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Speaker: Don't call him a comeback. I've been here for years. I'm racking my beers, putting suckers to beer. Making the gears rain down like a monsoon. Listening to the bass go boo. Explosions. Overpowering. Over the competition I'm towering. Wrecking shop. When I drop these limbs, that will make you call the cops. Don't you dare, sir.
Speaker: To the rest and I don't get sliced and diced Competition's paying the price I'm gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out Don't you call this a regular jail
Speaker: I'm gonna rock this land But I'm gonna take this city mini world by storm When I'm just getting warm Just like my homie Dolly, they call him Cassius Watch me pass his feet like a skull Don't you know how to be quick? Why do you riff with me? I may be excite though And when I'm drunk, my time ain't getting ready Cause I might go blout How you like me now? You look like I'm not allowed
Speaker: Listen to my gas shift I'm blastin' I'm blastin' kinda like Shaft You can see I'm shaftin' Old English built my mind When I came out with a monkey ride One gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out One gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out
Speaker: I'm gonna knock you out I'm gonna knock you out I'm gonna knock you out I'm gonna knock you out
Speaker: Shock of battle heard When I rip and kill at will The man of the hour's our own power
Speaker: I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand that I'm not your average man When I got a jammy in my hand Damn, ooh, listen to the way I say Your crew damage, damage, damage, damage, destruction, terror When me and Batsby assist his own suckers I say him farmers, farmers, I'm ready I think I'm gonna bomb a town
Speaker: Don't you never ever
Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: Yeah, there you are. Yeah, there you are. Happy Wednesday. Whoa. Whoa. Happy Wednesday, fuckers. Yeah, shit up there.
Speaker: Let's get this shit started. Nonsense. Nonsense. Everybody different. I don't know if you know this or if you pay. I know you don't pay any attention. You're the worst. You're the worst of all time. But I want to start by saying this.
Speaker: This is nonsensical. Welcome to our 300 show. I literally just booked this title just now. I'll be there. I can leave. I can leave. 300 of these bullshit ass fucking podcasts.
Speaker: Speaking of which, if you're not already, shame on you, but go ahead and check out the socials, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Come hang out with your boys live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube. It's 7 PM -ish whenever we get the health show started. We just had to make up our own. We have a little technical difficulties today, but you know, that's not the norm.
Speaker: Not really technical difficulties. I just was posting shows from last week that I typically do on Friday, but since we went out of town last week. Right. But I mean, once again, it comes down to you had an obligation understandable. So then of course you had to wash your ass. I get that. I had to wash my ass. You know, I take one shower a week. I happen to do it on Wednesday. So, you know,
Speaker: So we've run it a little bit behind. No big deal. We always are. It's the name of the game around here. Speaking. If you do miss this live and you'd like to listen to us anytime, any place, go ahead and check us out on Zincaster and everywhere you listen to podcasts that all them socials, YouTube, Zincaster, all at nonsensical nonsense podcast, really easy to find.
Speaker: Go ahead and give us a follow up and give us a share. We greatly appreciate that. Well, I've just been, uh, I've been busy this week. You know, we got home from, you know, we got home from a PA Sunday night. Um, and then, you know, you don't feel like doing anything after, you know, driving and being on vacation after vacation, you almost need a vacation to recover from your vacation.
Speaker: Well, I'll tell you what, we didn't do a whole lot, but we, we, we had, we had a really good time and, um, we, uh, the kids went with us. We stayed at, um, at Nikki's parents' house and they, they, they really enjoy the kids. I mean, it's like, they get a second set of grandkids because Nikki's boys are, are grown up. Nikki's an only child. So, you know, her boys are grown up and, you know, the kids like hanging out with them and they liked the kids. So we had fun and they live out in the middle of nowhere. So, and they've got, um, I think, I think.
Speaker: I think her dad said they got 65 or 75 acres. Nice. So, you know, it was nice to go out and visit. And then we went, you know, Saturday we spent the day at her aunt's house and the kids got to go swimming. Her aunt's got a big pool in the backyard and then we ate there and hung out, played cards and everything. So, you know, it wasn't like it was
Speaker: a lot of like, you know, when you sometimes when you go on vacation, you're rushed, rushed, rushed, rushed, rushed, rushed, rushed. You're like, oh, we got to do this. We got to do this. And then you're like, fuck, I haven't gotten to relax yet. Yeah, you don't. Yeah. You know, so it was it was it was just a weekend getaway, but it was very relaxed and we didn't we didn't do much. Just kind of hung out and enjoyed each other's company. But today was back to school for buggy and cash. Oh,
Speaker: the first day back to school. So Monday afternoon, I don't know why they do this, but they do Monday afternoon. I had our app evening. I had open house for cash. So, you know, he had to go meet his teachers and see where his classrooms were and find his locker and all that jazz, you know, the normal open house stuff. And then I got home and I started the show late Monday because we were at that. Right. And today we had,
Speaker: buggies open house. So it was just like today was really the first time I had a chance to kind of breathe when I got home from work and picking the kids up from school to jump on there. And I could tell Nikki, I said, we'll try to do this as quick as possible. I'm not even going to go through and try to mark our, you know, mark our ads for the sponsor. Sorry. Hopefully you guys don't mind, but we did shout you out. Shout out to, um,
Speaker: people buying liquid IV. I see you. I don't know who you are, but I see you. I shout out. You need some money. Um, so kind of did that. And then of course it was a hot take from the shower. Well, like, you know, this weekend was Friday was Kevin's birthday and Sunday was Michelle's.
Speaker: So we kind of didn't party throughout the entire weekend. You know, had the bouncy house. More food than you could shake a stick to that. Maybe the kids were hanging out. And of course, my dumb ass, I'm sitting there, I'm like, you know, that bouncy house was cool. I'm like, have to know. I fought with myself for like 45 minutes, but I'm going to go get on that thing and jump around.
Speaker: Then I was like, no, I'm not. I'm too old for that shit. Then I got on the stupid thing and 20 minutes later, oh my God. Don't be a wuss. It's not about being a wuss. You instantly remember how out of shape you are. But just a couple of episodes back, you were telling us how in shape you were. I never said I was in shape. I can walk for days. That's fine.
Speaker: but jumping up and down like fucking retard all the time. That makes cold. Isn't that just a daily norm for you? Jumping around like a retard? No, because I try not to move from this chair. That's a lot of moves. You just sit and apparently retard. Yeah. How were the parties other than you trying to kill yourself in the bounce house? Like I said, it was just the kids hanging out.
Speaker: Hey, uh, I cranked up some tunes and pissed off the neighbors, you know, normal shit. And I was like, Hey, you fuckers. I'm sorry. It was all the time. Mind your own. And then five minutes later, the kids are coming. Hey, can we come chill? You know, if you guys don't jump on it, I'm going to end up in the stupid thing hurting myself. What's going on? I think I got earlier.
Speaker: I told you I got thrown into that. I did that update and just like threw me into the room and it was like he's written. I think she called me a right cut and maybe a bugger. Don't know if that was an insult or not. Well, it's a little bit of both.
Speaker: Everybody can be a cunt. It's a good and bad thing. It's all about code. It's tonality. I popped in there and she started busting my chops right off the gate. I mean, like I told her, hey, you're not wrong. It is what it is. But like I said, you know, tons of food. You know, we rent it.
Speaker: had it here on the front yard and set up the bounty house, moved to Malibu, set up the bounty house. Everybody jumped and played. Kids had a blast. Nice. That's the most obnoxious music I could at one point. Let's see who we noticed. Yeah, no, I mean, that's good that you guys had a good time. No, exactly. Trust me. And I can... It's all about tonality.
Speaker: Yeah, and trust me, I don't know. That's a difference. In my room, who left this animal in? Oh, you invited me. So it wasn't me. It was it was water. Now, we have we have a new hater on Instagram. I invited him on the show or her on the show tonight. They've been extra froggy since Monday running their cocksucker.
Speaker: Uh, in the comments, um, Hey, we see you brother. What's going on, man? videos back and forth on TikTok. He pops up my for you page, all the talking about couple, but it is apparently nice. Let me say, my man's working his ass off. I can't wait to get him back on the show. Uh, he's working his ass off though. But, um,
Speaker: No, got this fucking ass cloud in there. Just talking all kinds of shit. Like this show's not funny. You guys are dry. You're slobs. You're losers. Then he said, Oh, look, like he was commenting on the video about me and Nikki with the wedding engagement or the engagement announcement. Well, two dudes in a hot tub. Good. We see you support pride or some shit. And then just, just behind off the handle. But it's funny to me.
Speaker: And I hope you guys are listening to this because I'm almost 90 % positive. It's one of you fucking losers on airtime. It was about maybe an hour after Monday's show. And I kind of, I just sort of went off on Tony. I kind of sort of went off on Tony. And then I was ragging some of a good majority of the assholes on airtime. I was just ragging them.
Speaker: I think they always say, fuck them if they can't take a joke. And I'm assuming it is. Oh, no, I wasn't joking, Jeff. Oh, I wasn't joking. You know what I mean? You know, but you know what I mean? It's like, hey, this is the ABCs of me. If you don't fucking like it, there's no fucking door. Yeah. Nobody's forcing you to watch. If it's not the same person, it's more than likely somebody from that same group. But I put in the comments.
Speaker: We got a shorter night. Keyboard tough guy. Feel free to join us if you'd like. Yeah. And then one of my comments because I called him a cut because I said, of course, now it's correct. I said, of course, now it's crickets when you get called out because you a bitch made cut. Instagram took my comment. I actually found myself lately on Instagram a lot.
Speaker: I was watching Instagram Reels for stuff. I like Instagram Reels and Facebook Reels. It's so blatantly obvious because it was literally like within an hour after the show ended that the comments started coming through and they were going all the way up till today until I called them out and said, come on the show. Yeah. Now we've got quiet. He or she has gotten real quiet. But their account has like three posts and
Speaker: 10 followers or 15 followers or something. Definitely a fake account. Yeah. It's like, cause you do so much on the internet. You know, I agree. We are not 100 % all the time entertaining, but speak for yourself. No, I am. I know. But it's like, but it's like, there are, there are those spots where we're just kind of like,
Speaker: I get it. But it's a it's a real life podcast. So we're not always going to be funny. We're going to have serious conversations. Yeah, it's a real life. But that was the other thing, like talk all the shit that you want to talk about the show. But what kind of person are you that you're just going to take random cheap shot at a man's fiance or wife or girlfriend? Yeah, that's that's fucked up. The shit don't make no fucking sense.
Speaker: No, you know, say what you want about me. Say what you want about me. Leave my loved ones out of it because that's a good way to get fucked up.
Speaker: Shout out to our haters. I mean, I appreciate you should out of you guys. And I appreciate y 'all listening because you're boosting the numbers and we'll take those numbers, this as clown comment. And I mean, you're boosting the algorithm on, on Instagram, man. I appreciate that.
Speaker: Let's have a full on blown conversation. You crazy. I thought, I thought that I thought the same thing, lady, to be honest with you, I thought the same thing. Or like I said, in that same circle, um, of people where that last person came from. Yeah. But once again, okay. Now I, I'm not the person to go on at her time. I went on once and I was like, this is, I don't, I don't really go on there. I might pop in there and say hi to, you know, like,
Speaker: I might go in there and say hi. I might chitchat for a few minutes, depending upon the conversation. Most of the conversations are the same dumb fights, the same dumb shit with the same dumb fucking people. Dude, I want to 100 % agree. You know, the problem, the problem with most people going live on, on all these random things is okay. I can get it. If you got a topic you want to bring up, great. Yeah. If it's the same conversation, okay.
Speaker: Yeah, no, um, yeah, I think I popped in one of the rooms. I think it was yesterday. My days are all over the place. I don't know if it was yesterday or today. And they're leading another gentleman. We're talking about kind of the state of America and it's, and it's a fucking, you know, and I, I, uh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The comments are still there. I don't delete comments. I don't delete comments and I don't hide comments. I've never deleted any.
Speaker: I mean, I say what I say, if you don't like it, it is what it is. But, um, you know, and I kind of chimed in for a couple of minutes. Um, I mainly just pop my head in to say hi. Then I sort of get into the conversation, but you know, most times I just pop in, see who's in the room. I might say hi to a couple of people and then I dip out because I get the notification that, you know, from, from the app.
Speaker: Um, other fuckers will live on that bitch 24 seven and have the same fucking fights day in and day out It's it's like I don't like arguing with okay, so so me and a co -worker had a mild argument about how something was done today and We were both wrong but at the end of the day, it was like
Speaker: Even that conversation was like, Oh, I don't fucking care. Yeah. And then the person will leave and everybody will be like, Oh my God. So -and -so gives us such a headache and it's so frustrating. Uh, yeah, it's the nonsensical account. Uh, you know, blah, blah, blah every single day. It's like,
Speaker: kick them out and block them. It's that easy. Yeah. It's it's not brain surgery. How are you going to bitch about somebody because of the way they act and the way they do things but yet you allow it constantly. Yeah. You're part of the **** I mean, at the end of the day, this this is why he like Kevin goes live on on on and and with this kid explain with
Speaker: got him blocked because Kevin beat it. Oh Jesus. And then he, and then he goes onto my TikTok because Kevin's always like, you should check on my dad's TikTok view. And he's like, I got Kevin blocked. And I was like, yeah, that makes you an asshole. He's like, but, but no, it makes you an asshole. I'm sorry. And now he's all quiet. And I'm like, well, fuck you. Yeah. You're, you're an ass clown at the end of the day.
Speaker: We use this term on here all the time jokingly, half jokingly, but GBA, if you're hanging out with a bunch of snakes and you're - And then you cry when you get bit. And then you're engaging, actively engaging, actually actively a part of it. You're nothing better than they are at the end of the day.
Speaker: You're not saving anybody captain savo ain't coming to save the fucking day. You're not saying that No matter what your opinion is the chances of you changing someone else's opinion about any subject That's like me trying to convince you that Ford is better than Chevy Whether you agree disagree with my opinion At the end of the day, you're gonna still go. Yeah, I'll still like you know
Speaker: I mean, I'm a Chevy guy, but I don't think, you know, Oh yeah. But the Ford has the Titan or level or whatever the case may be. You can be like, that's great. That's your opinion. Yeah. Chevy is my personal based off of comfortability and affordability because Ford's are stupid overpriced.
Speaker: And they don't, they don't, like I've never, he has a great body style, man, their interior stuff. Yeah. I've never been comfortable in a Mopar product, whether it be Dodge or Jeep or, you know, you know, I got to give Chrysler a little bit. Well, no, Chrysler's GF aren't they?
Speaker: Prince, nobody fucking asked you. Nobody asked. No, but my point is, okay, this is exactly what I'm talking about. We brought him up right now and been like, okay, we're gonna convince you that Chevy's better. At the end of the day, he's gonna get off the show and go, yeah, I still like Ford.
Speaker: You're never going to change anybody's mind. Whether it's Trump versus Biden, Ford versus Chevy, you know, patch blue ribbon over fucking Bud Light. At the end of the day, does it really fucking matter? Because me drinking Miller Light affects you. Brian, this guy, you fucker. Yeah, because I probably know I can drink way more than you're watching. I have something for you, sir.
Speaker: you ever take some Viagra and melatonin at the same time and see if you can jerk off before you fall asleep? The fuck no! Well that's what it's like to drive a Ford F -150. The fuck no!
Speaker: I actually saved that just for Brian. I'm waiting for him to come up. I played it for him Monday night or not. I can't, I seen it, but I can't remember. I actually, you know, cause I created, I did the one about the wet spaghetti noodle and your dad was like, I don't drive a two 50. I'm like, shut the fuck up. It's still forward. They circled the problem. Calm down.
Speaker: And he's like, but I drove a 350. I'm like, yeah, not getting the point, dude. So and then I couldn't play that one for Brian because he would have been the same thing. Well, but I drove an F -150. OK, fine. So I found an F -150, made that one, saved it, put it up here. I'm like, all right, let's bring it on. But changing somebody's opinion on anything.
Speaker: whether it's like if you say two plus two is four and I say, no, Chris, it's three. You make me right, but you're never going to change my opinion because I'm an asshole. That's like my thing is if you don't like me or the show, why are you watching? Exactly.
Speaker: And you know what? I'm still of the same opinion as we talked about a couple months ago. It's the Howard Stern equation. I may not like it, but I want to find out what the fuck he's going to say next. Yeah. And you know, he just went. There she is. Oh, they're saying. Yeah, she just went there. She's like, what you look at me if there's any room left where you're at. But it's it's.
Speaker: The problem with trying to change somebody's opinion about anything is you're, you're just going to end up looking like an asshole to try to push your agenda on somebody else. I don't talk to people. Even if you're Dan, your dad, your dad and I can go. Hey, yeah. No, yeah. That's, that's, that's just mind boggling to me. Ladies and gentlemen, whether you believe in,
Speaker: God or not. One of the things that he gave people, you know, per what the Bible says was free will. Exactly. That's a God given, right? It is not my job to tell you your opinion, your opinion, the greatest line of all time, greatest quote of all times. I don't know who said it, so I'm going to take credit for it. But opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and they all smell like shit.
Speaker: Oh, I thought the greatest quote was all time was the devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist. Yeah, but once again, same difference. You know what that movie is? Cradle of the Grave? No. It's in Cradle of the Grave, too. Oh, no. I was thinking the usual suspects. Kaiser Sosa. Yeah, Kaiser Sosa says it, but the dude in Cradle of the Grave says that he's
Speaker: The DMX movie? By the way, he had a DMX Steven Seagal movie. Terrible fucking movie. Great movie. But some bad fight scenes, dude. And I'm sorry, that movie, and I can't remember the other one, was Steven Seagal and Anthony Anderson and Tom Arnold's relationship in those movies. I'd watch those two in a movie fucking every day. They're hilarious. I can't remember the other one. I don't think so.
Speaker: The true path isn't trying to change opinions. It's getting someone to accept that opinions will always vary and it doesn't stop someone from being a good person. Exactly. And at the end of the day, you know, whether you're passionate about something or, or not, arguing with somebody about an opinion is, is, is trying to catch, is trying to catch wind in a jar. Oh,
Speaker: try to catch wind with a fucking butterfly. It's not gonna happen. I did, and I'm sorry. I didn't even know I had anybody blocked. Holy crap. I got a whole slew of people blocked. No wonder they're making... You went on a blocking spree. You're like, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this. I don't think I have anybody blocked. I know I'm blocked on several places. Apparently I have a...
Speaker: I mean, the people that I had blocked were in that circle of special needs individuals. You know, I didn't realize I had anybody blocked. Yeah, apparently I did Lee. My bad. That's why he couldn't decide. That's, that's the great thing about the, the world and society that, um, no, the people that are,
Speaker: I didn't realize people that were blocked are blocked up on purpose. One of them, one of them likes to wear sunglasses in the basement or the shed that he lives in and go live at night with sunglasses on and passes out from over indulgence. Another one is a methane. So bright. He has to wear shade. Another one might like sending unsolicited pecker videos and pictures and
Speaker: Why did you fucking block me? I do you think? You know, I gave my phone door for 2 .30 in the morning, I hope it hit the moon. You got to make sure you're going to like that video, buddy. That was a good one, too. I was like, look, a helicopter. You know, here's the thing. I can be off in the sun. I still won't wear sunglasses.
Speaker: I don't wear them. I have, I have some, I have like my prescription sunglasses and I do wear them. Because of prescription. Well, yeah, but I mean, I don't, I always wear a hat at work. So I got my bill, you know, like, but I don't wear a hat at the weirdest fucking times. Like I'll throw them on and it'll be cloudy as fuck. And not the sun's not even thinking about coming out and I'm like, probably some of the most vulnerable.
Speaker: I, no joke, there's like 35, 40 pairs of sunglasses upstairs. It was done, you buy sunglasses, like, going outside. She got some really nice Ray -Bans and the Gucci and all that shit. She used to buy, you know, we'd go to the fucking gas station. We'd be like, oh, look, we're in front of the car. So there is a stack of fucking sunglasses I could wear. I don't even think, if I need to go get something from the store, I just go. Half the time I get halfway to the gate and go, fuck, I don't have the keys.
Speaker: I almost had to put my sunglasses on today because fucking wouldn't wash my car for the first time in months. Holy smokes. She was a dirty girl. She was a dirty filthy girl. I had to give her a rub down not once but twice with the old brush. The old ticklers. She was a dirty girl.
Speaker: You know, I'm hearing from you myself and Bob Smith would watch you watch the car and go, the fact that you mentioned brush just...
Speaker: I typically, I'm very hesitant about using the brushes, but the place I go to has like these amazing fucking brushes that have like microfiber soft bristles. So, and I hate to break it to you, but with my silver car, I would see the scratches right now. Oh, I care that I was born.
Speaker: I've owned two different detailing companies. I used to, when I clean a car, like for instance, if I take your car and... I'm just driving through the fucking car wash and cleaning it. Yeah, see, that's for me. That's a huge no -no. I don't give a fuck for you. Yeah, I know. You're part of the problem. You don't even have a fucking matter.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. If I were, if you, if you gave me your cards to Jeff, watch this. It would be 12 hours before you would get it back, but it would get back so clean you could eat off the underneath. First and foremost, I know better than to give you my car for 12 seconds. What a long 12 hours. But, but that was, that was my exact lady. I got an IDS.
Speaker: Shut up, Jeff. No, I've got an idea. This will make us rich. This will make us rich. Here's what we do. We get jobs in the bank. And every week they pay us. And in 30 years, they give us a retirement. It's like robbing the bank.
Speaker: Sorry, I lost it. I lost it. I lost it. It's the, what's with two guys that, I can't remember their names. They're always doing like parody videos. They did the racist zombie video. The guy that, the guy that does, he does the substitute teacher. The black guy is bald guy. Yeah. Yeah. That's the guy.
Speaker: They do that joke where they're planning to rob a bank. It's like, I got a better idea. Here's what we do. We both get jobs. And we do our job. And he's like, and in 30 years, hey, hey, yeah. It's like, so when do we rob? We don't have the best part. No. But anyway, I pulled it when I pulled my car out of the
Speaker: The car wash, you know, the sun hit the windshield. It was just like, oh my God. The fucking windshield is filthy. It was so, I almost had to put my sunglasses on, but yeah, man, I needed it. I think they did wash so bad. Threw a little wax job on it. You know, we did the whole shebang. They got like a handheld hand dryer that looks like a Canon. I just use it because I like to play with it. Yeah. You know what that's for?
Speaker: It's for driving. You want to run the headlights and taillights? Yeah, that's what I do. So that when you drive off, you don't get streaks of water coming off your shit. What can I do? I do my windshield. I do my windows and my headlights and taillights in my mirror. You should do your trim. Nope. I did my monitor though once. Try to start it. Look at how it works.
Speaker: No, I, I, cause it's, you know, it's, it's the last say all there and it's like, well, if there's still time on it, I'll, I'll use it and I focus on my windows. I'll do my windows, my mirrors. And then if I still got time, I'll do like my, my rims and, and whatnot. Like playing with it. I'm not going to be, I'm not even gonna lie to you. Like 15, 20 minutes.
Speaker: I'm not going to lie to you. I may or may not. I'm not going to lie to you. There may have been a time or two where I've stood in the, uh, the drive through the car wash thing with that dryer going. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Clear the room. I had a, when I, I had, I had a, I worked at a company that I eventually bought it's in Mansfield's home details. And, and we did automotive detailing.
Speaker: And we'd have six or seven cars a day, but we had 20 guys. And we had this, it was a, it was just a blower. And what if it was a canister, it would blow clean air that was filtered. So it wouldn't throw out particles or anything like that. And you use it to clean the trim and stuff like that. And every days we'd just take the nozzle off, somebody just blow it in their face and stuff like that. Hey, there he is.
Speaker: Hey boys! Look what I got here! Hey, where are the white women at? There he is. Where the white women's at? What's your name? You saw the video, did you?
Speaker: I did that video a while back and it's literally off. These two guys were doing it on cruise ships that were like a quarter mile apart. That video has gotten like 5 ,000 views. That blew my mind.
Speaker: that video is so that sound is that sounds like it's so old. Well, the new one is these two guys. They gotta be like these guys gotta be in the 40s 50s. Oh my god. No. What up, man? What it is? What it do? Bring him up. What the hell?
Speaker: Me and I offer to bring him up all the time. He's camera shy. So I was telling you before the show, the other day I was out on the balcony in my door. Plus I learned this week, you know, we can't have another black guy on the show because there's no reason to have a black guy on the show because all he is is a cheerleader for our dumb shit. That's what our new friend told me.
Speaker: I'm not wrong. Why is the black guy even there? He doesn't even... Why is the black guy even there? He's a cheerleader to you two. So the other day, about a month ago, no, it was like three months ago, I have that balcony that I did the podcast from. It has a glass door and the lip at the bottom they have one of those
Speaker: It was like little rubber thing at the bottom so it doesn't, the water can't come in. And the one they had on it was too small. So I went and got a bigger one, cut it down and was bolted on. When I put in the rivet, somebody bumped me and I cracked the glass. And eventually cracked piece of glass became broken glass.
Speaker: So while I'm waiting for the company to cut new glass and get it installed, I went and got a piece of plexiglass to put in it. But in the one, it's not tall enough, a piece, three cut piece of plexiglass I got from Home Depot. Was it tall enough? So the one corner, I have a chunk of glass still in there that I can't get out without taking the door apart. I'm standing out on the balcony. Well, I don't want to break it. It's holding in the plexiglass.
Speaker: Glue a plexiglass glued to it because the plexiglass isn't all enough to cover the entire hole This short, yeah, well I've thought of that and The other day I go out on the balcony to have a cigarette because I don't smoke in the bedroom And I turned around and I took this giant chunk out of my fucking hand On that piece of glass I just hit it just right and I
Speaker: I went, how? Didn't think about it. Came back in after smoking the cigarette. And Kevin looks at my hand and my hand is covered. He's like, what the fuck? And I was like, yeah, that's not good. You should go on WebMD and see what you should do to fix it. Well, it had a piece of skin hanging off that was about the size of a fucking quarter. And if I tugged on it, it hurt like motherfuckers, so I took the pair of scissors and cut it off.
Speaker: and then super glue. Yeah. Well, I thought of that too, but you know, my problem is, is I literally, I reached around just now, scratched my back and I came back and I hit the side of my chair with it. Oh, you don't need any energy drinks. Nothing. You tap that fucker just right. You don't like the fuck a wig. The next morning after, you know,
Speaker: I fucking reached in my pocket to get out my lighter the next morning completely forgotten. Wow dude. I was like, okay, no need for coffee or nothing. I am ready for the fucking day. Sounds like to me that you're a pussy. Hey, I am what I eat.
Speaker: So you're a black dick? Sure. You're an asshole. You're a 12 year old little girl. I'm a lot of things apparently. Wow. Wow, man. It's it.
Speaker: it. I kid you not, it's about the size of a dime. Well, that's, that's, that's one of those things. Like when you get, when you get a brand new tattoo or whatever, and you know, once it's done, you know, those, those. Yeah. When they're doing it, you're like, ow, ow, ow. And then it's done. You're like, okay, I'm good. Then you bump it on a doorway.
Speaker: You know, the next week or so afterwards while it's healing, you forget about it. You don't realize it's there. And then you, you know, like when I got my arms done, there was several times where I'd be at work and I'd go to do something. And like, I'd be like under a sink and I'd lean and go, I forgot that was there. Yeah. The great one is when you're like, Oh my gosh. Yeah. Those are fun too.
Speaker: Oh, now that, you know, I started wearing earrings again, several months back and I forget that they're there, you know, the first couple of weeks I had them, I could feel them, but now I forget they're there and I'll like reach back and grab my ear and be like, yeah, you got to scratch it. When I'm getting out of the shower and I'm driving my hair, you know, you take the towel and I go like that. It's every time it gets caught on one of them. Don't, don't.
Speaker: So when I had a piercing shot where I would do tattoos and body piercing, I had a tattoo guy working for me and everything, and I used to do piercing. Being the dumb guy that I am, I get bored and I'm like, I'm going to give myself another piercing. I got the bright idea one day. I'm going to pierce my nipple. I'm going to pierce both. I did one, and I was like, yeah, I'm not doing that again.
Speaker: You get out of the shower, you're towing off, and you hit that fucker. Holy shit. I did that when I was a young lad. A pretty girl convinced me to pierce my nipples. And I'll tell you what, I felt a lot of people do that. They're like, you know what's really affecting a pierced nipple? Bitch, I'll do this now. You know,
Speaker: Her brother owned a tattoo shop. Her brother owned a tattoo shop. He did it for free. Blah blah blah. We weren't even actually dating at the time. We were just friends. It's the idea.
Speaker: And I'm like, oh, okay. Let's be honest. I have 100%. I am. I have a big dumb animal. It is what it is. But, uh, that was basically how wonderful.
Speaker: You'll like it? You really like it? Okay. Dude. Oh my God. And that pain. It was, it was probably the worst pain I've ever felt. I've broken bones. I've been stabbed. I've been kicked. I've been hit with, you know, I had three front teeth knocked out with a shovel. You know, I've been, you know, I got my back sprayed up with salt rock. You know, you know, I felt a lot of pain in my life.
Speaker: That was very simple. I don't hate anybody that can do both. You're a fucking hero in my book. I did one. And I was like, yeah, I'm good. And the second worst pain in the world was when I got when I ripped it out. I ripped one of them out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want to talk about somebody screaming like a bitch? Oh, oh, one. I do not doubt it one bit. Dude, I got my Winnie the Pooh tattoo on my ribs. That hurt.
Speaker: I'm not gonna lie. It hurt like a motherfucker. Longest 45 minutes of my life where I was the whole time, you know, bearing down like I'm fucking giving birth and shit. And I would do that 400 times than do my nipple again. Holy fuck. And I see, I saw a guy the other day. He, well, I watched your favorite person, Mr. Family on Vin Diesel. I was watching
Speaker: They put Triple X, the movie, Vin Diesel's Triple X movie. You mean the Wish version of Fast and Furious? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And Kevin was like, what's that? I was like, oh, that's Vin Diesel in this movie where he's a spy and Sam Jackson. Kevin was like, well, you can watch it. I was like, OK. And he's got that tattoo around his nipple.
Speaker: And number one, they're fake tattoos. And Kevin's like, that's cool tattoo. And I was like, no, it isn't. Yeah. No, you know, you know, he would cry the entire time. What you should have done is to Jack Kevin. It is a bad ass tattoo. And when you turn 18, we're going to get you on. Yeah. I think Kevin's got a really cool idea for a tattoo. You've seen the new Jumanji movies with Jack Black and stuff and the rock in the first one.
Speaker: Was Rob Williams? No, the first remake. Okay. Well in the remake, they're, they're in the game and they have three lives. Oh yeah. He wants to get those three bars. I was like, that's actually kind of cool. That's a cool little tattoo. What would be really cool? Uh, copyright patent, click August 16th, 2023, 8, 10 PM.
Speaker: because I see any you fuckers with this tattoo. What would be really cool is to get those three bars and like have two of them almost transparent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was telling him that too. I was like in real life, we only get one life. You know what I mean? Exactly. The bars like almost transparent or like the batteries that be on those. Yeah or something like that. That'd be cool. That'd be badass. But he came for his birthday. One of the things he wanted.
Speaker: Kevin loves to color and draw and stuff. So I bought him a marker set. It's like, there's really cool markers and easel and stuff like that. And he came in here and he had the three parts on it. He took a black marker. He's like, look, I got a tattoo. I'm like, yeah, they get the real thing, dude. Well, here's, you know, tattoos, as you've mentioned, they, they only hurt.
Speaker: while getting done, but certain spots, like he had the one mark right there on the wrist and I was like, dude, that hurts. Oh, I have, I have, I have no idea that, you know, I have no doubt that as I've said before, when I get my arms completed and I've decided that I'm getting the backs of my hands done and I know what I'm getting, uh, kind of an idea. I know what I want, but I'm going to let my, my guy work his magic. Yeah. He's going to tweak it.
Speaker: Cause I wanted to do something for Thor and Loki on each hand, but I didn't want to do the Marvel Thor and Loki. I wanted, you want to do the real, I'm doing a Moneer on one hand for Thor. And then Loki symbol is like two serpents in like an S. Um, so I'm going to get that on my other hand. But my, when I finished my arms, they're coming down around my wrist and I have no, you get across, you cross that, that, that cut mark. Yeah.
Speaker: When you know, doing the cardinal and the rose, the cardinal and the bear, the bear did not hurt one bit until Danny gets down right around there on the wrist, right where the roses and the compass on the cardinal. Wow, that'll make you wake up. The bear and the forest and the wolf and all that stuff. Yeah, it was
Speaker: And then he hit the he got right down there on the bottom of the rose. He hit the wrist. Born a motherfucker. Tell me to get ready. Bear down or something. Yeah, let a brother know. That is the worst. My tattoo artist did my back and things up on the real good friend of mine. He likes when he does my tattoos, he likes to fuck with me. He's like, he's like, okay, I'm going to do the left side. And he'll do the left side. And then he won't say nothing.
Speaker: when he switches to the right side. He'll just do it. And then after he does it. Oh, yeah, by the way, I'm switching the right side motherfucker. No shit. Yeah, that's the kind of thing that he does. What in the hell? What in the hell? But it's like it's like doing the under underside of your bicep right below your tricep.
Speaker: right there. I haven't even gotten them yet. But I got a couple more than I need to get done. The next ones I want to do is I want to get all my neck done. That's going to be a single like eight to nine hour session. And apparently it's going to suck. Like Danny was told
Speaker: So he literally told me, he says, dude, we're going to get you so fucking drugged up. I was like, really that bad? And he's like, he's like, well, the stuff he's going to give me, he says, what it does is it basically makes you, you'll feel it, but you'll be too lazy to move. I'm like, yeah, I like that. But we found this ointment. That's what I said. I said, yeah, I'm already that guy. He says, no. When you feel pain, you're like, oh, I got to move, you know?
Speaker: This will be like, I don't care. But we found this numbing cream on, on Amazon. You put it on and then you wrap it in cellophane like an hour before you get to tattoo. You won't feel shit. So I want to go that route because I don't do that. I can't. I, you know, it'll, my luck I'll freak out. You know, I'm like, Oh my God. I don't want to freak out pussy.
Speaker: You know, drugs in me do not, they're not a great combination. Don't freak out. But it's going to be a long eight to eight 10 hour session is where he's going for everything I want to do. It's going to be a long day. And apparently, when you get your neck done,
Speaker: Getting the actual tattoo is not that bad. But it's the next morning when you wake up and your neck is stuck to itself. And then you stretch your neck. Apparently that sucks too. And I was like, damn, I didn't even think of that. He's like, yeah, it sucks. He's got a grid, like honeycomb. He's got a client with a honeycomb on his neck.
Speaker: And he says, that guy, he did his honeycombs. And the next morning the guy woke up, he was just like, Mike, if I move my neck, my neck's going to rip apart. He just envisioned his skin. And then he's like, dude, it's just his cat. He's like, no, no, my neck's going to open up. I'm going to die. He's like, don't drink it. You poo sua. Don't drink the long water.
Speaker: I had to go into a tangent right before break, but I know that people out there people drink the bong water. How messed up do you have to be?
Speaker: before in your head, you go, this is going to be a good idea because not, you know, I don't smoke at, you know, it's well known. I don't smoke weed on here. You know, I don't know. But I have friends and whatnot that do smoke. I've seen bongs. I know what a bong is. I know how they fucking work. I've also seen the ball and water and I've smelt the ball and water. Yeah. You'd have really fucked up. I'd have to be really fucked up.
Speaker: think about it, let alone I should do it. But I see, I'm also seeing, I'm also seeing those guys that we drink out of a spit cup. A tobacco spit cup. On accident. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Like on a bet. These guys are like, Oh yeah, I'll tell you. Well, that's, I guess that kind of along the same lines of those, those assholes that'll go to a bar and they, you know, the mats that are on a bar, they'll ring them out into a cup.
Speaker: Dude, I'm good. Fuck that. Just give me. You know what? Okay, fine. I'll drink the Bud Light. Jesus Christ. Don't make me drink that. What in the fuck is wrong with you animals? Why would you drink that? Why would you drink that? Why wouldn't you drink something good? Like liquid IV. Yeah. Good friends over at Liquid IV. It's tasty. It's delicious. It properly hydrates you.
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Speaker: We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy the sweet sounds of our good friend Leo over at Leap Frog Studios and his cover. What? It's Frog Leap Studio. No, it's Leap Frog Studios. It's Frog Leap. It literally says it's the beginning of a field. Let's find out. I may be wrong. I know you're wrong.
Speaker: Anyways, it's his cover of Don't You Forget About Me from the John Hughes classic, The Breakfast Club.
Speaker: Can't think you know it, baby Tell me your troubles and doubts Given everything inside and out and Love strange, so real in the dark Think of the tender things that we were working on Slow change may pull us apart When the light gets into your heart, baby Don't you
Speaker: Forget about me Don't, don't, don't, don't you Forget about me Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Speaker: Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling down
Speaker: Don't you try and pretend It's my feeling well When in the end I won't harm you Or touch your defenses Vanity and security Don't you forget about me I'll be alone Dancing, you know they be Going to take you apart
Speaker: I'll put us back together at heart, baby Don't you forget about me Don't, don't, don't, don't you forget about me
Speaker: Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know Let them know
Speaker: Gotcha. And Jeff was right. I'll give him that one. One time in 25 fucking years, Jeff was right. I gotta give him.
Speaker: I've watched a lot of Leo's videos. He does some really good fun. Congratulations on 300 shows. You fuckers are committed. You like each other. You're a dirty bastard. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. When are you going to come on the show with this? Good son bitch. You've been in here with this damn there all 300 fucking episodes. If I'm not wrong, Jesus, talk about commitment.
Speaker: I don't know if that's going to be a big seller for him. I'm actually excited. I got another order coming. I ran out.
Speaker: So I'm hoping I'll have it by this weekend. Cause they ship fast, y 'all. They don't, they don't waste no time shipping. But, um, we got, um, we got, uh, watermelon and the R Kelly flavor, the golden shower. Nice. Actually it's actually golden Sherry.
Speaker: I actually just lost a sponsor. I'm really drinking the golden shower flavor. You actually just kind of get a whole bunch of 14 % girls and throw it on them. Oh, yeah. Oh, our friend is back, but he's ignoring. Oh. He's ignoring my invite. How convenient for him.
Speaker: So, so, uh, HBO has that Pope's Exorcist. Have you seen it? What? The Pope's Exorcist, the Russell Crowe movie.
Speaker: I haven't seen it yet, but Before I watch it. I want to give your opinion because speaking of things that need an exorcism. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense That's Jeff. I'm click. I'm the host of this fucking dumpster fire We're not already go ahead and check out the social media's Facebook Instagram Twitter and if you'd like Mondays Wednesdays and Saturdays 7 p .m. On YouTube
Speaker: And if you can't join us live or you miss us live and you want to get caught up or maybe you're just feeling nostalgic or maybe you're a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay and they've been torturing you with replays of our show on Zincaster and everywhere you listen to podcasts. All that nonsensical nonsense. Go ahead and give us a follow up. Give us a listen. And if it beats some kind, give us a share. We greatly appreciate it as always. Um, I haven't seen it yet, Jeff. Uh,
Speaker: But I don't know exactly, I kind of got mixed feelings about it. Like it doesn't look like it'd be something that would be up my alley, but at the same time it kind of sort of does. Maybe. Yeah. Well, like to the point where I see a couple of clips and I'm like, I might want to actually watch that. I should ask Chris. Because I don't want to waste my time and watch something go, wow, this is,
Speaker: But I do like Russell Crowe, I have no problem. We all know that I do not like. I do like you guys ready for a mind screw? Absolutely, go fuck me. We're always down for a good mind fucking. Yes. He's gonna say, actually, I'm Asian.
Speaker: I've been catfishing you the whole time. I'm actually a no tooth hillbilly in the whole community. We got catfished by golf. We got golf fish.
Speaker: Well, speaking of movies, Jeffrey, I got some, what the fuck news, but I also have this really cool, I also have this really cool poll that came out. So we can, we can, uh, I'll give you the option. We can go into a couple of news stories. I have here and hit the poll in the last last hour, or we can go into this poll. Um, and then hit the news in the last decision.
Speaker: Uh, let's do the poll first. Cause I'm curious. Okay. Cause I know the news show will be funny and it'll probably take us onto a tangent. What's that? I know the news stories are going to be good, but they'll probably put us on a tangent though. You'll never get to the poll. I think one of them is going to put us on a tangent. It is sports related, but, and I know you're not a sports guy, but it is also a movie related. And I know you're a movie guy and I know you're a sports movie.
Speaker: So one of the stories I think is going to put us on a little bit. Are you talking about the new story about the old Sandra Bullock? Yeah, that was fucked up. Well, not necessarily. Not necessarily all kind of. Yeah, well, I know what you're talking about, but yeah, yeah, we'll get to that. I'll do a real quick pelvis thrust with the Sandra Bullock, actually. See what? I mean, yeah. Hey, don't worry. I got you, Mickey. He's behaving.
Speaker: There's a new story about Michael Orr. He's suing the family. Michael Orr was the main character from the Blind Side. But he's suing that family because that family just royally fucked him over. Well, now all the boys - Well, they didn't adopt him even though they said we're adopting you. Well, needs to turn in her Academy Award or whatever it was she wore. So I was going to say like, oh, pelvic thrust that dance about her. The main story is the main dance is the two -way dance.
Speaker: Okay. The two we or situation. So there's a teaser for you guys coming up in the next. We'll get to that because I got a lot to say about it. We're going to, we're going to dance with that. We're going to dance with that story. So yeah. So, um, AV club .com.
Speaker: Okay. Which I think I'm gonna save this website because there's a lot of cool articles on here. Sounds like a cool website. It's all movies and televisions or whatnot, but av .com put out a list of the 38 funniest movie performances in the 21st century. So character, you know, actors. Not necessarily the movie, but the character in the movie.
Speaker: Very, very interesting. And I turned it down earlier this morning. It was like 72, 74, literally the journey to each to get the air. Really? Yeah. Thermostat is fun. I mean, I'm trying to back up. I'm just I'm freezing. Yeah. All the maintenance work orders are in the door.
Speaker: I'll try to remember to grab one, but I think that thermostat is fucked. It's not reading properly. I wish it was that cold in this house. I never told you so. So this is not necessarily the movie, but the actor playing the character in the movie.
Speaker: This list could go anywhere. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. Uh, our friend is back running his cocksucker. So he doesn't have the boss come up on the show. I just dropped the link in the comments.
Speaker: Chris, do you smell it? I smell booty! I smell booty, man! Give me the old face. Don't crack me up.
Speaker: I just dropped the link in the comments. Any who, uh, any who the, uh, the AV AV club .com. Drop this list. This is the 38 funniest movie performances in the 21st century. Um, you want to, you want to take a crack? You got any, uh, I wish I would have made this a lot easier to look for, but I would say controversial. Who a controversial subject is like.
Speaker: the gym carrying Ace Ventura parts and stuff like that. I don't know if he's in here. That's just on top of my head because like that shit was huge. Oh, he's no, he's in the comments. Oh, is he really? Yeah, I'm on the new post. He's in the comments. I just need to drop the link for the show in the comments. Said door's open, buddy boy. Well, yeah, let's hit me with a couple. I'm curious.
Speaker: This is kind of shocking. Coming in number 38 on the list. Shit. Shit. Ryan Gosling. Okay. Performs I'm Just Kin. From the Vadu Barbie movie. Okay. I haven't seen it.
Speaker: I haven't either because I'm a grown man. Nicky and, uh, Nicky and, uh, and, and buggy went and seen it. So, uh, I've never heard of this movie, but Christian wig and Annie. Momolo from Barb and star go to Vista Del Mar. No.
Speaker: I've never heard of it. That's funny. That's that's funny. So. Kristen Wiig is funny as hell. Uh. Maria Baka Baka Lova from the the Borat Subsequential movie film, the sequel where he where she was like his daughter. I don't watch for it. I think he's stupid. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean.
Speaker: It's like it tries too hard. Yeah. Don't know who that is. I'm going to skip past that. I was going to say. So far, this is just going well. Yeah, no. I absolutely love this woman. I think she's super cute and she's funny as fuck. But in this movie was actually pretty good. But I believe, yeah, you had your favorite person in it, Jason Bateman, who
Speaker: I think is also great. And then you hate them. But Rachel McAdams in Game Night. That was a funny fucking movie. She killed it in that movie. However, I'm slowly, slowly changing my statements on Jason Bateman. He does a live, not really a podcast. It's called Jason Bateman asks the hard question. Him and Will Arnett.
Speaker: I've been seeing clips on Facebook, on TikTok. It's genius, where I'm kind of like, I don't hate him as much. Yo, what's up, Elliot? Yeah, no, I think Jason Bateman is great in damn there. But that game night, that movie was funny. Everything it does. I think you said you watched this. I think you said that you watched this, the Crazy Rich Asians.
Speaker: Uh, no, I've seen clips, but I've never seen full of Constance. Woo. She, she, she was on. He's funny. Uh, don't care. We're just going to hit the, we're just going to, I don't find this person funny. I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say who she is because I don't find her funny in any way, shape and or form. Um, actually she's, she's new to the scene and, um,
Speaker: I've never seen it, but I've never seen it. The problem is I don't have a person. Tiffany Haddish is not funny to me at all. I have to look up to that because she was on here at 31 for girls trip. There's someone with uh, uh, um, Scarlett Johansson. Uh, sure girls trip.
Speaker: Making his. I know it, that's not it. Appearance on this list, and I love this movie. This movie was a good movie. The nice guys with Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling's on that movie's funny. That movie is funny. I feel like this is incredibly disrespectful for a 29th for being 29th, but our guy.
Speaker: The one and only Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool. That low? I mean, they better pull off some serious poppers, dude. They gotta pull off some holy shit moments because that movie's funny. I don't know this movie, but the kid, Julian Dennison, was the kid in Deadpool 2. The fat kid. Yeah. Who's hiding the... Who put it in my prison wallet? My prison wallet?
Speaker: Uh, Jason Statham for spy. I don't think I ever seen that movie. Uh, don't care. Don't know who that is. Nathan is kind of like, uh, Nick Gates. He just does a bunch of movies. Yeah. Uh, covenant number 25, probably the greatest Batman in my personal opinion. Will Arnett from the Lego movie. Yes.
Speaker: see these first. I call them the dogs. Well, that's funny as fuck. Leonardo DiCaprio for Wolf of Wall Street. I've never seen the movie. I didn't know. It's not really a comedy. He just the shit that happens in the movie. You're just like, wow. Really? Yeah.
Speaker: uh at 23 uh Danny McBride this is the end which you can put Danny McBride in every anything I don't get that movie that movie is funny and fucked up all at the same time Emma Watson in that movie I feel bad for her every time I see it Danny McBride is great everything that he does
Speaker: That damn he's bounding down show on HBO. Oh my God, dude. I think I only watched the first season, but every episode he was killing me. Yeah, this motherfucker. And he was funny as hell in Pineapple Express too. No, dude, that fucking this is the end. When Chan Tatum shows up, I'm going to gimp. Totally didn't see it coming. Lost my mind laughing. Still, every time I see the clip, I'm like.
Speaker: The funny thing is look up the interview where they talk about how they got channel to do it It's like three o 'clock in the morning. They emailed him and called him and he's like He wakes up the next morning, he's like wait, what did I agree?
Speaker: That crew you know those guys that would be a fun time Probably Rihanna was in that booth There's a whole fucking school people Yeah, what's your next one? Holy shit 22 rebel Wilson and bitch perfect
Speaker: fuck her. She's, she's, she's, I never see pitch perfect. Number one, number two, Reverend Wilson, she just hurts me. Yeah. She, I mean, she's, yeah, there's something about her that kind of rubs me the wrong way, but she had some funny moments. Uh, dude, she was hilarious in the third, um, uh, what's that Ben Stiller, uh, uh, not at the museum.
Speaker: She's hilarious in that. They made three of those goddamn movies. Yeah. The third one they go, it's it, it happens in London and she's the security guard at the gate. She's in it for like maybe three minutes. That's a movie franchise that should have stopped at one or not ever happened. Uh, well, Rob Williams is good at it. And Owen Wilson is there. 21 speaking of Channing Tatum.
Speaker: from 21 Jump Street. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I did that clip. I don't know if you've seen my TikTok, but I did it. I got the kids involved in everything. Yeah, the covenant number 20, the very pretty Jennifer Aniston and horrible bosses and she was a goddamn
Speaker: trip in horrible. No, I, the only problem I have with that is the dude's like upset. I'm like, dude, it's Jennifer. Hey, bro. I'll trade you places. Yeah. No shit. I'll take that job. I'll take now. Right now. 19 Melissa McCarthy.
Speaker: and bridesmaids. I love Melissa McCarthy. Holy shit. She steals those goddamn puppies. And then she's like, she's got a band full of that. She's funny in that that moves. I didn't expect that she's funny, but I laugh. Yeah, I think she's I think she's funny in every goddamn thing. She's one of those one of those actresses that you know, she doesn't
Speaker: She doesn't um she doesn't she doesn't fake it you know you believe everything she does it's not and and it's not like because you get actors and actresses in the comedy world and this is kind of how I feel about Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell was very hit or miss for me because sometimes I'm curious the same way sometimes they just go over the top for no fucking reason not like Ace Ventura he was over the top that whole movie but it called for it
Speaker: right but something like liar liar is perfect yeah he was it over the top but you watch something like it seems right but like what was the he did that mr poppin penguin terrible movie
Speaker: I've never seen it. So I don't know. I've never. I can't get through like Leslie Jones. I don't like. I don't find her funny. I don't say I don't like her. I don't find her funny. We get it. You're a giant black woman and you yell all the fucking time. That's like Monique. I don't like Cat Williams. We get it. Shut up. Watching Cat Williams on Friday. Funny as fuck. I don't really care for Cat Williams.
Speaker: You know, um, I'm trying to think, um, uh, but yeah, like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell can go like old school, great movie. Like that movie, The Elf. Everybody loves it. I hate it. So stupid. I can't, the CEO of the company I work for, he and I argue about this all the time. He's like, it's the greatest movie. It's the greatest Christian movie. No, fucker. Diehard is the greatest Christian movie ever. Yeah.
Speaker: I will fucking die on that note. Die hard and leave the weapon one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time. But if you're looking at a Christmas, Christmas, Christmas movie, natural headphones, Christmas vacation, funny as fucking Christmas movie. Violent Nights, a great Christmas movie. I loved it. Loved it. I thought it was. Kevin and I just watched it like a couple of weeks ago because it came out on HBO. Fucking loved it, dude. It was genius.
Speaker: Yeah. And I love John was all I love that, dude. I love John like was almost a bad guy. I like John like was you can never go wrong with him. I want a movie with him in it because he's in it. I don't care about John is awesome. Yeah. And he's played a bad guy in some movies. And he's such a great bad guy. God damn. He makes so easy. You believe it. You believe it. You love the hate. But when he's
Speaker: like, you watch him as Luigi, and he's such a bumbling idiot. Nice guy. You're just like, I don't fucking love this guy. My favorite all -time jolly, phenomenal movie, and I'll fight anybody that says different. The Pets. Funny fucking movie. That movie's hilarious. That movie's fucking hilarious. Fuck you.
Speaker: the, how, was he in another movie like that? Like Houseguest or, I know Steve Martin did the jerk, but. No, Houseguest was kind of a, kind of a seriously, and I grant, and I grant that he's old and all weird and crazy and everything now, but back in the day on Saturday Night Live, and he had a couple of movies from Saturday Night Live, who I really liked was fucking Chris Kattan.
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Speaker: I keep forgetting using too wan fu. We wouldn't talk about regret. I would. That's right. He was sitting fucking ice age. We'll talk about a series that's gone on too long. What's the next one? I'll talk about channel today. I love it.
Speaker: Me and Ann have come to the conclusion that you are a Facebook dad. What the hell is a Facebook dad? You know what a Facebook mom is? No. We should post everything about our kids and her life on Facebook. I don't post, I don't post hardly anything. No, about us. Oh my God. House guest was bad and, and, um, what's his fucking name? Uh, what's he doing? Oh, art.
Speaker: That movie is actually funny. Oh, me too. She said hi.
Speaker: It was just an eye. At 18 Emma Stone and Easy A. That was a good movie. I don't know. That was that was funny. It was but I I wouldn't call it funny. It was an interesting play on the. Fuck it. You know who was really good in that movie? The man, the myth, the legend Stanley fucking Tucci. Tucci gang motherfuckers.
Speaker: 16. I don't find this asshole funny. And this movie franchise was fucking stupid. In my opinion, Zach Galifianakis in the hangar. Zach is another one of those guys. He's like he tried. I didn't. I didn't find the movie funny. I'm skipping over a bunch of a bunch of them here. No, I understood.
Speaker: No, but once again, Hanger could have been one and done. Should have been one and done. It should have been one and done. But the movie was fucking lame. It wasn't that funny. You know, the second one was just the first one again. Doctor, kid and whatever. He was kind of funny in that movie, but he's. Yeah, he's a jerk off. He's over the top all the time for no fucking reason. He's a giant jerk off. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I like, you know, what does that go in the movie? Snow. I have a fucking podcast. What do you think is going on? I hate to point out the obvious, but but I read this.
Speaker: We watched, you know, like my ex -wife and all of our friends, they all loved it. And they watched it a million times. And then I finally broke down and watched it. And then when they woke up the next morning, they're like, oh, no, where's Bob? And I'm like, he's on the fucking roof. You guys left him on the roof. And we all watched it together. There was like 10 of us in the house watching it. And they're like, oh, my God, have you seen it? I'm like, no, but you guys have. And I'm not fucking stupid. Their fucking friend is on the roof. And this movie is fucking lame.
Speaker: but I suffered through it. Oh, surprise, surprise. He was on the, he's on the fucking roof. The whole movie was, was, uh, was fucking, uh, Mike Tyson. Yes. When Mike Tyson knocks out Zach out, I still laugh. No, uh, a funny Zach Galpin actors movie is the movie out cold. It's very small. Uh,
Speaker: like almost cult following movie, but that movie's funny. He's funny in that. That was the last time I found him really funny. Never heard of it. But at number 14, Christopher Mintz Paws. You may not recognize that name, but you will recognize this name. The one and only fucking McLovin, baby.
Speaker: I had to give him an honorable mention. He was at 14. I don't know if this cat's done anything since that, but he was great and super bad. My guy, I know a lot of people don't like him. I love this fucking movie. And it was a very small part in this movie at 13 Tom Cruise and Tropic Thunder. Yes. That scene at the end where he's dancing.
Speaker: He fucking killed me in that movie. Les Grossman was like, hey, shove it up your pocket. I shit on Will Ferrell a little bit ago, but now I'm going to be like, this is one of my favorite Will Ferrell movies. Number 12, not Will Ferrell, but John C. Riley and Step Brothers. John C. Riley does not get enough clothes.
Speaker: I don't think he does get enough love. He doesn't get enough love. I have not yet to watch the Dewey Cox movie, but I want to. But I have to be in the mood too, because I know it's going to be silly throughout. Number 11 was Ken Jeong in Knocked Up. That's the Asian guy from The Hangover. Knocked Up was an okay movie at best. It wasn't all bad. At number 10,
Speaker: Sasha Barrett Cohen in the first Borat movie. The movie was stupid, but there were some like funny parts in it and like catchphrases that we all still say to this day. Everybody does. I have a love -hate relationship with him, with Sasha Barrett Cohen. When he did the driver in the Will Ferrell movie, the what's it called, The Day Goodnight.
Speaker: thought he was hilarious in that. Cannot watch, cannot watch, uh, Borat. It just, it irks me and it just, uh, it's just so, it's, it's funny, but it's not, it's so over the top. You're just like, oh, this would be, you know, in that, in that Ricky Bobby movie, and I would say that was, that's my other favorite Will Ferrell movie, uh, Ricky Bobby.
Speaker: but I don't think he was too over the top or anything like that. And other things he is, but he, I liked even in, in, in the ballad of Rick or what is the ballad of Ricky Bobby Talladega nights. Yeah. You must kiss me and Ricky Boobie. Yeah. Like even, even that movie, I'm just kind of like, uh, it's, it's, it's like John C. Riley and, and Will Ferrell went with. John C. Riley's talk call and Will Ferrell and he's hanging out by the fucking hot tub.
Speaker: hilarious thing. He's calling me. He's like, he's like, what's all the noises in your house? It's a new house, dude. Why am I talking to you? That's funny. But the whole, there's certain parts of them just like, oh. John C. O 'Reilly and Will Ferrell are great together, but they kind of got big for their britches because they did that Sherlock Holmes and Watson movie and that was dog shit. Terrible. Could not get past it.
Speaker: I could not. I was like, I'm out. Dog shit. Ass movie coming in at number nine. I like this movie and, and, and I got to give my man props because he was kind of an unsurprising funny character. Uh, you know, he's kind of an, an, an, an unsuspecting hero. What's that? I'm some hero. Funny. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, Steve Carell and the 40 year old version.
Speaker: 100%. I don't look at people and go comedy. Well, the thing is, he, I think what, what, what kind of made that funny was he did a step. He went in a different direction than he was playing when he played the office. Yeah. And the office, the office was, it was a, the only reason I watched the office was
Speaker: The gym character and the Dwight character. I love that. Those were fun. Really like watch, watch the office, but even in the office, Steve Carell was kind of, uh, kind of, uh, I mean, it wasn't really douchey. It was just kind of a bumble, bumble, an idiot. And that's who was in the 40 year old version.
Speaker: You know, like he was, he's one of those guys that you, that you would consider a safe guy. You know what I mean? Like for a girl would call him safe. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Uh, and number eight. Yeah. And number eight. Uh, Ben Stiller. You'll take a crack at which Ben Stiller movie possibly be great.
Speaker: Because I love Ben Stiller. And in my opinion, I don't think I've seen many. I'm not saying they're not out there, but I know there's been a couple, but I haven't seen many bad Ben Stiller movies. Well, that what's that? What's that movie he did? Well, let me rephrase that. I would say I would say Long Came Polly because he played the straight guy. Yeah.
Speaker: And, you know, he, you know, he played, you know, not the funny character in the movie, but shit, that's like, when, when, what's his name? Uh, what's the guy that died? Um, Oh, I can't remember his name. The guy was in Twister. No, Bill Paxton. No, no, no, no. The guy that died in real life. Um, no, Bill Paxton's alive.
Speaker: Either way it was number eight was dodgeball Okay, yeah, he was good in that in it Don't see more often. That's what I was talking about that dude. They're not that played basketball. Don't see more often jumps and His stomach rose across then so oh my god. He's all sweaty and that's in a fucked up kind of way
Speaker: I don't think I've seen it. At number seven, I don't think this guy has done anything since this movie. I mean, I quote the movie. I didn't think it was all that funny. I like to quote the movie and there's certain scenes. But John Heater from Napoleon Dynamite. I thought that movie was hilarious. He plays that. Once again, it's a bumbling idiot character.
Speaker: lovable you're kind of rooting for it and i his his brother ending up with little kim fucking cracked me up dude peace out i didn't know mike was in the whole anime little kim's in that movie she's fucking gives him a fucking chain and shit he's got the suit right on and he's like peace out
Speaker: I kind of like the first movie didn't necessarily need a sequel But again, you know, I've been kind of poo -pooing on Will Ferrell all night But Will Ferrell comes in at number six for Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgundy The first one I agree was funny the scene where they're all singing Even though it was fucking in prop loved it the whole movie as a whole fuck you As a whole
Speaker: The movie's kind of crap, but there are scenes that are fucking hilarious. I think some of the scenes that were good saved that movie, like the whole Sex Panther thing with Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd's funny. You want to see him funny? That fucking wanderlust scene where he's fucking
Speaker: Motivating. But you want to do that. And she's like, no, not now. Come on. It's funny. She's like, and she loves that fucking move. I don't like the movie that much. Yeah. Uh, coming in at number five was Eddie Murphy and donkey and Shrek two.
Speaker: Uh, number four, this movie was all right. Uh, I know a lot of people love it. And, you know, I kinda on a Hill alone with this one, it was an all right movie, but, uh, Billy Bob Thornton and bad Santa. The first one. Yes. When he's eating his lunch and that we'll look at, can we get back?
Speaker: Uh, I agree. It was a, it was okay movie, but it wasn't like, listen to the funniest thing I've ever seen, but it did have some portable parts. I'm still trying to get my wife through the scene where she's like, fuck me, Santa. Yeah. Number three. Uh, again, this is an actor slash musician that I like and everything he does. Um,
Speaker: Jack Black from School Rock. He was funny in School Rock. He's another one that can, he can go over the rails. He can't go too big. Cause like in Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny, I love that fucking movie. That fucking movie. I love it. Yeah, but expected.
Speaker: And he hit the expectation that you expect. Will Ferrell hit the expectation that you expect, and it goes all both. And you're like, you really do? Yeah, there's actually, you know, it's kind of like in Jumanji. You know, the hot chick jumped. He comes back black. Like that over the topness was perfect. Yeah. But it like it, if it would have been Will Ferrell, he'd have been screaming the whole time or something. It would have been, it would have been.
Speaker: for no fucking reason. He would have been in his underwear. And I'm sorry, Will Ferrell. That is just... Nobody wants to see that flabby, saggy ass dude. That is so creepy that you're always taking your clothes off, even on Saturday Night Live. Why? Well, here's the kicker. Here's the kicker. There is a scene from old school where he's jogging naked, like, whoa, it's freaking... Apparently,
Speaker: Uh, the ladies that were, that picked him up in the car, the one, the one woman that not his real, real life life. She was like, you know what? I'm not mad at his wife. Apparently dude's hung like a fucking horse. If I was hung like that, I would fucking rocking. Well, I mean, I don't know why this conversation has to turn into you talking about some dudes. No, but that's what I'm talking about. If, if you were hung like that, you'd be rocking your shit. Ladies.
Speaker: Moving along to number two. I think it's a great movie in my opinion. I love the movie. It had my man Ben Stiller in it. Okay. Sequel was unnecessary. But I like this actor a lot too. Zoolander, Owen Wilson. Wow. Very funny. The sequel was not true.
Speaker: People completely not necessary. Will Ferrell in that movie. I didn't even care that he was terrible in that movie. I fucking loves you later. It's so good.
Speaker: I don't even care about Will Ferrell being absolutely terrible in that movie. That movie is so goddamn dumb, but every time it comes on and I watch it, I laugh my ass off. Yes. The scene where they're, they're getting gas. Yeah. It's like, no. Uh, and, and, and coming in at number one, uh,
Speaker: talk about another pretty ass actors, like, like not like gorgeous, sexy, anything like that. Just real pretty girl next door. Reese Witherspoon and legal 100 % that movie. I will admit I watched the first one. I didn't see any of the sequels, but I watched the first one and it was funny. It's funny. It's so pretty. And she's so sweet.
Speaker: She's got that girl next door. I love those kind of looks and kind of personality and whatnot. My wife's not a fan. She's like, my wife points out flaws in her that now I can't unseat. I won't ruin her for you, but because once once it's pointed out, you're like, God damn it. I see it all the time.
Speaker: But I love it. I think. No, that's not a bad list, but you know, I agree with some of it. I think I think Ryan Reynolds should be on them more than he is because I think I think, you know, I think the Deadpool character itself, not necessarily Ryan Reynolds, but the Deadpool character itself deserves to be a little bit higher. Well, no, you know who should be on there?
Speaker: Did you see the Ryan Reynolds set -up book movie? Betty White in that movie. Fucking cracked me up. Which one? It's called Holado. It's called The Proposal. The 2009 movie was set in her book. Betty White plays
Speaker: Ryan Reynolds grandmother and, and say they're both characters, Canadian, and she has to get a work visa. Ryan Reynolds plays her assistant and he agrees to marry her. So she can stay in the country. And Betty White just, fuck, she's hilarious in that fucking movie. She just,
Speaker: Verbally abuses everybody in the best way. Yeah, he's like fuck. Yeah, but he might rule Speaking of speaking of movies we got a couple minutes here for break but speaking of movies Did you see the new sequel that's coming out? Or Which one a movie that we both enjoy I believe it was a Hulu exclude or like a I Think it was like a
Speaker: Like it was a Hulu movie or a Pride movie or something like that? It might have been a Pride movie. I mean, one of the one of the actors in the movie, you couldn't see him the whole time. The movie was that they're doing another one. Yeah, Vacation Friends 2 is is out.
Speaker: Oh, I have to check that out. And it looks just as good as the second one. That movie. I love Steve Buscemi. Yeah. I think, I think he, uh, dude, that was one of those movies you expect. You would literally expected that movie to be dog shit because you're like, yeah, they showed all the funny parts of the trailer. No, they didn't.
Speaker: I mean, I like John Cena being a wrestling fan. I like John Cena, the wrestler. I was a big fan. And I didn't know how he was going to go or how he was going to transition to an actor. But him as peacemaker is such a complete 180 from his character in the ring. And if you know that he did that, he did that fireman movie. What was it? That was so goddamn funny. Yeah, it was.
Speaker: That movie was nonstop last in route.
Speaker: What was that movie? He did a movie. It's called. He's in the Barbie movie. I think just like a real quick clip clip. No, I think you just hear me out. He did a movie where he was a fireman and it was it was a. Oh, that was that was a movie. But he helped. Dude.
Speaker: Him and cock bloggers Very small role. He plays the girls dad. He's funny in that Him and who you're movies called cock bloggers Playing with fire daddy's home. Yeah. Yeah cuz John like John like was almost in it Oh
Speaker: Okay, here it is. Let's see who's in it. Oh, there's the chick, the chick from Deadpool. The chick was made from a teenage word. She's in it. Brianna Hittlebrand. Oh, shit. Tom Lee was almost in it. Yeah. And Key and Peele. Key and Michael Kay. Yeah, that's the best. It was funny.
Speaker: Tyler Maine used to that movie cracked me up, but it also has got Leslie man in it. I love Leslie man. Yeah. Now the vacation friends to looks, uh, looks like it's going to be funny. I'm definitely going to have to, um, yeah, definitely going to have to watch that. You said it's out.
Speaker: I think it's him. Apparently, he's in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem movie as well. Yeah, she got two. Isn't that animated? Oh, he plays Rocksteady. No way. Nice. Yes, it's animated. Because Seth Rogen is Bebop. John Cena is Rocksteady. Jackie Chan.
Speaker: is Splinter. Yeah, Ice Cube plays Superfly. Got a bunch of kids that are playing the turtles. Post Malone is Ray Follett. And Paul Rudd is Mondo the, Mondo Gecko. Damn, they got Maya Rudolph in there, bitch. I love Maya Rudolph. They got a cast in this movie.
Speaker: I want to see that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem. It looks like it'd be a fun movie. Because like, because like the Ninja Turtles are actually teenagers in this movie. So they're right. You know, so that's that's pretty cool. Fucking Rockstead. John Cena and Seth Rogen is Rocksteady and Bebop. There was a there's a clip on TikTok where a guy was hanging out with the cast.
Speaker: and Ice Cube is there and this guy freestyle, they each gave a word. And this guy freestyle, adding this word to the point where I was like, you know what, I ain't adding it. And Ice Cube was like in on it. He was like, you ain't fucking back. For a goofy little white kid, he freestyled a rap with using each one of their words. And it actually turned out pretty good. Yeah, I see this. I might have to check on that.
Speaker: During the break, I'm going to check out that vacation to vacation to friends trailer. I think I think Steve Buscemi plays John Cena's dad. Nice. But it looks it looks pretty good. It's on Netflix now. It's on Hulu. I believe it's a Hulu original. Well, it says here it was on Netflix.
Speaker: Yeah, but they say that it's not, it's on Hulu. But yeah, like I said, I think it's, I think, I believe it's a Hulu original. So, uh, here, what's that stars, which is another streaming service. It's going to be one of the streaming service. I don't know.
Speaker: They're going to tell you, but it's, it's not. Yeah. I went through that not too long ago. We were looking for shirts on that place. Pretty fair. The part of the show when we fact check. Yeah. I can find out real quick and easy.
Speaker: We got hulu on my phone. Let's just do that. Let's just do that. I was going to say I got Netflix online. Vacation friends. Vacation friends is on hulu. The second one's not out yet and it's a hulu original. Is it? Where did I watch it?
Speaker: I must have watched it on the computer. I don't know if vacation friends two is out yet. Is vacation friends two out? Next Friday, or this Friday? Next Friday, okay. Next Friday, the 24th. Okay. Oh, it's 24th. Yeah, it literally says, if you go on IMDB, it looks like it says Hulu on the poster.
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Speaker: Oh, my goodness. We are in the cut. We're in the weeds, as they say in the restaurant business. That trailer. Oh, dude, I got to see.
Speaker: If it's half as good as the first one, it's going to be worth it. I just keep remembering that one scene, that bird's going to shit. The movie looks good. It's a sequel. It's going to be repetitive jokes that were in the first one, but there's, it looks like it's got, the Chevy looks funny.
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Speaker: I could be those assholes. Exactly. We are birth control, ladies and gentlemen. The only thing about getting out of work is watch one of them. He's just nagging you about wanting to start a family and have kids.
Speaker: They say our sons or our daughters could potentially grow up and be that. Do you want to take that chance? Do you want to risk this? This will be their tube stock tomorrow. You guys are going to do it. It's going to be a date night where you both get fixed together. That actually brings up an interesting question. Would you? Would I do what?
Speaker: Would you get a best like me if Nikki asked? I mean, I know Nikki can't have kids because she's already done that stuff. Would you do it? No. I'm actually thinking about it. I have a very strict rule when it comes to my tiny pecker. First and foremost, it's not that big. No sharp objects because you accidentally slip and you take a choke ball that I'm working. I might as well just be fucking.
Speaker: I mean, I'm barely working with just the tip as it is around the sneeze or you slip or something like that. I'm gonna be on the label of Bud lights. And I'm not going to be an attractive woman. I'm barely an attractive man.
Speaker: Yeah. This is a woman. I was, I was like, shit. Yeah. So you fit right in. And by the way, you know, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, uh, skimping on the boobies. I'm getting some big old tickle biddies, man. Oh, you and me both. If I was ever going to transition, I would, I would seriously go minimum large hearts. I'm going double D probably triple D.
Speaker: You know, I'm going for the back pain special. Well, yeah, that's my issue. I'm like, do I really want the back pain? Yes, I want boobs. But the first, tell me, tell me this, after you're healed from the surgery, your first week is just going to be you playing with your own boobs. Yeah, duh.
Speaker: I mean, if I do full on second week is just saying you'd be at my tip. I go full on surgery. I'm not leaving my bedroom for at least two months. Cause I'm playing with everything and I got boobs. Yeah. I'm sure that doesn't belong in there. Like, Hey, look at that TV remote. Oh yeah. It wins.
Speaker: I'm just screaming at myself in the bedroom. But wait, there's more. No, but I think that would be that would be the only reason there's a there's a there's a show. Have you ever seen the show Nip Tuck? Oh, yeah, that was an old -ass show. There's a yeah, there's a well, a while back when Tony and I first started dating, Nip Tuck was coming out. We were watching movie videos.
Speaker: of it on her cell phone back then. And we bought the complete DVD set, sat here and watched it. And there's an episode where a guy comes in, he's writing a book and he's going to get fake boobs for the book and talk about, you know, the issues or whatever it is. And I'm like, you know, there's another movie, I can't remember the movie, the movie Tomcats.
Speaker: The one guy who loses a bet, he has to get fake moves. I would totally do that. Like I'd make that bet. If I lost, I would totally get the moves. But for the first like month, I'd be like...
Speaker: And I'd literally send you pictures, like this. Look at my boobs. Does this beard make my boobs look like this? But I'd be like, I'd send you tit pics just to see if I can get you in trouble. So then he sees your phone and he's like, why is somebody sending you a boob pic? It's just fucking a boob pic. Yeah, sure, it's Jeff. Yeah, Jeff's got tits that look that good. He does. Yeah, sure. Instead of a fake profile and everything.
Speaker: He's like, what are you doing? Getting dressed, girl. Hey, daddy. I come to Cancun and I murder you. Then I take a picture, stand it over your dead body and send it to Nicky and go, see, I told you. Look at him get. I told you.
Speaker: But he's got a maze she did! What's her phone? What's that? A Bellbrooks movie? He's like, Gruffin, you've lost your arms in battle! Look, you threw some great moves! I mean, that would be the only reason I would, like, get a fake move. I'd be like, I'm gonna get through some trouble. It's gonna be hilarious.
Speaker: I said Tony pictures. Just make sure it doesn't make sure your face is in it because I really weird Tony out. Oh, even better, even better. You do it without the face for like a week. And then you might zoom out. Come on, the fucker.
Speaker: You like gold. Gold. That would be hilarious. I don't know if I'd go through this. Should I be hilarious? Yeah. I mean, what are you going to do? It is what it is. Fucking Tony. Oh, that would be hilarious. Tony.
Speaker: That's a real sexy thing. But you don't shake your chest at all. I already have a move. I'm so in. Oh shit, that wouldn't be a word. I just can't believe it.
Speaker: It would be totally worth it. Tony doesn't need any help to get himself in trouble. He gets himself in trouble enough. I know, but, but being the reason why he, no, it wouldn't get Tony in trouble. It would, it would, it'd be a 100 % funniest way to fuck with him. Well, we would have to take a break from Cantina or airtime or whatever. It's called to actually pay attention. Oh, you get the right moves showing up in his for you page. He's really like, Hey,
Speaker: I can get any guy I want in trouble. Not saying I can get a guy I want, but I can get any guy that I can get them in trouble. I can get them in trouble. Pretty much any guy I want. I think that's what you said. What's the name of that stupid podcast where they just, it's men and women arguing all the time.
Speaker: Oh, um, I, I know what you're talking about. Like the only fan models on there and shit like that. Yeah. But there's one, it's, it's a, it's a trans woman that she's as big as round as she is tall. And she's like, your man's probably in my DMS right now. That's delusional son of a bitch.
Speaker: I'm leaving the club because these men don't know that I'm a 10 and blah, blah, blah. Ain't nobody hitting on me. I'm like, I'm what, I'm what planet?
Speaker: Are you man or woman, whatever you are, uh, what planet are you? 100 % agree. I don't care. I don't care if you're, you're male, female, trans, whatever. I don't care. If you're not good looking, own that shit. You're not good looking and know that you're not. If you're good looking and you know it more, more to you. But if you, if you look in the mirror and you're like, wow, I'm a giant piece of shit. You lie.
Speaker: Not to me. I don't care about that. You're lying to yourself. Well, wait, there's more. Yeah, there's more in that one. No, that's, um, that's, uh, oof. That's illusion. That's illusion. I've been drunk. Chris, I've been drunk before. I've never been that drunk. I've gone home with the preacher from the Blue Lagoon.
Speaker: multiple times, but I've never been that ripped. I mean, that's, that's not a coyote ugly. That's a Kurt Cobain. I'm not, um, you know, the coyote ugly, you wake up to your arm off the Kurt Cobain, you wake up, shoot yourself in the fucking face. You know, it's, it's no big secret that, uh, you know, I, uh,
Speaker: I like to enjoy and indulge in the alcoholic beverages. There ain't enough alcohol, dude. I would like to say, you know, I'm thankful that I've never taken the creature home from a black lagoon. Okay. Here's the thing. Beer goggles. I don't, I honestly don't believe in beer goggles because I've never had that happen. I know when I'm taking home a four or a one.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't, you know, beer, God, those are absolutely a thing. I mean, actually, in all honesty, I think I was the blue lagoon that was taken home because I know, yeah, you, you got a swamp thing in the creature from the blue lagoon, leaving the club at the same time.
Speaker: No, but like, we don't know who's also that guy is like, when I was single and out on the prowl, I was like, Hey, I'm just looking for DTF. You know, let's, let's play this game. And, you know, but I was also like 21, 22 that time in your life, you're like, Hey, I just want to get this thing wet. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't think it was. I think that's the difference between you and I has discussed, you know, you know, a couple of years back, you know, back when we first started the show, you know, I wasn't necessarily going to the clubs or the bars to try to find somebody to hook up with or anything like that. You know, I would fuck around. That was my old. I wasn't fucking everything. I mean, you know, my policy, you get the whole heartbeat, heartbeat.
Speaker: This is the rule. I don't make good words. What's that? She ain't gonna get pregnant from mouth bones. That's right. Oh shit. We can do that in the parking lot. Five minutes. I can be back in the bar drinking. Well, you know, every man wants one thing for his birthday and blow jobs coming every side. But I mean,
Speaker: back to the subject at hand. I've been, I've gone home with a preacher who's a little good and gone. Yeah, I know this is a bad idea, but Jeff, you do realize that in all honesty, that you thought you were taking one for the team, but that poor girl was taking one for her team. Oh, I'm sure she was. At the end of the day, I still got laid out. And I'm not saying, I'm not saying,
Speaker: You know, there are other times where you get to the club late and the only thing left is, you know, fours and below. I don't believe in that. I don't believe in that at all. I know what I can and can't get.
Speaker: The fact that I got my wife still shocks me to this day. I'm well aware of what I can and can't either, but a wise man once said, miss a hundred percent of the shots that you don't take. Well, a wise man also said, you know, fat girls need loving too. It's like riding a moped. It's funny to your friends. And I know that I'm funny and I also know that, you know, I'm,
Speaker: Funny men are a dangerous thing, ladies. I'm saying it right now because it's all ha ha ha. And where the fuck my clothes go? So I haven't a nickel. Oh, wait, never more. There's no more. That's all it is. That's. Yeah, that's it. I'm not I'm not a grower. I'm not a show grower.
Speaker: Hello. You're free to leave. Not anymore. She's not actually stuck. Yeah, that she's good. Yeah. Now she's stuck. But she knows that she tries to leave. I'm planning a one way trip to Cancun and kicking your in -laws out of your house and moving in. Yeah, understood. But it's like I don't know you motherfuckers in there in France. Like I said. This is my house. Like I said.
Speaker: There's there's going home with the ones and the twos and There's going home with the ten and there's there's that That is not a one or two that's a negative three Why do you think it's 2023 and we're just now finding out about the aliens because they didn't want people to know that they were here because things like that Right because the others like dude don't tell nobody
Speaker: That's that's that's human life form right there. That's not even an alien cosplaying as a human. That's a real -life human and the aliens are like We should go ahead and stay secretive Yeah, I'm with you But the funny thing is this thing is this cryptid has put out a video
Speaker: Your man's probably in my DMs right now. No, he's not. He lied. There's nothing but crickets in there, motherfucker. Well, you say that, but you know there are dudes in that thing's DMs. Well, here's the thing. I have no problem with a big girl. Zero problem. Let's be honest. Tony's probably in its DMs. And it's not even the fact that
Speaker: It's not even the fact that, that, and I'm going to say it because is a big, big person. I don't care if you're big. I've gone home with, with the number zero. That's a good time. Can be, you know, where you got to go, dude, I've been home. I've been, I've taken the chicks home where you got to throw some flour at it, find the left spot, but
Speaker: But that is a whole nother level. Does that count? What's that? I was once engaged to an elephant. Does that count? Yeah. I mean, you, you, you carried a bag of flour with you. I get it. It was like corn starch. Say that, but you got to throw something, throw something out and find a wet spot. I get that. I have no problem with a big girl, but
Speaker: Altitude goes a long way. And it's a girl like her that knows like that. It's like out of 10. Bitch, get the fuck up. No. Well, there's a video that circulated a long ass time ago. It is basically like this trailer park. Uh, not Barbie. What is, what is like the dollar store doll call? Oh, the trailer park version of that. And she was like, I just want y 'all to know this.
Speaker: I ain't fucking with them white boys. This is all about the black guys. And then a black dude like stitched it. He was like, well. On the black community, we, we, we, we turned down to see that. Give you to the Mexicans and then the Mexican guy comes out and he's like, well, we'd like to send you. She goes like this. We don't want this. This, we want this. And the guys like on behalf of the African -American community,
Speaker: We'd like to pass this on to the Mexican. We're going to go ahead and pass the Egyptian. It literally goes on for like a week. Because back to the white guys, the white dude was like, yeah, we're out. We're out. Yo, yo. No. And it's not that that chick was not, I mean, she wasn't a looker. She wasn't terrible, but it's the attitude.
Speaker: attitude of I'm I'm King shit feeling badass. I'm the sexiest thing on two legs, honey. I got You're not it's it's And it goes both ways it's both men and women it's yes It's it's personality. It's Personality goes a long way. Yeah, it's you know, it's
Speaker: You know, an ugly chick with a great personality can still be beautiful. A good looking chick with a terrible personality? Bitch, you better have a joke book in your back pocket or something because I'm out. You know, I don't care. Margot Robbie, if she had a shit personality, I'd be like, good stuff, good stuff. Because. I don't find her all that interesting. Like she's good looking. I'm not going to. I'm using hers. Okay.
Speaker: But I mean, I think she gets way more I think I think the thing I like about her is Her willingness to just kind of be to go there. It's just goofy Yeah, and that's that's what makes her even hotter. That's that jumps her up a couple of it's like that that old saying she's a 10 but She's got a shit principle. She's the three, you know, you know
Speaker: I know I'm not a fucking 10. I know I'm barely a 3. But I'm funny, so that jumps me up a couple knots.
Speaker: Yeah. Hey, that's so funny. Well, see, that's the thing. See, you think you're funny. You think you're hilarious. It's kind of the same thing. And that's the catch 22 of this thing that thinks it's a 10. Okay. But, but I know, but I can get a laugh, but yeah, I see what you're saying. I don't walk in a room, go. I'm the funniest motherfucker in here. Fuck that comedian.
Speaker: I know I'm not fucking Bert Kreicher. I know I'm not fucking, but I know he walks into the room and says he's the funniest guy in the room. Yeah. He's a three, but he's a three. It tells terrible jokes. So he's always a one. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, you know, I've met the chick that's not,
Speaker: You know, I bet the butter face, but it's funny and got a great person out. Um, like I said, personality goes a long way. You know, the chicks that think they're, they're all that and you know, you couldn't convince them that they're not what they think they are.
Speaker: You know, especially in particular, super good looking. Like you're like, holy shit. And then you talk to her for three seconds. I gotta go. Oh, Jesus Christ, Kevin, really? I gotta give him a shout out. Oh, here we go.
Speaker: Uh, I know we, we, we, we, we, Kevin Hawley catches a lot of shit on our show. Uh, for those of you who don't know, Kevin Hawley used to host the Kevin Hawley show, his podcast. Um, that's how we met. Uh, now all of a sudden he thinks he's a stand up comedian. I love you, Kevin. And if you hear this, you're not funny, bro, but the manatee could equivalent comedy.
Speaker: Uh, next weekend, if you're in the Tampa area, which would be actually this weekend, this Saturday night, um, Kevin is the actual date because, you know, August 19th, 7 30 PM, uh, at the red mule pub in Brooksville, Florida, home of urban Irish sister.
Speaker: if you're a new school wrestling family, you don't know who IRS is or Mike Rotunda or any of that. Well, maybe you know who Ray Wyatt is. But now Kevin's hosting a comedy show there with some other, you know, there's five or six comedians on the bill, but Kevin's hosting it. That's good for him. He's a great host. I think he'd be a great MC. We've seen him. Holding his own on stage.
Speaker: Unless you want to hear cricket. Go back to screaming about Kim trails and COVID. Oh, dude, he needs, he needs to get on this whole Hawaii thing. Dude, that fucking Hawaii thing, man. Uh, the, the conspiracy that whatnot behind it, they've connected it to the, uh, through the wildfires in Canada as well.
Speaker: They still are saying the same thing happened in Canada. And I'm not 100 % up on it. I don't know. I always started watching shit about it today. I'm not on the ins and outs, but it's a little sketchy, man, because they said that these are properties that billionaires wanted, that families have been on for decades. Here's what that means.
Speaker: You know, like for instance, I guess Oprah has like 2000 acres down there. Yeah, I lost. Was touched. You have all these. Here's what got me. They saw these cars that were burnt where the rims, the aluminum rims turned into puddles. But five feet away is a wooden fence that's just broken.
Speaker: Well, not only that, but they show those cars and pavement. The pavement below it wasn't even scorched. Right? And when I know being in the construction business. It only takes about 300 400 degrees to melt blacktop. Yeah, and you're talking about melting an aluminum rim. You're talking over 2000 degrees. Yeah, and in the in the road isn't even scorched the road.
Speaker: I mean, there's a conspiracy theorists, but you kind of are conspiracy. I can be, I can be, but math is math, dude. I was going to say, I am not conspiracy guy in no way, shape and or form. I make fun of you when you come up, but not one, two,
Speaker: They showed, okay, you know those cheap plastic fences that you can put up? They showed one by fours. Remember the decking we did at the children's garden where it was made of old coat bottles and chips? It's that kind of material. It's very, you know, it's darkened because it's white. It's darkened and knocked over. But the car,
Speaker: two feet away, the rim is melted. That's a little sketch. But you notice the church. Did you see the church? There's a church there. Completely untouched. Everything else around it is completely gone. I gotta be 100 % honest with you.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just saying, I literally just started watching the day, but one of the biggest red flags that I saw is the water stopped working. Like the water got shut off and the firefighters are like, oh, we can't refill our truck. It's a well, dude. It's not, it's not a, you know, tank that empties. It's a fucking well. And now the water doesn't work?
Speaker: Well, and so I can say the only video that I seen from it, which again, with, with, with our background and, and, and construction and stuff like that. And the fact that I've been doing it now, damn near, you know, pretty much my entire life, but on 30 years, you're doing some form of construction. Um, since I was a little kid, whatnot. Um,
Speaker: Well, they showed there was a video. The one video I've seen him was the transformers exploding. Now, in my opinion, and from what I've seen, you know, my knowledge, when a transformer explodes on its own, naturally, it don't look like that.
Speaker: Yeah, it's more like a fuse. It's a big, it's a, it's a giant, it's a giant loud bang and a green flash. Yep. One of the videos I seen, they were literally exploding. Like something that you would see in a movie or a television show when they blow up, you know, like, like the old, like, like, like in Godfather or whatever, when they would put the car bombs and you start the car, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. They were looking like, you know, I may not be an electrician. I've played with enough electricity and I've messed with, I've installed those transformers. I've replaced them. It didn't work like that. They pop and they're still there after they pop, after they explode, they're still, they don't look like they don't look like anything happened to them. They just don't work. They might be more, they're singed on the outside, but they're,
Speaker: It's just the innards. And that's almost rare. That explode. They pop. It's like a battery. We've all seen batteries that have exploded. And it's an interior explosion or an interior pop. And the actual exterior of the battery itself is still intact. It's just expanded. And as with the battery acid, that leaks out of it.
Speaker: So, you know, like I said, that's the only video I've seen, but then I've heard like. Tourists are still down there and like, it's a normal day, which is fucked up to me. Like, like really. I've seen, I've, I've, I've heard about videos of people who are on vacation down there and they're making videos in their hotel room and they're bitching. Like real life, real life people, average people are losing their lives. They're losing their homes.
Speaker: and you scumbag tourists are worried about, I can't go to the beach today or, well, you're going to still go to the beach and go on tours. That's shitty. Yes, I know the economy thrives on tourism, but there's other islands that you can go to. To do that is not only a spit in the face, but it's literally a slap in the face of those residents and those locals to Maui that you're down there.
Speaker: Well, no, the one that got me, the one that got me and not to get political about this, but how much money did we give you? I heard that too. I heard, I heard somebody, uh, I didn't see it. They're giving $700 per person that lost the home. Yet we gave 113.
Speaker: billion dollars in Ukraine, but you know, $700 on the cover. Somebody called out celebrities and said, basically said y 'all had this in all this energy and you wanted to save the world when it came to the Ukraine. Where's the same energy for an American state, for our country, for our people. You know, I guess Matthew McConaughey and you know, can't nobody hate on Matthew McConaughey. The guy is the guy's right. All right. All right.
Speaker: All right, all right, all right. He's like the Nick Cage of... He's like the... Apparently him and his brother are loading up cargo trailers worth of supplies out of his pocket and sending them there for the locals and the residents of Maui. So, you know, big ups to Matthew McConaughey, man. You know, the only thing that I can question you in your entire career was days of confused and you made the comment about freshmen.
Speaker: And that was just weird looking back on it. I mean, it might get you cancelled. That was actually his first role and it was kind of like a - I know it was a movie and I know it wasn't real, but it might come back and bite you in the ass. It's kind of a creepy line, dude. Yeah, I mean, literally the dude was a - Just because it gave my monster doesn't shit on my monster. But the dude was literally grown as red, you know, like about freshmen.
Speaker: I get older. But I'm saying that today's culture, I can bite him in the ass. No, he didn't do anything wrong. He was playing a character. He was an actor. But as we know, as we know, actors, shit. What's his name? What's his name? No, no, no. What's his name? Oh, boy. That was in that movie with a Star is Born. I think it was him.
Speaker: with, uh, with, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, he was in the hangover. Fuck it. Bradley Cooper. Yeah. I think it was Bradley Cooper. Yeah. Bradley Cooper. I think it is. I could be wrong, but I think it's Bradley Cooper. He did a movie, uh, about a Jewish gentleman. I can't remember the guy's name right now, but people aren't going after him because he's not a Jew and he played a Jewish guy and, and
Speaker: because they put a prosthetic nose on him to make him his nose bigger. He was in Jew face. Oh, Jesus Christ. And now they want to cancel them. Might I remind you, motherfuckers who are crying about Jew face, black face, and everything else, let's go back and look at that nightmare alley.
Speaker: Let's go back and look at Snoop Dogg. And how many times have Snoop Dogg done white face? How many times have, like, Key and Peele done white face? Y 'all keep going after these fucking... The only person who's ever gotten away with plaque face... I'm not shitting on him. I'm just saying he got away with it. It was Robert Downey Jr. I mean, he 100 % got away with it.
Speaker: But you mean this goddamn woke society, man, they're, they're going after actors. You guys make fun of me all the time for living in Mexico. You make fun of me for living in Mexico and make fun of me moving to France. There are two places on earth where they don't, they don't play that game. They're like, Jeff, I don't know how to date you are on world news, but it's not so great in France right now either.
Speaker: No, it's not. It's not. Yeah, you know, Mexico is what? Probably, you know, fucking cartels and gangs and shit down there. That's that's your biggest problem. Yeah, exactly. We're talking about this. We were talking about this this week, this past weekend, you know. You know, when we were out in P .A.,
Speaker: Uh, Nikki's cousin was saying, you know, they went, um, uh, I think he said Barbados. I could be wrong. Um, but then our son was talking about one of his friends and it was like, yeah, you know, they go to these different countries, but they tell you when you go there as a tourist. Do not leave the resort. And as I said, you know, you know, I said to Jeff, my co -host, one of my best friends, he lives in Cancun.
Speaker: Cancun sounds all great and good and everything like that. But the moment you step outside of Cancun, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a Wild West. Yeah. It's a Wild West. You can't leave Cancun. Jamaica is the same way. You cannot leave the tourist area because as soon as you do, you're fucked. The tourist area is where the money is. And then the governments of these areas like that, they want to protect that area.
Speaker: the rest of the country they think you have to shits about. The woke bullshit and the woke brigade and the cancel culture and everything else, like I said, they're going after actors.
Speaker: That is their job. Hey, I'm still mad at Little Mermaid, dude. Not because she's black, because she's not a real fucking mermaid. But no, that's their job. They act. Exactly. They play characters. Oh. A non -gay or lesbian actor can't play a lesbian or gay actor. A non -trans actor. Dude, what's his fucking name? The guy I can't stand. He played Harvey Milk better than Harvey Milk.
Speaker: Yeah. So, so, so, so what are you supposed to do? We're, we're casting a method. So we go over here to the east side of fucking Newark and get an actual goddamn method to be in this movie rather than, than letting fucking Matthew McConaughey play a goddamn method. Yeah. Or, or what was it? Who was, who was in Dallas buyer's club? Yeah. I think he had AIDS or something like that. Yeah. He's basically, I've never seen the movie, but
Speaker: Oh, yeah. News flash. Wizards aren't real. So you got a whole bunch of blue jackasses living in a jungle. They're not real. Wait, so it's not really blue. My world is crushed. Um.
Speaker: No, and. There's not there's no. But tall mutant turtles running around the street fighting. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: I'm taking your fucking warning labels away from you assholes. And I'm going to let Darwinism Darwinism. And I'm going to weed out the stupid. Hey, I'm not going to tell you that's when society, that's when society started to stomp on whatever dude on subway, subway sandwiches. It literally says don't eat the paper. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm not, I'm not going to send the military after you. This isn't Kent state, 1970. No, I'm going to make morning labels. I'm not, I'm not going to, we're not, we're not going to beat on engine people or anything else. I'm just taking your fucking warning labels away from you. Chris, you know how bad warning labels I've gotten. You know how bad warning labels I got. Oh no, I know. Go out to your, go out to your truck. Look at the fan belt.
Speaker: Yeah, it says. Turn off the motor. Really? Removing. I mean, hey, if you can read that while the engine's running, you're on the press. First of all. Yeah. Well, I'm getting your warning labels away from you stupid motherfuckers. And I'm also taking your safe places away from you. Oh, 100%. I'm bringing back Thunderdome.
Speaker: Only the strong will survive when Glick runs the country. I'm not going to be beating people up in the streets. None of that. I'm just simply goodbye warning labels. I'm also going to put into law that this kind of makes me a weird dictator. What?
Speaker: Did you order the straw spring bag? Not yet. We gotta look at myself. Do you need it? Um, don't worry about it. Cause, um, I told Mrs. Boston and she took, but she got me one. Oh, okay. Yeah. She had an extra one. Okay. Cool. Cause like when we were organizing, we had a lot of better stuff in there. So I told her, so she gave me one. Okay. All right. Cool. Yeah.
Speaker: I think mine was somewhere in here. It might be on the closet door. It might be on the back of the I don't know. I'd have to look and find that it was hanging up some more, but I mean we can we can order you one too. How long I do is go on Amazon and Punch it in and it'll be here by Monday at the latest No, I want to agree the problem with the world today is there's too much
Speaker: Well, it's a, my mentality and in the, in the, my mentality of the world is, you know, if we get something, if, if, if a group is put together and this goes on both sides of the fence, it doesn't matter who you are. It's, it's my mentality. And once you get a group of people who all have the same stupid ass idea and same stupid ass fucking beliefs, then it, it, it becomes.
Speaker: It becomes a it's a mob then. It becomes contagious and other idiots jump on board and and and I hate to break it to you when I say I'm taking warning labels away uh to the left and to the that's not just for you. It's on the **** right too that need those warning labels. Stupid is stupid. Stupid is as stupid does to quote
Speaker: You can you can do a lot of things but you can't fix stupid. No, I'm fixing stupid when I become president. No, but yeah, by weeding out the wheat from the chap, these are the take. And I'm not saying I'm the smartest cat in the room. What I know when I change a fan belt, I should shut the **** car off. And in the dictator, we do a temporary sterilization when
Speaker: when babies are born, so they can't reproduce until they passed an IQ test and a psychological test. I'm just saying, that's the dictator in me. Because once I become president, my next move is king. And then after king, as I've said, I'll become a god and I'll rule the entire world.
Speaker: 100 on the left will not defeat me. You know, comparatively speaking, you're just living in it. I'm sorry, but comparatively speaking, you can't do any worse. I'm just saying I really can't write. I mean, the bar is really low. I mean, yeah, I mean, it's a really low bar. It's a really low or is across the board.
Speaker: for any public office. Yeah. It's not, you know, as far as politicians go, and it's not just the left side or the right side or it's, it's, it's across the board. It's all y 'all's fault, man. Y 'all fucked up and dropped the ball years ago. Oh my God. Before I was born. Yeah. Fucking when Carter was president, you guys dropped the ball. You just do some prick to come in. I would easily say when Kennedy was shot, that was the ball dropping.
Speaker: I just need some prick to come in and and for some asshole. Just why everybody up in the world is just. You can't do that. Fuck if I can't. Jeff, hold my beer. Hold my beer. I'll be right back. I'm going to make my trip around the United States and slap you. That video, that guy slap at everybody. That's going to be us. Hey, Jeff, that's what it means.
Speaker: Jeff, they said I can't do this. You're just going to go, I got you. If I literally became president, I would outlaw lying. Every news station on the planet would shut down right then. Game over. Game set magic. Yeah, if you're caught in a lie. But unfortunately, and here's the way, and we all love it. We all use it.
Speaker: You know, a lot of us can't live without it. Uh, you know, social media has created this monster. And you remember back in the day, you know, news media outlets and stuff like that, they were reputed or rip, rip little words are hard. No repeatable. You can believe what a news headline, but we live in a day and age. It's all about.
Speaker: Well, it's all about the click, it's all about the views, it's all about the likes, but it's that mentality of, you see it on various platforms where people will just put first because they got the first comment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, really? As far as our media goes, that they have to be the first to get it out. And that's what I've gotten on you and Tony about, you know,
Speaker: Just because it's out there doesn't mean it's real. You know, just because Facebook or TikTok told you, it don't mean it's real. Speaking of going down the rabbit hole, did you see somebody got in trouble for talking about our boy, Jason Albee? Oh, we talked about that, Jeff. I wasn't here.
Speaker: I thought you and I talked about that. We'll be got slapped in the mouth. We talked about it was going to happen, but it actually happened. Yeah. You know, like I said, I've said stuff to you and Tony both multiple times about, you know, random shit you guys will say or random shit that he'll post. And I'm like, whoa, that's a little premature. Well, I mean, just recently,
Speaker: Two instances recently, and I'm not really picking on Tony D. It sounds like I'm picking on Tony D, but yeah, well. He's not here. What is he going to do? Your feelings get hurt. You know, maybe you could have been here instead of on Cantina all night. But, you know, he posted the thing about the chick down at Georgia who was kidnapped. It turned out to be a fucking lie that she lied about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he posted some bullshit ass fucking video that was
Speaker: So 100 % one -sided about that fight down in Alabama on the boat dock. And then like an hour later, he was like, I'm trying to find a video. Where can I find the video? And I was like, dude, I've already seen 47 different goddamn videos from this. How are you not able to find the video? Because the videos were being taken down. They were being taken down, but I started looking for him after he made his one -sided post that
Speaker: Again, there's two sides to every story. The whole situation was wrong, as I said, but you're only going for a one -sided vote or like a one -sided version of the story. Do some fucking research, people.
Speaker: Here's the best thing about my life. And it's intriguing. Do some research. Look at both sides. Here's the best thing about my life. Unless I go looking for news stories, I get zero. I don't get shit. I'll be 100 % honest with you guys. I listen to talk radio all day long. So the news stories I get comes from them. The news stories I get
Speaker: Are are it finally shows up on somebody that i'm following for you page or something like that You know, and i'm like, oh wow, this looks interesting. Let's go look into this Yeah, I go radio all day long and to be honest with you nine times out of ten
Speaker: The morning show is already ahead of the midday show. So the midday show might do three or four of the same stories and add their own tape. And then the afternoon drive show, they're going to do the same stories and add their tape, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Well, here's, here's, here's lately. When that, when that doc fight happened, there were, you know, people,
Speaker: doing TikToks with my new weapon and it's like fucking folding chair and I'm like, haha, I don't get it, but okay, next. I think I saw like 25 videos where people do like, what folding chair are you? Actually a fucking filter, by the way, fucking hilarious. But literally, I'm watching these videos and I'm just like, what's next? I don't care. I've reached the point, I don't care anymore. I just don't.
Speaker: And I think that's the problem that, that society's run into. If you care, there's the, there's a tick tock trend of going live together of opposite sides. Well, yeah, you got, you got these people that literally will live on tick tock and then one person's Trump, one person's Biden and, and, and they, they have to get off.
Speaker: I'm not going to watch it. Well, at the end of the day, they have no political stance. They have no idea what's going on in the world. They're doing it because they're battling. And when you battle, it makes people give you gifts. Yep. So they make money off of it. And it's, it's, it's, it's a scam. That's all it is. It's like this, it's like the scam that drives me nuts that caught me the first time I saw it, it caught me.
Speaker: is the, there's people do lives where it's the find the, find the missing, find the egg, the, the glove in the stick. But one of the things that you're looking for, it's not actually in the fucking picture. That's not in the picture. There's that. Oh, if I get a hundred gallons, please, I'll tell you guys, uh, there's that there's the NPCs that are now going on. And it's like, Oh my God, that's annoying. I finally ran across those where I'm less like, Oh,
Speaker: I seriously want to go on a blocking spree. Like just making fun of them. And I got fucking banned. I was literally doing the same thing that nine million people are doing. And I got banned. Yeah, because you have a hater in your views. Apparently.
Speaker: But I mean, shout out to the haters, a bunch of fucking pussies. Oh, wait, I can't get banned here because it's my show and I can say whatever I want. You fucking fucking stop hiding in this form. That's right. Oh, yeah. Nobody's like.
Speaker: wherever you are. There's a fucking show. You goddamn piece of shit pussies. I will bring you on this goddamn show and give you a fucking platform for the first time in your fucking life. You will have an actual goddamn platform. And they won't fucking do it. Nobody fucking cares about because you're fucking losers. I said it. Dear haters, you want to be on an actual platform? Would actually fucking be seen and be heard outside of your weird name and do whatever you want. Go ahead.
Speaker: Come on up, let me know. Grow the fuck up, you pussies. You broke back mountain motherfuckers. But you won't. You won't. Hey, I'm a fan of that movie. Those two guys aren't actually gay. Yeah, but you won't because you're tough on the keyboard when you get your little clicky clacky and you're tough when you hide behind a private account or a fake account. Yeah. Well, yeah.
Speaker: Let me ask you a question. When we were in high school, before the internet, and somebody started talking shit, what happened? I punched them right in the fucking cocksucker. They got their answers handed to them. That's what society needs. Everybody should have a box sitting on their desk facing their face so that somebody can be like,
Speaker: Executive order number two, when Glick becomes president in 2028. I'm putting a UFC cage in the front yard of the, uh, of the white house and all you internet, all you internet tough guys and internet trolls and everything like that. I'm bringing the, oh, we're putting on paper views. I'm making you all fight it out. You're not like broken nose.
Speaker: No, I think that should be a must. For anybody that's going to be commenting on videos or whatever commenting on the internet, you must have a little black box that will punch you in the nose if I hit the button like fuck this man.
Speaker: executive order number two number one warning labels are gone number two if you troll bully hate anything else online because i'm the president i get to punch you in the face all the person that you are talking shit to gets to punch you in the face no no i'm not gonna punch them it's a free shot i'm gonna put you guys in a cage and you two and you get to fight
Speaker: So like our new friend, our new friend on Instagram tonight, he's talking shit or she's talking shit, whatever the case may be. And I'm the president. I get to get in a cage. Clack, clack. I find out who this person is. If it's a woman, put them in the cage against Nikki because they're talking shit on Nikki or if it's a dude, put him in the cage against me. And now it's time to put your money where your mouth is. Tough guy. You talk. That should be, that should be a law.
Speaker: Yeah. That's what I said. Executive order number two, when I become president. Yeah. And, and we've also sent them the link to come up, uh, two hours ago, like they still haven't shipped. I sent them the link. Yeah. I sent them the link. You know, about the same amount of time that. Once again, it comes down to anybody, anybody that rolls and voids needs punched in the face. I mean, it comes down to.
Speaker: especially if somebody like is is and I'm not I'm Let's okay. Let's use leggy shows example if somebody comes in there and starts talking to shit Oh, you're showing it shit. Okay. What do you put? Oh, you don't put out anything? Okay, you and leggy need to get the fucking ring Yeah
Speaker: If you're really a Billy Badass, look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Yeah, we're talking about kicking your ass. Why are you coming here looking like that? So I'm scrolling through the comments. Somebody came in here and said some bullshit. No, they came on our Instagram and started talking about bullshit. And we sent them the link, and they still haven't showed up. That was two hours ago. It was on Instagram? Yeah, they thought they were Billy Badasses, but they're obviously close.
Speaker: How many sounds we gotta watch? How many sounds we gotta watch? When the show's almost over. Yeah, but that's what we were literally just talking about. There should be a... So the scenario is this. Glick becomes by some fucking weird miracle. Glick becomes president. Law number two is if you fucking troll or bully somebody online, you get to put it in a steel gate. Fight it out. It's funny where your mouth is.
Speaker: They 100 % will not shit. God damn it. Which one was it? God damn place. That's what I wanted. Yeah, they won't do that. They're not going to admit their calories. Yeah. They're better off hiding behind anonymity. Words are hard. I don't know if I said that right. And secrecy with a fake account talking goopy ass shit. Oh, I see it now. It's on the one me and you, right? Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, no, there's multiple posts that they've been commenting on. They've talked shit about Nikki and and as I said at the beginning of the show, it's funny. Because after I was irritated with you Monday night and you came on here and we were going back and forth and I dragged everybody on cantina or airtime or whatever, not everybody, but a good majority of them fucking cackle and hints that aren't shit and won't ever be shit.
Speaker: about an hour after that, if that long, all of a sudden this person showed up and started shit talking in the comments and everything like that. I invited them on the show tonight. I dropped the link to the show tonight. They were talking shit during the show and I dropped links. Now you talked about me when I did the same thing you're doing right now. You know that, right? What are you talking about? When I would be like, bring your ass up here and everyone come up and you was like, why are you doing this? You know, they're not coming. No.
Speaker: But we give them the opportunity just like you do. Good idea. Helen, yes, I was hanging out with them. Yes, I was talking with them. It's OK. Jesus. That's what I'll be talking about. Why do you do that? Much like I said Monday night, do you know it's podcast night, but you're home. Home. I got a road trip. I've got to do. I'm about to go get Jason now because I got a road trip tomorrow. What do you got? Family reunion.
Speaker: So I had to prep all that. A couple of things didn't happen earlier today. So I've been home trying to get this shit knocked out and I had to go through another damn hour. Priorities also mean no arguing. And every time we talk, we argue because this is one of the things that we argue about you coming up here doing shit on somebody else's show. Why do you keep doing it? Do you know all anybody does on on airtime is argue? No, that's not true.
Speaker: I've yet to see anybody not arguing. This is the reason why I don't get on. I know it's not true. I got I got I got better shit to do. Like watch the movie I've seen for a hundred times. Literally went to post this show Monday night, Tony, and you were live on Cantina. And I said to you, big surprise. And all I heard was that dumb bitch yelling and screaming like she always does. Oh, that's just one room. You do realize they got more than one room under that, correct?
Speaker: And every room she's in, she's doing the same fucking thing. So you know the other room besides room she's incorrect. I understand that, but you're always in rooms she's in. I can be there for a minute, yeah. I'll come in. In rooms that other people let all they do is cause drama and create drama and bicker back and forth. Not all your rooms, man, because I'm not in all the rooms. The rooms I'm in. No, you're not. The rooms I'm in.
Speaker: my big thing is, dude, like we've been doing a show for two years together or a year and a half together. And if you're home, like you cooked on the show, you've done laundry on the show, you cleaned your house. And you complained about me doing other shit that you also complained about me not maintaining the full focus when I'm on the show. No, no, no, none of you guys maintain focus when you're focused when you're on the show. You said fakest. Fakest focus. Yeah. He said fakest.
Speaker: That's the thing, like, again, and I reiterate the fact. Them motherfuckers on Cantina and airtime ain't doing shit except hanging out with a group of fucking people that I'm going to tell you right now in real life, ain't none of you motherfuckers going to give two shits about each other. Not all of the majority of you ain't going to give two shits about you, each other, if it was real life. But over the Internet, these are my Internet friends. These are the data that
Speaker: This is why I only go on and make videos, but I don't engage with it I see exactly what we're talking about senior videos cut that crazy shit out Well, let me phrase that let me your phrase that and this is gonna hurt some fucking feelings and it is what it is
Speaker: I am literally doing something with this show. I am creating something with this show. I am growing something with this show to the point where we, again, I said we, I am making money off of this show, which in the long run, anybody who's a part of this show and actually part of the show, it takes your show seriously. It's going to make money as well. Of course. I'm not on here with the same fucking bullshit conversations that motherfuckers have had for, let's be honest,
Speaker: because a good majority of these scumbags are from Periscope and they've carried her over to every fucking platform they've been on ever since. That's become an effect in all honesty. And not everybody is. Well, actually, the ones I'm referring to are scumbags. They might not be creating drama. Some of them might think that they're cool as shit because they live on somebody's farm and all they do is drink shitty ass Keystone all the fucking time.
Speaker: and they're just a raging alcoholic that's only about three years away from being dead. Jeff, over than any, yeah, don't, don't, don't, you don't put ladies comments about a screen out of respect. We're going to see him, but I'm just going to be out there.
Speaker: I'm trying to put somebody on blast all the time. That shit is unattractive. How many times I gotta keep saying that? Me? No. When I say and do something and all these fucking fake ass accounts, you guys don't even know the half of it. You guys don't even know the half of it.
Speaker: or not pop into a room and somebody that I ain't never had a problem with, somebody I ain't never said shit about, always been cordial with, always been cool to, always been nice to, I pop into a room or I show up and they want to start running their fucking mouth. Look, bitch, you ain't, bitch, you ain't shit. Shut up. You fat, fucking desperate housewife. You ain't fucking shit. Why are you talking shit all of a sudden? I don't know. I won't bring her name up, but
Speaker: Yeah, that should say that shit's aggravating this fuck and y 'all don't know the half of it because I don't tell y 'all the half of it. There's a reason why and it all stems and I'm going to put that it all you can quote me on this. It all stems from a certain group of individuals from a certain fucking app that is now dead.
Speaker: that Tony D, let's be honest, you call friends never said shit. I ain't never disrespected you in any shape or way or form. I ain't never said any type of shit behind your back that I wouldn't say to your face. Yeah.
Speaker: There's a certain group of people, and I'm not saying that you call them friends. I'm saying that people on the internet like to call friends who have this big, massive fucking problem with me. And the only thing that I can see that they have a problem with me is because I'm not going to bow down to them and, and, and, and curtain tail them and, and, and cater to them if they're a bunch of fucking special. Well, I mean, they are special needs motherfuckers at the end of the day, but at the end of the, you know, but then I catch 17 different kinds of health.
Speaker: I'm done being disrespected. And Tony, like I told you Monday night, I don't mean to be this guy, I don't want to be that guy.
Speaker: It's either you're on board and this goes across the board to anybody who wants to participate or be a part of the show. It's either on board or not on board. And that's the bottom line. And there's a quote, and I know I'm gonna fuck it up, but I'm gonna get it somewhat right. If you're in a room and somebody's talking sideways about my name,
Speaker: and you stand up, they'll be cool. If you're in a room, and someone's talking sideways about me, and you don't do shit, and you stay quiet, not you, I'm not saying you, I'm saying in general. In general, I got a preference thing. I know how people like to chop and screw, but if you sit there and don't say shit, you're just as guilty as the rest of the fuckery.
Speaker: I was standing up for the show last year when everybody had so much to say. What you're seeing right now is actually a year late. So you want to go in there and they want to say this, they want to say that. Last session told people, you invited me.
Speaker: you and jeff approved of me being here i had no problem being here i had no problem supporting you i have argued this shit for months so i don't say shit no more i'm tired of talking about it matter of fact the only thing they're talking about is this because they don't watch nothing else it just got brought up to me last month when am i going to do something else besides this podcast i said i'll do three other shows beside this podcast and i'll post some links if you don't know it and you don't see it that's on your fault because i have put it specifically in my room
Speaker: And I've advertised this show with every show that I've been a part of. So if ain't nobody listening or don't nobody know of anything else that I'm doing, they're not listening, paying attention, or watching. And I don't say nothing no more. I'd be around you. Yeah, sure. But I'm still going to do my thing on the side. I ain't having to clear shit. I want them to be a part of it, and it hurts that they're not a part of it, because they're my main supporters in the first motherfucking place. So if they're not here, it's just a problem, and it bothers me. Yes, what?
Speaker: How is that not a giant red flag to you, Tony? It's been a red flag. Wait, wait, wait. All right. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and say this. It's been a red flag. How many times do you emphasize your broadcast? I'm on there. I advertise it. You don't advertise mine, but you demand more support from me than the people that's in the Facebook group. How many times have I talked about your broadcast?
Speaker: I mean, not as much as I've talked about yours. Not as much as I've talked about yours. Stop. And you get mad when I'm somewhere else, even though you told me and Jeff more than one occasion, we wasn't doing that. Let's be one thousand. Me and Jeff have done more than 95 % of your support group or your followers.
Speaker: We have. And you get on our case. So when I'm busy and I'm on a different ship, I was doing things today. What I can't stand it when I tell the truth and people think it's unacceptable. I am busy doing something else. You will see me somewhere doing other shit because I can listen to them like I've listened to you at work.
Speaker: I've listened to you. I was over there talking with them. I've listened to them while I was playing and them getting myself together. So me not being here one week, it wasn't scheduled to I could have, but I was actually doing something you hate when we're not fully focused on the show. You said that repeatedly. You go back two months and watch the replay. You have stated that. So I didn't come up when I had something I was going on now.
Speaker: If it bothered you, I get it. I'm telling you the truth. I understand where you're coming from. We have been in full support of you for, I know I've been in full support for a year. I still got the memories popping up everywhere where I posted your show. If people aren't coming in, they don't want to. So we all have to expand, which is what you've done, which is what I've tried to do. And I've been advertising this in my expansions. All of us, me, you, Ted, Smoke, Helen, Jeeves, and 25 other people that broadcast. I advertise everybody. Where the fuck are y 'all when I broadcast?
Speaker: Thank you. Go ahead. I have more than I constantly bringing up your shows. I'm constantly asking, Tony, like I said, I can't help the fact that you are on 900 goddamn platforms. I told you that you're on one and you got 10 ,000 followers and then follow him and you'll get the notifications.
Speaker: You know what? Hold on. Helen, Helen, let me tell you like this. Let me pull the fuck over, because I'm about to get in a goddamn accident. He doesn't even have my back. You can't expect him to have yours. Woman, I had your back. You told me I didn't do enough. You told me what I did. I'm out of the fuck off. So yes, I stopped. Don't do this, woman. I got time tonight. Don't do it. I done told your ass. You told just, ooh. Eyes on the road. Eyes on the road. Eyes on the road.
Speaker: When you tell somebody they ain't doing enough for you, don't expect them to do anymore. Especially when they've done everything that they can to make sure any and everybody knows what you got, what you put out there and they've given it credit and accolades. And as I've told you, I can come on here. I can come on here every episode and 300 times an episode. Tell people.
Speaker: Go check out. And you know, and I've been the first one to admit it. Yeah, I'm not the greatest at it because, you know, but I try to. You know, I shout out other broadcasters and stuff like that. And I know you know how to share because I see. Other shows that they can't shadow you out more than I have. Let's be real. All right, woman, you go ahead and walk with that. You go ahead and walk with that.
Speaker: Fuck it. I wouldn't say that, but, you know, I try to shop people out. I try to give people respect. I try to inform people. I mean, I've been trying to be better about actually posting it on our social media for the podcast. And this is the thing.
Speaker: And good for you, you haven't got that slap in the face yet. You haven't realized yet. We'll slap in the face. And I think you kind of have to a certain degree. All those quote unquote friends, and I've said it, I got burnt. I got burnt on TikTok. There's guys that I can't even fucking stomach to see on TikTok right now because I was on there before they were.
Speaker: And I helped them grow. I helped them. I promoted the shit out. I promoted the shit out of them. And there's some guys that fucking Nikki likes. And when they were first coming on board, they were I was promoting the shit out of and helping them grow. And I can't even stomach to see them because they act like they're better than everybody else. And they didn't need the one thing I refused. The one thing I'm not going to do if I don't tell you, you know, I'm not going to do that shit. When when my tiktok page
Speaker: got a quote unquote permanent band sitting there over 11 ,000 goddamn followers. And I didn't reach a thousand followers on my backup. So you probably haven't felt that yet to a certain degree to be in every one of your broadcast, but your bitch talkers always fucking suffocate me. You don't even feel suffocated. You don't even come into my dreams, but, uh, and you don't go into my, uh,
Speaker: always been in New York. I mean, I'm trying to, I told her, I told her to stop doing this shit. She keep fucking doing it all the time. And I brought your ass up more than once. You might want to check last year's broadcast, woman. That's where you be fucking up at. You only worried about right now. Where the fuck is everybody at? I know they ain't showing up. That's a reality to hit me last year. So I have to do my own thing whether they live or not.
Speaker: And I, you know, I may not comment. I try to put it on my phone and throw it in my back pocket. I may not be commenting or whatever, but you know, and I tell people about it, but you got to simplify it, man. You got to brand yourself, Tony. That's what I've been telling you. You're so, you're on so many different platforms. It's hard. Just brand yourself.
Speaker: At least I came. What's up, little boy? No, it's not what happened. Hold on, y 'all. You got everything? All of it, you sure? All right, come on. All right, let's see if we can do it. Do this like with Jason. I'm trying to be respectful of the little man. No, I got my Bluetooth on. You all right. I got my AirPods on. You all right. Yes. I know. Come on. I told you I was coming back, didn't I?
Speaker: You're good, man. Don't worry about it. I just want to make sure I'm like little man listening or you know, I got my earplugs on. You know, what's your difference? You know, at the end of the day, we I'm kind of talking to you as well. Not in a shitty way, but I'm just speaking in general. We have something going on. I think this this show should be a priority for all of us. It is my feeling that it's not a priority with everything we've done over the past year is my question.
Speaker: I mean, I wish I wish you guys knew how many days where I'm just like, you know, fuck it. It's just a fucking hangout. I don't care. I don't know why I put so much fucking work for this goddamn show. I don't know why I do the things I do for this fucking show. Because the more you do, the more you're going to put into it. That's a dumb question. I'm going to tell you what the fuck is going on for Saturday night, because we're potentially double booked. Do I just have both guests on it? Because I know I can. Yeah.
Speaker: We have three guests on the show Saturday night, right? It's well two are from one show and another guys it so it's just like fucking I mean I'm There's so much going on even Nikki's gotten on me You know because I'm investing so much into this goddamn show and then at the same time I'm looking and I'm like oh
Speaker: And you got to do listen, listen, you got to do the broadcast, whether people are there or not, because of what you've established. And this is what you told me. These are your words. Just do what you do and don't worry about the audience. You told me that.
Speaker: And all I did was tell you the same thing when we had a conversation before. We're gonna be there as much as possible. Now, mind you, we have put away a lot of real life to be on the show. And that will be where it infuriates us. One thing I never did was you was you not being on any of my broadcasts against you. I can't do that because you got a life. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit back and be like, you don't make enough time for me when you got a family. You know what I'm saying? I'm not gonna do anything.
Speaker: And like I said, when you, when you do your music show, I'm listening to it and I, and I, and I brought it up. You've told me, you've told me. I don't even know. I, you know, I can't even, more times than I can count. I brought it up on this show. I've told people to check it out. I've even told people, look, if you can't find Tony, follow us and find him. He's there. You have said that. Yeah. You said it more than once. That's what you did the other day. That's what you did the other day.
Speaker: And the fantasy football show, you know, I've been there when I could. I told you I wanted to try to make a more of an effort to be there. Even before the fantasy football show was even a thing, I gave you a platform. I told you, you can come up on here and you can use this platform. You did say that. Yeah, you did. And I said, I would gladly would even if I wasn't even if I wasn't on it, I would gladly pull the audio and put it on our on our Spotify and this and the other thing.
Speaker: You know, I gave you the keys to the kingdom, so to say. You gave me access to it. Absolutely. Yeah, there's no denying that. There won't be no denying that, for real. I actually did do one of the fairness to football broadcasts on this one, too. I think you may have. I did it one of those weeks on your work. At the end of the day, do I want this show to be a priority? Absolutely. I want this show to be a priority for all of us. Why?
Speaker: Because we got something good here. Let's be honest. Outside of everything we are all doing individually, this show is going to be our bread and butter. This show is going to push everything else that we do. Why? Because whether people want to admit it or not might not be live -wise.
Speaker: But as far as replays and downloads, this show is insanely fucking popular. That's what you wanted. Congratulations on that too. That's been on Zencaster for less than two fucking months. And in a year and almost two years on Spotify, Anchor for Podcasters, the numbers that we are putting up in less than two months or right about two months on Zencaster
Speaker: would make Spotify fucking cry. Right. I'm not even going to be funny. You sure about that yet? We have put up on Zencast more than 4 ,000 listens and downloads. Good. In two months on Zencast, we've picked up four fucking sponsors for this show.
Speaker: This show is going to be the catalyst for everything that we do outside of this show as individuals. If you want to expand your show and grow your show, Tony D, if Jeff wants to do his car show at the end of the day, I hate to break it to you guys, but this show is what's going to be pushes those shows to grow. If I decide to keep.
Speaker: forward with the Glitch show. I don't know what the **** I'm going to do with the Glitch show. If I keep going forward with it, it's going to be this show that pushes that show and that's what I don't would like trying to get you guys to understand and that's why I'm at the point. Yeah, I'm done saying our show. We this and that. It's my show. It's my **** It's my. You would be original. There won't be nothing crazy about that. I can tell you that. It like you said, take it. Take it however you want to take it.
Speaker: But I've literally, in the last two years, I've put every ounce of energy I can sacrifice into this show. So yeah, to me, it's a slap in the fucking face on this podcast tonight. And, you know, Jeff. I'm always here running. Oh, Jeff's like, oh, my, my belly hurts. And then I watched Jeff put up
Speaker: 35 brand new TikToks during the podcast or if I'm doing the podcast and I'm like, fuck, here it is Monday night. I'm alone. Let me see what I can do. And then I happen by chance to just go share the show. And it's like, oh, Tony's home and he's clearly live somewhere else. And there's a bunch of cackling, fucking hens yelling and screaming at each other. Apparently that's more of a priority than an actual fucking
Speaker: You guys can take it however you want to take it. I'm sorry, but it's a slap in the goddamn face to me because I am legitimately trying to do I am legitimately doing everything I possibly can and at the end of the day I don't ask you guys for much outside the hey be on the show if you're available and
Speaker: hit that share button when I post episodes or when I post the sponsor or when we're live, hit that share button. I mean, Tony, you flat out said, I don't want this show on my YouTube or Twitch channel yet. You'll put... No, I put your show on my YouTube. I put your show on my YouTube channel before. I put your show on my YouTube channel. There's episodes over there. What are you talking about? There are. There are, because we used to.
Speaker: And then you said we did it separately and I was sharing everything because I got a lot of everybody else's videos. I got more everybody else's videos than mine. Do more. Say what? Make more. I can't put them on. I can't put mine on my YouTube. The fans football was up there. I can't put the music ones up there. Some of them said do more.
Speaker: You guys know, I just realized where your phone was or duet a video. You can just hit the share button and then close that thing and it'll boost the algorithm. No, I'm done. I put a couple of broadcasts on TikTok. I put a, I put one on TikTok. You can only put a certain timeframe over there. I put them on, the ones I've done, I put them on TikTok, put them on Instagram. We're not going, this show is not going to do well on TikTok.
Speaker: We're gonna get back. I don't know why. No, this show is no worse than what else is on tiktok. That's bullshit. No, the show we do find out where. Damn thing that every Saturday night I go on tiktok and and I have I have my main account. I have my backup account and I have the show account and if not all three will get banned on a Saturday night and I ain't doing anything other than hanging out and chatting with people. Somebody reporting you. Yeah, somebody's reporting you.
Speaker: because there's some stuff going on in TikTok. This show was a gravy train for TikTok. Give me a break. That's why I enjoyed it. Listening to you and Bathurst, I got on TikTok. All they do to show over there. Yeah, we wouldn't last on TikTok. We can't. Yeah, we wouldn't. I just got live together on TikTok after the show. I'm going on TikTok with him before you. Five minutes. Five minutes. One of us gets TikTok.
Speaker: because I'll talk too much bullshit. No, like literally the one day we literally got on, I was playing Grand Theft Auto, and we were just shooting it. We were talking about fucking tools. Yeah, we were talking about actual tools. Yeah. We were talking about a circular saw or something like that. At the end of the day, you got to come to a point, bro.
Speaker: And I and I and I use you as an example because Jeff has absolutely Jeff about Spade of Spade. I'm gonna be 100 % on. Chuck has no fucking life. I don't. He works and he does this show Wednesdays and Saturdays. And he watches TV and makes a bunch of weird TikTok videos that are oddly creepy. But
Speaker: You got to come to terms with the fact that these quote unquote friends are not your friends. They're not going to support what you do. What they're going to support is you catering. And, and, and, and I was guilty of this too. I did the same fucking thing, man. And that's why, that's why I'm so blunt with you when I, when I tell you, because I did the same thing. I I'm literally watching what I went through with you.
Speaker: Shit's in a fuck about you. You know, you've made the comments several times. I need you on the show. No, I don't. I want you on the show. But I don't need you on the show. I don't need Jeff on the show. I don't need Connor. I don't need fucking Cam. I don't need fucking anybody to be honest with you. But I want you guys here. Why? Because the show's better. I'm better.
Speaker: as a host, I'm better with you guys. The show. Am I muted? I don't know. Am I muted? No, I can hear you. Okay, good. But I'm gonna go ahead and tell you people was saying that about you. People was like, you the only content on the show. I'm like, no, he had to follow him before. I went through all these arguments last year.
Speaker: Fuckin real for a bunch of fake ass motherfuckin snakes. I think that's the issue You're not you're not gonna count out Fucking hell
Speaker: I went right back after her when she come at me. We go back and forth with each other. It's a love. It is what it is. But I ain't the one. I love paying relationships. You're not going to come on to my social media and drop your stupid ass fucking comments because I'm going to clown you and make you look fucking stupid. I'm going to offer you an actual platform for you to come on here and speak your opinion.
Speaker: And I know you won't. But I sure as fuck ain't gonna bow down to you, motherfucker. You think I'm afraid of some goofy ass internet piece of shit, nobody? I'm through battles and wars in real life with real life fucking people. I wear my scars on the inside and outside, I am who I am. Oh my God, will you stop? Jesus, we got the point.
Speaker: that's interesting
Speaker: there. What are you doing? By the way, I send a letter again, I say who's it going to Canada. It says Dear Canada. You had to be done. There have been people who watch this show and we're in the comments and shit chatted with us and I was never anything more than nice to them. I was never nothing more than cool with them. I was good to them.
Speaker: and them same motherfuckers are behind my back talking shit. Why? Yeah, I'm at that point in my life as well. It's like, you know, love me or hate me, I don't fucking care. What's up, city? I mean, I took a full on my phone. What the fuck are you doing? Don't ask bitch one. Kelly, what's going on? I don't know what's going on. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm caught up with everybody. After I ignored her stupid ass for months, I finally went in and owned her.
Speaker: And yeah, I went hard. But after months and months of dealing with her fucking bullshit and ignoring it, I went after her, and she got her fucking feelings hurt. Because she ain't nothing but a fat, lonely, desperate bitch who needs attention. What are you talking about? You're a fucking cunt, Debbie. Yeah, like I said,
Speaker: I, I, I have this weird thing where I'm like, if you want to piss and moan and, and, and bitch about me on there, go fucking ahead. Cause you just don't get the privilege of speaking. I got other places to be. I got to play other things. I'd rather watch Bill did excellent adventures for the 400th time.
Speaker: what I do. You know, at the end of the day, I'm just done. I'm urban. I'm not the nice guy anymore. You want the bad guy? You got it. And that goes for everybody. I don't care. Everybody complains about you becoming the monster, but they never apologize for turning you into the monster is my new saying. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, I don't want the drama. I don't want the drama. John Wick said it back. John Wick said it best. He wouldn't ask me if I'm back. Well, guess what? I guess I'm back. You fuckers killed my dog. I'm going to kill y 'all. You know, I'm done. You guys are painting me out to be a bad guy for two fucking years now. Now, now you got the bad guy. Now, now you.
Speaker: You have a reason to call me a bad guy. You can bug your eyes out me all day long. Now I have to be the bad guy. And that corresponds to... Be the bad guy at the people who talk down. Yeah. I'm a bad guy to everybody now when it comes to... See, that's when you're doing too much. No, no. What he's saying is if anybody wants to talk shit, that will be the bad guy. If you come in here and you're all, hey, man, how you guys doing? We're friendly with you. But the second you...
Speaker: want to talk shit back for you. You're going to get the bad guy. Do you not understand that this has been my dream since high school to be on the radio? It became a thing. Like I wanted to have a podcast and I couldn't do it. You know, for whatever reason, this is my fucking dream. This is, this is finally me putting myself not necessarily first, but putting myself out and trying to create something.
Speaker: can I understand haters are gonna come with it? Fucking come. Let's go. Don't start shit. There won't be shit. You want the fucking smoke? Reach hate on me. I'm the worst motherfucker in the world to have the smoke with. Because I don't give a damn about your feelings. I don't give a damn about your dead granny, your dead mommy, your dead husband, your fucking doll who got ran over by a fucking UPS truck. I don't give a fuck you fucking come and play with me. I'm bringing it all.
Speaker: I'm coming for your goddamn soul. This is my goddamn soul. This is my goddamn baby. And I take it very personally. And I wanna have members of this goddamn show that have, let's just say lost a will to actually fight for this show or put this show ahead of the bullshit and ahead of the fakeness. Yeah, I take it personally. I take it the wrong way.
Speaker: Call me whatever you want. I don't care. I didn't call you nothing. I'm not saying you. I'm just saying in general. I understand that. You're an asshole. There I said it. I'm calling you. Shut up. Nobody likes you. Geez. My motherfucker. I'm gonna go all left it. So yeah. Text your shit personally.
Speaker: I don't take the stupid comments. I don't take the people having a problem with me or a problem with this show personally. Sometimes I take the comments personally. You've been on a roll since you saw what they were saying on you, so you won't take it personally. Oh, I do take it personally. You just said you don't. Because here's the problem. Here's the problem. If you're going to talk shit, be able to back it up.
Speaker: I don't care if somebody talks shit and they got something to back it up with, but if you want to fucking come in here and talk shit and have nothing to compare it to that you do,
Speaker: Then we got a problem. How many times, Tony D, have we given these motherfuckers the opportunity to come up here? How many times have you dropped the link? At least three or four that I can tell you myself. And I actually waited an entire broadcast for them myself. I know we did. I'm giving you time. You've posted it and we've just BSed and waited on this show. And I know some of you are watching right now. And I know some of you goofy bastards, quote unquote, friends are watching right now.
Speaker: So I'm gonna tell you motherfuckers right now. Saturday night, it's a free for all. Tony's not gonna put the link. I probably won't be here Saturday night. I'll try to pop in. I probably won't be here. Nobody has to be here. Actually, you know what? I'm lying. Not Saturday night. Because Saturday night, we actually have some really cool fucking guests coming on this show. I was gonna say, don't we have guests? That might get awkward. Next week. Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, next week, I'm putting the link on Cantina or Air Time.
Speaker: in all your fucking rooms. All your fucking rooms. Bring your bitch asses up on camera. And if you in Ohio, you got a problem with me? Let me know. I'll give you my fucking address at the end of the day. Here's my thing. I'm not the guy to talk down about anybody. But you guys saw me go off on that one guy.
Speaker: That's the tip of the iceberg. And I've gotten to the point where I'm sick of it as well. I don't even just see this shit with people. To a certain degree, yes. I take this very personal when they come out to show. I think it very personal when they come at Jeff. I think it very personal when they come at you, when they come at Tony, or Connor, or Cam. And especially, I take it very fucking personally, when for no rhyme or reason at all, other than the fact that they're just a coward piece of shit,
Speaker: that they come at Nicky or they go at Jeff Swine. Or, yeah, that ain't cool. I don't know what to get your ass with. I'm sorry. I got another one. That TikTok page that was created last year. I took that shit very fucking personal. I did too. So yeah, when I got a bunch of fucking nobodies,
Speaker: It's not even about nobody. It's just people in general. If you want to talk shit about somebody, go do it somewhere else, because this is not the place you want to play that shit. I'm old school, Tony. We've talked about this a lot. We're old school. We're nothing about it. It's about doing something with themselves. Everybody got something to say. And the same way you feel about people talking about it is how I've been feeling about people talking about three of the broadcasts that I do.
Speaker: three bad thing about the broadcast that you're on. I didn't see you. I'm playing motherfuckers. Anybody ever heard of this shit? I'll talk bad about it because you never tell me you love me.
Speaker: No, I don't, and I'm not going to. You know, damn well, that shit that I say about your music broadcast is not serious, first and foremost. No, I'm just saying, I've had shit come, I have people coming to me. I mean, a broadcast that you're not even welcomed on anymore, smoked. You motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. I didn't call a black track again, either. I'm just kidding. That's just gotta give smoke shit. You won't even have a white guy on there anymore.
Speaker: I do want you guys to take this seriously. I want you guys to prioritize this. I want you guys to make an effort for this show because we're doing something here, man. Whether you guys don't think so or not, we're really doing something here. You know, that's, that's what I said. I want to get Connor and cam more involved because they believe in this. They believe in what's going on with this show. They believe in it. And, and, and, you know, Connor.
Speaker: currently active duty military has to be careful what he says and does. That's why he should be up here. I'm not even being asked. He shouldn't be up here because of that. And I'm telling you, he shares that. And I'm gonna go ahead and let you know they'll get on him. The same way I've had a couple of my coworkers tell me stop coming on some of these broadcasts.
Speaker: because they will come after us for this shit. So before you take it personal, I'm gonna need you to, no, no, no, no, no, hold on, you gotta realize this shit. There's a lot of shit that we do, we ain't supposed to. And even when we've done more than what we were supposed to, we've done everything that you asked for, it can compromise some people's jobs. And I'll be honest with you, kind of can't come up here acting an ass like that. He can't, I'm telling you. Hold on over here, you see how much I've tried to change this goddamn show in the last year?
Speaker: You still talk shit. You still calling bitches. You still do all that disrespectful shit. It'll compromise the motherfucker. I'm telling you. You speak in my opinion and my mind is not any different than when you wrote on any other broadcast or when you do your own broadcast. No, I know. And I've had to try to reserve a lot of language when I do my broadcast on purpose because of that specific reason. I'm just telling you. You can be more mindful on your broadcast, but what we do on here
Speaker: Like I said, I don't mean any disrespect. And I'm not this out in disrespect because smokes my guy. I love smoked to death. You know, actually, I got a hit. Smokey breaking rules. Smokey breaking rules. Yeah, I know. I got a hit spoke up about the wedding actually real soon. Nicki's been getting on me. You know, that's my dude. But, you know, there ain't nothing anything. There's nothing different on here that we do than what what he does. You know, that is where you're correct. And I'll say this shit.
Speaker: You know, cause Ted keeps his show. There's actually been a couple of times Smoke told me, don't come up there because he knew what was going to happen. I'll knock around a little bit because a couple of deliveries, he's gotten, I think he's gotten a little bit more intense recently than he was before. Cause a lot of times before he wasn't saying so much, he was letting the people sing. But now he's kicking out more of himself. And it's something about, it's a way about a delivery where it's not so bad. And I could be honest about that.
Speaker: Well, what you mean, what you don't mean, you're almost the same way. You go a little bit more direct to people than an issue, if you will. And it's kind of hard to understand. It really is hard to understand. But I know exactly what you're saying. And I can't argue because Smoke does do that shit as well. You're correct. You know, like, I don't mean this in any disrespect, but Star Child's out of damn control. I'm gonna use the words of my man, Mr. B.
Speaker: when he called me a goddamn menace. And Sir Charles, a goddamn menace. And ain't no hate in that. She's a menace. Like I said, she didn't call me a menace. She did. He purpose that he said, I love my man. That's my dude. He's a fucking menace.
Speaker: Starchile Beniminnis. Yes, Beniminnis. I think that's part of the reason maybe why I don't get invited up anymore because Smoke knows me and Smoke knows that me and Starchild, as much as I like her, we go butt heads.
Speaker: The only reason your butt is if you feel too intense to an opinion, which is one thing I tried to do when I go on people's broadcast. I try not to try. Depends on the issue. And when I started - No, she throws out questions like she threw to me within 30 seconds of meeting me. That ain't fucking right. All right. I don't think, I don't think, I don't think Smoke's content is, is woman hating. And this is going to be kind of me being a man.
Speaker: being the messenger. I don't think it's necessarily woman hating. I think it's, I really think that it's more as smoke being a man, he's not going to play into it. He kind of sort of does play into hysteria. He's not playing into no narratives. No, he's not playing into a narrative. He's not going to be real.
Speaker: You know, he's gonna be real and it comes across. And I know like, I said what the fuck I want to say on this goddamn show. I mean, I spoke on the whole ass, Carly chick being kidnapped. I spoke on that and I spoke my damn mind. You spoke on it the day off. You said it the day off, you did. Yeah, I spoke my fucking mind on the Alabama fight.
Speaker: And my man OG was up in the comments. And at first, OG was like, yo, he was ready to get out me. But then he heard me out. Yeah, he was too. Yeah, like OG was ready to get at me. And then he heard me out. And Monday night, we were talking about the conversation with the Redskins and OG came in and then again, OG was ready to get me.
Speaker: But he was like, hold up. And that's how OG and I do. He'll get in the comments. I'm speaking my mind. He's speaking his mind. We see each other's point. And we're like, you know what? Yeah, it's all good. I know just great towards OG. I've told OG, I want you on the show. I want you to pull up, man. I really do. Because him and I have great conversations. And 100 % of the time right now, he's in the comments. And we have great conversations.
Speaker: You know, there's going to be difference in opinion with people with different demographics, different aspects, and different insight into situations. Just being honest. No, but I mean, that's true with anything. We actually had that conversation earlier. You're never going to change anybody's opinion. But it won't hurt to hear them out either. And that's all I try to do is hear people out. People get on me about that. Why do you deal with this? Why do I try to understand what people are coming from?
Speaker: A lot of people, they're so one and done. They don't want to hear shit that you got to say, or they don't even try to understand your aspect. Exactly. Those are the kind of people that, and I've cut those people out of my life. You know, if you're not willing to at least talk about it and hear my opinion versus your opinion, whether we agree on it at the end, I ain't got time for that shit. I got better shit to do. I don't know anything about that. No, like I'm done.
Speaker: expecting anything from anybody. You know, I had to get that one earlier this year. There's a level of expectations when it comes to this show and you guys being on the show and you guys being a part of the show, but outside of this show, I have no expectations for anybody. Why do you, what do you think? I know this phrase is played out, but it is what it is. Why do you think I grind so fucking hard? Why do you think I,
Speaker: do so much. You know, we don't do anything. I'm not saying that. That's how you sound. And I told you before. I'm not saying that. But you know, I've had people ask me, you post, why you post videos of just you when there's three of you on the show? You posted videos with all three of us in all honesty, just to be clear. I mean, I grab clips from the show, but I'm not always going to be able to grab clips from the show.
Speaker: You know, I can't just, I'm not, this show is not some fucking desperate ass only fans model who's going to make the same content all day, every day and expect people to fucking follow. We have to have something, but we have four or five logos for this show. I've made every one of them.
Speaker: I've seen something on TikTok and I'm like, I could use that and spin it on the show. I modified the one. Then I got yelled at while I got told I was going to modify another one. Well, I don't, I just ask you to send stuff to me before because I know you.
Speaker: Is it any different for Matt? Let's, let's just put it in this perspective. You know, at the end of the day, is there any difference in having a ball? Yeah. I want you guys to be creative. Yeah. I want you guys to do something. Yeah. Fucking create something to fucking put our sponsors out there. Yeah. Those are, I don't want to fuck with. I mean, I don't want to see like I said, you know, I had a friend of mine.
Speaker: She ordered some stuff from Liquid IV. And she just made a real quick post. I got my Liquid IV today. Go ahead and get yours. Use my buddy's promo code. Awards are hard. Does everybody work using the promo code? Five minutes, just because she put that on her. And I didn't ask her to. I didn't tell her to. She just did it. We got like three more. We got like three orders that were placed using our promo code in less than five minutes.
Speaker: It's something as simple as that. That's what I'm saying. Like, guys, a little bit, you know, I've said for the last two years, I've been for recently, us, we are everything else. And outside of Tony for a little bit, yes, you were.
Speaker: sharing the show, yes, we put it on your YouTube and Twitch and Jeff, you would share from time to time, maybe make a video on TikTok. I mean, at the end of the day, it's one of those things where it's like, if it was 25 % as important to me or to you guys as it is to me,
Speaker: there would be more. Maybe I'm asking too much. If I'm asking too much, then fucking, I don't care. Just turn your goddamn cameras on and be on your fucking microphones. I don't fucking care. But as I told Jeff, a backup quarterback might win a Super Bowl ring, but nobody talks about him. Tom Brady, Miller on.
Speaker: talks about Kenny winning two Super Bowl rings. Nobody talks about the backup quarterback, Tom Brady, when he won seven rings. Nobody talks about, you know, the guy who was on the bench behind Kobe Bryant when Kobe was winning his rings. You know, I listen to talk radio. I listen to podcasts.
Speaker: I see podcasts and I see talk radio and everybody's involved to make it successful. I don't think I'm asking a lot of you guys to show up when you're available. Tony, I know you're on split shifts and like I said, Monday night, I'm not even
Speaker: right now, what, what, what, what, what, what aggravated me was just randomly, just like, I gotta put this link in here because I've been doing it. Um, you know, or anything like that. Just fucking Jesus Christ. Take it. And Jeff, this goes to you too. And you guys can take this however you want to take it. But Tim,
Speaker: who's not even a part of this show, he's literally behind the scenes, has done more for this show in a month, than you guys have done since we started this show. Cam single -handedly helped grow on our Facebook page. Our first
Speaker: several guests outside of Rocky and Rob. Rob, that was Cam. Cam got us Chris Clooney. Cam's got the same guy who literally believes in what this show is. That's all I'm asking you guys. Even what the fuck we're doing? Believing what we have here and actually fucking
Speaker: So I told you many times and we've been on the show. I can't hear you with just one noise. What? Is that mine? Yeah. And music radio is kind of going the way of the dodo, but I'm going to support you. Going kind of way of the dodo, huh?
Speaker: Yeah, music radio, yeah, radio as far as music goes. Yes, absolutely. Because of YouTube and Spotify and all the other various platforms that you can listen to music on. I don't ever listen to music on the radio. When I listen to music, I'm on my YouTube, I'm on the YouTube premium. I'm listening to YouTube music. Why? Because I can hear the song, I wanna hear
Speaker: right then and there. If I want to listen to a whole ass album by a particular artist, I can listen to a whole ass album. That same repetitive fucking bullshit is, is going away, man. I mean, they're not most cars nowadays, the brand new ones,
Speaker: don't even have AM -FM radio in them. It's Bluetooth. The brand new ones. And some cars only have AM -FM radio digital HD. Jeff has a couple older cars.
Speaker: In some areas, they can listen to AM FM because that cars aren't equipped with digital HD. Well, to the point where there's, there's almost no radio station. Like you, Tony, at the end of the day, you're going to become a commodity because you're going to become one of the rare few.
Speaker: who are playing music. You're retro. But what we're doing and what's happening across the board as a guy who listens to radio and even Lagee, what she does, Lagee does her music show and she's gonna be on the same thing.
Speaker: She's different. She's unique. She's not the run -of -the -mill fucking, I mean, in all honesty, a lot of these radio stations that are playing music, they're DJs are becoming AI. They're not even real people. They're fucking AI. Why? You're not AI. Why?
Speaker: I use AI every day. I'm just saying. This is something that I've been, I don't want to say infatuated with. It's kind of a weird thing to say, but radio is a passion. I love radio. I love it. I don't like Howard Stern, but you got to give Howard Stern credit for what he's done, what he did. I don't like Obi and Anthony.
Speaker: but Obie and Anthony did their thing. I don't like fucking Joe Rogan, but Joe is kind of the godfather of podcasting. I mean, yeah, he's, he, yeah, he's the Tony Soprano of fucking podcasting, man. You know, I, this, this, this is one, you know, I might not be the smartest man in the world. I've got a couple of things that I'm very knowledgeable on paranormal, true crime and radio.
Speaker: That's my world. That's my world. Top radio, music radio, music. That's my world. That's paranormal and true crime. That's my world. Sports, obviously. I'm a sports guy. I'm a numbers guy. I'm an analytics guy when it comes to sports. It's fucking Tony crazy. But I don't think it's too much for me to say, hey, guys,
Speaker: We got something going on here. Put all the bullshit to the side and actually let's fucking grow this goddamn thing. Let's grow this goddamn thing. Let's create this fucking network. And we're going to be the foundation of this goddamn network. And as I've told you a million times, Tony, it starts with one stone. We're that first fucking stone. The journey of a thousand miles starts with one step.
Speaker: And then we expand and Jeff's got his boring ass car show that he does. You got your music show and your fantasy football show that whatever. And, and, and then other people join in and they're doing their own version of stuff. But this is the foundation. This is actually doing something. This is actually grown and we're going to get past the point where the haters, I mean, let's be honest, even right now haters are irrelevant as fuck.
Speaker: They don't matter. All we do is clown on them. We make fun of them. No, absolutely. You have a program jury and he tells you that you're going to play fucking doja cat 27 times in an hour because she's and Taylor Swift.
Speaker: You know, I used to listen to a radio station here that, and this is back when they actually had DJs. There's a radio station here in Ohio. Uh, Jeff, I don't know if you might be familiar with it. Cause I think it reached up there in the neck of the woods, 99 .7, the blitz. And they had this fucking mandatory Metallica bullshit where they had to play so much every, you know, every.
Speaker: So many or at least one, at least one. There's a DJ that came on there and he said, Ed, I don't like Metallica. Metallica is an overrated fucking sell out rock band. This DJ come on there and he said, when I'm working, I ain't fucking playing Metallica. They can kiss my ass. Did they fire him? No. Want to know why? Because it's got raining a roof when he was there.
Speaker: That was the blitz. The blitz did come through. Man, he didn't have that dial. Yep. I can't remember where he was at now, but my man is somewhere else making well over six figures a year still in radio. All because he dared to go against the narrative, all because he dared to go against the masses and said, I ain't fucking playing your bullshit Metallica.
Speaker: I'll give you fucking Iron Maiden and Megadove because this is a goddamn rock station. Metallica ain't rock and roll music. I'll give you Zeppelin. We ain't even a classic rock station, but I'll give you Zeppelin. How'd that go again? No more time for the background.
Speaker: at the end was Thor coming in in in game and slamming down and Wakanda fucking everybody that was infinity war oh my god nerd calm down no Tony's right then the fucking nerds will bust my balls and and and that's I mean and that's like I said take it however you guys want to take it
Speaker: Nikki's gotten on me a lot lately. She's like, I'm so sick and tired of you seeing, seeing you frustrated and aggravated when it comes to the podcast and blah, blah, blah, you know, and I totally understand what you're saying. Because you do have a lot of frustration and aggravation, but fucking haters are a dime a dozen. That's like fish in the barrel. I can find a hater all day long.
Speaker: Doors always open, you goofy bitches. Pull up. You don't have somebody to head on, feel free to hate on. Yeah. Pull up, doors open. Bring your bitch ass up on the camera. Be a grown up, be an adult. But be warned when you tell all your goofy ass friends,
Speaker: Oh, I'm gonna put no police. I'm gonna put like in this place. No, the fuck you ain't. I'm gonna fucking hurt your feelings. Because I see who you really are. Oh, I probably know more about you than you thought I did. I'm gonna hurt your fucking feelings. I'm absolutely gonna hurt your feelings. Shit, I might hurt your own born at the end of the day.
Speaker: bunch of little fucking mongoloids like you running around with their fucking feelings. Don't know why that shit was implanted in them before they was even born feeling fucking hurt. They got PTSD nonsense. They don't even know who nonsensical nonsense is. Never ever do. I'm here. Where are you at? Where you at haters?
Speaker: It's time for some of you motherfuckers to start showing your true colors. Because Tony, at the end of the day, that's just what you're going to realize, didn't recognize it, is when these fucking snakes start showing their true colors and truly start showing their true colors. And yeah, I sound like an asshole. And yeah, you're probably mad as fuck at me right now. And you go motherfucking me later on. And that's fine. I know. Because in 25 years, you know how many times I've motherfucked Jeff behind his back after we've ended a conversation?
Speaker: I'll motherfucking right into his face as soon as I see him next time. But that's what true friendship is. You get mad at each other, you get aggravated at each other, you get pissed off at each other. But at the end of the day, you're not going to disappear because you're not going to, you're not going to go away just because somebody said a bad word. And like I said, it's shitty of me to put that ultimatum up there for anybody who wants to be involved with this podcast. Either you hear you're not. I don't fucking care.
Speaker: We're going to move on. Yeah, it is hurtful. It's not personal. You're still going to be my boy. If you, if you messaged me when the show observer said, look, I can't handle this right now. I can't do this right now. What's me? No, I'm out. I'm out.
Speaker: Tony I'm still waiting on you. You send me a message. Tell me love. I don't Good luck. I Got bigger shit going on and what's happening up here I've said I haven't told everybody everything so no y 'all don't know about that. But I tell everybody everything I don't tell everybody everything's going on in my life Like I said, you guys don't know the half of the eight that we get I don't tell you guys on purpose. I
Speaker: My life's an open book. You don't have to share your personal. I don't have one. I share the personal stuff I want to share. You go ahead. I don't want to share everything. You don't have to. Like I said, at the end of the day, as far as this show goes, bottom line, if anything comes out of this, bottom line is you're invested or you're not invested. You're here or you're not here. And that goes for everybody.
Speaker: Jeff, Tony, Connor, Cam, Mike. And it's time to start putting work in, boys. I don't expect you to put the work I put in, but it's time to start putting work in. We finally have reached a point that we've been looking for.
Speaker: And we're continuing to grow. So it's time for everybody to put work in. It's time to hit them share buttons. It's time to let people know about our sponsors. It's time to let people know, hey, come and listen. Come and hang out. Come and hit the chat box. Listen to the replay. Don't be ashamed of the goddamn show. We are who we are. I'm changing things up. I'm constantly changing things up.
Speaker: Like I told Jeff, second hour was complete dog shit of this show tonight. Oh, it was terrible. It was going to be good. It was fucking dog shit. If I wanted to lollygag around, I think I heard it was like the first five movies you mentioned, we didn't know. We're like, it was dog shit. I thought I thought I had a good segment and it was fucking dog shit. Let's be honest. It was fucking dog shit.
Speaker: I knew that I realized that halfway through, but I was like, fuck it, we're here. We might as well finish this fucking dance. But I'm changing the show, I'm evolving the show. I'm trying to get away from the unnecessary, just, I like the random, but you know,
Speaker: You know, I want you guys to be like, Oh, I heard this on the news. We can have serious converse conversations. I 29th, the newest episode, right? On the loaded ask question right there. Um, ouch.
Speaker: How many of us are honest with you? And Tony? You are doing entirely two. I don't think... I think there are certain aspects of this show that collectively as a whole and yes Tony is ashamed of.
Speaker: I also, and this is not a shot Tony D in any way, shape or form. There are certain content creators and by casters that are smoke, that are very pro certain ethnicity, if you will. We don't meet that quota over here.
Speaker: Um, so I think, I think there's, there's shows that I, that, that we've done and I've struggled to put up because I'm ashamed of them. So Jeff, I know Jeff doesn't fucking care because Jeff's like, Jeff's like, I'm fucking here or whatever at the end of the day. I think to a certain, a certain degree, Tony, please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. I think to a certain degree, I think.
Speaker: There's parts of you that are kind of ashamed of the show or ashamed to be on this show. Sometimes. Parts that maybe want to leave, yes. I've done shit that people tell me bothers them or makes them ashamed of me. So parts that I want to be a part of, yes. I'm not necessarily, okay, let me rephrase it. I'm not necessarily ashamed of any of our shows. Sometimes I listen back to them and I go, oh, I really went off the rails and
Speaker: I was, Jeff and Tony tried to rein me in, but I was on one. And, but yeah, don't be ashamed of the show in any way, shape or form. I agree. Like I said, I had to backtrack. I had to backtrack. Not necessarily what I ashamed. It was more like I could have handled that differently. I could have, I could have went a different route. Not necessarily a shame, but given the opportunity.
Speaker: But I think, I gotta be honest with you, Tony, man. Now, I think that there are times where, and we're not piggybacking, I'm not ganging up on you or anything like that, but there have been times where I feel like a part of you is kind of ashamed of the show and you're like, but also at the same time,
Speaker: You know, when certain conversations come up and certain... Shit, I lost my train of thought. Certain topics come up. I try to, I personally try to be on both sides and look at it as a perspective. If it is a white versus black thing or a Republican versus Democrat thing, I personally try to,
Speaker: look at it from both sides and come from both sides. I know Jeff doesn't. And I know you don't, Tony. You guys have your personal feelings and your agenda is such a dirty word. Right? I wouldn't say agenda.
Speaker: No feelings. Point of view. Point of view. I don't think anybody should be ashamed of this show. That's why I had to backtrack. I'm not ashamed of this show. I'm not ashamed of anything that we talk about on this show. Yeah, perspective. You know, like I said, sometimes I've gone 100 % off the rails, and then I listen back to it and go, I could have handled that better. I really should have.
Speaker: In the moment, it is what it is. As far as the present, I'm not going to regret anything I say or do on this show. I'm not going to hold back because I've reached that point where this is, this is what I'm fucking doing with me or against me. I don't give a fuck. That's what I'm doing.
Speaker: I'm drawing the line in the sand, boys. Adam will go recycle beer and get another one. What have you been up to, Tony? I've been.
Speaker: It's like I said, I got shit going on over here. I just don't talk to anybody about but. My phone's always on. That's all. You know where my number is. Tony, if I was sitting there, can I draw on your head? What? I want to draw on your head. No.
Speaker: It'd be awesome. The dry erase board style. Chris, don't you want to grow a pony's head? Just try a race board style. No, basically I didn't say all the things I can try to be delicate. I can be.
Speaker: a complete asshole. It doesn't matter until I put my foot down and like I said, draw the line in the sand. Love us or hate us. You can listen to the show or you cannot listen to the show. Don't fucking care. As far as the show goes, either you want to be a part of the show and you want to move forward and you want to help put the work in or you don't want to be a part of the show.
Speaker: You don't wanna be a part of the growth anymore. I've got us to this point. Yes, you guys have helped. I'm not saying you guys haven't done anything. I've got us to this point and I'm gonna say I've got us to this point because of the amount of work and effort and time and energy and money I put into this show moving forward. I mean, it's right there. I can't make it any plain and simple.
Speaker: You're here, you're not here, you're here. I don't expect you guys to put the amount of work that I put into it, but I expect you guys to be here when you can be here. We do the show three nights a week. I expect you guys to help on the back end behind the scenes to a certain degree. No, I don't expect you guys to do all the shit that I do. If you guys wanna reach out to people, if you see somebody you like,
Speaker: I've got four brand new artists that want us to play music on this show. All simply because of a comment I dropped on their TikTok. That's just me holding their TikTok and liking a goddamn song. It's that easy.
Speaker: We had Dizzy on from the lazy ass podcast. I just happened to listen to one or two, five, the bone, which he is on multiple shows. I listened to his podcast scums scumbag lounge. They're following each other on Instagram. They've checked out our podcast. They like it. I really enjoy their podcast. Took a shot in the park said, Hey guys, you want to collaborate? They're like, fuck yeah.
Speaker: It's minimal effort at the end of the day. Hitting that shirt, but dropping a link saying, hey, check out our sponsor, www .woodiv .com. 100 % off, words are hard. I know you both know how to make a Facebook post.
Speaker: I know you ate this, but it's my mantra. Hey, question. Is our Instagram under your phone number or our email? No. Try both. I'm trying to put it, I was going to say I'm going to try both. No, because I'm trying to put it on my TikTok. So it's like, am I trying to figure out how to do it for like the past 50 minutes?
Speaker: I've told you times I would give you access to the social media. How do you feel over there? Good. You know, I want media access to social media. I want you guys to just randomly drops. I don't care if it's fucking me on our Facebook page or Instagram or Twitter or whatever. I'm terrible at social media. I'll be the first one to tell you I am terrible at social media. I try.
Speaker: But I got to look it up. We can all social media and still get post up on a regular basis. And 2021, right? What's that? Oh, it's just put our password American last four digits is not the full password. Yeah. When we started the show, Jeffrey.
Speaker: I think there might be an exclamation point. Maybe there's not, I don't know. I think there is. So you don't have to make the decision now. You can let me know later, but that's at the end of the day, that's where it is. Line is in the sand. I understand you're working swing shifts. I don't expect you to be here if you're working swing shifts. I got a little aggravated and frustrated Monday night. Yeah, I should have.
Speaker: I'm like floundering around and Brian came in and saved the day. You know, I was having, and again, shout out to Brian because Brian hit me with that video a couple hours before the show started and I was like, oh, hell yeah. That's gonna be a conversation. And then I popped up and I was ready and willing to run by myself. And Brian popped up and you know, but
Speaker: And then Wednesdays, I fully expect it to meet me and Jeff Saturdays, me and Jeff until you're off swing shifts or whatever, but it is frustrating. Again, I say it's frustrating. You got time to be here over there. Why can't you be here, man? Like, you know,
Speaker: And that's the other thing, if you guys are here and I jumped all over Jeff's shit, I jumped all over Jeff's shit last week or the week before, I think it was. I don't know if we were live or if we didn't did the show yet. We're on the show. We're on the show, right? I'm looking up our password right now. Yeah, I jumped all over Jeff's ass because
Speaker: It was just him and I, and I was trying to do the show and he was everywhere but on the show. I can't remember. I can't remember who was on the show or after the show ended. It was on the shows. It was like the last 15, 20 minutes. I think Brian was here too. I can't remember. I'm trying to find our password. I have it here somewhere.
Speaker: You know, if if if I fuck up and I slip up and I don't catch a show. Fucking put the link in our goddamn Facebook page. Which one? For you for your. We have to. We have a group and we have a. Hang on Jeff. You told me specifically put on your Instagram. Where was it? No, no, no. Oh, sorry. Facebook. Sorry. Facebook. No, if I don't catch a show or I don't share it, dude,
Speaker: share it you can do you can post whatever you want on on either facebook page i want you if you log into our instagram you can put your stuff in there as well i don't care i don't steve gervais hey bro put your stuff in our page share your stuff on our page people just like telling me
Speaker: changes that they remember and not what they originally told me. I think people just like seeing what I'm gonna deal with, but then they hate when I make you change because it ain't working out the way they wanted to when I don't change the way they wanted to. I think people don't understand that when you disrespect the motherfucker and then they leave, you actually gonna fucking miss him, but you can't say that you do miss him. I think people just want people to do what they want them to do and they don't care what else you got going on. This is all I've been listening to for hours.
Speaker: Between you and Helen, with the shit she's written in, I'm trying to be quiet with the other shit that I got going on, but I'm gonna make it very fucking simple. I've done everything I could for the both of y 'all. I know I did it last year. Now, when she says, you sound like her, I'm gonna tell you why. She would get mad at me about
Speaker: what I wouldn't do at the moment, not counting what I did previously. Didn't tell me what I've done, I mounted to fuck all. So I would stop fucking doing it. You've told me and Jeff, we don't do enough. All we gotta do is share. I mean, Jesus Christ, if you're not on board, we've been on board. And I'm gonna tell you, we've been on board. I don't see none of your other people, and I'll go ahead and throw it out there. So if any of them say I'm wrong, prove it. I don't see none of them sharing it, advertising it. Except for Cam, Cam has,
Speaker: Again, don't tell me what I need to do when I've done it. You want me to do more. My folks are not coming. I've shared it when I've expanded. I've gone on other platforms, which Ellen, let me tell you something. I'm going to go ahead and put this out there. Okay. I told you in November, you told me again, three times afterwards,
Speaker: Keep putting that out there if you want to. And I've been trying not to say nothing, but you keep doing this little snug shit in the comments, which is also what I told you, drives me fucking nuts. It doesn't help. I actually had a conversation about your ass earlier today, and I'm trying to be quiet about it. You do little shit that pisses people off and embarrasses folks, and that's why nobody's around. Stop it.
Speaker: I told you this is private. I try not to do this in public, but you keep fucking doing it. And now you're doing it now. You told me what I've done amounts to fuck all. You told me that I haven't done shit. You told me that I haven't stood up for your ass when I've done it on every show that I've fucking been on, including my own. You just don't remember it or can't find it. But then you're going to tell me that within I'm talking about now, if all you're looking for is now your ass never going to be satisfied. And that goes to everybody out there.
Speaker: You better remember what a motherfucker has ever done for you before you tell them they haven't done shit. That's why your ass sounds ungrateful and nobody wants to be around you. If what I've done doesn't mean nothing at this moment, we're not a business. We do this to support and help each other. He's got a chance to make money. I'm listening to a lot of everything that he's saying, but this is like the fourth hour and a half conversation you had about this shit. You're beating it into the ground. Tell everybody else, listen, what you tell me and Jeff. You don't think I do?
Speaker: No, I don't because you could target me and Jeff Connerly. Three to four times an episode, I say. You talked to people about me and I heard about your ass last summer when you would spend two, three hours talking about everything that's wrong with me. Just six or seven people. What the fuck am I going to be around that for? What's up? How you doing?
Speaker: You think that I'm out here doing shit to you. I'm out here embarrassing you the shit that you've done. I've got people telling me, which is fucking embarrassing whether you hear it or not. Oh wait, you're not talking to me. So I'm just going to go ahead and tell you. You want to know why I've been distant because of petty shit like that. I don't need petty women in my life anymore. And I'm telling the whole world since Glitcho was so big, I'm putting it out there right now. If you're petty, I don't much. Because you two, you all are costly.
Speaker: Let's just be clear. Demanding what you want when a motherfucker is going to do something not gonna be conducive to the person that you want to do it for, that you want to do it for you.
Speaker: What I have not done is disrespect anything that anybody's never done because I'm actually appreciative for the people. That's why I still hang around the folks who were there because they were my primary supporters, they were my primary reviewers, and they were also primary contributors when I was trying to expand out to other platforms. I tried to grow into other platforms, which is a part of the advice that everybody gave me, and it hasn't been working. So Glick actually has a little bit of justification in what he's saying. I'm going to go ahead and tell you this as much as I'll tell you I don't want to hear this shit no more.
Speaker: Your broadcast has grown. Most broadcast has grown. His broadcast is already big. We already fucking knew that. Mine wasn't growing. That's why I'm up here. I am trying to expand myself. Helen, you want to sit back and talk about why am I here? Why am I there? I try to do a show with you. I wanted to do a show with you. You won't have me on any show with you for specific reasons that we've already clarified. So I have to go out there and be with everybody else. I have to deal with shit from every motherfucking body else.
Speaker: and then still do things on top of myself, be myself, work, be a dad, be a parent like everybody else who is up and down to the guy to do and maintain a job in the process as well to try to create some shit on your own without copying any fucking body else. I have invited any and everybody up to be a part of what I do and a bunch of them don't show up so it does hurt. He actually write with the numbers because I don't have his numbers and he's doing some shit that he's got support that I don't have but I also didn't put in for a lot of support that you have because I got other shit going on up here.
Speaker: So I need a bunch of y 'all out here to understand something. As much as you've demanded and as much as I've given and as much as you have told me, you don't see how I do it. This don't make no sense. Why don't you try something else? I need a lot more of you to support me. I'll say this once and every now and then. The last time I said this when I did my amnesty hour broadcast.
Speaker: I don't do this for the money, even though I would like to make the money. People told me to start going for the money, which is one of the focuses this year, which hasn't really happened as much as I've thrown everything out there that people told me this should be easier to do when they don't see it. I only actually saw it last year. She was like, you got it everywhere. What the fuck? I said, I keep telling you, people aren't popping up. You all didn't understand. I don't have to share it. I've got it on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch, and LinkedIn all at once.
Speaker: Nobody's popping up. If you don't have your notifications on, that's why you're not showing it. If you don't have everything live to where you can see when people pop up, that's why they're not seeing it. You can share all day. But if people ain't looking, they're not going to watch. I had to come to terms with that. So you would rather listen. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It ain't no lie. You would rather listen to other people than talk to me. No, because you argue too damn much. Every time I say something, there's something wrong with it, or I don't tell you enough. I walked away weeks ago. I walked away months ago.
Speaker: I told you, I wouldn't work with you, you're a real sponsor. You did say that. Why would I work with you when you dispect was what told me and refused to make me a priority? Your answers are priority all last year. You better check last year's broadcast. How many times did I shout you out? How many times did I tell people you was in an internet relationship? And then what I didn't tell them was when we broke up, but when you want to keep putting that out there, I can go ahead and tell you, I told you last November, if you could find somebody else who treats you better than me, says I don't do enough, let me know. It's August.
Speaker: I asked you to stop doing this shit since last year. You're still doing it. I don't come on your broadcast saying shit. I don't come on your broadcast doing shit, but you come everywhere that I'm at and when I post it and put that shit the fuck out there.
Speaker: People can talk to me. I ain't even got to say nothing. You got something to say. You want to put it out there like that. I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about just this broadcast. I actually came in because I saw somebody was singing some shit and that's why Troller came out like, what's going on?
Speaker: Nobody was saying shit in the comments. It's on Instagram. No, she has been putting. Yeah. I've been watching. No, no, no, no. She was. Nobody was saying shit. And, you know, it was it was on it was on Instagram. He was saying he saw shit on Instagram and came up. No, what I saw was the comments on this broadcast when I pulled it up on YouTube. I saw what was said about somebody putting some shit up on YouTube. Oh, oh, about. Yeah, about us talking about what happened. Yeah, we were talking. I saw that and I was wondering what was going on. That's when I came in.
Speaker: I got to have ladies back on this one. Nothing was said about anything other than our conversation about what was happening on it. And I came in, I was asking my shoulder points. And then after I came in, she started saying shit. Yeah. Like I said earlier in the broadcast. I've said it in private. I've tried to say the specific areas, but she keeps doing this shit. It's a turn off.
Speaker: No, we were, well, like I said, we were talking about what was going on on Instagram right now. Um, and, and I made the comment, uh, like I said, this is, I made the comment of this fake ads account. This, this goofy ass motherfucker who's talking shit rolled in here Monday night.
Speaker: not even an hour after. I heard that, I heard you when you said that, I heard you when you said that. But like I said, when I was viewing, when I was back and I was watching the show in the background on YouTube, I saw a comment that someone said something about shoulder count. That's what, that's what we were talking about. Yeah, but I saw it in there and that's what I was like, okay, let me get myself situated and then I'll jump up real quick. We were talking about that specifically because it was less than an hour after I dragged motherfuckers on, on airtime cantina, whatever it's called.
Speaker: if this fucking fake ass account showed up and was basically saying the same shit that was said on TikTok. I've already put numbers in my head off of this shit. I'm already going after Nikki, which is the why I flat out put in the comments. My poke is actually filed with Pinky. And as much as you're worried about her, I don't know how I keep telling you she's got somebody, ain't nothing going on.
Speaker: There's nothing going on. Since you wanna put that out there. How's your search going on your dating sites? You know what, I'm gonna come out and I'm gonna go. All you gotta do is stop doing this shit. I do not do this. You see how long it takes to hypnotize you, puts comments down before I say anything. I don't even wanna broadcast saying shit. I don't even wanna show that you're a guest of saying shit, but look at what you're doing.
Speaker: I'm just going to come out and say something that I've said multiple times, and I don't mean any disrespect by it. But y 'all are like firing gasoline, man. You and Tony are like fire or like firing gasoline, man.
Speaker: Y 'all, it's, you know, whether he's not putting enough in, you're doing too much, he's doing too much. It's a volatile situation. I've never told her she wasn't doing enough. That's the difference. It doesn't matter. I've been the only motherfucker that's had a pair of balls on him just to say it.
Speaker: Uh, y 'all are volatile situation, man. Like for real, um, you know, relationship wise, if it's not working, it's not working. Call it a day. Be friends. Don't be friends. I mean, I like, I just, at this point and I don't want to get too much involved in your guys's personal business and I don't think anybody should that's between y 'all too, Tony. I've told you that in private.
Speaker: You're guys in the relationship. How many months have I been quiet when she would do this shit? Yeah, you're guys in the relationship is - Don't answer the question. Don't answer the question. How many months have I been quiet when she would do this shit? I would absolutely, I mean, like even when we were having problems, you, I know that you still pop them from time to times. You may not have said anything, but - You're watching. You're watching.
Speaker: You know me, I'm very, if I'm with somebody, I'm with somebody, I ain't hiding it. I'm not, you know, I'm not hiding it. I'm not ever going to hide it. I feel like if you're in a relationship with somebody, you shouldn't hide it. Answer your question. No, you shouldn't hide it. You shouldn't, if the question is asked, and I've even said this to Tony, if the question is asked, then it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a basic simple yes or no answer.
Speaker: You shouldn't hide being in a relationship or, or, or denied certain aspects of relationship. If you're not together, you're not together, but on the fringe or, you know, whatever the case may be. But that's just me personally, like I said, I'm not going to put myself out here.
Speaker: You know, Nikki and I are together. I don't hide that. She's been a part of the show since her and I started talking. Previous girlfriends, you guys have seen, you guys have seen me go through the gambit on this show with, with, with girlfriends. Yeah. I was engaged. That didn't work out. She was a cheating ass whore. Um, I.
Speaker: I, another relationship that I shouldn't have with somebody who at the end of the day was, she says one thing on social media, but she's as fake as they fucking come. And then that ended and then four or four months later, Nikki and I got into a relationship, relationship that I should have had. Really?
Speaker: to the last one, but I got scared because I was, I don't hide that fact because I don't want, I don't want, I don't want any woman and I'm speaking for myself right now. I'm not speaking for anybody. I don't want any woman to get it twisted or come in with any different mind frame. I'll be your friend, you know,
Speaker: I'll laugh, I'll joke with you, whatever. But at the end of the day, you got to respect the fact that I'm in a relationship. I've made it clear. I've established that. You know I am. And if you disrespect that, then I'm not, and I, and I, and there have been women on my TikTok page over the last four or five years since I've been on TikTok that I've actually unfollowed and blocked because they couldn't respect the fact that I was in a relationship.
Speaker: My options are not open. The only options I have is if Nikki says, hey, this girl's pretty hot and she's into us. And I'm like, okay. Wow. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Nikki's your sidekick. I'm number one.
Speaker: Oh, let's be honest. You haven't been. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. No. You made a commitment years ago, motherfucker. Yeah, if you've been fired, you've been fired. I divorced you, God damn it, Jeff. Hey, no, no, I don't believe in yours. You always have the moniker First Ex -Wife. Don't you forget it, motherfucker. I steal you. I steal you again. I got a van.
Speaker: Vicki understands that unfortunately we're a package deal. And if she wants me, she's got to deal with you as well. That's me personally. And that's just my personality. You know, I don't want any, you know, I don't, me personally, I don't want to come on this show.
Speaker: and some woman be in the chat and, oh my God, Glick, you so sexy, blah, blah, blah. Okay, you can say them things, but I don't have to worry about Nikki coming back here going, what the fuck? I'm a pretty hot commodity. I told you this, you don't listen. Check out my friends if you want.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm good. You've already seen it. You've already seen it, Jeff. That was your first strike. You're married. Yeah, I've seen it. It ain't nothing to brag about. Nothing to write home about. That can go two ways, Jeffrey. Why do you think my family don't talk to you? A mistake I made 25 years ago.
Speaker: Whatever your dad's still talking. Hey, you're doing better than me at this point. Pops talks to me. Nick sends me shit. I still talk to Nick. I'm probably more popular with you, Seth. Again, the bar is set really low. They got me in the divorce. They got the shit out of the deal.
Speaker: There is so much because you keep making her the emphasis even though I told you there's nothing there with me and her. Just speak. I talk to plenty of women when I'm trying to sleep with them. That's the problem. You sound like you're not used to men trying to talk to you and just trying to get with you.
Speaker: I talk to plenty of women without trying them. Let me throw this out there to everybody on the internet right now. I know hundreds of women where nothing has happened. We are friends. They have saved me. They have counseled me. They have taught me shit. They actually wanted to help, actually help me keep my cool when I understand some of y 'all. You might want to, because a bunch of y 'all got male friends do the same thing for you. You gotta have some people in your life of all aspects to teach you some shit and to learn some shit instead of having close -minded aspects from one person.
Speaker: I talk to a bunch of people. I've known a bunch of people. I can compensate with people. People find me easy to talk to. And they will confide in me and talk to me when they can't talk to anybody else. That's all. It's not always flirting. It's not always trying to sleep with them. It's not always trying to hook something up. It's not always about planning the future. It's just conversation and a little bit of trust without trying to make something futuristic out of it. That's all. Go ahead, Glick, I apologize.
Speaker: Oh yeah. I don't understand you drinking yet. I don't understand you with this emotional cheeky shit. Ask us that. How many of you do it?
Speaker: Cause y 'all lust over bodybuilders, or you're lust over somebody with money, or you're lust over somebody who will treat you better. But y 'all got the audacity to unmitigated God in order to Stephen A. Smith becomes his show, to ask us that fucking question. Are you emotionally cheating on me? You act like I know more people than you do. You are in the industry that's bigger than mine, and you've known more people than I have at a higher scale. How many options do you have out there as much as you want to throw at me?
Speaker: Don't shoot all the dogs because one got pleased. Yes, I'm the one. I didn't ask that I'm not the one with anyone. You got people in your DMS hotline. I'm in Tony PM. Just shut up.
Speaker: The microphone's my asshole. I'm mumbling on purpose. You never talk to me, Tony. No, I don't. I don't talk to a lot of people enough. I'm too busy. But the people that I was talking to told me I wasn't doing enough, so I cut a lot of people down, none personally. I did. I cut off.
Speaker: I'd say 98%. I'll notice a lot of people make more demands as I make requests. And I get it. I got it. But don't tell me I didn't do enough when I pushed myself for you in the first place, which I have failed that I have done on more than one occasion for a lot of people. Not even being disrespectful, just the fact.
Speaker: Imagine dumping you on a lot. Nah, I tried I try to keep it quiet Then you want to put it another platform now you want to keep throwing it out there and I didn't even dump you right now So this should happen before I Do plenty matter of fact and we can I'm not gonna do that. I'm trying to catch myself. I haven't even started drinking yet. I
Speaker: I'm supposed to be asleep, actually. Oh, my. I need to get fed. I got to work. You want to call me a scumbag with the shit you do? Woman, please. I have no dog in this fight, but
Speaker: But I was saying I don't have a dog in this fight but And my opinion only It comes down to There's always gonna be There's always gonna be
Speaker: This is not the first that you're hearing it. And you'd like to make yourself innocent in public when we had these conversations multiple times in private. I'll give you plenty of examples. I don't know how you got examples of shit that I do wrong, but you can't find what I'm telling you that was right. I want to say one thing here real quick. And this isn't like me jumping on or piggybacking or anything else. I've been trying not to do this. I swear.
Speaker: I know you do. I know you do, Tony D. Um, this is just me kind of like speaking my, from my own personal experience. I imagine I'm going to get a message for this tomorrow, but it is what it is. Fuck it. I don't give a goddamn. I can kind of see where like he's coming from to a certain degree because I went through it with Joey. I mean, do you are very comfortable? Wait a minute. You went through what with her?
Speaker: and comes to his personal life, you keep it close to your chest. Yes, I do. I don't put everything out there all the damn time. I mean, you and I had the conversation. We had a conversation about you and Leahy breaking up, and I was like, holy fuck, I didn't even never know that you guys were actually together together. I didn't know until the night. So I kind of went through this with Jody. And I would, everybody knew on my end,
Speaker: outside of her family that I met, and one or two of her friends, nobody else knew. But in the meantime, while we were together, she was actively entertaining and chit -chatting and all these dudes, social media and her Snapchat and shit like that. And it was like, I literally spent
Speaker: hours going through my, my social media, deleting people, because you were on. And then there was, you know, not only was she doing that, but then there was one person that I was uncomfortable with her associating with. And she said, Oh, okay, whatever. I won't talk to him anymore. And one night we were
Speaker: you grab it when you grab a beer and I did. This dude was like blowing her fucking phone up and she's like, well, you know, he's a work colleague, blah, blah, blah. Dude worked for a couple of days and she's already rubbed off so much. He should go with this shit. He should go with this shit. Yeah, they were not work colleagues in any way, shape or form. But then had the audacity to give me shit because of
Speaker: You know, I've known for at this point now, five years, who I blocked because she didn't like her because here, like the things that she said, which were never anything. And I'm gonna go ahead and say it because it is what it is. Mandy, who never said anything there, did anything wrong. Joe didn't like how comfortable she was coming into the podcast talking to me and us. And I blocked her.
Speaker: So I understand where the insecurity and the trust issues come from. And I also know Tony, like you, you are personal life very close to your chest. As far as the show goes, you don't put a lot out there on the air and I don't expect you to, you can put whatever you want out there. Like I told Cam when he came up in here and he started talking about him and Sam breaking up like a, whoa, dude. I said, first and foremost, before you go any further,
Speaker: You don't have to say anything. Don't bury her. Don't shit on her. Don't anything like that if you don't want to. Don't feel like you have to do that on here. Regardless of what happened with you guys's relationship. And that can be a problem in a relationship, especially if, Antonio, you have a very active
Speaker: for showing up online. The lady has a very active combat of online. She might be more willing to divulge information that you're not, and that's gonna create problems, and that's gonna create issues. You're fine. You're fine. Yeah, you're fine. To be 100 % honest with you. I didn't know you guys were actually dating me. It has not been that long at all.
Speaker: I don't know how many times I told this man on air that you guys need to get together. I don't know. I don't know. It wasn't that long ago.
Speaker: But you see, you know, you're kind of digging. What happens between y 'all two ain't nobody's business, but y 'all try to keep it there with so much stuff, trying to do everything in public all the time. I get, I get that Tony, but you can only control so much. I think, I think things are different for me. I can only keep.
Speaker: comparing myself to, you know, Jeff has come out about his relationship with his wife on the show and we clown him and we joke around and we fuck with him. But that's their, that's their business. What they do is, is between them. And if Jeff decides to share it, then Jeff shares it, you know, at the end of the day. And, you know, I fuck with him constantly because, um, you know,
Speaker: Everybody knows Nicki and I are together. Everybody knows Nicki's my girlfriend. She kicked me out of the goddamn host chair one night. Well, it made me stand over here like a like a mother during the park. She was like, I don't really don't think being on the podcast is for me. And I was like, you fucking killed it, girl. She fucking rocked it out with you guys.
Speaker: That's just me. That's us. That's her and I. That's our relationship. Not every relationship is the same. Helen, you a damn lie. I'm going to be 100 % honest. I kind of poked my nose in on - You wasn't there the last time we said it. On air time.
Speaker: I don't think I've ever heard Tony say anything on his music shows. I know he's never said anything on. I don't put it out there to everybody, but she keeps
Speaker: anything like that, you know? All you do is make a scene off of the shit people say. And that's what you keep fucking, I'm about to go. I can't, I can't speak up. I'mma holler at y 'all later, man. I know she's really pissed me the fuck off with this bullshit ignorance that she's doing right now. Like, she wasn't fucking there. She don't know what the fuck happened. And she wasn't a part of it. And she wasn't the one that told me goodbye. Or she wasn't the one that said if other women can have them, they can have them even though they weren't even trying to go after me. All this is bullshit. Y 'all take care. If you're in a relationship or married, stay with who the fuck you with because these single people out here are fucking ridiculous.
Speaker: I'm just going to tell y 'all truth, right? All that good shit. I'll shout it. Peace. Peace out. Peace out. What's that, Kevin? That was me. That was me. No, I had to switch my Bluetooth headset battery down. No, I can't even hear you, dude. You put that new headset on, I can't hear you. Yeah, that's why I bought the Bluetooth headset. It's quiet, bro.
Speaker: Yeah, it's the Bluetooth headset works best. And let me just. Is that better? I yeah, I don't know. I just literally cranked your volume all the way up. Yeah, I did, too. It's because I have like 14. Is that better? Oh, there we go. There we go. Wrong one connected. That's my bad. There we go. Yeah. No, the.
Speaker: The weird thing about this fucking computer on my Zoom. This headset gets zero like nobody can hear shit on the show. It's fine on Zoom. It doesn't work. The Bluetooth works perfectly on Zoom. Not so great on the show. I don't fucking know. You know, I'm not I'm not jumping on any sides. I'm not picking any sides. I might go ahead and put this out there. Y 'all.
Speaker: You guys really need to sit down and have a serious, serious, legitimate conversation at the end of the day. I know this shit's been going on back and forth, you know, whether it's said and nine times, like I said, I'm not fucking stupid. I see more than I hear. It doesn't have to be said. You guys have been doing this dance for a hot minute, for a hot fucking minute.
Speaker: You guys I blame the distance Honestly the distance the distance is a bitch the distance is gonna be a real bitch You know, I don't I can't talk on air time I don't I don't understand it. I don't even want to understand it. I got enough problems I Think that's
Speaker: You know, it, um, you guys, you guys need to do like, and Tony, if you're still listening, if not, I'll reiterate it to you. I think I've said it to him multiple times. Take it off of social media. Take it off. Agreed. Need to have.
Speaker: a legitimate conversation. Um, there's a lot of, there's a, there's a lot of, um, anger. There's a lot of frustration. There's a lot of distrust. There's a lot of just, just a lot of toxin is toxicity there. Um, but a label on it and it should be made clear. If you don't, you don't. Um,
Speaker: But the conversation absolutely 100 % needs to be had off of social media. Well, you guys got a time zone issue too, right? Well, you know, it's latest. It's actually morning time for her right now. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. The time zone thing, it's a bear. Yeah. No, you guys, you guys have to have this conversation and talk things out and work things out and figure out
Speaker: No, that's not my job. That's not my job. You don't think I've tried? But once again, that's not our job. I love trying to do that. The man don't fucking listen. The man don't fucking listen. He don't listen to shit. That's what we are, where we are in the crossroads with this show. That's why we're, that's why we're five hours on this goddamn show, because this is the crossroads that we're at. And that's why I had to draw a line in the sand.
Speaker: At the end of the day, that was me. That was me. That's, that's why I had to draw the cross line and the same. And that goes for everybody. You know, Jeff, you ain't skating free. Goes for you. I shared, I shared it across the board. Everything across the board goes for you too. It goes for Kim. If he wants to be a part of the show, it goes for Connor. If he wants to be a part of the show, Connor is 100 % on board. I told Connor, not only on this show, but in private conversation, bro.
Speaker: get your discharge, get your medical, get your move taken care of, and then we'll focus. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because the last thing we need to do is get him in trouble and get him fucked over. The cat's currently active duty army. He's got a medical discharge coming up. He's got medical problems. They're going to leave Tulsa. No surprise. El Paso. I'm sorry. He said it on here.
Speaker: They're coming back to Ohio. Connor's originally from Ohio. They're coming back to Ohio. I said, get all that shit out of the way. You be here when you can be here in the meantime. Get all that shit out the way. Get all that shit out the way. Get all that shit taken care of. Then we'll lock down the specifics. We'll get everything set in order and in stone and we'll rock this fucking bitch out.
Speaker: I told Mike the same thing. Mike's got personal issues for days, man. I told Mike, hey, man, I know we had a blow up on the show. Everybody's seen it. Everybody heard it. I'm the bad guy. It is what it is. I'm always the bad guy. I don't fucking care. See, that's the thing that you people don't understand. I don't fucking care that I'm the bad guy. Eh? Eh? Fucking forget about it. I'm always the bad guy. Because I speak truth.
Speaker: Don't hold back and I'm the realest motherfucker you'll ever meet in your goddamn life. I promise you that. Oh, I know Love me or hate me I don't give a goddamn I've cut my fucking family off. You think I'm worried about some fucking stranger on the internet? exactly Yeah, are you calling me a stranger motherfucker? Fuck you?
Speaker: Shut up, bitch. You're the only man that's ever been inside of me. I gave him surgery. I know. Donald Faison said it best. I'm keeping it real. I keep it real. I know you were. I know you were. And I appreciate that. For all the differences that we've had and the fights that we've had and the disagreements we have, I do appreciate that. And I'm trying to have your back.
Speaker: me being me, I'm a Libra. I can't help it. I'm the scales. I can't help it. You know, as I said, I, you know, I don't, I, you know, but, um, I agree. And you know, I was humiliated and I know what it feels like. It sucks. And that's why I said, you guys really need to have a conversation in private and private being key word, not to be that guy, but, and, and,
Speaker: At the end of the day, the outcomes, the outcome, it's not going to change how I feel. It's not going to change how Jeff feels. You're always welcome here. I know you kind of took a hiatus and I know why you took a hiatus and I understand. It's cool. Because Glick's an asshole. Yeah, I said it. Who's this good guy? I know it ain't fucking me. Who's this good guy? This son of a bitch. I know it ain't fucking me. I've not been there.
Speaker: I've been there a hundred percent. I totally understand where you're coming from. Um, can't really say I understand where Tony's coming from. I don't under. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. What we're seeing is it's breadcrumbs. We're not seeing the whole loaf. It's breadcrumbs. All we're getting is breadcrumbs.
Speaker: on both ends. And that's, that's, that's nothing against you guys. That's just the way you guys are. It's, you know, you've kept it close to the chest. I get that. And, and unfortunately we're here for the fallout, but why is that always the case? But it, it, it comes down to it. I don't even have anything to do with this, but you know, Dan, well, I'm going to be the bad guy for this Tony and Helen situation. Why not?
Speaker: You know, I'm gonna be the bank. Put it on my fucking gravestone. Yeah, fuck. That's what that's what's going on my gravestone. It was Glick's fault. How'd he die? It was like I have a great couple thousand miles away. Still his fault. You're not going to have a stone. I'm setting your ass on fire. Oh, that's right. I forgot.
Speaker: And I'm and every and anybody who tries to stop me is getting set on fire too. Fuck that. I'm gonna I'm getting a fucking plaque on a wall. This man was burned here. It was clicks fault. Like I said, like 100%. That's exactly how I felt with my last relationship.
Speaker: It's it's it's it's a tough situation. It really is. Relationships are tough across the board. You know, you look at somebody. I got to say after I've been through, I meant, you know, I I locked out. I hit the lottery. You did. You did. And and and I hate I hate to do this, but what you and Nikki have
Speaker: Is I'm gonna regret saying this but it's kind of like I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking shut the fuck up. It's a it's it's goals It's goals, right, you know, it's it's Get along argue a little bit here. They're over piddly shit. The arguments of the piddly shit are the best
Speaker: Yeah, but that's the dude that's that's just That's done and done. That's dude shit My wife gets all my shit on that shit all the time you never fucking text me. No, I'm fucking busy Have you met Tony? His number one attribute is Deflection like you as a Dungeons and Dragons character. He would have deflection would be like a thousand
Speaker: Shout out to my nerd followers. What up, y 'all? I see you. I see you. I may be a nerd, but I never bring up D &D, dude.
Speaker: That's the sacred shit. Well, I had it that day. I had a I see y 'all. I know y 'all out there watching. I see. I know y 'all listed it. My D &D fan. What's going on? I never played. But but all I know is that I think it would be fun, but I've never played. Yeah. No, I know that I'm a barbarian or savage or whatever. I'm the guy who can't do shit except fuck everything up. And end up getting killed. No, I don't get killed because I'm a fucking tank, bro. You see, you don't know what a tank is.
Speaker: because you don't know nothing about D &D. I'm a goddamn tank. I don't. I got life and armor for days and strength. Outside of that, I'm shit. I can't sing you a song. I can't cast a spell, but I'll fuck everything up around us within a hundred mile radius. The fuck is going on outside? No, it is late, sir. Yeah, he he he he really doesn't. The human the humiliation factor. I can't speak on that.
Speaker: You know, when I've tried to bring up, bring it up on here, Tony has done a very good job of avoiding it and deflecting it and not allowing the conversation to happen. I think it's kind of in his way, a way of protecting you.
Speaker: I said, I have no dog in this fight, but it's, it's definitely a private conversation that needs to happen. Yeah. And I get, I get that there is, there is a time zone issue, communication or whatever the case may be. Private. I think, I think the, I think the attacks online, regardless of who it comes from, I think the.
Speaker: the slandered comments and the sideways comments and stuff like that. I didn't see that. I didn't know that he did that. Is that what happened? I have no idea. Again, like I said, honestly, I wouldn't pay that much attention because I was like, yeah, I'm out. I'm going to sit here and listen, but I'm not going to comment.
Speaker: I tried to make it funny. Oh, did he? But I thought that happened months ago. I thought that he said November. I think that's when the argument started. I don't know what happened in November. I did know that. I don't know. There's a lot of issues. I'm not qualified.
Speaker: right it's it's i'm sorry it's it's not my monkey's not my circus kind of deal i'm not gonna say that i'm not gonna be that no because because once again i no matter what no matter which side you take on this whether and in any situation in any situation
Speaker: I've gotten to the part where, where everything lately to me is not my monkey, not my circus, because I don't know the full story. And, and there are, there are points no matter what the situation is. If, if we're talking about who wrecked the car, there's going to be points that will never come out. Yeah. No, see, I was under the, first and foremost, like I said, I didn't even know you guys were ever actually together. Agreed. It's found out.
Speaker: not long ago. Tonight. No. And I didn't know when the breakup had happened or anything like that. And I was more stunned by the fact that you guys were actually together. That's what shocked me. Cause I was like, didn't they're like, I'm coming at Tony being like, dude, you, you need to like figure out what you're doing. It's either you are, you aren't, you know, it is what it is or it's not blah, blah, blah. And
Speaker: But it's like getting blood from a stone. You can't get anything out of the guy. And then and then come to find out the whole time that I'm doing this, you talk about being humiliated the whole time. I'm doing all this extra shit live on this fucking show. Whole ass conversations about relationships and and and shit or getting off the pot or this, that and the other thing. This is all for not. And possibly maybe maybe not broken up like I'm like, God damn.
Speaker: Yeah. We watched the whole spectrum just. I feel like fucking Barney Fieper over here, man. Yeah. Where's my bullet? I fucking love that show. Well, damn, Opie. And. I understand. Girl, I understand that 100 percent that. Hey, hey, I live in that tree.
Speaker: Like I said, my ex, before Nikki, that was the world I lived in. Like, I didn't exist. I met her family. I met one or two of her friends. But as far as... That's a like few. She wasn't big on social media. It's not like she's a big social media presence, but she's following dudes. Dudes are following her back. They're liking stuff. They're, you know, they're following her on Snapchat.
Speaker: I'm being left on red or I'm being left on unread, but I know she's active. I, you know, I see your snap score going up. Like who the fuck are you talking to? You're not talking to me. I'm your fucking boyfriend. You're not talking to me. What the fuck's going on? You know, I totally understand it. Oh shit. Okay. Well, Dan.
Speaker: Uh, to be honest, this is the first time we heard it too. Jeff heard it, but no, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. But the man don't say anything. It's like, um, I just felt like I'm, I'm referring to him being single and fucking anybody to hurt anybody because nobody knows.
Speaker: I don't even know what the exterior of his house looks like. I don't think he's over the divorce. I'm going to be 100 % honest with you guys. I think if you hear this and I don't care if somebody takes that out of context, I want I want you to listen to the whole goddamn thing. I love you, brother. I love you to fucking I got nothing left for love for everybody. But at the end of the day, it's it's kind of I know that divorce kicked you in the fucking stomach. I know you as a record. I know you wasn't expecting it.
Speaker: I don't think he's over it. I'm going to be a hundred percent honest with you guys. I don't think he's over it. I agree, but, but, but, but, but, you know, people do, people do crazy things when, when, when they're hurt, you know, and you know, I don't want you guys to think I'm sitting on my previous relationship, but maybe there was a part of me that was just trying to fill a void.
Speaker: when her and I got together because I was so hurt and it was an unexpected breakup and I was heartbroken. And I was trying to fill a void. Speaking about me, I'm not speaking about anybody else. Maybe that's why things didn't work out, you know, but I can also say on the other end of the spectrum,
Speaker: I was treated from day one like an option, you know, and, and, and that's not cool. And, and, and, you know, what I have now is, is amazing. What I have now is everything I've ever wanted, everything I've ever looked for, everything I've ever thought a relationship
Speaker: Well, you know, and we talked about it, you know, a relationship's not 50 -50. No, sometimes it is. Sometimes it's 60 -40. Sometimes it's 30 -90. Yeah, whatever. I can't map tonight. You can't map. He said 30 -50. Yeah. You know, sometimes... Fucking midnight, dude. I'm tired.
Speaker: Fucking one o 'clock and I gotta get up and take kids school tomorrow. Uh, you know, sometimes the relationship is, is, is 20 80. Yep. 10 90, you know, and, and, and I think that a lot of people are stuck in this mindset of, you know, I mean, I, um,
Speaker: I ain't never had a woman brag about being with me. I mean, I'm gonna be a hundred percent. I mean, something as simple as the fact that I went to the gas station tonight and bought beer and I called her and it was like, Hey, what do you want? They didn't have the specific drink she wanted. And I was like, Hey, what do you want? They got this, this and that. And, and she was like, she hit me up on Facebook and, and, you know, that's cool. Like.
Speaker: And I understand where you're coming from because I've been hidden. I've been an enigma. I've been an urban legend. You know what I mean? Like, oh yeah, we've heard stories, but we don't know if he's a juke or not. You know what I mean? That's mentally where he's at.
Speaker: And that's why I said, and I'm going to go back to this, you guys legitimately have to have both you and him need to come at each other with a come to Jesus moment. Oh, I, you know what? I can't, I can't say it any other way than this. Y 'all need to come at each other with a come to Jesus moment. It is, or it is. And it's decided at the end of that conversation, that conversation has to be private.
Speaker: and never talked about you can't come on social media and shit on him. And he can't come on social media and shit on you. Whatever the end of that conversation is, is what it is. And I know you've put a lot of time and effort in. I'm not stupid. I know he has to a certain degree. That's where y 'all stand, man. I mean, in all honesty, it's come to Jesus time.
Speaker: or Buddha, whatever you like. Or whatever. Rule number one. We're all inclusive here at NASA school now. Just say it. It comes down to.
Speaker: There's certain aspects of your life that should always be private. Like I said, I'm a fucking open book. I don't fucking care. I can only speak on what I can only speak on what happened before you and I had our fallen out for you and I had our issues and I can honestly say you didn't say much as it did your thing, you know, there were some issues that
Speaker: You know, you picked fights and went after people, but I think Tony was ever one of those. Um, and, and as of recent, um, when I've been able to kind of pop in and check out your, your Twitch and stuff like that and say hi and everything like that, you really don't. But as far as all social media goes, I don't know.
Speaker: In a negative light, in a negative light, if you're in a relationship, you should never go elsewhere and speak on your partner negatively. Um, that creates problems that creates drama. And, you know, if Nikki and I have an issue with each other, we talk to each other. 100%.
Speaker: We're friends. I don't know. I, you know, I'm not going to say she does or doesn't, but, but at the end of the day, if, if, if she has a problem with me or I have a problem with her, we talk to each other. I told her from jump street. My biggest thing is communication. We have to talk to each other. We can't go to bed, mad at each other. We can't, we can't, you know, wake up in the morning, Maddie, we have to talk to each other.
Speaker: She was mad at me Monday night, I think it was. And, and she's like, I'm not going to call you. I'm sore. I'm tired on our way to work. I'm sore. I'm tired. And I'm still a little bit mad about last night. I said, okay, I understand. I was an asshole. I drank a little bit too much. I didn't do anything wrong. I just drank a little bit too much. And then was talking shit on TikTok and she was ready for bed and
Speaker: And I knew that I made a mistake and I apologized and, and we were snapping back and forth. And then she called me and we talked and we didn't even bring up because I knew I fucked up. I knew I was an asshole. I knew she wasn't feeling good. I knew she was tired and I was sitting back here drinking and, and, and doing my dumb shit. Um, so, and, and, and I've been on the opposite side from where you're coming from.
Speaker: I think you feel disrespected. I think Tony feels disrespected. And again, like I said, you guys have to have this conversation and this conversation that you guys have never has to be mentioned on social media. And what I've seen outside of what I've seen in the past, you just do your thing. You just do your music show and you have, you know, your panel and you guys just do that. You really don't bring up any outside
Speaker: dumb shit. But you also have to remember airtime cantina fuck all those crap. It's kind of the world he lives in. At the end of the day, you know, and like, I got all your I got all your messages. I'm not ignoring you.
Speaker: I'm gonna read them tomorrow when I'm at work and and and I'll respond back to you But that's the most reading that I've done since 7th grade just so you know Right Jesus Christ, you know, I put the link book I think I've ever read Tell two cities took me love forever, but I credit fucking thing they golden pony boy
Speaker: Yes. Now, what was that fucking book that they had us read in? In Career Center, that was the last book I read. I didn't read it, so I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't either. I watched the movie. It's just that there's the last book you read. I read the cover. Hey, Joe Biden. No, the last book I read. Joe Biden. Dead honest. Last book I read was Harry Potter.
Speaker: Oh, I agree. I did spend the biggest problem between us. Trust me. I know right where you're coming from when it comes to airtime. I know better than to go on to shit like that because my fat mouth will get me in trouble. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you're fine. I couldn't read it tonight during the show. Oh, I'm going to read. No, you're fine. I never fucking said anything, woman. That wasn't me like taking a shot. No, I'll read it tomorrow.
Speaker: I just don't want you to think like, oh, you know, I just sent all this and he's ignored the fucking prick. Is a right cut. He is a booger. He is a fucking gun, motherfucker. Next time I pop in, she's going to hit me with that deflection. Fucking cunt, bugger. Oh, whoa. Sorry.
Speaker: You skip you just got to give him the old Steve Martin will excuse me You're fine you're fine. I promise you're fine. Don't worry about a thing Now now like I said And it's time to wrap up so it's fucking six hours Yeah air time Yeah air time has been an issue period
Speaker: Uh, what do we do? We did, uh, we did bling jet. We did liquid the whole night. We haven't played for a long time. A little wick moment, sir. We love that fucking song. As Jeff just said, we just done five and a half hour show.
Speaker: I have to get up in the morning. I have to take my kids to school. I have to go to work. Do I have one in the morning? You know, you know what I wish I had in my cup tomorrow morning, Jeffrey? Uh, a little, uh, what is it? Dougie? Diggie? Diggie? Christ, just say what? Jesus fucking Christ. Cut. Take two. Take two. Jeffrey, we just done a five and a half hour show and I got to get up in the morning and
Speaker: I got to take my kids to school. I got to go to work and I know I'm going to be a little sleepy. I know I'm going to be a little sluggish. Do you know what I wish I had in my cup tomorrow morning? What is that, sir? That extra boost, that extra kick to get me going. What is it? A little dubby, dubby energy. That's what it is. It's generalist.
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Speaker: My longer is often a half hour. Holy fuck. You definitely will be some Debbie for your day. Let's wrap this fucking train wreck up. This show went way longer than I planned on it tonight. I was being embedded three hours ago. Hours ago, yes. Watching true crime. Jeff, I'm going to give you Wicked Woman on Saturday.
Speaker: All right. That's fine. I just want to play a short song. Shorter song I got is by our guy D wet unsigned, unrecognized, unknown rapper out of Pittsburgh, PA. Go ahead and check them out on YouTube. D dash W T T D wet. And my man right here, I got to get some more of his music on here, but my man right here doing this thing with holding on baby.
Speaker: Walls closed in, I'm holding on till my nails break I wish that life had a fail safe A little lever or something it would be clever Something to rewind time where everything
Speaker: technology is limited I know that y 'all are laughing but I'm just one of the primitive holding on to hope that we could finally just live again I'm trying to raise the spark I'm the flint no Michigan fair binds us anger only blinds us love is the only thing real take off your blinds I'd be remiss if I ain't need a reminder should get intense emotions put on a timer but I'm a stand
Speaker: I hope you never have a doubt Pick me up, and I'ma do likewise If you ever need a hand or friend, call me Delino I've been in your position before, it's hard to be strong Time moves fast, they can heal or destroy you It's hard to find love, and not many people adore you But if your disposition is slipping, just take a breath for me Let me try to lighten the load, just leave the rest for me We all lost, taking a ride, trying to hold on to love And my pride on this side, well I'm just
Speaker: walls closing I'm holding on to the fear stop all my demons within air shot they telling lies make us think with things that we're not but hold on don't ever let a single tear drop see back then it was innocence we run around didn't ever think the time to grow up will come around you start the aging all your feelings sitting underground it's hard to find your balance see the light through these ups and downs kicks and valleys we all travel of course everybody fall the trick is getting back on your horse all these bumps and bruises gonna hurt but the lesson is eventually a
Speaker: looking back with a pleasantness, decipher all the messages the universe has, and live a good life, cause really this is all that you have, take an opportunity and grab, and live your dream, cause hold on, things ain't really that bad, until then I'm just
Speaker: That is a good song. Yeah, buddy. I imagine this guy, man. Uh, he, uh, he rolled up a couple of weeks ago when I was live on tick tock and, uh, was kind of getting into conversation and chitchat and he was like, Hey man, do you mind? Cause I always play music, you know, that he was like, Hey man, do you mind playing my song? And I was like, look, I typically don't do this, but I, let me check it out. Let me check it out. I wound up playing like.
Speaker: four or five of his songs. The cat's good, man. And I want to get him on the show. He's literally under the radar, just doing his things. An older guy, husband, dad, kind of just chasing his dream, like we're doing here on Nonsense or Nonsense.
Speaker: So I got to get behind my man and the song's great. The song's great. It's a great song. Got that nice sample in there with the song that I fucking love. I think that's where he kind of suckered me in. I love that goddamn song that he sampled. Yeah, that's good.
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Speaker: I mean, that's good advice. That's great advice. I'm not going to lie. That's great advice right there. I mean, learn words to live by. I'm sorry, but when in doubt, remember W N N D. What does W N N D stand for?
Speaker: What would nonsensical nonsense do, duh, you fucking dummy? Goodbye, motherfucker. Pull out! I needed that. Pull out! Goodbye, motherfucker.
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