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Episode 225: 1st SNEAK PEEK Ep. #225: “Liars and Whiners and Pears, Oh My!”

S5 E225 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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  • When did turning on the TV take 12 minutes? A step-by step guide on, “How to Watch TV in the Modern Era”

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Transcript

Why does turning on the TV take so long?

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how to turn on the TV in the modern era.
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Or, when did turning on the TV take

The remote control scavenger hunt

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12 minutes?
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Step one, choose from the wide variety of remotes you have.
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Chances are the one you need isn't within eyesight.
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Oh wait, there it is, on the kitchen counter for some reason.

TV startup: A nostalgic comparison

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Step two, turn the TV on.
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Step three, go make a sandwich.
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Your TV is warming up, or as they call it in today's modern era, buffering.
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This is like when TVs warmed up the tubes like back in the 1950s.
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Ah, progress.

The art of remote aiming

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On your remote, push the home button.
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Hit it again.
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No, you gotta aim it.
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Point it at the thing.
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Step eight, get up off the couch and walk over to the streaming device and point the remote directly in front of it.
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The light has to come up.
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There you go.
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Step nine, throw the remote.

Volume control precision

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Step 11, now that you've chosen a network, choose a TV show.
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Adjust the volume as needed.
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Don't hit the wrong button.
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Whoops.
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Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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Ah!