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Speaker: how to turn on the TV in the modern era.
Speaker: Or, when did turning on the TV take 12 minutes?
Speaker: Step one, choose from the wide variety of remotes you have.
Speaker: Chances are the one you need isn't within eyesight.
Speaker: Oh wait, there it is, on the kitchen counter for some reason.
Speaker: Step two, turn the TV on.
Speaker: Step three, go make a sandwich.
Speaker: Your TV is warming up, or as they call it in today's modern era, buffering.
Speaker: This is like when TVs warmed up the tubes like back in the 1950s.
Speaker: Ah, progress.
Speaker: On your remote, push the home button.
Speaker: Hit it again.
Speaker: No, you gotta aim it.
Speaker: Point it at the thing.
Speaker: Step eight, get up off the couch and walk over to the streaming device and point the remote directly in front of it.
Speaker: The light has to come up.
Speaker: There you go.
Speaker: Step nine, throw the remote.
Speaker: Step 11, now that you've chosen a network, choose a TV show.
Speaker: Adjust the volume as needed.
Speaker: Don't hit the wrong button.
Speaker: Whoops.
Speaker: Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Speaker: Ah!
