Nonsensical Nonsense 243 Did someone say Porn???

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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick, you already know that.

Speaker: because, you know, I'm the great one, the chosen one, the champ, basically a God among men. And then Jeff and Tony are here as well. The laws of live streaming are in the house. Lord of the Flies. What? What? You're the good bullshit of all time. What?

Speaker: Yeah, I don't care. Did you eat some dinner? Triple town crown king of ketamine over here. There you go. The official start. Well, you guys are having a good week so far. It's Wednesday is hump day. It's time for your midweek dose of nonsensical fuckery and nonsense. Yeah. If you weren't already, would you motherfucker? Ooh.

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Speaker: Whoa, Facebook did another update. Did it? Yeah, because I just went to share it out in some other groups about it. Yeah, I went to share it out in some other groups. And it's a more involved process than before. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, a little bit. That's OK.

Speaker: That's okay. What are you going to do? You're going to fuck around and get sucked. Keep it up. Go right ahead. I don't spend a whole lot of time on Facebook. You're going to fuck around and get sucked. I'm breaking away. Dylan said he was on break at work. Work, work, work, work, work, work.

Speaker: It is Wednesday. Let's get this **** party started before we get this party started. A little birthday shout out to Tony D sis. Happy birthday, Tony D sister. Hopefully, hopefully you enjoying your birthday.

Speaker: I was just talking to her. It was actually yesterday, and I meant to do that last night. I probably could have went two hours, but I was trying to make sure the songs were pretty much good for the most part. And I was talking afterwards. She said she did pitch it. So she enjoyed it. That was a plus. Mission accomplished. Well, we weren't live last night, so we couldn't tell her happy birthday. Exactly. Sorry. From me. Sorry, we're a day late, ma 'am. We need to go on your schedule. If Tony would have told us, we could have adjusted our show schedule just for your birthday.

Speaker: Tony, you tell her. Happy birthday to your sister, man. Hopefully she's had a good day. She's been enjoying herself. Yeah, she's all right. Day, day, day. I was talking to her. She was like, yeah, it was cool. She said she was jamming. She couldn't really say nothing, but she was listening. She said hi. Yeah, man, that was a good mission accomplished. I had it on in the background because, you know, like I was telling you guys before the show, and that's why we're a little bit late. Sorry, guys. I saw me. I had a couple of things I was trying to get downloaded for the show.

Speaker: Um, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses are like assholes. You know, everybody's got one. First and foremost, sons of bitches. First of all, Tony, I'm surprised you're here on time and not an hour late, like normal. Jeff, you're part time as it is. So calm down.

Speaker: Agreed. I was not making excuses. It was fully on me for being late because I did come home and I had to get dinner ready. Yeah, I had to get dinner ready. I had to get laundry ready. I had to help cash with homework. And of course, it's nice out. You know, weather's gorgeous. It has been the last couple of days. Spring's here. So he comes home from school. He literally throws his book bag down and he's out the door and he's gone. He's got

Speaker: There are so many kids in this new, whatever you wanna call it, condo, plays, townhouse plays, complex, whatever. Compared to our old place, he just had like three friends. Now he's got like 10 times the amount of friends because there's kids everywhere. So as soon as he gets cold, he's out the door. And he's not coming in until the street lights come on. You know what? Good on him because - No.

Speaker: because I can tell you from experience, my kids don't do that. They literally come in and the first thing they touch is the fucking PlayStation. Oh, he comes in, he drops his shit, and I only see him. He'll come in to get something to drink, and then he's right back out the door. He'll come in, eat some dinner, and he's right back out the door. I told Nicky last night, I said, we ain't gonna see that boy at all this summer. That's good. He's fine. What's up, Amanda? They're out there. They're playing football. They got all their... I went out there the other day that I needed his help for something because

Speaker: out here in the living room there's like a there's like a landing type deal okay like up high and Nikki wanted to put her stuffed animals up there and she had a couple but she missed one or two and I was just like I needed like an inch or two

Speaker: You got to play Jeff for a little bit. Yeah. So I called cash. I know that feeling outside and they're in the side yard and they all got nervous. I got Tony. It's exactly 11 minutes in. I got Tony. No, I know that feeling.

Speaker: Trust me, I know what it's like to come up short in life. I'm wearing the shirt tonight. TPG, tiny pecker. But I come around the side of the building. They're in the side yard. There's about 10 of them. They all got Nerf guns.

Speaker: And they were just, they were just lighting each other. And I said, Hey, cash. And they all turned and looked at me and pointed at me. I said, don't you start with me because I got it right now. Walmart is right there. It's two minutes away from me. I got adult money and I'm a man child. I will come back and I will light every one of your worlds.

Speaker: clean off Walmart's details. So I had to have him come in and help me. I just basically just just lifted him up and beside him on my shoulder and he put him up there. And as soon as his feet hit the ground, I think they were already running before they hit the ground. Right out the door he went. Lived smoke trails behind him. He was like the roadrunner.

Speaker: Hey, what's going on? I can't, I can't keep Michelle in the house. It's, it's, she's constantly outside with her friends and stuff. Yeah. Listen, that's what we did. We was kids. Why are we? I think it's, I think it's not a matter of being surprised. I think it's, I think it's just to kids today. Yeah. It's the kids today don't really go outside and play.

Speaker: Exactly. My girls, past two years they never had to. Now they're going to. This summer they're going to be, like I said, imagine all these kids at Spring Break at once. Oh yeah. We would be able to sleep in the afternoons. No, they're gonna, the girls come home and I'm lucky if I see them for five minutes and then they're up in their room. I've given it all since God Copton.

Speaker: I'm a doctor, Jim. Not a pool man. Oh, sorry, wrong one. But no, I mean, he has fun. They have fun out there. The boys have fun. And there's a bunch of little girls out there that run around and play with them, too. So it's not like it's just a boys club. It's a bunch of kids all their age. All the kids are going to play together. That's a damn movie. All the kids are going to play together. Absolutely. It's actually nice when

Speaker: you actually see kids outside as opposed to my kids or my brother -in -law who spends literally, I woke up the other day, my brother -in -law was here, I woke up the other day, six o 'clock in the morning, this motherfucker's already got the PlayStation on, he's already in a game. I'm like, dude, it's six o 'clock, what the fuck? That's what they do, they've been doing it for decades.

Speaker: No, Tony, I don't get up until I have to. You don't. Other people don't sleep until they finish the game. No, no, no, no, no. He woke up early so he could get on the game early. I know. They don't go to sleep until they finish the game. They don't go to sleep. The game, I have the rule. At midnight, everything gets shut down. He woke up early so he could be the first one on there. Yeah, exactly. He woke up early so he could get on the game.

Speaker: Fortunately for us, or for our kids, unfortunately for us, Tony D, when we was coming up playing video games, we didn't have the option to save.

Speaker: No, we didn't. We had to play through where now, I mean, I could literally be playing Call of Duty and be playing the campaign mode and be right in the middle of a chapter and just turn the Xbox off. And when I turn it back on, right there at that same exact moment. I used to play games that ended. You fuckers don't. No, Noah, we're coming up. I mean, yeah, they ended.

Speaker: They ended. The game was fucking over. Super Mario Brothers, you know, there was no save on the original Super Mario Brothers. You just had to play through. Start over. You had to finish the level. Or leave it on all night. Yeah. On pause. I should have downloaded that for tonight. We used to play video games that fucking ended. The longest game we had back in the day was Dragon's Lair and Space Ace.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, new jokers. The game goes on for life. Well, yeah, that was like Galaga and centipede and stuff on the Atari. I remember playing those and there's just a Pac -Man. They just. They go on. But there is an ending apparently. I've never seen it, but there is. Well, you know, speaking on kind of that same note last night, I guess Netflix, you're one of them.

Speaker: Just release the newest rendition of Power Rangers.

Speaker: Well, not that, not that one, Jeff. I'm actually excited about it. No, TV show. I did see that they got the original Power Rangers in their older, right? Yeah, they're bringing back. They have Power Rangers forever and now or something like that. They're bringing back the original now and forever. They're bringing back the original. I'm kind of excited to watch it. So my girl's coming back?

Speaker: I don't want to pass away, right? Was it the Green Ranger? Well, the Green Ranger, he just passed away. But the original Yellow Ranger, Trini, she died years ago. I think I do. But they do a really good tribute to her in the show. Thank you, Amanda.

Speaker: You had a joystick with a red button on top. That's what that was. That's all. That's all. We're on the side. We're on the side. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The original **** is the day. So, you know, when he came in for the night, he was on for days. Yeah. So, he was out there watching it and I sent him to bed.

Speaker: And we were getting ready to go to bed and everything, and I poked my head in there, and he was just propped up watching it. I said, dude, what are you doing? I gotta finish watching. I said, dude, you can stop it and start watching it tomorrow when you come back in. What's going on? I love me some pong, dude. I can play pong for days. I never can figure out kicks, QIX. I can never figure a game out. Like the lizard guy?

Speaker: My first counsel was the Atari. I bought it at a garage sale when the Nintendo came out. And then when Super Nintendo came out, I bought a Nintendo at a garage sale. I've always been one behind until I became adult and could buy my own shit. And I still didn't buy one.

Speaker: but go ahead. My parents always said if you want one, you go buy it your damn self. What's that? A video. That's what cash came in here. Me and him kind of went off. Oh no, you guys are good. You guys are good. I'm back for the days of Atari Coleco Vision and in television. The original. Coleco Vision. The original ****. Back when. Speaking of. He was just. Yeah.

Speaker: Contra. Contra was so amazing when you go from Atari to like Contra on Nintendo. Yeah, that was my game back in the day. Contra was a badass game. I had this. Contra was the game. I'd want this.

Speaker: Now this thing has 500 video games on it. Yeah, because they can all fit in a little hard drive and it plugs into my TV so I can actually play everybody out there in the video game world until you motherfuckers find me paper boy. I don't want to hear shit. It's on there. What's up boys on there on that game. No. Yeah. Yeah. Paper boys on there.

Speaker: Okay. You got to show me one day because Kevin played the show. The handlebars. Yeah. No, no, no. Well, well, on the paper boy on Nintendo, you have the, you know, you have the, the directional button. But this thing was only $25. No, it was $15. They sell all those. They've got all the retro games. Like they've got the old arcade games that you can buy. Let's just buy a little Nintendo.

Speaker: I will not leave the house. I will not leave the house if I get this. Believe it or not, the problem with that thing, it sounds like it's going to be amazing and fun. It sounds like it's going to be amazing and fun after you play for like 20 minutes. You're like, eh. Tell y 'all something. I will not make this show if they will. I'll get them on the things here. You come with them. No, I'm not going to podcast and they walk because I'm playing Pitfall. Leave me the fuck alone.

Speaker: I'm working on Frogger. I've got to get across the street. I'm trying to keep killing me. Speaking of getting across the street, I went and saw John Wick. I have heard a lot of good reviews. I heard it was absolute dog shit. So I lied to you. OK, here's the thing. Everybody is saying it is the greatest person, John Wick. So when do I listen to critics, Tony? We've had this discussion. Yes, you're right. Everybody is saying it is the greatest John Wick yet.

Speaker: I believe it's a tie. It's a tie? It's not better or worse than any of them. It's just, it's, if you watch it all as one big movie, it's perfect. It's flawless. Of course. Yeah, it's like the whole long ass story. It's the perfect cap, we'll call it that. Yes. And now they're gonna have three spinoffs. They're coming out with the ballerina.

Speaker: which is telling everybody who hasn't seen it. It's not in the movie. Oh, okay. Go ahead. I'm sorry. These spin -offs are not in the movie. Calm down. But there are going to be three spin -offs to the John Wicks cinematic universe. Jeff. Ballerina is basically female John Wick. Female John Wick. That's a money maker. That's a money maker. Well, in John Wick 3, when he gets,

Speaker: Halle Berry? No, when they burn his back with the cross thing, and he leaves the family, you see the ballerina on stage. She's the woman that burns his back to says, that's the future of assassins is ballerina. That's Morticia from Anna's family. Yes, but the girl is going to be somebody De Armas, Anna De Armas or something like that. She's going to be ballerina.

Speaker: They're coming out with the Continental Series, which takes place in the 70s. That's going to be good. That should be good. And it's going to be how the Continental became the place it is. And then there's another one. I can't remember what it is. But I'm in. I'm in. But as we know, I do not leave my house. And the plan was my wife was supposed to come on Friday. We're going to go see John Wake on Saturday.

Speaker: her flight got canceled, like I mentioned to you guys earlier, and she called me, she's like, look, I know you wanna go see this fucking movie, just go. So you wait. So on Sunday, I went. So you wait. I did, and she says no, so she went and saw it as well, so we discussed it after. Okay, okay. So we went, she saw it in - I mean, she might as well, you know what I'm saying? Exactly, exactly. There are a couple of shows on Netflix that we're gonna watch together that show you,

Speaker: Nicki watched that. It's fucking weird. And the new season's out. Yeah, Nicki watches that show. She binge watched the newest season. Is the new season good? Ask her for me, that's what I'm saying. It's a weird fucking concept, dude. You want to talk about a session?

Speaker: This guy gets obsessed with certain... In the few episodes that I seen while she was watching it, I was like, what the fuck is going on? That's weird. He kind of talks to himself like Dexter does. I'm out. He stalks the shit out of people. I'm out. It's fucking weird. It takes a while to get into, but once you get into it, it's really good. Amanda, you can have duck hunt. Give me double dribble. Fuck that, dude. Do you remember Excitebike?

Speaker: Oh my God, Nick. I'm on that fucking game, my God. I played Excite for like 12 hours the one day. Fucking love that fucking game. Only games you play alone will be something like Gauntlet. Well, I play a lot of Mario Brothers too. I played Mario Brothers 1 because I've never personally finished it.

Speaker: And I realized when I literally started playing on my TV here in the office, I actually suck at the game. So it'll take me a while. I was like, wow, I'm kind of shitty at this game. So I don't usually make it very far, but I just had to get used to it. The buttons aren't as sensitive as they should be on this version I bought. Jeff, neither are you.

Speaker: I'm super sensitive, Tony. Okay, send a block. That was funny shit. You didn't see it coming, did you? You're not encouraged, just dumb shit. Well, that actually reminds me. Chris, you mentioned that I think in the second hour we should play the game. The dad joke game. I have stuff for tonight's show. You pussy. I got 145 ready to play. Yeah, it's called Google, Jeff.

Speaker: Yeah, I know. But the point is, I want to try to make Tony crack. That's the point of the whole game, is to see if I can make Tony crack. Doesn't always win, Jeff. Pretty hard at this. I don't know. I don't know. I got some good ones. I got some ones that I literally was reading to. I was reading them off to Kevin the other day, and I was giggling as I'm reading.

Speaker: so i think i think you guys would uh if you've seen the first three john wicks the fourth one is totally worth it i'll put it that way

Speaker: I'm going to watch it. But apparently when it was filming, Tanya was there. My wife was there when they were filming because a lot of it takes place in Paris around the arc, the triumph, and you see the trailers and stuff. And she wasn't like on set or anything. You know, she's not there.

Speaker: But apparently after filming that scene around the Arctic ramp, she was walking down the one street and Keanu Reeves and a whole crew ran by on the opposite side of the street. So it was Keanu Reeves running. They were obviously filming. And she called me. She's like, I just saw Keanu Reeves. I was like, bullshit. She's like, apparently the filming done with four here. And I was like,

Speaker: Oh, cool. Did you stop him? She's like, no, he was running. I said, I guess you don't want to stop John Wick when he's running. Yeah, probably not a good idea. Probably not the best idea. You might get shocked. I would have thought they filmed that movie like a year or so ago. Apparently they were doing like reshoots for certain things.

Speaker: But, like I said, excellent. Excellent. I'm going to have to go see it again. It's that good. I'm going to go spend my heart on money and go see it again. Amen. Which means I'll probably just watch it here on my TV. I was going to say, did you spend money in the first place?

Speaker: Actually I did, I went to the VIP cinema. They have a cinema here, they call it the VIP, where you sit in a recliner. And you have... Well, before I went in, because that's my use, if I go see, like my wife wanted to go see the Hobbit when it came out. She's like, let's go see that. And believe it or not, I didn't make it to the Hobbit. I could make it to the Hobbit, I fell asleep.

Speaker: But with something like - It's more of a story. It's the stories, yeah. Where John Wick, dude, you're engulfed from day, from second one. You're just like, oh, I'm in. Yeah. So, but before I went in, I went, I drank like two monsters. So I was like, I'm wirelick. But what's really cool about the VIP Sima is you got a button on your chair, well, next to your chair, and you can call the waiter over. That's fucking ridiculous. But I love it. Oh, dude, I had a beer.

Speaker: And hot dog while I'm watching the fucking movie midway through the movie. I remember being on the fucking waiter to come to you and you got a beer and a fucking hot dog. That's well on top. What happened? Blake, what are you doing? He's playing with stuff. I'm pushing buttons. Yeah. I still hate that view. But

Speaker: I got a beer hot dog and of course I had ordered a popcorn before it went in. But the VIP cinnamon is still cheap. It's like 18 bucks. So it's still cheaper than watching it where you guys are. It's only $18 where the regular cinnamon is 10. The cinnamon here is cheap as shit.

Speaker: As of lately, you can't go see anything because nothing's fucking worth it. If I want to see it really bad, then I'll go to cinema. Got it. Okay, so I was trying to figure something out. Yeah. Totally off subject. Okay, and here are your hamster wheelspinning.

Speaker: somebody ask you for money and you tell them I don't have money for you to borrow. Do they ask you for a lot after that? Do they ask you why you don't have any money or they ask you when you're going to get paid? No, somebody ask to borrow money. No, no. When you tell them you don't have it right now, they're like, when you get paid? Well, supposedly, they're going to have the money to pay back to me tomorrow. Yes. But if I were to say, hey, I don't have money right now to lend you,

Speaker: Would you then proceed to send me your cash app and just proceed the conversation. Like I said, I was going to give you money.

Speaker: Some do. Some do. However, I actually have a story about that. Stop. I had a chick. I had a chick one time. Oh, I said cash app, buddy. I'm sorry. I told you I didn't have any cash. What was that? What was that? Cash came running in. He's like, what do you want? He's like, I said cash app. He came in and tapped me on the shoulder. He was like, yeah. I was like, nothing. He was like, you said my name. Aren't you supposed to be outside?

Speaker: I had a tickling time. I told her they didn't have any cash. She said, well, you don't have any credit cards either. Goddamn. This is what we got going on out here. How much did you know? No, but it comes down to some people just can't take a fucking hint.

Speaker: No, some people are going to push you until you get the money. They're going to drive you crazy to you. No, because I'll just. I become an asshole and I chew and I chew them out. Oh, yeah. 100 percent. No, but but at the end of the day, you know, I was what I was. I literally was waiting. I got to the mall early because the Internet website for the synapolis that I go to is wrong.

Speaker: is wrong and I got there and the movie was a 550.

Speaker: why was it two and a half hours during the three hours? Right. So I was like, fuck. So I was like, well, I'll just walk around the whole nine yards. So I'm outside and I'm having a cigarette. And this guy comes up and he says, hey, do you know where there's a money exchange? And I was like, yeah, there's one right over there. And he's like, I just need 25 pesos. I said, well, here, dude, I got 25 pesos. I mean, if I got the money to lend somebody or give somebody,

Speaker: And, you know, I'm not financially hurting. I don't care. Right. I've done that. And, but if I don't have the cash and I'm telling you, I don't have the cash. Hey, you're a shit of luck. Cause I ain't got it. If you don't have the cash, they'll tap your pockets, try to get you to pawn something, sell something.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, I remember. I I've had people like that back in the day when I when I lived in certain areas and then all of a sudden they start patting me down like they're the **** cops and I'm like, look, you can take your hands off me. I'm on a swing on your ****. I've known to do it. He was a supposed to crack it. He was like, no. What's that? Nothing wrong with you? Hey, yo. Oh, yeah. No, I had one dude do that to me at the club one night when I was working.

Speaker: He spent the next four days in the hospital. Oh, yeah. I didn't have a chance to react. One of my other guys fucking rocked him right in the jaw. And then once he went down, a couple of the other guys started just stomping his ass. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. What is wrong with you putting your hands on one of our guys? I get it. If it's like if like Chris and I lived next door and Chris was asking me for money, Chris and I've known each other for years. I know he's good for it. If but if I don't got it, I'm like, dude, I'll have it.

Speaker: I don't got it. I just don't **** got it. I don't got it. You know, and I'm and and I know Chris enough to be where he'd be like, alright, I get it. I'll ask somebody else. I'll ask pops or I'll ask, you know, somebody else. And it pushed on the shelf. If you're hungry, we're going to feed you. Oh, yeah. 100%. You know, if Chris is like, dude, I'm frying our pockets, motherfuckers. Well, no, like if if you're if you're hungry and I got it, I'll get you something to eat. Yeah. You know,

Speaker: But if I tell you I ain't got money, then leave it alone. Yeah, exactly. Which people don't want to do. It's like, you know, all my money, all my money when I get paid goes on to into one bank account. And my wife has that card because, you know, she's in the area that's more expensive. She's out and about. She needs cash at all times. And I have a credit card.

Speaker: that every month gets put something amount on automatically, and then I pay it, and then it gets re, re, re, you know, that's what I, my grocery shopping cart. You, you put money, you, you buy stuff with it, and then at the end of the month, you got to pay it off, and then the next month it'll have money on it. Well, there's a mix up with it, so there's no cash on it.

Speaker: So literally I just sent a message to my wife, hey, I need, you know, 2000 pesos or I need three grand or whatever. And she'll just send it to me. But even that, I feel like a fucking leech. I'm like, can I get some money? And she's like, yeah. Can I get some money? I feel like a leech when you work and she doesn't.

Speaker: I know that's what's worse. It's like that's the merry life. Well, and again, as a married life, you should never feel like a leech if you're married. No, no, I know. I mean, if you want to call somebody a leech, I think we know who the leech is. But here's the thing. I regardless of my money, her money, whatever, I still feel bad because I got to ask for money. No, fully understood. And you know what? You're the best thing you just said. She was like, oh, yeah, that's the best thing you said because other women will be like, for what? Here's the kicker.

Speaker: There's a reason why I put the money on her card, not mine. Well, you don't spend it. Because I will buy stupid shit. I got yelled at the other day. Speaking of buying stupid shit, no. Is that a bill? No. No, because I was going to buy a couple of things for Nikki. And what? Yeah. And she told me I better not fucking buy her those things until... Yeah, but she keeps putting up those goat pictures, doesn't she?

Speaker: No, until I buy because I made a new custom nonsensical nonsense thing. It's a I made a custom football jersey. Nice. And she's like, you better not even think about buying me because Nikki wants to start making shirts and stuff. Right. Which are ideas.

Speaker: Which in return, she's going to make shirts for us. Right. Oh yeah. So I was going to buy her the cricket and the heat press and everything like that. And she was like, you better not fucking buy those until after you order your jersey. She was like, you have always put everybody else first. Where's the wedding again? Where's the wedding? Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know. Something with the dog or some shit. So you guys bought the cricket and everything? What's that? You bought the cricket? Not yet. How much are those crickets? I'm curious, because I was thinking of getting one. They're like $200, depending on what you get. That's not bad. They're not too bad. The heat prices are anywhere from... I can get heat prices all day. Yeah, they're anywhere from $60 to $150, something like that. $200. I mean, but it just depends on what you're looking for and what you get. Did you get the coffee cup mug one, too?

Speaker: Is this the breakup again?

Speaker: Did I get what? Did you get the coffee up and he pressed too? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Uh. I got ones for hats. I got ones for, I'm actually, I, what I want, it sounds dumb. I don't, I don't want to do any, I don't want to do any vital, any vinyl screen printing on hats. I want to do, I want to do, uh, stitching. So I'll have to take those. Well, actually, I'm actually looking at buying one of those embroidery machines.

Speaker: where it plugs into the computer and you strap the hat into a thing and hit play and it starts stitching out what it says. Because I think it'd be cool to have because I constantly have cool ideas for hats and shit as much as I wear hats. You know, see the hat I'm wearing now? Exactly.

Speaker: No, I mean it's like 30 hats I never wear. They have the embroidery machines that you just punch in what you want and as long and it has all the thread ribbons on it. Yeah, they're like a thousand bucks. That's what Hat World has.

Speaker: But I think I can get the embroidery done for like 15 bucks. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. As opposed to where like this hat was like almost $60 because I had to buy the hat and then get all the embroidery. And then I got like the fancy embroidery and shit like that on it where like hats that I have made, it'll just be, if it's a black hat, it'll just be gray. But this is like the metallic and all. Right, you got sparkles in it. Yeah.

Speaker: so yeah I got glitter. Glitter.

Speaker: No, but it's one of those things. It's like when it comes to that stuff, you're getting the cricket and the heat present stuff. That's an investment, you know? And like I already sent Nicki a bunch of ideas for shirts. That one, the one on that picture I sent her says, shut up liver, you're fine. I want to see Chris on that shirt. I think it'd be hilarious. Oh, she's got so many shirt ideas. That's probably one of them that she's told me about.

Speaker: Yeah, because there'd be nothing funnier that says nonsensical nonsense on the front and on the back says, shut up, Olivia, you're fine. I was like, oh yeah. I saw that and I was like, I'm sending this to Nikki. Screech up. You wouldn't wear that, Tony? Shut up, Olivia, you're fine. Yeah. No, I'm still trying to think of what I want to make.

Speaker: I'm about to fucking go off on Nick. I'm literally about to go off on Nick. Don't go off on him. Don't go off on him. I'm about to go off on him. You ain't got to. I got the perfect thing for you. Ask him if he's depressed because they made a new medication for lesbians.

Speaker: Oh my God. He's not a lesbian anymore. He's straight man. He's a straight man who's given birth. Hold on. Hold on. They made a new medication. There's no holding on. Lesbians that are depressed. It's called tricocks again. Yeah, but he's not a lesbian. He's a straight man who's given birth. But it's called tricocks again. Yeah.

Speaker: It doesn't apply to him. I know. You failed Kevin Holly. You failed Kevin Holly. You failed Kevin Holly. Let it go, Kevin Holly. I saw that reason there last week. That was funny. I lost it. I had to. I had planned to actually have Chris bring Chris and Nick on so I can say it.

Speaker: And my wife said, don't do it. Don't do it. When you guys tell me not to do it, it's one thing. But when my wife tells me not to do it, I have to listen. I like the one. She has sense. Yeah, sense waved bye -bye to me a long time ago. Well, she gave you a chance. Tell me, I have a question for you. What the fuck? And this is a serious question. What person's part of your album? Have you heard about this digital blackface thing? Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, I'm sorry. Should I call bullshit? Because you understand the concept of what digital blackface is. If I send you a meme... Me and Glitch talked about it Monday. Okay. Okay. I wasn't there. No, he wasn't there. The memes they used on example are weaker versions of what I think they're talking about. Okay. I made a very classic example of Monday. Okay.

Speaker: I don't want to say a whole lot. Actually, I will say a whole lot. I'm going to be unfiltered too. A lot of white people like sending those gifts regardless of what they say. Some of the things that they say of other people slang and that's why we're in this fucking situation we're in right now. But when I send that, if you say something, if you're like, hey, let's go fishing.

Speaker: And I said, I ain't got time for that gift. That's OK, right? They're not going to use that. I doubt that they mean that. That's the one they mentioned on CNN. I'm not fucking thinking. Because I said memes and GIFs all the time. We're supposed to think people in the news. Am I correct? Oh, yeah. Well, the news is a joke. Well, then think about it. I think it's a comeback. Think of a GIF that would offend people if you sent it.

Speaker: I gave a very classic example of Monday and that was my whole thought process. What's that? I can't think of anything that I could send you that would offend you. Well, I mean, I could.

Speaker: that the

Speaker: Anything, anything remotely racist in any way, shape, and or form. It was the woke liberal fuckbags making another way to divide people. That's my whole point. Well, when I sent that gift into our group of Martin Lawrence, I'm racist because I did that. I used a meme. That's what I'm saying, that's bullshit.

Speaker: I created a meme with Lawrence Fishburne and put it on our Instagram page. This article, I'm racist for doing that. That's what that article said. Tony was fixated on actual racist stuff.

Speaker: And that's where we weren't coming together. I think that's what they're talking about. Well, okay, that's fine then, Tony. Do not ever use a gift for a white person or a meme. Never. Don't ever go to the gift. That's what that article said. If you use a gift or a meme and you're white and it has a black person and you're racist, well, Tony, book the script.

Speaker: If you use a meme or a gif with a white person in it, you're racist. That's digital white things. That's digital white things. Yeah, that's digital white things. That's basically what they said. But that's okay. In one of the newscasts, they mentioned the, ain't got no time for that lady. I saw that. That was the example that they used in the story. And I'm like, really? Because I've seen that video like 400 times. I found it hilarious.

Speaker: I've seen the video. I'm going to probably commit digital black facing twice tonight because I have two things that are really cool that involve rappers. Yeah. And my point will probably come up. If I send the gift, your point comes up, but I'm going to show you guys later on tonight and you find anything racist and what I show you tonight, you are absolutely out of your mind and delusional.

Speaker: No, I agree. So if I'm happy about us getting a thousand views on an episode, and I send the video, the gift of Snoop Dogg dancing, I'd consider racist. Yes or no? I would use Will Ferrell that escalated fast, or that escalated quickly.

Speaker: No, but that's when something is like, when somebody goes from, from happy to super angry, that escalated quickly. Well, we went from no, we went from no viewers, according to some people. Right. To a thousand. Yeah. That escalated quickly. Yeah. That escalated quickly. But that's what I'm saying. Like, cause I said.

Speaker: At work, I literally said, I don't know, 30 gifts a day on my chat, on our chat. Now, usually it's like my first gift of the every morning is either Robin Williams saying good morning Vietnam or Simon Pegg saying morning from hot fuzz.

Speaker: So I'm safe there. I'm safe there. Simon Pig is phenomenal, by the way. I love Simon. I don't like him. He's white. Yeah, you can't. You can't. You can't send that gift, Tony. That would be digital white face, according to this article. What? What? You do that face with the rose. We roll reversal. You don't like it. Yeah. I didn't like it. I just think it's funny. There was this guy. There's this guy he was talking about.

Speaker: I mean, you can't send Adam Sandler gifts. You can't send any white gifts. You have to send all black gifts. And we have to send all white gifts. Segregate. We got to segregate again. We're segregation.

Speaker: I'm really I'm really happy that you know people like Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King and Malcolm X and they did their laundry list of people. Harriet Tubman fought. You're not allowed to like him. You're not allowed to like him. Just so in 2023, you can be segregated again by the white woke media. Well, here's the kicker.

Speaker: White people said that, y 'all. White people said that. Christina, what's going on? Yeah, I'm white. And I said it. Because if you're too blind to see what's fucking happening, then you're a fucking moron. And you're a part of the problem. And maybe you should go taste sample Tide Pots. And that goes for whatever color you are.

Speaker: No, there is a guy. Darwinism. Darwinism at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. He asked these two women of color, I'll say. And he said, he literally asked them, is it OK to be white? And they both said, no, white people are evil. Isn't that racism? I mean, OK, so if I asked Tony,

Speaker: Tony's a black man. Spoiler alert. Tony isn't okay to - Holy shit, Tony's black! What was - God damn, I thought he was really tan! Fuck you, motherfucker. Shake me on, uh - No, Tony! You told me to do that original problem over there. A year and a half, I just found out that Tony's black. I just thought he had an amazing tan. Because what do they shit with our go -forth for you? No wonder this son of a bitch is 85 and he looks like he's 30.

Speaker: beautiful skin that don't cry this white guy this white guy asked these two girls and these two women of color and you know what i am at i mean i could look like jeff i look pretty good for almost 42 right some people treat their families in temple i treat mine as a big part what are you gonna do no but this guy asked these two two women of color

Speaker: Is it okay for people to be white? And they said, and I quote, no, white people are evil. Is that not, or is it racism? I mean, if the shoe fits, I would be offended. Right. So let me turn it around and change the color of their skin. Guy asked two white women if it's okay to be black, and they said, no, black people are evil.

Speaker: That would, they would, the fucking media would be all over those two white bitches. The shit happened. Right. The shit just happened. But now, it's literally, and I'm going to use, I'm going to use, Louis Farrakhan said, you can't be racist against white people. I think that's bullshit.

Speaker: As a white man, you will think of bullshit. No, okay. I get it. I get what you mean, where 90 % of the time, it's usually a white folk being racist. I get that. I know. But once again, that's like saying, once again, let's reverse the color.

Speaker: of what Cara Herakon said. You make total sense in reversing the color and giving a different perspective because - In every situation, whether it's reversing the gender or reversing the color - You have to. It's always the same. You have to. If a white guy said it's not okay for me black, that would be racist. Just as if a black guy says it's not okay to be white, that's racist, I'm sorry. Because there was a guy, he was on CNN, C -SPAN,

Speaker: CNN or C -SPAN, which one? He was on C -SPAN, I apologize. Thank you. And he said, we need to figure out... Seriously, it looked like you were dreads, Tony. I'm just saying, gray dreads. I can't remember the cat's name, but he literally said, we need to eliminate white people from the planet.

Speaker: a black man said a black man said i think i did see that on tiktok couple days ago yes if i were to go on to c -span and say that about black folk would i not get my ass whipped there'll be a uproar all right but this cat says it on c -span for the world to fucking see and nobody said shit nobody nobody batted an eye the uh i wish i had the video i meant to save it the hodge twins

Speaker: They had an absolute field day. They had an absolute field day. Brian, Brian loves watching those dudes. I think they're hilarious. I don't always agree with their views and their opinions. I think they're pretty funny, but they went off. They went off on that CNN article. They went off on it and it was funny as hell.

Speaker: And I thought I saved it, but I - The one, tell me, tell me those two cats don't remind me, remind you of me and you, Chris, because one's always a little bit more silly and one's like, no, we need to be serious now, shut up. I can literally see you and I doing that. When they do that, you have to skip.

Speaker: I understand that, Tony, and that's the same dynamic we have here. I play the idiot. I just play it naturally because I am an idiot. I play the asshole. I'm not really an asshole, but I play an asshole on a podcast. I'm not really a racist. Tony's like, let me fact check that shit again. He's cooking asshole. Yeah, Google it. God speaking of this,

Speaker: Speaking of Glick, I was not me. What's the way to keep it focused on you? Not me. It just reminded me, when we were coming back from PA, when we were coming back from PA Sunday, I was scrolling through and reading some stuff. Michigan's been just killing it in sports across the board. And one of the things that came up was they hung the 2022 Big Ten banner at the field house.

Speaker: in Michigan, they've won the Big 10 championship in football back to back. They also did it in hockey. They went back to back Big 10 champs in hockey and football. But they're like all the football players and new signees were in attendance for the hanging or hanging or of the Big 10 2022 championship at Al Glick Field House.

Speaker: Are you related? I said, who the fuck was that good? He was an industrialist. He owned a metal factory. He was fucking stupid loaded. And he was a philanthropist and like a diehard Wolverines fan. What did he do with money for? He was in the metal business. I just said that.

Speaker: I actually found out something. He was an industrialist. Yeah, industrialist. As I said, he was an industrialist. He was in the metal business. But he was a philanthropist as well. He donated and gave a lot of money to charities and obviously to the school and stuff like that. But he was a diehard Wolverines fan. So he's got the field house named after him. And I was like, time to do my 23 and me. No shit. Wow. That inheritance rocked him. Wow.

Speaker: Actually, I found out that on Michigan campus for the football team, there is a field house that's called Glick Field House. Actually, that's all you need is more ego. I'm going to go up there and be like, I don't know if you guys know who I am, but that field house has my name on it. I'm Glick, Glick Field House.

Speaker: This is the kind of asshole that's like, did you know I have your name tattooed on my ass? And then he has an actual tattoo that says your name. I demand sideline tickets for every home name and I would like to travel with the team to away games. I want to drive the bus. I want to measure your bus. I want to measure your tour bus.

Speaker: Chris will be with the team in the back. The only one drinking before the game. Football the way I play football. He gets his ass kicked by the players because I got plenty of these for you after the game. I'll be back in my day. We used to get hammered before Friday night.

Speaker: Hey, speaking of that, I have that jersey saved in my Amazon list. Yeah, I saw that one, too. You know what? That's a hell of a question. I'll wait till after the music plays. Oh, good. Which movie football player, which one of the jerseys would you wear? Shane Falco, every day. I got y 'all. I got to think of myself. I have Shane Falco, and I have Twitter. And I'm going to get, and I'm going to get,

Speaker: I'm going to get Al Bundy. I'm going to get, I'm going to get Mox. I'm going to get Billy Bobs. I want to get, I want to get Jamie Fox's jersey from any given Sunday. What's that? Willy Beeman. No, but from Varsity Blues, are you getting Lance Harbors? No, I don't think so.

Speaker: Yeah, it doesn't show up that much in the movie. But I'm going to get Willie Beeman's jersey, Bobby Boucher. I'm going to get that.

Speaker: How the hell is this guy going to ask a question and then leave? He got a phone call. I get it. So, I mean, there's a lot. A phone that rings 80 times a day, I get it. I have a weird OCD thing. If my phone rings, I have to answer. Yeah. It's not my rule of work, but just myself. My phone's ringing, and I don't have to answer. It's seriously. I mean, I mean, to - My place, love it.

Speaker: But no. I mean, to answer Tony's jersey or answer Tony's question a lot. And I mean, I found that shown off from The Last Dragon football jersey. And I still I don't know that movie. You've got to watch that movie. It's one of the greatest movies of all time. It's called show. What's the movie called? It's called Barry Gordy Barry Gordy's Last Dragon. OK, I'll look it up. I got I got on a wheel weird Bill Murray kick.

Speaker: Captain pancakes is in the buildings, ladies and gentlemen. There's so many more that every time I was kind of thinking I I don't I saw you get the French Prince Jersey.

Speaker: What's his name? From Semi Pro, Will Ferrell's character, Moon. Oh, yeah, Moon. Jackie Moon. I want to get a Ray Finkel jersey. I totally want to do Finkel jersey. It's on my, like I have. Would he be insensitive to send one to Chris Gluey? A Finkel jersey? A Chris what? No, send a Ray Finkel jersey to Chris Gluey. I mean.

Speaker: From me, not from you, it would be super offensive. From me, it would be kind of endearing, right? He's been on here a couple of times with us. I don't think Chris would find it offensive. I think he would laugh at it. He would find it funny, especially if it came from me. I do eat pancakes from time to time. I do too. But I'd appreciate it if you stop putting my identity out there as a big thought. I don't know what a big thought is. Maybe Bigfoot? I am a Bigfoot. I'm the resident size one. Is that an A?

Speaker: Gary Hanson is the man's name. No, but no, it's Captain. He forgot the oh, but I from from the. Big spot. Yeah, big spot.

Speaker: Yeah. To answer your question, Tony D. Absolutely. There's a ton of movie jerseys that I want. Well, believe it or not, Chris, you said when you wore your Twitter one out, you went to the store in the Twitter one. And people went fucking nuts. Oh, yeah. People, every time I wear it, people are like, why don't you fucking get that shit? That's awesome. Every time I wear it. So I would totally wear the Shane Falco one. A, I love the Washington Sentinel's colors.

Speaker: and Chris Rock's character and uh and uh Nellie's character. Chris Rock wasn't wasn't uh they they had like an honorary one. Oh, that's right. I would I would want Stone Coldz cuz he had the big axe on it. It looked cool. No, that wasn't Stone Cold. I was Goldberg. You slapped nuts. I know. I couldn't pick these two guys out of the **** line up. Two white giant walled bald men. His last name was Gatto in the movie. Yes. I don't know. Once again, they can be standing. Do come and let you have this one

Speaker: I just thought about it.

Speaker: I'm trying to, I, Tony, I don't know if you guys know this about me or not, but I'm very fluent in drunken knees. Yeah. And, and, and, and dumb ass again.

Speaker: So I'm trying to. So I'm trying to put this I'm fluent. I, I, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm learning any of these as Tony, I just thought, oh, my lord, uh, straws eyed bipolar drunk, bald, poo sua just stole my car. Huh? Okay.

Speaker: Um, I have a feeling that we know another Jersey familiar to me. I just thought of another Jersey. I want the Jersey. I want is the guy from the last boy scout. That's right. It was, um, what's his name? No, no, no, no, no. The guy that shoots everybody. Um, he was played by, uh,

Speaker: It was Billy blanks because when he takes his helmet off the first thing I was like, holy fuck because he's done a couple of good movies that I really like Mr. Tybo himself I Want that Jersey, that'd be cool. I don't know if you could get it. I don't even know what his character's name Oh my god

Speaker: I've been doing this podcast for almost two years. You guys don't know when we do the podcast. Jeff doesn't do the podcast on Monday because he works. He's here on Wednesdays and Saturdays. No, I did not. No, I was not supposed to be here on Wednesday because my wife was supposed to be here this Wednesday because her flight got canceled and the whole shit show in France. Oh my God. You guys are such dorks. Whatever. Well, I got a couple of things. Gary Hanson, you, my friend,

Speaker: drugs are bad. Don't drink the ball. Let's let's let's let's let's let's take a real quick break. Let's let's let's cleanse our palate. I already did it. I don't know if it took you too so long. I already did it. You ask a question and then was like, oh, got a phone call.

Speaker: Yeah, you literally asked the question in a random way. They're going back to you. They're already blocking. They're going. Yeah, I don't think he was a troll. It's an actual person. I went to his account. It's a troll.

Speaker: is just uh anyways look a little special let's cleanse our palette when we come back i have new music for you gentlemen not like music just new music in general just topical conversation okay uh

Speaker: Um, and then, you know, I got a couple, I got a couple things I'd like to, well, one thing will be kind of funny. The other thing is like, uh, mildly serious conversations. It doesn't have anything to do with politics or, or, or segregated, or transgenders or the good, good, the good book.

Speaker: The alphabet's warriors. Just some fun topics of conversation. Let's do... I'll inspect your gadget for you. Let's do a little Blacktop Mojo feature in Small Town Titans with their cover of Hunger Stripe. We'll be back here in just a few minutes, guys. Don't go nowhere. And during the break, feel free to tag and share with your friends.

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Speaker: Blood is on the table, the mouths are all choking And I'm going hungry

Speaker: But it's on the table the fire's cooking And the farming babies the slaves are all working But it's on the table the fire's cooking

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Speaker: Check out their tour dates. They're on tour right now. They might be coming to a town near you. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. We got Jeff in the building. We got Tony D in the building. And your host. Your host with the most the podcast champion of the world. Accepting all challenges. The one and only Glick. Rocking this show. Steering this boat.

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Speaker: Go ahead and hit that share button. Share it out. Share it live out. Let your friends know. Let your family know. Let your co -workers know. The more the merrier. I have a bit of trivia for you, gentlemen. I got a bit of an issue first. Literally. Oh, Tony's taking his shirt off. Oh, gross. I don't need to see that, Tony. How does this motherfucker keep coming back after we block him?

Speaker: That might have been my fault. Why did he get blocked? I'm blocking. Tony's quick on that trigger. I know. I was trying to look at the comments, so it might have unblocked him. I think it's the same name from before. Yeah, no, I was trying to look at the comments to see what he said. You gentlemen have seen the movie The Fifth Element, right? Long time ago with Jess.

Speaker: Do you remember when Bruce Willis is actually talking on the phone with his boss, Fingers? I think so, yes. Can you name the actor that played Fingers? He never shows himself on screen. He's uncredited. But I found this out today, and it kind of blew my mind. I haven't seen the movie Fifth Element in probably 20 years. Oh my god, I think it's been like a week since I've seen it. I haven't watched it recently, so Jeff, you better get the movie. At one point, you know,

Speaker: Bruce Willis comes back to his apartment, he's talking to Fingers, his boss, about a cab fare that fell into his cab. Wasn't Fingers an alien? Well, Fingers is his boss who owns the cab. What's going on, man? At multiple times during the movie, he says, oh, Fingers is going to kill me. Fingers, you only hear his voice. You never see him. But he's voiced because you only hear him on the phone. He is voiced by none other than Vin Diesel. No shit.

Speaker: No shit Vin Diesel He's actually credited in he's not credited in on on the screen, you know during the credits, but he does the voice of finger Fingers I found that out today. I thought that was interesting And and like like I said, I think I've seen Philip fifth element so many times I probably have that movie memorized my mom understood that movie better than me and she said I was like I don't see this shit that you see

Speaker: A movie's fucking hilarious. Well, she said it's a real meaningful shit in that movie. It is, there is. Yeah, I was thinking that. The main thing is that we all need to get along. Got that part. Yeah, that's the given. We got to coexist. Yeah. This is not your galaxy or your solar system or your universe is college. There's nothing, there's everything in that movie is, it's almost a perfect movie. It's got comedy, it's got action, it's got drama, it's got, it's got it all. Nobody's got it all.

Speaker: That's not actually confirmed that Vin Diesel. That's a fan theory.

Speaker: Is it a fan theory? Yeah, because it says that it could be Vin Diesel, but probably not because he became famous much, much later. Right. But there's also other theories behind who the voice could be. I always assumed it was the same actor that played the black guy that tried to get on. He's one of the guys that morph. He tries to get on for Gary Oldman's character.

Speaker: He tries, I always thought it was that guy because it sounded similar to me. I just thought, well, we got another guy here. He's only got a couple of scenes. Let's go ahead and use him. Yeah, because there's no actual credit to that voice. So there's tons of theories, like whether it was Connie Lister who played. Who? President. He played the president.

Speaker: He played the president of the - Yes, he did. He was the president of that movie. Him, Morgan Freeman, and Danny Glover are, I think, but only three black men that have played presidents. Danny Glover played president? What? Deep Impact. Deep Impact was Morgan Freeman. I guarantee it. I've seen that movie a thousand times. 2012, 2012, 2012.

Speaker: I thought that was Morgan from Morgan again. Who did you say? Danny Glover. Danny Glover, Tony Lister, and Morgan Freeman. When did Danny Glover play a president? 2012. Terry Curtis played president. Oh, guess it was. Terry Curtis played the president when? He was president Macho Camacho. Macho Camacho in that fucking idiocracy. Basically, the entire planet was filled with idiots.

Speaker: And is there was a lie? No, no, no, you want to talk about it is Tony. The one test that they gave Luke Wilson in that was that he he's he's taken a test and they're like if you have one Apple and you give an Apple to Bob, how many apples do you have left? Tiny Lister, Idiocracy 2012. Yep. Deep impact Morgan Morgan.

Speaker: Invictus. Invictus. Morgan Freeman played for you. But he was the president. He played... He played Mandela. Mandela. Head of the state. Chris Rock played for you. Head of state. Oh yeah, he got voted in. He got voted right at the end of the movie, yeah. No, he was voted in early. No, he was an alderman dude through the whole movie. Right, but he was running for president. Yeah. And they...

Speaker: The concept of that movie was there they backed him as a black president so that the next guy that they put in would guarantee win. President Sawyer, Jamie Foxx, and White House Down. This is your top five. I forgot about Jamie Foxx. I forgot about that. I forgot about Jamie Foxx. President Wilson, Danny Glover. I hate to get freeze. Do the thing. He wants to do the thing. President Patton.

Speaker: Alfred Woodard, black female president in state of affairs. Yeah. Wait a minute. State of fears. Dennis Haysbert and President Palmer. Dennis Haysbert. I keep forgetting about that's the all state guy.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He played God. Well, he played a president. He played God in Lucifer. You said three. I've given you at least 10. You had to Google it. This shit don't count. It's no top of your head. Half those movies, I'll be honest with you. I haven't even seen. I've seen them all. I've seen them all. With the exception of the one. That's why I had to Google it. So I've punched holes in both of your two theories coming back from the show. Now, let the pro do something here real quick. Yeah, the chief.

Speaker: I'm just, I was just looking because I was like, I'm gonna change your name to Mr. Fact Check. Yeah, I know. I knew there's more than one black president on the screen. Three black presidents on screen. I mean, even on TV. But the Allstate guy in the Lucifer TV show, he plays God. Yeah. Well, speaking of black men,

Speaker: Gentlemen, I would like to show you something. I might get us in trouble on YouTube, but hashtag worth it. Do you gentlemen know who Chance the Rapper is? Yes. Yes. Do you know who Nelly is? Yes. Do you know Nelly's song, Hot in Here? Yes. Yeah. Let me show you guys a little something. Oh, shit. Here we go. This is one of the games that Jimmy Fallon likes to play on his show, and I think they made a whole show about this.

Speaker: Oh, nice. The lipstick battle thing? No, no, no. This is you basically they roll the they roll this this digital wheel and you get a song.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they sing along. And they sing in the style of, sing in the style of Aizaw. I ain't mad at this. Or she had to sing in the styles. She had to sing like Mary had a little lamb in the style of, what's her name? The Mariah Carey or something like that. I ain't mad at this in any way, shape, or form. And I actually really impressed. I think I've seen this. I think I've seen this. There's Chance the Rapper with his,

Speaker: cover of Nelly's Hot in here. I think I've seen this. Maybe. It was playing there for a second. Oh, boy. I'm leaving. We sit here with dead air. Why, it started and then it just stopped. Yeah. Good luck, champ. Oh.

Speaker: Ah.

Speaker: I was like, good gracious, ass -plodation, bird chases from the show's face, I'm lookin' for the right time to shoot my speech, lookin' for the right time to flash them peas, and I'm leavin', please believe it, yeah, I'm bein' the rest of my fever, got it locked up at the top of the fourth season, chick house, poop house, birds I'm feedin',

Speaker: So baby tell me what's for you I swear

Speaker: I'm gonna take my clothes off

Speaker: that nobody knew we needed. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I did see that. Basically, he had to sing in the style of country version. I actually have um you know the song Colt 45 by Afro Man. Yeah. Uh there's a guy he's got uh hold on. I gotta look up look up his name. Oh yeah. So, one. I mean, I know I know Chance the Rapper is incredibly talented.

Speaker: The guy that sings Ride the Lightning, Warren Zanders, he does a version of Colt 45 in a soulful version, very similar to like Tennessee Whiskey is sung, and it's fucking genius. I love it.

Speaker: And it's that kind of thing. I do. I have seen that video and I was instantly in love with it. I was like, I'd support his country career. I totally would. I would totally buy the album. Like I said, he's a talented junk cat. Yeah, he is. I like his music. And he's one of those guys that I like to listen when he talks about whatever.

Speaker: Well, he's he's apparently like a like he's he's one of those music freaks. He can tell you he can tell you who was in the studio when Purple Rain was was, you know, produced. So he's like he's like kind of like me. He's like, no, but he's like a savant about it. Like would you say Tony? He was.

Speaker: very philanthropy, philanthropic. Is he real? That doesn't surprise me at all. Yeah, it doesn't surprise me about him at all. But no, I've been obsessed with that day. I'm sorry. Ever since I've seen it on I stumbled across it on YouTube and I'm like.

Speaker: This is gonna be good. Holy shit. This is a million times better than what I thought it was gonna be. I saw it on TikTok and I meant to send it to you guys, but I knew you guys wouldn't watch it in the first place. But I did see it and I was like... Good call. Good call. Well, I know you guys don't watch the shit I send, so I said... Well, you tried to catch it, but damn it, you said more shit than... Fuck you both. You said more deals than Christmas we would have asked you. Fuck you both. You don't watch the shit I send, so what's the point?

Speaker: Depends on what you send. I watch some of the things you send, but I could almost tell by just by the picture. But this has got a little bit of a long interest on the same topic of rappers or singers stepping way out of their comfort zone. Right.

Speaker: And this is fucking awesome. And I actually listened to this album Friday or Thursday when Nicki and I were heading to PA. T -Pain put out a new album and it's all - T -Pain put out a new album and it's all him doing cover songs. Nice. T -Pain sounds it. I love a good album. T -Pain, he has more talent in his pinky finger than half the people out today. 100%.

Speaker: But he did a cover of this song. Like I said, there's a long intro. It's about a minute. So, you know, if I could fast forward it, I wouldn't. But just bear with me on the intro and we'll get to the beginning of the song. And I think both of you guys will know this one.

Speaker: Tendrils gathered in their masses It's like a witch who said black masses Even minds that blunt destruction Doctor of Death's construction In the fields the body's burning

Speaker: That was a long -ass intro.

Speaker: Fucking war pigs. I love it. Fuck. One and only Black Sabbath, the god of rock and roll, the Oz man hath cometh, T -Pain absolutely killed it. I don't know if you've noticed, but in that video, he's blinking. He says, the trolley blinked. I fucking noticed. I was trying to get the TikTok video because it was shorter and it didn't have long intro. Right.

Speaker: But he absolutely killed it. And the album, the album he had, he's done covers of, he's got a change is going to come.

Speaker: He did Don't Stop Believing by Journey, which was, it was okay. He did Tennessee Whiskey, which gave like a real R &B, churchy vibe to it. He had a choir with him on Tennessee Whiskey. I liked it. Bear with me. Check this out. He also did That's Life.

Speaker: Um check this out. What's his name from uh? No, no, that uh the **** Sinatra. Oh, okay. That's right. Okay. Oh, okay. That's like, yeah. It's a pretty good album. And and and he definitely went out of his comfort zone. Comfort zone. And he had his genre. He absolutely killed that war

Speaker: Oh, as soon as I realized it was war pigs, I was in. Yeah, I was just like, holy shit. Like, we all said in the very beginning, T -Pain is stupid talented. I mean, the guy is insanely talented. We know he can rap. We know he can sing if you take the auto tune off of him. We've seen it. We've heard it a million times. But I mean, you've got a rapper or an R &B guy that goes and does like,

Speaker: one of the most well -known, probably one of the most popular heavy metal songs of all time. Oh, 100%. And absolutely kills it. You can't be mad at it. And still makes it his own, too. He doesn't try to copy. This is the Colt 45. This is actually really good. I got my stereo in here. Oh, shit. I just hit the wrong button.

Speaker: Don't play it too long. We're probably already going to get in trouble. Let me start my speaker. You know, some people would have thought that you would have just got that. I had it set, but I went to the volume and I messed it up. All right, check this out.

Speaker: It's awesome. Sounds great. This motherfucker. Can you hear it? Let's move a little fast forward. Oh yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker: This is the same guy does that ride the lightning song? He does that version and it's it's genius.

Speaker: A good cover, a good cover by anybody that is not their normal genre always gets me. I'm like, oh, that's like, that's like that band. And we played them on here a little bit. There's a band, no resolve. And they got really big on TikTok because the, I think the lead singer is like a UPS delivery guy.

Speaker: And that's what they got. I mean, they have some original content, but they're doing covers of Disney songs, Taylor Swift, and a lot of other genres that are not rock. They're a rock band. I mean, they did Rascal Flats.

Speaker: So any band or artist that can do a cover and not copy the original and make it their own, and that's what I really liked about the T -Pain War Pigs, it was still rock. And once he gets into singing it at the very beginning,

Speaker: If you don't know, you probably didn't know it was T -Pain. But once he gets into singing, you're like, oh, that's T -Pain. Right. That's T -Pain. Same thing with Tennessee Whiskey. And the fact that he made it, you know, Tennessee Whiskey is a blues song. Yeah. R &B is not too far off from the blues, rhythm and blues and blues, you know.

Speaker: But then he added the choir in the background and it was like when the choir kicked in dude, I got, I got, I got goosebumps. Right. Oh, like it was, it was awesome. I liked it. Nicki wasn't the biggest fan of it. Neither one of us really liked the Journey song, but Journey's hard to cover. Journey's hard to cover and sound good because Steve Perry has

Speaker: a very unique voice. And the way he projects it and he does his runs, it's hard to match that or come close to it.

Speaker: Who was it? Didn't they get, didn't they, they, they replaced Steve Perry? Yeah, they got, yeah, years ago, years ago. They got that new guy or something like that. And apparently he sounds just like Steve. He doesn't sound like Steve, but he sounds really good. He's, he's really good. And, and. Steve Perry's 70 some years old and still can belt out those songs. He just put out a new album. What was it last year? I think it was. I don't know how he still has that voice. The album's great.

Speaker: Coffee and cigarettes. Or lack of coffee and cigarettes. Yeah, we got agreed. Yeah. Lack of. Well, no, there's a guy, he's... Not everybody can overdose on cocaine 27 times. Nicky 6, I'm talking to you. And then do a solo album and surprise the world that you could actually sing and shock everyone with 6 a .m., his band. And just be stupid talented.

Speaker: We don't know who Nikki Six is. He was in... No, Nikki Six was in... He was in Styx, wasn't he? No, Jesus Christ. Not Styx, not Styx. Oh, what am I thinking? Yeah, it was Warren. Go the roses.

Speaker: Motley Crew. He was a guitarist in Motley Crew. And I think his first album or one of his first albums was called Heroin Diaries. And it was basically his struggle with drugs and the fact that he did OD and die. And getting clean and everything like that. But

Speaker: No, you know, like I said, when it comes to a good cover, you know, if it's done right, I don't care who sings it. If it's a song I like and it's covered well, I'm in. Well, there's songs that I don't even like that I'll hear a band cover. And you like it better than the original. And I'm like, holy shit, there's another band that I like. And they're always played on that No Resolve radio. I like Little Wayne. I like old school Little Wayne. I like Little Wayne's rap or rock album that he did. But they did a rock version of Lollipop.

Speaker: No. And it's stupid good. It's stupid good. I'll send it to you guys. The perfect example, the perfect example of somebody doing a cover that the original song. You really can't hate on little Wayne though, am I right, Tony D? Have you guys ever seen the movie High Fidelity? John Cusack. Like 30 years ago when it came out. Lisa Bonet.

Speaker: does a cover of a Peter Frampton song. I can't stand the original song, but her singing it? Fuck, I'm in. You shut your whore mouth, you blasphemer. Fuck, fuck Peter Frampton. You know what? Can't even stand to look at you right now. Damn. Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff is in timeout. He's still talking. Goofy bastard's still talking. I don't care.

Speaker: You're like, you're like a badass little kid that gets put in timeout, then you're just like, I'm just going to take myself for the time out. And I quote, and I quote, is that Peter fucking Frampton? And I quote,

Speaker: And I quote from the great Glick, Glickdeaning. I'm not saying Peter Franklin's not. I am not saying that. I have total control. It's like we were talking about the remake of fucking Roadhouse. And dude's gonna play it. What's his fucking name?

Speaker: No, kind of a grader is the bad guy. Jake Gyllenhaal is playing. Jake Gyllenhaal. I can't stand Jake Gyllenhaal, but I'm still going to see that movie. Why don't you put Jake Gyllenhaal? I want to punch Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't know. I don't know. I want to punch Jake Gyllenhaal. You have the same problem with Jake Gyllenhaal that you have with... Oh, what's his name that I like? The actor. Shit, what's more? Shit. God damn it. I just... I just... The guy just screams douchebag.

Speaker: Well, so do you, but you're still here with us. Yeah, but, but, but I'm cool. And he's on. James Franco is a, oh no. Yeah, James Franco is the older one, right? Yeah, the older one. Yeah, he is a douchebag. Oh yeah. He's a complete douche. His younger brother. Oh my God. That kid's hilarious. He was on season nine of Scrubs and fucking he killed it.

Speaker: He's one of those actors who plays the same guy in every role, but he does it in a way where like, I get it, he's an asshole. I'm not gonna say I'm gonna watch him as lead role, but as a secondary third tier character, oh, I'm in.

Speaker: Yeah, there's a, you know, on to the music. There's a lot of bands that I listened to that I could tell you the name of and you're like, who? Because I like a lot of that. I find myself in rabbit holes of covers. And then I find a band. They did a great job on this cover. Let me check them out. And then I was like, oh damn, they're really good. Or even solo artists. Have you heard of the band Home Free? No, I think so. They do acapella covers.

Speaker: And these guys are, they did the acapella cover of the song from O Brother Where Art, the Man of Concert Sorrow. And they got the guy that sings real high and then the guy that's got the super duper bassy voice. And when he sings his part, I don't care who you are, you're like, oh, damn, that guy's, he's speaking lower than your feet. He's just, his voice is so deep.

Speaker: that it resonates, like it would explode your subwoofer. Well, the kind of bass that literally, it doesn't thump, it just constant vibrate, where your speaker would slowly rattle itself off the tanger. True sonic sound. Yeah. And the guy's genius.

Speaker: And like there's a there's a girl that that video that went viral a couple years back of the girl singing hallelujah into the well You ever seen that video Tony? No She sings the song hallelujah, you know the one from sharing And she sings it into a well and you hear the echo and it's like a less than a minute long video Well, she's got a whole YouTube channel where she does covers. She's an amazing singer and

Speaker: like blows my mind and she's got a couple of covers that I'm like, are these on Spotify so I can have them? And I have her on my Spotify, a couple of guys that won the Britain's Got Talent thing or they were in it. They have covers on Spotify and stuff like that. Like there's so much talent out in the world that is not even discovered

Speaker: It's crazy. And 30 years ago, these guys would never get a chance because they don't know somebody or they didn't blow the right person or whatever it is.

Speaker: And now, with the ability to put anything you want on Spotify, I mean, fuck, we're on Spotify. So, you know, the ability to be out there, it's not as difficult as it used to be to become a band and become a hit. Like, you know, when Molly Crew first got out there, you got to play 400 ,000 clubs just before you get noticed.

Speaker: And now you could throw something up on Spotify and get noticed in a week. It's not only, it's not, it's not just Spotify. Well, YouTube and everywhere else. You know, the guy, the guys, I think it's the guy from no resolve and the guys from state of mind, um, they blew up on Tik TOK. Right. Because they're like, you like this song? It's me. And the dude was in his UPS uniform. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, did you know the guy singing the songs to me? Shut up. You sound really douchey. The music's awesome and your songs are awesome, but you sound real douchey. But, um, speaking of covers and or parodies or whatever. T -Painz, I'm on a boat with Lonely Island. That shit cracks me up. Lonely Island took themselves serious.

Speaker: The one they did with Michael Bolton cracks me up every time. He's singing about Jack Sparrow. Well, kind of jump ship and go down a road that you guys really enjoy. You guys really enjoy movies and you like talking about movies and

Speaker: Oh. Same 25 movies every time I let you guys talk about them. How do you figure? I have 50 movies. I have 50 movies that you guys might like. Okay. But you might like the titles. We're gonna start at 50 and work our way up. Okay. See how long it takes for you guys to realize what these are.

Speaker: Number 50, Wet Dreams on Elm Street. Ah, they're porn covers. Porn parodies. Nice. The 50 funniest porn titles. The 50 funniest porn titles. Wait, wait. Give me that first one again. I'm recording. I'm going to do the research, boys. I'm going to do the research. Wet Dreams on Elm Street. Nice.

Speaker: would you guys like to uh take a crack at a couple and see if you can think of any and see where they went up on the end up on the list uh i do before i read the whole list i know i can't remember what it's called but there's one it's like uh no there's a there's a scooby -doo one what did you say tony fast time between the sides that's not on

Speaker: There's a Game of Thrones one. This is not Game of Thrones. These are movies, not television shows. Okay. There is a movie called This Is Not Game of Thrones. These are movie with a parody name. Funny porn titles of movies. No television is in here. Right. Okay. But they got television name similarities. No, no. Well, I guess a couple of them are. There's a Brady Bunch one too.

Speaker: Family Thighs. Family Thighs, nice. No, no Family Thighs. And they're... Save Ryan's Privates. Yeah. Saving Ryan's Privates. That is... It's actually shaving Ryan's Privates. But that comes in at number 13 on the list. Different Strokes is definitely a title.

Speaker: Did he have to change anything? Did he have to change the title? That is not on the list. I'm thinking about television shows, Tony. Yeah. I'm thinking about movies. Can you give us Sunday? There's a Star Wars one. The Revenge of the Shit.

Speaker: The all anal final chapter. You're not even gonna know what kind of porn you're watching. That's from the movie Zack and Mary Make Up Porno. I don't know if you've ever seen that movie, but it's fucking hilarious. Oh, I'm sorry, Jeff. There is Game of Bones is on here. There it is, see? What can we do? Can I show you what this is? No. All right, let me try. Let me.

Speaker: Let me dive. Let me dive into these gentlemen. We're going to start out here at 50. Like I said, wet dreams on Elm Street. Nice. Nightmare on Elm Street. You got male, M -A -L -E. Nice. Beverly Hills, 90210.

Speaker: One blue over Miss Lulu's chest. Nice. Jeff, I think you're going to like this one. Hori Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls. The big or my big Lebowski. Nice. It's all about finding a dude's rug, but it's her rug.

Speaker: Tony D. I think you're going to like this one. White men can't help. I come with references. I beg to differ. Well, they come and I have references.

Speaker: They come and I have references. Nice. I beg to differ with that title. That sounds like a name of an episode. I like it. I need to put that as the name of an episode. They come and I have references. We just invite old girlfriends. Do you confirm or deny?

Speaker: Yeah, I don't think even though mine's still watching and lurking and hanging out and trying to post silly shit, it will become a roast. Oh, well, I found out was extremely fake, even though she claims to be realer than real than other one. Her son just started playing baseball and conveniently he's wearing my number. And we've been apart for almost two years now.

Speaker: Anywho, back to the list. Yeah, we're trying to do it first. All you got to do is stay on topic. Number 43. Saturday Night Beaver. Nice. 70s action. That's probably the 70s action. Men in back.

Speaker: I don't know if that's a gay movie or. I was going to say that sounds like a gay porn. That can work on all platforms. This I said, I don't know if it's a gay or if it's a backdoor penetration. Yeah, I was going to say backdoor thing. I mean, it's definitely a backdoor penetration movie, but is it? Man on man, man on woman, woman on woman, trainee on woman, Jeff's favorite, trainee on trainee. You never know. Four hours later.

Speaker: I can't believe I'm still watching this training on training board. Wait, where's the chick? That dude's got some nice tits. He's got some great tits. Huge dick. Nice tits. Number 41, waiting to triple exhale. Nice. Triple exhale. We got Tiger's Wood.

Speaker: true Tiger Woods story. I love when we get Tony. That's a good title. That's a totally different documentary from the Tiger Woods story. Let me tell you that. Yeah, right? We got Napoleon Dynamite. Okay, wait, I got one. There's a, and it probably on the list, there's a

Speaker: of the

Speaker: Oh no, that's a horror parody that they did. Mean one. No, it's a porn parody. I know what the porn parody is. I've seen it. Or may not allegedly seen it five or six times. I'll be the first to admit it. I've seen it. Dylan, you walked into funny porn titles of actual porn movies.

Speaker: Yeah. Uh number thirty -eight. I'm seeing uh legally boned. Nice. Um Tony's on it. He laughed. Inspect her gadget. Nice. Well, that's a trans moment right there. I'm telling you right now. No, no. Just like I've seen it. It's in my favorites. Just like

Speaker: The pronouns are her, him. Him taking. At 36, we have oceans, 11 inches. We've talked about that before. Tony, that's your movie right there. That's definitely a black dude. That's not a white guy. I'm telling you right now, that's not a white guy.

Speaker: Hey, hey, Jeff. Yeah. You like apples? Nice. How do you like these apples? Good will coming. Good will coming. Oh, nice. Jeff, you said game of bones. I've seen it. It's not bad. I prefer ameliorate. Something jumped up and bit me in my buttocks. No, Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump. Nice.

Speaker: It's a whole new definition for something jumped up. I'm quite sure monster's ball is about to pop up. Monster's balls. That was a point in itself, monster. Number 32, the devil wears nada. Nice. You in trouble. Hold on, I'm searching. Thanks. You're going too fast. I hit my butt fast. Hey, Jeff. Jeff.

Speaker: It's going to be a legend. Wait for it. No way. Wait for it. How I wet your mother. Nice. I don't know how we're going to figure it out. How I wet your mother, Derry. Is there a sequel?

Speaker: how I rode your father. We have number 30, weapons of ass destruction. Tony D. Tony, there's your movie. Not with dudes with a woman. Calm down. That's a big booty bitch. I'm telling you right now. That's a big booty bitch.

Speaker: You call that at night? A cock? This is a cock, mate. No way! Crocodile's done her. Done me. Crocodile done me. You should've been hungry. Hungry? Oh, yeah. Tony D. These cars are not moving. Dawson's crack. Okay. Yank by doodle. It's dandy. I'm gonna tell Mickey that.

Speaker: Yank my doodle, it's a dandy. I'm going to be singing that. I'm going to be skipping down the street, boy. Yank my doodle, it's a dandy. When she gets home from work, she'll be like, hey, Nikki, yank my doodle. It's a dandy. Chris shows up on Saturday with a black eye.

Speaker: alone. See that's where you moved out boys. That's where you guys are wrong. So I'm single again. Tony you win the bet. Now you said two months it's been almost four. Too much from when she moved in. No you said we would only be together for two months. She's moved in six seven weeks ago. That's okay I have the over under so I picked the over so

Speaker: All you guys got to do is break up and I win. Yeah, right? That's all I'm saying. And at 26, Jurassic Pork. Nice. Star Horse. That's what it is. Star Horse. I Dream of Weenie. Yeah, I bet you do.

Speaker: Thank God neither one of you have the... Well, you know what? I was gonna try to doctor it up and make it sound nice. Thank God you're both fucking lazy. Neither one of you will take the time and or effort to clip that and soundbite it or anything. Oh no, don't worry, I will. I can't remember now. Kevin's going home alone. I just don't want to. Jeff, I think this might be one of your favorites. Homo alone.

Speaker: You have uh you have uh 40 gays and 40 nights 40 gays and 40 nights that movies that the original movies crap yeah that's your original movie sure no no have you seen that movie 40 days and 40 nights it's about a guy that decides to give up sex for life yes like with josh yeah terrible fucking movie uh

Speaker: Missionary position. All forms of sex, Tony. Yeah. All forms. He swears it off. Yeah. Missionary position impossible. Nice. Nice. Gives a whole new version of that rope scene where Tom Cruise is hanging an itch off the floor. He's actually just bouncing it down on a bungee cord. Tony, I'm going to say it now. I'm sorry for number 21. 21?

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Pulp friction. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That should have been a model maker. Sleeping with Seattle. It's not like Debbie does Dallas. I'm assuming. The good, the bad, and the snuggly. Not bad. That's not bad for a title. I like that title. I'm in. I mean. Gentlemen, I know you're both fond of this original franchise in Diana Jones.

Speaker: I need to look that one up. It's going to roll away, running away from a boulder. It's a night clock. That's a good time. You know what? I've got it in. I'm going to clap. We got the Slutty Professor. Nice. Most of these boys remember that. Jeffrey, I think this one's right up your alley as well. Four of the rings.

Speaker: Stan, if you bleach your asshole, is that changing your ringtone? Yes. That's the one where Sam comes in and bricks on Frodo's mouth. No matter how you take it, I'm going to give you two points for that. Credits. Number 13, Jamie and Ryan's privates. Yeah, you brought that up.

Speaker: Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet. Romeo in Juliet.

Speaker: Aussie comes back. He comes back. Nice. Crocodile, Blondie. Blondie. Nice. Gentlemen, we are into the top 10. Here we go. The final 10. Jeff, I know it's a favor to yours. You're a car guy. No. Alone in 60 seconds. Nice.

Speaker: I have actually known a woman that did that.

Speaker: I currently live with one to you. Oh, I'm totally telling her you said that. Trust me. Trust me. It's not an insult. It's that's a poor performance on my end. Maybe. Yeah. No, agreed. I can't help it. Yeah, I agree. You get a gold star. Good game, baby. Let me tell you a good game. That is your fifth gold star of the week. That means you get a special surprise.

Speaker: Go ahead and take it to the treasure chest and pick your surprise for the week. Here, anything you want in this drawer, there's Jack's. I think this movie was made about you. Number nine, King Dong. Thank you very much.

Speaker: Don't go to the gym. Is there a horror busters over there? We'll get your eye put out. Is there a horror busters? Or ghost fuckers? There's gotta be a Ghostbusters parody. This was a horrible movie. The original movie was horrible. But I love this title. Saturday the 14th. Saturday the 14th.

Speaker: Add mama to the train. Add mama to the train. Oh, shit. You're going to hell for that one. You're going to hell for that one. Why am I going to hell? I'm just reading what's already there. I didn't make it. That's fucked up. Because you would. I ain't going to say it. That's fucked up. I love it. I love it. I ain't going to make that. And I agree. The original movie was a big piece of shit. Everybody's favorite monkey and man in the yellow suit.

Speaker: Bicurious George. I'm a horror fan. I like horror movies. You said horror, not whore. Same difference. Well, I like both. Usually I have both. Everyone I did last summer. That's a long list.

Speaker: Let's go ahead and jump into the top five. You think Disney was safe from this list? You would be wrong. Sleeping booty. Sleeping booty. Nice.

Speaker: You think Tom Hanks just saved from this list? He's already been on here once. Yeah. Twice. Twice. Let's go for the hat trick, ladies and gentlemen. The trifecta. With Turner and Cooch. Nice.

Speaker: Nice. Hold on. I got a phone call. I'll be right back. I'm in. I'm in. I got to see that. All right. Hold on. I want to say, I want to say the, the, the, the, the top three for when Tony goes back. So, so just to kind of recap what we're doing here for anybody who's just joined in or just listening. It's the 50 funniest porn titles ever. Um, a couple of weeks ago,

Speaker: We were chit -chatting on the show, like we always do. And we came up, somehow the topic came up about porn movies and porn parodies. And some of the movies are actually really good. They're produced. The production is good. Because we watch it for the plot. The Pirates of the Caribbean parody movies were actually

Speaker: Really good. I watched it. I thought it was really good. You forgot it was a born? Yeah, you almost did. It's some of those, like the Game of Bones one. Yeah. It's not, it's literally, it's a full -on production. Yeah. There's an Avengers parody that, again. Seen that one. Until full -on hardcore sexes happen in between

Speaker: uh costumes are black widow and scarlet witch and iron man you're like oh damn i forgot well doesn't captain america plow the shit out of fucking black widow in that too yeah there's uh there's like four parodies there's a justice league one i mean some of these movies have like solid production these movies these movies that we're rattling off now do not have solid production i would be willing to put money on it

Speaker: Let's go ahead and round this up before we go to break. We got our final three. Speaking of DC. Finding Nemos. That dude and Throbbin. Whoa. Wow. Number two. That's definitely a gay four. I got to call it. I'm calling it. Number two. Grinding Nemo. Grinding Nemo.

Speaker: Do you see out of these? No. Yeah. I don't, I think it's just a chick named Nemo. I'm just saying. Well, they do have people fucking animals in porn, but that's probably more of a cam or Conner genre. And number one.

Speaker: You want the dick? You can't handle a dick. No way. A few hard men. Nice. I don't know if that's a quote from the actual movie. I just kind of threw that in. No, OK. So you didn't do your research and watch it? I didn't watch all 50 of these movies. I was three days watching all 50 of these movies. Mickey's like, what are you doing? Research. Research. Research. Let me know.

Speaker: What do you have? What do you have a bottle of Juergens and your pants around your ankles? I'm doing research on the show, woman. So, Tony's gonna love this. No. Well, I don't know. Have you ever seen the Zach and Mary make a porno?

Speaker: Yeah. No, I remember that movie though. In that movie, they literally try to come up with a bunch of names for the movie they're going to do. And they end up doing Star Horse. Yeah. And then the whole craziness ensues. That movie fucking cracks me up. And that, ladies and gentlemen, was Tony's movie list for the weekend. I'm not going to lie. When you guys come up with these ideas,

Speaker: it does last and I give you credit for that even though good comes up with some of the weirdest fucking shit ever no but when you think about it it by seeing the name you instantly know what you're gonna see you know a you know you're gonna see porn but you're watching porn with a plot so it's like you know

Speaker: Yeah, you can go on to our favorite website and see porn super quick. But sometimes, you know, like, let's make a weekend out of this. Let's watch a movie. Yeah, never. John dipped his wick, I'm just saying. He just run around fucking chicks, beating them up, you know, whatever. I didn't die hard.

Speaker: She died because I was hard. It's a good day to die hard, baby. Move subliminal. I'm just saying we should make a porno. Or at least come up with what you need. I'm not making a porno with you, Jeff. Fuck me. No, no. I'm not carrying on this one. We'll produce. We'll produce a porno. We're not going to be in it. We're behind the camera. Yeah, we can't show everybody everything.

Speaker: just saying you know no matter how much shit we talk star wars for revenge of the shit the all anal final chapter empire likes it in the back

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, we take a break. The Empire likes it in the back. I'm writing that down for my porn studio friends. The Empire comes on our back. There you go. Return of the open eye. Return of the old one eye.

Speaker: revenge of the cream pie. No, no, no. You did this though. I'm gonna go see that movie before I see uh the empire likes it in the back.

Speaker: All you calling old motherfuckers make a movie with new titles? Just cut me a check, I need 10 % net. 10 % net, you're welcome. 10 % net, you're welcome. Tell me you wouldn't go see John Dips' wick. No. No. Just John Wick fucking a bunch of chicks. But fuck fighting. Star titties. Nobody wants to watch a man. Star titties. The wrath of cock. I like that.

Speaker: Cock! Just some chick standing on the screen. Cock! Damn, I think somebody needs cock. Jeff you deserve a belt, fuck it.

Speaker: I was trying not to scream it but. Yeah, you got kids in the house. I got kids in the house. There's a newborn next door. I don't know. Jeff deserves a vote for them. I'm trying to. I don't know any of the others. Star Trek movie. I don't either. How did Star Trek into her darkness? That's a title in its own.

Speaker: And she has a multiverse. Let me stop. Avenge hers. I liked that. Avenge hers into the darkness. A whole new meaning to on your left.

Speaker: All right. We're going to come back. Just calm on her left shoulder. Nice. Transformers dark side of her moon. Ooh.

Speaker: That makes you want to watch it. It's Transformers, so it's definitely Transformers. It's what Jeff watches, actually, for four hours. It's a really good plot, boys. I want to tell you, that dude's got great tits. The dude has tits. See, this is what I'm talking about. The longer you take to make a fucking play a song, the more shit we talk. We're literally just talking about transport. Of course, I think you do have tits. I just really bury himself at this point. It doesn't matter.

Speaker: It was over too fast and she was furious. It was over too fast and she was furious. It was over too fast and she was furious. It was over too fast and she was furious.

Speaker: I believe that was a real one. The spy who shagged me. I'm just saying. Dr. No! You're going to jail for that movie. You're going to jail for that movie. James Bondage. I am Dr. Whoa. James Bondage. James Bondage.

Speaker: 50 Shades of War Jasms. Whoa, whoa. 50 Shades of War Jasms. Again, 50 Shades was a part of it itself. It didn't mean a parody. That was a fucking soap opera. I wasn't. I didn't see it. Never seen it. You want the truth? I'll be honest. The way they ended that whole series, that very last one, had a great ending to it. I'm not going to lie. It had a good ending for it. I've never seen any of them.

Speaker: I didn't want to watch it. She didn't. Oh my god. I'm feeling like this. Wack Tony's movie. Fifty and enough. Where did the sun go? Let me know. Let me know. Let me know. Tony.

Speaker: I didn't know there was a solar eclipse tonight. There's not, baby. That is just hard. Oh, my God. What happened to the sun? I just got back from the gym. You know, it gives a whole new meaning, that white chicks movie. Hey, man. Don't even get me started on Terry Crews and that goddamn movie.

Speaker: What did he call him? What was it? Blackzilla or something like that? Hunter Killer. Oh, that's a scary one to me. Done in 60 seconds. Hunter Fucker. Hunter Fucker. Done in 60 seconds. That's the story of my movie. When my wife gets back. It's been a while.

Speaker: That's my 12 days. We're October. Oh, that's what she's on a rag. Shark Week. Shark. Or Sharkbait, whichever.

Speaker: Shark. I still like. I still like. Oh. Oh. Oh. What? Pornado. Ooh. I like that. Very nice. Pornado. Pornado. Tongue twister. Instead of a cow flying around, it's supposed to make it in one. 10 % net and we're good. Trust me. What's up? What's up? Some naked chicken getting banged in a tornado. Yeah. Missionary style. Tongue twister.

Speaker: They just walk in the back of a Dodge Ram, you know. I still, I still like Tony's fast times at Ridgemont. Fast miles between her thighs. I like that. Set of trimmers, compilation movie, covers, long came inside her. What? A long came inside her. Ooh.

Speaker: I'm trying to think one for Cool Hand Luke, but I can't. No, you can't. That's a prison movie. You can't do that one. No. That's definitely a gay movie. Yeah, that's definitely a gay movie. Shit. Nick's Cool Hand. Amazon Prime actually has a movie that's based on a woman's prison, and it looks evil. Yeah, they did a movie back in the day where I think it was child, like, uh... I forgot. I just saw it all, like, uh...

Speaker: That was a movie. Let's just be scoring my head, man. Why do people enjoy this? Ram bone. Rambo thighs. Undercover brother. Cool. Under covers. Under her covers, brother.

Speaker: I was just watching this shit early this afternoon. He's driving around with that big old Cadillac. He does that 360 spin. It doesn't even fill George Fox. He's going to make me lose my mind up in here. And he comes in. He's got the tire. He's got the Argyle sweater. And he takes a little white chick. And Neil Patrick Harris is like, kudos. They're like, all right, little bitch.

Speaker: Oh, shit. Oh, Lord. Michael Horton. He played a fucking song. Damn it. His motherfucker. He's yelling at me like he wasn't involved in this. Yeah, I was like, Tony, you're guilty by association. Oh, shit. I'll try to help the show. No, because I'll come up more while we're on. Hey, remember the boners. Nice.

Speaker: Oh, hey. Disney did this one on their own. Lady and the Tramp. Texas Dickhand Massacre. Well, the ladies, the longest hard. Nice. That's a Tony movie. Aristococcus. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Speaker: What's that, uh, 27 hours? What, uh, 27 voters? She's stuck between a rock and 27 dudes. There you go.

Speaker: Instead of buried alive, buried in her muff. Buried in her muff. Beard rider to the easy rider. Or ghost rider. Ghost rider. Yeah, ghost rider. The incredible weight of my penis.

Speaker: I can't do it again. Willy's Wonderland. Again, a movie that needs no real parody. Pursuit of happiness. Oh, oh, another another movie. Another another movie that needs no parody. Hancock. It's just a dude. Oh, the Dicks of Hazard by Dylan.

Speaker: I like it. It's incest. It's incest porn. I'm calling it now. That's incest porn. That is the the Cocksby show. The Cocksby show. Dr. Ox. A different world. Ooh. A different old. That'd be a different old. You gotta change it up a little bit. That is very not heterosexual. No, it could be just natal movie.

Speaker: The fresh penis. Phil air. Good time. Uncle Phil. Happy days.

Speaker: Unlock her jaws. Oh my god. Unlock her jaws. See ya. Jaws. Jaws. Unlock her jaws three. Her revenge. Oh.

Speaker: Oh, I can do this all day. I love how he acts like he wasn't involved in this and just wants to be a participant. Yeah, it's like Mr. Oh, go ahead and say church on Sunday over here. I don't know anything about nonsense, no nonsense, those guys are crazy. Oh, of course, there's Mike's favorite movie, Last of the Mo. Mo, wait, Last of the Hohegans.

Speaker: and Michael give you a speech on on the you know he'll change that up too that one -liner that's like three pages long I'll never get a one -day episode he did that long in show like this we're like it's a one -liner dude I can't type all that out okay y 'all did it wrong they're like okay now that's what we're talking about

Speaker: You have to just put the monologue. I literally put last week in the monologue. Once again, when you're typing this shit in a spreadsheet that I have to put into a picture and Mike gives a monologue, it's like, sure. The facts of life. Back shots of life. White Christmas. Jesus. White shadow.

Speaker: Well, wouldn't it be black shadow the return of mommy? Mommy dearest I can't I can't get past that mama to the train That's fucked up. That's what's wrong with you right there. Here's the fucked up part We've seen mom throw mama from the train and the woman from Goonies is the first person you think of so

Speaker: Wasn't Mama there still Giddy? She's the woman for she's placed the mom from the Goonies. Did she? Yeah, that's the same. Danny. Golden Girls? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. The one who plays the mama from throw mama from the train is the same mama for telly from the Goonies. Jesus.

Speaker: I didn't know. Kacing actress just got a good look. Jesus. Kate Mow. We've been around for a minute. Ooh. Ooh. I got a, I got, I got one. Air hose. Instead of airheads. Airheads. I'm going to pick up the song because Glitch going to let this shit go. The Adam Sandler movie, Airheads with Brandon. I've got a, I've got a song.

Speaker: This motherfucker, why do you act like you were not the Big Bang Theory? Why do you act like you were not involved in this? It'd be the Big Bang orgy. It'd be the Big Bang orgy. Not the Big Bang Theory. Friends. Coupling. Which is basically the British version of Friends. All right. There is a Friends. There is the Friends porno out there. It's terrible.

Speaker: Yes, cleanse the pallet. Let's cleanse our pallet. Let's cleanse everything. We can do this for another hour, I'm sure. I'm sure we'll signal some more. We'll grab a quick shower, because we're all dirty after this. Tony's picking the song. Stop by the church. Ooh, sweet home, Alabama. Tony's not picking the song. Tony's picking the song. You said you had the song. You said you were picking the song.

Speaker: It's called This Is Not Friends.

Speaker: You ready? Thelma and Louise. I'm born ready. We'll be back after this. After this, who's the song? Who's the artist? What's the song? Thelma and Louise.

Speaker: And when it's coming outside, nobody's there for me I guess you'll see who I can make

Speaker: But see, don't call me honey That stings like a bee There's an easy line No words in the sea

Speaker: See what can make me feel this way

Speaker: She took all my money And gave me back my name And she left me all alone Standing in the right

Speaker: Mana Mana Mana

Speaker: Let me feel this way

Speaker: Yes. Oh yeah. Look at this dude. I just wanted two more. You guys remember the movie Rockstar? And then Cock Ventura would pussy calls. Sorry. We did a palette cleanse. We're done. Moving on. Sorry. Save it for Saturday when we start the show and you're going to have 20 more.

Speaker: 100 % off the shelf. Yeah, you know, for a guy who does a music show, a very good music show. Thank you very much. I wasn't able to... Sorry, hold on. Say it again, Jonathan. No, I'm good. You're good. You're good. No, I wanted the clean version so it could be heard. The random multi -broadcast on all platforms. Check me out. Thank you very much.

Speaker: Yeah, I want it to be heard. You know, for a guy who does a music broadcast, and like I said, a very good music broadcast, I had it on in the background today. I couldn't comment, I just had it on and I was listening. And that's generally what I do a lot of times when Tony's won his music show.

Speaker: because I'm busy doing other things but I like to put it on because I like a lot of the music Tony plays surprisingly ladies and gentlemen if you check out the random broadcaster very surprisingly I founded that two years ago he is not lying he knows the shit that I play yeah exactly exactly I do enjoy it I like it but we go to break and we're playing music

Speaker: As a guy who does a music show, you'd think you would be like, hey, this is Blacktop Monjo. My girl, shout him out. You know, shout him out. No, he just plays the music. My mic doesn't work, so I can't even, while they're doing the intro, I can't even tell the shit in the background, your mic works fine. Yeah, it came on and I was like, oh, now it wants to fucking work. Anywho,

Speaker: Uh, no random broadcaster. Tony D check them out. Check out his music show. Check out the random multi bar. I'm sorry. The random ball. I got to change these broadcasting horse. What he should say. No random broadcasting. This is a jealous whore. Movie coming soon.

Speaker: That's a cuckold movie. I'm saying it right now. That's a cuckold movie. Are we jealous? Are we jealous? We're the podcast champion of the world. The greatest podcast host of all time. Nobody wants to challenge this. Nobody wants to challenge this. You notice he's looking at the reflective surface on the belt. He's talking to himself. He thinks he's sleeping. The wall. The wall. The wall.

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Speaker: and be there for the showing of leopard hunting. You do not. You don't let them shame you, because we're awesome. And I'm the champ. All challengers welcome. Who wants some? Come get some. Jeff, you've had some, and I've divorced it, and you no longer get some. Gentlemen.

Speaker: There's, there's a reason why your movies come at 60 seconds. Gentlemen. Yes. Speaking of social media. Okay. Oh, I know for, for any of you ass clowns out there that are listening to don't believe that I'm the podcast champion, the undisputed podcast champion. And I got great backup in my, in my corner.

Speaker: I mean, just between YouTube and Spotify alone, over 20 ,000 views and listens. Yes. And that's not just us rewatching the show a bunch of times, I'm saying. I've probably rewatched the show 19 ,999 times.

Speaker: And I can't even say that my parents watch the show and support it because they don't like me anymore because I can't believe the truth. There's too much to handle. We know my parents don't listen because we're not very coothed. Well, your dad's probably drunk and passed out in a cornfield somewhere and your mom's like,

Speaker: I'm going to need a lot more. My mom didn't make it two episodes. My mom, Chris and I, Tony, you got to hear this story. So, so we told my mom that Chris and I are starting a podcast. She's like, Oh, great. I'll listen. Two episodes later, she sent me a message. Yeah, I can't listen to that. You guys are fine. Big ups to both moms and both dads of these two motherfuckers.

Speaker: They put up with a lot. Don't give props to my parents. Your parents supported me. I'm going to. Jeff's parents are awesome. Jeff's mom said, I don't need Jesus in my life. She said, I need Jesus in me. Three days later, he rose. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.

Speaker: Gentlemen, speaking of social media. Sure. I have a conversation piece for you. Oh, here we go. If you will, because we fancy a conversation piece. No, Tony, not my piece. It's not that big. You couldn't see it on camera anyways. Don't get excited. There's a reason why his movie is called Dr. Do Her Little.

Speaker: Yeah, honey, I struck your penis. Nice. Honey, I, honey, I shrunk like penis. Nope. It was always that small. It's really good. It's really good. Speaking of online, speaking of being online, speaking of doing various things that we do online. A poll was put out last week. The top things.

Speaker: that we are sick of people oversharing on social media.

Speaker: Sorry, Kevin's trying to tell me a joke that I've already heard. He's like, these guys need to hear it. I'm like, no, they don't. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, listen here, pal. You're not Paulie Shore. Nobody cares. They've heard it, Kevin. I'm sure. Hey, Jim Gaffigan. Take it somewhere else. Yeah, we get it. The Hot Pockets are hot. Calm down, bro.

Speaker: Sorry, Kevin. He can't hear you. Sorry, Jeffrey. I'm sorry. Every once in a while he comes in and he tries to tell me these jokes. And I'm like, yeah, I've heard it. He's like, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'm like, I heard that joke. He smells like you. He smells like you. But it's jokes I've heard when I was like his age. If we learn anything from Wakanda forever, Kevin, take your ass back in the ocean. Wow.

Speaker: Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Speaker: Well I have a quick story about that so so like I told you my wife was my wife was she's stuck in France right because of the strike and she was really worried about her visa expiring and I was like well way to play into the stereotype of an illegal in the country.

Speaker: She hung up on me. Yeah, she did. And he deserved it. Oh, yeah. I literally said, way to play it on a stereotype. She laughed and then hung up and called me back. She's like, that was fucked up. I was like, whoa. It was right there. I mean, yeah, you kind of.

Speaker: kind of laid it out there i said jesus dear really played to that spirit she's like that's not funny and then she's laughing i thought it was funny oh man i think i might have changed my mind you got something different well i feel like this is a i don't know man i don't this is a really good topic of conversation and and and i don't know how many people are going to make it this far

Speaker: for an hour for an hour and a half yeah but anyways you know I usually funny as shit happens in the last hour well this yeah this I don't this is gonna have funny but okay well you know what

Speaker: We'll do it now and then we'll rehash it. We'll rehash it Saturday night in the first hour. Sure. A little reach around, if you will. Tony, are you ready? Tony likes those. He also likes the deep dives with the boys.

Speaker: he's preoccupied he's you want to talk about a deep impact the MNP man guess they will let anyone on the internet you damn right they will hey I'm Rick I done told you

Speaker: I done told these guys, I am the podcasting champion of the world. I'm the greatest host on the planet. That and 50 cents will get you a cup of coffee. That and a dollar 50 will get you a cup of coffee at McDonald's. Keep going. I have an open challenge. Any podcasting hosts that would like to challenge me for the belt? Much like Tony D on a Saturday night when it's deep guys.

Speaker: or Tony D's watch your cheese. They got open. What's up, Brandon? Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Triple R. That hurts. That hurts. That hurts a lot. You didn't know this. Triple R tell him you gotta come to your show to earn his respect back. I never get the notifications when he's live. I don't like and I comment and I support all his videos. You don't turn them on. They are on.

Speaker: I know when he's on Twitch. I don't know. So the other day we were coming home because I beat it. Yeah, you were. Well, I'm actually more free time than anybody else on the planet. And that's just based off the fact that you do a total of 97 hours a week live broadcast. Yes, I do. That's why I'm the best. My question is when do you know you have too much free time? Yeah, so I have less free time than you. I just make time for people.

Speaker: I don't know. You're live a lot. You're live a lot. You know, I've worked 10 hours a day. And when I get done with this, I don't get invited on the platforms you get invited on because apparently people don't like it when somebody speaks their mind and does it. I think I've seen that. I don't know why I have to always.

Speaker: Reiterate myself. Also, I'm the wrong color to be on some broadcast. Excuse me? I'm also the wrong color to be on some broadcast. I'm the wrong color. I have the broadcast. I'm fucking on, trust me. 95 % of the broadcast you're on are black broadcast. Yeah. At least the ones I've seen. I get that a lot. No, see me jumping up on smokes broadcast.

Speaker: I don't think I'll continue to support Smoke. I'm not going on that show. I will shout him out. I will share him out, but I don't think he's ever going to want me back on the show again. I don't think he'll ever let me back on the show again. So back to back to. Well, the other night we were coming home. Triple R, the other guy.

Speaker: Hey, thanks, man. Appreciate that. A triple on the other co -host. The other guy is what he called me. We all see that movie and the other guys were the cool ones. The, the, the, the, the, the rock and Sam Jackson over here jumped off a fucking building and died.

Speaker: But everybody came to the movie to see us. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That is the funniest scene I've ever seen. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? And they both say aim for the bushes and then jump. There's not a bush in sight. That was stupid as shit ever. I'm a peacock captain and you've got to let me fly. That would be stupid as shit ever.

Speaker: The other day, Sunday when Nicky and I were coming back from PA, there was a trailer sales store. They sell trailers. Oh, okay, okay. The name of the store, the name of the store, whatever you want to call it, was Triple R Trailer Sales. Nice. I started cursing them out and told Nicky to get off at the exit so I could burn it down. Because there's only one Triple R in the business. There is. But now I take it back.

Speaker: Now he's going to go buy a trailer. He's going to go buy a trailer now. That's the real OG. You could call you the lowercase triple R. You're the lame lowercase triple R. Wow. No, I'm just kidding. I'm only teasing. I love triple R. That's my guy. He's an OG. No, I'm actually quite

Speaker: I was ready to fight for you. And then you come in and you hit me with that. You hurt my feelings, right? You hurt my soul. I'm actually kind of curious about this people sharing too much of the internet. Well, now you got to wait until Saturday.

Speaker: Well, it's a very good topic conversation. And I want to hit it. You want to do it right. I get that. I want to do it right. We're still riding. Tony, you're going to leave in 20 minutes. 15. Yeah, Tony, you're going to leave in five minutes. We need the full video. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.

Speaker: Well, Chris, the other day you were talking about theories of movies and TV shows. You know the theory of SpongeBob? That it's Bikini Bottom? Bikini Bottom is where they were testing Kukio Bobs. Yeah. I'm on Bikini Bottom. Sorry, I'm still on porn. You guys perked my porn interest.

Speaker: Got to get to late night parenting. Yeah. Who, me? Yeah, you. That's tomorrow night. I got to get up in the morning and go to work. Ew, gross. I do too. How did you just said Monday? And then you were doing a music, bro. I couldn't go to sleep because I was doing laundry. And I thought the clothes were done and they didn't. I said, fuck, I'm going to be here for another hour. I'll go ahead and do this real quick. Yeah. But I normally leave because I do try to get up in the morning and go. I said, what up?

Speaker: should be tomorrow. I'll try to catch it tomorrow. I'm gonna go to the gym tomorrow. So I'll try to catch it. I have to work on that tomorrow. I have to let you know. Excuse me, I'm being drunk again. When are you? Thank you. Honestly. You come home from work and the first thing you do is crack open the beer. I guarantee it. I would put money on that. I drink three nights a week, assholes. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. I believe that about as much as I quit smoking today. OK, sometimes four.

Speaker: Thank you. Sometimes days that end with Y. Most days that end with Y. Or days that end a day. Days that rhyme with Jeff's gay. Point is, you're still drunk. Top gun.

Speaker: Top cut I mean I'm saying I told you leprechauns Just a leprechaun Fuck you It's never listed apply by you request a facial Come by he just runs by comes on your face and runs away

Speaker: I was, you instantly - And he screams over the radio, the game! Some guy coming on yesterday, I'm thinking of, you know, in the movie, a dude and a woman, and the dude requests a come by, and she's like, negative ghost writer, and then he's just like - He's jerking off while he runs across the room? Spiderman.

Speaker: Why are men that hoe? Wow. How can we turn wild? Wild hoes. Let's look very fierce over the wild hogs, wild hoes. Wild hoes. Why they got to be hoes though? Well, you could keep it at wild hogs and just be a bunch of big bears.

Speaker: I want you all to notice how I can make a point on name without being obscene. It could be attracting these mothers that go to the extreme. Once again, is this your first time?

Speaker: I like that. Hey, Jeff. Here's one for you. It's a gay porno. Drain man. Nice. Tony's gone. Tony, Tony, Lee lost Tony. Lost Tony. Man down. Oh, shit. There's another one. He's got a periscope down. Man down.

Speaker: Beverly Cunt. Beverly Hills Cunt. Down parahorse. Beverly Hills Cunt. Beverly Hills Cunt parody. Another 69. 69 hours. Another 69. Harley Davidson and the lady boy. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, that's the same movie because it's Don Tops. You can't watch that movie. I'm in. Robin Hood, Prince of Cunts. Robin Hood, Prince of Thighs. Prince of Thighs. You got Friar Fuck in the movie and everything? Yeah. Friar Fuck.

Speaker: Uh, kill pussy. Should I kill Bill? So I just made my point.

Speaker: like this is audio and in the video recording of you participating in our shenanigans because you got yelled at. You're coming up with more because I've seen you just because you got yelled at. Stop. Stop. You know, behave yourself. I have one

Speaker: Like a JFK parody. She gets shot in the back of the head. Back into the left. Back into the left. TJ Hooper.

Speaker: again, it's self explanatory. No, you didn't need it. Oh, the Beverly Hill again, like Tony said earlier, different strokes. It'd be the Beverly hoebillies. Beverly hoebillies. I'm coming to the sea man pond. King of the hill. King of the clit. Yes, I am the clit commander.

Speaker: I need some butthole. South fuck. The family gay. South fuck. Bigger, longer, and uncut. Bigger, longer, and uncut. South fuck. I think Tony stars in that movie. I'm just saying. Big shrimp over here.

Speaker: Jeff doesn't have any idea who Val Venus is

Speaker: No one wants to hear your jokes. No, it's Michelle. She's, you don't need to hear her so far. The kinds are so safe. The usual suck specs. Nice. Reservoir doggy style. Nice. That's where he cuts off his ear with his cock. Slaps her in the ear with a cock.

Speaker: I had another one. What was the other one? Like I said, Cockstar, a rock star parody. Come on, Tony. I know you got more in that chrome dome of yours. Ooh, Harley in me. That just screams bestiality. Guardian of her galaxy.

Speaker: Golf Hawk was good. Pump Fiction, nice. Oh hell yeah. Star hose was said yes. Pump, pump, pump Fiction. I like Pump Fiction. Pump Friction was in the list. What? Dumb and Dumper. Pump and Humper. Pump and Humper, yeah there you go.

Speaker: Hot come. That anal guy. Just because it's anal does not make a gate only be. A Ted cut a Ted spinoff, PUD. Chud. 16 orgasms. 2021 hump Street. Heard that before.

Speaker: The, uh, come on. I got one. I got one. It doesn't really need a new name. So venom. Venom too. Let's see him in the rain. The television show Gotham Humper.

Speaker: Batman, the dark cock rises. We talk man, we talk man, the dark cock rises.

Speaker: Oh no, I'm just letting them flow. What you got? What you got? What you got? 20 minutes. When you cover your topic. Doesn't really need a, doesn't need a new name. Just snatch. I already established. We're going to cover it Saturday. I see the hamster. I see the hamster wheel turning. I'm fixing my 10s. A pussy called Wanda. More to cunt.

Speaker: coming to America. Ooh, the clockwork orgy. I've heard that before. That's not bad. You're literally Googling porn parodies. No, no, I'm literally just have movies up. This is really boring. A cocked up forever. Ooh, a cocked up forever. I like that. Go ahead and show us a symbol for that, Tony. Actually, never mind. Don't. No. Pride and, pride and horniness. Pride and horniness. Pride and prejudice party. Uh.

Speaker: Mama mijo, nodding hump, a nodding hill parrot. Yeah, he banged a tranny, Jeff, he liked him. Four weddings and an orgy. Wedding bangers. Wedding bangers, that's a good one. I'm literally just, I know Tony's got so many ideas and shit that would come, that he wouldn't.

Speaker: I got one. I just got to think of it. So the sequel to Bridget Jones is called The Edge of Reason. So the edging of his reasons. The edging. No, just Bridget Jones. You don't have to scream everything. I know. I'm just trying to have something to do with edging because, you know, we don't come. Let's see. Uncle Flock.

Speaker: Uncle Tony, which one do you have? Oh, well, tell me what ultimate five. I bought one a couple of weeks ago. I had to download an app. What I bought one. No, wait, wait. Listen to me. Hear me out. I bought one a couple of weeks back, downloaded an app. It's got different size pads and everything like that.

Speaker: the actual sensor thing. Yeah. It links up like Bluetooth through the app. And then there's like 12 different settings for it. Yeah. What is it? It's a 10 unit. Wow. I love it. It's amazing. Doesn't it work good? Oh, dude. Well, I had a cheap one that before this one,

Speaker: that had two pads and you just put it wherever and then you like clipped it to your waistband. It had like an aux cord attached to it, whatever.

Speaker: Nicky's like, I'm gonna put it on my face. And I'm like, trust me, I do things that make your face look like what that will already. You don't need attention because she's dealing with the sinus issues and stuff. So Tony, you got the allergies and shit. So you know what I'm talking about. Exactly. Your face just, just feels like a million pounds is on it. Yeah. You can't sleep on your back or your chest. You got to sleep on your side.

Speaker: Where did you get the custom belt? Uh, I got this from, uh, uh, unpaid. It was $200. And it's, and it's, it's nice. Well, you said it's like six pounds as well. Yeah. It's about six or seven pounds.

Speaker: metal, leather, and one of the cool things about it is, what's up, dude? One of the cool things about it, you can't really see it on here, but I'll send you a picture of Ranger Rick. All these, yeah, I was thinking.

Speaker: They're smooth rivets. It's screwed in. They're inset. OK, OK, so you can. So if a plate gets loose, it's a Phillips head screwdriver. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If the leather goes bad, you can actually. You can take it off. And I believe that. And I believe that trophy smacks sells just the belts. Oh, cool.

Speaker: Without the but so yeah, but I mean if it gets loose or if it starts to come off where like this one. I'll take that shit. You know this one is is is set differently and I Tony D yours is probably set differently as well. Like a glue or some shit like that. Yeah, no, it's got the level over with with screws would be. Yeah, I know it. OK, yeah, my yeah, that's OK too. Oh, so it's double double side. Yeah, so.

Speaker: Um, shit. Oh boy. Yeah, there it is. There it is. What do you got it set on?

Speaker: that's five right now. Turn it all the way up so that when it hits, shake it like this, make it lift your arm up. Make it lift your arm up. Dude, I crank mine up to ten every time. It's good. So, yeah, because dude, my **** state, man. I don't I don't ever get to say that but my ****

Speaker: You need to hold on that bio free. Oh no, you know, Nikki introduced me to it's in a leave gel like bio freeze. I think I've seen you leave jail. Yeah, it's it's I've I've had the bio freeze that a leave gel and it comes with metal massage roll ons. On the thing is better than the bio freeze Tony D. But what if it hasn't see the benefit? I don't need that. I already take a see the metaphor.

Speaker: It's a it's a it's a rub on gel, but it's I've used the bio freeze. I'm like my knee and my shoulder and my back and stuff. I put that a leave on the other day on my back when we were in PA all day long. I was good man all day all day. Yeah, it was not until that night that I needed to reapply it.

Speaker: because that bio -freeze, I got to put that on to go to bed. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, you got to put it on a couple of times a day. And the reason why I try to get off is because I'll put that on. It normally knocks me out. And it's hard for me to wake up in the morning. Bio -freeze does? Because of relaxing my muscle. Just how much pain I've got. I went to the chiropractor today. And just to get my shoulder popped right, when I was moving, she was like, Jesus Christ. I said, I've been telling her, this is what I've been going through for about a year. You know, when I was always up in here doing all this? Oh, yeah, no, trust me. I knew. She was going up the day.

Speaker: Okay, and she probably got me straight. I got to go for rehab next week. But I mean, my chiropractor, I've been going up for a decade. And my back is actually better than what it used to be. I kind of got an idea why, because I stopped sleeping on the couch. Well, that doesn't help. Yeah, you stop. I stopped sleeping. Yeah, I would sleep on the couch. It's just me. You know, I'm living my mom's life. Yeah, you just end up passing out there.

Speaker: Yeah. Trust me, I know all about that because I spent more nights on my couch when it was just me than I spent in my bed. Yeah, because you're playing games or watching TV. Watching TV. Next thing you need to wake up at 6 o 'clock in the morning and go, why am I still in the couch? And not being funny, when we do our sports shows, I will literally have ESPN on and go to sleep to that shit. Oh, yeah. Let's keep up playing law. You know, you go to sleep with ESPN on. Oh, no. Oh, no. I can't tell you how many times where

Speaker: you know, Sundays after we'd get done doing the football show or if I was just watching you, if I wasn't on there with you guys, when you were done, I'd have the NFL Network on or I'd be watching football and stretch out on my couch and wake up two hours later. Yes, it is a good two hour nap. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's great two hour nap. Great two hour nap. Well, when we first bought this couch. I almost need another couch.

Speaker: When we bought this house, before we got our air conditioner installed, it was too hot to sleep in our bedroom because there's no windows that you can open stuff. So we would end up sleeping on the couch like every night for like six months until we got there. How in the hell, nevermind.

Speaker: Well, we have a dual reclining loveseat. So it sits two people and reclines. Steve, I'm trying not to do that, Jeff. I'm trying not to do that. Get that recliner with the couch. Oh, yeah. That's what I asked. Bad news. I don't care if my loveseat or recliner. Bad news, because it's very, very easy to fall asleep in the mud.

Speaker: No, not so much that, but you get used to the sinks and you got to get it reapposed so you get the cushions be done too. No, because I get their loveseat recliners and they have like a little space in between. I can get them for like 600 bucks. I can get them all day long for like 600 bucks. But then you get a full set delivered.

Speaker: No, it's just the one love seat with the, it's almost like a storage container and two cup holders in the middle. And I can get them for like six, 700 bucks all day long. You want that king chair. Yeah, and the problem is, since they're so cheap, they're not really greatly made either. After a while, you know. Yeah, they go to wear out. Yeah, and then we slip on it or whatever. So I've replaced mine twice.

Speaker: I'm on my third floor. Now, when I bought my couches last year, my sectional, I used to fall asleep on a lot, but it was one of those sectionals with like the big, oversized, fluffy cushions. Right. Actually, I slept on it for like five years when I lived down in Charleston before the kids' mom and I split because we weren't sleeping in the same room or anything. Right.

Speaker: I smell something today. But when I bought my counseling love seat last year, I found out real quick. The recliner, counseling love seat. I'm a fucker, it's comfy. Fucking comfy as hell. And I can't tell you how many times I've come home from work and kicked up the recliner. If the kids weren't here. 20 minutes later, snoring. The next thing I know, I'm doing this. Yup.

Speaker: Well, I saw something today on Instagram where it's a 10 foot by 10 foot square that is nothing but couch cushions. And it's a giant couch that is 10 foot by 10 foot square. And it's got like pieces on the side that you can actually fold up almost like that. What's it called?

Speaker: And it's huge. And I was like, and I saw the price. It's like, it's like 15 grand or something like that. But I was like, you know what? I'm not buying that because I will literally sleep on that motherfucker because you crawl all the way up there. And then next, you know, like, do I really want to call off this motherfucker? Because I totally get what Tony's saying. I mean, when it's just you in the house. Yeah.

Speaker: and you're just chilled out, relaxed, and it's easy to just pass the fuck out where you are. You know what I mean? Which is, well, the biggest TV in the house, I put our bedroom so that when my wife, well, A, that's where my wife and I hang out most because it's the only room in the house where they're conditioning. Oh, that's what I was gonna ask you. Yeah. You live in fucking Cancun, and I understand it's a thorough country.

Speaker: How the hell do you not have some kind of central air? Central air is kind of a weird concept here because you can't really have ductwork. So what you do is you buy mini splits. One for each room. Yeah, you buy window units. No, no. You buy the equivalent. You buy the macelet.

Speaker: where the unit's on the roof and then through hoses, you have a piece that's mounted on the wall. I'll send you pictures. No, no, no, no. It comes off the roof? Yeah. Okay. So you have the main air conditioning unit on the roof, and then you have two pipes, an intake and an output that go down the side of the wall through the concrete wall, and you have a unit mounted to the wall.

Speaker: that's only, you know, it's like two and a half feet long, maybe. So you have an RTU, those of you who don't know, RTU is the rooftop unit. Yeah. And if you have six rooms in your houses, they'll run six tubes off of it. No. Each one has its own rooftop unit.

Speaker: So if you have six rooms in your house. You'd have six units. You'd have six RTUs. How big are they? They're big enough for one room. So like? I think the one I have in my bedroom is 12 ,000 BTU. Okay. Not very big. But you can hang me. You was not very big?

Speaker: Well, no, sorry. 1200. I'm sorry. You should call your entire house. Yeah. No, it's 1200. But, but if I crank that fucker up, like too cold as it can, and we close every window in the house and make sure the doors stay closed in about a day, it'll be comfortable in the entire house.

Speaker: You just get a couple fans to circulate there. Exactly. Now, there is a rooftop unit that you can put four, you can connect four internal house units to.

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Speaker: So put them in sideways, vertically instead of wherever. Can't put it in sideways. Yes, you can. You can get those. The new ones, yes, you can. But then you have the entire top of the window. My windows are four feet tall. Hey, Jeff, did we or did we not go to... Did we or did we not take building trades? Okay, here's the thing. Oh, also, hey. When you have a window unit in, you can't open the window. News flash for you. Yeah.

Speaker: Okay, you live in Cancun, it's below in the winter is 175. Technically it gets down to about 60. But spoiler alert, as Tony D likes to say, I gotta give my man credit, because that is Tony D's thing. Spoiler alert, the quote unquote window unit air conditioners, you can buy them now, then not only do they cool,

Speaker: They heat. Well, they heat. I don't need that. Well, the RTR units do the same thing. You don't need that. You can get the RTRs and do the same thing. You don't need that, but for your wife and kids who are boy raised in Mexico, 65 is freezing for them. Let's be honest. Oh, yeah, 100%. 100%. I lived in Charleston for 10 years. Yeah. And if it got below 60, because the fuckers were acting like... My air conditioner unit in my room is constantly set at 20.

Speaker: No, it's Celsius, which is about, and I'd have to do the math on the, it's like 35, you know? Not cold, but not overly cold. Mine is on that year round, every day, always on. When my wife is here, she's in a blanket covered up at night. And I'm in box of shorts going, it's fucking hot in here. Turn that fucker down.

Speaker: What is 20? Oh, it's 68. Yeah, it's not very cold. Now I can take it down to 15. So you can take it down to 63? No, 15 degrees. 15 degrees Celsius in Fahrenheit. 59 degrees, sorry. Yeah. So that's just obscene.

Speaker: And that just goes to continue to prove my fact that you do unnecessary shit just to do unnecessary shit. What are you talking about? There is no way in hell that it's... Okay, here's the difference between a window unit and an RTR. The RTR actually costs less money in the long run in electricity. But there's no way at 68 degrees with a temperature setting at 68 degrees that you're saying you're hot and you're dying.

Speaker: Okay, here's, I'm not literally saying that. I look smaller than you. I have full over a hundred pounds on you. If we crank it up to where she's comfortable, I'm sweating. Well, yeah, but that was the same thing when I lived in Charleston. Right. And where the kids' mom was comfortable, I wanted to throw her out the third floor window. Oh, a hundred percent. Because when she left,

Speaker: I dropped it down to 72, 74, and I was happy. And that was after working out in the heat all day long. Right now, I think mine's set at 22. Yep. Even now, in the summertime, when the kids are here, I usually keep it at 72. Right. When the kids are not here, it's at 70 -ish. And that's a little chilly for me, but I like it. And I got sweatpants on and a t -shirt.

Speaker: I literally sleep when I'm outside in the heat all day long and I come home and it's

Speaker: 70 degrees. Well see like the only problem with the it's just that just solidifies the fact of what I've been saying. You are a tiny little man and in everything you do in life you have to overcompensate. I'm not overcompensating. Whether it be cool in your house eating. My office I literally sit in here and sweat all day. Right now I like I'm soaked. But there's no reason for it. Give you a couple fans.

Speaker: I have a fan above me. You've seen it. Go to Home Depot and get a five -gallon bucket and cut a hole in it and put it below. I've seen that. I've seen that. I'm like, you know what? No, but they do. They work. They work. There's a mini desk unit. And then when the ice melts, you get misted. You get ice cool mist as the ice melts. No, there's a unit on

Speaker: I think it's on Amazon or something like that. You know, it's a, it's a, it's a six by six box. Captain overcompensator over here. It's a six by six box that you plug into the wall outlet and put water in and it will cool down a room just like an air conditioner, but I don't really believe they work that well. Actually you can go to Home Depot and you can spend $25 or 475 ,000 pesos. Yeah.

Speaker: and you can get you a little personal air conditioner for your office. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's like this big. Yeah. You don't know anything. You just plug it in. No, but like there's a, there's an RPR unit. If you were a comic book character,

Speaker: villain and or here well you definitely wouldn't be here we had that discussion you'll be a villain oh your your your your comic book name would be overcompensator how do you figure uh because you take everything to the extreme for no reason how do you figure

Speaker: Tony didn't say it out loud, but he mouthed it and he said everything. Look at him. He said, how do you figure? You said, if I bought a brand new car, I would void the warranty as soon as I drove it off a lot. Why? Why? Or raise it. Why? You instantly lose the warranty. No, you said, because I'm going to fucking punch it and burn all four tires off as soon as I pull out a lot.

Speaker: It's called test drive. Tony and I are grown ass men. It's not our fault that you didn't, that you - That's the one that was about to go to Walmart and buy $400 ,000 with a fucking nerve shit. I mean, well, not $400 ,000, but like $400. $400, yeah. These little bastards challenged me. The kids - And I would literally just go in the fucking house. Yeah. So, so - I'm like, fuck that, I ain't got no time for that. It's not overcompensating. It's me hanging out with the neighborhood kids and having fun.

Speaker: That's creepy. No, Jeff, I'm not offering them candy and I'm driving around in a fucking Ford Astro van or Chevy Astro van or whatever. My Astro van was cool and you know it. Calm down, Jeffrey Dahmer. My Astro van was cool. That was me going, all right, kids, you want to play? You're going to learn today. Come out like fucking RoboCop. Hey, you little sons of bitches.

Speaker: I mean I mean anybody who listens to this show it's they know you have you you Jeff I love you to death and you're one of my best friends but you have the worst case of Napoleon syndrome

Speaker: ever recorded for good reason for good reason Napoleon five fucking three Napoleon was technically taller than me Napoleon didn't even have Napoleon was five six he didn't even have Napoleon syndrome compared to you motherfuckers three inches taller he was a normal individual compared to you yeah but that's why I'm cool why I'm still alive

Speaker: How, how, when did Napoleon die? I need you to change his name from Jeff to Edward Compensator. No, no, honestly, how, cause you can't spell it. Not right now. Exactly. Yeah. He can't spell it. He's too drunk. What the fuck are you talking about? Hey, I never said I could spell. I never said I could spell. There's a reason. There's a reason why I have a grandmother. Tony D has literally sent you.

Speaker: proper spelling of words and you say I have a Grammarly subscription for work. I'm just saying. Look, look Jeff. I'm your doctor Phil. What doctor? Tony's your. You know, not a real doctor by the way. Tony's your Oprah Winfrey. We're not we're not against you. Oh, he called you here for you. I heard that bullshit.

Speaker: Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry, Tony. Steve Harvey. I'm sorry. I you're Tony D's. You're Steve Harvey and I'm your doctor Phil. We're not against you. We're not here against you. Jeff. We're here to help you.

Speaker: Wait, are you assuming I'm offended somehow? I want to be clear. I want to be clear. Are you assuming I'm offended somehow? Really? Trust me, if you're offended, you're getting a phone call after this. Trust me, I'm fucking not. I literally said, somebody at work said the other day, they said, I don't mean to offend. I said, listen, nothing you can say can offend me because what I say in my head is 10 times worse whenever you can.

Speaker: You can't offend me. Let me introduce you to my ex -husband. Let me introduce you to my ex -husband. I literally mentioned this at work the other day. And it's going to sound braggadocious. Is it braggadocious about the show or about you? No, no. Let me explain. So part of my job is fixing... Nine more minutes.

Speaker: part of my job is fixing, fixing things. I love you, Tony. Sorry, Jeff. I love you, Tony. I hope you don't, I hope you know that. I love you, Jeff. You and Jeff are here to take this shit out of me sometimes, but I fucking love you, because this man's been - I don't know how to put it on the topic. I'm gonna touch on that damn topic. No, but somebody said - Hey, the entire time I said, what's up? Send me the link, send me the invite, bitch. I'm not going in, I'm going to bid, but Snowfall's about to come on in 30 minutes. I'm like, fuck, I forgot about that.

Speaker: So anyways, Jeff. At work. I will eventually get turned into to say he loves me back. Come on, brown bear. Part of me. I'm not going to tell you I love you at your funeral. Fuck that. Yeah, that's fucked up. That'll get a thank you out of me at most.

Speaker: Look, Tony, Tony's going to be at my funeral. Tony's going to come to my coffin again. Give me that belt. You'd be quick to tip me. You know what's crazy? If anybody gets down, you get free. Before he walks away, I got free. One, two, three, six family members that know me. If I come to the funeral, they're like, no, he's not going to say I love you. He's just going to be a guy. That's cool what you're going to say. Tony's going to walk up to my coffin.

Speaker: Grab the belt that I beat on him. He'd be like, I'm going to take him though. You know what I'm going to say when you're in the coffin? I told you I have to shave. I'm going to come back to life like Jeebus on the third day. I'm going to grab his wrist and we're like, Tony, I love you.

Speaker: No, I'm not saying it, Glick. You will get the face gave Kirkwood into darkness. Ladies and gentlemen, you witnessed a miracle three days later. Glick rose from his grave because Tony wanted.

Speaker: I ain't dead. You got a millennia to deal with the champ. Give him my belt back Tony D. I'm dead new jealous of my beard.

Speaker: You bald -headed Demar. I said, damn. I mean, Tony wants to do the charges. Chris Ryan the champ. That's Ryan the champ. Tony was fading. And I literally resurrected him and brought him back into the conversation. No, but. That's why I'm double -belded. Hiding the table. At work, as I was saying, at work, I get

Speaker: multiple times a day from like, I'll get somebody they'll be like, Hey, can you check on this? Or can you fix this and I'll fix it. And then they'll send me a text and I'll literally read you the text. You the man, Hawkster is literally what what dude put on there today. And I get that like four or five times a day.

Speaker: Nobody has ever said that in your entire life. My wife says, you know, if you keep getting all these praise from God's word,

Speaker: guys and girls at work, you're gonna get a big head. I said, no, because I go onto the podcast and Chris and Tony knocked me down a couple of things. So I stayed level. So I stayed level. Let's be honest. Let's be honest.

Speaker: Tony doesn't. I do. Right. But I was telling my wife this the other day. I was reading her off some of the comments that these guys are sending me. And I get a couple hundred texts a day. You know, I'll get a client, hey, can you check on this? Can you fix this? Whatnot? And I'm, yeah, sure. No problem. And I get it fixed. And I go, it's done. And I'm like, oh, you're the man. Thanks so much. Oh, I really appreciate it. You're the best. Blah, blah, blah. All day long, I get that.

Speaker: Imagine if you got that from a woman once in your life. My wife sent me a text yesterday. Jeff, you do realize that your name is not Jean -Luc Pierre or Juan Pedro.

Speaker: Right? Listen here. Listen here, Mr. Dark Side of the Moon. Just because your wife is screaming out names, and you don't understand any other language other than American, she's not screaming your name. Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say other than American?

Speaker: I said she isn't screaming out names that are out there. Now you're saying that I don't understand. There is no such language as American, Chris. English. I heard bad news. American. That is, I'm sorry, but that is, that is the dumbest thing I've heard people say over the past couple of years. I speak American. No, you don't, motherfucker.

Speaker: Jeff, Jeff, we've known each other for 25 years. I know. And that's the dumbest thing I've ever said. No, no, no, no. Not you. I'm saying people in general. Oh, people. I was going to say. Americans, literally. Because we've been doing this podcast for 12 years. We've been doing this podcast for, don't you have anything American? No. We've been doing this podcast for two years. And, and.

Speaker: I don't think you've yet to say anything. I don't think you said anything remotely as dumb as some of the shit that you said when we was in high school together. Oh, no. 100%. Yeah, but who's not in high school? Actually, in all honesty, I can't blame you for that. I got to be mad at myself because I went along with it. Yeah, you did. And you went along with my dumb shit, too, so... At the end of the day, there's a reason why we don't go to Walmart. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Mother had you, mother made you, mother fuck you. He's antagonizing. Him and his ghost. I smell, I smell, I smell poosy. You what? I smell poosy. How about that? I gave you that one, I gave you that one. I like that.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: How long has it been since you smelled poochie? Uh, yeah. Well, let me go ahead and give you a count now. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second.

Speaker: I'm going to start it. I'm going to tell Tony as many times during the broadcast that I love him. That's going to be the new uncomfortable. Yeah. No, but like my wife said the other day, she was, I was reading her off some of the stuff that guys are saying at work. And she's like, you know, you're going to get a big head. You're going to end up like fucking Chris. Thinking you're a fucking Billy badass. I said, Nope, because Chris and Tony keep me level. I'm a Billy badass.

Speaker: I mean, tell your wife, or she wants to fight me. Let me go ahead and say it. Finish that sentence. I don't think I'm a Billy Badass. I'm Glick. See? But tell your wife if she wants to fight me, I'll fight her.

Speaker: I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I'm putting money on my life. That one was true. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I watched her. I watched her break some chick's arm. This chick was talking shit. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I'm German and uh you know what uh we do to people who aren't like us in Germany. Uh hey. I'm looking at German Irish. I'm German.

Speaker: Sorry, Jews. I'm also Jewish. The only thing I know, the only thing I know about my heritage and my background is I'm German. My name is my, I don't think I know for a fact is I'm German. My last name comes from Jewish royalty. Yeah. Calculate the throne.

Speaker: No, no, no. And I'm an indigenous person. For the racist like Jeff, I'm Native American. On my mom's side, it's like 90 % German. And on my dad's side, it's like 90 % Irish.

Speaker: And then my wife is, her mom's side is 99 Mexican and her dad's side is 99 Italian. It's fucking weird. So she's what? She's Italian Mexican, not Mexican Italian. She's like 48 and three quarters Italian Mexican. No, but the funny thing is if you get her drunk, she will speak Italian fluently.

Speaker: Sober, she can't speak a word. Crazy thing. Well, she thinks I'm Billy Badass. Tell her I'll fight her in the streets. It's 2023. We're all about equality. You women want equality? I'm just kidding. Who was it I said that to the other day? I'm kidding. I'm not running around hitting women. But I'm not admitting anything. You know, women is me for her.

Speaker: I agree. It's 2023. I'll put on a wig. I remind you who the **** I am. I'm going to know that I'm the champ and then I hit him with a Glick Stunner. Well, you know what you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's been told twice. That's some top **** **** I saw a meme the other day where it's it's a white guy and a white woman and they got a black baby and she's got a black eye and it's and it says well, at least they worked it out.

Speaker: See that is what Tony was talking about and what he was, and I wish he was here so that when he, I wish he was here to hear you say that because that's what Tony was talking about and that's what Tony was

Speaker: Okay, yeah, I see. That's more of a racial stereotype about white people. Well, I don't say this, and I don't say this in a bad way, but fixated on that article that we talked about on Monday and what you guys brought up again tonight. That's what Tony was talking about. I mean, if you do it in a derogatory way, then it's fucked up. But if it's literally germane to the situation,

Speaker: Sorry, the goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it. Jermaine Jackson to the situation? No, Jermaine. Jermaine Jackson? No. Jermaine means... Tito Jackson? No, it means pertinent. Janet Jackson? No, what was the line for where I'm smoking a bandit?

Speaker: the fact that you're a sheriff is not dermaine to the situation. The goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it. No, but if it's part of the, you know, if the meme or gif you're sending is like, there's a gif out there from a video on YouTube where somebody says something dumb and a guy goes and question marks pop out of his head. And it's a gentleman of color.

Speaker: If you say something dumb and I send that gift, like really, did you just say that? It's pertinent to the conversation. That would not be digital black plays, correct? You're not. I mean, you're legit, like right now. And let's be honest, let's be honest. 90 % of the people that are upset about this. Preaching to the choir.

Speaker: Let's be honest, 90 % of the people that are upset about this digital black -based thing guarantee you they're white folk. They're white women. Jeff, go back and listen. Oh, well, I don't know about white women. Go back and listen to Monday's show. And you'll hear me repeatably say, white saviors. Yeah, I don't know. Work pressure. The white saviors that are going to tell the minorities what they're offended by.

Speaker: Uh, Bert Kreischer tells that joke, especially where he's still behind the counter, that recognizes him. And he says, how do you want your coffee? And he says, he's black with two sugars. He's like, room for cream?

Speaker: And Bert says, no, I don't want it to do its father. And every day for like a week, every time, you know, the black, the kid, the barista, the black kid thought it was fucking hilarious and rolled on the ground laughing. So it became a thing every time Bert would come in every morning.

Speaker: this kid was like, I got the next five people because he'd see Burt and it became a thing and the one day he came in and he said one and the kids losing his mind laughing and a woman, a white woman, stands there and goes, don't worry young man, I have this. What did you just say? And this black kid's like, shut up lady.

Speaker: because it's, yes, it's a racial stereotype, what he was saying and stuff, but it was still funny. You know, it's the joke. I always say every time we go to a restaurant and I order coffee, I always say the same thing. They say, how would you like it? I said, I'm just like my women, hot, black and sweet. I've been with a black woman. Yeah. I did one for like a year. Nice.

Speaker: I banged one for two weekends. Yeah, you banged one for a couple weekends. I think I dated, she was Jamaican. She was Jamaican. Yeah. Jamaicans are funny, man. That woman could always make me laugh. She was hilarious. There's a reason why they called me the champ.

Speaker: But it's one of those things, it's like, I used to, I started to say in that joke, two waitresses, while dating a black girl.

Speaker: And she's sitting across from me at a booth and the waitress was like, how would you like your coffee? And I put her over there at the time and she'd be like, don't do it, don't do it. And I'd be like, just like my women. And the waitress goes, I go, hot, black and sweet. Now I say the same thing with my wife, but I say, but add a little cream to this. But my wife is not very good. She likes it.

Speaker: You're like, you're, your wife likes her coffee like she likes her men. French.

Speaker: fuck you. Fuck you very much. I'm sorry. No, that's too easy. It's too easy. The thing is... I'm sorry. She doesn't drink coffee. She drinks cappuccino because it's French.

Speaker: It's an espresso. Yeah, sorry, Tanya. Yeah, I'm an asshole. And I'm going to take shots where the door opens, I'm going to take shots. And it's all jokes. And if you don't understand that, well, it's probably because you're Mexican.

Speaker: No, it comes down to my wife and I had this conversation when we were very early on the podcast and the conversation that I was an asshole. Yeah, exactly. And she's and I said, you just don't get it. I said, if, you know, I eventually I'm going to make fun of Charlotte, the elephant.

Speaker: I think fun over every chance. But while you were dating, you know, I could eventually just have so much ammo to just exactly. And it comes down to, you know, you guys don't even know the ammo I have on the last X either.

Speaker: Oh no, I'm waiting. But it comes down to, it's a guy thing. It's not meant to offend. No, it's just jokes. It's literally just jokes. And I, you know, she was very upset. And she's like, I can't believe you let him say that. I said, yeah, but I know for a fact that if we're all in a room and somebody comes up, somebody we don't know comes up and smacks your ass, this is going to be the first one to throw punches.

Speaker: Well, if Nikki and I come down there to Cancun and visit you guys, if somebody... After Tonya starts slapping you around. Again, I said, it's 2023. Yeah, exactly. Equal opportunity. I'll fight back. If you came down to Cancun or say for some weird crazy reason you guys came up here and we was all hanging out and somebody disrespected you or her

Speaker: before you guys had the chance to react, I would absolutely be the first one. Exactly. Of course, you'd be looking at me like... Wait. Dude, what the fuck? I'm right here. You know, it's 5 '3". I mean, come on. The big guy, you got this? Actually, they're not wrong, Jeff, and it's funny, but I got you. No, but believe it or not, the one thing that really gets me, you know, it's...

Speaker: My wife is my world and the one day, it's a weird story. So we worked, we sold tours and we worked in a booth and we always worked late at night. People coming out of clubs buy stupid shit because of drum.

Speaker: And it doesn't matter if you live in Mexico or where you live. Yeah. Anywhere you live, when people are coming out of clubs, if there's shit set up. Yeah. We're selling. Yeah. Somebody selling something, whether it be food or just nonsense, dude in Charleston. And it is probably a lot like it is down there for you guys for tours. You can come out of a club at three o 'clock in the morning. There'd be food. There'd be.

Speaker: jewelry, there'd be seasoning, there'd be orders out there selling their paintings or whatever, and the drunk assholes are buying everything. Yeah, because they're like, I got an extra five bucks, fuck yeah. Give me five hot dogs and this painting of

Speaker: What the fuck is it? This painting is awesome, bro. And then the next one, they're like, why did I buy this? How much did I spend on this? No, but like we were we were working and it was, you know, we ran the location. So it was it wasn't technically our location, but that was our location. And this guy, this shaggy, jaggy dude motherfucker comes walking by and screams at my wife, I would get you pregnant on purpose.

Speaker: Well, you better believe I jumped over that, we had like a retaining wall at four feet high that we'd lean up against. And I jumped over that fence so fast and knocked that motherfucker into traffic.

Speaker: Well, you know what would happen if I was there because I'm walking around can't come with my belt on my shoulder out of the fucking smash His buddies came running and we're holding me back because I was gonna kill this motherfucker I mean, you know, he had me right time right place Right move and I was like, that's it. I'm not taking it and I came after him and

Speaker: Beat his ass, threw him in the traffic and then went back over to the booth and grabbed a stool so I could go beating with the stool. You know, we had a wooden stool that stood out. Yeah. And I came out with that stool as I, this dude's dying. Well, I just want you to know, uh, and I'm going to say when, because it's only a matter of time, uh, when Nikki and I come down to Cancun, just so you know, everywhere we go, I'm walking around like this.

Speaker: I'm gonna, I'm gonna be like 40 times. I don't know that asshole. Dude, we're gonna drink for, they're gonna think I'm somebody important and somebody famous. I am a giant American with two belts on my shoulder. Yeah, this is true. We're gonna drink and eat for free. Yeah, don't bet on that. I won't believe you just drink for free at a couple bars. Well, you do that anyways. What? You thought I was gonna get me a couple more?

Speaker: You're the **** man, bro. Yeah. Oh, it's like, um, look, look, my little man back there, I hollered at him and I said, and he was like, what? And he had his hands behind his back. I said, will you give me a couple more beers? He was like, bing. That's my dude. That's my **** homie. That's because he called it my name and he's like, I know what he wants. Yeah, that's what a dude, man. That's my little homie. So, when I was

Speaker: was looking at the custom -made football jerseys. And they are in browns colors. Oh, nice. I got him one, too. Nice. How much does it run? Huh? How much does it run? The adult ones are like $60. Jesus Christ. I think the kids ones are like $30. I'll send you the link. I mean, that's not terrible. I'll send you. I spent $2 ,000 on a suit. Yeah, because you can get

Speaker: The website that I went to, I can't think of it. You can get football. We didn't announce today.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: basketball. So, like, you know, hockey or soccer's big down there. Yeah. So, you could do that. Yeah, but I can literally go, I, there's a place here that makes jerseys. I, there's a, there's a uniform store here that makes all sorts of shit and I can get it. Yeah, there's, there's, there's a, there's a store here that does it, but not like these, like. They're, they're, they're official looking. Well, not only that, not, not only that, but the one I'm getting,

Speaker: It's an orange Jersey, but then on like the sides, you got Brown that comes up and fades into the orange. Oh, nice. So, and then across the front, it'll say nonsensical nonsense. I think they had a nonsensical nonsense podcast with, with my number 13. And then on the back, it has Glick with the 13. And I think you get 13 on the sleeves, but you have the option. If you want to pay a little bit extra.

Speaker: to get one of our logos up on the shoulder. Oh, nice. So like the Super Bowl logo kind of thing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, when it comes to buying clothes, I'm not a big spender except for my suits. I have like nine suits that cost like two grand a piece because I'm freak and I don't wear suits very often, but

Speaker: I like wearing a suit. I literally just, the last suit I bought, I bought in Mexico City, I think it was like 1 ,800 bucks US and it is almost exact replica of the John Wick suit. I'm trying to find a place that does the French cuffs because John Wick's cuffs, he wears cuff links.

Speaker: and all the button -down shirts I have, my watch won't fit. I can't look at my watch. I'm not spending money on myself at all, but I have found myself spending more and more on yourself. Once again, it could be an investment because

Speaker: Yes and no because when the stuff that I'm looking at and the stuff that I'm ordering and buying or looking at and making and putting in carts and stuff, it's all podcast related. Yeah. So it's like I said, it's advertising and investing. So like even with Nicki wanting the the cricket machine and

Speaker: and the heat press and my first, and I said, and I told her, and she was like, you know, you don't have to buy it for me, blah, blah, blah. My first thought was, I know she wants to do something and be crafty and post videos and whatnot on the internet or on TikTok and everything. But then my second thought was,

Speaker: Well, in all seriousness, it would not be a terrible idea to get the LLC of nonsensical nonsense LLC.

Speaker: And like I said, she could literally make them buy a order. So I'm not sitting here with a box of shirts that takes up space and you're tripping over it all the time on top shelves. And we announced, hey, we legit have merch. Hit us up. Hit us up in the DMs.

Speaker: whatever, let us know what size you need. We'll send you the prices, blah, blah, blah. And she can make it on her day off. And then bada -bing, bada -boom, she makes it. Whether her or I run it up to the post office and get that - Yeah, drop it in, yeah. Yeah. So - I was thinking about buying one of those heat press machines because

Speaker: I, my biggest problem when it comes to shirts is I'll see a bunch of shit on the internet that I want. Like the ones I sent her the other day. And I was like, you know, that'd be cool. But, you know, shipping it from the States to here is a huge pain in the fucking ass. It is a pain in the ass. It's very costly. Not this weekend, but next weekend we're going to P .A. I'll still be here for the show Saturday.

Speaker: That reminds me, I need to send you guys. There's a web, there's an app. It's called Teemu. T -E -M -O. Yeah. Yeah. I know what it is. I think it works like Ali Baba, but you don't have to buy one where Ali Baba, you got about 50. Well, when we go back to PA for Easter weekend, I'm taking the blind cats I have and I'm going to take them to lids and see how much it would cost to get them all done, have them all done.

Speaker: And I, if I have Tony side, I wish I could send you one, but we all get a maid here. Yeah. You can get a maid there, but I do want to send Tony one, but then the ones that are left, I'm going to keep one for myself. I think they are fitted hats.

Speaker: But then the other one outside of the one I want to send Tony, if I have his size and the one I keep, I'm going to come on the show and say, hey, you got these hats. If you guys want one, this is how much it is. Let me know. First come, first serve.

Speaker: Yeah, well, it's like social and I'll post on social media as well. First come first serve. There's a and if and if they go quick, then that'll prompt me to take that money from the hats and turn that into. Yeah. Well, it's like, did you have you heard that story about the guy with the hats? The guy with the guy with the hats. OK, so there's I heard this story the other day. This guy's a multi billionaire.

Speaker: And he was homeless and somebody gave him like $20 and left their hat. They said, here, here's a hat. And it was like a top hat style, right? He sold the hat for like $40 and found a place where he could buy said hats for like five bucks a piece. So he took the $40 plus the $20 a game and bought like six hats. I'm in the middle of a conversation, please go ahead. Where are your headphones?

Speaker: I'm wearing them. I don't know. I don't know. I think they're my fucking green card. No, please. No. So he sold the he found a place that was like a guy with a store. The store agreed to let him sit up front and sell his hats.

Speaker: And he, like I said, he bought like six hats and took the money, you know, and bought more hats and then sold those and sold it and kept, you know, upgrading, upgrading to the point where now he owns 15 hat stores that sell, you know, he owes like a kind of lids kind of store. Oh, man.

Speaker: And this guy was interviewing him and said, you know, what do you do? And blah, blah, blah. He was like, what do you do for living? And this guy's wearing his top hat. He's like, I've been selling these hats for 30 years.

Speaker: and he says we also sell cowboy hats and you know all this stuff and they're like okay it was like one of those what do you do and how much money is your bank account and he's like well i have nine bank accounts grand total of like 16 billion dollars i was like motherfucker wow that's crazy well

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, on that note, let's go ahead and wrap this up. Mainly because not that I'm not enjoying the conversation because Jeff and I always have great conversations together when Tony's here with three of us. But I'm saying, let's wrap it up because it makes it easier on me when I post the show. We go too much past four hours.

Speaker: I have to go into my editing app and I have to split it because you can only a little behind the scenes. Ladies and gentlemen, download four hours at a time. Well, no, you can only download so much.

Speaker: Somebody megabytes. Yeah, yeah. Well, gigabytes or whatever. It can only be so big. And if it gets past that limit, then I have to cut it in half. But I did discover on Spotify that I don't have to make two parts that I can upload part one and part two at the same time. And it will do the whole entire episode on one post. But with that being said, because

Speaker: Nicky's not home yet, and I had nothing to do until she gets home. Yeah, I do. Yeah, you do. That was four movies hooked up. All right. We're going to wrap this up. We're going to end the show. And then I think I'm going to go jump on our TikTok page.

Speaker: I'm actually going to go. I'm in the middle of a movie. I started watching that. I started watching that flight attendant show on HBO. If you're, if you're listening and you're on tiktok and you're not already following nonsensical nonsense podcast on tiktok, go follow it. I'm going to jump on there. You guys can see me hanging out and you see my belts real nice and shiny because I'm the champ.

Speaker: with that being said, we appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We got a little long winded. Join us Saturday night. We'll be back doing what we do. I got a little content. Jeffrey, Saturday night, let's plan.

Speaker: Now we're actually not playing this. Let's do the dad joke thing on Saturday. I'm off. Well, let's, in the first hour, let's sprinkle on some dad jokes. Okay. Second hour. I want to do the social media as soon as we come back, as soon as we come back from break. Right. And for the fucking hiccups. Yeah, that'll do it.

Speaker: and in the third hour, more port. What's that? More port. In the third hour, if you want to, let's do some more trivia. Okay. Yeah. If you don't want to do it, I'll host it. I'll find it. I'll find something. If you want to, if you want to get involved in challenge training.

Speaker: See what I can find. But with that being said, appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Hang out with us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch at 6 p .m. Hang out in the chatters box. Shoot the shit with us. Jesus Christ.

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Speaker: ADM combat remixes on all social media. Oh, Jesus. Show them some love. Here's a little fuzzy remix for the fans. It's a favorite. God damn these hiccups.

Speaker: Come, now that I've betrayed everyone I've ever lost, I've pushed them all away. And I have been a slave to the two that's in my mind. Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life, my life?

Speaker: You've woken her since the sun

Speaker: By the darkness, I'm losing the light It's so cold right here in size white What have I become?

Speaker: Yes, sir. Yeah, that's good. That's a good way to end the show right there. I got a true and false one. Well, like I said, appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out, hanging out. Jeffrey, what you got to say to the people? The deuces. And with that being said,

Speaker: Captain Hiccup. Hiccup. Would like to tell you sons of bitches to be good. Or be good at it. Goodbye motherfuckers. Heads up. Heads up.