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Speaker: Yeah buddy! What's going on everybody? Welcome!
Speaker: What's going on, everybody? I don't know. I'm suffering from some technical difficulties on my end apparently. Anywho, what's going on? I think so. It's Saturday night. Wouldn't be nonsensical nonsense if we did not start to show off with technical difficulties even though you guys might not be able to see them or hear them.
Speaker: I can see them and hear them and it's driving me up a wall. I got my co -host back. That's good. Tony's in the dark, but we found him. He smiled. Yes, I did. What's going on? Hopefully, you guys are having a good weekend. Hopefully, you had a good week. We are back. We're going to do our things. I've already been drinking, so I'm already in a mood. We got Tony D in the building.
Speaker: Ooh, Mr. Fancy Plants has got a garage at his house. Ooh. Ooh. Rich, rich guy in the building. Richie rich over here. Yeah. Tony D's in the building, ladies and gentlemen. We got Jeff in the building, as always. What's up? And then the most important one is to show your one and only often imitated, never duplicated, your boy Glick. That's me. It's a me Glick. What's going on, you old hawk? What's going on, dead wizard?
Speaker: what's going on? I'm going to be a mute because the background does but I'm here. Oh, Miss Sadie's in the building. What's going on Sadie's? Jeffrey, I know it's really I can't. I can only go so fast. Oh my gosh. You're dropping the ball, man. What are you doing? Sadie's here. What are you doing?
Speaker: I can't find anything. It's crazy. Does it take to send a letter to Canada? Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada, you. Hey. What about golf? We don't we don't. It didn't click. Hey, but I got it.
Speaker: We're both clicking the button at the same time. I'm not clicking anything. I'm on my phone. I'm trying to share the line. You clicked it, then I clicked it. OK, here. No, I didn't click anything. I'm sharing the line. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Nikki's in the background. She said, where's the white women at?
Speaker: You know, I'm I'm I'm trying to uh I'm trying to share the show out like you guys all should be doing uh speaking of sharing the show, check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Uh don't forget to hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, 6 PM ish on YouTube and Twitch and if you can't listen to us live or hang out with us live,
Speaker: you can uh always check us out on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts and all that nonsensical nonsense podcast. You gotta follow. Give us a like and if you be so kind, give us a share. Let people know about us. We're doing our thing three times a week. We got new faces that you guys new voices. You guys are going to hear new faces. You guys are going to see and then the same three idiots that you're used to seeing. What you looking for? Larry Mellon Curly. I don't know who that is. Oh, that's us.
Speaker: I don't know who that is, she said that. I was having a brain fall. I know, currently. I've seen that and that's why I said, what are you looking for? Did I chase your kids all? No, but they were supposed to cook a cinnamon and they put anything away. I thought they were moving in there. That was dumb. I'm gonna get stabbed.
Speaker: What's going on? What's going on with me? We're all women. Right back. Mine now. What's going on, gentlemen? Tony's obviously on a, what are you going to order something or whatever? I mean, I'm not hungry. I was more worried about you. I mean, I'm going to. He's doing this to your
Speaker: Let's try to let's try to let's try to rein this in real quick and figure this out What was I saying? Anyway, I was gonna ask the gentleman how they're doing Tony's got us on mute Jeff walked away from the show So let's just talk about me. Let's just let's just talk about me like Toby. He said yeah Cuz it's all about you cuz it's my show and I do everything So let's just talk about me
Speaker: Uh, yeah, we should take that and start putting like change and yeah, it's all about me. Ladies and gentlemen, the world revolves around first and foremost, it's Glick or the champ. You will address me. Smack him. Smack him.
Speaker: She threatened to take the fruit rollups away. I was talking to her southern region and explaining to her the consequences for the top half actions and behavior. I had to go grab my sandwich. Oh, did you have to make your own sandwich? No, I ordered it.
Speaker: But if you look at that sucker, that's a big. Yeah, I'm going to need you to start building my mansion besides your mansion since you're so rich. That's right. I got the house next door I'm buying. Yeah, because neither one of those are mansions. My house that I live in is currently bigger than both of them combined. But that's OK. This is the starter hole. Why does Tony look like he's in a spaceship? Because he's in a car. He's actually in an Equinox.
Speaker: Tony and I are twins. Hashtag twinning. Twinning. Twinzies. Hashtag twinzies. Hashtag besties for life. Hashtag agony and ivory. Oh my god. Hashtag guy love. Hashtag guy love. It's guy love. Guy love.
Speaker: You're the only one to ever be inside of me. I did surgery, comment. I was. You know, we love you guys, Golf Hawk. We love you guys. We got to get Chris Technician. We got to get Chris Technician an entry. I got to figure out something for him. We love you guys to come in here. We need one for Jeeves. We need one for Stevie wonders. Yeah.
Speaker: gotta get something I can, you know, gotta get some meat on the potatoes. If it wasn't for our three listeners, we would, which is three more than anybody else who clowns on us, just so you know. So yesterday I got off work and I said to the wife, I said, I want to go and see a movie. And I had the intention to go see Fast and Furious, but I didn't want to see
Speaker: Jeff, Jeff, can I ask you a question? Sure, sure. You said you wanted to go see Fast and Furious 10. Mm -hmm. The Furious and the Faster. The Furiouser and the Faster -ist. Yeah. Have you seen the first nine movies? Yes. Then you've already seen the tenth one. Agreed. Now, however, the only reason I wanted to go, I don't care about the movie, except for it's got cool cars in it. But it's the same cars in every movie. No, no. OK.
Speaker: However, the cinema has little chargers that hold your popcorn. And they got cups with shifters. Oh, my God. That's the only reason I wanted to go. I can't. I got there and they were all sold out. So we didn't go to the movies. I was like, fuck this. I really, honestly, you know, there's...
Speaker: I really try with you, man. I really do. Dude!
Speaker: I don't care about fast and furious, but cool car shit. They had one of the cups that had an engine stand. You know what, Jeff, I apologize. I'm going to give you your out because as a sports guy, I get excited every baseball season when the new MLB beer cans come out. I can't wait to see the Reds ones. NFL does the beer cans with the beer logos on them.
Speaker: depending upon where you are. And if you have a hockey team in your area, some of the local beer distributors or breweries or whatnot, we have Brewdog in Columbus. And the Columbus Blue Jackets are in there, so they have a Cannon Blast beer.
Speaker: that they made specifically for the blue jackets because that's what when when the blue jackets when the blue jackets score or they fire a cannon, right? And somehow somehow the blue jackets are like a revolutionary soldier or something like that. I don't get that. I don't know. So they got like this. I got this big ass fucking revolutionaries war cannon in the in the in the in the arena. And every time they score the indoors, I mean, just fire it off. Dude, it's intense to be inside the arena.
Speaker: when they fire that cannon off, man. But people love it. But like you said, it's the same thing. I could care less about the movie. So I was giving you your out to a certain degree. Poor shit. They literally had a popcorn dispenser that was shaped like a turbo. And I wanted that just so I could mount it on my wall and have a turbo on my wall. That would be funny.
Speaker: But that's one of the things I'm going to be doing with 3D Printer is 3D print cool shit to hang on my walls. It'll also help with sound editing and whatnot. But it'll also look cool. As a car guy, anytime you get a chance to buy something cool car -wise that very few people have, it's kind of fun. I have no purpose for it.
Speaker: Like apparently Guardians of Galaxy 3, they had a popcorn box that was like, I don't know what it was, but it was like, it had a window in it that lit up, kind of like a portal or some shit, I don't know. But they were out of those by the time I got to see the movie too. Or else I would have bought that. But it's the same thing with any time you get something cool car -wise.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, I'd like to give you shit for it, but I mean, in all honesty, I really can't because, you know, as a sports guy, we all have our thing. Yeah. We all have our thing. Well, they did have... Tony's a collector too. Tony clicks Machi Cheese. Yeah, exactly. And sometimes they have special edition Machi Cheese. Yeah. So he collects them.
Speaker: guy with the guy that's crunk. They call it crunk watching cheese. Tony's on the way to pick you up something from the store. Here it is. No, but like they, one of the cinemas had little toolboxes that said Dom Toretto on it. And then you open it up and I was like, that'd be cool.
Speaker: but not as cool as the, you know, six and nine chart. I mean, I guess if you, if you say so. But it's, it's the whole thing. It's like, I don't understand sports. I don't understand the obsession, just like you don't understand the obsession I have with cars. Oh no, I fully understand the obsession that you have with cars. You know,
Speaker: I'm not saying that. I don't understand that. I'm just saying like like me like like like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna rush out to I'm not gonna rush out. Well, okay. I'm like Yeah, you would I was gonna say they had a limited edition helmet that held your popcorn you would be running to the No, I'd like like I'm not gonna I know I was gonna say like I'm not gonna rush out to like Cleveland Browns game because
Speaker: They have Cleveland Browns helmets full of beer, A. Yeah, you would. Don't lie. Can I drink a replica size helmet full of beer? Yes. Do I want to? Yes. So you just negated your entire argument? That's what I said. I'm in the car. I'm in the car already. I might as well go. But that's like, if it was like a
Speaker: Like a, like a big plastic, like a heavy duty plastic helmet giveaway that they were doing to the fans. Like that's one thing, but to go to the movie theater and you're getting a cardboard fucking charger. Oh no, no, it's not cardboard. It's actually plastic. It's, it's, it's almost like a, it's diecast car model size. It's like a foot long and it's, it's actually hard plastic. It's, it's not cardboard. Of course I don't want, but this is like actual plastic stuff.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. Like the the shifter knob is actually you could actually on it's a glass and it has a six -speed shifter on it Well, it's five gears and then reverse but but it's uh Like you could actually row through the gears Hmm and I was like, that's kind of cool. I mean if they have that I'll get it
Speaker: I'm, I'm, I'm really, I'm really trying to bust your balls, but I, you know, unfortunately I get it. You get it. Yeah. I just can't know a cardboard one. I'm out, but I got it. Like when Deadpool came out, they had Deadpool heads that you lift the top and it held your popcorn. Yeah. I gotta, I gotta, as much as this pains me to say,
Speaker: I gotta kind of give you a win here, Jeff. I'll take it. Just saying. But like I said, we went, we were at the mall. Well, Tanya went over early. They have a place in the mall that does her pedicure, and they do a really good job. So I had like two hours left to work. You know he does, because he's black, oh, fuck. But she went
Speaker: an hour. And I said, well, we'll meet you there after we'll go see, we'll go see the movie, or we'll at least just pick up my car. She's like, whatever. And then when they when I found out they didn't have them, I was like, fuck it, let's just go get dinner at the home. They have a place, they have a place at a restaurant in that mall, it's called Casa de Muito's. It's like grandma's house. And they cook really good Mexican food is very
Speaker: But they have really good food. Went there and they got to play area for the kids. So we went there, had something to eat. Went over to Walmart, picked up my new chair, my new headphones, and came home. I don't even want to go see the movie anymore. Fuck it. It's stupid. Speaking of - I didn't care about the movie. And apparently everybody's saying it sucks. Yeah. Speaking of being a Browns fan and this and the other thing,
Speaker: And I was really open. Tony was going to be here for this, but apparently he had to go out. But NFL great. One of the all time greatest running backs in the NFL. We had this discussion last week. Uh, Jeffrey, I think it was Saturday night when we were talking about, uh, or Wednesday night, one of the two Saturday, you know, Saturday night. Saturday night. Yeah. Uh, cause I watched the whole episode of game of thrones. Why you guys talk sports? NFL legend.
Speaker: All time great running back all time. Great football player Cleveland Browns Jim Cleveland Browns running back. Mr Jim Brown passed away the other day. I saw that I saw Tony posted on Facebook. He he had. You know quite the career he played eight seasons in Cleveland. His last season. Was 64 and they won the championship.
Speaker: And as soon as that season was over, he abruptly retired. He was 30 years old. He was in the prime of his career. And he decided to pursue acting, which, Jeff, that might be where you best know Jim Brown from. I saw something, yeah. Is acting. He was in any given Sunday
Speaker: Yeah. He was, he was in his, his movie, his movie credits are, are crazy. Now he did do a lot of black, black boy stick, black boys. Words are hard. This is why I need Tony here. Um, shit. Black boy stick.
Speaker: splictation movies, I think, something like that. Okay. Oh, you're talking about, like, all black casts, all that stuff? No, no, no, no, no. Back in the early 70s, like, like, Shaft. Okay. And whatnot, they were, you know, with - He was in Marge the Tax. What's that? He was in Marge the Tax. Yeah. Well, yeah. But, I mean, he did,
Speaker: He was in he was in the running man. He was in no way. He was in the 30 dozen. Yep. Fuck me. I love that movie. He was in one night in Miami and he given Sunday the running man slaughter. He was he in the running man.
Speaker: the running man. Tony D. I know you'll remember this. Jeff won't remember but remember Original Gangsters. Yeah. 1996. Original Gangsters. I know that. Yeah, he's in. I'm going to get you. Sucka. He was in. He was in. Oh, **** What's it called? He was in Draft Dave. Okay. Most most probably one of the more more
Speaker: with Ving Rhames and Terrence Howard and Taraji B. Henson and Chance Pulminari. He had a small role in a Quentin Tarantino movie too. Yeah, he's been in a ton of movies, but not only that, but he was also a huge activist. He was one of the founding members and originator of the Cleveland Summit.
Speaker: Um, he was, he, he was very, um, active in the black community. And it's just all around, I mean, everything that this man touched turned to gold. He played eight seasons in the NFL, all eight seasons. He was a pro bowler. I know this doesn't sound like major numbers, but he had almost 13 ,000 rushing yards in his career. That's more than I have. Uh, and no shit.
Speaker: I'm saying that's impressive because it's more than I have He was he was ranked the number one greatest college football player of all time He was a running man. Yeah, he was in the NFL's top 100 team The guy was amazing and and like I said and he was one of these guys who truly loved the game of football me being a Cleveland Browns fan and
Speaker: Now I want more than anything. I've always wanted one, but now I want one more than anything. And I will figure out a way to get me one. I want to turn around Jersey. I've looked at him time and time again, but now I really want one. But he was one of these guys who truly loved the game. He was quoted multiple times saying that football was a game of intelligence.
Speaker: Basically, you know, kind of dumbed down his quote. He said football was a game of intelligence and strength. You could not possess one and be a good athlete. You had to possess both to be a phenomenal athlete. And the man was an absolute all around phenomenal athlete and a phenomenal person. So.
Speaker: to Jim Brown's family condolences. As a Cleveland Browns fan, I say thank you, Mr. Jim Brown. 87 when he died. You played well before my time, but. I do have so many fond memories growing up and you being a part of the Cleveland Browns organization. That that I can look back on, you know, I never got to watching play other
Speaker: Highlight reels and an old footage, but the impact that he's had on me has been outside of football. And the memories I have of him has been outside of the field, I should say. What up, Fokker? But we lost ourselves at Goodwood. Thanos Heisenberg.
Speaker: I have mixed feelings about Watson going into the season. Jeff's not a football fan, Tony D's a football fan, but he's a Jets fan and a Carolina fan. So he's got problems. A Falcons fan, a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Speaker: Um, I treat my football team as much like I treat my woman. I'm a one football team kind of guy. Apparently maybe Tony's treats his football teams like he treats his women. He's a multiple women type of guy. I don't know.
Speaker: But now I got mixed feelings about the Sean Watson to be 100 % honest with you going into last season. I knew he was only going to play six games, so my expectations were very low. The amount of money they gave him, the guarantee they gave him what we gave away for him. I have the mindset of Super Bowl or bust.
Speaker: But I will say that I was pleasantly surprised that through the six games that Deshaun Watson played with Cleveland, he seemed to progress very well and get better and better as those six games progressed. Almost back to his not quite there. Will he get there? We don't know. We'll have to wait and see.
Speaker: But almost back to his Pro Bowl status caliber. But fortunately for him, Cleveland has done a very good job of the last few years securing and developing a very dangerous offensive line.
Speaker: We have one of the top running backs in the league and they've built a pretty scary wide receiver core outside of Amari Cooper and DPJ who has come around and developed himself into a wide receiver one in my opinion.
Speaker: I think Donovan Peoples Jones is a very good, reliable wide receiver. One, he's going to be the wide receiver to two behind Amari Jones, but with the addition of Elijah Moore with the addition of the cat that we drafted from Tennessee. It's a very strong wide receiver course, so offensively to Sean Watson should. Have a relatively good season, in my opinion. As a fan and as a realist,
Speaker: I think Cleveland's gonna shit to bed and look like a bunch of fucking morons because that's what I'm used to.
Speaker: But as a sports guy, I try to look at it in a non -biased opinion. But that's my feeling. I think if Deshaun Watson reaches that caliber that he was at before, it's going to be a nightmare for the AFC North. It's going to be an absolute nightmare. The AFC North is going to be shitting themselves. And yet everybody says, what about Joe Burrow in Cincinnati?
Speaker: Nobody cares. Joe Burrow is one in five against Cleveland. Take your word for that. And now we have a defensive line that's going to just sack the absolute shit out of him like they've been doing. And then they signed a fucking linebacker who's in his sixth season and only played seven games last year and still racked up 11 sacks. Yeah.
Speaker: Defensive wise, they filled some holes, they fixed some things. As a fan, I'm excited. But I hate to say that because I get excited and then I get kicked in the dick. But that is that. Week two, I will be in Pittsburgh with my girlfriend sitting behind the Pittsburgh Steelers bench.
Speaker: making fun of TJ Watt for falling into his swimming pool. And my Browns here and then I think week five San Francisco comes to Cleveland and. One of my best friends, the kids has got Godparents, my buddy Kevin. He's a huge 49ers fan, so him and I are talking about going up to Cleveland for that game. So 1 o 'clock game in Cleveland. We were like we could leave here by 10 o 'clock.
Speaker: get up there, tailgate a little bit, go to the game and come home and still be home by six o 'clock on a Sunday night, seven o 'clock on a Sunday night. So the only thing is, is that same 49ers in Cleveland play on Sunday and then Thursday night, Nikki and I are going to see Jason out being. What about Watson and fantasy? There's what I would tell you,
Speaker: is if he's available, if he's available in the third round, maybe fourth round, go ahead and grab him, put him on your bench and see how the first couple of weeks go. Because the first four weeks we play all three division rivals, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, and, and, and, and, and, and, uh, Cincinnati. And then we also have, um,
Speaker: do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. And then we have a bi -week in week five. So, let's see here. Uh, Cincy Pittsburgh, Tennessee, Baltimore bi -week. And then we roll into week six, which is San Francisco. Go ahead and put him on the bench. He already does those first couple of weeks. Harder.
Speaker: QB is but I digress give me one minute. I'll be right back cuz uh I want to answer a couple of questions that came in and how come I don't see the old Twitch comments. We're sorry. I used to get the purple bag and I got pizza. It's ignition was good. I went to get Burger King. That's not his bird. The Sean Watson actually predicted him to have an outstanding season.
Speaker: I said the last season, I want him to have a 100 % season. I think he is 100 % prime. He has no excuses not to have top numbers as a GV in the NFL. Definitely Jim Brown. Jim Brown did a lot of movies. There was a controversy between him and
Speaker: What's that? It was an old 60s, 70s movie he did with a famous white actress. I'm saying that on purpose not being called 100, 100 guns or something like that. Hold on. I have it before that. Pull that movie up. But Jim Brown was deep. It was him and Gail Sayers who are the number one, number two running backs in the NFL history ever. And they are the two top running backs to every NFL player and every NFL running back gives their props to not be right back. But that's my spill. Good. Go ahead. I'm sorry.
Speaker: 100 rifles, Tony, 1969. I believe so. Uh, no, that's why I said, oh shit. No, I wasn't expected to be violated, but I got violated.
Speaker: It's always nice, isn't it? OG classic. Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't. Stop messing with the white women, OG.
Speaker: You almost got a case. Let's let's be real. Let's be real. Let's be real. It wasn't just a white woman. You almost got a case because of a because of a damn care. OG classic. What's good? Come on, OG. Come on, bro. Come on. Was it a hundred rifles, Jeff? Or was it another one? I forgot which one it was. I forgot who the Texas was. I think it was both Derek, but I'm not an OG. I just want you to know that
Speaker: I saw something as a as a as a white man. I've almost okay. Well, that's what it was. It was the movie. Yeah, that's 100 rifles. Okay. If you do not know football, know this. Jim Brown was the man and Jim Brown is the one of the players. Everybody in NFL will forever look up to and never disrespect. Well, he was a role model. That's the thing. I mean, outside of, you know, and he was one of the first running backs in the NFL who
Speaker: He actually is, he made a staple of the 100 yard games. Even to this day, it's a big deal to get 100 yard game. Jim Brown was doing it like it was just a normal Monday for him. Just saying, OG, trust me, I think I can get in line and say I've kind of almost got a couple cases with white women myself. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I almost got shot by a couple of dads. I'm married. I'm married one that I was married one that I could still potentially get the case from. I'm just.
Speaker: As I vote, and I've always stated the same. If you guys ever have a problem, I got plenty of space. I mean, we get along great. You know, we get along great. I may not agree with her life choices, but we get along great. But there might be a day where she catches me when I'm feeling a little sort of way. And, you know. Once again, now, now. And this one, she keeps trying me.
Speaker: That's why I got my plan. Remember one thing, Chris. It's 2023. In Ohio somewhere, there's a wig store. You go buy a wig, keep it just in case. So if any shit starts, you throw it on and say, identify a woman and be dressed. And that one, I love her to death. I love her to death. And I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. But there might come a day where she ends up buried in the backyard and I become, I go from, I go from Glick to Juan Pedro.
Speaker: Oh, I'm playing. You know, I would never do anything, don't you? Damn. Jim Brown, while filming the Dirty Dozen in 1968, he was accused of throwing a woman off a balcony. Well, she should have been talking shit. What? You know what the rule of thumb is? You know what the rule of thumb is? Do you know what the rule of thumb is? Do you know what the rule of thumb is?
Speaker: You better keep it here for my butthole. You know the demons are coming out of there. You want to go near there? Actually, the rule of thumb is actually kind of interesting. If you've ever seen Boondock stage. I hate that movie. What? You ain't never seen it.
Speaker: Yes, I hate it. That's you. You better watch your mouth. Those are two of the greatest movies ever made. Moon Doc Sings, man. I love those movies. It wasn't even that's not even the rule of thumb. That was just like an Irish rule thing and our Scottish. And I think Lady, if she shows up tonight, she can attest to that. But yeah, on Sundays or whatever, you could take a switch no bigger than your thumb and you could beat your wife with it if she stepped out of line.
Speaker: Keep talking shit, woman! That's Sunday tomorrow!
Speaker: Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Look, Jeff's all smug and cocky and arrogant and tough down there in Cancun. We're going to show up one day and knock on his door. He's going to go. Hold up, man. I'm going to get you a sandwich. Hold on. I'll be right there. I will. The first thing I'll say is like, you better brought my sandwich. You can turn around and go right back to the airport. Ava Bowen kind of freaked and tried to hop over the rear balcony.
Speaker: befell and ruled under it. The police, meanwhile, handcuffed Brown and took him to the station despite the lack of any allegations from Bo -Chek Bo and Chen, threatened to charge him with attempted murder. Wow. Damn. The movie that I think was controversial was I Escape from Devil's Island. I think that was one of the ones that I read. I was trying to persuade the police. Damn, he did have a shitload of movies. I never heard of a big movie. Yes, I know. He did a ton of movies.
Speaker: I'm gonna get you suck especially any gives he got game. I forgot he was in that game. I don't you know, Golf Hawk and and and Thanos to be honest with you guys, if Watson is still on the board in my league, my personal league, I would say anywhere between the it depends on draft order too.
Speaker: I would probably take him fourth or fifth because here's the thing you guys have to remember when drafting quarterbacks. You got to buy a week and you never know what injuries could happen. Look at San Francisco last year, they literally lost every quarterback. So Watson's not a good back or not a bad choice to have his backup, especially if by week three, the son of a bitch is popping off.
Speaker: He should be popping off after week one, but during the first game, I'm sure. No, no, Thanos to be a hundred percent honest with you. I have a, I have a, actually, let me see here. I have a 10 person league, I think. Yeah, he may defend this kid exactly. I'm all in on Watson this season. If I was in play, if I made my own league, I had to pick it right now. I'm all in on the Shaw Watson.
Speaker: I'm as my primary. Tony say I'm out. Yeah, you silly as my primary quarterback. I would take him all in. I would. Yeah, I have it. I have a 10 person league and I'll run down the teams. I'm a Browns fan. We got a non football fan. We got two Carolina Panther fans. Another Browns fan. Two Bengals fans, a Raiders fan, a 49ers fan and a non football fan.
Speaker: So yeah, I think, uh, Watson's going to be available. I'm in my league. I'm the smartest football guy outside of, uh, one person, a buddy of ours, his wife is, um, very knowledgeable on football and, um, grab my, grab my, the, the new charger court I just got. And I, and I had, yeah. And I have a block in the car.
Speaker: But yeah, and that was one of the things that Jim Brown was quoted to say. He's like, we got defensive linemen and whatnot that are six foot, two, six foot, three, whatever 300 pounds, and I take it right to him. I fear no man. Well, I mean, hell. And he was, he was a brute. The man was a - You see him in draft day, he's still pieced. In draft day, he plays the trainer.
Speaker: are one of the trainers, and he's still a beast. He's a big deal. He's gone for it. We agree on some shit. Now, we just got to see if the numbers are going to come into play. This early among quarterbacks? Right now, Thanos, I'll go all in. I'll put him number one.
Speaker: Are you fucking high? You got to have balls, motherfucker. I'll put them number one. There's a difference between having balls and actually making an intelligent move. Who should have a better season than him with their schedule right now? I have the answer to that, Tony. Who?
Speaker: Shane motherfucking Falco. You stupid. And I'm going to let him look for real. I don't know who should have a better season to him with that schedule. Because the Jetsons, I thought the Jets were going to go. You're going to put Jashawn Watson, who after almost two years, almost two and a half years of not playing and only playing six games, you're going to put Josh Allen over the likes of like Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes. Sure. Come on.
Speaker: Aaron Rodgers. Come on. Lamar Jackson. Well, fuck Dax Brooks. Trevor Lawrence. Yeah. Russell Wilson. Yeah. Justin Fields. Yeah. Jimmy G. I would say before the season starts, I would put Jimmy G above or up below. Matthew Stafford. Yeah. Kirk Cousins. Yeah. No, this is not a part 3 -7.
Speaker: I mean, fuck, nobody knows what Jordan Love or CJ Stroud or that little midget from Alabama that went to Carolina, what he's going to do. I would, I would easily, I would say before the season starts and an honest actual sports analysis type decision, not based on fanhood, I would say before the season starts,
Speaker: I would give him a top 15 ranking. Four years off the league for the most part, for a year and a half. A year and a half I can see his games coming off of harassment charges and uninjured. Yes, I'm going all in on him. As the number one quarterback in the league, I would love Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen. He's my number one quarterback pick this season.
Speaker: Y 'all can have the other ones. You know what's wrong with Patrick Mahomes? Patrick Mahomes is due to get hurt real soon. Herbert? Herbert? I like Herbert. Kirk, you know what it is about Kirk Cousins? I don't even have a problem with Kirk Cousins. He's a 500 quarterback. He doesn't get hurt. I wouldn't say Kirk Cousins is a third round pick because I've had to run with Kirk Cousins and that motherfucker. And this is why he got points. Double J.
Speaker: Adam Phelan and now they got, what's that tight end that they got now? Conklin. Now they don't got Adam Phelan anymore, but they still have double J. They have KJ Osborne and they have, what's his face? Was it Conklin or whatever from Detroit? And he's still gonna do some running backs. He's gonna put points up every week. He's still gonna do some running backs in Minnesota too.
Speaker: You do still do a decent run of this. One thing that worries me about Watson is when he was in Houston, he used to do what was behind. I mean, he's way more passive, run opportunities. Well, he had that in Cleveland. I think he'll be throwing the ball more. I'm not looking at his personal numbers as far as scrambling. I'm looking at his quarterback numbers. He got plenty of people to get the ball to. Now, mind you, he has a very strong offense and a lot of offensive options. And he can still run a knee beat. I don't see why you wouldn't grab him. And I will say this off the rip.
Speaker: I know what kind of a beast he was in college. There's nothing wrong with that dude. He was 100 % healthy and he's hungry. That's who you want when you're drafted. You drafted him like he's a rookie all over again. I thought she worked, whatever. She is. Oh, wait. She had just gotten out of the car. Oh, OK. Oh, gotcha.
Speaker: I hear that golf ball. I don't know the Vikings regrets. I absolutely agree with you 100 % golf Hawk as much as it pains me to say that I do think that the Vikings are going to stumble. But you know what? I don't they might run that division this year because Aaron Rodgers is gone. The Bears are the Bears.
Speaker: Uh, you know, Detroit's got some weapons, but they did get rid of the bears have potential. They do. Um, and, and I think Minnesota still might run that. So I don't think they're going to regress. Well, I think we're just about Watson's Gary Hanson. I'll show you my paycheck when you show me your face. Uh, the only thing that worries me about Watson is when he was in Houston, they were always behind. That means way more passing and running opportunities for Watson. Uh, we will have that.
Speaker: Will we have that in Cleveland? Will he be playing? I don't think I, you know, and as I said, on paper with the offensive weapons and the offense that we have, there will be very few games that Cleveland should be playing from behind. Unless their defense chokes and gives up leads late in the game. Should be.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I actually, I, I, I work for a very large company, um, in my state, uh, make pretty good money. And this is, this is honestly a hobby. Yeah. And if this job made, and if doing this podcast made me more money than I made in my real job, I would still probably continue to do my real job. I love my company that much. And I like my job. We will be on network television.
Speaker: Yeah, well, Tony would be out in a hurry, but I like my job. I like the people I work for. I really like my company. I like, I like how they think and how they operate. And, um, you know, which, uh, I'm almost 42 years old and I've worked a lot of different companies. I mean, I'm almost 22 years old.
Speaker: I'm almost 22. I'll be 22 in October. Wow. I forget. I forget. I have to lie sometimes because this is like the fact that you got to see the belt. I'm hearing that too. Yeah. There's a lot of talk, a lot of support behind the bed. You're sitting on my face.
Speaker: I ain't done it yet. I didn't say nothing. I see his face. Keep it up, fucker. Every time she walks in, Chris, every time she walks in her house, like, hold on, let me clean your seat. Ready?
Speaker: Oh, there's my son. I got a built -in bib. Tony told me I had to go to Spencer's and get a bib earlier. I said, I already have one. For why? Huh? For why? Oh, I think you know. I already have one. It's built -in. It catches everything. And then I can. Leftovers. It's called for leftovers. No, it's not if you're doing it right. It's not nasty as fuck.
Speaker: I'm a street pharmacist. Nice. You know, I'm gonna get on board with you. I think the Bears, the Bears were not a bad team last year. And I'm waiting for the Bears to break out and I'm really waiting for Justin Fields to go off. Balls to the wall.
Speaker: and really make me eat my word. Well, you know what? Actually, one quarterback over the last 300 years is not going to make me eat my words about Ohio State quarterbacks. You all fucking suck, and you're all garbage. Sure. And I'm hoping Justin Fields goes off and balls the fuck out. Tony D said that's nasty. He's clearly never done it, right? He never had to get a fucking squeegee out for your fucking bald ass cranium. You ain't doing it right.
Speaker: Let me help you out. I'm bald because I can use more than my tongue if I want to. You're bald because you're fallically challenged? Is that what you said? Oh, Carolina should have taken a CJ's crowd. They got a good young team. They got a good young court. We just got to see if it's going to develop.
Speaker: I don't, I mean, I don't know. I don't, I have about as high expectations for shroud as I've had for every OSU quarterback that has been drafted and come out and I'm not a Buckeyes fan and I'm not trying to sound biased or anything like that, but it's just a simple fact of the matter is. Just look at it and you'll see Ohio State and Ohio State in
Speaker: Even Alabama for that matter, outside of Jalen Hurts, have never been known to produce NFL quality quarterbacks. Wrong. Jesus Christ. Shane Falco came from Ohio State. Who came from Alabama, Tony? That was good. He had like one season.
Speaker: Yeah, but even I know Joe Namath, so that's pretty good. He had one fluke ass season. You got AJ Materin, he was okay. Greg McElroy wasn't the best to me. Greg McElroy was a goddamn tennis player. I said Greg McElroy. Idiot. Nobody's ever even heard of that guy. Yeah, I haven't heard of him. You're not supposed to have heard of him, no.
Speaker: Um, J. McCarrie, goddamn XFL right now, since he's so great. Two of your greatest quarterbacks in the NFL came from Alabama right now. Tom Brady. That's what your homes. That's what you only got four people. Josh Allen. That's Matthew Stafford. Kirk cousins. DeShawn Watson. Since he's your number one guy. Brock.
Speaker: Jimmy Garappolo, Eric Carr. Do I need to keep naming fucking quarterbacks? You haven't named the right one yet. So who are they to? Jalen Hurts. I said Janet and I said it with the exception of Jalen Hurts. And to, oh my God, I got a fucking hangnail and I need brain surgery. Tie -out logo, Google logo, logo, logo. Jalen Hurts and two seconds by a lower, both hands from Alabama. Not great.
Speaker: Again, Jalen Hurts has had one good season. Did he just make it to the Super Bowl? He had one good season. He had more than one good season. He's had one good season. He's had one good healthy season. OK. Guess what? That's the story. Go for it. Keep it up. I'm rooting for Jalen Hurts. I don't care where he went to school for. I like Jalen Hurts to a not an NFL great quarterback right now. The son of a bitch can't stay healthy.
Speaker: Regardless of if it's his fault, the NFL's fault, the coach and staff, well, the guy can't stay healthy. That does not make you great. I literally rattled off two of the top tier quarterbacks right now in the league and Jalen Hertz and Tua are not even anywhere remotely close to being on their level.
Speaker: Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes, as much as I hate to say it, those are your two top quarterbacks in the league right now. And David Smills. Where's, where's Brian at when we need him?
Speaker: and I'm pulling for two of that's the thing. I want to see Miami run that division. You got busted being a creeper. Yeah, you got busted being creeper Brian. I'm going to lose. Well, **** you. Why don't you come and try my meth?
Speaker: And by the way, it doesn't happen on that. I absolutely 100 % agree Thanos. Jalen is getting better every year. Every year Jalen is getting better. He's not elite status in my opinion. This is just my personal opinion. But every year he's getting better and better and that's awesome. Tua, he can't stay healthy for whatever reason.
Speaker: And it sucks because I'm really fucking pulling for Miami. God damn it. Bart Starr, Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler were also Alabama quarterback. Never heard of him. AJ McCarron. Again, the guy's playing in the XFL. It's one step up from Canada. Stop saying AJ McCarron. Stop it. My point is proven. Your point is not proven.
Speaker: You hate when you hate when I'm right. How many Super Bowl rings do those guys have combined? Who? All those names that you just rattled off. Three of them in the Hall of Fame. How many Super Bowl rings? How many championships do they have combined? Maybe three or four or five. Only three or four? Four or five. I mean, there's two quarterbacks from Michigan that have like nine combined.
Speaker: and one of them don't even have to play. He just collect Super Bowl rings. Classic narcissistic, bored ass, single -minded fan. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Every time we bring up Michigan and Ohio, or Michigan and Alabama, that's your number one go -to. That's your number one go -to. You don't like it when I use your own defense against you. Classic, narcissistic, nothing to do, bored having ass.
Speaker: drama. Shut up. Oh my god. Get yo ass. That is so **** pathetic. Every time we bring up college football, that is your number one go to. How many championships? That's what everybody else uses. Everybody. I put you with the double ruski. Okey dokey. No, I'm not. And I hit you with the same logic.
Speaker: Tua is also improving every year, even last season, number was good. I don't like Tua on the field based on his health condition, but he is doing it. I agree. As far as I know, Connor's doing pretty good on a whole other subject. As far as I know, Connor's doing pretty good. He's healing up. He's relaxed and he's resting at home. Brian, when you're free, dammit. Where we go from here or where Connor goes from here, I don't know. Hopefully, every day he'll get better and better.
Speaker: I'm really pulling for the guy. I love that kid to death. I really do. Absolutely. That's why you say something. If anything else is going wrong, so I may be wrong in that. Wait, what kind of talks more shit than you don't hear anything. You're doing good. Oh,
Speaker: cover it covers like by a little like I'm I'm his I'm his check this out Jeff. I'm his I'm his he he is my Luke Skywalker and I am his Yoda. Oh, Jesus. I feel bad for that franchise already. Oh, that franchise. Speaking of that franchise. Did you hear
Speaker: Disney, what was it, last year, two years ago, they opened up the Star Wars themed hotel. It was like $2 ,500 a night. A night. It was all Star Wars themed, it was like a Star Wars experience. Yeah, you actually stay in a starship style. Yeah, it was like a full on Star Wars experience at this point. They're closing it down.
Speaker: Why? Because it's too expensive. Because it's too goddamn expensive and nobody fucking cares about Star Wars. You're a liar. No, there's a bunch of YouTubers. There's a bunch of YouTubers got free info. There's a bunch of YouTubers that snuck in after hours and filmed a video. No, no, no, no. They actually invited YouTubers out to - No, text. Brian, nobody asked you.
Speaker: And they went out and they, you know, film while they're in the room. They'd stay for like... Bring your ass up on camera and talk that bullshit. Mr. Five Fucking Hours talking about Lord of the Rings. I mean, Game of Vampires or whatever stupid ass TV show that you fucking nerds like. Careful Sportsboy. Game of Incestual, successfully medieval dragon vampires.
Speaker: Well, gentlemen, it is about that time for break. When we come back, I have some trivia for you boys. When we come back, actually.
Speaker: Fuck. We got a football conversation. Yeah, you did. I was going to be an asshole tonight. Yeah, I know. That's why when we come back, when we come back, I have some trivia because Chris and Tony say that one is better than the other at music. So I have some trivia. I'm going to name some songs and they're going to give me the artists.
Speaker: Let's do it. I have 100 of the greatest one -hit wonders. Brian, I absolutely agree with you. It's 100 % way too expensive. I think it would be a cool experience, even though I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan. I watched the first three movies. I liked them for what they were. I don't want to shit on the first three movies. They were really cool movies for their time.
Speaker: everything after that is just like Yeah, it's fodder. Yeah, everything after after the original cash cow. She's she's she's begging for somebody to put her out. I don't get this point golf talk to answer your question. And I know Connor's been on here. So he's already put this out there. So it's not
Speaker: Um, it's not like, um, anything new or something. I shouldn't say, uh, Connor hurt his back. He's in the military. He's active duty. He did his eight years in the air force and then re enlisted into the army. Um, and he's had some back issues. Um, I don't know the medical terms or anything like that, but, um,
Speaker: So he had to have back surgery. They did the back surgery. Then he had some complications. There was some bruising and bleeding, whatnot. So like the day of his back surgery, they had to do a second emergency. Agreed, Brian. Surgery. And
Speaker: And since then, I mean, he was on the show just a day or so after or a day, a couple of days, a couple of days after surgery and kind of went through all the specifics. But no, he's at home. He's healing. He's he's resting up. Hopefully he's enjoying time. You know, my biggest thing was he's got three little ones. He's got a brand new baby girl. I think she's almost a year old. And then he's got two little boys under the age of 10. And it's like, dude, you just got to get healthy.
Speaker: So you can be a dad and be able to enjoy being a dad and do all the stuff that comes in to, you know, running around and carrying them and blah, blah, blah. So, so he's healing up. He's resting up. He should be on here more than what he, than what he is.
Speaker: I don't even know if they could do $1 ,500 at all hours a night and still stay in business. That's a lot of fucking money for a hotel, even though - For a night. I mean, you'd have to, you're maybe $800. But at $1 ,500 or what they charge now, if they threw in some cool shit, like, you know, lightsabers or - Yeah, the last time, the last time, well, the only time I've been to Disney,
Speaker: Uh, we stayed at the re -imagination studios, whatever it was like there. It was, it was, um, what you didn't say to me, if, if I look distance, cause I'm watching the Preakness race, if you're a horse racer or a horse gambler, the favorite is in a key position for two days. They about to run this motherfucker. Glad you interrupted me from that. Yes, I did. Oh, oh, oh my God.
Speaker: No, but it was like the animation hotel. Okay, yeah. It was really cool. So you got to kind of get everything like, you know, the swim park area had a Little Mermaid and a Finding Nemo and Pixar, just all this stuff at this hotel. And I think for a week, we spent two grand.
Speaker: And that included breakfast and lunch and dinner and everything like that. If you wanted to eat at the hotel. Um, so yeah, I mean, that was a week for two grand. Four or five people. Yeah. There was five of us. Yeah. I'm sorry. Star Wars is huge. I get that, but it's not bigger than Disney. No, it's not.
Speaker: And we say that at Disney, and we say that at, and it wasn't until I was at Disney. I will put the symbol as franchises, but that was in the music. I wouldn't put in Star Wars anywhere near the ballpark. You know, if you were at a football game, Disney was sitting, they're sitting, actually, they're sitting on the field. Star Wars is still in the nosebleed seats. I wouldn't say nosebleeds, they're about halfway up there. As far as like franchises and business and company.
Speaker: Well, there'll be general admission right now. Ooh, look at this race. General admission. Yeah, I'd give them that. No, but the, the, I, I, like I said, I get the price. You know, it's not cheap to build that shit. I, I, I will, I'll, I'll pass that on to him, Golf Hawk. What's up? I was holding his ass off. Ooh, that's fucked up. They cut that horse off. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Uh, I will say before we go into music tonight. Right? If you don't, Brian, I'm in. Uh, before we go into break music tonight,
Speaker: Tony and, uh, Tony and juice would like taste way to bring the faggy, the faggy fucking music to the show. There is, there is in London, a Airbnb that you stay at Hagrid's cabin.
Speaker: from Harry Potter. And there's another one that's kind of like staying at Ron's parents' house. Well, they're also, they're extremely expensive. What? Just because it's themed. I'm in, Brian. Welcome to West Rose. Be nice to your friends.
Speaker: where's your home hotel right there she got lost um harry potter universal studios with no joke that right no no i'll tell you what when tiny when tiny was in london i i got her tickets to go to uh where they filmed harry potter it's now a tour she enjoyed it she had fucking blood she cried she was so happy
Speaker: because you literally stand in places where actual scenes from the movies took place. So it's like, yeah. And they sell, they sell the butter beer. They sell the fine rare flavor ice cream. They sell all the candies you see in the movies. It's fucking amazing. Like a Bud Light Long Island. We're just supposed to go to break this all. I was trying to, but Jeff won't shut the fuck up. Now what will you put us all? Of course for a fucking hour.
Speaker: I'm not even a part of the show right now. You're not. Fucking Jeff and Brian are being fucking nerds. You can sniff it through a straw. I can. That's why I can only drink one of those. What is it? It's a Long Island slushie.
Speaker: I mean, it's good but it's I can feel it now. It's a little. Uh huh. That's good though. That's really good. It's got some tingle to it. It's got a little something to it. Jeffrey, I'm a smacky with a sandwich. What? I was saying. Jeez, what's going on? Jeez. I'm a smacky with a sandwich. Here you go. Here you go, Jeez. Since you're here. Why is that get my sandwich? I don't care.
Speaker: It was, it was Jeeves. I was taking sandwich off your ass. Yeah, but I like that. Wouldn't be the first time. He sounds like a chipmunk. Jeeves, since you're here, here you go, man. Since you and Tony Deeb brought the faggy for the music tonight. If you want it for that damn long ass dead cowboy video, you tell me anything. Yeah, you and your eight pound frame, kind of.
Speaker: Brian, first and foremost, a Long Island iced tea is a fantastic drink. And, bitch, don't even act like you're some kind of experienced fucking drinker just because you sip one glass of bourbon for six hours. Yeah, Mr. White Claw. Straight. One last for six hours. I've watched you. I've been lying with you. I'm so fancy.
Speaker: He takes it. He takes it easy. You drink. Oh, this bourbon is. He's got the light beer. Don't do it. You fucking drink Miller genuine draft. It's not like that. It's not like that. Bitch, it's the lightest beer on the planet. It is. It is. It is.
Speaker: Miller's genuine draft is the transgender of all beers. It pretends to be a sexual of alcohol. It is literally water from Foote, Michigan. That's all Miller's genuine draft beer is. This motherfucker drinks purified water and calls himself tough.
Speaker: If I didn't drink beer, I would drink bubble. I don't drink, I don't drink no late beers genuine draft. It is crown after. I mean, crown peach. Miller genuine draft is water from Flint, Michigan. I like Miller genuine draft. Thank you, Jeff. I like Miller genuine draft too.
Speaker: If I could get it. This guy always has to be on this light beer kit. It's the same alcohol. This beer has the same alcohol content that your Miller genuine draft does. No, it doesn't. We did those numbers. It does. We've done this before. Yeah, we don't need to. This has the same exact content. This is why you can't play the music. He's always got to have something. It's less filling, better taste. Tastes great. The more tasting. That's what they say about me. Let's fill it better. I didn't wave my words around.
Speaker: I had, you know what? I was thinking about you saying oily, but then I'm laughing at myself because you did that shit a couple of days ago. You said oily twice and it was real fast. We're talking about Scott's been clad in killed left the bar one evening fair and one could tell by how he walked and he drunk more than his share. He fumbled around until he couldn't no longer keep his feet and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Speaker: Smack it on Miller Lite. I don't even care. This beer has zero trans in it. But it's got one holding it.
Speaker: Got it, motherfucker. I got him. I want to get your sandwich just for that. Got it, motherfucker. Wow. I got some beer for later in my beard.
Speaker: Oh my god. That was a home fucking run, Grand Slam motherfucker. I will make you any sandwich you want. That was one of those final big drinks too. Yeah, I hope you're most grateful. Wow. That wouldn't be the best thing you've ever heard from Jeff Maier. I couldn't even put it.
Speaker: Jeff, I ain't gonna lie. I miss half of what you say. Oh, okay. Yes. This is a non -transparent. I said, but it's got one hole in it. I didn't even get to finish the punch line and Jeff got me. I'm I'm clipping that. That was that was plastic. What do we have? 113. We're gonna go to break. So, I cannot be a rude asshole. She brought the bull.
Speaker: what's the president what's the president say about a boom yes big old big ball right on you they got it with the trace big bone all right let's take a real quick break
Speaker: I think Jeeves is still floating around here and this was requested by Jeeves. So we'll go ahead and get his song on here. We'll be back here in just a few minutes, guys. Go ahead and enjoy a little bit of... You know, Tony, you give me shit about the music I play, but I played this band and I introduced them to our audience and they seemed to really like them.
Speaker: If the audience likes it, please. That's why I do what I do. This is our last night with their cover of Miley Cyrus's flowers. Yeah. So enjoy this one back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: We were good, we were gold Kind of dream that can't be sold We were riding till we weren't Built a home and watched it burn Yeah, I didn't want to leave you, I didn't want to lie It's hard to cry, but then remember
Speaker: Write my name in the sand Talk to myself for hours Say things you don't understand
Speaker: No regret, I forgive every word you said Oh, I didn't want to leave you, baby, I didn't want to fight Started to cry but then remembered I I can buy myself flowers Write my name in the sand
Speaker: I can take myself to jail If I can hold my hand Yeah, I can love me
Speaker: I can buy myself flowers Write my name in the sand Talk to myself for hours Say things you don't understand I can take myself dancing, yeah I can hold my hand
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Speaker: don't be promoting your bullshit. I'll do the promoter out here, pal. That was our last night with their cover of Miley Cyrus's flowers per request of Jeeps. You see how that works guys? Look at that chatter's box. You guys can pick your music and if it's a cover song and I find it, I'll grab it. And Tony D, I don't know if you've looked at the brand or not, but go look at the brand and scroll all the way down.
Speaker: And you'll see I got your song too, bud. Just so you know. For the record, Bathurst played this song.
Speaker: And I liked it. For the record, effort was not on our level. I know, but he played it when we used to do the stuff on that. I thought they did an outstanding job of performing. Yeah, you know, they just told you to just take it or leave it. I do like that band. I like that group. Actually, you know what, in all honesty, that might be the group that I reached out to on TikTok and was chit -chatting with.
Speaker: Oh, cool. Tell them also. So we're good on their music. I thought they did a hell of a job. I thought they did a hell of a job, seriously. Yeah. They got a lot of covers. We did the cover of Morgan Wallins last night. Yeah, yeah, it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. I did reach out to them and they said, yeah, play our music. They thought he played their music. Brian, he's a bit too big. No, no, we played Lee.
Speaker: We played it Wednesday night. But he's he's kind of a big deal. Yeah, but as long as you're not side by a major label, right? I don't know. Yeah, we played. We played is this love? Yeah. Last Wednesday night, his dance monkey covers awesome. So and I and I do have other stuff. But like I said, you know, I want these guys to.
Speaker: Tony and Jeff and you know, even you guys in the chatters box to let us know. I found a loophole to play big songs, major songs, and we just played the covers. Yeah. And we don't get in trouble on YouTube. So if you know a band that's not signed by a major record label or too big, then let me know.
Speaker: or let us know and we can't get it on this show. By the way, welcome back to Not Sensible Nonsense, everybody. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, around 6 p .m. Eastern time. Get in the chat box, shoot shit with us.
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Speaker: We're all in the same game. I've found myself chit -chatting with more and more different podcasts, looking to do some collaborations, some share for share type deal, and getting us involved in some things outside of our hamster wheel, if you will.
Speaker: Um, I do got to reach out to our guys from scums scumbag podcast. I got to reach out to those guys because I can't, we have to do a show together, whether it's on their platform or our platform or both. We're going to have fun with that one. That's going to be fun. Uh, I, we just recently, um, started following each other on Instagram and, uh, I've really been enjoying what they do. I like what they do.
Speaker: I think I think the the five of us are going to have a good time when we link up. I think it's going to be a really cool collaboration. Um but anywho, with that being said, I guess I'll say by me being an asshole to Monday. Yeah. But I feel bad being an asshole when I'm not drinking. Like because then like my conscience gets in the way.
Speaker: You broke it. That was smart. You broke it, Jason. Thank you. That's how I'm going to hit you with a Glick stunner. Glick said he going to hit you with a stunner. Glick said he going to hit you with a stunner. That's right. I'm going to show you who the champ is, Jason. Okay, duh.
Speaker: Well, gentlemen, last Saturday. Go. You two got into it. I'm going to give you a half hour for this. That's fine. That's fine. But you two got into an argument on who knows the best. You didn't get into an argument. We got into it who thinks it's bigger than who's. Exactly. So I found a playlist on Spotify. It's called The 100 Greatest One It Wonders. And I'm going to read you the title. Rick Hasley.
Speaker: and you guys over there singing it. Who is singing what? Jason never going to give you up. Go ahead Jason. We've been hanging out with white people, Tony. Get him. It's mixed. The school's mixed actually. I got a problem with that. Well, because Tony, there was a trend for a long time.
Speaker: Yeah. It's like, it still happens. I just want to tell you how to feel. OK, so. And now we're all singing. Shut up, Jeff. Let us sing our song. Sing our song. You know, OK. You know, in that video, in that video, the area where he's standing, the area where he's standing in that video has become a landmark? I don't know.
Speaker: It's actually true. I just gotta say the gayest thing that ever came out of the 80s, I already don't know the answer, I'm not gonna lie to you. I just gotta say the gayest thing that ever came out of the 80s, and I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna name the song, I'm just gonna tell you the artist. There was a duet done by David Bowie and Mick Jagger. You call that the gayest thing of the 80s?
Speaker: Look it up, Tony. No. You said you were giving her 30 minutes. Give me 30 fucking minutes and stop. I'm just saying, I'm just saying the game is saying everything out of the 80s. Is David Bowie, Mick Jagger, duet? Look it up. No. I'm going to say wait before you go -go.
Speaker: Definitely gayer than wham. I see what you put there, Tony D. So starting with the first one, and this is no particular order. Gentlemen, name the artist, Return of the Mac. Mark Morrison. That's Mark Morrison. You're not wrong, Mark. Return of the Mac. That's what I said. How did you look this up and still fuck it up, Jeff?
Speaker: I didn't. I literally read a return of the Mac. You said returning. Did I? I apologize. I meant return. Are you going to be my, are you going to be my girl? Every fucking R &B artist out there. No, it wasn't R &B. No, it's not an R &B song. This is the title. This is the title. I will actually play it a little bit for you. Are you going to be my girl? I know this song.
Speaker: I think I'm not connected to my phone. I'm sure it's not Linda Kravitz. Are you going to go my way? This is my Tyler face. This is my girl. I know that song. I forgot the name of it. I know that song. He got that one. God damn it. OK, so you were in Shazam and I thought you were.
Speaker: now um it's uh it's freaking uh uh jet thank you you aren't correct it is not jonja just jet jet j -e -t fuck is that uh this one is a little bit i don't know this one uh trouble and i'm gonna play a little bit
Speaker: It's not It's not a it's not a band it's um, it's it's it's uh
Speaker: It's just one person. It is actually a band. It is actually a band. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, no. Keep the school going, girl, fuck. For correct reasons, Tony won't know this one. And I'll tell you why once you guys answer. Shit. I'm going to take one too long. It's not, are you sure it's not a band?
Speaker: All right, now it's just one singer, right? It's not a person. When you hear the name of the band, you're going to know it's not a person. I got a background, so I can't focus. I don't know who that is. Are you ready? Yeah, I don't. Yeah. It is called shampoo. About who? Shampoo is the name of the band. Yeah, no. That's why I said you wouldn't know it, Tony. You don't have air.
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Speaker: Calm down, Scotland. She's the music junkie. Do not do music with Lady O 'One, ladies and gentlemen. Hello, Wally. Hello, Lady O 'One. She put it in? I mean, we gave her 10 minutes to Google it. She would destroy your ass in music. I'm serious. All right. She's pretty fucking good. This one is the radio edit of the song called Space Man. What is it? Space Man.
Speaker: Get this, bro, let's fuck in the UK. No, it is actually the 100 Greatest One -Hit Wonders. One -Hit Wonders, okay, that's fine. What's the name of that band? It's Babylon Zoo. Never heard of it, honestly. Okay, the theme song to friends, I'll be there for you.
Speaker: I don't like it either. I don't know what that is. Too late. I have no idea who that is. I have no idea. Chris? That is... You're googling it. That doesn't count. Yes he is. I see his ass. I can see his phone. In his glasses.
Speaker: That's my laptop. First and foremost. It's to the screen. Helen said the Rembrandts. That is correct. It is the Rembrandts. I can't hear what everybody's talking. Goddamn. Play it again. Hold on. Wait.
Speaker: What are you? What are you looking at? It's sound like Rump Shaker by Rex and the Fit. It's sound like Rump Shaker by Rex and the Fit. No, you're wrong. It's it's called One Week.
Speaker: Very popular. That's the 90s. That's not the 80s. No, I said his greatest one -hit wonders of all time. Oh, I'm stuck in the fucking 80s thinking over here. It's all over the map. Okay. Thank you. It is actually the bare naked ladies. I've heard of them, but I don't know their music. I admit that. I've heard of them. Okay, here's one. Chris, you probably know this. You've heard this on the radio. How do you know this?
Speaker: Walking in Memphis. Walking who? Walking in Memphis.
Speaker: I love that song. Okay. For those who are. I love that song and I don't know who the original is. Mark Cohen. Oh yeah. I didn't know that. Damn it. Okay. That's the same guy who, that's the same guy who did. I'm like, this is a question. This isn't me saying it, but isn't that the same guy who did? Hallelujah.
Speaker: from sure. Yes, actually, yes. See, even like you said the same damn thing that I said. Y 'all are so late reading these comments. Which version? No, it wasn't Mark Cohen. I don't think it was Mark Cohen who did Hallelujah. But here's a difficult one. This is a little older. This is Tony's generation.
Speaker: Oh, Richie Valens. Richie! Do I get bonus points? Richie Valens was the head lead singer, but what was the name of his band? Oh my god. That's your clips for the weird glit. Fucking Richie Valens is a goddamn point.
Speaker: I get bonus points for doing his brother in the movie, but it is Los Los Los Lobos. You can't even fucking say it. You can't even fucking say it. Los Lobos in Mexico, you guilty bastard. Oh, Chris, this is a difficult one. I cannot pronounce the name. You guys know this one. My bad. Well, that's why I asked the question.
Speaker: Oh, what is her name? I love that song. Yeah, someone's about Elvis. Yes, it is. It is the latest. Damn, she's gorgeous. The lady who sings that. Lana Lewis or Elena. I know I'm right there. You're close.
Speaker: I'm right there. That's what you said. A lot of Miles, yes. Yes, it is Miles. And Miles is spelled M -Y -L -E -S. Yeah. Oh, that song is about a little girl being obsessed with Elvis. I love that song. Tony, you should know this one. Tupac Shakur.
Speaker: This is exactly why I'm taking this place. I'm taking this place because it's on there. I got that point. I should have had it for walking away because I knew I knew the answer. This is my next video, this one.
Speaker: is I want to sex you up. Yeah, it's calling me back. I'm going to give you credit for all from one of the first place. Oh, I love all from one. They were both. They were good. They were real good, as far as boy bangs. Probably my favorite, Tony D. You should both 100 % know this one right off the bat.
Speaker: Have you ever met a girl that you tried to take? You're smart, yes! My pleasure! Girl, you got what I need! But you say it's just a rest, and it's halfway up your ass. Oh baby! You're killing me before I get in trouble! I have friends! I have friends here! You have friends here? Who's your friends?
Speaker: I don't know who Randy is. Do I get to meet Randy? Well, I mean, she can come in here for fuck's sakes. Tony, dick him down deep. Very popular song in the, I want to say 80s, maybe even the 70s.
Speaker: but mainly was huge and everyone knows this song. It's called school's out. Thank you. Not all of them. I don't know. Uh, Tony, I'm going to give you a gimme. This is a gimme for you.
Speaker: I love that song. That song came out in the club.
Speaker: when your boy was working, that's who got drug on that dance floor. That's correct. Pretty Ricky with that one hit one that's calling me bad. Yeah, pretty Ricky and calling me bad. Honestly, I did not make the list. I'm just reading. Yo, I believe you. I believe you. Yeah, yeah. Pretty Ricky had some hits, man. Maybe about three or four.
Speaker: Yeah, but those guys, those guys, no, Tony D, Tony D, you're, you got to look at the club scene though for pretty Ricky. They were killing the club scene. Yeah. But this is back when I was watching a lot of the, the music video show music wise radio, music videos, you're right that a radio and I was in Panama city around the time they came out, but pretty much in flight. I didn't hear a lot of all of their songs.
Speaker: but I don't know. Absolutely not a one hit wonder at all. But pretty Ricky could not be.
Speaker: You couldn't edit their music and put it on the radio. That's why I think they're on this list. No, you couldn't, you really couldn't. All they had to do was say the two words damn song. I mean, there was only like six words in the song. So this one, this one is a little bit hard. Alice Cooper was not a one hit wonder. Jeff, Jeff, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go ahead and say this. I don't care about your excuses. I'm gonna go ahead and say this. And Tony, do you use this from your neck of the woods?
Speaker: Your list is fucking for gazing. It's for gazing as fuck. Forget about it. You didn't make the list. You pulled it off the website. I didn't make the list. I found it off the Spotify. Alice Cooper has so many hits. I agree with you. This song is called Better Days. Diane Reeves. Wallflowers. See if you recognize it. Diane Reeves.
Speaker: It's some goofy ass man like Jim blossoms or some dumb shit like that You're close, but it's not Jim. Yeah, it really is trust me It's one of them goofy ass bands like Jim blossoms. It is citizen King. Yeah again goofy ass man I
Speaker: I can't remember her name. I don't fucking care because this song was fucking lame and how I don't know. And it was the graduation song for everybody who graduated in 2000. Everybody who graduated in 2000, every school use this as their goddamn graduation. It doesn't matter what it's called. It doesn't matter who sings it. This is good.
Speaker: uh this one is called graduation
Speaker: I know that. I know all these songs, but I can't think of a fuckin' artist. I know where I from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from. I know where you from.
Speaker: Okay, yeah, that's what I thought it was. Okay, never mind. I was gonna say, it's closing time. No, that is not the right song. That is not the right song or the band. Do you have a name of the band? Nobody cares. Better than Ezra. Yeah. Better than Ezra.
Speaker: I'm fucking sucking. Yeah, you both are. Yeah, well, I expected Tony to suck on this. I know all these songs, but I can't think of a fucking artist. That's the thing that's killing me. Go for it. It might be the amount of beer I've drank. One -to -one. No, no, no, no. If you both don't get this, I'm kicking you both off the podcast. Gangster's Paradise. Coolio.
Speaker: And now I'm going on to my playlist. Just so you know. Oh wait, Jamie wants on a one, one, one trick. I, I, I said I switched to my list. This may have been one hit for that year. From what I'm not even doing. No, I don't like this one hit wonderless. Oh, so you're just on your playlist. What's there not to like just roll with the motherfucker. Here we go.
Speaker: I want the name and the artist. Okay, go. Girls, these the boys. These the boys? I have no other place. Come on, Tony, let's get it. Girls. Girls.
Speaker: Okay. To do the laundry and the chores. To make my sandwich. Okay. To do the dishes and clean up my room. To do the laundry. A little bit harder one. A still popular song. Let us have our moment.
Speaker: I don't know who's singing that but that is terrible.
Speaker: That is fucking you know that song yeah That is the original version the original version is garbage compared to the like
Speaker: Wow. The song is called Fire, Water, Burn. And as no, it's not but Old Surfers, Brian. It is Bloodhound Gang. Yeah. Let's see. That was the best you could pick from a Bloodhound Gang, really? It was just, I'm scrolling. I have over 400 songs on my shit. Scrolling motherfuckers, okay. Here we go. Chris, you should know this.
Speaker: from Parsley Blues motherfucker. There goes my. Fucking artists and I know every song. Very popular. Yeah, it's it's it's Foo Fighters. Correct.
Speaker: Tony don't know nothing about the food. Tony is not down with the food. He's down with the woo, but he's not down with the food. I'm down with the woo. You're going to get me, Tony D. Let's see here. Brian got it. There goes my hero. Nice watch. Hey, thank you. I just got it. Oh my goodness. Okay, here's one you should both know.
Speaker: You nasty bastard. What was that? What was that? There's some shit going on here. Jeff, you're not paying attention to this shit. You can't hear a goddamn thing. You didn't fuck this motherfucker shit. What the damn shit. All right. All right. Last song, Jeff. Last song, Jeff. OK. If it's going to be the last song, I can't do that one. Let me get a better one.
Speaker: Survivor, Iron of the Tiger. It's too easy, too easy, too easy. Living in America. Okay, here we go. That's just the...
Speaker: Oh you boys should know this I could barely hear it all the way through honestly, that's a fucking
Speaker: Gangster Rap made me do it. Yeah, Ice Cube. Ice Cube. Yeah, Ice Cube. That song I've only heard maybe two or three times. I don't remember that. So I'll give you a Jesus DJ. He would know these. He'll catch them a lot faster than I will. I was taught. I was like, it's not Ice T. It's what the fuck is it? Are we there yet? But the vocals weren't coming. And I could barely hear most of the time. Yeah, your rap validation is canceled, Tony D. Good luck.
Speaker: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Speaker: You already know better with me. I've surprised you, which was cool. That was an accomplishment for me with my big country white ass. And Tony was like, oh shit, you know that? And I'm like. I did say that don't happen. I was like, yeah, that's my shit right there. I think I still have that broadcast. I'm impressed.
Speaker: And I, you know, there's only a few select artists from the West Coast that I like. I'm more of an East Coast guy, especially New York. So there's - I got a big on who I heard and who I checked out. Now, if I had never heard you on the radio, I haven't checked you out. I'm big with the East Coast.
Speaker: dirty South, if you will. And I mean, you know, surprisingly, there's a lot of rappers from the Midwest area, Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Illinois, and stuff like that, that a lot of people kind of sleep on a little bit, but Detroit has great
Speaker: music makers. I didn't realize a lot of G unit beats D12 made. Yeah. Yeah. So last one. And a lot of people, a lot of people forget that, um, you know, as far as rap game goes up in Michigan, Kid Rock was involved in that for, for a long time. Yeah. But everything goes through trick trick. Yeah. Well, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on the way up here today, uh,
Speaker: Nikki was playing music. We had our phone connected to Bluetooth in the car on the way up here. And I was kind of doing my thing. I was uploading podcasts and getting the music ready for tonight and everything else and doing all that shit. And for me, it's taking how you want to, however you feel about this, man. I grew up and I love tech nine.
Speaker: Yeah. I love me some tech nine. I've seen tech nine and and you want to talk about somebody standing out like a sore **** thumb.
Speaker: No, no, this guy at a tech nine concert, all six to almost 300 pounds, big ass country fan, white boy at a tech nine concert, standing out, knowing every word, just and everybody going.
Speaker: They put me to the front. I was up at the front. They're like, damn. Roger Sanders used to love when I played. He would request a Tech 9 song all the time. I love Tech 9 and Royce the Five -Nine. Two of my favorites. Two of my favorite raps. And Royce can freestyle, so Royce is good. Yeah, Royce, well, man, Royce is dusty.
Speaker: Royce is absolutely disgusting when he frees out. He did four years ago, I played him. That shit was excellent. It was excellent. Him and him did that cipher, that 10 minute cipher together. That was him in Slaughterhouse. And Royce was a beast, yes. Him, Slaughterhouse, and Royce. Him, Slaughterhouse, and Yellow Wolf, yes. Yeah, Yellow Wolf. Speaking of underrated as fuck, it doesn't get the appreciation.
Speaker: But no, she was listening to Jelly Roll on Spotify or Pandora. I don't know which app she has. And I was just kind of doing my thing. And I was like, my ears perked up. I said, is that tick? And she looked at, because on the screen on your phone, Jeff, you wouldn't know you don't have a car. But.
Speaker: You know, we got a we got a whole ass fucking TV screen. Yeah. Yeah. Ridiculous cars. Yeah. Fuck that. How's that for trains holding a beer? Yeah, it wasn't that good. Brian, I see you got it, Brian. Get your ass up here, please. Let me see, like, bring it out. Come on, Brian. I have one last song for you, gentlemen. But no, but no. Like, my ears per case. Stop talking.
Speaker: I'm sorry, Tony. Jesus. I apologize. You should both know this. When you said bring your ass, me and Jeff got this, okay? I'm going to leave it if I'm told to leave it. They're all on the porch drinking. She's got friends out there. You're good. You're good. Yes. I'm only leaving if I'm told to leave it. Tony, send it to them. I'm about to know. But no, no, no, no. Like I said, my ears perked up. And I was like, that's tech.
Speaker: And Nicki looked at the screen and she said, tech nine? I said, yeah, that's tech nine. I didn't know that him and Jelly Roll did a song together. And it was like an old Jelly Roll song. But it was an old Jelly Roll song. So, but I just sent it, Brian. Last one, gentlemen, you should both get the phrase. Jesus Christ. Go for it, cut that shit out.
Speaker: fuck you. Who do you in the blowfish? I'm fucking love who do you in the blowfish? I do too. Play who do you in the blowfish? Let's, let's do a who do you in the blowfish sing along. Find a, find a, find a cover of a who do you in the blowfish? I love who do you in the blowfish and a dolphin's maker. Oh wait.
Speaker: actually give me some movie hey Darius Rucker is actually one oh no it's actually sorry this one
Speaker: All I gotta say is Darius Rucker is killing it in the country game and Charleston native Charleston, South Carolina. Brown Darius Rucker. I ain't mad at him. I ain't mad at him either. What's your life song? Numb nuts. Okay, let me bring it back up because I had to bring up. I'll show you how much I care. I'm going to take a piss.
Speaker: So you should know this one, Tony. And we won't get blocked on this one, so I can play with more of it. Go for it. Oh, motherless guy. I know that you are. Sacrifice. I want to live forever. Oh, scare me. Come here.
Speaker: I'm playing. I'm playing. I didn't take a piss. I am. Nobody can hear.
Speaker: How are you doing today? Shut up, Brian. I'm trying to get it. Let's wicked woman. Let's wicked woman. Yeah. I'm surprised in your one -hit wonders you didn't play. Jeffrey. Gentlemen, sing along if you know the words.
Speaker: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. I thought about it. I thought about grabbing some aqua. It's fantastic. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Which further confirms Jeff's statement. I thought about rocking some aqua. Hey, numb nuts. You're wearing a Steelers hat. There's nothing more trans than that.
Speaker: Tell us your game without telling us your game. Brian, Brian. Well, you got a Miller Lite in your hand. So there's your proof. My Miller Lite in my hand is proof that you're gay. Wait, what's going on? What's going on, Brian? Did you just matrix me? Well, this guy. Rare barrels.
Speaker: Bourbon, yeah, red wine and bourbon barrels. It's tasty. I can't do wine. I think wine tastes like dirt. I hate wine.
Speaker: I would like to blame Tony and Jeeves for the gay music tonight. Jeff, what are you stroking? Jeeves, he's not going to do this shit to us. We ain't fucking having this shit. Me and Jeeves. Actually, you know what? I'm not even mad at Jeeves. I'm not even mad at Jeeves because... Jeeves is a little bit more... He's a lot more diverse than I am with his music. I'm not even mad at Jeeves because... That was a pretty cool cover of Miley Cyrus's Flowers. Not going to lie. At the end of the day. But Tony.
Speaker: Tell them what? We try to keep it upbeat. We try to have fun with the break music.
Speaker: Don't worry, I saved it with an awesome cover song tonight. And I'm not mad at this song, because Tony, in all honesty, I love this fucking song. I like the original, and when Beth had said this, I was like, oh, this is good. Yeah, and I told them they did it. They did a good job. They did a good job. They did an awesome job. And who doesn't love E .W .F.? Seriously. Who doesn't love E .W .F.? You can tell them just play it.
Speaker: Brian, Jeffrey, you know who E .W .F. is? Brian, I've heard it. Brian, Jeff, you know who E .W .F. is? I've heard the name. When Didn't Fire. Like, I love this song. Don't get me wrong. And I'm not mad at it. I'm not like, like, I don't know. Kind of torn. But I do love this song. It's a great song. And it sounds like I may be here for the next hour, so.
Speaker: We're not quite at two hours yet, but we're going to take a real quick break. Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy a little, um, what is this guy's name? Leonid, Leonid, Leonidas. No, it's not Leonidas. God damn it. We're not, this isn't 300. I'm looking at it. It says Leonid. Leonid, I was close. Shut up.
Speaker: I was spot on and you're like, shut up. I was close. That's why that's why some **** got kicked in a pit for talking dumb. Oh god. Leonid and friends with their cover of Earth, Wind, and Fires.
Speaker: after the love has gone, ladies and gentlemen. Leonid and Friends, yes. Leonid and Friends. Check them out on YouTube. Go check them out. This is, as Tony said, this is a great cover. I mean, you can't be mad at me. It truly is. It truly is. It's awesome. So enjoy this. We'll be back. Brian joined us. Thanks for having me. About time, man. He's currently transitioning. Look at his hat.
Speaker: I'll have to get Nikki in here so she can see you. That's awful. You redneck Chewbacca. Yeah, first and foremost asshole. It's redneck Gandalf and you'll respect my fucking name. Nah, you gave it to me. You respect it. You son of a bitch or I'll report you back to Mexico where you belong.
Speaker: Taco Bell. Yeah, you're a white dude. Anyways, yeah, I know. I'm white. Trust me, I know. I mean, you're so, you're so white that I'm gonna call you, I'm gonna start calling you glow worm. That would be an alien and not white. Much like Jeff. He's got, well, yeah.
Speaker: Jeff's got a nice little tan going, though. I mean, he does. I mean, just because, just because, just because. The only difference between Jeff and all the other Mexicans around him is, yeah, he's the same height as them. He's got a terrible beard, which Mexicans actually grow like these cool, like facial hair things. But they also have great hair all the way up until they're dead.
Speaker: Much like LeBron James, this son of a bitch is running away from him. Enjoy a little. Sure, buddy. Enjoy a little Leonid and friends with their cover of Earth Wind Empire. So we'll be back in a few minutes. After the love is gone.
Speaker: To love was all we could do We were young and we knew in the right Where our life deep inside we knew Our love was true for a while We'd pay no mind to the past When your love would last every night Something right would invite us to
Speaker: We used to be happy, we said Something happened along the way And yesterday was all we had I don't know how it's done How could you leave me alone?
Speaker: For a while To love each other with all We would ever need Love was strong for so long
Speaker: Never knew that work was wrong The day that was alright We tried to find what we had Feels that this was all we shared We were scared This affair would lead our love in two
Speaker: There was all we had Something happened along the way Used to be had instead
Speaker: I feel the love is gone We're just on the right as well
Speaker: What is wrong? Can love is love be love?
Speaker: Tell me that wasn't good. That was good. I enjoyed that. That was good, yeah. I will say that the first thing I noticed afterwards, I was reading the credits. I think those names are Russian and I may be wrong. So I want to say Eastern European or at least Asian around that area. So forgive me if I'm wrong in that to the people who walked from around there. But that was an excellent remake, in my opinion.
Speaker: Seriously. That was very good. And it was actually a tribute to Earth Wind and Fire. I give them credit for when people do a remake, they try to do their own version of it. I respect that. But when you try to redo it and sound just like them, I got to give you some props.
Speaker: No, the whole background, everything. Yeah, there's a there's a difference between doing a cover song and doing a tribute. And that's what they did, Tony. Yes, they did a tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire, and they did a very good job. I think they did a phenomenal job. Anybody who's listened to music, whether you're an old cat or where you're a newer or younger cat or a newer generation, we all know who Earth, Wind and Fire is.
Speaker: You better know who Earthward the Fire is. The music was iconic. Absolutely iconic. It's timeless. Timeless, one of a kind. They had their own, you know, there's bands out there, you know, like Journey.
Speaker: Black Sabbath due to Ozzy Osbourne, Earth, Wind and Fire, The Grand Funk Railroad. All of them fuckers. Yeah, you know, they had their own distinct sound and sometimes it comes down to the singer. Sometimes it comes down to the instrumental. But at the end of the day, no, they did a very good job. I do like that song. Tony, nice pick, man.
Speaker: See, guys, it's not easy. Look, there's the first two songs. You gotta find covers. And I'm a stickler for the originals. I am too, but sometimes you stumble across the cover that is better than the original. Oh, no, not really. Not even rarely at all.
Speaker: You know how many songs that I like the cover of, of a band that does it their own way, that sounds like, for instance, I love Journey. I love Steve Perry. That man has a voice that will never be replicated. I agree. No dispute. But just recently, Chris Daltrey. Daltrey. Fuck Mike's dad. And Izzy Hale from Hailstorm.
Speaker: did a remake of separate ways. And as much as I love Journey and as much as I love Steve Ferry and as much as I love that song, myself personally, my personal opinion, I like Daltrey and Izzy doing separate ways more than I like Journey doing separate ways. And if you haven't heard it, let me do this real quick, I'll be back.
Speaker: But anywho, welcome back to Nonsense with Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far. I told you guys I was gonna leave after the second hour, but I'm still here. The boss told me to keep doing your show and I will keep doing my show. Cuz it's my shoe and I do everything. Shut up, Brian.
Speaker: It's my show. It's my show. You've had that same glass since
Speaker: look, he changed his hat because he had I see that. I see what you did there. Oh, you want me to wear it? Oh, okay. Hang on. But welcome back to Nonsense with Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you're enjoying the show so far. It's Drunken Chaos but mainly because I'm a drunken asshole and I'm drinking and I haven't eaten anything today and I don't know how many beers I've had since the show started but I know how many beers I had before the show started. What? But either way, we do appreciate you hanging out. We appreciate y 'all.
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Speaker: Thank you, Brian. You're welcome. That was the burp I was looking for. Give us a follow, give us a like, and if you'd be so kind, give us a share. And don't forget, if you're watching live, share it out. I have a question. I have a question. OK. What's your question? So here's my question. We've admitted that we like old cars. Yes. You said you want the 65 Mustang. You said we'd be fitted.
Speaker: No, we've all admitted. Oh yeah, I'll admit it. Okay. What would you pay for said car? $1 .50. No, honestly. Like, if I had one in the style, in the paint color, everything you wanted, and I say, Chris, it's 50 grand. Fully restored. And you had the money. Fully restored. If I can get my, if I can get the 64 and a half Mustang, baby blue,
Speaker: white soft top, white leather interior, everything original. I would drop 50 grand on it. Okay. Would you pay a hundred grand? Would I pay a hundred grand? Correct. Yes. If you had the money. Okay. The reason why I ask is because recently, recently uncovered was the 1970 Kuma Kuda.
Speaker: called the rts cuda i think it's called rts i think it was my sperm donor's first car was a was a cuda yeah the rts it stands for rapid transit system only four of them were made
Speaker: uh beautiful car wait a minute wait a minute usually the rts stands for rapid transit system it was in 1970 only four of these were made that's what it looks like i i mean um is that orange or is it it is orange it is orange and sure i ain't mad at it man that's that's that's pretty sexy i like that i like the um and jeff
Speaker: Not car guy, not car guy here. But I like the white. Yeah, the flares. Yeah, the white. Just the white. Well, one of these was found. One of these was found and... Yeah, I like the flares. It's all original. It's all original. And one was found and sold at auction yesterday. Give me a ballpark of what you think it's sold for. Oh, the Mikamata auction?
Speaker: Correct. Don't look it up. 350 grand. Chris, you're following? 2 .6 million. It actually sold for 2 million even. Wow. Boom. I was so close. This thing is a... I mean, that's a pretty car. Fuck it. That is. This is the back of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like that Kuda. That's got the Mexican wheels on it though.
Speaker: Well, this is how it came stock. It's called the rapid transit system. It came stock looking like that. Are you serious? That is stock. It is every store. Unrestored. First and foremost, shout out to American muscle cars. Shout out to American muscle cars that would come stock with 9 billion horsepower.
Speaker: Well, this fucking had a sexy body. They average out at 320, like 325, 350 sometimes. Yeah, it was right around 350, 400. This one had the 526 cubic inch Hemi. Twin rear mounted turbos. This thing was a fucking lightning bolt on. No, this thing's got to be pushing more than that. You got twin turbos in a 526? No, that's a good bad or a bad bad. That's a good bad.
Speaker: came with wheelie bars came with wheelie bars and in the center you can't really see it but that is a parachute in the middle fuck you Dom Torento in your fucking charger
Speaker: two million dollars now here's my problem buying this car is i have a i have a funny story about that uh yeah a part question since you brought it up how many times did you think they say family in fast x 175 times i have not seen fast 10 yet
Speaker: Oh, and fast. Oh, just in fast. Just in fast 10. Just in fast 10. 25 times. That's one every five minutes. It's not a fucking. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not a Stevens fan. I'm only wearing it just like a trigger Glick. I'm not. I'm not even triggered. I'm not even paying attention. I'm trying to find out what the horsepower is in this car. Hey, Chris. Oh, see, you look. I got to look.
Speaker: You said, hey, Chris, and I looked at you. Yeah. See? There. What am I seeing? I don't see shit because you're fucking goofy ass Winter Soldier Captain America. Pro background.
Speaker: whatever. Whatever. Whatever. You have good lenses. You see it clearly. That car. The nice design. You got good lenses. Boy, you got good lenses. You see what I'm doing. Yeah, you like it. You got good lenses. I'm going to try that next time I'm at the strip club. Because I go to the strip clubs so often. Hey, girl, you got good lenses. There's a side view of that car, of course. That is what I'm saying. That's a sexy car. I ain't going to lie. And it's sitting on Craigslist.
Speaker: This is a crap, your SS Cro Max. This is a bad boy wheel. Jeff would fuck it. Oh, you have no idea. I knew it. Right, tailpipe baby. I knew it, Brian. That thing's sexy. Golf Hawk, you ain't shit. As Tony D would say. In the words of Tony D, you ain't shit, Golf Hawk. Holy shit. Guess how many miles were on this car when they found it? 6 ,000. Chris? 1 ,300.
Speaker: $967. Two for total. Fuck it, Brian. You said $1 ,300. Yeah, I was closer. If the price is right, I'd be going up on stage. Actually, if this price is right, you'd both be wrong, because if the price is right, if you go over, you lose. The rules of price is right. But if you're on the initial stage, when you get called down, if you're closest, you win.
Speaker: but that is one bad boy. This isn't the price is right shoe day. The only problem I have with buying something like that is that you drive it. You're an asshole. Yeah, you're driving. You're an asshole. Oh, I'm driving it. Oh, I would too. Oh, you guys didn't know I was an asshole.
Speaker: No, but here's the thing. I mean, everybody says if you if you if you buy a car and don't put up any money, where did Tony go? I don't know. I think he's taking a shit. Can't even take a shit. I mean, if I had them, if I had the money, you got a phone call. Yeah. All right. I'm going to put it in the message, but check out that video. If I had the money, but that would be one of the vehicles I would get. Everybody has the concept.
Speaker: You buy a car, don't put a bunch of miles on it. You buy a car, don't put a bunch of miles on it. And then it's resale value is higher. Well, that's getting her off and not having sex with her, so she's nice and tight for her next day. As crazy as it sounds, you know, I bought my cruise. I had it for four years. I put 75 ,000 miles on it. Right, but one's an anomaly.
Speaker: But I traded it in and I got $2 ,000 less on the trade -in than what I paid for it. So again, that does factor in, like you just said, Jeff. Mileage is a huge factor. So that's the thing that I'm looking at right now. I'm like, shit. I know how many miles I've... And actually, you know what I'm thinking about it? Well, yeah, there's kind of a lot.
Speaker: I mean, I have my car. I'm almost at a year. Your truck, your Jeep. But I've put about, I've put about, no, I haven't put 30 ,000 miles on my car yet since I had it. And the miles just going down since Nicki moved in with me.
Speaker: You know, so here in a couple years when I go to trade today and I get and I want to get the Colorado ZR. Actually, you might want to hold off since you brought up the Colorado you might want to know no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not holding up. I know what I want. Here's why. I don't want the brand new ones. Chevy is coming out. I get that. Chevy is coming out with the Colorado.
Speaker: I don't I don't want it. I know what I want. I know the Colorado I want because after I get that Colorado when I move up from that Colorado is going to be is going to be the big fuck off spending my money acting like a complete asshole. Urban compensating like a motherfucker big ass Chevy pickup truck four by four Chevy. Well, the reason why I say that is the kids will all be grown. The kids will all be out of college.
Speaker: And, and, and I'm going to get, I'm going to get, and I've busted my ass and I've sacrificed and I've given and I've given and I've given and I've given for my kids. And I ain't mad at it because it's all been 100 % worth it. But when I trade in that Colorado, the next thing I get, well, I will, I want to get brand new. I want to have what I want. And.
Speaker: I don't care about what anybody thinks or what it costs or anything like that, because I have finally succeeded as a father and all my kids are grown and all my kids are doing good. What do you think about getting? What do I think about what? What are you thinking? I want nothing. I want nothing. Yeah. I want nothing bigger than.
Speaker: than than our 2500 Chevy. Okay, so so I want the I want the I want a Silverado Spider audition lifted. Well, when I trade up from the equinox, it'll be a Colorado ZR2.
Speaker: Because that thing is sexy. And that's what I have right now. I have my Equinox. I'll trade up from that to the ZR2 Colorado. At that point in time, it'll more than likely just be me, Nicky, and my son. And once my son graduates, he starts doing his business. He sold his cruise and he bought an Equinox. Oh, yeah. No, I bought an Equinox about a year ago.
Speaker: Oh, and I love base. Brian, to be 100 % honest with you, basically all my Equinox is is my cruise like, you know, the serum that Bain gets. Yeah. Basically, they injected my cruise with that serum that Bain has and that's my Equinox. It's the same exact engine. The interior is the same. I mean, the only difference is like the seats and stuff like that where my my seats and my crews were all gray.
Speaker: They're they're they're a black outlining and whatnot or like black trim, but everything Everything is a so literally you took my cruise gave it the bang serum And that's what I got and I love you don't get me wrong. I love it When you do go to upgrade to your Silverado you want to keep an eye out for the Chevy Silverado Zr2
Speaker: I mean, I mean like I mean it's so competitive right now cuz like even even for me like I'm the SUV deal Cuz my the rental that I'm picking I'm having a hard time picking one Traverse or an explorer. That's all you need
Speaker: No. The company told me they're in the Emerald Club. He said, just pick one. I'm like, get us some bourbon, Brian. Get us some bourbon, Brian. That's it. Brian, that's it. Oh, get it accurate or Lexus. Well, OK. I was looking at the choices was, if they have it, my first choice would be like the 2023 GMC Canyon Denali.
Speaker: I'm not going to front. Subaru is no joke. No, no, no. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. But also, but also too, but also too, I'm looking at the Hyundai, the Hyundai Palisade, the catalyst or or the calligraphy edition. The calligraphy is like the top of the line. Yeah. And then there's like the Hyundai Genesis
Speaker: No, no. The Hyundai, the Genesis GV80. Hyundai has come up a long way. Supposed to be right. That's supposed to rival Audi, Mercedes -Benz, and BMW. Oh, shit. I got to see that. Yeah, I was going to say, that's a tall order. Look at that. It's all over me. Gentlemen.
Speaker: No, but GM is coming out with this new truck. Gentlemen, that's good. What? Shut up, Josh. This one is going to compete with the Raptor and the TRX. Oh, nice. Because what killed the dinosaurs? The meteor. That's why they call it that. And it's coming stock with 37 -inch tires. That's a big boy ready to rock, ready to go.
Speaker: Tony, Tony here. It's a second link. You and these long ass YouTube videos. Hang on. Just so you know what it looks like. I see what it looks like. I'm about to pull it up right now. That's a long as long as 20 minute fucking videos. That is the meteor. Oh, nice.
Speaker: But yeah, that is the Genesis GV 80. If they have that on the lot, I might get that. That's supposed to be - No, no, don't play the video, but I'm just saying, but that's what it looks like. But I mean, if they have that on the lot, I mean, that's supposed to be right there with Audi, Mercedes -Benz, BMW. It's better than Acura. It does. I mean, look how clean it is. It's like a Mercedes. It won't get a Mercedes. Yeah.
Speaker: Hey, Brian, tell us you have a little dick without telling us you're a little dick. Here's the one that said, oh, the base here in the mic. Really? I know. I know I have a little dick. Jeff, somebody punched the cameraman. I'm sorry. Jeff, put your picture back up there because I took it back. I was on maximum. I know, right? Right? Hold on. Right, Golf Hawk? But I mean, but then.
Speaker: This is what Chris is talking about. This is the Chevy. That's actually exactly what I want. I do like that truck. It's a little tight in the cabin for me. A little tight in the cabin. No, it's not. There's way more room than the Equinox. The new Colorado has way more room than the Equinox.
Speaker: It's like three times the room, then the Equinox, Tony, and we both drive Equinoxes. Yes, we do. So that's like two or three times more this. That's the meteor. Okay. All right. Jesus Christ. But, but this is my, this is my first choice. All right. This is my first choice. If they have it, it's only two minutes, but I mean, you could just go slow, but
Speaker: if they have this. I'm not playing the whole video. No. Pictures. No, no, no. Pictures. Pictures. Okay, we'll just pop it up and then leave it on the still. Pictures, you bitch. Just pop the video, hit pause, and then there you go. There you go. This motherfucker. Jeff, this is what I tell you. I can't watch all your clips because I gotta watch Brian's shit. And I mean, if Brian got shit like you do. I sent you something the other day. But I'm just saying, if they have that on the lot, because I mean, I'll be in Phoenix for a whole week.
Speaker: Also, Brian, are you paying for gas in these vehicles? Yeah, so I'm looking at a V6. So I'm looking like the Hyundai Palisade. I think it's called the, not the Calis, but the calligraphy. That's the high end one. Right. But yeah, so if they have that on the lot, that's what I want to get. That's a GMC. It's a V6. But you still got put gas. You're going to be there for a week. You're not just going to go to work and come back. He's going to be traveling.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but I mean, but yeah, it's a V6, 310 horsepower. Uh, they modified the fault, the whole style look more aggressive. I know. And it got chilly as fuck out there. That bad would do look nice, Brian. I ain't gonna lie. And that's a nice truck for a genetically made Chevy. Look, you are such a hater. It's a GMC generically made Chevy. Generous motor company.
Speaker: No, no. If you look at the interior on it. The interior in that truck is fucking sick. It is sweet. It is nice. I'll give it that. The problem with Denali. The problem with the big deal. I can put really good in my truck. You put it in the bed. It's got the Harman Kardon sound system in it.
Speaker: Look at that climate control. Holy ****. Yeah. Yeah. I would access climate control. Yeah but your dash doesn't look like that and I got one. How do you know? Because I got one. My my equinox is also like 10 years newer than yours. We're using equinox. 2021. Okay. I've had one as a rental. I know what's in it.
Speaker: but do you? Yeah, dude. Keep running in your mouth and I'm going to be in you making you my little princess. Look, you got the ruby mirror and everything. Come on over here and get dead, fool. Yeah, but I'm sorry. It's a fucking trouble. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jeff, shut up. Did you hear what you just said?
Speaker: What did you say? I said keep running that mouth and I'm going to be in you making you my little princess. And Tony said, come and get it, daddy. No, I said, come on.
Speaker: Yeah, we heard Danny. It's a sharp truck. It's a sharp truck. It's a sharp truck. Can I shut everybody up real quick? If you want to spend money and you want to own quality, allow me to highly recommend it. The company is paying for it, not me. Allow me to highly recommend this right here. Allow me to highly recommend it. I want to need somebody to have, like, Escalade. What is that truck, Glick? Yeah, that's the grand. That's the grand wagon here.
Speaker: That is $140 ,000 truck. The base model is $120 ,000 for the base model. Thank you. However, you know what's really cool about this truck. I've seen the video. When you turn the heater on, fire starts showing up behind your gauges. That's pretty cool. It's got a built -in fire book. I don't want to hear shit. But you already have the kennings.
Speaker: That's why I don't see nothing. No, you don't say shit because you're scared and you should. Shut up, Jeff. Let the men talk. Let the full grown men talk. You know how silly I would look climbing out of that thing? Jeff, you have to be this big to speak. Hey, Jeff, Jeff, you know what?
Speaker: And this is the dream. You and I have talked about this. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, if I can work it, I would do it. I would at least try to own this. What's going on, man? I would definitely try to own this monstrosity right here. You see it. You can't afford it. That's a big bad boy. Now that's the one with the sweat turbo.
Speaker: This is the platform that you guys are on and I'm worried about cars and and shit like that. And I'm just worried about finding a good woman that makes me happy and got one already. So shut up. Six years I'll have my big fuck off truck and
Speaker: I love you buddy. Colorado is not a big truck. I didn't say my, I didn't know my Colorado will be like two years. And then I'm like, my big truck is, is eight years away, six years away. Yeah. It was only a couple of years away.
Speaker: Then like the other one that I put in there, it's the Volkswagen Atlas. That's a pretty nice. Fucking buy your Prius, your hybrid and fucking transitioning. Good. You know, we're here. The Orphan and I really need, especially due to the fact that we have families and we will still have room. This monster right here. That's all we need. What monster? Do not sleep on this vehicle, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: Do I get the Colorado or do I get the Traverse? You know, because the Traverse. Brian, send it again and then come up as a link, bro. And my kids are going to be grown. Shit. The only kid I'm going to have is Cash. I got you, Brian. Don't worry about it. When I go to when I want to get my Colorado, I'm just going to have my son. I'll just type it in. It's literally going to be me. Yeah, exactly. You don't really need a big SUV when it's just real. No, type it in, Brian, for real, because it comes up as a file.
Speaker: That's the new blazer, isn't it? No, that's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse. That's a Traverse.
Speaker: Amanda, I agree with you, but I will challenge you with this. When I had my accident in 2009 and I had to get another vehicle, I couldn't find what I wanted, but I got an excellent deal on a 05 Escalade ESV.
Speaker: It had 140 ,000 miles on it. Yes. It was 2005. The year was 2009 when I saw it. They only wanted 14 -4 for it. You had the Escalade with almost 150 ,000 miles on it? Can I finish? I asked him what was wrong when he said nothing. It had a lot of highway miles on it. And once they hit over 100 ,000 miles, the banks don't want them to try to get rid of it. So they had also cut the price down to 12 -5.
Speaker: I put 25 down and bought that vehicle, and it was worth 28 grand. Oh, easily. Hookers and bodies. I put another 150 ,000 miles on that truck myself. I drove the hell out of that truck. And when you put it on the highway, you don't even feel it. But I had it because I was TV wide. I was always changing locations. So at any given moment, I could throw everything in the back of that truck and just go. I made it very clear.
Speaker: I have made it very clear. What's that? When my kids are grown and my kids are doing their own thing and I get my big ass fuck off truck. It has no meaning for anything other than the fact that I want it, I can have it and I'm compensating, call it my ego, call it whatever you want. And I'll smile at you and say, yup.
Speaker: Deuces in your 20 year old car that your broke ass can't afford while you make fun of me for having this brand new ass Chevy 2500 I've done my time. I raised my kids a bust in my ass. I've been a good dad I deserve to have a big -ass fuck off fucking truck and you can agree agree
Speaker: And I, you know what, and I'll smile and I'll, and I'll raise a beer and I'll say, yep, I got a little dick. Amanda, this is what I would do. If I wanted to show my ego, if I want to go egotistical about shit, this is what I would get. But I had a cruise. I bought my cruise because I tried to be practical.
Speaker: I tried to be a responsible adult. That's nice. Yeah, you know what? When I go to the statistical, I want to have that motherfucker right there. Thank you. I'm sorry. You're going to spend way too much money. No, we haven't settled on the music. The analogy goes because Jeff is an idiot. I mean, if I had the fucking money, I would definitely get me a fucking Aston Martin DB9. I'm the manager of Aston Martin. What?
Speaker: Or then there's like the 1969 Volvo S The vanquish the vanquish is nice, but have you looked at the 69 Volvo s No Yeah, but it's a Volvo yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker: That's right there. Hear me out. Hear me out. He's one of your wonders. And songs that he was asking about came out in the 90s and 2000s. And you guys said, I don't know. No, no. It's a. You just don't know. Hang on. That's just the answer. That's all. Tony, put it up. The Volvo P1800. All right. Hold on. Actually.
Speaker: I agree. Volvos are for Nazis. It's Swedish. I agree. Volvo. What the hell? The Volvos are driven by Nazis. It's Swedish. Volkswagen and BMW Mercedes is all German. You want me to put the Volvo? Yeah. Okay, y 'all. This is what... I'll be right back, guys.
Speaker: Mg is really nice. Are you serious? Let me see. Hold on wait. That was featured in a bond movie I can believe that but hold on Yeah, that's exactly that's why I said oi Is that new? No, it's a 1960. It's a 1969 Volvo P1800 Yeah, the problem is it's a Volvo and the old Volvos are just
Speaker: You're gonna spend more time working on the fucking thing than you are driving You only drive I'm actually in the process I'm looking for my dream truck Okay, it's gonna be miked wait. What about that 2023 Volvo XC 40 pull that one up. Oh, that's nice. Oh
Speaker: I mean, if they have that on a rental lot, I might look at that too. 2023. Volvo X, Volvo X, XC 40. Drink truck right there, boys. I can't say that. They bought those way. Pull it back. Pull it back a little bit. What is that? I can't. It's a 96 Silverado. Get the 554.
Speaker: Yeah. Good luck with that. They're hard to find. Here's a better version. This one's for Brian, y 'all. I want one just to, just to tool around it. Brian, if you see that in the room a lot, I don't blame you for getting it. No, I mean, well, they do have the EV version, but then there's like the regular gas version, but I was going to go with the gas version. Oh, Brian.
Speaker: If you're going to, you're, you're looking at, uh, have you seen the TRD pro Tacoma? Yes. That thing's sick. It's got shock absorbers in the seat. Yeah. If you go off road. Mine is the big. Yeah. So 60 is nice. Yeah. So, I mean, like my supervisor was just going like, just pick one.
Speaker: I'm like, okay. I could get really wild with it now. I mean, even like the the 2023 Hyundai Palisades. Oh, you bitches. You, you queers. I brought the ladies. Move your back. Move your back. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at
Speaker: This is Jeff. He don't get no sandwiches. I get bitches for days. This is Tony. You brought him in. You didn't bring no sandwiches. What the ****
Speaker: I don't know Brian. Brian's my homeboy from the other platform. He rolls with us for real. He rolls with us. As you can see by the hat, he's wearing. Yeah. High five. Oh, we love you, Brian. Don't forget where you're at. That's all right. Brian is becoming Brianna. He's gay. Get the fuck out of here. And Brianna drinks Bud Light. He's drinking red wine from a birthing barrel. You don't see it. All right. All right. We'll take it. We'll take it. Thank you.
Speaker: Urban barrel red wine. We're going to boot him out. Cool. We're actually going to Walmart so I can buy jeans and a hoodie. Apparently in as cold as fuck all of a sudden.
Speaker: What do you think? Miller? No, Tony. Dave. No. No. Fuck no, Tony. There's nothing different. I ain't giving you no stamps either. That's what Michigan bought. Hi, Becky. We haven't met. No.
Speaker: And Brian's sitting on the same glass of some weird -ass fancy bourbon that he's been working since last year. And Jeff's drinking this. Hey, give me the peanut butter whiskey off the middle shelf. What is wrong with you, ma 'am? What? Give me the peanut butter whiskey off the middle shelf. It's all smoky. Gross.
Speaker: Yeah. OK, so should I go with? Comment round from the last break, and I owe you a sandwich. Yes, you do. I do. Whoa, who is that? Bib and Tucker. Take your back up a little bit. Back it up. OK. Even if I won the line. Oh, Smokey Tennessee peanut butter. Yeah. Tony, stop talking to them. You're going to get in trouble. You're going to get in trouble, Tony. Why are you doing nothing? Smoke maple.
Speaker: Or should I go with the Texas Pecan brown sugar bourbon? Can I get a moment of silence, please? Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, cheers. Cheers. Cheers. It's not bad.
Speaker: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you got the peanut butter? I see. One second. One second. Oh, it's so nasty. I don't know if I can hear it. You can do it. It's peanut butter and it burns all the way now. This is worse than it's giving out. Oh, God. Yes. Yes, lady. It is a sandwich. Oh, it's gone. Didn't I say cheers? I owe Ted the sandwich because he made beer come out with dough.
Speaker: I owe him a sandwich. You punched me and stole my beer all in one night. That's fucking nasty. Thank you. I like you. I'm sorry, but the first lady of non -accessible analysis is taking over the podcast. Personally, I need you to pay attention when I'm talking to you then, OK? 29. I'm listening. I told everybody in here, cheers. Y 'all don't know what they did toast. Y 'all owe me a toast. Cheers. I told you, Tony, you punk bitch. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Thank you. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
Speaker: Here's my peanut butter flavor
Speaker: Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Screwball is my shit. I did before we got here. I'm going to get y 'all peanut peanut butter lover to peanut butter lover. Cheers.
Speaker: so much. Hold on. Move over. Wait. If I get a pickup, that's what I'm doing. Tony. How much do you drink? That's not a Ford. No, I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. That's not a Ford. It's a Dodge Ram. I know. I need a Ford F -150 in my life. Everybody's got them. I drive one. I drive one. That's why I don't want it. Jeff, is there anything you don't fucking have?
Speaker: What really? I'm just gonna I'm gonna get in trouble with my mouth.
Speaker: I know. Good luck. We'll see. You can't hurt my feelings. Please. Shut up, Tony D. I heard you. That's my baby right there. It's the 2011 F -150. I'll take it. I'll take it. Can I see your silence? Yes. So what's your boyfriend's name? I go four. You two. You two. At least he's got a pickup truck. What do you say?
Speaker: nonsensical birth fear. I don't need a finger. I got it. What's your boyfriend's name again? Christopher earlier when my kid comes up, comes down from upstairs. I'm like, not you. It all seems like rejection.
Speaker: I've had a long time actually. Okay. It's eight forty -eight. I'm gonna steal my boyfriend cuz we're back in here and if he doesn't. That's my man woman. If he doesn't see his boyfriend tonight, I'm not getting any so. He just did it right here. Sounds like he's gonna win. What sounds like projection? This guy has to drive this newly divorced girl to the bar. I am not driving. To the bar.
Speaker: Yes. This man is in charge of these three ladies tonight. It sounds like you guys need a Tesla that drives it itself. If you don't comply, you don't comply. I'll be responsible, but I can't drive. We're good. As long as I'm not driving. No, you're fine. You're fine. You don't need to. You won't even feel it. I'm putting my mic here.
Speaker: That's what she says all the time. If you want to let him be the designated driver, that means all three of you got to fucking listen to him when he says that. You know how many times I've used that line? Shona says, I can't go to the bar. I'm drunk. I said, the bar serves twisted teas. We can put those in the car.
Speaker: I don't have no jeans. I don't know. Cheers! I gotta go to Walmart. I'm gonna freeze. You're wearing capris? Yes, she did. She's punched me and she's got my beard. No, no, no, no. I'm wearing capris. As I said, it sounds like I am. Yes, she would fit in that fucking suitcase. She weighs like 10 pounds now. I'm gonna stuff her in the suitcase and take her home. I was 18 pounds, Christopher.
Speaker: Look at you. I just watched. She called him Christopher. I saw that. When they put me in charge, I'm like, I'm gonna be in charge, but y 'all better listen. When I say it's time to go, it's time to go.
Speaker: No, no, no. I had a responsible boyfriend at once. That night, I showed up at work, hungover, and I slept in my car an hour before I walked into the building. That's because your responsible boyfriend got his ass kicked. That's because my responsible boyfriend went out the window. Yeah, that sounds responsible. Yes. Cheers. Cheers.
Speaker: All right, listen. I don't know how to do this, but it's 8 .50. Jeff, Tony, and Bishop, and Bishop. Time to go. All you got to do is get rid of him. We got the rest. Good luck with that. There you go. There, I fixed that. You see how easy that was? Y 'all had fun. Toodles. Exit out of the toodles.
Speaker: See, this is what I try to do. Get him off the show. You can't. She had a contention off the show. And Jeff is glitching bad. Yeah, I agree. She's still learning. Nikki, you still know how to end it. I hear you. Do not hit end broadcast. Just exit the website once I kick you out.
Speaker: Go to the bottom where it says leave studio. That's what you just exit out. Does that leave me in the chat with the both of you after the show? Only if you put it on his YouTube or his Twitch. Nothing. That means you're being nosy. That means you don't want to leave the show. I don't know what to do. I just told you what to do. Stop. I got it. Hit the button. Hit the button.
Speaker: Yes, I know. Definitely had it. I didn't know I had it. And on that note, gentlemen, join us. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now. Same now
Speaker: Be good, or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit your button. I've been trying to hit the button. Hit the fucking button. Hit the fucking button. Hit the fucking button. I can't make this shit up, man. I can't make this shit up. There I hit the button for the button. No, Tony. No, I pressed the button. I'm not mad at that.
Speaker: What's that? I'm mad at that. That's nice. I would say like, no, I would just say like, I'm not mad at that. That's nice. No, no, I would say for Tony, like I thought like how he would just be like, you know, Jason be all grown and everything and he's got everything good. Like at like the Ram RT.
Speaker: Have you looked at those? Oh, you're talking about the TRX. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just a RAM. No, no, just a RAM RT. It'll be 10 more years before Jason's grown and comfortable. I'll be 60. I'm not thinking about none of these. I'm thinking about a Jesus of Dan. Let's think about a golf cart. I'm not thinking about no golf cart. You think about a nursing home, because you want to stay down there. You're going to die an immigrant, OK? Don't bother me none.
Speaker: There you go. Eyes in paradise. We're actually looking at a responsible kind of vehicle for us. Because like I said, right now we're all about stacking up chips for retirement. Of course. Basically so that when I... Because I've already set the goal, in eight years I'm going to retire.
Speaker: So I'm stacking chips. So by the time I'm 52 years old, I'm going to retire. And so right now, we're actually looking at a Renault. It's a French car. Renault Alliance? No, Renault. It's called the Renault Magan. R -E -N -A -U -L -T? Renault, yeah.
Speaker: They're actually, oh yeah, they're European car, but they sell them down here. However, I was thinking 15, 20 years here. Well, they got one. It's called the duster and it's a, it's a little bit smaller than your, your SUV. Hold on. Let me show you what I mean. I'll show you what they do. They do have small cars down there. Yeah, they do.
Speaker: I mean, like, I mean, I was looking at some of the trucks that they had done there. They have like a GMC or I don't know if it's a GMC, but it's called a Jimny. Jeff, that's not bad. It's a Jimny, but GMC Jimmy's. Yeah, that was GMC. No, no, no, no, no. But it's called a Jimny, but I don't know who the maker is. But it's like it looks like it looks like a smaller geo tracker. Yeah. But it's called a Jimny. It's by Suzuki.
Speaker: It looks like kind of like the new Bronco, Tony, but it's literally for two people. Yeah, look at tracks. No, you guys see this thing. Helen, Helen, Helen. This is what it looks like. This thing is kind of cool. What is cool about that? It looks like a miniature version. There's a two door.
Speaker: Yeah, the gym knee. Yeah. It looks ridiculous. But the thing about it is it said there's a backseat to it. But then there's no leg. Backseat, Tony, you couldn't get in the front seat. It's only made for like a backpack. And you have no trusses. But the duster. I saw the duster. It looks pretty good. It's kind of cool. And they're four cylinders that they'll drive all day long.
Speaker: And they're cheap. They're like 25. The top speed isn't much. The top speed isn't much on those vehicles. It's city miles only that I'm going to be putting on it. I go maybe 40 minutes from the house at any time. Right. Like I can get across town in 35, 40 minutes. So no big deal. They're driving across Hawaii. The speed limit is 45 on the highway.
Speaker: Well, here's the crazy thing. As much money as I make, I cannot buy. I could, but I cannot buy like the Wagoneer. I could afford it, but I can't buy it. Should be. Because the cartels see a white boy driving a $140 ,000 truck, and I'm a dead white boy. Or a kid after that are asking for money. Well, no, you're going to be extorted.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So, you know, what would really be cool is if like if Volkswagen wants to jump in, since now it's like the, you know, how Hyundai's got the Santa Cruz and everyone wants to jump in on the mid -sized truck game. You got to. But look, but look at the, the 2023, it sold in Europe and Australia. It sold in Europe and in Australia, but it's called the 2023 Volkswagen Amberrock.
Speaker: And that's a pretty nice truck. Oh yeah, that's pretty cool. That thing's kind of cool. Yeah. They have a truck. They have a truck here. It's called the Ram 700. And it's a four -door pickup truck. And it's only sold in, I believe it's only sold in Mexico, as a Ram. But it's not much bigger than your truck, Tony.
Speaker: It's, and then they have the Chevy tornado. The tornado's fucking hilarious. The tornado. Didn't it like back in, didn't like, remember back in the day in the 1991 GMC Cyclone? Oh yeah. Well, no, the tornado. Hold on, you got to check this out, Brian. You're going to get rid of this. Well, yeah, Tony, check that one out. The VW Amiroc. Hold on, I got to find the picture of the tornado.
Speaker: Oh, here we go. Actually, no, they but they Chevy has in Mexico. I believe it's only available in Mexico. This is the new Chevy S10. And it's about the size of Colorado. Yeah, but the cab is short. It is. Yeah, I'll let them short.
Speaker: But the kicker is, and I'll give you the price. You guys didn't know about cars? But yeah, look at that.
Speaker: But look at that, that's that Volkswagen Amrock. I'd rock that. They have them here. No, Tony, Tony, Tony, they're dope. When you see them in person, they have them here for sale. You should also see the Mercedes. It looks like it's the transporting stuff. But you should see the Mercedes truck too. The Mercedes truck. That Volkswagen comes in diesel.
Speaker: Yeah. So it gets amazing gas punch, but that S10 max, and it's only 20 grand out the door, 20 grand. It's down here. You can only get it here in the States. The closest thing you can get to it is the Colorado, which has seen the Palisades. You've seen the Palisade. Yeah. I got to show you this Ram.
Speaker: This is pretty much considered top of the line these days, too. Yeah. That's what I'm saying like that. Thanks, Chris. This is a Ram 700. Hang on, Jeff. That's the power stage. Yeah. That's what I said. That's my second choice on the lot, if they have it at the lot. Yo, that's nice. They've been out for a couple of years, and they are getting very excellent reviews.
Speaker: Yeah, they're a top seller. That ride, that car... I was looking at those the other day. That vehicle along with the Kia Tellaride, those are the top two selling Korean cars. In the country. The problem with Kia, the problem with Kia comes down to they all use the same motor and the heavier the vehicle... Well, they're basically cousins. Kia and Hyundai is relative to GMC and Chevy.
Speaker: Check this thing out. This is the Ram 700. Yeah. That's the new one, the mini one. It's small. Yeah, and they're not expensive. They're like 40, they're like 30 grand. There's shows back. Yeah, that's clean. It's kind of cool. Oh, oh. I think they're rolling front wheel. Subaru is kind of resurrecting the Baja, but not naming it as the Baja.
Speaker: But they're bringing it back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. But, yeah, Tony, check out that Mercedes X -Class. Hyundai has a $70 ,000 warranty. The quality is still busy. Here, they got a 10 -year, 100 ,000 -mile warranty. You can't. That's where everybody's buying 100 ,000. He has 10 -year, 100 ,000. That's why everybody's buying. Yeah, you can't beat that. Yeah, look at the one that's like matte black. That is a sick -looking ride.
Speaker: Yeah, X class. Since I'm doing so well at work, we're thinking about buying something brand new. And I hate making payments. So what we're doing is we're doing a one payment. Yeah. Oh, knock it out in one shot. 100 % down. That's where you walk in. You walk in. You say, I'll take that out of cash.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, we're going to go conservative. We're going to go, that thing's nice. That's cool. You know what that is? You know what that is? I'm going to tell you. It looks like a Dodge Ram with a Mercedes front end on it. No, no. That's a Tundra. Yeah. That's a Toyota Tundra. Dude. Yes, that's exactly what it is. I don't doubt it. No. That's a Toyota Tundra. All together. Aerodynamic. Yeah. Did you look at the matte black one?
Speaker: God damn it. Let me see what this thing handles. What is it? Look at the 2020 model, the 2020 X -Class. All right, hold on. I want a G -Wagon, but I ain't going to spend that money. Oh, I'm not using it. 2020 Mercedes X -Class? Yeah.
Speaker: Same thing. That's it. That's the tundra. That's the two of the tundra. And I have one as a rental. I like that truck. Talk about this. Hang on. Yeah, but that's it. No, it's all 100 % Mercedes. Like Mercedes. Like Mercedes. No, you know what it is? That back door. That looks like the Nissan.
Speaker: the Nissan, Nissan, no, or, or, or, or if, or if Ford still has a contract with Mercedes and so it's basically a ranger. Yeah. Talking about with those crash cars, the films and they give them to safety schools. I used to read about them a lot. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. I don't believe the safest vehicle on the road based on a lot of crash tests. It is. Yeah. That's the same Subaru's and, and Volvo's all those number, number of bad boys.
Speaker: You might be right, Helen. You might be right. Gentlemen, we have three hours. I said we call you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Brian. Yeah. Six by six. Six by six. I'm in. There is a vehicle called the Apocalypse. Have you seen it? No. No, there's an F -150. The company. There's an F -150, six by six. It looks pretty sick.
Speaker: Evolve all the safest is what she says. Okay. It was so Subaru. I haven't seen it recently. I know Subaru used to be like the safest on the road. Everybody would talk about them. It's called the apocalypse six by six. And I'm trying to find a good picture. It came out about two years ago, didn't it? It's actually a Jeep. I think me and James talking about that a couple years ago. And it runs the the hell
Speaker: in a jeep it's a six by six and they actually make it they they take the the tj jeep that's fucking cool but yeah but but Subaru's got like the Baja the Baja car yeah that looks like it's off road and swampy i bet you but i'm well apparently it's bulletproof too
Speaker: That means it's $150 ,000. It's no, it's like 200 grand. Oh, that's sick right there. But yeah, if you, if you look at the, if you look at the Subaru Baja concept for, for 2022, it's pretty nice. Like a truck 22 Subaru Baja concept. Yo, I ain't mad at that. There it is.
Speaker: I'm mad at that. That's been around, yeah. Yeah, but that looks very similar to like that Ram 700 that I was talking about. It's good for the surface. Yeah, it's like you wouldn't take that shit off -road, ever. No, we would take it off -road, but you also take it to the beach. Well, if I had my drizzles and I could buy anything, I would get that TJ truck, my drizzles.
Speaker: My Drezils have my way. I will buy the TJ Jeep. It's basically a Wrangler, but it's a pickup. Yeah, the Gladiator. The Gladiator, thank you. I want one. But once again, if I buy something like that, and I could go buy one tomorrow. That's option D for what I have for the Gladiator. If I go buy something that pricey, that nice,
Speaker: I stick out like a sore thumb. The concept here is not to stick out, which is very hard when it comes to cars. We have three hours. You want to call the job? I'm ready. Thank you for having me on, guys.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just doing laundry and trying to sort out what I want to wear because I fly out tomorrow morning. I landed Phoenix around 930. Phoenix for work. Oh, you're going to bed.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to, yeah, so, so I'm there. Yeah, I land around, I land up tomorrow. So that'll give us a, like, my coworker died to go sightseeing and all that other stuff. And then we come back to Houston on Friday, like Friday evening. But yeah, so it's like, I got, I got some help from Texas. I'm gonna have you hook up with
Speaker: All right. My boy Jason, this dude is 6 '9". He's like 400 pounds, big old fucking... The biggest cowboy hat I've ever seen in my life, Tony. 6 '9", 400. I shit you not. This dude is massive.
Speaker: But he actually, I talk to him daily. He's one of my brokers. And he sends me clients all day long, and he's always on the phone with me. And he'll call me, he'll call me, hey, Oxford, I got this, I got a question about this.
Speaker: Dude is hilarious, and I cannot wait until him and his business partner come down this day, a guy named Todd, when they come down, we are going to fucking burn this down to the ground. I just know it. These guys are nuts, but they literally drive around Texas all week.
Speaker: Nice. Yeah, bringing in business for me. So it's kind of good. Cool. I mean, it'll be my, it'll be my first, my first time in action. At first time being at Phoenix, because the other times I've been to Phoenix was just changing planes at Sky Harbor International.
Speaker: Like when I'm going to Vegas or if I'm going to San Diego, but I actually finally get to... So this is going to be like a company -wide thing because it's like my coworker and I from the Houston branch, we have two people coming from the San Antonio branch, two people from Dallas, three people from Atlanta. And I think we're getting two from Tennessee and three from Florida to come help out. You guys work remotely or what?
Speaker: No, no, no, no, it's just the phoenix location. Yeah, we're helping. We're help opening it up. Yeah, it's the weird thing about, you know, I work remotely, obviously. And it's crazy. I have one of my good friends, a woman named Elizabeth, her and I talk three, four times a week for like an hour and a half at a time. And it's very much like what we do in the podcast. We just kind of shoot the shit when we get bored.
Speaker: And like, I know her, I know everything about her and she knows everything about me, but we've never actually met. It's kind of a weird concept. Yeah. I have, I have like 400 contacts that I talk to weekly and I have no idea what they look like.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, like, I mean, like Tony and I were talking about like doing a meet up. We were talking about New Orleans, but then New Orleans is starting to go right down to the part of like, yeah, we ain't going. So we don't get us fooled. Now the one of us is scared. We're just trying not to catch the case. Exactly.
Speaker: Just just just for the record. I'm not the one that was a small guys. And now the one of us are worried, but we know we'll be outnumbered and we're going to have to drop somebody. So what's that our best interest? Yeah. Well, so so yeah, we we got to think we got to think of a mutual place. We don't know like nice this time of year, boys. I'm just saying I don't have Cancun money. I don't have travel money. Amen to that. I understand that.
Speaker: No, I have plenty of cash, but what's killing me are mortgages. I have five mortgages. It's ridiculous. I have the four properties. So it's like every time I turn around, my wife's like, Hey, did you know we got to pay the bill on this one? Oh, shit. So the 3D printer is being held off till Father's Day. You don't need it.
Speaker: Fuck you, Tony. I do need it. You don't need it, motherfucker. No, because I'm actually going to use it as a business. I mean, understand, get ready to get off. You still got to make a profit in the end, don't you? Oh, I will. I will. Because I'm actually going to open up a kiosk at the mall where I'll sell my 3D prints. Okay. So, like, you know, you could buy a figurine. Brian, they have a Drogon.
Speaker: the dragon from Game of Thrones that I can do in any size you want. Oh, sweet. Now you print it in one color, put it all together, and you've got to glue it together. And then you paint it. And then I can have it hanging on the side of your TV. They have one. It looks like he's breathing fire. And the fire, you print in a clear,
Speaker: uh plastic it's like a clear smoky clear and then you put a light in it like an led light and it's a nightlight and then the dragon floats on the top and it looks like he's breathing fire it's fucking okay if you go on a thing averse there's a website called thing averse you go on there and you put in game of throats or got and you can find like the hand of the king
Speaker: Yeah, that lapel That's gonna be the first thing I print
Speaker: But yeah, they're going to Thingiverse. The phone booth from Bill Ted's Excellent Adventure. I can print one that's three inches or four inches tall. Nice. And you can scale everything up. You get there's a program called Mesh Maker, and you can you can scale anything up, but you have to cut it to fit your printer.
Speaker: can print one cubic foot. So I made a joke with a wife. I said, I'm going to print Drogon because it's extremely detailed, the size of the car. And I did the math. It's going to cost about $15 ,000 worth of filament.
Speaker: Right to print And she said where are you gonna put it? I said I'm gonna mount it to the fucking house And then when you ring the doorbell or breathe fire She told me like I was a little kid so so like a Cancun you're like on the outskirts of quetana re right
Speaker: Yeah, I actually, I am 30 minutes from Plaza Las Americas and 40 minutes from the hotels. Okay. Yeah. Cause, uh, so, so Tony, would that being said, how fast, how fast can you come up with a thousand dollars by December? That would take me by December.
Speaker: December it the earliest it'll be December before I come up with a couple of grand at the earliest Okay, cuz cuz like cuz right here like the Occidental Cancun It's all inclusive. So food and drink is all included. So I pick I picked November 28 through December 4th One room and everything so alt with all the taxes at fees you're looking at nine hundred and twenty nine dollars
Speaker: my birthday and my oldest boy's birthday. My birthday too. And the holidays. My birthday's on fourth. See, you got to remember November, December is my birthday. Both the boys and Chris. Yeah. See family. Normally
Speaker: early in the year, I could try to play and stuff, but also remember a lot of what I went through, what I got to get caught up on. So I'm with you on the planes, but like I said, when I start thinking real. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. So what about like next year on your tax return? And occasionally reading the chat, there's somewhere else is supposed to be going. Yeah, we know. I know. I know. I know. So you'd be wearing a kilt. Yeah, he's not going to do it. He's going to
Speaker: I have a trouble. I was going to say like, like, like we kick it in Cancun with Jeff. I'll take you guys. I will admit you'll probably care smoking a lot of locations, but I will. But even he said he was going to slow down. Smoke's going to come down. Smoke came down last year. Well, he came down last year. He was going to come to Cancun. He didn't have to go to Cabo instead.
Speaker: And Jeff and Brian, you also forgot we were supposed to go to Vegas. I ain't going to make that either, because Bernie was supposed to be in Vegas. Yeah, Vegas. I ain't making nothing this shit. Dude, I'm not. I was going to say, like, we all go to Cancun. Like, we all go to Cancun, rest with scooters, go, like, cruising around with Jeff. The way I can drive stateside is a whole lot cheaper, smarter, and easier. But you still got to have the speed of mind you, even if I drive there, I need at least a grand. I ain't got that to block. Right. OK. I ain't got that to block.
Speaker: Understood. I don't know. I don't know. He talked about it last year. He did plan on it. A lot of us are looking into it. It was supposed to be Vegas. I was supposed to come over there. I still had a high school union to make. And they're still going to remember the birthdays on top of maintaining what I got. So let's see. Let's see. Edinburgh. I got this. $900 round trip. Just got to find a hotel prices. I already priced that number. I'm looking at the hotel.
Speaker: So there's a holiday in express and Edinburgh city center for 1300 for a week. Ouch. A week that's not bad. A week that's not bad. And then there's like the - But that's before Texas. That's the other thing. There's like Yotel, Edinburgh and Newtown for 1097. So you're like about 150 to a night.
Speaker: which isn't bad. I got an expense coming out tomorrow. I'm spending $1 ,000 tomorrow because the wife is going to a concert. Everybody plans and then reality slaps. And that's about a year and a half ago. We kicked every major city we could amongst all of us who was around each other. And then there's like the cod pod, the court, Edinburgh. That sounds like a hostel. So you're looking for the week, $254.
Speaker: Yeah, but $254 total. Most hostels won't let it stay there. For a week. $35 a night. Those are 1980s prices. No, what that is. It's a hostel. Yeah, that's the movie hostel. No, it's not like a movie hostel.
Speaker: I stayed in one when I was in London. I stayed up in Earl's court. It was a YA. And it was like $28. It was like $28 a night. It was my question. No, but like when my wife goes to Europe, that's what she does. She stays in hostels or she gets Airbnb's. Oh, it's a pot. It's a pot. You made a wedding in Cancun, Mexico. Jeeves, you get married. This is what you said.
Speaker: This is what you said. Your marriages. Really? I know. He probably said he's probably going to be DJing at a wedding or working LB at a wedding. Oh, it looks pretty roomy. You got to share a bathroom. You got to share a bathroom and shower. No. Share. Well, share a bathroom. They basically have a lock on the bathroom. You go in there and take your shit. But I mean, but yeah. Yeah, they have your own individual stall.
Speaker: Then you got to wait for somebody to unlock it while you're sitting in the bubblegates. Yeah, I think it's a bathroom like you would have in the mall. Like they got little cubicles. Think about the military. Yeah, that's a good point. Thank you. And I say that because I've been there more than one case. I prefer to have my own bathroom. No, which is why I wouldn't do it. Jesus is going back to Thailand. Yeah, I'm mad at that. Jesus is going to find his wife back in Thailand.
Speaker: He's about to try and find a lovely life. I believe it. What about this concept? No, he needs an actual hotel with a double bed. Yeah, I know. So let's see. Choose your room. There's a pod and a 10 -bed mixed dormitory. There's a double room. No. So check this out. Wait, wait, wait. A pod thing.
Speaker: The pod thing, so when Toni was in Europe, she called me one day and they had Wi -Fi at the hostel, she was saying that, that pod is about the size of my office. No, I'm not doing it. I should not, that pod is small. Honestly, if you want to get a hotel, get a window. They have the most comfortable beds. Look, like, hang on. Windows has the most comfortable beds. Just look it up.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a cardboard box. Literally. I don't know. It's like bonk bits. I mean, it looks very nice. I mean, it looks quite cozy. Yeah, it's like summer camp, Tony. Exactly. And then look, if you want a double room, it's like $142 a night for a double. And then you got the shared bathroom. And then you got the double room in suite.
Speaker: You just got to look it up on the, on the hotels .com. I'm claustrophobic. A pod is not happening. No, seriously. So, so when Tonya was in Europe, she's staying in a pod in a hostel and she, she video phoned me and I, she could do this and touch the ceiling.
Speaker: Are you **** serious? That's what I'm saying. That's the that's the code pod in Edinburgh. Yes. Are you **** I told you it's a **** box. My office, my office is bigger than that. Now, don't get me wrong. Who's on a cruise ship that's different if we're going somewhere for war. We ain't going anywhere for war. I'm going for vacation and ****
Speaker: Ryan is just taking the piss. He's not the person to ask about this. That's that's something that's definitely like if you're if you're going around Europe like my wife does that's perfect because you just need a place to leave your shit so you can go sightseeing. She said that a couple of Airbnb's that were fucking right.
Speaker: Okay, all right, what about this one? Oh
Speaker: what it looks like a nice it looks like it looks like a very nice flat it's a nice flat i mean it's very like modern it's been remodeled that's for you to move into it it looks very it looks very chic and feng shui yeah they're yeah they're airbnbs this is apartments yes
Speaker: Because when Tanya had that, when they canceled Tanya's flight, we got her Airbnb that was basically an apartment. Yeah. It's doable. It's like 600 bucks for the week. I mean, look. I mean, like the bed in there. I mean, that looks like a good queen size bed. It's not a hotel. These are apartments. Yes. Are you trying to get me to move? They're Airbnb's, Tony.
Speaker: to be Airbnb, dude. Airbnb apartments. They have those here. Yeah. And they're cheap. And they're already got everything you need. You go buy your food at Walmart, cook, get a whole nine yard. Yeah. All right. It's like getting a small apartment for the week. Yeah. Yeah. You might have to do your honor. You might have to be in an extended stay.
Speaker: That's that's what tiny that's why tiny goes because you know Yes, so also where a lot of the drug kids are That's why you don't move the Balmoral hotel Wow, I Think we talked about the Balmoral last time if I had the money I would but man, holy shit for Brian night
Speaker: There's a there's a place and I believe it's in England, but it's it's Hogwarts themed. Oh, really? It's a it's a Harry Potter themed Airbnb. It was like a thousand bucks a night. Shit, it was dope. It was like you're staying in the world. Thousand bucks a night. And I told Tony, you can go, but you'll get one night and get the fuck out early.
Speaker: The bowel moral looks like you gotta have fuck you money to like stay there 405 I don't understand the concept of spending a shit ton of money on a room They you're hardly gonna be in
Speaker: Exactly. I just literally... Holiday Inn works perfect, because I just need a place to leave my shit that's secure, and then I can go bomb around and see what I want to see. As Tony said... I'm not a big baller no more golf. If you hang that up, I got responsibilities. I don't want to do big baller stuff. I'm not a big baller. I just plan wisely.
Speaker: Leggy, yes, you do need Harry Potter themed. I'm sorry. It's true. Because it's dope. I mean, I mean like every building looked like it belongs in Harry Potter. Yeah, I agree on that one. Do you ever see the message, Jeff? That's how I felt walking through Windsor. That's how I felt walking through Windsor and Windsor and
Speaker: Bristol. When I walked through when I yeah, but mainly the Windsor because of the castles there and then like the town surrounding Windsor Castle. Did you go to Harry Potter Studios? Right? No. I spent the day I took a train and I spent the day on Windsor, took photos and everything. And then another day I took a train going all the way out to Bristol.
Speaker: Tanya, it was $125 entrance for the Harry Potter series. This is actually where they filmed the movies. Like when you're in the Great Hall, you're in the fucking Great Hall. And fucking, she literally cried. She was just like, holy crap. I can't take my phone. I can't see it, I'll see it. No, I know why.
Speaker: He's like, these fuckers are still on? What the hell? I know. Yeah. Go ahead and do an outro, Tony. I got music ready. What song did you put up? Did you put a new one up there? No, I don't know. I have Blacktop Mojo. She talks to angels. I'm going to play. What else do we got? Let's see here.
Speaker: Oh, you could do like uh you could do you could do like thievery thievery corporation sweet tides You can't screen share one of you two. We're gonna do save ones No, yeah, we gotta do the ones we have saved Hi, uh, oh i'll put my song up there. I'll run it. Yeah, I was gonna say that seven handled on the second of the repeat last one Seven handled crisis circus. All right, jesus. We're gonna run it. We'll be back after this
Speaker: Alright. Let's do it! Do it!
Speaker: I don't know what I'm saying, but I'll say it anyway It's not the way to find me, I'm shying away I'll be coming for your love okay, and take on me Take on them, take me on
Speaker: So needless to say I'm ours and it's good I'll be here stumbling away Slowly learning that life is okay and to stay after me So much better to be sick than a salary take on me When you're melting
Speaker: Cause I'll be gone in a day or two
Speaker: Is it like for just the way my world reads away? And all the things I've got to remember, they shine away I'll be coming for you, I'm okay And take on me Take on me Take me on Take on me
Speaker: In a day or two They take on me They contact me Oh, they contact us all
Speaker: It is hot. I messed it up pretty good though. We gotta do it again.
Speaker: I'm not mad at that. That was pretty decent. That was seven handled circus. Take on me. They got together. Yeah, they got together. Oh, boy. That bass was bouncing, boy. He just did. I don't know if you saw him, but I ain't mad at him. A bunch of homeboys get together and do some money. As he said, I know his eyes are rolled in the back of his head. That was decent. I was, I was, I was kind of good. He's like, hit the note, hit the note.
Speaker: We have ran over his liquor's gone. We don't leave before he comes back and make us stay here another two hours. That's right, I said it. Be a disaster. Thank you all for being here. Any questions, comments, suggestions, opinions, nonsense, finances, podcasts, gmail .com, y 'all know what it is. You got myself, you got Jeff, you got Brian, who finally made it. We got to catch him once a month when we can. Thank you all for being here. Audio will be up whenever he does his podcast or postings because
Speaker: is his show and he does everything. He does everything. You don't let a man do it, you bastard. Big up some Nicky and our friends for coming through and y 'all be safe out there for real. I don't want nobody getting to be you. I'm flying safe tomorrow. Jeff, give me your outro, please. Deuces. The big dog, Mike, will be here. He will say, peace out. And if you guys want me to keep wearing Steelers gear to annoy Glick, press one.
Speaker: I'm just going to be working all week and I'll be up at Phoenix. I'll I'll show you guys pictures on the on the SC. I told him last time he forgot so it's been a while normally he says.
Speaker: Live from Ohio. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My bad, my bad, my bad. Sorry, guys. It's been a while. All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in. Live from Quintana Rucaicu, Mexico. Live from Warner Robins, Georgia. And live from Richmond, Texas. And also, we came from up there in New York, Ohio. Well, he was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Oh, yeah. And the buttsniff and jabroni up in Ohio. Yes. Buttsniff and jabroni.
Speaker: Wow. For myself, I will tell everybody, like I always tell you, mother had you, mother major, motherfucker. Y 'all should see us Monday night. If not, you'll see us on Wednesday night. If not, you'll see us on Saturday night. All three nights, look for a 6 p .m. Eastern Daylight Time. Period that end story, primarily. Twitch, Facebook, name it. We even got Clap on Clapper.
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