
This is a terrible time of year for me where all the assessments are coming due and the law is right up my rectum. But hey, it's interesting stuff. I now know way more about family law and succession law - this is why people call me 'the cool kid'.
Anyway, we know we have a duty to you people so we make sure your trough isn't empty too long.
BIG NEWS ON DESMOND FILBY - I finally was able to chat to a local who has had experience with Desmond being a bit of a freak. Yeah - he's a pervert.
Russell Brand is also a pervert trying to use the Bible to shield himself from consequences. But that might not work.
Cooker update has a few bits and pieces. Cookerchella will be (hopefully) covered by Dave. Speaking of Dave, Guru's face testicle is now public record as he turned the camera on. I saw it in court - it's pretty dire and apparently he's dying which is actually a bit sad. Bummer.
SovCits is very funny. Diplomat Dan is fucked. Check episode 164 (or part thereof) for a previous mention of this bonkers boy.
Anyway I am tired and I am actually writing this instead of using AI slop so just enjoy the damn episode it was lots of work!