Nonsensical Nonsense 164 The King alpha zombie is here

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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Fucking time that shit. Fucking perfectly. Happy Wednesday. I'm Glick as always. Jeff's in the building.

Speaker: God knows where Tony is. He'll be here when he gets here, I guess. Apparently he does his... Does his own schedule. His own schedule, his own time. God only knows at the end of the day. Oh, I think Jason had karate. But... He might be on the rival. Yeah, he knows. Anywho, go ahead and check us out on social media. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok.

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Speaker: The last two days at work have been interesting to say the least. Well, we have a brand new building. Okay.

Speaker: And it's having some AC issues. Well, we only have one tenant in the building, but they're pinky, but they're, um, no, they're, uh, I can't think of the word.

Speaker: They're like a high value customer. You know, you want it. We want, okay. Okay. They're high priority. We do everything we can to take care of them. Uh, you know, they, they, they, they want things a certain way just because of the, you know, type of work they do. And, uh, of course of all weeks, they have all their big shots in, you know, the AC decided to, it's been acting up. So we've been fighting with that. Well, then on top of that.

Speaker: this is yesterday. The power goes out. Just our building for some weird **** reason. There's a power outage. So, well, when you have no power, you have no AC. So, amongst other problems and then, of course, everybody's in crisis, crisis, panic, who are we going to blame mode and it was just like, so, there's just like one fire after another

Speaker: You know, the rest of the building is, is empty, but, you know, we have our main lobby and everything like that. And all of our, uh, emergency lights are on battery backup. Well, you only got to get about an hour and a half out of a battery backup light. Well, once your stairwells go dark and this, that, and the other thing, it's not safe. People may have to leave the building, you know? So everything starts dying. Then I get a call. The toilets aren't flushing.

Speaker: Power shouldn't affect the toilets. So power shouldn't affect the toilets because they're automated flush and they're on battery supplies. I know what's going on. That was an easy, you know, that was, that was a small victory yesterday that I, the office manager, the office manager and I were joking around about it. I said, look, I said all the chaos today, all the craziness, we do got one, one little victory. But we finally got the power back up and going,

Speaker: and uh like like nobody knows that's the thing it just fixed yeah no no well no the the main the main the main shut off the main the main panel breaker was was was tripped oh so we thought maybe it was something with aep outside whatever we had our electric company came out uh you know we had our our contracting company they came out they're the ones that got everything back up and running but uh

Speaker: might've been a little bit of a blessing in disguise because that power outage basically forced the rooftop unit, the massive RTU that runs the AC and the heating and cooling and all that jazz to do a hard reset. So when the power came back up, it came back up and everything was starting to work again. But I was just like, I mean, it was just pure chaos all day yesterday. And then today,

Speaker: uh you know we had contractors coming in to do this that and the other thing they're starting to build out on the fourth floor they started doing that yesterday or yesterday so we've got a new tenant coming in so they started building that out and then today it was a lot of chitchat discussion you know filling people in you know on this and the other thing meeting with people you know so today was just crazy and hectic too but i won't say my company's name or anything like that but

Speaker: yesterday and then today made me really love the company I work for. I love the fact that, you know, to feel appreciated and not get tossed under a bus because

Speaker: The president of our company called me today to thank me for the way I handled myself, the way I handled everything yesterday, being on top of it, making sure our tenants felt good and handling everything.

Speaker: you know gave me a thank you and everything like that took you know five minutes out of his day i've never had a company do that never had a company show you they appreciate you or give a damn about you instead usually being the low guy on the totem pole you're catching that all the shit all the shit yeah but instead you know that's what i said it was like the last two days of craziness that that little five minute phone call absolutely made it all worthwhile and it was just like

Speaker: You know, I thrive in chaos. So me, I'm the same way. Well, it's funny that you said that because, I mean, obviously, the problems I have in work are 100 % opposite of yours. Mine are all computerized. But yesterday, it was just pure chaos. I didn't contact one client because my phone was ringing off the hook.

Speaker: And I actually got a call today from my boss, thanking me for my composure and the fact that I'm killing it. And I also received, like, I got employee of the week as well. Nice.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm top dog as I showed you in the picture that I sent you today. So, you know, top dog three times this month. Kind of impressed with myself.

Speaker: But I too got a message from, we're rolling out a new program and I'm the tip of the spear. I'm the only one really working on it because everybody's focused on the old program because the old program still goes for another three years. But I've started the ball rolling on the new program in my spare time and

Speaker: it's getting traction to the point where the floodgates are about ready to fall and it's all because of me and I got acknowledged for that and I was like you know what this as you stated that doesn't happen very often where where somebody high up they usually like oh yeah it was all me you know I'm the boss I made it happen where they actually are taking the time

Speaker: to acknowledge the little guy because we all know one there's two simple facts paydays on friday and shit rolls downhill there's two facts that are undisputable and as low men on the totem pole we're used to and and as you said you're used to shit rolling downhill and you're at the bottom going here it comes

Speaker: And to be acknowledged like that, like you said you were yesterday and I was today, is just, it's like, you know what, all the shit I went through yesterday, totally worth it.

Speaker: just to get that shout out, even though it's not public, it's just a private phone call like, hey, man, I appreciate what the fuck you're doing. You're killing it. Keep up the game. Yeah, no, exactly. That's like the best thing ever. I literally called my wife right after. I was like, guess who just fucking called me? And it makes you feel good about your job. And it makes you want to do better.

Speaker: so you know you know out there that own companies call the little guy once while tell him he's killing it yeah i've i've never uh i've never worked for a company i mean i won't say that because you know you know when i worked for two minute in truck they they took care of they took care of us this motherfucker i swear to god this motherfucker i mean you're like

Speaker: uh yeah you know they took care of us as they treated us don't touch the button tony because you're gonna end up fucking ending the broadcast but uh you know in this in this in this type of work and even when i was like an orchid i mean our bosses took every every crack and every chance they could to to to bury us so you know when all hell breaks loose and and you're right and you're you're in the trenches so to say and you're like but even even my you know my tenant all day long they're like you know everything because i was

Speaker: in a loop. I was up there talking to him explaining things to him.

Speaker: um you know they're like you know she kept saying oh appreciate you you know appreciate everything you're doing you know even today this is like you know we got liquor down there in the refrigerator we might have to hit that up friday and i'm like after this week we just you know and tony tony you're coming in a little bit late by the way everybody tony's here um we muted because he was gonna come in like a jackass but we won't let him tony have you ever experienced that where where you know

Speaker: As I stated right before you came on paydays on Friday, but shit rolls downhill So at the end at the end of the week you feel like all the shit from the week has fallen on you Because somebody somewhere is throwing you on the bus Have you ever had that call from a boss going you know what Tony you're fucking killing it. I just want you to know that Yes Is that not the best feeling in the world?

Speaker: is definitely fulfilling. It makes you feel like you gained a worth where you have a place wherever you're at. And then it's up to you to maintain the standard. That's the hard part.

Speaker: Well, as Chris stated, he got a phone call similar to that yesterday, and I got one. No, I got mine this morning, early afternoon today. Yeah, today. I got mine this morning as well. It was a prank call. It was a prank call. I don't believe it. Yeah, I assume it was probably Tony. It was probably Tony just calling us, going, you're killing it. I'm going to my French, but you're an asshole.

Speaker: We hung up the phone before we heard him go, sorry. Yeah, right? No. No, I'll tell you, because like I said, it was a pretty heated situation yesterday. And even rolling into today, you're dealing with the aftermath and then all that jazz. But like I said, I've worked for a lot of companies. And today would have been a day that, and I almost kind of did going in today.

Speaker: Was like, cause I knew one of my other bosses was coming in to, to, to kind of do a walk through and talk to him and I'm like, Oh man, I'm going to get ass chewed out. And I didn't even do anything. I was just trying to, you know, but so it was, like I said, all my bosses, you know, I've never worked for a company like this before. So shout out to, like I said, I won't, I won't put any names or.

Speaker: business or anything like that out there but shout out to to to my my employer, my bosses because you guys are **** amazing and at least they appreciate you all. Yeah. Well, I mean, uh Tony, I sent you guys that uh photo today and you know, as as you saw, I'm top dog again and and I got the call today saying, hey, man, you're **** killing it. Good. Your bonus, your bonus was 750 dollars over anybody else's

Speaker: That's what I said. Well, it was a total of 2 ,800. You got to have a mentality where if they're going to put you up, number one, stay up there. Number two, make sure nobody can catch you. Well, I literally contacted my co -workers that I work with on a daily. As you know, we tag team our clients. And calm down, Tony. Get your fucking mind out of the gutter. Jesus.

Speaker: between you and Smoke. It's either racism or dirty talk, I swear. It's supposed to be the white guys doing this shit. That's what y 'all do. That's where we get it from. Stop learning from our bad example. Put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

Speaker: Well, as my buddy, my buddy Cy and I were talking yesterday, he saw the Mexican flag I have hanging up here, but he also saw my other flag that Tony and I have talked about in the past, the flag that Tony doesn't like. He's like, dude, you are the worst racist ever. I said, what are you talking about? He's like, one of your best friends is black. You have a Confederate flag and a Mexican flag, and you're married to a Mexican woman. You are the worst racist ever. Dave Chappelle was a member of the Klan.

Speaker: There you go. Yeah, well, I said I'm the white Clayton Bitchby. I'm basically the white Clayton Bitchby. But yeah, we were rolling last I talked about that.

Speaker: But the beauty of being acknowledged, as I said, I called up the gentleman that I work with on a daily basis and said, let's keep this momentum rolling. I want it again and again and again. I want nobody to be able to catch us for top dog. I want it every week. And it makes you hungry, makes you hungry.

Speaker: to the point where - It's an addiction. It's a good addiction, though. It's a good addiction. I just told him, I said, well, obviously, you're a mistake. You didn't know I'm the champ. You obviously didn't know that I was the champ when you hired me. And now you know. How you doing? My name's Glick. I'm the champ. Acknowledge me. Just sitting there calling him. They called him like, hey, you're doing a good job. He's like, hey.

Speaker: Don't you know? Did you know I'm the champ? Yeah, I know. You're doing a good job, Blake. Yeah, I know. I'm the champ. Duh. I got the call today from my boss. And I was like, you know what? I literally said to him, I said, you know, I appreciate that. Because granted, it's only Wednesday. But it's been one of those weeks where you're like, wait, is it Friday? Fuck, it's Tuesday? Fuck.

Speaker: Can I wait as we get it? I mean, I don't know. But my day, literally, I, you know, I sit down here about eight o 'clock in the morning. And by noon, I'm like, fuck, it's noon already. And then the last four hours they take forever. But the first couple hours just fly by because I'm so busy. The last couple hours, I pretty much caught up. So it's.

Speaker: it's uh not it slows down a little bit for me but but yesterday was one of those days i was here on my computer on my phone from 9 a .m to 7 o 'clock at night straight like as soon as i'd hang up or in the middle of a call i'd get a call come in i'd listen to the voice on the call that person back and it was all over the table

Speaker: But as Chris said, just like Chris, you said you thrive on chaos. I explained to my bosses all the time. I thrive on chaos. Send me as many clients as you can, because the more chaos, the better I do. I thrive under pressure. Really? Yeah, I'm like a lump of coal. You put in a fresh army. I'll turn into a fucking diamond baby. Daddy, can I go get my colors, sir, outside? Hurry up.

Speaker: You heard me. I'm like a lump of coal. I like that. I've made that up just now on the fly. I proud of myself for that. Because you put makeup on a pile of shit. Still a pile of shit. Hey, this pile of shit's making back, bitch. I don't care. Say it's a good thing you're making back so your wife can live in Europe now.

Speaker: He is not going to let you do this shit down. No, never. Hell no. Hell no. I don't know who in their right mind lets their wife go to Europe for six months. It's been two. Calm down. You know, she went for what, three?

Speaker: Yeah, what was the first time? She was home for a week, two weeks. Well, she was in Mexico. She was in Mexico for a month. But she wasn't there because she was in Mexico City. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, let me put you there. Jeff, who are you bullshitting with? Like we do a live show together three times a week. All we have to do is go back and listen to the replay. She deployed. She'll be back up at the AEA. Yeah, there you go. She's deployed. Is that what they call it now? Deploying. She's getting deployed all right. She's getting deployed.

Speaker: I gotta admit, that's a good pull. That was nice. I gotta say, after Saturday, after Saturday, you get roasted left and right, I'll take that little burn. I'll accept that. I'll accept that burn because, oh my God, Saturday, Tony, before you were there, holy shit, and even after you left, we had a fucking blast.

Speaker: Well, wait, when Tony left, he killed the whole show. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Bro, we had a little. The oldest ending ever.

Speaker: Oh, it was terrible. We were we were like going for a record and some shit and all of a sudden Tony's like, all right, boys, I'm out and kills the whole fucking show. I was drunk. That's your fault. That was basically what happened yesterday with my power. Everything was going swimmingly. Hold on. Your power died. Let's let's add more fuel to the fire at work. Not only is AC down, now we're going to kill the power. Thanks. It's it's thanks.

Speaker: Let's rock and roll, baby. Yeah. Bring on the pain. I'm ready. Now, that's basically what I say every day when I turn on the fucking computer. I'm like, bring it on. Here we go. Because from 9 o 'clock until 5 o 'clock, it is just I'm all over the joint. I'm never on one thing for more than 30 seconds. Yeah. I'm being blown away. Jeff, you got to send me a link again. Which one? The one you sent me earlier this year. It's not acting right.

Speaker: I just used it today. They got shut down. They got exposed by Johnny Law. Johnny Law closed them down. After like five minutes, it stopped. It was crazy. It was on the flight home yesterday. I was scrolling through the movies. They had Top Gun 2 up there. I said, yep, click.

Speaker: No, it's working for me Tony

Speaker: So speaking of flying back home, how was your trip and everything? I know we kind of touched on it just for a hot minute Monday, but you was feeling a little tipsy on Monday. He came into the show. He just randomly popped in Monday. Smoke and I were in here doing our thing. He was like, boys, I'm going to monetize it.

Speaker: I'm feeling real good. We're like, okay Tony, now that you've got the whole show up. I needed a week. We actually, in my opinion, we left three days too early.

Speaker: I understand that feeling. I've been there. Family Union is back in the day. We used to do it over Labor Day weekend. My grandparents had, I think it was seven kids and then they adopted two. 47 kids. Jeff's grandparents had 47 kids. Jeff's parents had 27.

Speaker: But life, they had no cool children. They had no pullout name. They didn't have cable TV back in the grandparents' day. Exactly. It was a fucking requirement. You get all the cousins together. You get all the cousins around, and then all the adults are drinking. And one of the funniest things I've ever seen is my uncle. He's kind of like, I would put him and Chris in the same genre. They don't like to lose.

Speaker: And this man will calm down. Your uncle's a champ like me. Champion knows. I've literally seen my uncle dive for a volleyball into a cinder block. Yeah, it's called competitiveness. You put cinder blocks down to hold the net up and stuff. I've seen him dive into a cinder block like it was a balloon, trying to get a fucking, you know, get a big old gash on his head and shit. It's called being competitive. Yeah.

Speaker: Those are some of the best moments of those family reunions. It was never a good party until somebody had to get a call 911.

Speaker: And then of course all the, all the, all the young kids, my age and stuff, we'd be throwing shit in the fire, barbecue and bonfires a whole nine yards. And of course we sneak off and steal beer from the adults. Once the adults had a couple and they stopped noticing how many beers are missing. My tolerance is low. So it didn't take much for me to get drunk. Y 'all missed it. I agree 100 % Tony.

Speaker: My tolerance right now, if I smell a beer right now, I'll be fucking all blitzed. I drink, I literally drink at least half a bottle of the Crown Peace that made it. We ate, we ate like, we ate like, oh my God. By the way, that family meeting poster, that family meeting picture you posted, it took me three full minutes to find you. You're hiding in the back, just like, the one with everybody's in fake shirts on Facebook.

Speaker: I didn't put that up. I don't know. I was like, okay, that's obviously Tony's fam. Where the hell is Tony?

Speaker: Because Tony was tagged in it. I can tag Tony in a picture. I can tag a picture of a bunch of people. And very far in the background in a real sheepish grim is Tony.

Speaker: Yeah, I stood in the back of one of the tall ones. And that wasn't all of us. I was like, this motherfucker hiding. That was not all of us, trust me. What Jeff failed to mention is that he wasn't looking at your Facebook. He was actually looking at the Medea family reunion poster. I was like, that little look familiar. He was on Tyler Perry's Facebook page.

Speaker: Yeah, Jeff, Tony looks like he's having fun at his family reunion. There he is. Dude, I had an absolute, I needed that shit. That was a break. I caught up with me and one of my uncles just tripping out. One of my sisters, a boyfriend, was there. And then I had to get up and grab the mic for a minute. Because my stepmom was saying that my sister was the oldest. And I'm like, wait a minute.

Speaker: I knew I was drunk. I knew I was drunk because I jumped up. I said, God damn it. I got up and walked. Everybody said, oh, shit. I'm older than her. Listen, let me tell y 'all something. I've been quiet for two years. It's been kicking my ass. Y 'all saw me in the cemetery. I looked at my stepmother and said, no, you needed me to be calm. I'm sorry. I can't no more. My name is Da Da Da. And I'm the first one. Everybody said, oh, shit. I said it was me.

Speaker: then this one, then this one, then this one, then this one. Listen, I'm gonna tell all y 'all right now, even though we ain't around when we get together, this is what matters. If something happens, you show up, I don't care. Everybody like, yup, yup, yup, man. Oh my God. Oh my God. But you know what? I miss being around family. A lot of people don't have that. They really don't. And I don't do it with the globe.

Speaker: I do it because I'm happy. Every year I look forward to that trip. We're already planning on next year. Even the youngsters, we only got one youngster. Well, only one of the siblings isn't really working because she's in school. Everybody else has graduated and should be working by now. My nephew got on there. So I'm going to listen. Next year we got to come what I own because my stepmom normally puts the bill.

Speaker: because of how much it is that we've been taking trips for over a decade now. It's time cats started coming with their own money if we want to go like we want to go. You know what I'm saying? Family reunions are not cheap. And there was actually one reunion, because it's normally my step -mom's reunion. It's normally her and her family. And one year they was talking about how tight the money was, and I always thought about it. I said, people just got to start coming with their own cheese. I understand fixed incomes or whatever. And not everybody has the same economic leeway. But if we got a year to see it when you can't make it, that ought to tell you what you're going through. For me, I look forward to going.

Speaker: And I know I have an idea what she shows up from where we stay. So it's always my intention to do my part. The way we always did it back in the day is because my grandparents had so many kids, each year would be at a different family members house.

Speaker: So like one year it'd be at our place, the next year it'd be at my aunt's in Chicago, next year it'd be at my uncle's and up by Columbus, all that shit. So each year we'd go somewhere different. And we'd all leave, like if we're going to Chicago, we'd all leave Ohio at the same time and race each other on a highway. And then of course,

Speaker: That does something. I don't know about if it's a dad thing. But when we all arrive, the dads will stand around and be like, oh, we made it here in this many hours. And we didn't even stop for gas, man. We just pulled up next to our tanker truck. That's a tissue, yes. It's a little competition. And I have pictures. There's a picture where my dad. Hold on, man. What's up, man?

Speaker: My dad looks like he's giving directions to my uncle. He's like, well, if you go down here, dude, you don't live here. He lives here. It's one of the funniest pictures ever, because it literally looks like my dad is in there. Well, you go down this way and he's pointing and stuff. It's the funniest picture ever.

Speaker: It would be nice to do that again, but they don't even do it anymore because of the simple fact everybody spread out all over the country. And like, I have family in California. I got family in New York all over. So for everybody to meet up, somebody's going to have to shell out some serious cheese to get to like, you got to go from New York to California just for a Labor Day weekend. That's a hell of a cost, especially right now.

Speaker: And then I'm, of course, the farthest away. And I keep telling everybody, you know, I got plenty of fucking space here. Shit. I'll put you all up in a fucking hotel and call today. I was going to say, where do you have the space at? Oh, no, no, I have contacts at hotels. I can get I can get cheap rooms. Yeah. Because working in the tourist industry for 20 years, you you tend to meet people. So.

Speaker: And and as big as Cancun is, it's kind of a small town. It's not what you know, it's who you know. I'm always under the impression that Cancun wasn't isn't that big. You know what I mean? It's not. It's it's well, it's it's I think it's kind of like people kind of like it's like. It's kind of like. I would put it like where Newark and Mansfield.

Speaker: They're big towns, but you just tend to run into the same people all the time. Maysfield and Newark are not towns anymore. They are full on cities. Right. Well, exactly. I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like Charleston, you know, in my head,

Speaker: first time I went down there or after the first time, Charleston was a huge city. It's not that big. There are a lot of people that live there. There obviously it's a tourist destination as well. So you get, what's up Stevie? You get a, especially during the tourist season. And now that it's a port city for the cruise lines. So you have a lot of people there at one time, but after living there 10 years, it's like, yeah, it is kind of a big place, but you know, Charleston itself, it's when you factor in,

Speaker: Mount Pleasant, James Island, John's Island, you know, Owl Palms and the islands and everything that, you know, kind of make up Charleston that makes it so damn big down there. But that's kind of how I always envisioned King Coon to be similar to Charleston. Not be that big, it just seems big because a lot of people are there all the time. Like it's, I think it's only like

Speaker: 20 miles go from one side to the other yeah not even that i think it's less uh but it houses uh i'm actually looking it up now well it's mexico trust me we've seen your we've seen their cars and we've seen their tiny apartments they put 900 people in a bowl bowl and they'll put 1500 in a two -bedroom apartment that's it that's

Speaker: Well, it says Cancun in 2020 that did the census and Cancun is 888 ,797 people. That seems like a really small number. 2022 is 998 ,000. Okay, so then I'm still right and thinking that. I was thinking it was more than that.

Speaker: It's not that big of a plate. I mean, like, there's still a lot of people, but it's not. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, I wouldn't want a major tourist. Yeah, for a major tourist destination. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's one of those things, like, I don't see the people anymore because, as we all know, I don't leave my house. I haven't left my house except to go to, like, the 7 -Eleven store in a week. Really breaks my heart. I'm sure, though.

Speaker: It's tough. It's a hard life. But Cancun is kind of like a state down there, right? No, no, the state is Quintana Roo. OK, the state the state is bigger than Ohio. Geographically. I would I would guesstimate the fact that it has way less population because you don't get you do get rural rural people. My bad, it was too.

Speaker: You don't get a whole lot of, like where I grew up, my closest neighbor was a mile away. You don't get that in Quintana Roo. Everybody's pretty much in cities, in towns and stuff. You don't really see a lot of people where their closest neighbor is like half a mile, two miles down the road. So it's clusters. But the state of Quintana Roo, I don't know how big it is. How big is the state of Quintana Roo in miles?

Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say Charleston. Charleston has a population as of 2022. Steve, I wonder how you doing? 387 square miles is put down a road. That was Ted, man. He said, what's up? Yeah, I'm sure he did. I told him to come up here. What is the square mileage of Ohio?

Speaker: I got my one and done tenant tenant, right? No more. It is actually smaller than, than Ohio. It's, it's, uh, Ohio is double the size of Quintana. Yeah. I don't listen to you when you talk about because usually you're so far off. I'm Googling it bitch. I know it's 44 ,000 square miles. I'm trying to rose about 20 ,000 square miles. So a little over double. So.

Speaker: like half of Ohio, is the state of Quintana River. Yes. Which is where Cancunas and Playa Del Carmen, the River Ami, and all that fun stuff. Well, in other news, I have a question for you, gentlemen. Sure. I've seen this pop up the other day, and I'm not meaning to ask, but keep getting the soundtrack. So I give you the option of two buttons. Press the red button.

Speaker: you instantly get a million dollars. Press the green button and you have a 50 -50 chance of $50 million. So you can either have a guaranteed one million or you take a 50 -50 chance of getting 50 million. What are you gonna do? The 50 -50 chance is 50 million or nothing? 50 million or not. I'm taking a million. I don't know. I think I've hit the 50 -50. I like my odds.

Speaker: Yeah, I think I would, I think I would take the shot at 50 million because at the end of the day, you know, at the end of the day, you know, I'm not losing anything. Well, yeah, here's my theory behind it. At the end of the day, either I don't, you know, I walk away with nothing and I'm in the same situation that I'm in. Not that a million dollars would not be life changing because it would be, it would be really nice truck and a nice boat and probably a nice down payment on the house. This guy.

Speaker: Yeah, I got a million dollars. How fast can I blow it? How can I turn three million? If I take a million, how can I turn that million into a hundred million or something like that? I think given the option, yeah, I would hit the red button, green button. Red button, instantly a million dollars. Green button, you get a 50 -50 shot.

Speaker: You're either going to walk away with nada or you're going to walk away with 50 million. I'm going to play the odds. I'm going to, I'm going to take my chances and see if I can walk away with 50 million. Yeah. You know, because I can take 50 million and I know I can turn that into a hundred million.

Speaker: Okay, let me scare you worse. Plus, if they have the 1 million or the 50 million on hand right there, and I push the green button and I don't win it, then I take my slapjack out of my back pocket and I call the guy over the head and then I walk away with 51 million. Now I have 51 million. I'm gonna hit the button on your nose. You'll see that movie The Boxed.

Speaker: I don't think so. I never even heard of it. Here we go. Here we go. What did I say before the show? Okay, hold on, hold on. Tony, I'll give him the clock. Here's the choice you have, Chris. I think it's a million dollars. Am I right, Tony? Yes. Okay, let's call a million dollars. I put a box in front of you, Chris.

Speaker: and it has a button on it if you press this button big red button you instantly get a million dollars however if you press the button somewhere somebody you don't know oh this is a tiktok this is a tiktok video well it's actually a movie well yeah there's a there's a sound bite to the tiktok video yeah yeah would you hit the button before the day of tiktok when you started

Speaker: Oh, dude, I hit the button so bad, he wouldn't even get to the part of somebody dying. Do I get a million every time I hit the button? No, just one time. But the problem is, here lies the problem. Here lies the problem. You know other people have had this choice. So every time somebody gets this choice, you might be one of the people that dies.

Speaker: Exactly. I might be, but I might not be. But I won't be because I'm hitting the button. Yeah. I mean, as long as it's not, you know, it didn't say hit the button.

Speaker: take the million, or however much it was, and somebody dies, possibly you. They said somebody else somewhere, somewhere. Yeah, somebody else that you don't know will die. Oh, so somebody I don't even know? Somebody you don't know 100 miles away is going to die. Oh, so it's not like, you know, I hit the button and one of my kids die. It wasn't so much that it was somebody you didn't know. It was somebody that you didn't know. No, it was somebody you didn't. Because Cameron Diaz was in that movie, wasn't it?

Speaker: Um, look, about to look at it right now. There was somebody I didn't know. Yeah. I'm hitting that fucking button a hundred times. Population control motherfuckers. It was going to kill someone. They don't know you correct. Yeah. Somebody don't know. Yeah. I guess that makes me a terrible human being, but you know, you know what? I, I, I, I'm not going to argue with you. I, I 100 % agree. I'd hit that fucking button so fast. As, as a, as a, as a firm believer of when it's your time, it's your time. There's nothing you can say and or do about it. Exactly.

Speaker: You know, how do you, how do we not know that every time somebody dies on this planet, that is because somebody's getting a million dollars. Okay. Well, uh, have you heard this theory? I don't know if you guys heard this story. You ever had that day where you, you go, you're tired, you go to bed, but you're wide the fuck away and you can't fall asleep. Yes. Okay. Do you know what the theory is behind that? No.

Speaker: that there is only so many people are allowed to sleep at one time, and it's not gonna turn yet. That's the theory. It's something to kind of think about. But I have another choice for you, gentlemen. It's a little gross, and I didn't see it on TikTok. Why would you do this? Why do you have - So here's the choice. You can either

Speaker: A, every day, watch your parents have sex. No. Or, wait, hold on, wait for the other two. Or, join in once to make it stop. Join in what? Join in. Well, since - Sex to make it stop. Since I don't have parents that I'm out of this.

Speaker: since I was in orbit. I literally saw this video, and I was like, I'm torn. Because I don't want to join in, but I also know what to watch. Oh, yeah. Like, you have to clockwork orange, watch this shit, or join in once to make it stop. Yeah. I can't let you keep it. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I was thinking, Chris.

Speaker: Exactly. What are you doing, Tony D? You're watching? Or are you going to have the menage? What are you doing, Tony? I'm over there having a menage quarantine, so I'm not doing this shit. The menage.

Speaker: Tell somebody if I say what's up. I gotta say I'm out. This is the dual evangelist from Deliverance by the way. Oh yes, it is 100%. I don't think you understood me. I want to get some drivers. There he is. There he is. Oh, there's some drivers.

Speaker: So you just what do you what are you gonna do? You gotta pick one. You gotta make a choice. No.

Speaker: I'm automatically out. I'm automatically out. You're not automatically out. No. I don't have parents. I was wrong. It's Pops and Joe. Fine. Pops and Joe, you got to watch. I don't have parents. I'm an orphan.

Speaker: I grew up in an orphanage. I grew up alone. I grew up on the streets. I grew up on the streets. I grew up on the streets. I don't have family. I don't have parents. I'm just a orphan. I'm like Aladdin. I'm street rat, riff rat. No family.

Speaker: You know. You never know. I lied and didn't want to. I told him I was going to steal his woman. He said he challenged me at Disney.

Speaker: Dude, you did those deep dives in Disney. I found this thing the other day and I actually sent you guys one of them. Did you know if someone dies in costume, like if they're dressed up as Mickey Mouse and they die, the rule is that they set the person on a bench to make it look like a wrestler. I thought you were going to say they set the person on fire.

Speaker: No, they sent them on a bench and make it look like Mickey is resting. That's fucked up. So that goes along the lines of nobody dies in Disney. Yeah, still. I mean, but at the end of the day, I mean, you can it's those suits are hot. It's 90 degrees outside. They're going to start to stink. But real quick.

Speaker: Well, they're not leaving them for days. It's not like they just leave them there. No, wait till everybody, they clear the air, but still. The legend is basically they leave them on the bench until end of park hours that day. Right.

Speaker: so it's not they don't they don't just they don't say somebody dies a heart attack nine a .m that means by midnight that motherfucker stanky well not necessarily oh boy youtube motherfuckers not necessarily you haven't been around a lot of dead bodies have you are dead things because you don't sound like it no but i mean when you die your bowels release christopher

Speaker: because all your muscles relax. So they're gonna shit themselves. Which means there is potentially pictures of people sitting next to dead people. Sorry. Because you know some kids. Look, it's Mickey. Let's go take a picture. Oh, he's resting. Take a picture anyways. No, that motherfucker's dead. That's fucked up. Wake him up.

Speaker: I found out uh there was this whole thing I was watching it was like did you know facts and I actually saved a couple of them on my computer but I haven't looked at them but

Speaker: uh one i actually said to my wife i thought was hilarious it says uh did you know paris being quote unquote one of the most romantic places on earth it would be if it wasn't for fact the hundreds of thousands of dead bodies buried underneath the catacombs is europe they had a bunch of wars well no but like buried in the catacombs the catacombs are like made of skulls it's europe they had a bunch of wars

Speaker: That also reminds me, I have a question for you gentlemen. Do you think - That's gonna be my new argument for everything from here on out. No matter what we're discussing or what we're debating. It's Europe, they had a lot of wars. It's Europe. There you go. Well, here's my question. Do you think you can survive a zombie apocalypse with a dead comeback? I don't think so because as of right now, the dead outnumber the humans 15 to one.

Speaker: makes sense this is this is true but if there's a zombie apocalypse and i'm talking dead zombies i'm not talking zombies yeah but but i'm glad where they can run walking dead style zombies but here's the thing so they walk i'll take i'll take no zombies i don't want our world war z zombies because they are fast they are strong and they think

Speaker: or 28 days later zombies. But here's the thing. Those are the zombies we're talking about. They walk. So but in walking and in walking dead, they were not reanimating. Like, you know, like, you know, the reanimating corpses, like, I'm talking about walking dead. If you get shot and die, you come back as a zombie.

Speaker: if you're infected. But if you're already dead, if you're already dead in The Walking Dead, you're not coming back to life. If you're talking about the zombies that are coming back to life that are already dead, that's day of the dead. That's day of the dead, dawn of the dead, night of the living dead. Okay, but let's say the end comes back to life and anybody that dies becomes a zombie. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Yes, the dead outnumber us.

Speaker: 20 to 1. You also have to factor in. You also have to factor in. I'm just throwing numbers out. You also have to factor in. How many of these dead bodies are 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1 ,000 years old? Like if William Shakespeare come up to me, I'm going to knock that motherfucker down. He ain't going to hurt me.

Speaker: What's the word he's saying? To be or not to be a zombie, Jeffrey. That is the question. If Bob down the street comes down, I might have a little bit harder time beating up on that. No, I'm 100 % that I live. I'm 100 % that I live. I think I would be OK. I know. I'm going to guarantee your death.

Speaker: How do you figure? Because I'm going to cut your Achilles and I'm going to use you as zombie bait. I don't have to outrun them. I just have to outrun Jeff. Jeff is zombie bait. What's going on Sam? What's going on? You're a zombie bait. But yeah, then you got the serial killer zombies. Those are the ones that are fucked up. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Zombie apocalypse. Let me ask you, General.

Speaker: Where are you going to go to try to survive the zombie apocalypse? Exactly. Seriously? Seriously, where would I go? Well, of course, I would start from my house and work my way to the Appalachians. No, no. Like a choice to start? The perfect place to go. And I'm going to blow your minds.

Speaker: Walmart, Walmart, Costco, you have food, you have clothes, you have weapons, you have gas, you have generators, you have security because you are surrounded by concrete walls, they have

Speaker: Ages and gates that come down Right to hear the answers. Here's the problem. You're not the only one thinking that no, but Okay, it's 2022. I have two Walmart's how big is a Walmart? You don't think a few hundred people could survive in a Walmart together. I

Speaker: It's not about surviving together. It's about people become fucking retarded. You've seen The Walking Dead. The two different plans of people hated each other. Yeah. You are no Megan. Let me tell you how to walk. No, fuck no. Megan gets eaten by a tiger. You think I'm gonna get eaten by a tiger? Megan is still alive.

Speaker: Doesn't he become soft? I stopped watching it after he killed my guy. I stopped watching after he killed him. I didn't give a fuck that he splattered Glenn's head everywhere. I was pissed that he killed my guy. Oh no, that was fucked up. But at the end of the day, you have to worry about the assholes that just, they'll shoot you as well as look at you.

Speaker: So you have to like, I would, myself personally, I would want to be 100 % alone. I'm a natural born leader. We're just my natural family. So I would take the fam and we'd go to the Appalachian Mountains in the middle of nowhere. I'd have a cult behind me. Jesus. My followers, I would have my followers. Tony would be my right hand man. Shit. If you know what I mean.

Speaker: I don't want it. I would probably stop by a Walmart. Here's the other thing. I wouldn't necessarily stay in the Walmart. I would stay close to a Walmart so I can get it in and out. Yeah, but if somebody... It becomes overpopulated with zombies. Yeah, but if somebody already has an idea like me where... One person gets bit, one person gets bit, they make somebody else and actually know the entire Walmart is full of zombies.

Speaker: You are that person. That's why you can't have emotions or show empathy or sympathy.

Speaker: If you get bit, you're dead. Tell me, how much you want to bet? How much you want to bet? Toss them off the roof. The zombie applaud, because it's happening tomorrow. Chris becomes the biggest bitch. Chris is crying for everybody that's talking. Listen, I so would if your ass is going to be a zombie. I don't mean no damage. Here's what's going to happen. Chris is going to be like, I'm going to leave. Oh, fuck. I just got bit. Now I'm a fucking zombie.

Speaker: No. Five minutes into it, Chris becomes a zombie and we gotta take him out. I'm not taking y 'all to the zombies. Hey, assholes. You know who I am? I'm the champ. Get the fuck out of here. I'm on the roof of Walmart. I'm the champ, you zombie sons of bitches. Get the fuck out of here. Here's the problem with the zombie apocalypse. We won't get the Walking Dead. We'll get World War Z.

Speaker: I saw World War Z but see Resident Evil the animals became infected that was it dog zombies start banging on my Walmart door and all they hear is this and then they know they're in trouble

Speaker: No. I can start strutting through the Walmart. Oh, hell yeah. Some zombies getting his ass whooped. And that's the bottom line. Because Glick316 said so. Oh, hell yeah. Go get it. Yeah. You know, grab the fuck out of the box, Glick. And you know what the zombies are going to do? The zombies are all going to line up. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you.

Speaker: No one likes you. You're sick, man. What's going on, Dolph? Dolph, what's good? That's what's going to happen. This is what's going to happen to Glick ass right here. This is exactly what's going to happen to Glick ass. What's up, Dolph? This is exactly what's going to happen to you. Thanks. Thank you.

Speaker: I'm going to turn to the Michael Jackson. They're all going to turn to the Thriller. Chris is going to be like, no, you guys are doing it wrong. It's left, then right. I'll take Thriller zombies all day. Oh, fuck yeah. You know what I'm talking about? We're going to put a deal with Ken's comment. Fuck yeah. Oh, no, I didn't mean to. I was, uh, Kennedy was, she liked the theme song. She liked the Stone Cold music. What's going on, little Miss Kennedy?

Speaker: No. In all honesty, and here's the actuality of the thing with a quote unquote zombie apocalypse and scientists have broken this down if there was ever an actual zombie apocalypse.

Speaker: Because of the rate of decomposition, zombies wouldn't last more than a week. Yeah, they wouldn't last more than a week, maybe two weeks, especially in the southern regions or tropical seasons. With you eating people, you last longer.

Speaker: but I see what you're saying. So eventually - I think that's kind of the mainstay of all zombie movies as long as we eat. As long as they eat, they don't weaken.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. But, I mean, scientifically, in all honesty. Technically. Plus, at the end of the day. Technically! There's no technically about it. Unfortunately, there's no way of knowing how it's gonna work. But, I see what you're saying. But, either way, regardless of the fact, I've been training for the zombie apocalypse my entire life. So, yes, I'm probably the first one to die.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying. Tony, it's settled. Zombie Apocalypse, we go to Chris' houses, make sure he's not dead, and he probably will be. We take what weapons he has, and that's how we defend ourselves the rest of the time. Yeah, that's the other thing. I'm probably not even going to leave my apartment. I'm just going to hang out here because... That's the thing. I'm just like, wait, two weeks later, the internet's still on? Wait, there's a Zombie Apocalypse? Yeah. When's the time? What time's the podcast? I fucking knew it! I fucking knew it!

Speaker: I fucking knew it. I knew he was going to be a Vulcan zombie. I'm patient zero. I'm patient zero. Welcome.

Speaker: Welcome to Zombical Zombie Podcast. No, like in all honesty, I'm just gonna kind of chill out in my apartment and see what happens because I have weapons. Oh, the racist zombies? Like all the zombies are avoiding the Black

Speaker: Key and Peele walking down the street. Key and Peele just started walking down the street and the white zombies turned right out of there. They're locking their door. Key and Peele, man, that was some funny shit. Their motherfuckers had some shit. I saw a video about a month ago, and I fucking lost it, and they're like, this is zombie apocalypse. Wait. Yeah, they had like that. And then you see the zombies like,

Speaker: Zombie, there's a zombie in the car when they walk by and he rolls the windows and walks the door. These are some racist fucking zombies. Unbelievable. I can't feel that. I don't think you can feel for their comedy sketch show. I don't think they got enough credit because they motherfucking were stupid funny. You know, I never seen an old boy is a fantastic

Speaker: I see him on TikTok all the time. That one where he's in the classroom, and he's overpronouncing his names. A .A. Ron. A .A. Ron. And he's like, it's Aaron. Don't mess with me, boy. It's A .A. Ron. Oh, fuck, that's funny. But let's. It is about that time. Let's take ourselves a little break. Holy shit.

Speaker: Guys, I don't have Blacktop Mojo tonight. I'm actually going to start playing another band that I've become a fan of over the last year, maybe two years. I don't have their permission. And if they yell at me and tell me not to, then I'll stop. But until then, but I'm actually going to do a couple of their covers. But we will do Blacktop Mojo at the end of the show. Yes. But this is a band, like I said, about the last year, maybe two years, I've become a fan of. They're called State of Mine.

Speaker: Okay. They're a rock band, but they do some pretty cool covers. And I got two covers for tonight. So check out state of mind on YouTube and social media. I'm, I'm still going to shout them out regardless. I know they don't know who we are or anything like that, but let me shout them out. Let you guys check them out. Yeah, they play good music, but I got a cover of, Oh, let's do this one first. Uh, they did a cover of rascal flats. What hurts the most.

Speaker: Rascal Flats is a country band. Tony, I know you don't know who they are. Rascal Flats did the cover of Life as a Highway. Yeah, they did Life as a Highway from cars and Rascal Flats is, I happen to like Rascal Flats. My ex -wife - They're barely country.

Speaker: They're, yeah. They're on the spectrum. What are they, autistic? That's exactly how I thought of it. They're like a pop country band. Yeah, I would say, yeah. Pop country. But I do. I really like this song, actually. And State of Mind did a fantastic job covering it. So like I said, something a little bit different. We're not going to do Blacktop Mojo. I want to start changing the music up, and I'm just going to start playing random bands and random music.

Speaker: Uh, and so we're told otherwise. Yeah. Facebook's going to yell at us, but you know, if we're muted on Facebook and you guys are watching us on Facebook, tell me and I'll drop Facebook and go back to Twitter. So here's a, well, we're already on Twitch and YouTube, but here's a state of mind with what hurts the most. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.

Speaker: on the roof of this empty house. That don't bother me. I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out. I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while. Even though I'm going on with you, don't still upset me. There are days every now and again that pretend I'm OK. But that is not what gives me one hurt.

Speaker: I never know where what could have been And I think that loving you is what I was trying to do

Speaker: But I'm doing this It's hard to force that smile when I see your friends and I'm alone Still harder getting up, getting dressed, living with this regret But I know if I could do it over I would try to give away all the words that I said to my heart That I had left unspoken

Speaker: It's been so close, and having so much to change Watching you walk away, and never knowing

Speaker: No way!

Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense guys. That was a state of mind. No, actually a state of mind. Um, check them out on, on YouTube and wherever you stream music on all social media at state of mind. That was that cover of rascal flats. What hurts the most. Um, again, much like that from, from blacktop Mojo. I really liked that guy's voice. Oh.

Speaker: I like the proposal up here. I'm not sure of your agenda, but we need we need to knock something out real quick I'm not pissed, but we gotta knock some shit out. What's tomorrow? Thursday, okay, dude What do you have left on the agenda for the night? Well, I was gonna introduce the show I was I was gonna do a deep dive

Speaker: And then we were going to go to break and then I was going to reintroduce the show and tell everybody where they can find us at on social media. And then, you know, do what we normally do. But if you let me reintroduce the show and finish what I was doing, we can figure out what's on your mind. You have my permission. Go ahead. Maybe we can go into that. You have my permission. Go ahead. I forgot. Apparently, I didn't get the memo that this is Tony show. The Tony show.

Speaker: So, but no, check out State of Mind. Like I said, I don't have permission from those guys. I have reached out to them, but they're a little bit bigger than us. So they're not like, they're not, they're not paying attention to little guys like us, but I will play their music until I'm told otherwise. So check them out, State of Mind, all social media, YouTube, and wherever you stream music at, show them some love. Hit them in the comments and say, hey, nonsensical nonsense, send us, they played us on your show. And then maybe they'll, they'll know who we are.

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Speaker: how in the hell and all of your, your multicasting and broadcasting that you do, that you don't have the time to come up on here or somewhere and do the belt Kings fantasy football live broadcast. Because I can't interrupt the podcast, the mother state ship, the, the anchor, the foundation of, of nonsensical network with it. Wow, Tony, you know what it sounds like.

Speaker: I would give you YouTube strength and all for that. I'm going to push the deep dive to the third hour, probably, if we get to it. No. If we don't, we don't. But listen, listen, if I was you, Tony Dean, as commissioner of our fantasy football league, you set a date. And you tell them, this is what date we're drafting.

Speaker: We're going to do a live broadcast at this time on this day. If you're there, you're there. If you're not, you're not. You don't have to have everybody there because not everybody's going to be there. There's going to be times where I'm not going to be there. There's going to be times where Brian's not going to be there. You know, so as a commissioner, you got to put your foot down and that's what I did this year with my lead. I said, look, we're not doing auto drafts.

Speaker: If you're, if you're inactive two weeks in a row, I'm kicking you out. If you're active, inactive for more than three weeks in the season, I'm kicking you out and your team goes up for grabs. You, you all, anyone listening to the draft, you have till the 8th to get your picks in, period. Well, no, you have to, you have to, you know, you have a draft day where everybody picks. Okay, fine. Draft day is Monday, the 8th.

Speaker: So that's what I say. The regular season starts Sunday. Yeah. Tell me, shut up. Oh my god. The regular season starts on Friday then. Week one's 11. Is it the 11? Yeah. I'm late. I'm late. So I'm right? No, maybe it's tonight. Maybe it's Thursday. It's game one. I don't know. The eighth is Bill's Rams on Thursday.

Speaker: So what, Tony, what you need, what you need to do, you need to send messages up and not, and not, not on our fantasy leave. I'm gonna save you a headache. I'm gonna save you a headache. Cause I got an idea. My problem is wanting everybody there. You're not wrong. Nancy said a six or the seven would be the best. So we need to, we need to do it. We need to, in all honesty, we probably need to do it this weekend.

Speaker: because the eight is game one. I say we do a Monday because it's a holiday. Ain't nobody working. That's what I said. I'm with Monday. That's what I said. Monday the test is perfect. We need to, you need to have a couple of days to set your roster because the week one draft is on the end. I had a draft Saturday night and I got a draft tonight.

Speaker: Okay, you can have your, but if we draft on the seventh and there's a game on the eighth, somebody, I'm telling you, it's going to happen. Somebody's not going to have their roster set up and they're going to have people not on their roster that are, that are, that are set and ready to play. Once you pick your team, I ain't got no control of it. I'm not going to complain about people not set up. You don't have control over now. That's what I said. So, you know, send messages out to tell everybody, set it up. Monday is drafting.

Speaker: Monday is draft Monday at 7 p .m. We're drafting Monday night. There you go. Perfect. If you're not there and your team gets out of draft, it sucks to be you. Yep.

Speaker: you can't you're the commissioner you got to put your foot down you can't yeah that's what i had to do this year because this is exactly why if i ever buy the browns you fuckers have jobs to run the motherfucker because i don't know what the fuck i'm doing

Speaker: Tony, you're doing the same thing I did my first couple of years. If I were on the sports team, it would be you guys in charge, because I wouldn't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm just saying. You're doing the same thing I did, and it's not a bad thing. You're new to it. As a league commissioner, a fantasy football league, you're doing the same exact thing I did. And I tried to dance around and accommodate everybody. Make everybody happy. This year, I said we're drafting tonight, or I said we're drafting Sunday, 7 PM.

Speaker: I don't want no auto drafts. I don't want no bullshit. We made one exception because one of the guys was, was, was at a concert. He did auto draft, maybe half of his team, but I wasn't dancing around his schedule because for the last four years we have to dance around him. Even when he's fixed the draft date, we still have to dance around with him and I wasn't doing it this year. So I said, this is the day we're picking. This is the time we're picking and these are the rules.

Speaker: Shut up, Cam. I'm going to be busy at a concert. It was his older brother who was busy at a concert.

Speaker: I mean, in the NFL regular season starts Thursday because this week. Yeah. So Tony, like I said, if you want to do Monday, I'd send messages out to everybody. I got that part. I'll just don't do it. Don't don't do it. Just on our, on our, on our, uh, on the fantasy draft link or chat, because not everybody's there. Not everybody's paying attention to it. Um, I'm just going to be a hundred percent honest with you. Not everybody is going to pay attention to that. Um,

Speaker: so uh message individually individually whatever what's that are you guys doing money no actually we are all going to chip in and buy a belt and uh when at the end of the season when the like the the day after the the

Speaker: The winner is crowned. We're going to order it and send it, ship it to them. And then since Tony wants to keep the league together, every year after that, we'll all pitch in. So we'll have the $100 or $200 right off the bat that we'll all be pitched in together. Everybody pays for.

Speaker: Okay. But after that, we'll just pitch in on the shipping. So you get a couple bucks per person because Tony, I seen that you put in there asking about expanding the expand in the league to 12 teams. Nobody responded. No, he did. So you and you and, uh, yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. Nancy might've just done it. I didn't see it or I didn't see her response. You know, that's one of those things, unfortunately. And this is just me learning from experience running the lead running leagues. Now I'm, I think I'm in my third.

Speaker: maybe fourth year running a league. You can't be a nice guy about it. I know you want input from everybody and I get that, trust me, because I still try to get as much input. And I'll still remind everybody Thursday afternoon, hey, it's Thursday night, we got games, check your rosters. Sunday morning I get up, send a message to our group chat.

Speaker: You know, we got a Facebook group chat and I put in our group chat. Hey, guys, it's Sunday morning. It's game day. Check your rosters. Watch for injuries. Watch for bye weeks. Let's go. This year, I'm not doing any of that shit. Yeah. I don't know. To me, it just sounds like a lot of fucking work. It's really not. It's really, it's really not. I mean, you could take... Well, no. I do have to say, this is me from the outside look again. It looks like a shit ton of work, like a secondary job.

Speaker: Yeah. See, for me, I'm going to set it up once we do the draft, you on your own. That's me. Well, that's what I'm doing this year. I'm not sending reminders on Sunday mornings. You know what? I'm setting my team. And if I'm playing against somebody, and they got two players on a bye week, and they've got three players on injury reserve, sucks to be you. I'm going to take that easy dub. Pay attention, jackass. See, I wouldn't even know where to begin.

Speaker: Like, I'll take as my quarterback, I'll take Shane Falco, you know. Just give me the entire team from necessary roughness and I'm good. You said that. Yes, I did because I don't know shit about the game. I mean, I know how football works, but I couldn't tell you who's in the NFL right now. I may be able to name five teams.

Speaker: I don't it's it's but it comes down to it's like Say teams. Yeah, I'm 100 % honest. I could not name ten teams Maybe five but ten Pushed it but but to put it in context Tony. This is like asking Chris to name every Jedi Guarantee couldn't do it

Speaker: Every, well you limited, there's 32 NFL teams and you're like, I'm gonna limit myself to 10. And now I have to name every Jedi. Can you name every fucking Jedi? No, I can't. Shut the hell up. Okay. I can name five. Okay. Name five. I think. I'm curious. I'm curious. Anakin. Okay. Kylo Ren. Okay. Originally a Jedi.

Speaker: Uh, uh, uh, Obi -Wan Kenobi. Okay. Yoda. Okay. Samuel motherfucking Jackson. There's five. Eat my ass. That's not his name. What's his name? What the hell is his name? I do know his name. And then there's that, uh, other chick. I can't remember her name either. Uh, I'm trying to think. It's on the tip of my tongue. I know it.

Speaker: Yeah, I know it, too. That's what kills me, because I know his name. Tell me. And I said, no, actually, no, wait. Yoda, damn it. Oh, yeah. I said Yoda. No, he said Yoda. Who's Sam Jackson's character? And just so you know, don't say. Don't shut up, you asshole. I wouldn't hit him. I was going to say, just so you know, I wasn't Googling it. I was going to put my hands up, because I was like, God, I know his name. You know, he's Purple Lifesaver. Yeah. And I kept wanting to say, since he ruined it, name Liam Neeson's character.

Speaker: Liam Neeson, wasn't he Obi -Wan Kenobi? No, sir. No, that was Ewan McGregor. Yeah. Who was Liam Neeson? That was the guy from Take It.

Speaker: I have a particular set of skills that will find you. I will find you. Did he say I have the higher ground Anakin? Or was that Obi -Wan?

Speaker: He was not! Yes he was! No he was not! I gave you five and I knew seven and I knew seven. I gave you five and I knew seven. I couldn't think of two of their names. Jar Jar Binks was a Jedi. No he was not. Yes he was. Jar Jar Binks at most was a politician. Jar Jar Binks was never a Jedi. Jar Jar Binks was a Jedi.

Speaker: Okay, let me see if I can name the NFL. Charge our banks to Jedi. How many NFL teams do I gotta name? 42. Fuck you, Tony. 32. Fuck, I'm not doing 32. How many? Give me a number. 10. Jesus Christ. Okay, easy one, the Browns, the Bulls. The Bulls. The Bulls? Sorry, I meant the Bills. I meant the Bills. Luke Skywalker was a Jedi.

Speaker: You said that. No, I didn't. I said Anakin. Oh, you didn't? Oh, OK. The Lions? I'm still trying to think of that chick's name. So that's five. The what? The Lions? I said the Lions. The Rams? This is painful. Raiders?

Speaker: Jaguars. Jets. As I stare at Tony's jersey, the Jets. Fucking right in my face. And the Washington Sentinels. I know. The last one, I would say 49ers. There's 10. Ray, that's that chick's name. She was a Jedi, right? She was technically a Jedi, yes.

Speaker: I got to say, I'm 100 % impressed. I think I hit 10 Jedis. What could you name five Siths?

Speaker: and they're only like three well Darth Vader's a Sith right yes technically Anakin was a Jedi that turned into a Sith which became Darth Vader correct that's what I said I don't technically count Darth Anakin you can't pick Anakin as a Jedi and a Sith because he is Darth Vader motherfucker

Speaker: But he started out a Jedi that became a Sith, so it's a double. It's a two for one. Suck my dick, Jeffrey. That's like K. Saint Tom. Double take.

Speaker: but he doesn't. That's like saying Tom Brady plays for fucking. Oh, I just remember another the dolphins. I just remembered another one, but he doesn't. Samantha 11 stop that bullshit Chris. We don't do dinner reports. Lord Palpatine. No, he wasn't a Jedi or so. Yes. He was a sith. Palpatine. Oh, yeah. Palpatine. Boom. I'm on fire with the Star Wars shit.

Speaker: I'm killing this. Star Wars. Oh, I could Google it, Tony. I'm just saying my point was off the top of my head. I know so little about sports because I honestly don't give a fuck. Um, it's, it's what it was. It was the first two originals. That's it. Yeah. That's like Tony named three Hobbits or Chris. I don't know the names. I don't know the names.

Speaker: Oh, I know one. Great Hobbits? Yeah. If you named me so helping, God will reach his screen and strangle your ass. I was going to say Kevin Hawley, Jeff Hawk, Frodo Baggins, Sam Wise. I saw something. That surprised me that Chris pulled two, but I was only thinking of one. He said Sam Wise, which I completely forgot about. That was Frodo's best friend, right?

Speaker: Unbelievable. Brilliant, brilliant. That is why I'm the greatest of all time. That is why I'm the champ. You can't fucking stop me. I can't be stopped. Okay, okay, Chris. I got one. I ruined your point because you were on. I got one that you will fail on. Name three Chevy engines. Three Chevy engines?

Speaker: I know but I couldn't I couldn't break him out of a lineup.

Speaker: Shut up. The engine. The engine size was just a four acre inch. Shut up, Kevin. A Ford Ranger. A Ford Ranger. Fucking Ford Ranger. That's because on that snow runner, I got a Ford Ranger. Every time I'm going through the mud, I'm like, Fucking Ford Ranger.

Speaker: Okay, so I'm gonna throw out random shit that I think might be right, which is probably wrong. So, you know, tell me if I'm really right. That's my point. I mean... So, Chevy... Is that a 427? 327? That's correct. Yeah. 360? Yeah. Ford has 351. 360. Chevy has 350. It's not a 350. Okay, so... Yeah, 350, because Ford is 351. That's what I had in my Bronco. Which is the only reason why you know that.

Speaker: What'd I say? 427, 350. Ford has a 302, straight six, right? Yeah. Well, no, 302 is not a straight six. It's a V8. It's a 5 .0. What's the three? What's the straight six, three something that Ford has? Three liter. This is you all, folks. I have no idea what y 'all are doing right now. So.

Speaker: You're forgetting the most. You got the four cylinder. Named one that literally is on the side of trucks. Do you think I look the side of trucks? The ultimate Chevy Silverado that only came in one color with red interior. Try to find them. Get any color you want. Chevy has. The 454 SS baby. The biggest, baddest motherfucker truck in the 90s.

Speaker: Ford has the power stroke. Diesel Chevy has the Duramax isn't Chevy X. So boom, there's there's four or five. What am I at? Four or five? I think it's five. My job.

Speaker: I'm the champ. Fuck you, Jared. Fuck you, Jeffers. I'm completely on your test. That's why I'm the greatest. Here's the point, though. Here's the point. I could have named those engines without having to think about it, where I had to think about the NFL teams. That's the difference. Like, I can name off engines all day long.

Speaker: But it's something I give a shit about where I don't give a shit about sports. I would never be able to pull out all 32 teams. The NFL. I can barely get that 10 and I got 11 so. Are you frozen Tony or are you sleeping? No, I'm trying to. I got a 9 o 'clock fantasy football. Jeff almost forgot about.

Speaker: My point is, Chris, what I was saying is, is where you had to think about those engines, I could rattle them off all day long. But my point is, is because it's something you're not super interested in, just like me in sports, it's hard for me to actually get the concept of fantasy. I still don't understand fantasy football.

Speaker: You're a fuckin' nerd. You're a fuckin' nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. You sound jealous. You sound jealous. You're a real fool. And not only was I naming Chevy engines, I was also naming Ford and Dodge engines in there too.

Speaker: What did you name a Dodge after? I didn't know one. Except for COVID. It's the COVIDs and then what, the 318? Right, 360. No, there's a 360 and there's a 318. Yeah, I had a Dodge and I had one of them in it. Depends on what it was. Who's Dodge Sport? Who's the Dodge Sport? Dakota, or not Dakota.

Speaker: uh ramp uh yeah full -size ramp oh full -size i'm 360 the big one well let me ask you this good bat did it good good did it get good gas mileage or bad there's nothing good about it dodge question no no because the 318 the 318 you will get the worst gas mileage in your life the 360 believe it or not no i think i think i think i think it was the 318 that was in the in the dodge ramp it was one of those stupid little sports

Speaker: Oh, yeah, that was the 318. I was saying suck down gas like a horror. So I don't ever question my champ status. Oh, my God. Now you will give me on Harry Potter. I'll give you that. Damn it. I didn't even think of that. I give you the four. I give you the four houses. I'm curious. I'm going to see how bad you fuck this up. Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.

Speaker: I am impressed. Dude, I live with, my kids are a nerd. You do live with some parrot potter nerds, I forgot. Yeah, my kids are a potter nerd. And I know Harry and, and, and, uh, uh, uh, hemorrhoid and, and the weasleys, the weasley twins and who, he, who we shall not speak of. He's whose name we shall not speak or whatever. Lord Voldemort, the greatest. Yeah. You know, he was, he was a victim in that movie. I still stand by that. You know what? And Dolby's.

Speaker: Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby. No, horny elf, or whatever it was. Oh, fuck them elf, those fucking assholes. How are you gonna save somebody but practically killing them? I'm on this shit. I'm on this shit all day. What else you got? What do you got, Tony? Do you dare challenge the great one? Oh, Lord of the Rings shit. Name five underground New York rappers that nobody's ever heard of.

Speaker: Name five social musicians most people never heard of. Go. Name what? Country musicians that most people never heard of. Go on TikTok. Yeah, no shit. I know a lot of country musicians that people may or may not have heard of. Chris Stapleton was huge before anybody heard of him. Morgan Wallin was doing shit way before anybody heard of him.

Speaker: Jason Aldean, Big and Rich. Big and Rich wrote some of the top songs in the late 90s, early 2000s. Yeah, that's all Big and Rich. And they were doing their own stuff. And then when they did their own thing, they did their own thing and they knocked it out of the fucking park. Their song Save a Horse is fucking amazing. I love that song.

Speaker: Save a horse, ride a clay, or however that song goes. Well, they also have their football song, The Sunday. Coming to your city? That's a good fucking song. Tony, I think you'd even like that. It's my football. Unbelievable. Yeah. I need to see where Brian's going to be free.

Speaker: I need to see when Brian and Nancy going to be free to roast you. Roasts of you are normally flexible. We got to catch Teddy Smoke. Just, just, just, just once. Just, just once. Come on to the show, you know. And think about the show. The podcast that we do together. And focus on the podcast that we do together. I always focus on the podcast. How are you focusing on the podcast? The fantasy football league. Literally thinking about this podcast.

Speaker: Yeah, but that's not a Monday shit. I think the nonsensical not network, not nonsensical network. That's a whole nother ballgame. You gotta understand. Think of it as the umbrella company. The umbrella is the nonsensical network. Everything that comes out. Think of it as the umbrella. Think of it as the umbrella corporation. If you don't stop fucking around trying to be able to turn you into a zombie.

Speaker: I'm getting whisked. Where? Where? I know, but have you seriously? I'm going to turn Tony into one of the liquor. There's creatures that climb along the wall with the big tongue.

Speaker: Chris is going to be that little girl, that hologram girl. You are all going to die here. It's my show. It's my show. But he's going to be all calm like that little girl. But it's my show. I do everything. You're all going to die here. You're all going to die. Just all calm, cool, collected, which would be way more creepier than it's my show and I do everything.

Speaker: Did you know that I am the champ? I'm as soon as we get to holographic technology, I'm going to make that new role in holographic. Listen, listen, you sound like that again. We're going to call you the new version of Goldust. Hello, Jeffrey. Did you know that I am the champ? I am the champ.

Speaker: I need to, I need to figure out how to make a hologram. I need to make a hologram of that little girl just going. I love what they gave to Tourette's too. If I could start talking to somebody, he'd be like... Go! He was killing that character. Oh my god. I'm not a fan of Harry Potter either, Cam. I love this Harry Potter dude.

Speaker: Um, Chris, I have a question for you. You're a gamer. Wow. Again, I really need to listen to you and not just cut you off in the way you're sitting. Chris, I really didn't talk to you. I know you're gay. Wait, wait, wait a minute. What? No, I'm not. No, but the Lego version of games. Yeah. I've got a couple of them. I, I'm just not, I can't get into it. It's just not as fun.

Speaker: Uh, no, they're for kids. I, you know, I've got, um, I think I've got Avengers and, uh, that, uh, I got, I got some PlayStation plus. I got the series, the Harry Potter series. And it's just like, Oh, this is such weak sauce. It's just not a one.

Speaker: It's like Tony putting ketchup on a steak. What's something wrong with it? What about it? Something wrong with it. Sorry, Tony's adopted and he has no friends. Tony, seriously, I don't understand ketchup. He has a palate of an eight -year -old. Exactly. Like, what are you, six? I mean, move up in the world.

Speaker: Motherfucker, I will use ketchup, Heinz, 57, or 81. It don't fucking matter. I've even had nothing there. It does matter. Ketchup. When you put ketchup on something, literally, to me, putting ketchup on anything. Or barbecue sauce. Just no mustard or mayonnaise. Well, depending upon the barbecue sauce. Depending on the barbecue sauce. Yeah. Depending on the barbecue sauce. What the fuck is the name of that barbecue sauce? Anyway, but yeah. No, there's nothing wrong with barbecue sauce. Heinz. No, not Heinz. It's, uh. I got to pass. Tony, I know you got it. I know. What is that? Bubba? Bubba?

Speaker: there there's a barbecue sauce is badass no i mean barbecue sauce is one thing but you know as i as i've said i'm not gonna you know outside of ketchup i'm not gonna judge anybody who puts um oh no i'm not judging i'm just saying it's there's something wrong with well ketchup i'm judging i'm judging the hell out of him for eating first you want to tell me i need jesus

Speaker: Yes, you need Jesus. First of all - This is the man's worst home and podcast out of a fucking bathroom. No, you ain't gonna tell me I hate Jesus. My bank account is lovin' it. My - Now? Your wife is lovin' your bank account since she moved me here. But, but, you first of all, you burn the shit out of your... You burn the shit out of your stake so that it is so burnt that, like, hell is going, wow, that's a lie.

Speaker: And then you will catch up on it? There's only one type of meat that I eat when it's alive. Excuse me. What's his name? When I'm with her. His name is Mon -gee -gee. Is this when your gentlemen used to do Sunday night deep dives together? Yeah, one more mon -gee -gee joker. I'm a get on your ass. I'm a get on your ass.

Speaker: You're the motherfucker. Listen, listen, listen, listen to both of you motherfuckers. Let me tell you something. Glick been depressed for the past three weeks and I can see it in his face. Your wife ain't been home in two months. Both of y 'all kissed my ass. Well, thanks for calling. Put me on blast, but okay. We're going to talk about that Manchi Chi shit. Tony said, boys, it's Sunday. Let me show you how it's done. It's Sunday and I got a hankering for some meat and a deep dive.

Speaker: Thank you. Thank you so much.

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Speaker: i bring up star wars more than anything else no star trek star trek star trek star trek i can't

Speaker: Five Star Trek characters. I got Kirk, Spock, and - Kirk, Kirk, Kirk, Picard, Spock, Warf, Data. That tastes fine. I couldn't even think of Data. Tony named all the characters. Scotty? I can name all the characters. Yeah, see? That's what I'm saying. Nerd? I can name all the characters.

Speaker: I can name all of them. You got Spock, Kirk, McCoy, Uhura, Sunu, and Chekhov. Then you also got Scotty. Then you got Picard, Riker, Dr. Crusher, Councilman Shroy, Nada, Worf, and Jordan LaForge, as well as, uh, all with my man's name. Oh, yeah, Kim. You know, fat chubby ass. What's the man in the transporter's name? Chief O 'Brien. Chief O 'Brien.

Speaker: You said the transporter is Jason Statham. No. The transporter piece is Chief O 'Brien. Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor!

Speaker: not a pool man watching the new version of star trek right now the first one the one for two thousand nine and then that shows excellence that's you know i was not the biggest star trek fan i don't have i don't i don't necessarily have any any issues with star trek i think star trek was was kind of cool but it was but movies

Speaker: Banging. Awesome. They're awesome. I'll give Chris Pine and then was excellent. And second, I will still say till the day I die. Let's go to all you who have never heard me talk about this shit. What's going on? Into Darkness was the best Star Trek movie ever. Who want what? I don't have no football pass on. What's going on, bro? I need you up here. We need Brian and Nancy up here. Cam, I mean,

Speaker: Paige just messaged me to my wins the draft. We need men. I want to do this shit. I'm ready. Goddammit. Hey, shout out. Shout out Smoke because you're the only one that showed my belt that I designed any love because fuck these assholes. Actually, I saw it. But you saw it. You know how Facebook refreshes. It refreshes. So does your mom, but. Sorry, that was a natural reaction. You didn't reach her. Listen, you didn't reach her. Listen, if you don't let me, your mom would be grateful because she was here.

Speaker: No, I pulled out. I am very very complicated. That's how you gettin' out of there, motherfucker. I do got some oversized lips that are big. No, Tony, are you my dad? You might have some of my facial hair. Trust me, I have none of your facial hair. I don't have any. You got it all. Look at my family. Now look at Tony. Now look at my beard. Now look at Tony. Now look at me. I'm on a horse. I am the horse.

Speaker: Are you my daddy?

Speaker: You heard it here first. Tony says this is a horse. I am the horse. You know who likes to ride horses? Cowboys. God damn, Tony. How many of you since you've been on here, this motherfucker just dropped the F -word. Play this day. It's like Jeff dropping the N -word.

Speaker: I get enough version jokes, I'm going to drop that end for you. See, Sam, you have nothing to be worried about. Sam, she felt so bad. She was like, oh man, I think I offended Tony. I feel horrible. I can't believe I made the jokes I said. I was like, are you serious? Are you ever listening to the podcast? Yeah, I was going to say, we weren't even hard.

Speaker: good i was like i told her i was like you did nothing wrong trust me jeff dropped the n -word on tony live on the show and she was like no we did no i don't feel so bad anymore no i did not i did not stop it i quoted you quoted the song and we got on his ass about saying it it was not a song

Speaker: It was Cat Williams. It was Cat Williams stand up when he met Shaq and Shaq's dick was tapped on his head. He said, all right. Say it again, Jeff. Say it again. Nope, nope, nope. I'll find a fucking clip. That's better. He said, this is bullshit, dude. Why do you emphasize those jokes so hard is my question. Is that funny? Because he's a what, Tony? What was the words you used?

Speaker: What's the word you use? You're his best friend. You tell me. Oh, I use ex -wife. There's a difference. There's a difference. You see, you can't play. You can't play with... I'm the champ, baby. You can't play with the kid. I'm like fucking Doc Holliday and Tombstone. Just fucking both of you up.

Speaker: Speaking of Doc Holliday, I found a new soundbite. Now I have, now I have a, now I know I have a TikTok video idea. We're going to set the draft for Labor Day. Okay. Now, now I, now I have. I want to know what's on everybody's free on Labor Day. Well, I meant save a horse. There you go. See, save a horse, ride Tony D. Tony, you just tell me when the draft is.

Speaker: I'm ready now. The kid don't play. I'm ready now. I'm gonna be three. I'm gonna have three belts. By the end of football season, I'm gonna have three belts. I've been sitting here a couple weeks with two belts. I'm gonna tell you right now, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Based on previous experience, Tony, I love you like a brother, but I think Chris is gonna take you. And I hate to admit that because - If football, he might. I just do it for fun. I don't even care.

Speaker: I do it for fun. I don't want to talk to you, Greg. Exactly. Because this motherfucker is somehow one more of the nonsensical nonsense starting five. Because it was only his people for it. It wasn't. Yeah, well, it's because he controlled the votes, you know, like pallets and pallets at 9am. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me hit you two up to something. Because I know you don't know, I know you don't know how to use this function on Facebook.

Speaker: But when there's a post on Facebook, there's a little button down at the bottom. It's a little arrow and it says share. And you can share that. Not only can you share it to just your page, but you can share it to everywhere on Facebook. So it's not just my people that voted for me. These are random people that would vote that don't even know me.

Speaker: and they would vote based off the list. I'm not like some other people who, you know, may or may not have a dick so big and eat so much pussy that their wife cheated on them that had to pay for votes and literally message people and ask them to vote. I just put it out there and said, hey,

Speaker: Here's our top five list. This is the category who has the best list. Let us know. Somebody get somebody some suntan lotion. I'm just saying.

Speaker: You know, I'm not good at a lot of things. I got the aloe vera. You know, 98 % of my life I suck at. There's, you know. Yeah, let's remember. This is the only place where Chris could come in and go, I'm the champ. Because the rest of his life he's like, I'm not. Yeah, I suck. You know, I suck as a human being. I fail at 90 % of the things I do. That's OK. You know what? I'll let you know. Until the past nine months, I was the same way.

Speaker: How much money you get paid? From what? Read the comments. God damn it. Host a show. Read the comments. Maybe Royalty's off the last comment. Why do you need Royalty's off of what last comment? You have nothing to do with the last comment, Hoss. There's your next t -shirt, boys, right there. Save a whole ride to Tony D. I know what I'm doing tonight. It's got on now. It's got to have it.

Speaker: I'm putting down the draft for the fifth. I'm open to whatever time before the podcast on Monday night is six non -sensical nonsense podcast, Monday night, six to eight. Don't sound a little bit for the show. Fuck y 'all. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Speaker: Okay. Sound like that time slot's only been used. I said, I said, I said, anytime before six. Okay. Okay. Like I said, I was listening AS.

Speaker: I said I was only half -assed paying attention. I was gonna say though, Chris, you did tell him to put his foot down so you cannot shit on him for taking up your own time slide. You gotta put your foot down, Tony. Then all of a sudden, he's like, we're gonna do it now. And you're like, motherfucker, what? Yeah, I was only half -assed listening. So yes, I agree. Monday, anytime, before 6,

Speaker: We can come up here live, we can get together, we can do a live draft show, we can talk about draft, we can talk about draft picks, and then from six to eight is nonsensical nonsense. So I agree. I thought you were like... He's not even listening to us anymore. Tony's not listening, Jeff's doing God knows what.

Speaker: No, I just didn't interfere with the show. I just want to do it before the show. Yeah, I don't know. Like I said, I wasn't listening. And I said that. I preference that. I said I wasn't. Sorry, I got distracted. Tim hit me up before the show and said, hey, man, is it cool if I use some of Rock Lee's music on our show tonight? And I was like, oh, hell to the no. What happened to Jeff? I think he's doing a work thing.

Speaker: But, uh, but no, and then I told him, I said, you know, I was fucking with him. I was like, Oh, hell no. You're not allowed to. But I told him, I said, yeah, absolutely, man. Just shout out Rock Lee. Let him, let everybody know where they can find him and stuff like that. But I messaged Rocky and I told him, I said, Hey man, uh, one of my podcast buddies is going to play some of your music from like tick tock or whatever on his podcast tonight. And so we were kind of talking back and forth because, you know,

Speaker: We've kind of touched on this and I'm going to do this real quick because I know we're coming up against a break. But, you know, we do these podcasts and we, you know, guys do music and we try to support each other and stuff like that. But sometimes you feel like the support's not there. You know, other people's not, as much as they say that they're supporting you, they're really not supporting you. They're not sharing your stuff. They're not telling people about your stuff.

Speaker: they're not getting you out there. And that's one thing that I've always done, you know, like Rocky, I love that guy. They're like, that's my dude. So I wanna push this stuff. Busted rubber, Haas, before he disappeared, he was trying to get into the barbecue game and doing TikToks and lies while he was smoking and barbecuing and this and the other thing. And I would try to push him out there. So I get it because I don't get the same in return, you know, across the board. So, you know, I'm gonna support people

Speaker: So I was actually messaging Rocky back when, when you were talking about the draft. So that's why, that's why I preference. And I said, I wasn't paying attention, but the show, our show is from six to eight. So idiot. Yeah. Well, that's why, that's why I said I covered my ass before I went full on dickhead mode. I got the whole thing.

Speaker: I got the whole thing covered. Yeah. We're good. We got a way to just to get back a good time for the break. Yeah. See what happened with him. Because I know he didn't lose his internet. No, no, no. He got a phone call. Oh, OK. It's probably his wife extended. Probably his wife, yeah. Yeah, good. He's probably tired of the Utah shit. Her deployment.

Speaker: Z Plowman, as the French call it. There's no subtitles. I don't know what the fuck she's saying. It ain't gonna bother me now.

Speaker: Oh my goodness. Everybody's left me. Let's, uh, let's go ahead and take a real quick break guys, since everybody's off and out and about. So in the first break, I introduced you guys to a new band on the show state of mind. We're going to go ahead and hit you guys up with another one of their covers, uh, with the cover of stained. It's been a while.

Speaker: And this actually features Drew Jacobs from No Resolve, another band that I'm actually going to get some of their covers and start playing on the show as well. But the cool thing about No Resolve is they do rock covers of Disney songs and other music. But they've turned a lot of Disney songs

Speaker: sound really badass because I do like a rock cover of them. So we'll be right back here in just a couple minutes. Enjoy a little state of mind with, it's been a while. Again, check them out on all social media, wherever you stream music and on YouTube at state of mind. And we'll be right here in just a few minutes.

Speaker: and it's been a while

Speaker: Consequences better

Speaker: Since then, I'm ready.

Speaker: Just one more piece for me It's been a while since I could Look at myself straight It's been a while since I said I'm sorry

Speaker: I cannot blame this on my father He did the best he could for me It's been a while since I could hold my head off

Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. I do have to make a real quick reaction.

Speaker: I was confused. Drew Jacobs is not the lead singer of No Resolve. He's actually another artist. He's a solo artist that I really like. And I got three new bands, musicians, and stuff that I'm going to start playing some of their cover music. I won't play any of their original stuff. We'll just do there. So Drew Jacobs, check him out on YouTube. And wherever you're streaming. That wasn't a bad song, honestly. It's a great song. Stane did it in the late 90s.

Speaker: But, um, and also check out, that was a state of mind. Check them out as well on YouTube and wherever you stream music and all that at state of mind. Uh, go show them some love, go ahead and hit them and say, Hey, nonsensical nonsense. And they're going to go and they're going to, and you're going to respond with, it's a podcast and they're playing, they're, they're playing your music. Go be friends with them because they're awesome. Especially that good guy. Cause he's the champ.

Speaker: But speaking of socials, go check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night at 6 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch. You can come hang out in the chatters box. Shoot your shit with us. Go ahead, Glick. I'm sorry. Go ahead, Glick. Shoot your shit with us. Hang out. All that fun jazz. And if you can't join us live, we got you covered.

Speaker: You can listen to us on Spotify and basically everywhere you listen to podcasts that all at nonsensical nonsense. Go ahead and give us a, give us a quick search. Give us a like, give us a listen, give us a follow. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share because sharing is caring and we're trying to grow, but we can't do it all on our own. We need your guys' help. So go ahead and share us out there and tell your friends, your neighbors, your coworkers, your.

Speaker: Tell your mailman. Hey mailman. You're walking the neighborhood. You need something to listen to. Listen to these assholes. They're alright. They're alright. They're alright. Hey listen, anybody with a job who can listen to the radio, you can pass your time listening to this. I'm gonna be honest with you. You truly can. This is this is this is this is we're crazy. **** it. We don't give a **** **** it. We just do **** it. We're tired of the **** **** it. **** it.

Speaker: Welcome to the third and final hour of the Wednesday night show. No, Cameron. Jeff's wife really didn't move to Europe. I don't think she did anyways. She needed to break it tomorrow. You know what? Apparently Jeff is making money because I has been gone. Maybe, you know what? Nope.

Speaker: You did good. You did good. I'm proud of you. I'm trying to. I'm trying. I'm really trying here, Tony D. I'm really trying, brother. I'm biting the hell out of my tongue. I think I might have bit that bitch off. You set me up. Not once, but twice. And I was just about to go in. And I was like, OK. Can't do that. Ooh, so. I'm like, Martin Morris. I mean, he's got to be.

Speaker: making the killing because she'd been up there for a good minute. His name is now Juan. She's been in France. Y 'all are disrespectful as hell. She's coming back, dammit, she's coming back. Glick ain't shit. I'm gonna start getting on you next, keep it up.

Speaker: You are not making this easy. You gotta learn control. How many times I gotta tell you? Jean -Pierre Luc. Jean -Luc Pierre. Man, she might have made the real pin part. In France, they call it, it's not the deployment. They call it Z -plowment in French. Jesus. Jesus.

Speaker: Oh God, I'm trying, I'm trying, man. I'm trying. You're killing me, Smalls. It ain't that hard, just don't do it. It is, it is. It's not that hard, just don't damn do it. I mean, but come on. You're gonna say what you wanna say and do what you wanna do, and you are. Let me help you out, let me help you out. You're gonna say what you wanna say, do what you wanna do, and here you are, by yourself. What are we? What is this, MC Hammer and the Addams Family Values?

Speaker: They do what they want to do. I love that video. I don't care who doesn't like him. Too legit. I told you, I saw that. It's not that hard.

Speaker: Not as easy as her, but just fucking goddamn MC Hammer duet on the podcast. You're welcome for that, folks. I'm going to play this shit tonight. Too sad. Too sad. You know what? Don't disrespect MC Hammer. Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, we got work to do, Sadie.

Speaker: Sadie Sadie Sadie. Nobody put out the Cantonadian signal.

Speaker: Hey, man. Sadie, Sadie, come over here. She said, I'm hyped up on maple syrup. I'll beat your ass, Glick. You leave her alone. I got mousses. You leave her alone. I know. I know exactly where she's a -booped. OK? Leave her alone. I know where she's a -booped. I know where she's a -booped. Good to go. I'm hyped up on maple syrup, and I got mousses. I'll beat your ass, Glick.

Speaker: Hey man, she got some evil music. You might wanna leave her alone. I'm gonna use you to apologize for everything from now on. Evil music? She's got some evil, damn it. That woman, I'm telling you, she will turn from Wanda to the Scarlet Witch in you. Watch her. I'm scared of Sadie. I'm scared of Sadie. I had no idea. I'm gonna tell you like we're gonna tell Izzy on one of his broadcasts. Please forgive me of all my sins.

Speaker: That motherfucker always had me dying. That fool rolled up in our podcast in the very beginning and when he was like, they came up with, I don't know if it's a he or she or whatever, but was like. We know, we know, we found out. We found out. We just. But came up in our broadcast early on and it was like, I wanted to hate you too so much, but you guys are so goddamn fun.

Speaker: We're gonna have me crying on Izzie broadcast one time. I'm gonna say some dumb shit she just put me on the hill. We're gonna have me dying. All the time, in the early stages of nonsensical nonsense that come up in there and just, that shit killed me. That message of, I wanted to hate you too so much, but you guys are awesome. But this is fun.

Speaker: Wiggle loves the craziness. Wiggle pushes the envelope. Wiggle needs to be in the comments on all broadcasts. Kind of faded out, man. Wiggle kind of disappeared on us. We got bands from so many platforms and pictures. Well, yeah, there's a - Listen one time, I'm like, let me use your email address. I'm like, fuck no, you ain't getting me fucked up. I hope it can't match your nose. Now today, Satan, the power of Christ compels you.

Speaker: We're gonna have me hollerin'. Lady, that project I asked you about earlier this year, when everything went through the shift, I need you to, I need to see if you can get back on it. Ooh, I got some shit planned. Uh oh, absolutely. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

Speaker: That Tom Brady ground jam right there. Man, I was watching that shit the other day, and I was watching that replay of it. I did pretty good interviews. People shared it, so I'm grateful. I'm going to do one for the women. I'm going to do one for the women. That's going to be fun, because I've seen some good ones. I'm able to pull up some old clips, and it's pretty good. It's not going to be as bad as the other ones, because I wasn't even finished with the bad one, but the guys, nowhere near.

Speaker: nowhere near. I got a couple good broadcasts I'm playing. She's doing skanks, perhaps. Sorry. Sorry. Nobody's sharing your fucking podcast, obviously. No disrespect. There's no filter. Sometimes things just pop into my head and they blow up. Like I said,

Speaker: I'm lost to it. Just go with it, Sadie. I'm lost to it. We just let Tony do what Tony does. So September 5th will have been four months. He's a special kid now. He's a special kid. And I will pretty much give up the mayoral title. Smile and nod, Sadie. I will give up the mayoral title on September 5th. Sam, anybody who's listening, just smile and nod. Well, yeah. Oh, Lord. Yes, Tony.

Speaker: Trying to get crunk for this football, Jeff. Who's trying to get crunk? Who's trying to get crunk for the football? I'm literally engaging. No, I'm trying to stay awake. I'm really trying to just stay awake. I'm engaging the Tony in his natural habitat. Why September 5th? September 5th should be four days since half shutdown. I mean, four months.

Speaker: And I said, I was gonna give a full month. Are you still fucking in mourning or perhaps? Yes, I am. I want my shit back. Fuck y 'all. Chapter 75, Reasons Why Glick Drinks. I want my shit back. Tony D. You're gonna get your own chapter now. Tony D. Tony D. is gonna get his own chapter in the book of Reasons Why Glick Drinks. Just so y 'all know. Oh, you're gonna have plenty fucking around with me. I haven't even shown you the shit I did.

Speaker: Tony D's writing a book. Listen, I think my mother has read through the whole Bible trying to keep me, Stephen Hill. Tony's going to write a book, and it's just going to be titled, Fucking Glick. Exactly. Chapter three. Chapter three. One time I was live. We was having fun, and this asshole brought up an informer and completely changed, flipped the whole broadcast on my ass, and everybody was against me. Go, go, go, go.

Speaker: Chapter four, I hate Glick. I hate Glick. Chapter 27, this motherfucking Glick. This motherfucker here, that's right, it's gonna be a chapter. This motherfucker here. Every goddamn time I try to do something serious, he comes to some bullshit and finds it funny when I lose everything. Does anybody notice a pattern with this sumbitch here? Tony D, I have,

Speaker: Four words for you, my friend. Take your time. I am the champ. You are your own champ. I'm the people's champ. Who's the people? Where the people at? I don't know. Thank you. Probably living in my head, but regardless. Even the people chanted the rock's name. You are not the champ. People chant my name. Where? Where? All the time. Right now. They're doing it. I can hear them.

Speaker: for the three and fours in attendance. Click, click, click, click. They're whispering your name, you suck. They're whispering your name, you suck. Yeah, okay. I got something for you Saturday night, Tony D. I got your new theme music. Oh, I love theme music.

Speaker: Oh no, I got your new theme music right here, buddy. Don't make me pull up my theme music for real. Oh, click, click, click. You're gonna learn. This competition time, fuck it. Oh, come on, give it to me. Let's do it!

Speaker: Remember, remember when Edge started this? You suck! You suck! You suck! What's crazy was when he went out with an injury, he came back, he wanted everybody to do that shit again, he was loving it. He was loving that shit, that goddamn angle music would start in the crowd with, you suck!

Speaker: i will give you i will give you an intro song i was really working on that i think i would like only because the music was dope i think this man walked down the highway the hell himself and was late first i just came around

Speaker: That's the wrong one, goddamn it. Hold on. You gotta wonder what's in that, that goblet? That's the wrong one. He said, don't worry about the fucking goblet. Fuck your goblet. Fuck your goblet. Damn, the goblet. No, I didn't knock this goblet out of his hand. Why would I? Yeah, I knocked this goblet out of his hand. I like this shit. I like this shit.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the bruise. That's the bruise intro. Yo, when Edge came back and when Edge came back and he mixed the bruise music with his intro music, that shit was fucking insane. I don't know what happened to Game Grille. I know right back, he's on TikTok broadcast.

Speaker: Yeah, Ryback has his own, has his own, well, he has his own podcast, but he started a company doing the supplements. Yeah, he is trying to do something. I mean, he was a good dude. They just, they dropped him. I forgot why. The big guy. Feed me more. I love that shit. Yeah, but they dropped his ass. Feed me more. They dropped the fuck out of him.

Speaker: No, I think he started his own supplement company and he's doing TikTok, got a podcast, still doing some indie wrestling and stuff like that. I think Gangrel's old ass is still doing some indie wrestling and whatnot too. So next Wednesday, Tony D. I have a new deep dive starting for you guys.

Speaker: Because we're still, like I said, we're still in technically, technically, starting tomorrow, we're in the burr month. So we're, you know, we're in that spooky season. So leading up to October and September, I'm going to do cryptids.

Speaker: like Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster. I'm not gonna do Bigfoot or Loch Ness Monster. Yeah, Loch Ness Monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about the Loch Ness Monster. I actually backed out that lake. That motherfucker's gone. We ain't never gonna find her. But you still want to see that? Yeah, we're waiting here to go see Blacktop Mojo, yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know.

Speaker: He's facing facts. Listen, he's facing the same facts. He wants me to face what happens. It ain't gonna happen. I don't know. I'm gonna wear it. They are busy. They out there making their money. No, no, no. They're coming. They're coming to town next week. Yeah, next week. Working on an interview with them for months. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Cam asked if I was still gonna go see him. I don't know. I'm gonna go see him. You're gonna go see him. I'm just in a weird spot right now. I don't know if I wanna go. Why? What's your weird spot? Why? You're going to a fucking concert. What's the weird spot?

Speaker: Horseshit. Horseshit. You're sitting here bored. You said on TikTok you was bored. You're doing videos because you're bored. Go to the fucking concert. But I'm also debating if I want to buy the VIP package. It's going to cost me like a hundred bucks to go to the concert. Because you don't know if you want to go to the fan or groupie. Make up all minds. All I want is groupie. I'm going to throw my panties on the stage. My manties. I'm going to hit Matt right in his face with my manties.

Speaker: No, no, I do want to go. I do want to go, but here's the thing. Uh, if I go, uh, the ticket, the actual ticket to the concert, it's only like 18 bucks, but the VIP package with the pre -show and the free party and the meet and greet, everything like that's $65, which I'm not mad at paying. I gladly pay it to meet the guys and, and, and, and, and, uh, hang out with them. But, um,

Speaker: I would take the next day off, but then more than likely, it's down by campus, but more than likely I'd have to get a hotel for the night because I'd probably drink while I was there and I don't drink and drive. So, I don't know. I'm weird. I want to go, but I don't know if I'll go or not. You're killing me. Take your ass to that fucking concert. Yeah.

Speaker: It's not like I don't have the money, because my dumbass is getting ready to spend $200 on a goddamn custom made nonsensical nonsense belt. But I'm going to make four easy payments of $49 .97. I say you have a lesser and wear your nonsensical nonsense shirt or your hat. I don't think I have enough.

Speaker: I am I would wear my hat and I'm actually funny you bring that up Tony deep because I am going to a local distributor probably tomorrow. I'm going to see if they can design a shirt that I that I that I kind of came up with and if they can how much.

Speaker: I'm hesitant to spend money on it, but I'm going to think about getting a bulk box with multiple sizes that I have on hand and the ready. And if people want to buy them, then they can hit me up and I'll send it to them. No, leave it on the merch store. The merch store is dog shit.

Speaker: It's not dog shit. Nobody's bought anything yet. You got to realize first, people had to go back to work. Second, they had to clear up the past. Third, you just got to leave it there. It's too expensive. So depending upon how much a bulk order would be, it really is. At the end of the day, teespring is really expensive. So depending upon how much a bulk, because, you know, some companies you could buy 50 t -shirts and basically you pay, you know, five bucks a t -shirt.

Speaker: Right. You know, if you buy them in bulk or whatever. Are you fucking crocheting?

Speaker: No, this is a headphones that I had on the plane and just wiping it down on the wall. But you know, which if I did that, I could make shirt costs a lot cheaper and then I could just ship them out myself. Of course. If somebody wanted to buy them. Of course. So I'm actually going to go there probably tomorrow after work. I want to try to go back in the gym. Unfortunately, setbacks, I hurt my back. I got poison ivy.

Speaker: blah, blah, blah. I've been out of the gym for the last couple of weeks, but I want to try to go back to the gym tomorrow, get back into that routine. Uh, but the shop that I want to go check out is literally across the street from the gym. So, so before I go to the gym, depending upon their prices, I mean, I'm going to get a shirt made regardless for myself. Um, but, um, you know, if, uh, if people like the shirt, then, you know, depending on my other prices, I'll order a box of them and get multiple sizes and I'll ship them out my goddamn self.

Speaker: Of course. By the way, my money's tight. Really good. Oh yeah. Speaking of which, Tony. Wash your hands, you fucker. Copy certificate for me. I don't know what this is. I don't know what that is.

Speaker: How many of y 'all still hanging around? These sons of bitches left me in charge. They must have lost their damn minds. I do have food broadcasts in my mind for the future, for everybody who's watching. Cam, we're working on Monday for the fantasy football draft. Smoke, if you're still there, y 'all need to know it. Me and Glicker here, that's four. I told Pace, that's five. It's in my chat, so that should be six, seven, eight. I'm missing two people.

Speaker: You didn't know I speak Chinese, did you? You don't. Um, no, I'm gonna, like I said, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna go there tomorrow and have the shirt made. And if you like the shirt, I'll, uh, I'll get you one and I'll send it to you. I'm not going to send one to Jeff because rehab's the other one I got to get attached to. Because goddamn.

Speaker: It's so expensive to ship out of the country right now. But yeah, but no. Tim Conrad. What's going on, Tim? How was the show, brother? No, I don't know. I don't know. Is it weird that you rock your own gear for like your own show? That's like mutual shit. Yeah. See, what you're going through right now is what I went through when I tried and went.

Speaker: You're gonna be optimistic about something, but you still need the support to keep it going. And that's what it feels like. Huh?

Speaker: You do need supportive people, yeah. Yeah, sure. You like the show? Don't keep it to yourself. Share. Tell people about it. If you follow us on Facebook, hit that little share button. You told people if they don't like the show, they're at the door. They took the fucking door. Yeah, they don't like the show. If you like the show, share it. Yeah. If you don't like the show. 400 members on the Facebook page. Where the fuck they at? If you don't like the show, well, then hate watch like I know you do. Hey, what's up haters? I do.

Speaker: We ain't talking about you. We doing our damn thing. You mad jealous like Tony is in my beard. No, Jeff got a call. I'm assuming it's from the missus and stuff. Jeff didn't get fired. He's not fired. If he's talking to his wife, he got fired. We'll be back. He won't be back, no time. He won't be back. He got fired. She's going to tell me he's not allowed to do the show anymore. I'm not BNC plowed, Jeffrey.

Speaker: There you are. Just like, oh boy, Ricky Bobby. Kiss me on the lips. No. No. Dude, we don't know what's going on with Jeff. He was here, and then he was gone. We have no idea. He's doing a single dad thing for a minute, so he's going to need a minute. I understand that. We got this shit.

Speaker: It's what I do. Those of y 'all that know me, know I do this. Those of y 'all that don't, stick around. This is Clippin' Hay -Havin' himself. I want my half speed. That's some of my new shit. I'm gonna do this shit again. Too legit. Too legit to quit. Hey, hey. Too legit.

Speaker: I was watching that broadcast the other day. When I did that, I did two hours on hammer music. You can't hate, I mean. Dude. You know what? You know what? I didn't realize he had that many damn videos. I'm going to tell you guys.

Speaker: MC Hammer, was he cheesy? Was he corny? Was it the 90s? Yes. It's the same thing with Vanilla Ice. People wanna shit on Vanilla Ice because of Ice Ice Baby. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You wanna shit on Vanilla Ice because of Ice Ice Baby, but look at this catalog. LL Cool J in the 90s was cheesy as fuck, corny as fuck. What is in Vanilla Ice's catalog?

Speaker: I don't know. Thank you. Ice Ice Baby. Well Smith has been cheesy and corny his entire quota. But he got a Grammy off the Spurs album. Did Janelle Ice get a Grammy? Or Grammys? Or awards from Ice Ice Baby? How many albums did he have? He had a few of them. I don't know.

Speaker: We'll have I think I think I think I think that I just got a goddamn award up from go ninja go ninja go go ninja go ninja go. The green machine is back. He took the lead took it like a man who else probably got an award. And for warmer and then I'm gonna keep them on down to a white, a Canadian white dude doing reggae music.

Speaker: Cleveland to be Jamaican, got an award. I hate to say it, but him and I need to come over and get on my nerves. Even though they were two good songs. Yeah, come to high depth. Oh, Sadie, I'm gonna tell you, your boy was on satellite radio when I was on the way up to,

Speaker: I think when I was driving to Pennsylvania. I said, oh, shit. Who's that boy and why is he her boy? Because he's Canadian. It was an artist that she introduced me to. We was playing music one night. And he popped up. I said, oh, shit. He's on satellite radio. He doing it now. His name is Storm Z. Yeah, you boy Storm Z. He was on satellite radio. I tell you, she was playing international

Speaker: hip -hop artist and he played him. I said, oh shit, that's an old boy. Cause I wasn't sure if it was him or not. And they had him and then they had another dude. I think he was from Africa. They had his raps are too short. I said, I can't even pronounce his motherfucker name. Oh, he's from the UK. Okay. Yeah. But I mean, it was good. You know, I told y 'all that he did music that first time you played. I was like, oh shit, I can deal with this guy.

Speaker: Hey, Tony, speaking of music and stuff like that, much like I kind of changed the game up tonight with State of Mine, and I talked about No Resolve and Drew Jacobs and stuff like that. Yes. Anybody that's not like a well -known rap artist or R &B or an artist that you like that's not super popular, let me know. Send me their stuff, and I can... I'm just gonna start playing random music. I think from now on, I'm just gonna say Blacktop Mojo. Please send me their show. I mean it from my show. Fuck you.

Speaker: You know what? Fuck you, Tony. Fuck you, Tony. It's my show. So fuck your music. It's my show, Tony. So fuck you and fuck your music. You're all going to die now. You know what? Never mind. I'm canceling my subscription to nonsensical nonsense. Where's the cancel button?

Speaker: Okay that was fun. This motherfucker told me to send him to independent artists so he could play. I was just trying to give like you know

Speaker: I got, I got banners and buttons too asshole. Fuck you, fuck, fuck you Ed, fuck you. I'll be the only one

Speaker: I'll be the only one picking music for the show. And I don't want to hear nothing about it. You're going to? You're going to. You're going to. I've always been the only one picking music. But I don't pick bad music. I think I've turned you on to some stuff you typically wouldn't listen to. I've been on a couple jams. I was going to say, you would have never listened to Blacktop Mojo on your own. No. I think Love Ballad, Mr. Love Ballad, you would have listened to it. But I think I surprised some people with the fact that I enjoy his music.

Speaker: shouldn't it most people are universal in their music no matter who they are. I was gonna say anybody who's listened or ever talked to me it doesn't matter where you know me from if you know me from broadcasting or if you've seen me broadcasting you should know that my um it's so catchy that was a good find on my part I'm gonna go and get full credit for that because I found that and I put it on here. When I used to do my music broadcast I was surprised the people who stuck around

Speaker: Yeah. Especially when I would start going crazy with my hip -hop and people were like, no, go ahead and do it. We missed that shit. Biggest of Roger Simmons, who was tripping me the fuck out. Roger Simmons don't do nothing but pray on the broadcast. When I play my hip -hop, I'll be like, oh yeah, I remember that. What? I had never tripped. What the hell did you just say? No, you know, well, when I was, and I hate to, you know, we bust Tony's balls for this and I'm not really tripping on it like Tony does about Haps.

Speaker: But, you know, when I was, I've always throughout streaming outside of when we started this podcast, I've always had music in the background. You know, it's just in the background. That's not the main focal point of my show, but people hear it and they're like, oh, who do you listen to? Oh, what do you listen to? And people like, you know, I'll listen to some hip hop or I'll listen to rap or R &B, rock, country, blues, jazz. I listen to everything. Like I love music. It's always, you know,

Speaker: It's one of those things, sometimes the words, how I feel and what I think don't come to me very easily but music is always there. So I listen to everything. So I've turned a lot of people on to a lot of things and I try not to listen to when I do go live or when I am doing lives, I try not to listen to

Speaker: like the big name artists. Like I'm gonna throw Black Top Mojo or, you know, Mr. Love Ballad or something like that on in the background. So when people hear it, they're gonna say, who is that? Never heard it. And I tell them, they're like, oh, never heard it. Well, check them out. You know, Rock Lee, EDM Combat, or my boy Rocky. You know, I'm trying to get people on his music because I'm trying to get this motherfucker to get his first album. Look, I didn't tell you all this.

Speaker: Yeah. I didn't tell you all this, but he sent me a new song off of his album the other night. I ain't playing it for y 'all because I'm not allowed to, but I'm not going to lie. I was, I thought about doing a, making a song with him when Rocky drops this album. Y 'all get ready. Cause cause the kid's killing it. Actually I am going to do a rare thing and I'm going to ask him to do me a favor and do a remake of a, or a remix of a, of a song that I'm loving right now.

Speaker: And when he does that, that will be on the show. But he sent me one of his songs that he's working on for his new album last night, and it's fucking amazing. So good. She liked the dance. She liked the way that I moved. I heard that damn pop smoke when I was in New York, and that shit's addictive again. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait. See, you don't know pop smoke. I don't see any dance. Maccabilly, Maccabilly. I was singing that shit then. Do the jean, do the jean. Christian Dior of New York.

Speaker: I just actually enjoy real artists and not jackasses. Oh motherfucker. Put a beat behind something. No, you got to have something going on with it. I agree. See, I do say to you. Christian.

Speaker: And I told them, I said, you know what did it for me? When I was watching that first season of Power Book II Ghost, and they played that song at the end of the episode, and they walked away. He was playing that shit. I said, OK, now I got to listen to this motherfucker. I'll play that song for a month. Fucking hip -hoppers. Fucking hip -hoppers. I actually drove by the neighborhood of one of my favorite rap groups when I was going to the airport. Yeah, he passed away young. A lot of these rappers are dying young. It's not good.

Speaker: That's because they think they're about a life that they're not really about. And they ain't definitely about a life that they're about. But when they get outside the neighborhood, it ain't what they thought they was. That's the kipper. You got to be like me. You got to be about that way. People fight different everywhere you go, no matter how tough you are. People fight fucking different. If you're from the north coming down south talking shit, yeah, you can fight, but trust me. They fight different down here. We don't mind fighting. Down here, they wrestle.

Speaker: big difference. Oh, look who's back. The owner of the company calls to answer. The company calls to congratulate you on being top dog. You answered your wife's good man. Congratulations. I thought it was your wife. I thought it was my wife. I would have just, she calls me on my cell phone. That was my zoom. My wife doesn't even know my zoom number.

Speaker: That was the owner of the company calling me, congratulating me on the links. I got clients set up on the new program. And he's like, I understand you have like 35 people. I'm like, yeah, I'm ready to rock. I'm ready to kill it. I have a goal in mind and my goal is a bit lofty, but I will not quit until I hit center. I have a goal in mind too.

Speaker: and they patiently await the words of their Lord and Savior. No, not at all. Not even at all. At the end of the day, my goal is $100 ,000 a month. Welcome to my family. You're damn right. And I want to be mad. I was just telling the boss. I said, I want to be mad when I only make $50 ,000. I want to be that guy. Those are goals.

Speaker: Well, and with this new program, it's 100 % possible. Yeah, the GWL, baby. Nerd.

Speaker: I tell you what, you know If if if you

Speaker: I don't know. I think how to word this. If you were accepted, if you were accepted into the WWE or after, whatever the fuck it is, tomorrow, what would you do for your theme song? I mean, you can't use the one you already did. That's a tough question. You gotta come up with your own jam. That's a tough question. Can I use any song?

Speaker: No, you got to make up your own. No, no, no, no, no. Let's say you buy the rights to big and rich song. You can use it. No, no. Because I've actually seen this question proposed on TikTok. And it's probably where you got it from, Jeff. No, I actually just popped in my head. But I've seen this proposed on TikTok. So any song, whether you don't have to make up your own song, any song. Like, I know what mine would be. What would yours be? I never did.

Speaker: I mean, it's obvious. Tony, what about you? Any song? You don't have to make up your own. Any song? What about you? Probably Danger by Blase. Oh, Jesus Christ. Tony's the beat. You suck. I will be Danger by Blase. Tony comes up to save a horse, right?

Speaker: When the east is in the house, oh my god. Danger, that'd probably be my theme song. Jeff, you probably know this, but I know Tony D. I do know that song, by the way, Tony. But initial thought, right off the top of my head, my favorite heavy metal band would probably be

Speaker: Okay, okay. Megadeth, angry again. Megadeth baby, angry again, that's what it's called. However, I kind of like - Tony D. Tony D, I know you heard - Another good one would be Cowboys from Hell. I don't like that, Tara. Tony D, I know you have no idea who Megadeth is, but look up Megadeth. Do you? Do you know who Dave Mustaine is? No. Look up a picture of Dave Mustaine right now.

Speaker: Don't tell me what to do, man. You should have been doing what I said, first and foremost. It's my show! You should have told me what to do. No, but I... Hold on, hold on. Listen to this voice. That is a good song. Just like the buying white.

Speaker: I haven't heard that song forever. I think I love that song. Dave Mustaine, for those of you guys who don't know who Megadeth is, Megadeth is my favorite heavy metal rock band of all time. Better than Metallica. Never sold out. Metallica is like intro to metal.

Speaker: But Dave Mustaine, the lead singer of Megadeth, is this little ginger haired looking, like he looks like a sweet little Catholic boy. Oh, that's fucked up. I'll be back. No, no, no. Not in a bad way. Not in a bad way. No, I gotta go do so. I'm listening. I'm listening.

Speaker: He's got red hair, he's a ginger, he looks like a - Like an altar boy. Yeah, yeah, like an altar boy. The fuck was that? He should have sent - He's gonna ask you, have you made - Have you prepared for Jehovah's Return?

Speaker: Yeah, you know, but like Jehovah's Witness. Yeah, like Jehovah's Witness. That is, that is my, that is Megadeth. Fuck Pantera, fuck Metallica, fuck Slayer. None of y 'all would be shit without Megadeth. I'll tell you what, Megadeth is excellent. And let me surprise you with a little something else. Another heavy metal band that I would put up there

Speaker: a quiet riot, baby. No, shut up. Fuck you. You would not have make it out for a quiet riot. Yes, you would. Yeah. No, you wouldn't. Yes, you would. I was going to say Judas Priest. Okay. Lead singer of Judas Priest.

Speaker: I did not. I did not know that. And to this day, to this day, Christos from experience, by the way, 40 years in the game, almost probably close to 50 years in the game, live in concert can still rock. Hey, the lead singer, Judas priest is, uh, has been a hundred percent gay his entire career. I did not know that. I would, I couldn't, I couldn't pull that fact out of thin air.

Speaker: I couldn't have made that up because I have more respect for the band. I wouldn't be like, they're gay. That insult? Yeah. Unlike Queen, who when Freddie Mercury was like, I'm gay, they're like, yeah, we know. We figured that out. Really? Oh, shocker. Wait.

Speaker: Sows Elton John? Holy fuck! Wait a minute. You're telling me Sir Elton John is gay? No. Dude, did you see that thing? Well, I got to use the F -word like some people that listen better on this podcast. That song with Elton John. And then later on they're like... It was like 25 years ago. I know. But Eminem was like, wait, he's gay? I don't know if he was being sarcastic or something. Yeah, since you're going to be a millionaire, Cam said share the wealth. Hey.

Speaker: I'm actually looking for employees. Come clean my house, Cam. You 14 -year -old. What was that? That's my filter malfunctioning, because you're like, come clean my house, you 14 -year -old. No, actually, actually, it is true. Actually, we are actually hiring. We are actually hiring. How do you sound is my question.

Speaker: What? What? How do you sound? Go clean my house, you 15 -year -old. I know, that's good. I agree, I agree. Not the best wording, not the best wording, but you have to think. That's why she's in Europe and you're in Mexico.

Speaker: Hence why, hence why my my filter malfunctioned and I made the noise that I made. I thought you were choking. No! I was like somebody go give Chris what I'm like I'm too far away.

Speaker: Who says that? Who says that? The start of the zombie apocalypse. I didn't get bitten and or eaten by a zombie. I was the first zombie. So you are still not right, Jeff. I still win. I win.

Speaker: I don't know if I'd call that a win, but I wouldn't also call that a loss on my point. I'd be like, well, Chris, you know, you're still a zombie, dude. But I didn't die in the zombie apocalypse, so you're still wrong.

Speaker: No, but you started the zombie apocalypse. So that makes you like Hitler too. I'd be the alpha zombie. So I'd be the zombie champ. I'd be the zombie champ. I can introduce myself. Wait, did you know I'm the zombie champ? I'm the alpha zombie.

Speaker: You see how I do this? This is why I'm the greatest of all time. This is why I'm the goat. I twist everything into my favorite. I twist everything into my favorite. You think I'm going to be out there with peasant zombies eating amongst the lower. I know I'm going to send my zombie, my zombie horde, my minions to come and go fetch Jeff for me. Bring Jeff back to me.

Speaker: you're gonna be drug back to my zombie lair and I'm gonna go Jeff

Speaker: But you're still a zombie motherfucker But I sit upon my zombie throne as the king of zombies Be gone lock him in the dungeon

Speaker: Bring me slabs of his meat. Just don't put ketchup on. Just don't use the ketchup. Medium rare, no ketchup. Medium rare, no ketchup. I like my Jeff medium rare.

Speaker: My zombie minions. Sir, how would you like your jet prepared tonight? Medium air. Just wipe his ass. Just wipe his nasty ass and she'll give down air on the plate. He's not even going to turn you over when he cooks.

Speaker: This chef is a little gamey. I just have fun with this. I wonder, because as far as you eat math, I tell you to eat my ass. I don't eat the booty like groceries. You might as well. You cook me that you motherfucker. I think I know where Tony's going for zombie apocalypse. He's going to the Heinz 57 factory. He's like, this is where I stay.

Speaker: I'm going to Canada or Alaska with the rest of the same motherfuckers like every movie tells me. You know what? That's not a bad idea. Alaska would be a good pull. Exactly. Yeah, but. But there's not really a place to hide. Let me tell you something. After Resident Evil, when they was in DC and that motherfucker was surrounded and even animals was fucked up, we screwed. No, you know what? Here's the problem with going to a major metropolis area.

Speaker: There's too many places for zombies to hide. So I'm with you on the Canada, Alaska thing. The only problem I would have with going to Alaska is that, you know, 24 hours a daylight bullshit. I'm not, homie don't play that. You need to see where the motherfuckers is coming from. Fuck that. No, I get that. But at the end of the day, I need darkness to sleep.

Speaker: Do you think you two are safe anywhere once I become zombie king? Oh fuck no, you know what I'm gonna do? I know exactly what I'm gonna do. No, no, I figured it out, I figured it out. Do you remember a while back we talked about that floating city?

Speaker: It's actually like, it's like an old oil platform that those people made into their own little country. You're visiting you? No, no, no, it's real life. These people actually, there's like 10 people in... No, it's an old oil tanker. We talked about it because it was back in the 60s, there was...

Speaker: This is an oil platform that just operates, just out of internationals. It was in the UK. And they turned it into their own little country. That's where I'm going. That's where I'm going.

Speaker: like one of the first quote unquote podcasters, if you will. And he was in the UK and he found a loophole. And actually it wasn't an oil rig. It was a military defense system, but he bought it. It was just inside of international waters. So the UK

Speaker: couldn't bust his balls. They couldn't get away. They couldn't make him go away. So you think you're going to be safe? That's where I'm going, because zombies can't swim. You don't think I'm going to have? I'm saying it now. And you're not going to be able to swim as a zombie, even though you did a Resident Evil.

Speaker: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna have zombies for you become a zombie. I'm shooting you in the face. You're gonna shoot anybody in the face Okay, first and foremost checker boss you are the first zombie I kill

Speaker: Cheddar Bob. First and foremost, Cheddar Bob, you're going to shoot yourself in the fucking leg and I'm going to be like, this fucking dummy. My first act of the zombie, I'm going to send my zombie horde to not capture you, not kill you, not eat you, just toy with you because you shot yourself in the leg.

Speaker: Just like, just like come within six feet of him and go. Just so you know. After like 45 minutes, I'm like, you know what? Bring it on. I'm done. Yeah. We can eat you if we wanted to, Jeff. We're not going to, but if we wanted to. If you become a zombie, I will shoot you in the face. I'm sorry. It's going to happen. What do you think the first thing I'm going to do as zombie king?

Speaker: You won't have to worry about it. I will travel the world to shoot you in the face. Who's the champ now, bitch? The first thing I do is create, is have my zombie horde, my zombie minions build a bulletproof helmet with like this cool ass fierce helmet with spikes and horns.

Speaker: Where are you getting these technologically sound zombies? Because my zombies are World War Z zombies. You think I'm gonna have brain dead dumb shit zombies running around? I mean, I will, but I'm also gonna have like, yeah, those are my zombie, that's my zombie hoard, hoard not whores.

Speaker: Summon me the zombie sluts. Where are my zombie sluts? I'm with you on every turn. What's it given? What do you say? Well, yeah, that's when we die, not if we become zombies. Oh, yeah. That's after I shoot him in the face. I'm going to hit him with a Molotov cocktail and scream, he wanted this. To his zombie horde, he wanted this.

Speaker: I'm going to have my smart zombies, my scientific zombies, you know, and my master craftsman zombies, you know, forge a helmet, you know, of a great king. Every king has a crown. My crown will protect my

Speaker: my beautiful zombie face and Jeff's gonna be like I'm here to shoot you in the face ping ping fuck that didn't work take him to my lair yeah see how that goes against the tank fuck your tanks no because I tell you what that's the safest thing you can do is buy a tank is to steal a tank

Speaker: how'd the how'd the tank work out for uh rick and walking that didn't count he wasn't driving oh oh it don't count he wasn't driving said tank it doesn't fit in the tank with him it doesn't fit your narrative so it doesn't count calm down joe biden wow i got all the answers like ronnie piper said just when you think you got all the answers that changed the questions

Speaker: This is my world. This is my world. I let you two live in it. This is my fucking world. Stop it. And this is why you're going to get shot in the face. So I can sit there and laugh at you and go, who's the champ now, bitch? Then I'll rise from the dead and be like, I shot you in the face. You're an immortal zombie. Pretty much. I'm the Highlander. Speaking of the Highlander, I started watching that show.

Speaker: Yes, it's actually still stands up to this day. I'm enjoying it. I'm on season two of Supernatural. I'm still on it. Is this your first time watching Supernatural? Yeah, I've never. Oh, no, actually, so I'm still in season one. I just got back. I just finished the episode where they went to their their old house and the black lady that's a palm reader knew who they were when they knocked on her door. That was

Speaker: Jeff, I'm patient zero. I'm the Alpha Zombie. You think the simple shot in the face is gonna kill me? Of course I'm immortal. Of course I'm immortal. You're not fucking Dracula. Maybe I am. No, I'm not Dracula. He was a vampire. I'm a zombie. Clearly two different monsters. At the end of the day, I'm gonna shoot you in the face, stabbing the heart with a steak, and then run you over with my tank. Just to make sure.

Speaker: I'm gonna park my tank on your corpse. I'm gonna just park my tank on your corpse and walk away. Like, there's your fucking chat, bitch. And then walk away. Well, then one of my zombies drives the tank off me and I get up and do the Thriller dance. And you're like, this motherfucker. Fucking, I just bite me already. Just make me one of you. I can't. I'm done. I'm trying. I give up.

Speaker: It's very simple. I will just kill you every day. It would be a game where I'd be like, oh, it's not am time to go. Time to go. It's going to be like, uh, what's up? Hey, welcome back to the show, Tony. I am legend. Yeah, you go for a chicken. I had to smoke a brisket. Is that code for suck a cock?

Speaker: I will have a schedule because the one part about that movie that's true is that if you're isolated like that you don't come up with a schedule do something every day at a certain time you will go fucking nuts so my schedule will be 9 a .m wake up shoot Glick in the face

Speaker: I'm going to masturbate a lot. Let me revise, wake up, rub one out, then go shoot Glick in the face. Alarm goes off 8 45, 8 45, blam, blam, blam. Time to masturbate. Nine o 'clock shoot Glick in the face. Wait a minute. Are you shooting me in the face?

Speaker: 10 a .m. Shoot, look again in the face. 11, run over. At some point, at some point, I'd be like, stop shooting in the face, Jeff. But it's my schedule, Chris. I haven't killed you yet. I don't want to go crazy. That's going to be my excuse. But I don't want to go crazy. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over again. Yeah, it is a Catch -22.

Speaker: at nine o 'clock in the morning i'm sitting on the porch going you're gonna shoot me in the face again you're gonna shoot me in the face again i'll see you at 10 asshole wait you're running me at take 11 right yeah okay just just remind me

Speaker: every hour on the hour I wake I go outside shoot click in the face go back to doing what I'm doing then the next hour just like on the show we take a break I take a break from whatever I'm doing to go shoot a click in the face I'm just gonna go hang out with Tony because he's the only one not trying to chop my head off from there with the tank or shoot me in the face I'm gonna shoot you see

Speaker: We've already discussed I can't die. I'm the Alpha. You're going to die. I'm not going to die. Between Tony and I. I'm not going to eat you. We're not going to turn you into a zombie. I just want to come hang out with you. We can drink together. Between Tony and I. We're going to build your tolerance up. Let's be. Yeah, we're going to build your tolerance up, Tony.

Speaker: 9 .15, I show up at Tony's knock on the door. You ready to drink? Chip shot me in the face again. You know, actually, that's the best way to fix zombie Glick. Just keep beer on your front porch. He'll never bother you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do your best for him. Get a bunch of beer, set it on your porch, and then you have the protector from the other zombies. I was just hanging out. They don't bother you. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm the Alpha. I'm the king of the zombie. And I just sit on the other side of the door so Chris doesn't eat me. So see nobody has to shoot me. I'm not going to eat you. I'm going to be friends. I'm going to be friends. This beer is delicious, by the way, guys. Thanks. I appreciate it. This is my pet zombie, Glick. Hey, Tony, come over and see my pet zombie, Glick. Exactly. I mean, nobody's pet.

Speaker: I give you beer. I make sure there's plenty of people for you to eat. You're my fucking pet at this point. It sounds more like you're one of my minions and you serve Glick. No, because I have the house.

Speaker: But you're giving me alcohol. You're giving me people to eat. I give my dog drinks. You're my minion. You don't save me. You're my minion. You're my minion. You've joined the conflict. No, you're like my dog. You're like one of my dogs. No, you've joined the - I keep you outside. You serve me. I'm sure you have food and something to drink. You serve me. I'm sure you have food and something to drink. Yes, you serve me. And then I go about my day. You serve me so I don't eat you. You'll met everyone while they do it.

Speaker: You serve me, so I don't eat you at the end of the day. I still win. You can't, you can't, you can't. I can twist this all day long. I am the Donald Trump of this podcast, Joe Biden. You're fired. I can twist this into any narrative to where I win.

Speaker: Basically all I have to say to you is Doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo

Speaker: I win. Because I win. This is bullshit. In this clicks world, I let you live in it. I win. These rules are fucked up. I win. You can't defeat me. No, did you guys hear Beverly Hills Cop 4? Yeah. Joseph Gordon Levitt is going to be in it. Who? Joseph Gordon Levitt. Fuck with that.

Speaker: dude from, you know, he was in, he was in, uh, he was in the Batman. He was in the Batman movies. He was Robin and in the Christian Bale Batman. Uh, he, uh, uh, he did that in, in that movie with Leo DiCaprio where they went into your dreams and shit. He was in, um, Luke. What was that movie with, with, uh, no, he was in that movie with, uh, Bruce Willis. What was that? Looper.

Speaker: where he played young. Oh, that was a good movie. That was a good. Young Bruce Willis. Yes. He's in Project Power with with Jamie Foxx. That's a good movie. He's in Project Power with Jamie Foxx. I think it would have been better as a series. I think it would have been better as a series. Much like that. Project Power. Series with the orcs. Yeah, I thought Project Power and that Will Smith movie with the orcs. I thought that would those both would have been better as a series.

Speaker: He was uh in in in GI Joe. He was Cobra commander. That's right. Nobody saw his face. Yeah, but still he was. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did before he got **** up. He got **** up before he became Cobra commander in the first one when he got blown up or something. Nobody remembers who the hell was in the first and stuff from all the way as an old boy. Um five people from the first

Speaker: I saw it once. I was not impressed in the first place. So it's not not my top 10. We talked about the equipment but Jesus that shit was ridiculous. Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. I have a question. Have you guys seen the movie Constantine? Yes. Well, yeah. Did you know there's a post credit scene? I only saw that once. Now his ass need to be in Justice League.

Speaker: There is a post -credits scene that makes Shia LaBeouf into one of the angels. It's fucking dope. I saw it for the first time yesterday. It happens after Shia LaBeouf dies. A horrible death. Are we naming the actual actors or are we naming characters from the first Star Wars movie? Shia LaBeouf is not Star Wars. G .I. Joe. Characters or actors?

Speaker: Actors. I couldn't do either. Chan and Tatum, Joseph Gordon -Levitt. Lance. Marlon Wayans, Dennis Quaid. He played Hawk. Ray Park, who played Snake Eyes, who was also Darth Maul. And also Toad in the X -Men movies. He was. But he was Snappin'.

Speaker: Yeah. Ray Park was with Snake Eyes and G .I. Joe. Right. He was I believe he was Darth Maul in Star Wars. Yeah. And he was towed in an X -Men in the X -Men movie. The original X -Men movie with Hugh Jackman. Shannon Tatum played Duke. Joseph Gordon -Levitt played the Copa Commander. Motherfucker, Google and shit. No, not really. Actually, it looked like you read it. Sorry. It looked like you. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I was thinking.

Speaker: Um, but then the same guy who played the same guy who played snake. I got a wall away and meditate him. Oh boy. They play at a BCO. I know. What was his name? He's got, what is his name? Yeah. He played. Yeah. Ray Park. And then you had Dennis Quaid. Those, those, those are the ones I was going to pick. So, uh, you forgot the way in the rock Johnson.

Speaker: Brandon Frazier was in the first really? Yeah. He was who? He was one of the GI Joes. He was stone. Yes, he was. Yes. Also, also, also, also a guy that I'm going to tell you his name and I might butcher it, but I'm going to tell you his name. You won't recognize his name, but as soon as you see him, you'll know exactly who he is. He's one of those guys.

Speaker: Arnold Boslow. Yeah, he was... He played Zartan. Zartan, yes. Yep. Now, if you don't know who he is, he was Imhotep and the Mummy. Oh, okay, okay. Outstanding actor. I love him. Because he was awesome in Hard Target with Jean -Claude Van Damme. Yeah, yeah, he was the right -hand man in Hard Target. With Isaac Cobra. I just watched... It's the second one. Cash and I just watched... Cash and I just watched Hard Target about a week and a half ago. It was a good movie.

Speaker: Van Dam was the man in the 90s. Now it was Augie being the one. He also made the CEO survive in the game with Ice -T. That was a good one too. Unless it's all an ass movie right there. I don't give a damn what anybody says. Charles Dutton was the guy that played Rock on a TV show. He was a beast in that movie. The guy that played Steak Ice, where do I know that dude from? Ray Park. No. No, his name is Henry Golds.

Speaker: Henry, his name's not Henry, he's got some like crazy ass. His name is Henry Golden. Is that in the Snake Eyes movie or? No, that's the G .I. Joe cast, right here. He played Snake Eyes.

Speaker: So he might've been Snake Eyes in the real Snake Eyes movie too, which was a very good movie. He was in the real Snake Eyes movie. That was a good movie. They had bad reviews. Hell with that. That was a good movie. His last movie. Well, he was in that crazy, Rachael's TV show. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jeff. Yeah. Storm Shadow was... That's the dude that was in The Magnificent Seven. Actually, they don't even have him listed in the credits. I'm just now looking at it, but they don't have...

Speaker: I don't have Henry Golden listed it. Storm Shadow was played by Lee. Yeah, that's what she said. Hmm. Why would she say that? I don't know. That's how good she felt. Fuck it. That's how disappointed she was. That's how disappointed she was. She turned into a mumble rapper. Cuz there ain't nothing that's ever come out.

Speaker: This motherfucker's taking all my damn players. Who? Shit, I'm doing the fantasy football draft. Hey, Walton Goggins is in it. I forgot about that. Who is he? He's the asshole from the Ant -Man. No, who is he in GI Joe? Oh, he was the one that had snake eyes down there in the dungeon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, boy, I'm on the shield. He was a warden, Nigel.

Speaker: Uh, let's see. Nobody else really sticking out like a lot. Well, either way, I still was able to take on another challenge and successfully complete it. Yeah, with the help of Google. I didn't Google shit. I don't believe you. The only thing I Googled was the Henry Golden thing.

Speaker: Oh, uh, and I'll, first and foremost, Jeff, I, uh, believe it or not, I will admit when I'm wrong and I will admit defeat when I, when I take a, take it now. And I will never Google anything without saying that I Google it. I'm basically undefeated in all. Wait a minute. This guy, I know. Okay. You know what I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you a brother real soon.

Speaker: We're going to put that on the other shoulder. And when I look these schools, that's football. Y 'all going to be triplets. Y 'all going to be triplets. Y 'all better fucking, they need to learn. Tell them. Yeah. I am talking to the belt. Acknowledge me. Take a Sunday in the show, gentlemen. With that being said, I want to thank everybody for coming through. We are passing through our market. It is a week. They have us do have to get up to work in the morning. And this motherfucker is talking to his belt. Who is half of us? Because there's three of us. Well, he's over your home, so it don't count.

Speaker: Exactly, Cam. Yeah, shut up. Nobody asked you. Hey Tim, those were the days for me. Someone to. Well, Tim, if you're like me, you're never wrong and nobody has to tell you you're wrong. So there's that.

Speaker: I tell you, you're wrong all the time. Why did you tell me you were just sitting with a Michael Myers mask on? I would have had you come up in here and you can just sat there smoking. I were talking about that Monday night. No, he's not. Yes, it basically, yes, Tim, it does. These motherfuckers take it forever. What motherfucker? Everybody shit talks like it was forever on a fucking draft.

Speaker: Chris, you're a Swayze fan. Name is Movies. Go. Yes. How many? Hold on, Jeff. Hold on, Jeff. Let's go with five. Five? Swayze? Swayze?

Speaker: Oh, good. Knock out the obvious real quick. We'll go Dirty Dancing. We'll go. That's too easy. We'll go. We'll go. Low hanging fruit. Roadhouse. Like I said, we're going to knock out the easy ones first. Dirty Dancing, Roadhouse, Ghost, Black Dog, and 2 -1 Food with. Those were the ones I was going to say. Dude, you didn't say point break. You didn't say. No, no, no, no, no. Jeff, you didn't let me finish. That's why I said, but you got point break.

Speaker: You got that movie. What was that movie called? Kinfolk or whatever? When he was a detective, his brother was in that movie. Next to Kin. Next to Kin. I fucking love that movie. That's why I was asking about it. Do you realize that the chief from Monk plays the guy he arrests in the first scene?

Speaker: I was going to pick those in the outsiders. In Solomon's mind, Donnie Brasco. I mean, come on. I got you a little bit of dancing to one fool. You have black dog. I did forget about point and break. So because of Jeff was saying that always got to include the outsiders. Red don't get two points for Jeff. That's a Chris Helmsworth movie.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: But Hemsworth was fucking heartbreak because he fucking just made up with his brother. His brother's like, go get that bitch. And boom, this motherfucker. That was a fucking broke house. We're closed. You don't look like we're closed. Well, that's because everybody in here is having fun and they're not assholes like you. Pow! Fucking punches that motherfucker right in the face.

Speaker: I love that goddamn movie. The goddamn Family Guy episode. One of his, my favorites of his is a Disney film called Tall Tale. Where he played Picklesville. I love that fucking movie. He was gonna steal Dawn, Powder Blue, Solomon's Mines. Look at Jeff and his Google. No Google. All right. I got a bunch more.

Speaker: Random Rick was good. Yeah, Terry Funk was the man in that movie. I'm gonna give you that. What was that movie where he was like, he was like a stepdad? He was like, it was like a runaway dad or fuck, it's gonna drive me nuts. No. He was like a strange from his kids and they steal a boat and they're driving on their own convertible Cadillac. Oh God, it's gonna drive me nuts. That's Captain Ron. No, no, no, no. It's called...

Speaker: fatherhood. Suburban commando. Oh, wait, that's Hulk Hogan. That's Jesus. I love that fucking movie. I never watched it. Oh, it's a genius movie. And if I did, I forgot. God, these motherfuckers is killing me.

Speaker: What was that movie where he did with the wishes? Was that him? With the wishes? I don't know. It was like Three Wishes or... Hold on, let me look it up. I gotta look it up. It's gonna grab me nuts. It's called... Hi, Connor. No. Three Wishes. That's the name of the movie, yup. Is it called Three Wishes? Three Wishes, yup. Yup, Three Wishes, 1995.

Speaker: Jesus, you got a bunch of movies I never fucking knew about. Yeah, Big John Studs and Harley Davidson and Marvel, man. Yeah. Donnie Darko, I forgot about that one. Yeah, I forgot about that, too. How did you forget about it? You've said it six times. I never said Donnie Darko. You sure did. Big John Studs in that movie. There's a lot of wrestlers in that movie. The Rock has killed the movie game for wrestlers. Oh, shit. Green Dragon. Tony, you'd like that movie.

Speaker: 1114. I don't know what that is. I haven't seen. 3 to do you now. God damn. You know what? I can't stand shit talking sports fans. We don't know how to drive the fantasy football team. Hurry the fuck up. He wasn't staying alive. John Holter. Patrick Swayze must have been a kid. Dude, did you look at trading places? You know when he was in jail. Did you see who was in that scene with him? Gene Carlo Esposito.

Speaker: No shit. He was in that scene, he was one of the kids in there that he was talking shit to. Oh shit, Youngblood with Rob Lowe, he was in that too. I forgot about that movie. Yeah, him and Rob Lowe and all of them, they were like the pretty much the teen idols back then. Yeah. Because he was an outsider too. Rob Lowe was an outsider.

Speaker: That's a hell of a move enough to be remade. That's a hell of a move enough to be remade. That was an awesome cast. Stay gold, pony boy! Stay gold! That was an all -star cast. Yeah, it is. Every one of them was. Him boys had that. But next to Ken is like one of them. The Brat Pack, yes, Rick. Well, the Brat Pack, Patrick Swain was never really part of the Brat Pack. The Brat Pack was John Hughes.

Speaker: Yeah, it was basically all with John Hughes. It's Molly Ringwald. John Cusack. Yeah, John Cusack. Even Emilio Estevez. Emilio Estevez. Charlie Sheen was of sorta in there. Charlie Sheen was in there. What's his name? What's the three Michael... Basically anybody that was in the movie, The Breakfast Club.

Speaker: Nearly west of those. Judd Nelson. Judd Nelson. What was a little nerdy kid from, he played in Johnny B. Goode as well. Robert Downey Jr. was in that backpack too. Wasn't the guy from Breakfast Club, wasn't he else? No, it wasn't him. Michael C. Hall. Yeah, that's the guy. Yes. Michael C. Hall.

Speaker: what happened to him? Good lord. Oh, he's still got he's not he he did a he did a like uh ghost like he could see those kind of thing. Yeah. What was it? Michael C. Anthony? Anthony Michael. Thank you. That's why. Thank you. Thank you, Rick. Uh what's what's his name? Uh

Speaker: What's the one chick she was in that movie with? Anthony Michael Hall has actually done some roles. I was just going to say, Anthony Michael Hall and Ali Sheedy. They have some serious movies under them. Jeffrey TV show that they both were in multiple times.

Speaker: That we both enjoyed oh, yeah, that's right. They were both in Psych psych. I never watched that shit. I couldn't take it. Oh my god, that shit cracks me up. USA. She plays the best fucking serial killer ever I have to say she's a great actress all jokes aside. Oh, she killed it. Oh

Speaker: But she was in that, what was that fucking short circuit? I used to love that one. Oh, man. Yeah. I love that. So the court, according to Google, because I did Google this, the core BRAP hack members were Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, which was another one I was thinking of, Demi Moore, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwall,

Speaker: and our an alley sheeting. There were others like Robert Downey Jr. James Spader, but they were officially part of the they were officially part of the core. Yeah, pretty much anybody that was in the breakfast club was the Brat Pack.

Speaker: Uh, because it's basically because when they weren't filming, they were partying like fucking rock stars. Johnny five was alive. Damn right. Johnny five like motherfucker. I love that. She said, I love that. Who is, who, who is Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, Michael Hall.

Speaker: Yeah, it was in, he had a pretty big role in Halloween Kills, the latest time of the last movie. Oh, really? Yeah. What was that show he just did? Oh, shit. That's right. He was in Edward Scissorhands, too. He played the boyfriend. He just did that. He did that show. He had a show called John Hughes, basically.

Speaker: Damn it. It's going to drive me nuts. He had a TV show. I didn't think about it at all. I had a TV show that where he was like a, a ghost or like, no, it's not, I don't think it was aftermath. Wasn't it? Don't hurry up. Oh my God. I forgot about hail Caesar. That movie cracks me up. What round are you guys in Tony? Hmm.

Speaker: You're now around a pic 96 pretty much were halfway through that dance zone. That's what it is. Take this dead zone. Thank you. That's all that's all this shit. Yeah, but that was in almost fire was the other one. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, Rick. Yes. When's a Tony wins wins time trying to do his next show. I don't know.

Speaker: He had just called me. I'm thinking he wanted to do one out of the night tomorrow. His schedule, you got to go late. I can't be staying. I got to go to work early. I need to be at work early tomorrow. Yeah, his latest thing, Chris, I think is Halloween Kills for Anthony Michael. That's the latest thing. I missed the last one. Yeah. He did Dead and Tombstone. He was in Halloween 2018 movie. Yeah, Halloween Kills. He was in Halloween Kills. No, Halloween, it's just Halloween. There's Halloween Kills and then there's this Halloween.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, he had a pretty decent sized role, a pretty good role in Halloween Chills. Aftermath? I don't know what that is. Zapped? Zapped is a shit movie that's really terrible. Trojan War? I forgot about that movie. I put country.

Speaker: You shut your mouth! Basically. What the hell's in it? Oh, there it is. Oh, he did that war machine movie with Brad Pitt. It was not a great movie.

Speaker: Who is the vacation Tony? Who is the vacation Tony? I'm just saying. Everybody. Let me in Australia for three months after this ****

Speaker: Nope. Not today, Satan. He gonna be in Australia. Throw another wifey on the Barbie. All you people out there listening, if you do a fantasy football draft, know who the fuck you gonna pick, so those damn auto pick and all that don't take that damn long. Matter of fact, it's the commissioner setting my clock at 15 seconds. We talk too much shit to take this down long. Get to the point. You are not setting your clock at 15 seconds. Who ain't?

Speaker: I know what I want in the first place. That's my problem. You know, but that doesn't give anybody any time. If you are ready. Well, first and foremost, you can be ready all day long, but if somebody takes your pick.

Speaker: You know what it is? I've been watching too much sports. I know who I want. Only thing I don't know is the rookies. You think? But when I've seen a lot of these picks, most people aren't taking any risks. They're taking the bets. So play last year, you know what the hell's going on. If you've been paying attention to football, you know what the hell's going on. When you get up in, what the hell you doing? If I had the seventh pick,

Speaker: and we're in the fourth round and I have three of my picks ready for the third round. Like you said, I can't be Mr. Nice Guy, 15 seconds. And they're gone. Your fucking league's gonna be dog shit. I'm just gonna tell you that right now. My league's not gonna be dog shit. It's gonna be dog shit. Always everybody's active, it can't be dog shit. Because I don't have a list. First and foremost, I don't have a list. I don't need a list. Then it shouldn't take you long, that's my point. No, I'm gonna go, but I have an idea of people I wanna pick. I'm gonna speak for me personally.

Speaker: But if I have four people lined up for the third round and I'm the seventh pick and all four of them are picked before I get to my pick. I'm going to need more than 15 seconds to fucking.

Speaker: Grab him. Yeah, I know what the hell you're doing since you're such a fucking champ. Because I do. Bring your ass. Do what you got to do. Do what you got to do. You talk a lot of shit, considering I'm one of two guys that are paying for your portion of the football league belt. I know, if you want to. Thank you very much, man. Bring your ass. Leave it at a minute. A minute is more than. What is your league at right now? This one, I'm thinking it must be 30 seconds. I know one time we had it at a minute. And me and this commissioner, we were losing our shit in this other league. God damn it, if y 'all don't come on, I have my autoclits set.

Speaker: And I told them, if I ain't there, just click my auto pick and go. Yeah. No, I had my mind this year set at a minute and a half. For what?

Speaker: Nobody took that long, but you would run into the instance where nobody would take that long, but you would run into that instance where I ran into that instance. I'm the goddamn commissioner of league. I ran into that instance where I had a guy that I wanted and they got picked up and then I had a backup and he got picked up and then I had a backup to the backup and he got picked up. So I had to look at it. I had to look at my roster. You have to look at your roster and go, okay, I've got, I've got three quarterbacks. I've got.

Speaker: X amount of wide receivers, whatever the case may be, what do I need at this point, especially when you get into late rounds? 15 seconds is not cool for anybody. I don't care. Cool for me. Oh, fuck, I won. And then what's crazy is while other people are picking, while you being nosy, you can still scroll and see what the hell is available. See, I can do all that at once. My brain beat going. I'm just telling you, you're going to have a, you're going to fuck the league, royally. All of us are professionals at this shit.

Speaker: And we've been waiting on this for the whole summer. How are you not ready? That's the question. Because I have 900 other million things going on in my life where I don't write down. And we all watch ESPN. I don't. I don't. First of all, I hate ESPN, but Jesus. Of course you watch it because you're an Alabama fan. We all know you watch ESPN before the Alabama fan.

Speaker: We all know that ESPN and the SEC, ESPN is currently - You are so biased. You just said it. You cannot even call yourself a college football fan if you - I'm not, I never did. I never did. Yeah, I was going to say, if you don't think that ESPN is stuck in the dick of it. I know there's more people from the South than from the rural areas of college football fans than anything. I've noticed a lot of that.

Speaker: And when the first thing I said about this, I was a lot of y 'all college football fans could join a pro team in your state. Then I saw that some of them did. I said, okay, this is crazy. Are you really even a sports fan? Do you know anything about sports? I'm a fucking sports fan. I was gonna say, you know which college conference is the most well -traveled college conference in college football? I don't be caring, no. Yeah, you don't. Mine. I don't be caring. I want to say NCC, but I don't be caring. The what?

Speaker: the SEC. No, you're wrong. I don't care. It's actually the Big 10. Why? Where you going? Because y 'all can't win. Y 'all going over to the support them? I'm just asking. You do realize that the Big 10 has a phenomenal record over the SEC, right? The Big 10 overall owns the SEC. How many championships? Go fuck what's good. I don't know how many championships. Thank you very much. They have, but they do overall.

Speaker: Yeah, overall, the Big Ten, the only team that struggles against the SEC... What's going on, brother? The only team that struggles against the SEC is Ohio State. Yes. But overall, the Big Ten has a winning record over the SEC. Overall? Yes. And the Big Ten... The last time I remember the winningest college football team was... Tony, your answer to your question is 41. 41 for what? I don't know.

Speaker: I just asked how many championships the Big Ten has. Oh, 41. Thank you. 41. The Big Ten notoriously goes to the Rose Bowl. I don't know if you know where the Rose Bowl is, but that's in California. That is. And when a Big Ten team goes to the Rose Bowl, it looks like a home game. Alabama can go across the street and their fans will barely travel. You will lie. I'm a truth. Okay.

Speaker: The only reason you might be right right now is because most Alabama games are in Atlanta and Atlanta is pretty much Alabama number two. I've seen the Florida Gators play at home and their stadium look like it's a goddamn home game for the away team. I don't believe that. I had to see that. Wait, if I'm reading better than the SEC.

Speaker: Big 10. Thank you golf. All teams have as compiled of 299 teams. Is that right? What the fuck are you looking at? The big the big champion Oh 299 NCAA and football subdivision national championships as of March 2022. 299 championships total. As I said, the big 10 is. Know about 19 in the belong Alabama, so.

Speaker: Well, I mean, that's easy to do when you're handed championships. You should never have two SEC schools playing each other in a national championship game, but let's talk about how many times that's.

Speaker: A lot. You want to know why? Because guess who has the majority vote in the committee as far as they also have a bigger stand based on what we from what we see. ESPN is in bed with this. Are you over your complaint shit? I'm speaking. I'm speaking. I'm speaking.

Speaker: You can't handle facts. I can't handle the facts, but you complain about this all the damn time. Because it's the truth. It's the truth. I should have won with Maurice Clourette. I get it. I should have won with the number one quarterbacks. I get it. Other than that. Who should have won with Maurice Clourette and our number one quarterback? Who's y 'all?

Speaker: Ohio State. Tony, goddamn D. You see that fucking yellow hat behind me? You think I'm a goddamn Ohio State fan? You think I'm a goddamn Ohio State fan? What the fuck do you live? You live in Georgia. Shut up. You're an Alabama fan. That's what I'm going to do. I live in Alabama long enough to live in Georgia. When you become a zombie, Chris, I'm going to just dress you in Ohio State here. You know what, Jeff? I stand corrected. I don't care how much beer you give me.

Speaker: I don't I you're you are the first one eating. I'm not even I'm not even do you the pleasure of me. I'm going to I'm going to let my I'm going to let you I'm going to black knight you like in my holy grail cut off your arms cut off your legs just like the black knight happened and I don't put you in Ohio State Jersey and put you in the corner. I'm going to let my retarded zombie or eat you. That's not even the good zombies. It's not even the good zombies.

Speaker: What happened? Because they're Ohio State God. This is why you're an ex -wife. This is why you're an ex -wife. Jeffrey Hawk.

Speaker: David Jeffrey Hawk. Wow. They're full on zombie gods. That was full hate. That was full hate. This is why you're divorced. This is why you're ex communicado. And John. Dude, I'm waiting on episode four. Holy shit. He's got his coin. Yeah, I'm getting my coin out.

Speaker: I'm a Michigan Wolverines fan. Hail to the goddamn victors. But, but no, we do. We're gonna, we're gonna wrap this show up before

Speaker: Oh my God. It's kind of the last 30 or so minutes of just kind of shit. I was just trying to finish my beer, trying to finish up my oil plaque. What? You refused to end the show until you finished your beer. That's just hilarious. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, it's kind of a sin. It's just hilarious. If you open it. If you open it. Yeah.

Speaker: It's written in the bylaws, you know, and I don't make the rules, you know. The Creed does say, if douse one open a beer, one must finish beer before said show is ended. And if you are 11 into 12 beers, you know what it is, what it is. Well, you also have to drink an even number of beers. Exactly. I think that's the thing.

Speaker: Yes, you do have drinking in your number. And you also have to fit. Like I said, if you drink 10 or 11 of the 12 pack, you have to drink all of it. Yeah. I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules. I agree. You do make the rules. This is your show. You are right. So therefore, by the bylaws, as passed down upon you, peasants, by the king, zombie fan,

Speaker: Well, I was saying Ohio State fan zombie Tim, right? I refuse to drink that many beers in one night. I stopped myself at the third. What 12? I stole myself at the third beer. I'm done functioning alcoholic. Yes, I was going to say a couple weeks ago. I drank 40 on the show. They don't make no damn sense. And they were going down real nice. Yeah, down the toilet when you kept this.

Speaker: You know what? Yeah. Chris doesn't buy beer. He rents. I do. For about 20 minutes. I do rent him. Nope. Three, four beers, piss. Three, four beers, piss. Three, four beers, piss. It's a routine. What are you going to do? Judge me as you will. It is what it is. Live my life and then tell me.

Speaker: Anywho, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you Saturday night for a brand new episode after last Saturday night. Oh my God. Who's to say what the fuck is going to happen this weekend? Because this weekend is a three day weekend. I'm ready to do a show Friday. I'm ready to do a show Saturday. I'm ready to do a show Sunday. I'm ready to do a show Monday. Yeah, I have a life.

Speaker: As I said, as I said, uh, kids start school on Monday. Uh, so I have to go. School shopping, school shit. Yeah.

Speaker: I have to go over Friday. I have to go over and pay the the school because my kids go to private school. So it's it's not cheap. Yeah. No, exactly. It's not expensive. It's not cheap. But no, we do appreciate you hanging out. We'll see you this weekend.

Speaker: I may see you guys more than you see these other two gentlemen. Because as Jeff said, I have no life. And I've got three days of nothing to do. So maybe I'll come up here and just fucking hang out for no reason. But we will definitely be back Saturday night with a brand new episode of Nonsense. Look forward to the Bell King's fantasy football podcast.

Speaker: Uh Monday uh late afternoon early evening. I'm waiting on the general consensus. **** with the general consensus is. I'll do that **** it. Literally, just spend like 45 minutes explaining that you need to put your foot down. I'm down. You're down. I picked the day. I'm down. You're down. If you and I are here, you are. Yeah. I'm down. You're down. If you and I are here and people want to pop up during the show before Monday's

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Speaker: I think it's what I'm gonna wrap up Wednesday nights with blacktop mojo featuring Dylan Willer with their cover of audio slaves getaway car.

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Speaker: Bill and Willard show him some love. Let him know we sent you go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense. We will see you guys Saturday, sorry, Saturday, brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Jeffrey Hill. What do you have to say to these assholes? Deuces. Tony D.

Speaker: mother had you, mother made you, mother fuck you. You're goddamn right. And what that means is, ladies and gentlemen, be good or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Don't make me hit the button. Yeah, we know you would. Don't make me hit the button. Hit the button.