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Speaker: Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out Yeah I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
Speaker: If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you When if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's savoring to you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 miles Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
Speaker: Yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you And when the money comes in for the work I do I'll pass almost every penny on to you When I come home, when I come home Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you When if I go home, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's growing old
Speaker: 100 miles an hour, would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles Just to fall down at your door
Speaker: When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna dream about the town
Speaker: Yes!
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. It's Monday and we are at the end of a long weekend. It's almost time to go back to reality.
Speaker: Well, some of us, not everybody had the day off. The next special, if you're listening to us outside of the United States, you might not have had the day off. But we had a day off. I've been off since Thursday last week. It's been a nice extended
Speaker: holiday weekend playing, but it is Monday. And like I said, tomorrow is back to the grind, back to reality, unfortunately. But we got one more day, a few more hours of fuckery before the reality kicks in. That's Jeff. I'm good together. This is not a physical nonsense. No, it's not Wednesday. No, it's not Saturday. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Monday. And Jeff is here, but he lives in another country. Like you have to work. It's kind of a genius thing.
Speaker: I have the joys of working for American company the benefits all that But on days off. I'm the only one off when I was at the mall today. It was like a fucking ghost Do what Mickey said tell the dusty spunk lord. She said hello Lord dusty spunk
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Speaker: I like both booties kind of now in your new vocabulary where before you were not a big booty guy. Now you're just like, you know what, I get it. Yeah. But I get the best of, you know, the best of both worlds. You know, a lot of girls are big booty and flat chested or big boobs and fat butt. I get the best of both worlds. So I'm in, in general, generally speaking, the good Lord does not give them both.
Speaker: before we get too far ahead of our. We're just looking at Nikki got in line twice. When we get too far ahead of ourselves, Jeffrey. Hey boys. Look what I got here. And where are the white women at? You know, I would argue that Nikki might have stuck in three times because she's got a little bit of brains too. Well,
Speaker: sort of because she's, she's, she's engaged to you. So she loses some points there, but she does have multiple college degrees. She's a lot smarter than me. I mean, cause we've all met that chick. That's just perfect. And then she speaks and you're like, Oh my God, you're an idiot. Nevermind. I gotta go. Yeah. I've been, I've been, yeah. No, she's way smarter than me. Tell them Darth Vader says hello.
Speaker: But the bar is set really low as far as being smart. She is way smarter than me. She's got a couple of college degrees and stuff like that. But yeah, golf, I do. You know, I can appreciate a big old booty these days. He likes the shitter now. That's a nice way to put her. Oh, quit her. Man, holy shit. I was
Speaker: for a guy who didn't get off of his couch yesterday for much of anything. I was a busy fucking me yesterday. Really? Yes. Well, it started out with, you know, the greatest fantasy football commissioner of all time. You can't figure out how to run a league. Texted everybody an hour before, before our draft and was like, we're drafting in an hour. Be there or don't like Cooper.
Speaker: I showed up 30 minutes late. I figured that for me, that's on time. Well, that was for our lead. Uh, this is for the belt Kings fantasy football league that Tony does. So, you know, last year, last year, I didn't get to draft my team. I've said it multiple times. I didn't draft my team. I tried telling these motherfuckers, if I'm able to draft my team, it's a whole different outcome.
Speaker: Well, I'll shut up Blake. Excuses. I think I actually, for our, I have zero excuse because I have no idea what I'm doing. However, if you look at, cause you and I are going up against each other. Hi mama. If you and I are going up against each other this week, you are only 10 % higher than me. Yeah. Well, point wise, you're 50. It has a, has a comparison like on who can win at the top.
Speaker: And I'm right. I'm like 46 % chance of winning. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, and like I told you yesterday, when we were talking, you know, your team auto drafted. So basically with an auto draft, the exception, the last five players. And as I told you, Andy Dalton's not even going to play. So you might as well go ahead and get rid of him. Uh, Andy Dalton's been in the league for like 45 years and he's been a backup for 20 of those. But, uh,
Speaker: And he's on my bench, so I'm not worried. Um, but you can get rid of him, but, uh, you know, you, you got a pretty good squad because when you auto draft, it's going to, if you don't set a queue, it's going to just automatically draft the best available player at that time. So you got a decent squad. Well, there you go. But, uh, in, in Tony's league, I got to draft my, my squad this year. And, you know, we have, we in the, in the chat, we have the current reigning. Asterix champion.
Speaker: And, uh, as I pointed out to them, because in the NFL fantasy, they, uh, they send you an email with your draft grade and your projected, not in the ESPN one in your projected outcome and, and, and how many wins and losses you're going to have. And, um, you know,
Speaker: Not that I, not that I'm bragging or anything, because I'm really not the bragging type. I did have the highest grade in the league and I'm predicted to go 15 and 0 and win the championship. I'm just saying, uh, I tried to warn you guys that this year I'm coming out here and I'm smashing everybody in the fucking mouth. And that includes golf, who I get the first crack at starting Thursday night. We go head to head in week one.
Speaker: Uh, that was the one quarterback I drafted and I just saw a quarterback and there was like two, two quarterbacks available. And the other guy, his stats were fit, comparatively speaking. So I was like, I'll take that guy. I didn't know who he was. I'm just, I'm just saying I'm validated from last year when, when Tony was bumping his gums about fantasy football and, and my team that I didn't draft.
Speaker: because you did the same thing last year with the draft that he did this year. You think you would have learned, but no, but I got to draft my squad this year. I can drop the fucking squat. There you go. Now, the only thing that matters is are they going to hold up and stay healthy? But, um, but we did have our draft in the, in the, uh, the nonsensical nonsense fantasy league. So I had Tony's draft in the morning. We had our draft in the afternoon.
Speaker: Uh, which I, like I told you, Jeff, uh, I know you were coming in there and you don't know anything about football, anything like that. I'll help you out as much as you want. I think we had a good draft there. Tony was in there talking shit, but I mean, he's had an entire year to figure out drafting and everything like that and get everything set up and figured out and still came down to the last minute. And I've put together a whole league in less than a week. Yeah. Draft time, draft schedule, no problems. Everybody was there.
Speaker: No, so I got a dude golf Hawk and and I know Jeff you this is gonna be out of your row How fucking cool was that? So, you know who Dion Sanders is right Jeff? You've heard the name Oh, you know he was he was coaching at Jackson State was an HBCU He was there for a couple years turn that program around and now he's coaching at Colorado. He's a head coach for Colorado University
Speaker: University of Colorado. Their football program has been shipped for like the last 10, 15 years. And they had all these high expectations now that Prime's there, blah, blah, blah. You know, the national spotlight's there, da, da, da, da, da. Well, they went up against TCU. TCU was in the national championship last year. Well,
Speaker: They said they were there, but apparently their football team forgot to show up because they got absolutely destroyed. I think the score was like 750 to nothing at halftime. Not really, but it was, it was really bad. Like it was ridiculous. Yeah. And, um,
Speaker: Colorado, they were ranked 17th this season and Colorado came in to TCU and beat them by three points. Uh, and a close, it was a very high scoring game and a close game. So, you know, shout out to coach prime. Yeah. Right. He's don't necessarily mean anything, but when you got a tight squad, you got a, you've got a good squad. You got it. Well, here's my lineup. Here's my servers. I got a J field as quarterback.
Speaker: Justin Fields. Is it Justin? Okay. A. Echler. Austin Echler. Echler. And then I got a Buckley. Barkley. Shaquille. I don't know. I'm reading these. Shaquille Barkley. Yeah. And then I got A. Brown. T. Higgins. Ingram. Who's that? A .J. Brown. T. Higgins. Is T. Higgins. Yep.
Speaker: Ingram, he Ingram. Yeah. Uh, all of the olive Alave receiver. Oh, there's a lava. Oh, Chris. Alave this one. I don't get. So it says, uh, what's the D slash ST. That's your defense. You pick a defense. Okay. I have the jet. Deep breath.
Speaker: No, Justin Fields is going to have Justin Fields had a pretty good year last year, even though the Bears are trash. Justin Fields is going to have another great year. Like I said, you got a solid squad, man, you know, and it was an I got out Elliot. Knecker. L E L L I O T T. Yeah, that's all it. Yeah, I was going to say it's Elliott. Hey, it looks like
Speaker: Uh, Philly. Oh, the Philly kicker, Jake Elliott. Yeah. And Philly puts up a lot of points. So you'll get like Phil go or extra points and stuff like that through him. Yeah. Yeah, I do have Dalton. He is on, he's on the bench. Uh, I've got a wide receiver in London.
Speaker: Uh, running back Taylor, Jay Taylor, uh, learn. Yeah, Terry McLean. Yeah. I got Sanders for running back. M Sanders, Michael Sanders for wide receiver and Pierce for running back. Houston D Pierce. Yeah. He's Houston, Texas. It's running back.
Speaker: I mean, I, I literally, you know, I guess, let's be honest. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Hey, Jeff. Bullshit. Tick tock video. Now, all you're saying and I'll help you out as much as you see the one I say you go with. So, so good. I, I, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Golf and I are sending back and forth videos, and he sent me one with his chicks. He sits on the edge of a bed, and her mom or somebody's like, what'd you do? She's like, no, what? I accidentally sucked some dick. And so I sent him back one. It's the two chicks from the song WAP.
Speaker: Yeah. The music's taken out. It's like voice over what they're supposed to play in. I laughed my hands off. I was like, I gotta send this to golf. Now, you know, we, like I said, we, you know, our league had a real, I had a good draft. But somehow golf and I both ended up with two teams in the league. Nice. So when I logged in on my laptop,
Speaker: It wasn't totally there. I was like, what the fuck is going on here? And I didn't even realize that golf had two teams. I thought maybe he didn't until he said something. So I was like, Oh, fuck it. We'll just, we'll just keep it legit. We won't trade amongst our teams or anything like that. So, um, you know, that league, I don't, it's not, you know, it's
Speaker: I don't, I'm not going to take it serious, not that I would anyway. It's, it's for fun. I want to talk shit. Um, but I, you know, I told Nikki, I said, I would like to see golf win that league, uh, just as the, you know, the longest reigning, uh, more fan or friend of the show, because he's been here for so long. You know, I think he would appreciate that. I just have to say though, however, by the slim chance that I win this fucking thing, I will never.
Speaker: Let you guys live it down. Ever like on my grave early. He won fantasy football motherfucker. You won't be. You won't be the first person in fantasy football that didn't know anything about fantasy football and do good. My buddies. Yeah, I don't know anything about football. I mean, I know I you know, I understand the game. I understand what's going on with my logic, but I'm like, oh, I wouldn't have thrown there out of kick. I don't talk to no. Yeah, now my my buddy Kevin, his wife is in my league.
Speaker: And, uh, she, she, she can't stand football. She doesn't know much of anything about it. She knows a couple of players and stuff like that. And she typically does pretty well last year. She had a really bad season. She did finish last in our league, but there's another lady in our league. She could give two shits less. She's just in it. Just be for fun. You know what I mean? The first year she finished dead ass last last year. She came in second and almost won. I'm just saying if I win.
Speaker: I will literally, you've lost your championship. I'll always be right then and there. Cause I will buy one that has the fantasy football logo and the whole, and I will rock that bitch. I'll go get me a fucking Superbowl ring. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I'm about to, I'm about to stomp a mud hole in here come Sunday. No, I have no delusions of winning the fucking thing.
Speaker: Yeah, but if I do, it's, it's, it's, it's a long fantasy. The world will know the world will know it will be on everybody's TikTok page because I will blast the shit out of it. It's a long fantasy football season. And fortunately we have Tony in the league. So those are easy wins right there. Yeah, I got that. But no, like I said, you, you have a great squad. I think you're going to give a lot of people fits research.
Speaker: I did a little research. I think I got a decent team. Yeah, there are some people I need to get rid of. Pay attention to buy weeks. Well, you got to have a backup quarterback that's actually going to play because every team has a bye week. So there's going to be one week that fields doesn't play.
Speaker: Right. Or fields get hurt. You got to have a backup quarterback. It's actually going to be in play. Pay attention to your by weeks, pay attention to your injuries and watch free agency because sometimes people make stupid decisions. Like last year in Tony's league, somebody dropped a CD lamb and the Dallas defense in the same week because they were on a bi -week. Dallas defense was the number one defense of the lily last year and CD lambs, a wide receiver for Dallas.
Speaker: was nothing to laugh at. And he put up numbers. So me watching free agency and watching transfers, I seen it go down. And I'm like, join, join, join, join. And so I'm both up. And I was building all season in Tony's league, trying to put something together. And I ain't mad at it. I mean, I came in out of 12 people. I think I came in like seventh or eighth or something like that. So I mean,
Speaker: Not my best outing in the world, but I'm not mad at it. Also starting with an auto draft that everybody else was auto drafting. So, you know, you got shit. Nobody else was auto drafting. So, uh, so I wasn't, um, I wasn't, I wasn't, you know, it was what it was. Um, but then my, and then we, so we did the morning draft, we did the afternoon draft for the park and then I drafted for Miley. And.
Speaker: My league is a, is a tough league. And I thought we were going to have a spot because I wanted to get golf in there because my league is very tough. We got a lot of, you know, a lot of people in my league that's very knowledgeable on football. And our draft is you get into the fifth, fifth, sixth round, it gets hard as hell to draft. You have to, you really have to pay attention to your draft. And I think.
Speaker: I kind of let mine go a little bit, but there was a few sleepers that I wanted that Miley, because we have one centralized chat in Facebook where we can all chit chat. They were like, yo, what are you doing? Click. And I was like, I have.
Speaker: a plan that's either going to kick me in the dick this season or it's in the fucking lot. Yeah. No 50 50 on this. It's gray area. Yeah. It's all or nothing at this point. They're like, yeah, we see that. Good luck with that. Each week, each week I'll probably check in with you. Like, Hey, what should I do here? I don't know.
Speaker: I just realized I can actually click on players and see their health. Yeah. Yeah. You can click on players when you edit your, when you edit your, your team, you can drop players, you can move players, you can go to free agency and pick up a guy and it'll be like, you need to get rid of, you know, you have too many players and it'll give you to your players to get rid of. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: Just remember there's games Mondays, Thursdays and Sunday. In the NFL. All of a sudden, all already sounded a lot of work. That was like I was surprised. By a couple players that didn't get picked up. Thinking Tony's Lee.
Speaker: And I've already got a couple waivers out there to pick up a couple guys that I didn't think we're going to get, or that I was surprised that didn't get picked that I kind of forgot about. I think everybody else did. And I'm like, well, these guys will do better than a couple guys that I think they'll be better than a couple guys I have. So I'm already got waivers out there and we ain't even the week one game one yet. Right. Yeah, like I said, I'm going to kind of just roll, roll with the punches. That's not the only thing I can do at the moment.
Speaker: Yeah. Like I said, I'll help you as much as I can. I've always helped cam out. You know, this is a first year that I haven't helped cam draft. He drafted pretty much on his own, but I literally was at like noon yesterday. I was like, okay, I got the draft in a couple hours. And then I got roped into something helping my sister in law with her school project.
Speaker: and then you sent me a message, you were fucking drafted, where the fuck? So I got the last like five days. Jeff selected Andy Dolt. I'm like, what the fuck? It could have been fucking Andy Dolt and I wouldn't know, whatever. There's a quarterback. I need a quarterback. I know that.
Speaker: Literally put in you know, you can take you can choose by position. I like quarterback. Okay. Yeah, there's a guy. Okay Are you talking about Tony sleep? Golf What do I have It's my squeeze on it Oh, wait a minute, hold on a second
Speaker: I'm just saying, if I win though, I will, I will print t -shirts and everything. Oh, okay. Good luck. Holy crap. And then this morning, Nikki's making fun of my team name. Oh, wait. Sorry. Not, not in Tony's league in the, in the podcast league. I'm trying to, I haven't really gotten into Tony's league yet.
Speaker: I like, I actually, my squad is, is like golf, like golf said, my squad is pretty good. It's pretty stacked. Um, and Tony's league, I just, I've got a couple of players that are coming into week one that are questionable. And I think that's going to be whether or not they play or not. It's going to depend on how I do.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't have anybody in Tony's league yet. I haven't, uh, I just kind of thumbed through there, but, but when I was looking at free agents currently available, I noticed that, uh, they have Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger still, um, Yeah. And Ben Roethlisberger has been retired for, what is this? The second season, third season. He's been retired for two or three years now. And Tom Brady just retired last year. So it's like, uh,
Speaker: Uh, Stan Marino. Hey, look, I just picked up refrigerator Perry. I just got, I just got Barry Sanders and Bo Jackson. You fuckers are going and I got, and I got OJ Simpson at flex. I'm still trying to find Shane Falco. I'm just, you know, the juice is loose.
Speaker: Yeah, I bet you would love that they said Joe. Well, you know what? I'm almost nervous to play Joey B week one because he doesn't have the greatest track record against Cleveland and Miles Sanders really enjoys sacking the fuck out of him every time they play each other show.
Speaker: I think that's like a rivalry thing. It's just the Bengals are assholes. I don't like that guy. I want to, I want to tackle that guy just because I don't like. Miles Garrett doesn't have a mean bone in his body unless it's some racist quarterback for Pittsburgh who calls you in the n -word and then he has to cave a stall in with a helmet picture back there on my on my dresser, by the way.
Speaker: Okay. We'll kill them. Okay. Out there slashing throats. The juice is loose. You know, like I've seen in the last Boy Scout. Yes. Just like I want to drop Billy Bunch out there. Fucking shoot motherfuckers. I fucking love Billy blank.
Speaker: He's done some questionable movies because you can't deny that dude can get ripped, man. He can shoot somebody. The Last Boy Scout was a great movie. I love that movie.
Speaker: No, Billy Blanks did a movie. It's a very Karate Kid -esque movie. I can't remember what it's called, but it's literally the fucking Karate Kid, dude. It's about a new kid that moves into town, fucking janitor, played by Billy Blanks, and he gets kicked on by a bunch of, I guess, kickboxing students, and Billy Blanks
Speaker: frames him up, and next thing you know, he's a fucking Billy Badass. Oh, his name is Ken Marks. You know what movie I'm talking about? It floats around. Nobody knows the fucking name of it. You can probably look it up and Google it, but fucking love that movie. Nobody's but the chick that played Marsha in the Brady Bunch movie. She's in it. She's the most famous person.
Speaker: It's called back. I think that was a move. No, that's not it. No. Dude, Billy Blank. She's not a terrible actor. No, but now I want to find that movie and watch it. Which one? Was it the showdown?
Speaker: I don't know. Hold on. Let me look at some mixed martial arts. He was in a lot of balance of power, blood, fist, hidden tiger, driving force. God, Billy blanks has some credits to his name. He was entangled. I bet you as soon as I see the, soon as I see the movie, he was in kiss the girl. I'll be able to know exactly what it is. That Adam Sandler, Joe.
Speaker: the last kumite shacks kazam he was a dang good guy apparently i don't see it fuck me yeah it is it's showdown it's showdown tough and deadly yeah i was gonna say
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Speaker: And over the announcement of this, whoever put principal, whatever his name is, my, uh, Mazda Miata in the gym, please report to the principal. That was like, nice. It's not a terrible movie. Where to watch the stream. Watch this movie that I did with hot rod, router Piper. Oh, dude. I gave you that link. Load in.
Speaker: Speaking of movies, I showed Kevin one of my favorite movies when I was about his age. I showed him short circuit. We sat here watching on the theater the other day and he's like, no, I want one. I was like, good luck. Check out this is this is what they say about this movie back in action. Bullets fly as vigilante Billy Blanks and the cop, Roddy Piper, try to free their kidnapped girlfriends from a crime lord's grasp.
Speaker: Like a movie that's one of those movies that Van Damme passed on I Was the same way growing up no fuck I was a martial arts fanatic. I loved all the martial arts movies I watched all of them no matter how bad we got seen showdown I would easily
Speaker: to say I've seen that movie like this one time. I love that movie. It's it's a complete 100 % ripoff of fucking Karate Kid. But I I'll die on the cell. It's kind of a better movie. It's not a ripoff. He's a janitor. They're MMA fighters. Mr. Mr. Miyagi was technically a fucking janitor. He was a maintenance guy. He's a handyman.
Speaker: No, it's not. Handyman fixes janitor's clean. He was fixing the scoreboard in that movie. He had the baseball scoreboard in his office. He was fixing it. So if he does, maybe he just was stealing it on this hill. Did he ever? Was it ever fixed? Did it ever work properly in the movie? Huh, Jeffrey?
Speaker: I don't know. Maybe he was just storing. Well, who played his fucking buddy? He had this like nerdy buddy. Where, where in the Karate Kid, uh, Ralph Macchio's character meets his buddy to introduce, take him to the beach and shit. And then the dude just disappeared. So that's the fucking movie. Yeah, the Cobra Kai kids killed him and buried him in his hand. Yes, but no time.
Speaker: or Showdown, whatever it's called. Who played his buddy? Uh, John After. As a young kid in the 80s, that kid was, well, 90s. That kid was awesome. He was kind of like, he was the Wish version of Matthew Lillard in, in, um, what's that movie with him and Angelina Jolie? Actors.
Speaker: Like, you know, the spiky hair and I'm just a little punk, but kind of a pussy. Fucking hackers, that movie. Welcome to nonsense. Well, nonsense, where we talk about nobody's ever even heard about, let alone seen in the last 40 years. Have you ever seen fucking hackers? It's a terrible fucking movie. Yeah. So was what was that other? What was that other Angelina Joel movie that was really terrible? All of them that she's been in.
Speaker: All of them. The only one that was halfway decent that I liked that I can think of right off top of my head. And it wasn't even her that made it good. It was Brad Pitt was Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Hey, I'm not even mad at that. You want to talk about a kink unlock. Angelina Jolie sliding across the room with a fucking shotgun. Oh man, that was badass. I don't care. She was smart. I never found her attractive. I haven't either. But
Speaker: Her holding any chick holding a shotgun and it can wield it properly. I'm in kink unlocked. This is the second time in a matter of a week where you've said that exact same phrase about a chick holding a shotgun when we were talking about shotgun wedding with JLo. Okay. I did like the way her hair and shit looked and she does look like a badass with blonde hair and dreads and gone in 60 seconds.
Speaker: Tony, I'm in. She didn't look like I'm a badass. And drinking out of the gas can as a water as a water jug. That was kind of dope. It was a good movie for what it was. The problem I had with that movie is stealing cars. Let's focus on some cars here, boys.
Speaker: They did. They got all the cars they needed to steal. Yeah, but you don't. Fast and Furious. Fast and Furious, the first one, they focused on the cars. Then they've got space in a fucking bureau. I don't want to get me started on that.
Speaker: They've lost the plot when it comes to this is a car movie. Let's focus on some cars. Oh, you were as a car guy. I was offended. Fast and the Furious lost his plot. What? No, I mean, there's an option. Shaw. Oh, dude, dude, great movie, by the way. But Fast and Furious. Fast and Furious, Fast and Furious 2 and Tokyo Drift were the only good three. Everything else was dog shit. They were all dog shit.
Speaker: The first one was cool. It was cool. It was a cool concept. Terribly, terribly done because I don't give a fuck who you are. If you're doing a burnout and a wheelie at the same time, doesn't happen in any universe. Well, Jeff, it's a movie. It's called physics. No, it's called physics. It's a movie. It's physics. It's called a movie.
Speaker: It's it's it's it's a movie. It's just like in a movie Christopher You a non car guy knows what a fucking manifold is and you can't tell me your fucking floor So wait a minute. So wait a minute in the expendables three when there's ten people in a building the entire army comes at them and they've got tanks and
Speaker: And the helicopter helicopters that are shooting missiles and bullets and everything in this building, 10 people can take out an entire movie after Tokyo drift. Everything else was shit. I'm just saying it's a movie. It's, it's not, none of it's real life. The rock is not talking to a hundred foot looking albino gorilla in real life. That's a documentary, Chris.
Speaker: You're a doc. You're stupid. Let's be honest. Out of all the rocks movies that are stupid, that one is the worst. I'm not going to play a board game and it's not going to suck me into a magical world called Juman. That was a video game. No, that was a video game. The original game was Robin Williams. The original Juman was a board game. And then it became a video game. I don't count the new ones. Yeah, I don't either. Because
Speaker: The only thing funny about those movies, I'm sorry, it's Jack Black. The only movies that can possibly happen in real life are horror movies. No, John Wick is a documentary. You've agreed with me on that. That's just Keanu Reeves walk around. It's just Keanu Reeves in a third world country just killing a bunch of poor people.
Speaker: It's reality television. That is 100 % reality. No, okay. I'm kind of thinking. But think about it in all honesty. Think about it in all honesty, you know, in the fictional or non -fiction, yeah, fictional, non -fictional world, whatever. Fictional world. That's what I'm starting to say. As far as movies go. No, okay. In reality, any movie that is made is technically couldn't happen. I don't believe that. I can't believe that.
Speaker: I mean, you put, you put me, you and Tony on our way to Vegas. Oh yeah. Vegas is fucked. Let's be honest. I'm Zach, you know, Phoenix or whatever his name is. Uh, faster. He was the getaway driver. Uh, walking tall was the one where he like came back. No,
Speaker: Yeah, he came back. He was a war vet. He was a, he's an army ranger. It's based on a true story. Yeah. So technically and that movie was a reboot because the original movie came out in like, what, the seventies did it. It was equal.
Speaker: Well, no, the original Walking Tall came out. It was based on true events. There was this kid that was from a small town, was like a ranger or Navy SEAL or something, came back a war veteran and his city was all ran by some corrupt scumbag. Like this really happened. It was based on that guy. But that was, he was a cop in that one faster. He was, she was, I think it was just to get him. And then he got set up and his brother got killed. And then there, or maybe that was snitch.
Speaker: Well, Snitch, no, Snitch was he was a truck driver and his son fucking snitched. Is that what it was? To go to jail, from my understanding, which is why it's called Snitch. San Andreas was a terrible fucking movie, but wasn't he a cop or something like that in San Andreas? He was a fucking rescue pilot or something like that. Yeah, something. That was a dumb phone. And then the one was the one where he only had one leg and it was a it was a building on fire. It was basically a reboot of
Speaker: Towering Inferno. Oh, I don't know. I haven't seen that. What's up to the movie? It's actually not bad, basically, if you've seen the one movie, you've seen him in every movie. But I ain't mad at the guy because he's getting paid billions of dollars to do the same fucking character. Hey, the rundown with him and Sean William Scott. I enjoyed it. I did. I liked his earlier movies. I liked Walking Tall. I liked the rundown. I didn't like Tooth Fairy. I thought that was a cute family movie.
Speaker: yeah that was okay it was cute it wasn't uh well i'm trying to figure out the name of that fucking movie uh
Speaker: I don't know. Skyscraper. Was that what you're talking about? I didn't see that one but I don't. Yeah. Skyscraper. Ever will. Great Iron Gang was based on a true story. Yeah, Great Iron Gang was. Yeah, that was that was good. That wasn't necessarily. Doom was a piece of **** No, actually, Doom was awesome but he wasn't even a main character in Doom. Well, he was, it was very early on in his career. Yeah, he was a piece of ****
Speaker: Yeah, but again, not a main character early in the script. Doom was really cool because it was one of those first movies that ever did that first person shooter shooter view off of a Carl Urban when he got injected went into that shooter mode. That was actually kind of cool. Kind of a game movie was stupid. Which one? Oh, yeah, with the game. Yeah.
Speaker: That's what they're, they're, they're really, I had Mark over and I need a pump and they start working out. That movie pissed me off. Yeah. Skyscraper. It was all right. But it's basically, it's literally the premise of towering inferno. Shut the fuck up. He was a free guy. They listened, they listened as well as, uh, as well as your kids do.
Speaker: That's because the neighbor kid's out here. Anything after one on Fast and the Furious is garbage, Tony. And I will fight you. Excellent. The second one wasn't terrible. The second one wasn't terrible. One's not even that good after the first time you watched it. The first time you've seen it, when it first came out, it was like, oh, cool. This is a cool concept. Plus, you know, you don't even have to be a car guy.
Speaker: to appreciate and like the way some like me. I'm not. Oh, that part is cool looking. I don't know anything about it, but it's cool looking. Yeah, you know, but after that. That red notice that was good. It's kind of is kind of like. And I know a lot of people. I know I'm kind on this hill on my own, but it is what it is. Saul could have been wrapped up in two movies, but I will give credit to the new spiral with Chris Rock in it.
Speaker: It's a nice new twist on the Saul universe. And if you haven't seen it yet, check it out. I'm actually going to rewatch it because I was only half -assed. If you fight anywhere near as well, as bad as he picks a fantasy football team, then I'm safe. I don't know. Have you seen the jungle cruise movie?
Speaker: It was cute, but it uh, it's so much it's it's extra It's but a lot of extra it's it's always the rock being the rock though. That's the thing Well central intelligence, yeah, he does kind of play the rock character, but he grew up as a nerd yeah, a big fat nerd and there's some part like
Speaker: To the point where people are making fun because he's wearing a fanny package. It's kind of like, okay, I get it. You know, it was, it was a different, like he didn't grow up a rock. He grew up at the beginning of the movie shows him as a kid days. He's like 250, 300 pounds and singing in the shower. And once again, why the fuck is he in the shower when there's an assembly going on or whatever?
Speaker: but it was all right. Because he was the fan kid and he was embarrassed. So he waited until everybody left and then he took a shower. Well, apparently he showered at the school every day because well, the whole premise of why they found him in the shower. But I mean, that's, that's the thing about the rock. No matter what you put him in, he is always the rock. It's always the rock, the rock, the rock. That's all he is. No matter what. He's technically an acting hero guy. I get it.
Speaker: can't get it. Um, you know, and you've seen, you know, like he's not the first wrestler turned actor. You know what I mean? You know, I for did it and, and, you know, to a certain, you know, to a certain degree, any Charles Bronson movie. Yeah. But any Charles Bronson movies, the same, the same thing.
Speaker: Yeah, let's let's be honest. I would never say this to Charlie Bronson's face in his prime. But if you've seen one Charlie Bronson movie, you've seen them all. The remake that Bruce Willis did of the Charles Bronson movie was way better than the original. Which one? What the fuck was that movie that he did? His wife got killed and blah, blah, blah. So Bruce Willis movie.
Speaker: Bruce Willis being Bruce Willis being a bad dude dude where he was he drove a boat on the river in Boston or something like that with sir Jessica Parker back when she was actually hot she looked good as fuck in that move before her horse teeth grew in yeah no she looked good in that movie boy let me tell you oh my god
Speaker: No, not too long ago. Fucking know what I was saying. You know, you see a lot of these wrestlers turn actors and or do acting and stuff like that. You know, Roddy Piper was always a little bit unhinged. I think that was just him in general. He was just naturally unhinged. He's just a weird guy. You know, John Cena.
Speaker: Even about Cena, Cena has kind of broken the mold. But John Cena is able to go from like serious to making fun of himself. I mean, I guess he broke the mold in that in that aspect where like he did that that fireman where he was the fireman.
Speaker: And then take care of those kids that that could have been done by anybody. Well, that I mean, you know, vacation friends, which I still want to watch the sequel to. Oh, my God. I've seen the first one because I bet she would like those movies. She was in the Barbie movie. She was a merman. No shit. I haven't seen Barbie. I haven't seen Barbie. I'm a man. So. If you don't want to go see a women empowering movie. No.
Speaker: Why? You're part of the problem. Maybe. Misogynistic motherfucker. I am zero interested in seeing that Barbie movie. 45 year old man goes by himself to see the Barbie movie. That's not a good look. Well, Jeff, I will tell you this.
Speaker: There will be a ton of women in there and you would be the only guy. So, I mean, you do have that aspect. Most of those women have kids. I got enough. I'm good. I agree. A hundred percent. I a hundred percent golf. I agree. The rock is played out the Schwarzenegger and jingle all the way. It was cute. Well, jingle all the way, you know, in junior.
Speaker: uh anybody wasn't he wasn't he in twins with yeah he did that last action hero movie which kind of kind of in a way made fun of himself yeah of him being an action hero because yeah and the kids like you always see that every movie no but like kindergarten cop once again the
Speaker: The reason why Swartzinger is so good in kindergarten cop is the accent. Who is your daddy? The Uma. 20th line ever, ever. But anybody else says it, you're like, eh. Hey, hey, all you trans people out there, you ready to get triggered? Well, I can't believe it. Girls have a vagina. Cancel kindergarten cop right now. Hey, I'm just saying. That kid knew it.
Speaker: That kid's one of those kids. He was everywhere. Yeah, he was everywhere. Mickey and I watched a really good mind -fuck thriller today. She fell asleep. It's on Netflix, but it's called... Shit, what the fuck is it called? Before I wait. Before I wait. Really good movie. It's like a horror thriller mind -fuck type movie.
Speaker: I do like a good mind. It's got Kate Bosworth in it and Thomas Jane. So it was Thomas Jane. I mean, I'm Jane. I like that dude. Yeah. I mean, like when, when, when Tom Jane did punish her best punisher ever. I literally fell in love with Tom Jane. I was like, I'm kind of a bad. Not only are we canceled kindergarten cop is canceled.
Speaker: Oh, I can get it. Not a problem. Uh by the way, I don't know if it's it needs to be a movie but reboot twins with Jason Momoa and Peter Dinklage.
Speaker: I'm not, I'm not big on the Jason Momoa train. I mean, I've seen clips of him. Like, I mean, I'm just not, I'm just saying. They look like they could be twins where Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger, you're like, yeah, maybe that was the whole idea. Yeah. But, but. Dinklage.
Speaker: You get Dinklage with the beard like he was in Gate of Thrones and shit. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest.
Speaker: I don't care if she's fat or any or or invisible. I cannot stand her. I want to smack her in the face. We said rumor. I thought you said nothing. We're going to say rumor. And I'm like, what'd you do? And Demi Moore's daughter. I have no problem. I'm going to say that publicly. I'm going to say that publicly. I'm going to say that publicly. I'm going to say that publicly. I'm going to say that publicly. I'm going to say that publicly. I'm going to say that publicly. I'm going to say that publicly.
Speaker: No, but no, you know, that's what they would do if they rebooted twice. They would. And they'd ruin it. It'd be a female class or a cast or or or they would somehow be it wouldn't be called twins. It would be called gays because they would be like we're totally opposites, but we're gay. Shut up. Or they could do.
Speaker: If they didn't gender swap it, you know who it would go to. It'd be Kevin Hart and the fucking Rock. That's exactly what I was going to say. The Rock and Kevin Hart. And that would ruin it. It totally ruined it. You know, Kevin Hart's technically can't stand up. I'm kind of over you in movies. He's another one. He's the same in everything. I love his stand up. Don't get me wrong. But he's a funny guy. But once Kevin Hart, if you've seen a Kevin Hart movie, you've seen them all.
Speaker: He's the next name. Chris Tucker was like that for me. Not Chris Tucker. Chris Rock was like that for me for a while. No, Chris Tucker's like that. Chris. Well, yes, I agree. But like Chris Rock, when he was in the weapon, when he was in the weapon, he literally just did lines from his stand up. But yeah, but even his stand up is I know he's mediocre. I'm not I'm not discrediting Chris Rock in any way, shape or form.
Speaker: You know, but I am his, his, his standup just became very repetitive. You know, funny, funny as fuck, but we're not even the same jokes, you know, might change them up a little bit. It was, but it was the cadence and the fuck up. But that's how I felt about like, um, you know, there's there like, like all those, all those, the, the, the goofy redneck fucks, Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Ingvoll.
Speaker: The only one that I really liked out of those four was To see any of his stand -ups that I didn't like Yeah Like all his stand -up specials are fucking phenomenal. I would recommend anybody
Speaker: You guys have gone on and on about Sam kennison and and and i'm like, yeah the same guy I was never a kennison guy. It was not funny when the room started to die on him. He just screamed Yeah I never got I never got it. It's same with uh, what's that gold gold gold? It was a police gadget Gold barber no gold
Speaker: Oh, Bobcat, go away. Yeah. No doubt. He was funny in the 80s, but annoying shit. Yeah. These, these, these character, these, these, these gimmick guys, it gets played out like, yeah. Okay. The first couple of times we see it. Yeah. It's funny. You might be a redneck. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: We get it, Jeff Fox, when we come down. You know, Larry, the cable guy. You're done. Yeah, we get it. Yeah. You make in such jokes. You're a hillbilly. You're not even you're not. Ron White talking about going to that Beatles fucking. Circles are like Beatles thing. Holy shit. One of my favorite things that Ron White ever did was him talking about being in a bar.
Speaker: I didn't get in front of a bar. I didn't get to walk out and say goodbye to everybody. I got hurt like a pussy. Six bouncers. After all that, are you Ron Kater?
Speaker: They call me taters No, he's funny There's a there's a Ron white joke floating around On on tick tock right now talk about his wife blow jobs. He's like my wife is the best blow jobs if you ever get
Speaker: Do it. Have you seen his house? Ron White's. Ron White's house. There's a video. He did like an interview. He did an interview in his house. His house looks like it's a converted driving range. Oh, he's got a top balcony and about like a porch underneath all enclosed. Like it looks like it was once a driving range. Like it's fucking nice, dude.
Speaker: Yeah, I've yet to see anything he's done. That's not funny Carlin was the same way. Although Carlin was always very political never never a huge fan of Carlin I Know unpopular Well Colin Colin did he told the truth in a in a funny way Where but
Speaker: And it's like our boy Bert. Bert is very much like Ron. You just tell stories. Make sure they're funny. I think that's why Bert's doing so well. I don't know if you've seen the special, but he tells, I guess for his daughter's birthday, they wanted to go to one of them escape rooms. And the only reason they wanted to go was to make Bert freak out.
Speaker: And Burt's dad get pissed. Nice. That's the only reason you want to go. And that story is fucking hilarious. I laughed my ass off. And then he just, he does a story and I think it's in the same special where he's at a, like a charity auction where they buy tickets and they raffle style. And he goes up to the guy and he knows the guy's like, Hey, how many tickets do you sold? He's like, like 12. He's like, how many of you guys want to sell? I don't know, like 600.
Speaker: Just close the fucker down, give me all six hundred.
Speaker: My shirt's coming off
Speaker: I think I've watched it twice. The great thing about Bert is when you, my wife does not, she doesn't get it. She's like, why is that funny? I'm like, I'm just hilarious. But I don't know. Have you heard him talk about his trip to Starbucks? Yeah. That Starbucks joke with the black kid behind the counter. That joke. If you're ever in a like a shit moment,
Speaker: Watch one of Burt's specials. If you don't laugh, you don't have fucking sense of humor.
Speaker: No, exactly. Because a lot. Well, you know, a lot of his stuff, even like with Ron White and there's other comedians out there, you know, Dane Cook was the same way. You know, Kevin Hart is the same way in his stand up. And like any Murphy and stuff like that, they're storytellers and they talk about shit that happens in real life. Yeah, I'm sure some of it is a bit over exaggerated. Obviously.
Speaker: You know, that's what makes them makes it funny. You know, Dane Cook got a lot of shit back when he was huge. But, you know, you know, he had that whole joke about him and his girlfriend going into role playing and her like wanting him to be the
Speaker: the burglar and the rapist. And she like made him go outside and hide in the bushes and call her. And then he was like using his normal voice and she was like, no, that's not scary. So he's like, I'm going to come inside and I'm going to tie you up.
Speaker: And I'm going to do whatever I want, you little bitch. And then she stinks. She's like, oh, don't, don't, don't, don't call me a bitch. That's that. And he was like, Oh, sorry. You know, and he was like, I put the phone and then he was like, very animated. So he was, you know, he was all over the stage or, you know, he was talking about getting into a fight with his girlfriend or whatever and how women always
Speaker: pull back and hit you with a pipe bomb, but it's not a normal pipe bomb because like four hours later it'll stick with you up. He's like, you're just like your father. I love that joke. That joke cracks me up. He's like, what does that even mean? That chick cracks me up.
Speaker: Well, so the Dane Cook did really well for the simple fact he, you know, he was animated. And I think that's I've hit on Dane Cook in the in the past for the simple fact that he would almost be too animated for me. Dane Cook, in my opinion, in my opinion, was a master of the slow burn with his storytelling. Yeah, he would get my birth does so well. Yeah, the stories.
Speaker: But the whole raffle ticket, they're in a room of like 60, 70, 80 parents or something like that. He said he's got the dad's table. One dad's got an Austin 316 shirt on. He said, ooh, that's my table. At one point, they're calling like the last prize or something.
Speaker: I figured it was, he says, audibly, everything slows down. He says, you know, the kitchen's packed. They're not cooking no more. They're looking out the hole in the window like. And he says, and all of a sudden someone goes just a little bit too loudly. Who is this fucking guy? And he says in the bartender screams over everybody. He's a fucking machine. And I was like, no. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: It's, it's, I've yet to see any Bert Chrysler stand up that is not funny. They're all on that. And, and they're one of those things that like, you can watch them multiple times, kind of like watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious. Hmm. Or, or would you go to the other where he's wearing purple that those they're fucking hilarious. There's never a dull moment and you're going to pick up something new each time.
Speaker: And, uh, you were talking about Game Cook's got that special off. I can't remember what it was. It's like on Netflix or something. I've yet to watch it. And I think it's on the field. I've yet to watch it, but it's on my list. You had like a whole, it was like, I think it was a series or something like that, but it was called tour. Yeah, that, yeah. The tour gets one. I want to watch. I just haven't gotten to it. I'm actually watching shameless that I'll tell you what, if you ever feel bad about where your life is.
Speaker: Watch that show. You're like, yeah, at least I'm not these fucking. Yeah, but yeah, but, you know, yeah, the first few seasons, but then everything turns out perfectly fine for that family. You know, like, you know, I literally just finished season four where where what's his name? The most famous person on there. I can't remember his name. The dad. Yeah. Yeah. His his liver fails. Yes, quit drinking. And
Speaker: They somehow, his girlfriend and his oldest daughter that you didn't know, you don't even know she exists until season four. Get him a new liver. They pay a doc from like Afghanistan who's a taxi driver. He can't get licensed in the state. To give him a new liver, they pay him like 26 grand. And instead of taking his liver, instead of fixing his liver, they take his kidney.
Speaker: which moves him up the transplant list at the hospital. So now he gets a new liver. Like this guy can't lose. Yeah. Like your liver's failing. You have to, uh, you have to stop drinking. It's been like hell of a ride, but, uh, thank you what he said. He was like, well, I hit him what it is. Hit him with that. Michael Clark, Duncan lines on the green mile. I'm just tired.
Speaker: We just told you you had to quit drinking. We quoted the green mile. We just told you that he had to stop drinking. You just look at us like he's Sam Elliott and say pass.
Speaker: just shave my beer off and just keep my mustache. Keep the same Elliot handlebar mustache. Or the, what's the, uh, the guy from, uh, parks and rec, he goes to the doctor won't wait. She's like, how much alcohol do you drink a week? And he's like one. She's like one drink. That sounds so bad. He was one shelf.
Speaker: I didn't expect to be as good as it is. It's a hidden gem, but it's also hit or miss. How much alcohol do you drink a week until I run out?
Speaker: How often do you run out? I don't. Well, that's my line. That's a good problem. No, I pretty much got it well handled. I'll see the problem. It's only a problem if I run out. Thank God for COVID. Now I can get that shit delivered. Exactly. You know, that is the hidden gem of the pandemic is delivery. Um,
Speaker: I, yeah, absolutely. Because, you know, even, even not necessarily like the big chains, but your mom and pop survived, you know, off of like door dashing, rub hub and Uber eats and stuff like that. Because I know, you know, cause I've always been a door dash guy or over eats, but I know when the pandemic hit a lot of places,
Speaker: and where I live at that didn't offer grubhub or door dash or Uber Eats. They went under. Well, no, no, they weren't offering it before the pandemic, but when the pandemic hit, they were offering. Well, obviously I talked to a lot of people. I talked to a lot of people that were affected by the pandemic because that's what I do for a living is I do pandemic relief and you know, the,
Speaker: The internet for as much shit as it gets things like zoom and and and Skype and something kept businesses on Well here we here we are two years outside of the pandemic and You know, I've talked about this with with my job You know There's still a lot of companies who are doing work from home because
Speaker: A, the work's still getting done efficiently and whatnot. Um, you know, they're still getting everything done. And then these owners don't have the, the, uh, the overhead of renting a building or renting a space or the utilities, your electric, your, your internet or this or that, your, your maintenance, your upkeep.
Speaker: Uh, you know, they, they don't have that overhead costs. So they're like, you know, my employees and that's, you know, and that's one of the reasons. And it's just not me talking out of my assets, me talking to the owners of one of my buildings that it's a five story building. I have two floors that are occupied in one of those floors because of the pandemic. And they realized that it could work. They're only in the office three days a week. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, it's days a week. They're like working for the company I work for. I work from home. The only company I work for. He's like, dude, I have the best people in the country and some outside the country working for me that if we just stuck to where we are, which is fucking Utah, let's be honest. Not the greatest area. I wouldn't have these the great people that we do because, you know,
Speaker: Uh, there was a, somebody brought up, are we ever going to actually show up at the office? And he's like, you live in fucking New York. Why would you come all the way to fucking Utah to come to the office? That's why we all work remote. And that's why I'm able to like move to Paris or move to France or, or Switzerland or wherever the fuck I want. Yeah. I still work the same hours as Eastern time. I just do it at night. So it's, it's.
Speaker: But like 10 years ago, Oh, work from home. That was like, Oh yeah, that's not going to happen. Because with, with zoom and stuff like that, zoom and, and, uh, Google ring and, and Microsoft teams, dude, you get, you don't, we very rarely have people like, Oh, I can't come in today. It never happens. You're a fucking home laying dead.
Speaker: put your laptop on your lap. That's what it's called a laptop. Yeah. Well, I have an office in my house. My office is so that I can get away from fucking kids and work. And I can have my, you know, multiple screens set up and the whole nine yards. But I mean, it is what it is. It's one of those things. It's like,
Speaker: I don't blame any company for like, no, we're staying work from home because it's working. Yeah. Well, at the end of the day, you know, the, you know, the, with, with the rise of the pandemic and, and everything that happened with the pandemic, you, you had a lot of apps, much like we use StreamYard here, you know, and that came about and really blew up and created a platform to where
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Speaker: uh, chit -chatting about movies and stuff like that. I figured music choice. We could go to a soundtrack song. We can go to our boy Leo from Frog Leap Studio. A man's got some serious schemes. With uh, with his heavy metal cover of holding it out for a hero. Check him out. Frog Leap Studio on YouTube. Check him out. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Yeah. Frog Leap Studios.
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Speaker: Where's the street? Why's her police? The fight to rise in odds? We should do a night of unbound steed Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
Speaker: It's got to be fast and it's got to be fresh from the fight What did I hear wrong? I'm only, I'm only here until the morning light It's got to be sure and it's got to be soon and it's got to be larger than life Larger than life
Speaker: Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Reaching on the thunder and rising with the heat We're gonna take the super lanterns with me on my face
Speaker: I need a hero I'm holding up for a hero till the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding up for a hero till the morning light He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than light
Speaker: I'll spread them out to speak the heavens above I'll wear the lightning splits the seas I can swear there is someone somewhere watching me Through wind and the chill and the rain When it's all in the night I can feel it
Speaker: What is fire in my blood? I need fire in my blood I need fire in my blood What is fire? I'm a hero I'm only a foreign hero till the end of the night It's gotta be strong and it's gotta be fast and it's gotta be free
Speaker: I've already looked in the morning night It's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon And it's gotta be larger than light, larger than light
Speaker: Yeah. That's a good song. Oh, the ending. Any format. It's it's awesome song. Yeah. Any format. It doesn't matter. Such an awesome song. Literally. Wow. I just sat down. I had to run out to the car real quick.
Speaker: Um, get some, uh, get some, uh, aspirants. Yeah. I was going to go to urgent care today, but, um, whether it be in a holiday, let me go to urgent care and get me some antibiotics to fight, uh, you know,
Speaker: whatever's going on, the infection or whatever. But, uh, being a holiday, they were closed. And I was like, son of a bitch. I'm not paying, uh, I'm not paying, uh, emergency room costs. I'll just go to the urgent care and drop my co -pay. I was, I was, uh, I was going to go up to, I need to go up to immigration and get a new passport. And I was like, oh, I'll go Monday.
Speaker: They don't open on the weekends. They close by four. I'm like, huh, typical government job. You know, and of course they take like an hour and a half lunch. So I have to go up early in the morning. It's uh, it's about an hour from the source bar because it's in the hotel zone. Oh yeah. So I have to take the cabin here to the beginning of the hotel zone, jump on a bus.
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Speaker: It's fucking insane. Nice house. Fucking insane. Anywho, Jeffrey. I was hoping to talk to you about this the other day, but Norfolk, Virginia, or I'm sorry, Norfolk, Nebraska.
Speaker: police pulled over a man. Why do you think said police pulled over this, this gentleman in Norfolk, Nebraska? You'll never guess in a million years. I was going to say, was he kid Bundy? I mean, you have dead bodies in the backseat. Well, Ted Bundy died. I'm pretty sure he was dead. I thought he got executed. He might still be alive, but he's been in jail.
Speaker: Well, why did they pull him over? Well, he had a bull riding shotgun. Oh, I saw it. He's in a Cadillac, no less. Uh, no, I don't think it was a Cadillac. I think it was a Cadillac. Well, hold on a second. Let me, let me, uh, it looks like a, it looks like a, it looks like a, it looks like an old Crown Vic.
Speaker: But, um, so, so I'm going to kind of breeze through the story, but I have a video that goes with it. So you guys can actually, I did see the video. Yeah. I actually have a video so you guys can see the video as well. Um, and no kind of go ever. That's why I say I'm on breeze through this, uh, Norfolk police division responded to a call of a man driving eastbound on two 75 with a watt to see bull in his passenger seat around 10 PM or 10 AM.
Speaker: um i'm sorry that's a feat in itself right there um so the officers received the car or received the call about a cow in it uh police captain um ched ramon said they thought that it was going to be a calf something small or something that would actually fit inside the vehicle
Speaker: The vehicle was big enough. The vehicle was big enough. As a result, the officers performed a traffic stop, addressed some traffic violations that were occurring with that particular situation. The occupant of the vehicle was identified as Lee Meyer of Naley and the Watusi Bull. Bull's name was Howdy Doody.
Speaker: Meyer was immediately pulled over by Norfolk Police as they performed a routine traffic stop. The officer wrote him some warnings. There were some sightable issues with the situation. The officer chose to write him a warning and ask him to take the animal back home and leave the city. I don't see the problem with it. I've seen the video. I don't see a problem. For those of you watching
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Speaker: But if you prefer seeing us over listening to us where every show is on YouTube as well. But here's a video of this bull in said car and a little news article. This next story also out of Nebraska and you got to see it to believe it. Someone got stopped. They were driving a full size bull in the passenger seat of their vehicle. Police responding to calls, no doubt from other concerned drivers who saw this.
Speaker: Now the officer pulled over the car and wrote the driver a warning asking him to take the animal back home, leave the city. By the way, neither the driver nor the bull were hurt. And if you're curious, the bull's name is howdy duty because of course it is. So I honestly don't see the problem.
Speaker: So, uh, first and foremost, I just want to say, Jeff, Mr. Car guy, I was a hundred percent, right? That wasn't right. I did see the video. I didn't watch the, uh, I just, I, I. He modified the shit out of that car. I was getting to say, but that is, that is custom made to fit how to do the, the, the pole.
Speaker: And I don't know if you guys seen the video and if you're not, you know, if you're not familiar from working on farms or being from the country or maybe you've never seen Yellowstone because apparently a good chunk of the population watches fucking Yellowstone and all of a sudden their cowboys and their ranchers when they're fucking from from some downtown city in the Metropolis or whatever But there was an actual farm gate
Speaker: on the door so that he can open it and let how do you do the other? I'm not mad at the guy. And that's cool on the cops, you know, for like they could have written. I mean, they could have impounded his car. They could have. They could have. OK, here's my question. Here's my question. Well, what one fraction the dude could see? Well, I don't think the vision was constructed.
Speaker: with a 3 ,000 or 4 ,000 pound bull ride the shotgun. Well, if you had a Ford fucking Ranger, he could have thrown on the bed. What's the difference? Because Ford fucking rides it. I get it. You needed that crown bit.
Speaker: Ford fucking a Ford fucking Ranger, whether you like boards or not, let's be honest, because, you know, Jeff's not a girl. We know that I grew up. I grew up on them forts. I'm not, I'm not that guy. I'm not going to have this fucking debate with anybody. I don't fucking care what you drive. As long as it's one of the three American Ford Dodger Chevy. Don't come at me with a Nissan frontier and tell me that your truck is better than a Ford Ranger or a Ford or Dodge or Chevy. I'll smack you in the mouth.
Speaker: They are sharp, sharp. Yeah, you're live. Nissan and Toyota. Now, Toyota, that's another story. Them motherfuckers, Toyota will walk through hell and back and laugh. But anyways, Ford, Ford fucking Ranger is the worst goddamn Ford ever put on the planet. Yes, even worse than the Ford Mustang electric SUV.
Speaker: Ooh. Yeah. It's like really now the new Ford Rangers, I gotta say they're, they're pretty nice. They're a little bit beef. But regardless, you know, he, a lot of, I'm sure there's, there were a lot of infractions with, with what he was doing. Nevertheless, the cops were cool. Gave him a couple of warnings said, Hey, don't do this again.
Speaker: take the car home, take your boat home. The news article online went on to say that Meyer, who was the owner of HowdyDuty,
Speaker: Um, is known for putting how to duty and parades and stuff like that. So how do you do these, uh, famous bull in the area, so to say, so he can still use that whip. Yeah. He drives him in the parades and that's why he initially created the car. Okay. This might've been the first time ever. He was like, how do you do today? We're going to go drive around the city. I'm going to take you out the country all the time.
Speaker: In that car and all the neighbors know the way there's farmer Myers Everybody everybody knows it but he was in the city and I think that's what kind of got the attention of people was like Come on, tell me you seen the city. Come on, bro. What are you doing? And then some Karen was like hello 911. There's a giant pool Let me let me Let me ask you this
Speaker: You receive that call as the 9 -1 -1 operator or the police operator. Take your medicine, Karen. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. I don't believe you. Bye. Yeah. I feel like the 15th and 20th one of us, maybe there is, but the first two are like, here's an idea. It's free. You know what you can do. Mind your fucking business. Your fucking business. Exactly.
Speaker: Riding shotgun hurting you is it harming you in any way shape or form? That's my thing. Yeah, that's my question. I get the car probably was not up to smell Obviously had a barn door on the side of it But you had a cattle gate on the side of it. It did have a cattle gate on the side, but okay, so
Speaker: And it was modified. It wasn't like he opened the passenger side door. It was like hanging out, you know, like in a cartoon where, you know, the car would be like ballooned out. The car was made
Speaker: for howdy duty to fit into it and, and presumably fit comfortably. And again, if you're not in the car, is that car like sitting like this, you know, cause he's got like bigger shocks on that side of the passenger side.
Speaker: because that car was sitting pretty fucking level for having a thousand -time fucking animal on it. So I guarantee you, when that car is, nobody's in it, it's sitting like this. You know, it's like, what the fuck is up with your car? It's raised by bull. It really looked like my guy, like my guy did a good job customizing this car for the baby. How did he do that? He was having a good time. And again, you know, what's that farm animal movie? Barnard?
Speaker: Yeah, Barnyard, where the cow takes the tractor. Yeah, the automated one. They stole a car. But, Jeff, cows can't drive a car. You watched that movie and agreed with it? Oh, 100%. I believed every second. Says the guy who was like, then Diesel can't do a burnout and a wheelie at the same time. You can't. I've tried it. But a cow can steal a truck.
Speaker: Speaking of, uh, doing wheelies, uh, you might remember someone, I think he was in drafting. You remember, uh, Dustin in our grade, went to Clearport. Uh, he, uh, I saw something on Facebook the other day. Apparently he was, he bought a Mustang, thought he was Billy Badass, started racing. And then the final picture in the series that was on Facebook,
Speaker: is him sitting in the car on a tow truck. I lost it. Oh my God. All right. Sorry. I gotta pull the e -brake baby. Can I borrow you for a few minutes?
Speaker: Can I talk about the guide? I got arrested at the airport. About your most recent Facebook post. Oh, my interest is Pete. So. So my my beautiful. My beautiful, lovely Beyonce.
Speaker: is, is terrified of bats. Okay. For whatever reason, to the point where not even, because for our, I think we're past the point, I can, I can go ahead and put some, you know, information about our wedding out there. Yeah. So as, as you guys know, we're not having the typical wedding or Jeff, you know, we're, you know, we're taking off, we're going to new Orleans, we're going to get married down in New Orleans.
Speaker: by a voodoo priest Elvis or something that would be fucking awesome though but um dude i'm telling you Nikki check Chris's uh check the non -physical nonsense tiktok there's a video you you have to do this it's a star wars thing we don't have to know it's not no it's not it's a wwe thing
Speaker: I would be down there, but so anyways, she has, you know, like my fear of heights. Okay. Scared the death of them, whatever. We'll not go in a hot air balloon with me. The first time I watched the first Superman movie with Toby McGuire, when he first got his powers and the scoopy bastard was just swinging from fucking building for no reason. And they were, the camera was like the first person thing that made me queasy.
Speaker: So she's got like clean beer about that. So even like fake bats. So when we come back, we're going back to PA and we're having like a big party and it's a Halloween theme party. So costumes and all Jeff, I got to tell you our, our costumes, our costume is perfect. So it's going to be like costumes and then Halloween decorations and everything like that. Her best friend who we actually went home for to see this weekend for her birthday, who's old and we put her in a home by the way,
Speaker: Uh, um, she, she had a couple of really cool designs that incorporated bats and Nikki's like, no, you gotta happen. I'm like, yeah, we're good. You can do the bats, whatever. Anywho, I get it. I just got a notification from Facebook. Nikki, she tagged her friend in this and said, this is all your fault. Rabbit bats.
Speaker: being found in Ohio homes. But here's the thing, the bat and said picture is one of those giant freaking four foot Australian bats. Yeah, which they don't live in Ohio. But I also didn't tell you what those bitches did. I forgot to tell you. What bitches? The bitches.
Speaker: I'm scrolling Facebook and I see this Tony and when Oscar commented on a post in this homie Depot Halloween decorations group Barb made a post she was looking for Halloween decorations for a wedding reception and Gwen's comment says yeah she needs lots of that idea I said I'm going to mercury
Speaker: I took a screenshot of this because it's just a random homie depot group in my in my FYB like I'm trolling. Mm hmm. Yeah. She needs lots of ideas and involve facts. No, the fuck she doesn't. That's what we have. Well, so so rabid bats in Ohio are nothing. It's all it's all Barb's fault. It's just it's like raccoons with rabies. You guys have the same thing in PA.
Speaker: So we're not, we're not fleeing, which is why I'm afraid of that. We're not, we're, we're not going to be refugees from Ohio because of rabid bats. We don't have bats here in the house. However, I also didn't think I would ever, I got, I got something else in your house or was it in your pants? There were two of them in my house. Oh, you absolutely have bats in your house. Yeah. Fox face, you know, the splits are like this big.
Speaker: I took it out. Chris, you know the song Fishing in the Dark, right? What song? Oh, yeah, Fishing in the Dark. Fishing in the Dark. OK, so my dad and I fished a lot when I lived back home. And if you go to certain ponds at night. We're not going to be Ohio refugees. We're going to be Ohio refugees. If you go to certain ponds,
Speaker: at night in ohio and you fish at night and this let's say said pond has one light one light high up of course it subtracts bugs right i've literally cast my rod and caught it back because your bait flies in the air and back goes oh and i caught a bat where the hell did you grow up in the country where there was one light in a pond do you know the only light we had when we went fishing in the dark
Speaker: actual fishing in the dark, nitty gritty dirt, man. And that was a weird reference for you to use about you and your dad going fishing in the dark. Jeff, I'm just saying, because that's about fishing at night, having sex though. Have you, uh, um, the song chata hoochie. Yes. We all heard the grape coat, stoke on and a burger, the grape still cone. Go ahead and look it up.
Speaker: Let's just go ahead and share with the class. Why don't you just go ahead and share with the class? It's a 69. Yes, I know. I just wanted to share. Chris, I have a question for you, sir. I don't want to answer your question right now, Jeffrey. I want to dive into this conversation. Go ahead. About you and your dad.
Speaker: There's a park. There's a park just outside of Belleville. It's where the Scout covenant and I can't remember the name of the park, but they have your dad touched you. They have a coping pole and it has one light on one light like it for the parking lot. Yeah. So you can walk. You can actually walk around the pond without falling in.
Speaker: And they have actually two ponds in that park. I mean, I don't know all the ponds we've been fishing. Growing up. There was no street like that for my pal. The thing is that's a park though. It's literally a park. It's kind of like a playground area like the farmer, the farmer's house right down the road. He had a, a, like a security life.
Speaker: Like if you moved, it would turn on. Yeah. And he added up on a pole over by the pond. We were way... You catch bats all day. You can catch bats all day. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Halloween. Okay, take a couple bats, bring them home. We're song choice, man. I got you. I mean... You don't think I was thinking. I'm just saying, but I'm not letting it go.
Speaker: That's okay. Well, I have a question for you. I have a question for you. Lots of questions for you now. Uh, how would you like to work once every six months? No, I'm not. I'm not climbing a tower and changing the light bulb. Dude, you guys see this video. I want to see your reaction.
Speaker: This man in South Dakota climbs this communication tower to change the light bulb every six months for $20 ,000. Oh, wow.
Speaker: What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
Speaker: Fuck that job that that makes me nervous
Speaker: I have no problem finding a ladder. I'm not afraid of heights, per se. I've jumped out of airplanes. I'm not afraid of heights. That, I'm not doing. It's not like, okay, the first, the first what, what was it? Thousand yards? That was a ladder. But that last little bit, I mean, there was a gap of like six feet. There's nothing to step on. I got a buddy of mine. And fuck you, Eddie, by the way.
Speaker: Just in case you see this, fuck you, Eddie. He's a tower guy. That's what he does for word. This son of a bitch used to, it hasn't done it for a while, but he used to tag me in the videos and this son of a bitch will be strapped in hanging off the side of a, off of a side of a tower. And the picture would be like a selfie. So it was just him. And then I'm like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: 20 grand once every six months. Now. Hail to the no, now. Hail now. I'm not afraid to hike. I'm not necessarily afraid of heights, but I respect heights. You're not convinced of me. But that? Oh, no, I'm not doing that. We can't make that six foot gap there at the top.
Speaker: I'm not going to make that. You are not in the movie. There's a movie coming out that, you know, you said you like horror and the mind fuck movies about these girls. They climb up one of those towers and then the ladder breaks so they can't get down. Sorry, I'm arguing with Steelers fans right now talking. So I just said I'm the picture.
Speaker: There's a movie out about the two girls who climb the tower and get stuck. Yeah, they get stuck. They died. Spoiler alert. They die. One. Oh, here, here. Hold on. Hold on. I don't know what the name of the movie is. I think it's called Towers. But spoiler alert, the one girl dies super early.
Speaker: And she did the whole movie because she falls when she dies. It's the other girl's imagination. Just like in six cents. She's his dad. And then she dies too. Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you ever see that news article? This was real. This was 100 % real. They were maintenance guys for the wind turbines. And they were on the turbine doing work and the turbine caught on fire.
Speaker: Ah, yeah. One dude literally burnt to death, because the firefighters couldn't get to him. Yeah. The one dude literally burnt to death. And in the video, it shows the other guy falling. Yeah. No. Because he didn't want to burn alive. I mean, he literally just he had no options. They were stuck up there. I'm afraid of falling. I'm afraid of falling from a giant height. I'm afraid of that sudden stop.
Speaker: No, no, I'm not gonna be on a giant height I'm not going up in a fucking plane to jump out of a perfectly good goddamn plane I'm having with a leisurely fly in a fucking plane Well, I might eventually but I'm sure as shit not flying in a plane with the intentions of jumping out of it Yeah, it's not it's not as what it's cracked up to be I you know, you see these memes all the time. Would you would you? Take this job. It's
Speaker: $250 ,000 a year, but you're a caretaker of a haunted house and a haunted cemetery. Yes. I'm in. I'm in all day. Hopefully the ghost is hot, like in a scary movie. Exactly. What's the... Can I ghost something?
Speaker: No, I'm not afraid of a ghost. What's a ghost going to do? Go through me? I don't care. Absolutely. You want me to go camping with you in the middle of fucking Western India and go on a canoe trip? Oh, yeah. I'm in. Well, how much would it take to get your climate power? There's no money on this planet. I'm talking you can be richer than Elon. There's not enough money on this planet. Halfway. There is not enough.
Speaker: If you made me, if you made me the richest man, 20 times over, I'm talking, you take the richest man on the planet today. If you multiplied it by 20, I might go halfway. I know that fucker 20 bucks. Well, you're a fucking idiot. 20 bucks. Fuck.
Speaker: I have no problem climbing a ladder. I would let the government inject me with Super Souls or Serum before I would climb a fucking tower. Yeah, well, you got a better chance. Dude, that's that's insane. I'm curious on how high that is. It doesn't say. No, no. I'm just saying I have no problem with like, like you said, the cemetery thing.
Speaker: I have no problem. As long as my feet are on the ground, I have no problem. Because there's multiple exits. There's multiple ways to get away. I saw a scary movie. You don't run up the stairs. You're around the fucking front door. Let's be honest. But that, there's no place to go, dude. It's like these assholes out on oil rigs. Okay, there's my other question. Would you do the oil rig thing? Harry Skipper's got a lot of bread and stuff. As long as I don't have to climb.
Speaker: I mean, you're in the middle of fucking ocean. I don't know if I'm up for that. I've done that. It's not fun. But I need multiple exits. That's that's what I need. I don't care about the danger factor, the scare factor. That doesn't as long as I got multiple exits. I need more than one way to get off that rock, you know. But here's the thing about the oceans.
Speaker: and all rigs or working on a boat or something like that. I love the water. I love the water.
Speaker: I do too. I have no fear of the water. I have no fear of what's in the water that we don't know what's in the water. I have no fear of that. Yes. I have an irrational fear of heights. I understand that. Oh no, that's that video. That's not irrational fear. That's just common fucking sense. I have, I have an irrational fear of heights. I am scared to death of heights. This is also coming from the same fucking person who said I will fight or bear. I'll fight a kangaroo.
Speaker: I'll bitch slap a moose. The entire country of Canada has been put on notice in fuck you, Texas. I got one climate power or fight Chuck Norris. I'm beating the brakes off of Chuck Norris. I'm beating the brakes off of Chuck Norris.
Speaker: because Chuck Norris couldn't beat Bruce Lee. I'm going full on Bruce Lee. I'm beating the brakes off of Chuck Norris. I'm sorry, Chuck Norris. Lojin Walker, Texas Ranger. I don't know why everybody in Texas knew kung fu, but as we saw at the point, I'm beating the brakes off of Chuck Norris. I never thought of that. Everybody was like a black belt in some form of martial arts in Walker, Texas Ranger. Every bad guy. That's just true.
Speaker: Uh, I mean, to the point where they had to hire more Rangers who were also martial artists works. I'm just saying I'll beat the brakes off of Chuck Norris before you make me climb that tower. Again, I repeat that Norris looks under his bed for click at night. Speaking of Chuck Norris, I have a question for you. Well, not really a question. I have a observation. Um, we all know. We all know.
Speaker: that movies are awesome, right? It's nothing greater than a great movie, right? But something that not everybody thinks of is the sounds that happen in these movies. And sound maketh the scene. If you don't have the right song, you get something like this.
Speaker: I just realized that that would get us a strike.
Speaker: I've seen those videos so many times where they just plug in these random ass like slow songs into certain parts of where you're like I can never watch this movie ever again.
Speaker: You've ruined it for me. You just absolutely killed the whole entire ****. I mean, it's true. The sound make it the scene. I fucking saw this the other day and I saved it. I was like, holy ****
Speaker: We might've already gotten, I'm waiting for the email to come through. Hey asshole, you fucked up. No. There's a whole freaking series, man. There's literally a whole freaking series. That song by Nickelback Hero.
Speaker: Oh, my God. Oh, dude, that that song make it the scene, dude. They meant. That song is one of those. It works for every scene that I've seen. I've never seen anything like. You know, it really, it really does. I had never really heard. I've heard the song, but I never really I never really downloaded or anything.
Speaker: Now it's like on my Spotify playlist because I'm like, hey, you know what? I'm not mad at it. Oh my God. I saw that the other day and I was like, ah, we got to bring this up. They're all like, man, I lost it. I lost my shit. And I'm never going to dance again.
Speaker: There's a chick I've watched on YouTube. She does reaction videos and she reads off of Am I the Asshole stuff from Reddit and stuff. And she got a strike for singing a Queen song. And she said, I sound not much like Queen.
Speaker: it's not like she was trying to do well she just kind of she mentioned in the other video she's like I gotta I got a strike for singing maybe I sang it too well or something I was like absolutely
Speaker: She told me today, you know when I was like because I pulled up the fantasy things I'm that guy like I'm always watching stuff. I'm always The waivers and the transactions and this had nothing like I'll spend my whole week watching fans watching the league watching my league or whatever
Speaker: And I started laughing and she's like, well, I was like, God damn Jeff. She's like, well, when we're on the show on Saturday night, I signed up and then we started talking about the name and I was like, Oh, I didn't change it. It wouldn't let me change. And it didn't tell me why until I got onto the app. It told me why. And it was because that word is not as spunk is not acceptable. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: why it's not spelled that way on my name but uh but she was like uh she's like you guys are still on that i'm create i'm i'm creating a group chat with you two fucking idiots i can't with you i'm like what is fucking hilarious because i started laughing i thought no your response was that's a little dusty
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Speaker: I was like, wait, can you change your name? And that wouldn't let me, I tried to save it like 40 times and it wouldn't let me. Oh my gosh. Well, Jeff, just like you said, you know,
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Speaker: here than it is where you are. Oh, I know. Once you, once you get to France and I can actually send you something internationally, that's not going to cost me then I'm going to, I know your big watermelon head ass will probably fit in one of these fitted hats that I have. I'm going to get a nonsensical nonsense. I like seriously.
Speaker: Most of the time, my problem with fitted hats is they don't fit me. They're too big for all of them. I have to get like smaller kids, kids, large, have a small head. Do you guys not have lids down there or hat world or anything like that? No, they, they have a couple of hat stores, but do they not do embroidery there?
Speaker: They do, but like I said, the only place I know of, I'm sure there's other places. I just don't know where they are. The only place I know of is under construction. Yeah, because, uh, you know, like when I was in lids and I had this one made, I'm actually, um, thinking about grabbing one of these hats and taking that drive out to tanner and getting me another one made just because this one, I wear it every day. It was getting a little, uh, let's get a little dirty, you know, but, um,
Speaker: They're like you literally just show them your hat at any lids and they're gonna pull up on the computer system and it's gonna be there Yeah, they don't have a lids here, uh, I I don't even know if they haven't I Think it's a US. I have no idea. That's why I was asking if they did or not. But anyway Don't worry ladies and gentlemen before long I
Speaker: Well, I'll get some merchant stock. And if you guys want something, there'll be prices and, and, uh, you know, we'll get shirts and hats and, uh, let me get some, do some stuff for the ladies as well. Um, but it'll all be literally.
Speaker: in my possession. So you place the order once the money's there, bada bing bada boom. Next day it's in the mail. It's out to you. Lids is right now is in 2021. It opened its first store in Germany and now they have a few in the UK. That makes sense. That makes sense because the NFL is huge over in Europe. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, to the point where they've been discussing for the last few years about putting teams over, over in Europe, but I still don't understand how it's going to work. I mean, a nine hour, it's, it's one of those, one of those things you're going to have to have the demand to where you can have enough teams to where they can play each other. And, you know, if you put one team there, I mean, you're at a 17 week season.
Speaker: So half the season we say they have to be here to travel to the states or half the season teams from the state are going to have to travel. So you're going to have to build it to where.
Speaker: You almost have to have like a European league. Well, not necessarily that, but you have to have enough teams where they can play each other on a regular basis and to where teams from the States or they, them could come to the States a couple of few times. I'll work on that when I get there. Two, two or three times out of the season because that, that, that back and forth, I mean, that's, that's. That's a trip, dude. It's a trip.
Speaker: distance. It's the jet lag. This is a jet lag in the time zone difference and everything like that. It's good to wear on the players and affect the game. So you have to have enough teams and there's no denying that the NFL has a fan base in Europe because they started out playing games in England. Uh, those games are selling out right now as soon as tickets go on sale, they're sold out.
Speaker: So they added Germany, same things happening in Germany. Once the tickets go on, it don't even matter who the teams are right now. They're sold out Mexico. I think Mexico city, they've been, uh, they, they do games down there as well. As soon as it sells out right there, as soon as it goes right now, right now, the tickets are sold out. So the fan base is there, believe it or not, because we all know Europe is a football or soccer.
Speaker: You know, but there is a fan base in Europe for the NFL. I mean, it, you know, teams have clubs, you know, like, like I'm a Cleveland Browns fan. I'm a Cleveland Browns fan. Uh, we have the Browns backers and the Browns backers have places all over the world. So like I could be in.
Speaker: Scotland for instance and And there's a Browns backers bar there where I could go and there's gonna be other Browns fans and I could watch the Browns when I get to Europe I'm gonna fucking look for these places. I think that'd be kind of cool. I Mean it's not my bag. Not my deal My you know first thing I'm looking for but you know, I do plan to when I get there, you know ride around on my motorcycle
Speaker: Just go online. Just go online. I want to fucking ride there and go inside with my people. Just go online and just go to the directors online and then search locations and see where the closest one to you might be in France. But in such as the Browns, I mean, a lot of teams have it. You know,
Speaker: There is a fan base there, but you know, to, to have an expansion team, to put a team, um, it's not cheap. Number one, it's not cheap. You got to have money for it. And are you going to make money? Are you going to get your money back? Absolutely. The NFL has become worldwide over the last several years. The fan base is there. You're going to, you're, you're, you're going to make your money back. You know, you're going to.
Speaker: And yeah, your teams might not be good the first couple of years, but it also opens the doors for. If we were to expand to Europe, if the NFL was to expand to Europe. Oh, and let's say you almost have games year round when you. No, no, no, no, no. Well, you'd do like like you'd have like two weeks in between games. No, because because no. And here's why.
Speaker: So when, when you fly to Europe, it takes you a little while to get over that jet. So you'd have to have the players. They already have games in England, in Germany, in Mexico. So, you know, like right now, like, uh, actually, let's see. Um, but you'd also, we're up this year.
Speaker: If you're going to expand more games, the season would be more weeks, wouldn't it? Here's the 2023 international season. They got five games scheduled internationally. So I can actually go to an American football game in France. Wembley Stadium, October 1st, week four, the Falcons versus the Jaguars. Those are both American teams, obviously.
Speaker: Damn. Okay. Jacksonville, you getting a lot of international love, uh, taught Tottenham hotspur stadium in London. So you got a Wembley stadium, London, UK, London's getting a second game on October 8th. So Jacksonville's just staying in the UK, October eight Jacksonville versus Buffalo. Okay. Um,
Speaker: Again in Tottenham on October 15th the next week Baltimore and Tennessee And Stadium in Frankfurt Germany on November 5th Miami Dolphins versus the Kansas City Chiefs Again on November 12th the very next week Indianapolis Colts versus the New England Patriots
Speaker: And those are your five. Those are your five. You get three games in London and two games in Frankfurt this year. Well, I won't be able to make it this year because I'm looking at it. And again, these are, you know, three weeks in a row in London. Jacksonville is basically going to stay in London and then two weeks in a row in Frankfurt with four different teams.
Speaker: So you get, you get two, three, you get five different NFL teams in London and four NFL teams in Germany. And I guarantee you if the tickets are already sold out, right? Yeah. I was going to say, if the tickets are already on sale, they were sold out as soon as they dropped. I guarantee it.
Speaker: What I mean by if you expand into Europe and let's say you, you add, I don't know, let's say 10 teams. You would have to have eight to 10 teams. And this is just me. Armchair quarterback, you know, not really being in the, but I would, I would, I would think you would have to have eight to 10 teams so they can play each other and still in the mix. Um, they didn't try it properly, Tony.
Speaker: but they didn't have enough teams. So if you had eight to 10 teams, you would have to incorporate it into the regular season and be able to where they could play teams over there. And I'm actually still learning the fact that, holy shit, if I'm in London, it's only a hop, skipping a jump away to Frankfurt or whatever. It's their neighbors.
Speaker: Yeah. So we'd have to have a set amount of teams to where they can still play each other and then still mix in the American teams and match. But what you're going to run into, what's your, the problem, the biggest problem you're going to run into is how long ago did they try NFL in Europe is my question. That's a good question. What's your, the problem you're going to run into.
Speaker: is when you get to the playoffs and said Super Bowl. Now it'll be cool for the Super Bowl because you're gonna open up international stadiums you can play in for the Super Bowl. You know what I mean? Which is gonna be, which I mean, I mean, let's be honest, if they're playing in Sydney, what is that? What is that? The Opera House? I don't, like some,
Speaker: Somebody help me out. I'm trying to think of a, like a historical stadium type deal. We'll just say Wembley, for instance, if they put the Superbowl and Wembley. Historical stadium in Australia. They're already, they are literally already charging absurd amount of money just to get into the Superbowl as it is right now. We're talking like, uh, the Sydney Olympic park. Something like that. We'll just say Wembley.
Speaker: You know how much money the NFL is going to make if they put the Super Bowl at Wembley Field? Holy fuck! The Melbourne Cricket Grand, which is a stadium for cricket. How many seats would you say that says cricket? What is it? The Melbourne? Melbourne Cricket Grand. Ground. Let's say 130 ,000. It's actually 100.
Speaker: That's a lot. Again, that place, you're going to put a hundred thousand people in there. And right now, most, I think last year, Super Bowl, I think not only, not only are you going to pack that joint with, with locals, but you're also going to pack that joint with international and then your tourism.
Speaker: I mean, I think last year, just to get in the stadium, just to get in the stadium to watch the Super Bowl in the tippy top of the stadium, those those were like twelve, thirteen hundred dollars a pop. Yeah. At the Super Bowl. You you incorporate it in and like I said, you need about eight to I would say ten teams minimal
Speaker: to incorporate an NFL European league to to to play in the actual NFL, not a separate league of their own. Because the fan, not a European league, right? Yeah, the fan base has grown at the end of the day. Tony, I don't know if you're still here or not, but I mean, you know me, you know all my numbers guy, you know, you know, this is what I. They already have an NFL Europe league. Yeah.
Speaker: You got the London Martins of Barcelona that against the Amsterdam admirals Orlando Thunder Scottish clay moors the Frankfurt galaxy in the Ohio glory That's that's something totally separate from the NFL And then you got the Raven rain fire I Can't pronounce that last one. That's what's done ham the Humburg sea Devils the Berlin Thunder
Speaker: New York Jersey Knights. New York, New Jersey Knights. That's the European League. So basically, they have everything there. All they gotta do is, instead of making it the European League, just fold everything into the NFL.
Speaker: Right. Right. Tony, what you're saying is correct. But your die hard, your die hard fucking like assholes like Chris or die hard Browns fans, the Superbowls in fucking London this year, bitch, we're going to London. Bitch, if the Browns are in London and they're in the Superbowl, I'm going jumping on a plane for the Browns in the Superbowl.
Speaker: I somehow... No, they're not. Somehow you would figure out how to do, like, cargo ship that ship, you know? I'll be a fucking stoner. Who's not Saint... Who's not Saint -style, just... Can I get a cargo ship? I'm just saying. I'd pop up in the... I'd pop up in the camp. I'm your captain now. Yeah. No, but, like... Like I said, well...
Speaker: I actually found out something interesting, uh, apparently I hear you at the super bowl, but the other countries will get more for their dollar with Olympics. Maybe not necessarily. Maybe, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. And again, you know, being, being the, you know, the NFL is becoming
Speaker: Huge in these European countries Like they went from having one. They literally had one game in London every season to now Five games in Europe. They got they got three games in London and two games in Frankfurt, Germany this year
Speaker: And Mexico City is also still in, I don't know if they're still involved or not, but they were involved in the mix for a hot minute. So the fan base worldwide for the NFL is growing. And like I said, when tickets go on sale, they sell right now. And those are not all international sales. Those are local sales. So anything happens.
Speaker: And even people who can't get tickets still go, especially if their team is there. And Jeff, you live in a tourist city and I used to live in a tourist city. And anytime people come into a tourist city that are not from there, that is money in the locals' pockets. A hundred percent. And to compare the Olympics to the NFL is apples to oranges. Oh, a hundred percent. Well, like for this year or next year, I guess, Olympics is in Paris.
Speaker: OK, the problem is right now France has a big issue with tourism. It's because it's so localized. When people go to France, they just go to Paris or they just go to certain areas. So like when I'm assuming they did not build the the new Olympic Stadium in Paris because it's already fucking bad.
Speaker: There's that one time every four years where this is every fucking year every year and most of those people who are going to Go to the international games. They're not gonna just go for the day or you know for the weekend Most of them are going to go now. They're gonna go for the week. They're gonna go for the week and I'm gonna see more than one game like you said they got
Speaker: five games this year in Europe, but you could go for three weeks and go see all five games. You literally have two games in the same stadium, two weeks in a row. Yeah. When you go to Europe, a week is not enough time. Most people do two weeks. Yeah. I don't know how far because I'm not out there. And, uh, you know, uh, hold on a second. Wimbledon international schedule 2023.
Speaker: Let me see here. I don't know how far. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop listening to me. She does not listen. Mine does that every once off out of nowhere. NFL 2023 international schedule. But there's already 12, 12 fucking teams in Europe. So you just fold those in. I mean, they can look next year, they can just set up
Speaker: 2024, they can shut up the European league and the regular NFL in one week. So the first game, Wembley stadium, October 1st, London, UK. I don't know how far not, so they have three games, October 1st, October 8th, and October 15th, three weeks in a row.
Speaker: It's literally on the outskirts of London. They're all all three are in London. Three weeks in a row in London. And then November 5th and November 12th in Frankfurt. Well, OK, here's here's the problem of holding the the the Super Bowl in one place every year. People are going to get pissy. Why are we going to go to fucking Vegas to watch the fucking Browns play? I'm going anywhere at the Browns make the Super Bowl, let's be honest. Well, but but.
Speaker: You know, if the Browns and the Jets go up against Super Bowl, are you really going to go all the way to Vegas?
Speaker: Yeah. First and foremost, the Browns and Jets would never play each other in the Super Bowl. I don't fucking care. You want to fucking you want to fucking bust off Ben Diesel and doing a wheelie in a burnout? The reason why I said the Jets and the Browns is because you're a fucking Browns man. He's a fucking Jets fan. Regardless, the Jets are only one of 17 teams that he likes. Well, the Eagles. So but.
Speaker: But he's like the Eagles. I like the Eggo, but it should be like a browser. The browser gets on the AFC. So the Super Bowl is always an AFC team and an AFC team. Right. But so well, I don't know which ones, which one. Fucking Greek. But but no, you would want it. You wouldn't want it every year because I got this 60 million dollar or 600 million dollar stadium I built.
Speaker: And and we've we've had the Super Bowl three times in a row in fucking Vegas My brand new six hundred million dollar fucking stadium No, I'm just saying the money is there in Europe now the fan base is there now in the Europe The the the NFL European League was something totally different
Speaker: It was not, it was not actually part of the NFL. And like I said, if you wanted to actually be part of the NFL, you have to have eight to 10 teams to make it. There's 12 teams in Europe right now. All they got to do is fold them in. Yeah. But those guys are like, those guys are like the XFL, USFL. You've got to incorporate it. If you have, if you have, if you fold those teams, so do the NFL.
Speaker: You're going to have players from Europe playing in on the Browns team. You're going to have good players from his handbag. But you would, you would, you would obviously, you know, you'd be trades going on.
Speaker: Well, yeah, like I said, you would feasibly to make it work. Can you imagine? I've been on the I've been on Cleveland's team for three years. Now I have to fucking move to fucking Germany. Because I got traded. That'd be weird. But I mean, the NBA has, you know, the NBA, they do.
Speaker: They do, you know, those players in the NBA and even hockey in the off season, they'd go NBA. The players will go. That's what, that's what happened with the whole, that, that, that, that whole stupid bitch from that league that nobody cares about that WNBA league that nobody cares about Tony. I still don't see you at every WNBA game in your area. I know you were a big proponent.
Speaker: Brittany grinder, but and everybody else I yeah all you motherfuckers that were a big free Brittany grinders I don't see y 'all goofy sons of bitches that at all these WNBA games but nonetheless in the offseason she'd go play and in Russia or whatever that country was but there's a lot of NBA players that do that as well because I Understand why the WNBA does it like enough? It's
Speaker: but like, well, anyways, it's not even real. Agreed. Uh, however, however, speaking of sports, have you heard, uh, there was a record breaking game for, for, I believe it was, he said now I'm a valuable WNBA game. We should have kept it locked up in Russia. Yeah.
Speaker: What did you say? Oh, I'm sorry. There was a record breaking game. For women's sports, most of tenants in one game, I believe it was fucking volleyball. Well, was it 10? No, it was it was like they packed the fucking stadium, dude. You know why people go to women's volleyball? Agreed. Exactly. If it was any other fucking sport, I'd call it bullshit. But but but I will give I will give women's volleyball credit.
Speaker: You could put a woman, I believe, and I truly believe this. Um, well, he's Tony said it was college volleyball. I believe that you could take, I'm not going to say the worst, but one of the worst women's volleyball's team and put them up against the quote unquote best men's volleyball team. And I'm talking like, yeah, I'm talking.
Speaker: Goose and Maverick volleyball squad. I would be willing to bet that you could take like one of the worst women's volleyball teams and put them up against one of the quote unquote, best men's volleyball team. And they would, they would get destroyed. The men would get, the men would get destroyed. Women have volleyball on lockdown. I will never, that's, you know, one of those.
Speaker: one of those sports, I'm not going to shit on, on women's volleyball, but if you take the best WNBA team and you put them up, actually, actually you can take a WNBA all star team and put them up against the worst NBA team. And that actually you can put them up against the worst collegiate team. And more than likely the men's collegiate team is going to be the dominant team. Well, that was already proven with women's soccer.
Speaker: They played, they played the guys that were retired. No. Well, not only that, they played a bunch of guys that were retired. Like these guys were like 35 and 40 years old and they beat the dog snot out of these women. I'm not, I'm not shitting on ladies. I'm not shitting on women because I love softball. I love, I love college. Um,
Speaker: You know, I had cousins who played softball in high school. I used to go to their games. My high school, I used to go to games. I love, I love softball. I love watching the game. I softball pitchers, the way that.
Speaker: Oh, y 'all. That flies, dude. I can't throw that hard. I'll watch women's softball, collegiate softball over men's baseball any day of the week. When that shit on you women athletes in any way, shape or form, but we got on this because I was on my Brittany Griner kick, but Oh yeah. Yeah. And we were talking about.
Speaker: athletes. Baseball players do the same thing. We're talking about athletes going back to different countries and playing in the offseason. Baseball players do it all the time because Asian and Cuban, Dominican, Puerto Rican baseball players are huge in Major League Baseball. And we all see, they go back to their home. basketball players are mostly like fucking
Speaker: And stuff like that Football is like one of the only leagues that people women's volleyball is a lot like men's hockey But I I don't understand the fascination of hockey I honestly don't
Speaker: It's not I can go to the bar it's no it's no it's not even about the fights anymore. It's just non -stop action Any sport any sport even fucking car racing that pours the shit out of me And I watch formula D. I watched formula D and after like five minutes that I'm like, oh fuck what else is wrong?
Speaker: I like NASCAR, you know, I grew up watching NASCAR, but let's be honest with your own left turn. Your own left turn. You can make four left turns in a row. Good for you, buddy. But the board is a show. No, I mean like NASCAR. Now, when I'm if I'm there for any sport, I'm fucking in. Like I go to a baseball game. I'm fucking in. I'm a football game. I'm fucking in. Like I'm a football guy. I'm a football dude.
Speaker: Numbers players for days. I know I'm on I'm on top of it all Baseball is my number one sport. I love baseball. I Can't keep track of players. I can't keep track of stats And I and I will not watch I will not watch the entire nine innings on TV. I Will have only if I'm at the casino I will however watch one or two innings change the channel come back and
Speaker: come back to it. You didn't miss anything. Uh, if I'm in the stadium, I love baseball in the stadium. I love it in the stadium, but it, but it also depends on the announcers that you have on the stadium at the stadium. You know, they gotta, you know, a good announcer will make a baseball game a hundred times better, but I do enjoy watching baseball in a stadium. If I get, if I get the opportunity to go to like,
Speaker: Our local, our local minor league team here is the Clippers, the Columbus Clippers. When I lived down in Charleston, it was the Charleston River dogs. You know, I've been to, you know, I'm a Reds, I'm a Reds guy. I've never seen the Reds playing Cincinnati, but I have seen them playing Cleveland and I've been to, you know, one other Cleveland formerly known as the Indians now guardians.
Speaker: you know, I've been to one other Cleveland game and, and I, and I love being in the ballpark. When I was growing up, we used to go to Clippers games all the time. And back then the Clippers were the, the minor league team for the Yankees. So I got to see cats like Derek Jeter and shit like that come up through the minors. Um, I think I'm out of a lineup, but I know who he is. Now the, uh, now the Indian or now the Clippers are,
Speaker: Well, last I heard there are the Indians for minor league teams. So when the guys come up from Columbus, they go to Cleveland drive two hours north and go to Cleveland. I've been to a million Clippers games growing up and got to go to a couple River Dogs games. I love baseball in the stadium. Love it, but I like it. Here's the word thing for me. Like you said, if I'm in the stadium for whatever sporting event I'm talking and.
Speaker: I may not know what the fuck's going on all the time with the exception of soccer. Oh, you want to talk about board? Jesus Christ. Fucking soccer. Back up the field. Oh, we're going to run. Impressive soccer. These motherfuckers are running all the time. And that's kind of like, and that's what I said, even on TV, that's, that's the cool thing about, and I understand where soccer fans come from. I just don't like soccer. I'm not judging you guys. I just don't like. I am.
Speaker: I am. You've got issues. I understand why you guys enjoy the game. It's the same reason I enjoy hockey because hockey is fast pace. They're going up and down, up and down, up and down.
Speaker: nine times out of 10, you don't even know where the fucking puck is. I've been in arenas in college. That's the problem with fucking hockey. I never know where the fucking puck is. So I've been I've been in arenas and colosseums watching like when we got the blue jackets in club. I grew up a pins fan. I still love the Penguins. I'll always be a Penguins fans. The only fucking team that I like in Shitsburg. Oh, yeah. You know, but
Speaker: We got the Columbus blue jackets being an Ohio guy. I'm like, Oh yeah, this is my team. So I still reform. And the cool thing about it was I never got to go to a hockey game, being a penguins fan, but when we got the blue jackets where I worked at the time, I worked for Kroger's. We got the blue jackets, my senior year of high school in 2000, our senior year in high school.
Speaker: where I worked at Kroger's, I could literally get tickets on the glass for nothing.
Speaker: I can even get tickets behind the glass on the, like the opponent's bench. And that's where we bought our tickets. Like, cause I grew up, I hate the Blackhawks. I hate the red wings. I hate the flyers. You know, I hate the Rangers. I hate the Islanders. I hate these teams. So we were buying tickets behind their benches, blacks and talk shit constantly. And the players would talk shit back to us. Like it was fun.
Speaker: And then, you know, then I would also, you know, like, look, I'm Blue Jackets guy, but now, like, my favorite team growing up is in our house multiple times a season. And I can just go behind their bench, like, literally on their glass.
Speaker: So that was fun. But again, hockey is so fast paced and, and I have no problem losing the puck. I'm watching the game and I see all the movement and all the action and it's very fast paced. And now you get your fights and in the early years, you know, you had guys like the Columbus bluejack has had a guy. And that was his number one job was to beat everybody's ass. He's a brilliant Jody Shelley. Like that was, that was his job.
Speaker: Jody Shelley was, was, was our enforcer. He was beaten at least two people's ass a game. I mean, like our local radio station, WNCI, they wrote parody songs about Jody Shelley fucking people. I can't, I have, when I, if it's, if any sport is on TV, I'm bored. I don't care.
Speaker: If it's a movie about sports, I'm fucking in! There's not a sports movie out there that I don't think I've seen. Except it's a Friday night life, just because it looks like a lot. And if I'm at the game, I'm 100 % in. 100 % focused the entire time. But to sit down on my couch, there's so much other shit to watch. I don't care.
Speaker: I mean, Nikki, Nikki got a little bit of a taste of football me Saturday because it was the first week of college football. And, and, and that reminds me, I have to, I have to send a message out. Fuck you, Louie. You goofy bastard. Ooh.
Speaker: Michigan played a collegiate vocational school. Shut up. You're a Texas fan. And you guys played fucking rice. It was basically the school of the blind and deaf. Calm down. It's the first week of college football. We all know our big schools are playing cupcakes. Shut up. But, um, you know, and I told her, I said, baby, I should just say, you know, I get loud, I get animated.
Speaker: She's like, I'll just go back in the bedroom and watch TV. I don't care. And I'm like, okay, because I've gotten bitched at a lot because of how I watch football. And I, you know, you really haven't been injured. Like this is the week one. So it's a fluff school. I know we're going to win, you know, and it's going to be different from week one of football this Sunday.
Speaker: because I mean, literally the Browns open up NFL against one of their rivals, the Cincinnati bun holes. So it's like, like my level of. Fandom is going to be through the roof. And then week two, week two, I'm not going to be here for Monday night. I'm not going to be here week two of the NFL for a Monday night show. Do you want to know why?
Speaker: because the game's on. Because I'm going to be in Pittsburgh. Watching the Pittsburgh Steelers versus my Cleveland Browns in Pittsburgh, literally right behind the Pittsburgh Steelers bench. Oh, Jesus. Just deck players for Browns colors. Those poor players. Oh, I'm oh, did you think I talked shit on your ass kicked by like the entire side of the stadium? It's worth it.
Speaker: My goal is to get TJ Watts' attention and to get him to sign my Browns hat. TJ Watts plays for the Steelers. I loved his brother JJ. I love TJ. TJ is a hell of a defensive player. And if I can get his attention and get him to sign my Browns hat, life goal achieved.
Speaker: And I'll be on that. I'll be on, I'll be at that seat. T G G to get you a couple bullhorn. It's better. Pussy. If I get a TJ watch signature on my brown set out, that'll be awesome.
Speaker: But now, you know, and then, you know, so, yeah, like I'm a I'm a huge fan. I get excited. I get it. I get I get loud. I get obnoxious. Fucking team don't know. I mean, they don't they don't care if I'm cheering for or not, but. Well, you know. It's all about having fun. Join the game. I just can't know. Not to mention the fact that
Speaker: But here's the thing, I guarantee you, if I was with you sitting on the couch, watch the football game, I'd be 100%. But sitting here by myself, or even with the wife or the kids, I'd be bored out of my fucking mind. And it's not that I wouldn't know what's going on, I just wouldn't care.
Speaker: Yeah, I know, but I mean, but let's the difference. Like, you know, like I said, you know, my buddy Kevin, his wife, she's not a big football fan. I think she's, I think she's slowly becoming more of a more and more of a football fan as the years go on, but she asked a question. So like, if you and I were hanging out watching football together, you can ask me questions and I'm not that guy where it's like, shut the fuck up. The game's on.
Speaker: don't **** talk. Oh, yeah. Those guys. And I'm gonna break your jaw. Like, I'm not that guy. Like, alright, what'd that guy do? Alright, hold on a second. Let me tell you. Uh I'm gonna break it down. I'm gonna dumb it down for you as best I can. I'm gonna dumb it down. He grabbed the ball and he ran. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, but yeah, like, you know, I like that's what we do all the time. Like, when we get together, we go over to Kevin's
Speaker: And Matt might be there and Josh might be there. Josh's wife, Amanda, she's a big football fan. And we're breaking down each play. We don't even listen to the commentators. We're watching the game and we get excited and we cheer for a good player, whatever. But then we start doing our own commentary amongst ourselves. Right. And we start breaking shit down.
Speaker: You know, and I gotta give Kev credit because Kev's really come a long way from being like, Oh, I'm a San Francisco 49ers fan because they're winning. Oh, not a 49ers fan anymore because they suck down on a Patriots fan because they win a Superbowl every year. Well, now the Patriots suck and I'm back to being a 49ers fan, whatever, you know, but, you know, but he's really come along and he's really like can, can break down a play. And that's, you know, it's all about what we do.
Speaker: If there's replays or flag or whatever, where we're adding our, our two cents, I have no problem talking throughout a game. I'm not that guy where games on shut the fuck up unless it's commercial. Well, see, I think, I think there's one of the things that, uh, when I'm admirable, uh, when I get to France, when I buy the house is I want to have a garage. I want a garage where I can actually have something I'm working on, whether it be.
Speaker: I'm building something or fixing up a car or whatever. And I'm going to put a TV in there. I, what I would do is that's when I would put on a game, you know, have it in the background. Uh, wouldn't care who's fucking player or what fucking sport it is. As long as it's not soccer. Um, I just have a deep hate. Uh, just have it in the background where, you know, like, but I, I also, the only time I really watch sports
Speaker: If I go to the casino, I'll go to the casino and they got a sports book in there and they have a hundred foot by hundred foot wall with like 80 TVs on there. And that's the cool thing about like, you know, for instance, uh, fantasy football, Jeffrey, you know, I've always been a football guy. I'm literally, I'm literally waking up Sunday morning, Saturday, Saturday mornings. I'm what I'm waking up. I'm watching college game day until kickoff.
Speaker: And then I'm watching games all day Saturday like since we started this podcast I'm literally watching games until the podcast starts and depending upon the prime time games We're doing the podcast and all my phone. I have college football on Thursday nights. I'm watching with with fantasy football You know, there was a part of me that kind of fell off from the NFL for a minute
Speaker: And I was only watching the Browns games or I was only watching the AFC North, which is the Browns division. Um, but when I really started to get back into fantasy football or get into fantasy football, it brought back that enjoyment. Excuse me. Somewhat, somewhat something at stake. They brought back that enjoyment of me watching football because
Speaker: Every morning, regardless of watching the bands, I get up every Sunday morning. I watch NFL network. They're, they're, they're NFL game day. That's, you know, I used to watch Fox love Fox because I love Terry Bradshaw. Shout out to Terry Bradshaw. I know he's a stealer. I know he's a Pittsburgh guy, but that's my day. Terry Bradshaw is a pretty good actor too. Terry Bradshaw is my guy. How long is my guy? Like I love those cats on NFL on Fox.
Speaker: You know, now I'm NFL network guy for the last several years. Love me some Michael urban, love me some Kurt Warner, love me to coach rich. Those that's what I watched Sunday morning. I get up, I watch, uh,
Speaker: NFL network, their, their Sunday morning show. And then I roll into the one o 'clock kickoff. Typically my Browns, I watched my Browns play. Then I watched the, you know, I put back and forth between the afternoon games, Sunday night football, but fantasy football has brought that enjoyment back to me because I have guys on all these teams, um, on my fantasy football. So I'm watching them and I've always been that cat.
Speaker: Browns are my team, love my Browns, root for my Browns all the time. But there's also a lot of players that I like. So I root for them. Now I have another reason to root for players that I like. I have another reason to root for teams that I necessarily wouldn't watch or root for. Because if they're winning and they're going good, that means my fantasy players are doing good and they're putting numbers up. And that's a great thing about fantasy football and
Speaker: And I've tried to get people into like doing some fantasy hockey and they're like, yeah, I'm the casual hockey fan. I don't know any of the players yet. And just pick the best players available at that time. Right. Yeah. Oh, well, I don't really watch basketball. Okay. I don't want to do fantasy baseball because baseball is like 475 million fucking games a year.
Speaker: Do the I'll do the 65 games or 75 games or whatever it is a season for hockey If I could find people who were down to do fantasy hockey, I would love to do fantasy. I Love to do it, but I'm not a look at me I'm not I'm not as big as I like with NFL. I'm not that guy in half
Speaker: I just know a couple of names. I know a few players and I know some teams. Again, I'm a penguins and a, and a, and a blue jackets guy. If I played, if I played fantasy hockey, my roster would probably consist of blue jackets and penguins. I mean, but I think it would just be fun because I try to get involved more and more with hockey. Plus it's so hard to find hockey on TV.
Speaker: It's shocking one of those things is like. It's not. I don't know how to say it. It's like I get it. It does have a big draw, but we're not Canada. At least be honest, but it's not even a Canadian sport anymore at this point. Right? It's really not.
Speaker: But I mean, it is kind of the Canadian pastime. Yeah, I mean, I understand. Canton 80 is grasp on hockey, but at this point in time. Whoa. Yeah. Huh? She just hit me with a fluffy. She said near. Jeff, talk to the Mets. I'll be right back. Oh OK.
Speaker: because I am I know so much about hockey. Talk about. No, speaking of hockey, what was that fucking movie? With the dammit, some driving nuts. Russell Crowe, you did the hockey. No, the thing is with hockey is I I have a draw. But
Speaker: I think the biggest reason why it doesn't have a draw like it does in the state, like in Canada, is the biggest problem is you can't play it in Florida like you would in Ohio. I mean, I know you could play it in Florida, but like the kids on the street, they can't go out and just jump on the ice anytime. I think that's the thing. Like where football, you don't need much for the ball.
Speaker: fucking play on the street where hockey, you kind of need some stuff. You need, you need, uh, you need the ice. I mean, of course there's roller hockey, but what are we fucking Kevin Smith? I just, I don't, I have no, and I get it. You don't need, like Chris was saying, the,
Speaker: hockey's fast -paced and all that. But it's just soccer on ice. Let's be honest. It's soccer in the cold. Because it's, from my understanding, basically the same rules. I mean, how the fuck? I don't know. I just, ah. Oh my god, now I want one. Sports in general just pour the shit out of me. Unless it's a sports movie.
Speaker: I just, I have no desire. Like I said, if I'm at the game, I'm a hundred percent in. I'll watch, you know, I'll ask questions. The one time I went to a soccer game, I had never been so bored in my life. And the guy that, the guy that, uh, his, uh, my boss at the time, he was dating her and he's like, you want to go? Cause he, I've been friends with her for years. And, and of course he wanted to make a good impression. So he's, you want to go to the game? I'll look, yes.
Speaker: I was never been so bored in my fucking life. Although I did have a mental health person. I had mental health. But I don't have any desire to. I don't mind. Football, I don't mind watching football.
Speaker: But like I said, if it's on TV, what else is on? There's a reason why I hated cable. Because you couldn't find anything to watch. But there's always a fucking sports game on. I have better shit to do than watch sports. Oh my god! I'm rambling forever! Take your time! I've run out of shit to say.
Speaker: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Uh, we were, uh, mama, she, she, she snapped to me and she was like, I want pizza. I was like, well, pizza too. Now that you brought it up. Um, so she was like, what? So she was, that's what she hollered at me about. She's like, what do you want on your pizza? I was like, I don't know. Mushrooms, pepperoni. I'm the, I'm the guy. Like if you got it in the pocket.
Speaker: Well, I'm I'll never I will never, ever, ever compare. We've we've had this discussion on the show. I'm very simple. I'm very basic. Like, I think you're a basic bitch. I am. And I drink a pumpkin spice frappuccino lattes from from Starbucks. I know.
Speaker: I just got yelled at. She heard me because she's a pumpkin spice girl. But now, like, I love vanilla ice cream. That's my favorite. That's why she's pumpkin spice girl. All white chicks are. She is so she is my wife. She was my wife with the Starbucks today. She's like, I'm not a pumpkin. I was like, get the fuck out of here. I have I have one of one of my large black coffee. It's so weird to say this, but one of one of my closest female friends
Speaker: who I've never met in real life. It's pumpkin spice season and she loses her mind. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Keely. I'll see you in September. Or at the end of this month, sorry. How good can it really be?
Speaker: But but Nikki, Nikki got excited. Thank you. I'm excited for it because I don't like your basic way. Wait, does it taste like pumpkin pie in a can or in class? No, it's not. It's not out. It doesn't taste like pumpkin pie. It's it's out. It's a pumpkin flavoring. But I can't say much because, again, like I said, my favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla.
Speaker: When it comes to pizza, you are kind of a basic bitch. Yeah. When it comes to pizza, give me pepperoni and cheese all day. And I'll be the happiest fat motherfucker on the planet. You fuck that. I got the other day the kids wanted pizza and you know, and and I can't just order one fucking pizza because it's fucking gone within 30 seconds. Well, I ordered a pizza for the kids. And then I ordered one for myself. Now, granted,
Speaker: It was right before the fucking show and I left my pizza sit here on the bed. And when I got done with the show, there was no fucking pizza left, including mine. But I got a, it was, they called it a, a carne stritas, fried meat. Yeah. And like, dude, they had chorizo on it, sausage, uh, pepperoni. Damn.
Speaker: I, dude, if they had meat laying around, they were like, we're throwing it on the pie. I'm like, well, how soon can you get it here? Cause I'm in dude. But I usually get, uh, as much like when I go to subway, when I go to subway and I'm like, they're like, what do you want on it? I'm like, do you have it there in front of you? Yeah. Okay. Then I want it on my sandwich. Throw everything. Throw the kitchen sink at it. I'm fucking ready. I want it all. Like I said, I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker: at the end of the day, you know, and again, it's nothing spectacular. Oh, you know, whatever means ham, bacon, sausage, pepperoni. Oh, I like them all on my pizza. Give me a
Speaker: But I also Way for my fucking pizza, that's it too much. Yes pineapple doesn't belong pineapple doesn't belong Fucking fucking fucking Starbucks, will you just pumpkins by fly fake bullshit? Shut your face whole she's a pineapple pizza
Speaker: weirdo. Chris, you're going to have to rethink this whole marriage thing, dude. I'm sorry. I'm getting to think I might have fucked up Pittsburgh Steelers, pineapple on her. Well, they do say they do say opposites attract and pineapple on people's pieces, but the opposite is as far as I go. I can look past the pie, the pumpkin spice, you know, whatever. Change her own. I don't even like, I don't even like coffee.
Speaker: I don't like coffee. All right. What's wrong with coffee? I don't like coffee. I don't like. What do you like? What time I had coffee and I lost my khakis. I was in the car. Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm not a coffee guy. I'm not a coffee guy. I don't like that either.
Speaker: And when I do drink coffee, the coffee guy, because when I do drink coffee, 20 minutes later, I can take Matt world's massive shit. Oh, yeah. Well, when I do drink coffee, well, OK, so this is this is kind of me being basic bitch. And there's a there's a creamer that I really like. It's Cold Stone Creamery vanilla. Oh, yes. The vanilla bean and the almond. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, it's literally it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. How much of it do you want? How much of it do you want? Because don't know the owner of cone stole creamer. I want all of my clients. I want all of my own literally. I will literally drink cold stroke, cold or colds, whatever the fuck it's called. Vanilla bean creamer. Oh dude.
Speaker: That's awesome. That's just awesome. So when I do actually and I and I'll be honest with you I'll be honest with y 'all I had I had a coffee or coffee and probably It's probably been close to three years since I've had a coffee It's it's literally creamer sugar with a splasher coffee When I when I okay
Speaker: I'm not quite white. I like my women like I like my sausage, like I like my ketchup all over my sausage, squirting all over my sausage in the morning. I like my women like I like my sausage.
Speaker: No, no, but I I have I every time if I go to Starbucks now, I go to Starbucks like three times a year But I always get the caramel macchiato fucking love it I've been I've been to Starbucks twice in my life Really? I will give Starbucks credit. They got a good sweet tea Yeah
Speaker: And then here here here here here where we live. Here we live. It's top secret. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not fucking Tony Dean. I live in New York, Ohio, and we have Starbucks in our croaks. Croakers is an Ohio company. Yes, I know.
Speaker: They're in the outer line. They're in Indiana. They're in Kentucky and now they're down in Tennessee, whatever the case may be. But the progress is in Ohio company, right? And we have Starbucks in our progress. I don't know if I think, yeah, I think Nikki had already moved up here. We were in progress to see like, Oh, you know, I don't want to Starbucks, but I don't want to go wait in line. And what I saw, you know what? I'll go wait in line.
Speaker: I'll go get you. Just just text me what you want because I'm not going to remember it. I'll be 100 % honest with you. Just text me what you want. Um, I'll go wait in line and while I was waiting in line, I was looking at their other stuff and they had this, uh, I love dragon fruit and they had this dragon fruit, pink drink, whatever. And of course I go, I need a venti, car marks,
Speaker: And a girl was like what I was like, just read the fucking text. I don't know. Right. She's like, OK, guys, is there anything else? And I was like, yeah, can I get that fucking pink drink up there in a large? And she was like, oh, you mean the dragon passion fruit, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Vinci, I was like, I don't I don't fucking say and I have it in a war before on Paul Rudd.
Speaker: I go on Paul Rudd. I'm full on Paul Rudd in that moment. And I'm like, congratulations, you're stupid in three languages because I I'm sorry. What's wrong with small, medium and large? What's wrong? So I was I was just like, I don't care. You're not special. Yeah, I was like, I just don't care what it is. Can I have that in a fucking law? Biggest glass you got. Give me a fucking joke. And then, of course, Nikki comes over and I you know, they
Speaker: I get her drink and I hand it to her. She's like, all right, well, I need to. And I was like, well, I'm waiting on my drink. You got a drink? And I was like, yeah, they hand me this fufu ass pink Starbucks drink. It was pink. It had whipped cream on it. In a glass that's not seen through. I mean, she was like, I got to get a picture. She was like, I got to get a picture of this. I think I saw that picture. It's on her Instagram. But you know what? Call me what you want to call me.
Speaker: Hey, that bitch was tasty. I love dragon fruit, man. I love dragon fruit. That's just good. And that little thing, Venti Grande goofy ass, whatever the hell you want to call it. It was tasty. Now I wasn't, I wasn't, I was not happy with the price.
Speaker: But nonetheless, I still enjoy it. Yeah. Don't get me started on Starbucks price. Jesus Christ. We can't. Yeah. At the end of the day, I understand a dragon fruits and exotic fruit, but I could have got in Ohio dragon fruits and exotic fruit. Right. Right. Agreed. Even here. I kind of went and got four dragon fruits. Come home and blend it in your blood. Yes. In my Ninja.
Speaker: with whatever ingredients I wanted to put into it and added protein to it. And it was, still would have been a quarter of the cost of what I spent at fucking Starbucks. No, I, I want to 100 % agree. Really drink coffee, like regular coffee, like we'll just black coffee is when I'm at like a, a sit down restaurant. Like we go to, there's a place we go to called Casa de Abuelos, or we go to IHOP and shit like that.
Speaker: Give me coffee See if they got Pepsi and this is this is the other weird thing about me and maybe I'm not so weird if y 'all hear this Let us know hit us up on the social medias and Jeff. Let me know I'm a Pepsi like I'm Pepsi Mountain Dew. That's all I drink You know, I love Pepsi Mountain Dew. I Don't know what it is. I like it here Yeah In the states, I was a Pepsi guy
Speaker: But yeah, but they but the coke there uses cocaine and you know, I agree. I agree. I agree. The the real coke because that we have it up here as well. It's called real coke. It's Mexican coke. But. Man, a fountain coke. Oh, OK.
Speaker: There is a there's a Carl's Jr. Here. No, probably Carl's Jr. Is the price. Number one. Carl's Jr. parties is the same thing. Yeah, they have American Coke. Mm hmm. Dude, I will fucking refill like nine times.
Speaker: I'll drink the hell out of a fountain coke. I don't like coke. I don't like, I don't, I do not like coke. I will drink the shit out of a fountain coke. And McDonald's, if you're listening, anybody at McDonald's, if you're listening and you hear this, what the fuck do y 'all do to your goddamn coke? Because you guys have the single handedly greatest coke on the fucking planet.
Speaker: It's the, it's the mix because it's also water. It's literally salsa water and syrup syrup and salsa water. It tastes better. That's literally everywhere you go. They have mountain cokes. That's all a fountain drink is different. It's a different. What does McDonald's do ladies? What does McDonald's do to their Coke?
Speaker: Because it is unlike any fountain coke you will have on the planet. It's awesome. I want to know what is your secret McDonald's. I will go get a fucking job at McDonald's to figure out the secret. Oh, no, you won't. No, I won't because they won't tell you won't learn. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I will. I will be on the news for murdering 20 McDonald's employees. But no, what do you do McDonald's?
Speaker: You're actually machine is always broken. Your ice cream machine don't work, but you y 'all got this goddamn coke shit on lock. What the hell? That is the, I don't even like Coke, but that is literally the best Coke on the fucking planet. Bitches. I'm not talking about Donald's and getting a bag of Coke. All right. I'm not Tony Montana.
Speaker: No, but like a fountain coke and coke in a glass bottle. Oh, and I'm not this guy. Oh, fuck. Yeah, dude. I don't like Coke. Okay. Once again, once again, I'm drinking real Coke. It's okay. But, but I'm freaking real Mexican Coke and
Speaker: I'll drink it. I'll drink it. I'll fuck give a shit. If it's a fountain, plastic bottle, glass bottle. I don't care. I like it. We've, we've all won this. We'll not drink Coke unless it comes in a glass bottle. I mean, well, I mean, it doesn't, it's different. The real Coke, real Coke. It doesn't have to come in a glass bottle because they sell it here in the States and you can get it in a can. You can get it in there. Yeah. One hundred percent. Yeah. I can get it in the can. I can get two liter, three liter, all that fun stuff.
Speaker: It's different when it's in the glass. Actually, other question. Yeah. Does. We're a step away from the coat. Other question. And if you're watching this or if you hear this on the replay. Do you prefer pop or suede if you say soda? Depending on where you are.
Speaker: even though you're fucking wrong if you say soda and you should be slapped right in your fucking cocksucker and you're probably inbred if you say soda. Can or bottle? Which do you prefer? We're not talking coat. We're just talking pop in general. Can or bottle? What's that prefer? Cold or warm? Who the fuck drinks warm pop?
Speaker: Well, you know, sometimes when you go, they, okay, Walmart here. Actually, you know what? I know what you mean. Yeah. Like if it's room temperature on the shelf. First and foremost, first question, we're going to say cold ice cold right out of the refrigerator. Oh no. I want it out of the damn air in the freezer. That's not my question. I want it so cold that it gives you a headache. Yeah. That's not my question. My question is a bottle.
Speaker: plastic bottle can out of the refrigerator. Which do you prefer? Bottle. Agreed. It hits differently. It hits different, but I'm, I'm also like, I, I buy because I drink a lot of Coke, obviously I buy two and a half liters and I'll leave in the fridge, pour me a glass, rock it out. So, okay. Let me, I don't come drinking right. I've almost finished this. This is a three liter. That's all I got left. I opened this this morning.
Speaker: You know, so this is why I say my warm coke this is literally I'm not I'm not fucking I'm not fucking Chris Walken boiling my fucking doctor pepper Yeah, I will say like I will say like the real here at our house We generally nine times out of ten keep it a deep freeze temperature. So If I grab a can of Pepsi
Speaker: off the table. Like we just, we just throw the 12 pack on the table. I drive a taxi off the table, man. It hits a spot every time. But if I'm drinking out of a bottle, I can't drink out of a plastic bottle. Oh, uh, a room temperature or, or a warm Pepsi. If it's in the bottle or, or mountain, well, Mountain Dew, I can just drink that shit.
Speaker: No matter what, because let's be honest, literally Mountain Dew is, is, is sugar water dyed green. Let's be honest. But Pepsi, if it's a, if it's in a 20 ounce bottle or in a two liter or three liter or one liter or whatever, it has to be cold, but out of a can, like when, when we end this show, which I'll end whenever our pizza gets here, I know we're going over, but it is what it is.
Speaker: Um, I'll end it around the time my pizza gets here. I'm going to go out there. I'm going to grab a can of Pepsi off the table because that's where we just leave our 12 bags and that fucking can of Pepsi is going to hit the fuck. Okay. If I'm drinking out of camp, it needs to be fucking cold. I can't. The only thing I drink out of the can is my monsters. And, and once again, needs to be cold.
Speaker: has to be cold when it's in the can. It's the same thing like, there's nothing better than a cold beer versus a warm beer. Because I'm not English. But where's our European people at? How do y 'all drink that piss warm beer? That's, that's one thing. I mean, I'm not a big drinker. So I don't have to really worry about that much. But that's what we're to in Europe is
Speaker: is one this one beer but i'm sure you can order cold food i've been told you can well that's true i mean at the end of the day i am planning to open a bar trust me we will have cold fucking beer we will get all the american business because we have the only cold beer in europe so fuck you that's my business strategy right there
Speaker: we have beer before before the Europeans come in here and yell at us and I know we don't have a lot of European listeners and one of them is let's be honest and the other one he's probably asleep or working right now I understand that not all of your beer is served
Speaker: But that is kind of what y 'all are known for, piss warm beer. No, I'm sorry. It's against nature. And I hate to break it to you, you British fucks. Your beer is gross, whether it's warm or cold. However, Jeremy Clarkson just came out with this new beer called Hawk Stone beer. He grows his own hops.
Speaker: And he, you know, he on his farm, Diddley squat farm, uh, which is, by the way, on Amazon prime, check out, uh, Jeremy Clarkson farm. Fucking hilarious. He actually farm. No, dude, as, as somebody who has some, as two people that grew up on farm areas, started farm. Holy shit, dude.
Speaker: I'm just fucking around. I'm just fucking day one. He says, I need a tractor. He goes out and buys the biggest Lamborghini tractor they make. Well, Oh, okay. So he's four foot tall like you. No, no, no. He's in the police. I mean, I'm going to give him bro. He's a big mother.
Speaker: Well, if I, if I start knowing better, if I, if I buy a farm, so he's fake country, he's fake farmer. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, well, okay. So the concept is the pandemic hit and he's already bought this land and he decides, well, when there's a pandemic, let's fucking start a farm. If I buy a farm.
Speaker: And correct me if I'm wrong, Jeffrey, because everybody has their purple. And this is that argument. And this is, this is where I'm going to have this argument with people. I'm not Ford Chevy Dodge guy, but this is, this is where my argument comes in. If I buy a farm, if I'm ever fortunate enough to buy a farm or have my own farm, first and foremost, don't say it.
Speaker: if I buy new, which, which I probably won't as far as tractor and equipment go, if I buy new, you gotta rock that green and yellow. Gotta rock them. But, but, but me being me, cause I'm old school, I'm nostalgic. I want old school tractors. You know what I mean? I want to Alice chambers.
Speaker: And now the summers, baby. Yeah. All this time, baby. Massey's make the best fucking combine on the fucking plane. I want, I want, I want, I want Ellis. I don't want that big 440, the big 440 fucking Massey Ferg and combine from the, the only movie that I know shows this fucking combine is fucking son -in -law.
Speaker: That is a bad **** **** **** movie. No, I want I want like a I want like a I want like a 1976,
Speaker: Ellis Chalmers or John Deere with the big... None of us all. None of us all, yeah. None of they all fucking automated computerized shit. No, dude, I want my kid's vehicle. But if I put the gear, I know the fucker's in gear. Big plow, big brush haul, whatever. However, I have lately. But yeah, I'm a John Deere. I've lately fallen in love with Dew Holland. Dew Holland's got some bad ideas.
Speaker: They are the Ryobi of practice. You know what? It's not even anything new with New Holland. New Holland has always been on the edge of new technology, like right where you get a New Holland. I'm not going to shit on New Holland because, like you said, I 100 % agree with you, man. They are the Ryobis of farm equipment.
Speaker: And they're not expensive. The problem with John Deere that I have right now is this is a fix. John Deere is fighting this right to fix like you can fucking read about. John Deere, John Deere, and I mean, I love, I'm a John Deere dude. I'm a John Deere guy. I've never been. I'm a John Deere guy, man. I bleed green and yellow. I'm a John Deere dude. I always be a John Deere dude.
Speaker: I don't see a lot of Alice Chamber Chalmers anymore man. I think it was 84 to 86, the German company Deutsch and Alice Chalmers became one company. Yeah. And they had, my dad has a Deutsch Alice 86. It's a 31 30.
Speaker: That motherfucker will not die. Yeah. Well, like I said, old school, cause I want a couple old school old at like, like 74, 78, somewhere in the air. I want an Ellis and Ellis Thomas, John Deere, but here's the thing. Bailing wire and string. You can keep that fucker running. Yeah. But here's the thing.
Speaker: And see, this is, I'm not that, I'm typically not that fight guy. Like I'm not going to, I'm not going to argue with you. I'm not going to argue with you about this conversation right now. I'm a John Deere guy. I love John Deere. They're tried and true. They're tried and true, but they have developed a reputation. They, they become. They're the Ferrari of practice.
Speaker: They've become the Harley. Well, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let me, let me, let me, let me work through this. This is going to, this is going to be a work in progress. This is going to be a work in progress. So, so I will say that John Deere has become the Harley Davidson of tractors. Harley Davidson, when you're a motorcycle guy, it's the end all be all. Right. It's, it's, it's a picnic area.
Speaker: The only difference between Harley Davidson for motorcycle guys Yeah, go ahead and suck it because I'm about to say this and you're gonna get real fucking mad and I don't give a fuck Here and John Deere first and foremost John Deere trying true it's gonna do everything you want it to do and
Speaker: It's going to do everything you wanted to do and it's going to give you all them sweet ass amenities and it's going to air conditioning, XM radio. It's going to cost you twice as much. It is. It is going to be expensive.
Speaker: But it's going to do the job that you're paying for it to do. It's going to pay for itself. Harley -Davidson. Listen closely. Motorcycle guys. MC guys. Because this one's directed at you. You might as well buy a boat because you're going to be on your boat.
Speaker: more than you're going to be on your fucking Harley Davidson because that Harley Davidson is going to spend more time in the fucking garage than it's going to spend on the road. I said what I don't like it. I disagree. You can disagree. I disagree. Hold on. What? No, I had I had a what year was it?
Speaker: I is 68 Harley sportster, 68 or 70 for like a couple of months. And the only reason I saw it was because I was leaving for the fucking Navy. Honda gold wing. And have that big. It's too big of a bike from my. Yeah, for you. Well, that's because you can still buy half a Harley and still pay the same price for a full fucking Harley. My uncle had a. However, if you're looking for a beach win,
Speaker: when it comes to reliability and I hate to be the very bad news. Fucking Indians. Them fuckers will run all fucking day. You didn't hardly buy Indian though. Uh, I believe so, but because I love an Indian and that's what I want. My uncle had a, and I don't know if he'll hear this or not, but if he does, uh, uncle Rob, if you hear this, uh, I think he had an 84 or an 86 gold wing that he bought.
Speaker: 10 -15 years ago. I guarantee you see more time on the road than our 2023 Harley ever will. I don't know the new the new blackouts fucking dope dude. You're paying for the name.
Speaker: And that's. But once again, I'm not going to buy a brand new. I will never buy anything brand new. Yes. The problem with the problem with bikes and the problem with anything brand new. If you and I both go out and buy a brand new bike, each you buy an Indian, I buy an Indian. We buy exact. They look exactly the same. They might be a different color. I'm going to when I buy a bike or I buy a car, I'm going to customize them and put rims on. I'm going to change the thing.
Speaker: I'm not doing I'm buying when I buy my bike. When you buy a hard first thing you need to do is change out the fucking the bushings on the fucking handlebars you need to make a polyurethane because rubber sucks you need to change out the rear suspension because let's be honest Harley Davidson suspension is is dog shit it's like sitting on a fucking rock well
Speaker: And I 100 % fully intend on buying a bike and I want to buy an Indian, but when I buy my bike, it's going to have everything I want on it. That's going to be good. I want a bike that is going to be comfortable. When I buy it, I want to come and pick it up at the dealership and be ready for Nikki and I.
Speaker: to 300 miles that day, right? To be able to hit the road and I want her to become her comfort is more important than my comfort. But this is, this is what I was trying to say. This is my point. Yes. Harley Davidson, when it comes to motorcycles, you're all you're paying for is the name. You're not getting a quality anymore. All you're paying for is the name.
Speaker: John Deere. Yeah. You're paying for the name on John Deere, but you're going to get a tractor that you're going to put a hundred million hours on and it's going to do his job, but you're going to pay for the name. It's still going to. Here's the other thing. The problem with John Deere right now, and especially right now, especially the new one, if it breaks, you are not allowed to fix it yourself. Okay.
Speaker: Come out they will not let's say okay. Okay in that same genre Let's say you spend two hundred fifty thousand dollars or three hundred thousand dollars for the new fucking combat the fucker breaks You they will not come to you. You have to take it it you have to take it to them It's not like you can drive the fucker. You have to fucking trailer it So you're looking at a triple expense just to get into the shop. Oh, no, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on
Speaker: I don't care what tractor you buy. You're not just driving that tractor to the dealership for them to fix it. No, I did, but you actually, okay. Let, for example, you buy a, Alice Chalmers, the starter goes out. You and I can switch out a starter in about 45 minutes. I can switch out. Exactly. The, the, the big thing is the easiest thing to say.
Speaker: I can switch out of the chart, uh, start. Okay. On John Deere, you are not allowed. I don't care because again, we've had this conversation with me buying cars and Jeff, you've got two cars that I hope you set fire on before you moved to France. I know I'm selling now, but it's going to junkyard and are going to buy her for the, you know, my car,
Speaker: I paid the extra money. I don't have to worry about anything outside, outside of your normal preventative maintenance, oil changes and changing the tire. Okay. But if something happens to my car and that's what I said with John Deere's first and foremost, if I own a farm and operational farm, that's making me money. I'm going to have the equipment to hold my John Deere.
Speaker: to a John Deere dealer. Not necessarily. Again, if I'm a farmer, if I don't have it. No, you're not. Because you and I both know a shit ton of farmers. You can ask them how they haul their fucking combine to John Deere. They have to hire somebody.
Speaker: No, they don't You can't throw up on a flatbed and pull behind your fucking pickup. It needs a semi truck Not the farmers. I know not the farmers. I grew up with if I didn't you know If and I'm speaking off of the farmers that I grew up with the farmers I grew up working working with in the farms I grew up working if They couldn't do it. They had a farm They knew another farmer in the area that they were friends with that could do it for them
Speaker: Okay. Here's my thing. If the starter goes out, if the starter goes out, you and I both know we can switch out a starter without knowing shit. You can switch out a starter 45 minutes or less, right? Okay. So you're on a farm. It is a working running farm. Do you really want to spend the six hours or three hours to get your shit all the way over there? I grabbed one of my other tractors.
Speaker: What I'm saying is that you're one fucking daily tractor and the fucking starter goes out, you can't fix it yourself. You're not allowed. Avoid your warranty. Absolutely paying the peace of mind. I would rather have a quote unquote John Deere certified contractor. And this is, and this is, and this comes down to my day to day job that I'm in right now.
Speaker: and the
Speaker: It's covered under the warranty. No, it's not. That's the kicker. It's not. It is. If you do your shit, right. Same thing with my car. I have right now. Yes, I have. There's documentaries. There's documentaries on the right to fix. They're literally suing people. If you change out your starter yourself, where, where we're sitting there, your start, your starter doesn't work. I'm like, Chris, I got a starter right here. We throw it on there.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: That's the issue I have with John Deere right now is they got billions of dollars and they're fucking taking it out on small farms. If you have a farm that is like you have 50 tractors and you have 200 ,000 acres that you're plowing out of 2000 or whatever, but if you've got like a 27 acre farm, you don't have the fucking dollars and cents to throw at a $15 ,000 fix.
Speaker: that you can fix for, for a couple hundred bucks with a welder and, you know, failing to iron strength. And, and then if you do fix it, you can get sued for it. But John Deere, when you can get out of farmers where they're like, Hey, if you want to fix it, go for it, buddy. It's all you. Yeah. But, but, but here's the thing more than likely for the average John Deere is not going to sue you. They're just going to void your warranty.
Speaker: Again, I bought a seven year bumper to bumper. A car or two different things. I understand that, but I bought a seven year bumper to bumper warranty on my car. They don't do bumper to bumper on track. They do. Who's the last time you bought a new car? What? What was the last time you bought a new car?
Speaker: I've never bought a car that wasn't. What is your Malibu? What is your Mitsubishi? Mitsubishi is a 97. Malibu is 99. When was the last time you bought a car that wasn't 20 years old? I had a 2007. So I bought my newest car. How about my cruise brand new?
Speaker: and 18, I still had the manufacturer's warranty on it. Bumper to bumper. It was covered. I bought my, here's the thing. I've only been making decent money for like two years. I bought my, when I was four, I couldn't afford to buy a brand new car. Even if I had about, I bought my Equinox in 21, it was 20.
Speaker: They offered me a seven year extended bumper to bumper warranty outside of your normal maintenance. If I blow a tire, blah, blah, blah, all changes is set completely covered. I said, how much extra is it going to cost me a month? $15. Cool. I'm in.
Speaker: I'm not, I'm not keeping my car for seven years. This isn't seven years or 70 ,000 miles. It's seven years. Right. I might trade my car in next year, to be honest with you at this rate. Uh, but the car dealership I bought it from, I can take it to any of their dealerships or any Chevy dealership.
Speaker: It'll be 100 % taken care of 100 % fixed roadside assistance and loan for an extra $15 a month. Yes. When it comes to tractors, I will pay that extra piece of mind. If I'm at, you can't, you can't, because it's not like a Chevy dealership where there's like four within 50 miles, there's 150 miles away. There are.
Speaker: at least at least at minimal. And we're speaking to John Deere's at least of minimal five to 10 John Deere dealerships within 50 miles of me. Okay. But, but if you're, if you're 150 miles, there's two within five to 10 miles. My thing is,
Speaker: Forget I live in my pocket billions of dollars in my pocket. I'm never by John That's fine. I'm not telling you about it. John Deere John Deere has earned that reputation of your assholes Yeah, you're paying
Speaker: You're paying for that extra. I get what you're saying. You're paying for the peace of mind. You're paying for something that's going to do the job it's supposed to do. John Deere, much like Harley, is on the reputation of you. And much like Ford, because at this point in time. Ford Tractor sucks.
Speaker: No, no, no, I'm talking Ford cars because I know Ford expedition or no, I'm sorry. A Ford Explorer, which is basically the equivalent of a Chevy Equinox. It's like $40 ,000 more. Oh yeah. Easily. So, so John Deere has earned that reputation of you're paying for the name.
Speaker: The only difference between like Harley and, and, and, and Ford is yeah, I'm paying for the name. Yeah. I'm paying a lot more for the name, but I'm also getting that getting what you're paying for. Yeah. I'm also getting that piece of mind of I'm getting every penny that I'm paying. I have zero problem with that. However, that's what I was trying to say. No, I get it. Yeah. But I'm just saying.
Speaker: I don't know. I've never liked John Deere ever. Well, yeah. And then you're coming from that aspect. You don't like John Deere. It's kind of like you and Harley's. You don't like Harley's for whatever reason. My reason for not liking Harley's is the simple fact of for as long as I can remember, Harley is at the end of the day,
Speaker: I'm sorry but y 'all might as well pay for the money for the boat because you're gonna need more use out of a boat. No but you can dude you can buy decently used Harley with low miles and you can get it for you're still you're still gonna pay more than the uh like Kawasaki or or Yamaha equivalent but yeah but I can go
Speaker: I can go buy a Honda Roadster. That's going to be a better. I'm not motorcycle guy by no means telling anybody what to buy or what not to buy or anything like that. But, you know, from, from, from, from what I've heard and what I've seen and go. And, and I want, I'll, I'm sorry, not a roaster, a cruiser. I want a cruiser. I want a big cruiser bike, but I'm a big dude.
Speaker: So I want to increase your bike that you want, you want the electric glide, you want the gold wing, you want a big, big, no matter what, no matter how good I get on a motorcycle. That is not about the power thing. That's too big of a bike for me. I would show off or anything like that. It's more about a comfort factor for, for, for Mickey and I I'm a big dude. And, and I want her to be comfortable on the bike. I want to be on a sports.
Speaker: Yeah, I want to be comfortable on a bike. I owned a crotch rocket at one point in time. It's uncomfortable. They're uncomfortable. I'm six to two ninety. Like like I'm not the biggest guy in the world. I don't believe it or not. It fit me like a fucking glove. Yeah. Well, I owned a crotch racket and I was still six to well over 200 pounds and I love the bike. Don't get me wrong. You know, I love the bike.
Speaker: The problem, the problem with the street bike, crotch rocket thing is, is they can get away from you fucking quick. That don't even, that don't concern me or anything else, but I want a big cruiser. I want something that I'm going to be comfortable. Get away from as in like you can lose control really bad. Yeah. Not like I can get away from you standing there. No, no, no, no, I know what you mean. No. Like I said, I want a bike.
Speaker: that not only am I going to be comfortable on, but I want Nikki to be comfortable as well. So we do decide to be like, Hey, you got the weekend off. I'm off on weekends. The kids are at their moms. You, you, you want to, you want to run down to Nashville. Yeah. And we could, we can make that trip from, from where we are in Ohio to Nashville and cheap, you know,
Speaker: You know, and, and, and, or, or if it's like, Hey, or, or even if we stay in Ohio and not very far from me, but like, Hey baby, you, you want to go to Amish country for the weekend? It's going to be nice all weekend. No rain. It's going to, you know, it's going to be nice. Let's take the bike. Let's go to Amish country. We'll get a hotel open Amish country. We'll get a cottage, whatever. And we can ride it to Amish country and she's comfortable the whole trip. I'm comfortable the whole trip, but I'll, you know, like I said,
Speaker: you compared to me, there's a big difference. Like you said, I'm 60, I'm 290. Jeff, you're five foot. I'm 170 at most. Yeah. You know, I'm soaking wet and holding a break. Yeah, I've got a foot and well over a hundred pounds on you. Right. You put me on electric light or a fucking gold wing. I look like a little kid.
Speaker: So that's what I said, you know, like, you know, when it comes to tractors, I'm not the guy that's going to, can I change the starter route? Absolutely. Do I want to? I'll take it to John Deere, but it's efficiency.
Speaker: It comes down to efficiency on it. That's the same comes down to 100 % as efficient as possible. You want to be as efficient as possible. But as far as tractors go and farm work goes. You're going to get every penny that you spend on a John Deere out of it. And not have to and not have to worry about dealing with the fuckery and the bullshit. Yeah. All right. I got to figure out how to transport. I got to figure out how to take it.
Speaker: I'm going to get everything I spent on it but also, like I said, at the end of the day, give me a 70s model John Deere or 70s models, Allis, Allis Chalmers and I'm happy as can be. I'm I'm I'm I'm going to be all that **** even even Harvester and **** those things are bad. The 70s
Speaker: What's that? Oh, I will never buy a new Holland. Dude, I'm telling you, I want to be on the other day. New Holland's got this new one out. It's not very big. But it's all wheel drive. And it's oh man, that thing is nice, dude. And you know, if you have like, if you're if you buy land with like, let's say 15 acres, you're not going to need to spend the 250 K on a fucking track.
Speaker: Little love fifty thousand dollar fucking New Holland that has all the bells and whistles will cover you Weekend doings and warrior style New Hollands are their section Hey there. I love that colors. They got a nice color speed, too, but like We were talking the other day about lawn tractors dude
Speaker: Cub Cadets, they don't fuck around, man. Cub Cadets, they don't, like everything else is belt -driven, like on a garden tractor, your lawn tractors, where Cub Cadet has a fucking drive shaft, which means that's one last thing you have to worry about fucking breaking. The problem with, like, Dad had a, it was like a 71 Alice Chalmers garden tractor. It was built like a fucking tank. He would take down a tree running into it.
Speaker: but it was belt -driven drive. You'd fucking snap belts all the time. I would venture and guess that Dad still has 15, 20 belts hanging on the wall, just in case. He doesn't even use that tractor anymore. Well, I think he sold it. But his Cub Cadet, that thing will go anywhere.
Speaker: It's not even a big one, but I think I'll do it. Yeah, I mean. Because like one of the things I'm going to have to do because I'm buying land, I'm buying them. I don't want I don't want to live in the fucking city anymore. I can't do it.
Speaker: I want something maybe 15 -20 minutes outside of town with a minimum five acres. So, you know, this is stuff I'm looking into. I'm looking into, you know, a decent size. I don't need the world's largest fucking tractor. I need, you know, a 31 -30.
Speaker: Oh, shit. I lost him. Jeff. Where you at? I lost his audio. I lost. I got his video. But I lost his audio. He's on the phone. What? I lost your audio. Oh, no, he's back.
Speaker: This guy. This guy. Come on, Jeffrey. And. The beer, the beer. Or do I come back and. So just in this show. What do I do? What do I do, ladies and gentlemen? I don't know what to do.
Speaker: He mirrors like it works more always smooth jokes Once again last fucking minute they're asking about their school shit that I bought today and
Speaker: Before the show and they're just out asking about it. I'm like I Said that I went to nine different fucking stores. Nobody had them in the sizes when they called before the show I told them this And they're asking again
Speaker: Well, if we don't have them, what will happen? They won't let you in? Bullshit. That's what we pay for. I mean, they weren't, I mean,
Speaker: Didn't they already go to school today? Yeah, they went today. Nobody said shit. And in three days, three days, the school sells uniforms. Which means I can just wait and just... Hold on a second. Hold on a second. The school sells uniforms? Yeah, you can buy the uniforms from school. They cost a little bit more, but you don't have to run all over Hell's Three Dap Acres.
Speaker: and they'll they'll actually have like the school's logo on it like that. I'd rather just wait and buy it. I don't fucking care. You want to see me start some shit? I was a woman. It was born a woman. Somebody talking shit on fucking. Tony, you have shit to do around the house.
Speaker: What are you doing? Oh, I got to do my mic. I got to do my mic. I got to turn my camera off. Is it called? No. Oh.
Speaker: Oh, he muted and turned his camera off, I think. Yeah. And he ran away. What, is he on the arguing network? Yeah. Who's that? I don't, I honestly, dude, I have, I argue with my kids all day occasionally argue with the wife. Do I really want to jump online and argue with fucking strangers about something that I don't really care about?
Speaker: Even the argument here with you about fucking John Deere, I was like, oh, I wasn't even arguing with you. Hold on. We are. But we are. I mean, it was like, oh, does it really fucking matter? No. Do I care if you buy a John Deere or not? No, because it doesn't affect me. It doesn't affect my farm that's non existence. I don't understand the concept.
Speaker: Why does everyone, and I say everyone, I use that term loosely. Why does everyone have to convince everybody else they need to think like them? I don't understand the concept. It is lost on me. I can't think of one thing that I was that passionate about.
Speaker: that would make Vince someone else that may need to think like me. I can't. I honestly can't. Honestly, can you think of something that you're so passionate about that you have to convince everyone else to think like you?
Speaker: No, nothing. I mean, like, like I'm not even, I don't even try to convince you like what the transfer thing. I mean, it's just my personal preference. And that's like, that's like, that's like my thing. You know, I'm a, I'm a John Deere. I'm a John Deere guy. I grew up on John Deere. You know that I use John Deere, you know, when, when, and if I have a farm, it'll be a John Deere farm. I'm not going to argue with it. Like there's no.
Speaker: there's nothing here's the thing here's here's my question it let's say let's say x amount of dollars and i i'm i'm i'm putting it at x because depending on what you're buying you can buy only used you're not going to rush out and find every john dude yeah no you're going to find what you need and you can find the cheap one
Speaker: No, I'm no, no, no, no. I'll be a hundred percent. You all and John Deere, you know, you'll have it all as opposed to just one. No, no, no. I'll be honest with you. And every John Deere thing you can in this situation. Yes. Preferably. Preferably. Yes. I'm going, you know, if I have a limit, if I have, you know, whatever.
Speaker: I'm looking for John Deere. At the end of the day, as far as farming goes and tractors and farming equipment goes, yes, I'm 100 % all in on John Deere. So what you're saying is you're brand loyal, where you're going to drive the extra 50 miles to make a John Deere as opposed to the New Holland that's the same price, 20 miles closer. Yes and no.
Speaker: I'm not that guy. I'm not that brand loyal. Yeah. Yeah. This is like one of the only things that I'm like super brand loyal on. But I think also at the end of the day, you know, first and foremost, 50 miles is not shit. I get once good example, but like,
Speaker: For instance, if I'm given, let's say 200 grand to stop out my farm with the tractors, I need 200 grand. That's obviously that's been, but, and I need three tractors. I'm finding the closest three tractors that will. Yeah. I'm preferable of John Deere. I would prefer John Deere, but I'm not saying like.
Speaker: You know, if there's, yeah, you know, it's not even a distance thing. It's, it's, it's all about, um, convenience, you know, like if I, if I need, if I need a lawnmower, if I didn't attract her, that's just literally going to be a lawnmower, which means you put a brush hog on the back of it.
Speaker: Right. Right. Right. And I can find one for half the cost. Uh, that's right. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, absolutely. I mean, whether it be, uh, and again, it comes back to this. I'm a John Deere guy, but if it's in Ellis Chalmers or in all his Chalmers or however you want to pronounce it, I'll take the Ellis, you know, um, it's all going to match up anyway.
Speaker: You know, but I, you know, I will say I will never find international international. You don't care if it's my next door neighbor and he was like, you can have this brand new international for a dollar. I'd be like, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. I'm out. They're not great. I don't want it. Don't want nothing to do with it. But, you know, you know, preferably, yeah, I want, I want John Deere on my farm and this is all hypothetical. If, if.
Speaker: And I have more brand loyal to everything but John Deere. I'm not going to throw it away. Like if I get if I get a John Deere plow to hook to the back of my new Holland or something. Yeah. OK, it's there. I'll take it. But it's really like brand loyalty that I have is John Deere. I can't get on that train. So get on that train. It boggles my mind. I don't. But it's like it's like my brand loyalty to Chevy.
Speaker: I can't get, I can't get the, I don't get the appeal of John Deere. I just, it boggles my mind. I don't understand it. I never thought it as something that great. You know what I mean? I was just like, eh. Fucking with you yellow fucking rims. I don't buy you a John Deere, but I'm clean and pink.
Speaker: I'll buy you every John Deere thing you want but you can't get it in John Deere green. You gotta get in pink. Barbie **** pink, baby. I'll stack your farm with everything you want but it cannot be John Deere green. John Deere. I mean, Barbie **** pink. Every piece, every part. The block, the whole nine yards, Barbie pink. You still buying John Deere? Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: My response, his, his response was told you, you need to be on the show. My responses definitely don't need you. And at this point don't even want you. Ooh. Yeah, it's getting ridiculous. He had time to jump up in these comments.
Speaker: he's never done housework. Oh, you want to take this **** dance with me? You know how quick I am to say **** everybody. I'm not the one. I am not the I am not the **** one but yes, I'll take your Barbie pink John Deere's. Oh,
Speaker: So fucking goofy as someone has never been punched in the mouth that that is this goofy ass Fucking wannabe trans this fucking goofy ass stupid son of a bitch. I put a wig and lipstick on and I'm trans Shut the fuck up fuck out of here Once again, this is never been punched in the mouth but yes Jeff to answer your question if I was a farmer and there was like
Speaker: How true is your brand loyalty? We're going to give you a brand new, a brand new state of the art. Top of the 100 % covered. You don't have to worry about anything for the life, lifetime of you owning these tractors. That's one sided. That's literally, I don't give a shit. I'm rocking pink John Deere tractors.
Speaker: It's not even about the color for me. You couldn't you could paint that **** fire engine **** bad **** red **** low rider graphics. I still ain't **** buying. It's not a lot on my farm. It's not a lot on my farm.
Speaker: I don't want my leader to own John Deere. That's how bad I hate him. You know me and you know my you know, I don't get into these arguments and you know, I don't do this dance. I'm a John Deere dude. I broke a John Deere guy. I'm a John Deere guy. So you're saying unless you brand new, I give you brand new New Holland or Alice Chalmers. I'll say that one. Or take John Deere.
Speaker: I had nothing wrong with all his Chalmers. I like all his Chalmers. It's either, you know, preferably it's John Deere. If it's not John Deere, then it's all his Chalmers. I do that. I don't want any other tractor brand on my, on my fictional farm outside of John Deere or Alice Chalmers.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I don't know if you even heard me. He might not have even heard me. So I'm going to have to repeat it. Oh, are you back Jeffrey? Can you hear me? Okay. Can you hear me? Yeah. Can you hear me? Is that better?
Speaker: At the end of the day, you're really quiet. At the end of the day, if it's not John Deere or Ellis Chalmers, I don't want it on my fictional farm that we're talking about. I can't, I can't, I can't do John Deere anything. Yeah. It was not John Deere or Ellis Chalmers. I don't want it on my farm. I don't mind at Ellis Chalmers. I do like them. Ellis Chalmers.
Speaker: I'm not a fan of the Alice Chalmers color. We argued. It's a fictional farm. I don't even own a farm. Future reference. Maybe I become a billionaire. Maybe I become a billionaire. Dude, I'll tell you what. If I become a billionaire, I swear to God, I will hand deliver pink farm equipment to you. I swear to God. If it's pink John Deere, if it's pink John Deere, first and foremost, if you ever become a billionaire, buy me a farm.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If if I did, this is the plan. If I become if I become the next Elon Musk, yes, my lips to God's ears. I'm going to buy you a farm and it's going to be just just a row fucking pink. I'm talking Barbie fucking glitter the whole nine yards. I can move on your shit. I'll be fucking the world's largest pink combine. I'm buying you one of those tractors with the tracks.
Speaker: That that was at 9600 series that kind of dope I'm gonna rock it and you have to personally hand deliver my entire plate Oh hundred percent. All right, and you're getting a you're getting a brand new you're also gonna because because it's John Deere and you have to Fucking take it somewhere to get it fixed. I'll throw in the pink semi, too. That's fine. But not only that and I'm and and You're getting that big text trailer
Speaker: I'm fine. I'll even, just to sweeten the pot, I'll throw in that pink Ford dually too. Fucking out. I don't even, I don't care. Can it can be a Chevy dually? Nope. Nope. Because you have John Deere, you gotta have a Ford. Sorry. I'm a Ford dually. I have another problem. I'll even, I'll even sweeten the pot. I'm gonna sweeten the pot. I'm going to get Nikki, the new Ford Bronco in pink too.
Speaker: She might you that's a fight you don't want to take on Bronco you have to get her the color she wants. Nope. Nope. It's coming in pink saying I'm never gonna fight you I'll have a whole fleet semi trailer included to match my John Deere I I've also on your farm. I'm I'm going to permanently mount rainbow flags everywhere. I don't care
Speaker: Here's the caveat. Here's the caveat that you that you that you have failed to forget. OK, go ahead. Personally and deliver them to me. Done. Which means. We're drinking. Oh, oh, 100 percent. And then we're going to raise some. Poison. You're getting out. No, no, we're going to do the full on Footloose fucking chicken race on tractors, dude.
Speaker: Oh, and I'm going to beat you on my I'm going to get I'm going to get I'm going to I'm going to get a fucking Alice Chalmers. It'll be the only Alice Chalmers on your farm. That's mine. You're going to drive your pink fucking tractor. We're going to fucking chicken chicken. You're going to use to pink John Deere. And you're going to play and I'm going to have big loudspeakers playing hero. Yeah. Why we're doing it. Fuck you. And you are going to step up to click level drinking, which means
Speaker: I'll have my liver on stand. You're going to be like Stephen Hawkins for the rest of your life. Worth it. Worth it. Well, I'm sitting on heaven laughing my ass off. Are you driving your pink fucking tractors? And there will be a rule. There will be a rule. They have to stay pink for life. We'll stay pink forever. Like like if anything is free trade or anything like that, anything gets resprayed, you lose the entire set.
Speaker: Okay. So here, if you buy me a farm, I farm it. I got my, my fleet of pink print, pink tractors with a, I keep all the profits from the farm. Yeah. And then on your gravestone, I put this goofy, some bitch bought me all this great stuff and then stepped up to drink with me.
Speaker: But at the end of the day, you won't have a gravestone because I threw a Molotov cocktail at your cocktail. At the end of the day, I still win because for life you're driving around in pink trackers. I don't care. I will literally drive by your house every day just to laugh at you. I have a fully functional form.
Speaker: that I get on a billionaire. So I don't care about the money profits from. It's it's not about the money. It's about the last factor. What do you think pink tractors and a pink semi? Oh, dude, you pull it up. You pull it up to the grain elevator. You pull it up to the grain elevator. God damn silos pink. No, no. But everybody in that fucking town
Speaker: There's that guy with a pink tractor. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody, everybody within a 400 mile radius. That's click a hundred percent, a hundred percent pay a dime for it. And I'm going to, I'm going to, it's going to, it's going to be called the pink farm. You can call it though. You can call it. I'm going to call it the stinky pinky.
Speaker: They can call it this big side. The big side above the driveway. This is the stinky, pinky. Okay. What's your call? Whatever you want. The stinky, pinky, quick ranch. If it makes you happy, the dank cook logo, whenever you want. It's a fully functional farm.
Speaker: Oh, no, you got to buy the same land, the land and the tractors. You you've got to do all the work, though. That's OK. You can't just hire a bunch of fucking people to run it. You got to run it 100 percent yourself. Oh, no, I'm hiring your fucking son. No, I'm the fuck I am. No, no, no, no. There's there lies that part of the contract. Yes, you get all this shit, but you got to run it yourself. Nope. I didn't run it myself.
Speaker: Are you out of your mind? You know, when I say, when I say by yourself, I'm saying you have to have to be out in the field. You have to actually be out on that bitch and burn it to the ground. This guy blue burned out his farm because he didn't want to work it.
Speaker: And you know, it's free shit and he burned it down. What an asshole. You know what? And even in the day, you let me pick my equipment. I'll run that bitch by myself. You could. Hey, anymore. Dude, I'll hand it to John Deere. Have you seen their their fucking you can get that shit set up where you're in one tractor and four other tractors are still running. Like I said, you let me pick all my equipment and you pay for all. Oh, you're on game on.
Speaker: Hey, you're like, I got her wrong click. Meanwhile, I'm like, should take my trip. There she is. She was like, son of a bitch. No, no, no, no, because it, the last factor alone. Oh, here's the problem. Driving past your place will be considered a hazard. You realize that because people are going to rubberneck. Is that a fucking pink combine?
Speaker: Oh, my God. I'm in the field. We live. We live in a woke society. I'm going to be you're going to pink tractor me up. You're going to rainbow flag me up. I'm going to be a number one farm in America. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. Well, OK, here's my here's my question about farm in Trump is pro LGBTQ.
Speaker: No, he's not. He's actually, he actually is anyways. Um, so not racist on your farm. What are you growing corn? We Angus. Oh, oh, since you're paying for it, I want, I want wagoo cattle. I want, I want all the top of the water.
Speaker: chickens. I want grass -fed chickens. I want a wagyu cattle. No, no, but then why do you fucking need tractors? You're paying for it. It doesn't matter. No, no, no, no. You got to grow grain. You said you're paying for it. You can't backtrack that for me. I'm literally slaughtering one cow and making a million dollars off of one cow.
Speaker: You can't backtrack now. You walked into this devil's den. Oh, because at the end of the day, that's the whole point of trackers is you want to fly the field. Oh, no. Oh, my God. You are. How many times have you tried this on me? How many times have you tried to put me on a commitment that I can't win and I win?
Speaker: Oh yeah. Jeff's in trouble. Don't let this fucker get rich. Do not let this motherfucker get rich. I want top of the line chickens. I want wagoo cattle. I want Angus cattle. I want the best hogs you can find baby. This is a dance. He can't win.
Speaker: I'm just saying, but we gotta end this fucking show. It's Monday and we're going on four and a half. Fucking hell. We are in the show. God damn it. He's on the phone dealing with kids and shit. I'm going to eat this tomorrow. I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need, I'm gonna double dosing it tomorrow night. Are you guys tired of energy drinks?
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Speaker: can't wait to own a stinky pinky flicky farm farm with all my, with all my pink John Deere's and my pink tractor and trailer, why you leave chickens and the best hogs you'll ever find. I'm going to, I'm going to make
Speaker: billions of dollars and Jeff's going to be like, clicks, driving, tractors and be like, Hey, at the end of the day, I'll have my farm with all my brand new new Holland shit, but I'm going to have all my brand new people on deers. And they're paying for everything. And I get, you have to run it off. You're paying for everything. And every time that ship breaks, that's on you.
Speaker: No, it's not because it's John Deere and the warranty covers it. No, I'm not getting the extended warranty. Nothing. Yeah, but you're putting it's all brand new. So they come with the extended warranty already in the price that you pay for brand new equipment. You can't beat me. Here's the kicker with John Deere. It's not necessarily the equipment that breaks. It's the software. And that's the shit you can't. It's all covered. You can't beat me. It's not covered. You've tried this whole fight for fucking you.
Speaker: You've tried. You can't beat me. You're going to lose. You can't beat me. Tony can't beat me. Nobody can beat me. I'm the greatest of all time. You're going to be sitting around with your 40 crackers going, well, none of these fuckers run because I can't afford them. I have literally suckered you into buying me a farm, buying me all brand new equipment. It comes with a warranty.
Speaker: Nothing. I have to ever worry about I have a tractor and a trailer that'll haul my equipment I had the best beef on the planet. I had the best egg for not buying cows and shit. That's on you, dude Oh, no, you're paying for the whole farm. No, no, no, no, no. I said I'd buy the tractors and the lamb reach of the farm You got to build the house. Yeah, I'll build the house but you agreed to the you agreed to the whole farm the barn the house the
Speaker: And you got to buy anything that goes on the land. I'm just buying the crackers. And caveats after you. Of course I can't. It's my fucking contract. You've already been beat. No. No, you're buying your own fucking wagyu beef. Listen here. What is wagyu beef? Are there wagons now? Listen here, Cuba. Fuck around and find out. No, I'm an Indian giver. I'll take that shit back. You're going to Fafo.
Speaker: Yeah, but I'm the one, you're the one getting the stupid prize of pink tractors. I got pink tractors and pink equipment, but at the end of the day, I got a fully functional, awesome farm. No, no, no. You gotta buy the animals yourself. Cause I can't paint animals pink. That's cruelty. You can, but it's illegal. Did I call Peter on you?
Speaker: probably. Just get me to pay for these **** animals. No, I'll get you I'll get you animals. They'll be diseased as **** were you killed **** the farm is 100%. It's in the contract. It's there. It's right there. My lawyers are coming up that contract and I'm like, oh wait, throw this in too.
Speaker: I don't buy fucking animals. PETA has a problem with me having pink cows and pink chickens. I'll get you. I'll get you pink. I'll be on the front line, Jeff. I got you. This is where I got you. I'm on the front line. I'll call you. I'll call you and be like, hey, Jeff. He has a problem with our pink cows. I'll slap them. Paint them purple tomorrow. I'll send the paint. I'll send the paint.
Speaker: Hey, me too. Way too long for a Monday night. Jesus Christ. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Jeff called it. He asked for the show for the song that we started at the end of the, or at the beginning of the show tonight. This is our boy. Once again, frog leap studios, Leo, check them out on YouTube, show them some love and I'm going to be
Speaker: I love this song in any format. What? I love this song in any format. Oh, I love this song too. Here we go. Bang. When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.
Speaker: When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I catch on, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets run next to you When if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's savoring to you But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk
Speaker: The man who walked a thousand miles just to fall down at your door When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you And when the money comes in for the work I do I'll pass almost every penny on to you
Speaker: When I come home Well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you When I go home Well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's pulling home with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles Just to fall down
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey
Speaker: When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
Speaker: And when I'm dreaming Well I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you When I go out Well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you When I come home Yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who come back home with you I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
Speaker: I would walk 500 miles an hour I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles Just to fall down at your door
Speaker: Hey there, folks. So I just want to give a heads up that this is the last chance to enter the giveaway for the bunny guitar. Yeah, buddy. Thing is you're listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We're way along for a Monday. Holy shit. I got to get up tomorrow morning.
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Speaker: Jeffrey. Deuces. You are the man. Whatever you said, be good. We'll be good at it. And if every year in doubt, you don't know what to do, always remember, don't be a pussy man up, warming up, square up, take them on head to head and always remember WW and then D what would nonsense or nonsense do? Be good.
Speaker: I'm going to be good at it, motherfuckers. Yeah. Jeff's dropping the ball. Jeff's dropping the ball. Jeff's dropping the ball. I can't find it. I forgot. I'm dropping the ball. Oh my god. I've made it. It's a
