding singer. Wait, you have to move? Where are you guys moving? Oh, come on. Yeah, she's moving up here. He can't be nice. Why can't he be the DJ? Oh, yeah, because we're not having like a
Speaker: It'll be on the beach. Oh, okay. I mean, you can go back to the condo and play music. Yeah, I got you there. I had to fry some chicken. She, she unfortunately, unfortunately she has to move because I'm a bad guy. I was going to say, uh, who decided on moving to Ohio? I mean,
Speaker: I've lived in Ohio. It's not that great. I like Ohio. I went down there a couple, well, jeez, like five or six years ago. It was cool. Ohio is cool to a certain degree. If you're a sports fan, Ohio is awesome. We do have some pretty cool hiking areas, trails, historical areas, just that and the other thing. But outside of that, Ohio sucks. Big deal. I'm talking day to day. Yeah, day to day, Ohio sucks.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I unfortunately had to move back to Ohio because my, I don't even know what I can or can't say in this stitch. Let's just say, Chris has responsibilities to children.
Speaker: Gotcha. Gotcha. He was from up here and he's got, and he's got two kids and he didn't want to be down in South Carolina away from him. So they were coming home and I didn't want to be 12 hours away from exactly. And I didn't want to be, I didn't want to only see them on summer vacation or spring break or the semi other thing. So I had to move back home to Ohio, which, you know, it is what it is. My kids are more important than anything else. So I'm here and you know.
Speaker: I'm doing things that I've never done before, being here living on my own, which is weird, being almost 40 and to say that I've never lived by myself and now I am. I hear that, man. I did that at 20. 21. I think I graduated when I was 15 years old from high school and I was in college at barely 15 and a half.
Speaker: Yeah, that just explains one thing that broccoli you're way smarter than Chris and I combined. It's like who's what? I was the only reason I graduated high school because I went to the church. Well, actually, the only graduate. Really? Yeah, we both went to the Career Center. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's how Chris and I met. We actually both did building trades at the Career Center for two years and
Speaker: We were like peas in a pod, which is funny because if you put Chris and I next to each other, I come up to like Chris's belly button. But we both did billing trades and the only reason I graduated is because the social studies teacher
Speaker: We had a mixed class with, I wanna say secretarial. And the secretarial girl that the teacher passed me with, she was deathly afraid of doing a speech in front of people. So the teacher said, look, she does the research, you do the talking. And you'll both pass. And I was like, I'm in. That was super easy.
Speaker: Yeah, literally, I mean, she wrote down note cards and everything and I was like, I got this. So nothing except show up. Believe it or not, I have I have my associate's degree and child psychology of all things. Oh, calling you more often. Actually, in all honesty, that really doesn't surprise me knowing you. I do know and you like I do. That really does not surprise me at all that that you have a degree in child psychology.
Speaker: It's like, I never wanted to do it though. I was just like so determined to do something. You know, you're this kid who graduates early. Well, you kind of want to have something fall back on your shoulder. Yeah. You're like, Oh, okay. You know what? I'm going to do this to prove a point, you know, and, uh, and never worked out. He's also a little dude too. So, you know, he's got that mentality. Wait a little dude. I'm five nine. Five nine.
Speaker: Oh, see, I'm 5 '2". I have a Napoleonic complex like you read about. Oh, yeah, I know. Trust me, baby, I know. I got you. Of course, I got you. She needs you to talk to her. Actually, you, you can sit down and you can sit down and talk to talk to all four of our psychotic kids. Yeah, no kidding, right? We have we have three of the four. I have
Speaker: We have three of the four that are on the verge of becoming zero. Yeah, we've talked about that. Well, I have one. I have one that literally you ask her a question about anything. She goes dead silent and stares at you like she's like, ask me again, fucker, I'll kill you. Yeah, that's that's trippy. Yeah, she freaks me out. Especially if she's done something wrong. She's done something wrong. Taller than Jeff. I'm five eight. I'm taller than you, Jeff.
Speaker: so so far I'm hanging I'm hanging tight uh at least top two um and height so far yeah which doesn't say much I'll stay right there I'm good with that all right well Rocky Rocky I did want to ask you a question and I think I know the answer to it but I'm not 100 sure I know you're a nerd you're a different type of nerd than I am where
Speaker: Where does the Rock Lee name come from? When I was a kid, I was...
Speaker: my mom when I was like three years old my mom parked we lived out in Seattle Washington and we lived on this huge property that was covered with a bunch of rocks like big stones and carved out and stuff like that and I had a fascination with them when I was small so um long story short I ended up busting my mom's windshield like six times in one year because I like the way
Speaker: to throw the rock at the glass and watch it break so she started calling me little rocky like keep him away from the rocks little rocky over there okay and that's how i got rock and so it just from you know from that age up everyone in my family and friends and stuff just called me rock and it just kind of kept going and my last name's lee so that's the only reason it came about yeah so i was way off base i thought it was some kind of weird anime thing
Speaker: no it's not and i've been told that so many times before i actually had no idea who it was until like i think like halfway through where i'm at right now and followers where i was like fucking who is rock lee and i went and i looked and i was like oh okay he's anime dude okay so that's that's automatically two strikes against me because i thought you were a fan of anime
Speaker: I've heard other people reference Rock Lee with their anime and I'm like I don't because I used to watch anime back in the day like I've never watched it once you know Yeah, you know I'm also pushing 40 so back when anime was good before it became garbage. Well the only stuff I ever watched was like I
Speaker: dragon ball z and uh my wife loves that shit my wife almost got me watching it last night and then we've realized so like pokemon when i was really small but not really
Speaker: I like like old cartoons and stuff like that. Like, to be honest with you, I'm an old -school head when it comes to what I watch on TV. I don't like what's on TV now. So I like, like, King of the Hill. Like, stuff like that. I don't care. I'll watch it over and over again. I can roll with King of the Hill. And of course, Family Guy. Oh, yeah. And I love me some Rick and Morty. Stop it. Stop, Jeff. Yes. Rick and Morty is cool. Have you seen the show Big Mouth? I haven't. Oh my gosh.
Speaker: Totally whether it's on Netflix check out big mouth. It's cartoon, but it's it's basically It's hard to explain but check out big mouth it is it is basically Rick and Morty and
Speaker: a little bit less subtle. Yeah, it's worth it. Oh, Rick and Morty, I get 100%. Yeah. Summer in the chest still talking about our psycho kids. She said that Parker he has nosebleeds and plays with the blood. He also speaks like a demon, which yeah, he does, which is weird.
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? Like, can you elaborate? Like, what do you mean? Like, like, he'll be, he'll, he'll be talking and he'll be just whatever random bullshit story. And this is how I made it through that old bitches English class. Jeff, you, you, you,
Speaker: that's great. Yeah. I kind of want to try that. I kind of want to try that like now. Like I want to
Speaker: It's time for another one. Use your real voice and just gradually bring it down.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not going to I'm not going to insult you by trying to mimic your real voice, but you know, just do that. It's kind of hard, but it gives me like unique things, too. Like you were talking about a family guy. Hey, hey, hey, it's going to be around. So it's like it's super like it's cool because I get to do like little impersonations from time to time, like just because of how versatile I can move it. Like I'm I'm terrible at impersonations.
Speaker: You can see what yeah, I don't do impersonations. Yeah, but she also said that Parker sticks rocks up his nose and can Oh But my son he collects rocks. So yeah, my kid collects rocks like but it's Like not like they're pretty rocks. It's just he found a rock so he wants to keep it and I'm like really And every time I turn around I find like 40 rocks in the room and I'm like, what are all these rocks? Oh, they're my collection. I'm like, oh
Speaker: I liked collecting like those super smooth like stones and stuff like random rocks that are in the in the garden that they all they're all the same color they're they're all white rocks that are they have like a drainage they have a drainage thing here and it filled rocks and he'll grab like 10 of them like I'm gonna keep these I'm like why they're all the same right
Speaker: Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll have you out to Cancun. You can analyze my kids and I can just sit back and go see. I wasn't crazy. They are. I can do it. It was one thing, man. Like some of it in school, it was crazy. The situations that they put you in for like, um, what are they called? Uh, clinicals where you actually have to sit down and talk to like kids.
Speaker: man it's so it's fucked up man it fucked me up like even now like to date one of the worst things I took away from that class is that I overanalyze shit so it's like super small stuff like hey I got this amount of work to do today but I also have the show at Glick what do I need to do I gotta download this thing wait but I gotta do this and the clients like it's all over it's it's dumb
Speaker: I definitely overanalyze as well. It's like having ADHD without having ADHD.
Speaker: It's like, which is one of the things when I miss, you know, yeah. One of the things when I messaged you and I was like, Hey man, we want to have you on the show. Um, let's get your schedule. And they're like, well, I got this client. It's going to be, don't worry about it. Cause I got vacation coming up. We'll figure it out when, uh, when we get there. So yeah, it worked out crazy, man. I'm so glad, man. It was really fun. I'm glad to be here. Chad. Now I just wish I would have bought some beer.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I'm kind of disappointed in you. I mean, you act like the first thing because of peer pressure from Chris. I I've been drinking on the podcast lately. It's the only time I drink. I don't know who this Chris guy is, but he sounds like a real asshole. It sounds like Luke would never peer pressure his friends to
Speaker: Yeah. Go pick up a 12 pack. I still have work to do tonight, but I mean, I could have had a beer or two. I mean, I'm working right now and I'm, I'm still drinking.
Speaker: It's not the big game. It's the tongue game. Someone said, I need the. So, Jeff, just because Jeff can't see the comments. Yeah. Chris is all right. He can sling that dick. I need like one of those. Not far. Not far. Not even across the room. He got a couple of inches to spare.
Speaker: Yeah. TPG. TPG all day. All day. All day. Hey, man. Look, I ain't never hit the fact. I ain't never hit the fact. I got a little dick. But as as as Liam Neesom said and taken, I have a particular set of skills. Set of skills. I knew you were going to say that. I didn't do it. My wife will will will will will contest to the fact that I'm not necessarily the smallest guy in the world, but I do have a particular set of skills.
Speaker: Yeah. It comes to other things. Right. Yeah. I had that. Summer. But it all comes down to the Napoleonic complex. I'm a small guy, so I got to surprise him somehow. Yeah. That's how you do it, man. Summer said I'll be here all night. She also said, Jeff, it takes you 45 minutes to get her off. Oh, please.
Speaker: Rocky, so speaking of relationship, Rocky, are you in a relationship? I am, I am, I am accounted for, I am taken. Are you still with the same girl you've been with for a little while or? Long time, her name is Sarah. Yeah, I've been with her for close to four years now, five years. Four years, huh?
Speaker: And he got Netflix money. You got to do something with it. You're engaged. What's going on? You're playing in the wedding. Oh, no, no, no, no. So we we got engaged. We got engaged like two years ago. OK. And the reason why we haven't we haven't gotten married actually yet is because she wants to do this really, really like special thing in Hawaii. And it's kind of hard to pay and then coronavirus hit. And so it's like we get pushing it out further and further and further, you know.
Speaker: I'm telling you, there's that guy's house in Britain. And she's so like the Millennium Falcon, just storm the gates and take over. That's the way she wants it. That's the way she wants her wedding. So I'm like, OK, so we're going to do it the way she wants. And it doesn't matter how long it is. You know, we'll just wait. But I got the ring and everything. We're all good. So what I'm hearing is you're I'm not the only one dragging my feet. Oh, no, I'm not dragging my feet. I'm ready. I mean, shit.
Speaker: No, I'm not dragging my feet either. I'm I'm I'm I'm and I'm ready but No, I as I said, I should contest to one thing Chris was ready a month if not three months before He asked because I was the first one he told and I was like, are you fucking serious? I gotta keep this secret for how long?
Speaker: I was going to do it back in February. Yeah. Summer's in patience. You know, I wasn't able to do it. Well, yeah, because I bought the ring, which actually at the end of the day worked out better because I got a much nicer ring and and whatnot. But I was going to ask her in February when she came out to visit, but then the weather fucked our plans up and she was actually able to be up here for like a day and a half. And
Speaker: Then, you know, like I said, at the end of the day, I was able to get a, as Summer said, way better ring. Yeah. And if anybody hasn't seen it, you haven't been on her Facebook and like forever because good God, I've seen that ring more than I see my own face. How do I look 40?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. What is that? So, yeah. Cameron asked, how old you were? You look 20 but 40 at the same time, which doesn't. No, I guess it's a wild guess. It's the beard. Oh, yeah. Everyone says that. It's the beard, but you don't have no gray or anything like that. Calm down, brothers. It's barely a baby. I got a Sharpie in there and some white out. Don't.
Speaker: No man, embrace your gray. No, embrace the gray. No, I'm waiting for my gray. As older gentlemen, the best advice we can give you is embrace the gray no matter what because you'll never be able to keep up in the first place. You're wrong, Summer.
Speaker: I'm actually always been curious about that. I'm gonna call it 30. Based on the fact that I've seen your videos but I can't see you now because I'm staring at the back of my phone. Wait, you're not, you can't see? No, I can't see nothing.
Speaker: No. Okay. So, so let me, let me, uh, explain Jeff's situation. I don't think we ever really explained this. Jeff's front facing camera is broke. So for some reason, all of a sudden it just stopped working one day. So I literally stare at the back of my phone, which, which, uh, no, you really are. You're only 26.
Speaker: Holy shit. So that makes that makes your musical influences that much more impressive.
Speaker: Yeah, considering you were like born in the 90s. Yeah, 97, 97. But there's just like, I don't know, my mom, like growing up, my mom would listen to older stuff and stuff that she listened to I liked. I didn't like the new stuff that was out. It was just a personal preference, you know.
Speaker: Well, I was telling Chris a couple of episodes ago that, like, my parents, I grew up listening to The Beatles and The Beach Boys and stuff like that, because that's what my parents listened to, and 80s Country, because, you know, it was the 80s, and that's, my dad had a rule that whoever's driving controls the radio, which apparently changed when I got my license. He's like, if I'm in the car, I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: So I'm curious, Rocky, because Summer, you're not the only one, but go take your shower. What'd you say, Glick? She's sorry now. Yeah, you freaking cradle robber. The hand that rocks the cradle rocks the world. We're going to have a conversation. Get her. Get her, Glick.
Speaker: I don't know. I really don't know how I should feel right now in all honesty. Should I be mad? Should I be angry? Should I be impressed?
Speaker: Rocky, Rocky and I had a whole thing. And then she kind of broke that up. And now she's doing this. No, no, no, no, no, no. And now she's doing this. No. Just Glitch, she will never break this up. We're good. OK, it's solid. Yeah. Christy's trading you in for a younger model. That's what she's doing. It's solid. A younger smaller model. Like people do with cars. Wait, what was your question, Glitch?
Speaker: Who was my question? Oh, yeah. So you said something that earlier that I had no idea. And I don't think that this has ever come up. You said you like older country music. Yeah, I do. I listen to Luke Bryan mainly.
Speaker: It's our alternate personality, isn't it? Another one? I'm punching Trisha in the throat, just so Trisha knows.
Speaker: So when I say country music though I listen to like a Wide variety of stuff. It's not it's to be honest with you. It's my least favorite genre. I
Speaker: But it's also like, yeah, but it's something that I want to follow it. You know, like with hip hop, I understood it because it was my surroundings. Right. It's like what I grew up around. And then it's like when it came to pop and EDM and stuff like that. Again, it's what I was surrounded by. Everyone was listening to it. Country music. I never lived in the country. So I'm still trying to find the love for it. And I found a few songs that just like really talk to me, especially when I'm drinking.
Speaker: I'm not going to hate on Luke Bryan, 100 % Luke Bryan. No, I'm not either. He's a big country, but he does have some really catchy songs. He's actually got a couple of really good songs. But when you said you listened to the whole country, I was thinking, like Jeff said, like George Strait, Garth Brooks. Well, obviously Garth Brooks. If you ain't listened to Garth Brooks, you ain't heard the country yet.
Speaker: I got some songs for drinking
Speaker: Wait, you cut out a little bit. What'd you say? Yeah, you glitched. The thing that's been killing me all night, the thing that's been killing me all night is behind you, your studio. Yeah. Your checkered background is the cover of Garth Brooks. I think it was Garth Brooks in Peace's album. Oh, really? Yeah. If you, I'm 100, I'm almost positive. And actually, I'm going to look it up real quick. He's going to look it up.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Garth Brooks is one of my favorite country musicians. I know every Garth Brooks song. I know every album. I know probably every song. Shameless is one of my best songs. I love that song. I know every word to every Garth Brooks song. It's sad. Being from Ohio and bringing from the area that Chris and I are from, it's ingrained in our blood to like Garth Brooks.
Speaker: It's not so much a grade in our blood. It's just that in that era, when we was growing up, when we was kids, he was everywhere. Huge. He was literally everywhere. Yeah. And I will. Oh, I will punch you dead in the mouth, Pops. Yeah. Don't pop. Don't fuck with Dark Brooks. That ain't cool.
Speaker: It's not Darth Brooks. It's Garth Brooks. It's just Garth Brooks. Calm down. Jesus Christ. I just mentioned it with the Darth Vader helmet on it. She said that. I did it. Darth Brooks comes out and he's like, William et al. No, Family Guy did an episode where
Speaker: All of a sudden, they go, Lois introduces, she goes, Darth Twitty, Conway 20, but he's got the Darth Vader helmet on. Wow. Conway Twitty's another one of my favorites. Yeah. Can't turn him down either.
Speaker: Hey, man. So there was like a few people that I know, like I'll listen to their music and it's just like it's I want that connection. It's it's weird, but it's like I want that connection. I want to relate to the song as much as I can. Yeah. So it's like trying to find that it's hard. So I'm actually I've been actively looking for more country musicians to listen to. You're talking to the two right guys to find good country music from from the 70s or the 60s.
Speaker: the eighties and nineties. I mean, Kenny, what's his name? Uh, Clay Walker. No, what's his name? The, the big, big guy always wears black. Um,
Speaker: It did, uh, it did, uh, uh, no, not Johnny Cash. Oh yeah. Johnny Cash, man. Johnny Cash has got some great songs. He was on the apprentice. What's his name? Um, I don't know. I don't watch reality shows. Trace Atkins. Trace Atkins. Yes. Trace Atkins. Anything. Trace Atkins. Great. Every light in the house is on one of the greatest songs ever.
Speaker: I'm just going to need you guys to put this on the calendar. I'm punching pops in the mouth for his Garth Brooks comment. What did he say?
Speaker: I don't know. When are you going to be back from Savannah? Yeah, there's no shit. That's that's that's a reason it can't cancel right there, pops. Jesus Christ. You don't fuck with Mr. Brooks. That guy's awesome. Somerset Conway was a dirty man. Conway Twitty was a Kanye Twitty? No. Kanye Twitty.
Speaker: Conway, 20, 20, 20. Conway, 20. He said on the 22nd. So what time? What is the 22nd? It's a Sunday. It's a Sunday noon. Going live on noon. We're going to have to do it on the 25th.
Speaker: There you go. Twenty -six. Which is a Wednesday, so we can do it live on the podcast. Put that on the podcast. Glitch punches his old man in the mouth. For sure. We're going to promote it like a WWE match. In this corner, way more. They both do promo videos. Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday. Glitch versus the old man.
Speaker: We did an episode a while back, Rock Lee, that pops us talking to Chris about, hey, he's mentioned in the comments, hey, where's my fucking, what was it, bourbon? Yeah, bourbon. He was asking where his bourbon was because Chris had just gotten back from seeing summer.
Speaker: And I was like, motherfucker, you are two blocks away. Get your ass over there and go pick it up your fucking self. And the motherfucker showed up. It was hilarious. And then him and Chris, we finished the podcast and then him and Chris proceeded to go live for another three hours. Fan grilling out about Blacktop Mojo the entire time.
Speaker: If there's one thing that, what's going on, Holland? If there's one thing my pops and I enjoy doing together, it's drinking and sitting around bullshitting. Like some of the best times is me and my pops just getting fucking drunk, hanging out and just bullshitting and having fun. And yeah, they showed up. I was in here talking shit.
Speaker: And they showed up, and the great thing about my mic is that I can leave the room. It picks up everything. And it picks up everything. So there was a knock at my door. Now granted, about a year ago, I almost shot my old man because he showed up at like one o 'clock in the morning, beating up my goddamn door. I felt like he was a damn police. Wow. And I was like... Oh, dude, I had that happen too.
Speaker: Yeah, I was live. I was I was live. And I was like, oh, shit, somebody's beating on my fucking door. And I was like, all right, well, it's about to go down, you know, so I I grabbed my gun and I went up the door and I was like, what the fuck? And I looked out the window because me being as tall as I am, I can just look out the window. I don't have to stretch or anything. And I'm looking at there's nobody there. And as I open the door,
Speaker: I, I chamber the gun and I opened the door and he was like, he was all drunk. I almost, I almost fucking shot you. It was him and it was him and my mom.
Speaker: And then they came in and he was talking. He's like, you won't go shoot nobody, blah, blah, blah. The gun ain't even loaded. And I turn up the clip out and pop the bull. He's like, oh shit. But they literally went live after we finished the podcast and literally fangirled out like two teenagers watching Justin Bieber. And fangirled out so hard.
Speaker: that I thought they were going to start jerking each other off going, Oh, he's. Well, well, first of all, Jeff, we're not in the same category as we learned Wednesday night that you would bang your sister if she was hot step sister. No, you said, well, and then tonight you said, and then tonight you said maybe about your sister being like, no, that is a dog, please.
Speaker: Maybe as in as a as a throwaway
Speaker: No, you said maybe I would bang my sister. I'm just saying, I've seen those videos. You say that you would bang your sister if she was hot. You also said in the same sentence that your sister is a hideous
Speaker: I never said that. So you got both of them. So let me ask you a question, Jeff. Have you banged your sister? No, I have not. Why? Because she's an hideous girl. No, I wouldn't even cross my mind. No, my point is, Rockly, chime in on this.
Speaker: We did a hometown stories summer does hometown stories on the podcast where she tells a story and she told a story about a Family across the road that Mom divorced dad found a new guy and then the two step kids started dating and dated all through high school now as
Speaker: If you are 14 years old and a hot 14 year old girl starts living in your house. Are you are you down to clown? That's my step sister. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out. But like not day one. Time out. Yeah. Hold on. Time out. Mm hmm. Holland is on Facebook. OK.
Speaker: That don't make it any better, Holland. Oh my God. Okay, she, Holland, from Kevin's show. Yeah. She said she wanted to have sex with her cousin. Yeah, that's not any better. Her sister, step -sister, nah, third cousin. Oh, I'm sorry, third cousin. That's still blood related.
Speaker: Don't have sex with your fucking family, people. I'm just saying, my point is, step sister. No, I'm talking, she looks like, you know, 92 Halle Berry. She walks in her house. And she's like, what's up? I want to suck that dick. Are you going to let her? I will pass. There are so many.
Speaker: fucking females in this world like to worry about this one like this one in my house holland you're not helping your case any you guys are denial holland holland said i didn't and wouldn't but her cousin was hot so i mean basically if her cousin walked in the house and was like i got this dick here and it's not gonna fucking ride itself
Speaker: You are the chick, Kevin. You are the chick, Jeff. Jeff has no morals or statement. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. And I live this situation. I have a stepsister. Well, see, that's the difference. I've never had a stepsister. My parents have been together since the 70s. All I'm saying is I can tell what your browser history looks like.
Speaker: Trust me. It's gotten worse lately because of my TikTok trend that I started. It's gotten worse lately because he went to a porn site and clicked the gay and transsexual by accident on purpose. No, I started this thing on TikTok. It's like things not to look up on Google Assistant when your parents are around.
Speaker: And of course I find the most fucked up thing you can think of. Like the new one that I just posted is Spider -Man That Ho. And Spider -Man That Ho basically translates to, you finish in your hand and throw it at her face. Which I find hilarious. Holland wants to call in and explain herself.
Speaker: I'm curious. Don't fuck your family, people. This is a PSA. I mean, that's still blood related. I don't care if it's third, fourth or fifth cousin. That's still remotely blood related.
Speaker: Trust me, he does. Trust me, we've been here long enough. We've seen enough episodes. Trust me, Jeff is the one that gets fucked in their relationship. Jeff isn't fucking anybody. I beg to differ. I got a brand new mattress. Jeff is the guy that was like, I am so glad Glick told Alexa to order me a 24 inch black belt.
Speaker: Man, you'll be surprised, too. It's like, I mean, even on my fucking TikTok, like I've had to I've had to go through so much to separate, like separate broccoli from like my personal shit just because like people are insane, dude, like they felt like I got like three calls like I'm like all my people found my number somehow. People showed up at my old house that I just moved from. Like, yeah, that's fucked up.
Speaker: I wish I had like fans that were well, I know I was like, why can't we have fans like that? Not that I want people to show up at my house, but it wasn't cool. It was like 12 o 'clock at night. No, that's creepy. That was that was creepy. It was. Yeah. It was a big reason why I needed to move out of there. It was it was crazy. I mean, that's fucked up. I'm engaged to one of those fans.
Speaker: Dude, I was like almost sleep. And then I just I hear something in the backyard. And I'm like, wait, like what's going on? It's how you look out the window or my fucking backyard, bro. And so that's a good way to shot time. I didn't have my gun. Like at the time I didn't have. So I was like, fuck, what am I going to use? Second Amendment holder right away. You're like, yeah. Yeah. Don't you don't you you about to not be engaged? I'm happily engaged to one of my biggest fans.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, it's like, I mean, it's one thing to show up at like noon on a Wednesday.
Speaker: So stop it with your nonsense. If there's any place to put nonsense, this is the place. You know, you invited me to your, I did invite you to my house and Satan showed up after I left. I invited the shit out of you to my house and it was a nice one.
Speaker: That's the one good thing I mean if we ever get really big which From my mouth to God's ears I have a gate that
Speaker: It's anti -scaling. You can't get in without a key. I'm telling you, man, it was really, really bad. And, you know, my lady was there, you know, I don't know. I didn't like that shit like them showing up. That's why I went through so much shit like to separate. It's like, yeah, I care about all the fans and stuff like that. But it's a whole nother level to like do stalking like you. As you know, I have two separate Facebook's, right?
Speaker: Yeah, so I only promote my my public Facebook the one right all the fans and stuff can go and look at and someone messaged me on on the This on broccoli Facebook. It was like hey someone's impersonating you like I found their page or impersonating you I'm like, who is it? Like who's impersonating me? Facebook
Speaker: holy shit I was like dude why would you sit like they went to repeat what you have to be just search the interwebs to find I mean
Speaker: I don't know if I would really like to have fans like that. I'd like to have fans. I don't know what I would do if I had fans like that.
Speaker: It's crazy. Yeah, you don't have to go throat cut on me. Trust me, I'm on your team. No, and that's the thing. Like, and that's where I can I, you know, I struggled for a long time with, you know, having the, you know, we'll say for TikTok, for instance, because that's where a lot of people know me from. You know, you have the TikTok personality, you have the Glick show.
Speaker: And then outside of that, you had me as a person. Yeah, which is two totally different things. Yeah. And I didn't put a lot of my personal information out there. You know, I had separate pages, is that the other thing? And the same thing with like, even now, you know, at first I was hesitant. Well, I don't think your comment.
Speaker: Hollen's on Facebook. I don't think you're commenting on HAPS.
Speaker: I put, well, no, and that's what I'm saying. Like when we first started doing this, I struggled for a long time to actually share it onto my personal page. I struggled for a minute, you know, for a while on actually inviting like family and, and real life friends and stuff to the nonsensical nonsense Facebook page. But at the same time, I went, everybody listened. Yeah. But then I was like, okay, well, you know, I want to,
Speaker: i can't keep this a secret forever you know eventually it's gonna come out so then i started you know sharing a little bit more and then in the like summer said i put it on snappy chatty i do i usually i'll make a snapchat video at the beginning of the show
Speaker: And I'll put it out there because I want people to come in here because at the end of the day You know, it might not be the greatest podcast in the world. It might not be the greatest thing or Listen to but I have fun and I enjoy it and you know if if I share it out there maybe One maybe one person will like what I do. Yeah The same way When we when we first started it, you know unfortunately
Speaker: Am stuck in a not stuff, but I'm in a country where I don't have a whole lot of friends that speak English so like my day My normal day is I talked to Chris I talked to my wife and I talked to my kids I don't really talk to anybody else in general I
Speaker: And when I do, I have to do it Spanish and my Spanish is terrible after 20 years. And 90 % of the time I'm just like, Oh, I don't care. And, and this is the podcast as great as it would be for it to be super successful and, you know, get a hundred million fans or whatever. I'm not really worried about that because it's, it's more of a release.
Speaker: Where the stresses of the week and the stresses of the day just melt away for the the two hours or God knows how long we go. It's it's something That's really helped helped me and I know it's helped Chris both of us mentally as well as as our friendship is Grown and and it's something that we we enjoy doing and
Speaker: It's almost like a godsend for us. That's what I like to do too, because doing the music is my outlet. When I start singing or when I start making something that's crazy, I just came back. I flew down to Tijuana.
Speaker: and i actually was recording like some guitar players and live maracas and things like that because next song i'm i'm remixing is Havana um by Camila something yeah i know that song yeah that song was all over the place when it first came out yeah so i went down there and i like i got some authentic stuff kind of going on i got some people like chanting it was really cool but
Speaker: I mean, that is my release, like creating like different types of stuff that other people can like vibe to. That's nice. That's great. No, 100%. And, you know, 10 almost almost 10 years ago, I started doing live streaming. And I started on Summer Union to stop with. What's she saying?
Speaker: She said her release is your singing voice. I don't say that. No, Summer said that. She said that her release is your singing voice. No, I didn't see it. I don't see it on my little chat thing. So as Jeff and I talked a couple of weeks back,
Speaker: You know, I deal with a lot of, I suffer and I, and I fight through daily with like depression and anxiety and this and the other thing. So I started live streaming on Ustream almost 10 years ago. And I found that to be my release. So I went from Ustream to Periscope. And then, you know, I, I kind of reached my point on Periscope where.
Speaker: much like TikTok, I don't put my political and this, that and the other thing beliefs out there and I don't go after people. So, you know, I reached, I reached that kind of end of the road on Periscope and then I discovered TikTok and, and then I started going on TikTok and that was my release. That was where I could go and, and, and for, you know, however long I decided to go live, I could just,
Speaker: You get out there and I don't have many friends in real life. You know, yeah, I don't know because I, because I've closed so many people out and I've shut so many people out. So, uh, me though, I'm a real one. Yeah. But, um, so, you know, even this, this podcast, when Jeff and I, Jeff and I had been friends for close to 25 years and we, we, we talk on and off and we bullshit the whole lifetime.
Speaker: Yeah, probably before you was born. Oh, no, no, it is. It is before I was born. That's 25 years. Yeah. So that's more. That's, that's, that's a long time. Well, we met in what, 94, 95, something like that. Yeah. Like 95, 96, something like that is when, because I was already at the career center and you came to visit the career center when you and I met. Right. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: You know, so this is my release. This is my, my outlet. Right. And, and I can come on here and I can have fun and I can dick around and joke around, you know,
Speaker: And constantly pass my balls. I mean, you make it really easy. There's a lot of softballs that get thrown around from both ends. Yeah. So we all have our own. And like me, I'm a music. I'm a huge, I'm a music guy. I love music. I almost borderline Rain Man as far as music goes. And I go back all the way to the 50s with my love of music.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, but unfortunately, I wasn't blessed with a talent for music. Yeah, I can't. I can't. My wife likes me singing the song Glycerine by Bush. Oh, so can I have you sing? I mean, I know I did like some I actually don't know the words. I mean, I'm just saying, I literally sing along to it when I'm in the car.
Speaker: Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You gotta record it.
Speaker: I do love summer's Bush. That's not a lie.
Speaker: There's a segue for you. Let's talk about that instead. I am. I will go. I will go ears deep back on my head deep in that. Yeah. Why you do that? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me pull it up on YouTube here on my TV so you can see my. Let me let me just my thing or you can see my TV and you can see me. Where's the remote, babe?
Speaker: Oh, they're going to make me. Oh, it's like, let me do it. How do you say, hey, mom, where's the remote in Spanish? Oh, I don't know. Don't look like a control. Don't do that. It's not like a controller, like a control. It's not like a control. See, I'm getting corrected. Hey, mom, where's the. Oh, yeah, Mama. Don't there.
Speaker: Why does this sound like a porn? I was going to say that sounded really bad. Okay. Can you see the TV? I can. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm so ready for this. Everybody. The official debut, the official debut. We're ready for this. I'm recording it.
Speaker: this is a hack. Facebook we have the rights we have permission don't blame us. How bad I can do. Let me guide everybody screaming for the shit out of this. You guys are dicks. I'm doing it.
Speaker: Must be a skin I'm sinking in Must be for real Cause now I can feel I didn't mind It's not my kind It's not my time To wonder why Everything alright Everything's grey Now you're here Now you're awake Don't want this I'm never that
Speaker: I'll never forget wherever you're at. Don't let the days go by, glycerine. All right, that's all you get. You had to do the course. That was awesome, man. I had to get to where it actually says the word just glycerine.
Speaker: But yeah, that's all you get. Alan loves it, man. That was awesome. That was good. My wife tolerates me singing that song in the car. She actually likes me singing that song in the car. That sounds great, man. Chris, your turn. That was awesome, man. I appreciate it. That's the song for Chris to sing. All of me. All of me. Do all of me, Chris. Yeah. I hear all of them love it.
Speaker: All of me. Let's go. Shut up. No, but I do. I do love that song. I've loved that song since junior high school. I that's a great song. And Evan Rossdale, right? Lee singer Boosh. Sure. I couldn't tell you.
Speaker: Once again, the funny thing with me and music, I could be standing next to, like I met Snoop Dogg at the airport, and it took me a good five minutes to realize who it was. I was standing next to the dude. He was actually buying stuff in the shop I was working at. And I'm sitting there like so, because I actually sold, the company I worked for was called Hot Dogs Undressed.
Speaker: And it was dog clothes and dog collars. Hot dogs undressed. There we go. It was actually really cool collars. They're leather collars with little charms on them and stuff. And out of all the stores in the entire airport, he came into one store. It was our store.
Speaker: And it was just a little kiosk because I'm talking four foot by four foot. It was like a prison cell. And he walks in and me and my co -worker stand in there because it was right around shift change. And she's all freaking out. And I'm like, so what can I help you with? And it was a good three to five minutes. And I was like, holy shit, you're Snoop Dogg.
Speaker: He's like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was gonna say recognized Snoop Dogg. He's one of the most recognized people. Well, it was crazy. What blew my mind was there was like 300 people surrounding the glass booth that we were in. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? What can I help you with?
Speaker: summer and bubble but bubbles both say they sing everywhere first of all summer has an absolutely amazing voice summer can sing man she's got a i've been saying for the longest time i would love to hear her sing and she's like knocked me down yeah so many times i don't know what it is
Speaker: I actually, I think I have video of it. Someone's got a beautiful voice. Absolutely. I would like to hear her sing. She's been, she gloated on one of my older videos like way long ago. Like, man, I like, I would love to sing with you. And I was like, okay, well, let me hear you sing. And then ever since I did that, like she's just been blowing it off.
Speaker: Like, I'm glad you brought that up. I'm glad you brought that up. Bubbles said, she can sing. I've been in her lives. And Holland said that she sang on the Kevin and Holly show. So, and she, Summer has a beautiful voice. So, you know, I'm just, that is awesome that we got Jeff to do a little, do a little ditty. And a little bitty. And it wasn't me, so.
Speaker: I mean like like I said next time actually like when we when we end it here and I finished some work tonight I will send you him singing all of me I have the full song from front to back from TikTok screen recorded of Glick singing all of me Oh
Speaker: oh yes i definitely need that i mean i mean i mean if i can even put the instrumental behind it i could put the instrumental behind it and everything i can make it like yes yes because that's going on tick tock tomorrow i mean like i said maybe if i it'll go on my tick tock too so kish can't delete it
Speaker: Jim, here's the thing. Before we went live tonight, we were monkey -fucking -around. I was singing in the house. I was singing in the house. No, Chris does sing all the time before we go live. We spend about a good 15 to 20 minutes bullshit around while Chris is getting everything set up. He's sharing stuff out and letting people know that we're getting ready to go live and why we get bullshit out of the way of, hey, what'd you do today? Holland loves Summer's voice. I need to.
Speaker: The whole time, the problem with that 15, 20 minutes is Chris' music is so loud, I can't hear myself think. But I hear in the background Chris just spouting off songs, and I'm like,
Speaker: Well, I was, I was, I was, I was rapping. I was rapping tonight. I, I, I did, uh, lip biscuit and that I did Tupac earlier when we were, before we went live. I've been loving this shit right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. I know it. Lip biscuits, man. I did it all for the nookie. I did it all for the nookie. Yeah.
Speaker: OK, but speaking of music, right, can we like just address like can we address like people like Jovarul and DMX like trying to sing? Is that a thing?
Speaker: Because that used to bother me as a kid. I don't know why, but it bothered me when he's like, I'm like, what are you doing? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: And he's like, he is like that in real life. He says, I want some water. I want some cheese. He's like, we're in a restaurant, dude. What the hell? That shit is so funny. My wife watches that constantly. And I'm like, there's other comedians out there, but she loves that. Pimp Chronicles. She loves her. Some cat Williams. Hey, you guys, you guys were talking about summer singing. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know if you can hear that. All right, Chris, your turn. Good tune. Yeah, she gets into it.
Speaker: I love that song. The version of White Buffalo. White Buffalo's version of that song is one of the greatest ever. What do you mean?
Speaker: mind sit that's crazy man she has an amazing voice and she just hides it in a car she does she sings she sings at the church and she sings at her church and stuff too i love her voice and she's got that thick southern drawl she's got that thick southern accent and when she stings like it's you know a lot of people a lot of people will either a lose their accent when they're saying a aka you know unlike the people go deeper into it
Speaker: Or, or they fake an accent when they sing and summers is all natural. It's, it's, it's, I love it. Like when, when she's, when we're together and we're in the car, she's always singing. And man, I absolutely. Chris just sits over the passenger seat and rules.
Speaker: Well, unfortunately, gentlemen, we do have to wrap it up because this is going to piss down rain here and I'm going to lose internet.
Speaker: no we don't because i can hear the thundering and i gotta bring my dog in no we don't because it's scaring the piss out of me right now i got i got one more beer to drink go bring your dogs in rocky now we'll keep talking
Speaker: If I bring my dogs in, this camera won't stand up. I got, I got beer to drink. Stop being a little bitch. Jeff. Jeff, you know, yeah. And Summer said it right. Jeff, you just need to end it. So Jeff can end it in Rocky and I can still keep going. Yeah, you guys can do that. I have no problem with that. Well, considering I'm the host and it's my show.
Speaker: It's only 10 21 Jeff and it's Saturday night. I know it is Cameron. It's 10 21. It's not time to go. Tell your wife to get some, I'm going to create nothing to do with my wife. It has the fact that I'm about to get soaking wet rained on an electric. I did, but then it stopped raining. I went back outside cause it's too hot.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting like me. I hear it. Yeah. I call it on the screen. Yeah. It's been scoring there the whole time we've been live. Go back inside you. There it is. Listen. Uh, Holland said that Summer has the best voice ever. I don't know why she's not famous. I agree, Holland. I 100 % agree. Just saying. Yeah. You know, get her, get her, get her on the, get her on the label. Get her singing with you. There you go.
Speaker: The door is open whenever she wants to walk through it. There you go. She can be my suit. Your court. The ball court. That's cool. I was I was really surprised by that. I'll take a small chance over no chance. There you go. That's that's the best way to do anything. That's that's basically
Speaker: The podcast. Oh, what happened? You're already my sugar mom. Wait a minute. That's what I was like. I didn't think she was my sugar mom. She was this shit. He's like.
Speaker: Why the hell am I still crawling into attics and crawl spaces that my big ass don't have any purpose to in it? Start sending them chicks!
Speaker: Okay, well first of all you don't supply all my clothes I had a closet full of clothes just so you know you just didn't approve the clothes that I wear so you sort of I'm seeing the lightning flash like all over your screen, bro Yeah, yeah, oh no it's crazy
Speaker: It ain't, I ain't getting wet yet. Yeah, that's what you want. But once I go inside, I can't smoke. Oh, can you smoke in the house all the time? Shut up, Chris. That Chris guy is back, that horrible influence. You know what? Chris might be a horrible influence, but that damn thing is fun. Chris is a good dude. I mean,
Speaker: I'm just, I'm just glad that I'm just like, I'm not speaking for personal experience or anything. Why aren't you guys doing TKHS anymore? I'm just glad that, you know, after 32 episodes and we brought up singing and this, that, and the other thing, it took me bringing Rocky in here to get you to sing something. Well, I haven't heard you fucking sing yet on the podcast. Make a request. I
Speaker: I've rocky just told you same fucking hall of me. There you go. Oh, guess what? This is the top 40 by Casey case. I don't take your fucking request. You're so. Just admit it, you're a giant pussy and you're afraid. That's OK. It's a safe space, Chris. I didn't find her.
Speaker: It's getting too warm Chris might melt Box to start chanting that's what that is. That's give me attention and I might do it
Speaker: Don't lie, I know, I know how it works. Summer or Parker. We could smell our own. Smell her. Parker wrote on his foot that Parker, my mom is little. Nice. Fair enough. I'm not sitting three feet away from him. Do you guys, do you guys like the song Eye of the Tiger? Absolutely.
Speaker: Okay. I'm an, I'm an Rocky. Rocky was my hero all based on, based on one. Oh, I got in that too before.
Speaker: Yeah, not only was Rocky the underdog, but the simple fact that Rocky was a southpaw. He's a lefty and I'm a lefty. Yeah. Made Rocky my hero. 90 % of lefties say the same thing. Cause we're shit on. We're treated, we're treated like, we're treated like fucking second class citizens.
Speaker: lepers. Not to mention, not to mention in our high school, there was a couple songs. Uh, there was a final countdown and I, the tiger, uh, when, you know, when we, in football, every time you turn around in a football game, it was, it was time. It was that and, and that, and, uh, hang on Sloopy.
Speaker: I'm gonna I'm gonna try to show you guys yeah go ahead this thing I did give me a second I gotta mess with these controls I've been in a recording studio a buddy of mine had one here and there's a lot of buttons to play with yes there are to touch anything
Speaker: I'm like, there's so many buttons. He's like, he's like, don't touch anything. I was like, there's so many buttons. Tell me which one I could push. Hey, Jeff, you're, you're, you're, uh, you're playing failed the chatter, the chatter's boxes quiet. Nobody. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay, I think I can do this now. Alrighty. Alright. Give it a shot. This is original content. Oh, I like that beat.
Speaker: I like that background music that's badass.
Speaker: Oh, I like that guitar. That was badass. I like that. Oh. Now you see why I wanted Rocky on here? Yeah, no shit. I love that track and background that that guitar really fucking kicks it off.
Speaker: Yeah, that was, that was this guy back. Well, I don't have my electric in here, but I plugged her up and that's how I got on there. So you, you, you, you play, you play instruments too, Rocky, right? Yeah. Yeah. All the, I play guitar, keyboard. Um, you can't see it, but a guitar and keyboard for everything that I do. And I also play drums. The drums that I tracked for this are live. So I went out to a storage unit that we have out here and I pulled out my drum set and went to town on this song.
Speaker: Oh, wow. I didn't I honestly, I had no idea that you that you played instruments. I didn't know that you let alone so many. Good God. Yeah. I have a guitar hanging on my wall that that's collecting dust. I am a string. I have a guitar in my bedroom that is currently collecting dust and wearing a Thanos glove.
Speaker: Well, I actually I actually I bought a guitar at Costco once and uh my my whole thing was like I'm gonna go on YouTube and I'm gonna learn how to play guitar. I learned how to play Um Oh, it's a classical song Mary had oh no, I learned how to play ode to joy Okay
Speaker: And that was it. And the messed up part is, I can grab a guitar right now and not play it. I cannot recreate, I don't remember it. Like I remember the tune, I just can't hit the notes. So Rocky, if you don't mind, because I feel like I'm abusing my
Speaker: our friendship right now. But we've heard you sing a little John Legend tonight. Now, one thing I do want to hear you do, and you don't have to do it tonight, but I would like to hear you do a rendition of Fauzi's Judas, not a remake or remix or anything like that. I want to hear you sing it. You can do it on TikTok or wherever it may be. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: I just want, and I don't know who's made it this far. Most people, if they made it this far, then they're sadomasochist. I'm just asking for abuse. Cause you got your computer right there. Yeah. You got your computer right there and I know you've got beats and whatnot. Can you do a little freestyle for us? A freestyle? I haven't done that in a while.
Speaker: says the guy who who will not sing even though you guys have asked for it. Yeah. Or it doesn't even have to be a freestyle but just just if you have something that you've done that you've written as far as rap goes can you can you rap a little something for us?
Speaker: He said, what? What'd you say? Rap God by Eminem. Oh, hell no, dude. I am not like that. I'm not level like that. You know, you know what song I really want to learn? What song? What's the alphabetronics or? Oh, yeah, yeah, alphabet aerobics. Yes. Holy shit. Dan Ratcliffe can do it. Harry Potter can do it. And it blows my mind because I can't keep up.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I can rap. That's fine. I just don't know what to do. I'm not really into headspace for freestyling.
Speaker: I knew you were going to say that. I can't get past Pete. When you said that, I knew you were going to go full on fucking nerd Harry Potter. Listen here, Dragon Ball Z boy. Okay. First of all, I don't like Dragon Ball Z. I've never seen a single episode of Dragon Ball Z. And first of all, the second and foremost, if that little stupid bastard from Dragon Ball Z ever thinks he wants to step to Superman, Superman will kill you.
Speaker: Don't you? How could you say that? I've seen a bunch of like, um, memes and stuff of like Goku kneeling to Superman and stuff like online and stuff. Yeah. I've seen like crazy. It would totally happen. It would totally happen.
Speaker: Well, there's no one who could be Superman. He's like two of her powers. It would have to be very, very specific. Why are you flexing on camera? No, I'm not flexing. I'm showing off my tattoo. I don't know if you can see it. Let me move up. I got the Superman ink. It's sad that you and I go again. Superman tattoo. Yeah, Rocky's got a badass. No, you want to see something bad? You should see my back. My back is all Superman.
Speaker: Yeah. Look at that. Jeff can't see it, but I'll see it in the replay. When Rocky got that, he sent me a picture of it. I want to get more, man. I'm trying to get it. Yeah. My newest one is actually going to be a, um, uh, what's it called? It's a Cardinal. Oh, okay. My grandmother passed away a couple of years ago and she was, she, she had a,
Speaker: thing for Cardinals. So it's kinda like a tribute to her. I have a Winnie the Pooh tattoo as a tribute to my sister that passed. And I wanna get the Cardinal on my forearm for my grandmother. And then on my other forearm, I'm getting a bear for my other grandma. Yeah, so far the only things is I wanna get like arms into chest, tatted up. What'd you say, Mom? Huh?
Speaker: Yeah. Well, my, my grandmother used to collect salt, salt and pepper shakers sets. Like the craziest amount. My wife told me I should get a salt shaker. He's currently giving himself tattoos. Brown's 17 and 0. I like your enthusiasm Theo. Uh, there's currently any tattoo artists in the Newark, Ohio area that would like a canvas that they can tattoo for free. I am available.
Speaker: Yeah. Good luck with that. For a back piece. I have one tattoo right now. And this is this. Jeff just showed off his Superman tattoo and I have a Superman on my arm. Let me see your tattoo.
Speaker: Oh, OK. Oh, that's like a little wrap. So it wraps around your bicep. That looks cool. So you got the one from Spencer's, didn't you? You got the one from Spencer's. No, actually. I got the one from Spencer's on my back. No, actually, in all honesty, this was actually drawn up by a friend of mine in 730 who, you the man, was killed. He was a Marine.
Speaker: and was killed in action. And not only did the Superman symbol, one of my favorite villains from the Marvel universe is Omega Red, so he incorporated. Yeah, I am a nerd. I'm a nerd when it comes to that too.
Speaker: Yeah, we all are. Yeah. He incorporated Superman and an Omega red into his design and I carried it around in my wallet and I still have it. Nice. It's it's packed up in storage was his original picture. So you should get it at it, man. That'd be cool. Yeah. Well, that's what I did. Yeah, that's got you. Yeah. So my back, I have three Superman tattoos on my back.
Speaker: I'll tell you what, I don't care who you are until you get it on your ribs
Speaker: You ain't got a tattoo yet. What's up, Chris? Because that hurts like a motherfucker. Sorry, but my elbow hurt a lot. Like any of the rest of them, I was like, ouch. I've had my back is done. I have one on my chest and I have my ribs. The ribs one took only about 45 minutes, but it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. It's actually a tribute to my sister. I don't know if you can see it really well.
Speaker: She had a thing for Winnie the Pooh, so Winnie the Pooh losing his balloon and her name as the string, I thought was really cool. And the worst 45 minutes of my life.
Speaker: Oh my god. I spent the entire time holding my breath. I fell asleep when I got my tattoo on my arm and the tattoo guy thought I passed out from the bank. Anything on the ribs or close to the spine? Hell on earth. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, Jeff. Well, I will. I will know that. I want to get a snake wrapping like down my back like its tail, like coiled and wrapping up and coming over my shoulder to like my back area. So I'm going to hit collarbone on that and I'm going to hit spine for sure. Oh, yeah. Well, that's my back. I want to I got a piece I want to do on my back with the
Speaker: Valkyrie wings nice and the helm of all it's a Norse tattoo. Yeah When you do the video for it Chris, you got to do the the the scene from Somerset You got to do the scene from Max Payne. That's a North's Valkyrie You know what? Somebody gave me a really cool idea. It was it it was a summer said the collarbone disease So
Speaker: Except that she I should get Bob Ross right here like I thought that was so genius that I like Well, you know like I don't know that might be fun. Like I might get drunk enough one day and do it. Like I don't know Well, I have I have another tattoo that very few people know about I
Speaker: It's on my dick and it says W, Y, T, U, S, S, M. But when I get hard, it says, welcome to the United States ship, Mississippi. Oh. What? What? Welcome Kevin Holly. Welcome Kevin Holly to the show, ladies and gentlemen. I used to work at a tattoo shop down here.
Speaker: and and the first thing people ask when you walk in and all my tattoos are above my elbow uh so that if anything happened i could still get a regular job and people always ask you do you have a tattoo i'm like oh yeah and i always used to tell that joke all the time i said oh yeah i got one on my dick it always cracks me up that was funny man that was good
Speaker: Summer said the foot is easy, the shin is easy, the collarbone is easy, the neck is easy, the calf is hard, and she has a picture of a guy's tattoo on his penis. Why do you have a
Speaker: What it what does it say? It was too easy
Speaker: to the plate all the way home
Speaker: Once again in in the tattoo When I worked in tattoo brother, it was very much like being on the podcast. It's nothing but busting balls and Anybody that walks in the door is subset susceptible to getting their balls busted right and
Speaker: She like that would constantly be flowing like that when I went into the shop for this one to get like started Like I told them specifically I was like do not go over that elbow avoid the elbow with the chain I was like just forget the elbow leave it out
Speaker: And then as he's doing it, I just noticed like he's just getting closer and closer and closer to the elbow. He's going off stencil. OK, because I looked at the stencil and it wasn't on my elbow. He's like, oh, don't be a bitch. Don't be a bitch. Take it like a man. And then like there's this old biker dude. I mean, long beard like biker dude. He had patches and a bunch of stuff. He's like, you're going to be a pussy. I was like, no, no, man. I'm going to take it. It's all good. Man, I was like.
Speaker: Yeah. Summer said the tattoo on this guy's penis is to laugh at. It looks like a belly button. Want to know? I don't think anybody wants to see it. And even Summer co -signed with the triple hitter for Jeff on that one. Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Speaker: And to add on what Rocky said is just used to hearing a locker room full of men saying, what are you going to do? Because as we all know, Jeff took advanced gym. Oh, give me a break. Hey, not as easy as it sounds. It doesn't sound easy.
Speaker: Let me tell you a story about Jeff in high school. There was a guy at Jeff's high school that had a 90 degree angle and Jeff was the only one that could grip that motherfucker. Oh my. And on that note, it's time to cue the music and give us a wrap up, sir, because it is getting late. I'm out of beer. I know you are.
Speaker: No I'm not. I am. You think I'm out of beer? Apparently Jeff has to leave. I don't have to leave Rocky. It's a little bit of work to do tonight before I head to bed. Rocky's got a little bit of time. You got a little bit of time. I got a little bit of time. No, I'm going to watch Suicide Squad before I go to bed.
Speaker: Well, what about like just 20 more minutes? 20 more minutes? Is that cool? 20 minutes is cut. I think I can do 20 minutes more, mama. Oh, why are you going to ask permission? I'm going to ask. Wait till you're married to Summer and she will literally control this podcast as much as you don't control. Since when was it late for a grown ass man at 1045?
Speaker: If a man's got to get up at five o 'clock to start work. There you go. Which I do every morning. Yeah, I'm going to sit around and be a lazy sack of shit tomorrow. Yeah, you got shit to do tomorrow, dude. I got shit to do. What do you have to do? I have to rebuild a doghouse tomorrow. Oh, that's not fun.
Speaker: No, it's not, because I have to do it in the sun, because there's no shade all day until four o 'clock. Oh, don't tell me anything about sun, okay? I live in Phoenix. Yeah, well... A hundred and twenty... A hundred and twenty... A hundred and twenty constantly as a normal? Mm -hmm. Come on, man. Come on. Yeah. It's hot. Well, I got a humidity here that when you walk, will you carry a knife in front of you to cut the humidity? Wow.
Speaker: Well, I live in Ohio and it's stupid humid here in Ohio. And the great thing about Ohio, the fucking break Ohio being humid, please. The great, the great thing about a rain. Yeah. The great thing about Ohio is, is that we'll wake up in the morning and it'll be 175 ,000 fucking degrees with a humidity of 400%. But by lunchtime it's snow.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I was about to say that about, uh, I don't, I don't walk to the mailbox.
Speaker: you'll either wake up the next morning with frost or heat stroke one of the others there's no there's no in between i grew up in ohio is it you get they they call it quote unquote indian summer i call it what the fuck it's wednesday yeah yeah ohio is ohio has very
Speaker: Very, very. There's a saying in Ohio, Rockley. There's a saying in Ohio, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes. Oh, they said the same thing in Idaho when I lived up there. Yeah, it's on the native set to me. There was like, if you don't like the weather, just wait like 10 minutes. It'll be fun.
Speaker: Yeah, it's, it's ridiculous. Somewhere apparently is going to have a deadbolt on our door. We do the podcast and you have imaginary dogs. Jeff, uh, can't wait to see them. Juan does all the yard work and handyman. He also does the wife work. I mean, yeah, you wish.
Speaker: Man, I am super glad I got to be on this show, man. I am super honored. No, we appreciate having you too. It's one of the joys of the podcast is when we can bring somebody new in, especially when we plan it. Well, I'm just glad you hung out for the bullshit and you stuck with us through all the, you know, you got past the interview process and all that jazz.
Speaker: You got Jeff to sing and I avoided the singing aspect. So it's okay I will I will make sure that you're included in the singing triangle. There you go. That's the thing. That's the thing People in the chatter's box and the chatter's box went silent so nobody wants to hear that's cuz I pretty went off everybody's already gone to bed They're like these fuckers are still going. I'm going to bed. I
Speaker: Mark over Mark over in England. He's gone. He's gone to work Mark hasn't even been here tonight. I know what the fuck so many summer clarified that she doesn't pet her lady parts to Rocky, which I think is a lie, but yeah, I was gonna say Either way, you know at the end of the day And there's some guy out there with summer is here on his dick and
Speaker: summer summer was here yeah it's like a guest book as you rotate your penis around that's a lie that's a lie i put my lady parts to glick
Speaker: You can remit that all you want. No, no, I'm good. I've seen this dude without his shirt on. I'm good. I'm sexy. I'm dead.
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say there's a full -on fat bastard sitting over there. Yeah. Yep. Summer said, okay, you got me there. Trust me. I know. I know she best her lady parts to all this sexiness that is known as click. Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, do you guys have like logos and all that good stuff too? Like for your show? Yes and no. Not official.
Speaker: We can't agree on anything. I have a design, Chris has a design, and we're both kind of like, I like mine, he likes this. Well, that's because I put much like everything to do with this podcast. I put time and effort into it, and Jeff's like,
Speaker: 30 seconds. This is good. No. The one I did with the microphone and the ribbon, I thought, looked really cool. Actually, my logo was designed by a fan. I ran a contest and was like, hey, like, you guys think you understand EDM combat? Please. Like, here's a contest. I gave away $300. And I was like, look, if you design something that's great, I'll pay for it. Yeah. And that's how that came across. It was cool.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you have money. We don't. There's two problems there. One, two thousand followers and two thousand. I didn't have I didn't have that much at that time. I was just trying to give back. I saw these top creators and stuff and they keep doing like contests and and shit like that to kind of like, you know, that's a tax deduction. Well, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, because it's a business expense.
Speaker: Yeah, and to be honest with you, back when I was on Periscope, I did a contest once. And granted, when I was doing Periscope, I was doing pretty well on Periscope, as far as viewers and followers and this, that, and the other thing.
Speaker: um, I do the contest once it all came out of my pocket not a big deal, but um You know, it was the whole hey if you see this video like share comment blah blah blah X amount of people and and and I gave away a hat. Uh, it was a hat uh, there was a sticker because I had all that shit when I was on periscope doing the the the vape and chill stuff um
Speaker: So I had a hat, sticker, there was big juice, there was a mod, I think that I, a bait mod that I included in it. And then I did a random, uh, did the, uh, the whole random, like random name drawing thing. And, and when I did that contest, yeah, when I did that contest, I think I had like, I don't know, like two between 20 between two and 2 ,500 people that were involved. Oh, good night somewhere.
Speaker: Night, baby. Love you. Dang, four melatonin. Jesus Christ. That's a lot. Did you not learn your lesson the other night? Well, summer's gone to bed. Okay, I can see. Yeah, that's what it is. Well, in this broadcast, we'll come back racking that. We'll do karaoke the rest of the night. There you go. That works. That works.
Speaker: Let's go ahead and finish up. So, yeah, I had several people that got involved and it was fun and it was really cool giveaway. And I actually wound up sending out the winner, you know, the winner got the actual grand prize and that all came out of my pocket. Right. But then at the end of the day, I also wound up sending out
Speaker: probably 20 to 30 stickers. Oh, that was really cool, man. I like to do stuff like that all the time, at least from time to time. I would love to do stuff like that. Unfortunately, it's just
Speaker: not in the budget. Like my old microphone that I used to use, I ended up giving that away too. You know, same thing. It was just like, like this video and you're automatically entered. And I just picked a random name on the list.
Speaker: Well, maybe you didn't try to chime in on the poll when Rocky and Jeff asked if I should sing and they put it up to the chatters box. You didn't say anything. So next time, man, I don't care if you hear me saying, hell, you've heard me. You've heard me saying enough. Yeah. We've seen the cats run away. Jeff.
Speaker: Let's go ahead and give us a wrap up because I know Rockley's got a good, get some work done. I gotta, I gotta get up super early tomorrow. Okay. First, first and foremost, don't make excuses for Rocky. Okay. Everybody. Jeff has to leave. This is the portion of the podcast. Plus my balls for 40 minutes.
Speaker: I don't know. I'll stay live. I'll get another beer or two to drink. Yeah. We all know that I can go live by myself because. Yeah, we know. Yeah, that's how I got the footage.
Speaker: Well, well, Wednesday, this asshole. Well, Thursday, I should say it was Wednesday. Yeah. Wednesday. An hour before we were supposed to go live, this jackass was like, this is the cool dog. I got to go right now. And it turns out to be some shit that he didn't even remotely have his nose involved in. And then captain say no. Yeah. And then Thursday we're supposed to go live because, you know, we postponed it for a day and that half hour before we go live, he was like, Hey man, I gotta,
Speaker: I gotta go and do blah, blah, blah. Mom said I have to. And I'm like, all right, well, you know what you do is you're gonna do, I'm probably gonna go live by myself. And I even waited. No, technically you read my mind and went live by yourself, which is the one great thing about Chris and I is we basically know what the other's thinking all the time. Yeah.
Speaker: So I, and I even waited, I waited an extra half hour and Cameron and I were talking and I was like, I'm going to give him to eight 30. And Jeff was still a no show. He was, he was quiet. I was like, fuck it. I'm just going live. Yeah. An hour and a half later from when we're supposed to start the podcast. 56 minutes to the dot. No, it wasn't. I pulled up on YouTube. I'm sure there's some seconds in there.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. So this guy **** shows up and I'm like, oh, **** I've already been live for an hour **** flower and like a **** out of water and here you go. Finally deciding to show your happy **** up.
Speaker: Yeah, but, you know, you were talking about sports, which might've made my eyes roll back in the back of my head the whole time. Well, and the only reason I was talking about sports is because that first hour, the chatter's box was on fire. So yeah, it was, it was the hall of fame game. It was, uh, football's back to setting this set and the other thing. So, you know, with that going, a friend of mine,
Speaker: that I grew up with he was in there him and I were talking so so so we had we had conversation and this and the other thing so I did watch it the other day or last night or this morning today and it actually went pretty good
Speaker: I mean, I glazed over most of it because I was like, sports, sports stuff, sports buff. Yes, somebody got a home run in football. My knowledge of sports goes from what I see on movies. Where did you see someone hit a home run in a movie? No, that's of course the joke.
Speaker: Oh, Jeff. I actually do know sports, but that's that's my joke is like Chris makes fun of my my nerdiness about Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and stuff. And so I make fun. Yeah, got it. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff knows next to nothing about sports. So which which you want to see something crazy? Watch me spout off about cars and Chris's eyes will roll back in his head and they'll pass out.
Speaker: Look here and he rolled his eyes. I will I will I will legit shoot myself. His eyes glaze over and he's like, oh, I just I just when Jeff starts talking about cars, I just get up and walk away. I go and yeah. And I do the same. I do the same thing when he's talking about sports. I'm like, that's great. Somebody played football today. I got to go. I'm going to fry some chicken. I'm going to fry some chicken.
Speaker: That's an ongoing joke on the podcast and we'll explain it off the podcasts because we don't want everybody to know what it is. I've noticed a couple of times that you've stepped away with Mike to fry some chicken. I haven't said anything but I've fried chicken twice.
Speaker: And I'm gonna fry some chicken again pretty soon, so let's go ahead and rock up. Rock, wrap up. Rock up? Nah, I'll take that. I like that, man. Rock it. I'll rock up. Thank you guys so much for having me on the show. It was awesome. You guys are fucking funny as fuck. We appreciate that. And I'm gonna get this, um... I'm gonna get this frickin' theme song for you guys together. Like... Hell yeah. Next thing on my list to do...
Speaker: I'll send you both you friend request me and I'll send you both like little Samples of it to see if you guys like where it's you know where it's going and all that good stuff Chris you're gonna have to send me his personal Facebook Okay, well there you go Actually
Speaker: well the personal one not the bad one well I'm not going to give you his personal one because I don't want you showing up in his fucking backyard like a weirdo no that is completely fine man that was just the old bobsmith wave
Speaker: As I got, as I got yelled at the other day because I didn't have, you know, surprisingly out of, you know, all the social media and this and the other thing, I didn't have the, the, the Rock Lee Facebook page. So I just, I just tagged him and he was like, Hey man, can you edit that and put this one? I'm like, how are we not following each other? What the fuck?
Speaker: Well, because you're you're like you're a homie you're you're personal So like I keep you with my personal clan and then keep like all that business shit on the rockly stuff Just cuz again, like you've heard it's it's just crazy out there. It's a privacy thing. Yeah It's crazy out there. No more people in my backyard. Yeah Well, I mean again again you get me on the payroll and you want to yeah, there you go
Speaker: The way that things are going, that's not far sketched. I'm just saying. I mean, I don't know if some are still in here, but how do you feel about Phoenix, baby? You want to move to Phoenix? Get that dry heat going. Get that dry heat, man. Trust me, if you want a guy that's big, scary looking, angry, and is not afraid to break some bones, I'm your guy. I know it, man.
Speaker: But yeah, it's about that time. Let's go and give us a wrap up, Chris. Oh, my God. This dude is this dude in this. It's about to fry some fucking chicken, man. Oh, Jesus. Well, you know, we'll go find some chicken. Why don't you start a TikTok train? This is about that time. My wife says I'm not on New Live anymore. She's very scary. But
Speaker: No, so I guess we have to wrap it up. I don't know. I don't want to wrap it up. I'm still feeling good. I know you are. I got a beer too. I'm going to drink. Unfortunately, I'm staying on here. So there's that. But I mean, I would have. I would have.
Speaker: I mean, I just didn't have to. So we're going to wrap this up. So thank you guys for listening. As always, the chatters box was on fire. You guys were listening to the recap. If you don't know what the recap is or the replay is, make sure you check us out on Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast. Man, I'm stumbling tonight. I've had issues. Everywhere podcasts could be found, pretty much. Yeah, anywhere you can find podcasts, check us out.
Speaker: While you're at it, go ahead and check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok.
Speaker: YouTube at nonsensical nonsense Email us you could do so at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com not that anybody ever does Yeah, and while you're at it Rocky go ahead and put your social media out there again, brother Yeah, all right guys like if you're interested in the journey you love the music and you want to be a part of it again I am EDM combat on all social media platforms
Speaker: period. So Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, anywhere you guys want to go and listen to some cool jams and vibe a little bit, then just feel free to follow, subscribe, and I'll see you guys there. Again, thank you guys so much for having me on the show. I appreciate it. Absolutely. We appreciate it, sir. Thank you for coming out of here, brother. Like I said, you know I love you. Giving us some clout.
Speaker: I don't know about cloud, but you know, you know, I've been there since day one of your journey. And when, when we started this podcast, like we said earlier, you know, I, I told Jeff from the get go, I wanted you to be our first guest. I wanted you to be on here and you know, I'm going to have you scheduled for a minute and I'm going to have you on here a little bit more. Yeah. I like having you on here. It's fun. It'll be fun, man. You, you, you, you go with the flow. Like we do really well and I like it.
Speaker: There we go. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. We are out of here. I may come back. I'm not going to be on Facebook or any of that jazz. I'm going to keep it strictly to haps. So as always, yeah, I'm going to get silly. I'm going to go fangirl out. I'm just going to fangirl out.
Speaker: to Rocky's tiktoks just yeah there you go again rocky much love to you brother you know I love you I appreciate you coming on here with us tonight
Speaker: Jeff, as always, thank you for hanging out with me. Thank you, sir. You guys. And I just, I still, you know, 32 episodes in and I still don't know how to close this fucking shit out. Jeff said deuces. We out of here. Much love guys. Rocky. Thank you again, brother. Appreciate it. Thanks guys.
Speaker: Well I see your silhouette, the gangster at sunset The wind blows through my hands, it leans me to the west I've drifted many days, still I'm left wondering Will I ever find my way?
Speaker: For that day
Speaker: And I've walked through this land But I don't understand I look up to the sky Still I see no sign I bow my head and pray Is anyone listening? Will I ever find my way?
Speaker: The fire...
