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“Amateur Nation: a Nation of Suckers”

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

65 plays · May 12, 2024

*TOPICS THIS WEEK:*  1. Keeping quiet hasn’t changed things in America, fellow Pros. 2. We check in with Amateur Nation’s youth! Turns out: they’re doomed. 3. Amateur Nation: that roommate who never does the dishes; because they know that you will. *On “A la Carte”:* wind power blows, notice how trade school students don’t get bribed—I mean “student debt forgiveness”?, and, Argentinian Trump! *On “3 Pro Things”:* Men: past and present, still about the Ukraine hoax, amateurs?, and, forget, “Let’s Go Brandon”, a new anti-Biden chant! *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL:“Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous *SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE*: for 60-second podcast previews!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh5fIZVQdT0VG2M59S0Vwg *MORE*: https://www.lousantini.com/ *THE BOOK*: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08254WSV4 *Facebook:* https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment  *Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/lou.santini3/ *Truth Social:* https://truthsocial.com/@lousantini3 *LinkedIn:* https://www.linkedin.com/in/lousantini/ *GETTR:* https://gettr.com/user/lousantini

Transcript

Speaker: The Honor and Remember Flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.

Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.

Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.

Speaker: Together, we remember them all.

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Speaker: Okay, let's all shut up, please.

Speaker: Warning.

Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.

Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.

Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramacists, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.

Speaker: In one word, amateurs.

Speaker: Hmm.

Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Zantini.

Speaker: All right, listen up you stiff.

Speaker: We call attention to and call out the amateurs.

Speaker: The people who are doing life wrong.

Speaker: The speed bumps of life.

Speaker: The people that are in your way every day.

Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention whoring, self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.

Speaker: Hey, Mom.

Speaker: Oh, hey, Lou.

Speaker: Amateur Nation.

Speaker: It's not just a podcast.

Speaker: It's a movement.

Speaker: This is episode 277.

Speaker: Amateur Nation.

Speaker: A nation of suckers.

Speaker: On today's episode, keeping quiet hasn't changed things in America, fellow pros.

Speaker: We check in with Amateur Nation's youth.

Speaker: Turns out they're doomed.

Speaker: And Amateur Nation, that roommate who never does the dishes because they know that you will.

Speaker: Then if you're lucky, you can hear amateurs crying off in the distance during the a la carte segment.

Speaker: And we close the show with three things done right on three pro things.

Speaker: Shouts out to Pro Nation first.

Speaker: all on Facebook, and Jimmy Bartley, Paul Reed, Suba Steve, Carrie Coyne, John Christ Winery, and Todd M Strunk on Instagram.

Speaker: And a special shout out to Chris Meadows of Wellington, Ohio, and Dan Barfield of Cleveland, and Gary Atkins of Lorraine, Ohio.

Speaker: Welcome to the show.

Speaker: Your pro post of the week by Austere Wyatt on X. Not the first time I've quoted this gentleman.

Speaker: Here we go.

Speaker: Why did it take Trump to confront China?

Speaker: Why did it take Trump to secure the border?

Speaker: Why did it take Trump to kill the ISIS caliphate?

Speaker: Why did it take Trump to restore U.S. manufacturing?

Speaker: Before Trump, our presidents were globalists that sold us out.

Speaker: Trump is America first.

Speaker: Here's what's happening at Amateur Nation.

Speaker: As we go a little something like this.

Speaker: Hit it!

Speaker: Step one.

Speaker: Topic number one.

Speaker: Well, what do you want us to do about amateurs at Amateur Nation, Lou?

Speaker: Scream and shout?

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: I want Pro Nation to do exactly that.

Speaker: If enough pros scream and shout in some way, make their voices and votes heard, protests, counter-protests, standing up and standing strong to the pressure of masks, vaccines, climate change, EVs, political corruption, anti-Semitism, gun control, censorship, and cancel culture, then the real America, the real America that matters, I know what I said, is heard.

Speaker: And there's a general sense of displeasure in the air for the powers that be to realize they better back the hell up before America steps to you.

Speaker: The America that matters is the America that does their own work, pays their own bills, makes their own way, doesn't rely on others to do the heavy lifting, is law-abiding, and puts family, God, and country first.

Speaker: And whatever order they see fit is the only America that matters.

Speaker: The America that puts other countries, many of them more corrupt and evil than ours, the America that puts laziness, entitlement, whining, communism, pedophilia, propaganda, and feelings first, that America is going nowhere and sinking fast.

Speaker: You could take the complacent, all talk, no action, virtue signaling lip service route that appeals to the most easily emotional and panders to the weakest like Drew Barrymore did on her show when she had Kamala... Who doesn't?

Speaker: Harris on her show with this message of nothing.

Speaker: I've been thinking that we really all need a tremendous hug in the world right now.

Speaker: But in our country, we need you to be mamala of the country.

Speaker: Okay, bye.

Speaker: Stop making noise.

Speaker: We need a tremendous hug in the world right now because of the woman you're talking to and the rest in this current administration, commies.

Speaker: If Kamala is America's mom, I would hereby like to put myself up for adoption.

Speaker: Remember when Drew Barrymore got on her knees to praise Dylan Mulvaney?

Speaker: I wonder when the I caught myself in the mirror and didn't like what I saw moment will come from Ms.

Speaker: Barrymore.

Speaker: One person replied on Instagram, if Kamala Harris was our mother, she would have already had us aborted.

Speaker: Another pro said, I have Tramala from watching this.

Speaker: And now this.

Speaker: And now for step two.

Speaker: Topic number two.

Speaker: Let's check in on America's youth.

Speaker: First, the little ones.

Speaker: No government-manufactured mental illness to see or hear in Amateur Nation here, folks.

Speaker: Remember, gimme, government-manufactured mental illness.

Speaker: Here's your preschool-aged children having a story read to them by a drag queen.

Speaker: A communist-propagandizing drag queen.

Speaker: An anti-Semitic, predatorial, communist-propagandizing drag queen.

Speaker: Yeah!

Speaker: Free Palestine.

Speaker: Can I hear that?

Speaker: Free Palestine!

Speaker: If you're a drag queen and you know it, shout... Free Palestine!

Speaker: If you're a drag queen and you know it and you really want to show it...

Speaker: and you know it's so... Free!

Speaker: Excellent!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Shut the fuck up!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Shut up!

Speaker: Relax, it was only about 50 impressionable children with their parents being brainwashed and programmed in the room.

Speaker: I would normally never tell a parent how to raise their child, but if I ever see this in person, it's gonna get ugly.

Speaker: At the time of this recording, is your nearest college still standing?

Speaker: Is it overrun by terrorists posing as conscientious students?

Speaker: Let's check in for some more mature young adults, as in college students.

Speaker: Reading, writing, arithmetic, protesting, yelling, crying, and failing in life.

Speaker: How was college today, dear?

Speaker: What are you learning?

Speaker: Learning?

Speaker: You know, college was supposed to be where you find yourself.

Speaker: No chance of that in today's college world.

Speaker: Turns out everyone's self is really different than what it was when I was in college.

Speaker: Different from each other and reality.

Speaker: Wow.

Speaker: The land of Nick Baleen.

Speaker: From the greatness doc on Instagram, here's quick audio of various freak shows being asked what their gender and or identity is.

Speaker: I'll quickly provide descriptions after each person replying so you can visualize.

Speaker: I'm a lesbian.

Speaker: Hot topic employee.

Speaker: Rainbow bathing suit top multiple piercings.

Speaker: They see non-binary trans masks.

Speaker: Septum piercing with exposed breasts that are taped down so we can all see.

Speaker: Bisexual.

Speaker: Future man bun wearing beta male.

Speaker: I'm just trans.

Speaker: Just a regular ugly guy.

Speaker: Nothing trans about this person.

Speaker: I'm a gay male pup.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Gay male pup?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Two grown men wearing dog masks.

Speaker: Transgender.

Speaker: He is.

Speaker: A young man with long hair.

Speaker: I'm, uh, this, she, her.

Speaker: It's one of those, um, what does Katanji Brown Jackson not ever get right?

Speaker: A woman.

Speaker: What about you?

Speaker: Bye.

Speaker: So lesbian.

Speaker: Bye-bye.

Speaker: Bye-bye.

Speaker: Three unattractive women.

Speaker: I like frogs, not people.

Speaker: I'm sorry.

Speaker: I like frogs, not people.

Speaker: Picture her exactly as you do, complete with a fairy outfit and a wand.

Speaker: Question, if you like frogs and not people, why are you in a college surrounded by people?

Speaker: And also, why would you do that interview?

Speaker: Flash forward four years when most of these mentally ill amateurs somehow get a diploma.

Speaker: I don't understand.

Speaker: I look like multiple cans of paint spilled on me while I fell into a vat of thumbtacks.

Speaker: I majored in critical race theory and was racist against all the right things.

Speaker: Why aren't I happy?

Speaker: Oh, wait, I'm dead at 30.

Speaker: There's no way the parents of these mutants didn't see this video on social media.

Speaker: Just once.

Speaker: Just once.

Speaker: I'd like to see a parent in Amateur Nation admit neglect and bad parenting and make a crying TikTok video admitting shame and failure and a pledge to fix their kid.

Speaker: Meanwhile, if you're a parent who dropped serious coin, despite the bribe kickback you may have already received, your child is still in a battle zone in places like Columbia University where Kamani James, a student leader, he said in quotes, of Columbia University's anti-Israel-Gaza solidarity encampment.

Speaker: who had openly stated that Zionists don't deserve to live.

Speaker: Don't believe me?

Speaker: I'm Kamani James.

Speaker: I use he, she, they pronouns.

Speaker: Zionists in my DM wanting to meet up and fight.

Speaker: I don't fight to injure or for there to be a winner or a loser.

Speaker: I fight to kill.

Speaker: See y'all in New York, January 2024.

Speaker: So that's specifically what we're going to be discussing today.

Speaker: Do you see why that's problematic in any way?

Speaker: No.

Speaker: Do you think that there's a serious weight in taking someone's, someone else's life?

Speaker: I think there is a serious weight in taking someone's life.

Speaker: Um, and at the same time, I think that taking someone's life in certain case scenarios is necessary and better for the overall world.

Speaker: that no one has put me in that position.

Speaker: Did I ever tell you the sound of your voice irritates the hell out of me?

Speaker: Funny how he, she, they thanks the Lord that he, she, they hasn't had to kill anyone yet.

Speaker: I'm sure the Lord appreciates the nod and he, she, they hasn't been in a position to kill yet.

Speaker: Maybe your kid's lucky day is coming.

Speaker: That's with whom your kids possibly share a college campus.

Speaker: The gender confused anti-Semitic commie with murder in his, her, their heart.

Speaker: So, President Coloring Book has given billions to Ukraine, illegal immigrants, and entitled lazy college students.

Speaker: Any debt forgiveness for car or home loans?

Speaker: Why isn't he giving bribes, I mean handouts, I mean debt forgiveness to taxpaying legal American adult citizens?

Speaker: Easy answer.

Speaker: We already know who we're voting for, and it ain't that incompetent, Commie.

Speaker: Adults are not easily bought.

Speaker: Children are.

Speaker: You can find all my social media links and email me directly at lousantini.com.

Speaker: Be sure to share this show and comment, leave a review, and best of all, subscribe.

Speaker: Thursdays, you get a trailer with all the upcoming week's topics of discussion on Sneak Peek Thursday, and I post short clips throughout the week so you can get a taste of what's coming.

Speaker: A la carte, and three pro things are on the way.

Speaker: But first, Amateur Nation, that roommate who never does the dishes because they know that you will, on topic number three next.

Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.

Speaker: A sense of entitlement.

Speaker: A constant need for attention.

Speaker: Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.

Speaker: A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.

Speaker: Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.

Speaker: Introducing the book, Amateur Nation.

Speaker: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills.

Speaker: The Second Edition.

Speaker: Inside, you'll read...

Speaker: The Amateur Mission Statement.

Speaker: The 30 Truths About Amateurs.

Speaker: The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.

Speaker: Amateur Habitats and History.

Speaker: Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.

Speaker: Technology and Amateur Behavior.

Speaker: With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.

Speaker: Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.

Speaker: The second expanded edition available now.

Speaker: Be a pro.

Speaker: Go to Amazon.

Speaker: Type Amateur Nation.

Speaker: The honor and remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.

Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.

Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.

Speaker: Together, we remember them all.

Speaker: You keep doing your little comedy show.

Speaker: You just have a good time with it.

Speaker: All right, now step three.

Speaker: Topic number three.

Speaker: Hit me!

Speaker: Some cliches I've always found to be trite.

Speaker: We're all in this together.

Speaker: It takes a village.

Speaker: We are all part of a human race on this big blue marble we call Earth.

Speaker: God, do I hate sentences like that.

Speaker: We are all in this together to a point.

Speaker: When I say that, it means to me, and I'd like to think most people, most pros, that we have to live together on this earth and in our neighborhoods and that we all have to treat each other with common sense, good manners, and good social skills.

Speaker: Treat each other with respect, unless you give us a reason not to.

Speaker: Respect each other's privacy and safety.

Speaker: I don't think that's too complicated, is it?

Speaker: But then comes accountability and self-responsibility.

Speaker: Finances, health, privacy, safety,

Speaker: Taking care of your own backyard.

Speaker: And we do not have to pay each other's bills, worry about strangers' health, and let them run roughshod over our safety, health, finances, and well-being so you, an amateur nation, can feel better about your bad life choices, laziness, oppression, and entitlement.

Speaker: Your causes are not everyone's causes.

Speaker: And you can argue that you don't like pro-nation's causes, you know,

Speaker: the right to protect oneself with guns, freedom of religion, free speech, protecting children from pedophiles and early sexualization and programming with CRT and other non-fact-based education, go do your thing.

Speaker: You are not responsible for anyone but you and or your family.

Speaker: But leave normal taxpaying legal Americans out of your psychosis.

Speaker: You burn down your own lives.

Speaker: Your mental illness is not our reality.

Speaker: Your trends, likes, feelings, moods, causes, that's your world.

Speaker: full of anger, hate, lack, unfulfillment, depression, and oppression, and misinformation.

Speaker: It's how they live and feel 24-7 in Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Remember when you were in high school or college and the teacher would say, okay, take a few minutes, break off into groups of four, and in each group, pick a team leader.

Speaker: I was always the team leader.

Speaker: I'd always get the comment, you look like you know what you're doing, so you should be a leader.

Speaker: And of course, the young impressionable youth that I was, susceptible to flattery and praise, usually by a cute girl, I did it.

Speaker: Also because I knew that probably I and maybe one other person, if I was lucky, would wind up doing all the work thanks to the communist group grade we'd get.

Speaker: The pros picking up the slack left by the amateurs.

Speaker: Again.

Speaker: Amateur Nation.

Speaker: That roommate who never does the dishes, knowing that you will.

Speaker: Ever have a roommate like that?

Speaker: I've had a few.

Speaker: They're soaking.

Speaker: Three days later, you're doing the dishes.

Speaker: I'm a little late on my part of the rent.

Speaker: You wind up paying the whole amount and thereby living lean for a few extra days while you're waiting to get paid back because you don't want your credit ruined and rental history tarnished.

Speaker: Then sooner or later, it's I had a few people over while you were at work and the place is trashed.

Speaker: The more you let that roommate get away with stuff, the more they pull.

Speaker: Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Why aren't amateurs still livid that people aren't vaccinated?

Speaker: Let me say that again.

Speaker: Why aren't amateurs still livid that people aren't vaccinated?

Speaker: Isn't that something you would always be mad about?

Speaker: Remember the social media videos of non-mask wearers being assaulted in grocery stores?

Speaker: I do.

Speaker: Remember people making videos shrieking about people refusing to get the vaccine and how they were super spreaders and hated their fellow man and all the other rhetoric we heard during the plandemic?

Speaker: I'm looking at you, Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker: Why aren't amateurs not still livid that most Americans refused the jab?

Speaker: I mean, come on, aren't we unvaxed still killing everyone?

Speaker: It's only been four years and I still see masks in public, outside, when people are alone, in their cars still, too.

Speaker: These protesters on college campuses, oh yeah, they're worried about COVID.

Speaker: No, they're hiding their identity like the pussies that they are.

Speaker: I'll say this again in Reverb.

Speaker: Why is an amateur nation still mad about us unvaxxed, still walking around unvaxxed?

Speaker: Easy answer.

Speaker: They weren't told to be angry anymore on mainstream media and social media.

Speaker: It's selective protesting.

Speaker: First, masks.

Speaker: Then, sheltering in place.

Speaker: Then, the vax.

Speaker: Then, Black Lives Matter.

Speaker: Then, Ukraine.

Speaker: Then, Palestine.

Speaker: While all the time, the griping and whining about climate change, gender identity, sexuality, and pointless pronouns.

Speaker: My question is, which social cause will the media tell amateurs to be upset about next?

Speaker: Overheard in public.

Speaker: I heard this black man telling someone else that white people don't want us to succeed.

Speaker: Meaning, black people.

Speaker: First off, it's not white people.

Speaker: It's this current administration that you voted for, black man, which is made up of all races.

Speaker: Secondly, why would the government not want black people to succeed?

Speaker: Well, if someone doesn't succeed, they might just resort to crime to make a living, or at the very least, rely on them, the government, to provide for them.

Speaker: The rule is, he who does the providing makes the rules.

Speaker: You know, like your boss at work, your teachers in school.

Speaker: This enables empowering and control over you, keeping you poor, hungry, hostile, giving you just enough to get by.

Speaker: I'm sure there are some people who don't want people to succeed and enjoy the handouts and freebies and just getting by in all races, of course.

Speaker: And you know who those people are?

Speaker: Democrats, which are really communists.

Speaker: This administration knows if they keep you down, meaning black people, any race, and you know what?

Speaker: The American middle class...

Speaker: If they keep you down and they keep you living in fear and keep you living lean and keep telling you how stupid you are and full of hate towards others, they can make money off you and exploit you.

Speaker: Stop falling for it.

Speaker: Stop being played for suckers, minorities.

Speaker: Most white people, most people are on your side.

Speaker: They want everyone to succeed so that way everyone's happy and no one has to shoot each other for their shoes.

Speaker: And even better, no one has to rely on a bunch of corrupt, insider-trading, communist, multimillionaires posing as politicians for you to thrive, not just get by.

Speaker: Can I get an amen?

Speaker: All right, it's time for a la carte.

Speaker: Let's see if we can make a few more amateurs cry.

Speaker: Oh no, looks like climate change is going to win, amateurs.

Speaker: It's been reported that three major offshore wind projects in New York have been canceled due to supply chain problems and rising interest rates over the past year.

Speaker: 6.1 billion.

Speaker: That's the amount President Coloring Book approved to bribe 317,000 college art students who went to art schools from the years 2004 to 2017 so that they will vote for the commander in Chimp.

Speaker: Why won't you die?

Speaker: Art student in 2003, you're on your own.

Speaker: 2018 to present, keep coloring.

Speaker: Funny how President Coloring Book doesn't bail out students who go to trade schools.

Speaker: Must be their work ethic getting it done.

Speaker: In other Biden priorities news, President Coloring Book has dropped his plan to ban menthol cigarettes.

Speaker: Yeah, why would he want to get rid of something that helps decrease the population?

Speaker: They'll spin it.

Speaker: See, he's allowing freedom of choice.

Speaker: Yeah, when it causes injury and kills you, for sure.

Speaker: Then he's all about freedom of choice and body autonomy.

Speaker: Now go get a booster shot and shut up.

Speaker: If there ever was an example of how amateur nation blindly follows causes, it's the queers for Palestine angle.

Speaker: Talk about not doing your homework, literally.

Speaker: Also talk about your stupidity possibly getting you killed, literally.

Speaker: Queers for Palestine.

Speaker: Not at all like blacks from the KKK.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: I think you're stupid.

Speaker: Argentinian Trump, President Javier Malay, has been in office for just four months.

Speaker: Four months!

Speaker: And for the first time in 16 years, Argentina has their first budget surplus.

Speaker: And he stabilized their currency after a history of inflation.

Speaker: I guess when you eliminate government waste with a stroke of the pen, the people have money for services they actually need and want.

Speaker: In other anti-America invaders news, the Border Patrol reports that 46,000 Chinese nationals were apprehended since the start of fiscal year 2023.

Speaker: Jesus, be more gross and chineasy!

Speaker: Is it me or does Chris Christie look like Tim Allen in the Santa Claus without the white hair and beard?

Speaker: Time now for three things that are done right.

Speaker: Three pro things.

Speaker: Here they are, and here's number one.

Speaker: Remember men?

Speaker: Real men.

Speaker: This guy does.

Speaker: He's a random guy being interviewed with audio from Austin Fies on Instagram, speaking on the role of men in the past and how it has evolved, or rather devolved, an amateur nation.

Speaker: You can go back to say the Victorian era and men used to treat women with an extreme amount of deference because the generations living then remembered a time when the world was a lot more difficult than people now remember it being.

Speaker: So the physical inequality between men and women was emphasized because the world was a much more difficult place.

Speaker: Men took a paternalistic and patriarchal view on how women should be treated and women wanted men to take that.

Speaker: They wanted to be safe.

Speaker: They wanted

Speaker: to be provided for, they wanted to make sure their children were safe, and men did what they could.

Speaker: Now, men have won.

Speaker: The fact we've got airplanes flying overhead and the fact that we're not about to be invaded is the victory of Western man.

Speaker: Then for some reason women decided, okay, well I'm not afraid anymore.

Speaker: I want what you have.

Speaker: You don't do the things that we do, so you can't have what we have.

Speaker: But men just want women to be happy.

Speaker: They want them to love them.

Speaker: They want their approval.

Speaker: If gaining women's approval means pretending women are equal to men or, you know, saying this, that or the other, whatever it is, they'll do it.

Speaker: And it's completely taken men off of the throne that they sat on.

Speaker: This throne was never imposed by authority, actually.

Speaker: It was imposed by consent.

Speaker: And the second women withdrew their consent for the man to be on that throne, the throne collapses and the men are just standing around going, okay, well, I guess I'll just...

Speaker: Play video games and drink beer all day.

Speaker: It's my weed.

Speaker: If you don't need me, I won't do anything.

Speaker: Because that's really the whole reason that you're being left, just to be needed by someone else.

Speaker: And it's always been weird.

Speaker: Number two.

Speaker: Are you still all about Ukraine, amateur nation?

Speaker: Or have you changed your Facebook profile pic to something Palestine related?

Speaker: I don't recall in my lifetime a time where we canonized foreign leaders to such an extent.

Speaker: Here's Ben Swan on Instagram talking about the con man that is Ukraine's Zelensky.

Speaker: Soon, Zelensky was everywhere, on the cover of Time, Newsweek, Wired, Vanity Fair.

Speaker: He was even photographed for Vogue.

Speaker: You can't make this stuff up.

Speaker: He and his wife posed for cover photos while he was in the midst of leading a war, supposedly for his country's survival.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: And he had time for this.

Speaker: Actually, he had time for this and a lot more.

Speaker: The actor-turned-president also made his way to the U.S. stage by recording messages, which were played live at the Grammys and the Golden Globes.

Speaker: He rang the bell at Wall Street virtually, and he visited Congress live and in person.

Speaker: A weird sand statue of him was erected in Estonia, and Congressman Joe Wilson, a Republican from South Carolina, introduced a bill to erect a permanent bust of Zelensky at the U.S. Capitol.

Speaker: By the way, you can now purchase a miniature version of this would-be bust on Amazon for $19.99.

Speaker: And number three.

Speaker: From Drunk America on Instagram, this quick audio of an interviewer speaking with a New York construction worker.

Speaker: If there ever was a simple response, reply, slogan, catchphrase, or whatever that sums up feelings about Biden in America, it's this guy and what he said.

Speaker: I've seen so many Republicans in Manhattan, so many Trump supporters in Manhattan.

Speaker: Does that surprise you?

Speaker: No, not at all.

Speaker: It's turning now.

Speaker: Trump's turn again.

Speaker: What's your message to Joe Biden?

Speaker: Fuck you.

Speaker: Fuck you.

Speaker: I think by 277 episodes, you realize that this podcast does not phone it in or wing it.

Speaker: I hope you can tell because Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.

Speaker: It's a movement.

Speaker: Do not stay silent, fellow pros.

Speaker: Make your voice and your votes heard.

Speaker: 2024 is the year of the great resist.

Speaker: Don't tolerate amateurs and their America last agenda.

Speaker: Go to Lusantini.com.

Speaker: You'll find all my social media links on Instagram, Truth Social, Facebook, YouTube,

Speaker: And you can email me from there, too.

Speaker: Ask me questions.

Speaker: Leave comments, criticism.

Speaker: Beg for free tees and shot glasses.

Speaker: Remember, amateurs, we see you.

Speaker: You're not at home.

Speaker: Don't do life wrong.

Speaker: Go pro.

Speaker: Don't be an amateur.

Speaker: For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini.

Speaker: And this is a major production.

Speaker: message to Joe Biden?

Speaker: Fuck you.

Speaker: Hi, pros.

Speaker: Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.

Speaker: My dry bar comedy special, Amateur Nation, is now available.

Speaker: And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash LouHantini.

Speaker: This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.

Speaker: Drybarcomedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.

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