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Speaker: Yes. Because it's Mark.
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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Happy 4th of July. Welcome to a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. I'm Glick as always. We got Tony and Jeff hanging out with me. It's the rare Monday night threesome.
Speaker: the menager trois, if you will, of podcasts. The uh -oh Oreo, where the chocolate is on the inside and the vanilla is on the outside. Check this.
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Speaker: I lied. I don't have Tony and Jeff in the house. Apparently I have. No, I'm here. I'm other people who don't know how to use their their cameras. You don't want to see me on camera right now. So the only visual that you guys are going to get tonight is. Oh, shit. I'm going to hit the button. I'm going to hit the button. I am. I'm going to hit the button. Hit the button. Hit the button. That's what you get.
Speaker: No, I did some spring cleaning, so to speak. I cleaned out the office. I have nothing in here anymore. The only thing I have in here is the chair and the computer, so it's so much better. I can actually walk through here without making a mess or making a bunch of noise.
Speaker: Also, I'm doing my little spiel here shout out. I don't think we give him enough love but a shout out to mr. Rock Lee combat for that kick -ass intro that How many times we hear? We fucking enjoy the shit out of that thing Rockley speaking of Rockley because I'm showing him some love Jeffrey. I remember you and I talked about this a while back Look what I stumbled upon today It's time for another one
Speaker: Keep it real Keep it real
Speaker: I was I was a busy little bee today. I just was looking for uh some I was looking to see if I can find some more of his uh it's time for another one and I stumbled across that one and I know you and I talked about how he did a Miley Cyrus one and I had honestly
Speaker: never heard it. So I had to start songs that actually have made it into my list on Spotify as opposed to the original.
Speaker: but as I said at the start of the show, it is, it is a, it is a Marcus birthday. So, only other America. Mark and in here, Tony, happy anniversary. Fuck you, Tony. You're Mexican. Yeah.
Speaker: It's a good thing we're no longer. I no longer go on Facebook because I made something today. See, I've been busy. Yeah, I made something just for 4th of July. Oh, here we go. I think maybe you guys might enjoy this. Maybe the listeners will enjoy it. I don't know. We'll find out. Let's see what it is.
Speaker: And it's gonna be here when you hear mother freedom start ringing her bell And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you Oh, brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue
Speaker: America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America America
Speaker: That don't get you excited for Fourth of July. I don't know what will. Oh, project. Little project I was working on this afternoon after I got the last
Speaker: the video parts I found that I had to write. Yeah, I found them on YouTube, but I couldn't find one that I really like. So I found a video editing tool and I'm not the best video editor in the world. So I just like, let me chop and screw. Yeah. Trim, take this out at this end. Connect these. Here we go. All right. Look at me. Look at me.
Speaker: podcast. Podcast host, extraordinary producer, editor. I think my neighbors are scared of me now because I literally borrowed my neighbor's big speaker. I was playing all the all the American songs today.
Speaker: You know, I was playing like I said, yes, that clip of me sitting there in a lift room just cranking up the Star Spangled Banner. Jimi Hendrix. They don't even know what you're doing, man. That's the thing. I don't know. No, they knew. I actually got several. Happy Fourth of July is by my name. They probably just think that the the little Lord of the Rings character Nick Storrs finally lost his fucking mind.
Speaker: Oh, well, they think... Calm down, Frodo. They think that every day. But I was playing America by Ranger Smith today. Just because it cracks me up. No bueno, mi amigo. No bueno. Hey, they'll live. I have to live with sickle to my own shit, so, you know, they'll live. They're all fun holidays. Oh, they are. Oh, no, they're wrong. Tony, did we disturb you?
Speaker: I'm looking at all these mass shootings during the parades. There's one in Illinois. Wow. Way to bring it to a boring bump. Shit on everybody. You're having all good time. People wonder why I carry you a gun. Tony questions me for carrying. I got a red, white, and blue hat on.
Speaker: I do. I got red, white, and blue shirt on too. If there's beer or cards or what? It's Budweiser, bitch. What a thought. I drink a real beer. Budweiser's about as real as it comes. It doesn't mean we're American. Sorry. I need to get my old English 40 in a paper bag.
Speaker: What is that? What is that other? What is that other cheap ass beer that everybody buys? No, there's that one. It's really disgusting. Is it like steel? Steel reserve. Oh, no. Steel reserve. It still sort of ain't bad. It ain't all that, but it ain't bad. Still reserved. It's not all that bad coming from the guy who told me to drink real beer when I'm drinking Budweiser.
Speaker: If I drink milligenia and draft, that'll put you on your ass. That's good shit. And she did good much. Yeah, MDD tastes good, too. That's good. Yes. Thank you very much. I love it. If I could get it more often, I would. I was going to let you gentlemen finish your info. I know we normally do our rant after the normal. I did my normal. There we go. Proceed your answer. I'm going to throw this out there. I did.
Speaker: Convenience, you two gentlemen, two days ago. We are on Twitch, Twitter, TikTok, we'll see this, YouTube. If you got a problem with us, get your ass up here today. It's Independence Day. Let's go ahead and clear your fucking emotions. Get the fuck up here. That's actually, that's exactly what I was telling. That's a nice little segue.
Speaker: I was telling Jeff before the show, as far as like all the drama and shit that goes on on all these other apps and stuff that you're involved with and whatnot, Tony.
Speaker: I was told I broadcasted two hillbillies three times a week and it's hilarious. So here are my hillbillies. But it's also true. Jeff also says, I don't lie. Nobody messes with my hillbillies. Nobody messes with my hillbillies. God damn right. Tony said they're going, keep my fucking hillbillies at your fucking mouth. As much as they want to be in your mouth, get your ass up and cover each other now.
Speaker: I know that I know there's a lot of people that can confuse my name with a dick and can't keep it out of their mouth but with that being said we're not going to entertain your drama we're not going to entertain your bullshit if you've got a problem with either one of any one of us three in here
Speaker: You know where to find this three times a week. So you are more than welcome to come up in the chatters box. Speak your mind. Hell, maybe even if I'm feeling a froggy, I'll bring you up on the show. But other than that, all the other nonsensical drama that's going on out there and all these other platforms, all these other solutions. I'm a true professional. I'm a true professional, Tony. All that other shit. We're not going to speak your names. We don't have to. You know, you're a fucking loser. You know, you're nobody. But here we are every week doing our thing. We're going to continue to have fun. We're still going to.
Speaker: We're, we're still going to save him. Get the hell up here. In all seriousness, if anybody, anybody has a problem, we will send you a link and we'll give you the platform to say your piece. Uh, don't be surprised when we tear you to shreds, but, but that's as long as your boyfriend lets you have your balls out of his purse. Your fucking girlfriend's purse or your mommy's purse.
Speaker: Y 'all missed Thursday night. Y 'all missed a Thursday night. I had to lay a motherfucker slap y 'all. What the hell? Slap nuts? There you go. Be careful. Don't spill it on your way out, please. Hey, little lady. How you doing? How you doing?
Speaker: Yeah, both of you. That's right. Hey. Word. Later on, later on. Don't take it personal. Don't take it personal. She said that to everybody. Later on, she's got to jump up on here and have a conversation about stranger things with me. This is what you got to realize about friends. This is what you got to realize about friends and family. When your kids realize they see who you're talking to and they can hear their voice really and put a face to it, they're done. Now you go ahead and talk to them. Oh, yeah. My kids know exactly what you guys sound like. Is that Tony? Is that Chris? Where's Tony?
Speaker: Yeah, I was I was telling the cash the other day that we were gonna let the boys do it like a little half hour nonsensical nonsense junior down the road and he's like, what are we gonna talk about? I was like, I don't know. You guys will figure it out. It's only half hour. We're gonna put you on screen and we're gonna do what you do to us. We're just gonna pop in and be like, hey, hey, hey. Hey, talk about this.
Speaker: I'm gonna get my Bluetooth speaker and crank up fucking a TV show on Xbox. I'm gonna start watching. Oh, speaking of, yeah, Stranger Things, I've heard all about it. And now it's like, well, I guess I'm not gonna start rewatching it. But I finally watched The Gentleman today.
Speaker: OK, OK. Richie movie. Good fucking movie, right? It was a great movie, but God damn, if it wasn't confusing this shit, it was a guy, Richie movie. Yeah. The problem with Guy Ritchie movies is you have to watch him a couple of times. Guy Ritchie, Guy Ritchie, much like, hey, what's going on, Jeeves? Guy Ritchie, much like much like Quentin Tarantino. May we bring Jeeves up, please? Can we bring Jeeves up here, please? I need his info. Yeah. And if he wants to. Jeeves, you want to come up? Why are we bringing Jeeves up?
Speaker: The words of Anita Baker, just because.
Speaker: I feel like if I say anything against that, I'm gonna be a racist like Jeff. No, Guy Ritchie, much like Quentin Tarantino, Quentin Tarantino, you know how he's telling five different stories all at the same time? Guy Ritchie is the same way, but they're more thought -provoking. You gotta follow along.
Speaker: because you're trying to figure because you're trying to figure out like uh where the twists and turns are coming where you almost kind of know where Quentin Tarantino you know that what's going to you know how it's going to go down but the gentleman was uh my man my man uh fucking uh uh Hugh Grant fucking knocked him down the park you don't recognize him at first no at first i thought that was uh uh he he was the movie guy right yeah he was the guy telling the story
Speaker: At first, I thought it was Guy Ritchie, because Guy Ritchie sneaks himself into all of his movies, but like incognito, kind of. It took me a good 20 minutes. But then it took me a minute. That was Hugh Grant. I was like, holy fuck, Hugh Grant. Yeah, once it dawned on me who it was, I was like, hell yeah. Dude, I loved Colin Farrell in that movie.
Speaker: He was killing me. Oh my god, he's so funny. But old Jax, what's his name? Charlie Hunan. Charlie Hunan. He fucking killed it, too. When he's up and gets that gang and he's trying to get that telephone, he's like, I got a full bag for you. And like, why don't you drop that bag? And he pulls out that fucking monster MPI. It's an older movie.
Speaker: It's been out for a few years, so it's on Netflix. Check it out. It was really good. I was watching that today while I was doing all the behind -the -scenes shit that I normally do. The twists are good. Yeah, I woke up this morning and I got up. I said I hurt my back. Guess who thought he was still going to go to the gym today?
Speaker: Slap no sense for yourself. Yeah. I got about 10 minutes into a workout. I was like, yep, can't do this today. I knew that I was just trying to, I was like, I'm not going to do anything when we're back. I'm just going to do my, my upper body. But I couldn't get position on the equipment without every, every time I would, you know, push, push way down, it was just like.
Speaker: As a kid, you see your parents are like, oh no, he's old. He's old. But in your mind, when you're that age at 40 and 80 for Tony, you don't feel 40 plus. You still feel like you're 25. That's what I'm guessing. I knew he was old as fuck.
Speaker: I mean, Jesus. He was born in 1780. I don't know. Do the math around the ground. Like my brain, my brain and my sense of humor is like 14. My body is 90, but feels like it's 20. It feels good to be the young one in a group for a change.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. Jeffrey, you have brought it up multiple times. I'm older than you. Well, no, you can't take a shit back. You can't get technical with it now. No, no, no, no, no. But I'm the middle child once again because Mr. Tony is older than I. What are you, Tony? 49.
Speaker: man older you you you you you you have the the Napoleon thing here's the thing Chris this is what you see you see me you see a slight distance into your future
Speaker: and I see a slight distance in my future when it comes looking at Tony. You know, not necessarily in the things we do, but in the sense of I throw out my back, footing on boots. Well, I actually, I just aggravated my sciatic nerve because I wore my wallet, I put my wallet in the wrong pocket and sat on it. But
Speaker: It's a real thing and it's a real thing and it was one of those things that I struggled with a lot and then I went and we when I was doing that pest control for that company up here, he's got his chiropractor and friend. We went over there like right after I started and he was like showing me some different things techniques for like bending and crouching and walking and stuff like that.
Speaker: and he seen where my wallet was and he was like, let me ask you something. Is your back ever bothering you? And I said, yeah, I mean, bother me a lot. And he's like, no, where it's like right in your hip and it shoots down your leg and up to your side and stuff. And I said, yeah, he's like, you're aggravating that sciatic nerve because your wallet's on the wrong side. He's like, change the side, which was tough for me to do because I've always worn it on my right side. So then I start once I changed it up, man, it was
Speaker: Yeah, like that right now, you know, there was a thick is your wallet. It's pretty thick. Yeah, man. I'm fucking daddy war bucks over here, man. I got money for days. I don't, I don't carry cash. Number one, you know? Yeah. Well, I don't carry cash. I got a leather trifold with the Velcro.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I have a I have a I have a trifold leather. It's it's actually it doesn't have Velcro on it. No, how embarrassing would that be at 40 years old every time you go to the store? Stop looking at me. This is my show. I'm a big boy. Velcro and I'm like, that did pull was really cool, but it's got Velcro. I'm not going to. Yeah.
Speaker: No, it's a leather it's actually
Speaker: I can't. No, but I do. It is a Cleveland Browns wallet, but it's brown leather that has like a punch. I literally have my two IDs, my driver's license, my ID, my driver's license, my ID, and my credit card. That's it. I got.
Speaker: cards and shit like that and driver's licenses and yeah, I don't I don't buy very rarely do I keep cashing it not enough cash when when I do have cash, I think I got like 19 bucks in my wallet right now. So anybody wants to rob me, you're gonna get $19. You're gonna get you're gonna get you're gonna get you're gonna get two gallons of gas. Congratulations, you dummy. I don't carry cash for the simple fact that I spend it.
Speaker: because I'm like, I forget I have it. So it's good that I have cash. I really do. I forget I have it. And then one day I'll be at the gas station and and actually like open my wall all the way. I got cash. There's my card anyways. Yeah. And then you forget. I'm going to say this. That was a Friday. What's going on with him? America, baby. It was, but Jesus. That was Friday, right?
Speaker: Yeah, it was. But you know who else is still getting a fat paycheck every year? What happened? Ken Griffey Jr. Really? He deserves it. Yeah, he's actually getting more than Bobby Bonilla every year. He deserves it. Oh, I ain't disputing it. As a person that doesn't know a lot of sports people, I do know who Ken Griffey Jr. is, so. Ken Griffey Jr., Dale Strawberry were my two favorite baseball icons. That's it. That's my list.
Speaker: I can't argue either one of those names. Yeah, that is my list. Y 'all can have everybody else. Bobby Bonilla is 55, I think. I mean, we don't play baseball and we still make it last. But he signed a contract with the Mets every year. And he's been out of baseball for years. But every year, July,
Speaker: First, I think it is. Yes. He gets $1 .9 million from the Mets. OK, why? So 2035. Until 2035. He started in 2011. He gets that money until 2013. It's just a contract that he signed. Can you please guarantee money? Because baseball. He's going to have to sign a contract. That's one of the ones. Because baseball, they don't have a salary cap. Oh, OK.
Speaker: And like the one of my oldest to play, I want him to play just going to feel to get your decent. Yeah. Like the Yankees, the Yankees will buy championships. They'll buy players like towards the end of the season to make their playoff run. So, you know, they in a lot of the, with baseball contracts, unlike football, their contracts are guaranteed. Right. Yeah. So the money ball way anymore. So you, you, you sign out, you, you sign a, uh,
Speaker: Uh Jeff, what the **** you got going on behind you? Oh, it's the my fan is blowing my ****. Oh, I thought you had a ghost now too. Now, over here on the other side. I have a fan on the other side. The boyfriend was getting jealous and he was on. My fans blowing the **** Tell your **** boyfriend to get the hell out of the podcast. There's only room for one ghost around here. Let him know, Frank. Let him know, Frank. No, I have to have a fan on what I mean because this is the room for the
Speaker: two ghosts. I'm out. I can handle one. two ghosts. I'm out. He's going to pull. He's going to pull a J buddy on us and just dip. No question. This motherfucker. We brought J up last week and we probably maybe he was hanging out **** and all of a sudden, he's like, later, just clicked on just god. No, hi, bye. Kiss my ass. Thanks for having me. That actually reminds me of something that happened last week. So, I told you
Speaker: He was driving down the road and a car pulled out in front of him. Well the court, the guy that owned the car that didn't have the money to pay my due, so the court said he gets the car. And he brought the car home and it's just a little, I'll send you guys pictures, it's just a little opal. Nothing major, you know. It's a
Speaker: a European car, but they actually call them Chevy's here. They're actually manufactured by Chevrolet, but it's just a little, it's kind of like the full version of that. Chevy playing Mexico, but it's not like tornado. The tornado that you were telling me I shouldn't buy, that same tornado. It's kind of like that, but it's a hatchback.
Speaker: And the front end is messed up. Well, we were goofing off with it because if you drive it, you let go of the wheel at like two miles an hour, it will pull you up onto the sidewalk. Well, that's why the guy hit him. Well, no, it's because where he hit it with the bike. So we looked at it, and one of the shock towers is slightly higher than the other.
Speaker: So we were like, and the one driver side shock is slightly bent. And on a whim, as a joke, we were like, hey, let's switch the two shocks from one side to the other. And we did it, and the fucker drives as straight as an arrow now.
Speaker: I'm surprised you weren't like, hang on a second. I got a homemade torch in here. We're going to heat up the metal. We'll straighten this stock out and we'll shorten this one. I literally called my brother who's a mechanic and I said, Hey, have you ever heard of this happening? He's like, dude, you work on a million cars and that'll happen once.
Speaker: He says, I've never seen it actually happen. This thing, I literally drove it at 60 miles an hour without hands on the wheel and went straight as an arrow. Blew my nuts. I didn't do nothing to myself. I wouldn't have done that. Well, obviously I had my hands hovering, but just in case. I had my hands hovering. I was double fisting, double barrel the beers, the motels. We got it working. And we went to the store to test it.
Speaker: And while we were there, we picked up beer, came back, and we started drinking. And they were like, we should test it more. But we're six beers in each. So we're like, yeah, we better try it tomorrow. Six beers in, that's nothing. Six beers in for me is I'm ready to pass the fuck out because I don't drink anymore. Agreed.
Speaker: Anyway, where's your huge crown that you were going to be sipping on tonight? I don't have any soda to go with this in the corner. Let's store Dash Toni some pop, not soda. Please, please. Only one two liter Pepsi, please.
Speaker: I'll punch you right in the **** big **** You gotta remember, you gotta remember, you gotta remember, Pepsi down here tastes like **** Coke down here tastes amazing because they use real sugar as opposed to I'm buying you some. I'm buying you some. I use some pop while you're buying some dinner. I got mine. You got some more. I love that.
Speaker: but no, that car, the whole thing with the car blew me away. I'm gonna send you guys pictures of the car. Speaking of pop. Yeah, go ahead. For an independent state 4th of July, reach around for YouTube Quicks. Okay. That get fixated and fascinated with one thing. I got you the chicken and shrimp from Outback. Remember a while back, we were doing the deep dives on the... Deep dives.
Speaker: on the amusement parks. And the first one I did was the Shawnee Park in West Virginia with the Indians and the kids and the stupid girl on the swing set. Swing set in the middle of the fucking road, apparently. It wasn't a swing set first and foremost. Stop being fixated on that. It was a carnival ride. It was the big round circular swing thing that you sit on. Where does the fucking truck come from?
Speaker: Well, again, as I said, it was 1920s. This place had two rides. It had a carousel and it had the swing. And like I said, it's the big swing. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. So they were still building. They were still doing the park and everything. Right. The driver was delivering pop to one of the concession stands that was right over by the swing.
Speaker: Well, he wasn't paying attention and backed into the way of the swing set that their little girl was riding. So she's going, wee, wee, wee, wee, bam. Right to the side of a truck. Came over, dead girl. Now we have a ghost. Is that something to laugh at? No, but is it funny? Because I can picture it as a cartoon.
Speaker: Good. What if she's seen it and she's just like, weee! Weee! No, why is that you? Hey, look, that truck's getting over close. Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee! Weee!
Speaker: That's what happens when you order pop. That's what happens when you order pop from Acme. Yes. They back into your. So, they're your little clarification for your **** story. Now, it makes sense. The concession stand was actually like right by the swing. Okay. So, there was actually a there was there's actually a show on Netflix that mister William Shatner is
Speaker: And, uh, the first episode was terrifying the places. Well, that came up and I was like, Oh, Shawnee park. I know what that is. I was like, I got these motherfuckers now never fail. I will always get the answers for you. I may not have them at the present moment in time, but I will get them eventually.
Speaker: The problem with you telling that story is you just kind of let that truck just kind of slide right on. Yeah well that was just it was not a it was not a focal point of the story. Yes but it shouldn't. That's why I tried telling you guys it wasn't a focal point it was you know there was a lot of things that just I mean
Speaker: Let me breeze past the Indians killing his kids and then stringing the one up and catching them on fire. And then him getting a posse together and killing all the Indians. That makes sense because that was the time and that shit happened. But a truck come out of nowhere. It didn't come out of nowhere. And I told you guys that it was making a delivery. It came out of nowhere. It wasn't even a real truck. It was a ghost truck. Oh, I guess. But they did gloss right over it. They were like, and this truck came out of nowhere. It was a ghost truck, Tony. And that's why it came out of nowhere.
Speaker: that's how I got the answer. Frank was telling me he was actually like, hey, look, okay. So, I know this has been driving you crazy. Yeah. This has been driving you crazy. So, I was driving. I was a ghost back then and that was my ghost truck because in life, that's how I die. Yeah. I, I was a terrible truck driver in my, I forgot to set my brake and I rolled off the side of a cliff like the Disney pushing the lemons off the side of his
Speaker: So, every once in a while, I go to random amusement parks and I just back into people. I just show up out of nowhere. Poop. Here I am. Bang. You're dead. I'm gone. A lot of reverse pain. Fuck your swing set. Fuck your swing set.
Speaker: Oh, cocaine's a hell of a drug. Yeah, I said that. Oh, wait, what? Hello, Richard Rafferty and Tony in our conversation about, like, Chappelle and Rick James and all that on one of our... You don't imagine me trying to fight Charlie Murphy? Hell, no. You gotta kick Charlie Murphy.
Speaker: Charlie. Charlie Murphy story of Prince and Charlie Murphy playing basketballs. Don't drag me up. Blouses. He said blouses.
Speaker: Uh, no, I, uh, as soon as I heard that, I, I messaged both of you guys in our group chat and I was like, ah, fuckers, I got you now. I know the answer. We all in knowing Glick knows and sees all. Uh, you were talking about watching that show. I did watch, but I started to watch a new show and I found it by accident on Facebook. It's called the good wife.
Speaker: This show is a bold as fuck. It is. I'm on season three already, but I saw a clip of it. And I'd seen the poster many of times on Friday. That's a weighty show, by the way. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. It takes place in like 20 minutes. Jeff. Jeff's got... He's on it. He's on it. He's got his men stroll cycle. Yes. He's sitting there eating chocolate ice cream, watching The Good Wife.
Speaker: No, it's like a law firm that she works for. Yeah, it's actually really good. I'm actually really enjoying it. I'm watching that and I found another show that I'm going to start watching next. It's called Private Eyes. I'm watching you. Oh, sorry. It starts one of the dudes from 90210.
Speaker: now all I have are creeper songs like that now it's like now I'm thinking the private eye and I'm thinking of some somebody's watching me the police every step you take but Tony have you watched stranger things yet negative oh my god
Speaker: I have nobody to talk about this. I'm a weekly episode kind of dude. This is very teenage girly ladies and gentlemen. I'm a Disney plus Marvel TV show dude. They're doing a big plus for it.
Speaker: doing superheroes and all demographics and I will admit. Yeah, that's something I was going to say. Shout out to, shout out to the uh the uh the brown superhero as they call her. She called herself that because I'm not repeating the jackass but
Speaker: Personified yet. I got I got trouble repeating what cat William said Something a lot worse because tomorrow for doing superheroes Marvel School It's enjoyable, but it's a little They get sidetracked a lot
Speaker: It's two teenage girls outside of everything else. And DC comics, DC universe. Y 'all got some fucking work to do because y 'all had multi demographic characters as well. We had a patch of chief. We had samurai. We have black lady. I actually do the blue beetle movie and it looks straight. The pictures and stuff like that. The costume looks amazing. Thank you for interrupting my thought content to this shit. Have you all seen that green lantern trailer?
Speaker: No, I haven't even heard of it. I wanna Google it. Guess who they got playing the Green Lantern that I saw? Is it Michael Jordan's son, Michael B. Jordan? No, it was Michael C. Jordan. Oh, Michael C. Jordan. Ah, Michael B. Jordan's son. The guy from Bones is the Green Lantern. The guy from Bones.
Speaker: If you watch the TV, she bones. The white guy. Yeah. Yeah. Angel Angel for money. It looks pretty good. I'm not going to lie. Oh, I'm really tired of everybody giving a Green Lantern movie bad reviews. I like the Greek. You all need Jesus, the intervention and the animal. That movie was not that damn bad, especially for a Canadian production. I like it. I fucking love it. But
Speaker: you know, Miss Marvel is is a is is a cool show for young girls no matter where you come from uh because they it's like a little role model kinda you know because she's a teenage girl and she's going through a teenage girl bullshit at the same time and trying to figure out what to do with these new powers and stuff. Yeah. Well, so, I mean, I thought it took a little longer to her. She still hasn't like blossom. Did you
Speaker: Arrow guys show on Disney? No. What's that Hawkeye? Did you watch the Hawkeye show? Yes, I did watch the Hawkeye show. How long did it drag out for that girl to take all the way to the final episode? Dude, first episode she makes an amazing shot. But she does train the entire show. Where the problem I have with Ms. Marvel is she hasn't really tested out her powers except for one little quickie montage.
Speaker: Oh, have you watched all the episodes? Yeah, well, I just watched the one where she's now in the past. Oh, I'm on that one now. But that one right before that one, dude, she had her powers on full display. Yeah, but the first, the second episode, she's supposed to practice with her little friend that she's got in the friend zone. Yeah, but I mean, in that one - She goes off and do it in a Porsche instead. Instead of trading with her powers. Fuck that Porsche. I'm gonna go play with my powers.
Speaker: Yeah, but if you were going to, if you had powers of some hot chick showed up at a Porsche, you'd be like, fuck these powers. This is true. I didn't think about that, but yeah. Yeah. And that shoe is a 40 year old man, 41 year old man, not a 16 year old boy.
Speaker: I know you. I know you too well. I know you far too well. Let's go. Let me go. Let's go. Let's go. I got powers by the way. You want to see it? You want to see my power? I almost say something. I should have. I I do believe that if I if I did have powers, I would instantly
Speaker: I'd be a, I'd be a, I'd be a villain. No, you'd be the one and only superhero that kills themselves within 20 minutes of having their own battle. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. In all seriousness. In all seriousness. Absolutely. Because you'd be like, let's, let's see how far I could push these things. Next thing you know. No, no, no, no, no. This is not what you would do. Yeah, I believe that. Tony's only known to you a year. He already has. If I had super strength, I'm like, I'm going to carry off an ATM. I'm just going to do it.
Speaker: I wonder if I can pick this building up and the only thing we're going to find is your feet hanging out like the Wicked Witch. I'm going to say I'm going to roll cars from here to Ohio. I'm going to find you under a building with your feet sticking out with your little hobbit feet looking like the Wicked Witch in Wizard of the Laws with Dorothy's house laid it up. In all seriousness, don't you think if you randomly woke up with powers or you find a bad moment? I think I would ease into them like Spider -Man.
Speaker: No, but you would 100 % guarantee you'd be a hero as opposed to a villain? Me? No, I'd be an anti -hero. I'd be like Deadpool. Here's the kicker with powers, and most of them realize this. Hey, corrupt. Not necessarily that they corrupt, but most of the people, when you have powers, use it to protect people and use it to defend people more than use it to annihilate people.
Speaker: Right. I mean, first thing I go after my enemies. The best thing you do is first you got to discover yourself and you realize people who have less than you are probably going to need your help. So you help. Right. But that's the moral conundrum. That's the moral conundrum. If you have more. I'm just saying I would probably become a villain. That's why we know now why Jeff is going to become a villain because he has no morals and deep inside he's really a dick.
Speaker: Like Adam looks real dope Jeff would show first thing Jeff would do if he had superpowers is randomly show up in my apartment I know right Let me show you something
Speaker: I have super speed, Chris. I just ran here. Don't you rug your super speed ass and give me a case of beer. That'd be really impressive. I'd probably show up with beer like, Chris, I got super powers at beer. Let's drink with you some stupid. Yes, exactly. That's his whole point. I'm not going to die, but I'm going to record this because this is going to get a lot of clicks. I need you to tell me what you're saying. Where are you going? It doesn't matter. Yeah.
Speaker: going to kill himself. This is going to get a lot of clicks on our YouTube channel. Oh **** I would be too. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a click from nonsensical nonsense. Jeff just figured out he has super powers. We're going to watch you die. This has been 45 minutes. Get your asses up here.
Speaker: yeah everybody i know you're watching get your asses out on the nonsensical nonsense podcast bring your asses
Speaker: I think teleportation powers would be pretty, would be pretty bad ass. But it seems like, you know, every time somebody, you see somebody with those, those types of powers, they're limited to, they can only go where they could see. But I wonder if you could manipulate the power and look at a video of like Vegas. Like I'm watching a video of Vegas on YouTube. What was that movie? What was that movie? Jumper.
Speaker: Jumping was pretty good. That was a good move. That was a good move. That was a good move. I mean, he jumped himself into a bank. That was kind of cool. I mean, that's the shit I would do. That's what I'm saying. What's the other damn move where the kid had the powers and they just jumped myself to your house and throw a beer can at you and then jump myself back. I know what you're talking about, Tony. It's that movie. It's where he starts. He starts
Speaker: He started building powers and he couldn't control himself. And they was like, yeah, he had like telekinesis or some shit. Yes. What's the name of that damn movie? Jesus name of that movie. Say his name in that movie. Cam, what's the name of that movie? Well, there was one. There was one. It was called Number Four, where he was like an alien. I think it was. That was a good movie. That movie where the kid had the superpowers and at the end he was sitting there still trying to.
Speaker: And then there was that movie that those kids, there was like a group of them that had power. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, it was all found. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boy. Did you say boy? It was all, what year was that? What year was that, Jeff?
Speaker: He wasn't really a villain, but when he got his power, he really couldn't control himself. He kind of lost his mind and kind of went to the, uh... Yeah, he kind of lost his mind. That kid on break button, which was another damn good movie. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, it was a movie. Oh, hold on. Is that a footage -style film? I'll say it clearly, though. He did it the past 10 years. Yeah, it's not that old. Yeah, it's a little 17 years ago. Yeah. I mean, it starts with an interesting company. It was in theaters, yes.
Speaker: Yeah, it was. Oh, I'm strong. What's going on? Who was with teenagers with powers? It wasn't Mathilde. It was a teenage boy.
Speaker: Yes. I'm just gonna let you guys suffer. Yeah. No, Spider -Man is too easy. Y 'all killing me. Hey, there's plenty. How you doing? Chronicle. Chronicle. Chronicle. Chronicle. Chronicle. Chronicle. Chronicle. Yeah, that was good. That was good. That was good.
Speaker: That was a good movie. Yes. That was a fucking good movie. Because, I mean, their powers slowly grew. But one of the first things they do is they're walking through school, and they see the cheerleaders and flip up their skirts and stuff like that. I'm like, that's the shit we would probably do. It's puberty adrenaline. And then, of course, they went after the bullies. But, I mean, that... Chronicle. That was a damn good movie. That was a damn good movie. Yes.
Speaker: Michael Jordan's son was in that movie. Yes, he was. Michael B. Jordan. Yeah. What? I'm waiting for that. They need to go ahead and make that. I don't think they're going to. They need to. Awesome Cliffhanger. They need to make a sequel to Chronicle. They need to make a sequel to Stealth. They need to make a sequel. Stealth was in good movie. Yeah, not called the after credit scene. Most people didn't.
Speaker: It was stealth. The problem I had was stealth. It was like, what I found funny about the movies is that they downloaded every song off the internet. I was like, yeah. That's what I would say though. Wasn't that the movie with Jamie Foxx and Jessica Beale? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And the commander was another guy that had that guy in it. The guy that was the commander. I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about. He got from different world. I'm talking about the white guy was the commander. Why is he got the white time? He was white, seriously. Since it's been 16 years, I'll go ahead and say it. Yeah, if you ever see the movie still for Jamie Foxx, he was a fighter pilot. With the plane, I was like a drone, had his own mom. The guy that was a commander.
Speaker: that. Oh, what was his name? But he was, he was one of those guys that should have been in that category. That guy. Yeah. Hello lurkers and creepers. How are you guys doing tonight? Hopefully you're having a good night. You're enjoying the shoes too far. Don't be shy.
Speaker: The only one that does bite and hasn't had all their shots is Jeff. Sam Shepherd. That was his name. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sam Shepherd. Sam Shepherd should have been on that list. I want my plane back, Ben. And I want it back in one piece. Who played the main guy?
Speaker: right in the middle of the show. There's just going to say something stupid. I'll be like two. Back here. I'll never miss a beat. I'll jump hit him with a beer can and jump right back. You hear me, Jeff? Josh Lucas is the main guy. What's up? Okay. Yeah, Josh Lucas. I like him. He probably going to give you something worse than rabies. I'm just saying.
Speaker: knowing Jeff probably got something penicillin won't fix oh did you guys see project power who it's on netflix project power as well like you can take them you can take it's it's a it's a yeah i had uh what's his face in it yeah jamie fox is in it as well jamie fox is in it and uh who's yes yes yes who's the other guy
Speaker: Uh, uh, uh, he was on third rock with his son. What's his name? Um, yeah, Jordan, Jordan goes, Joseph goes to 11 11 11. Yeah. Gordon Levitt, something like that. Yeah. That was supposed to be making a sequel to that movie. I don't know when, or they need to, because well, it's kind of like that, that movie. Um,
Speaker: Will Smith did with the orcs and stuff. No, it's nothing like those movies. No, what I'm saying is that those movies they would have been better as as series as opposed to. It was like called Bright or something. Yeah, they're not making a sequel to that because Will Smith won't go jump on stage and bitch slap the hell out of somebody. You know what? Can we address that issue one good time?
Speaker: three months later. Yes, why not? We've discussed the OJ trial on here. This is more relevant than the OJ. Yeah, we did. We all did. We all did. There's an OJ trial mini series. I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean it. This is my ball.
Speaker: OJ did it, damn it. I know he did it. OJ didn't do it. No, he didn't. I don't believe he did it. Actually, I believe his son. I still stand behind the serial killer thought. And he's already locked up. How many of you realize that what Will Smith did was an actual reenactment of another scenario? I didn't see that. I didn't see that.
Speaker: So, everybody is giving him **** for no **** in a movie or something like that. But was that movie or it done before or after? Yeah, he reenacted the whole damn. No, it literally, it literally happened. What's up? Who's that? One of the kids? That's one of the kids, Jeff. What up? It literally happened.
Speaker: 20 years ago. K. Bizzle, he reenacted the scene. That's exactly what that was. Yeah, but he's still banned, to be honest. Of course, nobody knew about the old scene. Nobody knew why he did it. Nobody knew the original scenario. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Bet that. You make money moves, you make money.
Speaker: He ain't making no money right now. He ain't making no money. Bad boys, no new movies. After $240 million in ways that I did not want to do it, I might have done that crazy shit too. How many movies, how many movies have Will done when he said he didn't want to do it? Y 'all might want to check that list out. Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. It comes to - I know he said he never wanted to play a superhero and then he did Hancock and then he was deadshot. He didn't want to be a villain.
Speaker: He said he didn't want to do a superhero movie for Marvel or DC so that he did Hancock and then he was in Suicide Squad.
Speaker: He said he didn't want years later. You know why he doesn't want to do half the movies? Because they disrespected the work he was trying. He's trying to get it. He's trying to get it. That's okay. The guy that they got to replace Will Smith. No disrespect on Will Smith and Suicide Squad 2. I was at Idris Elba. Idris Elba, yeah. He did good. Way better than Will, I thought. I like Will. No disrespect. I wait one damn minute. Yes, I will.
Speaker: Yeah. I now disrespect I will because I like one. But I mean, I thought it was similar. I thought the characters and the way they portrayed them was excellent. Yeah, I never said I like the interest. He did when he was gonna stab more girl in the neck. I thought that was pretty smooth. Hmm. Yeah, I like Deidre Selva as Deadshot. But I really like that guy too. I like his
Speaker: I like, I like him in a lot of his action. He's just, yeah, it is persona and the way he carries. Yes. You just played that part. I think they all played those parts. Excellent. I just thought this John Cena was the fucking man at peacekeeper. And if you guys have not watched fucking peacekeeper, get on it. That show is so goddamn ridiculous. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna have to watch this.
Speaker: That show is so goddamn ridiculous. I do have to ask. I don't know if you guys have seen the clips. They're all over fucking TikTok shit, but the new Barbie movie. Margot Robbie, as in Barbie doll. Again, I asked this question, Jeff, and I don't ask this because I really want an answer to it. It's more of a rhetorical question.
Speaker: What the fuck is going on with your algorithm on TikTok? I follow this guy on TikTok. He does movie reviews and he's like updates on this and updates on that. And what's his name? Ryan Gosselin is playing Ken. And Margot Robbie is playing Margy.
Speaker: It's definitely a chick. I don't know what the hell it's supposed to be about, but seeing Margot Robbie, and oh boy, in these bright fluorescent stuff while fucking roller skating, I'm like, oh, I don't know why, but I see. All things will make it better. Dave Batista plays GI Joan, comes and steals Barbie away from Ken. I think the most crazy character I would ever play.
Speaker: or something that I would do, you know, in good band. Well, I have no business being that character. I would do a hardy boy. As one of the hardy boys. No, you know what he had. They had two homeboys.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. That's what I was asking. Because you have Frank and Joe Hardy, and then you also had two of their friends, Chet and Biff. Because you know, in this day and age, they would do a Woke Hardies, and it would be the Hardy Girls, and it would be Francine and Joe. That's why you won't be here no more. There's a first name pop in my head, Mr. Chet, maybe if you want to. It was a standard version of Die Hard when they remake it, because it's going to be a female character who's supposed to be a lesbian. I only want to see a Die Hard movie with a female character in this.
Speaker: In it if it's one or two people The chick from from Deadpool the the former UFC fighter if she was in she was in that that Yeah Gina Carlo or yeah Gina Carano should be badasses. Yeah or Raga Rousey's
Speaker: There's not many, there's not many believable action female actresses out there right now. I would propose due to the recent controversy and due to every aspect of how hard she played that character, Moses England. And fuck all y 'all who had a problem with her character on Star Wars.
Speaker: Never seen that. I don't even know who that is. You had to watch Obi -Wan Kenobi. Oh, is that the chick who was crying about Disney being racist? He didn't cry about Disney being racist. She had a problem because she was receiving racist messages and tweets against her character. Fuck y 'all who did not like the camera.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't watch Star Wars. You don't watch Star Wars, but she was outstanding in Obi -Wan Kenobi. I just gotta take your word for it. Standing. I highly recommend it. I don't even recognize her. She's new.
Speaker: And yeah, no, yeah, she's actually a member of the Sith. She had the powers of the force. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got the makeup on and she's kind of like a badass. She's like one of the hunters. She was phenomenal. And you don't pay attention to the stories of all you racist motherfuckers kiss my ass. Yeah, no, her character's kind of an ass.
Speaker: I'm surprised by how many of us who read those books in the 80s.
Speaker: aren't as supportive now i will admit the old school tv show yeah it was kind of dry was kind of slow but it was the fucking 80s i don't think i ever watched anything i don't think i ever read or watched i've never read the marty boreas or anything we know you ain't never read a book period fuck you i've read books i read a lot of books i'll see you over there geez i mean pania what's going on pania
Speaker: There he is. But it was TV series. It doesn't see where words. It's they did do. They did do a Hardee's. They did do a version of the Hardy Boys. It was called Supernatural. And it was way cooler.
Speaker: The Hardy Boys TV series, I can't see where it's playing. The Hardy Boys made Scooby Doo, and they give them that juice that they had. And that's how they made Supernatural. They had a couple of movies, they had a few books together because they were both doing the same thing and they're just trying to merge it. And it really, I don't think - No, but I'm trying to see where this new one is playing on. I think it's CW.
Speaker: They've turned it into a teen. They've probably turned it into a teen drama. Like, it's very, it's very similar to Riverdale, you know, which is very teenagers, very teen miss Riverdale is just way, way overblown. These kids have way too much. Well, guys, I know it's a Monday show and I know we took a Saturday off.
Speaker: Oh boy. So I'm going to run this like a normal like Wednesday or Saturday show. We're going to take a break. I told Jeff, we're going to, we're going to probably shoot for three. Go tonight. But we're going to take a real quick break. Yeah. Got a little black top Mojo for your ear holes on this fourth of July. You said it. What ear holes? Is that bad? Is that a bad thing?
Speaker: I say it all the time. Yes, but if you're not woke, you won't understand how to be misinterpreted. But you said it. I did. I thought it was kind of funny personally. So I got your back. We really need somebody. We need like a woke translator on the show. Like not on the show. You are late.
Speaker: I'm not trying to understand a little ****. I don't care if you're a bunch of **** over sensitive **** Oh my god. Somebody called the black top. That's racist. Your privacy. Private. Pang. I told anyone here from you today. I want an update. God damn it. But yeah, we are going to take a real quick break. Got a little black top mojo for your ear holes and if that
Speaker: Pussy. We'll be back here just a few minutes. Go give Blacktop Mojo a little love. Go give them a little listen. You can find them everywhere you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. We were right back. We were right back after these messages. As soon as I can find them, I lost. Jeff has one job on the show and that's just to control the banners. Yeah.
Speaker: see what I have to deal with.
Speaker: We could go back to that moment again Would you drop everything? Take my hand and follow Would you choose yesterday or tomorrow? Sunshine
Speaker: I don't know what to say again Is we losing? Better than the promise you give When I love you for some reason Seems hollow Would you choose?
Speaker: Inside I think I know the answer you need
Speaker: But with you died of and now it's time to swallow
Speaker: As the day plays, it comes a while Those eating out of bed and scary always screaming in the sun No time to say that anymore We know I'm the track away, baby
Speaker: Now the tape, baby, comes on wilder than I think
Speaker: Let me be clear, there ain't a damn thing wrong with that song. That's a good song and a good video. That was an excellent combination. That was done very well. That was done very well. That's what I do. That's what I do. That was done very well. You just rebroadcasted, God damn it. That was done very well. I picked the song. I picked the video.
Speaker: I picked the song and I picked the video for the podcast. That was very well. That is what I do. Big ups to White Top Mojo even though I'm not a writer. Because. And that was good. Because I wear. That was old school 80s MTV style video that everybody misses. Big ups to you guys. Because I wear so many hats. The live show, the reaction, big ups, big ups, big ups. Seriously. I had to go change my hat during the podcast. You needed to.
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Speaker: No, Pena was in here. I thought he said, hey, baby. Ooh. No, I said, hey, Pena. I said, hey, Pena. Hey, Pena. No. Sounds like Tony wants to hear. Tony actually wants to hear not what he's actually said.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Jody is currently at work. So, she might be listening. I think she might be listening. Uh let me drop a comment. I know you want a job and you've been listening. See, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's dedication. If you have a job where you can listen to the podcast, you can't necessarily be on the line. Well, she get a high in the chat. Let me show y 'all how easy it is to drop a high on the chat. She's uh it's kind of busy where she's at tonight being fourth of July.
Speaker: but I mean she might have us in her ear but not necessarily have her phone in her hand. Just tell her to put it on the loudspeaker on a car so everybody can hear.
Speaker: No, trust me, she's figured out how to mute your two voices so she can only hear mine. We were actually. We was actually, you know, that's why we took Saturday off because I went down there this weekend with it being 4th of July weekend and we had all the kids together. It was cool. It was, it was fun to finally get to hang out with, uh, with her kids a little bit and hang out with her son a little bit and, and whatnot. Um, we had a good time. We had fun.
Speaker: I hope. I had fun. I don't **** them. I don't know. Yeah, I I enjoy being I enjoy being around. Yeah, like I it was it was nice to have everybody together in my opinion. Right. Uh you know, obviously uh the girls, the girls, all all three of them got along pretty well. Uh got along pretty well. Um
Speaker: You know, Cash was doing what Cash does. What, you know, Cash does what? Cash. Yeah, he was just being cashed. Cash. Oh, I smell toast. I just dropped a comment in the chat.
Speaker: to show you how easy it is to let somebody know that you're here to show. I will be the speaker to see who's around to listen to us live as well as the people who check us on the replay. I just did it just this simple. It didn't take me ten damn seconds on two different platforms. Actually, three, but Twitter doesn't show the comments. Twitter was going on. Twitter was going on with y 'all. How come people can't see what's going on with you on the other platforms besides yourself?
Speaker: right? But I know we his birthdays his his birthday cash his birthdays next next week when we celebrated it this weekend while we were down there and he met a little sucker made out to Jody Jody won. I lost Jody won.
Speaker: I feel good about it. Yeah, I feel good about my gift. She got him a damn grave digger, monster truck, remote control truck. I'm like, nice game over. She got him a t -shirt and socks and he's still like the song. I'm like,
Speaker: I can't wait. I'm taking my **** back. He's going to take that RC truck and just drive over your gifts. I want to go get me one of those. I want to go get me an RC monster truck because I think that he got is so cool. I'm going to go get my own. I'm going to get a different one from him so we can race and stuff.
Speaker: I'm literally in the process of ordering one. An RC car, but I'm going. I know you're going to go diesel powered. No, no, no. 7 ,000 horsepower. No, I'm not buying the real thing. Land, air, and sea. No, I'm buying the one. It's actually called, it's an RTR, which means it's ready to run. But it's, I want to get the, it's like all over fucking YouTube.
Speaker: It's a crawler so it'll literally do a 45 degree hill like it's nothing But it's like 300 bucks
Speaker: Amanda is not the biggest kid. Speaking of a Toys R Us kid. Do you hear me? I will die. Oh, I thought you said I'll buy a Toys R Us kid. I was going to say. My toys become different. I don't buy. I don't buy tools. I buy toys.
Speaker: actually, as I, as I bring up the monster truck, he drives it into my room. Nice. Nice. We got like soft squishy tires so you can climb anything and everything when you're a little nonsensical. Nice. Enjoy yourself. How about we not tangle my beard in the tires? If you shave, if you shave, I'd be single.
Speaker: trust me, I would be single and taste if I shave. My nuts would get tased if I shave my beard. I mean, I'm getting broken up with. And I like this one a lot. I don't want to be single. I like her a lot. I'm an amazing woman.
Speaker: She's a, she's an absolutely amazing woman stamp of approval. Well, there you go, baby. If you're listening, you have Tony stamp of approval. So apparently that's all we needed. Tony approved the mayor approved work.
Speaker: check out my may of may of hats broadcast on uh restream that I did through Twitch and Twitter um I did post it everywhere everybody please enjoy yourselves biggest to everybody who followed me on hats biggest to all of my subscribers on hats biggest to all my supporters on hats damn y 'all haters let's go apparently this has just become the Tony D show it's not nonsense I will do this shit all right
Speaker: I don't work on cars. I know nothing about cars. I can't relate to car talk. It's usually when Jeff starts talking about cars, I consider eating a bullet. I'm like, this would be a whole hell of a lot painless to listen to.
Speaker: Listen to Jeff talk, talk cars or take this nine millimeter slug to the back of the head. How about that? We'll listen to the car talk.
Speaker: But, uh, it was, uh, yeah, like I said, I, it was a, it was a fun weekend. I think, like I said, you know, it was nice having everybody together. I liked that feeling. And then at the same time, I, you know, I finally, yeah, I finally got to spend a little bit of time with, with Jody's young. And so that was, that was really cool. And her son's a good kid. He cracks me up.
Speaker: You can't eat family time. I don't care who you are. And he's a little bit older, so I can, I, you know, right now, Cash and I, I can bust Cash's balls and joke around and stuff like that, but you're like, we have a bet. Deidre's still a kid too, but we have a bet for this season, this football season. If the Browns win, what up, golf?
Speaker: If the Browns beat the Bengals, which they are 4 -0 against the Bengals since they drafted Joey B, then he has to wear a Browns jersey. And if the Bengals win, I have to wear a Bengals gear. So I was like, so you ready to wear a Browns jersey this year? He bought a pair of new sunglasses this weekend.
Speaker: And I was like, yep, this will go good with that browser. You're gonna have to wear this season. And I was like, I got plenty of them to choose from. He's like, you got a miles, Garrett. And I was like, actually, I do. Your mom just got me one. So, yes. I'll see it. That's dope, right? It's like 325 bucks. I just sent you guys the link for the RC I'm looking at buying. That's actually the cheapest one I can find that'll do what I want.
Speaker: Um, uh, the next one that I want after that is, uh, like almost a thousand bucks. What'd you send it on? Uh, thank you. Thank you. Uh, thank you for the, uh, stamp of approval. Yeah. Just till I need her for legal defense later on. She's good.
Speaker: that the
Speaker: I don't know, I don't know what I can or cannot say. There's a guy on YouTube, he's building a one quarter scale grave digger from scratch. He uses, he's actually built the motor. So it's a miniature V8 motor that is about the size of your head. Right. And it like he's built this one off like he used garden tractor tires.
Speaker: And then he shaved and looked like monster drug tires. It's a really cool watch. Chris, your kid might get a kick out of that. And it's like right now, I think he's got it fully functional. And he built the frame. It's a one quarter scale exact replica. If you don't want it, I'll eat it. But it was cool. This is your Queensland chicken and shrimp. It's taken him like three years to build it.
Speaker: play the fifth as always, there's facts. There's an RC car that I want to get, but I don't know if I want to get. I want a boat. I want an RC boat just to drive one damn time. Oh, they're everywhere. My name's got one. I know. But then you got to clean them up because you don't know about them lakes and ponds you be running them boats in and what the hell's in it.
Speaker: Their RC car is called the Red Cat 64. And it's a 1964 Impala that has full, full, full of hydraulics. And it's $800, but it is stupid detail. And I just, I just can't see dropping $800 on something I'm not going to care about.
Speaker: It's too nice. It's too nice to do all the stupid shit you do with RC. From across the house.
Speaker: I don't know. I'll I'll get it. I'll get a target. Give me a fun little remote control car. Hey, that'll look I ain't worried about spending. I don't need a gas powered or two cycle or any of these are electrical. These are electric. The thing is like you can spend there's a guy I just watch on on YouTube just today.
Speaker: uh he's got eighteen thousand dollars into his RC car but it is literally he he does RC drag races yeah I was gonna say some of them do the races I can honestly tell people I could find other ways to spend eighteen thousand dollars the way people tell me that shit
Speaker: people. Yeah, but I mean, but if it's making you money, he's making money off like this for competitions. I wish the fuck I would spend $18 ,000 on a damn tour. Yeah, but once again, he was saying in the YouTube video that I was just watching. It's paid for itself like six times. That's what I'm talking about. That's the proper investment. I can respect that.
Speaker: But yeah, first off, you got to convince the wife, look, I'm going to spend 18 grand. But it's going to pay for itself eventually. At the end of the day, that's the name of the game, though. I mean, if you're spending money to make money, I mean, it's like these guys that do the dirt track racing or, you know,
Speaker: You know, even, you know, if you own a wood shop and you're building furniture, if you're spending money but you're making money, that's the name of the game. Like right now, I'm slowly investing and buying more and more toys slash tools.
Speaker: No, no, that's not true. I'm literally in the process right now. I'm restoring my, uh, I'm taking, I took it totally apart. No, I didn't. I still, I have yet to buy a full fledged Voltron. I want the both of them. Oh, that reminds me, Tony, I found a website for you. I will send it to you.
Speaker: You got a unicorn and all of them hanging all over the place and he got all those. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: But you didn't hear that, right? No, I haven't. I haven't saved in my I saved it because when I saw it, I instantly thought of what you said about. But. Dude, that that. Jeff, that Rockwaller is a 7473 Ford Bronco. It's actually a it's a scout. It's an international scout.
Speaker: It's, it's modeled after the scout. They don't have a licensed scout body, but it's, it's, uh, it's actually a license. It's a, it's a international scout replica, more or less. It's not licensed, but it's as close to, they could make it without getting sued. Um, it looks exactly like the early seventies Broncos.
Speaker: No, it does. But you can also get different Lexon bodies for these. So you can put any body you want on it. And I want to find a Chevy C10 body for it. I'm actually looking. But it's actually that's why it's called it's actually the International Scout 2. We actually click on the website that I sent. They got some really cool features.
Speaker: For those of you who wonder what I'm doing, I'm about to try two different delivery orders, and both have sat there for 40 minutes. So now, motherfucker's hungry. Hey, Chris, I watched that. That dude took that McDonald's and made it into Shepherd's Pie. That shit. I'll start it. Yes. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You ordered food, and did it never show up? Yes, again.
Speaker: So you one restaurant was closed. The other one I guess to just delay, but it is 4th of July. I'm quite sure everybody is ordering to do last night at 11 o 'clock when we got done seeing fireworks last night, took kids to see fireworks and whatnot.
Speaker: And of course they were all we're starting and I'm like, we'll just order a pizza. And, you know, we got out there about 10 30 or whatever. Uh, most of the pizza shops around were closing in 11. I was like, I can call and order a pizza and get it. But, uh, Domino's is open until midnight. So I was like, well, let me just call Domino's.
Speaker: At 1030, they said it would be 11, oh fire, a little bit before 1030. It was gonna be like a 40 minute wait. It was like 1105, your pizza would be ready. I got there. I had to wait for another five minutes. Lady took an order after 11 o 'clock. And she said for our delivery, mind you, they close at midnight. Our delivery, we're looking at one o 'clock in the morning. Exactly, which means - Pickup was an hour. Yes.
Speaker: That's why I said bump it. I already know what it is. You can't get mad at somebody being busy and they ain't got time for you. And that's why my ass got up this morning and I got up and I tried to go to the gym. No, I didn't do that. Fuck that. No, I don't need to do that shit anymore. You would have made a killer. You would have made a killer. Yeah, but I had, I had other stuff I had to do today. I had other stuff I had to do today. So I, you know, I went, I like, I went to the gym and I was like, well, this isn't happening. And, um, because of my back and whatever, but, um,
Speaker: Then I went to the grocery store. So I got to the grocery store, you know, I had to go to Kroger's and Aldi's and stuff like that. I got in there before all the mad rush came in. So I was able to get in there, get what I needed and get the fuck out of Dodge. I was back home before noon after doing all that. And I was like, all right, good. I got all my groceries. I got everything I need. We're good to go. You know, they still had burgers and shit like that and buns before all the psychopaths came in. It's like you've known that the fourth of July is today.
Speaker: for how long? And yet you still wait. And you didn't think to fucking go get shit. I got married to my wife a couple years ago because she wanted to get some dinner, right? Of course, she wanted Mexican. Okay, cool. So we go get the Mexican food. I'm wondering why I said to some of them. I go up there to pick up the food. I said, I have a drink. I wanted to drink three crown apples because she wants to order Mexican food on Cinco de Mayo. Way to damn it all. Everybody's Mexican on Cinco de Mayo.
Speaker: No, but the Mexican restaurants are slammed. Oh, yeah. They're all slammed. Oh, I all the bars and restaurants are slammed on. Then when I came home, she asked what took me so long looking at me like I did something. I said, there's a single tomorrow. It doesn't matter what the holiday is. All the restaurants are slammed. I mean, they're all busy as shit. It's it's it's crazy, but
Speaker: How you playing ahead, people? I actually met the pastor that married us at Olive Garden one time a couple of years ago. He's waiting on his food. And we're sitting here. He had been there 30 minutes before me. We sat there for 30 minutes talking. He was getting there until I was taking the food so long. I said, you tell your mister, say, I want to tell my wife, why in the hell are you going to order food from a restaurant in the middle of town on a weekend when you know this is the busiest damn time of the year? You need to go to a restaurant that's not busy. Like for me, in this city, everything on one side of town is packed up on Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night.
Speaker: Other side of town, there's one restaurant that I have no problem with, Ruby Motherfucking Tuesdays. I will go there and get that cage and rib eye with a salad bar until all y 'all kiss my ass because I'm full back at home sleep while you still waiting in your order to be taken. Yeah, that's a fact, man. Shit. We got Texas Roadhouse right around the corner for me. I love Texas Roadhouse. Yes, sir, but I can do it. I love Texas Roadhouse, but seven days a week?
Speaker: You can't park. You can't find parking. It's ridiculous. No, it's been here for years. I can go to the other side of town. I can go to the other side of town. There's
Speaker: and red lobster in the same parking lot. And I can go right across the street from them to tumbleweed. And I love me some tumbleweed, tumbleweed. I don't know if you've ever had it or know what it is. It's like a Tex -Mex place. So you can get steak. You can get steak, ribs, or you can get your Mexican, your enchiladas and tacos and shit like that.
Speaker: Jody and I went there when we went to go see who went to go see Maverick. And we went to Logan's a few weeks prior to that when she was up here. And we had a little bit of a wait. But she's like, well, you better call ahead because you know what happened last time. I said, no, trust me. Tumbleweed will go right in and sit down. And sure as shit, we went right in there. It was on Friday night. We walked right in, said table for two, and they sat us right down immediately. Out of there, got our food, had our dinner, everything.
Speaker: But yeah, man, you cannot get into Texas Roadhouse. And even if you even if you do the call ahead ordering, do you still fucking sit out there forever? Everybody goes everywhere I go. That's true. I miss Sizzlin. I missed.
Speaker: It wasn't Texas Roadhouse. It was something else that we had in Montgomery, but they had, you know, when you get the meat on the skillet and it's still sizzling when it comes. A lot of restaurants do that now too, though. This one had that motherfuckers because. Yeah, because tumbleweed does that. Even like when you order fajitas and tumbleweed and shit, they bring it right out. It's still on that cast iron plate. Just just settling. That's what happens.
Speaker: I'm going to take a nap after it was closed. Still stinking from the stick. Just burning in front of your face. Oh, hey. Oh, yeah. Right in a bad stink. I had a bad steak. Shit. The way Jeff and I eat steaks, they just cut that son of a bitch up and throw it on that plate and bring it out too as it cooks for us. Light a match for that motherfucker. I'll be happy. That's right.
Speaker: I ain't been a Red Lobster in years. I'm not the biggest fan of Red Lobster. It blows my mind that people that people think Red Lobster is fancy. I'm just like. It ain't fancy. That's the thing. It's like the fast. I also I also lived on the coast for 10 years. So, it's just like. I'm kind of spoiled when it comes to seafood. Oh, man. You gotta tell me about that Voltron with the rings. I don't remember Voltron having rings.
Speaker: Just random random random. I'm sure I was gonna say something and I totally lost my train of thought.
Speaker: You had that wee wee wee on your mind. She's always on my mind at the end of the day. Trust me, I miss that woman like crazy and I just left yesterday. I was missing her before I even made it to 71. That's what I'm saying about Natalie Cole. Miss you like crazy. It was like 20 minutes to a half hour from her house. I was already missing her like crazy. That's so damn sweet. It is sweet. That's so damn sweet. That's what happens when you find a real woman. Stop **** around with all these little children. Facts.
Speaker: I know that's **** right. Lord have mercy. I know that's **** right. Stressing me out, giving me headaches, making me want to drink more beer and bang my head into a wall.
Speaker: But that also happens when you have an open line of communication. You still have an open line of communication, you still have conflict and controversy and questions and misunderstands and doubts. No, I'm talking about an unfiltered, unadulterated open line of communication where you can talk about anything and everything. You can do that with most people, but they still tend to find a way to have a fucking problem. That's because you think you can do that with most people and you can't actually do that with people.
Speaker: Well, the kicker is. So, it's a rarity to find that person that you can actually have that conversation as to the agitation. Right. I don't I'm not going to give you an open line of communication or Jeff. I'm going to be like, no, fuck your feelings. I ain't got time for this. I'm going to call you after the phone. No, this is true. This is this is very true. This is a true statement. Well, I that was the thing. Like I I the other night when Tony called,
Speaker: that was so random and I was and you know, we we were with the kids and everything like that and I was like, uh Tony's calling. I'm going to take this real quick and even Jody was like, is everything okay? I was like, I don't know because Tony never calls us. Right. Right. Still waiting on y 'all's asses. Hell, you know where they're at. You know what they're doing. Hi, Lurkers. How you guys doing? Hope you're having a good 4th of July. Y 'all ass on up in here.
Speaker: keep your wiener in your pants where it belongs. Yeah. That's just coming from a hillbilly. What do I know? I'm just a dumb hillbilly that hosts the podcast. I just caught that wow. I'm just a dumb hillbilly that hosts the podcast. What do I know? Wow. I guess I could drop down to my Richard Simmons shorts and do a jazzercise video. Wow.
Speaker: I guess maybe I could copy somebody else's stream and have a washed up porn star on my live with me. Wow. Jeffrey, I believe that the kids would say shots fired. Great Boulder Dash.
Speaker: Oh god, I just took up.
Speaker: I just took a big old drink of beer. This man already said we're going to go with extra hours. I tried. I tried. Nonsense. Nonsense has officially adapted the amnesty hour for the podcast. God damn it. Get your answers up here. After this, I don't want to hear shit from you. Don't you say a god damn thing. You have an opportunity to come up here and clear it in. You don't want to. It ain't enough for a fuck, y 'all. Let's go.
Speaker: That's right. Tony, I'm sending you a website right now. That'll work. It's actually called Old Toys or something like that. In the words of one of my favorite rap songs, one of a good rapper named Kilo, he made a damn good song back in the 90s. It's called Some of Y 'all Don't Lush Y 'all Mind. Dude, you know where you find those rare gyms and those old school toys and shit at?
Speaker: like uh flea markets and stuff dude joni i'll post on on one of the star wars fan sites dude bought a storage locker and it was oh man i would love to have the money to do that one time it had it had at -ats and it had the the star fighters it had all it was like six big buckets of star wars toys
Speaker: No, I would love I would love to do that I would love to do that one time Just uh, you know if I had the money just to just to buy a storage locker
Speaker: Just out of curiosity, just to see what I could get, what I would find. I know in me, I'd probably just be a huge waste of money. But still, you never know. One side of a pair of socks. Yeah, all right. But still, I mean, I think it would be a cool thing to do, because you know. It would be. I mean, I don't know if you guys, and I'm not a big fan of the show, and I've never, I've just kind of watched clips and stuff of it here and there. But that show, Storage Wars,
Speaker: some of the shit that they find is is insane but I found out that that a lot of that it's stage. It's all stage. It's reality TV. It's all stage but but still the concept behind it you do it on YouTube that's not stage. Yes, you know, you drop you drop like 150 bucks and and and you open it up and there's a 1965 Harley Davidson mint condition in there. Yeah or or at least in parts where all you can do is put
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. That part. So, I'm going to go mint condition. Perfect. I'm going to go. Well, yeah. I wonder how much your bad boys worth. I just spent $150. I know it's worth more than $150. I know that for sure. You got to throw another 150 at it because you got to get a solid title for it. That's okay. At the end of the day, it's going to be worth more than $300. Oh, yeah. There's no, there's no question about it.
Speaker: Well, I watched that storage container wars where they buy storage containers and the one dudes bought a container and they opened it and there was a 68 charger, a Cobra, and a 65 Mustang. And they were all three mints. Oh, damn. They just get washed and tuned.
Speaker: That website I sent you, that's not the website I found. I have the other website somewhere. That's just another one I just found.
Speaker: No, I had to, I had to go to, um, there's a Heath flea market down the road from my house and cash. And I go there a lot because it's so much cool shit. I'll have to go in there and take some video and send it to you guys because dude, it has so many old school toys and random ass shit. Uh, that, you know, like, well, even, even yesterday we went to, um, traders, traders world down there by Jodi.
Speaker: And Cash and I went into a couple of the quote unquote toy stores. They had complete GI Joe sets from when we were kids. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. I'm talking like the the pilot, like the Jets and and the cars and stuff like that. Yeah. And I mean, a whole bunch of crazy shit. And Cash is like, this stuff is old. I'm like, dude, this is for when I was a kid, like they had the original Ninja Turtles.
Speaker: Nice. Yeah. And he was like, oh, I got this one. I was like, I know I told you it was like an OG turtle from when I was a kid. Donatello Michelangelo. Who was the first one? Rafael. Donatello Michelangelo. Rafael. You're forgetting the most important, the leader. Leonardo. Hello. Leonardo. Thank you, Leonardo. I forgot.
Speaker: Leonardo with the blue with the Katana swords, Raphael in the red with the size. Donatello in the purple with the bow staff. He was a smart one. He was a genius. Leonardo was the leader, the born leader with the wisdom for days. Raphael was the hothead. I was always Raphael when we played Ninja Turtles as kids. And then the fun, loving, happy -go -lucky in the orange with the men chucks, Michelangelo.
Speaker: Speaking of the old video game, the old 8 -bit video game, Tony, with the scrolling sideways, guess what? Xbox just released. What's that? No way. The Ninja Turtles game. And guess who downloaded it? Because it came with my Game Pass. And who has been playing it like a fucking game addict ever since. This guy right here, he has two thumbs and he's... Let me know when they put Paperboy in that bad boy.
Speaker: I love it. I'm trying to I'm looking I'm actually currently looking for Qbert for Jody. Don't tell her. It's a secret. It's a problem. It's crazy because you can be upside down. Tony, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to edit that part out and delete it so nobody hears it when I post it on the Spotify. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, I'm going to I'm going to.
Speaker: I told you, I told you. I'm not hard to find. I'm gonna need y 'all to talk about that because. And I believe you did try to do what you could. Actually, I really did. Actually, I really did. I'm more serious than I actually really did. I just wasn't paying for the upgraded version to do that. Gotcha. And there's the answer.
Speaker: quite a lot of those transformers. I lost access to my boyfriend's storage room. He died suddenly and they wouldn't let me in. I lost thousands. That's not speaking. Speaking of speaking of stone cold stuff. Hopefully by Wednesday, somebody will stay true to his word and the champ will be properly crowned up in this bitch.
Speaker: trouble your TNT title. You sound jealous. I'm not jealous. Yeah, I'm not jealous. He said he was going to send me this for others to be kings. Always remember that. He said he was going to send me the smoking skull belt. Why am I jealous of your TNT? You're not even a world champion. You're just a TNT champion.
Speaker: I have nothing but faith and smoke. I know smoke will come through for his boy. There you go. Here comes Tony. He's got to go find his belt. The TNT champion. He's not even a world heavyweight champion. He's just a cable television channel. I'm going to be clear. It's good to be the king. I'm going to pull a stone cold and throw your belt off a bridge into the river.
Speaker: I'm gonna pull a stone cold and pull a two with a milk stroke and drink shit. That's Kurt Angle, motherfucker. Stone cold rolled up in the goddamn beer truck. In the goddamn beer truck. Tony, I wish she would pull up and drink with a beer truck. Tony's my favorite. Tony's my favorite. I love Tony. It's hard being a kid. It's hard, baby. It's hard. I see you. I see you. I see you, T. and T. Bill.
Speaker: That's all right. He knows who the true heavyweight champion of the world is. I got to get my mask order for that broadcast. I'm going to need you to hurry up. I might do that. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow. Maybe I'll throw that Amazon ordering tomorrow. Man, the problem is is now I found four of them that I really like and I don't know which one I want to order. I'm not paying that much for the damn mask. Let me be clear. Go on Amazon. Go on Amazon.
Speaker: I got 30 masks in the house already. Yeah, the the the Gator. Go on Amazon, dude. You can actually get masks. You can buy a you can buy like a six pack of Luchador mask for like 20 bucks. See, I'm not a big Luchador fan. That's what I want to I want a specific mask. I want to I want the Pentagon junior mask, but they've got the Joker one that I was looking at. Then I stumbled across the a Venom one, which looks really cool. And then
Speaker: that he's got the one I really want. A spawn mask was dope. I did. Oh, yeah. I seen that. The one I really want is the penta mascara mask, which is like his dark, scary alter ego. And it's all black. It's really cool. It's a really cool mask. But I found a couple others that I really like. But I like the dude. If you guys don't know who Pentagon Junior is, that guy's the man. Him and his brother are the men. Ray Phoenix stops the hoover to Guerrero.
Speaker: I seen a hoovy mask. I almost got an Ultimo drag. I almost thought about getting an Ultimo dragon mask. Moving to the Guerrero was all right. Him and Ray Mysterio were doing for him. Ray Mysterio and Billy Kidman. That would have been a decent. Yeah, I don't want to get a Ray mask just because it's so. Everybody's got it. Right. Biggest to his son for wrestling. Oops. So.
Speaker: Let's just pretend that the statement about the game that I was looking for for Jody was never said. No, I'm just kidding. She's like I'm listening. No, I am. I am. We were talking and she said her favorite July mind trick on her. You did not see this. You did not hear the Kubert comment. These are not the George you are looking for. That's right.
Speaker: Hey, so, uh, I just found Axel, which is a RC company. No, Axel, it's a, it's an RC car company. They make a 110 version scale, uh, grave digger. It only goes for $800. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker: Yeah, our nurse, I did almost get to have a beer with Stone Cold. Yeah? Yeah, and Big Show palmed my head like a basketball. Ah, nice. Which terrified me. And I, well, uh - Say, if you weren't terrified, that would be terrifying. Yeah, years and years and years, because, like, you know, like, I don't realize it, but I know that I'm a big guy who's standing next to the Big Show. I know, I now know how Jeff feels every day in life.
Speaker: but it's like literally literally took his big show. What is the base of it? He's like six. You know, he's seven. He's seven four. Yeah. He took his hand and the palm of his like the bottom of his head. He had it on my chin and his fingers were like in the middle of my head. He's like I was looking down.
Speaker: He was like, I could pick you up with them. Years and years ago, I worked as security at the Hyatt Regency. This is back when it was still WWF. And they were all staying there after they were at the convention center. And then they were all staying at the Hyatt and they were at the bar drinking and I was just doing my rounds. And I stumbled into the bar and I was like,
Speaker: Holy **** I know these guys. Yeah, it's like **** it. I'm going to have a second. Go to the bar. Yeah. Hardcore Holly was in there. Shane McMahon, the big show. Yeah, the house. There was a bunch of them. They were all really cool. Uh but then uh they're like, you just missed Stone Cold. I was like, damn. I would love to have a beer with them and they're like, yeah, he would have too.
Speaker: like they're like Stone Cold's like my in my top three all time favorites. Icon. Yes. Yeah. You know, for me personally, all time favorite Stone Cold is my top three. Oh, yeah. He has to be. He was like a little polarizer characters. Yeah, he was. Well, I most related. He was one of those guys that that, you know, the average Joe could relate to.
Speaker: That was his whole mantra agreed. That was it. You hate your boss. You like to drink beer and you know all the things that you want to say and do to your boss. He did do his boss. The regular. Yeah, I would have loved to show up at the if my if my boss was in the hospital, I would have loved to show up at his hospital room and smash him in the head with a bed pan. I've had bosses like that. I don't anymore. Now I just want to do the the stone cold salutes and drink beers with my bosses because I got cool bosses these days.
Speaker: I got really cool bosses now. I like I like is off the clock. They'll drink with you. I don't know if they would or not. I don't know if they're drinkers. Super Bowl commercial actually was when the referees and the players in the bar and they still had cheers afterwards because it was outside of business. I respect that commercial. That's one of the best. We should put that commercial up there. That should have been on my mind. It happened in these days. I ain't even done that top 10. That ain't happening these days. You get referees and football players in the same bar and football players are going to kill some referees.
Speaker: Well, they both get paid, so why? Why? Because they screwing up the games. We don't. Bad calls. That's not their call, but they're doing it. Spoiler alert. It is their call. Spoiler alert. No, it's not. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Tony is not as smart as he thinks he is. What's you making her there, Chef Boyard Tony? Oh.
Speaker: ground pork and macaroni and cheese with some spinach. Nice. But I didn't go shopping, so this is my fault. I gotta go shopping. Fucking slacking, man. That's the Bronco version of that same truck. Don't get caught slacking, Tony. I'm slacking. I've been caught from slacking.
Speaker: It's the same fucking truck with a with a fucking rack on the top No, that's actually Slacking and get a winner on his fucking video screen if you ain't careful not from us
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh god, there's a penis on my screen. Should have known better. I've seen that coming.
Speaker: This is not the Machu Chi I ordered. Yeah, nice. I'm kind of looking at these smaller 124 scale RCs. And they're stupid, gee.
Speaker: I host a podcast with idiots. I got one that's cooking dinner and I got the other one who's completely sidetracked and looking at RC. That conversation was over. That show was an hour ago. Calm down, chef. Stop playing on the fucking internet and get involved in the goddamn podcast. I'm literally carrying this show. There's only so much. I finally got my paychecks come in. So I'm like, I can spend money. There's literally so much one person could do. I'm trying, folks. I apologize. This is content, damn it.
Speaker: That's right. That's me searching Amazon. Amazon is a huge place. You searching Amazon and Tony cooking. You know what? You guys have your content. I'm just going to stay. I'm just going to just take one. Tony had a camera on the food he was cooking so he could give commentary. I'm just going to stay quiet. I'm not going to say anything. You guys go ahead with your content. There you go. That actually looks good.
Speaker: I don't know. God damn clean your stove. You're **** heaving. Yeah. Jesus. I have a question. I have a question about your stove, Tony. Is that, is that, that's the infrared? It's a glass top stove, Joe. Right. No, but but it it it uses infrared to for the. No. No, it's it's it's it's yes. It's as opposed to like mine, it's
Speaker: Suck my dick. You fucking escalated. Quick as shit, Tony. I did clear my stool before I started cooking. I'm cooking this last 30 days. Jesus. Oh, no, no, dude. Jesus. I cooked myself while I cooked, dude. I'm so, like, I'm cooking. I'm wiping it down. Like, every time I start, I'm gonna wipe it down. Wipe it down. Fuck you.
Speaker: I'm like, okay, Tony escalated this **** quick. It sucked my **** quick. Chris is a spatula that he cooks with. One side has a sponge and the other side is a spatula. He's pretty much clean. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop. Scoop
Speaker: I'm just saying that I am the best cook on the planet. I always I don't know what it is but I use I use uh I bought these pans you just because you just yeah just because you make 47 pounds of spaghetti at a time does not make you my spaghetti rocks do Tony I gotta ask you are you mixing all that together? Yes.
Speaker: I was kind of a question because as you said, no, then I was going to have to cancel you. Just turn your mic up. We're going to let you stay on the show. We're just going to turn your mic off the rest of the show. It doesn't matter anymore because he just failed.
Speaker: No, man, those are the best meals when you're just like, all right, I got, I got burger or ground pork or ground turkey. I got macaroni and cheese. I got some veggies. All right. I'll do ground pork. I'll do ground beef or ground turkey or ground chicken. I try not to do ground pork, but ground pork is good though, man. Yeah. Yeah. I've ground it all up, man. I'll eat all. He ground it up. I'll eat it. Pork, chicken, turkey. And while we were talking on Snapchat,
Speaker: And I made that leftover, what you had three o 'clock in the morning. Three o 'clock in the morning, Chris and I were sitting there talking and we both went hungry. So we just got up and started cooking. Well, fortunately, hey man, I bought that George Foreman grill. I love that goddamn thing. And what I discovered, what I discovered about the George Foreman grill, we're going to get ready to take a real quick break, but what I discovered about the George Foreman grill,
Speaker: don't wash it after every use. What? No, you said that. No, yeah, you literally just you use it. You get off but don't wipe the grease off because then you get the good flavor. Yeah. Use it. Use it. Use it two or three times before you wash it and you get a nice combination of flavor. You know, like you cook burgers on it and then the next night you cook a steak on it. You're going to get that the juices and the flavor off the state or and then after that you throw pork chops. So then you got that nice flavoring. It's kind of like
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Just to clarify, Chris, you're not saying use it once a month, but don't - Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, if you only use it every once in a while, yeah, obviously clean it. But if you use it on a regular basis, like I use mine, I cook almost everything on mine.
Speaker: but it's kind of like, it's kind of like if you're Southern or a hillbilly or a hillbilly with a cast iron skillet. You don't ever use soap and water on a cast iron skillet. You just wipe it out. You wipe it out, you get the grease and shit like, but it's seasoned or your grill or your grill people don't clean your grill like a lunatic. That's seasoning. That's good. To store bought original. No, but like my, my uncle sells those big green eggs.
Speaker: Oh, God. I want a big green aid so bad, man. I'll tell you where to get it. I might be able to get you. Let me make a phone call. Well, can you also get me a big green egg and then also buy me a house with a large back patio that I can actually have? The problem is those big green eggs are stupid expensive. They're stupid heavy, too. Yeah. I don't have the room for one. Well, you can get small ones. No, you don't. No, I don't have any.
Speaker: I could do that if she let me. I could just go buy one when I'm down there. Yeah, but... I gotta get her a grill. I gotta get her a grill. I'm actually gonna make one. I'm gonna make me a grill. Because I told you guys I watched that snowflake mountain TV show. Stop it. Snowflake mountain. You said... Stop it. No, it's a real show. I actually did see it on Netflix. It looks so... it's so stupid.
Speaker: I want to kill every one of them. The little preview that Netflix shows, I want to kill every fucking one of them. I don't know who anybody is. I don't know who any of them are. All it was was the preview that came up on Netflix when you're scrolling through and I swear to God, I've never wanted to kill anybody in my life. I want to kill every person on that fucking show. I want to kill them. And the end.
Speaker: I never thought she'd make it as far as she did. I was kind of proud of her. I want to kill them all. I want them all dead. Yes. And if they're not dead, I take it back. We do not promote killing people. I want them all sterilized. Sterilize them so they cannot reproduce. 15 second clip was all it took. And I was like, ooh, you motherfuckers.
Speaker: No, but but the they they literally take them out of the windows and they got all these **** bags and **** and the boys that host the show for all their bags in the trailer and blow it up with explosives. Oh damn. ain't no fireworks going off tonight. That's why they've been out there the past two nights.
Speaker: That was actually Tony's ass. That's what it sounds like when you're hollowed out. When you're wallored out by matchi cheese. That's what happens when you get wallored out by the matchi cheese. Wallored that whole out boy. Gotcha. Good and wallored. Don't you worry about the Deadpool's Escapades.
Speaker: that's that was actually Jeff and his wife she actually sent me some pictures uh she's out there in europe again she was like do you think jeff would like this one i was like you know what i'm saying is the bigger the better chris i swear to god if you if you actually played saxophone in real life
Speaker: I would have started another TikTok page because there's a guy on TikTok, he calls himself the Sasquatch saxophone player. And it's literally dude out in the middle of the fucking woods and the Sasquatch playing a fucking saxophone. And I was like, Chris? Jeff, spoiler alert, he's not really playing the saxophone.
Speaker: He's just making a Tiktok video. That's like, that's like, that's like the people that kill me on Tiktok. I'll make a video with the song. You know, I eat lip sync on Tiktok and they're like, you have a great singing voice and it's like, uh, that's not me. That's Tim McGraw. I wish I sounded, I wish I sounded like Tim McGraw because I wouldn't be on Tiktok making stupid videos.
Speaker: No, actually, one of the videos that I actually posted to Facebook, to TikTok, I originally said video to you, Chris. We were talking about... It was one of the days we were sitting around before Tony came on the show. I think it was even before somebody else came on the show. But I was sitting around and I was watching... Oh, you mean Mike? You can say his name. It's okay. We're not going to say Mike.
Speaker: No, but I sent you a video clip. I was watching those failed videos and I commentated about the video where the guy, his truck rolled off the edge of a parking lot into the woods. And he's like, I don't know. I was in there commentating saying, I don't even want no more. And then I laughed.
Speaker: I lost my shit laughing and I posted that clip on TikTok and somebody put in, the laugh is the best part. I was like, I can't recreate the laugh. It's one of those things I had said and I laughed so hard and I can't find another video that makes me laugh as much as it does.
Speaker: I gotta take a piss. Go. I gotta grab some more beers. Go. So, we're gonna take a real quick break. Go. The world's worst hype man of all time. The world's the world's hypest mind and worst hype man of all time. All in one person. Tony D.
Speaker: No, we'll be right back. We have all blacked out Mojo for you. Well, their, their cover of fuels him rich. Yeah. Right. Tobacco.
Speaker: Memories are just where you laid them Drag the waters till the depths give up their debt What did you expect to find? Was it something you left behind? Don't you remember anything I said when I said don't find
Speaker: And leave me to myself, don't fall away And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands Love life bleeding in my hands
Speaker: I'm home and now I feel contagious Am I the only place that you left to go? She cries and life is like Some moving black and white Dead actors picking lines Over and over and over again She cries, don't fall
Speaker: And leave me to myself, don't fall away And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands Love lies, please
Speaker: I watched as you turned away You can't remember what I do You never even tried
Speaker: And don't fall away and bring me to myself Don't fall away
Speaker: In my hands, in my hands again And leave love bleeding In my hands, in my hands again And leave love bleeding In my hands, in my hands again And leave love bleeding
Speaker: Hell yeah. God damn. I love that song. Great song came out in the 90s by hemorrhage or by fuel. I just went out and came back on.
Speaker: I was wondering what happened to you. Great songs by Fuel back in the day. It's called Hemorrhage. And that was Maddie James with Blacktop Mojo and their version of it. Their cover, I think he did an awesome job. You guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is. As we tell you all the time, check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. No, Joe, sorry. Words are hard.
Speaker: And while you're at it, go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok.
Speaker: You can also join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night right here on YouTube and Twitch. You can come hang out, be in the chatters box, shoot your shit, or you can just lurk and be a weird creeper, I guess. I don't know. I mean, whatever your style is. And if you don't want to hang out with us live, you don't want to hang out in the chatters box. You don't want to chit chat with us and you don't want to be a weird creeper. Well, don't worry. We got you covered there. You can listen to us on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at on demand, wherever you are, however you are, whatever you're doing.
Speaker: for that matter you could just be creeping on other people's live streams and listen to us in your ear you put one ear but in the other in one ear and in the other yeah exactly we got you covered we're gonna take care of you so go give us a like give us a follow give us a listen and if you be so kind we don't ask for a whole lot on here but give us a share tell other people about us help us grow help us get bigger
Speaker: You know, that's what we're trying to do at the end of the day. As I've said, much like peeking in the brain, we're trying to take over the world. We're going to turn this into a nonsensical world full of nonsense. You like that, Tony? Yeah.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: We have a merch store. It's there, you know, whatever. Teespring .com, slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. I mean, it's whatever, I guess. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a listen. Give us a share. I'd tell you to give Tony a double thumb, but he's already wallared out.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I just caught what you was doing. You asshole. I just caught this. Oh, wow. I just caught this.
Speaker: That was a fantastic presentation. Tony's on other podcasts and other streams. I guess you guys can listen to Nonsense Go Nonsense. I'm there too. I'm on Twitter and Twitch and Ustream.
Speaker: and get vocal and air time and air space and your mama's a dirty hoe .com. I'm there. You can buy me. Tony V. Dot com. I got my own dot com. Also, I'm on a podcast. Mr. Shitstorm himself. I'm on a podcast. Whatever. I mean, I guess you could listen to it if you want. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: like the great, like the, like the, the great Pat Benatar said once said, what was the battlefield? Bobby Brown said, it's my prerogative.
Speaker: fucking hillbillies keep my hillbillies names out your mouth yeah they're hillbillies but they're my hillbillies
Speaker: You guys could be such great content. If I'm not making fun of Tony, I'm making fun of Jeff. Wow. As Tony does, all right, because all he can say is, wow. Wow. He's like, yeah, can't argue with that. He's pretty accurate. He's pretty spot on, I'm just saying.
Speaker: Maybe we should start drama with Tony. Jeff, you take your shirt off and get real close to the camera and yell at us. Put down the, put down the fork, Tony. Welcome. Welcome to the third hour nonsense. It's Tony D's aim is the hour. Oh, you motherfuckers want to go. You want to fucking play with me. You think I'm kidding. Hold on a second. I'm going to play some NWA for a real quick and I'll be right back.
Speaker: I don't know what the hell I did. I just broke everything. I don't even know what I did. I honestly don't know what that noise was. Calm down back there, Frank. It might have been the ghost. It probably was. It's just my cowboy hat. Yeah, calm down there, Frank. Well, Tony, you told him in the third hour, this was their hour, but then everybody ran away. That's why I said it.
Speaker: They got scared, man. I believe it. The Dunn got scared, Tony. I believe it. Their Chevy is not heavy, and they are scared. Jeff won't get that reference, but maybe Tony will. Mind you, it's just a conversation, not even an agitation. Agitation comes from the disrespect. So the conversation is always open. Why you don't come up here but talk everywhere else?
Speaker: He says, agitation is, and he's doing a podcast with me and you, the kings of agitation and poking the bear. Oh, hello pot. It looks like you need a good stirring here. Let me stir that pot for you. Hey, by the way, I just picked up five gallons for the gas. Let's do this.
Speaker: I see we have a huge bonfire, but I wonder what will happen if I throw this gasoline on it. This has got to be good.
Speaker: That is a genius of Jeff and I is we don't even have to be mad. We're just gonna aggravate just because Lord knows I am fantastic at here. Hold that Jeff. Hey you son of a good
Speaker: Tony's learned that lesson too. So trainees in sports, what do you boys think? See ya. Gotta go. Gotta go. Quick question. I'm gonna ask you this question. Shit. For 45 minutes. Shit. Go. Speaking of transgender. Go. Boys, do I have a story for you? And I meant to do this earlier in the show, but I got sidetracked and I forgot.
Speaker: So Friday I'm at work in one of my buildings. We have a Starbucks and you know, there's patio sitting and everybody brings their dogs to Starbucks and whatever. And this lady, and I'm assuming her husband, they were sitting there drinking their coffee. And of course me being me, when I see dogs, I have to talk to them and pet them and play with them because yeah. So they got this dog there and I'm, I'm playing with them and talking to them and kind of talking to the couple and I'm
Speaker: And I was like, oh, he's a good boy. I shit you not. The lady says to me about her dog.
Speaker: It's a girl. And I'm like, uh, nope. It's a boy. And she's like, she identifies as a female dog. And I say, well, judging by his nutsack, he identifies by a boy. Meanwhile, the poor husband.
Speaker: And he was like, it's no use. No use. I was like, I was so tempted to be just completely stayed out there for the Starbucks and roast this woman. But that was a new one for me. I met a trans, I don't, is it transgender canine Friday at work. Yeah.
Speaker: I would much rather hear that he identifies as a cat or a kangaroo or because if it were a kangaroo, I'd have punched him in his head. I'd be like, I told you kangaroos. You're on the list.
Speaker: I'm like, sir, sir, hold my phone and record this because my my buddies on my podcast don't believe I can whoop a kangaroo's ass and she said, this is a kangaroo and I'm about to kick his ass. We don't. I don't believe that. Come on the podcast, boys. I just beat the chihuahua. I beat a kangaroo's ass. Watch the video. I have proof. Uh that's a chihuahua. No, sir. It identified as a
Speaker: points valid I win you lose give the music maestro give me the music what I wanted what I wanted to say to this lady what she told me that her male dog identified as a female was
Speaker: You know, I'm I'm all for if people want to you know, so you can't you can't tell me that dog was like I identify as a female. Apparently that dog told that lady that that he or I'm sorry. She was a was a she. They typically who am I to judge? But in this situation, I was very judgy.
Speaker: And anybody who knows me knows that my emotions come out on my face and I have no control over them.
Speaker: And it's the reason the husband was shaking his head good. Don't even try because he's seen the absolute disgust, disappointment, and aggravation all in one look. And I was so ready to just go in on this woman and be like, it's a fucking dog. First and foremost, it's a dog. Second of all, it's a dog. This big ass motherfucker has basketballs for nuts. There's no confusion here.
Speaker: no she was um she was clearly she was uh she was uh she was a bit younger than her than her uh significant other and it was clear that uh she was a trophy wife because where i work at is in a very rich area uh basically the uh the guy who owns victoria secrets and the limited and all that stuff that's his
Speaker: You lady are confused. She was wearing glasses.
Speaker: That's his town. Yeah. So it's very rich in that area. Yeah. I didn't know if you want to get into it or not, but a lot of people don't watch the news. The what? No.
Speaker: Tony, I don't watch the news and I don't follow. Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, Akron, Youngstown, the east side of Cleveland, Columbus, it happens every day. Certain parts of Cincinnati, it just happens. He was running down the highway, he was running down the highway, apparently he shot up the cops. That was in Columbus. No, that was Akron. Two months back. No, this weekend.
Speaker: Oh, really? Because just a few months back, it happened on 71. Old dude was running on the freeway, shooting the cops, and the cops shot him back. And we're like, we're pulling cops and we're back. What you don't realize, Tony, is that shit happens daily. It's just when it crosses a certain part of town lines is when it gets on the air. I'll give you that, because when he got out of the car and ran, he wouldn't stop.
Speaker: There was one shot, then there was 60 more. Are you sure that's not the one that happened in Columbus? Because that's exactly what happened in Columbus. The story we had said Akron. Yeah, oh boy jumped out on 71 and because I actually had friends who were driving the opposite direction on 71 and they recorded it.
Speaker: And oh boy, decided to shoot it like 10 cops. Well, you're one against 10. And I don't know if you're very good at math, but you're 16 compared to their, I don't know, 160. You kind of lose. And I honestly don't know what came with that. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what happened, but it was like, uh, you know, it, yeah.
Speaker: At the end of the day, we're kind of as a society, and I know this is going to rub a lot of people the wrong way. These shootings, these mass shootings, we're kind of becoming numb to it. Yeah. It's kind of like that. It's kind of like back in the day when Lorena Bobbitt cut John Bobbitt's PPE off. That was not normal. That was not normal. But the 30 other days was after that, and we were like,
Speaker: basically turned into Tony. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Cut his penis off. Yup. Oh, Jody did say it is Akron and it just happened. So, thank you. Thank you, Jody. We are bad. My bad. I don't think it was the same guy that did it in Columbus because I don't think he uh no, this guy was 25.
Speaker: Well, thank you, baby. We were wrong. I wasn't sure because it was the exact same what Tony just described. It was the exact same thing that happened in Columbus on 71. Yeah. Pretty much, I mean, pretty much the exact same situation. I mean, they had to have been the most horrific scene in this movie ever. I'm watching Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull when those ants got their one dude, I was like Jesus Christ, this should turn the phone.
Speaker: Oh, speaking of Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones 5 comes out next year. I saw that. This man said - Really? Let that man - Is it Harrison Ford? Yes. Yes. I mean, I love me some Harrison Ford, but at the end of the day, let that dude rest. I don't need to - Why are they still making Indiana Jones movies? They were good after two. But they offered him $100 million. The second one ain't that good.
Speaker: I like Harrison Ford. Don't get me wrong. I do too. Actually, you know what? I don't know if I do like Harrison Ford. The fugitive. I intend to think of it because I don't like Indiana Jones. I don't like Star Wars. Harrison Ford didn't even like Star Wars.
Speaker: Yeah, I do. Okay, man. I mean I like Air Force One. I like to get off my fucking plate. I like the fugitive. I didn't kill my wife. He was the one, our man. He said, I don't care. He said, he's like, I don't care. Paris, Air Force had deuces, bitch.
Speaker: I guess I do kind of like Harrison Ford. I just don't like some of his like his biggest movies man the Star Wars and and I don't like them Well Star Wars like he literally asked I'm sorry whether you like the franchise or not
Speaker: And and and me and me not being a Star Wars fan and Star Wars came to me tomorrow and they're like hey Sasquatch Sasa Cooper call me. Yeah, we want to put you we want to put you in And what is the new show obi -wan Kenobi one whatever? Yeah, we're gonna put you in obi -wan
Speaker: You're going to be a main character. We're doing four seasons. Nobody knows why we're doing four seasons. We're going to, you know, that's what I'm saying. We're going to pay you. We're going to pay you X amount of dollars. I'm going to go. I hate star Wars, but I know I want star Wars money. So yeah. And they're guaranteeing me a big role for the next. And nobody knows there's going to be four seasons. They tell me we got four seasons. You're a main character yet. Give me that star Wars. I will. You will never, you will never hear me.
Speaker: 20 years from now, I will never be in a comic con going, I hate Star Wars. Now I won't say I like Star Wars, but I will never say I hate Star Wars.
Speaker: Yeah, when you've crashed Star Wars in the past, you ain't never going to get that phone call. Yeah, maybe they will. Maybe they don't know that. Maybe they will. Maybe they will. Because they want a guy who's out of the loop. They want somebody who's like, look, you're out of the loop. Hey, you understand that you're mildly retarded. We understand you're mildly retarded, and you think Jar Jar Binks is the greatest character of all time. Here's a twist. You and Jar Jar Binks sidekicks major role. I'm in. It's the start.
Speaker: We're doing, we're doing a, we're doing a star, a star Wars legal weapon. It's just you and Jar Jar Binks. This is like, how much? Me and Jar Jar Binks doing a, doing a Lethal Weapon style Star Wars show. I'm Mertol on these rigs.
Speaker: I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old for this **** I'm too old
Speaker: now they're chasing around the Mandalorian and some goofy ass baby Yoda. You got damn right. I take Star Wars money and I would never bitch about Star Wars. I wouldn't say, I would not say anything good about it, but I would never say anything bad about Star Wars again in my entire life. If they were like, Hey, you want this Star Wars money?
Speaker: Oh my gosh, can you imagine? He has to be killed. He's a killer. I don't care if I live for the next 100 years. You give me Star Wars money. You give me Star Trek money. You give me any of these crazy ass franchises. You give me that kind of money. You give me Disney money, period.
Speaker: I guess who's going back and deleting. Guess who's going back and deleting our deep dive on on **** Disney real quick. I don't bought the upgraded out real quick. I don't bought the upgraded version of the editing tool and I'm going back and re -edited and reposted it. I'm going to dub it in Walt Disney is the greatest theme park and person of all time **** I ain't going to I ain't I ain't ashamed. I'm a hoe.
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Speaker: We have a complimentary ball cupping just for you, sir. I'd like to think in the back somewhere this officer going to have to choke a bitch. Nope. I got your money. Somewhere on a, on a hidden, uh, name.
Speaker: screen name somewhere. Elon Musk is listening to the show going, yeah, that's right. One of these days, boys. One of these days, I'm going to get a knock at my door. Elon, I'm off tomorrow. Elon, I take my kids home Friday. I'll be back Sunday evening. Just so you know. Don't make me go to front of the kids. Who might even stay for it? No, I won't either. That's where you cross the line. Wait, you tell Elon Musk it gives you $7 billion to shave your head and fix. You wouldn't do it?
Speaker: I'll shave my head, your beard. No, you're in your face. You're in your beard too. Seven billion? I don't think you got to shave your beard. I asked your bitch the same question she was answering in the race. While you're sucking your dick, I'll be in the hospital recovering from a beat down, shaving your motherfucking beard. I don't know. We'll have to, we'll have to, we'll have to, uh...
Speaker: I guarantee you $7 billion, your pimp will say, shave it. We'll see what the boss says. I'm waiting for the current response as we speak. Because as of right now, I know the threats that I received. I know the threats that I received about my beard and shaving it. I know the threats you received against $7 billion. You shave them, motherfucker. Yeah, that's what I'm looking at. I'm looking at my phone, and you're like, shave it or not?
Speaker: I can't grow my beard back, but I don't think you should. In the meantime, what's underneath this beard is not that good. You can save it and lock yourself in the house for the next six months. I'll see you in two months. What do you mean six months? She was like, I'll see you in two months. All right.
Speaker: boys. We're doing the podcast every day for the next two months. Don't video chat. Don't video chat with me, but boys, we're doing the video chat. You all slide food on a tray under the doors. You gotta be locked up in the, in the studio. This is like, is your, is your beard back yet? Almost stay in there.
Speaker: I don't think I'll eat good because we have seven billion dollars. She's she's sliding like beer growth oil and like mix that in. You know, rub that on your face.
Speaker: It puts the beard growth oil on its face or it gets nose again. It puts the beard oil on its face. She's got you in a hole somewhere. She's rolling in a bed. It puts the beard oil on its face. You finally get a beard, she starts telling you about your name again. Why did you call me by my name when I didn't have a beard? Because you're more Cuban.
Speaker: She said, Jess shave it. It grows back for $7 billion. All right. Well, next, uh, Elon, if you're on a, on a, on a, on a fake account and you're listening and I'll be, I'll see you, uh, next Sunday evening, next Monday. What are we doing? I'll let you shave it.
Speaker: You guys won't believe this. I was fucking shit on the podcast but uh let me let me let me introduce you to my new friend. Yeah, this is Elon Musk and uh apparently I'm shaving my beard and sucking his dick. He just made $21 billion and you gotta **** it all up. I get to shave you. We got $7 billion apiece. Okay, I'm going to my flying hotel. Oh, so now me shaving my beard and sucking Elon Musk dick is earning you guys $7 billion. I don't
Speaker: I don't fucking think so. I pimped you out. What are you gonna say? What are you gonna do? You didn't pick nobody out. I'm gonna get Joey a cut. I'll tell you what, out of this $21 billion that you guys are talking about, Jeff, you get a billion, Tony, you get a billion, and Joey and I get the risk. Oh, shit. I'm the one doing all the goddamn work here.
Speaker: for seven billion in my pocket and I'm going to say actually I didn't say it actually I didn't say I would. He said I would. I have no I can't you know she comes in with a baton. It's just clips in the back of the knees drop down.
Speaker: It's only a minute, right? Don't you nut in my mouth, you son of a bitch. It's supposed to be. Shut up. I didn't sign up for a skull fucking. That's an extra 14 billion, you son of a bitch. The hell's wrong with you?
Speaker: God. Unbelievable. The problem is, afterwards you keep getting texts from him. Hey Chris, I got more money. You gonna taste out your mouth? Motherfucker, stage seven cleaner alert. God damn you, hon. It was a one time thing, bro. I bought 15 phones in the past week. This motherfucker still finds my number. Yeah, you took top followers that day.
Speaker: Holy fans, here I come. One video on OnlyFans. And it's viral. I'm still trying to grow my beard back. Will y 'all leave me alone? He's sitting there going like this. I got seven billion. I'm doing it with seven billion dollars in my hand. At this point, I've accepted my fate.
Speaker: I already know. Jody's like, this is better than hitting the lottery. All you gotta do is suck a dick for a minute. Yeah, you can handle that, right? I'm quite sure the wedding will be the next day. You might not want to kiss her for a moment. Like I said, I'm going to be like Jim Carrey at Ace Ventura. Puncher.
Speaker: Shut up, bitch. We're $7 billion richer. My bad. I'm sorry. I just I don't have a beard. I said it before when I'm saying it again. I saw it in using proposal. No.
Speaker: I lost my beer. I lost my fries. I can't make fun of Tony for the mochi cheese anymore. Give me a moment. I need a minute. Trust me, no matter how much money you make, we'll never make, not make funny. It will be the subject of every episode from here on out. That's okay. When you make fun of me, I'm just going to go. What it tastes like. It's okay when you make fun of me. Only a minute.
Speaker: When I'm sitting in my state -of -the -art studio and you guys start making fun of me and I just go, yeah, I just grab a whole stack of money and I just go right in front of the microphone. That's what a YouTube group is doing. Jeff, you still sitting in your bathroom. I mean your office.
Speaker: Tony, you still, you still picking fights on some random app? I don't get the fight. I just finish him. You just jump in for no reason. You're that guy. You're that guy. Your buddy's, your buddy's in a fight and he's doing his thing and you just jump in for no reason. Not that I do. Dude, your buddy's won the fight and you're just like, oh, it's on now. The dude is on the floor. You really don't need to step in at this point. He's knocked out when Tony comes in and kicks through.
Speaker: Oh, I thought it now. He's all mine. Everybody when they're down. That's the hell. No, that's the name of the game. I'm gonna, I'm gonna rock your ass with one punch and knock you to the ground and I'm gonna stomp a mud hole in your ass. Well, yeah, that's fun. That's a good time right there, buddy. That's how you piss me off. I don't do that. Man up, damn it. Man up. Man up. That's teaching me. That's teaching you a **** lesson right there. The lesson is you went down in the first goddamn time. No, the lesson is me stomping a
Speaker: See, class was in session the moment I racked your ass, but then we get to the lesson when you're down on the ground and I start stomping that ass. See it. See it. I can see Tony with his boys getting in the fight. Yeah. Kick his ass. Yeah.
Speaker: You're in a fight. I was what Jeff was to you. I was the shorter one. I was the one who wasn't the strongest. But I was the first one. You were the instigator? No. I would just be the first one to go. I didn't instigate it. But there was a fight. I went. I couldn't make all of them. But when I was able to beat at my ass with them. Judy said, I don't know if she's referring to me or what it is. She said, I'm getting a little concerned with the infatuation with Elon.
Speaker: but I was pimped out. So I mean, I might as well, I might as well make the best of a situation. I don't have an infatuation with Elon Musk, but I was pimped out.
Speaker: I'm just saying that money is fair. Share the wealth.
Speaker: Life gave me lemons, I'm just trying to make lemonades over here. So Jody, Jody, let me just go ahead and say like my homeboy Smoke says, when it comes to a Glick and it's $17 million, Smoke say the best, like, share, subscribe. Do not share our money with anybody. Do not share our money with any, especially these two.
Speaker: We have our list of people that we didn't care about rich. I'm gonna order you a fucking bottle of Crown Peach and you're gonna shut the hell up.
Speaker: We have our list of people we're going to take care of when we're rich, baby. That's it. Fuck Tony and Jim. Family first, I give you that. I'm going to do the podcast. I'm going to have two new co -hosts. I'm going to have another short white guy and another bald black guy. Jeff 2 .0 and Tony D 2 .0.
Speaker: It's a show go on like normal. I'm like, I'll be mad. It's just, it's just like, just like in the middle of it. Like, just like in the middle of a show where they change characters out and nobody notices it. It's going to be the same thing. Tony and Jeff, what's going on? Everybody's be like, wait a minute. No, stop it. That's Tony and Jeff.
Speaker: hmm yeah all right that's the same guys we didn't do anything we didn't change anything here at nonsensical nonsense podcast fucking a short black guy in a little bald white guy
Speaker: something's not quite right with your podcast. We can't quite put our finger on it but something's a little a little off. What are you talking about? It's the same. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.
Speaker: Let me a whole lot cheaper. They might actually work. They might actually put in work. I like you. Machi cheese, nonsensical nonsense in the Machi cheese. Tony let him out of his basement. I'm gonna replace you guys.
Speaker: with an asian guy with an asian guy and uh middle easterner and be like it just act like nothing's changed what's your fake bag fuck you motherfucker i blow you and i blow you
Speaker: She's like, how the fuck did you think you got on the show? I'm blowing somebody. Now I gotta get two new ones. You're both fired.
Speaker: speaking of the uh speaking of the Middle East random here we go uh so I was looking at the uh analytics for the podcast today we are fucking huge in the Middle East are we fool people listen to this hold on a second we've got a bunch of new countries that
Speaker: uh iraq nice i'm assuming it has to do uh maybe pal palestine nice are are some of uh what the hell so just just just a real quick random list of countries that listen to us obviously united states mexico germany the uk canada saudi arabia
Speaker: the Dominican Republic, which we're killing it in the DR. Thanks a lot, guys. You guys are awesome. I gotta come down here one time. I gotta come down here one time. France, fuck you, you French bastards. Hey, stop fucking with your fat face. Shit. Ghana. Oh, no. Latvia, which has been a long time listener. Latvia? Shit. Latvia's been listening for a long time. Yeah, Brazil, Ireland, Kenya, the motherland, Tony. Hey, yo.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: We are worldwide. I'm going to go talk to Pitbull. I'm going to go take our name, take his name back. I'm going to take my name back from him. We should learn how to say hi in all their native languages. And by we, I mean you. And by we, I mean you and Jeff.
Speaker: You have a what? An app for that. It's called Say Hi by Amazon. Amazon makes a app. It's called Say Hi. You can translate any text or audio into a different way. So does Google translate and it understands what bit. Yeah, but it doesn't do as well. It doesn't recognize slang as much. It doesn't recognize what? Slang as much as well.
Speaker: Well, as a guy who has had customers and truck drivers from all over the world that I have had to deal with, and you're not using slang, you're having conversation, Google Translate was the best one out there for me. And I had customers with Orkin of all different types of Asian heritage, Middle Eastern, Russian, African, all that stuff.
Speaker: And I would use that Google translate and we could talk perfectly rather than them trying to struggle through English, which they spoke pretty well, but they still struggled on certain things or me trying to struggle through and understand their, their, their, uh, yeah, their, their, their accent and dialect and stuff like that. They can speak their language. I can speak my, my.
Speaker: destroyed English language that I speak. And we could conversate back and forth with ease based off of Google Translate. And like I said, I tried a bunch of them when I was with the working down in Charleston, and Google was the best one. And it was free. And there wasn't a whole bunch of stupid ass ads. Say hi is free as well. I use say hi has no ads. But I used to say hi when I was in sales here. And I had the same issue. I'd have people from around the world. Here it comes, Tony.
Speaker: the one upper is under the roof. Oh my God, Jesus Christ. My app was better than your app. I got Apple, so my app's always the best. I begged to differ that one. I begged all you want. Dude, Apple sucks. Apple is the shit. Apple is the shit. No, no, no, your statement is Apple is shit. No, Apple is the shit. There's no the, it is shit. Apple is the shit.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Apple's Mac. So you say you're taking a 2021 a 2020 a 2019 and 18 and 17 and say there's a top five laptops in the world. No, that's not what they say. They're trash. My little, my little age group is amazing. I'm working on Apple sponsorship. Apple. Apple and ACC. We're here all day. Alpha males. Come on.
Speaker: that you had to say that you're an alpha male is more of the proof than we need that's. I am your beta ass down. There's only one alpha here and it's the one with the beard because it's my show. It's my. Yeah, it's a couple more minutes. I ain't gonna lie. I haven't had a problem
Speaker: I have a problem with it. As I've said many, many times, it comes down to personal preference. Jodi has an iPhone. She seems to like hers. I have an iPhone for work. I hate it. I use it for work.
Speaker: garbage. I use it. I use it. I literally I literally use my work phone using a an Android and switching from Android to Apple is a pain in the ass. This is a personal preference thing. Um no, I I use I use my I use my iPhone for our group chat that we have at work and phone calls and texts and that's it. If I had to look something else up or I have to find something else, I use my phone.
Speaker: because for some reason, my Apple iPhone also thinks that I'm in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. What? I don't know why, but my Android thinks I live in Detroit.
Speaker: So I don't know. My GPS is spot on. That's the thing. Like my GPS is spot on. But when I Google something and I'm like, and I think I've actually gotten it fixed on now near me, like ocean, there is no pizza on the farm.
Speaker: You know, before I think I've got it figured out, I think I got it fixed a while back, but before I'd put, yeah, I would, I would put a pizza hut near me and it would be like, we found eight pizza huts near you in Detroit, Michigan. And it would give me address like eight mile, not going there, been there, done that. I'm not going there again. I've actually, we actually spent a couple of white guys decided, all right, let's go down eight mile. We're in Ann Arbor working eight miles, not too far away. Let's drive down.
Speaker: that's all I got to say. That's not part of the time you drive doing ninety -five.
Speaker: Thank God I'm big and I grew up in both worlds so that
Speaker: people are cool with me pretty much regardless of where I go. My buddy was in the band freaking out. We were to work man. He was freaking out. I was standing outside this this fucking gas station. I made six new friends. You know, they're like, you know, I was out there bullshitting. He was like, would you get in the **** man? I'm like, why? These guys are cool. He was like, no, the **** are not. I'm like, yeah, they are. Come on. Yeah, he's in the band. He just cracked that ****. Can you get in the band? I'm like, no, I made friends. Leave me alone. He's like, I get in the band. He's like, you do realize you're
Speaker: Yeah, but those guys were cool as shit, man. I was bullshitting with them. I was like, you're the only one that's worried, not me. Maybe I don't like everybody. I don't judge anybody. I don't know, but it was cool. I come out and a couple guys are out there and I was like, hey, what's up, guys? And we'll dab it up and then bullshit around a little bit. Mason in the van. I'm like, bro.
Speaker: You can't be afraid. I know you ain't ever been out the country, but. I found all kinds of information out in a five minute conversation. I found all kinds of cool things to do on eight miles.
Speaker: They're like, you smoke? Nah, I don't smoke. You drink? Yeah, I drink. Alright, well, you gotta go check out. So, so, man, they got the coldest beer I ate, but I'm like, alright, I'm down. Let him know. Let him know so and so sent you. Alright. Don't take care of me. I'm like, alright. Let's go. Alright, let's go. Alright, we're about three hours in. Those of you who had a problem had your chance. I'm done. I'm good to give an extra hour. Don't you blame us. Don't talk about us. And if you ain't got shit to say to somebody's face, don't fucking do it. Appreciate y 'all.
Speaker: **** **** Keep your weight in your pants. PSA from nonsensical nonsense. Keep your penis in your pants unless they ask to see it. Unless they ask. Even if they insinuate and you think maybe
Speaker: don't pull it out unless they ask or they pull it out for you. It's 2022. You're going to **** around and get me too. Oh **** Hashtag
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. Tony's like the views and opinions of Glick are not the same views and opinions. Where you going, Tony? You gotta go check your Twitter. Tony's going to get hashtag Lumix. Man, you make fun of me, Tony. I thought you were my friend.
Speaker: I don't like a friend, Tony. I'm gonna let them get you. I ain't worried about them. I know you ain't. I know you ain't.
Speaker: We're a hundred and forty -one episodes into this goddamn podcast. They've had more more chances than they've ever. I was like a batter going up to the plate and getting 141 strikes and not taking a single swing. 141 perfect pitches right down the line right across the plate and you don't swing on it. That's the worst thing ever. When you get ball through, you get a full count. That motherfucker don't swing and they're still out. I'm like, damn. I don't hear this. Yeah.
Speaker: We're not hard to find. Oh, Jeff. Oh, Jeff. Jeff, I made a man, Jeff. Uh -oh. Jeff, delete this off the podcast. I'll go live next. I can sit up here for now. I'm on an actual real platform and not a make -believe platform. I'm on more platforms than you can even work. No, I can work them all. I'm just not on them. I'm on more platforms than you can work. I'm on real platforms.
Speaker: All right. I have 175 platforms that I'm on because it's Tony D's show and it's Tony D's podcast and it's Tony D's platform. It's my world. I'm the mayor. I'm the mayor. I'm the god. I'm the king. I am the president.
Speaker: I am the chief of police who has more power than the mayor. You're not one of my joint chiefs. I will tell you. Stand by for the joint chiefs of beef broadcast coming soon. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. Wait. Breaking news. You fucking ready. You fucking ready. What is it, joint chiefs of beefs? I'm on it? Like, I'm going to be live on it with you? Where's my news sounder at? That was breaking news. You know why you want to be there?
Speaker: Oh, I want to be there. So, the only reason I'm there is the baby said Jay, buddy. I got Jay. He's like, he's like,
Speaker: He's like, like you've tolerated Jay money for like 10 plus years. We need a babysitter coming. You know how to handle this part of the joint chiefs of beast broadcast. And you are also to be a part of the bad boys of haps. Where are these pocket? Where are these broadcasts going to be held at? Because I'm not downloading. That's my control. I'm not, I'm not downloading anything. If it's, if it's on re stream or stream yard, I'm in, but outside of that,
Speaker: I'm not downloading anything. I'm going to let Jay get drunk and high. Let him talk his shit man. I'm washing my hands right now. I am washing my eye. This will be the first. This will be the first and only time I give my VSA about Jay.
Speaker: What he says and does are not the same opinions or probably the same opinions and views. But he says that they were their own specific personal opinion, not necessarily those who's on stage with them. That's why we're going to have the bad boys and haps. Like I said, that was a damn duff. Like I said, I'm in. Get over being on haps a bunch. I need to get over being on periscope, which you have is going to get off our nuts. We coming.
Speaker: I'm in charge. Tony's coming on your face like you're a machi chi. You've been warned. That was that was Tony's I'm coming moment. This is just so you know. Don't come in my mouth. Tell me before. Okay. This is just so you know. Holy smokes. How do we end the show on that?
Speaker: like I said, man, if it's on, if it's on, uh, you do it through re -stream or re -stream where you can just send me the link and I can jump in. I mean, I can't do any of those other, other fucking platforms. I'm not downloading shit. I'm not downloading shit. I don't have the, you know, between our, between all of our social medias and shit like that, I've already got.
Speaker: and so much shit I'm trying to keep track of. That's the last thing I need is more shit I need to keep track of. Plus, I'm just not on other platforms like everybody else is. Yeah. But I'm down. I know. I showed up with a big stick. I'm looking for a pot to stir and five gals of gasoline. And I got one. The original crew on my mind is me. You smoke J money. Oof.
Speaker: The items still waiting. I love getting together on here. I'm waiting to bring the morning and then do a half of what's going on, but I know they want to be there. Don't mind being there. I'm trying to keep the people out of the drama. The bad boys are going to be a bunch of us who have been up there and we've been catching shit. Oh yeah. Bathurst needs to bring his ass on too. So Bathurst, when you see this, you need to have your ass available because there's some shit you need to get unloaded off of your chest.
Speaker: I ain't really been in shit. I just got drug into shit, but at the same time, I'm one of those you don't listen. No, no, I'm just saying you said you said people have been in this shit and and I I don't I don't I I just get my Yeah, I get guilty by association and I get my name drug in I'm bullshit, but I don't know that I can't finalize that one like I want to I ain't afraid to fucking speak Association broadcast is gonna take some time. I ain't worried about speaking my mind. I
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Speaker: But like I said, man, when you're, when you're on the restream or when you're on, if you're streaming or whatever like that, whatever, you know, hit me up. I don't do all the other craziness. That's what I told Jay the other night. He was like, Tony's freaking losing his mind. He's flipping out on James. You got to get in here. I'm like, where? He's like, uh, I think you were on air times. Yeah. I was like, I don't have air time. I'm not downloading air time. You know, I don't.
Speaker: I thought it was you. I know. I was up there for a minute at the at the very beginning. That's before we had before we had Streamyard. Cuz I yeah, it was before we got before we got on the stream here cuz I was trying to find another platform that would let us multi cast. But let me go ahead and let me go and wrap this **** show up. I'm talking all this craziness. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We're
Speaker: We are nonsensical nonsense, the one and only, nonsensical nonsense. Because we bring the nonsensical, we bring the nonsense. And you ain't seen shit yet. Yeah, motherfuckers. It's generally where Jeff would stop looking up RC cars and chime in and help hike the show, but he's -
Speaker: Well, we do appreciate y 'all. So we appreciate y 'all hanging out. We were a little long for a Monday night, but it's a holiday. I'm off tomorrow. Jeff, Lord knows what he's doing. Tony, Lord knows what he's doing. That's the bit of worry about. Like I said, restream it up. Send me a link. I'm always there. My cousin sent me a link to when you got it.
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Speaker: That's what posters looks like. Posters are similar to the real movie poster. Obviously different actresses and actors but yeah. Smoke just went live y 'all.
Speaker: Okay, but no we do it like I said, we do appreciate you guys listen We appreciate you guys hanging out shooting a shit with us all that fun jazz Those of you guys who are we're in the chatters box. Those of you guys who are lurking. How you doing? What's up? Welcome We see we know you're there. We know you're there. Hi lurkers You suck at the end of the day and you're fake all of you ins all of you ins But we're still here. We're doing our thing
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Speaker: How are you doing? Welcome. We're nonsensical nonsense. I'm Glick. He's Jeff. That's Tony D. You know who we are. But if you're not already, go check us out on social media. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. You can join us live and you can hang out here. You can shoot shit in the chatter's box or you can work whatever you prefer.
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Speaker: But we do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We do appreciate y 'all chilling tonight. We'll be back Wednesday night with a brand new episode. We got a little black top mojo, different black top mojo, not our normal show closure because it is Monday. So we change it up a little bit on Monday. Tony D in light of our recent conversation, bad boys of Haps, you know, the, uh, the, uh, the council, if you will, and all that black top mojo.
Speaker: Check them out on all social media wherever you listen to music and all that jazz at Black Top Mojo. But we got trouble on the rise, boys.
Speaker: Cast out by the devil I got fire in my bones Burning with a black heart And cursed to roam Life with the sunshine It's cold on my face Forbidden food on my tongue Sweet to the taste You can try and kill me Try and turn me down
Speaker: You're too pissed to love me, a laugh at the sound And as I walk through the valley, cause it's gotta work, yeah I'll come out of the valley without you
Speaker: I'm
Speaker: There'll be trouble on the rise There'll be trouble on the rise There'll be trouble on the rise
Speaker: Yeah, motherfuckers. That's how you end the goddamn show right there, boys. Tony, you look like you want to say something about that song. I had no problem with the boys. They got soft, bro. Yeah, absolutely. No, I didn't think you were going to say anything bad. I thought you wanted to say something good about it. But we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you Wednesday night.
Speaker: Same nonsensical channel, same nonsensical time. Jeffrey, what would you like to leave the people with tonight? Adooses! Tony D, do you have words of advice for the people? Mother had you, mother made you, mother fuck you.
Speaker: the god damn right. Happy Fourth of July, everybody. Remember, America! Number one. Undefeated World War champions. World War champions. Undefeated in war. We got so bored with kicking everybody else's asses that we kicked our own asses in the Civil War. We appreciate you listening. With that being said, goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button. Hit the button. Hit the button.
Speaker: It's my shoe. I'll hit the button when I want. Fucking want to.
