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Episode 215: FIRST TASTE OF EPISODE #215: “The ‘Gender Reveal’ Episode!” image

Episode 215: FIRST TASTE OF EPISODE #215: “The ‘Gender Reveal’ Episode!”

S5 E215 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* Men are getting their periods! Take their words for it! Their poor uteri!
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  • My step-by-step guide on, “How to Do Trans Right”
  • Grammy winner, chubby devil, and “Cingular” logo lookalike, Sam Smith, needs MORE attention!
  • Hollywood “actress”, Alyssa Milano, must be incredible in bed.
  • In Norway, I'm a lesbian! I’m ready for the next, “Lilith Fair”!
  • AND I reveal my gender! Here’s a hint: it’s not female. Just 73 other possibilities!

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Transcript

Comprehensive Transition Process

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How to do trans right.
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Go all the way and get rid of any and every sign of being a man.
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And that means losing the block and tackle, shaving the old Adam's apple, years of hormones, exercising in order to accent the new female attributes, and possibly get breast implants.

Adopting Female Attributes

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Not to mention the hair and or makeup and any other accessories that go along with it.
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You can't have a full beard and call yourself a woman.
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You're not done cooking.

Choosing a Realistic Female Name

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Number two, if you're going to transition and change your name to a woman's name, pick a realistic woman's name.
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Too many of these trans men pick names that are concepts or inanimate objects.
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Jazz, Fire, or Starlight.
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You're not a stripper.
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You're supposedly just a regular woman now.
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Jane works.
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Stephanie is nice.
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As I said last week, if you're trans and people aren't getting your sex correct, you didn't do trans right.