Nonsensical Nonsense 346 Do you Nom or Do you NOM NOM NOM!!!!

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Speaker: To be the team, you gotta beat the team. And right now, the team is the University of Michigan.

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Speaker: I know, right? Fuckers! Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense!

Speaker: I'm Glick. I'm the host of this train wreck. I'm leading these monkeys in the cage. Look at Connor. Well, the spirit of Connor apparently is here. There he is. There he is. Fuck you. My garage door is fucking beautiful. Nobody say anything about your garage door? I did. I said that his garage door is there.

Speaker: Anyways, Connors in the building, hanging out with us. Jeffrey's here as always, just stay warm because it is pretty much everywhere. The white death is upon us. Winter is coming and everybody's going to die. There's a huge winter storm right across the U S. I don't know. It is what it is.

Speaker: I'm not a lame streamer. I'm not going to bore you with the weather forecast or anything like that. 75, 79 and clear here. So yeah. But, uh, and who, if you guys aren't already going to check out them, social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock. Don't forget. We do do this show live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday 7 p .m. Eastern time on YouTube, Twitch, and the Facebook page.

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Speaker: that, and all of our social media is on that link as well, including discord and links to our sponsors. If you do happen to check out our sponsors, make sure you use that promo code words are hard, save you some money. Who doesn't like to save some money? Got a little bit of a late start because, uh, Tweedledee and Tweedledub we're having not so entertaining conversations. My kids were on here.

Speaker: And I was letting them get that out of their system before they came out here to bother you guys with it. Yeah. Don't tell. We want to scare away the listeners. Yeah, well, it was like our friend here. The conversation we were having. His name is Connor. I know.

Speaker: As I was talking about it, the conversation we were having was more of a serious conversation. And it's not, I mean, it was a decent conversation, nothing bad with it, but it's not nonsensical, nonsense conversation.

Speaker: It was a store fest. It's not as bright and flamboyant as we usually are. Speak for yourself, flamboyancy word. I don't use ever unless I'm describing you. Are you afraid? Are you afraid of the flamboyant? He's flamboyant. You know, flamboyant has more than one

Speaker: Yeah, but it's one of those words that when you hear it, you instantly go. So are you afraid of it, Jeff? Are you afraid you're going to you're going to end up being just as as the woke person on this show? As soon as you say that word, you're just going to I'm not woke. So no, I'm not afraid of it at all. I'm so woke, it's inverted. You're asleep. No, inverted.

Speaker: He's still shocked about calling yourself. I'm literally just over here. Just watching two monkeys try to fuck a football. Oh, some of the video. I really don't know what's going on here between you two in this conversation.

Speaker: Jeffrey, what can I not make verbal love to my companion, Jeff? You got one job. It's Saturday night. What? I didn't hear you because somebody kept talking. It's Saturday night. You have one job. I know. I'm sending it. Calm down. I mean, I can't. It is the open door challenge. I don't know why you can't do it. I think we started the open. That's because Chris uses a track pad, and every time he does,

Speaker: If he hovers over one thing, it'll hit it. He was getting ready to, he was getting ready to set up a song and it just started playing. And then he's like, what the fuck was that? I'm like, Oh, you're up for it, sir. No, I didn't think it was going to open your challenge till, uh, you can go ahead and throw it on Twitch, please. I wonder why it didn't go up on Twitch. I don't know. Weird.

Speaker: But yeah, it is the open door challenge tonight. All challengers welcome. With the caveat, your camera must be on and ready to go. We do not need to see your little wavy penis. Jeff speaking for himself. If you don't say it, you'll get meaner bombed all the time.

Speaker: I know you want to see Wieners, sir. It's a live show, motherfucker. It's a live show. If somebody throws it at Wieners, we go to Wieners. Listen, it's a live show. What we need is that editing. Do not put that rumor out there that we edit. Never once have we edited anything. Well, that's not true.

Speaker: to make better content. We've never edited. I've only edited one show ever and that was pro request. Yeah. That's different. That's probably shouldn't have been. I'm a Nancy boy. And then I also did not post an episode for the same said person. Yeah. Because, cause it's not already on YouTube. Well, no, I deleted it. Did you really?

Speaker: Well, you know what? You know, sometimes that's what friends do things for friends. You know, back then I didn't. And where did that get you, sir? I'm curious. Well, yeah, exactly. Back then I didn't realize the quote unquote friend I was doing a favor for to try to be a stand up guy was actually going to come back and bite me in the ass. To Brutey? Yeah. I was going to come back and bite me in the ass because

Speaker: Jeff, I'm proud of you. That was that was a well done. Hey, Caesar was man, dude. He got fucked over by his buddies. That's all there is to say. I hate you, Glick. Why? I'm I'm cultured. I would. First of all, you're using a thick lighter. What is wrong with you?

Speaker: I haven't got it. I need to get a I need to get a lighter. In all seriousness, in all seriousness, do you use wooden matches? Exactly. You need to use wooden matches. I don't want to get an actual lighter for it. But you know what they say about excuses. Excuses are like assholes. Everybody's got one. They all stink like shit. It's not an excuse. It is an excuse. I wear it out. Well, you can clean it. That's an excuse.

Speaker: You can clean an asshole and make it sound. They ran out of woods in the forest and they couldn't make any more wooden matches. And I make $5 million a day. I have a question. Is it, is it, uh, is it green to use wooden match or is it? Well, I mean, uh, let's climate change this. Is it good or bad to use a wooden man?

Speaker: Climate change, why? At least the match is biodegradable. That's, that's a good point. Like. Well, like. Just going to turn into soil eventually. Actually, a disposable VIC lighter is bad. Well, yeah, because you're just producing plastic, which can't be, which is really difficult to recycle. Yeah, well, lest we forget that they make us drink out of paper straws, but they give us a plastic cup. Fucking hate that shit. That is such a stupid ass. But they give you a plastic cup with a plastic lid.

Speaker: Or a styrofoam cup, even worse. You can give me a paper cup and a plastic straw, that would be better. Fucking... Fucking styrofoam. Styrofoam is like 10 times fucking worse. Styrofoam's terrible. Yeah, but with styrofoam, I can at least make napalm. See? Why is... Move back! You've never done that? Move back! You've never done that?

Speaker: I've done it once on accident. We've all done that here. Let's be honest. We've all done it. I'll be honest. Let me all heard it. We were like, wait, what? But sitting there with a styrofoam, my wife's over there, this is a bad idea. Just eating it. It's dissolving. Look, day bomb, cool. Look, no more styrofoam. Look, sticky fire. Yes. Just saying.

Speaker: Yeah, we've all done it. You know, it's one of those things. It's like the first time you hear it, you're like, bullshit. Wait, it's that easy. Cool. And then we all like sitting around a campfire. This idiot, this idiot, I can't believe he's doing it the next night. Holy shit, it worked. He ran away. No, but when you use something that's that you you're like, there's no way it's that easy. Right.

Speaker: You're like, no, well, you know, or something. There's no way that's true. When you try it, you find out it's true. You're like, well, it's easy to do something like this. And that goes with everything, you know, not not necessarily the pyromaniacs and all of us, but but, you know, I don't know if you've seen the where you can balance like you use a wooden match to balance stuff on. But then you like to imagine it stays. That's insane. Like as the match dissolves, it stays like this. You're like, no way in hell that's true.

Speaker: Yeah, no fucking shot. And then you do it. You sit there and stare at 45 minutes going, that's pretty cool. And everybody goes, you're stupid. Let me try. That's it. It's like when we had that fucking big ass cold front, like the Arctic, whatever the Arctic blast or whatever, everybody was going outside with boiling water and throwing in there. Yeah. And everybody was like, there's no fucking way to try it.

Speaker: And then, yeah. The next thing you know, you're outside of the class. There's no shot. This works. Look at that. No shot.

Speaker: Yeah. Did you see the video where the girl tried to do that and it wasn't cold enough outside? So she's in the pouring boiling water all over you. That's what would happen to YouTube. It didn't work for me because it's 79 degrees out here. Jeff just throwing boiling water out his windows. The sad part about it is Jeff is I could picture you doing that in New Mexico. Some some gardeners underneath them screaming.

Speaker: All I know is my neighbors were pissed as fuck. I'm sorry, Jorge. I had to call the ambulance and all. It was just a, it didn't work. Jorge, Jorge. The songs thing on YouTube, like I had to try it. I'm sorry dude. Third degree burns. I could have been worse. Ah, you'll live. Rub some dirt on it. You'll be all right. God.

Speaker: I have a question for you gentlemen. Um and and this came up a little while ago. Uh you know, the couple noodles comes in a little styrofoam thing. Yeah. We all eat them not because we're broke because they're **** good sometimes and every and they're quick exactly, you know, and I hate **** disgusting and they call it ten. Yeah, they're **** disgusting and if you're eating them, it's because you're

Speaker: or because I can cook it in a minute and be out my fucking door. Agree. But I get it. I buy like 10 of them every week for the kids for snacks. You know, as opposed to just making a sandwich, they can quickly just make one of these. Kids love that shit. Oh, yeah. My kids love them. Well, my kids yelled at me the other day because I grabbed one. I was like, fuck, I need a quick snack. So it's something they fill you up. Let's be honest.

Speaker: And you know, I put the water in, I threw it in the microwave. And my kids gave me shit for like two hours. You're not supposed to put it in the microwave. Do you put it in the microwave or do you not? Yes. How else are you supposed to eat it? You're supposed to boil the water and put the water in it. No, it's a cup of water and you throw it in the fucking microwave. It literally, the ones I thought, literally says, do not microwave on it.

Speaker: maybe down there but if I go up and I get a cup of noodles at Walmart, it literally says microwave, you know, you're supposed to microwave it. That's why it's in the. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said.

Speaker: just to make me a fucking noodle. I throw the microwave and everybody gets pissed. And I'm like, I'm eating. You're still waiting on the water boil. Then you got to wait for the water to fucking cool down. Yeah. And then it's too hot. I'm like, fuck it. This, that sounds like a lot of work. I literally just want a quick meal. Yeah. And you're making a whole goddamn five quarters. I mean, you're really, you're making a whole damn meal out of it.

Speaker: Yeah. Do you eat it straight or do you throw stuff in? I don't eat any, I don't eat it. Period. But I'm talking about your goddamn. You're in denial, sir. Kids and your wife who are taking 10, 15 minutes to boil water. I mean, water anyways, it's a, it's a, it's a, I grab a handful of cheese Doritos, not your cheese Doritos throw in there. Fuck. Oh man. I don't, I don't eat. I don't eat them.

Speaker: First and foremost, I have money. Second of all, I don't have money. It's not about the money. Second of all, I had my palette is not... It's the whole... Bare Naked Ladies sang about this. If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't eat craft air. Well, we would. We just buy more of it. It's the same thing. I just buy a bunch of... I bought 10 of them yesterday. Also, I have a very refined palette. I'm not gonna... My body should tell... I can't put that poison into it. No.

Speaker: says the guy smoking the shit. I have a very refined palate. I eat Spam and cheese sandwiches at work. Hey, I love an item. Spam and cheese sandwich. It's a great 2 a .m. Why am I awake?

Speaker: I'm going to eat something because I don't live in a third world country. I can go to McDonald's. I can go to sheets. I can go wherever I want to. I can too. I can too. But why leave the house if I have a couple of noodles sitting on top of the fridge? Why drive around if I drive around at two o 'clock in the morning where some cops are going to fish your out blankets? I have other options of food that actually taste good.

Speaker: Dordash. You taste good. Or Dordash, for that matter. Well, that's true. But the beauty of, like, having these cup of noodles around the house, like I said, I buy a couple of chickens, a couple of beets, a couple of shrimps. And then if the kids want a snack, I don't have to worry about finding something, figuring out what I'm going to cook or whatever. It's a fucking snack. I mean, just make yourself a cup of fucking noodles. Let's find for kids for a snack. But no grown -ass adult should be eating them just to eat them.

Speaker: We can't fix the fact that you're a bitch like we can't that's fucking bougie. You're too fucking bougie. You're too big. I just said it's a peasants meal. Your peasants. I look down at you and laugh and spit. Yes. Well, while you're still waiting on your fucking door to show up.

Speaker: Yeah, but my door dash sushi. I wait for my door dash to show up. I'm just from a man that ate gas station sushi the other day. I'm eating better food than your cup of noodles. I just ordered steak from Rodas. I have a refined palate, sir. I want this cigar and gas station. This is a kind of asshole. I won't eat mustard until it's great and full.

Speaker: in my roles. It has to be honey mustard for me to eat mustard. I agree. I agree. Regular plate mustard is disgusting. I do like the honey mustard. But if I have a choice, I prefer honey mustard. I don't care if it's Walmart brand or Kroger brand or whatever. Well, that's the one thing I never have to worry of. Nobody in this house touches my honey mustard. I'm the only one that eats it.

Speaker: So I buy it, you know, the squeeze bottle and it lasts me like two months. Well, yeah, no, I'm not, you know, but it's convincing me that a cup of joe noodles are good. It's like a fucking sandwich. It's a soup version of a sandwich. Damn it. So if you want a quick soup, you're going to... I like it better like last night, you know how you didn't talk much and you were just kind of... Can we go back to that?

Speaker: I was sure that you were going to come. Yeah, he ran away. This is Mrs. This is Mrs. Connor. That's what I said. Yeah, we saw her before he turned on the camera. The first person that showed up was not my wife. Who was that? That was my wife's best friend. No, no, no. We just saw a woman in a suit. That's a kid. That doesn't look like your wife.

Speaker: What do they want to do? Wrong kids. I don't want something to do with it. A little cancer. Oh, I can turn around here. Oh, no, I can't. There you go.

Speaker: What the hell did he just say? I don't know. I don't know. He's got his mic off. No, not you. No. Go ahead. Oh. What? You were mumbling? You were mumbling rapping? I wasn't even paying attention to them. I was just having a conversation. I was just talking. All right. So what's on the agenda for this weekend for you, sir?

Speaker: You guys got plans? I know the kids are out of out of the house, right? No, not really. We're not doing anything. We just got a house today. Watch a little bit of TV. I got shows. Folks didn't shit. I think tomorrow. But we're going to go get stuff. Nikki wants to do a. Nikki wants to see food boil.

Speaker: Nice. And we were looking at restaurants in the area, uh, that did them. And then she was like, Oh, look, Walmart and Kroger's and whoever else are like, they sell everything that I need. Maybe I'll just go back. Okay. So I'll be watching football tomorrow. Uh, obviously keep it track of the, uh, of, uh, championship in the fantasy football league.

Speaker: I'll say I'm totally a little bit of a barn burner going there and then the match on, you know, the match for third place is between my backup team and Tony D and got ourselves a little barn burner there as well. So, um, but hopefully the Browns will lock down a wind tomorrow. They're, they're resting everybody. So, you know, not really doing much of anything. Kids aren't here. We don't have to worry about doing anything. Like I said, I think this is the first time and.

Speaker: months that we have it's just been us on the weekend so yeah well that's why that's why i asked you guys got plans like like i i literally need to find a new show to watch because as much as i love scrubs you know we both love scrubs i i watch like five episodes i'm like okay what else can i watch watch young sheldon are you seeing

Speaker: Are you caught up on Reacher? Did you watch? Yes, sir. Oh, there's a new one. Is the new one out? What episode's out? What the hell is going on? Why are the comments not coming through? I was weird. Everything's on. Oh, there they are. The lady's just out here fucking around. Where they at? There they are.

Speaker: I had, you have to switch to banner and then back to comments and they'll show up. I went to brand. Yeah, it was weird. Like they weren't automatically showing up. Yeah, we weren't. That's why I thought I was like, I know damn well. I was like, I know people are watching. What the hell? But yeah, it was like, I switched over to brand and then back over to comments and everything showed up. Sorry about that. They can just throw something out. Yeah.

Speaker: what's going on? I have no problems on my side. Okay. What's going on? Well, I just happened to see it because I was like, there's people in here and there's no fucking way. There's no goddamn comments. Right. I was like, that's just wrong. And I was like, what the hell? And then I hit up another comment and it didn't come through. So I was like, okay, something's something. And the non sensible nonsense, uh, link did go on to twitch by the way. What's up, leggy.

Speaker: Yeah. So that's what I said. That was weird because those comments popped up and then you said it didn't go up on the Twitch. So I put it up on the Twitch. Right. Yeah. What's going on Jarvis? What's going on lady? What's going on? So the links are posted in the chatters box. Anybody who is feeling extra froggy tonight, it is Saturday night. It is the open door challenge. If you're feeling extra froggy or if you maybe bring your being a lurker. Yeah. Oh, I assume.

Speaker: Spoiler alert to answer Helen's question on Wednesday. Here's your link, woman. Well, to be honest with you, Jarvis, I did piss off Twitch a little bit. So my music show last night, by the way. Thanks again, Jeff, for coming and hanging out. We had a lot of fun. I enjoyed it way longer than I that it was supposed to. It was like double the time. I downloaded a lot more music than I thought I did.

Speaker: And as soon as I ended it, I got notifications for both Twitch and YouTube for copyright. Twitch said, I don't even know what the fuck Twitch is talking about. They're clearly fucking morons. Yeah, you hurt me, Twitch. And unlike some people, I really don't care if I hurt your fucking feelings. I'm going to say, I want to say you're fucking stupid. Not just Twitch in general. So I don't know what to do with that.

Speaker: Uh, but then we got, we got a copyrighted on YouTube. I figured that was going to happen. Well, check this out. The video is blocked. Take a wild guess on which song got us blocked. Ah, just take a wild guess. I bet you won't get it right. Um, here's a quarter.

Speaker: Really? Of all the songs that we played last night, the one that got us completely banned and I had to trim it out and the videos back up on YouTube. My name is Rick Trevino. Really? The most, the least popular song out of the entire night was the one that got the YouTube. So they stopped watching. YouTube was like, yeah, we got it once. We don't need to get 14 more times. So I just had to go in and

Speaker: and edit the video there when you could, you could either dispute it or edit and trim it out. I didn't play a key breaking heart. Now I am going to play it in the middle of the show next week. And I'm going to send them all to you. Yep. We're going to tag you. Um, you keep bringing it up. So it sounds like it's your favorite song. Uh, actually I have, I have news about really Joel.

Speaker: I have news about it. That's what it was. I brought up Billy Joel last night. Yeah. Billy Joel. Is someone say Billy Joel? I'm going to change the song. There's a new streamer on Twitch that is she is blowing up. Her stream is immensely popular. And can you guess why? Boobs.

Speaker: Yes, and you're a correct sir. She is topless the entire time Okay, her twitch is apparently okay with it. Oh, there's there's a couple chicks that are like that Yeah, and so so twitch has changed their

Speaker: they're platform to be like, yeah, I guess Nudy is okay. I can't play music but some. I know that's what I'm saying. Some some goofy chick go on topless. I mean, I'm not mad at her. I haven't seen her. I haven't looked it up but. I make money off of my boobs. Yeah, I bet you could. I'm gonna go live on Twitch with my dong out.

Speaker: Yeah, there you go. How can I get negative views? You just get on Twitch, sitting on the couch, Donald ducking it. What's he doing? He's playing games, but he's Donald ducking it.

Speaker: Got my cock out here. I identify as sexy, so deal with it. I mean, the sexy on the show. You like seeing my. He just likes to say cock a lot. I don't know. I don't get the I don't get the draw of his show, but he likes to say cock a lot. It's funny. Jock and penis is the two favorite words.

Speaker: Cock is a fun word to say. It is. I think penis is more fun. Really? I was talking about my pet chicken. It's a rooster, actually. I mean, it could be a chicken. Let's look at the cock! It's that cock whisperer guy on fucking TikTok. Let's look at some cocks. What?

Speaker: We've had this discussion. Yeah. So anyways, so I had to go edit the video, but it's back up on YouTube. Yeah. What are you going to do? I put my cap on there. Yeah. Just like, just like video games backwards bent over.

Speaker: How do you know you're old when your balls hang further than your dick does?

Speaker: Yeah, it's been the majority of my life, so I guess I've been old. I was old at birth. I'm the Benjamin Button of this show. You need to do the Daniel Tosh thing. Just put a ticky mark on the inside of your thigh for every year and see how much further it goes now. When your kids are looking at you, get a tattoo of a ruler on your inner thigh.

Speaker: You know, when your kids see your inner thigh and say, what's that? You go, that's your future. Yeah, that conversation will go well. No, I am not frustrated at all. Frustrations were alleviated last night. A little bit. A little bit. I had to just shut my camera off and stop talking to Jeff. This has got to go. Yeah, that's why you jumped out. You're like, can you handle this? You played. Here's a quarter.

Speaker: And then Nikki comes in and goes, Hey, can I talk to you for a second? And you're like, uh, I guess. And I'm like, whoa. Okay. I'm always good. He spends four hours a day watching tranny porn. So do you have, do you have a liter of Coke on the side on your bedside table?

Speaker: No, I, I just carry one around the house around all day. I literally, if I'm up there, watch the TV on the bed, I'll have this sitting next to the bed. Here, here, here in a couple of years, Jeff will be walking around with an oxygen tank in one hand and a three liter of Coke in the other hand. Jeff, why have you been, why have you been missing so many podcasts live dialysis on Wednesdays? Yeah.

Speaker: Chris gets mad at him at the tattoo shop. Imagine how he'd be able to slap an ideology. I don't know who I don't know.

Speaker: on what planet you thought that was going to be a good idea. I'm going to go to a tattoo shop and go live on the show because this makes sense. And then you got fucking Juan Jorge over here with this. The first time, the first time when I got, when I got this one, yeah, the guy had his fucking giant boombox. I was like, this is a bad idea. The last time I went that I didn't do the show, it was me and the tattoo artist and dead silence the whole time. Well, except for he and I talking. So it would have been fine, but whatever.

Speaker: a kilo, not a liter. It's no, no, no. He carries it around like a pack of cigarettes. If I had a pocket big enough, I didn't even get my jinkos back out so I can carry my, my three liter with me. Is that a liter or coke or are you just excited to see me? It's coke or coke. I promise it's nowhere. This is.

Speaker: These are your expectations right now. You're laying down there. This is three liters. So, I said three liters. Yeah. Three liters. That's because they only the biggest one they sell is a three liter. If they sell a four, I buy a four. And he usually drinks like three or four of them a show. I'll drink one. I'll drink one during a show. Plus the five he drinks throughout the day. No, I usually drink about one a day.

Speaker: His insides have just got to eat up, man. That is so terrible. Says the alcoholic. And the cripple. All right, well listen, being crippled doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you're not going to have any legs in two weeks. I fit as a fiddle, sir. My liver is good.

Speaker: Liza, it wakes up next to you in bed. Jesus Christ, what did we do last night, Glenn? I don't know. You drink water and your liver goes... What the fuck is that? What the fuck is this shit?

Speaker: I start getting these real sharp pains on my side. Chris, are you OK? I drank water. I need beer. It's just fucking water, bro. Calm down. We're trying to hydrate. We always think we don't get a lot of the emergency whiskey. Chris's body is alcohol and liquid. I hydrate. You know, they're going to be at the coroner's office and it's going to smell like a fucking brewery in there.

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Speaker: I had 13 beers last night. Yeah, I go on the show three after the show. I ironic that legless is another way to say drunk, so he's going to be the legless. There you go. It might be legless, literally and figuratively. Yeah, that's that's that's fast. Well, you know, we got one shot on this little ball and why drink something boring? Yolo.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, they say for every every hour that you work out, you're going to live an extra hour. Well, if you're just going to use that hour to work out, what's the point? Oh, that's because no healthy person has ever dropped dead at the age of 30 for no fucking reason. Oh, wait.

Speaker: Oh, wait. They all do. The Steelers won today. No. Are you serious? I don't believe it. Like Chris isn't paying attention. Football. I know what happened. Plus, Nikki's a huge Steelers fan. She was out there hooting and hollering. Huge ball. And she watched some football. That's a good game.

Speaker: So Connor, what's your plans for the weekend? Are you asking everybody what their plans are? To keep the conversation stimulated, motherfucker. That's the point. That's the point. I'm writing a fucking report. Now shut up. What's your fucking agenda, bro? You're the goddamn feds? Huh? You a fucking snitch? I'm writing a fucking book. Huh? I'm writing a book. It's not so nonsense, the boring episodes. Oh, mercy.

Speaker: That's for you. That's for you, buddy. Oh, wait. Hold on. What's this? Oh, there it is. There's another one for you, Chris. I got your present. There it is. With your name on it. A whole box of these.

Speaker: Brand new shipment just came in. Came with the beer. No, I have no plans. That's the thing. That's why I'm asking. What are your plans, Jeff? I'm going to sit around and watch TV. And jerk off. No. I did that already.

Speaker: Well, what are you going to do with the others? However many 48 hours left in your fucking weekend. How long is your weekend? I don't fucking know. I don't even know what day it is. He just sits around the house getting high. I was going to say, no, that's that's an excellent question. What do you do with all this free time now?

Speaker: I know you're getting ready to start your gun smithing. Well, for the last week and a half, I've been unpacking all of the boxes. Fuck that. When I tell you we have way too much fucking shit, we have way too much shit. That's everybody on the planet. Like every time you move, like when Chris moved in this house, he said the same thing. I got too much shit. When he moves in the new house, he's going to say the same thing. I got too much shit.

Speaker: Well, yeah. And dude, I could throw half of the shit away. And every time every time I bring it up, Nikki's like, no. We have a whole box of chemicals. She's a hoarder. She is. My wife will throw away a shoe box.

Speaker: It's a fucking poor person thing is what it is. No, no, you know what it is? Like my wife, like if she buys something like we get we buy charms for her bracelet at Pandora. She keeps the boxes and the bag. I'm like, why? What do we need this for? We're going to take it back.

Speaker: we're going to repack something in this little bitty fucking ring box. No, fucking charms back in the box. Maybe someday, you know, she's not going to want to have that charm and she wants to have the box. Are you ever think about that? She's got a dory box for stop being a prick all the goddamn time and let her keep her goddamn boxes.

Speaker: I'm not tripping over **** boxes all day. but yeah, that's that's my friends. However, I can change

Speaker: she's got she buys you know she buys uh different nike's like she's got a blue a teal and white and then she's got a red and black she's got all these air force ones and she's got them still in the fucking box i mean why do we need the box i have a i built a rack to hold shoes she's like bad but the box no they're not she fucking wears them collecting collecting means you don't touch

Speaker: What? Maybe she's a box collector. I don't know. All I know is I still have the box. She won't let me throw away the box from my laptop. It's just sitting on top of. Yeah, my wife does that shit, too. I wish I finally started your fucking bullshit and her cartel boyfriend and his friends come over and chop you into a million pieces and they need something to put you in. That was so fucking dumb.

Speaker: No, but so you guys you don't have that problem Chris you don't keep boxes and stuff like that. I mean, I have some stuff that I have. Yeah, I mean, like you you know, cause brought TV boxes or TV for the kids. They're a boy, right? I still have every box for every fucking TV I've ever bought. Yeah, like I have that like I have the box that came in.

Speaker: Right. The box that this came in is really nice. Yeah. Understandably. But I have a TV box for the TV in my office. It's just stupid shit. Like I like, like I'll hold on to my use it one day as what collect fucking dust. Yeah. I'll hold on to like, when I, if I buy a new X box or a PlayStation or the computer or whatever, or a phone or something, I'll hold onto the box for a little bit.

Speaker: Right, like a couple of days. Well, you know, might be a few months or whatever, just because, you know, like if I go buy X, if I go to Best Buy and I buy something, I always get the geek squad warranty on it. Right. Art always offers the two year warranty. So I'll keep the box. Just in case you got to think about it. As long as it's out of my way. Right. Just in case something happens and I have to take it back and it has to be replaced. It makes it so much easier if I can just put it in the box and give it to me. Okay.

Speaker: agree. I don't have a stack of electronic boxes in my dining room. You know, I didn't make a dining room table out of boxes from electronics or anything. Did you keep the box your table came in? Yes. I bet you I bet you if we would have bought a table like that, we would have kept the fucking bombs. And every time I threatened to throw it away, she's like, you better not. I'm with you, Jeff.

Speaker: I'm with you all the way. It's annoying. It's one more thing I don't. The only box you should pee is like your Christmas tree box. It's empty. It's fucking empty. I'm like, hey, can I throw this? Can I throw this away? No, when we leave again, it's going to be perfect. I'll buy new boxes. I don't give a fuck. I'm tired of seeing this shit. I can go to Home Depot and buy about 50 boxes tomorrow.

Speaker: that's the thing that yeah, exactly. Okay. You know, like I said, I'm thinking of the box until the. Where she might be on acid. That's another thing that might be there. What's what's the warranties up and gone and the box is gone. Well, we still have the box for the TV on the other side of this wall, which is it's uh it's 48. That's what it sounds like. It's that you don't have any control in your house and it sounds like you should take control. What are you

Speaker: And maybe you should, maybe you should, I know you're not the, I know you're not a full -size grown man and you're not the size of a normal man. Well, here's the thing though. It's, it's an argument that I don't want to have. It literally invites an argument in and it's like, I don't, I don't care. I'll be able to fuck a box. I'd rather not have the fucking argument. As you said, everybody argues. It all happens. Hopefully you want to tell her more than twice to get rid of the boxes.

Speaker: I'm gonna just wait, wait till she's out of the house. I hope she likes smoothies. I'll blame the kids. Jesus Christ. I told her I'd say I'm gonna wait till you're out of the house. I'm gonna just burn them and then blame the kids. And that's what I do.

Speaker: Well, and we know your kids are the last goals and that definitely sounds like something they would do. Exactly. That's my point. I bet it was a kid. I'm thinking it was a kid. Here's 50 bucks. I promise not to spank you more. A little pyro not too long ago was. Yeah, Kevin. You were telling me. No, no. So at our old house, I used to I used to always have a Zippo.

Speaker: And Kevin thought my zipper was the coolest thing ever. And we had just bought like a big pack, you know, those big packs of toilet paper and stuff like that. And Kevin was playing my zipper while Donnie and I were sleeping. And he lit it and of course he got a little, he burned himself a little bit. So he dropped it right on the fucking toilet paper. Who's the frustrated one? Who's the frustrated one? Calm down, Leggy.

Speaker: I don't know. She's like the guy in scrubs. Susie touch it. But last night Connor talking about wooden poles. You can't tell me that Scotland wouldn't get so much more like like views. Like once a year, women didn't just all line up and fucking with the bunchies.

Speaker: Bruce, who's the strongest? Wait, what? I'm not mentioning any names. Were you not? Were you not? I wasn't paying attention to the chat last night. Yeah. I'm not mentioning it. You were on some rant. Somebody in this house had a nice red ass last night. That night went. I was going to say, how are you sitting down, Chris? Chris, how hard does she hit? I don't know.

Speaker: Nobody can see it, but Chris is sitting on one of those donuts. Those things are actually really helpful. I was like, no, I don't want a fucking donut. They're like, you sure your behind's going to hurt.

Speaker: I'm not walking around. Was Nikki spanking you, Glenn? I keep telling Connor's wife, she's not allowed to come over here and spank me, but she doesn't listen. That's one hell of a walk. I just love that. I'm pretty sure she's got it. Both of our significant others' names are Nikki. I had my Nikki first.

Speaker: It's a great way. It's a great way for us both to get unintentionally in trouble. Rumors. That reminds me, I'm going to have my wife legally change her name to Nikki just for fun.

Speaker: a rumor has it we need a new we need a new character on the show named rumor so what do we put rumors come up rumors could be uh rumors could be uh sir pussois gay friend there you go romance guys queen i'll work on that uh

Speaker: We're already putting them out there that nobody else that it it takes away the effectiveness from the other people. Exactly. Don't be shy workers. Feel free to say hello. Like Gary. The last fucking 15 comments but won't actually come in here. Remember it's like.

Speaker: Speaking of surplus law. Hello. Hey buddy. How's it going? I'd like to come on. Turn your camera on no. You want to come on who? Yeah, you I'd like to add a white stripe to that beard. Another one already got two. Abercrombie sure was fun. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Good times, good times. Your face. I'm going to grab my phone. In my mood. On your face. Finish her. Flawless victory.

Speaker: these are rumors. Well, these aren't rumors. These are true stories. Things. No, I'm I'm done but I would love another beer. I have to come inside. Oh **** Make yourself a useful woman. Sensuous. I'm going to get in trouble for it.

Speaker: Oh my goodness. Yeah, Connor and I used to have a lot of fun at Abercrombie. They're not like that either. We just enjoyed working together. We enjoyed each other's company. You know, I got boring standing up there in front of the windows and being the sexy Abercrombie models that we were. Sure. What they all say. I'm just saying. And all heroes wear capes.

Speaker: Somebody has to do it. Beat his ass, Jeff. Beat his ass. These kids are driving me nuts. Lock yourself in there so they can't open the door anymore. I'm about to. This motherfucker's got a goddamn padlock on that door. You all can see it. It's right there. Yeah, that's the lock. He's got a fucking deadbolt that he can put on a padlock. No, it's got a it's got a key. I don't know. That's how big the key is.

Speaker: That's a bank safe lock, but they're actually, it's got a, uh, it's like, it works like a deadbolt, but the, the, the slide is a quarter inch by quarter inch thick, solid steel. I mean, you can't break that fucker. I love it. What's the dinner report by swell. I had leftovers chicken bacon ranch pasta. I had skinny. I made skinny.

Speaker: And it was delicious. It was good. The first night, uh, Nikki made it and it's been good. The last four times I've had it. They saw it. I'll probably, I can probably finish it up tonight. It's a bit of a, we'll see how much I drink, but I can probably finish it up tonight.

Speaker: Yeah. Like you said, perspective. That key isn't as big as it looks. He's just holding it with a good camera angle. Yeah. The objects in the mirror might be bigger than they appear. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I swear. My jokes as big around as this pop can. Look, see? A little bit larger, right?

Speaker: Double beef and cheddar with a Dr. Pepper, oh man, Arby's got some. Yeah, that sounds good. I do like a beef and cheddar from Arby's. Yeah, he liked the beef. Yeah, the only problem with Arby's though, for me, shut up Jeff. It's like, it's not very filling. No. If you order a large, like you get a combo meal and you get a larger size, now you get a pretty decent sized pot, but their large fry is the equivalent of a medium fry at McDonald's.

Speaker: Really? Yeah. Their large fries are small. I've been there a long time. It's not very filling. And that's kind of disappointing. Oh, you got in trouble. Who? Who's you?

Speaker: I can get in trouble. I had to pee. Somehow I think you're always in trouble. I had to pee. Well, yeah, my existence is a problem. Facts. But I provide enough money for this household that I'm still alive. Once I stop being profitable, that's when I'll go by the wayside. Connor, are you following the

Speaker: Are you are you following the podcast page on Facebook? Yeah. Like the actual page, not the not the group page. Maybe I thought I was. Chris, I'd like you to introduce you to our new guest. This is rumors. Rumors.

Speaker: Hello, rumors. This page. Does it say we're live right now? Yeah. Yeah. You could have just shared that link instead of taking a screenshot or taking a picture of your computer. You know that? Well, no, I never really think about that. You know, I don't I don't I don't much think things about

Speaker: You don't much think things about. Yes. Nice. Said that was what I did. I like the way you think. Well, are you just copying the link or is there a way to repost? There's a share button. I have a send button. I don't have a share button. No, you don't have a send button. Well, then I guess you can just copy the link. No, and if I click on send, it gives me individual people instead of. I do have a share button.

Speaker: I don't. Save this post, copy this link, report this post. Let's report it and see what I get. Don't do that. Don't be an ass. Don't be assholes. Don't try to be funny. Don't be an asshole like this picture of Ohio State fans at the Roost. Fuck you. In the ass. Let's say Ohio State fans supporting Alabama.

Speaker: How'd that work out for you? You fucking losers. You fucking scumbags. I would rather watch the University of Michigan win every day of the week than watch Alabama even make it to the playoffs. Oh, I can't even share it now either. Oh my God. Damn. Oh, that's not that fucking easy to share, is it? You little. You're on the group page. You're not on the actual page.

Speaker: Well, you asked me if it was the fucking live. I said, yeah, there's a live on there. Search nonsensical nonsense podcast. Nonsense podcast. Nonsense podcast. All one word. Well, no, not all one word, but you really are something. You really are something special, aren't you? I do. I can.

Speaker: There you go. That's the correct one. That's the only one that I'm seeing here. Nonsensical nonsense, podcasts. Podcast. Although when I say nonsensical nonsense on here, we are the first two things that pop up. Yeah, one is a picture has a profile picture of my belt. The other one's a group page.

Speaker: Yeah, I've got the one with your, yeah. Fucking, I'm on this page. What are you talking about? What are you talking about, Willis? You're not really on this page. This one with the fucking belt. This one right here. This fucking page. This one. This one right here. This page. Yeah, sure. That one right there. I'll fucking block it. I swear to God, I'll do it.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Watch this. Yeah, it's all that problem, didn't it? You know that fucking guy? Chris, did you hear?

Speaker: It's my show. I think it's going to be a really good game. I think it's going to be a close game. I think what I noticed, and I said this last week, um, what I noticed between Texas and Washington, they both have, um, very high powered offensive, offensive offenses. Yeah. But, um, but they, their defenses, man, are damn near non -existent.

Speaker: And Michigan has one of the top defenses in the country. I mean, they spent the entire game last week just sacking the hell out of Jalen Monroe, or Milrose, who was supposed to be the greatest fucking quarterback since God. Put your fucking employees in Alabama. Not to mention the fact. Oh, yeah. Hey, congratulations, Ohio State. I know you guys are super excited about your new transfer at center.

Speaker: McLaughlin, the center from Alabama, but I'll have, you know, he had like seven bad snaps in that game, including the one that cost them the game at the end of the game. So congratulations on your new transfer. You dumb shit.

Speaker: I'm sorry. Why are you always so mean to me, Chris? Chris, Chris, Chris, tell us how you really feel. Oh god. I'm always so **** nice to you and you're just an **** you. Not necessarily Connor but Ohio State. Connor, this is your day first day. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. Let me let me let me play Kate the little baby down here. Ohio State

Speaker: But every other Ohio State man, God fucking left -wing Biden supporter, that's your fucking rainbow flag in your vagina. Give your money to the poor. I don't care how hard you work for it. Um, sometimes they're fucking stupid, man. They drive me crazy on Facebook. It's just like, you do realize that guy singleheartedly costs Alabama the game. Well,

Speaker: And we're, and you're excited for it. Cool. I'm excited to beat you for a fourth time in a row. I'll be really mad if we lose again next year. I would pissed. It's going to be awfully handsome next year, next year for the game. And it's Michigan gear. Oh, I'll even, I'll work paint it out too. I'll fucking do like a blue stripe and a yellow stripe. Make sure it's visible from all sides. Cause you know,

Speaker: You'll be charged with fucking blackface or some shit. No, it's going to be the tiger. You're going to go full on Braveheart. No, it's going to be tiger stripes. The fuck don't you understand?

Speaker: Blue, blue like a faceless yellow and blue stripes or yellow or blue with yellow stripes. Schwarzenegger and the predator. I'm gonna fucking badass it. How about that Chris? If I'm going to root for the wrong team, I'm going to do it right. He's going to do it like Ryan Styles and hot shots. It's going to look like a bullseye. Connor's going to root for Michigan one time and all of a sudden he's going to call me and be like bro. I'm now a Michigan fan.

Speaker: I don't know what happened. No, he'll be exploited by my grandparents. He'll root for Michigan one game and by some miracle they lose. So now every game he's dressed in Michigan gear. That would honestly, I would do that. I would do that if we won while I was wearing that and then I did it the same. I did the same thing the next year and we won again. I would every year, every fucking year until it didn't work.

Speaker: Uh, right. Fuck me later above my ass. If it meant that we'd meet Michigan every year. Did he call us honey fuckers? What did he just, did he just call? Yeah, baby. Is it honey or is it honey? Yeah. Or is it honey fuckers?

Speaker: What's up, honey bookers? Yeah, you got to do it. You got to do it his way. Honey bookers. That does sound sticky. What? She says that sounds sticky as fuck. Honey fucking? Yeah.

Speaker: I want next well now that you said that I want an explanation on what honey fuck it is That's when you stick your dick in a beehive, isn't it? I don't know Urban dictionary hang on oh Jesus dude that that site I did that sick that quick series on

Speaker: TikTok on things not to look up when your parents are around like like Alaskan Snow Dragon is you know all this stuff where you see the definition you're just like yeah definitely don't look up that definition honey fucker I mean I still don't know so have you guys did you guys have any luck figuring out uh what he meant well we're that's what we're checking now but but I assume it's when you stick your dick in a beehive

Speaker: So it says, one who desires sexual intercourse and or emotional intimacy with a single or a swarm of bees. Attraction may be to Arthur, what? Fuck it. Dare I ask Tony knows what that is and why he said it. No, I got it. No, it's anthropomorphic, anthropomorphic bees, furry bees or literal bees. Nothing changes. We're fucking awesome. Why would we have to change?

Speaker: I just looked up funny fuckers on Urban Dictionary. My wife just did an alert on her phone. God is looking up weird porn again. Now she's gonna look it up. What's a honey fucker? Why is he looking that up?

Speaker: Maybe it's anthropomorphic bees, you know what I mean? She shows up in a bee costume. Wearing a fuzzy bee costume. He was like, it was a joke. Buzz, buzz. Boom. Oh my god, would you fuck off?

Speaker: go to the victors. I don't know the rest of the song. Because they suck ass. Roll time. That reminds me, Connor, what's Ohio State's record? Oh, not mine. Jeff, nobody fucking asked you, you Mexican fuck. What? Is that a sore subject? I don't know, honestly.

Speaker: I was going to come up with this. All right. Well, you ain't got, you ain't got a hair on your nutsack to come up here. Who? Leggy. You got the stones in it. You won't do it.

Speaker: You can't throw that wooden stripper pole but three feet. You're not coming up. The challenge accepted, young lady. Speaking of which, why don't we get ourselves a little breaky break out of the way here real fast. Saturday night, the doors open. Everybody's welcome. I have a news story, gentlemen, after break. Another news story.

Speaker: You have a nude story. Same difference. You're going to get naked. No, it's actual real factual news that was recently discovered. This is about is about J .E.? No. And I remember which ones didn't get me in or didn't. OK, that definitely got us in trouble. Well, you made me a promise, sir. What I promise you? Garth Brooks. What kind of low voices?

Speaker: Oh, okay. Surprisingly, we didn't get friends. It's taking the opportunity to download. I know, right? Don't break my heart. My achy breaky heart.

Speaker: don't stop. Don't start that. I think Nutsack has two T's. Don't do it. I have to switch. I have to switch back over. Yeah. So, did you hear? Nutsack has two T's in it.

Speaker: I can just sing the song. I'm pretty sure I think I think I can still know all the words. You know, I don't know about it because that song man, that's one of those songs. It's once you hear it a couple of times, you got it locked. I kind of wish I had a mullet wig that would throw a mullet wig and my cowboy hat out of it.

Speaker: challenge for 24. Chris, we we grow mullets.

Speaker: I can't stand at my hair long. Anywho, yeah, let's take a real quick break. Yeah. Before we go to break, you know, we tell you guys all the time, you guys don't fucking listen, but you should fucking listen. You know, you're not properly hydrating out there in the world and that's a damn shame. You guys should all be properly hydrated.

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Speaker: He keeps his promises to me. That means the door's open. If you would like to come in and hang out with us for a little bit, you want to stay long or just stick around until you drive us crazy and we kick you out. Links are in the chat on all three channels, YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook.

Speaker: You guys can jump in and say hello and hang out. You are more than welcome to. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little Garth Brooks with friends in low places. And yes, for those of you who are in the know, it does have the third verse. Thank you very much. Thank you.

Speaker: Smart ass. Blame it all on my roots. I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie of fear. The last one I know, the last one to show, I was the last one you thought you'd see there. I saw a surprise and the fear in his eyes, but I took his glass of champagne.

Speaker: I toasted you, said, honey, we made me through. You'll never hear me come fly. I ain't gonna lie. I got friends in a long place. It's where the whiskey drowns, and the beer can't see my blues. And I don't care.

Speaker: Make on social graces Make us live on death Through the yellow waste And so I got rid Of love, my dear

Speaker: I guess I was wrong I just don't belong Then I've been there before And everything's alright I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the doggone If you got it in me To cause a big sin Just give me an hour and then We'll all be as high as that ivory tower

Speaker: in low places where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away. And I'm OK. I'm not a big on social races, think I slip on them.

Speaker: Places where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases are losing their way. And I'll be okay. Yeah, I'm like a big old soul. Some graces think I'll slip on down to the old places. Oh, I've got friends in the old places.

Speaker: Oh, here it goes. We're off the radio. We can do this last verse, right? Well, I guess I was wrong. I just know me long. Then I've been there before. Everything's all right. I'll just say good night and I'll shove myself to the door. Lord, you got it in me.

Speaker: Cause a big scene Just wait till I finish this glass Then sweet little baby I'll head back to the bar Help me out now You can kiss my ass But I got free To know the places where the whiskey drowns That fear to chase has got to lose the way And I'll be okay

Speaker: To make all the social graces think I'll slip on down to the old places. Oh, I've got a friend in the long places. Now it's all you guys. Let me hear it, OK? I've got a friend in the long places where the whiskey drowns and the beer takes in the blue. And I'll be OK.

Speaker: Big on souls and graces, take our step on down to the old races Oh, I've got friends in the old places Oh, I've got friends in the old places

Speaker: God bless you guys. Thanks a lot. Such a classic song. Such a good song. I love that third verse. Can you change my name? Yes. We can. We won't.

Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, you'd be respectful. I was just reading your lips because you're muted. That's what you said to me. I've got, I've got one hard inch for you if you don't shut it. Yeah, you do. You got 100 inch. Keep it up, buddy. I got a whole roll 50 cent piece. I know how you feel about them. Hey, man, this is shaped properly. These things go out of my

Speaker: They could hurt somebody. What was that? They go what? They could hurt somebody. I've got a few holes in the drywall from those things. Practicing, that's good. I'm glad that you're, you know, while we're. You gotta keep my accuracy up. Gotta keep the right. Stay it accurate. Gotta stay on target. Make sure my my my my spread is nice and small. Yeah.

Speaker: I think that's what he said. Did you tell him to keep it up? His one inch. Uh any who, welcome back everybody. This is not physical nonsense. We got Connor in the building hanging out. Jeffrey's here. I'm click. I'm the host of this trailer.

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Speaker: Jeffrey, if you'd be so kind, drop them links one more time. Since we're back or drop them again, since we're back from break, it is Saturday night. The doors open. Anybody who would like to join in and come in and hang out with us. It is the open door challenge as we listen to call it. And anybody and everybody is welcome to come in here as long as you keep your wiener in your pants.

Speaker: Well, uh, I have a story for you. You realize like she's big as me. The legs are there and he's not very average. He must have left.

Speaker: Well, please gentlemen, if you come on the show, well, if you come on the show, keep that to yourself, but also keep your wieners in your pants. The only wieners that should be out on this show are the three of us. Yeah. And none of our cameras zoom enough to where you would even see our wieners. Squeak for yourself.

Speaker: Well, gentlemen, I have new upcoming news. So have you heard of the James Webb telescope? Your door dashes arriving. Good for you. So the telescope was launched into space in December 25th, 2021. And it made a discovery a couple of days ago. Of course, it discovered a planet very similar to Earth.

Speaker: The planet is called proximore proximore be or santura And and they found lights on proximore be So so this telescope James Webb telescope found lights on proximore be which is Literally a trillion miles away and it was it was determined those lights that you see there. That's actual real photo

Speaker: are not natural occurring. So they're made lights. They are artificial lights. You can see how far Proxima Sartora is from Earth. It is four light years away, but they found artificial lights. They left their porch light on and got caught. It's a Motel 6. They left the light on for us. Done the toll.

Speaker: That's what the satellite looks like, by the way. The science behind it, I don't know how you determine if something is natural or... I don't understand how a telescope can see 3 trillion miles away.

Speaker: Well, actually, it could have been like a fucking 13 billion, 13 .5 billion years away. It could have been like space debris that just crashed into that fucking whatever planet. This is true. But there could be later fire for all we know. And an asteroid hit it. And then the telescope seen it at that same moment. I still say it's possible.

Speaker: But are they energy efficient? It's Tom Baudette from Motel 6. We're seeing 13 billion years ago. So 13 billion years to reach. Stop it, Jeff. I think you're stupid if you think we are the only intelligent life forms in this universe.

Speaker: You're stupid if you think we're intelligent life form. You literally just, you literally just disproved your own point. That's where, that's where, uh, you know, or who sua is from. So, you know, I mean, tell a Hente, as they would say down in Mexico.

Speaker: He's not from another planet. He's as as as as American and as human as they come. He's still an immigrant story that him and I are telling. He's still an immigrant. He wasn't born. We don't want you here.

Speaker: from our thing. You should hear her poo sua when alien talk comes up. We don't like them dead girl aliens around here. We don't like your kind around here. Go on now. Get one of that alien guy. He's got a tattoo of the man with the flag on his arm. We're going to have matching sleeveless shirts. We're going to throw a hole into each other. We got matching get -or -done tattoos on our asses. Get -or -done.

Speaker: Surfing shawl and I are like two peas in a pod. No, the question is this. Here's my question. If you had a chance to go to, like, let's say it takes a year to get there, and you can cryogenically sleep your way there, would you go to Proximore V? Airplane. What makes you think I'm going to get in a space shuttle and go 15 million light years away? As the first person to go into space and into

Speaker: People have been in a spaceship. You're not doing that. No, not space, but to this planet. I mean, the guy who owns Virgin Mobile or Virgin Records literally took an entire spacecraft of rich old people to space. Hey, other rich old people who like to go into the water? Maybe you should call Richard Branson. I'm just saying. Yeah. I'm just saying, going to space is not that new.

Speaker: But you're saying if you had the chance, and let's say you could teleport there. You don't have to fly. You can teleport. I see you're going to scramble my atoms and my nucleus. Oh, my God. You got a problem with that now, too? Yeah, I'm going to shuffle. I'm going to go. And my arm's going to be on my head. I'm going to have a foot coming out of my chest. My other leg's going to be shoved up my ass. Yeah, I'm good. So what you're saying is you're going to look better than you do now. Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker: Connor, would you go? Would you go give him a chance? Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't know if I go. I'm kind of on the fence. My luck is I get there and they'd be seriously hostile. Like, what the fuck are you doing here? They're like the Americans of space. A lot of weird, weird aliens on a hat. Some of them land. You know, they were not. Tony still hangs out with them.

Speaker: Damn Logitech controllers, right? It's box controllers. I thought that was the old stuff. You jackass. I thought there was another bag. Oh, I didn't know that was I thought that was the old stuff. I was trying to use it up.

Speaker: It's a fresh bag. Well, we think you make tacos the other night and she found like four open bags of cheese and and she had bought one and so she put them all under like a Tupperware container. And that's why I thought that I was trying to use it up because it was all old. Ah, well, she dumped the other bag in there. I didn't realize that she got tortilla chips because she wouldn't make nachos.

Speaker: She got wine. She just wanted a bunch of cheese. Wow. Way to go. Chris is sitting there with a fucking spoon and a bowl of cheese. Fucking judge me. Fresh out of the refrigerator. He didn't do anything to it. Couple of noodles. Don't judge me because I eat a bowl of cheese. I'm not mad at it. I do love shredded cheese.

Speaker: You're going to sit there with a bowl of shredded cheese and a spoon and just sit there and eat it. Maybe I would. I eat it like macaroni. I eat it like pork. Do that. Then have a cup of noodles. Yeah. It's still more tastier than cup of noodles. You're **** high. Yeah. No, you're **** high. The problem you guys haven't realized is you put the two together. I got a meal. Cup of noodle cheese. Oh, **** yes. It's a macaroni with cheese on it. Agreed.

Speaker: Oh, stop. I was like, leave me the fuck alone. I'm high and I'm hungry. Oh, that sounds awful. I got a box. A bowl of cheese. I like it. I'm in. I'm waiting for him to turn his mic off and turn away and go nigga. They ain't getting a bowl of cheese. Get a bowl of chicken cheese. Bowl of cheese and noodles. Go! And a spoon. Don't forget my spoon.

Speaker: You don't come out here with chopsticks. That's what you need to do next time you're here. Just show up with a bowl of cheese and chopsticks. What the hell is a pot noodle? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker: One noodle? Now I want a pot noodle. Just one piece of spaghetti. There you go. And I'm going to Scotland. That's how I'm going to show up at Leggy's house. I'm going to show up with a pot with one noodle in it. Here you go. You're wearing this? Your delivery has arrived. Welcome to the USS Jeff. A pot of noodle.

Speaker: This isn't even cooked. I didn't have time. You didn't say you wanted to cook. This isn't even cooked. How are you supposed to cook a noodle with no water? You just said I want a pot noodle. You didn't say pot noodle water. Here's your noodle. You fucking cook a noodle without water. You gave me instructions. I followed them to a tube. It's a cold one. Nothing is assumed. It's a noodle. It's a plastic pot. Plastic. It's styrofoam.

Speaker: I think it was called noodle pot or pot noodle or whatever. No, it's it's cup of noodles. Oh, noodle. Yeah. Cup of noodle. Like a cup of soup, cup of soup, but noodle. Yes. But what are you talking about? Not noodle. Where were you an hour ago? We already had this conversation and these two tried to convince me that they were good and they're not good. They are. They shut up. Click. You might as well just eat a cup of shit. Not even. It is disgusting.

Speaker: why is that? No matter how much you chew peanuts or cashews or or almonds or about solid corn, it still comes out in your **** solid. Solid beef. Your stomach is still on that. Your stomach sits there, has a guy in there just putting it back together like a puzzle. Yeah because I'm literally like eating a bag of cashews and I've and I've **** solid. You don't have the testicle to do so leggy.

Speaker: Unless they ate peanuts or corn, it's pointless.

Speaker: I've chewed them so much, it was paste, and then I still shit. Fucking... When Chris eats peanut butter, he shits out fucking nuts. All right, all right. Does anyone here... It's styrofoam. It's styrofoam. That's not styrofoam. It's carnal. Yes, it is. No, it's not. The box that comes around it is styrofoam.

Speaker: I have to take that off. Oh, I could golf or cups at once in the fucking cardboard. It's a cardboard. Why are you changing it back and forth? Because that's where I'm putting the pictures. Stop putting pictures in the Glick's House of Music. I remove them right after. We just don't have any more room on the other overlay.

Speaker: because we got your Browns photos. We got rumor. We got three **** poussoirs. We got a lesbian. Shot fired. Swing in an Amish. **** you, Shorty. Fred Pitt. **** you. We can get rid of we can get rid of the swing in the Amish. Yeah, cuz it's Oh my gosh.

Speaker: Show it one more time. It is the background. Look, we're as cool as these other streamers out there. We're doing we're handling technical issues on the show. It's awesome. It's styrofoam. I don't think it's styrofoam. I think it's not styrofoam. You're not supposed to microwave styrofoam. See, this is what I'm saying. See, it says do not microwave.

Speaker: I've seen ones with the microwave instructions on them. Yeah. This is actual cup of noodle. And it literally says, do not microwave. I still microwave. Testicles. Testicles. Testicles. Testicles.

Speaker: I don't know. Apparently, you and Shep both live in third world god damn countries and we're the only ones that have evolved. That's why America is better than anywhere on the planet. It's freaking plastic with oil on it. Put oil on it. You're saying you put oil in the microwave? You should definitely put that in the microwave. Yeah. That I want to see. Oil and plastic. It's styrofoam. I'm 100 % sure ladies are just out here trying to start ****. I'm pretty sure she is too.

Speaker: Yeah, these are styrofoam. The fuck was what accent? It's just caught it. It's my accent. Get over it. Get over it. I'm sick of it. Charzi. Charzi is trying to do Charzi in Scottish accent. Fuck you, Charzi. Wow.

Speaker: Well, that defeats me. I'm going to microwave it. That's such a waste of water to boil. Yeah, but you gotta remember, she's in the UK where they drink tea out of fucking kettle all the time. She's not boiling water already with her fucking tea. So she just pours water in a cup of water and a cup of noodles. Let's not get on that discussion of how wrong they drink their tea over there.

Speaker: yeah i can't i can't drink tea without you it's called coffee on what fucking planet electric kettle which by the way definitely heat it up i don't know about boiling but even if you have a kettle or a teapot or whatever you want to call it it still takes longer than 30 seconds for it to get out

Speaker: Look, I ain't got time. I don't even know why I'm having this discussion with you people. I'm not eating them disgusting fucking nooners. They're good for you. We have electric kettles here. Cause we have evolved. The term evolved in the UK is. We learned how to use a dentist. Three minutes to boil water. We found toothpaste. We've evolved.

Speaker: Have you really? Jesus Christ. I've seen so many goddamn a eater penises in the last 24 hours. What? Because Nikki's favorite game is Oh, Chris is drunk. Let's watch Nick in the tracks.

Speaker: because this commentary is fucking hilarious. So I did watch a couple of I watched a little bit of that show you were talking about, gigolos. I watched a little bit of that gigolos that you were watching. And I'm I will agree with you that that that that big girl wasn't that she wasn't unattractive. She wasn't. I'm confused. But the show is weird.

Speaker: Well, apparently it's not all sex and stuff like that, but every, everything she called me out there for was sex. Well, it's like a reality show. Like they have confessionals and everything. So it's like the guy talking with this weird, stupid background. And then it clips to, it switches over to a clip of him meeting the person for the first time. It was like, yeah, it was like one of the guys would be like, uh,

Speaker: So I'm into this election. And I agree with you. They all look like. I wasn't really into the. Exactly. But you know, I was getting paid a thousand dollars an hour, so I had to just do it, I guess. I mean, I mean, I wish somebody was paying me a thousand dollars an hour to have sex with them. No shit. I don't give a damn what they look like.

Speaker: like, Hey, we're paying you $1 ,000 an hour. Get over it. I'm driving the shit out of both of them. I'm just saying, Hey, Connor, you got an extra 500 bucks. I know that they're catching on. I'm pitching because I ain't gay, but it's like $1 ,000, $1 ,000 an hour. I'm going to have to overtime. I'm just saying. Yeah.

Speaker: I got time and a half for overtime because I like. But did I'm sure Nicki saw it, but did you see the the one couple hired the one dude to come in and pound on his wife and then the dude just sat there in a chair. The husband sat in a chair and watched. That's called being a cop. Yeah, sexual before he got the male hook. Oh really? I didn't see that.

Speaker: But he was like yeah, yeah get it and I was like what the fuck dude You get off to your wife getting fucked by somebody else he was all happy as a pig and shit and Did you pull out pussy

Speaker: I know I didn't watch that much. I was just like, this is weird. Negative traction is this show. It's a British show. It's over there in the UK. It's like a dating show. And like they have a contestant or whatever come on the show. And then they got six singles for it. And they're behind these these these like walls or whatever. Yeah, the walls there. They're they're different color. They're not transparent. Yeah, you can't see. It's like a shower door.

Speaker: So if like a girl is a contestant, there's like six dudes or women or dudes and women, whatever she's into. And then you, they, they raise it up to the, raise it so you can see all their peckers. And then, you know, like she judges the penises and goes over and looks at them and they ask them, they ask, they, they, they kinda.

Speaker: They do like a Q and a with the guest. Yeah. So if you're a guest and they lift the wall though, are any of them ever hard? Well, one guy, there was one, not real, not really, but there was one guy last night who the girl asked him, she was like, are you semi? And he was like, no. And I said, I looked at Nicki. I said, yeah, the fuck he is because you know, if it's soft, it points at the floor.

Speaker: Yeah, but as they ask a question like a 90 degree angle and then it kept like, you know, when you get hard on Chris, I think you're trying to over explain something to make it sound like you were looking really.

Speaker: The funniest was the dude that had to tattoo the elephant That was still that was still cracks Nicki up every time Every time she talks about that show she's like the one guy in the first episode What does this have to do with fucking anteater penises because

Speaker: Yeah, it's a little you're staring at a bunch of anteaters the whole fucking episode Okay, and they'll have a male guest with female behind the curtain so you'll see who's was and booze You know so their face that you won't see their face the last but they eliminate based on how you look and

Speaker: So let's get rid of number one and number four. And I'm like, you saw my ankles motherfucker. Sorry, your beef curtains are a little too long. It's weird. That roast beef needs a little more shaved off. There was a couple of those. That's not quite big enough for my taste test. You heard that. I said those words, but. And then, and then the, the people who they pick, they've been hearing them down to three.

Speaker: Then those people get to see us too. Those people come out and they're standing there and then the guest has to get on full on nude. So it's not awkward I guess.

Speaker: And then they pick who they want to go out on the date. How broken would you be inside if someone was looking at you from the waist down and said, yeah, definitely not that one. You're confident. You know you're confident.

Speaker: If they called us to play, hey, do you want to be on this show? I'd be like, you know what? I'm out. I got enough. I got enough self -esteem problems. I don't need to do that. This one's a little too far to the left. He's out. Yeah. Like I already know what I'm working with down there. So if that's all you see here, like, yeah, he's out. You just walk off going, yeah, saw that coming. Fair enough.

Speaker: I was good with the ankles. Once we got up to the high knees, that's when we started losing people. What you didn't know is that you lost out on the rest of this package and this is the total package. As they're lifting the so -called curtain, nobody covers up, everybody just stays still.

Speaker: that's willpower because the first thing you do when you're like, oh my gosh, my thought was, is the studio warm or cold? That's exactly what I was saying. I was thinking. I'm like, it's fucking cold in here. Can we get a heater? I mean, that's actually, you walk in and it's not going to get any bigger.

Speaker: and you're shriveled. Jeff would be the only contestant that the the shield would only come up about eight inches. Why are we looking at your belly? Well, you see that thing that looks like a belly button. Yeah, that it's in there. That's my penis. It's like a turtle and you know what? Shell. If you want to see the whole thing, you kind of got to push back. Seriously.

Speaker: Do yourself a treat and watch it because it's like you feel bad for the guys get knocked off before they're fixing themselves. It's called naked attraction. Well, they start with showing there. That's where they lift the door, the panel. That's where they start. It's at your waist. So it's not like they show your feet. Literally, the first thing that you see is from the waist down. And then it goes to your neck. Yeah, then it goes to your neck.

Speaker: Just some girl trying to spare some dude's feelings. Got a really tiny cock and she walks up. I don't like his cankles. You're gone. A little too hairy for me. Are you sure that's why? You sure you don't want to tell him anything else? It's a little too hairy for me. Lady, I'm completely shaven. You're late.

Speaker: I only like shaped legs. Nobody else shaped their legs. It's a weird concept. When it first came out in the US, because it's on, what streaming service is on? Max on HBO.

Speaker: It was one of those things where everybody was talking about Chris. Of course, Nikki was watching while Chris was on the show and he was telling me about it. I was like, is it weird that I want to see this show? Because it's just, it's such a weird concept. It's not a terrible thing. You don't see it. You're not turning in tuning in to look at dick because you see more than that.

Speaker: Yeah, it's not a it's not a sexual thing. It's just a it's it's an odd and I thought I would be like super awkward watching it with Nikki. But like I said, she's like, oh, you've been drinking. Let's watch. Make an attraction because you're going to call it because she just likes listening to me commentate because it's funny. And I and I just and some of the girls that are on there are are good looking. There was there was a couple of thick girls on there last night. I was like, well, yeah, buddy, let him find them. And she looked at me and said,

Speaker: Maybe, but I mean, I can also look at a dude when they bring it all up and be like, that's a good looking cat. Hopefully he gets fixed. I haven't gotten that far into it. I watched a little bit of it. My wife opened the door. My office is like, what are you watching? I was like, she's like, there's a bunch of dicks on the screen. I said, it's not porn.

Speaker: She said, yeah, I'm not. I'm used to this. You told me you quit. It's not the first time. Walking on you, walking, watching a bunch of. Then she's like, why is your dick out? You know, I want to be. I wanted to fit in. Why is your dick out? All the dudes are on the screen. No. I mean, check it out. Don't worry about it.

Speaker: your dad watches penises. I would show slam like if they just walked in the room and grab my **** cell phone every time I turn around. Well, the problem is the remote for that TV is broken and I'm waiting on new and so I have a remote on my phone. Mm hmm. Sounds like a them problem. Not a you problem. That's what I said. There's four other **** TVs in this house. Jesus Christ. Again, my kids have their own cell phones and they have their own TVs in their

Speaker: Watch your tone, boy. He's about ready to get his basket. I got a boat over here I can send you. I told him the other day if he doesn't behave, he's going to need a surgeon to get my foot out of his ass. I'll send this boat. Oh, hey, not that I think I'm going to win, but if by chance I do win our fantasy league. Jeffrey, I'm going to give you another reason to make fun of me.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ. I have another, I have another belt in the car. Ready to go. Just need to put a name on it. Nope. This is going to be the nonsensical nonsense. Fantasy nonsense podcast champion. And then cause they, that's what they do. That's they do a customer else, but then they do, they specifically do fantasy sports belt. Okay.

Speaker: trophies and stuff like that. So there's already a big emblem in the middle of it that says, and it says, because they partnered up with ESPN, so fantasy football, so it'd be nonsensical nonsense podcast. If we had a local league, I would buy it. That way we could pass it around every year for whoever won.

Speaker: since we don't have a local league and we don't like, you know, at the end of the day, it's going to be strangers. I don't want to spend on it. It's 200 dollars. Well, you know, you don't want to spend the money and never get it back. You send it off to like next year. I'm not in the league next year, so I guess I'm keeping it. No, you're not. Now I know your address. I'm going to come and get it. You fuck. No, what we can do is we can just literally send the lake to order your own. What's that?

Speaker: We'll just do the winners. We can send them a link here, order your own bill. Yeah. What's going on? Busters. I would, that'd be kind of cool if we did a ring though. Again, you know, if we had a more localized league or if we did a lead with actual like with the friends and stuff like that rings are like 80 bucks. That's not bad.

Speaker: No, it's not bad. It looks like like a real Super Bowl like a Super Bowl ring. Yeah, exactly. That's like to go with the rings. I already have. I got a Super Bowl ring. Well, I was also looking at because you can get one of the trophies like a big trophy and you can you can do up to 19 years and you can get the metal plates that come with it. So I thought, OK, those and then I could just keep it and engrave and then just play it.

Speaker: And then I could put it up and then I could post it on social media every year. It'd be like congratulations to - How much is a trophy? The 2020 -24 Fantasy Football Championship. But I wouldn't wait until I have like an actual studio and I'm not in my bedroom anymore. Right. Well, how much are the trophies? I think the trophy was like a hundred and something. That's not bad. But I don't think - I'm just saying you can literally go to a trophy store though. Okay, give it back.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can go to like a trophy store and get one. Good evening, GB. What's going on with you, brother? Yeah, I could just go to a trophy store and have one made, and then I could take it every year. And they would rate the new nameplate. But no, I told Nicki. I said, if by chance, and it's a slim chance, but if by chance I happen to win, especially right now, because fucking Nico Collins is going off tonight,

Speaker: I, uh, I'm going to order this belt. And she was like, seriously, cause I'm going to give Jeff a goddamn complex with all my belts. Why is Chris so broke? Oh, well he buys. Yeah, my bills are paid and I got adult money to play with. Yeah, I understand. Hi puppy.

Speaker: So it can't take you with me. If I die, I mean, I can walk out the house tomorrow and get hit by a bus. Why a bus would be driving through my porch. I don't know, but it could be. Well, one can hope. Oh, take me away. Take me off this fucking go round.

Speaker: Uh oh. Here we go. Somebody got her clothes on and everything this time. Oh my gosh. She's like two inches. Where's my sunglasses? I'm blind. And Chris left. Oh, right. That as soon as you got in here.

Speaker: It's all right. I gotta go. I can't. I can't watch ladies podcast. All right, you bunch of cunts. It's a hot noodle. Right. And it's plastic with a foil lid and you pour boiling water in it.

Speaker: So you can't microwave it. Well, you can take the lid off, but you generally wouldn't. You would boil the kettle and pour some hot water over it. That's so much better. Sounds like a lot of work. Cheeky fucker. We're lazy in America. We just throw water. I'll put my soy sauce in because obviously it's already farting and it has soy sauce. You should put it on your screen so that you're not blinding the camera. My question I have for you, Helen, is do you do like like Connor does just eat it straight or do you put something in it like chips or something like that?

Speaker: Now eat it as it is. That's weird to put anything else in it. Oh, no. I love. I like that. Everybody knows that what you do with your crisps is you put it on a buddy. So what the fuck is a crisp and what the fuck is a buddy? Soft white, soft white bread.

Speaker: with butter on it, and then either crisps or even chips, what you call fries, either of those things, a crisp butter or a chip butty. Lush. Perfection. Bread and butter, basically. White bread with butter on it. I did. I literally just explained that like two seconds ago. If you weren't listening, that's your problem.

Speaker: Ooh, you can tome. She's a bit classy tonight. Just a wee bit. Ask her, we have her. Now listen, here's the thing, OK? We don't have Tony doing his usual eating on camera, so I'm going to sit and eat a potnoodle whilst I'm talking to you guys. Because that's top quality content, right? Yeah, hey.

Speaker: It would be a show if somebody didn't eat. I feel bad for Tony. He must be withered away because he doesn't eat anymore. He only ate on this show. I turned off my camera and my microphone so that I could eat. Wow. Well, you're going to sit and watch me slurping. Yeah, you will. Oh, man.

Speaker: I don't even have a light on my ring lights off reflecting the Sun God

Speaker: My screen doesn't get that bright ever. You need to start doing the video camera outside in the door. All my lights are off.

Speaker: Well obviously my underlight desk is on but it's pink you can see that but the only light in front of me is literally coming from the monitor like the the ring light that's up there that's off and I'm trying to find the switch for it to switch on to show you the difference but yeah no I am ridiculously pale it's horrible isn't it?

Speaker: Must be hell in the snow, I'm just saying. Because the snow reflects off the snow. Thankfully we don't get that much snow, thank God. Can you imagine? I'd be permanently camouflaged. She's got a corn crop pipe and a button nose.

Speaker: I'm just saying, when you're intimate with a man, does he have to provide the sunglasses or do you? Well, she's got a big stash of those glasses they give you after they dilate your eyes. The solar first glasses? Yeah, her welding mask.

Speaker: He's regretting he's forgetting talking about couple noodle now

Speaker: I'm going to go evaluate my life choices and no longer be Glick's friends because Glick is friends. So much for this being a snake's face. It's a good interesting conversation with Leggy the last time she was on here and it's not starting off real well. I can't remember what that was. Well you can go back to the We Hate Glick and the Nonsense Podcast Committee. Oh I think I follow that.

Speaker: It's a club. And you've said they get shirts and cookies. It's like AA. Cheers was busted by balls one day. And he was like, yeah, everybody gets free. We hate Glitch t -shirt and cookies.

Speaker: I missed out then. I love Jeeves. I love Jeeves. He's awesome. I hope Jeeves is okay because he's been super quiet, but I know he's been really busy this time of year because obviously I just said the same thing today before the show about Binge because I haven't talked to Binge since Christmas and I sent him a message yesterday and I said, hey, bro, you okay? I haven't talked to you in a while. Just want to make sure you're good. And then I didn't hear anything from him and then I seen he posted something on

Speaker: on YouTube, his bulldog was trying to kick him out of his office chair. And I commented, he commented right back. So I was like, well, at least he's still alive. People are busy this time of year though. Like, I mean, I know myself not a chance to be around either, you know.

Speaker: He owns his own business and he's, he doesn't have any employees because he had employees, but the problem is, and this isn't a big secret. I mean, he's literally said it on the show. He just can't find anybody that's worth a damn and that he can trust. So he's like, I do the work on my own and his wife helps him and stuff like that. So, um, are just as well doing it yourself. I should probably do a podcast on my own. I don't get any help.

Speaker: Fucking trying to find good health these days as hard as she look at you're always rubbing on Jeff and he's just like sitting there saying nothing I'm not lying He just made a meme on the fly for you about Little things on the side And I got a shout him out because I accidentally deleted an episode before I could upload it and I was With everything else going on and I didn't

Speaker: have a lot of free time to figure out how to fuck to get the audio. Jeff figured it out. Not only that, but then I got him, uh, signed into, uh, um, for last night and he's going to upload the episode. I'm not granted. I got to walk. This is very dangerous, Jeff. I know. Right. Because he knows that you know how to do it.

Speaker: I know expectation no no no this is I promise you this is the one -time thing and I'm going to the thing is the thing is though the thing is though is uh at the end of this month I'm starting I'm starting a secondary podcast called dollars and cents and and I don't want to put the burden on Chris to upload those and stuff like that so you can have to show me I'll do it

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. Like I said, I mean, we are 100 % honest. I will walk him through it, walk him through it, show him how to do it and everything like that, because we've got a time stamp on when we post an episode, we have to time stamp the ads when we do for our sponsors and stuff like that. And there's a way to do that. Oh, shit. That is not Connor anymore. Hello, Nick. You just got like 15 times better looking over.

Speaker: I say we hire her and hire her. I better be careful. My Nikki will come in here and be like, get the hell out of here. She did it before a few weeks back. She was back here, kicked me out of my seat. And we had to end the show and she was like, come on, we're going live again. I was like, what? And she said, yeah, we want to do nots physical nonsense after dark.

Speaker: It was me, her, K -Mag. I think Jarvis was there. And we did that for almost two hours. And she kicked me out of my chair. She was like, there's another chair out there. You can go get it. You can do it. You can sit on her knee. She sat on her lap. I would have done that. I would have just sat on her knee. She's got a poker leg.

Speaker: I had to walk around sunglasses on for a week afterwards. I'd tell everybody at work I slipped and fell down the stairs and then I walked into a doorknob. I was hanging out with my real family, the Giants in Oregon, and I walked into a doorknob.

Speaker: The cabinet door came off the hinges and hit me in the face. I'm such a clumsy bastard. Wait, did I build those?

Speaker: But I think it's good for Jeff to know how to do the technicals anyway, just in case, touch wood for any reason, there's a reason why you can't do it. Do you know what I mean? I used to download music all the time before Spotify was a thing. So there's a certain couple of websites I used to use to download music on YouTube.

Speaker: So I literally just used one of those and downloaded the audio only of the episode. And then I had it downloaded by the time Chris was like, so what do you use? I said, it's already done. It's uploading now. He's like, oh, cool. That's good. But but yeah, I still got to create the description for it and put all the I got to put in all the

Speaker: marks for when the ads are and stuff like that so it'll take me a little while because i have to listen to the episode because i don't remember what the fuck to talk about or you could watch on watch on the youtube at double speed or something you know skim through it i'll give you your time stamps rather than having to listen to the whole thing through yeah well i'll literally put it on at night and then take notes while i'm scrolling tiktok

Speaker: You mean it wouldn't help you not off to sleep? You wouldn't fall asleep half with how long is it? How long is it? Uh, like three hours, three and a half, four. I think I'd be skimming through the YouTube. Fuck listening to it. Well, that's the crazy thing. Like the other day I was doing dishes and, you know, I put my headphones on and I'll throw on. I was listening to, I don't know if you saw Cat Williams was talking shit about all of Hollywood the other day. I was listening to that podcast. It was hilarious.

Speaker: But I was listening to that and I finished it and I still had a bunch of dishes to do. I had been listening to it two hours a day. I had like five minutes left. Jesus, butterfingers. And then it ended and I was like, I'm going to listen to us.

Speaker: And for no reason, I sat there and listened to like three episodes. It's bad enough you were there the first time around without listening to the replay. It's actually kind of interesting. Sometimes you forget what we talk, we forget what we talk about. Yeah. Especially if you've had a few, especially if you've had a few brewskis. Oh, well, that one episode, I think it was the episode I downloaded. No, it was the episode prior to that. Chris was almost so hammered he couldn't do the outro.

Speaker: like? Oh, 100%. It's up on YouTube. I had to do the outro. He was like, oh, he wasn't feeling good. I would like to dispute that fact. However, there have been a few shows where I've polished off a case of beer and now you realize it until the next day. And I'm like, what the hell happened on the show last night?

Speaker: Which one of you which one of you coward shit in my pants? It's generally off to the side here on my desk. I'm building a great wall of beer cans during the show. See, my wife was nice enough to take my empty beer bottles and throw them away. I have a bag of cans beside my desk. I could probably be a rich man. If I was going to say, recycle that shit.

Speaker: I mean, it only took me like already recycled the beer. He might as well recycle the dance too. I just got to go get more beer. And now I sat down and it's like, Oh, I got a piss. Yeah. See, I saw that coming. Well, it goes in, must come out. That's how it goes. Better out there. They say you don't always buy beer. You rented, you know, I wasn't so afraid of having a hose shoved up my pee pee hole. I would probably just get one of those catheter things and be happy.

Speaker: or you know, you can go you can go that that fun. I guess that's a chipper. Yeah, I think it depends. But then I got to sit in a wet diaper and that's not going to be that's not a cap that is not worth it. Oh, boy. I mean, I was sitting a wet diaper during the shot. Worth it. You know, I promise. Just you know what you do. You get yourself some chipping.

Speaker: You know, and just said, I wasn't so afraid. Yeah, if I wasn't so afraid. What you do is you get a bag and like she said, some tubing and then you get one of those penis pump things and it just sticks to your cock for the rest of the night. I was going to say, just go get a funnel and attach it to your desk somehow.

Speaker: Yeah. Stealing my ideas and powering them up is your own Jeff. Hello, that's my entire career. There's a reason why I'm successful. What's original? I know right.

Speaker: anything. Yeah, get back in the kitchen. That actually reminds me of one thing. Nice.

Speaker: Wait a minute, is that a Diet Coke or just regular Coke? No, it's Jack and Coke. I know it's Jack and Coke, but is it? Yeah, it's regular Coke. Oh, it's regular Coke. Yeah, no, I know what it is. We have them here, too. Yeah. I mean, Jack Daniels is a whiskey distillery.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: I just gave it some plaster. That's all. Don't worry about it. Find your own fucking business. It wouldn't be my business if I wasn't sitting next to you on screen. But you made it my business by doing it on camera. Sometimes, you know, you just got to let your frustration out and sneezes just so happen to be my way.

Speaker: Is that your kink? And I sneeze, it really gets my rocks off.

Speaker: things go well. I'll be showing her my own. It looks like a walrus having a seizure, Chris. Our significant others have to look at that on top of that. Can I, on your face please? No, because I don't want to look at you.

Speaker: Why do I always have to roll you over on your stomach? Why do you have doggy style so much? So I don't fucking look at you. Why do you put a pillow over your face all the time? She's nice. When she's nice, she's so I don't scream and wake the kids. Oh, okay. Yeah, because I'm the goddamn man, huh? Yeah. Sure you are, buddy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, sweetheart. As we first walk into the other room, yeah, you're just amazing.

Speaker: You're the best. You're the best. Dude, I've never had anyone like you. Oh my gosh. It was amazing. You seem really enthused. I was. Trust me. This is my enthusiastic voice. Nice. Alright, I need you to leave the room. You paid $100 for this.

Speaker: Can I just interject for a second and say hello to the lurkers? Because your number seemed to have gone up somewhat. Are you seeing this shit? Jeffrey, if you'd be so kind, see Jeff has jobs on the show. That's why I keep him around. Why do you keep me around? I trust me. I've asked for some comic relief.

Speaker: I'm the only young person here. Is an open door Saturday night if any of our lurkers would like to pop in and say hello. Without showing their penis. Yeah, don't show your penis. Not unless it's super impressive.

Speaker: the big or small, you know? Even if it's super impressive, don't show it because then I'm just going to be jealous and consider killing myself. I never thought I could see one that was that small. That's an impressive thing. I could barely see mine underneath my belly. So you have a dicky do belly. You have a dicky do belly. Not really. Kind of picks up farther than your dicky do. Well,

Speaker: I gotta tell you what, ever since I ended up in the hospital with that, whatever that crazy stomach issue was that I was having, I don't eat a whole lot anymore. So, and it doesn't like, I'll eat like, I'll like, we'll get pizza and I'll get two slices of pizza and I'm full. Jesus Christ. Yeah, right. No, seriously. And I've never just seen over here, I could eat a whole pizza by myself. I was going to say how big are the slices? Are they like?

Speaker: I've never, I've never been a big eater in general. I had a buddy of mine that kids is Godfather, who I've talked about a lot on here. Kevin back in the day, dude, he, this motherfucker would come over to the house on the weekends. And cause we always hung out on the weekends back when the girls were little before we moved to Charleston. And we lived right around the corner from little Caesar. So he would stop at little Caesars and grab three large little Caesars pizza was for me in the course and two for him. And he was half my size.

Speaker: Yeah, but I think that is a thing. Like, I know this is going to sound really cliche though that you said that, but I'm not that big a neater either. I mean, like, that's only the second thing I've had to eat the whole day. I do think starvation mode's a thing. I think your body just kind of shuts down and you drink a lot of beer. I drink a lot of coffee. My stomach's usually full of milky coffee. So I think that fills you up. You don't feel hungry. But I drink, when I drink, I get hungry. And like, usually what you guys don't see after I end the show on Saturday nights,

Speaker: I'll go out there and put like four big ass baked potatoes in a mixing bowl. Like I'll go make four big baked potatoes and then I put them in a big mixing bowl and I go back here and sit on the bed and it's got cheese and sour cream and bacon and everything. And I just eat, I eat like four pounds of fucking potatoes. I love potatoes. All the carbs. I love potatoes, man. Same. I don't eat that much. I can be Irish too.

Speaker: I love potatoes as well. At Christmas time, you know, you get your whole sort of everything, the turkey, the veg, and my thing is the roasted potatoes. I could literally eat the other plate of roasted potatoes on their own. Yeah, no, that's all I am. Like, I love fucking potatoes. I want more potatoes than anything else. Potatoes! Potatoes! Mash them, mash them, put them in a stew. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker: But yeah, like normally I just, I, and I've never been a big eater. Uh, but now ever since whatever the hell was going on with my stomach, I'm even less than an eater now. So this is actually kind of, did you figure out what's going on? Did you figure out what was going on with your stomach?

Speaker: Listen, that's extra protein. Okay. That should be good for him. So big. That's what's helping him build the muscle. Right. So you think that's muscle. That's not necessarily the muscle I was talking about, but bigger. Trust me. I've been trying for years.

Speaker: You've been trying to make your heart bigger for years. Yeah, no, that's not happening. Trust me, I'm not the Grinch. He didn't grow three sizes. I was talking about your heart. Here we go.

Speaker: I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys.

Speaker: I know, right? I mean, kick him off. Kick him off. Yes, we finally done it. Yeah, you're not that lucky. Chris has an unhealthy relationship with him. There has to be someone who makes the dad jokes, okay? Like, that's his niche. Let him have the dad jokes. I mean, yeah, when you got a guy that's only joke is that he's the champ, you know?

Speaker: I only joke is the four or the other three individuals on this show.

Speaker: The other three guys on the show are the jokes that I have. Listen, I love how you corrected yourself when you said the other four and then you changed it to the three guys. So you motherfuckers get paid. I'm just here because, you know, he's got to make fun of other people. I think that Glick's a tiny little bit scared of me. I think he's worried that one day I might kick shit out of him. Could I do those two super quick?

Speaker: I fear nobody but I also I also know that you know past history you know like you you're on your best behavior is that what you're saying yeah definitely never he doesn't have a best behavior he does he does not want no no i've witnessed his best behavior he actually i actually yeah i actually do have a best behavior if i'm not on this show

Speaker: if i'm if i'm on somebody else's show or on somebody else's stream i can tone it back you know i well yeah and i could tell you were super conscious of trying to not you know swear or whatever and i was like nah well it's also it's also it's also common courtesy where and it's not your show to act slightly different which is like what i was doing last night

Speaker: I wasn't trying to take over, wasn't trying to be center attention. I just threw a few comments here and there. Yeah. You know, like, you know, like late news shows and stuff like that. She doesn't really curse on their swear on their head. You know, like I've been I've been like, you obviously haven't been listening. Well, I mean, not like we do here. You know what I mean? Not like we do here. No, it is much more it is much more reserve. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: and Fireman Rich and like Ted, I've been on their shows, you know, and I know that like, they make a point of not swearing, they make a point of saying, Luke, I don't like cursing or whatever. Like they do actually say that. And I used to get invites to Ted show. I don't know why I stopped getting invites to Ted shows, but, you know, I would make it a point of trying to be mindful and be like, all right, try not to curse. I know if I, and if I did slip, I'd be like, oh, my bad. You know, which, well,

Speaker: it's not something you're normally conscious about of watching your language. Even though like Smoke Show is, it's not like ours, they're a little bit more free but even still they're different from us where I had to not be

Speaker: as crazy as we get. I don't know what the timeline is of you not getting invited on Ted's show anymore, but do you think that has coincided with you and I becoming more friendly? No, it was a little bit before that.

Speaker: OK, because I was thinking, you know, obviously there's a certain sociopath that seems to have infiltrated and, you know, since that situation has arisen, some people have been behaving very strongly. Personally, the infiltration, I would love to have one of them on this show because I would have so much. And I'm not saying anything I haven't already said to Ted on Discord already, so it's not like I'm speaking out eternally.

Speaker: And, you know, and, and, and I still, I mean, it still stands, it still stands. Uh, you know, I don't know if Ted's ever been on here, but Ted's always had an open invite on the show. I have no personal problems with Ted. I've always been really fun to Ted actually. I liked Ted. I liked his show for the most part, other than the fact that him, Brian and Tony are, are three of the biggest goofballs when they try to talk about football, because I don't know what the hell they're talking about.

Speaker: I almost chimed in. I almost chimed in Thursday night. I was like, nope. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna be mean. I was just like, these guys don't know what they're talking about right now. And Brian, I'm gonna go get down and cook right now for fantasy football. Why? He's on the practice squad. He's gonna be a four -string running back in Baltimore. Calm down, dude. I have one thing to say to this.

Speaker: I was the only person in this conversation that understands what I just said was Steven.

Speaker: Well, Devon Cook was never going to work in New York. I mean, once Aaron Rodgers went down, it pretty much you could tell that team was just off a cliff by them. So Evan and I can just sit here and twiddle our thumbs, right? I won't bore anybody with football talk. Couldn't be any worse than me sometimes. Like, you know, sometimes you got an itch, you got a scratch, you know? Like I said, you can keep that shit private.

Speaker: You know sometimes when you got an itchy guy itch I'm sorry I'm sorry. I at least turn off the mic or the mic the fucking Hashtag itchy bows Yeah pulled out my dick and balls so I could scratch him, but hey at least I muted myself

Speaker: Why would you mute yourself to scratch? And does it make that much noise? You would think you'd turn off your camera. I never know. I was going to say Velcro or fucking sandpaper. Oh, your balls, man. Jesus. You got to use pomade on the hair to make sure it's made. Woo.

Speaker: Ah, somebody wouldn't take. Chris just ripped the line. Yeah. That's a good shot. We're good. So, so Chris, are we taking bets that when you do die, all those belts are being buried with you? Huh? Are we taking bets on them? You're not supposed to tell them.

Speaker: when I die what's going with me belts oh yeah that your belts are going to be buried with you yeah yeah yeah no i'm some grave robber's going to come by i'm a staple into his chest as i'm stuffing him though that motherfucker is going to want on his tombstone is still the podcast or the champion actually actually in all honesty and it was said on the show so i you know it's

Speaker: It's a contract. I bequeathed. I bequeathed my belts on Tony. I bequeathed my belts on Tony. So when I die, Tony gets my belts per bequeathing. That sounds kinky as fuck. I think there's a TikTok and an Instagram reel of me bequeathing my belts on Tony.

Speaker: I really, really hope that you mean bequeathing and not bequeathing, because if you really mean queathing, right, as in farting on them, that does sound... It's funnier to say bequeath. It is funnier, it made Joni feel super uncomfortable. That's why we did it. We know the real meaning of the two. A lot of people feel uncomfortable. You're good at doing that shit.

Speaker: That's why we do it. What's what's what's we what's we laser lock once Jeff and I laser lock on something that makes you uncomfortable. We're going to run that course. That bit will never get old. Yeah. Like we make fun of Steven. Steven took a beating for like six hours because he explained one joke. Yeah. Are we really going to fucking talk about that? You say that. You know, tell me about it. How to go.

Speaker: Okay, first of all, Jeff, go fuck yourself. No, like these motherfuckers weren't even nice about it. They're just the whole fucking time. Oh, we had K -Mag in there. He was involved. He was... It was the first night K -Mag was on this show and he was like, fucking, I'm on board with these two assholes. Here we go.

Speaker: It's all in good nature though. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not malice or in, in, in any evil. No, of course not. It's just, it's just funny. Like we make fun of Lakey for being so damn pale and blind in everybody when she comes back. You guys are bullies. Listen, if you can't laugh. I found a, I found a picture of Steven during that, that episode. There are people who take themselves far too seriously.

Speaker: I figured it out. That's how we get there for you, Jeff. You can't laugh at yourself. You're fucking doomed. So I figured it out. Somebody's going to make fun of you. You better read a little app. Good. What the fuck is my link at? Funny how that works, isn't it?

Speaker: is asking for a link when it's not appropriate, but when it's appropriate, nobody has. Funny how that works. It's what we like to call a super collab because we've got. Wow. We got the Steve Jarvis, the chair of the project, AKA Jarvis Demon on Twitch. We got some weird. Mentally retarded kid in the bottom corner where they

Speaker: But the biggest question is, who's a little bit ghetto and who's a little bit bougie? Jeff is definitely the fucking, the little bit whatever, who fucking lives there? Who?

Speaker: I still think. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

Speaker: The kicker from the replacements, Jeff. Yeah. Nigel Gruff over here. I'm Ryan. I'm Wary. Wary. Wary.

Speaker: She does it better than all of us. Yeah, it's almost like she's here in Scotland. It's almost like she's here in Scotland. It's amazing. Almost, but not quite. We do an accidental collaboration and still have more viewers. What's a viewer? That's because we're awesome. We're entertaining. You do have a few lurkers on Twitch, actually. I've noticed that. We always do.

Speaker: The temptation is to say hi and say their names, but I'm really behaving myself and I'm not going to say that. Do it. You're too much of a wuss. I just don't want to call anybody out, it seems a little bit unfair. We do have a friend that hangs out backstage that will gladly come and say hello to the workers. Is that Sir Proust Watt?

Speaker: Hello, little kids. Oh, is that the actual alien or is that the alien that all those kids got in trouble down at the mall for? No, that's Sir Puswa. That's my that's my alien friend. He's an alcoholic because of me, but you know.

Speaker: So did you tell everyone about the Wrestling Federation you have now set up? I probably have about a solid 0 .01 second of wrestling left in my life.

Speaker: We're not wrestling like fucking collegiate wrestling. No, I was never I never wrestled in college or high school. It's all the same, whether it's a high school or all that's going to happen in this match is I'm running into the ring. You're putting your fist out. I'm hitting or getting hit with the fist and I'm going down. Don't run into my fist and die. Yeah, pretty much. Sometimes it is fun to call them out by names.

Speaker: 100%. I just just just say hi. I mean it doesn't take it. It literally takes like like literally watch this. It took me two seconds. It's gonna take longer than it for it to post and it actually took me to type it. See what that's all you gotta do. Anywho. So so Rick, do you agree with

Speaker: some of the college people that even though Michigan wins the national championship that Harbaugh's leaving. And I don't know. Can I just clarify that I have never asked you why you keep them around?

Speaker: I've never asked that question. I ask that question every day. I just want to be clear. I've never asked that question. We'd never get a straight answer anyway. No, I think it's fair. He serves his purpose. He's good at things, not many things. You give it away with one hand, and then you take it away with the other. You fucking are. He's not good at any of that. He's got one or two things that he's really good at, and that happens to be one of them.

Speaker: you think it's a master of one trade than you know was it a jack of none whatever i'm jack of all trades and i'm good at jacking i'm sorry that's not that's actually not how it goes but whatever uh we're making up our own shit tonight that's fine i'm a jack of all trades a master of none well he's the opposite he's got a trade to include that and then he's yeah whatever

Speaker: Just like I'm just packing off. It made sense in my head for about 30 seconds. I'm great at jacking off. Nothing. I don't know. I don't know if if Harbaugh is going to leave Michigan. There's a five year extension that will make him the highest paid coach in history. But not might be going to the Raiders. Yeah, I don't know if he leaves. He leaves. It is what it is. I don't really care.

Speaker: They're saying that because all of Tom Brady's shit, since Tom Brady's a minority owner. We'll go back to sucking for 20 years. We had three good years. Man alive. Man alive. You guys hang out. Let's take a real quick break. Jeff, you going to take us to break? You going to give us an ad read? You going to tell us about the sponsor? No, I'll be working on something else.

Speaker: Well, I'm working on another meeting, damn it. I had another one that I was working on. You know, this is the problem with Jeff. He's, he's very one track mind. He's on the track. You're not going to come back off now. We'll be doing this all night. It's just as bad as me giving Tony shit for being on his phone or watching TV during the podcast. So she doesn't know what he's doing.

Speaker: Just having a beach in the background. It's all good. Somehow get Jarvis some more lights. You know what? You mean I'm not reflecting enough light? Good God.

Speaker: I've had to hear this **** for like the past. We give you a place now. Lighten up Jarvis and put him down in the corner. God, just because I'm a ginger doesn't mean you get to hit me with all these assaults. They're Glick. You're a ginger. The whole job of everyone is to assault you.

Speaker: I don't spend it that you think we pick on you because you're dinner. We don't pick on you because you're dinner. Oh, you pick on me. Jeff, you pick on me for whatever reason you want. Glick just picks on me because he's the fucking podcasting champ. Yeah, I mean, well. Well, it's his show. Oh my god. And the other one. This is not the change up.

Speaker: So Glick literally tells me, he's like, you know, the only reason why you got 6 ,000 plays on your podcast, right? And I'm like, please tell me. And he's like, because I was on it once. Wow. Facts be facts. He's not wrong. Jarvis, how the hell was I supposed to know that you were a ginger? You sit in the dark all the time.

Speaker: i think you're wearing a fucking hat yeah now that i know you're ginger i i want to sorry i'm wearing my minnesota north star's hat because they were only smart enough to move out of the fucking state now that connor knows you're ginger he wants to sexually assault you damn i don't know if that was a gross for us or if that was a gross for whatever she's watching on tv

Speaker: No, I think it was gross that you'd actually accuse him of wanting to sexually assault the ginger. No, it's not sexual assault. It's just physical assault. I mean, that works too. And battery, whatever you call it, battery. Battery? Assault and battery? Man, Benji, you hurt my feelings, dude. You can't even say hi to us. That's hurtful.

Speaker: Yeah, motherfucker can't even say hi to anyone anymore. And she's like, God. Oh, friend anymore. Fuck you, Benji. Please. Why is Benji not coming up? Well, I know he's been like super busy. Yeah. I do appreciate him hanging out and lurking and watching. Other people are lurking and watching. Not so much.

Speaker: That was a very American accent. It wasn't meant to be. She's not even jokes on all of us. She actually lives in fucking New Jersey. I'm from Pennsylvania. You join me. One day he's going to be alive and I'll be like, we know that building.

Speaker: I told you I can play with this thing all day. I think Jeff is asking for his second, third, maybe fourth pay raise now. It's a secret. It's a secret. Pay raise. What **** pay? Don't tell anyone. Wait, you guys get paid? You guys are getting paid?

Speaker: Okay. How's the new job going, man? Have you started yet? He started on like the 27th of last month. Thanks. Thanks. Okay. Well, one of the, one of the last times we were on here before break, he said he was getting ready to start a new job. Then we were gone for a week and I sort of got that week felt like a year. Sorry, Joe. You can't come up unless your camera's on, sir.

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Speaker: What is the new job? We didn't ask what your job was, Connor. There you go. That's better. Connor is a professional semen taster gun at the local cattle farm. It's not a taster. It's tester. Get it right.

Speaker: Oh, my bad. I could've swore you texted me and said taster. No, I said that match tasted funny. It was a difference. That match tasted funny, huh? Windstruck driver moving, drilling rigs in. Yeah, yeah. I am hoping. Nice. How did that happen?

Speaker: what the background change it's because i'm switching back and forth through the two things oh no the the comment i didn't do it it's never looked like that before yeah it does it does that if you like watch don't change anything see dude it's never switched clicks how's the music looks like that nonsense going on since looks like that

Speaker: Why does it look like that? Have you changed the settings you have on? I was going to switch it. Like when I switch to the bubble or classic? Oh yeah, stick it on classic. I do too, right? Let me switch over to Flix House and music to that. Moving to what bit there, Joe Blow, you twat. I mean, twat. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for connecting that. You caught yourself in perfect time.

Speaker: Yeah. Leave it on classic. I like that. I did. I did. So Glitz House of Music is on classic and so is nonsensical. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. I like that. Yeah. The guy said we're losing that bet. I don't know what bet we were losing. He put it in the private chat. Well, once again, unless your camera's on, I will not let people up because we've learned our lesson. Connor's calling them. I'm over here.

Speaker: I'm going to clip that. It was written by Billy Joel.

Speaker: You can't mention his name. I didn't mention all I was. What are you trying to trigger me? Billy Joel is Jesus. Billy Joel's a **** If he says his name five times, he'll turn up. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy.

Speaker: I like Billy Joel as an icon. Kind of hard to be a fucking piano man with broken fingers, huh, you little bitch? He's a fire starter, twisted fire starter. Write a song called Broken Finger Man.

Speaker: I like to set him on fire. Wow. You're so **** mean, Chris. Sorry, Billy Joel. I wouldn't set you on fire. However, I would break your fingers. You got me kicked off Twitch, man. I was just trying to honor Billy Joel and trying to show him some love and I got kicked off with Twitch because of it. It's not his **** fault. It is his **** fault. **** you. Was it?

Speaker: Technically, it's not his fault. Technically, it's whoever owns the publishing rights to his song, which is probably his record label's fault. See, there you go. Not his fault. I still blame Billy. He's publishing people. Church is like, fuck no, we can't have the piano man on our shit. What's up, piano man? Sing us a song. Fuck that guy. We get it.

Speaker: Oh, and, uh, Glick, the name of the one singer that I told you about yesterday, Jim Croci. I'm just about to make the same joke.

Speaker: Yes, going to run a storage space. I knew what his name was. I was like, I'm going to say this. And in my head, I was having this war and I was like, I know his name and I know who he is, but I'm going to say his name wrong and look like a fucking asshole. So I'm just not going to say it. I mean, he really wasn't out on the scene very long before he died in the plane crash. And most of his songs sound exactly like the one before it. Well, yeah. Lucy.

Speaker: greatest song of all time. This is the song that just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

Speaker: All I have to do is say sunglasses at night and she's done. I think that should be our next song for the next, if I may respectfully make a suggestion. I think that should be the next. Yeah, Jeff would ever take us to fucking break. I went on you. What do you wait on me for?

Speaker: I need you back on the show and not freaking anymore me. It doesn't have to be right this minute, just whenever the next break happens. It's got to be right now. You made some good news. I'm self conscious. Sometimes. I'm self conscious. I'm self conscious. Too much is just too much versus keep it simple, stupid.

Speaker: You're fine. That's me. Did you find the song? Which one? Finding a song. He's fired. Do we have a, do we have a theme tonight? He was focused on something else. He wasn't actually. Yeah, he had to be focused. Take this grab and shove. Did you not hear the request? No, I did not. Sunglasses at night. Oh, sorry.

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Speaker: I have to jump on. You don't have. You want to shut up? There's a script. Did he just say it? Did Jeff just say it? He can't get it up. Is that what you just said? Jeff, that's OK. I can help you out with that. I bet you could, buddy. No, I don't. When we do these ads, we have a script that we don't necessarily need to stick to, but certain things need to be said. And I do not have it. Listen, these whiskers are used for more than looks.

Speaker: I highly doubt you can help me get another one. That sounds like a challenge. I don't know if you want them to. No. No.

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Speaker: can't find it by searching it. You can go to our bio link bio dot link slash nonsensical nonsense and it is there along with all our social medias, all our links to all our shows where you can check us out Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Seven. That's the intro when we come back from break. I know but I'm doing it both. Shut the **** up. Yeah **** you Chris. He's on the road Chris. It's my role. You shut up. Know your role sir and shut your mouth.

Speaker: know your place. It's my shoe. We're going to play a little bitty song here for you. Play the song monkey.

Speaker: I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I care What you remember comes to realize I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I care Keep track of the visions in mind

Speaker: She used to sing about me And comes right to cure the deep

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Speaker: It cuts my security, how does she got control of me? I'm bound to have faith Just with your head I've been guided, yeah, you don't know

Speaker: I wear my sunglasses at night

Speaker: Oh, am I so glad to deny? Ooh, I stare through the night And I realize it's the end of the night Oh, am I so glad to deny? Oh, am I so glad to deny? Oh, am I so glad to deny?

Speaker: I wear my sunglasses at night because I get way too high and drunk and pass out in my house while I'm live streaming. There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker: Eventually, it will be too nice. But no worries, Steven. We're all waiting on you. Oh, yeah. No, I agree with you 100 % on that. Welcome back to NotSensical Nonsense, everybody. It is an open door Saturday night. Jeffrey doesn't drop them links in the chat. You guys can go ahead and jump on if you'd like. Everybody and anybody is welcome. Just be kind enough, turn the camera on. Don't be weird and don't show your fucking wieners.

Speaker: because that's not cool at the end of the day. I let it go one time and I'll hear it for the rest of my fucking life. One time too many, Steven. Sorry. God. I told you we're not in a normal private chat and you wouldn't listen. You know, it's just it's so nice to be on a podcast that actually does good business, you know.

Speaker: You're too kind. You're too kind. I had to take a piss. Are you sure you really want to know that answer? Like only seven. That's it. That in a second, but no, welcome back to nonsense. Everybody. We got, we got Jeff and Connor in the building, our normal cohorts.

Speaker: He's hanging out with us tonight and Steven Jaravicii. These are some of our podcasting friends out there. What is it? Helen's mixtape? Jukebox Jury?

Speaker: amongst the Jarvis project and he does his Stephen or Jarvis Demon on Twitch. He's doing some gaming and stuff like that. And then of course, you know, Jeff and Connor from here and Jeff's got the upcoming, I don't know, pennies and dimes. What a sight you are.

Speaker: What is it? What is it Jeff? Dollars and cents. Dollars and cents podcast. A friend of his, uh, Vera, she's been on the show before. They're going to be doing a business show next month, dollars and cents. And then Connor will be eventually joining this show more often and whatnot. So you guys make sure you're checking out our friends there. If you guys want to, you can feel free to drop your links or whatever in the, in the chat, you know, you're more than welcome to. Um,

Speaker: And then of course, as you know, you guys can find us on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X tick tock. You can also hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, 7 PM ish on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And you can listen to us anywhere, any place that podcasts are all at nonsensical nonsense podcast.

Speaker: or you can simply go to bio .link slash not sensible nonsense. All those links are there, including the links to our sponsors. Not only do these guys are all doing their things, you know, Steven's doing his thing, lady's doing her thing. Jeff's got a new show coming up. I just recently started this show that I'm having.

Speaker: a fucking blast with clicks house of music, the links for that and the mix cloud are also at that bio link. But I do that show Fridays at 8 PM Eastern time. And I try to keep that right on time, right at eight o 'clock. Billy Joel. It's fuck Billy Joel. It's supposed to be an hour, hour and a half. Last night I downloaded way too much music and realized that I had to do a part two and a part three and a part four. That's a great show.

Speaker: If you guys, yeah, if you guys like country music, I got a lot of nineties country coming your way, at least until some of these other artists, you know, some of these artists actually start responding back. Yeah. A lot of them are like, Oh, I'm an open company artist and I actually respond back to my followers and my listeners. And they really don't. Yeah.

Speaker: But however, it is Saturday night. The door is open. Anybody who wants to come in, any of you lurkers, I know there's some lurkers out there that have some podcasting or streaming or broadcasting experience. If you guys want to come in and say hello, if you want to say hello in the chat, you can come on the camera and say hello. Link is in the chat. All you have to do is come on, make sure your camera's on and just do us all a favor because nobody wants to see it. Nobody wants to see your wieners. Just keep your wieners.

Speaker: Can I just jump back to something you said there, Glick? Yeah, sure. You were talking about up and coming artists and trying to get them to respond and, you know, that kind of stuff. You've only just started doing this music thing dedicated to just music. And what will happen

Speaker: And it's not, it might happen. What will happen is once you've established that you know what you're talking about and that you have a passion for that subject. That's why I said to you before, stick to genres that you are particularly passionate about, because what will happen is you'll garner a reputation for knowing your shit about that subject. And then you'll be more respected and revered within that genre. Yeah, exactly. And that's the thing. It will happen. It just takes time.

Speaker: I've been doing Helen's Next Tape for four years now. And you've got to remember that I was photographing bands for a living for decades before I did that. So I knew a lot of people, a lot of, you know, I had a lot of connections before I started doing that radio show. It will come with time. Oh shit. Oh no, no, I absolutely agree. And you okay? Don't, don't go up right here.

Speaker: You're talking to the dog. You're talking to her liver. Oh, **** Right. Right. Right. Right. Shit's up my mouth. It's like, whoa. You've been saying that since you came on the show. I know. I know. I just landed myself. Yeah. Just don't talk **** about Travis Trit again. I played Travis Trit last night. I don't like that now because you like Travis Trit. I'm just

Speaker: I'm going to touch on this real quick. I'm just going to say this. Garth Brooks and George Strait are on such a higher level, such a higher echelon than anybody else in the music, and that includes Travis Tramp. I'm sorry, it just, it is working. Travis Tramp was good in the 90s, just like Shia Twain. I like Travis. The downfall was, and I tried to do this on purpose, and yeah, there were some sad songs in there last night.

Speaker: That's Travis Trent's biggest hits outside of two songs or sad songs. Three songs, three songs. And with the Brooks and Dunn thing, it's like they were more 80s than they were 90s. Well, they were 90s. Were they? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: What you were saying, Helen, I agree. We talked about this when I talked about doing the show. I agree 100%. But it is easy to feel a little bit despondent.

Speaker: When you're trying something and you're not getting, you know, I'm just into you. Just hold on. I know. I know. I know. I don't take time because there's been a, you know, like, you know, Blacktop Mojo. I was shocked at those guys when we started this show and we just wanted, we just want to break music. I was shocked that they responded back over and out. I met those guys and I've hung out with those guys on a couple of different occasions. You know, I saw, I was very lucky to meet those guys and to get to hang out with them.

Speaker: And Matt and all those guys, even though they've changed members and stuff like that, the original four that I met, those guys are all awesome dudes. I don't know the new guy, but their drummer, Jackson, is awesome.

Speaker: Matt is awesome, their lead singer. You know, I talk to these guys. I won't say a regular basis, but if I message them or they message me right now, we're going to respond back. There was a band on TikTok that I came across that I messaged. And it was just for for this show our last night. They do they do a lot of covers and they do like a rock punk covers of all kinds of music. And I just like, hey, man, love this cover, this song. You guys are awesome.

Speaker: You know host the podcast would it be cool if I played it on the show The next day boom they messaged me back and we've talked back and forth for the last couple months And are talking about different things super nice guy I don't know if I'm talking to which I don't know which member of the band I'm talking to but whoever I'm talking to super nice guy, but I know as as I progress and that's what I said, you know, I didn't want to

Speaker: I didn't want to beat my, I don't want to come across like I was beating myself up. And it was like, I love music. And I know four genres that I'm specifically really into, you know, being rock country, R &B and rap. And I also love the era, you know, I can do an 80s show.

Speaker: and hit all four of those bases with an 80s show or a 90s show. Or I could do genre specific. You know, originally last night my plan was to do R &B. I wanted to do 90s R &B. Sorry to interrupt you, but while I remember my train of thought, there's a couple of things I want to just catch on what you're saying there. Those artists that you're referring to from the 80s.

Speaker: will more than likely still be producing music now. It just doesn't get shared on the radio. So that's a way, that's an in for contacting, you know, people who have been hired up in the... Oh, I don't think I'm only, I don't think I'm only keeping it to the local guys. What I'm saying is like,

Speaker: There's a misconception that, oh, well, those people are too big or, you know, they don't want to talk about the past, but they will probably still be releasing stuff now. They might not be on a record label anymore. They may have, you know, they may have dropped the contract dropped or they might be trying to promote themselves independently, but they're probably not getting radio play. They will still respond to you reaching out to them because they'll be promoting new stuff now. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, like, you know, and this is just an example.

Speaker: She was, Kylie Minogue was pretty popular over here in the States for a hot minute. And not too long ago, a couple years back, I think it was, she just dropped a new album, but it wasn't, it was not big over here at all. It was huge over there. I think in your guys's neck of the woods or where, you know, cause she's not American.

Speaker: She's Australian. I couldn't remember if she was Australian. I thought she was Australian. She's Australian and she has a sister, Dani Minogue, who's also Australian and they both have had pop careers. Her album that came out a few years back wasn't very big here and honestly flopped here, but she's still making music.

Speaker: So I totally get what you're saying. And trust me, this is something that I strongly believe in. And this is I've taken shots and messaged people, but I have no business messaging because like Cam, he used to do a lot of stuff behind the scenes. Cam hooked us up with some great interviews. Cam hooked us up with Chris Gluey. The other thing I want to say to you, Glick, right? Because I encounter this myself.

Speaker: not everyone runs their own social media. And the harder they are, the more likely they are to have someone else that runs their socials, or someone from a management company, or from a record label or whatever, and a hold of those people. And there will be specific contacts, media contacts that you'll need to go through

Speaker: to get a hold of those people. And I'm in a position where I know these people personally, right, and I've worked with them, but I can't get a hold of them on social media because they don't run their own social media. So I'm having to go through a back channel, I'm having to get a friend of a friend to contact them to say, hey, can you get so -and -so to message me? Do you know what I mean? Like, it's a weird, but they're higher up. And I just did my best of 2023.

Speaker: show on Thursday. And what I'll always do is, when I do a Best of 22 or when I do a Best of, you know, a year review of the best tracks of the previous year, I'll always reach out to each artist to ask them if they want to record a Happy New Year message to the listeners.

Speaker: And obviously, the lower down they are in the sort of pecking order of how well -known they are, the easier they are to get a hold of. But then you still have bands like Depeche Mode, Garbage, I'm Contacting So -and -So's, Brother for Suction. Do you know what I mean? And I left it really late this year. I was recording it like the day it was going out.

Speaker: and I'd reached out like two days before. I did not give people enough notice this year and I still had half a dozen people manage to contact me back and send in messages which actually given that I only gave them less than 48 hours notice was a really big feat. You know I did well but if you give people enough time and you know don't just limit yourself to people who are up and coming but you will have to go through their official

Speaker: contact channels, you know what I mean? Oh yeah and that's something I've learned with this show is you know is like you said you've been in the and that's one of the things you know that and I appreciate the advice trust me don't think I'm not don't think I'm just blowing it off because I really do appreciate it and it means a lot uh you know you've been in the music world for for years my whole adult life yeah and and and

Speaker: You know, and, and that's how it was originally with when, when we started trying to get like, you know, Matt or guys from Blacktop Mojo on the show, they're like, we'll go through our, our publicist or whatever. Matt sent me his email and I was doing the dance with him, but then he wasn't like, he just stopped responding and whatnot. And, and Matt would be like, Hey, you know, are you getting anywhere? What's going on? And I was like, I said, in all honesty, dude.

Speaker: Originally, the conversation was great. And then it just kind of meted that in. And Matt was like, all right, you and I will figure this out. And that was cool. But again, that was one of those I never thought in a million years. And that was the first band I ever reached out to. You've heard how many times on Jukebox Judy, I mourn about people using publicists to send the details out like that, because it does drive me nuts.

Speaker: I know that people don't want to be rejected. You know, you're putting something out into the world and you don't want negative feedback for that. So you go through a third party to try and, you know, to distance yourself from the negative shit. But actually all it does is it hinders you. You know, if you're a musician and you're producing something and you want people to hear it, contact

Speaker: people, podcasters, radio presenters, yourself. Don't be going through it. I know I bang on about this every single time I'm on Jukebox TV because it drives me fucking nuts. These people that are paid to promote this stuff don't give a shit about it. You have a four page blurb you've got to read through to get to the bloody file. It's so frustrating and annoying. And it's the same thing you're talking about. Having to go through a third party makes it really difficult to just communicate, you know? Actors are really fun for that one.

Speaker: Yeah, there's a wrestler that I'm trying to get on the show. And him and I have been doing this dance for about a year and a half now. And it's like his wife handles all that stuff. And he was like, email my wife, you know, give her the specifics, blah, blah, blah. And then he'll hit me back. Hey, what's going on?

Speaker: The thing is, if he can contact you to ask you how it's going, he can contact you to just arrange the bloody thing that needs to be arranged. And we've had the conversation and I've told him, I'm like, look, I know you're busy. I know you're a busy guy. I know why you left WWE.

Speaker: You know and I understand why you're trying to get back in the game because he originally left me because his wife got very sick And my wife was more important to him than in his career well now his wife is better and he's trying to get back into the circuit and trying to get up into the upper echelons of AEW WWE, you know, New Japan, whatever And he had you know, he had a very successful career Back in the day and he did have a shitty he was given a very shitty gimmick

Speaker: in WWE, but he fucking made it successful. I mean, so it's like, all right, dude, like we're gonna we're doing this dance, man, but we're literally we like you and I are literally talking.

Speaker: And these are the days we do the show. If you're interested, just let me know. But I continue to do the dance with him because I think he'll be a really fun guest. Even if you're not a wrestling fan, I think he will be really fun on the show. So I'll keep doing the dance with him until something happens.

Speaker: I'm the worst person for taking my own advice, actually. I'm the worst person for taking my own advice. I find it really difficult

Speaker: to reach out, but it's normally because it's people that I actually know and it's harder if it's someone you know because you feel like you're asking for a favour or friends of friends, you feel like you're asking for a favour, it's actually easier to approach someone that you don't know, that you only know of or that you, do you know what I mean? Like that's actually easier than trying to ask someone that you've known for a long time and you're kind of feeling a bit like, like I've been trying to get Midge to do a chat with me for over a year, right?

Speaker: And he said to me publicly on his livestreams, we're going to do that interview. Keep asking. Yeah, we'll do that. Right. I've got him recorded saying it and I'm still waiting to find the time to ask him because I feel really like it was hard enough saying something like, would you mind recording me? And I didn't.

Speaker: You know, because you know how I have people saying you listen to Helen's mixtape, blah, blah, blah in the middle, right? He recorded me that, sent it over. Not a problem. But I felt bad enough asking for that without pushing the interview because I've known him for so long. It feels harder asking him than asking someone that. Well, yeah, I mean, that's I mean, yeah, it's kind of like I mean, even somebody who's not super famous and I don't mean this and I don't mean this as a dig in any way, shape or form.

Speaker: I actually, despite anything or any, whatever anybody may say or whatever, you know, I just stopped offering Ted to come up on the show. I actually, when I first met Ted and to this day, I still kind of look up to him.

Speaker: Um, I, I, I really do. I know he's been in the game for a while and then there's a certain part of me. I look up to Ted, man. I think he's, I think him personally, what he does in his knowledge is speaking of the devil is awesome. Um,

Speaker: And, you know, but I'm not going to keep bugging him, you know, come on the show or anything like that, because I also know this is this show is not his cup of tea, but I look up to him. You know, I think he would be a really good mentor for me as a podcast host to have.

Speaker: but I'm not going to keep bothering. Then I got like my guy, Disney, who I fucking love. I've never even met this cat personally. I just know it from the radio and he's been on the show and we were talking last week and he was like, and he kind of, and I was like, Hey man, I would love to have you back on the show. Uh, again, if you're, you know, if you're free or whatever, he was like, yeah.

Speaker: When can I come back on like, let's get past the holidays and everything. But this is also a kid who's grinding his ass off. He's on a major market down in Tampa, you know, and he's an up and comer. And eventually he's going to get his own show and he's going to blow up. He does a podcast as well. But he's also on our level. And the first time we had him on the show,

Speaker: I thought it was going to go one direction and it got super serious. You know, he spoke on issues that he, mental issues that he, that he's struggled with. And that was kind of what, you know, outside of saying that, you know, the Merry Christmas and Happy New Year stuff.

Speaker: Yeah, that was one of the things, because he actually had that conversation on air, which before he told us on the show, he's never felt comfortable, or he was kind of scared to do that. And in the conversation, it was your show that kind of gave me that strength to go on the radio and share my story. Because in the back of my mind, I was thinking of, and I was like, dude, I don't even know why we were that safe place for you. It wasn't planned.

Speaker: my intentions was dick jokes and fart jokes because he's on that same wavelength but the show took a turn and it got real serious and him and Tony was there with us. Tony doesn't share much but him and I, Dizzy and I were sharing a lot of things and

Speaker: sharing some of the things that we've been through. Now, this next time I have him on or we have him on the show, I plan on, you know, fully having the fun, laughing, jokey type bullshit, you know, but, you know, it was like, it was the right time in the right place for that conversation in that moment. And that should be really good that you inspired someone to feel that they were comfortable enough.

Speaker: to have that conversation. Like that's, that's, that should be an ego boost to you. The last thing Chris needs is an ego boost. Let's be honest. Cut through the bullshit, right? Superficially, yes. Glick comes off as having an ego, right? But he's not, yeah. But we all have insecurities, right? And, and, and, you know, I think I know Glick better than he thinks I know him.

Speaker: Right? But what I'm saying is that's a genuine reason to feel good about yourself that you were up. No, a hundred percent. No, I really that really was kind of an ego boost and it really did make me. And as I told as I told business, it was honestly, it was truly because.

Speaker: That we had the conversation after the show. I mean, that to me is one of those things where that's a sign of a good host. If you're going to do a podcast, that's a good, that's a, that's a sign of a quality host. Not only can you make somebody feel comfortable and, and, and a feel safe, but you allow them to allow people to come on the show.

Speaker: I think he's pretty comfortable on the show. He has a good time. You know, like, yeah, I think it's safe to say you're pretty comfortable to come on here, whether we're being serious or we're just having a good time. K -Mag, he don't give a fuck. He's comfortable as hell. I'm offended, boys. I came in here the first night. Like, fuck it. I'm letting it all out the window. And Connor knows he's coming. Like, Connor knows. Like, I would never do anything to, you know,

Speaker: you know, hurt anybody's reputation or their personal lives or anything like that. But what you're saying there is actually really important because, I'm so sorry to talk over you, I apologise. No, you were fine, sorry. What you're saying there is really important because what I've witnessed and what I've noticed is a lot of people who have talk shows or podcasts or guests have a propensity to talk about themselves.

Speaker: Even amongst people that we know, they'll ask a question and then they won't allow the person the opportunity to actually answer the question. They'll talk about themselves. And I've seen it a thousand times. And I know exactly what you're talking about. I did an interview back on Haps with Rusty Egan for over four hours. Now, I know that you guys probably don't know who Rusty Egan is because he's an American, but you can look that shit up if you know anything about electronic music. Rusty Egan is like a pioneer way up there. He's worked with dozens of people in the early

Speaker: pioneer, you know, electronic dance music, all that shit. Anyway, whatever. He felt comfortable enough to share a story that he'd had when his business was sold out from Androm. His wife left. He lost his home, his wife. He was at rock fucking bottom and U2, the band U2 stepped in.

Speaker: and gave him a paid job, gave him 10 grand, told him to come on tour with him. Now, he hasn't told that story before. The man's been in the industry longer than I've been alive. We've been in the industry for 50 years. He was a drummer in the skids in the 70s. He's been going for years. He shared that story on that conversation that I had with him because he felt comfortable enough to share that story.

Speaker: And you wouldn't sit and talk to somebody for four hours sharing that kind of stuff if you didn't feel comfortable enough. Now granted, okay, I'm his friend. I've known him for a very long time. But allowing someone in the space to just talk without necessarily asking specific questions. I didn't have any questions from that night where we're just having a chat like you would with your mate down the pub. And he shared all this information that

Speaker: All his fans, there was thousands of people watching because all his social media was connected to HAPS. All these people were in there catching this that had never heard that story before. It's really important to drop your fucking ego when you're talking to other people. You're not the fucking star of the show. I'm not talking about you, I'm just talking about people who are having conversations or interviews with people. You're not the fucking star of the show. You're there to enable the best to shine.

Speaker: Yeah. And a lot of people don't seem to fucking understand that I'm not naming any names, but there are people that you and I both know and you'll know who I'm talking about who just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk about themselves. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. That's not that's not a good that's not a good podcast host or radio host or interviewer. That's not that's not what your job is. Well, that's that's the one thing when it comes to doing a show like the way we do.

Speaker: uh you you have to give someone else the opportunity to shine you know when we have guests on if somebody has a story it you have to learn when to shut the fuck up because a they're not want to go to come back and b everybody else is like well this motherfucker just talked about himself the whole time even though he's got you know tom cruise on his show he's talking over tom cruise so why would i go there so he can talk over me and tom cruises bigger than me and i yeah

Speaker: I've seen it. I've seen it happen on other people's team. Kimmel does that. Show me, baby. What are you ordering? Ordering! I now realize that I've just done a hell of a lot of talking just because I overdone one year and I'm conscious of that and I'm sorry. No, no, no. And I told Jen.

Speaker: I told Jeff, when we first, when Jeff and I first talked about, you know, wanting to get into interviewing and wanting to interview people, and again, shout out to Cam, because Cam did a lot of work behind the scenes to get, you know, we have kind of poured on the show and that was Cam. You know, we've had other people on the show, we've had Chris Chloe on the show. Who's writing in the background? What is that? I don't know. Connor, stop it.

Speaker: definitely sounds like somebody else. I called it. It was Connor. He played with himself. Yeah, we had Jeff's. We had we had Jeff's friend. Nice. From high school. He was a high school teacher and a stand -up comedian. Rob Durham on the show.

Speaker: Um, we had my guy, which eventually he'll be back on the show for like the third or fourth time. Rockley. And I told Jeff, I said, I want to do interviews, but I don't want to do those boring ass interviews where they come on and we ask them a bunch of stupid questions. They've already been asked a million times. I want them to feel like they're a part of the show.

Speaker: I mean, all of our guests and Brandon, he was a tight end for Clemson. He was a football player, but he played at Clemson University. He was a tight end. He was there with a lot of big name guys. He was an undrafted unsigned.

Speaker: pre agent and was signed with the New England Patriots. And he's, and he's still kind of a big deal down in Charleston. He's doing a lot of things, um, for the community and stuff like that. And, and we had him like, he's like, guys, I only have a half hour. I'm going to be in my car. Hopefully that's okay. Whatever, man. Dude was on here for almost an hour and a half. Yeah.

Speaker: as he came in because he felt comfortable enough to be there for an hour and a half. Well, and Chris Gluey came on not once, but twice. Chris Gluey came on and I remember that. And I mean, from boom, as soon as the fucking cameras went on, he went right after Jeff. Yeah. Well, I went at it.

Speaker: You know, he was breaking Jeff's balls and he had fun and he was like, dude, I guys, I want to come back. And I was like, really? Because we were talking after the show. He's like, I had fun. I would love to come back on the show. He still was on the show again.

Speaker: It's just schedule. He's got a weird schedule. Yeah. Well, he's got a busy schedule. That's what I like. I want to do the interviews and I want to have a guest on. And it's the same thing with the indoor challenge. I mean, Steve and I met simply through fucking I think it was like collab or something like that on stream. Collab. Yeah. On stream.

Speaker: And, you know, he came on the show and I've been on his show. And, you know, now I call, I call Steven a friend. I think Steven's a great guy. He's an up and comer. He's got a lot of drive, a lot of hunger, and he wants to, he wants to do something. But he's a friend and he comes on and hangs out with us. K Mac. I didn't know him from fucking Adam. I think we just kind of popped into each other's gaming streams. And all of a sudden he's up on the show one night and

Speaker: half hour into the show, you would have thought him and I have known each other our entire lives. You know, so I do pride myself on that. You just on the same wavelength as someone, you know, and that's cool.

Speaker: I, I really, I pride myself on that that ladies and gentlemen, I'm not the monster that you guys try to paint me out to be. I'm really not. Fucking lie. You are. You are. As soon as you said that the everybody in this. I don't need you. I don't need you. I don't need this guy. I don't need him. I don't need him. I'm going to shut up. Fuck them all.

Speaker: Oh, fuck.

Speaker: I fucking hate you. Fucking bitch. Just remember everyone, he says he doesn't have an ego. No, I'm just kidding. Why are you saying you're just kidding? The truth. There's the ego right there on his shoulder. Oh, trust me. I know he's been. I think a lot of Glick's ego is actually bravado. Well, I mean, like, I'm using through your bullshit.

Speaker: When you're able to do a show, he wasn't loved enough as a child. It's okay. We give it. It's not an ego. And I've said it, you know, this is me in real life. You know, I like to have fun. I like to joke around. And as Jeff has said, because Jeff has known me longer than pretty much anybody in my life.

Speaker: Jeffers done me for 25 years. It's like you get less for Mark. Yeah, I'm just saying. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I got to head out. So how do you and good night? Yeah. I love you, buddy. He got you. You want to talk about nothing? He totally got in trouble. You want to talk about an up and coming musician? I'm going to have on a show sometime. That fucking guy right there, Connor. Yeah, boy can say.

Speaker: He can sing and he can play guitar. I want him to start recording. So do it. Oh, no, I won't. But I want him to start recording. If you can't get him to line up with when you're live, do it on Zoom, pre -record it and put it out. I can get Connor on the show anytime I want. But what I was going to say to you is there will be people that you want to contact, that you want to be on your show that might not be able to make it live.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, I've already. Yeah, I've already thought about that and playing that. Mm hmm. But no, I mean, yeah, like the ego is just it's it's a gimmick. It's just something I just play it up. I just play it up for the show. But anyways, I mentioned we got a little serious. So during the break, I went out there to get a couple of beers and talk to Nicki for a minute. I want to ask you guys something. Sure. Do any of you guys

Speaker: Okay, now he's on he's got us on tinder hooks where that was a fucking We'll be back next week for the full question Question will be asked after the break So Nikki's watching a 90 -day fiance

Speaker: Yeah. Let me ask you guys. Do you guys know what a shrimp job is? A what? What? A shrimp. A shrimp jump. No. That is not what I thought you said either. I know. I thought he said a shrimp jump. I was like, when I got it. I didn't crackled when he spoke. So it kind of like broke up. So I missed what you said. It sounds like a rim job. Not going to lie. Yeah. Did you say rim job? What did you say?

Speaker: How do you spell it? A shrimp. Don't, don't, don't, don't Google it, Jeff. Don't Google it, Jeff. No, I'm not Googling it. I just want to know what it says, so I can read it. So shrimp? Like shrimp cocktail. Okay. Crunk cocktail. Crunk cocktail. Job? J -O -P? Job. Yeah. Job. Like the seafood, shrimp. Job.

Speaker: I wasn't sure if you were saying jump job or it sounds like a euphemism for muff diving. That's what it sounds like. All right. Are you guys, what'd you, what'd you say, baby? I said like a blowjob or a hand job.

Speaker: Jesus. That's what Nikki plays with your penis. Is that what we're calling it? Is that what we're calling it? A little shimpy dick. Is that your new nickname? Something called micro penis. OK. I think it has to do everything with your micro penis. It's a sexual act. OK. A shrimp job is what they call it when you suck on your partner's toes.

Speaker: Do we want to call that toe sucking? Why would you call it? I was going to say, why? Why do you call it toe sucking? Because in public I can't say I suck on your toes. I was going to say that the shrimp job sounds more closer than the actual thing. I was going to say. Welcome to the show, Mark. Where you been, buddy? Happy New Year. I mean, it kind of sounds like...

Speaker: I thought it was when somebody had sex with me. Nobody knows what to fucking say now. It's called security. Yeah. So are you asking? Are you asking if anybody's done it? Would you settle down? Well, I mean, I wasn't, but now I am now. Now he's curious. He's like, I suck on my wife's toes. My wife's got sexy people.

Speaker: That's your new uniform. Put it on. No, it is not. Yeah. So, Jeff, you enjoy. Do you get do you get anything from that or is she just? No. Is she the she get? No, it's like it's like it's like it's like in a moment. It's in a it's in the moment kind of thing. It's like, you know, the action thing is going on. Oh, I think it's it's it's we're happening in your mark. It's

Speaker: I can't say it on the show. Who has a foot by the table? I know certain people have a thing for feet. I don't get that. I honestly don't get the whole foot fetish thing. Did you ever cut it? Yeah, I was going to say feet. Don't do anything for feet. No, because I've literally seen, you know, I used to date this chick that like she'd constantly walk around barefoot. And I'm like, you know, I don't even put those on the bed because gross.

Speaker: Yeah, but why would you? Okay. Okay. I gotta go. Okay. Because you're the first one that piped up and nobody else really piped up yet. I don't care because everybody else is scared of chicken. If you don't get anything from it, she doesn't get anything from it. Well, no, it's, it's okay. So, so she gets a little bit from it, but it's not like it's, she does like it, but it's like, it's a, it's not all the time thing. It's like, we're really getting into it. You know, we're putting this work. I have a question.

Speaker: He's forty -two seconds into the section. Alright. Nicki just dropped that onion and meat. Just dropped that fucking clanger. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So, so, okay. So, a little, little background. While we, while we were on break and the music was playing, I went out to go get beer. And when I go out there to get beer during the show, during breaks, I always... She asked you to suck her toes.

Speaker: Yes. Yes, you did. Get the corn. Get the corn. I rip my stock off when I'm walking down the hallway. I do a little sexy strut and I get my sock off and I'm like toes. Suck up, girl.

Speaker: Let's just like that better. Oh. You want in on this conversation? Jarvis, Jarvis, do y 'all got something to tell us?

Speaker: No, I just asked Alyssa if she wanted to join in on this conversation because, you know, she's supposed to be promoting that she's got a gaming channel coming soon, but, you know, Jeff saw the keyboard before he even started talking. The show is going to shift to me and everybody else's wives and girlfriend because they're way prettier than their significant others.

Speaker: Actually, I'm just kidding. It's just going to be Nikki and all of like Jeff's wife, Steven's wife, and K -Mag's the only single dude. So I guess I don't have a wife. I was about to say K -Mag will still be here. The illusion like Jesus.

Speaker: You can have ran with that for days. So like somebody took you off, man. Apparently, I've got testicles now. Well, somebody's taking you off, man, because they were so bad. Someone put me off. Marcus, Marcus, we haven't ran out of things to talk about. Have you ever, you know this show and you know me better than that. Stop it, Maestro. No. So she's watching 98. Was it one of the guys or one of the guys? Oh, sorry. Married at first sight.

Speaker: I don't know. I can't. I can't keep track of these shows. Was it the guy or the girl? It's not the Australian thing. So, you know, I miss the times when you didn't watch reality TV, sir. I miss the times when I didn't watch reality. She has got me so wrapped up into these shows where I yell at her. We were watching the show. What was that? Yeah. Yeah. If you go back, if you go back to when I mentioned watching reality shows, he gave me the biggest shit for it. Oh, he gives me shit every day.

Speaker: I give her shit too, but I can't help but freaking watch her and then I get sucked into her and then she's going to watch it without me. Yeah, exactly. And that's what I tried to explain to you back then. Yeah. And then I come home from work one day and she's watching it and I'm like, yo! No, it was after a podcast. It was after the podcast. She was watching the reunion for Love is Blind. And I'm like, I just watched this. I want to know what's going on.

Speaker: Are they still together? You become invested in this. There was a couple that I really liked. The chick was like, what, 15 years older than the guy? That's an unusual dynamic. Yeah, it was it was it was the young dude that looked like Miles Garrett and the old Mexican chick or Latino chick Dominican. I did it when she was older than me. She was 14 years old. I thought she was a lot older.

Speaker: But anyways, married Mary was not new to her. She's, she's always watched it, but apparently the girl was in the toe sucking and they, and they call it a shrimp job. And apparently Jeff was into sucking toes because he's the only one that piped up.

Speaker: I'm not afraid of my kink. If I was given the choice of things to suck, it would not be toes. I'm just saying. You're hooking up on the chick that's got something to suck other than our toes and boobs.

Speaker: Who said anything about hookup matching? What was the trick? Because somebody's taking you off men. I'm just saying. But we had this conversation. Life would be so much better. We're living your women only now, damn it. Life would be so much better. But unfortunately, I do like to talk too much for that to be the case. I don't think anybody really caught the genius of what Jeff just said.

Speaker: I was just sweeping over it.

Speaker: I mean, I feel like we should not sweep over that. I feel like this would be an adventure conversation at this point. Like Jeff said, they were like really in the moment. And then he was just like, oh, there's a foot there. Nom, nom, nom. Yeah, it was apparent. But it's not like it's not. I think we've done it like three times. You just did. Nom, nom, nom, nom.

Speaker: What's the sound you make when you suck? I really hope that's not the sound that he makes when he's sucking on you. I'm just saying, I'm not. I don't think there's ever going to be a time, and Nikki and I have really been in the moment, and it's been hot in the end. Oh, God. Never once, but I think I'm safe. I think I can safely vouch for Nikki on this conversation, and say, I want - You're afraid you're going to become the chick that snucks on Steve Carell's toes?

Speaker: I don't think I don't think it's ever crossed Nicki's mind once when we've been hot and heavy and in the moment to just grab one of my feet and just be like

Speaker: And vice versa. If I ever had her be propped up on my shoulder, and I'm just going to town. You're talking about the guy that says good game after. Let's be honest. Smacks your ass that says good game. Knowing that that's coming.

Speaker: That's what skills it, really? I'm not going to accidentally just grab your foot. And it's not like she's going to accidentally during six shove a couple fingers at my asshole and I'm like, whoo, I like that. You know, wait, you don't like that? What's wrong with you? I just had Jack Dino on the fucking door. Mark, Mark, you act like it's your first time here.

Speaker: We've been friends since Periscope and now I'm nasty. Now I'm nasty. Do you remember the Periscope days? You are a good host of the show and keeping everyone engaged. Did you ever ever at any school? No, no, it's just, it's, it's, it comes natural, man. Thank you. It's just the guests that come on the show. Yeah, we're all catting them. It's his show. I do everything.

Speaker: He hands us a script. Yeah, it's all pretty script. Yes. Except for my dog being in the camera. That's not scripted. Every time K -Mag gets his script, he goes like, fuck this. I'm going off script, man. You know what you got? You know what you hired? Oh, you guys. Let me have my moment.

Speaker: No, in all honesty, it does. It's 100 % comes natural. It's just who I am. But thank you for the compliment. Fuck these assholes. All right, num num, we'll give you your moment. Num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num

Speaker: It's gonna be like toes in his mouth. You come up with a meme, it has to be Cookie Monster. He is for toes and I like toes. I don't know, just toe stuffing is weird to me. Feet are weird to me.

Speaker: I agree. I agree. Most, most feet I'm out, but my wife has beautiful feet. Nikki has cute toes too, but it's not like they're like, like I'm just like, Oh my God, I'm so turned on by your feet right now. I can't help myself. I have to, I'm sorry. I can't control myself. What are you motorboat or toes?

Speaker: We got to warm them up before we suck them guys. All right, we got a motorboat. Slobber, slobber, slobber. If you're accepting what you just witnessed, you shouldn't be watching the show.

Speaker: Yeah, I kid if I ever went at her feet when we were having sex, I would expect her to kick me deadass in the face. Hey, honey, give me the Adam Venatori. Glick. Like that might be your son getting kicked in the face.

Speaker: Maybe he's in to being punished. Maybe that should be the masochist. I want a mouth full of toes and a foot in the face. Yeah, give me the Adam Vinnitary.

Speaker: I mean, we already talked about when I'm going to put her toe. OK, listen, hear me, hear me out with your other foot. I want you to take me in the side of the thing. It's really going to get me off. I'm just saying it's going to be amazing. Hashtag and inventory.

Speaker: I feel like Adam Vinay Terry would probably cause a lawsuit after that when he would not want to be anything known with that. I was going to say, Glick's going to become a sub to his old lady, and he's just going to be abused all every day for the rest of his life. What happened? He's stuck on these toes, boy. This is walking the house, take her boot off. Put him in your mouth, you little bitch. You looking right? Put him in your mouth, you little bitch.

Speaker: be a good Quentin Tarantino. Be a good Rex Ryan. Yeah. Oh, good god. I think we need him on our side right now. Okay. That's all I'm saying. Well, so anyways, welcome to Nonsense for Nonsense.

Speaker: motorboat some toes we got the cookie monster now Jeff toes away from it. Oh Mark I love you dude. I love the hell out of Mark. Mark's one of my OGs. Mark's been around since Periscope and I love the hell out of that dude. Yeah, that's enough internet for one day. I just woke up.

Speaker: And so you didn't even need coffee to wake up. You just had to hear about the quarters of... Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,

Speaker: for anyone that's had guests on their show have you ever had that one guest where you like you try and get them to like answer a question and all it was is like yeah that's happened where it's just like an easy answer they don't go into any depth or anything it's just like one second answer

Speaker: That's that's actually all I hear is micro penis and the shrimp chops. Yeah, actually. What I do, I go num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num

Speaker: did you just say shrim job? Shrimp jobs. Shrimp jobs. Yeah but he didn't say that. He said shrim jobs. I think he tried to say shrimp but it cut out. Good morning. For London Gardening. Shrimp jobs. I'm really liking this uh meme generator.

Speaker: All right, I suppose guys I should probably get going sorry to be killed joy One of these days um Jarvis like Jeff and Glick said we're all gonna pitch together and buy you a lamp for that dark corner your fucking apartment and

Speaker: Oh my fucking, you know what, fuck all y 'all. Kidding, kidding, kidding. Kidding, laggie. You're a nice person. You're a nice person. Alyssa's got her toes. Hey Jarvis. Jarvis, Alyssa's waiting on that toe job. It's right beside you. Get them fucking ugly ass sandbags. Somebody just fell. Somebody just fell. Here, here, here. Fuck. All right. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: I'm that poor disgusting attempt of that. I'll talk to you all later. Later Jarvis. See ya. Have a good one. That's funny. Jeff's just over there killing it with the memes. He's his element just doing his thing. I do a ton of computer work for work.

Speaker: Another thing that I do for work. Two toes is all you can do, Glick. Do you never mute your mic when you walk away, Glick? No, he doesn't. There's a reason why I have a sound for when he's taking a piss. Oh my god. You like your second toes?

Speaker: seems so random like yeah that's that's kind of a random thing

Speaker: Yeah, he had to run away. He got to lose. I mean, that's why I was here. I was in his face. Yeah. So I'm thinking there may be a shrimp job involved here in a little bit. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,

Speaker: He forgot beer. He forgot beer. He was too busy sucking toes. He forgot the beers. Priorities. Apparently Jarvis is jumping out a window now. Hey, buddy, don't do that. It'll hurt. I promise. I did not forget beer, Jeff. You asshole. I still have beer back here on my desk. He forgot to suck the toes. I forgot my toes used.

Speaker: No, I forgot my vape juice. Is that what we're calling it these days? Yeah, that's what we're calling it. All right. Okay, I'm disappointed now. I thought we found a new euphemism. I can't. I can't. Yeah, I mean, vape juice is after the show.

Speaker: I was also telling Mickey, I should just say, you know,

Speaker: You won the show again. That's a start. I feel like, sorry, Geoff, I didn't mean to talk over you. No, go ahead. I feel like Glick just floated that out there.

Speaker: to find out what the response would be to only fans content. Like I think I feel like it's like market research. Next OnlyFans just shows Nicki's ankle from all the way to the rest of her foot and it's in his mouth. My next video, my first video ever on OnlyFans, it just starts with a close up of Nicki's foot and it zooms out and as it zooms out,

Speaker: You're gay fans are going to be so disappointed. You better use my foot. Do you remember on Periscope, you'd get people all the time, people on the time, like, you know, you get perverts coming and saying, you know, open Bob's show Bob's show. Right. And you would like have your

Speaker: hand like this right up against the camera. Hang on, I don't know if I can do it on here. I don't know if it'll be the same. It's not quite the same as on your, you'd have your hand like this right up against the camera, right? To make it look like cleavage or a bumhole or whatever, right? And all these people would come into your stream and then you'd pull your hand away and they would realise they'd been diddled.

Speaker: They'd come in your stream, all right? They did. They used to flock in, because you used to have a... What do you call it? A stream? Like a preemptive stream, showing you... before you actually went into the stream. That's what I'm talking about. It's called a...

Speaker: It was like a lobby. It kind of showed like the, you know, yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like you could kind of see what was happening before you actually went into the stream and all these fucking perverts would come flocking in and they would think, you know, it was cleavage or an arch crack or whatever.

Speaker: I kind of missed doing that. The other thing was people would say, you know, show bobs and I would kind of like have something maybe, you know, kind of, it wasn't up to here, it was maybe to here. I'd pull it down and I'd pretend like I was going like this with my bra. Right. And then I would suddenly go, I've got something for you like this. It's like fridges it from the cleavage kind of thing. I miss, I miss fucking with people. Hey Mark, first and foremost, you were consensual in all those diddlings. Right.

Speaker: I don't know. Diddled means the same thing in the States as it does. Oh, it does. It's universal. Diddled is like I actually... Marcus from the UK. Yeah. So over here, if someone's diddled someone, it means that they've cheated them.

Speaker: Yeah, they got it. If someone's diddled, you're changed. They've given you the wrong change. Oh, yeah. No, that's not what he's talking about. You diddled. You're thinking diddled. Yeah, you're thinking diddled. Yeah, definitely. I know exactly what she made the most. I diddled, all right. And it wasn't with my hand. But it was consensual, god damn it. It was consensual. Yeah, I got the sign consent form.

Speaker: While you have a new fan. Oh, I know what I'm doing. Almost done. Almost done. Give me 30 seconds. You like that, Alan? Your toes are so different. You're first and foremost, if I know one thing,

Speaker: Your toes is a lot of the good old fashioned. You know what? You know what? Now I understand why Ted and Fireman Rages don't come on this show. I guess Ted, I guess Ted left. He was lurking there for a while and I think he dropped out. I think it was too much. Oh, got a little bit too much for him. I understand why they don't come on my show and I'm not real hungry invited on their shows.

Speaker: what are you going to do? You're giving enough, you're giving enough time. Give it enough time. Good. I mean, you guys could be better.

Speaker: You won the night and she's like, what are you talking about? I didn't do anything. I was like, really? You're the one that told me about trip jobs. She was also the one that came back here with the dusty spoke conversation.

Speaker: Yeah, that that's still I. She was like, she was like, what? Jeff is still calls himself Dusty Spunk. And I was like, well, because it's still funny. Hang on a minute. It was me that named Jeff Dusty Spunk. Well, she came back and she had the she had the TikTok video. And then we were talking about Dusty Spunk. Yeah. And I had her send it to me and I was like, no fucking way is the thing. Well, face face, blue smile and face blue smile and face blue. Why? What the hell? Why didn't it just? No idea what that is.

Speaker: It's an emoji. Wow. Don't even get me started on you, technician. I know you like to suck tones, you weirdo. Christopher got that technician. You can find me on footfinder .com. Emotes click emotes. I figured they were emotes, but I don't know why they didn't come up.

Speaker: I think that maybe because they're youtube. I think the twitch ones come up. Yeah, twitch ones do come up, but the youtube ones Not necessarily You're on jokes in the background just over here like

Speaker: I'm thinking, when I'm standing in the gates of hell, what did you do to get here? Well? Well, listen, if it's just a little bit of tool sucking, I can think of worse things that people do.

Speaker: uh, uh, uh, Satan, Lucifer, uh, fallen angel. I don't know what I'm supposed to call you. I understand there's a restraining order and she made an exception to allow me down here, but let me introduce you to my podcast and that'll, that'll explain why I'm here. What happens between consent and adults?

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, I don't like this. Trust me. I feel like we we rape a lot of ear holes. I'm sorry. Grape. A lot of ear holes. Oh, whoa, whoa. Hey, you know, I'm right. You're a little prevert. I sit here and watch this. Surely that's what it is. Well, yeah, I was going to say anybody who watches the show are definitely going to be hanging out with me in hell.

Speaker: You guys are. That ain't no **** You gotta send me some of these memes. That is funny. I can send them all to you. I still have them all saved. I can only put one at a time. So, I can so I can put them on our social

Speaker: Yeah. Get back here and suck on these toes, boy. Check that rock one again, Jeff. Check the rock. Oh, OK. Look at this, baby. One second. Give me a second. I had to delete it because I'm bad at it. I hate it first. You're a frickin' Mexican. I thought Momena is on a gusto. She just put her head down.

Speaker: Oh, there's the other one. There's the second one. I don't always suck toes, but when I do, I go, no, no, no, no, no, no. The most interesting click in the world. I can only I can only put two up at a time, so I have to delete them. Did I say that? Stream yard thing or. No, yeah. You can only have 100 things on there. Well, that includes songs.

Speaker: uh the background photos that recruits all the photos like the the this one you know stuff like that so certain ones we don't get rid of because we don't have them saved you know because there's nobody better than me but we always leave space to add something on the fly and that's the wonky one the actual good one's hanging up on the on the wall

Speaker: Yeah. So you, you can, uh, yeah, like Jeff said, you got a hundred, you got to, you got for pictures, videos, and all that, you got like a hundred slots, but however, I did learn just recently that you can create whole new brands. And that's what I did for, uh,

Speaker: that my music show. I created a whole new brand so it doesn't so you didn't have to delete stuff so you get does that enable you to have more stuff for that brand or well actually I can switch back and forth between brands come here so right but does that tell the background change

Speaker: Does that double up how many things you can have? Correct. All right. So you're not sharing the same stuff that's there. It's like you can have 200. Correct. So I can have 200. And we can put a bunch of brands. So like ones that I will use for dollars and cents, I'll create another brand for it. For pennies and pennies. What did you call it? Pennies and nickels and nickels and dimes. Pennies and nickels and dimes make 11 cents. Pennies and dimes. That was it. Pennies and dimes.

Speaker: He's a cheeky fucker, eh? You gotta get her mouth open, though. Yeah, she's a whore. I'm not being a whore. Oh! Whoo! Oh, got to get my finger out! Oh, got to get my finger out! Oh, it's got to get my finger out! Oh, they're talking about the dog.

Speaker: She didn't go num, num, num, num, num. I feel really sorry for you. I feel really sorry for your listeners who listen on the audio and not on the video because when someone's a whore and we're all like, who is he talking about? And it's the fucking dog. So our dog has got an upset stomach. Now my finger is pink. And Nikki's trying to give her Pepto Bismol because she's been throwing up and she's like burping and farting and everything else.

Speaker: So I was trying to hold her and I was trying to open her mouth and she was like chomping on my fucking finger. And she was not nom, nom, nom, you know, my finger. Whatever you gotta say to sleep better at night, big boy. Your secret's safe. You've only put it all over the internet, but it's okay. We'll keep it safe. Right? No, no, no, no, no, no. Nobody will know. Well, me and my dog do. It's just between us and the entire internet.

Speaker: You know what? I feel like you guys are just jealous. Yeah, we're jealous of the dog, Norman, on your finger. She was not nomming on my finger. She was trying to bite that son of a bitch off. Well, thank God it wasn't about Willie.

Speaker: I don't know what she's into. Why would your game willing to be in her mouth? Hey, what you do with the peanut butter jar and your dog? Says the person that brought it up.

Speaker: Okay, that just killed the conversation entirely. What do you see after that? I feel like this should be the time when I'm making a sharp exit because I'm just like, I don't know what to see. Anyways, the weather in Ohio right now is 42 degrees Fahrenheit, light rain, some snow and

Speaker: in North Dakota, South Dakota, basically the same thing wherever K -Bag is. The weather is cold and they have 75 inches of snow. Jeff is a balmy 75 degrees. 78, yeah. In Cancun and in Edinburgh where Leggy is, it is four degrees Celsius. It's minus two.

Speaker: It's getting ready to rise. What's the minus two Celsius in Fahrenheit? Minus two degrees degrees Fahrenheit. Twenty eight point four. We're basically the same weather. Yeah, as I said, it's nineteen here. We don't have seventy five inches of snow though. We haven't really got any fucking snow.

Speaker: I agree, Mark. I agree a hundred fucking percent. We've got fog at the moment and it's like something out of fucking John Carpenter film. When you look on the ring door. Sorry, sorry. Go for it. Go for it. Go, go, go. Jump in while you got a chance. I was going to say, no, we don't need to make a statue of this man. He's already got a fucking belt. You don't shut up about it. Look, I don't ever bring out my belt unless somebody else brings up, but I would like to take a moment to honor my guy, Mark.

Speaker: My best friend Mark, he is 100 % right. I am a national treasure here in Ohio and they should make a statue of me and put me at the Capitol building. Hang on. A national treasure here in Ohio. Trust me, it's Ohio or nothing. Is that a national treasure? None of the other states matter. It's all about Ohio and America.

Speaker: I think you've missed her point. She said national and Ohio. Ohio is not national. It is American. Ohio is a state. Therefore, it's national.

Speaker: They should actually change the name to the United States of Ohio. I love that Jeff understood what I was saying and was trying so hard to translate it for me. I know what you're saying, but you're not listening to me. That's how Chris goes in the living room, goes in there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Until we meet again.

Speaker: Yeah, listen to me. It's the United States of Ohio. Okay. Now I know what's wrong with it. It's not America. Everything makes sense now. Now I know why it's in the shit. It's Ohio and it's the United States. That don't matter.

Speaker: Uh, hence I am a national treasure. Trust me, trust me. Like you've witnessed me walk this dog when, when Bathurst was on here, I can always bring it back around. I Jeff and Tony and Connor and somebody else spent three hours one night trying to make it a point to where I was going to lose. And I still kept turning it around on them.

Speaker: we're talking about people who like to talk about themselves let me talk about myself it's my show no no no i'm not talking about you i'm talking about the people you just mentioned or someone that you just mentioned oh well he likes to talk about himself you know well you know what maybe we're all just jealous because we're not influencers like them i'm just behaving myself

Speaker: Hello, my name's Glick and I'm a terrible human being. But that is one person who does grind my gears. He does that a lot. He constantly talks about himself when he's interviewing people. I mean, I had that person on my show. Who walked that little doggy right into the. I know, I know. And I was I was messaging you behind the scenes saying like, like I was pissing myself laughing because it was so elegantly done, actually.

Speaker: I told it. It was very elegant. I was very proud of you, actually. I knew what I was doing. But you made it look like you didn't know what you were doing. You made it look like that's why it was elegant, because it just seemed. I like like like that little. What the hell was that guy's name in that that movie? Remember that movie, Jeff? I know you know it. Master of disguise. Yeah. Oh, Harvey. Harvey.

Speaker: I'm great at playing stupid. I can, I can do the dance all day long. See now, I don't know you, when you're saying you're good at playing stupid, I'm sitting here thinking, okay, is this all an act? Does Glick have an IQ of 164? Is he a member of Mensa? Like is it all actually an act? I promise you he doesn't. I promise you I don't have an IQ of 164. I'd be curious to know what my IQ is. However,

Speaker: You can test that. I get way smarter than I portray. I like the bar to be set low. And for this reason and this reason alone, and I might be setting myself up for failure, but it is what it is. This is how I've lived my life. If people have low expectations of me, it's very easy to impress. Manage expectations. Yes. Well, that's why you... And then exceed expectations.

Speaker: understate and overdeliver. Like my ex, my ex mother -in -law and I, one night, we were back years ago, we were hanging out at her house and we were watching Jeopardy and I was just killing it to highlight every question, just banging them out. And she paused it and she was like, you're a lot smarter than people think you are, aren't you?

Speaker: And before I looked at her and before I even had a chance to answer, she's like, you're not as dumb as I thought you were. I'm like, there's a backhanded compliment, but it's a compliment. I mean, I guess no, I mean, it's, I mean, I'd be careful who you're talking to considering, but yeah, but no, I just, I don't, I doubt, I don't, I would be curious to know about, I want to take an IQ test now. You can, you can do that.

Speaker: I'll send you a link to where you can do that click. I had mine tested when I was 19. I know now that the age of 42, I'm not going to explain to you why I needed to have that done at the age of 19, but I had my IQ tested and I know that I have dropped IQ points in the internet. I'm aware of that. I can feel it because my brain's not being stimulated. Yeah. I mean, you're hanging out with us.

Speaker: You are the top of our food chain, young lady. I will say one thing. There's a certain app that we've all been, well, you and I have both been members of Glick. Does it rhyme with Fantina?

Speaker: It does. Where I actively feel like I'm dropping IQ points or I'm having conversations with people on there. Like I actually feel like my IQ is dropping. Oh, I agree 100%. I actually feel that when I'm conversing with you guys. And you guys never realized this is why I don't go on stupid apps like that. I got better shit to do. Bigger fish to fry. Well, I was talking to that.

Speaker: And I thought I was doing the right thing in order to stay in touch with certain people. But then when you get to the point where you're like, you know, folks are given anymore. Like, I don't need to I don't need to stay in touch with any of those people.

Speaker: I feel like I've been a good influence on that zero -fuck -given mentality. No, the zero -fuck -given mentality. Oh, see, this is the thing. Remember, we had this conversation that we are actually quite stellar up here. Give me a little bit. Just give me a little bit. You love it. No, I've always been very much...

Speaker: Zero fucks are given for the vast majority of people. If I care about someone, then yes, I do care what they think. But people who I don't really know or there are acquaintances on the internet, I've never given a fuck. And that's why I can say what I'm thinking and that's why I can stand on the island and point out even people I don't get along with. If I feel they're being mistreated, I will say something because I don't give a fuck if people are going to come at me for it because I don't need to be liked. I've said that all along.

Speaker: I'm not here to be liked. I'm just here to do an entertaining show. I feel like one of the biggest examples of people will hear in the States. I mean, you might know who he is. Like one of the biggest examples of people doing a radio show and not doing it to be liked. Well, it used to be that way. Now he's a fucking left wing nutbag. Sorry to the left wing nutbags, but fuck you.

Speaker: have a great show, y 'all. What's up to you, big dog? Yeah. Good luck to the new job, man. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Have a good one, y 'all. See you later. Love when you say like left wing, I'm a **** socialistic like you're not going to get any more. Which is their left wing. I get that. No, but but but

Speaker: Your definition of a left wing and ours is too totally different. But what I was going to say, which makes sense for the reason I call him a left wing nutbag now, because this man made a career and is worth is a billionaire and he created a career on being hated. And now all of a sudden he's just. Howard Stern Howard Stern.

Speaker: He is! Have you seen anything new he's done? Didn't you want to talk about the most vaccinated person on the planet? How?

Speaker: The reason why yeah that we won't get into that conversation but it's like it the whole vaccinated thing was a Lot of people on the right were like fuck that I don't need it. No, that's not where I was going with the Howard Stern understood but well the thing is with Howard Stern is Somebody on the left says it Howard Stern will repeat it

Speaker: Most people who have a basic understanding of like very basic biology and chemistry understand that vaccinations are generally. Vaccinations normally. COVID vaccinations? It was saline, stop it. I'm vaccinated. I'm not.

Speaker: Still not. I wasn't, but it's not because I'm anti -vax, it's because I've got allergies to things that are components within that and I was advised to not be vaccinated. But I believe that vaccinations are a good thing. And I absolutely 100 % talked my mother into going for hers because she was vulnerable. I've said it several times on the show. I wasn't anti -vax or pro -vax. My thing was

Speaker: If you want to get it done, because it is, it was not my choice. I had to get it for work. I had to, I, if I didn't get vaccinated, I was going to get fired at the time I needed the job that I had. So I was kind of so well, but even before that, my thing was, if you want to get back, just educate yourself. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: ask questions, do proper education. The whole list of ingredients were on the government's, certainly UK government's website. Well, the UK and the US are 100 % different on that one. But that's the thing. It's the internet, Jeff. It's still easily accessible. You could have looked it up just because it's in the UK. Even before I was forced to get vaccinated, and that's what it was.

Speaker: You are welcome, sir. Nice. I have a lot of friends that are in the medical field, nurses, doctors, whatever. Are you okay? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: I really, guys, I need to nip to the loo. I was kind of hoping there might have been a break coming up. No, go ahead. Go ahead. I'll be back. Drop your camera and bounce. Take your camera with you. I mean, drop your camera. Wait, that's my line. I know. Once again, my line.

Speaker: No, he's not in the living room and I hear her go, oh my God. And I'm like, are you okay? She's like, I am, but your dog's ass ain't. All of a sudden it's your dog. When there's a problem, it becomes your dog. When it does something great, it's hers. Yeah, apparently she's not there farting up a storm and stinking up a little living room. Nice. Dog's like, she's like, am I? Am I? Shake this out. Oh yeah, there it is.

Speaker: She sounds like me, but smells like you, right? She didn't hear me. She said, Oh, I heard you. Oh, Jeff, drop that link. Drop that link. Everybody. If you guys are in here watching, you guys are hanging out. If you want to come in and jump up, uh, you see, we had K mag and Steven and Connor was here and ladies hanging out with us and

Speaker: Jeff and I are still doing our thing when lady comes back. I'm going to continue my thought on the vaccinations, but my fucking finger smells like Pepto -Bismol.

Speaker: your finger smells like Pepto -Bismol. That's something I ever heard. Yeah, because that's what we were trying to do. Oh, that's what we were trying to do to Suze. We were trying to give her Pepto because of her upset. Right. You can give your adult Pepto -Bismol and it'll help them start something. Yeah. Oh, I know. I had my finger in her fucking mouth. I had her, like, fished on it, fished on it, trying to keep her mouth open so Nikki could pour it down her. That's what I said. She's like, she was, like, biting my finger off. I got a good one for you, sir. Uh -oh.

Speaker: Indeed. I have all these ready. I have all these ready. So as soon as we get off the show, I can send them to you. To be fair. To be fair. Hilarious. This is by far one of the funniest goddamn shows that I don't think anybody expected.

Speaker: Well, and it's you know, they don't they don't push. They don't push anything. They they just want to be funny. They're like us. Well, yeah. And like a lot of times, though, they'll take a joke. And I love how they'll they'll take a joke and they'll they'll beat a dead horse with it. Oh, and then and then like they just shit. What's his name? The main character, Peter. Peter, Peter. No, I'm talking about no, no, no, I'm talking about letterkitting.

Speaker: Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. I ran this course. I'm talking about letter Kenny being incredibly funny, but they'll take a joke. I can't think of the lead, the lead character. I can't think of his name. Wayne. Yeah, Wayne. Like they'll take a joke and they'll beat a dead horse with it. And then Wayne will just do something like make a motion or object to that. And then they just stop.

Speaker: What? Why the hell would I say? I'm glad you took us to the bathroom with you. You know, I was actually waiting for you to say it was like, I got my fingers. I was like, please say mouth. Fingers straight up in the dog's ass. It was now my fingers smells like pepto fismal.

Speaker: Why are your dog's assholes mowing Pepto -Bizball? We're pouring the Pepto -Bizball down her ass. I had to ram for him up there and then open him up. Just spread the cheeks. And then we poured a bottle of Pepto -Ranger. Grabbed a funnel, shoved it in there. I also have a finger in her mouth to make her feel sexy.

Speaker: And she was biting my finger. No, I had my finger in her mouth. I was trying to hold her mouth open. Right. As I said, my fingers. Dogs, dogs don't like when you try to give them something good for them. They just don't like it, you know, but, but God forbid you drop a piece of hamburger on the floor, that fucker ain't going to stay. Did Jesus Christ, did she have to go to London to go to the goddamn loo? I guess.

Speaker: I got to go to the loo. Try to wait for her to come back. I'm not ready to grab one of these empty fucking cans and just go under the desk. Loo's house. She went to Loo's house to go to the bathroom. I can't leave Jeffalo to his own goddamn devices because I got plenty of memes I can play with. I'll sit here and start to speak. I'm going to the loo. I'm going to the loo.

Speaker: I was hoping to make a cup of tea as well whilst I was off. Oh, okay. I see. Why don't you just go for a break and then come back? We could do that. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go ahead and play a quickie song. I do love a quickie, Jeff. Go for it. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Don't lie.

Speaker: Actually, let's go ahead and play. Let's find a quickie here. You know what? I'm going to play one of my favorite songs. We're going to take a quick break. We're not going to do an ad or anything, but we'll be right back. We're going to go ahead, because I have to use the restroom as well. I've been sitting here dancing for the past five minutes. While everybody's going to the bathroom, we're going to play a quickie little cover of Africa's Todos.

Speaker: As morning winds reflect the stars that guide me towards our wish

Speaker: To do the things we never did

Speaker: I seem to cure what's deep inside Frighten off this thing that I've become

Speaker: I want to punch Jeff in the head so bad. I'm not the only person here. No, I want to punch Jeff in the head so bad right now. Why? Because dude, like straight up just pulled an e -brake on the whole show. It was totally my fault. I was in the middle of making a cup of tea. I'd been for a pee. He used to talk when I was in the kitchen. I was like, why don't you just have a break?

Speaker: Here, do you want to see my bougie, as you call it, my bougie teabags? Hosh. Fortnum and Mason's individually wrapped, Earl Grey. A teabag has a different meaning here in the States. I don't want to know about your teabag meaning. A couple more seconds, as Alan said. I do like a teabag. I'm going to go to the loo. Did you get a picture of the Big Ben while you were in fucking London? The hell? What was that?

Speaker: I got to go to the loo. I didn't know it was in fucking London. Did you at least go back to London and picked up my teabags? That's what I was doing. That's funny. I got distracted. I hadn't realized I had so many messages on my phone that I hadn't responded to.

Speaker: yeah it's just like we're gonna take a break we're not gonna do an ad or anything like that because that'd be way too much work for me but here's a fucking song i think he needed to pee as well i think everybody needed to pee like i think i was i was taking a piss and i'm like i mean i couldn't really hold on for much longer i had to go so i can't i mean

Speaker: We didn't have a lot of numbers, but every week there was a lot of people in here watching and then all of a sudden they just all went, see you later. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you see that in the private chat? I don't see anything in the private chat. Jeff said something in the private chat? What the hell? Oh, he's got to go get cigarettes. So it might be a while. I thought he was just nipping to the loot.

Speaker: Apparently, yes. It's just June, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you left for the fucking dregs. I came in and I ruined your fucking show. I'm sorry. I apologize. No, no, no. Just real quick to go back before everybody had to run away and go to the

Speaker: through the, uh, go to the party. But what I was saying about the, uh, vaccination chef is so anti -vax. It's really weird. And that's not what I meant for Howard. It's weird, like associate and left wing with vaccinations. Like that's not the two things I would put together. And I don't, I was never pro or anti, I am vaxxed. I feel like it was just saline. I think it was just salt and water at the end of the day.

Speaker: in America. I mean I think it was a vaccination. I can understand why conspiracy theories come to fruition and it's because people know that they're being lied to. They know that the government or governments are not being 100 % transparent and filling the blanks themselves. I think a lot of the conspiracy theories were wrong but in the absence of

Speaker: good communication and explanation for things. And it did seem very much like that vaccination was rushed, but then it was existing technology that was just adjusted, right? When you understand that it wasn't a brand new vaccine, that it was an existing technology that had been adapted. It makes more sense, but people weren't explained to people, you know? Well, what people don't understand is that, and I'm no expert by no means,

Speaker: I don't mean that in the smart ass way. I'm no expert. I'm just saying like, but what I, the, the, the limited knowledge I have was COVID -19 was not just a brand new thing. It was an, it was the 19th variant of

Speaker: Uh, I don't know if you want to call it a cold or coronavirus coronavirus is the term for the blanket term, the umbrella term for that virus. It's called COVID -19 because it was discovered in 2019. That's where the 19 comes from. Yeah. But so they were already working on a vaccine from my understanding, just from me talking to medical professions.

Speaker: Um, so a lot of people are like, Oh my God, it was rushed. It was rushed. It was rushed in actuality. It really wasn't. It was already been in the works. Um, and that's why I said, educate yourself. And if you want to get vaccinated, get vaccinated. If you don't don't, unfortunately for me, I, I had to, I was forced to, but I know people who got the vaccine and they had a lot of weird side effects. They made them sick. They were tired. They were sore. I had no.

Speaker: side effects whatsoever. But also at the same time in the height of COVID and Tony, Tony you might be listening or you're watching a replay and I know Tony likes to talk a lot about COVID because he had COVID I think once or twice, at least once. Well the thing is, well here's the thing, Glick, and I don't want to speak for Tony, but the thing is, Tony has long COVID symptoms.

Speaker: But so did I. And I, I wasn't vaccinated. I don't think it made any difference to whether or not

Speaker: people were either going to be affected by it a certain way or they weren't. I have a cousin who is seven years my junior. Everybody's body is different. She's seven years younger than me, right? And she's my first cousin. She was vaccinated and was so ill, she was almost hospitalised with it. For me, I had COVID. It felt very much like a heavy flu. And the worst thing for me was losing my sense of taste and smell. That was horrible.

Speaker: just feeling physically exhausted all the time. But there have been recurring things that have happened since. I do get memory fog sometimes. I have had chest pain sometimes. So, you know, and I don't want to go into a list of what the symptoms are, but I really genuinely don't think it made any difference whether or not you're vaccinated or not. I think different people are reacting to things differently.

Speaker: and some people who were vaxxed had bad symptoms or whatever and some people who weren't had the same like I just I think everybody reacts to things differently and I think it's it's

Speaker: this this theory of what's the vaccine that's made people sick. Well, when you're given someone a vaccine, you're literally giving them that disease. So the body's responding to the disease. That's what a vaccine is. You're giving them a small dose of whatever that is in order to trigger an immune response to that. That's what literally what a vaccination is. Well, yeah, exactly. I mean, you're you're introducing the body to that. Nikki Bailey. Can you come here for a second, please?

Speaker: I'll give you his mooches. She doesn't want to talk about the vaccine. I can understand why, because it's been done today. She had COVID. I was going to ask her. I didn't want to misspeak on her COVID experience. You see, I didn't see during the height of COVID. I never changed anything about my life. No, see, I did because I've got a vulnerable parent. Three times.

Speaker: What was it like? What was it like? Cause everybody's experiences. Do you have any long lasting or like long COVID stuff or anything like that? I never lost my sense of taste. Never lost my sense of smell with any of them. It was just like the first one I thought I was going to die. I was down and out for like three and a half weeks. I had COVID pneumonia and strep throat all at the same time. Oh Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. It was rough. The other two times was more just like an upper respiratory infection and a sinus infection. But I tested positive for COVID.

Speaker: So as I said, you know, it hits everybody differently. That's all. I didn't want to speak on you. I mean, like Otis got it right after I did because we were together and he was in the hospital for two and a half weeks. Like he was on oxygen and everything. Well, I had a friend of mine, the guy from Ohio. There was a whole big news article. There was a guy from Ohio. I actually knew him. Him and I played football together. We went to different schools. Um, we obviously were the same age in great shape.

Speaker: Like a physical specimen dude was like an amazing looking guy, worked out, did all this other stuff. And he actually, he got it and he got the phone at the same time and it killed him. Oh yeah. And here I am in the height of it. I didn't change anything.

Speaker: I didn't either. I work with the public so much. Well, yeah, you know, but you know, I was I was delivering for Napa at the time I was delivering car parts. So I was going all over Ohio. I was in all these others and all of our stores.

Speaker: I was in truck stops and everything like that. I was still going to the grocery store. I wasn't a masked guy. I mean, I wasn't like, I'm going to be an asshole and go into the grocery store and not wear a mask. If I went into the grocery store, I put my mask on. It wasn't that big of an inconvenience. I knew it wasn't going to do anything, but I'm not going to be that guy. Like Jeff was Jeff would be that guy that would only leave his house to go to the store and pick a fight with somebody because he wasn't going to wear a mask. But I never got COVID. So here's the thing, like,

Speaker: When COVID was first a thing. Sorry, I just read Mark's comment. That's funny. I love you Mark. COVID was first a thing. I actually traveled from one side of the planet to the other. I went from Scotland to Perth in Western Australia. Right? I got him by the way. Whilst I was on the aeroplane. On the way to Perth.

Speaker: they closed Perth, they closed Western Australia down, people were to quarantine. So that's when I went right at the height of the second week in March, boom, right in the middle of, you know, when everything was quarantined or whatever. I went from one side of the planet to the other and back with no mask. I do have

Speaker: some kind of weird OCD though. Even before COVID, I've got a thing about having clean hands. And it cracks me up. People are always harping on it, Tony, for having these antibacterial wipes or these Lysol or whatever. That's me. I've got my wipes sitting right next to me. I wipe everything. I use my hand gel all the time. And that's just me. I've got a thing about clean hands. So I did wipe everything down on the plane or whatever, but I wasn't masked. I did go from one side of the planet to the other.

Speaker: Are you, would you, would you consider yourself, and this is a serious question. Would you consider yourself a germaphobe or anything? There are things that I can't, this is going to sound so weird. Like I can't go into a lift, like what you call an elevator. I can't press the buttons.

Speaker: If I'm opening or closing doors to shops or something, I have to hold the handle with a piece of tissue or something. I can't touch the handle. If I'm standing at the crossing to cross the street, you know, the pedestrian crossing, I have to press the button with my keys or something. I can't touch it with my fingers. Nobody would even notice if I didn't mention it, right? Nobody would even notice if I didn't tell people, they wouldn't notice because I'm so good at just

Speaker: you know, muddling along, concealing it. Yeah. Right. Yeah, I will never. I mean, granted, I've only seen you like on your show in here with us or in your car, but I would have never guessed it. No. Like I don't know if it's product of my upbringing. You know, I grew up. But the thing I was getting at about traveling from one side of the planet, see that it was, I was one of those people who didn't believe it was a thing.

Speaker: I was one of those people who was thinking, this is over -exaggerated, how could I go from one side of the planet to the other and everything be okay? But. I gotta say, I'm honestly shocked by that. But. Well, I can understand there were things, there were, Macconstone is the law, Glick.

Speaker: Laws were being changed without going through normal statute. They weren't going through normal procedure. They were passing laws under the table without going through normal. And for me, that sets off alarm bells, right? It was like the government were taking full advantage of it. But I have a vulnerable parent. My mom's got diabetes and a whole slew of medical conditions because of that.

Speaker: I would rather have been wrong and wear the fucking mask. I isolated myself. I didn't have any kind of social interaction with anybody. I kept myself masked to keep my mum safe.

Speaker: And that makes sense. And I mean, I don't have parents. My parents died and I grew up in an orphanage. So even keeping my home, even people, even keep myself. But here's the thing. Even keep myself masked and keep myself isolated. The only time I would go out was to get her groceries. I so managed to get covered. Hmm. Yeah, like I said, I mean, I didn't change anything. I was doing my normal.

Speaker: What's up, Tony? Happy New Year, motherfuckers. Hey, honey fucker. I went. I've already, I've run alcohol. I only had two of those. Okay, so apparently Jeff, Connor, and I are the only fucking idiots in the world because I went out there and I said that to Nicky. No, I was the only fucking idiot in the world. You just proved to be. I said, hey, Tony, pop in. And he said, HNY fuckers. And Jeff and Connor and I thought he meant, thought he said, honey fuckers.

Speaker: She's like, it's happy New Year's stupid. Although I did see it sounded very sticky. Apparently we're the only, no, yeah, no, I didn't, I didn't change. And Tony and I have actually had a lot of conversations on the show about COVID and stuff like that, because I wasn't, I wasn't that guy. Like Jeff was, Jeff had COVID like 47 times and his goofy ass doctor told him he had to shave his beard because he had COVID. If he didn't shave his beard, the COVID would live in his beard.

Speaker: and shaved his beard off. And I was like, just wash your beard. I was going to eat this whisper all along, but now that Tony's here, it feels wrong. You'll have to excuse Mark. He's just waking up and he woke up to the show talking about micro penises and shrimp jobs.

Speaker: That's two. Marcus, Tony, you're not going to tell me. No, Marcus. You know, whether my feelings aside from COVID, it wasn't that big of an inconvenience for me to throw a mask on and go to a store.

Speaker: or if I went into a truck stop, they're like, hey, you need a mask. Okay, let me grab one of your boxes. Let me grab a mask out of the box that 900 people have put their fucking grubby ass fingers in. Cheers, Jeff, jackass. You could have bought a fucking store, you ass face. I brought you beer. What up, Mark? Of course.

Speaker: I don't know. Maybe it was my upbringing, like, like the whole jump things never really bothered me. I grew up in the country. I grew up working on farms. I grew up, you know, I've been in construction almost my entire life. I grew up with. Well, I mean, I'm not technically grown up physically. Mentally is a different story. I'm growing up mentally now. I'm a Toys R Us kid. I took the leap year, baby, but go ahead.

Speaker: You hear that? You hear that? He called you baby. He started to like you. Oh, yeah. They call me that. I've seen nothing. One step closer to love, man. That's a lot. They say, yeah, we'll give you some chocolate thunder tonight. Wow. Yeah. Give me that chocolate thunder, daddy. Yeah. This is awkward. I fall in the slightest.

Speaker: What's going on, man? You okay, brother? Serious question, man. You look like something's going on. Before Tony answers that, I've got one thing to say. To Tony, specifically. Jeff knows it all the way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: I actually know the answer to that. Wow. No, but seriously, what's going on, man? How you been, bro? Are you okay? Stabilizing.

Speaker: Stabilizing in the last few weeks, man. And I know we don't talk as much as we used to, but the last few weeks I've been worried about you, man. You look like you got a lot on your mind. That's the truth. I do have a lot on my mind. Just trying to maintain where I'm at. Make sure I don't go backwards more than anything. That's the biggest plus.

Speaker: The challenge for me right now is to stick to what I said I was gonna do when I got to this position. That's the biggest thing. So far so good. And I gotta say that's been doing me keeping on focus. Gotta do three family trips one next month.

Speaker: I got an autistic cousin that sit trying to stay on the list for those two. Going to work. I haven't had a problem going to work like I used to have. It tried to come back one morning. I ain't gonna lie. They try to come back one morning. I'm not doing this, but I can't afford to be doing that no more. So it's about going to work. And I feel like I have over the past 18 months. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker: Well, the past six months have been good, but the previous 18 months before that, I just want to make sure I don't go back to that. Wow. I do still stay on alert for that. No, y 'all. And I ask this question because I know like my mindset's been there before. Not everything in the past eight, you know, you said you don't want to go back to the

Speaker: past 18 months. Not everything in the past 18 months were bad. You just don't want to go back to the math. Health wise more than anything. Health wise. Okay. Yeah. Y 'all know what I'm going to do. I'm still weary of it. I don't feel all the way 100 % but I don't feel as bad as I did there. I don't. Hey, let me there was I don't know man. Like I said and I don't want to

Speaker: We're not killing the vibe, trust me. We can get serious so that we can bring the vibe right back around to being fuckery. And as long as everybody's going, well, I'm waiting for Brian to bring his goofy ass up in here because I know he's celebrating right now. I told Brian I told Ted I told him. Hang on, because Brian's celebrating. I know he's going to bring the fuck. I know Brian's going to bring the fuckery. I know he's going to make us all fucking hungry. There's there's three of us, four of us. I think we all enjoy the eat. Right. I will not pay a hundred dollars.

Speaker: for Wagyu State, though. Like I said, you know, like you said, you and I don't talk like we used to. So I just noticed a big change lately. So I wanted to make sure you were good and make sure you was all right. Oh, I'm fine. I'm the voice of the people. Make sure I don't go through what I went through.

Speaker: right now, most two years ago. That's how it started. You know what I'm saying? I mean, that's the most important thing. None of us want to backtrack. I think, I think, I think we can all vouch for that. I think, I mean, even like, I think Jeff don't fucking matter because Jeff's never going to change. Let's be honest. Jeff and Jeff and Jeff's life is not going to change unless we force him to leave his bathroom. March. March is the plan.

Speaker: Hey, what, you're going to move from one office to another? It'll be a bigger office, but yes. That's always a plus. You got more echo chamber room. Oh, but I mean, like, I think even you can say. I saw that. I was like, oh, too good to give ass up. I like that. Chris is back.

Speaker: Like, I think you could say the same thing. You don't want to be in the same place you were a year ago, right? Yes, agreed. Yep. You better stop it, ma 'am. Hmm? You better stop it. Stop what? That. What? Lying through your teeth.

Speaker: I think we should always be moving forward and not move it moving back. And I think that things from the past should remain in the past. Shots fired. Not at all. Sometimes, sometimes in all honesty, the past blows in the past, but

Speaker: I agree 100%. Trust me. But history does repeat itself. I might be the only person that's saying that I'm happy where I am now compared to where I was a year ago. And that's all we have. Young lady that's out there in our living room right now. Waiting on his toes.

Speaker: I mean, I have to go to the Lou. I'll be going to see the big bid. I'll be back in three hours. I just love that you're using the word Lou. I've always liked that word. That's just like, okay, let me ask you guys. Let me, well, not you guys, because you're, you're fucking you for American. Let's be honest. I say a person. How do you get the Lou out of restroom or a bathroom? I guess the better question is how do we go from Lou to bathroom?

Speaker: It actually comes from the French, right? So before toilets were even a thing, people would throw a couple of hundred years ago or whatever, people would throw their wastewater out the window, right? They would shout, Gardeilou,

Speaker: out. And that literally translates from the French, look out for the water. It was to forewarn people walking underneath to not get hit by the wastewater again, thrown out the window before plumbing, forendoor plumbing, like guardie loo. So loo comes from the French for water. Oh, should have never knew that. And in a bathroom is a water closet. Correct. So the toilet is the same difference.

Speaker: Well, bathrooms usually have a bath in it, Jeff. Yes. Well, yeah, all of our bathrooms in America have baths in them. Right. But when, again, when you had properties that were tenement buildings,

Speaker: where they might have had an outdoor toilet or, you know, indoor plumbing was new, they would actually put just a toilet and a hand basin in a cupboard, essentially, a water closet without a shower or a bath in it. Just the toilet and a hand basin. Like a half bath. And there are some properties that are still like that that haven't been modernized. Oh, OK. Oh, well, we used to have that back. We had that here in the states back in the day.

Speaker: Back in the 17 to 1800s, if you had indoor plumbing, your toilet was separate from your bathtub. If you watch a Western, the bathtub would just be in a hole. That's what I'm saying. So the WC, the water closet is just the toilet, the room that just had the toilet in it. I didn't know that. Look at me learn.

Speaker: you want to sit you want to really blow your mind tony you're you're you've walked around new york brownstone brownstone first floor is actually several steps up because the shit was so high that you didn't want it to roll into your house well that's what a lot of properties here are like it's like in what we call in what we call the new town

Speaker: which is actually the properties that were built in the 1800s, the Georgian architecture, have several steps up to the ground floor. I'm still listening to you guys. Sorry. I missed what you said, Glick, I'm sorry. I guess that's kind of like the show, that's why I got to wear boots. It's full of shit.

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Speaker: What is? I can't see shit. I'm permanently blind. Good lady came up here. And then like Mark's mentioned, most modern properties have a normal like family bathroom and then they'll have like the cloakroom, what we call a cloakroom bathroom, a cloakroom toilet, which is just a small toilet. Right, which is a half bath. Yeah.

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Speaker: I was wondering how long I could get away with it. I'm going to see if I can find the switch for the light and show you because Matt, I'm the only light in between lighting and that damn light.

Speaker: I'm going to do the show like this. The only light is coming from you. Leave the light on. See if you can see a difference, right? This is the only light that's on is the under desk light and the lamp behind me, right? The light you're seeing off my face is coming from the screen. And if I switch the light on.

Speaker: Wait, let me get ready. I'm blinded by the light, wrapped up like a bee. She just nebulized us. I mean, they de -neuralized us. Listen, in the same way that it's not okay to take the person out with someone who's melanin -ed, right? Who has melanin, right? Not okay.

Speaker: Mm hmm. Are you melanated and tolerant? This is the right word. Well, clearly not when I've told you 10 years. I have no problem. Put your dick away, Tony. Wow. You sound jealous. Tony's here. Wow. You sound jealous. They can't help it.

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Speaker: I told you before, and you didn't listen, I'm fucking angelic. It's projecting from the inside out. You might be a lot of things, but you hang out with us. You used to be angelic. You know, see, look, see my halo. Yeah, it's cracked. It's cracked and it's horns now.

Speaker: You might be a lot of things. You hang out with us now. You are no longer angelic. I'm not a halo. That's hell in orbit. Make sure when we take Tony camping and go abandon or go explore abandoned buildings, we pass Blakey so we have light. I look like you're Pat Blakey. Like, who's the fucking poor bastard that's going to have to caddy me around? Tony.

Speaker: We're going to go camping. We're going to go explore abandoned buildings. I'm gonna be exploring escape routes.

Speaker: white people being white people. Once again, Tony, you're the driver. You're just sitting in the truck waiting for us to drive out. No idea how much I'm the driver of an off -road vehicle with high torque like Fast and Furious to give me the fuck up on it. I mean, come on. You guys got a lot of haunted houses and castles over there. Wouldn't it be fun to take, you know, like the four of us? Ed, I'm actually one of the most haunted cities in the world. Yes, it actually is. Yeah, I think I'm changing my mind about going.

Speaker: I'm just saying the four of us can hold your hand. It'll be. Yeah. Well, we'll never be caught a dark, will we? He's already going to be in a backpack on your back in giant Amazon. You will see a picture of me and Leggy on Instagram. She's carrying me on her back like fucking Yoda. That would be funny as hell if she carried you around like you. I already told her when I do go to when I do go there.

Speaker: that we're going to take that photo of me just sitting on her back like Yoda because it'll be hilarious. And then we're going to take a picture of the inside of the Volvo with four phone books on it so I can actually see over the dash. I think we can stretch to actually get in your booster seat, Jeff. Excellent.

Speaker: Well, like I said, you don't have to go boozy. I'm just going to make you sit on the phone books. Hello, rumors. How you been gorgeous? She's our new friend of the show. I feel like I've already had enough rumors fucking out there. See, I feel like I feel like about her brought up that song rumors.

Speaker: And I know none of you guys remembered it. Like he was like Fleetwood Mac. I'm like, no, not Fleetwood Mac. I was thinking of Social Club. What's that? Atomic Social Club. See? Seven years old, I don't know that song. But when you said rumors, I immediately jumped to the Fleetwood Mac album. I remember Fleetwood Mac, right? I mean, this is like the bigger one, I think. God, Stevie Nicks is gorgeous.

Speaker: Didn't she just pass away? Huh? Didn't she just pass away? Who was that that just passed away from there? No, not Stevie Nix. It was one of the other people. Christine McVie. The other one. Not Stevie Nix, but the other one. Stevie is still alive and well. God, she's still gorgeous to this day. Yeah, she is.

Speaker: I never, you know, I didn't, I didn't renew what Stevie looked like. I just loved her voice. And when you first saw her, you were like, nah, I get it. Not about Angelic. Not you, Stevie Nicks. Angelic. Does she glow? Does she emanate light? I emanate. Wait, hold on a second. No, the only emanated light on the screen was Sybil Shepherd on moonlight. They put a glow on her ass on purpose.

Speaker: Yeah, they put a glow. We're literally talking about me emanating light, right? We're not talking about. That's what we're that's what we're talking about. Stevie Nixon emanates something for me and it's not like I was like. Like a full moon on the screen. You just. You said the screen flying off your face. I got you. I got you.

Speaker: I'm blind. I can't see no more. I'm like, I'm like Stevie Wonder. My eyeballs are all over the place. Listen, I'm giving myself fucking photophobia. Put your glasses back on. Wow. The next couple of days, I'm going to get a message from like, it's going to be like, which one of these spray tans should I use?

Speaker: Right now I would look fucking ridiculous with a spray ton We'd be able to have you on more often I literally as soon as lady comes on here. I have to dim my screen Wow Lord I have it down to the point where it's at

Speaker: four percent so you know I can't see what the fuck I'm doing like literally no control over that you do understand this right

Speaker: Yes, we do. I have no control over the fact that I like the... Well, you could control that, you just choose not to. I can't control it. It's an urge that cannot be controlled. I have to feed the beast.

Speaker: I wear my sunglasses. You see our new award. We actually got an award. Guinness World Record here at nonsensical nonsense. There it is. Basically amazing. What's it for? Being fucking awesome. Fucking amazing. Hello. Hello.

Speaker: It's not, you know what, we don't even deserve that. We don't get credit for that. We got to give credit to our amazing listeners and our amazing lurkers. For amazing lurkers. Do you know that there have been people that have been lurking there the entire time that still haven't said hello? That happens a lot on most broadcasts. And I'm so tempted to call them out on their fucking weirdness, but I'm behaving myself. For what?

Speaker: Oh, gee, you've been lurking and you can't even come in and be like go blue or nothing because what the hell, bro? What the hell? Oh, I want to say y 'all got lucky but that was a that was a game I expected to see. It was a good game. It was a good game and I told everybody Michigan, Michigan could be Alabama even they probably would but Michigan did the damn thing. They did do the damn thing. It's overdue.

Speaker: Uh -huh. And be honest. Uh -huh. Because you're amongst friends. Oh. How long were you lurking before you came in? I popped in a few times. Mainly because I was on the phone. I was cleaning up here. I wanted to do some laundry. I did eat. So I popped in and out a few times. I'll do it every day. Why are you laughing at yourself? Because nobody heard what the fuck you said.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: What the fuck is going on in the background there? It sounds like he's pissing. I'm just waiting to hear, num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num

Speaker: See? I have. Oh, that was a good one. Man, why? How could you get the position of the can? Like, what the fuck? I told you I'm going to be doing lives with my pippy out. Girls can do it with their boobies out. I can do a live show of my pecker out. Oh.

Speaker: I'm gonna say it. Don't be scared. Just look, look, I know it's not intimidating. It's okay. I think that you should do a live with your boobs out, Glick. We've done a topless episode. No, I mean, get your wonder at it. You're talking about goddamn positioning. Look at that positioning. That is awesome. This is how I'm doing the show from now on.

Speaker: I'm just laughing at Tony's feet. Chris is beer away from him. I'm glad it's there actually right now. Shit. Yeah. We don't want the crotch. I'm Donald Duck in it. It's porcupine and stopping. Well, you said right now. Holy shit. I don't even want to I don't even want to look at you fucking people anymore. So I'm just going to build a pyramid.

Speaker: like the Egyptians did. Not going to build a bridge over it like the Indians did. Tony, I haven't seen you for a while, so I got something for you. Did you wash your ass today? I wash my ass every day. Good.

Speaker: You want to sit there and talk about me being a germaphobe, but he's just as bad. This is what it feels like to be a lurker. Do you feel cool now? Peekaboo, I see you. Am I cool? Am I cool?

Speaker: One does not just lurk. One builds up pyramid and lurks. You noticed that, right? No, no ancient aliens here, just a drunk blick. He's building up his walls. Oh my God. You're supposed to be knocking them down, not building them up. Well, if I knock them down, then look, look how sober I am. I can, I can, I can build a pyramid and I can cordially take

Speaker: take them down and I can restack them over here where they were at. Let me use cordially right too. Cordially, that's a good word. That's a big word. $100 word. If used properly, it's $100. I said, you actually use cordially correctly. I'm kind of impressed. That just proves you're not drunk yet. I am. No, I think he is. Oh, I know he is.

Speaker: I'm going excited one last time. I should say true story right there. You see that? You see what the answer is? And this is called fun. No, the fact that I'm using smart words proves I'm more or less. Your alcohol isn't comfortable. It proves you get the class, but it doesn't prove that you've studied.

Speaker: Oh, I went to class. I think it was an option. English teacher was hot. And seventh grade, not our English teacher at the career. I was going to say, wait a minute. Wait a minute. My English teacher in seventh grade, she was like 50, but man alive. She was a good she could have got it. Her daughter could have got it too.

Speaker: My science teacher did get it. You still be in that class right now. My science teacher dedicated that to me.

Speaker: she got a little taste of Glick and uh you know I did a little and she and she couldn't it was like a it was like a straight version of Brokeback Mountain. She couldn't go with me. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Speaker: I hit her with the one, two. No, no, no, no, no. She was done. We were at a bar and she played it on the jukebox one night and I'm like, yo! I'm graduating. I'm leaving town. I'm good.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Nobody. I'll be back in a minute. I'm going to go to bed right there. Skip to my lulu. Skip to my lulu. That's great, man. Just sit back. All day.

Speaker: What's good? What's what's happening with you, Tony? We haven't seen you in a dog's age. I haven't seen you talk to you since last year. Nothing. I'm where they got. I'm about to buy a boy. Every time with that, Chris Floyd, come on here tomorrow. I'm going to talk to you since last year. Jason was doing it the other day. Danny, we have a call. He said last year. We have a reaction. How's Jane doing? How's Jane doing? He just had a birthday recently. He's funny.

Speaker: getting grown, getting old. I was going to say, was he getting fitted for his walker tomorrow? No, he's getting up there though. When's yours coming, by the way? Say what? When's your walker coming? I'm trying to avoid it. Old motherfucker. Whatever. You're wishing me that. I wasn't born in the 1800s. You were. No, I wasn't either.

Speaker: but aside. Yeah, what are you going to do? I'm going to take my butt to bed. You lazy. Did I work this morning? Did you? Yep. Did you leave the house to go to work? Nope. There you go. I didn't even leave the bed. I had the laptop in bed with me. There you go. I've built built nine reports today. Each report takes an hour itself.

Speaker: Every hour was every hour it'd take me to get to work and come back home. Travel time. Sounds like, that sounds like a you problem. Okay. Like your bathroom is your you problem. Hey, my bathroom make money. I love my bathroom. I make money too. I make money too. Whoa.

Speaker: Oh, Tony, that reminds me. I got a TV show as a miniseries. You got to check out on Netflix called Bamboozled. I haven't watched anything on Netflix. I got so much. I got so much crap. I haven't even caught up on any movies. I'm by Reacher. The new season of Reacher came out. It's good. Dude, I'm so behind. I haven't seen Guardians of the Galaxy 3 yet.

Speaker: Tony, are you going to work and be hanging out all night long and not come up in here? Last time he was in the chatter's box, you were like, where's the book? I was good and drunk. Yeah, I was ready to come up. Even more reason to come up.

Speaker: I don't talk shit about your ass. It's the same thing I tell you to your face. Likewise. You don't know shit about football.

Speaker: We all got winning records. We all got winning records on our predictions. Y 'all got excited Thursday night because Brian grabbed Dalvin Cook. Dalvin Cook's going to be fourth string in Baltimore. Which is BS. Dalvin Cook is not even going to have a job. He should be starting. He should be starting somewhere but not Baltimore.

Speaker: because what happened with the just last week? Baltimore has, who's that cat from Ohio State that got hurt? They got Russ Edwards at their primary running back right now. Yeah, but who's the cat that got hurt? He was from Ohio State. He got hurt at the beginning of the early part of the season. I forgot. Jay Falco. No, shut up, Jeff. I forgot his damn name, but... I'm going to tell everybody. Diamond Cook going to the Ravens makes them super boring.

Speaker: That one cooks not going to play. Why not? He won't play. Justice hall. And they've got, and they've got, uh, what's his nuts from, uh, from, from, uh, fucking Denver. Right now he's fourth string at best and four straight equals practice squad. When, when their main running back comes back and I can't remember his goddamn name. I can't either.

Speaker: He's, he'll, he'll Dalvin Cook will, yeah, no, no, nothing against Dalvin Cook. They got Melvin Gordon the third. Melvin Gordon, that's who came from. Nothing against Dalvin Cook, but he didn't play in New York. Which is, I mean, come on. Absolutely. Absolutely. Justice Hill, Owen Wright. That's all they're running back. They got running back for days. They've got a running back on the IR.

Speaker: He was from Ohio State. They're trying to see his name. JK Dobbins. Yeah, JK Dobbins. He got hurt. He may not get on. I got that part. But if he ever gets out there, let's be clear. He's 100%. He hasn't really played. If he had anything wrong with him in Minnesota, he should be fully recovered by now. But he won't play in Baltimore. He's going to be one of the premier women in the NFL. All he's going to do is win a ring on the practice squad.

Speaker: Exactly. Oh, another run. No shame in that chat. He's got what two rings and he was a backup quarterback. What's the name? Boomer science and going with the Cowboys. He only played with one series. So regardless of the ball in my opinion. Yeah. And at the end of the day, the football talk, I mean, it's Saturday night, bro. What were you afraid of coming up? Why didn't you, why didn't you click that link? What were you afraid of? Who me?

Speaker: Yeah, you. I had popped up in here more in the past four months. What was I for you in the chat for a minute? Thine ass is here now. I don't have that. I don't have to ask you to come up here. It's fucking Saturday night. It's an open door challenge. Quite frankly. Is that one of us? I've been here more than you've been in mind with the link.

Speaker: Well, let's I mean, let's be honest. I get drunk on Saturday nights and generally I wake up Sunday after your show before This year this year, let's be honest. I generally wake up after your show summer No this year you wake up with a woman next to you so you don't worry about it. I got that I got that part 100 %

Speaker: But you didn't get scared because Leahy was in here, did you? I was on with her earlier. I was kind of surprising. I gotta be honest. I was really surprising considering when she comes up. And that's when everybody broadcast. I could pop up and say, what's up? Yes. I'll come in and say hi, whatever. And she was like, I'm not going to speak anything on. No, I'm good. Wait a second before you even hit.

Speaker: I was actually kind of shocked and that's why and I and I told her that um earlier uh afterwards I was like I was watching the football game and I just popped in because I was kind of shocked that you were in there. I speak problem. Told y 'all. I'm good. I'll be rolling man. We gotta do this. We got to do this. Like you said on New Year's Eve, all we can do is get better. All of us. I said that.

Speaker: He was drunk. You're going to learn. I was drunk. I was drunk. I said every time all of us is around each other. We should be we should have had them damn Shannon Sharp numbers by now. I mean, like, I mean, at the end of the day, I don't don't be like

Speaker: You know what I mean? I don't know what this means. I'm wearing it out by your music show. Why? Cuz it's awesome. No, it's not. Cuz you're jealous. No, I'm not. What's your music show, Tony? I haven't done one in a couple weeks. I did a few. Um just to keep it going. You got a devil. I had a couple. I had a couple of requests.

Speaker: recommendations. Of course, I want to do something different, but I did some of what I wanted to do. I got a few things on my mind. What did I miss? Not much. Honestly, not much. Oh, it's just when you said speak of the devil, I thought I'd missed something. I'm just talking shit about you. So what's new? This bitch is crazy. I'm a stalker who's so mad lady.

Speaker: She's madly in love with Jeff, god damn it. She's madly in love with Jeff, ladies and gentlemen. Spoiler. You're. Oh, ****. You may have been around, Tony. She's moved on. She found herself in a

Speaker: She can put her. She can put Jeff in the compartment. This week doesn't bother basically that much. I got it. I'm about to call it. You jokers behave yourselves. Wow. Don't tell me to be successfully chased them away. I sure will.

Speaker: I will be seeing you all again. You all be seeing me around. We already know what it is. Enjoy yourselves. Happy New Year and all that good stuff. Stay safe. Stay out of trouble. Honey fucker to you too. Yeah. Yeah, honey fucker. It tastes deranged motherfuckers. I do some shit like that right now. Deranged. Good job. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Because I found your new shoes.

Speaker: Wow. No, I don't like them. Well, that way you can suck on a dose. We don't suck on toes. They're called num nums. Yeah, we do toes around here. I couldn't. Well, I couldn't. Well, for no reason. Just trying to get her eyes or anything like that.

Speaker: I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't. I can't do that. Everybody else does it. I wouldn't stress over it too much. I can't do that to my friends. I mean, I talk shit about Jeff. Oh, if Jeff left right now, I would run his ass into the ground. Yeah. But once again, it comes down to you also do it in my face. Well, there's that. Yeah. No, I'm not that guy. I can't. I can't.

Speaker: definitely not right now. Not conscious. However, I did try to see the conversation. I tried to. I leaned into it. You know, he's still sitting there listening, right? You know, he's like, Oh, sure. I know he is. I don't give a damn. Like I said, I think. It it it honestly hurts me the way things that way things panned out. And I've said a million times. Tony was on the show and Tony was

Speaker: on the show he was fucking great on this show when he was here when he was present when he was in the show not playing on watching tv and stuff he was fucking great and i hated the way things turned out yeah um i i i i truly do um

Speaker: So many distractions and that's what's holding me back. I've been saying it for two years. I've been right there with you, you know, and that's the thing, you know, actually before I stroke my own ego, you know, what makes your show so good, lady, is the fact that you don't, there's no distractions. You just do your show and you have fun with it.

Speaker: I'm going to stroke my ego. What makes this show mildly mediocre is the fact that we just do our thing. We just have fun. We don't, we don't, there's no outside distractions. There's no bullshit. Yeah. Every once in a while, I get a little perturbed and I get annoyed with people, but most of the time it's just us having fun and hanging out.

Speaker: And that's the Tony that we had in the beginning was Tony having fun. And as the Tony, I would love to see again, whether it's doing his own show or being on other shows, but there's so many distractions and something's eating him up. Something is eating him up and he won't admit to it and he won't talk about it, but there's something that is eating him up.

Speaker: And unfortunately it's, and I know this and I, and you can judge me as you will, anybody who's listening to this or anybody who wants to edit a narrative, however you want. I know that it is because not only do I see it on his face, but because I've lived it, I've gone through it. I've been through it. And I know, and I know what's something, there's something that's eaten him up. I don't like it.

Speaker: You assholes can think anything you want. I, I still consider Tony a friend. You sure just asked them. We did. No. Okay. Not publicly in front of everyone. Oh, no, no, no, no. I've, I've reached. It comes down to it. It's like, and this is my opinion and I'm no expert, but I think his biggest fear is if he gets, if he says what's bothering him, he's afraid it's going to get out.

Speaker: Well, he's afraid to show weakness, but he's also afraid it's going to get out somehow. And the quote unquote world's going to know. And different circumstances, different scenarios, everything like that. I don't really want to do. I don't really want to end the show on this note, but I'm just going to say this real quick. As far as Lee and I go and Jeff, we love different reasons. Yeah.

Speaker: And we're both going through a different struggle with the Tony situation. Obviously, you way more personal. Right. Me just being a pro. But regardless, love is there. And neither one of us like it. And neither one of us want to see it. And we're also both trying to figure out how to move on past it.

Speaker: and I struck a nerve. I hit a hard nerve right there and I apologize. Shit, I really apologize. I'm sorry. It's tough. It's tough. No, I get it. You meant it in the right way. You weren't trying to strike a nerve, but you know. No, I did a nerve and I apologize and now I feel horrible for it. That's why you should.

Speaker: No, honestly, I should. Trust me, it was hard to say. I feel like a fucking giant piece of shit. Why do you laugh? I don't know. I really do, but I laugh. It's like... No, but you do that when you...

Speaker: Awkward moment. That's what you do. You you you giggle fucking phoenix and the joker, you know Yeah, you you giggle in an awkward moment because you don't I do the same thing Like I'm like, I always try to like I hate an awkward silence So, you know, I try you know throwing a dick joke here, you know But you know, I get what you say Like it if you can still hear me. I 100 % I apologize. I'm sorry

Speaker: I was really trying to tread lightly. She said, I'm just, I'm okay. Just give me a minute. Yeah. I know where he's at. Right. I can see it on his face and I can see it in his eyes. And we understand that. Nope. Don't put that up on the screen, but yeah.

Speaker: We get that and we get you know, I don't even repeat it but but I get it, you know, it's it's it's not easy I Mean even even like with Chris and I there's things we say on the show that You know, we'll of course 100 % say over the phone to each other but like when I first reached out to Chris when he was live on tik -tok and

Speaker: I was like, this motherfucker didn't acknowledge I exist. And then I remembered, of course, I'm not using my name as I was mad as fuck. I was like, this motherfucker just act like the years in school didn't happen. And.

Speaker: I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't.

Speaker: why he didn't recognize me. I just recognized that he didn't recognize me. I was like, this motherfucker, fuck this motherfucker. And, you know, and that's just, I'll be 100 % real as much as I give Jeff and as much as I bust his balls. Yeah, that blue. If somebody can't, if,

Speaker: And I'll only put it in this perspective that Jeff will understand. If a wizard came up to me tomorrow and said, I could, I could wizard Abra Dadaibara 25 years, I'm most of us a boo boo boo boo boo. And I wouldn't, I wouldn't give up the friendship that him and I have for anything. I agree. I would not, nothing. Um, I love this fucking man. I love this man to death. Judge me as you will.

Speaker: Call me a fucking fag. I don't give a fuck. I love this motherfucking man. I don't give a shit as much as he drives me crazy and as much as he comes up with all these weird ass concocted plans for us to be millionaires, you know, or any other crazy ass. I fucking love this man to death. I would go to war for this man. I will give this man my last breath in order for him to continue on.

Speaker: I really do. I got nothing but love for Jeff. I love Jeff to death. I love you too, sir. Yeah, he's he's he's not my best friend. He's not a friend. He's he's legitimately my brother. Yeah. I'll do anything for it that I that physically that I could possibly do. So, if he needed, if he needed

Speaker: 25 bucks to get by if I had the extra 25 bucks. Even if I didn't have the extra 25 bucks, I'd give it to him. If he needed my liver, I'd give him my liver. Not that he would want my liver. I mean, let's be honest. Of course, also my liver would be like, bro, 42 years, right? You're just going to give me up? No, I'm going to reject this motherfucker. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him, just so you know. Like, my liver and I would have this conversation. He's like, my liver would say, I'm going to kill him.

Speaker: and I'll be back in you. I will be back inside you. I'm crawling back. You can't quit me. It's late here. Yeah, it's super late. It is one of my apologies. I'm sorry. I truly am sorry. Well, she says she's not upset or angry. Yeah, no, I just. She's just getting in her jammies.

Speaker: I can't. I just, I just can't. It seriously pains me or hurts me. Yeah. You know, it's, it's one of those things. It's like looking at his face, looking into his eyes.

Speaker: Sorry, Tony. And you know what, Tony? I'm sorry to you too, man. Sorry. You might be listening. Other people might be listening. They might be reporting back to you. I'm sorry, dude. What happens? Let it out. You don't want to let it out or anything like that, but damn, man. Like she said, man. It really is. I'm sorry. I can't help myself.

Speaker: I'm an empath. He's a giver. Welcome to my world. He's a giver. Like relationships, all relationships, whether it be friend, dating, married, whatever, they're all hard. And it's something we all need to strive to do better on. Whether you have the greatest relationship on the planet or the worst, everything can be improved.

Speaker: One way or another And I can be funny all day long and I can tell dick jokes I can tell fart jokes, but when people I care about what I see You know and that goes to you too lady I seen it on your face and I seen it on his face and It's got me somewhere I'm

Speaker: It's got me where I'm at right now. And, uh, I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Not in a bad way. Like I hate, not like a bad, I don't like it, but I see it on both your faces. I can hear your voices and that's the curse. That is the weight that I carry and the burden.

Speaker: And the curse that I have being an empath and whether you guys believe in that spirituality bullshit or anything like that being an impact is a real thing and It is It sucks But it's about that time sir Wrap up the feelings section

Speaker: And I need to get to that. I need to get called out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Speaker: I Just remembered I forgot to eat You forgot to watch eat Yes, exactly It's kind of it's it's it's kind of one over everything tonight, however Regardless of that what an awesome show tonight we had we had

Speaker: thank you so much for tonight. Uh thank you to Connor for being here. Uh for coming in K mag Steve. Uh and Tony, thank you for coming up in here. Thank you guys for being here. Thank you guys for

Speaker: Hope you guys enjoyed the show, even our lurkers. Uh, we got nothing but love for you guys. Uh, however, uh, there'll be no show Monday night. Uh, I'm not going to do a show. I gotta be honest with you guys. My guys, Michigan Wolverines are in the national championships against the Washington Huskies. I'm expecting an awesome game between two great teams. I don't know who's going to win.

Speaker: But, uh, I'm not going to try to do the show and watch the game at the same time because I'm going to be locked in. Um, you know, I'm looking forward, not only am I looking forward to watching Michigan playing the national championship, but I'm also looking forward to watching the game with my son. He's getting more and more involved in football. He's enjoying watching football. Um, so I'm not going to do a show Monday night. So we'll be back Wednesday night. Um, we'll do Wednesday, Saturday. However, the following week.

Speaker: I gotta pay up on the bet. Even though the Pittsburgh Steelers, even though the Pittsburgh Steelers had the cheats and the referees suck. The first time the Steelers and the Browns played each other, the Browns lost. And the bet was I had to do a week's worth of shows and with the holidays and everything like that. They got pushed back.

Speaker: and Nikki wasn't able, or we didn't get the shirt until recently. So I have to do Monday, Wednesday, and Friday in a Pittsburgh Steelers shirt and hat. Nice. So I'll make sure to comment on that. Not this week coming up, but next, the following week, I will be, excuse me, I got that, it goes.

Speaker: Well, don't forget next Saturday we're doing our draft for our dead draft. Oh shit. What did we decide on? Uh, we're doing 10 names a piece of people. We're basically throughout the year, whoever drafts pick die the most. That person wins. That's all we're doing. No point system. Just, you know, if you pick 10 names and four of them die,

Speaker: and I pick three names or 10 names and three of them die. You win. Celebrity death pool. Yes. Celebrity death pool coming next Saturday. I have a, I have about five names on my list so far working on the rest. I actually got ones that I got a couple of them that I think are not going to make it 24.

Speaker: So we're doing that next week. What was it? I had something else. Dollars that says podcast has come at the end of this month. That's what we're shooting for.

Speaker: have my pot noodle. So anyways, sorry, I had to hiccups and then I had to piss. Uh, I had to go do the leave if you will. Um, yeah, you know, uh, Jeff's got dollars or pennies and dimes equal 11 cents. Um, but no, so yeah, next, so we'll be back Wednesday, uh, for the next show.

Speaker: Uh, Wednesday, Friday will be part two of nineties country. I'm going to, I'm going to do my best to keep it in an hour. And now that I know I'm going to do multiple parts with this, I'm going to do a series. Um, and then we'll be back Saturday and Saturday night. We'll be picking our, I don't know. What are we going to call it? Um, celebrity death list. Yeah. Celebrity death list.

Speaker: Celebrity death list. The CDL, man. The CDL. Yeah. There you go. Jeff and I will be picking our 10 celebrities that we think are going to die in 2024. Not that we're hoping they will, but we think... Yeah, I don't want anybody to die.

Speaker: But no, at the end of the day, I appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate you guys hanging out. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys, for everyone who came on the show. Thank you, guys, for another awesome fucking Saturday night. Wow. I mean, what a great show. So much fun. And don't forget, when all else fails, just...

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Speaker: guys want to hear certain songs, certain artists, certain playlist, you know, give me an idea for a, for a Friday night show. Um, Oh yeah. We'll give you an idea, but you won't do it. Yeah. Well, I will because the Christmas show was requested and I did an entire Christmas episode of all Christmas songs by multiple people. And I had fun with it. I enjoyed it. Granted, it was a very rock heavy Christmas, but yeah, no.

Speaker: what do I forget? You gotta close the zone, Jeff. Good night, lady. Thank you for coming. No, I don't. Um for how it ended. I really don't have anything laid out but uh let's see. You know, we haven't heard in a long time. Black woman.

Speaker: It's literally oh shit, where the hell is it say fuck is it? Oh, no, I moved it down to the bottom

Speaker: that's probably why i can't find it at the top i moved it to the first episode of oh fuck where is it at it's not in here is it in here oh there it is i found it oh shit oh god no it's not go back in here okay as long as you do i do feel bad but nonetheless

Speaker: Actually, you know what? Shit, I don't think we have time to play it. We'll play it now. Sorry. Yeah, that's fine. Pick anything. You know, I do. Sure. What does that kind of need of a short because we're running running short on time. All right. We're still going to do a variation of Blacktop. It's Matt James. I'll do solo album.

Speaker: Shane, Shane's smoking whiskey. Good song. Was there Saturday? I promise y 'all we're gonna do Wicked Woman.

Speaker: But thank you guys for listening. Well, Matt James, lead singer of Blacktop Mojo. We got Blacktop Mojo anywhere you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. And check out our guy, Matt James. We'll social media at Matt James and on YouTube at Matt James. Check out some of his music coming off of his solo album, which is Chainsmoking Whiskey.

Speaker: I thought it'd be the cowboy killers They put a hole in my chest I didn't want you to send, gave out the rest But damn, you still left Turns out you can hit a rock bottom

Speaker: They say smoke em' if you got em' So I got em' lined up back to back They ain't smokin' whiskey, shot after shot But here's to your memory, that's all that I got And now it's like hell, I still smoke cigarettes

Speaker: It's really negative for a stiff drink. One vice for another. Didn't do a damn thing. It just changed the influence of my life.

Speaker: And now it's not hell, I steal small cigarettes I change smoke and we're scared as close as I close as I can And I'm back up, it's quitting through hard So I just stay drunk, alone in this part And change smoke and we're scared

Speaker: Still small

Speaker: It's all a lie, all a lie again.

Speaker: Whiskey, he is. Who's is that? Who's is that? Oh, yeah. I love that goddamn song. That's a good song. There's all his songs that he's released that are going to be on his solo album are amazing. Anywho, that was Matt James with Chainsmoke and Whiskey. Hey, guys, listen, thank you guys for hanging out. We haven't done this in a long time, Jeffrey. What do you have to say to the people before we leave? This is.

Speaker: You heard him. Ladies and gentlemen, when you find yourselves at the crossroads of life and you really don't know what you're doing, you don't know hands from tails and you're ready to give up. And that bearded big Sasquatch some bitch shows up.

Speaker: and gives you a choice sign here or continue doing what you do. Always remember. W -W -N -N -D. What would nonsensical nonsense do? And what that means said, be good or be good at it. What do we do now? We just start each other? Head to body. Head to body.

Speaker: Whoa!