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  2. The border crisis is real in direct proportion to how climate change is not.
  3. The “Trump Assassination Attempt of the Month”!

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Honoring Fallen Heroes

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Introduction to 'Amateur Nation'

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learn more. Together, we remember them all.
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I'm Rose Lu Santini here, host of Amateur Nation. My Drybar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available. And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent it like it is
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This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week. Drybarcomedy.com um slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement. The following is a special presentation of Amateur Nation.
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Welcome the ship. Okay, let's all shut up, please. Warning. The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people. It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots, attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive cry babies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us. In one word, amateurs.
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It's amateur nation with Lou Santini. He's one of the reasons I want to be a comedian. We call attention to and call out the amateurs, the people who are doing life wrong, the speed bumps of life, the people that are in your way every day, the unintelligent, obnoxious attention-horring, self-untitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense manners or social skills, and communism and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
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Hi, Mom. Oh, hey, Lou. Amateur Nation. It's not just a podcast. It's a movement. This is a special presentation. This is episode 297, Owen 2.

Current Events and Politics Discussion

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Amateur Nation, your weekly news and social commentary magazine with opinions, facts, logic, and common sense from me and various pros from around the United States and around the globe. On today's episode, this week in more government scumbaggery, the border crisis is real in direct proportion to how climate change is not, and the Trump assassination attempt of the month. Then light bites of amateurs on the a la carte segment, and we close the show with three things done right on 3ProThings.
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Shouts out to Pro Nation First, Barbara Hagan and James the Comical Engineer on Truth Social, Jason L. Rierick, Ralph D. Coyote Brother Lane 298, and Kevin Kearney, Carly Betts, Vanessa Kemp, Stosh Peeler, Rob Hendricks, Pete Wallenknecht, Angel Chup, Jim Cheminier, Dave Kakowski, John Ellensworth, Lisa Johnson Hall, Suzanne Ley, CJ Zuder, Mike Young, and Amber Atkins on Facebook. And Jonathan, wild hair ties, Pastor Breedlove, Mary Gillilon, OZ Ray, and Jeff Shelton on Instagram. You can follow me on Facebook, Lou Santini Entertainment. On Truth Social, it's Lou Santini. And on Instagram, Lou Dot Santini 3. That's what happens when you get your account hacked three times. Your pro quote of the week from actor Kevin Sorbo, this.
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The media forgot about Biden so fast you'd think it was a botched Afghanistan withdrawal. Fire in Maui, train wrecking Ohio, Venezuelan apartment takeover, or assassination attempt on Trump.
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A quick word about this episode's title. You know, as I was recording, no joke, as I was recording this episode, I didn't know whether to count this as yet another attempt on Trump's life.
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because the title of the episode is Owen 2. And as I was recording this, they found a car bomb in Nassau County, New York, Long Island, New York, before one of his rallies. So I guess it's not enough to kill him. We have to blow up innocent civilians and scare them as a deterrent from going to his rallies. President Trump posted Owen 2 on his Truth Social. Good enough for him, good enough for me.
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But don't think I didn't take into consideration the possibility that the third time is a charm for the commies. And of course, I guarantee most of amateur nation will put third times a charm on their social media posts. Just thought I'd beat them to the punch and pre-call them out should the world be brought to its knees. All just because people have feelings. Should President Trump be assassinated, there is no going back. Yeah, I know, amateurs. Good. You're not thinking. You never have been thinking.
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you've been feeling. Here's what's happening in amateur nation. as
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Step one topic

Government Mishaps

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number one. It's time for This Week in More Government Scumbaggery.
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White House National Security Communications advisor since 2022, John Kirby, forgot to check the two line in an email he had meant to send to the White House staff, but also included Fox News, where he said it was, quote, no use in responding to a handful of vets regarding the botched Afghanistan withdrawal. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face!
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President Coloring Book, aka Joe Biden's son, Hunter, this is where the uninformed and or in denial amateur says, who? Pled guilty to tax evasion, which is bad enough, but tax evasion for bribes, worse, bribes received from our foreign adversaries, even worse, in exchange for selling access to the big guy who was vice president at the time. Worst of all, what say you amateurs? Hello? I know. What are Hunter's pronouns?
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So now that a judge has dropped two counts against President Trump and his lawfare RICO case, I'm really noticing the facial expressions and body language of Fulton County District Attorney, Commie Fanny the DA, stands for... WILIS. That Commie is officially worried and scared. Just look at her face and body language.
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They are showing what we in Pro Nation already knew. The commies are using her, and they will eventually leave her hanging out to dry. That is, if she doesn't get unalived. Hope that bribe money was worth it. Woman named after a butt. Spoiler alert, it won't be. Prediction, she'll have a car accident. Might want to check your car's brake lines daily, ass. I mean, Fanny.
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In pre-election fraud news, the RNC is suing Detroit after discovering that the city hired seven times more commie poll workers over Republican poll workers for the upcoming election. And Texas removed over a million ineligible voters from voter rolls, with half a million of those being dead people and the other half illegal immigrants. Can someone kindly tell me what the fuck is going on?
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And reason number 23 to eliminate the Department of Public, I mean, the Department of Education from our lives. Number one being the sexual grooming of children, and numbers two and three being the CRT and communism being taught respectively. Oh, now what? Oh, well, recently six New York City Department of Education employees used funds earmarked for homeless kids and spent it on their family trips for themselves to Disney World. Of course it was to Disney World. And now this. Let's have some action. Let's have some asses wiggling. I want some perfection. And now for step two. Topic number two.

Border Crisis vs Climate Change

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The border crisis is real in direct proportion to how climate change is not. The New York Post recently had this on the cover of one of their latest additions. Crime and again, three out of four arrested in Midtown, a migrant.
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from the Gateway Pundit. Ohio's Election Integrity Unit uncovers illegal Haitian voter registration fraud operation using Creole language forms. Well, I've heard enough. As long as you think it's stupid too. Oh, stupid and illegal.
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And of course, you've heard or read, up sorry, I keep forgetting amateurs might be listening. I mean, you've probably just heard about the Haitians invading the small town of Springfield, Ohio. The mayor, Akami, happens to own rental properties under the name of Littleton Properties of Springfield, LLC. As alert pro that I've quoted many times at austere Wyatt on X said, is he financially benefiting from federal funds that support the illegals?
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My Ohio commie rhino governor Mike DeWine is sending additional patrol officers and two and a half million dollars to Springfield in response to the surge of Haitian illegals draining the state. Why isn't he just using the money to get them on flights or ship them to Mexico since they're complicit in our border crisis? Can you imagine the carnage? A poor country receiving 60,000 even poorer people. You were right. You were right about everything. I know.
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Hey, amateur nation, the Haitians eating dogs and cats in Springfield, Ohio. It's real dipshits. How many ways are there for me to say, shut the fuck up? Watch a different news source, you uneducated, uninformed, unintelligent drains on society. Just because news sounds weird doesn't mean it's not true. That sounds a little crazy. So you'll believe COVID started because a bat got eaten, but next-level poor third-world immigrants being paid to ruin America and are eating dogs and cats, that's fake news. Men can give birth, but this, THIS is fake news. Just because you found out about something for the first time, that doesn't mean it's not real. You know, like the time you heard that Kamala Harris is a Marxist by Donald Trump on The Last Debate. And then you ignored that.
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If you had no idea that your candidate was a Marxist, the most basic principle and main identifying factor of that woman, you are one dumb amateur. No joke, Kamala is to Marxism, as Donald Trump is to his signature hair. It's obvious, common knowledge, except for you amateurs, which is why you're inferior. You are full of shit. In every way that is possible for a person to be full of it, you are. Even your bullshit is bullshit. By the way, where are the animal rights people on this? Just like they were non-existent when it was reported that Dr. Anthony... Science isn't an exact science. Fauci had tortured and experimented on animals including beagles. What's that?
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Abusing and murdering other people's pets, local wildlife, and domesticated animals is okay if you're a poor immigrant because that's just your culture and you don't know any better? I didn't think it was possible, but I somehow just got even angrier! Lou, you wouldn't be complaining if these were white people from Canada!
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Of course I would. I would ask these three simple questions. Are these people contributing to crime and degradation of our society? Is keeping these drains around resulting in higher taxes? Are they bringing disease and illness to our country? Fuck these people! Fuck these people! Meanwhile, Sweden is offering migrants $34,000 to go home. ah Look, I'm not a fan of paying people to get the fuck out of my house, so to speak, but it's better than the much more expensive route in keeping them, housing them, giving them food, shelter, and staking them to drain our resources, destroy our infrastructure, and beating and killing our legal citizens. And yes, humans can be legal or illegal.
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Oh, you disagree, amateurs? All right, so when you're at home and any person, illegal alien or not, kicks down your door or even just peacefully enters your home in squats when you're out getting a loan for eggs, you tell me if he or she or they are illegal or not. I think you're an asshole. Yeah? Well, guess fucking what? I don't really fucking care. Hey, minorities, what do you think you're going to win If we go commie? All right, try this. How many commie countries do you know where the minorities are given special treatment than the majority at this city? Time's up. None. In fact, they're treated worse. Always. We the kind of losers politicians pander to in speeches.
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LouSantini.com has all my social media links. Find me on Getter, Facebook, Instagram, and Truth Social. Subscribe to the show and you'll get little tastes of each episode throughout the week. Feel free to share, comment, spread the word. a la carte and three pro things on the way, but first, the Trump assassination attempt of the month on topic number three next.

Assassination Attempt on Trump

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There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15-plus years. A sense of entitlement. A constant need for attention. Ironically, coupled with the need to be left alone. A desire to be treated the same as everyone else. Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly. Introducing the book, Amateur Nation. The decline of common sense, manners, and social skills. Second edition. Inside, you'll read The Amateur Missions The 30 truths about amateurs. The four stages of being an amateur. Amateur habitats and history. Social media plus me, me, me equals amateur. Technology and amateur behavior. With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh out loud real life accounts and actual content. conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by amateur nation every day Download the expanded second edition of the e-book amateur nation the decline of common-sense manners and social skills the second expanded edition Available now be a pro go to Amazon type amateur nation The Honor and Remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families. The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too. Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more. Together we remember them all.
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So if you'll hide your vaginas, it's time to gather some intel. Now dig this. Alright, now step three. Topic number three. Hit me!
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It's time for the Trump assassination attempt of the month. People want to kill him. Yeah, we know. Must be doing something right. Must have a lot of dirt on some scummy people. What, you think that if the commies kill Trump, he doesn't have a contingency plan? Information locked away somewhere ready to be released in the event of my death, so to speak? How sad is it that, for a lack of a better word, I'm reporting this again so casually?
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Is this another one of those new normals? By the way, I guess the social distancing and mask crap wasn't so normal. But now we're being taught, go against the government and roll the dice. Yeah, here in the year 2050, people always try to kill our leaders or potential leaders. Ever since Trump got the ball rolling with being a target back in 2024, that's just the price you pay if you go up against the commies. They're used to it.
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Hell, they're still investigating the first assassination attempt and doing nothing. But they're investigating the lead agent at Trump's Butler-PA rally. The agent in charge of Trump's entire trip to Pennsylvania has been discovered to allegedly failed one or more of her training exams. Ah, DEI. Maybe someday a DEI hire will be one of the paramedics that works on you in case of an emergency. And you can die knowing you were virtuous.
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and Donald Trump was the target of yet another assassination attempt on September 15, 2024, a little over two months after he was shot in the ear at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. There were no bullets fired by the suspect, Ryan Wesley Ralph, when Secret Service—hell, who knows, they could have been Cub Scouts for all I know—spotted the gun muzzle poking out from the bushes at Trump's Florida golf course.
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The FBI is investigating Ralph's social media accounts, which shows a man with a strong focus on the war in Ukraine. The 58-year-old also has a criminal history going back to the 90s. Funny how this amateur is able to have his social media accounts researched, but not so much with the recently cremated Thomas Matthew Crooks, who apparently barely existed. Wait a minute, you're being sarcastic. Ryan Wesley Ralph, the suspected gunman, appeared in court charged with federal gun crimes. The FBI. FBI? A fucking bunch of idiots. allege ralph was hiding on the edge of trump's florida golf course for nearly twelve hours before a secret service agent spotted him A North Carolina woman who claimed to be Ralph's neighbor for 20 years said a lot of people were afraid of him when he lived in her neighborhood in Greensboro, adding, i knew he was a little cuckoo
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Here's some other fun facts about this commie. He actually supported Trump in 2016, but has accused Trump of trying to make Americans slaves again. And of course, the commie fan favorite being a threat to democracy. Funny how amateurs suddenly are big fans of democracy. Remember how you couldn't shut amateurs up about their love of democracy before 2020?
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Yeah, me neither. He also commented that Biden should visit the victims of the Butler assassination attempt because, quote, Trump certainly never would. He donated to Act Blue, you know, that illegal treasonous website that has falsified millions in donations under fake names and using real people as fronts. He donated to them 19 times. And like all good commies, he was involved in the Russia-Ukraine war, lying about and being a Marine so he could join the International Legion for the Defense of Ukraine. He worked to recruit Afghan soldiers that fled the Taliban to join the Legion.
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Domestically, he was arrested in 2002 for carrying a concealed weapon and possession of a weapon of mass destruction, that is, a fully automatic machine gun, after barricading himself from the police. Now, listen to some of his posts, paying particular attention to grammar, spelling, and of course, his mental state.
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here's one while you were my choice in twenty sixteen i and the world hoped that president trump would be different and better than the candidate but we all we're greatly disappointed and it seems you are getting worse in devolving semicolon are you retarded semiolvan Here's one. Quick note, amateurs will ignore that politically incorrect retarded comment.
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Here's another one. He said, your campaign should be called something like CADAF, K-A-D-A-F, keep American democratic and free. Trump's should be MASSA, M-A-S-A, make American slaves again, master. Didn't he get that right? Wouldn't that be MASAM? I mean, I can't believe I'm arguing with this. He said, democracy, of course, in all caps, is on the ballot and we cannot lose. We cannot afford to fail. The world is counting on us to show the way.
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Here is his ex-account bio. It said, proud dad, proud LGBTQ plus member. Of course he is. Proud Dem, don't follow if you're a MAGA.
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I'm splitting hairs here. You can't be a MAGA. You're just... and Okay. ah He's anti-Nazi, anti-fascist, anti-racist. Funny how the Nazis are always anti-Nazi. See also racists and fascists.
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Here's another one. He sent this to Zelensky in Ukraine. He added him, saying in caps, simply tell Poland you will pay for the planes. Hyphen, hyphen, hyphen, hyphen. If you offer to pay for all the planes from every country, it removes their responsibility. Buy everything. Forget fighting in Ukraine. Fight in Moscow. Kill Putin with a low flying jet in Putin's bed at night. Another post.
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Also to Zelensky, I am an American coming to fight with you in Ukraine. I am flying into Krakow and will take any transport into Kiev to meet you and fight to the death. We must get every civilian in the world to come and join the fight. I will be the example. Attack Moscow now.
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Moscow not capitalized. That man is a nut job. And I don't mean to split hairs because a lot of people post things on social media with bad spelling punctuation and grammar. Either they have bad spelling skills, punctuation and grammar skills, or they just don't really care. But you sense when you actually look at these, the mental health is the mental illness rather is shining through.
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Biggest question to ask posed by former New York mayor and Trump attorney and recent Democrat party abandoner Rudy Giuliani. This is brilliant. He said, how did the attempted assassin and anticipate Trump being at the fourth and fifth holes at 1.30 p.m.? It was contrary to any routine Trump has for Sunday golf. Did anyone tell him about Sunday's unusual schedule?
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But at least the commies have compassion. Listen to the outpouring of emotions and support from amateur nation. From the inquirer on ex, there is no place in politics for violence. That said, ah basically, we're going to say something hypocritical here. There is no place in politics for violence. That said, Donald Trump brings a lot of this stuff on himself. Oh, so we're victim blaming now. Are we amateur nation? I thought you guys hated that.
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Then tampon Tim Waltz chimed in with this heartfelt concern. Gwen and I are glad to hear that Donald Trump is safe. Violence has no place in our country. It's not who we are as a nation. but Except during the George Floyd riots when I let Minneapolis burn and my wife kept the windows open because she liked the fire smell.
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Then Kamala Harris, in her typical MO of copying off her neighbor's paper, and that she's now regurgitating Trump's policies that suit her campaigning, she said, I have been briefed on reports of gunshots fired near former President Trump and his property in Florida, and I am glad he is safe. Here it comes. Violence has no place in America. do change Enjoy the long weekend. If you know, you know. Here's what real concern and empathy sounds like from Trump's vice presidential pick, Senator JD Vance. I'm glad President Trump is safe. I spoke to him before the news was public and he was amazingly in good spirits. Still much we don't know, but I'll be hugging my kids extra tight tonight and saying a prayer of gratitude.
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After a second failed attempt on Trump's life, I'd like to think the conversation in the White House went something like this. You hear someone say, or at this time, let's try it while he's alone. No witnesses. Last time was a disaster. A civilian was killed. Then Hillary Clinton chimes in. Yeah, but Barack, you said you wanted America to see his head blown off on live TV in front of the supporters. I mean, come on, we paid CNN to show the damn thing. Look, I've got a nation of petals, globalists and other elites that have an infinite number of dollars on the line. We've got one more crack at this before election day. Here comes Nancy Pelosi. Can we try a different method? Poison? A car or a plane crash? Why are we trying to shoot this guy from a tree? ah Then Kamala Harris walks in. you
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Run along, Kamala. I think I saw some unsucked dicks out in the hall. You sure you don't want first crack, or does Big Mike keep you on a short leash? How'd you like to make Hillary's list? Hillary whips out a retractable pen. Finally, the actual president, Joe Biden, comes in. All the room rises. Pelosi speaks up. ah Oh, but Mr. President.
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ah Our apologies. We thought you were napping, sir. Sir, you have ice cream on your nose. Biden says, I was sleeping. Hey, what's going on? Are you guys planning my birthday party? Run along, Joe. I think I saw some unclaimed bribe money from Ukraine in the hallway. Enter Hunter Biden. No one talks to the big guy that way. Run along, little boy. I think I saw some unsmoked crack in the hallway. Here comes Senator Chuck Schumer. We really should hire someone to clean out that hallway. ABC presidential debate moderator David Muir speaks up. As you know, sir, that was a joke. I've checked the hallway and there are no dicks, money, nor crack to be found. I'm guessing a missile strike like that used on the Pentagon will be the next move. No witnesses.
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Let's eat off the a la carte menu, shall we?

Climate Debate and Celebrity Impact

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Sean Diddy Combs was charged with racketeering and sex trafficking. We all know and have seen the photos of Diddy hanging with Obama and Oprah and Hillary. So, one of two things upcoming. Did he walks or did he dies? Easy Hillary. Kami and Sayap Taylor Swift, amateur nation's climate change whore, recently sent her private jet from Sydney, Australia to Hawaii to pick up her arranged boyfriend, Travis Kelsey, releasing 58 metric tons of CO2. Is that a lot, you ask? Well, it's the same amount of CO2 as 4,625 cars in one day.
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Amazon employees have been told to go back to a five-day work week. I mean, my God, what kind of sweatshop are they running over there? Now maybe I can actually get my prime packages in the actual one to two days. You know, like I pay for.
00:26:54
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Have you noticed conservative Republican slogan is make America great again and the slogan for the Democrat Party is strength through joy. Try hard to forget that that is a Nazi slogan but also consider this even their slogan for president is about feelings What's wrong with feelings? Nothing. Except you can't run a country or a business or anything on feelings, including your life, amateurs. I'm absolutely already over all things AI. Congratulations, you said something or typed something into your computer machine, and then the machine made it. Once again, the lack of human element prevails. Don't come crying to me when you're in full-scale depression from a lack of human contact, interaction, and or creativity. But think of the time saved so you can devote all your time to dealing with crippling loneliness. I'm out. Thanks, Captain. Bring down. Don't cry for Argentina ever since they rid of themselves of communist corruption, you know, the way America should. Their stock market has been the top performing market in the world in 2024, exploding 44%. That could be us.
00:28:06
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Dollar General stock recently dropped 30%. They said poorer American consumers are running out of money. You know it's bad when people can't afford to shop at Dollar General. They could always start mugging the illegal immigrants since they have our tax dollars and got staked with a few grand to trash the place. I don't know what the heck's going on here, but someone needs to get their asses kicked. Two tool making companies have decided not to be tools. Stanley and Black and Decker have rid of themselves of diversity quotas and equity training workshops and response to a possible boycott. Commie Virgin and election interferrer Mark Zuckerberg says he's done apologizing for interfering in the 2020 election.
00:28:47
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I don't remember hearing any heartfelt apologies, nor did you correct your federal treasonous crimes. What you're doing is treason. You might be done apologizing, but America is not done hating you, or hoping to run into you in a dark alley. My foot's gonna be so far up your ******* ****, it's gonna dangle my ******* nose. Kind of a stressful episode, no? Let's end on positive notes. Three things done right. Three pro things. Here's number one. um I live in the great state of Ohio. This past summer, we've had hardly any rain. The leaves are not only changing early, they're not nearly as vibrant as in years past. The produce around here lacks flavor. It spoils sooner. But luckily, it's more expensive.
00:29:32
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Not to mention, potentially toxic. You know, my girlfriend even said, I swear they're putting something in the air. I'm always battling being tired. And she's not the only one I hear saying that. Just last week, we had a crystal clear blue sky all day. Except for the chemtrails, clearly visible. What's that, amateurs? Chemtrails is another conspiracy theory? Well, here's Kristen Meagan.
00:29:54
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an environmental engineer who lost her job when she blew the whistle exposing the chemtrails being rained down upon us in America. This audio from the alert pros at Make the Sky Blue again on Instagram. Listen carefully. Christian Megan, she's a military veteran, right? Yes, I was in the US Air Force for nine years. Wow. And you came out and blew the whistle on geoengineering, things that you ah witnessed were going on. Can you give us a real nutshell?
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Absolutely. Basically, I had heard of what many people know as the term chemtrails. um And I worked the chemicals.
00:30:47
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And it really shook the core of my oath. And I did a lot of sampling, did a lot of investigation, and I blew the whistle and I got out. And I've now used my credentials, my oath, and my powers for good to help people understand it's very real. It's now openly admitted. There are multiple forms of weather modification. I specifically found the one of stratospheric aerosol injection. And um collectively around the globe, we have to understand that it is now being admitted because they're saying it's combat combating climate change. While the climate change we need to be worried about is man-made climate engineering, also known as geoengineering. And when you say you have chemicals being pumped into the air, what kind of chemicals are they putting out that rain down on humanity basically?
00:31:29
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Nanoparticulate metals, like we had different sulfates and barium and stromium. i I know it's probably changed over time. I know they use silver iodide for certain things. But these are the the odd part of it was the quantities that I saw them coming in, the form that they were coming in. And it's the same type of materials that I was trying to engineer out of the workplace to substitute with safer materials. And when you notice that the, what's called the safety data sheet, the information about a chemical of what personal protective equipment to wear. How do you dispose of it? How do you pack it to ship it? When key information is missing, I ask questions and my questions led to dehumanization and I knew I found something I shouldn't have.
00:32:08
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That's insane. So these metals are basically toxic for the humans, I would presume, or? Yes, because it also has aluminum. And a lot of people will tell you, well, these things are horrible in small quantities. It's not small quantities. Because when you are putting things above us, the dissipation rates are dependent on weather and climate. But it's getting into the food. It's getting into the soil. And around the world, wastewater treatment plants, when it comes to pharmaceuticals or these toxicants is what they're called. They are not able to filter them out. So if you're growing organic food, you know, it's we're going to go back to the plexiglass barriers on our plants. I mean, it's horrible. That's why you can ban it anywhere. We've had states states in the United States ban

Geoengineering Controversies

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it. And that is great to get the ball rolling.
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But people really need to wake up to it, irrespective of any political party, it's not okay. And you're seeing a huge increase in neurodegenerative issues like Alzheimer's. It's really difficult for people with respiratory issues and asthma. And people are wondering why they have allergies 24-7, 365.
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And I like what you said about that climate change or the ah change we experience in weather, often we can't disconnect that from these geoengineering activities. Do you want to say something more about that? I mean, how do we feel that? Is it is there proof or so that that is definitely coming from that? Yes, ah there are places that openly admitted it. Remember Dubai? And then when people got upset, they retracted it, but the can was already opened. And the issue is,
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I know this sounds silly, but when you watch movies with time change, they say if you do something and something changes, it changes the ripple throughout time. If you are modifying the weather, you are messing with mother nature. And meteorology is a very, very thorough study, and I do know a lot of it because of my profession applauding hazards. but it does not make sense when you are altering nature where things are not naturally supposed to occur we
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Number two.
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Trump's border wall was supposed to cost approximately, what, $6 billion, if I remember correctly? I remember hearing a fellow comedian on stage mocking it. Trump wants to build a wall. Pause for chuckles. And why is that funny? Ever try to keep someone from entering your house? That's called a fence or maybe a door. You see, solid matter in the form of a human simply can't pass through other solid matter, like a wall. But commies will be commies and take credit for their rival's good idea once it serves their narrative. You know what's bad? When CNN exposes Caitlin Kamila. Look out, amateur nation. It's a fact alert. Tonight, K-File investigates. In a new report, you'll see first out front, the K-File team scoured Kamala Harris's tweets and statements going all the way back to 2017. And what they found was more than 50 instances of Harris slamming Trump's border wall.
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But now, new Paris campaign ads actually showcase that very wall.
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And on top of critical tweets, Harris also wrote in her 2019 book, quote, there was a bigger reason to oppose the border wall. A useless wall on the southern border would be nothing more than a symbol. A monument standing in opposition to not just everything I value, but to the fundamental values upon which this country was built. How could I vote to build what would be little more than a monument designed to send the cold hard message, keep out?
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Well, pay files, Andrew Kaczynski joins me now. So Andrew, i mean you you and you you all have gone through, I mean, scoured an incredible amount of material. Tell me more about what you found. Yeah, that's right. We found more than 50 of those those tweets criticizing the border wall before she used that in her ad. And I want people to take a a look at just a few of what she said here. She called it wasteful, useless, a waste of taxpayer money, a vanity wall project, a wasteful border wall, a stupid wall.
00:36:24
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a medieval vanity project and an unnecessary wall. And those are really just, I mean, there were more, of it was just like 10 or like 50. But there was really, there was really a lot of this was the common refrain during the campaign. You read that quote where she said it was against everything that not only she stood for, everything America stood aboard, but she brought this up a lot. Take a listen to just one instance of that in 2019.
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It's the president's vanity project. His multi-billion dollar vanity project called a wall is nothing more than a distraction from the fact that he actually hasn't focused on working people in America. He contrived a national crisis around his big distraction.
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All right, so you go through all of that, you've got all the tweets, and yet all of a sudden in the ads, there's pictures of the wall, and then you went through to look at that wall. Like, what is that specific wall that's in her campaign ads now? And you found something very interesting about this specific portion of the wall. And what's, I think what's also really remarkable about this is like, I mean, you heard her talking about it there, the Trump's wall in his campaign during his presidency, there was really no greater symbol of Trump's presidency than the wall in the way that Democrats were attacking him over the wall and his restrictive immigration policies. So we looked in that ad and if you look at it, that exact area of wall is in the wall.
00:37:54
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in an area where there was not previous ball was actually pretty controversial when they were building it at the time so just to see that and mean there were other usingos his wall um that he built to say look at what i did and basically and the other images of the wall We weren't able to pinpoint, but there's there's telltale signs that that was a Trump wall because there's an anti-climbing plate on top that became popularized during the Trump years. That's your beloved CNN, amateurs. Remember how you revered CNN when they had their COVID ticker scrolling? Remember? And number three. ending on some levity with comedian Bill Maher on why he doesn't vote for race and or incompetence. Like, pronation. be the first woman president first black woman president and first asian president but i don't vote for who will be the first i vote for who will win and for whatever reason
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harris has never been popular you can count the number of delegates she won in the twenty twenty primaries on one hand as long as that hand has no fingers um In three years, as vice president, she's been quieter than an electric car.
00:39:04
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It's not fair that she's not popular. She's intelligent and accomplished, and in fact was put in charge in the border, and look at how... Okay, bad example.
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