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Episode 224: 2nd TASTE OF #224: “WAAAHHH! I Want My Bwue Checkmark!”

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

66 plays · May 4, 2023

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Speaker: Nicholas Cage recalled eating a live cockroach while filming his 1988 cult movie Vampire's Kiss and discussed how eating insects could solve world starvation.

Speaker: High protein, no fat, excellent nutrients, abundance, they're everywhere.

Speaker: And how many pounds of bugs will I have to gag down to equal what's found in salmon?

Speaker: chicken, lean beef, perhaps, Bill, I didn't get nearly the wedgies I deserved as a child Gates could invent a bug-based food pill we could all take.

Speaker: Or better yet, a bug-based vaccine injected into our bodies.

Speaker: No, wait!

Speaker: A bug-based microchip that releases artificial bug-based proteins into our circulatory systems.

Speaker: Bees for breakfast, locusts for lunch, and dung beetles for dinner.

Speaker: I have never needed a beer so bad in my entire life.

Speaker: Eh, just don't make it a bug light.

Speaker: Wait, wait!

Speaker: I got it!

Speaker: Bug light.

Speaker: Bug-based beer.

Speaker: Now with half the tentacles.

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