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Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Saturday?
Speaker: Don't have the same effect, but it is what it is. Welcome to the physical nonsense. You are the official start. The beer's open. Let's do this shit. Shall we? Happy Saturday. Hopefully you guys are enjoying your weekend. Let's get this camera cleaned off here real quick. I'm a little crispy. I'm a little crispy. We'll get into that here a few minutes.
Speaker: But welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. You guys know who I am. I'm Glick. I'll be hanging out with you guys tonight. I have co -hosts sometimes. Sometimes I don't have co -hosts. And tonight might be one of those times that I don't have co -hosts. Jeff got a little tied up with something. Tony's, I don't know what Tony's doing. Probably not.
Speaker: a coma or something like that? I don't know. A food coma, a food coma. Calm down before everybody's like, oh, quick made jokes that Tony was in a coma. What up, motherfucker? What up, man? But they're not already. Go ahead and check us out on them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: Anywho, yeah, like I said, feel a little crispy. We was at the beach today. We had a beach day again. Just Nikki and I, the kids are, the kids are with their mom this week. So it's summertime, summer vacation. So we do a week on, a week off for custody, shared custody and all that jazz. What the hell is everybody? Nikki and I got to enjoy ourselves on the beach. No kids, just kind of hanging out.
Speaker: and all that jazz. Well, we did find a really cool little restaurant, a little hole -in -the -wall restaurant. We stopped and had a late lunch at on our way home. Really cool place. The decor was different, but the food was fucking amazing. And I had done.
Speaker: I mean, smash burgers are kind of the crazy right now side. I've got myself a double smash burger. Cause I had one earlier this week at the brewery. We went to, that wasn't very big. So let me get a double man. They weren't fucking around. I can only eat like half that son of a bitch, but totally worth it. It was good. Nice to see you could, uh, squeeze this into your busy schedule.
Speaker: Yeah, Ben. The problem is he was supposed to go on a few hours earlier. He wound up coming on late and I was like, gonna take Jason out of their dinner, which we're about to head to right now. Also, Jeff is gonna be behind too. I said, oh yeah, you're gonna be furious. It all honestly, at this point, I'm used to it. I'm used to the text at 5 .30. Jeff going to the grocery store. I'm used to the
Speaker: Not hearing anything and here comes 630, 645. You're waking up from a nap. I'm just like, yeah, fuck it. You know what? I'm used to it. I'm over it. I don't even care. Just go keep doing what I do. You got to. You got to.
Speaker: I promised him a bocce, I was trying to get his mom to see if his mom was going to be able to get him. But she was like, she had plans. I'm like, OK, see, this is, I got a chance to go to work in the morning, now I can't go. It's about that. Yeah, I'm trying to burn myself down off of that. Because I'm furious. I'm fucking furious. This is ridiculous. But like I said, I don't have a problem keeping him. Just if I have a chance to go in, I want to take him. You know what I mean?
Speaker: That was the biggest thing. Yeah, making the extra money is always nice, but. Sometimes that extra time with the kid, with the kiddos is even nicer. Oh, always. Always. Well, I promise him this, uh, rest of all, he loves a goat, so we can take him because he was a big, so I get it. We're gonna get us some more.
Speaker: I'll bet you tonight. I gotta find my damn truck in court. Stan, do you come back? Who? Stan. He typically won't be here on Saturdays. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, he typically won't be here on Saturdays. Plus, Stan being a... Stan being a plumber.
Speaker: for you. Yeah. He he he sent me a message and he was like my current situation and it was a picture of a urinal that was completely full of brown water. I said, Stan, you ain't supposed to shit in a **** thing.
Speaker: I said, you know, it's a group chat that I send the link in. So you're going to get it every every week. You know, I said on Saturdays, you know, if you're available and you're around, feel free to come in any time. But don't worry about it on Saturdays. You said you'd be here on Mondays and Wednesdays. So absolutely. But.
Speaker: The joys of having a job, a blue collar job, if you will, and one that you're on call for. And at a moment's notice, you could be at a cookout and get a freaking phone call and have to dip out. I don't miss those days. Freelance, freelance, yeah.
Speaker: Oh, no, it doesn't even matter about freelance or anything like that. I mean, hell, when I worked at OSU, we had on call and I can't tell you how many times that we all, we carried it for a week. It was like once every eight weeks you were on call for the week, you got an extra couple hundred dollars just for carrying the on call phone. Plus you got your overtime pay if you got called in and all that other stuff. But, um,
Speaker: You know, I can't tell you how many times Memorial Day weekend or 4th of July weekend or something like that, where I'm on call and get a freaking phone call right as I'm getting ready to sit down and eat dinner or something. Right. And have to leave in the middle of everything. So exactly.
Speaker: What's it is? I'm just glad I'm not in that position anymore. Or even when I was at Orkin, she used to cabin when I work at Orkin. I'm just happy. I'm not in that in that situation anymore. I enjoy my weekends off. I enjoy my holidays off on our interrupted because I like to make plans.
Speaker: And it's not easy to make plans if you're on call. Well, you know the way that you can't make any plans. As much as you want to relax, you also got to be available. So I will take what I have now and be perfectly happy. Me, I don't know what you have to do with that. So I might have to go to the consulate to get passports or something first.
Speaker: It's Saturday at 5 30. Who the hell is calling you from the consulate to come and pick up passport? Hey, the cost was 24 hours. You can take advantage of this. Oh yeah, no, I know. Counselors 24 hours.
Speaker: NASA. I do I do enjoy the summer break with the week on week off with my kids. I love my kids don't get me wrong but I also enjoy having a little bit of me time. Nikki and I being able to spend time together and kind of calm down and catch our breaths because man we are
Speaker: Chickens with our hands cut off when the kids are here. But it's a good life though. Oh yeah. It's nice to catch your breath every once in a while though. There are worse things out there going on in the world that I could complain about or speak on or make fun of. Probably the latter make fun of.
Speaker: That's what you do. A whole lot of news out there in the world. And then all of a sudden it was like 5 .30 popping up. I said, look at this guy.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that's right the finals I wasn't paying no attention. I don't pay no attention What's up? You came in it's all mother people still watch the NBA. I'm like this guy
Speaker: I mean, it's, it's surprising. I mean, they don't have the ratings and the views like they used to, but I mean, I think this year is different, you know, because with the nuggets and the heat being there, but you know, these players, they're not even in it for championships anymore. They're just in it to build or try to try to build a super team with all their buddies. And then half of them just choke. I mean, the Lakers are a goddamn joke. They are joke.
Speaker: And Brony, well, Bron Bron's got all his buddies over there. It's like y 'all still can't win a championship. LeBron's been playing with a leg injury all season. I didn't know that. Yeah, but I mean, My question after that is what's the team doing? The team should still be running the game. You know what I'm saying? They put a roster together. Exactly.
Speaker: Y 'all should still be winning even even if he's hurt or he's not playing 100 % agree. But I'm happy for the Nuggets. I hope the Nuggets somehow managed to win it. That would be pretty cool for that franchise. I'm pulling for the Nuggets personally myself. I think they're going to take the whole series. I think you're going to win the first championship. Miami's already. That's what I'm hoping.
Speaker: We got you down as Haslam on the squad. Everybody wants him to get another one. I'm with them on that. So that's my complication as well as Jimmy Butler getting the ring. Well deserving of a ring. Yeah, he is very well deserving of a ring. That man has been a beast since he was with the Bulls back in the 2010 -2011 season. He's been a beast. So I still think it's gonna be Denver because Denver looked extremely comfortable the other night. Well, I mean Denver look.
Speaker: I mean Denver look, they're just they're just enough in a flow man. I mean like. I mean they absolutely 100 % just. Embarrassed the Lakers sweeping them. Yes. Kyle Lowry and Kevin Love are on the heat.
Speaker: I forgot him a little bit. I haven't looked at the rest. I forgot about Kyle Lowry. I didn't know him a little bit down there. So yeah, Kyle Lowry. Kyle Lowry is he's great. It's almost time for him to wrap it up too. Because he's been almost he's been almost 20 years the league if I remember correctly. Uh, he's yeah, Lowry's been around for a hot minute.
Speaker: Yeah, he's. Used to be him and Demar De Rosa up there in Toronto. Yeah, he came in in 06. He's been in there 16 years. Yeah, he was in Toronto for. Ever, yeah, for. Literally forever. And biggest to him because he didn't want Kawhi Leonard to leave. He's been in Miami the last couple seasons.
Speaker: But yeah, no, I'm pulling for Denver. I think it'd be really cool for that franchise to win their first championship. I like Joker up there. Nikolai, Joker. Yeah, Nikolai Joker just the truth. When he started pulling up the shots from outside the damn perimeter, I was like, look at this dude. I said anything. I had him on my fantasy. I knew he was the truth. Jeez, what's happening? How you doing, man?
Speaker: Jeeves, our world traveler. What is going on? I don't know if he's still flirting around. I asked him how his trip was going. He's doing good. I think he had just arrived at Loch Ness. Now I'm going to throw my jealousy at him because he probably wanted to go. Jeeves, I'm on your ass. I seen that. I'm on his ass. He made it to Loch Ness.
Speaker: Yeah, let's go fuck around and get eaten and lock this. The Scottish monster is going to eat you. Oh, my gosh. Following this damn DeAndre Hopkins thing, man, it's driving me crazy.
Speaker: I'm just waiting for him to get the Cleveland. Did you go ahead, stop playing, go and bring him up there? I just don't know, man. I do, he needs to be up here. I want him there. I'll be stoked if he ends up there. But I'm just not thinking he's going to end up there.
Speaker: What was, what are the other options? I think we talked about the, the open that is, uh, Buffalo is up there in the mix, Kansas city's in the mix. But the problem, see the problem is, is, uh, Baltimore kind of fucking shot, shot him in the face and shot the league in the face, given OBJ 15 million guaranteed for one year when OBJ spends more time injured than anything else.
Speaker: Yeah, but he should be 100 % healthy by now. Well, he was 100 % healthy when he got hurt and spent all the last season on the bench. So was he recovering last season or was he already good to go? No, he was recovering last season, but before he got hurt, he was 100 % healthy. He stayed on and off the IR in Cleveland.
Speaker: D hop was still is still one of the top wide receivers in the league as of last year. But he wants that same money OBJ is getting in and he has every right to claim it because in my opinion, he's way better than OBJ the last four years. Well, he's newer, he's fresher than OBJ. My money would be on OBJ, I mean money would be on D hop right now. My money would be all over D hop.
Speaker: Yeah, whoever gets whoever gets him. Well. You talk about he needs to go to Cleveland. She put him on Baltimore, Hollywood. That's the problem. Know what I mean? He goes out in Baltimore, Hollywood Brown. That's going to be man. Baltimore was covered up very well.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. OBJ and D hop are the are the are the are the same age. They've been in league the same amount of time. No happy. OBJ was there before D hop. Chris technician was good. Let's see here. OBJ around the same time. OBJ was drafted in 2014. And D hop.
Speaker: Came in a year before him. Did he really? He was drafted in 2013. He was at Clemson from 2010 to 2012. OK, my apologies. He's been in longer than I thought. That's why I said he's in his 10th year. Dehops in his 10th year. And him today are the top two Richter Stevens, two of the top Richter Stevens right now. I gotta reanalyze this.
Speaker: Because that means Deshaun Watson's been in for a minute. I didn't realize he's been there many years. Yeah, Deshaun's been around for a little bit. That deserves a reanalysis. Let's see. The top receivers as of 2022.
Speaker: Well, let's change it to 2023. Jalen water. Let me give me an OBJ is way down the list. Jalen water. Yes. Let's see. Here's one from the football network. Best ride receivers in the NFL 2020 and 2023.
Speaker: They got Jefferson, Justin Jefferson ranked number one. Trying to find an actual loose tear. Here we go. Top 32 ahead of the PFF. Devontae Adams beats out Justin Jefferson for number one.
Speaker: Tyree Hill and the three. So Devontae Adams, Justin Jefferson, Tyree Hill, Jamar Chase, and Stephon Diggs are your top five. Cooper Cupp, A .J. Brown, Terry McLaren, C .D. Lamb, and Deebo Samuel round out the top 10. The Andre Hopkins is listed 12th.
Speaker: Jalen Waddell, they got him at 17th in here. Amari Cooper's at 22nd. And Bending. Obie J's not even in this list. Yeah, so.
Speaker: I think Tony's going to get, uh, I think him and Jay are going to get hibachi. He said they're off to go get some hibachi. So yeah, OBJ is not even in that list of top 32 running our wide receivers. Welcome back. Maybe. Welcome back.
Speaker: Yeah, so Tony OBJ is not even in that list of top 32 wide receivers according to 2023. According to fantasy football. And D hop is ranked 12th. Oh my God, and his attorneys got their notifications on.
Speaker: Botanero. Technical difficulties, ladies and gentlemen, on Tony's part. He may or may not be back tonight. We'll see what happens. He's got to go get his dinner. I see that. I figured as much. I figured as much. Any comments on that? Anyways.
Speaker: Anyways, anywho. Whoa, shit. Oh my goodness. I'm already sleepy. And I gotta sneeze. Nicky and I were at the beach today.
Speaker: What the hell is it at? Damn it. Oh, I done lost it. How did it go away? All this other dumb shit. Oh, here we go. I like to, I don't know if I know how to bring you up, geez.
Speaker: Usually, that's Tony. Give me one second. Let me see if I can do this. Let's see if I can do this. Where's it at? No, we were at the beach today. I like to play around and read weird but true news or whatever kind of stuff like that, different news stories and this, that, and the other thing.
Speaker: That should work. And Jeeves, you're on Twitch. On the fly, ladies and gentlemen. That's how we roll.
Speaker: Maybe. Maybe. Goes to show how much I pay attention to these things. I just put it on there. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I truly don't. There you go, Geez. Maybe that'll work. I'll just do it Tony's way. I'll put it in the track, you bitches.
Speaker: But, um, so I was, uh, anywho, I was thumbing through the news like I normally do. Check this out. Uh, there was a time capsule that was buried from 1905 discovered in a fire station. Um,
Speaker: 118 year old time capsule was discovered last week in Ohio Fire Station that was marked for demolition. It was over here in Marion, Ohio. The Marion Fire Department wanted to remove the cornerstone of the building for preservation, so a small group of off -duty firefighters began hammering and chiseling until they stumbled upon a copper box.
Speaker: inside the cornerstone using 10 steps at a public unveiling. This week officials found nine turn of the century firefighter badgeries, badgeries, badges, a fire department roster from 1905 and four local newspapers from
Speaker: from from from 1905 118 years ago, the box also held the original lease for the property from the Marion power shovel to the city of Marion. In 1878.
Speaker: Invitation from the Delphos fire department for the Northwestern Ohio Volunteer Firemen's Association Firemen's game and a letter from the fire chief at the time stating that the cornerstone was set on July 20th of 1905. Among other items. And they got all this stuff all displayed out.
Speaker: There was, um, a picture of the fire of the, of the, the, um, fire department. Um, why can't I think of the words, the firemen at the time in 1905, and there was only five firemen and the chiefs of six of them combined. That's crazy. Uh, plus all this other documents.
Speaker: Uh, somebody commented on their, um, on their, on their social media and said, Hey, y 'all should do the same thing. You know, um, uh, that they did with the new fire station, I guess. I don't know if they're building a new one or what they're doing, but Hey, let somebody know. So like, you know, a hundred years from now or 200 years from now, somebody can like, Oh, Hey, let's, let's go crack that some bitch open or something. I don't know. Like leave something. Um,
Speaker: But I thought that was super cool. Yeah, I don't know how well you guys can see this. This will be better for those of you who are watching live, but just some of the stuff they found here. Close that. There's the badges. The big gold one that's the Chiefs.
Speaker: Or I'm sorry, captains. There's all the documentation, all the paperwork and all that stuff with the little tin box. There's the, uh, the department.
Speaker: It was that invitation that I was saying where they were invited. Elise, the Marion Steam Shovel Company versus the city of Marion, Ohio transferred 1228 1904.
Speaker: State of Ohio, Marion County, presented for record December 28, 1904 at 5 .30 o 'clock p .m. recorded December 30, 1904 in deed book number 104 page 79, John A. Key. So that's like the deed and the lease of the of the building. All that all that documentation and whatnot. I thought that was pretty cool.
Speaker: This is one of those weird like one of them random ass. Things you don't expect to see at the buffet with J's home. Some other news, but I'll wait until Jeff or whatever pulls up in here. I really gotta either a turn off the notifications for this goddamn app. Or.
Speaker: We're just leave. Cause I'll be on one man. I'll really be on a whole nother level of goo for goo fuckery, a goo fuckery. At the end of the day. Oh man. Freaking Nicki and I got to hang out on the porch yesterday evening. Sat out there. I was doing shit.
Speaker: She's getting ready for a new job, and she had to do some online training and stuff. And I was just sitting out there doing podcast -related stuff, getting shows uploaded and posted and all that jazz. Man, I love this time of year. I don't like the heat in the middle of the day, but I do like the evenings.
Speaker: Nice warm brisk evenings, man. I love them with a passion. So comforting, so relaxing to just kind of hang out and just kind of just chill. No stress. No, no goofy ass people on the internet arguing back and forth, acting like they're more important than what they really are. No stress at work. Not that my job stresses me out. My job's actually pretty, pretty stress free.
Speaker: I was drinking beer on the porch. I drank fucking lemonade. I drank sweet tea, first and foremost. I was drinking beer. What's going on, Triple R? Now it's just very relaxing and very soothing. Gotta put some music on in the background.
Speaker: hang out, chit chat, step away from social media. It's always a good thing to do. Some people really need to take a time out from social media. Watching the firefalls, listening to the crickets. The crackhead neighbors arguing.
Speaker: Sirens in the background. No, I don't have any of that stuff. I don't live in the hood. Thankfully, I don't live in the hood. But I do miss living in the country, though. I really do miss living in the country because if I lived in the country, I'd have had a bonfire and sat out there and done my work and chilled out. But, you know,
Speaker: Oh yeah, make do where you're at. Got to find that little, little piece of relaxation and comfort. I guess you can call it. I don't know what you want to call it. You can call whatever you want to call it, but no, I was on it. I was online. I was working on my computer, but I'm not a big man. I mean, I don't mind peaches, but I'm not eating a lot of peaches.
Speaker: What was that goddamn song? Millions of peaches. P .J. for me. I know what you're doing, random Rick. Let's see what you're doing. Midwest Methanees. You ain't wrong, man. Well, you know, if I wanted to go watch the Methanees
Speaker: in the methods of the world, I could go to the east side of town and park my car in the Dollar General parking lot and just sit in a cut and watch all the meth happenings. Watch that, all the crack heads and the meth heads that roam the night side, the sidewalks daily and nightly.
Speaker: That is a questionable side of town, my friend. A questionable side of fucking now. And I'm sure we all have them everywhere we live, especially if you live in the city. We've all got them suspect as sides of town that we try to avoid, but sometimes it's fun for comic relief. But anymore, I have all.
Speaker: I still don't know when you guys go live and I don't get notifications when you're live and I'm following you and I think I have my notifications on. I'm subscribed obviously and my notifications are on.
Speaker: And my notifications are on. Yeah, all notifications. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is either. No, I don't want to unsubscribe. Yeah. Like I get all the notifications when you drop videos and stuff like that. But I don't get them when you guys go live.
Speaker: I never knew when you guys went live. That's also another thing. 10 o 'clock at night. I think, I think we were back here in bed at like, well, we came back at like 10 30, but the dog was, I don't know what the hell was going on with the dog last night and she had like an upset stomach or something. I don't know.
Speaker: She was a fucking mess last night. She ate her goddamn bed or started to eat her bed. So she kept us up a good majority of the night, but that's part of the reason. Oh, so you don't go live on YouTube or anything like that? What up, asterisk champ? Ass champ.
Speaker: I thought you guys went live or do you just record it on restream and then post it? That could be the other issue. I want to set up this collaboration with, um, with this other podcast. Um,
Speaker: But I don't want to set it up thinking Tony and Jeff are going to be here and then they not show up. Tony also has no life. Let's be honest, Tony D. We all know it's true.
Speaker: stream or is it live on YouTube? That's what I'm asking. The scumbag lounge. I think those guys are going to be awesome. They're they're. One hundred and one hundred and eighty degree. Totally different. personalities, but those cats are cool as fuck.
Speaker: Tony was also on on an app last night for like 12 freaking hours and then after. About three hours he was back. OK. I don't think I don't know why I don't get the notifications. They're on and I'm subscribed to you. I need to check it out. I do need to do that. Yeah, no, I think I think it'll be fun with scumbag lounge. Those guys.
Speaker: I actually got to listen to a couple other episodes this week. But I'm horrible about like watching something and liking it or whatever. I'll just watch something because I'm so used to just scrolling YouTube or whatever. And especially your shorts, random,
Speaker: I'm watching them and then they just throw them by like shit. I haven't talked to smoke in a hot minute. I don't know what's going on there. But we've shouted you guys out on here quite a bit too random. Don't even throw that shade on me.
Speaker: I don't even throw that shade on me. Shouted you out, let people know where to find you. Stole people to come and watch you. Even though you stole our bit. Even though you stole our bit.
Speaker: Saturday nights hit different when you're alone. I should have pulled up tiktok I've been on here and tiktok at the same time Nice rate of Rick Who the hell is for fair for fair for fair for fair for fairs for fairs
Speaker: I had to work that out. We are rivals. We can be rivals. You'll never take this belt, god damn it, because I'm the greatest of all time. He knows who. He knows who. I don't know how much longer Jeff's going to be around on this show, to be honest with you. Yeah, goofball. Nothing personal. Nothing against him. I just know he's got a lot of
Speaker: shenanigans going on in his world right now. So, I'm imagining I'm going to get a text or a call one day be like, bro, I can't do the show no more. He knows him. Fafesh. Fafesh. I'm going to change his name if he shows up tonight. Just to see if he catches it.
Speaker: just to see if he catches it. Oh my goodness. Hashtag boycott random rec reviews on YouTube. Rival that bitch.
Speaker: Have you ever been hated on or discriminated against? There you go, gentlemen. I'll call Tony D. I'll send the chats.
Speaker: Will the real Glick Shady please stand up? Will the real Glick Shady please stand up? Yeah, random, random Rick, you haven't made it until somebody declares a boycott on your show. We got boycotted. I didn't really notice a difference, but we got boycotted once. That was funny.
Speaker: You mean the people that I don't want in my chat and the people that I don't want to associate myself with, they're not going to be there anymore. Shucks. Dad gone. You really got me. You guys really showed us, didn't you? You really taught us a lesson here at nonsensical nonsense. Yes. Sorry, Bob. I'm feeling a little froggy tonight.
Speaker: Um, what the hell is this? Goddamn Jeff and his goofy ass videos. What is it? Hold on a second, guys. Let's see what Jeff uploaded now. I need your help. I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later. And we're going to hurt some people. Who's guy we're going to take? I forgot he uploaded that. Oh, shit. Speaking of which. Golf Hawk, I have failed you and I apologize. Hey, boys.
Speaker: Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Right over Jeff is supposed to be working on one for you as well. I want him to get something. Is. You should have one, dammit.
Speaker: Even though we're rivals, bitter rivals. You don't want to smoke, you don't catch these hands. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Speaker: I quoted the Joker from the original Batman movie. Well, not original, but Michael Keaton Batman movie. Is anybody excited about that? The new the new flash movie Flashpoint or whatever the hell they're calling it. I'm kind of I'm actually more excited to see Michael Keaton and the Batman Batman costume again more than anything. That nice nostalgic feel, man. Take me back.
Speaker: Take me back to the good old days when life was simple and life was easy. Back with backward click was just a wee little Glick. Just a young Glick. And his Batman under Roo. I don't think I ever had Batman under Roo's. I don't think I ever had under Roo's period.
Speaker: Oh, it was poor, that damn it. I had to use a burlap sack for my underwears, for them underwears. Hopefully, maybe one of the guys will get here tonight because I wanted to talk about a couple of things, especially one of the things I wanted to talk about.
Speaker: was these goofy ass kids and their fucking YouTube pranks or their TikTok pranks. There was one that was in the news this week that y 'all going to get fucking killed. Somebody's going to get killed pulling off these fucking pranks thinking that you're funny and thinking that you're getting somebody. Actually a kid almost did get shot doing one of these
Speaker: one of these little viral pranks or one of these goofy ass pranks to get to get likes and and views and followers and shit like that. Well, man pulled a gun on his goofy ass. Threatened to bust a kids up in his ass. And then the kid had the nerve to call him a poo sua.
Speaker: a piece wall. Damn. Holy shit. Fucking Wednesday night was one of them goddamn shows that we have not had in a very long fucking time. I think we laughed
Speaker: from beginning to end. The new edition of Stan on the show is going to be awesome. He's a guy who has a background in podcasts and been doing it for a long time and out of three of us who have no idea what the fuck we're doing. We just turn on cameras and kind of wing it.
Speaker: Stan knows what he's doing, but man alive fucking Wednesday night was one of those nights where if you guys missed out the live show check it out on YouTube or or on Spotify and everywhere we listen to podcasts at Wednesday night show it's posted. It's up there Definitely not for the faint of heart I'm gonna go ahead and put that disclaimer out there and and a little a little a little warning
Speaker: We were on some dumb shit. We were on our bullshit Wednesday night. And I just got a message from somebody who just listened to it. And they're like, hey, we have not heard a night like that in a very long fucking time. That shit was awesome. And it was. We had a lot of fun with it. We acted straight goddamn fools.
Speaker: Like we had no fucking sense in our heads that entire goddamn show Made Tony very uncomfortable, which is always a plus always a plus when we can make Tony feel uncomfortable But you guys should definitely check that out on Spotify But without being said
Speaker: Let's go ahead and gear up for a break here. Go ahead and get this one out the way this one may or may not get us in. Actually, no, let's not do that one yet. Let's do something. We'll save that one for at the end of the show, because that may or may not get us a. A YouTube stress, like.
Speaker: And I don't want the show to be taken down, even though it's a giant piece of shit right now. It's a giant dumpster fire, but it is what it is. What are you going to do, my friends? That's all I got to say. I mean, what are you going to do? It is what it is.
Speaker: Dumpster Fire Express. I was not planning on being alone tonight. So 100 % completely blindsided. And as I said, I was enjoying my Saturday at the beach with my lady hanging out. Then we got some good food, man. That place, if you guys, if anybody's listening and you're in the, in the, in the central Ohio area,
Speaker: or you're relatively close to the Zanesville area, go check out Clover Keys Restaurant and Marketplace. They got cool little beer selection, some craft beers, local craft beers, stuff like that, different beers. Really good fucking food, man. Really good fucking food. And they have these
Speaker: fucking twist fries to absolutely fucking die for man. I know you guys are like what the fuck's the twist fry Chris? Basically they just took a potato and whether they put it in a meat slicer and they have a special tool but um you know like when you go to the carnival or whatever or like a fair or or county fair or street fair or carnival and you know you got to
Speaker: got the fair food and some of them they call them the potato ribbons or potato bow ties those real thin little squirrel potatoes it's basically like that but they're thick sliced so I mean they're a really good good thick slice but they're just twisted little spirals
Speaker: Uh, they break apart, you know, they're not all together. It's not like you pick up a potato and it's like, well, like an accordion, but man, a lot of for them was that food fucking good. I didn't have any beer after being on the beach. And literally it was right around the corner from the beach. I'm not, I'm not, unless I start drinking before I'm out in the heat, I don't like to come right out of the heat and start drinking. So I just had a pop, but.
Speaker: But I would like to get up there and try a couple of the beers they had on tap. It looks like a little family, family owned, family owned, family run place. I don't know much about it. It's my first place in there. I'm just speaking on kind of speculating, I guess you could say.
Speaker: But it literally just like, like their dining area, which I thought was super cool. Um, this ain't no shade or any hate. I thought it was really fucking cool. It looks like they went on like, like Facebook marketplace and just found a bunch of tables to put in there. They're not, they're not matching tables. They're not matching chairs or anything like that. It's just boom. Here's a whole bunch of tables and then sit where you go in. Yeah.
Speaker: You go up to the counter, you order your food, you get your drinks, whatever. And then you just go sit down wherever you want, but it was super cool little plays. It had kind of like a vintage, homey feeling to it. You know, like it almost felt like home, but all the food's home cooked. It's cooked to order. So it's not like it's just hanging out back there under the warmers and shit like that. Everything is made to order, which is a positive because
Speaker: Not a lot of places where you get fresh cooked meals. And that was one of their things that they had in their little thing on the website was that they pride themselves on their food being fresh and made to order. But anyways, that's my little free advertisement for Clover Keys there in the Zanesville area by Dillon State Park. Clover Keys restaurant, what kitchen and marketplace, something like that.
Speaker: So if you're in the area and you've never been, I can go. Oh, let's take a quick break. Let's enjoy a cover of disturbs indestructible. And I'll be back in a few minutes.
Speaker: Now it's not coming your way Another time to carry on Girls who give my mind a vision And no one stops for an event To win the world of love Come back home again No explanation will matter I'll go up again And let the dark destroy you That burning within by your vacation And the light of watching your friend You will discover, oh, why you will never to win And now you lose, and I'll become an unstoppable Second condition that is unstoppable
Speaker: Another reason, another cause For me to fight another fusion
Speaker: You're my other way, son of a bitch My declaration, I'm not by the way I'm not my state, I'm a gnarly matter of How would you get in the way? It's a vision, when I come home God in this fight, can't let you know Not to be born, I'll follow your lies You will be soon, grow up
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: That is a garage abode From the other side of terror to the hood An ionition with the three of all the boys Every broken enemy will know That they're the ones that have the three of us aboard Did you last look around while you were alive? I'm not a garage abode And a garage abode The damnation that is a garage abode From the other side of terror to the hood An ionition with the three of all the boys
Speaker: And now we will know that they're off on the path of the young boss Before they shall ask you around while you are alive, I'm a -
Speaker: Yeah, not a bad cover if I do say so myself. And I do, because nobody else is here to say otherwise. So that was indestructible. I apologize. I don't remember who sang that. Hopefully it popped up in the beginning. I can't remember, but either way, badass cover. I love Disturbed, one of my favorite rock bands. They were on my bucket list of bands that I was fortunate enough that I got to see years ago.
Speaker: And then I just got to see them recently, about three years ago, something like that. And they were just as awesome as the first time I seen them. So, that was their cover of Indestructible. Welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense Dumpster Fire. It is Saturday night. I am alone. Left to my own.
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Speaker: Been a friend for many years. I do call him a friend at this point because he's been around for fucking ever. But he's always sharing the shows up there on his Twitter page and letting people know, hey, guys are live. Come and check them out, fuckers. Then we got this guy who shows up an hour and some change slate. He feels like he's. Yeah, if only.
Speaker: Hmm now I'd go get paperwork from the consulate so we can go to get kids passports and We're getting ready to vacation soon. I just walked in the door Vacation Yeah, well, it's a working vacation. I'll basically be working while I'm gone but I
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, there's there is more of the boffist the famous boffist that Jeff is in Yes famous boffist. You can see it You know he he works on his Laptop for for a living. I don't know how many zoom calls he does a day, but you would think that he would try to know I have on my
Speaker: On my Zoom calls, I blur the background. So it's just a blur. No, the fucking traffic's ridiculous today. And I swear I got the world's worst cab drivers both ways, just doo doo doo doo. I was like, come on, dude, kick it into Mario gear or something fucking hell. When I'm not in a hurry, I get Mario fucking Andretti behind the wheel.
Speaker: When I am in a hurry, I get an 80 year old grandma, grandma, grandmother. Blue arrow lady style. Just slower to shit. Oh, why the fuck? What the hell? What? Why does that? It doesn't make any sense. What doesn't make sense?
Speaker: Saw this being passed around and thought it's interesting, something to ponder. Cape County, as you transition to summer activities that may include water sports, your swimsuit color matters in the water, but there's no reason as to why. Is that like a rule or mandate?
Speaker: No, no, I think it was like some kind of some kind of warning. Maybe they're saying like, you know, the brighter color it is, if you fucking drown, the easier it is to find. Or maybe they're saying the brighter the color is, the more likely a shark is going to be targeted. You know, like a shark's going to come and bite your fucking eye. I don't know. I don't know. This is the most. I swear to God, Tony D might have made this post for the sheriff's office.
Speaker: They don't give they don't say wear bright colors or don't wear bright Yeah, it just says something to ponder when you when this summer as you transition into like water activities lately What if I drown should I be wearing bright colors? or should I wear dark colors so that sharks don't see me like I
Speaker: Yeah. You know, or maybe you should match the pool, you know. Yeah. Like Tony said, wait, what? You know what I said? You heard me. Like, like, what the fuck is going on here? I guess you're supposed to fuck around and find out. I don't know. People should stop fucking around and find it out. Yeah. The wife just learned that term yesterday. She's like, what's that? No, no.
Speaker: She said, what's that term you guys always say? I said, fuck around and find out. She's like, yeah, that's funny. I said, it's also true. So she was like explaining it to her friends. It's very much like the hot, crazy scale. The hotter women is the crazier she is, which is why your girlfriend, my wife are fucking crazy people because they're hot. You know, so I mean, look at who they're dating or married to. I mean, that's not always that's not always true.
Speaker: What? The hot crazy scale? Yeah, sometimes some some some some bronze are just. Fucking nuts. Fucking look like. They look like fucking blobfishes and they're crazy as hell. That's because somewhere somebody taught taught them that they were sexy. Sorry, honey, somebody lied to you.
Speaker: that is that fall under the same lines of of of the people who go on like these singing shows and sound like **** somewhere. Somebody have been telling him. Somebody like him. They're a great singer. What was that? What was that Asian kid that got super famous? William Hung. William Hung. Yeah. He's like, I've never had a lesson. They're like, no **** No **** Sherlock. I'm a **** made
Speaker: And I'm pretty sure it wasn't a serious thing. I don't give a flying fuck. Get out. No. No. You guys are making my limit today. Where is William Hung now, though, is the question. That is an excellent question.
Speaker: Yeah, that's an excellent question the novelty wore off. I mean and it's oh But he got invited like high schools and shit and they paid him like, you know 10 grand to show up And and he did it, you know, I don't think he ever realized it was a goof But people literally invited him to places so they could make fun of him. He's a motivational speaker Is he really god bless him? Uh
Speaker: Hong Kong motivated motivational speaker and former singer who gave fame in 2004. My result was unsuccessful audition singing Ricky Martin's hit song. She bangs on the third season of American Idol. This is a motor singer, actor, motivational speaker. Good for him. I bet you he I doubt he. Well, I'll tell you what, you got to handle the kids.
Speaker: He had confidence like a motherfucker. I mean, he really did. He didn't, you know, he, I don't think he ever realized he saying like shit, but I mean, good on him. Good for him. William Hung was offered a, offered a $25 ,000 in advance, advance on a record deal from Koch Entertainment in 2004 and released three albums on that label.
Speaker: There you go. In 2004 and 2005, his first album was... Is this motherfucker on Spotify? I'm just curious. It was recorded over a March 2004 weekend. Oh, God. They recorded an all -out album in a weekend. Four! Four hours in a weekend. With him singing vocals over karaoke music to promote it. Hung performed before nearly 20 ,000 fans during halftime at the Golden State Warriors basketball game.
Speaker: He was he's got he's got all of his four albums including his holiday album are on Spotify. He was on shows such as Jay Leno late night on the Tonight Show with Jay Jay Jay Leno. The album received highly negative reviews, but ultimately went on to sell 200 ,000 copies and reached number one on Billboard's top independent album chart.
Speaker: There you go. His two follow -up albums. I mean, you want to talk about somebody going from rags to riches. His two follow -up albums were far less successful as Hung for the Holidays. Yeah. That can go two different ways. Only sold 35 ,000 copies despite a national promotion campaign, including appearances on The Howard Stern Show and Miracle. Happy Summer from William Hung.
Speaker: another karaoke cover album only sold 7000. In February 2006 interview, he said he was working on his fourth album of five or six tracks
Speaker: But none was released and he retired in 2011. He's appeared on television commercials and movies such as Ask .com, the Game Show Network, spoofing Freddie Mercury and singing off -key We Are the Champions, as well as mobile service providers, Singular Wireless, which is no longer even a thing.
Speaker: He, uh, he also appeared to sing, take me out to the ball game and oh, four at the Rogers center for this honorable, his few, his first movie, low budget Hong Kong period comedy called where's mama's boy, Japanese pancakes, there what he's net worth is.
Speaker: Lampoon, in his own career, later made appearances in airline Arrested Development and the George and George Lopez. He became a technical, oh my God! In 2011, he became a technical crime analysis for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
Speaker: Well, I'm sure he's, he's certified. I'm sure he is. I mean, it is LAPD and Los Angeles police departments later joined, later joined the Los Angeles County public or department of public health.
Speaker: in 2014 and then in 2017 he became a motivational speaker and is booked as a keynote speaker for groups such as the Asian Realtors Association. So they made a surprise performance. So she bangs. In 2022, Hung made another surprise appearance on American Idol season 20.
Speaker: There you go. See, I mean, in 2023, it's only worth 400 ,000. It's more than you got. It's more than I got at the moment. I mean, you can't be mad at the dude. He took, he took a, that is motivation at its finest. The dude went from nothing to 400 grand. I mean, other people do it in a couple of years, but I mean, fuck something that was a goof.
Speaker: but it wasn't really a goof to him. That's what I'm saying. I don't think he knew it was a goof. I don't think he, I don't think anybody's ever told him, dude, you know, they're making fun of you. I'm sure at some point he, he had to, somebody went up to him like really, dude, really. And he's laughing all the way to the fucking bank. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker: Not really. We'll have it all the way to the bank. I mean, he might be chuckling. Yeah. Well, 400 grand. Would you? Would you? I mean, we make it idiots of ourselves every week. We don't get no four hundred fucking grand. Yeah. But I mean, he he he had an album that had over two hundred thousand sales in your network. Yeah, I know. But I'm just saying. Well, yeah, he got that twenty five grand up front.
Speaker: He probably got a quarter a deal, quarter of sale, maybe. And he looks like the cat that's not going to roll in a Mercedes. How many sales do you have to have for a record to go silver? I thought it was platinum. So 100 ,000 sales to go silver. What's platinum? Platinum's a million. Okay, so he didn't get platinum. He got double silver.
Speaker: How many albums do you have to have for your album to go gold? Guild. According to entertainment, these awards given by the Recording Industry Association of America represent huge sales. So you need 500 ,000. Okay. So he's about halfway there. I say we get him to go gold. Wait a minute. 300 ,000. Wait a minute. What the hell is that?
Speaker: What the fuck? There you go. Goober grape. I think it's Gilbert. There you go. I mean. Goober grape. Who the fuck is Goober grape? Ain't that Gilbert? And that's the guy at Leonardo DiCaprio played with. That was he played Arnie. Oh. Oh, yeah. Gilbert was his brother.
Speaker: No. Goober. Goober grape. Goober grape was that was was a jelly. That's what I thought. I think it was the why are they saving the world? I'm trying to. Yeah. Yeah. Give us some insight on their golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf.
Speaker: And besides, grape jelly's gross. Oh! Okay, that brings me to my next question. If you're making a PB &J, what are you your go -to jelly? Like, go -to? Yeah, like, if you're in a store, you're going to make PB &J when you get home. You have all the jellies in the world in front of you. What are you picking? Apple butter. Really? Oh, I love apple butter.
Speaker: That's not a jelly, that's a butter. That's more like a jam. Okay, well, I'm... It's called apple butter. It's the same goddamn area, and you don't know what apple butter is? I know, I know. I'm just saying, it's technically a butter, because it has butter in the name, but... It was technically a fucking jam. Yeah, jam and jelly basically the same thing, but I'm going strawberry. What's the difference between jam and jelly, or Jeff? Let's Google that shit.
Speaker: I can't jelly this dick in your ass. I walked into that one, son of a bitch. The only reason you got me on that is because Kevin said you're bothering me trying to get me to use my phone. Shmuckers. Shmuckers. Will it taste so good? It's got to be good. What is that? I want to see what apple butter is. It's not butter. I can't believe it's not butter.
Speaker: thank you golf jelly and jam are the same thing but i can't jelly my dick and you said they are not the same they are the same well they're not what is the difference between jelly and jam jelly and jam are not the same thing no jelly is jelly is more more chunky more of like a jello consistent with with jam that's what jam is
Speaker: Yes, because I listen to Ruth Ball. Jim has more of a smoother consistency. It's easier to spread. Wow. Okay. Yeah, they're not the same. And apple butter is a different amount of blending. Yeah, sure. Okay. So if I put it in a blender, if I put one in the blender, I become the other. Well, I mean,
Speaker: I wouldn't recommend it but well, I don't know. I wouldn't want to clean it up. I'd be willing to try it and have kids do dishes. Is apple butter a jam or jelly apple jam?
Speaker: It's like apple butter in that it features apples cooked down over a long period of time. However, apple jam is thinner and consistency lighter in color and often includes bits of fruit. Whereas apple butter is thicker and darker in color thanks to the caramelization. So, yeah, I mean, they're kind of similar. They cook the apples first. Yeah, it's it's but apple butter and apple jam. But no, I mean, that's my go to. I love apple butter. I you know, and I grew up.
Speaker: 10 minutes from Amish country. Right. Not to mention the fact that 98 % of my neighbors were Amish. Yeah, you're a stick in any direction. Yeah. So, you know, I got like good Amish food growing up and plus, you know, and everything like that. That motherfucker's gonna make some pies, boy. Yeah.
Speaker: different amount of blending. Jeff will fight to the you know, he will. He will die. I will. I will. Every time. Here's my thing. Here's the same thing. He doesn't matter what he he's he's like a liberal golf. It doesn't matter how much you bring to the table. He's going to argue. Don't bump me into that group. Listen here. Here's my order. But like drinking mother.
Speaker: Now, Joe Biden, Bud Light, Jerry motherfucking piece of shit. But what are your thoughts on grape flavor? Oh, what? Grape jelly or jam or whatever. An actual grape jelly or our definition of grape? No, actually, actually Smuckers. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, I'm not I'm not a grape guy. I don't like grapes.
Speaker: If you go back to your question and you ask your question and you say jelly, specific jelly, name brand jelly. From Smuckers. From Smuckers. I'm always going to go strawberry. Yes. First and foremost, but I like the grape as well. I see. Now, my first choice will always be strawberry. Now, do they make a Goobers? Remember Goober was peanut butter and jelly mix. Yeah, it was the mix. Do they have a strawberry version?
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know because goober stronger. I'm sure they did the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They do. Okay. Yeah. They only have the great here and it pisses me off but Smucker's I mean Smucker's only has they got a lot of their their their two biggest things are great.
Speaker: strawberry. Grape and strawberry. Well, they got a mixed fruit. Oh, I forgot about the mixed fruit. Ooh. Oh, they do have like, oh yeah, they got, oh, they have apple jelly. Oh, they have apple jelly. Apricot preserves. Sweet orange marmalade. Lady marmalade. What's the difference between marmalade and jam? Huh? What's the difference between marmalade and jam? I think marmalade is more of like a syrup.
Speaker: No. Milly? Yeah, let's see. I'm just kind of trying to put them in categories, like smoothness plus sugar, jam, chopped. Okay, so jelly is fruit juice plus sugar. Again, like I said, Jell -O. Yeah, basically Jell -O. Jam is topped or pureed fruit.
Speaker: So, that's where your apple butter comes in. Marmalade is whole citrus either chopped or left intact plus sugar. So, it is like a syrup. Yeah, I guess. It's like a syrup. Actually, oh wow, that's a nice actual. Okay, okay. So, jam is like a puree and there might be some chunks of fruit in it. Jelly is like jello.
Speaker: Marmalade is, I guess, looks like a... It's kind of a mix between the two, right? Yeah, it is. And then the butter is just... It's mashed. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a... Yeah, you put it through like a food processor. Yeah. Okay. See, I didn't know that.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't know why you argue with me. I know these things. Oh my God. I have to fact check myself to prove myself to you. No, but here's the thing. I'm 42 years old. I didn't know the difference between the three because when you go to like, let's say Denny's and they give you the little listen to the fucking, when it comes to food, God, God, provincial listen to the fat guy. He doesn't watch porn. He watches the food network and jerks off.
Speaker: Don't judge me. Hey, I found something the other day. I'm going to send you. I might have sent it to you already on TikTok. The breakfast lasagna. Have you seen that? Yeah, you did send it to me, but Nikki sent it to me before. Nikki sends me a lot of food last night. I am so going to fucking make that. But this dude used like four pounds of bacon. Like it had to be a gallon of of fucking pancake batter.
Speaker: sausage links and eggs and then threw it in the fucking oven and it looked amazing. What the fuck? Kevin just stole my Coke, little shit. Get his ass! I'm about to. These kids are driving me nuts. I want to see what flavors, because I'm still on this question that's going to ask. And I'm looking at schmuckers.
Speaker: How many flavors do they have? Well, they've got fruit spreads and butters and gallons and jams and preserves. And we didn't even cover preserves yet. What are preserves? Is that like what grandma used to do? Yeah. When you can't, when you can them. Okay. When they make their net, like they make a natural sugar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, I'm trying to, um,
Speaker: I want to see. There we go. So they have in jelly flavors. Now we were talking about grape and strawberry. You know, those are the most commonly known, right? They have Apple mixed fruit, which I may have to change my mind on the strawberry because that fixed net mixed fruit is amazing. You get that. You see that a lot at Bob Evans and those little packets that they put on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh my god. That's the only four flavors that they're showing in jelly. The strawberry, Concord grape, apple, and mixed fruit. Huh. I don't know what apple tastes like. I've never had apple jelly. So I'm going to have to go with mixed fruit, strawberry, and then grape would be my top three. Chris, I bet you the apple tastes like apples.
Speaker: You know what I mean, because the strawberry doesn't actually taste like if I take a bite out of a fucking straw. Jeff, I can't understand. You're like, I wonder what the apple tastes like. You ain't fucking shit. You literally, I wonder what apple tastes like. No, but I know what you mean.
Speaker: if it tastes like real, like you're biting out of a Granny Smith, or is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or is it like, or is it just like an apple flavoring? Because it is jelly. So it's not like real fruit. It's literally, it's literally a fucking magic.
Speaker: I don't like anything about chick -fil -a. Chick -fil -a is extremely overrated. Their bread is soggy. Their chicken is unseasoned. A bunch of fucking Christian -ass white people invented chick -fil -a. And the white people, y 'all fucking chick it up! No, fuck that. Golf, I'm gonna disagree because KFC's jelly that comes in a package that you get with their biscuits, boy, that's good shit.
Speaker: But yes, yes, go walk way to send us on a tangent. Yeah, thanks a lot. One goober grape comment. Dropping them fucking grenades, man. That's why I come back. You fuckers go with the flow. And I like how everybody's adopting fuckers instead of fucker.
Speaker: It's a whole **** tangent. If you imagine if you would have sent me down this road by myself, it would have been just as good. I just wouldn't have had to. I wouldn't have had to fact check myself like Jeff made me do. Well, no, a bit. It's it's a curiosity thing like I did not, you know, I always thought it was just a fancy way of calling it jelly. Hmm. It's a. Fucking. Yeah. Plus, plus, you know, growing up
Speaker: you know, I got to see a lot of this stuff, you know, as it was being butter, you have an Amish butter where they actually turn it. Damn.
Speaker: You would be a hell of a butter churner. I'm just saying. You have no idea. No, I have plenty of idea. You churned a lot of butter in class, if you know what I mean. You were a double churner sometimes. Tony, what is your, what is your go -to if you're making a PB with Jay? What's your flavor of jelly preserved or jam?
Speaker: Tony, Jeff, did you even have to ask? Really? Grape, yes. I'm not a grape. There's nothing wrong with grape, man. I think grape is a good backup. Bro, you literally just ate at a buffet. Why are you in the microwave? It's not the microwave.
Speaker: That's why his camera's off. You don't know he's eating. This motherfucker eats all the time. I don't want to be fat shamed again. Tony, Tony, I have a question. What is your food bill each month? What's my what? Your food bill.
Speaker: A month? Yeah. Strawberry is absolutely the winner, I think, in this conversation. I think so, too. I think as far as jelly goes, strawberry is 100 % the winner. I could do $1 ,000 a month in groceries. No, but you never cook. You're always going out. Every time I've seen you, you order a Dordash or your food. Let's just go. Let's just dinner. I'll cook breakfast.
Speaker: I'll I'll go spend a thousand dollars on groceries in a week and then I'll order out like four times a week But it's easy for me Jeff Jeff you have to remember he only gets to eat three times a week. I know He's only allowed to eat when we do the show If he doesn't show up for a show he's fucked
Speaker: that's that's what keeps him coming back. He's like, oh, I gotta do the show so I can eat something. Yeah. But yeah, no, like I said, I think I think even if we put a poll up like on social media, which I've made sure you're trying to do. Let me forget to do that. I may try to do that tonight or probably tomorrow.
Speaker: throw a pull up on social media and just put it out there just between Smucker's grape and strawberry and see which one wins. Yeah. See which ones went to see which ones wins, which one wins. Even golf said strawberry Tony here that I've been out. I don't have any, I don't, I don't, I'm not throwing any shade on, on, on grape jelly. I like grape jelly, but strawberry is my number one go -to. The thing is like when I was a kid, my mom always bought great because my sister's like great.
Speaker: And I hated it after, after a while, it just got, uh, and, and I've never bought grape in my life. But, but here's the thing. And let's be a hundred percent honest. Let's be a hundred percent real. It doesn't taste like grape and it doesn't taste like strawberry. No, it doesn't, but the strawberry does taste better. It's just, it doesn't taste at all.
Speaker: has a taste, but it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's like, uh, it's very artificial tasting. Yeah. Like, like, like, you know, if you go buy, if you go buy packets of Kool -Aid, here we go. We're going to have this conversation, but let me, let me get my phone out here real quick. If you, if you go buy, if you go buy,
Speaker: you can find it all kind of taste the **** same. Yeah. Yeah. When it comes down to it, when it comes to Kool -Aid and stuff like that, II like, I like, I basically, it's a pound of sugar per packet of Kool -Aid because uh I'm not
Speaker: I like sugar. I basically pour the packet right into the pound of sugar. I'll never have two things to go together. You got Kool -Aid and no sugar. No, okay, that's a good question. How much sugar do you guys put in your Kool -Aid?
Speaker: I put what the directions say. You lie like a fucking broke dick you all got to rub. Just take a pound, a bag of sugar, pour it under water, call it a day. I agree. Nobody in there put the packet of Collette. I don't know what I don't know what it says, how many you're supposed to put it but I double what it says.
Speaker: don't even know what it says. Yeah, I have no idea what it says but I double it and it's in its spot on. I can't put in sugar until I can just taste the sugar. Until you taste it and all your fucking teeth fall out. Yeah, I want that too. Uh that's how I make my sweet tea. See, I made my sweet tea the same way you make your. Yeah. Uh when it comes back to the peanut butter jelly thing,
Speaker: I prefer crunchy. Actually, I do like actually like it with nuts. I actually if I could throw a little monkey wrench in the plan and a little caveat. I'm a big fan of cashew butter crunchy. I've never had.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I love crunchy peanut butter is my go to, but I love cashews. And when I lived down in Charleston, we started going to like the hippie vegan left wing stores and you can, you blend your own.
Speaker: whether you want peanut butter, cashew, pistachio, walnut. Peter Pan Creamies, that's Peter Pan's good brand. They don't sell it here, unfortunately. I prefer Crunchy, but go fuck you ain't wrong. That Peter Pan Creamy, that's a shit, that's a shit right there. Yeah, it is. My mom used to find it, I don't know where she used to find it, but she used to find it in a gallon bucket.
Speaker: That's called Costco. No, no, no. I'm talking the 80s dude. I know for a fact in my mom's house, there's a yellow container. Oh, like the, like the, like the, like the tin, the metal tin. It was a plastic bucket.
Speaker: because we used to use it to, you know, make sand castles with. And it said Peter Pan on it. And it was a peanut butter jar. She shopped it. She shopped at the place where the schools got, got shipped for the, for the cafeteria. All I know is it took us like a year. Now that Peter, that Peter Pan, that Peter Pan creamy ain't no fucking, that's the goddamn truth. That's good stuff. That's the fucking truth. All day long. Now I do like.
Speaker: Now I do like the, uh, Jeff crunchy is my favorite, but they got one here. They got a Jeff here. It's roasted crunchy. So they roast the peanuts. Then they crush them. Well, yeah. Well, and that's, and that's how it was at, um, what was it called earth fair? I think it was earth fair or something like that. They had all, they had, they had all of that. When you walked in there, everything was all.
Speaker: don't want to be fresh or organic. Whatever. Yeah. Seven times more than it cost at a regular grocery store. Put it back. But when you went over to the, you know, the the the nuts section and stuff and like with the candies and stuff like that, you bought it by the pound. It is what it is, Tony. It was all the nuts, man. including these. They're going to be
Speaker: But you bought them by the pound, but there was also the machine that you could make your own butter out of, you know, so whatever, whether, like I said, whether it was almonds or cashews or peanuts or
Speaker: pistachios or whatever, you can make your own butter. And you know what? I was never mad at the fact that I would spend 18 bucks on a pound of cashew crunchy peanut butter or cashew butter. I was never mad at it because that shit was amazing.
Speaker: but if anybody used it all, you'd fucking kill them. Well, nobody, nobody liked it but me. You know, the kids were all, and the girls were younger. Cash was just a baby when I lived in Charleston. You gotta remember, right? We moved up here when cash was four, five. Oh, okay. That makes sense. And the girls didn't like cashew butter. They, you know, but at the same time, I also, I also threatened to kill motherfuckers if, if somebody went and bought peanut butter at our fair for $20 goddamn dollars. When you could have went to Publix,
Speaker: and got 17 pounds of peanut butter for three bucks. Right. Yeah. Back in the late 80s, we got that government peanut butter with the yeah.
Speaker: I know exactly what you're talking about golf. Because when I was younger, and when I lived with my mom, we got all she had all that government, welfare, food stamps, all that shit. You get that out that that monthly government cheese and peanut butter. Watch your whole mouth. Fuck now I want to fucking
Speaker: I don't have a party. Golf talk could be 100 % honest with you. I don't belong to a party. Now, I want a peanut butter jelly sandwich. Damn it. Okay. Speaking of the sandwiches. Okay. Damn it. Outside of jelly. No, it's your bad time. If you made a peanut butter sandwich, what other items of food would you put with said peanut butter sandwich?
Speaker: or do you? I don't. Peanut butter and banana sandwich. Nope. I'm out. Good. You got to try it. Do you want to call? No, no. I don't like bananas in the first place. No. Well, oh, okay. Well, you want to, you want to get fucked up. You know what my favorite type of sandwich is? Um, and this, and this, and this is 100 % growing up.
Speaker: in the projects with welfare, everything, and just trying to find something to fill my belly up. Because when I was younger, there was a lot of times where I didn't know when I was going to have my next meal or not. And I started making, I wasn't much older than cash at this point. I might've been around the same age as cash, maybe a little bit younger.
Speaker: but I started making peanut butter and tomato sandwiches. And to this day, as a as a 20 almost two year old man, 41. I love me a peanut butter and tomato sandwich. I will fucking eat them bitches like like they're going out of style. They never were in style. But ladies and gentlemen, if you're hearing this, don't don't don't don't hate on it until you don't knock it until you try it.
Speaker: I'm not going to try it anytime soon. If you like tomatoes and you like peanut butters, it is, it is a perfect fucking combination. You know, it sounds really good. Fried green tomatoes. And you know what, Jeff, I don't want to hear shit from you because you were literally eating jalapenos out of a can one night on this show. You ate like four cans of fucking jalapenos.
Speaker: Yeah, I paid for the next day, but they were. That's why she was in Europe for six months. Now you just answer my question. Appreciate it. His name was Pierre. That's why she was in Europe for six months. No, but like she's Mexican. Do you think jalapenos baller? She knows what they do to the body. That's nothing new to her. She's like, no, but like,
Speaker: Oh, he's the one who had to pay for it when his asshole was on fire the next day. Oh my God, I paid for it like you read about, Jesus. Every once in a while, I get the craving and I'll just, they're small cans, they're like half the size of a Coke can. It don't matter. And you just grab that shit with a fork, they got carrots and onions in there too. It's good shit. I'll just say it. If you like tomatoes, if you like peanut butter, go ahead and try the combination and you can thank Glick. Do you remember
Speaker: don't worry. Don't worry. Golf. You get that at your **** country club. Jesus. Don't don't worry. Golf. Tony loves himself a nice mayo sandwich too. Yeah, he does. Oh, we've seen that sandwich. You can't lie. smoking. I've seen that sandwich, bro. That was turkey breast and cheese with
Speaker: It's like a bacon bit style No, you know, it's you know, it's really good you take bread you toast it then you take regular butter go across and you mix cinnamon and sugar and Sprinkle it over top. That's awesome
Speaker: You know what Nikki, uh, you know, Nikki made last night. We were, we were hanging out on the porch and I was doing podcast stuff and she was doing some online training for work. And she found one of these video recipes, but it was a bagel, open it up, put it, uh, flat side down, crack an egg, drop an egg and inside of it, sprinkle cheese, bacon bits on top of it, put it in the air fire for 10 minutes or whatever. Right. Right. And then eat it like that.
Speaker: I'm out of it. Man. You take out of the store. Man. That **** was so and and I like and I like dippy eggs. Right. She doesn't like dippy eggs. So, she she broke the yoke for all those. Yeah, she she broke the yoke when she when she when she put it in there but she didn't break the yoke on mine. They're dippy eggs, man. I like to get the **** blood so I can stop it up.
Speaker: Yes, that's a real man shit. No, but like they sell they sell. What the fuck did she use? What's the bread? She is the bagel bagel. Thank you. Jesus Christ. Words keep my mind. But they sell bagels here with cheese already on them on both sides. Yeah, we have those here. It's like subway when you get the Italian herbs and cheese bread.
Speaker: And basically I could do that tomorrow. I wouldn't have to do nothing but get the bagels. No, it's, it's super, it's super easy. It's super fast. And like I said, you just take the bagel, you pull it apart. You use one side, you put it flat bottom down, drop the egg in there, sprinkle cheese, bacon bits, throw it in the air fire for five or 10 minutes. I don't know how long it had to be. The British do that. The British do that. It's called, uh, eggs in a basket.
Speaker: but regular piece of bread. She has, you know, the Hawaiian rolls. Tony, you might be a little bit more familiar with them. Yeah, I know what a Hawaiian roll is. A sweet Hawaiian roll. That was what, that was the bagel she has. Now my bagels that I had were the cinnamon raisin.
Speaker: And I said, go ahead and use mine. And she's like, you really think it'll be good with cinnamon and raisin bagel? And I'm like, it's no different than me going and getting a bagel sandwich with egg, sausage, cheese, and I use the cinnamon and raisin for the sandwich. It's the same thing. Man, that shit was so fucking good last night. Boy.
Speaker: And it was a quick, easy steak. We, we both had a, we both had a half. And I was like, she was like, I could probably eat another half. Could you? And I was like, I can eat another whole ass bagel. I'm just saying, you know, if you want to make me both sides, I'd be perfectly happy with that. But they were good. Yeah. Well, see in Britain, they take, they take a regular piece of bread.
Speaker: and you take a glass similar to like this. Yeah. You cut a hole in it. Yeah. We do it here in the States too. Yeah, but it's more common in anyways, but that's fucking. Is it? I don't know. Is it? I don't know. Yeah. You're just speaking out of your ass. First time I ever. No, no, no. The first time I ever saw it was V for Vendetta.
Speaker: That's an old -school camping trick, dude. They ain't never gone camping. Yeah, but we ate fish. When we went camping, when I was a kid, when we went camping, you ate what you caught. You didn't catch anything, you don't eat anything. Oh, Jesus Christ. Wow, you ain't kidding.
Speaker: That was my dad. We always, anytime we went camping, man, we, yeah, we would fish, but we took like breakfast stuff and, and, and, and lunch, meat and shit. I'm not kidding. Yeah. No, that, that, that, that whole ass, if you want to eat, you're going to catch it or kill. Shut up. Nobody does that. If you do it, you're retarded. Everybody takes food with them when they go camping. And when I would go camping with the Boy Scouts.
Speaker: Do you take turns on who cooked meals? Yeah. When it was in Boy Scouts. And of course they'd bring everything, but we, we would. If you were the Boy Scouts, when you were like 35, I was trying to look for almost an evil Eagle Scout. I would have become an Eagle Scout if I wouldn't have joined the Navy. Yeah. Then you couldn't survive in the woods for a week. How do you think money on it? Please.
Speaker: I put money on it. Please. Naked and afraid, you're dead in two days. Fuck that. I'm coming out with a bear skin rug the whole nine yards. The bear's coming out with a Jeff skin rug. I don't think so.
Speaker: You've seen that. You've seen that movie. You've seen that scene in that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio and the bear. I saw it in that movie. Jeff, that's going to be you. You're going to get prison great by a bear. You're going to be back at the cabin in the shower like in the crying game. Go on. Roast beef.
Speaker: They got that nice medium rare, still bloody in the package. Perfect. It depends for lunch. Well, see, I, oddly enough, I only eat like once a day. I don't eat breakfast unless I go to IHOP. And usually that's about noon, but it kind of depends on what I'm going to move for. But favorite breakfast food is always a good meal. Every day. What's your favorite lunch meat of all time? Lunch meat. I thought he said lunch meal.
Speaker: there's a there's a disgusting human being. Hey, liver and onions ain't bad. I ain't mad. I love liver and onions. Get the **** out. Well, good morning. sandwiches.
Speaker: I love living man. My mom, my mom used to make liver and onions and then she'd salt taste of mushrooms in that liver and onions. I haven't had liver and onions in years. My aunt, my aunt passed away. You don't have to eat it. You don't have to cook it. I'll cook it. I'll cook it. The man knows how to cook. That's good stuff. That's good for you. Yeah. Yeah. The man knows how to cook.
Speaker: You know that you've been requesting my survive. He survived 26 years before you. I survived 21 years before. What have I given you? I don't have your fucking conscience here. Give me a cricket over here. Tell her this motherfucker. Never make you have a sandwich. I keep telling her and I keep telling everybody I'm only 21 going on 22 and she's a cougar. She's my little cougar.
Speaker: you know, especially when she introduces me to our friends. Lord, help me. Tony says that. Honey, the lord would buy you. Thank you very much. I got I got carded. I got carded today at the grocery store and I bought my beer and her wine and I was like, oh, I can't believe they're, oh, well, I guess I am only twenty -one. I used to get a reason they carved me.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: How many did you have last night? How many did you have last night? I got four or two. Bottles. Four bottles of beer. Four bottles of wine. Two. No, no, no, no, no, no. We were
Speaker: Um, no, we were, we were, yeah, we were drinking beer last night. Um, how cool is that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. We, we have those in here. Fucking good. Take cash like this. Tell me what's your favorite lunch meat of all time? Cracked up into the brush. What? It's a dog meat sandwich.
Speaker: Machi cheese sandwich. No, uh, I like Jason and I'm gonna be like, you know, like regular lunch me like deli style lunch me That's not bad I'm mad at that like I'm so fucking spoiled I'm so goddamn spoiled man. I
Speaker: That's the lunch with the choice. I really do ham. I'll do turkey. I've been on it for the past year. I need to take a break from it. I mean, I can't, I can't get like Amish. I don't, I don't have a lot of Amish delis around me anymore. That shit, that shit ruined me because I'm sorry. Amish food is the best food on the goddamn plate. Them Dutch motherfuckers know how to make shit.
Speaker: And, and like they, there's no preservatives, there's no additives. But I've really got spoiled by a boar's head. Boar's head has some of the best damn turkey, ham, roast beef, you know, you name it. They've got a phenomenal oven roasted turkey.
Speaker: that, oh my God, you compare that shit with anything. You compare that with anything. And when I lived in Charleston, I used to go to Publix. When I would go to my Publix, they used to hook me up because I was their working guy.
Speaker: Um, Oregon has the, the, the, the contracts with Publix nationwide. Well, you know, Publix is a Southern region store. So like Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, you know, kind of that for that Southern region, much like Piggly Wiggly, the Southern thing. Tony, what was the name of that? That Turkey got again. Golf wants to know.
Speaker: I know what he's talking about. Borsett has one. I ain't mad at that. So they would hook me up at Publix. Man, I've gotten spoiled off that damn Borsett, man. That's so goddamn good. And and Kroger carries it.
Speaker: But that oven roasted turkey that Bors had had, you can pair it with any other lunch meat, deli out or deli meat out there, sliced deli meat or whatever you want to call it. And it's perfect. Sometimes like if you make like a ham and turkey sandwich, like either the turkey or the ham, one of them will overpower the other. Right, right. That oven roasted turkey is just
Speaker: spot -on man. Costco sells a package. It's three types of hams. One of them is a honey baked ham, one is a turkey, and one is a another kind of ham. The problem is the package is not cheap, but you put all three on one sandwich?
Speaker: Tony, you're very loud, sir. Thank you. Background noise. Background noise, as Coachy says. Fucking concert for children. Orson is the Shampagna of Lunch Me. You know what, I gotta agree with you, man.
Speaker: I really do and my ass got spoiled when I lived out in Charleston. I got straight up spoiled on Boar's Head and now it's like nothing compares to it. I'm sorry. I mean, they're still good. They're still good lunch meat out there. It's not like I'm a Boar's Head snob and I'll only eat Boar's Head. But if I can get Boar's Head over anything else, I'm getting Boar's Head every damn time. Like if Boar's Head is on sale at Kroger's, when I go to Kroger's, I'm getting Boar's Head.
Speaker: If it's not on sale, you know, what's it run? What's it run a pound? Uh, the board said roast beef is like anywhere from seven to $9 a pound. That's not cheap. But you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you save. Okay. Okay. A follow -up question. Yeah. Tony didn't get in on this. Follow -up question. How do you like your deli meat slice? Thin slice, medium slice.
Speaker: not much of a preference on either one because I can deal with it out of the way. Um now when you want to cook it, that's different. You gotta have it thick if you want to cook it. Right. You prefer to have it thick if you're going to cook it. Some people want to thin cook. There was thin, thinned and bacon. Mm hmm. So, yeah, I usually get mine about bacon thin because basically what I do is I put like four or five pieces on one piece on on one sandwich. Well, and that's the good thing about borscht.
Speaker: You see, I buy I buy the and I buy a honey mustard that'll knock your socks off. Oh, I love honey mustard. I don't buy I don't buy like a loaf of bread to make sandwiches on. I buy the sub buns like six inch sub buns. Right. But I get I get my my roast beef thin cut.
Speaker: So when I get a pound of it, yeah, I'm paying 79 bucks for a pound of it. What you're getting a shit ton, but I'm getting a fuck ton of it. And I'm the same way. I'm putting four or five slices on it. Now, like my Turkey, uh, my ham, um, you know, about the only other two lunch meats that I really eat. Uh, I'm getting those a nice in between thin and medium, like a medium.
Speaker: I would tell you the number on the on the meat slicer, but that would make that would make mean nothing to you. Yeah, exactly. I used to work in a deli, so I know that. My maximum thickness is a millimeter thick. I don't know why Tony's so mad tonight. I don't know what he's so frustrated for. Why is Mike hungry? What he's got? Jason's got Jason. I've got some shit going on over here. Y 'all don't know about so I'm just keeping myself quiet.
Speaker: I do. You put yourself in that situation. See, there you go with your shit. You don't even know what I'm talking about. That's okay. I don't have to know what you're talking about. I know you, Tony D. I halfway give you that. **** you for the rest of it. Take your cape off. Take your cape off, bro. That way you're not super mad.
Speaker: No, but like when I make a sandwich, I don't make very many sandwiches anymore because especially like we, we go out for like every meal because we can go, we went yesterday, we went and got, uh, there's a, there's a little hole in the wall, little restaurant, and they make amazing sandwiches. They, they use, um, Shredded steak. Yeah. And it's their little cubes.
Speaker: with lettuce, tomato, and then you put a little spice on it. And the bread is like, it's almost flaky. And then the kids get panuchos, which are basically hard. They're dollar size, silver dollar size tortillas that are almost like a tortilla chip thick style. And then there's lettuce and shredded. Oh, that's good stuff.
Speaker: But I can get out of there, I can get out of there with all four of us eating for under 25 bucks. That's not bad. But they don't take card, I have to go get cash. Yeah, no, I don't eat a lot. I go through these weird phases and it's just like,
Speaker: I'll get up one day and be like, man, I just want to go get a bunch of deli meat and cheese and some fresh veggies because when I make my sandwiches, you know, ham on it, you know, I put cucumbers, I put green peppers, I put tomato, you know, like, like I do the same thing, but when, when every once in a while I get the mood for a salad. Oh, I love being a salad. And I'll follow up question. Yeah. Follow up question. The gold pox favorite lunch meat of all time.
Speaker: before he gets to it. I might've stolen his thunder. To go with your deli with your lunch meat, what's your favorite cheese? American. Oh, really? I gotta go with a nice cheddar. I go with a cheddar, or I'll go with a jalapeno jack, or even on the occasion, I'll go with a Montego, which is like a Swiss. When I make my roast beef sandwich,
Speaker: I like a good Colby Jack and Provolone. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Not Provolone, Swiss. Okay, yeah. I get a nice Colby Jack and a nice Swiss on my roast beef sandwich. Oh, tremendous.
Speaker: I can't just, I've seen my dad come home with a big cube, a big block of Colby Jack and just sit there with a block of milk and eat it, shit. I can't do that shit. No, my grandfather, my grandpa Glick, my dad's dad was a Colby Jack guy. He always had a block of Colby Jack in his refrigerator. And to this day, I will get me a block of Colby Jack
Speaker: and a box of club crackers, best crackers on the planet, them goddamn club crackers. And I'll take a knife, my pocket knife, nine times out of 10. That's what dad would do. Dad would go to the store on his way home, pick up a big old block of Colby Jack, pull out his pocket knife, pull out his fucking Leatherman. Yeah. And with a giant glass of milk. Yep. And I'm watching this at like 10, 12 years old going, I wouldn't shit for a month.
Speaker: I was just getting into the city. No, I I getting checked into our hotels and stuff. I
Speaker: No, that's one of my favorite freaking snacks, man. I can't do it. Colby Jack cheese with some club crackers, man. And I'll take slices off and just eat them, man. Pepper Jack's the bomb. I'll eat a whole ass box and a whole block of Colby Jack cheese in one sitting. And you don't shit for a month. Well, that's beside the point. All right, James, don't need to be rude. What's going on, man? First time here. How you doing, brother? How you doing, sir? I'm doing all right. Nice to have you.
Speaker: but I'm not in Annenberg anymore. We just drove about, I would say nine, 10 hours. Oh shit. Over to past lock monster. Did you see the walk this monster? No, I didn't see the locks this monster, but the water was like, dude, half an hour drive through that whole stretch at the drive. It's about 25 miles. Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker: and took us about a minute there. It's pretty big up there at Loch Ness. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, everybody says Loch Ness is not that big. I would probably have to go diving into it to go see if there's one in there. But hey, better you than me. You know, James, I'm with you, man. I would love it. I would love to go up there and dive in the water. Yeah, the weather was nice. Everything was nice.
Speaker: How was the scenery? Well, I mean, cause I've only seen, obviously I've never. We saw some mountains and then we went into some places because it's summer. Most of the water area will melt it and there was not much waters. It's like shallow waters and stuff like that. River that was running really fast. Those were like very shallow. Usually it's rised up and it's like running pretty fast and stuff. So it's kind of cool. Most of my stuff, uh, videos and stuff like that are on my Insta so you can see all what I've seen today.
Speaker: I don't know on the Insta, did I post it? So it's mr .twix, if anybody wants to go see Twix, T -W -I -X -X -Z. Yeah, we'll check that out. Give me my phone. We're going to do more sightseeing tomorrow on the way back. So we're staying one night here and then heading back. Tony talked about Jason wanting to go see Spider -Man. Kevin's actually watching it on my phone.
Speaker: on that website. Oh, nice. I could pull up, but he wants to go to theaters. I want to see that new Little Mermaid movie. Really? Yeah. Tony? Yeah, well, Tony's not into the Disney princesses, so. We had that discussion on that. Well, as much as I could. No, I get that. And the song from there, actually, I played in my jazz band that I was in. Oh, nice.
Speaker: And we had a vocalist and everything too and they sang and we played. I played percussion. It was actually a senior band that I played for because I was so good that they actually asked me to come play for them. I got awards in music and everything. Nice. Yeah, I was actually...
Speaker: I do music and broadcasting. I was actually talking to Nikki. I mean, you know, her Nikki is my girlfriend last night about you. I was telling her you were, you were big into music and I didn't, I didn't know you were a musician. I thought you were just like a music guy and in that industry, but that's awesome. I do live sound for big bands and stuff. I DJ clubs.
Speaker: I go on tour with artists and DJing and doing sound. Oh, wow. Wow, way to make this feel like it. I also work with Grammy -winning artists, like recording soundtracks and stuff like that. I've also got nominated for an Oscar for a movie, an independent movie that I've actually done, that I've had a letter. Wow, I feel like such a slacker. That is so cool. I've done a lot of things in the industry.
Speaker: And you slum with us, man. I don't like to like, toot my own home and stuff, you know? That's why a lot of people don't know any of this thing because I don't go around just saying whatever. I'm just, you know, I like to be in the background and just help out and do whatever I can.
Speaker: I don't like to be in the limelight, but sometimes I'm put in the limelight. So, yeah, no, that's awesome. And that's, that's something to be proud of. And, you know, that's absolutely something to be. If I want a fucking Oscar. You can toot your own horn. I wish I wanted, but we didn't. But nominated, I mean, shit. Yeah, just the nomination. That was 2014.
Speaker: I worked side by side with Tom Cruise and everything doing his movie and stuff doing down sound design for that, you know, that's fucking awesome. I would absolutely I would be I would get a like a like a frickin air horn like on a semi truck talk about tooting my own horn. I got a super championship belt to goofballs and top five's 27 times and I never shut up about it.
Speaker: I was nominated for a goddamn Oscar. He's like, I don't want to make that belt really shrink, doesn't it? Yeah, you know, we're going to hide that motherfucker. Dude, if I had ever won an Oscar for anything, that fucking thing, every time I'm on screen, I'd be holding it. So what? Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah, this is my Oscar. That's insane.
Speaker: Yep. What movie was it that you were nominated for? Uh, it was called Work Weather Wife. It's a, uh, uh, foreign language movie that I did most of the, uh, most of the editing. So I did the Foley, I did, uh, dialogue editing and music was came from another country. So that was fine. And then I also remastered for surround sound for 5 .1 for the theater.
Speaker: Mix, I did it myself. So everything was done by myself. So you're like really smart. It took me about eight months to finish that home movie because we had to go a lot of back and forth because of the edits didn't fit my audio. So they had to recut again to fit the audio.
Speaker: And then we had to do ADR basically is basically a dialogue editing. So some of the audio did not come through for dialogue. So we had to rerecord dialogues and stuff, some of the things. Usually in a bigger production, you have different, different teams. You have the Foley team, you've got the dialogue editor team, and then you've got the music composers and stuff doing that, which I took all of this thing because I just found these guys off of Greg List.
Speaker: This was just random. I found these guests from nowhere and the director was from LA. I like fresh and he wanted to start and he didn't have a team of like sound people. I said, I'll take it under the wing and I'll help you guys. And we sent it to Oscar and we, out of a hundred nominees, we were one of them.
Speaker: Yes, Peter Piper fucked a pepper. This is the SG's edition. There's a lot of work. I work almost 15 to 20 hours a day for eight months straight. You can't also. That is something else. I mean, yeah, you know, kind of.
Speaker: piggyback on that comment. James, I feel like, and Tony, you can, you guys, I think I've been live with you before, but never on our platform or our show. So it's just kind of been going with the flow. So this is like the first time you're here. You're always in the chat. You're always showing love and we appreciate that. We love that. But now I'm just blown away because I didn't know all this stuff about you. I mean, you're a freaking
Speaker: I would say this kind of thing unless people ask me or anything like that. That's about it. Yeah, that's really cool and it's something to be proud of, man. Absolutely. I would have features made, dude. I was nominated for a fucking Oscar. Fuck you. I was nominated for an Oscar. What have you done, bitch? Exactly.
Speaker: You know, Chris and I are not very humble people, obviously, but but you obviously are. But holy shit. Now, what crime crew movie did you work on? Who me? Yeah. You said you worked on a Tom Cruise movie. Oh, that was Ghost Protocol. I was actually an extra. I was also an extra in the movie. I did a very last scene where he's chasing the guy. I don't know if you have seen the movie, but there's a guy who goes to India
Speaker: And he's chasing the guy with the trigger button for the, uh, if you guys seen the movie, uh, for the nuclear bomb that they were this thing. So he went to go get this guy and it was actually shot in Vancouver, the last scene. And they made it look like it's India. So they needed like people like myself. So they asked us all to come. So I went in there and a friend of mine.
Speaker: It's actually also a location sound person also. So I got hired by Skydance. I worked with Skydance now doing Foley sounds for them. And I decided I got to work on the sand scene. There's a scene where he goes to Dubai where he did the, the, the stun, the stun was real. There was not CGI'd, but one with the car, this thing that was CGI'd in front of a blue screen.
Speaker: So I had to design the whole car stuff and the sand stuff around it. That sounds like fun. So I got to do that. They send me the footage or whatever, and then they'll say, OK, this is what I need and blah, blah, blah. And then I do all that in that program. And then I send it back to them, and then they'll talk with it, do whatever they want to do, for the end portion of it. So I was able to talk to Tom Cruise over
Speaker: Not Zoom, it was a program with the program that I use. They have their own cloud calling system that they do between the artist and the director and stuff. So we can have like four or five people sitting in there. And we actually show them the actual footage and they'll say, okay, we don't like this or we don't like that and stuff like that. And we'll make changes. And if it doesn't completely, it doesn't work with the audio. We usually go back to the editor and get them to cut the picture again to fit the audio.
Speaker: I see. I gotta ask. I gotta ask. Tom Cruise can't be an ass. He can be. Yeah. That's what I'm going to ask. I know that. I was going to ask because I love Tom Cruise. I would hug him in the face. I love Tom Cruise. I love Tom Cruise. But in that scene that I was in, in that scene that was in at the end, he actually did the final stunt. But he had a stuntman come in just to get the cameras all angled out. So we did it four or five times just to get there. And he came out and did it.
Speaker: Yeah. In person, he came out actually and scouted everybody said hi to everybody. He actually came out and said hi to me. But when I was in desk working with him, he was just being an asshole. He didn't like this, didn't like that. You got to change this. You got to say, I'm like, fuck, you know, this took me forever to do. And you've been asked to like,
Speaker: And I think what a lot of people don't understand when they say Tom Cruise is an asshole, and Jeeves, I mean you work with the guy. This is only here saying kind of what you read in the newspaper. With these Mission Impossible movies, even with Maverick, but mainly with these Mission Impossible movies,
Speaker: 99 % of that money when he does these movies or whatever, is coming out of his pocket. Yeah, he is. Even the guy who mops up the set, he's paying that guy's paycheck. And it's all out of his pocket. He produces and directs the movies and stuff. The last one, he actually broke his leg.
Speaker: He broke his leg right here. When he jumped over, he missed falling in the proper way. And his legs went like this and snapped. I think he's got his face now. What's the most recent one that's coming out right now that happened, right? No, it was the one that just came out already. The fifth one. Yeah, the one that just came out. The one that just came out. Building to building? Building to building. He was chasing this guy.
Speaker: You can actually see him limping in there if you actually go back and watch it. You can see him limping after one this thing. He did not stop. He kept going on that one after he broke it. He didn't stop the scene and say, my legs broken. No, he kept going and finished the whole scene. And then they had to get medical help for him.
Speaker: Yeah, and that's the only thing about Tom Cruise that a lot of people don't know or don't understand. That man is pushing 60 years old, and he still does all his own stuff. Well, he's not himself. And they have a real son. They're not CGI. They're not whatever. Yeah, it's all real. Well, it's Jackie Tan, but he's not a douche about it. No. No, how do we know? Actually, he can be a bit douche about it.
Speaker: because he who Jackie he's like actually I've worked with Jackie Chan and he's wait wait is Jackie can I do it too? No, Jackie. I never worked with him or anything but from interviews that people had, you know, you know, he's been a nice guy. That's so cool. I never knew that about you Jeeves. I mean,
Speaker: So I work with Skydance and I do all these kind of movies and stuff like that. I can't speak about anything that's coming up. Now, have you ever been to Skywalker Ranch? Skywalker Ranch? Nope. No. Well, granted, that's international. Because where I live?
Speaker: where I live about maybe 20 minutes, they actually, the city of where I live, uh, build skydance, a soundstage for them in a settings. So they have their own area there that they do all the sound staging and the green skin stuff and everything. And most of the things you see in the movies where buildings are like blowing up and stuff is all done in front of a green screen or blue screen. Right. And then they see July into it.
Speaker: Like one of his, I don't know if it was was protocol or not. I can't remember where he was in Russia and the building blew up. That was done. That was done right in front of the green screen and CGI. Well, that's that's one of the things that, you know, talking about movies and whatnot. That's one of the things that, you know, I really like about Michael Bay. You know, Michael Bay did Transformers movies.
Speaker: He wants things to be as real as possible. So they literally bought a ghost town village in the desert for that one Transformers movie. I can't remember which one it was where they had scorpinox in the desert and everything like that. And they blew up. They literally blew up this entire fucking village for real. None of that was CGI outside of the Transformers, obviously. Wait, wait.
Speaker: lot of 80s and 90s movies. Don't spoil me. Tony. Tony thinks Transformers are real. Tony's away from the screen so he can't hear. A lot of the movies in the 80s and 90s.
Speaker: were all real stuff that people do. There was no CGI or anything like that. They had to really do stuff, even the Star Wars movies and stuff like that. They had to build all these miniature stuff and actually, you know, it was all real. There was no computers that back then, this thing after about maybe 92, when computer stuff started to come, they slowly CGI most things and then it became popular. In today's world, most of it's a CGI because the cost is cheap.
Speaker: And you can get it done in like no seconds. Because there's AI there, right? And you can take multiple stakes. If you were to do that real scene in real life, it would cost you like hundreds of dollars. Nowadays you can make it less and still make profit more than the cost of making it worse, you know? Back then it cost them like $50 ,000 or whatever. Now it doesn't cost $50 ,000 because it's all done.
Speaker: Yep. Exactly. It's all, it's all computer. It's like the barber margin is like up there, you know, so.
Speaker: Oh, Peter Piper, you are 100 % right. And that's a great cult classic. Killer Clouds from Outer Space. I love that. Yes, Killer Clouds. And that is a cult classic right there. That movie was absolutely ahead of its time for its effects. But I mean, there was a lot of movies. You know, you look back and Jeff, you and I have brought it up a lot on here. We've kind of chitchatted about it. We love Bruce Campbell.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, and the evil dead movies and shit. Damn it. George Ramirez. Yeah. Yes. With with Donna, the living dead, not a living dead. That man. That man was so far ahead of his time with effects and movie makeup and stuff like that. Where today, like you said, she was just a few minutes ago.
Speaker: You can just simply get on your computer and you can have the four of us in here right now. You can type in, you know, you hit five or six buttons and all of a sudden we're zombies on the set of The Walking Dead. They actually did real makeup.
Speaker: on these people then actually wearing them. Yeah. The walking dead did real makeup. I was just using it. Now, do you, do you worry about AI possibly, uh, being able to. Yes. As a cameraman, as, as a cameraman, we're, we probably will lose our job because if you saw the Oscars this year,
Speaker: We, like there was no cameraman in front of those people that was standing in the microphone. It was actually controlled by AI and that's tracking them through facial recognition. And it was missing. It really missed the focus a little bit because the AI wasn't tracking it. That's good enough. But there was people in the background, like, you know, switching the switchboards and stuff like that. But usually there's a camera guy standing there and he's moving stuff and focusing and stuff.
Speaker: They didn't have anybody there. I was just the machine doing all the work. I just saw something the other day, like some guy made an entire movie out of AI. And it got some some award, not like Oscar or anything. We're gonna lose a lot. To be honest, AI is gonna take over everything and we're gonna lose our job.
Speaker: I'm already feeling this already.
Speaker: where now they got plug -ins and stuff like that, just put it in there and it does it right. Yeah, not too long ago, about a week or two back, there was a cat on TikTok who blew up and everybody's paying attention to him now because this man literally made an entire Kanye West and Drake album. It was Kanye and Drake together.
Speaker: And it was all AI. But you listen to Kanye and or Drake, do their normal music and everything like that. And you cannot tell the difference between an album that some kid made on his laptop that put the two artists together and did a whole collaboration album.
Speaker: You know, and Tony, this is going to be more of our alley. Jeeves, I don't know where you fall, kind of what you listen to musically and stuff like that. But you remember how fucking hot and like how great the
Speaker: Jay Z and Lincoln Park album was when they went and they had to go into the studio and like, do some of that shit in the studio, they mix some of that shit together. Like that album was and I'm not the biggest Jay Z fan. I love Lincoln Park. I do like Jay Z and I appreciate what he's done for the rap, the rap game and the rap genre.
Speaker: But that album, man, that album was just, it was a classic album. I wasn't a big fan of the whole thing, but it had very huge reviews. And speaking of the AI album, they just redid it. They just did an AI album a big last month, which that's what I was like, okay, see, I'm not messing around with this. Yeah. Who am messing around with this? Yeah, they're actually teaching courses now for music producing using AI.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I use AI in my job all day. Even architectures and stuff like that, they use AI to even calculate whatever. In our industry, when we do live shows and we're putting up these speakers up, we actually have AI computer calculation to say, okay, we have this many people, this is our distance of the outdoor concert or the stadium or whatever, and actually make a calculation for us to put the speaker how we
Speaker: do it. And then we'll give it to the rigors and the rigors will go up and connect everything for us. Because we're not allowed to do it anything above nine feet. Technically, in any city, you're not allowed to you have to get a rigor to come out and hang speakers like things and all that stuff. We can make the trees and stuff. And we use computer programs. Even when I'm running computers, the lights and stuff I program all on computer using AI.
Speaker: to run the last thing. I just push a button and it does the sequence. I push another button and it does the sequence. And I program it all into my computer for each song or each whatever it is. And I just push each theme, that's it. And AI did it all in the computer, so. Yeah, that's wild. Peter said, imagine Coachella with Tupac now with AI and current CGI. Well, and here's the thing, you know, to kinda
Speaker: you know, elaborate more on that. A lot of these artists and older artists and artists who have unfortunately passed, who have sold their likeness and stuff like that, we've seen the Tupac holograms. We've seen the Johnny Cash and the Elvis holograms. He did Michael Jackson. Yeah, Michael Jackson. He did Michael Jackson with his album through the rhythm. And there was a song called Rhythm.
Speaker: or something it was called. And they actually did a performance of him in Holika. And it was like super real.
Speaker: Yeah, it's crazy the way it looks. And a lot of these artists or musicians and stuff, they're starting to, you know, as they start to phase out or whatever, or even when they're really hot and they're really popular, they're selling their likeness. So I mean, that that Tupac hologram, which I think was one of the first ones that kind of blew up. That shit was insane, because and that was that was several years back, how realistic that was. So for
Speaker: you know some some some of these young young kids that were not alive before Tupac was you know unfortunately passed or or some of us old heads who were alive and really liked Tupac you could go see Tupac in concert and that hologram is so realistic and so lifelike that I mean obviously yeah we know we're seeing a hologram but that's how they do Gorilla their concerts
Speaker: Yeah, that's all the holograms. And they've always been like that. Yeah, which is pretty cool. You know, I mean, there's real people behind it, but they don't show themselves. Well, nobody likes Kurt Cobain, Peter. Korkovain's story is like messed up. Kurt Cobain, you know, I hate Nirvana. I feel for the guy, but I hate Nirvana.
Speaker: I can appreciate. He was a hell of a shot. I'm just saying. I mean, I can appreciate Kurt Cobain's story, where he came from, what he went through, and the fact that they put that single -handedly Nirvana and Kurt Cobain put a whole brand new genre of music. I don't know if you want to, I guess you could say a genre of rock music
Speaker: on the map and created for musical fans in the grunge era. And without Nirvana, we probably wouldn't have Pearl Jam or Creed or Stone Temple Pilots or some of these other bands. Plus without Nirvana, the world would have never been introduced to the one and only
Speaker: the greatest of all time in my goddamn opinion. Beelzebub himself, Dave Grohl. Yeah, Dave Grohl is an awesome drummer. I love Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl can do no wrong, in my opinion. The man could be the second coming of Jesus Christ, and I would believe it. He was one of the guys who actually also brought back the tape machine. Even though we had computers going on, he still did an album using the tape machine only.
Speaker: Without the computer. And he had the same producer as Nirvana's. Same guy, I forgot his name. Had him come over and do the tape machine and they still did it. I like the sound of that album. I mean, I wasn't a big fan of the songs and stuff, but the way he was produced with the tape machine, it sounded very organic. Yeah, exactly. Instead of like digitalized.
Speaker: That was kind of cool. And he did it at his house too. He brought all the machines, the boards, everything in the tape machine, all of the house. And he recorded all in the house with his kids and wife being there. Yeah. And then Dave's one of those, and Dave Rose, one of those guys, he can play every instrument. So a lot of times when you're listening to a Foo Fighters album,
Speaker: or anything, you know, any of these other groups that has Dave Grohl on it. What a lot of people don't understand or what they don't know is when you're listening to a Foo Fighters album or you're listening to whatever,
Speaker: That album, that's Dave Grohl playing every instrument in the studio and then mixing it. They don't bring in the Foo Fighters to the studio. That's just Dave Grohl. The band is only there for the live shows and not to shit on the artists that they have in the Foo Fighters because each one of those gentlemen in their own right are amazing.
Speaker: And they are phenomenal musicians, but it just speaks volumes on Dave Grohl's talent. The fact that he can go into a studio, plays every instrument on the album, and then still sings all the songs. It just blows my mind. It's crazy being a music guy. And it's one of those reasons again, like I said, Dave Grohl can do no wrong in my opinion.
Speaker: The guy is he's one of the rest of what Chris said about sex dolls. What the hell Chris? Well, we don't But that's a good picture of him and he plays guitar he sings he's awesome drummer I'm a drummer drummer much fighters. I mean he was a drummer of Nirvana
Speaker: Yeah, he was he was a phenomenal. But Jeeves, don't go nowhere. Hang out with us. We're gonna take a real quick break. Mainly I need more beer and I have to piss, but. Oh God, why is this not Jeeves? You can slap Chris. I got another disturbed cover here.
Speaker: We're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be right back in a few minutes. We got Jeeves joining us tonight. First time on the big screen with your boys at nonsensical nonsense hanging out with us. All of you coming from Scotland. All the way from Scotland, ladies and gentlemen. What's going on in Scotland?
Speaker: Go ahead and enjoy this cover. I don't know. Again, I don't know. I'm sorry, whoever sings this, I'll figure it out and I'll shout you guys out Monday night, I promise. I downloaded this music Wednesday and I kind of had a mindset for my music when I downloaded it. And then as the show went on, I was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna play other stuff because Wednesday night was one of those nights where we were off the rails.
Speaker: So got another disturbed cover, 10 ,000 fists. We'll be back here a few minutes. Enjoy. We got chiefs in the building, Tony D's in the building. Oh, excuse me. Justin, the building.
Speaker: So,
Speaker: One more god can pay, when I know when I wonder, my heart will be considered a night. Considered a night. Johnson, Johnson, day went on and a world will party as a spirit of the night. I'm a spirit of the night, yeah.
Speaker: If this is the truth and walk away You will remember the night you were struck by the tide
Speaker: Power and restraint, out of the markets world we will deliver the night on, on, deliver the night on, on. There shall still be pain, this triumph of the soul made to share the night on, on, we'll make a share of the night, yeah, yeah. People can no longer cover their eyes. If this is the truth and walk away, you will remember the night you were
Speaker: Drop by!
Speaker: We are the ones who will love in your mind Live the weak that ought to be known We are the ones who will love in your mind Live the weak that ought to be known We are the ones who will love in your mind Live the weak that ought to be known People can no longer cover their eyes If this is the truth and walk away You will remember the night you had struck by the sky
Speaker: Ten thousand bits in the air! Ten thousand bits in the air! Not bad, I like that.
Speaker: They registered in front of management group every week for four months. It was the dumbest thing ever. If you're where I went, people would stare at me. One morning, I decided to lock myself if I wrote for the day to have a break for me. Welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense. Shut up Mark.
Speaker: Oh my gosh. Welcome back to Nonsense Will Nonsense everybody. Hopefully you enjoy the show. Hopefully maybe Jeeves will come back. That was really cool of him to come back or come up in here tonight. I've known the guy for a hot minute now and I didn't know all those things about him. Right?
Speaker: That was impressive as hell. Dude's a legitimate rock star, man. Sorry. Jeeves said, sorry, I have take of something at the hotel. Okay. But maybe he'll pop back up in here with us. That was really cool. Uh, thanks for coming in Jeeves. Hopefully you can come back. Um,
Speaker: kind of a, well, not kind of, but super impressive. And you should absolutely brag all the time, man. You've deserved it. You've earned it. 100%. Ah, but welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, everybody. We got Tony D in the building. We got Jeff hanging out with us as always. These guys are a little bit late. So you had to deal with me for an hour and some change alone, but that's okay because I'm fucking awesome. That's my man.
Speaker: I mean, I'm also the reason that people have never seen or heard or know anything about our show and think that we're a bunch of assholes as I've discovered in this last week. And I'm like, y 'all are a bunch of fucking losers hanging on a platform all day long. Talking shit about something that you don't know anything about.
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Speaker: don't worry about the ranch stuffing bots. Alright. I gotta I gotta keep my ranch safe and secure and sometimes you gotta buy sex robots to put the ranch up in. Alright. Hey. I have I got nothing on that. I'm but I'm definitely rubbing mine. Tony is scrumptious says
Speaker: Hey, well, hey, we might be losers, but at least we still got our never mind We all married we screwed. Well Tony's not married anymore. He's successfully divorced Just married but his wife prefers French or American
Speaker: And I have a girlfriend. It's just pretty goddamn awesome. I plan on marrying her. Maybe she'll probably not marry me. As long as you don't run out of drugs. She'll probably find a wish version of me. I don't know. That seems to be a trend.
Speaker: this one. No, this one really likes me. This one. This one thinks I hung the moon and I think the same of her. So, I see. So, she's retarded. Oh, okay. I get it. Wow. Hey, listen here, pal. Retards deserve love too, Jeff. Oh my god. I had to drop the rent. Check
Speaker: It's time for your medicine. I had to drop the rent check off today. The office is closed. So I pull in, you know, like I said, we spent the day at the beach and, you know, just kind of, you know, just having a day together. We spent the beach. We went and got lunch and everything else, a little late lunch, early dinner, whatever you want to call it. On the way back, we had to go to the grocery store. I had to.
Speaker: get beer and got her some wine and um uh got something to eat later on and um so in our complex here like you have the our word has entered the park
Speaker: but TD is taken so keep your pants on what girls here who has their pants on is TD taking or is TD not taking? That's the question. To be taken or not to be taken? Hmmm. Hmmm. Inquiring minds want to know. Hey, Nursey. How you doing? Jeffrey? What's up, Nursey? What's up, Sadie? How y 'all doing?
Speaker: does it send a letter to Canada who's it going to Canada it says dear Canada you hey Sadie's hi Sadie how you doing hey nursing how you doing um
Speaker: I think the answer to that question. Wow. Wow. Sadie, really? Oh, you got to slap us with the assholes. Wow. Yeah. I'll play it again, woman. No wonder you're Lenny's best friend. All makes sense now. The gloves have come off. We are assholes, Sadie. Cheers and thank you for finally
Speaker: What the hell was I talking about? I don't know. I don't know either. The question is Tony. Single or not single.
Speaker: Yeah, you want to answer that question? Because you ain't shit and you ain't doing shit. I'm fucking with you, Tony. Calm down. It's not all serious. Oh, and wildly serious. Ron Swanson, some kind of gag with that. Could you go to the beat store?
Speaker: by a case of training fluid and dumping down the drink. Like he does with the, the vegan bacon. Yeah. Well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you know this or not, but the unofficial official beer of nonsensical nonsense is Miller. Like you see the American flag down there. You see that all fine Pilsner beer, American flag wrapped around the can. You don't see any.
Speaker: any anhyzer push doing that what is what is what is what is the word Jeff there's no what is not on this can it's a um a uh a guy that thinks he's a girl that likes girls yeah cosplay girl there you go that's good training happy pride month y 'all
Speaker: I said, I said, I actually, I actually, I 100 % support LGBTQ. I have family and everything like that. I don't 100 % support it. I don't support the bullshit. I don't support the dumb shit. I agree. Everybody has a right to do what makes them happy. If I'm hurting you or someone else, I don't give them flying shit.
Speaker: But I'm also not going to have it shoved down my throat. Or that's not what you said the other night. Shut up, Chris. What we do in the privacy of our own homes is nothing to do with you. You snored twice, Jeff. I don't know what you want me to tell you. Just say it. I have something I'm going to personally ship to your house, golf. I'll keep it up. And it rhymes with,
Speaker: PBR stands for paid by retards.
Speaker: Hors owns Miller. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Every, every major corporation for the last umpteen years has gotten behind pride month. And there's nothing wrong with getting behind pride month. As, as, as I tell my bros in front of it, that you want to be worried. I knew he was going to say it, Jeff. I knew he was going to say it. As I told my broster, for those of you who don't know, my broster is transgender.
Speaker: as a trans female to male. And I love him. And I make sure that I try really hard to use the proper pronouns. Sometimes I slip, sometimes I make mistakes, but it is what it is. But I'm happy for him. I'm glad that he's happy in his own skin. But for 11 months of the year, this goofball
Speaker: really doesn't say a whole lot about the LGBTQ. And now all of a sudden that is Pride Month, he wants to fight everybody. Good. And I'm like, bitch, shut up. I agree. First and foremost, stop it. The struggle was never that big or that real for you. You just said, I'm lesbian. And then all of a sudden you said you're trans and everybody was like, okay. Got it. Cool. You know? All right. What about whatever.
Speaker: Blows your, well, no more. In the 80s and early 90s and big cities where they were literally targeting and beating up gays just out of fun. Or the gays that had to deal with being gay where everybody thought it was like a virus.
Speaker: Would it be torture or periodic? I'm 100 % behind. I'm one of the biggest, you know, and I joke and I make jokes about gay and lesbians and stuff like that. But I also feel like, you know, anybody I know, I have been personally affected more than anybody else that I've known in my life. I have family, I have friends,
Speaker: Um, my, my cousin was lesbian. I'm a lesbian. Um, uh, my ex mother -in -laws, they just celebrated, uh, 30 years together and they're both their fifth wedding anniversary. Shout out to gay marriage finally becoming legalized. Hell yeah. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker: And of all places, South Carolina was one of those first places. That's why they got married down in South Carolina, down in Charleston. Chris, we don't know what you are. Chris, I know what you did one night, and that's not very lesbian of you.
Speaker: I'm 100 % lesbian. Yeah. Would that make us part of the LGBTQ community? I'm also a vegetarian. Oh, I am too. Come on. Hey, shut up, Tony. We know you're a carnivore. We know you love the meat. You've said it several times, 24 -7, omnivore, alpha male. Tony loves the meat in his mouth.
Speaker: He loves those deep dives, too. Does being a lesbian help with your taxes? I don't know if it does. I'm fucking full on your life here. I'm far from dated. Just, man, I don't go that way. Hey. You're not gay, Tony. You're not hobo public, Tony. You're just pro pussy. I'm very pro pussy. You're like, Chris said, God damn it. Mike's totally duck. It's a date. It is a date. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: How do you like your state? Hey, once again, I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. I'm just saying. Be for pay. Gay for pay is not gay. That's right. We learned that in the porn industry. I'm a model. This motherfucker. I'm a man. What the hell? Moana? He's a Moana sexual. What were you saying, Tony? I was reading it and I caught myself. I stopped. I'm not repeating this shit.
Speaker: You see why I stopped at my water sexual. I'm a model in a sexual business. Take my own in my this motherfucker. Easy crunk. Oh shit. Tony's crunk. Tony put it away. I know stuff about stuff. Christopher Christopher technician.
Speaker: Over 10 years, buddy, we've been friends. You ain't fucking playing me. Mono -anosexual. Calm down, Moana. You're welcome. Anyways, I don't know how this took a turn for the worst. I had a whole ass conversation I wanted to have with you two gentlemen. Oh, I'm ready.
Speaker: Golf Hawk, look at it this way. Your 2023 prediction might be right. By 2030, by 2040, everybody's gonna be having sex with everybody at this point. I mean, basically, we already are. It's just gonna be normal. You're not gonna be able to walk through your car in the parking lot without having sex with a dude, a chick, a koala bear, and some guy who thinks he's a baby.
Speaker: or some chick who thinks she's a fucking cat and uses a litter box. I'm just saying. Chris is like, I'm like, shit, I forgot about that. I won't and I never will. I will never forget about that night, Chris.
Speaker: so mono and we're not confusing if you're anything just based off of your name mono annual session where I rub one out one C you are really backed up my friend well Tony don't masturbate so you guys could relate I still call bullshit Tony don't masturbate and I still call bullshit
Speaker: Tony doesn't and Tony. I've jerked it twice since I've been here. Tony hasn't had sex in years. So, I mean, can you imagine how, no wonder you're so angry, Tony. Yeah, Tony. You did a release, bro. Yeah. I'll send you a video to watch. A little load through somebody like a shotgun. Yeah. Pull out game will knock somebody out one day.
Speaker: somebody's neighbor. They'll be like hero guys of all over. I'm just saying, Johnny, those are things that you said on the show. I'm not, I'm not making false accusations. I'm just saying, I'm just using your words.
Speaker: Don't worry Peter Piper. Fuck the peppers gotcha. He strokes enough for both of you Don't don't call my name while you do this shit. That's all I'm saying. Don't think about me. Wait Think about him and call his name Tony Tony 3d dick them down Tony D Just have that that screen go wherever you do this while you're watching National Geographic Burmese screenshot screenshot our live Get rid of me and Jeff and just blow up Tony
Speaker: No Tony the joys of being on a live podcast Mark said Tony impregnates people like a 12 -gauge called There's something about Mary you've got to rub it out dude. No wonder
Speaker: No wonder why you're like going out with a loaded gun. Look at golf. Golf box in here. You go Fox. Look it out for you, man. That's that's that's what kind of whatever you you're a golf. I wish for it passionately. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony.
Speaker: Tony, take me down to Tony. Tony. I need a cigarette. That was good. I feel great. Clean the pipes, Tony D. You gotta clean the pipes. You gotta clean the pipes, dude.
Speaker: You can't have all that buildup, all that backup. It's not good. As the Mexicans would say, it's no bueno, mi amigo. That's no bueno, sir. See? The Mexican in the room agreed. You got to clean the pipes. Sorry, Tony. This isn't as riveting as arguing with some 60 -some -year -old crazy bitch on an app full of idiots. And call this more riveting?
Speaker: No, I said, I'm sorry. This is not more riveting than having the same argument with some 60 plus year old crazy bitch. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I've seen it for early. Oh, yeah. It's the same fucking story. Different day. No. And then you see you simping ass fuckers who suck up to her and protect her. And sorry, this isn't as cool and fun.
Speaker: Nobody out here smokes crack. Jeff's more of a cocaine guy. No, he's in Mexico. He likes that Kanye guy. Yeah. I'm a meth guy. I like to sprinkle it on my, I'm the, I'm the meth bae. And Tony's straight edge, man. Tony don't do shit. It's gut wrap.
Speaker: And I think it comes down to the real life. It's OK, Tony D. Marks, that we're all here for you, Barbara. Where is Leggy? Scared her away. She's watching. She's just not commenting. Hi, Leggy. Give her a minute.
Speaker: Wow. That's all I gotta say. But hi, everybody else who's watching. Trust me, the coolest thing and the greatest revelation I learned this week was so many people hate us and they have no idea and know nothing about us. That blew my mind. That blew my mind.
Speaker: They ain't seen us. They ain't heard us. They don't know us, but they don't like us. That blew my mind. That blew my fucking mind. That is kind of a... Tony, dick them down. Amen, brother. Amen. Can my man get a hallelujah? Hallelujah. You ain't wrong, bro.
Speaker: That crown of peach. Get Tony crunk right now. I needed some this weekend. I did. You should have got some, man. Oh, you got Jay. Never mind. You got Jay. Never mind. Trying to cut down some of my spending. You want some more of your soda? I've seen that cup over there. You can pour in that cup. What, Tony? What's wrong, Tony? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm going to tell you. I didn't mean to make fun of you.
Speaker: I did. I did get to reconnect this week with a couple of people that I really like and that I kind of actually missed a little bit. Told you should have known this last year. Why? There's there's like there's like like the amount of people that I like on one side of the scale and you put the amount of people that I don't want to socialize with and I don't want my name brought up with in the same conversation.
Speaker: The scale does this with the people that I, I mean, it literally catapults the people that I like into another country. Oh yeah. I'm just saying. I don't like people in general. I'm not going to placate and I'm not going to stroke the, I'm not going to stroke the ego of people who are scumbags.
Speaker: I'm a scumbag. Don't stroke my ego. If I'm a scumbag and you think I'm a scumbag, don't be here. Do not be here. But if you're here, if you're here and you don't like me, thanks for the numbers. It's awesome. I appreciate it. Jeff appreciates it. For those of you who are watching to see what I'm doing, I do appreciate you being here myself.
Speaker: I appreciate everybody being here. That's what I'm saying. I have no problem with people being here. I have no problem with people commenting. I like everybody until they piss me off. Then I'm like, I may not like everybody, but I like views and I like numbers. I don't even like, I don't even care about views and numbers. I'll do a whole ass golf show with Golf Hawk just because.
Speaker: course, I can't imagine golf and I do want to show together because it would probably get really weird really quick. Like if you put me golf and Mark on the same show together, it would probably get really weird. Yeah, Maestro. What's he going to do? Kick in the door and be like, boom, boom, boom.
Speaker: I'm going to crank one out. Hey, you know what? Streamshot. Go have your days. When the bulls are graving them, it's a game I like to play. Easy, Peter Hyper. We don't endorse scraping on this podcast. Not publicly in place. If they snore twice, that's a yes.
Speaker: He said, he, man, I, he, he's feeling better. He's doing better, but damn, he's a young cat going through some shit, man. With his, with his, with his back problems and stuff like that. He's really going through it, but he's getting better. I think. No, that Connor, I love Connor to death. I really do. Good dude. That's a good dude right there.
Speaker: has to be there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Fuck you if you don't like Connor. If you don't know who Connor is, well... Much like a whole bunch of other people, you'll probably hate him. They don't like us and they don't know anything about him. Exactly, God forbid. Is that a... Yeah, is that a... Is that a Ducati? No, sir, it is a YZFR1. Nice bike, Jeff. I'm actually looking at purchasing one, but... I'm not buying a bike, shut up. Yeah, I actually am. I'm gonna buy this, I'm gonna buy that, but you don't do it. Shut up.
Speaker: I'm actually gonna start out with the R1 because I haven't ridden since like grade school so I have to start out with something like a 250cc but my main eventual goal is basically what you see on screen. Everybody keeps telling me to buy a
Speaker: Street bike like a you know Harley or an Indian or something like that. I'm just just because when you're not buying anything It's really a thing at the end of the day if you get anything bigger than a 150 you can't write it That is the only problem I have with the well the nice thing about the r1 is the rear shock is come stock adjustable I can actually lower it to where it will fit me that's why the r1, but I
Speaker: You remember Steve's 600? From school, Chris? Yeah. I fit his like. Hey, y 'all better respect the president and founder of Scoots of Anarchy or else. We'll scoot right all over to your house. He will ride his scooter right into a fucking semi. Oh, spoiler alert if you've never seen Sons of Anarchy.
Speaker: Yeah. It was a worse than the movie. That might be my favorite but other than I did like torque. I'm gonna kill what anybody says. I like torque as well. It was a worse ending than the Sopranos. Just so you know. Sopranos was a dumb ending. I'll give you that. I'm just gonna drive my bike. Really? Shut up. The fuck out of here. Fucking queers. I got yelled at by Nicki today.
Speaker: We were in the grocery store, and Anheuser pushed, Anheuser, Budweiser, so Budweiser put out Harley -Dafus and cans. Yeah, they're going, they're going. Anheuser's really doubling down on the gayness. She was like, really? Shut up. You know, I,
Speaker: I'm so tired. I'm not that guy. Tell us your game about telling us you're gay, Budweiser. I got a Harley Davidson. No, but like, I'm not the only brand loyal. Oh, you mean your boy? No, I give him shit all the time for Harley and Ford because weird. And I mean, he might be the only person smaller than you that
Speaker: He's bigger than me. Yeah. He looks smaller than you and he just - He's six foot. Yeah. He's like Brantley Gilbert. Like calm down. You're not that tough bro. But it's like, I could definitely buy like a - Where is that video at? I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Speaker: I want to challenge your skills. Okay.
Speaker: That is the brand new official commercial for Budweiser and Harley Davidson. If you can slap a Budweiser logo on the cadets and a Harley logo on the biker guys, that would be awesome. I have to find an app to do so, like a tracking app, but I'll work on something. That would be a good challenge.
Speaker: It's not about skill on that. I have to find the app. Those bikes don't come with training wheels, Nikki, but those bikes also don't require you to pull up to a stop sign or a stop light and go running to get the running. Jesus. Cause they're so choked out. Speaking of speaking of things being your entire personality.
Speaker: One of our asshole neighbors has a big jacked up Chevy. It's squatted in the back. His license plate says Pornhub. Nice. I told Nikki, I said, I bet you 10 to 1, he's got a mullet. He drinks Bushlight and he gets out with Pip Vipers on his face. Or he's actually on Pornhub somewhere.
Speaker: No, he's definitely not on Portland. Not living in our apartment complex. Good point. Well, Portland does pay men less than women. Or he spent all that money on that truck. I'm an equal opportunity asshole. I'll make fun of everybody equally the same. I'm the same way. Biker, country, hood.
Speaker: It don't matter. Black, white, purple, green, turquoise. No, Jeff, that turquoise really fucks Tony up every time I say turquoise. Tony's just like, really fucking turquoise? What's wrong with turquoise, Tony? I like turquoise. Oh, that's why I fucked you up. Actually, turquoise is a pretty cool color. It is.
Speaker: actually there's a color uh you cannot see it normally it's called it's it's magenta haze basically if you look at a white screen with a green dot on it for three minutes and then take away the green dot yeah because i have nothing better to do with my life than look at a black screen with a green dot on it for three fucking minutes
Speaker: That's that speaks volumes about your life. It's actually a really it's actually a really pretty color. Oh my god. Oh my god. But it's it's you. You know how bad I want you to be gang raped in the streets of Cancun right now. What? You'd have to actually go outside to do that. I don't go outside. You are metal.
Speaker: I want a bunch of... I want the lollipop killed. The prison gang review. There you go.
Speaker: The only thing, the only different different on the bike I'm going to get is the lights. I want green. Jeff's eyes are beautiful or Tony's. Tony are your eyes brown? I know yours hard because you're full of shit. Oh yeah. My eyes are 100%. My hair's brown. My eyes are brown. My beard's brown and gray.
Speaker: I mean, you know.
Speaker: Fuck you, Random Rick. We're rivals. Why are you in here, homie? You want the smoke? Boom! I told you to get the fuck outta here! Well, Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair. And one could tell by how he walked, that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet. And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. Ring -ding did a little lie.
Speaker: Now you'll all have that song stuck in your head. With tequila and a few goats, Jeff, and you will get gang raped in Mihiel. Wrong town. No, sorry, sorry, Nicky. In Jeff's town, they do the donkey show. Jeff prefers donkeys over goats.
Speaker: You in the wrongs part of town random Rick you in the wrong part of town my friend So you guys weren't here for that earlier random Rick and I are rivals and As he said until myself or for that comes into his broadcast
Speaker: He's not paying attention. Ricky's not paying attention to your comments. They get one word and put it in the comments. They have basically the same thing. Irish, Scottish, same thing. Yeah, same difference. Y 'all drink a lot, y 'all eat potaters, and y 'all wear, the men wear skirts.
Speaker: I don't know why I'm here because I'm going to continue to be an asshole and let's be honest, I don't plan on changing. Right there, Jeff. Look at that comment. Which one? The comment that random ricks just put up.
Speaker: Okay. Did you have a stroke? Jeff, you're dyslexic. We all know that. Yeah. Fishezier. Fishezier. Fucking fishezier.
Speaker: It's jokes, Jeeves. It's jokes. It's what we do. These are the jokes, folks. It's hyperbolic. It's hyperbolic. It's satirical. We just have fun and we make jokes and we laugh. Like, we don't take ourselves seriously. We don't take the things we say seriously. This is an air time. Calm down, folks.
Speaker: Oh my god, did you shut my mic off? You son of a bitch. Here, I'll save everybody the trouble. Get it sold. Jeff, Jeff, I need you to get a video for us. This says, I should, I need you to get a video for us. This says, they're just fucking jokes.
Speaker: Kevin. Hey, tap him on the shoulder and tell him to look at the screen. Look at the screen. I got you. I don't care. That's what we do. We are awesome. We are historic. We're comedic and geniuses. But on a more serious note,
Speaker: I'll tag you anywhere though. We're rivals. Remember when Stone Cold and Triple H became tag team partners even though we don't like each other and we're rivals. I feel like we can be that that the two man power trip. They're jokes not dicks. Don't take them so hard.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Dude, that, hey, Random Rick, that run was awesome, dude. That run was sick. They really sold that shit. It was good. Obviously, you're Triple H. Obviously, I'm stone cold. I mean, obviously, I'm just saying, character -wise, chapter has no idea what we're talking about. Tony obviously has no idea what we're talking about either.
Speaker: He looks a little confused, dazed and confused. Like Matthew McConaughey over here. I get older and they stay the same age. I yeah, dude, I did too, man. I really liked, I really liked teal stone cold. Come on, it's just a joke. Short notice.
Speaker: a video that was actually, it was actually good. We need a video for it. Can you look up what Nikki said? Give me one second. It's just a joke, bro.
Speaker: Yeah, she was, dude. Well, look at that cast. Look at that cast of days and confused now, man. Oh, my God. Dude, that cast of days and confused is insane. How many major stars that were in that movie? They're jokes, not dicks. Don't take them so hard. That's what we need, Jeffrey. That's what I'm looking on. Tony, don't get it, because Tony's wrapped up in that world.
Speaker: That soundtrack was, yeah, great soundtrack. That's a good topic of conversation, man. Random Rick, when I come on your show, I don't want to do it on here, but I'm going to come on your show. When? I'm going to come on your show, Random Rick. I'm not going to do this shit. I'm not going to do this shit. God damn it. I'm going to be live on Random Rick's show. It's a joke. Now, don't take it so hard, baby.
Speaker: Next Friday night, let's, let's, let's conversate on your show. If you don't mind me taking over and doing a little click takeover on random Rick reviews, let's conversate about a good soundtracks. Actually, actually not only can we can conversate about it, but I dare say recommend a starting five soundtracks.
Speaker: I think top five soundtracks. Oh, shit. We have Friday. Okay. Well, not next Friday. The following front. Oh, is it confirmed? Nicki's parents are coming to town next week. I gotta be on my best behavior. I don't have to be on my best behavior. Her dad's a stealers fan. Don't get no worse than that.
Speaker: as far as behavior goes. No, no, no, no. Time. Debbie Wary, 33rd. It's a schmooze day. Could be excuses. No, no, we really I actually know Nikki's parents are what?
Speaker: Yeah, I have to bathe next week. I took a shower yesterday and today. Go for it last month. I don't need to do it again. Best behavior means bathing. Damn. Nicole. Christopher me. Nicholasa. Nicholasa. Shit.
Speaker: Yeah. So not next week, but the following Friday, I'll be there. I'll be there and I'll be, I'll be on the show. I'll be on that. I'll be on that bitch. You better put me on camera. Two man power trip is coming through two weeks away. Ladies and gentlemen. It's my.
Speaker: Sorry, we ain't shit and we ain't gonna be, we ain't doing shit. Sorry, my bad. I have to be good. But her Pittsburgh Steelers dad is gonna get a bed with Cleveland Browns blankets on. Why? Because I can.
Speaker: I may or may not be going to the Browns Steelers game, Monday Night Football. No, I'm not either. We're celebrating my birthday. Yes, we have birthday and Father's Day next weekend, so I do have to behave myself. Oh, you know what?
Speaker: I wonder if we can get, I wonder if we can get future pops them all on the show next weekend. He's a trip. He's cool. He's good peoples. She said, Oh, hell no. Come on. Let pops do the show with us. Pops is doing the show next weekend with us.
Speaker: Yup. I am not drafting Najee Harris first pick. I'm drafting Dan Marino. Tony's fake ass family Super Bowl League. My what? What? What? Oh, wait, wait, wait, what?
Speaker: Yeah, Tony's folding laundry. I just, I, you know, it would be amazing if one time we could get like a quarter of the attention that, that Tony gives other platforms when he's on this show. You said one time, how many times have I given you a lot of time? Considering the fact like this is probably outside of your music show, this is probably the best thing you do. Yeah.
Speaker: That's the best joke he told all night. I'm sorry. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I mean, I mean, we could be on other platforms where it's, it's, it's the same conversation day in, day out. We got this crazy bitch and she starts fight. Yes. We all fucking wicker clit. Oh my God. I could be the same motherfucker belching every episode. All that. Yeah.
Speaker: Calm down, Simp. Calm down, Simp. Jeff, what are you doing that your mic is off? He's going to tell me what he's doing with his mic off. No, I was actually yelling at the kids. I forgot to turn them back on. I've seen your lips moving, but Jesus.
Speaker: I'm trying to find a good video for that. Jeff's showing Cleveland's, right? Jeff, I graduated to a C cup. Okay. Oh my God, damn, bro. You getting big, bro. Because like the other, the other night you said you was up there in the poundage, like getting up in the 200 pound range. Tony dumped pregnant with, I'm not pregnant. I'm full. Fuck y 'all.
Speaker: I had to bite my tongue. I had to bite my tongue, but Tony looking pregnant as fuck. What's going on Sadie's? Cause I'll stand up on camera while y 'all sitting down. That's why I stand up on camera. Here we go. Almost stand up on camera. I'm starting to open camera. Look, you need to sit back down. We've seen you without your shirt off at the beach. That shit was ridiculous.
Speaker: Take my shirt off right now. Let's fuck your shoe. You look like you deserve to be down at Emerald Coast. Like I said, 6 '2", almost 300 pounds. I'm all torso, baby. You know this upper body looks good. My legs got a little sunburned. My legs got a little sunburned today. And I told Nikki, I was like, ain't no more fucking bright white chicken legs for this boy.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm all upper body, you know the upper body. My knuckles is something to be dealt with though. They're all calloused and stuff. If you guys have any recommendations for calloused knuckles, let me know. Yeah, stop pushing the wall. No, I don't. I mean, I'm a silverback, so I walk on my knuckles.
Speaker: They don't have cows, so that means you're a fake. You say, dude, have you ever seen a fucking gorilla, Tony? Yeah. You ever seen a gorilla up close and in person? It's been a while since I've been to the zoo. Yeah. All that shit's all fucking cow and stuff. They walk like, they literally walk like this. Wait, Random Rick ain't shit. New time for random. Random Rick, you don't think I won't come and fucking fight you?
Speaker: You don't think I won't come and fight your way. I will fight. I will fight the **** out of you. You don't look like the type that likes to fight. I got five whole fights left in my life and I will use all five of them on you. I got five good fights. Random
Speaker: You leave my my fellas. You know the old saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I can't tell her she's blind. What are you talking about? Every day I tell her multiple times a day she's blind. You know what? We'll add an extra day just for you right now.
Speaker: You know who start hit random Rick or Tony beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I mean, let's be honest because because you know what? Look at fucking Jeff. Somehow he found love. Look at that goofy son. I believe he trapped him.
Speaker: You are not Walmart random, Rick. You are Target all day long. Targeting our children. I'm not everybody's cup of tea, but some people will enjoy this cup of tea. Oh, Frodo Baggins down there below me with the motorcycle as his background.
Speaker: He, he, he, I am Walmart all day. I, I have no, I have no shame in my game. I will be Walmart all day, every day. Who's a blink if you need help? Isn't that a bitch? Who needs help? Who's, who's blinking? Jeff? Not me. Tony? Me? Nikki? Do you need a blink if you need help?
Speaker: I'm gonna help her all right. I'm gonna help the fuck out of her here in a little bit. You're gonna wear a wolf? All right, I see your wolf t -shirt and I raised you an eagle shirt. An eagle sleeveless shirt, random Rick.
Speaker: So you're gonna wear the wool shirt. I don't know where the hell this came from. Where the hell did this come from? This is my death of flash shirt. You see that random Rick? You might, you might get that. Death of flash. I have no idea where I got this shirt from. It's in my, it was in the fat fucking Glick section of my closet. Cause, cause I'm fat as fuck again. I'm getting up there.
Speaker: Hey, hey, look buddy, look buddy, don't judge me. I am Walmart. I am the Walmart. I'm the people of Walmart every day, all day, through and through. I am the fucking, they might as well change their website from the people of Walmart to Glick of Walmart because I am that guy. I am that guy, man. I'm a bitch ass will roll up there and some flip flops, cut off shirt.
Speaker: Swimming trunks that are way too small. But I'm an asshole. I clown on people in Walmart. I really do. Fading. Jeff, serious question. What's the Mexican version of Walmart? Walmart golf. Walmart.
Speaker: They have Wal -Mart in Mexico. Hell, we didn't know. I ain't never been. We've discussed that. We've had that conversation. Yeah. We totally don't believe nothing just says. I mean, they're all honesty. 99 % of the things that come out of Jeff's mouth do not believe. He's a pathological, illogical liar. Okay.
Speaker: There is a there they do, of course, have Walmart here, but they also have to Drowey, which is what I would say the the Mexican version of World War. They also have Bob's, which literally has fucking everything. Yeah. It's not really called Bob's, but that's Jeff calls it Bob's. And it may go to this store for everything. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: They got a couple of like that. What is Asta? Asta. Walmart be taking the pesos. Walmart be taking the pesos. Do they have Taco Bell? Do they? No. No, they don't. And it's very upsetting.
Speaker: Taco Bell is the most authentic Mexican food you'll ever eat in your life. You have no idea how wrong you are. You have no idea how much bitch you are. I'd have to actually be a bitch. That's what Chris wears to Walmart. Oh shit, Tony Dean.
Speaker: No, I'm not allowed to wear Crooks. I'm not allowed to have Crooks. Nicky won't let me live in the best place. Don't worry, I'll send them. I'm waiting. As soon as I can find them here. Yeah. Kroger's has Baja Blast in four different flavors. Baja Blast. I have seen the different flavors. Sam says... Kroger's, Kroger's, Kroger's up here where I live has a 12 pack of Baja Blast in four different flavors.
Speaker: I actually went through that phase. I was like going nuts for that for some reason, I don't know why. Baja Blast is gross. It's not gross, you crazy. You're crazy. You're crazy. You're crazy. You're demented. Baja Blast on a hot day is the business. No it's not. You'll learn.
Speaker: I can only teach you so much. Nice titties. You'll learn. Motherfucker, I know you ain't talking. I am talking. OK. I don't have time. Yeah, now, wait a minute. That one second from the right. I think that is live wire. I think so. Now, that right there, I used to drink.
Speaker: When I would drive to Tennessee, every time I went to Tennessee, I would go to the gas station, buy that two for two 22 and have that on the road trip on the back. That is some great. Well, I don't know. I got a better picture. You can actually read it. That's pineapple flavored. I've never seen pineapple flavored. That's why I got a better picture. You can actually see it. It's clear. Baja punch. Yeah. Never seen Baja punch. Baja flash.
Speaker: I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all. I'm gonna leave that for you all.
Speaker: I don't know. It won't let me fucker. I mean, you could have a squirt golf. Well, they're by our blast. Y 'all must do live wire. Remember, I told you that Mountain Dew live wire. That is a good shit. I dare they put that above Code Red. No, Code Red was good. Nah, that should have struck a nerve with a lot of people because Code Red was the business, but that was me in the early 2000s. Well, the mid 2000s, but I was a Panama City drink that all the time to stay awake.
Speaker: see here okay this is the live wire god damn this is live wire as soon as it loads jesus there it is yeah that's good stuff right there seriously that is good shit i take the word for it i'm gonna need everybody to take a shot of that one day you can live on it but it tastes like shit
Speaker: It's orange flavored. Yes. It's an excellent orange flavor. I used to sell mixtapes, but now I'm an MC. And it's easy to beat. There it is. There's a better view. Live watch. There's outstanding shit right there. Outstanding. I don't like orange drinks. That's why. That makes sense now. Yeah. I don't. I. You know, I.
Speaker: That is outstanding soda. Outstanding. It looks like fucking Fanta. Outstanding soda. Yeah, I'm good. Oh, what was that? Yes, Neil. Oh, that's pretty good.
Speaker: No, I, so I'm looking at bikes. I'm looking at buying, like I said, I found a nice 250cc as a quote unquote starter bike, because I'm going to lay it down. Everybody does. I don't care who you are. You bought a bike and never laid it down. Yeah. So I'm buying a used BOS. I found a really nice one.
Speaker: It's 250 cc, but it's very similar to it's a street, but it's a sport bike. It's not, you know. And then after that, I'll go to a 600. I'll ride that for about a year. Then I'll go to a 600. And then after about a year with that, I'll get my R1. I want to bid for you. Jeez, I'm just seeing your comment. My bad. Doing laundry.
Speaker: Squirtin' tequila, that is actually good. I'm not a mixed drink guy and I do not like tequila, but Squirtin' Squirt and Don Julio, that's the shit. Tony, you'd like that. Maybe. I was actually, the first time someone had him on it, he was like, it's got tequila in it. I was like, oh, no, I'm out. He said, just try it. It's actually really good. I was pleasantly surprised and, you know,
Speaker: about 20 minutes later, I was on the floor, but totally worth it. It doesn't get, it's not, it doesn't give that kick. You know what I mean? Talking shit. Ooh, that's.
Speaker: Alright, I need to go wrap this up. I gotta go get on air. Go get on air time. Oh, he was looking at me like that. He was on there until four o 'clock in the morning last night. I can't get you. I said, you jump around trying to see what everybody's doing on that damn thing. You talk about me.
Speaker: Oh no, I was actually, I was actually in a room for a hot minute. I was listening to, uh, uh, coach's room for quite a while yesterday. I had him on my back pocket. It was a good conversation. It was, uh, it was fun. It was, it was fun watching coachy absolutely fucking destroyed people.
Speaker: That's what he lives to try to do on time. Just absolutely destroying shit on people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was in there for a minute, uh, yesterday. I was commenting too. He has good conversations. Oh, he really does. I mean, and coach, he's always had good conversations. Same thing with Elliott, coaching, and Elliott have always had really good conversation. Um, but you know,
Speaker: The thing about them that are great is that they're unapologetic and they say what they say and it's like, fuck your feelings. They got people in another room who placate to idiots. I put the link in there. You know, I invited people.
Speaker: in both of those rooms. Should I put the live link and tell them to come up here with us? I've always told them to come up. I mean, they won't. Well, of course they won't. Hold on.
Speaker: Uh, I know I have it in here cause I, I put it up for, oh yeah, that's some poo's room. Uh, Coachy poo. We'll get over here to this guy.
Speaker: I looked at those the other day. That's way too big. You got to remember, Golf, I'm 5 '3". I can't ride a big bike. The reason why I want the R1 is because the shock comes stock adjustable. So I can actually lower it. I'm still trying to figure this app out and how it works, Tony. Which one? Air time.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I don't have time for that. It's just Zoom. Can everybody get their own room? It's not Zoom. It's not Zoom. It's totally different than Zoom. I'm still trying to... Well, like, I didn't know how to post links in there, so I had to play around with it. It's a cool app if you weed the bullshit out.
Speaker: Exactly. That's it. That's the hard part. That's it. But one of the key components of bullshit is somebody that everybody placates to and is apologetic to. And in all honesty, people should just. It sounds like. Nobody likes. Fuck your feelings. Yeah, I agree. And leave them to their own devices.
Speaker: If you are hurt by something I say, that is your right. It blew my mind. It blew my mind. The first time I went up into a room, like four or five people was like, oh, that's that podcast that nobody likes. And I said, oh, have you listened to us? Have you heard us? Have you seen us? No. Well, then how the fuck do you know? What?
Speaker: You simple -minded goofy piece of shit? Are you serious right now? That is some one -sided shit. That's the problem with the world. Y 'all listen. Y 'all fucking ingrain fucking brainwashed on some goofy ass shit. And then somebody wants... I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker: Y 'all want some bullshit. As I said, in the first hour, when I was by myself, and random Rick and I were going back and forth, and we was fucking busting each other's balls. Call Fox said his first bike was a Yamaha Raider S1850CC. You got this, bro. Yeah, Call Fox, you're 6 '9", Jeff's 5 '2". Yeah. I'm 5 '3", fuck you. My bad, Jeff.
Speaker: And golf and I were not golf random Rick and I were busting each other's balls and going back and forth and And and random Rick knows I love him. That's my guy I don't give a fuck about anybody says or anybody thinks that's my guy. That's my dude Check him out On YouTube random Rick reviews. Make sure you turn your notifications on and hit that subscribe button but uh, I Said you ain't shit unless you've been boycotted
Speaker: That's what he's talking about, boys. Now granted with the bike behind you. No, this one. Show it again. That's a Yamaha rider. Raider. That's actually another. Oh, that's a nice looking bike. That's not bad. I can't ride a bike like that. I want to cruise. I want a cruiser. That's what that is. I don't want to see myself going on long ride. I want an Indian.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh no, I do too. I think they're really nice. I like the Indian scout. It's a damn shame that Harley bought out Indian. Harley bought out Indian. So, so basically Harley bought out Indian, but everything about Indian is still the same. Nothing changed. Yeah. They didn't change the product. Harley kind of put them under an umbrella under the Harley corporation. There's an Indian scout.
Speaker: I do like that. I think that's beautiful. No, I wanted an Indian so bad. No, I don't want that. There's shit. I can't remember what it was. Yeah, hold on. It was a big cruiser. It was a big cruiser. Yeah, hold on. Now, give me a second. I can't think of the name of it. I almost bought one. I almost bought one a few years back. About six years ago, I almost bought one. You want the Indian chief? Hold on. I got a picture here. I don't know if it was a chief or not, but let me see.
Speaker: We're waiting. Uh, yeah, some, some, maybe not like that, but yeah, that's not the bike I wanted. It wasn't the chief, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want a big cruiser, man. I want to want a big cruiser that Nikki and I can jump on. I want to have the backrest for, well, my, my thing is this is like, when was the last time you rode?
Speaker: Uh, it's been, it's, it's, I sold my CBR when I was 20. So you'd say roughly about 20 years since you wrote.
Speaker: Yeah. Hold on. Here we go. This is what I want. I just want a big cruiser that I can ride on comfortably. Nikki's got a backrest. She can be on the back. She can she can be comfortable. Yeah, she's she's she's that's the road master. Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, kind of sort of ish. Nikki, Nikki's
Speaker: always, she's kind of grew up in that Harley world. She's spiced. Harley Davis' CVO Road Glide Limited, 52 grand. Oh, bikes ain't cheap, man. Shit. Nicky grew up in that Harley Davidson biker world. And it's like, they're all fucking clowns. She gets mad at me when I make fun of Harley riders and motorcycle clubs.
Speaker: Talk about this, Tony. Hold on, give me a second. Yeah. That's the Road Glide Limited. That thing is 52 grand. Yeah, but see, that's the problem with Harley. They're
Speaker: They're not terrible bikes. I'll never say they're terrible. I hear they break down all the damn time. I work around bikers. I mean, you literally are buying the name. They got more bike clubs than colleges got fraternities and sororities. It's a damn shame out there. I'm sorry. I mean, I don't talk bad about them because the ones I met have been cool.
Speaker: Um, I know the assholes, but there are some assholes in there and I had a guy. I've had, I've had run -ins with a few motorcycle clubs and they've all been cool. They've all been cool. I mean, I like, I, I, I legitimately had, I legitimately had a run -in with the motorcycle club.
Speaker: with a prospect with a prospect. And they told him, you started this shit, you finished this shit. And then they became a customer of mine. When I worked down and when I was down in Charleston, they had respect for me. And I thought every one of those dudes were cool as shit. Every one of those. And that's what it is. When it comes down to any group,
Speaker: whether it be a bike group or a bowling group. If you're looking for trouble, you're gonna find it. But the prospect started some dumb shit with me for no fucking reason. For no reason, just because of what his best said. He thought he was fucking King Dangling. He said, I'll make one fucking phone call. And I said, that's fine, make your fucking phone call. Yeah, see what happens. And I guarantee you, y 'all might get the best of me, but I'm taking some of you motherfuckers with me.
Speaker: And when they showed up because they that he fucking exaggerated on his fucking phone call and we got to talking and then I was like, well, this is the deal. This is what happened. And they said they prospect. You started this shit. You finish this shit. We ain't getting involved. And I was standing there. I was ready because I was going to hurt everybody I could.
Speaker: You guys may take me out, but I'm gonna take out one or two of you with me. I was planning on taking out a lot more than one or two. Prospect didn't want none of that. He did not want none of that smoke. Prospect was not a prospect no more. They become a customer of mine. And those dudes were cool as shit, man. There you go, Chris. They become a customer of mine.
Speaker: And I took care of a lot of their houses as well. That looks like an Indian. That is an Indian. That is the Indian Roadmaster classic. That's gorgeous. That's beautiful. I can't say I like the brown with the green. I like the brown. I mean, you know, make it a, make it a, make it like all white or a black and white or like a brown and white, but that is, that's beautiful. I love being Indian.
Speaker: Dude, the 2018 chieftain. And said club said you ever need anything you let us know to this day. This is you need anything you let us know we got you. Check that out. As much as respect as much as as much respect they showed me I showed them back. That is Indian chieftain.
Speaker: Nice. Yes, I work with people. They got Hollies, gold wings. They got the victories and nice bikes too. Victory is a nice bike. Victory is a nice bike. Gold wings, gold wings and victories are nice bikes. Well, Hollies, I've heard Hollies always break down. I mean, I know.
Speaker: Military votes. Harleys are like boats, man. A little bit of everybody. I've been telling people about this. I'm like, Jesus. I didn't know about being a Harley in a boat. A boat is a hole in the ocean you throw money into. Harley, you throw money into the hole in the road. That'd be victory. Yeah, you know, I've known a lot of guys. That's nice. That's the 2017.
Speaker: that's what is the
Speaker: I'm literally just put again. Oh, that's what you want to pull up on the show with us. Drop Tony, Tony. Can you, uh, you're good with this. Can you drop the link in the comments? They're not coming. I've already done it more than once. Oh, I've dropped it. They're scared. They're not scared. They're not coming. They're scared.
Speaker: They were in here a minute ago and then they got scared. That's why I'm the Bobby. Okay. I think this looks good. This is a pretty. I said it and then while in the comments on YouTube and Twitch, you're really good at doing that real fast. That's a victory as well. It takes. That's a nice. That's a nice looking bite. Well, that's a 2018. That's that's a that's a sharp looking bike, but that's not something for
Speaker: Like for me personally, I want a big cruiser bike that Nikki and I can ride together and enjoy. You know what I mean? You want something like the victory cross cruiser. Yeah. Here's the victory. I want a big cruiser bike, something that Nikki and I can ride together, whether it's short or a long trip, but something that we can both be on together and be comfortable and enjoy our ride.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a victory cross country tour. That's not a bad looking bike. That's pretty. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a red guy, but. I don't, you know, I'm more of a fan of, I like the natural saddlebags. You know what I mean? Okay. You like the leather ones? I don't really care for the fiberglass fabricated to go with the bike.
Speaker: But at the end of the day, when, when, when I go look for a bike here in a couple of years, I want something that both Nikki and I are going to be comfortable on.
Speaker: Those are leather. Yeah, that's a nice bike. You put a fucking backrest on the back of it, that wouldn't be bad. I want her to be comfortable. I don't want, you know, like, I'm gonna be comfortable, obviously. If I'm riding, if I'm driving, I'm gonna be comfortable and be set up. I'm gonna be set up kind of doing this, but I want her to be comfortable. She doesn't want to be hunched over or whatever. I want her to be able to lean back.
Speaker: put her hands on my hips or whatever, you know what I mean? Now, now I know, you know, props has got a goal. And Tony, I don't know, I don't speak on your situation. So I don't, I don't really know if like, you're looking for the same thing in a bike. You know what I mean? Like, are you looking more for comfort for you or comfort for her or for me? I was just going to be me. Yeah. I don't feel comfortable.
Speaker: It would take me several years to get comfortable where I can drive something. Just shut up and get a fucking vista cruiser where you'll be comfortable, Jeff. That's actually not bad. That's a gold wing. Yeah, that's a gold wing. That's what pops at. That's what I want. Pops has been a big gold wing guy for a hot minute. You want to tell them? No. Okay. The problem I have with a big bike like that is I would have to rock a trike because that's fucking heavy ass bike.
Speaker: You couldn't do it, dude. I mean, no, I'm not shitting on you, Jeff, but you couldn't do it because you're too small. I'd have to rock this. I'd have to rock this. If I was going to do a big bike like that, I'd have to rock this. The trike. The trike. And Pops had a trike like that.
Speaker: Dude, this one's cool. Check this out. You need it. Um, I think you do something like a spider. Dude, you don't go fuck. You're not wrong. That gold wing for the, for the, for the, for the secondary rider, that's actually rider. If it would be comfortable. Yes. Man. With trailer boys. With trailer.
Speaker: gold, old man, but your ass is too small for that bike. Jeff, I'm serious. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. I want to be a hundred percent honest with you even for the trike and it's a trike. You don't have to worry about that logistics or this balance or anything like you're still way too small for a trike. Oh, I know. I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy to know Jeff. You know what you need.
Speaker: You know, it'd be perfect for you. And it would be perfect for you. And it would fit your mentality and your personality. A fucking spider. That's what I'm just saying. He's a spider. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, yeah, 100%. 100 % Yeah, I heard that, golf talk. I heard they got reverse. All right, we had four hours. I'm about to drop down. Oh, shit. Jason, you heard it.
Speaker: All right, I'll be up there, but try to get these clothes finished. Oh, God, you are so jealous when I got to talk to somebody else. If I do, good Lord. That's it, Jeff. That's what you mean. That's what you mean. Yeah, they actually have those. I'll tell you what I said. Hi. I was actually looking at one. How about? But, like, by getting the bike I'm looking at is a, it's a, hold on, let me find it.
Speaker: Let me give this one for the one more damn motorcycle. Spider Jeff, that's all you need, Spider. That's all you need. This is what I'm looking at, starter bike wise. I like that. I like that. That's a 250cc. It's not too big. It's adjustable shock, the whole nine yards. It's called the R4.
Speaker: And it looks exactly like the R1, but smaller. It is smaller. Because it's a 250 cc. And they're actually, I found a couple of them for like two grand. And then work my way up to the R1, which is behind me. Don't need nothing bigger. All right, gentlemen, you all behave. I'll catch you all Monday. I refuse to behave, Tony. This is what I know.
Speaker: You know what I kind of like Chris, I don't know what's your thought on the Harley Buell The Harley Buell
Speaker: I don't like Harleys, man. No, but there's right. Oh, go for it. Like that's 100 percent. The spider is all Jeff. You ELL. Hey, you went live and you stole my idea. Random Rick. What do you do? Random Rick, you're a wish version of this guy. What do you do? Who ain't shit?
Speaker: This is a Harley Buell. Great of Rick did a top five soundtrack. Bullshit. After I told him, after I gave him the idea. That's the Harley Buell. Dollar one is sick. I know what a Harley Buell is. It's a contract. Yeah. But I'm a full on
Speaker: sport bike guy. I'm a cruiser guy because I'm a big dude. I would look ridiculous on a cruiser. I love my CBR when I had it. It was great but I was young and stupid and whatever but now I'm a little bit older, a lot a bit older and
Speaker: And I'm also a big dude. So, you know, I want a big cruiser and I want something that Nikki and I are going to be comfortable on together. I don't think no matter how good I get on a bike, I'm not going to ride somebody with me because it's a whole different responsibility because, you know, as we know, I'm not the smartest tool in the shed. So I'm the kind of asshole that, which is why I want to start out with a two 50 because
Speaker: I'm the kind of asshole that'll be like, look, Willie. Oh, look, I died. Jeff, Jeff, in our, in our, in our Snapchat, that, that, that, that white and teal one, that white and teal Indian hosts that in our three door center princess, uh, Snapchat group and ask Nikki what her opinion is on that. And then, and then put like different colors, obviously. Cause I don't like the colors. I don't see it.
Speaker: Oh, the, the, the one I had up. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I gotta switch it to my phone. I gotta just move it to my phone. Where's my WhatsApp? Anywho, enough of that. It's about that time. Is it really the time? It's not the time. I had a whole ass fucking agenda tonight and y 'all idiots, y 'all motherfuckers fucked me up. Yeah. What are you going to do?
Speaker: That's right. You're not going to do nothing. Oh, so normal day. Oh, Jeff, I got to talk to you backstage. All right. I got it. Well, I got to, yeah, I got to talk to you seriously. You and I. All right. But I got to talk to you about something else. Okay. I just got to find that picture.
Speaker: I don't remember what number it was. This is a text from the boss. Come and see me at my office at 4 .30. Fuck, I'm about to get fired. I had one of those meetings. I had one of those meetings yesterday. The boss of the department was like, I want to have one -on -one meetings with everybody. And I'm going to set Zoom meetings where we can talk. And I was like, oh, shit. Here we go. Yeah, I'm here. It's one -on -one. Your wife's still a whore.
Speaker: And you know what, all he did the entire time was like, praise me. He's like, you know, I love your work ethic. I love that you're, you're busting ass every day. And I'm like, that's what I was hired to do. He's like, believe it or not, a lot of people aren't. He did. He did. He gave me a whole rundown. They didn't give me names, obviously. Okay. Now I got that bike saved. I got to find it on here.
Speaker: I've moved it from my because I don't have snapchat on my computer, obviously Okay, it's not even the truffle shuffle oh That I know it was terrible, but that's actually the Goonies house in that video Yeah, I know I'm just saying dropping hints
Speaker: There you go. There you go. What's in there? It's on your Snapchat. I love this new computer. Holy shit, it's quick. I mean, that's a gorgeous bike. It is pretty. I don't like it. I think, like you said, all white or some cream or all cream. The green is a bit much and the brown, I think it kind of clashes.
Speaker: With that color, I'd rather go black. Leather. And without the frills. I like the frills. You don't like the fringe? No, I like the frills. I like the fringe. I like the fringe. It looks like it's about ready to get fire on that fucking exhaust. No. But I was looking at a couple of bikes. There's a.
Speaker: There's a couple guys down the road. They got some really nice fucking bikes and they got them all customized and shit. They're fucking nice. And, you know, I, of course I talked to my buddy, Dave, who's an avid biker. I mean, he owns a truck, but it's literally just in case the bike breaks down. She said, she said, hmm. Yeah. I see that.
Speaker: But, uh, I'm trying to go answer. I'm trying to go answer. He said, he said, if you're going to get a bike, start out small and work your way up, you know, you, you know, you got it. Well, well, I mean, and it's one of those things like not to, not to shit on you and not to like be a dick, but you're a little guy at the end of the day.
Speaker: Right, which is why me on a cruiser like that fucking Indian, I would look ridiculous. It makes no sense for you to have a like, you know, unless you unless you unless you got a triked out bike or or I built it custom. That shit don't make no sense for you to have a big ass fucking bike, man. Yeah, I really don't. Yeah, it's it's and my brother said the same thing. He says, dude, you are.
Speaker: A, you're not a cruise bike kind of guy. I said, no, I'm the idiot that wants to go 200 miles an hour on fire. Um, but also I don't, I think my, the, my confidence level on a bike is very, very low. Yeah, yours is.
Speaker: You know, and, and so it's going to take me a couple of years before I can get the R1. I mean, and that comes from a guy who his first bike, my, my first bike ever was a CBR 900, which is not a small, which is not a small, small bike. It's not a small bike. And it's not a white bike. It's not, it's not underpowered either. And it was the other.
Speaker: but like Steven Schwartz had that 600, that YZF 600. And that thing fit me. And a buddy of mine, I worked at a car lot before I left for the Navy and the owner drove an YZFR1 and that thing fit me. And I actually rode his bike, I think it was the last bike I actually drove,
Speaker: I you know, I took it up the block and said no big deal But it fit me and I can actually put my feet not flat on the ground but I can actually hold it up and and actually Keep it balanced and actually ride it and he said the nice thing about the r1 is that the rear shock is adjustable So and he had his adjusted high He says if you adjust it to just below Normal height you'd be able to completely ride this comfortably
Speaker: And and then of course You know custom paint because I can't leave anything stock I Don't think I'd change the rims, but I definitely paint the rims, but I kind of like the idea of having a whole thing all matte black And I Haven't decided on what helmet I want to get but I'm definitely gonna get a full face helmet
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, like I said, we're getting ready to go on vacation. And what we're thinking of doing is doing kind of the reverse snow bunny thing. Uh, like when it's super hot here, we're going to go to Europe and live in Europe three, four months at a time. And that's where I'll keep my bike. Cause it's way safer to ride in Europe than it is here. Here's ridiculous bus drivers here. Crazy.
Speaker: Well, you, you ran from the United States to Cancun. Why are you running to Europe, bro? I mean, we know that there's no extradition extradition from the US and Mexico. Is there extradition from Mexico and Europe? Because you can be extradited from Europe to America, just so you know.
Speaker: I know that, but like I said, A, I don't have to worry about that. B, it's one of those things. It's one of those things. It's like I've seen most the US and some of the things I haven't like the idea of, you know, on a whim, I can jump on a train and be in London in an hour.
Speaker: Or I could jump on a train and go hang out with Leggy in a couple hours. Not that I would, but I could. And then when Tony comes, he can crash at my pad and then go see Leggy. He's not crashing at your pad. I know he's not. Well, dude, once again, the fact that I found we were looking at what we're thinking of doing is
Speaker: You know, we own the house here, buy a house there so we can do back and forth. And I found a castle, dude. I mean, not that I'm going to buy a castle, but I can buy them if I wanted to. They're just, they're $2 million for the cheapest one.
Speaker: But I could do the podcast from the top of the Eiffel Tower if I wanted to. Or, you know, Tower of London. That'd be cool. You made my head hurt, Jeff. It'd be kind of cool. You made my fucking head hurt. I'm sorry. The nice thing, the best part about it is once in Europe, obviously I'd have to work at night and do the podcast at night stuff, which means zero interruption.
Speaker: From your interruptions right now if you just fucking chloroform your family. Yeah, well I'm just this is the next step without chloroform Well, here's the thing I did the math in Europe I would work 4 p .m. To 2 a .m. Well, I'm up during those times anyways So I would basically keep a normal schedule, you know wake up 9 10 o 'clock in the morning and stay up until 2 o 'clock in the morning
Speaker: But instead of having my downtime after work, I have my downtime before work. I mean, if you say so. They don't, the only day that's going to be hard for me is Wednesdays because I would, three hours after two, that's 5 a .m. Thursday they're going to suck. I'm even going to start a day until 4 p .m. or 5 p .m. or whatever. Which is true, which means Thursday as I sleep in, no big deal.
Speaker: Yeah. But like if, you know, I'm not the guy to go out to clubs or anything like that. But I, you know, during the day on a weekend, I go out, see some sites, and then be home in time for the podcast. For me personally,
Speaker: I, I never went out. I didn't, I didn't go to the bars until Nikki and I got together and Nikki and I go to the bars together. We go out together. We have fun together. You know what I mean? Like, the only time I go to the bar now, or, you know, is, is when Nikki and I are together, when Nikki and I are together and having fun. But like the one thing that makes logical sense for me about us going to Europe for months at the time.
Speaker: is of course my wife likes to travel she likes to see the world and using certain parts of europe as a checklist for dicks around the world yeah that's not happening uh but using using parts of europe like where our house would be as a hub spot for you know her going to india or or uh what's what uh egypt she wants to go to egypt real bad
Speaker: because she wants to see the pyramids and all that shit. A flight from Mexico to Egypt is like almost three grand. But if we're in Europe, it's like 300 bucks. Well, Jeff, the last two years have been awesome. It's been a fantastic having you here. I wish you the best in Europe and your future endeavors. I'll still be here.
Speaker: Be I'll just be doing this. Oh guys. I gotta get the fucking bed Yeah Well Wednesdays yes. Yes, Wednesdays. I'll be like Tony. I'm like dude. It's five o 'clock tomorrow I gotta get the fucking bit but Saturday I Love you guys, but I'm like right there. I'm finding new colors
Speaker: I really I love I love you guys to death but I'm like right there and like just like Jeff when you can come on the show just come on the show you I remember you we started this show together but you know I honestly I don't because I would be doing the show late at night I don't think it would be an issue for me because like I said most on weekends I stay up all night anyways
Speaker: Yeah, you know, well, I mean, it's like me. I mean, like I'm going to I'm going to try to go out there and convince Nikki to continue to drink with me and Jeff on tiktok and then hang out with me. Yeah, it's going to work. But I'm going to drink these beers and I'm going to get fucked up and I'm going to roll. And see, that's the other thing. I'm not a big drinker. Yeah, you don't drink. I know. Well, I drink. But we drink. Yeah, you drink, you know, you drink. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know. When you and Nikki say you're going to drink. I mean, you **** knock them back. If I say I'm going to, I'm going to have three years. Alright, I'm done. Baby. Come here. Come here. Please. We get in the chat real quick. Bring my sandwich. She's okay. You do. She owes me. She owes me a sandwich.
Speaker: That was good. That was good. That shit was classic, man. That was good. That was probably your best ever. That was right off the cuff, too. I mean, dude, that was 100. And I can't even imagine. I'm so proud of you, dude. I'm so proud of you. That was the best, man. That shit was so just right there. It was off the cuff. This still on. Shut up, random Rick.
Speaker: Yeah, this is still on. Nobody asked you random, Rick. Yeah, nobody asked you random, Rick. You want to smoke? You want to click on your show? You want to click on your show? You gonna click on your show? I got a funny story for you, Chris. So you know how the other day when we were talking to you farted and you were like, oh, some asshole back here talking shit. I said that the other day as I walked up the stairs, the kids were behind me. I farted and they were like, dad. And I was like, what? And they're like,
Speaker: You farted. I said, no, that's some asshole back there talking shit. I knew one for you. Okay. You're faster than the furious fan. Well, you'll appreciate this. This is my turbo. I did that. I did that. I did that to Walmart and Vicki lost her.
Speaker: I took off. I took off from her. I was like, That's my nitrous spray, baby. Yeah. Kick it in, baby. Oh, that's we were talking about you and I. We were talking Jeff. Jeff obviously, he's accusing me of being an alcoholic. I
Speaker: Yeah, you have. Today I haven't. But my thing was, if Nikki and I decide to tie one off, we're going to tie one off. Yeah. We're going to shut down the bar and embarrass everybody. Yeah. I'm not that guy.
Speaker: somebody's like, I'm going to drink everybody to this bar. And Mickey and I look at each other and tell each other, hold our beers. No, you hold my beer. No, you hold my beer. Fuck this. I'll just drink it. But it's like, I'm not, I'm not the guy that like, I don't, I'm not a big drinker. I don't do any drugs. Well, yeah. Well, I don't do drugs. No, but you know what I mean? It's like, I don't have any vices except cigarettes. I don't have any vices except for Nikki.
Speaker: Well, that's true. I mean, beer's not the vice. No, that's. It's delicious. It's amazing. Makes it fit for you. Makes me feel alive, Jeffrey! But, uh. I gotta, you know what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make Nikki drink more with me the other night. There you go. Watching, making her afraid of love. Drinking with her boyfriend.
Speaker: Dude, I'm so pissed off. So how did I sit here? How did I sit here and we watched? We rewatched the Dexter series. And we wanted to see the new one. I gotta get Mickey on the Dexter series. And they took the new one off HBO. You have to. No, no, no, they didn't. HBO is now Max.
Speaker: Okay. So maybe you have HBO max or if you had HBO, download the max app. Okay. And then it'll, all your, all your instantly, it'll, it'll link into your, your account. Let me see if I have max on here. No, you don't, you have to download it. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, Max now. Yeah, Max now. I don't know. Oh, maybe that's the issue. Oh, Tony had to go to bed.
Speaker: I don't think this is it I Don't know this is it So done This isn't it No, this is just music videos They don't have it on my Roku
Speaker: Okay. Jeffrey. Yeah. Oh, I love you, buddy. I love you too, buddy. I bet I need you to be better. Okay. Good luck with that. Good luck with that. You get the L, sir. You get the L today, Tony.
Speaker: I love Tony to death. And Jeff, I love you to death. And I'm really worried about this whole move. And it's not really a move. I mean, there's some Mexico to Europe. No, but it's, it's, it's not a move. It's like, we'll take a vacation every couple of months. You're there half the way you're here. That's not what I'm worried about. That's not what I care about. I don't give a fuck about that.
Speaker: I'm worried about this podcast. I know, and I know Tony, you don't give a fuck about this podcast. I know you don't give a fuck about this podcast. I know you don't give a fuck about what we do. I know you're so wrapped up in this world of fucking losers and placating to them and placating to them and bowing down to them, Toby, and then doing what they want you to do.
Speaker: I don't give a **** and I'm and and and I'm on the verge of just being like **** it. Tony, I love you to death, man but just go do what you do, man. I wish the best for you. Jeff, I'm worried about you going to Europe. I'm worried about whatever the hell's going on in the world to the point where I'm just like **** it, Jeff. Go do it. Just go do you. I don't care. I'll figure it out. I'll make it work. I
Speaker: I'm not going anywhere. I'm in this fucking mindset. I hate this mindset. I hate this fucking mindset. And I may know disrespect when I say this. No, I get it. I get what you're saying. This is the mindset of this is my fucking show. This is my world. And I'm trying to create something. I'm trying to make something.
Speaker: And then it's like, okay, we got it. And Jeff, I don't want you to go anywhere. Jeff, first and foremost, I don't want you to go anywhere. I don't want Tony to go anywhere. I don't want you guys to go anywhere. I like, I like our, I like, I like our chemistry. I like what we have together. Jeff, you, you and I already know that what we do is or very organic, but
Speaker: I'm just like, I can't get three hours out of this motherfucker. Yes. You can be on, you can be on another app until four o 'clock in the morning and then pop up back on that bitch at eight o 'clock. And then in the last few weeks, it's like,
Speaker: you know, five 30 rolls around. And this is, are we not stimulating enough? Is that the issue? And this is kind of a shot at you, Jeff, for the last few weeks or whatever, that we go live at six o 'clock and at five 30, I got to go to the store. Oh, I got to do this. I got it. And I'm like, God damn doing y 'all are fucking killing me right now. Two times the consulate is one thing, whatever with the passports and whatever. Yeah.
Speaker: So I mean Looking at it looking at it on the outside looking in I'm like it's Saturday at 5 30 the consulates all this guy Remember ocean the consulates 24 7 365 Country is the embassy blah blah when they call you Joe Because they can they can
Speaker: revoke your, your visa in a heartbeat. Yeah, exactly. So I have to kind of like step back and go, but then go, hold on a second. Later this month, I have to go to the, uh, I went to a small hub, which is the Cancun hub.
Speaker: I have to go to marry the and I'll be here for you. I don't expect you to explain or anything like that. But then but then but then I pop up on this other app and I and I and I see all these fucking clowns who see me pop out in there and start talking shit about our show, which is horseshit. That's that's that pisses me off, but they never listen. They never seen us. They don't know who we are. They don't know anything about us.
Speaker: they're talking shit yeah that's that's that's pissy that's some bullshit and these are fucking clowns that one of the co -hosts of this show is hanging out with and encouraging and listening to and not defending us yeah that's important
Speaker: So, I mean, at the end of the day, in all honesty, as far as tonight goes, bro, you should have done the full two hour, three hour late night parenting with Ted Hicks. Because.
Speaker: You have no fucks to give about this goddamn show. And I hate to feel that way, but that's how I feel about, and Jeff, don't take this the wrong way. And Tony, don't take this the wrong way. But that's the feeling I'm getting from both of you guys is that y 'all don't give two shits in a fuck about this goddamn show. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, I mean, and I'm over here just fucking clowning myself. In all seriousness,
Speaker: This show is the only interaction I have with people. So let's just, I mean, outside of, no, I mean, I, that's what we understand. How did I get that? I just, I don't know, man. It is what it is. We're gonna wrap the show up. Um, I'm going to go down a wormhole that doesn't need to be good to go down. We're already.
Speaker: Not live anyways. Yeah, we are live. We're live. No, I said, I said the wormhole doesn't need to go down. We're almost five hours in and then creates more work for me. Not that I don't do enough work for this podcast, but with that being said, all the shit that I just said, my man, Chris Daltrey, not Roger Daltrey, Michael.
Speaker: My man, Chris Daltrey said it best. You want to talk about leading and you want to talk about creating something and you want to talk about making something that matters and having fun doing something and not just being on the platform just to hear yourself fucking talk so that you can be on there 12 hours a day, eight hours a day. Cause you ain't got nothing else to do with your fucking life. You miserable sons of bitches.
Speaker: I agree. This fucking song right here does not epitomize and does not resonate with you. You ain't shit. You ain't want to ever be shit. And that's why I stand by this fucking podcast every day. And I'll fight for this podcast every goddamn day.
Speaker: Chris Daltrey, heavy as the crown. Enjoy. Never needed any reason
Speaker: Find delivery lines Like a cancer running through my veins Oh, it's never gonna give in
Speaker: See my land to the slaughter to a soldier's life on the altar I was never meant to drink that water never met me when I'm Heavy is the crowd
Speaker: Heavy is the crowd, heavy is the crowd, heavy is the crowd
Speaker: He's a crown, he's a crown, oh He's a crown, he's a crown
Speaker: That's a good song. I like that. I love that goddamn song. Heavy as the crown. This is my kingdom, you bitches. Nonsense is my kingdom. I created it. I fight for it. I stand for it every day. And 98 % of you motherfuckers ain't shit.
Speaker: And as a Norse pagan, there's a credence that we stand by. You stand behind me, I will protect you. If you stand beside me, I will fight with you until the end. And if you stand in front of me, there will be no mercy shown.
Speaker: and I'm done and I'm over it and I'm tired of playing games. I agree. That's this whole nonsense podcast means business. We're either with us or you're not. And that goes for me. Calling you out, Joe Rogan. That goes for my co -host. Jeffrey. Well, I'm here. You know I'm here. Tony.
Speaker: Make a decision. Tonight, here or not here? I don't fucking care. Jeffrey, I love you to death. You know you mean the world to me? You know you're a brother to me? But it's either about making this succeed, actually growing this and doing something,
Speaker: or is about nothing? Well, you know, I'm here. I've been in since day one. So if you're here, step up your game. If you're not here, deuces, as Jeff says. Deuces, get the fuck on.
Speaker: Go play Kate to your imaginary world of a bunch of ass motherfuckers who ain't going to be shitting, going to never amount to shit and don't nobody give a shit about it. Cause I'm creating something. I'm making something here. And with that being said,
Speaker: And you know what? Fuck it. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't care about the bullshit or the self -preservation or whatever you want to call it. It is what it is. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. We'll be back Monday night. It may be just me. It may be me and Tony. It may be Santa and Tony. It may be just Santa and I. Thank you guys for listening. Check us out on social medias, nonsensical nonsense, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
Speaker: Check us out on, uh, YouTube and Twitch Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays at 6pm. And if you can't join us live, go ahead and check us out on Spotify because I guarantee my numbers, our numbers are better than anything you've ever done. Keep hating and we'll keep being here. Goodbye. Deuces. But it sneaked out in your asshole. Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
