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Speaker: ...for a loop. So here, let's go ahead and do this real quick. Of course, there's an app. Enjoy the game. The beginning of this is going to be an absolute shit show. Holy shit. Let's, uh... Let's, uh, try this again. Shall we? Hey, Joe.
Speaker: What's the price of being lost?
Speaker: And which bank do you own? And can't you sign when you're told? Listen, what is waiting? Listen, what is waiting? Listen, what is waiting?
Speaker: Do you do it for the love? Do it for the money? I am a yellow itchy and ugly Cash is key and you're just a money Do you do it for the love? Do you do it for the money?
Speaker: Did you know that it was wrong? Did you say I look for a song?
Speaker: It's your blood on your nose. Oh, you're wearing a t -shirt on. Who will you play with? Who will you play with? Who will you play with?
Speaker: Do you do it from the love or do it from the money?
Speaker: Oh.
Speaker: Do you know I found the love? Do I find the money? The poor, dirty, old, rich kid like me Cash is king and I'm just too hungry Do you know I found the love? Do you know I found the money?
Speaker: Hell yeah. What's going on? Let's try to get this introduction done, right? Oh my God. We'll get into this new HAPS format and uh, this all, all the bullshit's going on here, but first and foremost, welcome everybody to Nonsense School Nonsense. As always, I'm Glick. Apparently I'm flying solo tonight. I do not know where my co -host is. I have not taught them in hours. Um,
Speaker: So, yeah, we're just going to see what happens here, I guess. Can't go live on Facebook because I got in trouble on Facebook for calling somebody a twat. So there's that. Apparently, after somebody tears you down and calls you a racist piece of shit and a colonizer in a scumbag and you respond back to call her a twat, that's unacceptable on Facebook. But everything she said is I don't know. I don't care. It is what it is. So we're not on Facebook tonight. That fucking sucks. Jeff's not here. That fucking sucks.
Speaker: Haps has decided to completely redesign and reformat their their fucking app. So I don't know how that's going to go. But I'm here this Saturday night, as I said, welcome to nonsensical nonsense. If you guys aren't already, feel free to give us a follow. Show us a little love. Show us a little support on all
Speaker: Yeah, pretty much on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, tick tock. Generally, you can catch our lives every Wednesday and Saturday night here on Haps. You can also catch us on YouTube, Twitch, Facebook and Twitter. And then you can catch every single episode of the podcast if you'd like to listen to it on Anchor Spotify, Google, Apple, basically anywhere you get your podcasts and fixings from. And
Speaker: So yeah, go give us a like and go give us a follow. Go give us a thumb and if Jeff was here, he'd do the thing. Cause Jeff loves a double thumb and we do have an email that you guys can email us at. Uh, we are looking to get some guests on the show. Uh, that is something that I am currently working on. I've reached out to a few people. Uh, and of course, you know, everybody wants to get sponsorships. So that's out there too. So if you want to email us, feel free to email us at a nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Holy shit.
Speaker: Yes, blazing. Facebook is far too thin -skinned for our generation. Boomers, as we've been dubbed and called. It just amazes me as long as you... I don't really want to get into politics this early in the show. It's not really politics. Clearly, I don't fit their agenda and or their narrative.
Speaker: but the person that decided to run their mouth and trash me does fit their agenda and their narrative. So yes, you take out this guy and they gave me a three day ban. So I can't post like comment or anything like that until Monday, which kind of throws a twist into this because I'm going to have to see if I can pull the audio from here. Typically I pull it, uh,
Speaker: I pull the audio off of Facebook so that I can post the podcast. So that means another app is going to be in store because I have a Facebook downloader and all that Joe. Damn. 30 days, three times in a row. I have gotten in trouble three times on Facebook, uh, twice for promoting the podcast. Uh, after I was told to promote the podcast in, uh, another podcast live, uh, a friend of mine,
Speaker: and I got in trouble for that and I got a couple day band and then this. So I'm not a big fan of Facebook, but it's kind of, it's kind of irrelevant for what we do as, you know, the fact that we, that we multicast out to so many places and Facebook has been the easiest for me to rip and pull the audio so that I can edit it and do this, that and the other thing with it. But it's, it's, it's,
Speaker: I mean, social media are just not getting along this weekend. Like I said, we had that going on that Haps just completely revamped. They fucked up the cameras too, because I've got a really good camera on my computer, on my laptop that I use, and it looks like shit. Well, that's basically what happened. I was in a chat for my buddy's podcast and we were talking and everything like that.
Speaker: We were kind of going back and forth of the chat having fun, and he was like hey man Tell everybody where they can find you so I just put in hey You know if you want to hear another podcast. We think we're kind of entertaining Here's where you can find us well apparently that went against community guidelines for hate speech And the second time I did it I can't remember what they what they popped me for but it was basically the same thing Hey guys if you like Kevin show check us out here blah blah blah. We don't take three -hour breaks Yeah so it's
Speaker: It's fucked up is what it is. Uh, but, uh, you know, like I said, and then have saved completely revamped and redesigned and throwing monkey wrenches into what was already a pretty good app, uh, that, that, that they had going for themselves. And fortunately I don't have videos, so I can't play by videos during breaks like I typically do. So hopefully the audio sounds good. I will play the music off of my phone.
Speaker: But we're not here to bitch and gripe and whine and moan because it's Saturday. And it's nonsensical nonsense. And granted, my cohort isn't here because Lord only fucking knows where that prick is. But it's beer time. Yes, sir. Cheers to you. You ain't lying. You are not lying. This is my first beer of the day. But with the absence of Jeff,
Speaker: I do have a movie review. I did watch a movie. I did watch a new movie tonight. That was actually really cool. My son and I watched it as we're having another guy's night, another guy's weekend. The girls have blown me off again. Apparently I'm not cool enough for my girls to come and hang, haven't seen me and hang out with me, but uh,
Speaker: I think Juan got him. I think Juan might've gotten. So him and I watched the movie tonight. I do have a top 10 list as always. And I've got a couple stories for what the fuck news. Just unfortunately, I don't have my openers. Well, that's a perfect reason to drink, Joe. Oh, and to top off all the social media stuff and the missing co -host.
Speaker: It's going to snow tomorrow here in Ohio. So this is Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. I'm the host. My name is Blake and I bitch and whine and cry and piss and moan about everything. What grinds your gears, folks? Let's let's have a bitch session tonight. But like I said, I do have a movie review that we'll get into later. I've got a top 10 list and and I do got some I do got some what the fuck news.
Speaker: So we're gonna try to wing it, see how it goes with me by myself and hopefully it goes good. You guys can hang out and shoot in the chatters box and shoot your shit with me. If you can share and tell your friends about it, feel free to share and tell your friends about it. And yeah, I don't know. This is usually the part where I'm sitting here and scratching my head trying to figure out how to get Jeff to shut the fuck up and he's not here, so.
Speaker: And confidence grinds my gears. Agree. We'll just leave it at that. I am not going to be the guy that strokes off creators of an app or kiss the ass of creators of an app. So instead, I will just bite my tongue. I will tell Facebook to go fuck themselves, though, however.
Speaker: You're not wrong, blazing. I really do. I think he's all right, Mark. He was going.
Speaker: He was going into, I don't know, wherever he was going to buy a laptop today. Uh, I guess into town. I think I feel like he lives in town, uh, but he was going to get a laptop today. Um, I told him that I wanted to go. I wanted to do a test run to see how everything went, see if I could post on Facebook, or if I wasn't going to be able to post on Facebook that way, he would be able to post onto our Facebook page and then I would still be able to pull the audio.
Speaker: And then he messaged me and he said, I'm eating some lunch and then we're going to go pick up the computer and I should be home by four o 'clock. And then I messaged him about six 30 is like, so are we just winging it tonight? And I haven't heard anything from him. But you are not wrong, blazing. I do need to have. But that's the thing. I really don't know anybody.
Speaker: That well that can that could fill in in a pinch or be available in a pinch That kind of meshes and and and I can roll with like I roll with Jeff But try to make it work We'll try to try to figure it out Because I mean we've we've we've had other people come in and kind of hang out during the show but it's just
Speaker: It kind of throws the rhythm off and that's where I was like, like, like everybody knows Jay, everybody knows, everybody knows money, man, Jay, or I go way back with him. I know him. I've known him as monkey man, Jay, back in the day on Periscope. He's come on a couple of times and then it's just kind of throws the balance off. Brian's been on here once. I think, I think Tony's run through, but
Speaker: typically it's a wait a minute your videos my video is not partially muted you fucking pricks nope okay I'm not live on Facebook I was I was hoping maybe that since I was a
Speaker: coming through here and I wasn't actually posted onto my page that maybe, maybe I could have snuck the podcast in and on Facebook, but they're pretty quick with that. They're good at that. I mean, when they block you, they're good at keeping you blocked, but it's the end of the day. They block people for some of the dumbest fucking reasons. Makes my head hurt. Anyhow.
Speaker: You're just bitchin' away. Fuckin' liberals. Right? I'm already hot. Y 'all, we're 10 minutes in and I've already gotten all hot and bothered. Try to do this without showing y 'all my man tits. There we go. Let's try this again. I got yelled at.
Speaker: Wednesday night because I put my hat on forwards and then it puts a shadow over me and nobody can see my beard. So trying to make sure everybody see that okay. Okay liberals wouldn't be the first time shut up Mark. I forget some of you have been around since the periscope days. Those are those were those were
Speaker: The periscope days were some wild time. Those were some interesting nights on periscope. I will say that. Still not quite sure what happened to that app. I know a lot of people shit on it, but I never had really any problem with it outside of the clickiness and stuff like that. You know, you get certain groups and if you rub them the wrong way, then they want to try to come at you, but it is what it is. At the end of the day,
Speaker: The click thing has seen and heard a lot of things over the years. That is for sure. That is 100 % accurate there. Uh, the Kevin Costner movie, Untouchables. Well, let me, uh, let me kinda just roll right into the, just roll right into shit. Um, I did watch a movie. I did just watch a movie.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, pool tables down in my basement right here. I, my apartment's just way too small, but it's down in storage here. Um, I did watch a new movie tonight. I really enjoyed it. Um, all expendables. I was watching that right before I came on here. Um, so, uh, my son and I sat down and we watched, uh, Shang, Shang -Chi and the legend of the 10 rings.
Speaker: That movie was fucking bad ass. If you like martial art movies and action movies and comic books, I mean, it was just like, let's put it all into a bowl and mix it up and throw it at the fucking wall. They had dragons and mythological creatures. Really good movie. And the cast was was really good, too. So with a little cameo from Wong, we all know who Wong is. If you've seen Doctor Strange,
Speaker: and a couple other little cameos. And then of course the cut screens were good, but it was definitely a good movie. I would check it out. Like I said, it was a lot of action in it. I was kind of surprised that you had the storyline, but I didn't draw it out too long. Like some movies do with the origin movies, you know what I mean? But they kind of just jumped right into it. Fight scene here, fight scene there, storyline here, fight scene, storyline, fight scene. You get the drift, dragons come out.
Speaker: on Disney Plus. Tomorrow, I think Cash and I are finally going to watch Black Widow. So we're going to watch that tomorrow on Disney Plus. So kind of excited to watch that. I think I think that'll be a pretty good movie. I'm not really good at the whole movie review thing because I don't want to go into any detail and ruin the movie like, you know, some people do.
Speaker: But like I said, it was definitely a good movie. And it was a little bit of a different Marvel story or a Marvel movie. If you weren't a big comic book reader, I was. So I do remember dipping my toes into this comic. That's about all I did. I didn't really read it, read it. I just kind of dipped my toesies in. But they did a good job from what I remember reading it.
Speaker: So looking forward to seeing, uh, seeing him in the, uh, in the, in the Marvel universe and how they'll, they'll add him in there and everything like that with the new, the new phase that is coming up. I know the new Spider -Man movies about to do some big things and introduce a handful of characters, uh, into the quote unquote Marvel universe. So that'll be pretty cool.
Speaker: That's really all I gotta say about that. I mean, like I said, I don't want to go too into depth and ruin anything of the movie. Just go watch it. Go check it out. It's definitely worth the watch. I mean, it's about two hours long, but it's definitely, it's definitely worth it. It's a cool little story or a movie story, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker: I'm just trying to pull something up here real quick, real quick. Where's it at? Oh, oh shit. I thought I almost, yeah, it's really good, Joe. I like that movie spot. I need to watch that again sometime. I thought I accidentally deleted my top 10 list. I've got a couple of them.
Speaker: I really do wish they would do a remake of Spawn, and I know they've talked about it a couple of times. I know they've talked about a remake of Blade, which I still feel like you, I still think Wesley Stipes could still be Blade. But they've talked about a remake with Blade, and I think there was mention in the new Spider -Man movie. I could be wrong, but there was going to be a Blade cameo.
Speaker: Wait and see I guess somebody every pretty badass if that's their introduction into introduction into blade into the MCU But I still think Wesley Snipes could could be blade. I mean he could still do it I Know he's a little bit older, but still I
Speaker: But I definitely see a, would definitely love to see a spawn remake. That movie was so good. And I think it was super underrated too. But it turned out to be really fucking good. But John Leguizamo in that movie is, yeah, Morbius is supposed to be out this year. Sometimes Jared Leto double dipping.
Speaker: Much like what's his face that Ryan Reynolds double dipped DC action, a little Marvel action. The guy who played Thanos double dipped because he was in Jonah Hex and I believe Jonah Hex was at DC. And then he did Deadpool and then he did Thanos. Right.
Speaker: Uh, but yeah, I mean, that's, that's the only logical thing. If you're going to introduce, if you're, if you're going to introduce Morbius. Oh yeah. That's where I was going with that double dipping thing because he played a fucking joker and I was playing Morbius. So yeah, hopefully they would throw out a, throw out a blade. I would love to see a new blade movie. I actually just watched the other night. I watched the last half of.
Speaker: the first Blade movie and then I caught the first half of the second Blade movie. Cause the one was going off and the other one was starting right around the time I was getting ready to go to bed and stuff. So I just rolled right on into it and just put it on. I was like, fuck it. I'll fall asleep to it.
Speaker: They have Texas tech kicker, Jonathan, Jonathan Garvey nails a massive kick as time expires for the Raiders to beat Iowa state dude, kick a 62 yard field goal. Oh, come on boys. And I, I kind of liked, I liked his joker. I like where they went with it. I, and Jeff and I've had this argument on here several times. There are so many in the Batman universe, there are so many different
Speaker: variants of Batman or certain villains and that's how it is with Joker. There's so many different styles and different types of Joker. I liked his Joker and I told him Jeff Jeff was was on and on and on. I said, don't sleep on Jared Letters Joker until you see the Justice League Zack Snyder cut because the man only only had a small role in it, but perfect.
Speaker: Yeah, well, Heath Ledger, I enjoyed his Joker, seriously overrated though. I enjoyed it though. I liked it. He did a good job. I'm old school. Jack Nicholas will always be my favorite, but I think Leto did a really good job. That Jack was the man.
Speaker: Ledger's was good too, don't get me wrong, I just think it was seriously overrated. But Leto, if Joaquin did a really good job of that version of the Joker, again, another version, another type, another personality. I was a big DC guy when I was younger. Oh man, he would probably rival Jack Nicklaus.
Speaker: William, yeah, Willem, William Willem. I never thought about that, but now that I'm thinking about it, that would be so badass to see him play the Joker because he could kind of channel his character from Boondocks and then mix it with a Joker. Oh, man. How do we get that? How do we get that to happen? Let's see. Nonsensical nonsense already saved Capone's house.
Speaker: Well, at least we're taking credit for saving Capone's house. We're going to go ahead and get it out there that we want to see Willem Dafoe play the Joker. Even if it's only like a 30 minute Joker movie, give me 30 minutes of Dafoe as the Joker. I love that dude too. He's a fantastic actor. He's one of my favorites. I don't know why I never thought about him as the Joker though. Wow.
Speaker: But, you know, as far as Joker's going, in all honesty, the best Joker was Mark Hamill. I mean, I know it was animated, but still, Mark Hamill was ridiculous, the voice and everything that he did. And he did get to kind of dabble in the little bit of the Joker world when he was on the Flash TV series and he played the trickster or some shit like that.
Speaker: He's one of my favorite jokers. As you know, now I'm kind of curious. Let me see here. Batman Arkham Knight video game. Let's go with that. Let me get the cast out. Where's the goddamn cast out?
Speaker: This is... Mark Hamill? What the hell? That was a... That was a... That was a... That guy was a... That was a TV show.
Speaker: I love how they're just like boys. Jonathan Banks was Jordan or James Gordon. That's going to take me fucking forever. Kevin Conroy played Batman. Holy shit. This is quite. Yeah, Mark Hamill was the Joker in Arkham Knight.
Speaker: the CX bar. It's Yeah, it is. Actually, I have it. I had it on my place. The only problem with that game was you reach a point where you're just kind of fucking stuck in it just pissed me the hell off. I was just I was just stuck there. Oh, you never mind. You think I read that wrong. You think Arkham video games when you think of Oh, yeah, that would be yeah. Yeah, kind of a darker, edgier
Speaker: Which is weird to say darky or edge darker or edgier Joker because the end of the day you don't get much twisted than that man But But that that that video game version of Joker was was was a Little bit more
Speaker: scarier, I guess you can say. But yeah, I could totally see that. Now that I'm thinking about it, now I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about it at all. Now that's what I want to see. Hey, what are you doing? Nothing. I thought you were going to play video games.
Speaker: You can leave it. Apparently, my son has decided that he's going to come in here while I'm trying to do the show. So now that I'm only doing it, not having Jeff here right now, I'm dead. Oh, hey, Dad. Oh, hey, Cash. Did I get him? What's the tankster? That's tank skirts. Oh, OK. Like, where you're facing me, you have to kill other kids. Now I want to watch Moondock Saints.
Speaker: Fried chicken, fried chicken. Fried chicken. Are you doing this all by yourself? Yep, because I don't know where the hell Jeff is. It should text him, ask him where he is. I already did. Did he answer? Nope. If he answered me, I would know where he was. He's probably asleep. I doubt he's asleep. I might be.
Speaker: Might be looking for a new permanent co -host. He's fired. Last week he was a half hour late to the show, then one day he was late. But he's all over the damn place. But no, I mean, I really enjoy the comic book movies, so.
Speaker: There's some big things coming up for the Marvel Universe. I really hope they they actually do something with the DC Universe for a change. Just that they did a change. Yeah, I know they did. They just need to. They made the rock and. Another. Yeah, the rocks going to be black Adam. Yeah. You're fired.
Speaker: one is kicking his ass. Jeff fucked around and went down to the hotel to the hotel zone and one he caught one's hands. But I wish DC would just like lock Zack Snyder into like a 20 year contract and just let him work his magic on the on the DC universe. But
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I just, I don't, I don't know, man. What? You're dead. Thanks for putting me out of my misery. So yeah, I just, uh, typically he'll, typically he'll, uh, he'll, um, message me back and everything. So if he's, if he's going to be late or whatever, then I'll just kind of wait. I mean, it wouldn't have been, grandma Joe said, I,
Speaker: She's watching They're like little They're like velcro patches Put them on your coat or whatever. I got them when I bought my gun. Yeah, what?
Speaker: like a coat or your hat, well it won't stick on this hat because it doesn't have velcro. It's a Smith and Wesson logo. It's Smith and Wesson. So like if you got a velcro area, you can stick them on your hat or on your jacket or whatever. No, I don't think any of my hats are going to work. But um,
Speaker: But yeah, typically he's pretty good about letting me know if he's gonna be late or whatever which would have been fine tonight because It wasn't like I made any post or anything like that You know saying we were gonna be live. I couldn't post on Facebook I'm still trying to figure out the half stinks. I don't even know if you can post Like you could before upcoming lives
Speaker: Um, so everything's kind of just up in the air, man. And literally that's, that's kind of what I did. I just walked into the office and at a nonsensical nonsense towers and just threw all the paperwork in the air and said, fuck it. Let's see what happens.
Speaker: Yeah Summer gave it to me it's my trophy for being good at stuff No, don't hit my TV with it, what are you doing? No, because it'll leave a mark when I move but Yeah, so that's kind of what tonight's all about just saying fuck it and winging it just rolling with the punches I guess
Speaker: see and what, see and what, see and what happens. Apparently cash things. You need to go back to the living room, but yeah. Yeah. You can go out there. You can play video games. You can watch whatever you want. Your sisters aren't here to be mean and shitty with you so you can do whatever you want out there. Yeah. Uh, I got in trouble on Facebook, so.
Speaker: but what's this? Uh, it's probably going to be really short show tonight, to be honest with you guys. Um, let's, uh, let's kinda when kids go host, right? Well, that's, that's the thing. Like he likes coming in and hanging out with me when I'm on my lives, which, you know, a normal regular life is perfectly fine and okay.
Speaker: But what I'm trying to do in the podcast, trying being the key word. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Little Taco Bell for you guys there. Yeah, which is awesome when I'm doing just regular bullshit lives. I don't care. But when I'm trying to do the podcast, he's very distracting. And when I'm trying to talk about something, he he he pulls me off my game.
Speaker: I could do a podcast with him, it'd probably be more successful, but they'd probably just like him and not like me. There's a guy on TikTok that's got stupid famous and probably he's made way more money than he should have because he started making TikTok videos with his son. Come here, boy. Let me monetize you. We're going to get rich.
Speaker: I do. That sounded horrible. I'm going to monetize you, son. Okay, dude, whatever. We'll get both of my boys and they'll be my new co -host when my fiancee moves up here. I'll just bring them into the studio every week and we'll record a podcast together. They probably love it because they're obsessed with YouTubers.
Speaker: And I think it's kind of cool that their dad's on YouTube. Now, I'm not rich and famous or anything like that, but I am on YouTube. I don't even know how many. I don't even look at our YouTube channel. Let's do that real quick. Shall we? Let me go look at our YouTube channel for the first time since I created it because Jeff's supposed to run it. Let's go take a look at nonsensical nonsense. We have
Speaker: Did it in nonsensical nonsense on YouTube? Where's my? Where's my where's my about there we go. No, that's not what I wanted. It wasn't I don't play this videos home I want to I want to look at my channel Let's see here. We have 20 subscribers
Speaker: and okay okay we uh um looks like we uh might have a couple hundred views a couple likes here and there okay okay okay a little bit uh we got more than zero
Speaker: Thanks, please. Why you're there giving me shit, you could at least subscribe. I know there's a place where I could look in and see how many views and all that stuff. I don't know anything about fucking YouTube. What the hell am I even talking about? Oh, yeah, we got five hundred and sixteen views. There we go.
Speaker: Uh, I do think that the beats have 21 subscribers. We're moving up in the world. Yeah. You know, we got about 516 views. So that's, that's a, that's a plus. I mean, it's, it's nothing like our TikTok challenge. All our TikTok page has a little over 2000 views and our 2000 followers and, uh,
Speaker: Uh, several thousand views, but I also had a video that had almost 10 ,000 views for myself. So I'd like to get my, our, our nonsensical nonsense, tick tock page up above my personal page. Cause I don't even use my personal. I don't really even use tick tock hardly at all anymore, to be perfectly honest with you guys. But, um,
Speaker: My page was actually over 10 ,000 followers, but they hit me with a they hit me with a fucking band a live band for For Pornography or something like that regulated illegal activity and regulated goods was what they hit me with For doing this right here exactly this I
Speaker: Meanwhile, TikTok will let 13 year old girls be half naked smoking crack on there. Another day, another time. Let's just bitch about the apps. Anywho. I do have a top 10 list here. Maybe you guys will get a kick out of that.
Speaker: I'm kind of surprised that our favorite state is not on this list, but all the states that are on this list are quote unquote Southern States with the exception of a couple. So tonight on my top 10 list, because I'm the only one that's here. I bring to you guys.
Speaker: the top 10 dumbest states in the United States of America. Next week I'm going to do top 10 dumb countries. Let's see where the great United States of America lands there. Surprisingly,
Speaker: Surprisingly, Florida did not make this list. I don't know how Florida did not make this list, but they're not on this list. It's probably because Florida's in a special needs class and it's not a, it's not nice to make fun of the special needs kids. So they probably left them off. Gotta be PC. They gotta be politically corrected these times. You know, you can't, you can't go making fun of the short bus people or to retards. Rotards.
Speaker: but this will probably get me in trouble. Number 10 on the list, this is where my fiance's from, is Tennessee. Let me turn this off, this is gonna drive me insane.
Speaker: Turn that vibration off. This says Tennessee's economy is fixated on materials, animals, and the electrical force. Occupations that don't need progressed instructive degrees. There are many booming workplaces, yet the state has made it to this list. It has low numbers of people getting a bachelor's degree and a significant number of people living below the poverty line.
Speaker: So there's Tennessee, basically just based off of, they have a lot of blue collared workers, which my fiance's from Tennessee. And I know that they have, um, I think they've got a couple of Lineman schools down there. It's a trade school, Lineman electrical stuff like that. So, you know, it's just a blue collar state, not necessarily dumb, just blue collar. Oh, I forgot.
Speaker: I guess I had to go get Bob out tonight. So let me go grab him real quick and he can fire up. Not since we'll not since number two and uh, we can drive us around all these States as we talk about them. Number nine on the list. We're going to go over to Oklahoma boomer fucking sooner who just got their dicks slapped in the dirt by Baylor tonight. Time to shake up the standings in college football boys.
Speaker: Not too much because Alabama one, Ohio state one, Michigan one, Cincinnati one, Oregon one. I think Oregon one. So not going to shake them up too much. Just going to knock Oklahoma off their pedestal a little bit. But Oklahoma's economy is driven by the energy business.
Speaker: With aerodotics and food handling, likewise, offering work openings in the state. But any of them work for the public sector while the transportation and utilities also have many people of them. Amidst all these, the average people get bachelor's degrees and the SAT scores are a minimum compared to the population. There are many who are still living below the poverty line. So again, not many people going to college in Oklahoma.
Speaker: blue collar state and it's a football state. So you don't have to have a high SAT to get into college there. The bar set kind of low for the dummies who play football. I can say that I played football. I know we're dummies. I didn't play college football, but still number 10 on the list, the only Midwest state to make it on this list. Good old Indiana.
Speaker: And this has a lot to do with factory jobs and whatnot. Indiana's economy is driven by assembling with the Calumet locals speaking to the biggest steel creating region in the US, the state's biggest city. Indianapolis is home of the global central command of drug organization.
Speaker: The state brags at the second most noteworthy biopharmaceutical related positions in the nation, notwithstanding the solid biotech presence in its pockets of the express Indiana's economy lays on the shoulders of semi gifted work. Again, the poverty rate is drags the state to one of the dumbest States in the United States. Got number seven. I feel like this state should probably be a little bit higher than number seven.
Speaker: Because if you've ever met anybody from this state, they're generally inbred and half retarded. We're going to go with number seven, Alabama. Roll Tide. Most of Alabama's labor force is the public sector, balancing the best five managers in the state. The state's middle family pays, pay is the third most minimal and the nation and the high property rate has made the state among the dumbest ones in the US.
Speaker: Number of Kentucky, number of Kentucky. Number six, the Alabama of the kind of North. I think they still call that. They still consider themselves Southern down there, but there's like the Alabama of the North is Kentucky. Uh, Kentucky's horticulture and animal businesses are perfectly healthy. The state positions fifth in goat cultivating eighth and hamburger steers creation and 14th in corn creation.
Speaker: Kentucky positions fourth in the nation in the quantity of vehicles and trucks collected in the state. Yet again, this hits the list of dumbest states in the US because of the poverty line. So basically what I'm getting from this list, we're about halfway through this list and dumb state equals poor people. So they're calling poor people dumb, which I don't necessarily agree with because some of the smartest people I know are quote unquote,
Speaker: poor or live below the poverty line. Some of the dumbest people I know have all those diplomas and degrees hanging on the wall. Anywho, I digress. Number five state that I would like to visit a few times as Louisiana.
Speaker: Louisiana is the biggest crayfish maker on the planet, representing 90 % of the world's gracefully. Ah, the fish business supplies 16 ,000 positions to the state's occupants. The location at the mouth of the Mississippi river Delta is fundamental to its economy with the port of South Louisiana being the biggest delivery port in the Western hemisphere.
Speaker: by volume. After all these, there are significant people living below the poverty line going on without education and jobs. They got them out of them cracker jacket boxes. Pretty much. That's where all them diplomas and shit come from. Number four. Don't have to be smart. You just have to know how to deal cards or spread your legs to live here, apparently.
Speaker: Number four on the list is Nevada. Another of the dumbest states in the US, which depends on the mining and cows farming and, uh, monetary drivers, billions of dollars in gold is mined each year. 79 % of the world's gold comes from, uh, I did not know that 79 % of the gold comes from, uh, Nevada still be in mind representing 8 .9 % of the world's great creation.
Speaker: But the poverty rate seems to never be ending and ever increasing. The average SAT score of the citizens and the number of people getting degrees is also very depressing. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, and you guys can
Speaker: Not many of you guys in here right now listening live with those of you guys who are listening on Spotify or Apple or wherever you listen to podcasts that feel free to drop us a line because if I'm not wrong, if I'm correct, I believe that Nevada has one of the one of the not the but one of the largest homeless populations and that they also live in the tunnels and drainage systems and whatnot below the city.
Speaker: or below the cities, mainly Vegas. I could be wrong about that, but I think, if I'm wrong, just say, hey, stupid, you're wrong. Like I said, you can always reach out to us on social media or at our email or whatever, just say, hey, dummy, you're number one on the dumbest state list. I mean, not even a state, but it is what it is, I guess, at the end of the day.
Speaker: Number three on the list. Again, like I said, most of these are all in the South. So I mean, it's not the same much about y 'all down there. I'm just saying, I'm not judging. I'm with you. I enjoy you. Y 'all my people. I fit in quite nicely with you guys as far as being a dummy. But number three on the list is Arkansas. You just live there. You're not from there. You're from Jersey.
Speaker: Let's not even get started on Jersey. Let's not get started on Texas either, because Lord knows I'm not a big fan of that state. But number three is Arkansas, home to the four fortune 500.
Speaker: home to four Fortune 500 organizations, including the world's biggest retailer you love, Walmart. Former president Bill Clinton is likewise a local child of the state. The state positions fourth in the nation in wood creation because of the Arkansas timberlands. The state has the second most reduced expense, expensive working together as per a CNBC
Speaker: uh, concentrate with the fifth least typical cost for basic items in the nation. However, the unemployment rate here is still high and the number of people not graduating is still high. Overall, this again falls under the list of dumbest States. People just don't even fucking graduate there. I didn't want to go to school. Bear with me. I only got two more guys. I only got two more.
Speaker: All right, let's get rid of those. There we go. Number two, Mississippi is mostly not considered to be of the current generation we are before the Civil War. Mississippi's rural economy and dependence on slave work made it the fifth wealthiest state in the nation. Anyway, as of now, it is close to the base and generally financial and instructive measures.
Speaker: It is said to have the highest poverty rate due to the economy's condition. Hence, this also tops the list. And number one of the dumbest States in the United States of America, West by God, Virginia.
Speaker: The most idiotic state you can think about has a middle pay that is the third least in the nation. Regardless of this, the city of Morgantown home to West Virginia university university was positioned by Forbes as one of the most, as one of the top 10 best little urban areas in which to work together in 2010. That was 21 years ago. The state's ones was powerful coal. Uh,
Speaker: coal industry has endured a shot as the business faces expanded rivalry from other fuel sources and harder and harder guidelines. The average SAT scores and people with bachelor degrees are also very less, hence the considered as the dumbest state in the United States. Why did my font change right in the middle of reading that? So there you have it, folks. The top 10 dumbest states in America
Speaker: I didn't make the list. I just read the list. Don't be mad at me. I'm not here to judge. I'm just here to agree with that list. But that is neither here nor there. Let's get rid of that ocean. I didn't mean to get rid of that one. Let's get rid of that. I accidentally got rid of the wrong top 10 list. Oh, well, it happens. What are you going to do?
Speaker: It happens. I'm doing the best I can here, folks. I'm only one person. Nervous laugh. Insert nervous laugh here. Oh, man. Anywho. That is what it is. Let's. We're up against it here. Let's.
Speaker: Let's take ourselves a real quick break. You guys can stare at my, uh, Brown's, uh, thing on the wall. Let's take a real quick break. He break. Well, let me find something here. Probably going to have an ad. That's downfall. Not having West by God, Virginia, man. Joe's got to do the man. Joe's.
Speaker: I knew there was going to be an ad. Damn it. But like I said, let's take a real quick break. We'll come back. I got a couple news articles should be interesting enough considering news is usually best when I've got somebody to
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Speaker: It's a guy that mixed up this whiskey. I'm out of company. Yeah, we brought a special bottle. Oh, yeah. We got a special bottle. Yeah. So if you look up here, this ceiling's about 3 ,000 feet high. It's an old ranch -style bean factory that's been here. So it's got some good natural reverb. So we decided we'd come down here. We'd do a little song for you guys. Try it out. We'll see what y 'all got.
Speaker: Matt, talk for a minute.
Speaker: Yeah, I might be professional as well. Or not, unfortunately. Like and feeling, come with me here tonight. Oh, love. And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life.
Speaker: Ooh, Lord Can you feel it coming in? Ooh, Lord Ooh, Lord Well, if you told me you were drowning
Speaker: I will not end your head I've seen your face before, my friend But I don't know if you know who I am Well, I was there and I saw what you did I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off the pain
Speaker: Do it, baby. It's all been a pack of lies. And I can feel it coming in the hell of life. Oh, Lord. And I've been waiting for this moment all my life. Oh, Lord.
Speaker: How could I ever forget it's the first time The last time we ever met
Speaker: Well, I know the reasons why you keep your silence up. Noting that you need it. The good doesn't show. Can't be easy. No, stay down to you and me. I can't wait to wake up in the early night.
Speaker: Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment all my life Oh Lord Can you really try me in the air tonight? Oh Lord
Speaker: Any last words? Drink!
Speaker: Texas Silver Star Whiskey. I even let him drop their plug for Texas Silver Star Whiskey because that's the kind of guy I am. I never had Texas Silver Star Whiskey. Maybe some of you Texans may have had it. So Matt and the boys said go drink it. So I'm just going to agree with them and tell you guys go drink it as well.
Speaker: Texas Silver Star Whiskey, you're welcome. But anyways, welcome back to the shit show. I do apologize. It's bad. I know it's bad, but I'm doing it by myself and I'm not used to doing this shit by myself, but I'm doing the best I can, guys. I really am. I promise. There we go. I can get down with that. I can't find my ass.
Speaker: But, uh, anywho, as I say, welcome back to the show, guys. Welcome back to nonsense school nonsense. I am Glick flying solo. No Jeffrey tonight. Not sure why, but, uh, I'm sure he'll have a, a dang good excuse tomorrow. Um, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker: I am positive that that will be the case. Let me get rid of this distraction here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up. Shut up your face. Shut up your face. That was the longest hour of my life. Thank you, Joe.
Speaker: for the words of encouragement. And that was the fewest amount of beer, the fewest amount of beers that I have drank in a segment, I guess you could say. But if you guys aren't already, feel free to check us out on all social media. Let us know what you think of the show or just go give us some support. Give us some love. That's the only way we're going to grow. And that's the goal. We want to grow. We want to get better.
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Speaker: But, uh, and that email is, uh, what's that email, Jeff? Oh yeah. Jeff's not here. That's right. Nonsense or nonsense podcast at gmail .com. What a clusterfuck of a show tonight. Uh, yes, I did a, did a, did a bit of a wardrobe change, uh, during the break. Not that anybody listening to this, uh, knows that, but I did because the other shirt I had on was, uh,
Speaker: a little restricting, a little tight. So I needed something a little bit, um, not so form fitting so I could sit here and fucking breathe because I'm a fat guy and I need a room to breathe at the end of the day. That's all it is. So the good thing about Jeff not being here is this will not be a three hour episode.
Speaker: uh, or a four hour episode or, uh, anything like that. But I will more than likely, uh, be going live somewhere else, probably on tick tock for a little bit. Uh, maybe on here, who knows who knows where I'm going to end up at, but it is what it is. Speaking of, uh, three or four hour long shows Wednesday night, uh,
Speaker: We went a little long Wednesday night. It wasn't planned, but it was kind of planned. I had Thursday off for Veterans Day. Shout out to our veterans. Thank you guys for everything you do. You know, I wouldn't be able to do this if it wasn't for the men and women who go and put their necks on the line literally every day.
Speaker: To afford us our freedoms and allows us to basically think and say and do the things that we want without fear of Punishment or repercussion I say basically because just because they're putting their lives on the line Don't mean you guys can go and be stupid and rob banks and commit crimes, but I'll say that you know, so shout out to our veterans and thank you guys for everything you do the men and women and
Speaker: My dad was a veteran, both my grandfathers were vets. So, you know, the sacrifice that they give up for our freedoms is a truly amazing thing. So make sure you, I know it's kind of played out and I know some of them may not like to hear it, but you don't have to tell them thank you. You can always just shake their hand, maybe give them a hug. I don't know, whatever in your head that you want to do.
Speaker: I generally just try to strike up a conversation. Sometimes I don't even bring up them being a vet because at the end of the day, they could be going through some shit and one friendly voice, one friendly action goes a long way because our vets do struggle a lot.
Speaker: mental and whatnot I've kind of lost my my train of thought but mental diseases and whatnot like that so that goes with anybody not just our vets that goes with anybody and everybody because you don't know anybody's story you don't know what they're going through so that one little friendly gesture can go a long way and I'm not gonna be that guy's gonna say you could save a life because you could or you could not but that one friendly
Speaker: conversation or a hey, how you doing or a smile can go a long way with people these days because a lot of people are dealing with a lot of shit these days. So don't be so quick to judge somebody.
Speaker: They kind of went way left of center from what I was going. But regardless, shout out to our vets and thank you guys. I know it's a few days late. Also happy, happy, happy belated birthday to the Devil Dogs. The one and only Marine Corps. I think they're 246 years old now. Holy crap. And still kicking ass, baby. Let's go.
Speaker: Anyways, where I was originally going to go with that Wednesday night, I kind of threw a curve ball at Jeff and said, Hey man, let's go a little bit late. I don't got to work tomorrow. Cause we were having some good conversations. Let's, let's push the news into the third hour.
Speaker: not knowing that when I brought up news and that was gonna roll us into a whole other conversation about funerals and him dying and me dying and everything else. Not in a bad way, not in a good way. It was actually a lot of fun and it was hysterical. So I just posted the episode today. So go check out the new episode on Spotify and Apple and Google and Anchor. Again, like I said, anywhere you get, because that conversation, at least in our eyes, when we was having it, it was fucking hysterical and we were dying.
Speaker: Uh, I know, uh, my face was hurting. My stomach was hurting from laughing so hard. Uh, I was crying. I was literally crying from laughing so hard. I believe Jeff fell out of his chair once or twice. He was laughing so hard. We were just absolutely fucking ridiculous with, with the whole funeral thing. Uh, but it was a good conversation. It was, it was, uh, it was in the hell of a stutter. Where have you been all my life?
Speaker: No, I've had the stutter my whole life just comes and goes. But go check that out. Check out that episode. It's up now. I just posted it today. So go give it a listen. Now you don't have to suffer all the way through it. You can fast forward to the funeral conversation if you want, but I'd really appreciate it if you listen to the whole show.
Speaker: I work very hard on this show. I can't vouch for the other guy, but I work very hard on this show. So, you know, I do appreciate good comments or people say, hey, I listened to the show for the first time and really like what you're doing or or hey, I listen to your show and you're garbage. OK, my bad. Let me tell me what I need to do to be better. Or what would you like to hear to make it better? You you you have a voice here.
Speaker: But I really don't know where I just don't know where to go with this. Like I'm just kind of here. Just just just just word vomiting. But it looks like this is going to be my first full fledged solo act because Jeff has still not responded to me. So that's always a good thing.
Speaker: I would like to say I hope he's okay and that nothing happened, but I also know that he's fine and nothing happened. He's just doing God knows fucking what, but he's an adult. It's not like he is a, yes, he's in my, it's not like he has an obligation to do a podcast on Saturday night or anything like that.
Speaker: And there's been times where we push the podcast off or I've been late or he's been late. You know, it's no big deal. It's just like a job. Just, hey, I'm gonna be late. Or, hey, I can't make it. At least I can prepare a little bit better if I know you're not gonna be here compared to. It's 10 o 'clock, time to do the show. Where do I go? I do got, I do got,
Speaker: I do got some news stories here for you guys. We'll try to read them. We'll try to do my best to have a one -sided conversation. I mean, it'd be cool with some of the people whose lives did I know into and hang out with a little pop in here and hang out too, but that's neither here nor there.
Speaker: Uh, where's it at? Not many of you are here. I do help for, uh, for any of you, uh, space nerds or, uh, anybody who enjoys, uh, space knowledge of space, space travel, all that stuff. I only mainly, I only want to tell this story because
Speaker: as I told Jeff last Wednesday night that I made a purchase without telling him that we bought a spaceship from Elon Musk. So we now have nonsensical nonsense. Three, we've got nonsensical nonsense. One, you know, that's our that's our private jet. And we've got number two, which is our short bus. And now we have the nonsensical nonsense spacecraft courtesy of our boy Elon Musk. I rang him up on the phone and said, Elon, I need you to do me a solid man. I need you to hook me up.
Speaker: Don't worry, Glick, I got you. He's a little weirdy, but you know, either way, he hooked it up. So, I mean, I got it. Might as well use it. So, why not do a space story? So, Bob, fire up the thrusters. We're going to space. We're going to the moon to be exact. And, um, scientists are saying that I had
Speaker: An asteroid that is orbiting, I believe it's orbiting the sun, could be a lost fragment of the moon. So I don't know if that means the moon's falling apart or what. But let's dive into it, shall we?
Speaker: An asteroid orbiting orbiting the sun could be a lost fragment of the moon. Astronomers have been at a loss to explain the presence of the object named. Nope, not going to do that. Yep, we're going to do it. Camo, Aloe, who Aloe, hey, the way you are, whatever. Now sounds Samoan. Pretty cool. If I could pronounce it, probably be even cooler.
Speaker: But it's orbiting the sun, but stays relatively close to the earth. Little else is known about the object as they are about four million times dimmer than the faintest star visible to the human eye at the night sky. The asteroid, which is roughly the size of a ferris wheel, was discovered by scientists using the Pan -STARRS telescope in Hawaii. And that explains the name right there. Polynesian. I said Samoan.
Speaker: Basically, you know in that same neck of the woods pretty good stuff but They can only be observed for a few work a few weeks every year due to its orbit and it gets as close as 9 million miles from Earth I Don't know that might be kind of cool. I don't think it don't think I don't think it
Speaker: there's any, any fear or anything of it crashing towards earth at this point. They really don't get too in depth in the story, but, um,
Speaker: you know, I think it's just one of those things. It's just up there, but I find it more interesting because again, I'm no astronomer and I'm not the smartest guy in the world. But if that's a piece of the moon is the moon starting to starting to break apart like that's kind of like what I would like to know is is the moon starting to starting to break up? I mean, is that gonna be a bad thing for us as humans on Earth if the if the moon not granted not like it's gonna happen tomorrow, but
Speaker: doesn't really want to worry about it because it's gonna be probably thousands of years from now if it actually happened but still curiosity you know well antennas go up and what's going on here oh Pete my curiosity but uh I thought that was a cool little story well we'll keep an eye on that story and see if anything more comes of it I'd like that I'd like to uh
Speaker: Recap that one and touch on that again down the road if they if they release anything else or anything more about it But let's move on I digress This is the hard part. I don't have anybody to have about I don't have anybody to uh Bounce a conversation off of I ain't drunk enough yet to introduce you guys to my invisible friends so
Speaker: I'll behave myself. But. I don't know where this story is, California. OK, well, Bob, bring us down. We're going to California. Bring us down to Cape Canaveral and we'll jump on. We'll we'll jump on nonsensical, nonsense, one and fly out to Cali. They say scientists are saying that the rockfish could hold the key to eternal life.
Speaker: Who's down for eternal life? I mean, I don't know about, I think, I think if I could live forever and stay like where I'm at now, like Highlander style, I think that'd be pretty cool. But I don't want to grow old and be like a thousand years old and my body be
Speaker: Aged a thousand years. I had to think about that for a second. If you're listening to this, you can't see my face, but those are you that may or may not be watching. I had to think about that and I had the, uh, the little, uh, the light bulb just went off above my head. I found my words. I was trying to say, yeah, is my body going to age a thousand years? I don't want that. Just kill me. But if I can stay like I am now, maybe a few years younger,
Speaker: But eternal life doesn't sound too bad, does it? But I don't think they're talking about real eternal life. Let's dive into the story, shall we? That was dumb. I apologize. I just couldn't resist myself. A little dad humor right there for you, I guess.
Speaker: But they said the rockfish could hold the key to eternal life as new scientific research shows that they have genetics that help them live for over 200 years. New researchers have found that the creature, which resembles a giant goldfish and it does the picture of it. It does. It looks like it looks like a big goldfish with some little spikes on its back like fucking like he had to defend himself. We don't look like he's going around picking fights, but
Speaker: You know, if he had to defend himself. Holds clues to genes that affect lifespan. The fish can survive for more than 200 years, making them among the longest lived animals on earth. So even older than the tortoises, tortoises, turtles, tortles, tortoises, tortoises, tortoises, right? Yeah, yeah. Because tortoises can be like 150 years old or some shit like that.
Speaker: And now experts believe that their unique genetic makeup could help humans live longer. The scientists discovered that there are 137 genes that extend lifespan by making the rockfish bigger and more resilient to environmental changes. Professor Peter Sudment from the University of California in Berkeley said humans live longer than most vertebrates, but the rockfish can offer human strategies for improvement.
Speaker: Genetic adaptations found in the rockfish illustrates that strategies to improve DNA repair and control inflammation may improve health and extend lifespan. There's an opportunity here to think about how those same sorts of genes are acting on our own bodies. So, I mean, I don't know about eternal life,
Speaker: Is the water is water? I don't know. They're saying that they're it's a genetic DNA is why they live longer. They're just built different. They're just they're just fucking built different guys. Oh, shit. That's not what I wanted to do. Oh, God, I just fucked everything up. Bring it back. There we go.
Speaker: Um, so yeah, it's just in their DNA. But again, like I said, um, it doesn't sound like, uh, Oh, I was kind of skimming through. Anyways. Um,
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, you're still going to age. So, I mean, your body's going to be 200 years old. So your bones are going to be 200 years old. Your organs are going to be 200. I'm not saying that we're going to say people are going to live 200 years, but you know what I'm saying? So we all know what happens when you get old. Things start to deteriorate. Things start to, to not work properly. They don't work as well as they used to. Um, so again,
Speaker: The quote -unquote eternal life or living longer sounds fantastic But if you look at it more on a medical side, and I'm not a doctor and I'm not the smartest guy in the world this is just my My thought process and how I how I you know kind of go through this when I'm thinking about it I don't think I'd want to be in a 200 year old body I feel like it'd be kind of a miserable existence again, however if you
Speaker: If you slow down the aging process of your body and your bones and stuff like that aren't breaking down to where you're 200, but you still got like physical condition or whatever of like a 40 year old, that wouldn't be so bad. That'd be kind of cool. I could get down with that. I could rock that. I just don't want to be 200 with the body of a 200 year old.
Speaker: I feel like I would eat a bullet at some point around, around like, around like 115 or something like that. I'd just eat a bullet and be like, ah, fuck it, I'm done. I can't do this anymore. Don't ever kill yourself. I am not encouraging suicide by no means. I'm speaking for me personally. Suicide is not funny. And it's not a joking matter. I'm just saying.
Speaker: But why am I censoring myself? I never fucking censor myself. But yeah, it's still pretty cool, though. I mean, because, you know, depending upon what how it's done and how it works and this and the other thing, I mean, you could legit live to see, you know, what, three, four, maybe five generations of family.
Speaker: Uh, maybe more. Um, I don't know. I don't, I don't think I ever met my great, great grandparents. I knew my great grandmother. Um, I think I knew some of my great aunts and uncles, but I don't think I ever knew any of my great, great family members. Um, but I mean, that'd be pretty cool to still be alive and have your great, great, great, great.
Speaker: great grandchildren and be able to meet them and see them. But again, I really don't know how the generational gap thing works at the end of the day either. So I'm just guesstimating five generations, maybe six generations deep. I know families kind of get a kick out of when they can do a picture with three generations or four generations. I know my dad and I, we did a
Speaker: picture when my son was just after my son was born. It was three generations of us. Unfortunately, my grandfathers were dead at that point but my ex wife was has a picture of four generations of first born women.
Speaker: with her great grandmother, her grandmother, her mom and her. And I know I've had some friends that have had the same thing or nowadays kids are doing it on TikTok and it's like four generations of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they make a video and they all come out doing the dolphin dance or the rabbit dance or whatever it is and smacking each other on the ass. But I don't know. I don't just ramble. And I think at the end of the day, depending upon how your body ages with it,
Speaker: I think it would be a pretty cool thing. Could be. Ooh, we can get a two -fer in Michigan today. Yeah, the men's basketball looks like they're playing, they're winning.
Speaker: Football one today. Here we go. All right. All right. All right. Anyways, let's roll into something a little bit more. Our speed here on nonsensical nonsense. As far as news stories go a little bit more right up our immature, stupid ass alley. If you, if, if you would, uh, Oh no, come back here.
Speaker: There we go. I believe this is in England, Bob. So fire up the jets. Fire up the jet. We're going to England. These goofy sons of bitches are acting a fool. A woman was shocked after her son planned to hand out penis shaped chocolates. Louise Moore was horrified when her son Luke planned to hand out her penis shaped chocolates in the school playground.
Speaker: Uh, Luke Moore five secretly rated and summer's advent calendar. His mother Louise had purchased for a single family friend for Christmas and put the chocolate treats. Stop it. And put the chocolate treats into his school bag as he hoped to give them to his pals. Louise from new castle said I was mortified. I would have been so embarrassed if he had managed to get them to school.
Speaker: At least it shows he's kind and caring by wanting to share chocolate with his friends. He's quite a boy, but his heart, but his heart is in the right place. Louise documented in the incident on Facebook and it provoked an outpouring of funny responses from users about their children.
Speaker: Teacher Shane Henry said, I really wish this happened in my class. It would absolutely make my week. I bet you would have given the entire staff room a great laugh. That honestly sounds like some type of shit my kids would try to do. And again, my boys would be in the same boat with this kid. He didn't know. He was just trying to...
Speaker: Take some treats to his friends at school. He didn't know that his mom was a dirty, dirty person. I'm so glad nobody is watching this because my facial expressions say so much. I can't I can't
Speaker: My face is broken. I have no control over my facial expressions. So when I'm thinking something, it's right there. Even when I'm trying to catch myself and bite my tongue. Dirty bird. There you go, Joe. Thank you. I was going to say something totally different that was going to sound horrendous. So that is actually what the word that I was looking for being that it was they were in England and I. My brain couldn't fucking process it, but thank you.
Speaker: Let's see here I Can do that I can do that Wednesday or next Saturday a little bit closer to Got a story that I want to save for more a little bit around Christmas time Jeffrey sent me this
Speaker: the other day. Actually, I don't care. I don't want to get into it right now. Actually, I'll just kind of skim it and briefly it. But apparently, scientists have possibly discovered that Earth has a second moon that is actually quite a bit smaller than our moon, our actual moon itself, and they're on the same orbit, same
Speaker: trajectory trajectory, I think that's the right word. But the smaller moon sits behind the big moon. So you guys can't see this. But you know, here's the big moon. And here's the little moon, it just kind of sits back in there on the same on the same orbit. And they just so we never see it. Apparently something like that. Kind of cool thing, I guess kind of a
Speaker: date myself here if I will uh land a little lost uh a little land of the lost esque because I believe that was the show that they look up and there was like what three moons joe you might remember a little bit better than I do um I really like that show actually it was a really good show but I think there was like three moons uh up at all times
Speaker: So that's a really good show, man. I don't know why I just thought of that show. That's crazy. The little things like trigger little memories in your head. I loved it. I mean, I love that damn show. That was a good show. I think Will Ferrell did a movie or something. Or there was a modern updated version, The Land of the Lost, and then there might have been a Will Ferrell movie, something. But either way,
Speaker: Fantastic show. Hello, squirrel. ADHD and its finest folks. This was nice about having Jeff here. I swear to God, we both have ADHD. I just don't think I'll just diagnosed with it. I am not, but I'm pretty sure I do have it. But that's kind of the nice thing. We can just bumping bumping bumping bumping off of each other and kind of kind of somewhat sort of keep ourselves on track.
Speaker: But. On. So we did the penis story. We got chocolate penises. Well. Bob, we're going to Austria. Fire up the jet. And Austria. Yep, OK, I did say that was Austria.
Speaker: Uh, there's a brothel in Austria who is offering free sex to people who get the COVID -19 vaccine. So.
Speaker: I just can't with this a sauna club. I added air quotes and hopefully you can tell by the deflection in my not deflection. Whatever it is, you can tell by sound of my voice sauna club in Austria is offering vouchers for 30 minutes with a sex worker to customers who get their COVID vaccine shots.
Speaker: Here's the kicker. You get your COVID vaccine shot on site. So you're going to go to a brothel of all places and get a vaccine. At that point, you might as well go behind the Walmart and just get a vaccine.
Speaker: But to each their own, I digress. Who am I to judge? Hopefully, let's dive further into this and see how it works. Shall we? Kind of had a loss for words. It doesn't happen a whole lot, folks. But the Fun Palace,
Speaker: Sex Star Sonic Club began the promotion on Monday and will continue to administer vaccines one evening a week for the rest of November, according to the Daily Beast. The vaccinations are happening Monday nights from 4 to 10. The unorthodox vaccine program comes as COVID -19 cases are spiking in Austria, just under 65 % of the population
Speaker: is fully vaccinated, one of the lowest rates in Western Europe. Next month, Austrians will be required to show proof of two shots to enter restaurants, theaters and hair salons, as well as brothels. Club director Christoph Lelacher told Reuters TV that the first evening of vaccinations went well. It's actually such a great action to make such a statement, especially in our industry, he says. And now we have a great vaccination site and we are very popular.
Speaker: The fund power saw a 50 % decrease in client, uh, clientele since the pandemic started. Uh, now customers have an extra reason to visit. So, um, I just, I wonder, I wonder if I wonder if you have like your,
Speaker: your pick or or if it's like okay well these ladies are the vaccine ladies and this is who you can pick from or if it's like come in and uh I want her and then she walks over with you and you get your shot and she puts your little band -aid on and she's talking dirty in your ear and then you go up to the room and you get your 30 minutes and do whatever you need to do and
Speaker: And then you leave or yeah, or you're just like, Oh, I guess this is the Tuesday afternoon stripper bunch and take a shot and take one for the team all at the same time. Not that they, not that I've never been to Western Europe or anywhere that has brothel. So I'm assuming most places.
Speaker: in these countries where it's legal, I say most because much like strip clubs here in the States, you're going to have your good ones and you're going to have your questionable ones where you could get stabbed and probably catch one of 14 sexually transmitted diseases just walking in the door.
Speaker: So maybe so maybe this this particular place is a higher in place and they don't have the quote unquote Tuesday afternoon stripper crowd or stripper stripper employees which if If you've never been to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon, then you have no idea what I'm talking about But if you have been I'm sorry
Speaker: Cause it's not, um, I've only been once and it just was not an enjoyable experience, but I also am not a big fan of strip clubs in general. I think it's a huge waste of money and a huge waste of time. But again, as I say, to each their own, whatever file, load your boat and find your last remote.
Speaker: Didn't do what makes you happy. Bobby Brown once said, that's my prerogative. That's your prerogative. Do, do what you will with it, sir. Or ma 'am. Cause I'm sure there's going to be some ladies that are going to take up that offer. Which has got to be a hell of a break for, for a prostitute.
Speaker: if a woman comes in because men are disgusting, vile creatures. And I've never had a prostitute. I've never had a reason to buy a prostitute, but I may or may not have known friends that bought prostitutes because they were into some weird fucking shit. And then only prostitutes would let them do those things that they were into. So like I said,
Speaker: men are on a whole other level of fuckers. So it's gotta be a nice change of pace and a pleasant interaction if a lady goes into a brothel looking for the company of another lady. I would assume I don't know much about lesbians other than what I've seen on porn. And depending on what you're looking for, most times it's a different, a different adventure, a different, I'm really having problems with my words tonight. Words are hard.
Speaker: Yeah, damn. What an autumn. I don't know if they have it in here. Let me see here. I'm just looking here, just looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking. This has been like the longest two hours of my fucking life. Just so you guys know.
Speaker: Um, I am actually going to go fry some chicken real quick, but I don't want to leave you guys. Which is just silence. So I'm just going to throw on another random black dot mojo song here. I'm going to go find some chicken and, uh, catch up or check on cash. My little dude and I'll be right back.
Speaker: Give me just a minute, just enjoy the sweet sounds of fucking blacktop mojo.
Speaker: Love is all just where you lay down They drag the waters to task you up and down
Speaker: What did you expect to find? Was it something you left behind? Don't you remember anything I said when I said don't fall away and lead me to myself. Don't fall.
Speaker: I know, right?
Speaker: I love this fucking cover. Matt did such a good job on this man.
Speaker: Don't fall
Speaker: And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands again. And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands. And love life bleeding. Now watch down.
Speaker: You tell me what you've done But I know you'll never even try
Speaker: If I bleed out in my hands, in my hands
Speaker: I'll bleed out in my hands, in my hands again, and leave that bleeding. No.
Speaker: Alright. Shut your whole ass up. Alright, I didn't want to. Yeah, I just had to go take a piss real quick and I just I just didn't want to disrespect Matt and cut that short. I do. That's one of my favorite. I love that song and that's probably one of my top three favorite covers that they've done.
Speaker: Not in any particular order. They've done quite a few covers, but that's definitely one of my top three favorites that they've done. I really like it. I was over here searching. I found my axe. They call me Three Chainz. Yeah, man.
Speaker: first two hours kind of flew by. I mean, well, they they drugged. It was this was probably the most painful podcast I've ever done. Just just so you guys know. And I know it's trash. I know it's going to sound really bad. But hey, you know what they say? The show must go on. So I did it. I kind of won it. I just let it happen and let it be.
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Speaker: You know, we appreciate the support. We're trying to grow. Uh, and that's the only way we're going to grow. Tell your friends about it. But, you know, if you like it and you think your friends will like it, tell them about it. And then, uh, you can always reach out. Tell me, uh, tell me what you think it's a nice show. Actually, if you listen to it at all, if I'm kind of curious, kind of curious to, um, to know what everybody thinks, but, uh,
Speaker: getting close to that that time. Yeah. I'm just gonna kind of hang out a little bit more and shoot a little bit shoot to shoot a little bit more. But I'm
Speaker: Sorry for the silence. I'm kind of conflicted. I'm a little bit annoyed with Jeff tonight. And I'll tell him. Whenever I talk to him, I'll tell him. I'm a little bit annoyed with him. Because I haven't heard from him at all.
Speaker: He knows. I mean, we was talking about the show tonight. We were talking about the the the the the monkey wrench, so to say, that was thrown into into the process. Kind of had a plan of attack, I guess you could say for for for the show, so. Which
Speaker: Hey, there he is. How you doing, Mark? Oh, a little bit, a little bit, man. A little, a little bit. Like, yeah. I'm trying to, I'm trying, I'm trying to choose my words wisely. So I don't come across like a complete fucking asshole or complete dickhead. I mean, I know this isn't a real job or anything like this, but I take it pretty fucking serious and I put a lot of fucking work into it.
Speaker: Uh, what you guys don't see behind the scenes. Um, what buddy? Huh? Can you what? A what bag? No, Jeff has not texted me back. That's actually what we're talking about right now. You use it for what? You don't even know what that is. What is it?
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Well, don't lose it and don't break it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Mark a little bit like, like I said, this, I'm going to, I'm going to take a minute and I'm going to, I'm just going to be a hundred percent honest and blunt as if I'm never not honest and blunt with you guys. I put a lot of work into this fucking podcast and I know it's probably not the greatest podcast out there, but I have fun doing it. I have fun making it.
Speaker: And at the end of the day, behind the scenes, what I do is basically another full -time job, and I don't get paid for it. And it's not even that I'm mine, because like I said, at the end of the day, I have fun with it. This is one of the things I look forward to during the week. So I put a lot of effort into it, and it's kind of like a little bit of a kick in the dick tonight.
Speaker: And like I said, this is all a conversation that I'll have with Jeff outside of the podcast. Um, I don't think I'll hold, I'll hold back as much as I am right now, but, um, the conversation will still be had because, uh, I don't know. I'm not telling all the time. I just, I just don't think he has the same energy or the same, uh,
Speaker: enthusiasm for it anymore which is fine I totally get that people people things change but don't leave me hanging man like don't at the end of the night at the end of the day don't leave me fucking hanging don't leave me hanging and wondering and going I'm like a I'm like a dickhead right now holding the door open for nobody you know standing there with the fucking door wide open
Speaker: So I want to I know at the end of the day, I want to make this successful. I want this to become a thing. That's why that's that's that's why I tell you guys follow us on social media. Give us your input. I would love to hear your guys's input. What should we do to make this show better? Is there anything that that we should change or should we keep doing what we're doing? Do you guys enjoy what you hear? Because
Speaker: my goal is to be the most real and most authentic person that that you guys listen to. I'm not going to pretend to be something that I'm not and I expect the same for my co -host and for the most part Jeff's the same way. What you see and what you hear is what you get with both of us. That's that's kind of why it works. We can we can
Speaker: Say what we got to say. Like I said, I can tell him I can have this conversation with him and be an asshole and he's not going to take it personal and get all butthurt about it. It's just going to be one of those things. But, you know, I'm curious because I'm new at this. I'll be the first one to admit. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing. I'm just just kind of winging it.
Speaker: Maybe there is. You're 100 % right, Mark. You're 100 % right. And I'm trying to give him that benefit of the doubt. Also, I kind of feel like he's just at the bar, which is fine because I've done that. I went out and I met it. There's a couple of guys that I became friends with on TikTok. And one of the guys literally lives like 10 minutes down the road. Um,
Speaker: Um, and this is when we first started, uh, I went over there and I originally only went over there to have a couple of beers, but we were having a good time. And I was like, Hey man, uh, let's do the show tomorrow. And he was like, Oh no, that's cool. But I, it was like three hours before the show even was scheduled to go. So, um, you know, that might be a good explanation, but I'll find out, I'll find out tomorrow. Like I said, I'm gonna have a little.
Speaker: conversation. Is he Oh, is he over the cover thing? Oh, the COVID thing? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. And Jeff is Jeff is one of my oldest friends. So yeah, like I said, I want to feel like I feel like I hope he's okay. And I hope nothing happened. But at the same time, I also feel like he's just off fucking off.
Speaker: No Jeff tonight, so I won it on my own. I just said, fuck it and show must go on. It's probably the worst episode of the podcast, but I did what I could. I still had fun. I still had fun. I had news stories. I had a top 10.
Speaker: I had a movie review because cash and I just watched that Shang -Chu movie. So I had that I had all I had all the bases covered other than the fact that I'm just here by myself just So I have no idea where he's at I have not talked to him since Like three o 'clock and I messaged him about 630 and said hey
Speaker: So we just winging it tonight and hope everything works. And I don't even know if I'm going to be able to pull the audio at this point, like I said, so I might not even ever be able to post this. Uh, that's something I'm going to have to work on, um, this week and figure out how to, how to, how to pull the audio and all that jazz. So, um,
Speaker: Like I said, I don't know what happened. I don't know. Hopefully he's fine. Hopefully he's OK. I'm sure he is. And then I won't feel like a terrible human being when I chew his ass out. But. Find out next time I talk to him, I guess. It's so many obstacles tonight. Oh, my God. Oh, can't play my videos. Facebook banned me.
Speaker: I didn't have a co -host. So I was playing music off of my phone. Hopefully the audio comes through okay. I don't know. We'll find out. We shall see. I don't know. But thank you guys for hanging out with me. Joe, you hung out the whole show. I appreciate that. Mark, you were here. Blaze was here for a little bit.
Speaker: Those of you who listen to the, listen to the replay, we appreciate you guys. Hopefully, uh, like I said, hopefully you enjoy it. Um, I'm going to close it out. Uh, go get myself in trouble. Go harass Tony D. I'm gonna dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Find out next week. Yeah. Tune into the same bat channel, same bat time.
Speaker: I should just save it and just air it. Just put it on the podcast. Everybody loves drama, right? I should just bottle it up and just save it. But, uh, yeah, like I said, I'm going to get this. I'm going to, I'm going to go ahead and wrap this up. I think I've done as much damage as I could possibly do tonight. I don't give my fiance a call and then I'm probably going to go harass Tony D and see if I can get him all fired up. I don't know. Cause Saturday night, I got beer to drink.
Speaker: and I got shenanigans to get into. And my partner in Crown was not here to get into shenanigans with me tonight, so I have to go. Find shenanigans elsewhere.
Speaker: But anyways, I do appreciate you guys listening. I appreciate you guys hanging out in the chatters box. Those of you who were here, hopefully Wednesday, we'll be back. Maybe Jeff will be here. We'll be back on Facebook. We'll hopefully have this app figured out since apps completely revamped everything. But in the meantime, go check us out on social media, guys. That nonsensical nonsense on
Speaker: Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok. You can catch us live every Wednesday night at, uh, every Wednesday night at 6 PM and Saturday at 8 PM on, on HAPS, YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, and Facebook. You can join the chatters box to come hang out with us. And, uh, you can check every, you can check out every show on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your podcast fixings from.
Speaker: Go give us a follow, go give us a like and go show us some support. And, uh, as always give us the thumbing. Uh, and you can email us at nonsense. Well, nonsense podcast at gmail .com for whatever reason you want to email us. It doesn't matter. Just until Wednesday night, we will see you guys until Wednesday night.
Speaker: I don't know where I was going with that. That is all. Enjoy your Saturdays. Saturday night, enjoy your Sunday. We'll see you fuckers Wednesday. I'm at a loss for words. We're out of here. I'm just going to do this just so I don't have to do it with the editing process because I'm 100 % positive the editing process is going to be a nightmare on this episode.
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and play the music so I don't have to worry about trying to Find it and fuck with it and everything else if I can
Speaker: Just don't mind me. I'm not doing anything other than nothing at all. Here we go. The official show closure from Blacktop Mojo. Wicked woman.
Speaker: you
Speaker: She likes the woods, she likes the nuts, she likes the blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red
Speaker: She was just passing through the river She come real quick but there She closed the booth and threw the dials in and down and she turned down
Speaker: Please don't wake up, brother, I hear you. It's time to get out of here. It's too slow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: There was a smile on her face as she walked across the street. She died after all that you had. And his blood went down, the chick she saw.
Speaker: Oh.
Speaker: Good night, Joe. Good night, Mark. Or good morning, Mark. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll be back live, uh, Wednesday for a brand new episode. Maybe it'll just be me. Maybe Jeff will be there. Go check out Blackout.
Speaker: I'm
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