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Speaker: defense podcast. Yes, you heard it right, folks. This podcast, a beacon of hilarity and wit, is an oasis of agreement in the desert of political discord.
Speaker: Even Hollywood heavyweights like Brad Pitt and Keanu Reeves, alongside podcasting titans Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, are united in their laughter, declaring it the funniest podcast you've never heard of. At the heart of this podcast are three jesters, Glick, Jeff, and the newest addition, Connor. They're the modern -day musketeers of the podcast world, armed not with swords, but with words. They wield their wit and humor like weapons, verbally vanquishing their podcast competition.
Speaker: Their verbal jousting and jesting are a symphony of hilarity that resonates with listeners worldwide, making them return for more, episode after episode. The Nonsenseical Nonsense podcast is a unique blend of banter and brilliance. It's like a variety show for your ears, where the unexpected is the norm. Every episode is a surprise, a journey into the minds of Glick, Jeff, and Connor. It's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get,
Speaker: But you know it's going to be deliciously entertaining. But the magic of nonsensical nonsense doesn't end there.
Speaker: The podcast is as accessible as it is entertaining. Live episodes filled with laughter and learning air every Wednesday and Saturday at 7 Eastern. And for those who miss the live shows, worry not for the echoes of their humor resound and replays available wherever you find your favorite podcasts, be it Spotify or Zencaster. The nonsensical nonsense podcast also lays down the gauntlet with the open door challenge every Saturday.
Speaker: It's not for the faint -hearted, but for the brave souls who dare to be part of the show, to add their voices to the chorus of hilarity. In a nutshell, the Nonsensical Nonsense podcast is more than just a podcast. It's a phenomenon, a celebration of the absurd and the amusing. It's where words may be hard, but laughter is easy. So tune in, and prepare to be entertained by the masters of Mirth, Glick, Jeff, and Connor. Welcome to the world of nonsensical nonsense.
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Speaker: Sir, y 'all know what fucking time it is. It's Wednesday, it's 7 p .m .ish, and that means a nonsensical, a nonsense in love. Happy Wednesday, happy hump day. Hopefully you guys are having a good week and you're surviving it. It's not going too bad. It's not going too rough for you. And welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick, I'm the champ. I'm the one you can count on
Speaker: I'm the one you can rely. I'm like my two co -hosts, but they may be joining at some point. I don't know. We'll see what happens. Who knows anymore these days? Speaking of my co -hosts, not really necessarily speaking of my co -hosts, but if you guys are on the social medias, go ahead and check us out. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok.
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Speaker: I agree Jarvis. Let's go. As I said, happy help. They will play. Everybody's having a great week so far. Man, I am on vacation and it feels like the week is flying by. It's already Wednesday and my vacation ends Monday. Can I go back to work Tuesday? Yeah. Still got plenty of time to have fun and, and enjoy myself and all that fun jazz, if you will. Oh, Andy, who?
Speaker: Hopefully you guys are enjoying the shows. Hope you guys are enjoying the new shows while I'm here by myself without interruption. Don't forget on Monday nights, men came for men. That's Jarvis and Connor and myself doing a men's mental health show Tuesday nights. I honestly don't even know if they're doing it or not. Supposedly Jeff has a podcast. I don't know. It's called dollars and cents. If you catch it, check it out, but that's on Tuesdays at seven.
Speaker: Wednesday nights is this here show, obviously you know that. Hey, oh, hey, oh, it's the Javi sheet in the comments. And Ma, leave me alone, I'm commenting on the podcast, all right? What's the matter with you, Ma? Well, Wednesday nights is nonsensical nonsense. Oh man, the unhinged, unapologetic, just full of fuckery and
Speaker: just shenanigans at the end of the day. Thursday night, we take the night off. We make room for our guys over at Talking Shit. Mark and Brian doing their thing Thursday nights, 8 p .m. at Talking Shit on Facebook and YouTube. They are live, hanging out with guests. They get interviewed. They do all kinds of interviews with comedians and actors and whatnot. Pretty cool show. We enjoy it. We've also got to take part in that show a few times, which has been great. Well, I have.
Speaker: Great guys. Good show. Check them out. Also, if you're up late Thursday night, go ahead and check out late night parents with Ted Hicks and his band of misfits. If you will, don't forget, uh, that's late night parents. And I feel like there's something else on Thursday, but I don't think there is. I could be wrong. I don't know.
Speaker: But if you're up bright and early Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, go ahead and check out fireman rich. He's got his morning and coffee. He's hanging out doing, doing his thing. He's over there on Twitch. He's live every, every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and lady, lady, let's not forget about her. Helen's mixed state, um, three 65 dot co every Wednesday, 3PM our time over here in the States, uh, like 8PM her time.
Speaker: So like, but you can check that out. And then once a month, she does a jukebox jury with, uh, with Jeeves and her panel. And, uh, that's usually on Twitch and YouTube and whatnot. I'm not giving you a promo for your guests. Cause the last time I did it, my stuff didn't even get played and I'm the champ and I have an ego. So nobody cares about your guests tomorrow night. They just have some guy that's going to be in there.
Speaker: No talking shit. We'll have comedian, uh, Henry or Harry Snover tomorrow at AP. Twitting tomorrow, Thursday night, 6 PM or snary over. I have the last left. There's a lot of, there's a lot of things going on, man. And I'm having fun with it and I'm enjoying it. And another way of my enjoying watching us grow.
Speaker: but I'm enjoying watching the ones around us grow. Like my buddy on Sundays, Jaravishy, don't forget brand new episodes of the Jarvis podcast every Sunday. Just dropped his latest one, not this Sunday, last Sunday. No, it was this Sunday. I think it was. He did, he does movie reviews. He did Mad Max, which I haven't had a chance to check it out, but I will check it out. And then typically Friday nights, he's hanging out doing the, doing the old Twitch at Jarvis demon.
Speaker: And every other Friday I'm back again doing Glick's House of Music, which I'm having my blast doing that. I got to get ready for the next one. I don't know when it's going to be probably second and fourth Friday. Hell, I don't know. It'll be two Fridays a month. Just have your notifications on that way. You know, when I'm doing what I do. And then last but not least, we end up, we end the week full tilt, full crazy, full anarchy.
Speaker: We should be locked in a goddamn insane asylum, but we come back Saturday nights with nonsensical nonsense, with the twist, if you will. We open the doors, we drop the link in the chatters box and we invite anybody and everybody to come on the show. If you're brave enough, which I understand we have lurkers and it's best you guys stay in the shadows because some of our lurkers would just get their feelings hurt.
Speaker: So you guys just stay in the shadows. The open door challenge on Saturday night are only truly for the strong. It's not for the weak. Jarvis has $10 ,000. He does. He does indeed. He does indeed. Uh, anyways, so I don't know where my co -hosts are. I got messages about five, 10 minutes before the show started.
Speaker: One's a jackass and had to go to the pharmacy, apparently, like... I don't know. Oh, shit, I forgot. It's five to seven and I got to go to the pharmacy. The other one, I don't know what he's doing. He's doing a stay -at -home dad thing. I think he's cooking dinner or something. I don't know. Them goddamn, them goddamn kids can fit in for themselves.
Speaker: And you don't really work though. I mean, you learn, but at least you at least, you know, let us know you're here. I mean, that's just, that's just common decency and courtesy at the end of the day. Like, Hey, you know, just say hi. What's up? You know, that's your, you have, you have, you have good manners, sir. Your parents taught you good manners. See, see squad announcer. So I, I have no idea.
Speaker: where they are or what they're doing. But, uh, you know, nonetheless, I'm here. Um, Monday night, if you guys missed it, we had a really good show. Um, I'm in camp for men. We, uh, I know a lot of people probably aren't going to care too much for the topic, but it is what it is.
Speaker: we were kind of talking about the struggle of being men and and how culturally in society and on social media and media in general whether it be television or you know basically men are put in what is called a man box so you you know we're perceived in in one of two lights and there's no in between
Speaker: at the end of the day but we had a really good conversation about it then it turned into a conversation about uh being a single parent and dating and and then or and or dating a single parent so um if you guys haven't had a chance to check out monday show go check it out on youtube it is up on youtube i haven't got it posted up onto the the um
Speaker: uh, podcast channels yet, but, uh, I'm hoping to start working on getting, uh, I'm starting to get a little bit behind again. So I'm going to work on, uh, hopefully tomorrow I'm going to start working on getting some of that shit, uh, um, uploaded and up to date and, uh, and all that fun stuff. So, um,
Speaker: So those episodes will be up there, but it was a good show. Connor had to bug out a little bit early. He had to put out some fires around the house. So, uh, you know, captain part -time had to bug out a little early and deal with that. But, um, you know, nonetheless Jarvis and I held it down. Jarvis did a good job holding it down with me. So if you haven't go ahead and check out Monday's men caring for men. I said MCM.
Speaker: What's going on? Mofo? What'd he do? Um. About a. This. South America. Hey, buddy. And some of the girls must obey. Otherwise they are. Jesus Christ, Peter.
Speaker: They have to say down 28 to zero, and we come back to link. Jarvis, what are you talking about? Chris, you want to move to South America? I mean, I can just throw women away. It's not that hard. I'm not really in the business of throwing them away, but it's nice of you to show up 20 minutes late. It's okay. Dude, I had to cook for my kids and me.
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, hey. No little bastards can fend for themselves. What did you say? Little bastards can fend for themselves. Yeah. There's a box of scurios. And a glass of coolant. That'll overwhelm my wife. Nick, you'll fucking shoot me if I don't feed those kids. You'll be all right. Then I'll be late for every podcast.
Speaker: You did just see demon in the in the podcast. Mofo, he's right up there. The Jarvis project project. But what's going on buddy? Welcome to the show. Oh, it's been a it's been an interesting day. Can you bring your ass up here and say that to my face, Marcus? Damn straight, Mark.
Speaker: just made myself some my myself some bacon, eggs, and pancakes. I already ate all my pancakes. So you're doing a little winter. Yeah. Nice. I have frozen burritos. Those those are delicacy handmade by the gods themselves and sent down to our freezer sections.
Speaker: I don't know what it is about them, but man, they're delicious. Because you're white trash, dude. That is what it is. I'm better than 90 % of the people out there. Never said it was a bad thing. Sorry, I'm trying to eat fast. That way I'm not eating the next half hour water. Women in general are nuts, man. It's OK. It comes with the package. That's why we love them.
Speaker: that's why we love them and that's and that's why we we we we want them and need them in our life. It's a little bit of a little bit of spice in our lives, man. A little bit. Yeah. What do you say? A little
Speaker: Hey, how you say crazy bitch in French? I don't know. Lucky I can say it in English, let alone another language. Hashtag words are hard, mother suckers. Now women are women are OK. They're fine. This the way they are. There's nothing wrong with. When you put bacon in your pancake batter, that sounds fucking amazing.
Speaker: I mean, Jarvis just got booted out of Twitch. As things calm down and you're on the whole part there, Connor. Yeah, mostly because oh god **** you ain't wrong. You ain't what? Licking ain't easy. But licking is. Yeah, thanks for chill over here. Chill over here.
Speaker: delicious. All the kids are in the living room. They can't bother me unless one of them is dying. So, at least that's the rules. Did you chain them to the couch again? Shut up, man. It's okay. I only do that once a month. Look, it's alright. You live in Indiana. Nobody's, they don't even have internet there. That doesn't add up. Trust me. You got special military stuff. So, you always have internet.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh yeah. That's what it is. It's because I'm retired. They're like free earn it for everybody. Yeah. Do you guys even have indoor plumbing there in Indiana yet? It's mostly just a little hole in the floor goes down into a trough and we have to empty the trough out nice nightly. Oh, why don't you, why don't you just run some, some piping off the trough out into your neighbor's yard and then you don't have to empty it. Well, I try not to tell Jim about that, but you know, Jimmy would be okay.
Speaker: retired from one of the one MLS. I was an aircraft mechanic in the Air Force and then an army. I was an infantryman. First, first class private dick sucker. No, but I didn't know one of those. Yeah, he might be on the show later on. He's not here to defend himself, so fuck that guy.
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Speaker: I could have never get a couple Sam dude on. Hey, you can say that now. Yeah, I can. Doc can't. Don't ask motherfucker can't, but he does. He can. It's not very intelligent, but he can. I mean, it's a free country. I was a I was a team leader on a dismount squad. Before that, I was mounted. We're at we're in Fort Bliss on the Bradley's. I was a gunner.
Speaker: And then they moved me up back to the line. I bet you were mounted a lot. Fucking mount your fucking mom. That's weird. She's dead. But I mean, you don't know what I'm into. Well, you do now. You want the ashes? Like, how's this going to work? I never said how long ago it was.
Speaker: I'm an Indian. Your pecker wasn't working yet. When she died, you fucking fetus. You hadn't quite discovered your wiener yet at that point when she passed away. What the hell did I just come into? I was like, do I really want to come up today? That phrase. Yeah.
Speaker: today. 25 minutes late. I sent you a message. I literally, I was in his, I had meetings back to back all day and I was in my last meeting with my boss and Tony was like, Hey, your son's sick. And I was like, okay.
Speaker: This would have been good information when I had a 15 minute break or you can say, Hey, your son's sick as well. Bye. Fucking toodles. She was, she was kicking dinner. So I went over to the pharmacy real quick, picked up what was needed. It's been a day boys. Let me tell you, I,
Speaker: There's one way to fix that, Jeff. I don't have any complaints about today. I slept until 11 and got up, went to Walmart. Fuck you. I forgot to call you today. That's what I was going to do. I forgot to pester the shit out of you. I know. Watched Roadhouse and then saved the world and then came in here and started a podcast on time. Fuck you. Did you save the world by dying multiple times? No, I don't die. I'm a goddamn super soldier.
Speaker: Is for the weak Connor So what did you think of my boy McGregor? That's terrible Fuck you. It was amazing. I like the movie. I'm not gonna spoil anything Jeff such a fucking mouth I'm not gonna spoil. I just want to hear your thoughts. I liked Roadhouse. I thought it was cool. I
Speaker: It was fucking terrible, which was just hilarious, which was disappointing. And all in all, I think the movie was incredibly corny and really a hundred percent, a hundred percent. But I liked it. I mean, it's just it's not it's not Patrick Swayze's Roadhouse. Am I right? So hard seeing Jake Gyllenhaal is a tough guy because every time he opens his mouth, he's like he's a great actor. Don't get me wrong. But it's like
Speaker: I'm not buying it, bro. Did you catch the throwback? From Connor and him? No. In the final fight. Yeah. The Be Nice? I thought that was cute. I didn't want to spoil it for you. I didn't tell you about it. I caught it and I was like, oh my God, that's hilarious. He's like, no. The fight scenes between the two of them, I thought the camera work was really cool.
Speaker: Yeah, especially, you know, like the first person view. So like, but all in all, it's not Roadhouse. It is a movie about a guy protecting a bar. That's it. And it's not even really about protecting a bar. Right. Correct me if I'm wrong. If he didn't show up and Kyra McGregor didn't show up, what's the difference? The bar would have been fine. You know, it was not.
Speaker: You know, the bad guy is not Brad Wesley. Not even remote. I mean, I could kick that dude's ass. Yeah, no, it was. But no, I did like the movie. I thought it was good. It was cute. But, you know, and I just like the ribbon there, Chibu.
Speaker: I mean, he's like a Riva Nerji. I thought he was hilarious. I love Connor, but he was just bucket. He played the perfect cocky asshole. Well, that's just him in real life. And the thing that kills me is the dude always like, OK, first and foremost, not that I want to fight the guy or anything like that. You're not six foot 10, 350 pounds. You're four foot eight on a good day and you're about a hundred.
Speaker: When but if you're Conor McGregor, you can walk like that because the dude can back up his shit. Yeah. Yeah, but But like if I was if I could fight like Conor McGregor, I would walk like that 100 % Wishing a motherfucker would You'll do fucking nothing But no, I enjoyed it It's not it's not perfect it's not amazing but it's it's a
Speaker: It's not Roadhouse. It is Roadhouse. And it would never have to be a re it's a it's a reimagination. It's not a remake. It's not a I wouldn't even call it a reboot after see it. It's just a it's just a reimagination. It's just a movie. They they literally created a movie. They're like, Oh, shit, we didn't aim for it. Let's make it after Roadhouse. Okay. It was like an afterthought when it came to the name. So it actually gives me hope.
Speaker: when it comes to these reboots and remakes, if they could be like that, where it's like, okay, 100 % not the original, but a good time, and like, it was a good movie. It's not, I'm not going to be like, oh, we got to go watch it again now. You know, I haven't seen it again, except for the first time. But would you watch it again? That's my question. If you and I were sitting around drinking beer, and we were like, you know what? Let's watch a movie. I'd be like, hey, let's watch The New Roadhouse. Are you in?
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I would probably watch it again. Like I said, I mean, it's worth another watch. It's not, like I said, it's not like, oh my God, I just wasted two hours of my life. Like, so be right. Right. Nonetheless, I mean, still. You got to take it as it is. You cannot compare it to the original. That's how that happens, Mark. No, but boys, I got to show you this. My day.
Speaker: Yeah. If, if you, if you would have just said, send me a link, I would have just kicked Jeff off the show for the night and let you fill his shoes. You know what? After my day, I'll take the nap. Jesus Christ. I can say this is my day. This is my schedule for the day from, from 10 until seven. Just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. One right after the other. It was, it was insane day. Yeah.
Speaker: But I got a lot done, so I'm happy. So, gentlemen, I was hoping you guys would have been on time, but that's okay. We can start the conversation and continue it if we have to go to a break or whatnot. But Mark does not like Roadhouse. Fuck you, Mark. You're an idiot. I thought it was cute. His taste in movies are a little bit questionable.
Speaker: Well, here's my question. If you were built like Jake Gyllenhaal in that movie, would you ever put on a shirt? Yes. Dude was cut like a motherfucker.
Speaker: slightly different than what I am right now, I wouldn't put a shirt on. I agree. But you got to admit, Jake Gyllenhaal fucking got into shape for that. He definitely. I will say this, though, because I've heard I've heard other and first and foremost, I know people all hear this. I could care less who are talking bad about it. I will say this much. I've heard multiple guys say. If me and my boys go up into a club,
Speaker: those bouncers aren't going to throw us out. First and foremost, no, you're not as, as a former bouncer and not having the skill and the knowledge that Jake Hill at all had first and foremost, I don't care if you're six foot five and 400 pounds, me and my boys are putting you on your face in a parking lot. One way or another, I guarantee you that let alone if I have the skills and the knowledge and the know how that Jake does and his body and his other bouncers, because that the one kid was a boxer.
Speaker: He had training and fighting. The other kid just looked like he was a natural goddamn karate kid. I don't know where the background is where he's out there throwing kicks and sweeps. Yeah, he was just out of nowhere. Dalton's like, you got this. And he's like, okay. Yeah, he activated him. But I hate to break it to you. I don't care how small those guys are. Yeah. And I don't care how big you are as a former bouncer.
Speaker: If you and your friends come in, even if you are a former offensive or defensive lineman in the NFL, if we have to, we are dumping you on your face in the parking lot. You are going to eat concrete, whether you like it or not. How funny was the guy that kept, he was just the nicest guy, but he was a bad guy. Poor motherfucker. He's like, you know what? I just like riding motors. What were you going to say, Connor?
Speaker: I like concrete. You like concrete? Well, I do agree with you on that. Conor McGregor was that like they could have picked anybody else to be a bad guy. But as somebody that has never seen Conor McGregor fight, I enjoyed his part. Yeah. He was, he's a terrible. Okay. Like Conor. It was just first acting role. You got to give him that first and last acting role. Do yourself and do everybody else a favor and don't ever be in another movie.
Speaker: Dude, I thought he was hilarious. Him driving with the coconuts in the fucking car fucking cracked me up. I looked at it yesterday. That was just not necessary in any way, shape or form or relevant to the movie. A lot of that movie was not relevant. However, the Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal on that raft
Speaker: And he's like, looks like we got our own dog. Who taught you shapes? The bouncer and people that go to clubs and bars are the reason I don't want to go to places like that. Both the people and the bouncers want and are looking for a fight. It's such a waste of a good time.
Speaker: I know not necessarily true because I bounced in a lot of bars and clubs and stuff like that. And most of the clubs, you know, there are bouncers out there like that. It's the same thing. Like there's bad cops. It doesn't make every bouncer. I worked in a lot of establishments, a lot of different establishments. And none of the guys that I worked with were ever there looking for fights or anything like that. We were simply there to make sure everybody had a good time.
Speaker: Well, there wasn't any problems and nine times out of 10, especially when I became lead bouncer or head bouncer or whatever. I would tell the guys, we're not here to ruin everybody's goddamn night. Yeah. And it's starting to happen. Go over and diffuse it before it becomes a problem. Right? Because no matter what.
Speaker: You can go to the safest place in the world, you can go to the safest place in the nicest bar in the world, and some asshole is going to get drunk and do something stupid. It's going to happen. So the bouncer, and this is the only part of that, what I disagree with Benji is, is I worked as a bouncer here, which is kind of funny because I'm such a small guy, but I was on a team of bouncers because I could get through the crowd faster than anybody else.
Speaker: But it was the bar I worked at fights would happen like once every six months. And it was usually because somebody stepped on somebody's fucking Puma who fucking cares. There's some girls over there go to go say hi, you know, and shit like that happens. You get that one guy that's had way too much drink and he thinks he's fucking Superman and you got to remind him. Yeah, dude, you're not.
Speaker: That was, that was, that was always my, and the fact that I, and I have in life, I have a three strike rule with people. My three strikes were first time I'm going to come up. I'm going to be like, Hey dude, or be nice. Yeah. Like a person, man, or woman, you know, uh, whoever's cause, Hey, let's, let's take it down a couple of notches. We're all here to have fun. Remember to have a good time. Nobody needs to get arrested.
Speaker: Nobody needs to go home in an ambulance, anything like that. Let's be cool. You know, let me get you a drink. It's on me. You know, whatever. Try to and that's how my guys would work as well. Second one, I got a little loud. Hey, motherfucker, it's time to bring it down or you can go home. So, you know, not necessarily like that, but I got a little loud. I might even put my hand on your shoulder to let you know that the third time there was no words. I just came over and snatched your ass up and dragged you out.
Speaker: I would point at people because I couldn't snatch anybody up and I'd be like, yeah, that guy, he's needs to go. And he didn't come back in. Yeah. And you know, I get it. You know, there's always going to be that asshole out there that thinks he's Billy badass. There's always going to be that guy that he he's out looking for a fight. Well, unfortunately, that's what bouncers are there for. If it weren't for assholes like that, bouncers wouldn't have gigs.
Speaker: and you know i mean look at look at what's his name from kill bill he literally he was a bouncer and there was no patrons but when the patrons did come in if something rowdy happened he was there to take care of him so and and it's usually because somebody's had too much liquid courage and they think they're superman for the day what a wife
Speaker: What's your point? I've been in establishments where there were bouncers and as soon as you walked in, you could tell that they were cocked strong for no fucking reason. And it was like, I know what I'm doing tonight. I'm hearing some marked reaction because he's apparently got some serious thoughts on Roadhouse. Roadhouse fucking suck.
Speaker: Fuck you, it was awesome. No it wasn't. Not to me it wasn't. You can't compare it to the original. You can call it fucking Roadhouse.
Speaker: Like I said. It was called The Road House. Yeah, exactly. There's a different. But they used to name Dalton in it. And the people that made it said it's supposed to be Road House. You know, like. It's like it's in the Road House multiverse. Yeah, exactly. It's like. And I get where you're saying it is not the Patrick Swayze version we all know and love. No, I would I would have liked to have seen it more along the lines of that. But I do.
Speaker: I think if out of all of it, I think the script was a little lazy on what they did. The script was so lazy. But I wasn't a fan of Conor McGregor. I loved him. I think he folded it. And the only funny part was, yes, the coconuts. That was the only part. I just wasn't a fan. Anytime Conor was on the screen, I was laughing my ass off. When he leaves that chick's house and the dude's all pissed off, and when you first see him,
Speaker: naked as they are. He's like a rear energy. They're speaking Spanish, motherfucker. I just I just I'm not a fan of his. You know, it's just the way that it was. I think that they could have got somebody a lot better than. Oh, I agree. Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal is a great actor, but I don't think he couldn't even save it for me. I mean, he did his best at what they gave him that understood.
Speaker: I agree with you. I think I agree with you. The fight scenes were probably the best part about the whole damn movie. It's kind of like if you watch the new Footloose versus the old Footloose. Exactly. They're completely different fucking movies. But they used the same. They used the same. There was the same structure in Footloose. Right. The concept was there. The one that I like to go to is Chucky, Child's Play. I've never seen this movie.
Speaker: If they would not have used the Chucky name or the same characters, it would have been different. Why call it Child's Play if it doesn't have anything to do with the original? Like I said, they could have changed out Jake Gyllenhaal's name and left it at Elwood.
Speaker: And and and like I said, it was almost after watching it, I was like, you know, if they would change the name of Dalton's character and change the name of the fucking movie, it would be a totally decent movie. I probably would have gave it a second thought, you know, saying exactly. Yeah. But to me right now, I think they phoned in the script for it. Oh, but a lot of people, you know, you're not the only one that loved Conor McGregor. So I don't think he's going to be the next rock.
Speaker: No, Conor McGregor is not going to be the new rock or the new IT or the new ice cube. He's not going to be the newest action star on the planet because of this movie.
Speaker: But will he show up in a movie or two that I'll see because he's in it? Because, like I said, the only thing I knew about Conor McGregor prior to the film was that, yes, he did MMA. And the other reason I knew that is because he did a boxing thing where he got his ass handed to him.
Speaker: No, actually, Mayweather, that whole match was fixed anyways. And I understand that. That was the only reason I knew who Conor McGregor was. See, they were supposed to do a second match, and it was supposed to be an MMA fight, and Mayweather dropped out of it. Oh, would you? Gold star for that comment, Brian, by the way. But I would not have, you know, it's like... I haven't gotten the link yet, Stacy, by the way.
Speaker: fuck you jarvis nobody asked you jarvis yeah fuck you jarvis no but like i said if you if you if you jarvis if you've seen the original roadhouse and then you watch this one you will be 100 disappointed oh yeah but if you if you if you you have to when you watch these reboots and these remakes you you have to forget the original
Speaker: Right now what I did I watched the new one and then I watched the old one again So I was like literally right after I was like fuck this I need to see the original so you could forget about the new one but Every time Connor was on screen. I laughed my ass off Much like I was doing this fat dumbass is on the screen. I mean that happens with his heart are Wow
Speaker: even I've been nice to, you know, yeah, you Jarvis. He just, why don't you send him a link? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Do you help me? You send me a tutorial, but like I said, it's not something I would like, like I said, when I saw it, I saw the date came out and I mentioned to Chris, you got to see it. Cause I need to.
Speaker: I need to have somebody to be like, okay, am I crazy? Or did I just enjoy it? And if you just watch it, just because I watch everything, regardless. And you when you're watching movies the way I watch them, you have to be able to take yourself out of what you like. Most of the time I do.
Speaker: In this case, in this case, I could watch movies all day, but I'll probably end up watching it again to see, you know, to give it a second chance. Because that's what I did with child's play. You know, I ended up like, did you catch the be nice line? Final fight. Oh, no, McGregor and Jake Dylan. He's getting ready to punch him. He's like, you know, I loved it.
Speaker: the only uh line that i really caught was about uh who wins the fight yeah that was a that was a it was an homage and they didn't he he he barely dated that doctor lady in this one he should have he should have dated the doctor and you know but you know it is what it is i mean did did like me and i mentioned this to chris uh went went before he had seen it did you assume that when
Speaker: when Dalton's in the back of that cop car, did you think that was going to be somebody from the original? No. I thought that cop was going to be like, I thought it was Brad Wesley by the voice. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. You're like, if they pull Brad Wesley out of that fucking car, I'm going to lose my mind. That would have been interesting. That would have been that would have been that would have been a huge fuck. Yeah. Now I get this movie. I thought it was going to be Patrick Swayze.
Speaker: You dumbass asshole. I thought after the beat down in the bar and they tore the bar up, like he was going to go make a call and calling reinforcements and he was going to call in his uncle Dalton and he was like, and it was going to be Patrick Swayze, a little CGI action. That would have been cool. I don't think his wife would allow that. Probably not. But the problem is they would CGI him to look like Dirty Dancing Patrick Swayze. And he was like, nope, wrong one.
Speaker: I think it was missing the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal's character did not have a sidekick. Yes, the doctor was in it, but there was a sidekick that was missing. There was another element that was missing to it. Yeah. You know what, Jarvis? That's not the only thing that's called Swayze's body. Hey, hey, don't be mean. How dare you, sir.
Speaker: Well, see this legacy for 10 years. Shut up. It's too soon. Fuck you. It's over. And I love you as much as the next. Obviously not. You're fucking sick. Just wait. OK, Jeff, Riva's coming. Riva's coming. Get out of here right now. This does give me hope because supposedly they're remaking my all time favorite film.
Speaker: they're remaking or rebooting big trouble in little china yes but the biggest part is is the rock will be starring in it yeah which which ruins it right away for me yeah i mean i think he's done too much in a little amount of time he should have spread it out a little bit longer agreed he but if they don't if they don't have anything to do with kurt russell's character in it then i think i think that they really fucked it up
Speaker: agreed but like i said it gives me hope for the simple fact if they do it even not saying roadhouse was great but if you had never seen roadhouse if they've never seen roadhouse and you saw this you're like you know this is a good popcorn movie i can watch connor mcgregor and and jake jill and i'll kick each other's ass for the however long the movie is i don't mind it two hours seven years speaking of movies yeah
Speaker: I have a movie for you guys to watch. It's on Tubi. I could not find it. I'm so pissed. What is it? What is it? It's on Tubi. Mickey and I stumbled across this the other day, the other night when we were in the hotel, and it was one of the greatest goddamn movies we ever watched. It's called Slay. Is that the one with Goldberg? No. No. No. No. That movie is a different movie. Okay. They're spelled the same.
Speaker: Slay with Goldberg is an older movie. Yeah, no, no. This movie is called Slay. It is Tuwung Fu. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar. Speaking of Patrick Swayze. Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo. They play drag queens that end up in this small town. Oh, oh, okay. It is Tuwung Fu Meats from Dust Till Dawn.
Speaker: Yes. And it is a cold. It is a instant classic. It is gold. It is for drag queens that end up in this podunk ass town to do a drag show. After a booking mistake, there's vampires. This hole in the wall bar and vampires show up. It is fucking phenomenal.
Speaker: And it's hilarious. Mickey and I were dying. I'm so mad because I can't get it here. I told her, I said, this movie, Jeff's going to watch this. Well, that's what you get for living in our new Willy's wonderland. She was like, what is Willy's wonderland? So I described it to her. Oh, my God. I hung up the whole time because I told her I should. It's a two hour movie. Nick Cage says nothing.
Speaker: She was hung up on, he doesn't say anything. It's like... Not a single fucking word. The whole movie, you're waiting for him to say something. And the best part is, in the middle of the, quote unquote, boss fight of it, the fucker walks away to go play fucking... Good ball. Good ball. Yeah. Have you seen Willie's Wonderland, Mark?
Speaker: No, it's worth every, it's on prime. I know what it is. It's worth every second. It's fantastic. It's so bad. It's good. It was, it's so bad. I've literally watched it and just counted the times that Nick Cage changes his shirt because every time he fights one, he's like, he changes his shirt and he wears in the same shirt, but it's clean. And there's a stack of like 12 shirts. He changes 10 times.
Speaker: Yeah, we have it on our list of dumb movies watch. Oh, it's a movie. It's one of it's so bad. It's it's good. And I told Nick, yes, and this is going to be a Willy's Wonderland. It was worth every. Yeah, it's not like don't go into it thinking like anything other than what it is. It's just like I go into movies like that, not having an opinion. I don't know what you're getting on this.
Speaker: On Roadhouse, you didn't. Because of what they said. They said it was supposed to be like the original. And I understand. But any movie, the first time you listen to a critic, you've lost it. That's true. Because critics are literally somebody that have the opposite opinion of you telling you what you're going to like. Name a movie that the original and the remake was just about as good.
Speaker: I can't even think of any remakes. Blue's Brothers was good. Blue's Brothers was bad. Well, yes. Even Total Recall wasn't terrible. No, I do like that one a little bit, but I was thinking... Blue's Brothers was more of a continuation, not really a remake. Yeah, because it was called Blue Brothers 2000. Me and myself, I liked the original and the remake.
Speaker: OK, yeah, the original wasn't a remake either. That was a continuation. And I'm not talking about that one where they had the all female cast because that was that was a dog shit. That's what. And then there's I can't wait to see what they do with Christine. They're remaking that. Get the fuck out of here. They fucked that up. So help me. God, I want to Hollywood myself and burn it down. That's what I said. What about what about a remake that was just as terrible as the original? Oh, that's most of them.
Speaker: because it was a terrible fucking movie, both of them. And then the new one. Oh, I agree. Hey, I liked I liked it. You know, I like both of them. Yeah, they had a great time. It's going to eat us. Right. Well, Tim Curry, Tim Curry can do no wrong. Let's be honest. Tim Curry did a great job in that. Jeff could not come to the U .S. That's because his passport has passports been taken care of. I didn't even know. Great remake. I've never seen there. I just seen the one.
Speaker: 10 years or 15 years ago or something like that. I didn't know it was a remake either. And then I found out today that they're making a happy Gilmore's too. Yeah, we actually mentioned that last Saturday. It was green lit on Saturday. So Friday or Saturday last week. It doesn't surprise me because they've been itching at, you know, talking about it for a while. But where are they going to take it, honestly? Well, without Bob Bob. Oh, I know.
Speaker: I really liked Magnificent Seven and I loved the remake. I have not watched the remake yet. I honestly think maybe because it was... The cast? You know, more recent and whatnot. But I think the remake was better than the original. I agree. That's one of my... That's actually towards the top of my list. I got a big long list of movies that I got watched. I think they told me...
Speaker: The remake, if I spit on your grave, I like the remake better than the original. Oh, yes, I do. Yes. Well, even what was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre one I liked? The one with Jessica Beale. I enjoyed that one. Yes, I enjoyed that one. And I actually, personally, have met the guy that plays Leatherface, Andrew Brinsky. I'm actually trying to get him on our show. I actually have his contact info somewhere. I actually met him when he helped me. I got to be nice to Jeff then. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Talk about Roadhouse motherfucker. Yes. We won't talk about Roadhouse anymore. I'll see if I can find it for you, Brian. Or Mark. And then some of the newer ones that they make, you know, whenever they make a movie about a TV series, they suck most of the time. Well, it depends. It's time for a haircut, bro. No, it's not any longer.
Speaker: I'm working on it. I'm growing mine long. And I know I'm gonna catch shit for this, but... You liked the Brady Bunch, didn't you? No, no. Believe it or not, this is gonna blow your mind that I've seen every single episode. Sex in the City movies weren't bad. I've never even watched a single show of that. The series is porn with a plot, let's be honest.
Speaker: and I know Chris has a thing he hates fucking Sarah Jessica Parker and I get it he calls her horse face and now that I look at it I'm like yeah I see it I get it but the the the movies are actually just continuation they're basically an extended episode of the shows
Speaker: right so not they're not rebooting they're not they're just continuation when they when you do a movie of a series like that done the way they did it it's what's different that's different movies that were from a television show that were fucking amazing and i can't wait for the fourth i'm curious right
Speaker: Excellent movies my wife and that that site did the same thing. They were not redoing anything They just were continued extended the long episode when I gave them a look at some of the movies that they have a TV series alone Starky and Hutch, I
Speaker: Yeah, but that was more of a, that was a reimagining of Starsky and Hutch, and it was terrible. And the same thing with Dukes of Hazzard. There's been like three Dukes of Hazzard. Which one? The original, the first movie of the Dukes of Hazzard. With Johnny Knoxville? Yeah, I liked that one. Did you see the one where the former porn star played Daisy? I watched them all, yes. Where they're younger?
Speaker: Yeah, I think that one's not terrible. But the biggest problem I had was the fact that the reason why they use CBs, because they don't get cell service. I was like, Yeah, you're going back to the 70s. Come on, we didn't have no, no, no, no, no, in the movie, in the movie remake, or like, why do you guys use CBs? Because they were in the kids. Yeah. And it was like, why don't why don't you guys have cell phones? Like, and, and Uncle Jesse was played by the same guy in both movies.
Speaker: What's that? I asked Connor if he had tape around his glasses. No, it's in the middle. In the middle. Hey, Cardinal, do you have tear around your glasses? Oh, that was my retired voice. That's my man.
Speaker: No, it's the rapper to a zen can. I got bored while you guys were talking about movies. I think I've watched that movie, actually, Brian. No, Brian, until you watch Maverick, I don't want to hear your shit. You're not allowed to say anything. You know, OK. No one will say to you, is that the one about the fucking aliens or whatever? Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one, Connor. That looks good, but I probably wouldn't sleep for the next week and a half.
Speaker: I think Nicki Nicki and I were going to watch it then we watched the trailer. It was like, yep, I'm out. Yeah, we are. We thought it was right. He has given me a few movies that have been uh no. So, now, I'm trying to find one that I can give him. So, I told him that before I watch any more movies or shows, he's got to watch Maverick and he hasn't watched Maverick yet. Nope. The **** I've seen that. I
Speaker: It didn't necessarily ruin it, but it was, I wasn't 100 % impressed. It wasn't, it wasn't phenomenal, but it was good. It was decent. I originally watched it cause I don't, I'm not a Tom cruise man. I don't like him at all. I don't need it because mild teller miles teller miles teller. He's from our County. So I wanted to watch it just to see what, how he acted in it.
Speaker: Um, he, he didn't do a bad job. He did. I think he did a really good job. I want to put him in the picture. 47 times. Cause Janet Taylor was from Florida. No, I've only watched it a couple of times. I liked that movie. I watched the first one and second one. I haven't watched it. I haven't, I haven't seen it. And I watch him and believe it or not, I watch him because my wife says, okay, let's watch him. That's okay. Janet Taylor.
Speaker: He's a good -looking cat. He's good -looking. His ex -wife's gorgeous, too. Yeah, she is. You ever seen her lipstick battle? Yeah, buddy. Oh, that was fucking awesome. That was totally worth it. Oh, yes. I had that on repeat. And not only after that, about six months after or so, that's when they announced their divorce. I'm like, what the fuck? He cheated on her with some other woman, and I'm like, you got to be stupid. Well, that's the same thing Jesse James did.
Speaker: cheated on Sandra Bullock. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you got Sandra Bullock to go home to? Shut the fuck up and go home. Exactly. I don't know. Like Sandra Bullock. Yeah, but the difference is the amount of pussy gets thrown at these guys. You got to know when to say no. I get that. But as as a former man or myself, it's not easy. Oh, I can't see it. It's not easy.
Speaker: No, like I said, when it comes to any movie I watch, I try not to read anything like that. I try not to even watch the trailers for the simple fact. You know, I remember back in the day, movies would come out, you watch the trailer 400 times and you've basically seen the movie because all the good parts are in the trailer. Right. So like I try not to watch trailers anymore for simple fact. I look for what's coming up.
Speaker: Like, if I see a movie poster, I'm like, oh, they're doing a new Ghostbusters. I'm in. That's all I need to know. And I need to know the date. Like, the only problem I have with things like TikTok and Facebook is occasionally you'll scroll across a... Oh, you have to say the words. Well, yeah, I actually saw, speaking of saying the words, the Beetlejuice trailer looks dope. It does. But I'm scared of how, well, I think the movie, because it's Tim Burton,
Speaker: And Michael Keaton coming back together to do it. I think it's going to be. And Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton has already said he said it's better than the original. Yeah. That's a lot to say. And he was very happy with his his co -stars. And it's something that you don't normally see or hear that everybody got along. Everything was good. You know, there's always some talking shit about it all. Right. Pun intended, you know.
Speaker: No, I totally get it, but it's like I like I want to see the new Beetlejuice I totally want to see Ghostbusters, but I don't want to know and I'm a hundred percent and on Deadpool when it comes Oh, yeah, but I don't want to see the trailers. I don't want to know anything until I actually see it. I don't know. Let me I'll worry about On the on the on the Ruby day movie we had it we had a question from the chatters box if you will. Yeah, I
Speaker: Chris technician wants to know what the dinner report was. Well, I can say, is it me or it's just Chris technician always hungry. So he's asking what we ate. That's his, that's his thing. He always asks for dinner report. Connor had Brenner, pancake, eggs, and bacon. Oh, I'm mildly jealous. I actually, I, it's kind of a weird thing. And I wanted to talk to you guys about it on Monday. I haven't eaten for three days. That's a good thing for you fat ass.
Speaker: It's I was going to say, are you fasting for a certain religion? No, no, I'm not religious at all because I already know I'm going to hell. No, I'm just I'm super stressed out. I'm super stressed out. So I haven't eaten. I've gotten yelled at like four times in the past three days because I mean. The only thing I've eaten, I had a bag of popcorn yesterday. Yeah, that don't count for shit. Yeah.
Speaker: Now, the only movie that I'm interested in seeing how they redo it, and it's weird, is Twisters. I love the original. So did I. But they had to... I still want to buy that Dodge Ram and build me a Dorothy. Could be interesting. Just to drive around town. Yeah, because they're remaking it because they originally it was supposed to be a continuation of the first one.
Speaker: by it just being that their kids are doing it, but everything just dissipated on it. And so now they're, they remade it. So it's going to be interesting. Oh, they're doing a full remake. Yes. Ooh. But I like the actor that's taken on the main role. Don't ask me right now. I was going to say, who is it? Uh, yeah. Um, he was in, uh, Maverick, uh, uh, John Ham.
Speaker: uh no the cocky kid um can't remember the guy the guy that calls it they call hangman yeah yeah i don't know his name but i okay i'm not mad um but most speaking of a you know speaking of movies that became series did you watch reacher not yet brian had to walk it's so good brian me and brian were talking about it he got me to watch
Speaker: I still haven't seen Ozark. I wasn't too thrilled into it the first season, but after the first season, it picks up and goes really quick. Dude, you got to watch fucking... Yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to watch Reacher. Oh, dude, it's way better than Tom Cruise. Reacher for the first episode until the last episode. Oh, you're 100 % in. You're in. Yeah.
Speaker: And the beauty of what they do is each season is a different cast. So it's it's really good. I thought the same. No, I thought the same person played. I know the movies, they didn't play this, but the original, the main character is the same one, right? Main character is the same. OK.
Speaker: Okay, the main character is the only thing that doesn't change. Okay, you know, it's just like the Reacher books is all about Reacher walking around. He literally walks everywhere. He fucking goes or takes a bus and he ends up in some fucked up town and something ends up fixing something. And what they're doing with the series is similar.
Speaker: Okay. The first one, he ends up in this town, turns out shit went down and he fixes it. And in, in the next week, in the second season, it's something happens about one of his old buddies and he ends up fixing that. Yeah. I mean, I, I was like, okay, you know, I like to, I'm like the main, uh, character anyways. Uh, cause you know, he was on Blue Mountain. It was a great show. I love Blue Mountain. Yeah. He was on Blue Mountain.
Speaker: Yeah. And then they're all, yes he was. And then they're making another Blue Mountain. Are they really? Yep. And he will be in it. With Henry Duvall that I want to see, it's like the... Yeah, he was making fun of him. Henry was making fun of him saying he can't act or anything.
Speaker: You know, like, like the distinguished group of ungentlemanly like that. It's based off of a small group of British special forces that have to infiltrate one of Hitler's bases during World War Two or whatever. And then it looks kind of like a dirty, dirty dozen remake. It looks fucking awesome. But
Speaker: Connor's got a suicide after an hour and some change of movie talk. I want to take a real quick break because I do want to talk to you guys about something that's all over the news right now. Oh, my God. I know. Please don't bring up that. Oh, I got a conspiracy theory for you, boy. It's election year. A little conversation about it, but.
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Speaker: made a night of thoughts and a turn and a dream of what I need. What is a hero? I'm only one for a hero till the end of the night. He's got to be strong and he's got to be hot. Yeah! Gotta love John Snow. Sure.
Speaker: You don't even watch Game of Thrones. You don't get to comment. Yeah, winner's coming. Here comes Jon Snow. He's coming on Mother of Dragon's face. They're actually making a Jon Snow TV show, so I'm waiting. Actually, look, I'm waiting to hear more about it. I can barely contain my excitement. Shut the fuck up. You can't talk if you don't have a TV. Exactly. Oh, Mark, I got something for you for the second part of the show because we're going to go into
Speaker: Game of Thrones just depends off Chris. I'm glad that is what you think. Is Connor tying down his kids again because they got loose? I think he might be. We're going to chase Matthew with county line. We'll be back here just a few minutes. With no talk of Game of Thrones.
Speaker: I should've known better Than to give that girl a chance I wish I never met her Cause now she's with another man Maybe he can dance better than I can Maybe he's got them softer bitch boy hands Maybe he can keep you out this town
Speaker: And maybe stay on your side of that county line Cause you got your friends, darling, I got mine I heard you're in town, been riding around With somebody new and probably burning it down You don't wanna be seen rolling in my bar Cause everybody here knows how you broke my heart Stay outta dice, stay outta my life Stay outta this town
Speaker: And stay on your side of that county line I thought we'd be forever But you couldn't make up your mind And maybe you'll remember when you kiss him You used to sleep here every night Maybe he's making more money
Speaker: Followers on Instagram, maybe he can get you off my mind
Speaker: And maybe stay on your side of that counting line Cause you got your friends darling I've got mine I heard you're in town and riding around With somebody new you're probably burning you down You don't wanna be staying rolling in my barn Cause everybody here knows how you broke my heart Stay outta dodge, stay outta my life, stay outta this town
Speaker: And stay on your side and tell me why You got your friends, don't leave me behind I heard you're in town, runnin' around With somebody new
Speaker: Cause everybody here knows how you broke my heart Stay out of dust Stay out of my life Stay out of this town And stay on your side of that town I don't need much And stay on your side of that town I don't need much
Speaker: What you doing to me? I'm really dying inside. Look what you're doing to me. Yeah, keep your whore ass on your side of the county line. Yeah, welcome back to the nonsense going on since everybody. That was Chase Matthews with a smash hit. Hell, fuck you, YouTube. What are you going to do? Can I say that's not what a lug wrench is for?
Speaker: Sorry. That's a long range. What she used to break that mirror off. That's a long range. Yeah, well, I just would like to say congratulations on committing about seven felonies. Right? I mean, them bitches are going to jail. Enjoy being somebody's prison pussy. Some people want to do that. Yeah.
Speaker: Trust me, I am. Chris and I are from that town where people do shit like that. You know, once upon a time. Trust me, I was like, you know, I can get to Chattanooga, do what I need to do and be back in time to do the podcast. I'm just saying. No, no, no. Welcome back to nonsense. Good nonsense, everybody. Hope you guys are.
Speaker: Everybody wake up. We're not talking about movies. Everybody wake up. Game of Thrones. I'm about halfway through season one again for the fifth. I haven't reached, I watched it the first time. I watched it the first time and then the second time I watched it with my wife. I've never watched it. Dumb ways to get caught. Dumb ways to get caught, right? Why don't you watch it? Because he thinks it's too frou -frou.
Speaker: What? No, I just it's not my it's not my he's missing out on all the sex in it. Yeah, it's you want to talk about porn with a plot? Jesus Christ. Gentlemen, I don't know if you know this or not, but I have a cell phone and a laptop. If I want to watch sex at any given moment in time, I can just hit the buttons. I don't have to go watch a television show. I know, too. Yeah. OK, well, are we talking about?
Speaker: Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is a great show. I just I I just I don't I don't like I don't like fantasy and sci -fi stuffs. That's just that's just not my cup of tea. See, you and right there, I heard Brian's voice right there come out of your mouth. I mean, Jeff don't like some of the things that I like. I mean, no, I won't watch horror films like they do. I like horror films. You can't tell by my background. Yeah, I mean, I love horror films.
Speaker: I was wearing one of my belt. Just don't tell Nikki. She don't know about the tape already. She was in it. She was the other side. If we made a tape, she would definitely know. Anyways, one of my best friends, since everybody, she was like, everybody look over here. Nothing to see here. I'm a politician.
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Speaker: Except for talking shit. We would have, we would actually have a legitimate fight with talking shit because I mean, look at that son of a bitch right there, Mark. It's, it's hard for Mark and I to be on the same show together because you know, it's like, you know, the world's, I know, I know when it's your show to shut up, you know, as much when you're on my show, you don't do that. You like to talk. So that reminds me of Brian in some ways too.
Speaker: Yeah, I like to talk. Let's just be honest. Let's be honest. Brian and I both like to hear ourselves talk.
Speaker: And, but Brian, Brian's the perfect salesman. He knows how to sell the whole thing. So yeah, on Fridays, I do clicks house of music couple Fridays a month. Don't really know how that's going to work out, but I'm changing that up. Saturdays. Nonsense. Go. Nonsense is back with a twist. We open the door. We call it the open door challenge. We dropped the link in the chatter's box and we invite anybody and everybody who wants to come in to come hang out with us. And then Sundays is the day of rest. Unless you're Steven Jaravic.
Speaker: because he does his podcast, the Jarvis podcast. And he drops it like a movie review, you know, that's 60, 70 years old. But nonetheless, he does do a good job on them. And don't forget Friday nights, usually around the same time that I'm doing clicks, House of Music. If you're on Twitch, you can go watch Jarvis Demon dig for rocks or whatever the hell it is that he does. I don't know. He'd probably get more views if he played Call of Duty. You would think.
Speaker: Maybe I'd watch. But Mark, if you've learned one thing in the podcasting game, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. That's true. We're talking with Lick earlier about doing a stream at least once, you know, every once in a while, you know, playing Call of Duty and having people come on and guess how many times we die and how many people we kill, you know, stuff like that. Try to get involved in it somehow.
Speaker: I'll put myself on that bet. Uh, I bet Chris dies all the time. Wait, does Brian get kills? Cause we've been playing for a little bit now. It seems like Mark and I carry the team today. I didn't do shit, but, uh, Brian did better than me today. I will say nine times out of 10, we're playing call of duty. Well, let me rephrase that six out of 10 times. Usually the three of us are in the top three positions.
Speaker: Mark and I are almost always in the top two positions. Except for fucking today. I don't know what the hell happened today. It was like, wow. Yeah, you were off today, man. One of those days. It happens. We all have those moments. I'm trying to be in a try hard and be in a sweat player right now because I'm trying to grind out that battle pass. Well, the best part is you don't have to worry about using any of your XPs and stuff for the until Sunday or Monday. It's a double XP.
Speaker: There you go. I got 18 more. I got 18 % left of the battle pass. So yeah, I'm going to battle pass, but I never bought it. So I don't get any of that shit. I'm going to buy it. I'm going to buy it because then I'll have more than enough to buy the next season. And I'm just going to, now that I'm playing more often, I'll grind that one out as well. And, you know, it'll be worth it where before I was buying the battle pass and I was getting like 20 % through it. Cause I just wasn't playing. I only got through it because I used up the, you know, the.
Speaker: Whatever the hell they're called. The double XPs and stuff like that. Popping tokens. Popping tokens, man. Popping tokens and banging bitches. What's on your mind, buddy? What do you want to talk about? What's going on over there in your world? Can you hear me?
Speaker: He's screwing with you. Is this thing on? If you wouldn't have went from your stone cold and moved your lips a little bit, you'd have been fine. Yeah, I can't hold it as long as I used to. Oh, McFly, I'm talking to you. Anybody home? What's going on, everybody? I'm listening.
Speaker: You got the kids all taped down and strapped to the bed? Ken, neither confirmed nor did I. What is your duct tape budget? It's high. Well, however, he no longer uses duct tape because him and Jarvis was talking Monday, and Jarvis says, I know a guy that can get you a discounted rate on chains, so now he has chains. Well, I live by the theory that silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Speaker: My house and growing up, if we were silent, my mom had to worry. Yeah. A hundred percent. I still do that when my kids aren't making noise. I'm like, somebody's breaking something somewhere. Yeah.
Speaker: If I, if I'm in a room by myself and I get quiet, he's like, the fuck is he doing, man? I know he's up to someone. And a dildo. I hit my trifecta today. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Um, you know, in the past few months I've had a guest on our show. Uh, you know, uh,
Speaker: I have Tom Matthews who played Tommy Jarvis. We had CJ Graham who played Jason in part six, both in part six. Yeah. And next month, I will have Tommy LeGoughlin, the director of the. Nice. Party 13 part six. So, if I could get the girl from that, then that would definitely be, you know, I hit on. I'd be a win. I'd be a win. That's ****
Speaker: I don't even know what he said, but okay. Yeah. Fuck you. Um, so, so, all right. I know, I know you guys don't want to have this conversation, but I want to go into politics. No, no, no. I know. Well, I know it's going to go. I know Jeff and I know Connor. I know what it's going to go to. And I know it's going to go into conspiracies, but I just want to, all I want to say is we all, we get this. It's all over the news right now.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: I just, I just, is anybody really upset if terrorists are going to take out Baltimore? No, I just think it's funny that it's so close to, um, you know, it's getting election time and it's a presidential. So it's gonna, and then, you know, our, our president, um, you know, by look over here while I diddle you over here. Yeah.
Speaker: he already volunteered to Yeah, and you know what? I'm sorry. When you build a bridge, the city takes out an insurance policy. So who's taking that money? The boat hit the boat hit the bridge shouldn't the boats insurance cover it? Why the fuck are the US taxpayers paying for it?
Speaker: It's it's Jeff when I take out a life insurance policy and I die, I don't get that money. It's not a life insurance policy. Where they're buying car insurance because if you wreck your car, then you have the money to get a new car or get your car fixed. Were they rebuilding that bridge? They are. They're going to rebuild it now. Or were they doing something on that bridge as it was? Not that I know of.
Speaker: They were doing, they were like just painting it, doing normal routine maintenance. Because that bridge came down easy. Well, I don't know if you've seen the videos and this is where Chris is worried about the conspiracy theory. There were a lot of sparks flying for a bridge that doesn't have a lot of electricity on it. Right where it broke, there was explosions and shit, I'm just saying. I mean, they showed the ship going with power, they're not out with power, going with power. Well, okay.
Speaker: I actually saw a guy explain that today. When you lose power on a ship, you lose steering. Right. Yeah. So get it back for like 20 minutes. They actually when you're when you work on a ship. You train for shit, but they had two things go wrong at once. You don't train for that. You train for one at a time. So what happened is two things went wrong at the same time. They're trained for one. So they two things happen. They went, oh, fuck, what do we fix first?
Speaker: That's true. So you would think I want to address one thing real quick, Jeffrey. Go ahead. Go ahead. You said there were sparks like there's electricity on a bridge. Have you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not sparks like if there's a spark, they look like melted metal explosions.
Speaker: in multiple four spots where the four parts of the bridge actually hold together in multiple locations. Yeah, it's a real that that's the conspiracy floating around. There's multiple people showing those clips where because there was a live feed doctor videos from the live feed. I can take video from the live feed and I'm not even the smartest person. Well, actually, they can easily have spliced in on the live feed. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker: But so, yeah, I understand what you're saying. There's a fuck out of electricity that runs through every bridge because of all. I understand that everything like the way it hit it and stuff, you wouldn't expect it to be the way it will be. It wouldn't. Like, for instance, if you go out and you go get you one of those containers and you go run in the Golden Gate Bridge, the entire bridge is not going to fall. Parts of it will. That bridge came down too easy. Yeah, that was like like like matchsticks.
Speaker: Like I can understand hat like we've all seen final destination That bridge went down but most of it was still standing that is true. That's should that's what it should have looked like Very final destination is yeah, this a whole fucking bridge drops a little too easy for me And I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I could be way the fuck off base. I'm no structural engineer and
Speaker: but I'm just saying you need a engineer on the show just to tell us how easy it came down well there's still there's still engineers to this day saying there's no way held 9 -11 was brought down by planes and they're they're losing careers over there speaking up about it so the the problem is with anything that happens like this you're never going to find out the true story
Speaker: Because once again, it's all look over here while I fuck you in the ass over here because I guarantee you everybody's paying attention to this bridge thing and something else is going down that we're not seeing. Yeah. I agree with you. All right. All right. What we don't know is the nonsense construction is going to put in a bid to build that bridge because we're going to get that government contract and we can build it out of matchsticks and get the same amount of money.
Speaker: I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. Fuck that city. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. Fuck that city. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. Fuck that city. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. Fuck that city. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. Fuck that city. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. Fuck that city. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. Fuck that city. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. Fuck that city. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore. I'm not doing anything in Baltimore.
Speaker: because the entire country is currently flooding across our borders. I was going to say, you know what's going to happen? They're going to rebuild that bridge and it's going to be built by illegal immigrants because they got to have jobs too. No, they don't because they're too busy getting all the free benefits and everything under the sun. Agreed, agreed. I'm just saying that bridge came down way too fucking easy.
Speaker: Now granted that ship is like, what is it? Like 600 ton or 6 ,000 ton heavy. It's not small. It's not, it doesn't stop on a dime, but in it. And it's supposedly, I don't know how true this is, but I've heard that they dropped the anchor on the left side, but it turned right. I didn't hear that one yet. I actually saw that today. I was like, how does that work?
Speaker: I don't know about you, but I know how anchors work and that doesn't work. So as a guy who lived in a port city and seen those cargo ships come in day in and day out from some of those cargo ships have anchors on both sides, if not most of them. Right. But they, they supposedly dropped the left side anchor because when you drop the left side anchor, the boat turns left.
Speaker: And if you lose steering and you're heading towards a fucking pillar, drop the left anchor will go to the left. But they dropped the left anchor and it moved right. But also, typically, and I'm surprised that this hasn't come out or anything about it. I know the question has been out there and I have, you know, I've only paid so much attention to it. Typically, when you're in the harbor, when you're in the harbor, you're in the port area, you're you got tugboats.
Speaker: Yeah. So yeah. Or yeah. Or guiding you in, uh, when you're once you, once you hit the Harbor area, where was the tugboats? And if there were tugboats, what were they doing? Yeah. At that point in time, even losing power and losing steering and stuff like that, you should have had tub bucks or tug boats on you already to help you kind of maneuver around.
Speaker: Yeah, but let's be honest a 6 000 ton boat A tugboat's not going to reality quickly change its course I mean I could be wrong and probably am but I mean you would need a couple of tugboats to move it and I I understand the concept of yeah shit happens But it's a little too convenient Considering the date, you know, you put all the dots together
Speaker: It's very hard to hide stuff nowadays. That's shady. But and that just seems really shady to me. Now, the first time I saw the first video, I was like, huh, look at that. I'm like, what are you going to do? But after watching a couple of videos, because it's every other fucking for you video that I see, I'm like, God, damn, this this this math isn't math in here.
Speaker: Mark, I'm waiting for you to chime in because Chris is on the phone and Connor walked away. Well, no, I was actually reading about the Disney settlement with the state of Florida. Oh, really? What's going on with that? Uh, it's all to do with, uh, our, the way our governor wanted stuff or our government wanted in here in Florida, wanted to have stuff about Disney, you know, Disney opened their mouth up. Um, and it talks too much shit.
Speaker: Well, they agreed to whatever, uh, Florida wanted. So it's, it's a win for Florida, but, uh, my governor is really a win. Is it really a win though? Yeah. No. That's my thought. No, no. I got to look that up. No. And nobody gives a rat's ass about the truck.
Speaker: No, I don't know. It's just, you know, it's the whole bridge thing is one of those, one of those weird. Dude, that's sexy. Timing type things. You're not supposed to be on porn while we're doing this. No, fuck it. That Lambo truck is dope. It's basically front end of the Urus. The Lamborghini Urus SUV for the truck bed. But no, like you said, it's too convenient.
Speaker: the timing. Well, and they keep saying that, you know, you know, the potential of America being attacked and having shit squirrel. Sorry. Um, well, like the doomsday clock is like three minutes. Well, you know, they're not necessarily saying like, it's going to be another terroristic attack, like Pearl Harbor or, or nine 11, it's going to be attack on our infrastructure. And, you know,
Speaker: I blame TikTok because it's a Singaporean vote. And TikTok is a Singaporean company. So there you go. It is. Most of the time when something happens the last few years or every like the last election, you know, ship went down, this is going to happen and it's going to just get worse from here because
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Speaker: the the
Speaker: Yeah, and I the memes are already starting to come out of the of the General Lee jumping the bridge I saw that today and I was damn near lost my mind. It was Bo and Luke in the car going The bridge is out and then in the next thing it's a picture of the General Lee jumping I'm not bad at it But Yeah, it's it's a little too convenient for me it's
Speaker: It's like I said, was it the last was two years ago when the boat blocked the canal? Yeah, I think it was two years ago. And if I recall correctly, wasn't it the same company? I don't know that I don't know, but it was literally the same date a couple of years apart. Now, I don't know about you, but. And I'm no expert, but.
Speaker: It's not that hard to do what everybody else is doing. Like if I say I'm going to drive this semi truck from Ohio to Florida, there's 400 other people doing the same fucking thing. Why can't you make it? Somebody was drunk out, you know, trying to steer. Well, I think everybody took a smoke break at the wrong time.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Today, my daughter tells me because I saw her, you know, I don't watch, you know, reality TV. I can't stand it. And she goes, well, I watched The Kardashians. I said, that's the biggest shit on there. Oh, my God. I can't stand that. No, the one that I do like is the Gordon Ramsay Kitchen Nightmares. Fuck, I love that shit. That one, I'm hooked on that. And then Chris got me hooked on this was a naked attraction.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: where's where's Brian at tonight? They're uh uh Brian is uh spending his day off with his wife. I'd say wonderful but she probably kicked me in the ass for saying that. She's a bitch. Well, he's on. He's listening to the show. So, you just told him yourself. Yeah, Brian, you're a bitch.
Speaker: Don't tell him. I was on the phone. Phone conversation was more riveting than just. Conspiracy theories of the past, dude.
Speaker: Yes, I can't. I just wanted to talk about a goddamn ship hitting a goddamn bridge and how crazy I didn't care about the political side or the conspiracy side of it. That's all I wanted to talk about. And I wanted to make fun of Baltimore. That's all I wanted to fucking do.
Speaker: for making a shooting bridge. A gorilla got shot at the Cincinnati Zoo. His name was Harambe. Oh, they're looking over here, but we're doing something over here. Well, I mean, a lot of that does happen at all honesty with you want to talk about Harambe. I'll reach out to my buddy Kevin. Kevin Holly still on his goddamn Harambe kick. He still makes like dude, shut up, but.
Speaker: it's just one for the to make fun of Baltimore. That's all I wanted to do. But no, the the the government and in politics, in politics, they do do that a lot with. Yes, yes. And don't pay attention to what's going on over here because this is the real issue and this is the real problem. But we're going to distract everybody and divide everybody with this bullshit. And yeah, they do do that. It just felt like that.
Speaker: that they're voting on something that we want. You can't mention any world event without getting a conspiracy theory from Jeff. That's exactly true. No, about any, any conversation you have with anybody, somebody's going to say the government had something to do with it. It doesn't matter. Well, I mean, Mark, was it, was it you or Brian earlier that said that Disney and DeSantis had finally come to terms with their lawsuit? Yeah. Oh, you know what time of year it is.
Speaker: Yeah, but see, uh, DeSantis is not up for reelection this year. So, but that's been, so, cause I hadn't heard that. Um, and I'm curious to know because I've kind of half as been following that whole situation. It started off, it all started off with Florida having, you can't say gay and their speech or in schools and stuff like that. Disney tried standing up for it.
Speaker: DeSantis didn't like it. So he went and done this. So what's the, what's the outcome of their lawsuit? Have they, have they mentioned any details? They haven't mentioned the whole details yet. It just, they came to a term agreement and DeSantis won't back down. So it had to have been something good. I don't know how you guys personally, and you guys are down in Florida. I don't know how you guys personally feel about DeSantis. I kind of liked the guy. I used to the second term. He he's been really shitty. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, the first term, if you would have ran for president the first term, I would have said, yeah, but now, oh, hell no. I mean, I like the fact that he had the balls to stand up to Disney because that didn't bother me. It's just some of the other stuff that he has done that is making it harder on students themselves. Some of it should have been already done. Some of it shouldn't. Um, you know, but when you make statements like, uh, black people, you know, benefited from slavery, you know,
Speaker: even though it could be a true fact or not, I mean, it's just, you can't say what those things are. That's one of those things that, you know, that's a, that's a terrible part of American history. That's, that's a, that's a, that's a huge black guy in American history at the end of the day. No pun intended, but you know, at the end of the day, it's history. It happened. You know, unfortunately we can't go back and change it. There were, there, I know, like when I lived down in South Carolina,
Speaker: Um, because the area I lived in, in the low country, it was great for growing rice and stuff like that. Uh, so we had like the rice paddy fields. Charleston had a lot of Asian slaves. They had a lot more Asian slaves or that year had a lot more Asian slaves than, than quote unquote black slaves. But, you know, slavery was just.
Speaker: part of, it's a part of, it's a part of everybody's history. Every, every, every ethnicity has been slaves at some point in time in history, in world history. Every ethnicity. News flash, these four sons of bitches in these four vandals right now, we were the first ones. Thanks.
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Speaker: just your mom. He just calls him co -workers. Jeff and down there in Florida, you know, we don't hear all the, you know, when you live somewhere like, like up here, you might read in the headlines. Oh man, Mike, the wine is awesome. I live here and he's a bit of a jackass.
Speaker: He's a bit of a douche. Yeah. He told Ohio, we got a nine o 'clock curfew. Ohio said, yeah, right. And what did Ohioans do? We made a whole bunch of cutouts of Mike DeWine and like put him in bushes and shit like that throughout the state. It was like, I'm watching you. It's nine o 'clock.
Speaker: It's nine o 'clock. Do you know where your children are? No, it's not a clock. I don't fucking care. It's all bad. Holy fucking shit. I think, you know, you see on the headlines, the major headlines, it's like, damn, DeSantis is a he's got the balls to go fight Disney and not everybody loved that when he did that. But, you know, it's some of the other stuff that he has done. But it's one of the reasons why I want to leave Florida because, you know, even if we do get recreational marijuana,
Speaker: he is still going to make it a two year gap before we can get it. I think we just passed the bill this year. And I think we're looking at just because they're trying to get everything in line and trying to get all the. The word about the eyes cross the T's make sure everything's taken care of. I think they said we were looking at six months to.
Speaker: they're going to possibly a year but at the same time, they're already going. It's legalized. You know what I mean? So, like, they're not, they're not breaking people's balls. Here, they're trying to make it, you know, they want a certain wording for it and all this other **** That is true. I love that. What's up with the PDD ring? I, you guys heard anything about this PDD
Speaker: was the fact that he had somebody getting ready to go on a jet and the mule.
Speaker: And tell me now you've seen the picture of the mule. Tell me that motherfucker ain't going to rat everybody out. That dude has a rat. I don't know what I don't know who did he pissed off or what did he did? Well, he's not just did he? He did lure. He's a dead. Yeah, this man is going. He is a 100 percent USDA grade A fucking sexual predator. Oh, 100 percent.
Speaker: Whatever. And now drugs and everything. It's like, what are you doing, bro? Yeah. You know, I'm sorry. If you got more money than you know what to do with, there's other things you can figure out to do than diddling somebody you shouldn't. Or forcing people to be diddled. More people need to hear that, Jeff. More people need to hear that. Damn.
Speaker: Yeah, it is quick, easy, a little messier time. But it's not illegal. It's not illegal. The way that he went about doing stuff, it just it reminds me of R Kelly in some ways. Well, there was a meme that was like R Kelly's new bunkmate is P Diddy. I was like, yeah, I get it. You know, I think what it is is, you know,
Speaker: people already have these deviances or these deficiencies in their head and then they reach and they got more money they got the more money that they get the more that they think they're untouchable well and this is why I said if if I ever get to the point where I have millions of dollars I want to keep you fuckers around tell me when I'm doing something stupid yeah that's the problem when you're getting so much money
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you get so much money, you get surrounded by yes men. They'll be like, yeah, that's a good idea. Let's do that. I got your back, Jeff. Don't diddle kids. Fair enough. You're welcome. Well, the other thing, have you heard this, the quiet on set? I've heard that. Yeah. My, my daughter told me some of it.
Speaker: And I haven't seen the documentary, but apparently that dude is a big old piece of shit. Like they're actually claiming that Britney Spears, his sister, he got her pregnant and she actually kept the baby. Yeah. Well, she already, she already showed, uh, told everybody that, well, she told everybody that wasn't him, you know, that it, yeah, but the kid looks just like him. Yeah. Well, you can make any kid look like anybody.
Speaker: Now he's just coming back. Can I tell my daughter all the time? She's not mine, but yet. Hey, yeah. Keeps coming back. Well, and Amanda Bynes, apparently when Amanda Bynes was like 12 or 13, he supposedly allegedly got her pregnant and it made her get an abortion. Who? Dan Schneider, the guy that did it all. Nickelodeon. I was just.
Speaker: I haven't I haven't watched it yet. I need I haven't seen it yet. I want I do want to watch that that documentary Right on set. Yeah, I want to watch that documentary because holy shit and apparently apparently the hero is
Speaker: Nickelodeon is the the older guy that played iCarly's brother. He stayed on set almost the whole time. I was just reading an article earlier today about that situation about him and they said in the article that they've talked to pretty much every cast mate and they said that he was super protective and
Speaker: always there and like never, never left the set was always right there for all the kids. Um, was very mindful, very, very watchful. And, and the fact that, you know, they were, they, they'd said that like stepping in between sometimes like, yeah, he was, he tried, he stopped a lot of fights, stopped Dan center from acting the way he was towards the, you know, he, they tried.
Speaker: But, you know, you can only do so much and you can only be there so much. He had to mildly protect his career. I'm sure he wasn't worried about his career, but if he got fired, he wouldn't be there to protect them at all. So he had to kind of play along without playing along. You know what I mean? Like it was a really fine line that Kat had to walk. He said that he was there until college and that was it. I mean, couldn't you know more until, but he was there to protect him as much as he could. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to. But if you look back and you see some of these pictures of that Dan Schneider scumbag hugging some of these score stars, the the stars are really got help in their eyes. Yep. And you're just like, you can go. Well, my daughter and Brian's wife even brought it up. You think about it. If this happened with Nickelodeon, can you imagine what happened with Disney?
Speaker: Well, on top of that, well, Disney, look what's happened to all these Disney stars as they become adults. Look, look at the struggles that they've had. Look at, you know, poor Brittany. I mean, Brittany, I think I still think, yes, she went through hell, but some of the struggles that she's going through right now, I think she does it just to get attention.
Speaker: I think what she's doing now is a lot of attention seeking, but also her family. Yeah. I mean, you look at, you look at Disney stars, Christina Aguilera has struggled. Um, you know, Lindsay Lohan gotten, we all know what
Speaker: You know, watching, watching her, you know, it seems like, you know, Miley Cyrus has had her phase. Yeah. I mean, Miley's one of the biggest names in the music industry right now. And as she should be, I think Miley's got phenomenal words. I think she's awesome. But again, I don't think it was just Disney that screwed Miley up. It was her family too. Well, yeah, her family's not there. Well, there's no innocent party here. Let's be honest. Oh, that's true.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: The funny thing that I find about this is Corey Haim is literally like everybody's like, oh, look at all these fucking scumbags. And Corey Haim is like, are you fucking kidding me? I've been saying this for fucking years. We don't work. Oh, man. And Corey and Corey Haim is like Corey Haim is the one that died. Well, Corey, Corey Haim apparently got great by Charlie Sheen with cooking oil with between in between two trailers.
Speaker: in between two trails on the set of that Lucas movie. Yeah. Like he full on said, take it. Like it was fucked. I've seen these things popping up. I'm like, Jesus Christ. See, again, you know, it's like it's like these. And I'm not saying nothing bad about the women, but people coming forward 30 to 40 years later saying this person did this. Well, do you have proof? Now Nickelodeon stars or kids, they have proof of this stuff. It's just that they weren't allowed to say until
Speaker: Certain amount of time was over. Well, you also have like nda's to worry about right? Well, that's what i'm talking and and and the biggest thing is is you're making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month And you're you got these yes men behind you be it your family be it your friends Whatever saying dude, you got a good fucking thing going Shut the fuck up suck the dudes balls and get back onto set so I I see where
Speaker: Like I said, there's no innocent party here. And the only thing that the only people that are innocent of these people are these kids that got screwed over literally and figuratively because poor Amanda Bynes, gorgeous girl. And now she she looks like hell. Yes, I agree. And I give her all the props in the world because right now she's got a TikTok page and she's actually trying to get her manicures license.
Speaker: where she's like, I'm going to become America's. And I'm like, you know, good on her. She's like, she's trying to get a life. And I'm like, I'll get my nails done by a man of mine. So I got a million questions for, you know, uh, but no questions. I'm sure it's the last thing that's on her mind. No, but no, but
Speaker: I'd be asking weird off -the -wall questions and stuff. I'd be like, what was it like hanging out with Chatham Tatum when you were on the set of He's the Man or shit like that? Yeah, she's the man. She's the man. Whatever. But I wouldn't be asking, so who did you fuck? I don't care about that. I want to ask stupid questions that all fans want to know. But what was it like doing that fucking movie with Frankie Muniz, that big fat liar? I love that movie.
Speaker: Uh, shit like that light stuff. No, I'm not going to be like, so did, did Dan Schneider, you know, stick it to you? And I'm not, I'm not that guy. Um, and I'm sure he did, you know, but she's got a fascinating story. You talk about somebody that's got like, how many shows and movies was that chicken? Uh, a couple of series and I think over 10 movies because yeah.
Speaker: And, and I'm sorry, but somebody owes the fucking, uh, Olson twins an apology. Yeah. Because apparently America's dad was like, Hey girls, check this out. See this. Yeah. That's still hearsay though. Yeah. Understood. I haven't heard anything about that. And that, and that, and that honestly, I think like, uh, like, like a pile on effect.
Speaker: Agree. I've heard a lot of stuff that, you know, Bob Saget did, but, you know, I can't see him doing that, but, you know.
Speaker: People do talk more once, uh, you know, somebody dies. They'd like to talk more shit about the person. I mean, you say, you say, I can't see Bob Saget doing that, but whoever would have thought that Bill Cosby would have done the thing to spill coffee. Hey, that's still here. That's still not. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to pay for you and Bill Cosby hang out and have a couple of drinks. You still want to go?
Speaker: We're not his type. I'm not. I'm not his type either. But would you still have a drink with the guy? I'd be I'd be kind of covering my **** You know, because because it came out, yes, I be Larry of it. But can they can somebody actually prove it? No, no. But it comes down to
Speaker: Yeah, but once you ring a bell, you can't unhear it. Exactly. I want to continue this conversation, but I want to take a real quick break. I do want to continue this conversation because there's quite a few things I want to add to this as well, and different celebrities who kind of fell under this microscope.
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Speaker: It's by one of the friends of the podcast our last night doing a cover of Morgan Wallens last night. And we're back here just a few minutes. We're gonna keep this conversation going. So enjoy, go grab your refreshment, get your beverage, whatever you need to do.
Speaker: Last night we let the liquor talk I can't remember everything we said but we said it all You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met But baby, baby
Speaker: No way it was the last night that we break up I see your tail lights in the dust You call your mama, I call your bluff In the middle of the night, pull right back up You're mine, my friends say let her go Your friends say what the hell I wouldn't take her
Speaker: We said, but we said too much I know you bet your shit is living to right before you left But baby, baby, stop this telling me this ain't over yet No way it was our last time No way it was our last night I know you said this time you really weren't coming back again
Speaker: Well that just ended abruptly.
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Speaker: Yep. Anyways. So before we went to break, we were, hold on, hold on, hold on. Before you get started, you had me for about 15 more minutes. That's fine. Then I got to go. You're good, but how about whenever you need to pop out? Apparently Connor just says, fuck everybody. And Lee, I said his kids got loose. He had to go. Yeah.
Speaker: Before we went to break, we were talking about all this, mainly the news with the biggest thing in the news right now is Nickelodeon and the behind the scenes documentary and everything that's coming out with what happened to the actors and actresses and whatnot. But the crazy part about it, this is nothing new in Hollywood. This has been going on in Hollywood for years and years and years. We were talking about this Monday night.
Speaker: You know, the downside of the world we live in, in the society that we live in, as men or as boys, you can't come out and say that you are a victim of essay or a victim of, of, of great. Why? Because you're looked down upon and you're judged and everything else.
Speaker: And Drake Bell as who was the biggest whistleblower on this whole Nickelodeon thing You know, he's dealt with outside of what happened to him, but just all the other Bullshit he's dealing with a lot Some of it he caused on himself Yeah, I mean he is one of you know, he's a he's a whistleblower on on Nickelodeon but yet he has been caught with underage girls and
Speaker: what i saw i saw um uh what's the guy from seventh heaven the dad from seven oh the dad yeah he he was dating a 14 year old when the show was going yes yeah when the show was going and apparently it was like you don't you don't see him anymore you won't see him in movies or anything he's been blackballed obviously but i mean
Speaker: You hear more about men doing this than women. Yeah. And the other thing, and the other thing with it is, you know, once upon a time, and again, you know, the Drake Bill situation, and I'm not saying it's okay. Like I'm not giving it, I'm not, I'm not first and foremost in no way, shape or form. He doesn't get a pass or anything like that, but.
Speaker: It, it could be a symptom or a side effect of what he went through as a child. You know, a lot of, a lot of people act out what they're used to. Well, I'm trying to, I'm trying to think about, I'm trying to figure out how to, so a lot of people when, when, when they're, when they're, when they're children and they go through this, that yes, they might technically be an adult, but they deal with a lot of mental, uh, uh,
Speaker: uh, instability or, or whatever. So in their mind, a lot of times, especially when they're, when they're dealing with the PTSD or, or the trauma or whatever in their mind, their minds tell them that they're still in that 14, 12, 13, 14 year old kid, even though in actuality, they're in their thirties and it's a part of a repression and whatnot like that. And the only reason I know this is because I've ever been touched inappropriately, but
Speaker: somebody in my life, very close to my life, very personal was a victim. And I remember going through therapy with them and, and doing this dance with them and having the conversations, you know, as family, this is what you should expect. This is, this is what can happen down the road. This is what you got to look out for. And I've seen it in this person. Um,
Speaker: And I would not that they've ever gone after anybody under age or dated anybody under age, but I've seen, I've seen what they're talking about. And again, not a free pass, not okay either way, but you have to understand. And then coming from a male perspective, where when you come out and say, this happened to me, I was, uh, I'm a victim of SA or I'm a victim of graphing by a, a, an adult in a situation
Speaker: whether it was by another man or by a woman, because yes, it does happen. I'm surrounded by adults who are meant to be there to protect me. And they don't. That is true. And now they're doing this to me. So it happens. No, I don't have anything in my beard, by the way. You should play with it.
Speaker: That's a nervous twitch. So, you know, you have to, it's a mental fuck. Yeah. And it affects you for the rest of your life. But, you know, we live in a society where, you know, you know, we talk about the Bob Saget stuff and I haven't heard anything about that in all honesty. I mean, that's why I said it at this point, it's just hears you say,
Speaker: But instantly, he's guilty, no matter what. We're no longer innocent until proven guilty. We're guilty until proven innocent. But even after we're proven innocent, we still have to deal with the... Well, look at Kevin Spacey. He was proven innocent, but he's still blackballed. And he's starting to get movies again. Yeah. And even...
Speaker: And the man in the midst of the millage and Johnny Depp, he was accused of beating the shit out of Amber Turd. And technically she deserved it. She deserved it, but he never touched her, you know? Terry Hirsch was very vocal about his years later, but did he look at guys like Cristiella? He's a stand -up comedian. Yep. And he didn't do anything with kids. It was other women.
Speaker: And all he did was jerk off in front of him, but he said, Hey, this is my thing. Are you cool with it? And they're like, yeah, he came out that accused that with the accusers. They're like, yeah, he asked for permission and yeah, we said it was fine, but then they still want to try to cancel the man. Yeah. And then now, you know, he's bad. You know, fortunately it didn't work because, you know, even he was like, I did everything I'm supposed to. And I didn't even touch him. They just watched.
Speaker: And I ask him, but then you have weirdos like Matt Lauer, who's like, come in my office and I got a button under my desk. But, but you know, look what has happened to Corey Hain. He has been screaming for the last, what, 30 years. He has been screaming for what, the last 30 years, 40 years. Easily, easily. About everything that happened to kids.
Speaker: back in the day when when him and Corey Haymore coming up and other kid actors and he was labeled a crazy person and they have painted him and done a great job as making him look like a complete fucking lunatic and his brain is so fucked up. I mean, I don't know if you guys have seen him lately. Oh, yeah, he's not. I've heard his music. So that was enough right. Oh, dude, you got to see him perform. You got to see him perform live.
Speaker: because I mean, he he thinks he's Michael Jackson. Yeah, he does. But his brain is so fucked because of the abuse that he went through as a child. Just not only that, but the amount of abuse that he took after that fact, too, of saying, OK, if you keep saying who this is, we're going to do this. We're going to do this. And we're going to paint you looking like the fucking idiot. And, you know, that's I agree with you on that one.
Speaker: see there's some that you know they they prove their innocence and eventually some of them actually get back their lives but then you have the rest of them that don't get shit when they're innocent well yeah i mean but it's like you know you look at somebody like Corey Haim Corey Feldman that the one thing that
Speaker: kind of blows my mind is is the the elephant in the room that nobody talks about anymore and even though it should be is Michael Jackson Michael Jackson he was accused all this stuff it turns out Michael Jackson never thought anything sexually he just he was never able to be a kid I don't know if I believe anything either way but it's like what I'm hearing from somebody like Corey Feldman
Speaker: He never touched us not not even remotely and but but it comes down to it's as Chris said it's a pile -on effect. Oh Well, I see somebody getting Kevin Spacey on something I'm gonna go after Michael Jackson because he got more money and I was one time at Neverland so You know there is that it's you can't Unfortunately, unless you were there You can't really have a say in it
Speaker: Well, that's why I was, you know, I was saying about the women for, uh, you know, that came forward, you know, 30 years later, saying that this person raped me and then they're getting them thrown in jail now for it. They don't have proof of it. It's a, he said, she said shit. I don't see how it's working. Well, it's, it's there unfortunately for well, fortunately.
Speaker: unfortunately, unfortunately, it's kind of a double edged sword. But when it comes to essay and murder, there is no statute of limitations. But there was with the for rape and sex and stuff. There was a cap on it after. Yeah, but but they does changed it. Well, the rule when it comes to a statute of limitations comes down to
Speaker: it's it's the statute of limitations doesn't start after the act it starts after the cops start investigating that's the rule when it comes to statute of limitations so well it also about what the fuck you let everybody in here don't you
Speaker: Yeah, we let Brian and Jarvis in here. Yeah, unfortunately, we do it everywhere. Oh, that's good. You know, it's about almost my time to leave. So so many. Oh, way to go, Jarvis. You made Mark good. Oh, whatever, motherfucker. I hear this ding on my fucking phone and I look over, it's sending me the link. It was actually because he knew I was leaving. He wanted a fourth in here and a half hours in sending you the link. Yeah.
Speaker: I see where I rank in the whole fuck. Yeah, I'm glad to do that. And that's the other thing is shut up, Connor. We as we as a society and as a culture, we have to we have to be mindful. Do these things happen? Absolutely. But we have to watch that. And I'll use this for instance, not that I like the guy and I really don't like the guy that is my quarterback. But what would happen with what would happen with the Sean Watson?
Speaker: You know, and, and, and, and they, and they, and this is why there was no criminal charges. And now it's become a civil thing because they were all Instagram models and they showed the message. The messages were there as far as, you know, what receipts were there. Right.
Speaker: Well, yeah, the receipts were there as far as the potential of what would, you know, what could go down at the end of the day. What? And it was the money grab and it was a fame grab. And Deshaun Watson ate absolute shit for it. And let's be honest, the man was at the top of his game in Houston. He was. No, he did good for Houston at the time. But he was never going to win.
Speaker: It doesn't matter how he did on the field when it comes to the allegations. It comes down to, he did nothing wrong. His name got drug through the mud and now he has to suffer because some fucking mewling quim is looking for a couple of bucks. Exactly.
Speaker: And now they want to fame grabbing a money grab and then you know big ups on the kid for signing a huge contract on contracting Cleveland because he's trying to make all this go away by writing checks But he's writing checks that he should never have to write at the end of the day agree I mean, but it was the pile -on effect because once once three or four came out and said hey We're about to get paid then the rest everybody's like hey, I want a couple More came it was just like
Speaker: Oh, it's a little too, it's a little too easy. Well, that's like the Hugh Hefner effect. They waited until he died to start saying all this shit about him because the teammates are coming out and saying, no, this shit never happened. Yeah. Well, it's like, but that's the thing, you know, it gets tossed out in the criminal court because there's no, there was no criminal activity. Right. So there's the repercussions at the end of the, because, and this is, this is, this is kind of where I'm going. It's a roundabout way.
Speaker: For the ones who cry wolf, it makes it so much harder for every, every one person who cries wolf. It makes it a hundred times harder for someone who has actually gone through it and lived in to get justice, to speak their truth, to share their truth and, or come out about it because they don't want it. They don't want to see as a money grabbing whore.
Speaker: Yeah, they exactly or you know, whatever the case man or women it makes it that much harder because You have so many people out there making a false and there's no repercussion for it. Well, that's the problem I think there needs to be a law enacted that if you if You bring a charge like SA or anything like that to somebody and it turns out you you're fucking making it up and
Speaker: then I mean, I can say when Jeff was 18 and I was 17, he touched me inappropriately. Yeah, that's why he's in Mexico.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you know, okay. Well, I didn't mean to come out, but yes, there are, there are multiple charges of Jeff touching me inappropriately when I was under the age of 18 and he was like, this amount. And he ran away to Mexico. And, you know, I'm trying to get, I'm trying to do their job because I'm like, I know where he is. No, Lee. No, Lee. Um,
Speaker: Somebody's got the wrong glasses on today. I mean, I think he's been working out, but no, when I think about Steven working out, I imagine the SpongeBob episode where he's he's looking at the marshmallows. If Steven was actually working out, he would look like Popeye. Rocky, Rocky. I'm a douche because I've got an ink or arms.
Speaker: I'm out of here. Alright, Mark. Hey, check us out tomorrow night. We'll be there. I won't. I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow. I'll call duty. I I I work late. I'll watch it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Right. You have a comedian, right, Mark? It's too late. OK. Too late. Yeah. You're on now. It's not too late. Dude, that is a bullshit ass. That's the same bullshit ass. It's seven o 'clock. Iron Man Rich used about our show. And yet he's on... Iron Man Rich wakes up at like 5 a .m. though. He's on Late Night Parents every week that starts at midnight.
Speaker: Maybe Jeff, maybe that's Jeff's way of just saying, hey, I don't like being nice. Yeah. Yeah. He's trying to be nice. I don't like Brian. So, you know, fuck him. Yeah, Mark, if these assholes will shut up. I'll let you I'll let you do the shameless plug because I plugged Mark enough to the shit is on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram.
Speaker: uh tiktok uh x uh we uh do we do our uh yeah hey don't forget to live please um give you some more plugs mark
Speaker: I was great by click Next episode No, we're on every Thursday nights 8 p .m. Eastern Standard Time If you want to watch us go to YouTube Talking shit
Speaker: sh t t t shut up jeff um you guys can't spell touch the tape yes we did that for a reason so bite me jeff uh oh my god that's true too but you know
Speaker: That's okay. I can't spell the either buddy. That's the longest plug that's gone off the rails. So quick. It wasn't for Jeff and Glick there, you know, don't drag me into your failures. Wait, don't they have more subs than us though?
Speaker: Hey look, just because, just because Mark and I, just because Mark's favorite game to play when we role play, I'm Jeff Dunham and he's one of my puppets. Yeah. Just don't get on Mark's bad side. If that's wrong, he don't want to be right. With Mark again, it's making Mark's a puppet. I don't want to be wrong. You know, if you want to be on Mark's show, you gotta, you gotta do with a puppet actor also. He'll boot you off the show.
Speaker: No, that's just you. That's just you. Yeah. Sorry, buddy. No, no. I mean, let's let's be honest. It sounds like you forgot to make an appointment with me. No. Well, you never answer my fucking text, you asshole. I'm checking my phone now. There's no there's nothing in here that says I'll wash your balls for you, Connor.
Speaker: There you go. Well, you know, I don't necessarily have to ask. I will talk to you guys tomorrow or whatever. I will. I will. I will try to make it. Yeah, we'll see. Hold your breath. Connor, it was a pleasure. Steven, fuck you. Oh, so fucking lumpa fucking lollipop gildia fucking Jon Snow. Hey, don't talk shit about Jon Snow. That's a good way to get hurt.
Speaker: have a good night. Have a
Speaker: Fuck you Jarvis. Oh, shit. You're supposed to say it when you're leaving, Connor, not when you're still here. Tomorrow night, 8 p .m. on Facebook and YouTube. Talking shit will have Harry Snover comedian on their show. Look him up. It's talking shit. S -H -T -T -T. Touch this table.
Speaker: And I enjoy having the guys pop in from time to time and hang out with us throughout the week, but All right, Mark. Hi, welcome to Talking Shit. I'm Mark. Why are you sitting on Glick's lap?
Speaker: Oh, shit. I'm sitting on Glitch's lap. Wow. You know, we've had some low points in our show, but never once have we been booted for a puppet. Sorry, Jarvis. I love you, buddy. No, you're not. You know how much praise I've given you in the last couple of days after Monday night, man.
Speaker: Don't worry, you're still a part of the note. Don't worry, Glick. They are eventually coming for you. Just know. They all come for Daddy Glick, I'm just saying. That's what she said.
Speaker: I'm so glad that Glick actually thinks I can count to 12 being from Minnesota or Southern Canada as we like to say.
Speaker: I we we know your wife helped you right. You're you're searching reasons why I know what you mean. Forty -five doesn't come after four. Yeah, it's one, two, three, four, thirty -five. Forty -five. Forty -five.
Speaker: There's going to be people that are going to message you being like, hey, leave Jarvis alone. We know he's mentally disabled. Now, trust me, they already get those messages, but the message reads is you guys should keep fucking with them. He's going to make a great episode when he takes a long walk off a short clip. We've got messages from your therapist. I heard they're there, Steven. That's very good. We talk about you guys every session. Can you chill out? Seeing as how I haven't been to it there, I start therapy again, April 1st.
Speaker: Let me guess, you mean therapy because you've been on this show? As you get there, you just tell your therapist, all you do is pick on me. Just watch one show. I don't even need to come in. Just watch the film.
Speaker: send me notes via email. Usually people in the Discord will be like, so what's this Men Caring for Men Monday show I'm always hearing about? And I'm like, I'm like, I send the link every Monday. That's when I become really gay. And one day I sent the wrong link and it was for one of our Saturday shows that went directly off the rail and they're like, one person in there literally messaged me privately and they're like, you know,
Speaker: They pick on you way too much, but you take it so well. The only reason we do Monday show is because because of Saturday show. Yeah, that's why Connor didn't show up last Saturday because he wanted to be able to have something to use on Monday. Better about myself, because I want to. That way because mighty white of you, Connor is Jarvis's way to.
Speaker: recover from Wednesday and Saturday. Sad thing is it's not it's not very far fetched. Jarvis, I'm like woving them in and caring for men. Jarvis, what's on your mind?
Speaker: You know, Carter said fuck you like 47 times. Actually, by my count, it was 53. Jeff keeps on that meme of me explaining the joke. Mark and Brian called me a serial killer. And well, Glick, well, you know. Glick laughs at every joke. It's fucking me. He doesn't even say anything.
Speaker: you know what you did he doesn't stand up for me he's supposed to be a moderator now every time i go to my therapist they're gonna be like where did the champ where did connor and where did jeff touch you on the on this doll in my ears where's the heart at yeah where's the heart
Speaker: You know, you know, here's the thing. Here's the thing, Steven. I'm actually glad you're here because then the picking is not on me. It's on you.
Speaker: I mean, most of the time when you're not here, Connor's always saying, hey, get Jarvis in here. And we all know why. That's why as a Southern Canadian, it's usually Connor's punching bag. You know, he's mad at me. My dad asked me on Saturday because they were down for my son's birthday. Asked me on Saturday if you were from Canada. I said, no, he's from Minnesota and he didn't stop laughing for 15 minutes.
Speaker: He almost died. What's that? Your parents listened to the show.
Speaker: My dad listened to, not this Monday night, but the Monday night prior. I was like, that's fine. Just make sure mom never watches a Saturday night because I'll never watch a whole two episodes before she stopped watching. I'll never hear the end of it. That's why I'm glad my parents don't watch. That's why Connor wasn't on the show Saturday night because his dad got down there Saturday because he
Speaker: What's this? And he punched Connor in the stomach and caught him a pussy. Yeah. He punched me. He punched me in the throat and said, no, none of mine's dead. Get off of there. I didn't raise no board. What's up with these quarters, motherfucker? Where's all my change, bitch? Now I know where my quarters were going when you were a kid, Connor. Get it. Wait, so I'm a good character. I can never I can never load it load more than five without my ramrod.
Speaker: Yeah, I got the ramrod right here, baby. Yeah, ramrod. But we can at least get six or seven in there after. You know, it being 2024, I have a question for you, gentlemen. What? Is the world fucked? Yes. What? How does a non -binary person kill someone? They slash that. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Ah! They what?
Speaker: They slash them as it broke out. So I knew the answer. So speaking of which, I do have a serious question for Jeff and Connor. Sure. Should I be concerned every Thursday and Sunday I get a message from Jarvis
Speaker: And all it reads is, you know what you did and it's done emojis. Should I be worried? Oh, shit. They know, they know, they know all about her. I went to Steven's house last night and there's this list. What the fuck are you talking about? I live in an apartment. I ain't that rich.
Speaker: I wish I had a house. Every abode, your living situation. I stopped by Steven's igloo and went inside. Sorry, that got me.
Speaker: I don't know why that got me, but that got me. Take a little asshole. Sorry, I don't know why that's so funny, but fucking. By the way, Steven, you really need to block off your windows when you go to bed at night. You really need to block off your windows when you go to bed at night. Why? He's watching you sleep, dummy.
Speaker: Jesus. Well, he hasn't slept well for a few nights now. Toss it in turn and I see. I helped him out the other night with chloroform. He didn't feel a thing. And they slashed them. You know what's more dangerous? What's more dangerous than a lesbian running with scissors?
Speaker: I don't
Speaker: loading the dishwasher? Yeah. What do you what do you say when you're going down on a woman she farts? Put your finger over a butthole and go shh little buddy you're next. I actually heard that the other day somebody put somebody put in a like a
Speaker: Reddit post or something like that. What do you do? What a woman was he part? So I go down her and somebody put in the comments put your finger over a ball and say little buddy you're I told that to my wife. She almost divorced me Funny I'm like so don't fart I'll do it. I'll do it and go straight to your toes Jeff meanwhile, she's laughing
Speaker: That's not funny, Jeff. Do it while you're eating another spoonful of beans. Oh my gosh. No, don't tell me that. I got this guy on TikTok. He just reads.
Speaker: posts and comments from like Facebook or wherever and Everything he reads it's ten times funnier because he can't even get through the sentence because he's laughing so hard I Wish had an example because my son just took my phone You seen the Australian guys that all get together and they drink and they take shots if you can get them to laugh It's literally like a one -on -one battle and they sit there and their friends are over in the corner and
Speaker: And if you can get the other person to laugh, they have to take shots. Oh, all they all they do is one liners the whole fucking time. Well, there's there's a chance I've probably seen the channel because it's old as fuck. But the dad jokes. Yeah, where it's it's the old man and and fucking I can't remember the guy's name, but he's a famous. It's like he was on MTV, the guy with the dreads from MTV.
Speaker: from back in the 90s. You guys are too fucking young to know. Chris would know. What? Chris, get off the phone. That fucking old man.
Speaker: gets these dudes where these guys these guys will tell a joke and they won't they won't budge but this old man will tell a joke and they fucking lose their minds and it's all these quick little one -liners and like that old guy cracks me up my new favorite thing on tiktok there's i found a couple of channels where it's just he's a big guy and he kind of looks believe it or not he looks kind of like mark
Speaker: But he's the size of Chris and he's going down an escalator in Vegas and he's got like a fart machine that sounds like a wet fart. Yeah, it goes off and he's like, oh, oh, oh, that one got away from me. And then the people fucking lose their mind behind it. Yep. Those fucking crack me up. My wife's like, you're disgusting. Like walks by people on the pier and does it. The one he was on a boat with all these people and he's like,
Speaker: anchors away. The girl we had was like, what the fuck? The first thing everybody does is oh my god. And then they all laugh. Oh, the I saw on the same channels. It's not just that guy. There's a bunch of funny shit happens. But the one that's got you guys have seen friends, right? Yeah. You ever see the one where Phoebe shows everybody how she runs?
Speaker: And she runs like this crazy person. And Rachel's like, why do you do that? She's like, because if I'm going to run, I want to have fun doing it. Like when I was a kid. So there's this girl on TikTok. She does that. She does that run. She'll just, she'll stretch it and she's a good fucking girl. And all of a sudden she'll start running like this. And people are like, what the fuck? It's hilarious.
Speaker: At least ain't like the run from the Goldbergs that the one brother used to do in that show. Which one? Oh, I've never seen the Goldbergs all the way through. I've seen clips, but I've never seen the actual same. I know it's been like the 90s show like as in the 70s show. It's it's it's kind of a weak version of the 70s show, but takes place in the 90s. Takes place in the 80s. Is it the 80s? I was assumed it was the early 90s.
Speaker: no, like, and it's funny how he runs because he goes like this behind his back. Like the reverse Conor McGregor. Are you an energy? I'm sorry, that still cracks me up when it comes out.
Speaker: You're no. Yeah, I don't know. I watched the movie and to me, it was like I seen what they're trying to do. So it was like, I don't know. Don't get back into this, Stephen. Don't fucking start this. Get again with an hour on on Roadhouse. So we're not. Yeah, I watched it. I I heard it works. Well, many ran. Yeah, well, Mark's more. I mean, what? No, but the other one.
Speaker: Fucking Chris got me got me fucking hooked on this fucking show the impractical jokers. Oh, yeah. Damn. Those guys are fucking hilarious. Backed into it. I just saw that counter. What's that? I asked Lee if he jumped a little bit at first because you touched him.
Speaker: No, he moved. He pushed back. Yeah. He backed that thing up. Mom and Mickey roll. Yeah. No, but that impractical jokers, Jesus Christ. They did an episode where they had to, they had to steal stuff out of people's carts and dude walks up and just steals this lady's cart and walks off. I don't know if they do any new ones because the one guy left.
Speaker: I don't know. They put it up on Max here. Oh, okay. It's weird. Certain shows, I'll get the same time you do, but other shows, I'll get months or sometimes years later.
Speaker: like when um what's that Anthony Mackie uh uh Twisted Metal when that came out oh yeah I got it I got it here after it had finished in the States and it was like I had to do wait week by week to finish it and all that shit I cannot wait for season two of that show is that a car Jeff
Speaker: What's that? Yes, this is my eclipse. I swear this whole fucking time, I thought you were like out on your porch. Oh, God. I got some major bad. I don't I don't really have a point. I have a sidewalk and it's part of my driveway. So the car is the the passenger side tires are on the sidewalk that goes to the front door. And then there's another strip of concrete. I feel like Glick's going to go in here and immediately drop the champ elbow.
Speaker: Glick comes when and where he wants, Jarvis. Yeah, you should. You should know this trust me. I know this. That's the reason why I'm on here on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Yeah, you do. Yeah, we're going to say Connor facts on facts. The math is math. Yeah, I got you. Only way to get on the show is you got to polish the not even does he is Luberderm with you or does he use the KY? Yeah, I like Charlie Sheen.
Speaker: It's like in the two and a half men episode where Emilio Estevez is like, you want to get there quick enough with the devil or else ask for this bed. Emilio Estevez is in an episode of Two and a Half Men. I would actually watch that episode. I can't stand that show, but I would actually watch that episode. That was not me, by the way. No, I know it wasn't you. After the fact.
Speaker: There is no loop with Glick.
Speaker: My wife is in the house. Yeah, sure. Figures. Why you got a smug look on your face, fucker? Every time. I know you too well. You got off the phone your whole like, one or two things happen. He's going to get smacked around tonight in a good way. Or he's got something smart ass to say. So I'm curious.
Speaker: Well, that's a good thing to know. I've gotten smacked around in a good way the last two days in a row. I was informed that I should take vacation more often.
Speaker: I was telling the guys that you and I'll be a stay at home dad. Well, gentlemen, I may or may not be back. My daughter just shit all over the couch. Oh, nice. So I'll be. All right. Dude, I'm telling you right now, invest in a steam cleaner. I want to go back in time and invest in condoms.
Speaker: Why don't you invest in? A third floor apartment and a good pair of boots. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to go handle this. I do think I'll be back, but we'll see. Maybe a quick snip next time. Hey, that's in the works, baby. No, you fucking got me hooked on that fucking impractical jokers, you shit.
Speaker: God damn, that shit's funny. Why are you? Why are you? Why are we talking about television shows again? We're not. This fucker brought up this fucker brought up fucking impractical jokers are brought up from Roadhouse. Oh, so you're going to fucking blame me. All I said was it was a good movie. Well, you pointed at Connor. Yeah. Well, they told me, did you know how to fucking point? Once again, my camera's reversed. It drives me nuts.
Speaker: OK, well, still, there's there's there's Jarvis. One of those. I mean, there's enough. Yeah. This asshole. Wow. You know what? Hold on a second. I need I need I'm trying to bite my tongue. Oh, God. I got to be. No, never mind. I'm not going to bite my tongue. I was scrolling through.
Speaker: I was scrolling through, you know, watching, let's just call him one. Let's just call a spade a spade. Saw my video, didn't you? Hey, you are welcome. I saw your video and I was like, tell him that trick. My move.
Speaker: My lawyers will be sending you a cease and desecration. You do not have the fucking patent on chloroform, sir. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. But right before I started using it, I yelled copyright patent. Yeah. Bush Incorporated. T .M. So it's out there. So I'm just saying. I'm not telling you that. You don't have to stop using it.
Speaker: But I need my cut, you know what I mean? So what did you see when you were scrolling through porn? You know, people who are simply known as broadcasters or actually as streamers. I saw it too. As streamers.
Speaker: Don't, don't, don't make side remarks and don't make snide comments about people who are actually doing shit because at the end of the day, there's a difference between what you do and what others do. And that is 50 % of your, actually 75 % of your content goes away as soon as you're done.
Speaker: So don't ever go, some people are out there not doing shit, not making shit and they're jealous because those, some people that you might be referring to are the people that are in your circle. Yep. A hundred percent. I saw exactly what you're talking about. It listens for Travis. Uh -huh.
Speaker: If 75 % of your shit goes away as soon as you're done and yeah Say or do something that might might Might cause problems for you Because god forbid that you stand behind the things that you say that you delete Shut the fuck up about what anybody else?
Speaker: Yeah. Shit, anybody else is doing. Mm hmm. I already know that's not me because I don't delete my shit. I haven't. I've never. I was just scrolling through social media and I I've seen a a streamer. I guess I don't even know where you would put. I guess a broadcaster at the end of the day. You're not a podcaster.
Speaker: You're not a streamer. Let's say just to be nice, a part -time broadcaster. You're not anybody of any importance talking about people talking about their numbers. And let's be honest, do numbers really matter in the grand scheme of things? No. I mean, it depends. No, no, no, no. And I get that. I get that. But the numbers
Speaker: I could get you numbers. It's called throwing a couple bucks at it. You can get numbers, but quality quality as as some asshole always says quality over quantity.
Speaker: You know, I feel like those are some great words of wisdom from an asshole. And I won't mention any names. And I would say, I would say, uh, Ulysses actually said that. Quality of her quantity. His name rhymes. His name rhymes with smut.
Speaker: And I, and I, and I think the same guy calls himself the shmam. Jesus Christ. You do not have the patent or the rights to do quality over quantity. I'm sorry. But I said, copyright, click 20,
Speaker: But as someone that just turning on his camera and shines, by the way, just because you turn on your camera does not make you a content. You need to shine when you turn your camera on is because you've got a fucking flashlight in front of you behind your laptop. Yeah. See, it's not like you're like you who just a little bit shines. No, yeah, because she's bio loosa luminescent, which, by the way, she was live this morning.
Speaker: He was live and I jumped in and she's like, Hey, Jeff, what you doing? I was like, I don't want to tell her cause I'm ticker. Yeah. Well, it wasn't, I didn't get a notification. I was just scrolling because I follow her on Tik TOK, but you know, I follow her on Instagram too, but
Speaker: I don't think she posted anything. I don't, I don't know if I may have gotten a notification, but as I was scrolling, you know, cause I was going through your followers and I saw she was live and like, Hey, look at that. There she is. You're stuck in my page. Not. Stop stalking my Facebook, my social media. All right. I can't, I can't help it. Just because, just because Dickey said we can't get married because you're marrying her.
Speaker: You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me. You can't quit me.
Speaker: You can't handle the truth. That was Jack Nicholson. Wrong guy.
Speaker: No, but yeah, I 100 % agree. Just because you turn on your fucking camera and spout off some weird thing or read off the Internet. Oh, I almost recorded that and sent it to you. You know, I actually saw it. That was direct to that. I saw it and I was like, yeah. Yeah. All right. But you're kind of reading off the Internet. We almost turned into drivers.
Speaker: But literally, it's like, if I read off the internet, I mean, you want to talk about, I'm sorry, that's boring. Or, you know what, better yet, Chris, just Google it. Just Google it. You'll find everything you need. Just Google it. Fuck it. I'm not even going to read off it. You know what? Just Google it. I won't send you a link or anything. Just Google it. OK. I've done it once or twice. Get off my back.
Speaker: Are we gonna really anoint me a co -host here
Speaker: I mean at most I'm the one that you guys bring in when fucking you need a punching bag On Monday nights, you're one of the co -hosts on Monday night You're part of a nonsensical network dick Whiny bits like this asshole I don't know how long it's gonna last But however
Speaker: However, it is the network that's kind of like the human centipede of networks. So, you know, there is that. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Can't be any worse than the first network I worked for. As of right now, it's a very sensual network. It is. There's four shows on it and three of them are hosted by this guy.
Speaker: I have co -host issues. I'm sorry. It's very, uh, it's very, uh, deliverance esque. Like it is the, it is the, it is the Alabama fam fan of podcasts. I host three of the four goddamn shows on the network.
Speaker: Well, you know, I'm sorry, but just like dollars and cents, if you want something done right, you do it yourself. There are some talks behind the scenes and, uh, you know, Jarvis, I've talked to Jarvis too, but as far as another live show goes, hopefully before long, we'll, we'll have another live show on the, on the, on the, on the brand as well as they're on their own, on their own social media.
Speaker: I'm not saying anything, but I'm, I'm also in talks for another show. I also understand. I also understand the hesitation when you, when you talk about doing a network or community, because Jarvis got burned and, and, and Mark and Brian got burned. They were a part of one before and I should.
Speaker: You know, as I've said, I just want a community of shows that are going to support each other. As long as we're supporting each other, I don't give two shits about fuck what you do on your goddamn show. And be racist and pull your fucking pecker out and don't touch. Yeah, Steven.
Speaker: I wanted to do is out. Okay. I don't care if your political views are different from mine. I don't give a fuck. So just be you be real and and have fun doing what you do man. Agreed. The reason why
Speaker: And Mark, if you're listening, I'll tell you this. The only difference between this network and the last network is, is they used us. This network is not going to use us. Glick, Jeff, are not those type of people. I'm going to use you like a fuck. Jeff will 100 % use you, but you know.
Speaker: it only in a special way, so it's okay. I am the president of this network and Jeff is the janitor.
Speaker: He thinks he has a title. Chris is the Harvey Weinstein of the United States of America. He's a special needs guy that we give the title of vice. Very important. Vice host. We give him a VIP title and he thinks he has power and control, but in actuality, he rides a short bus. Honestly, I don't want it. The last thing I want is all power. Jesus. I got enough problems.
Speaker: Well, that's that. That was like K mag on last Saturday show. He's like, oh Jarvis might have admin powers on here. It's like I don't want admin powers. Well, the only reason the only reason I want admin powers is so I can add the means that I make in all the videos. Let's be honest, Jeff don't have admin power powers. He just logged into the account. Yeah, I agree. I'll get information that's old show. It's like at the end of the day I can do podcasts where I'm not in control of them.
Speaker: But I mean, down the road, I mean, if I got to bump up the, nevermind, this is a conversation that I want to have. But no, I mean, you know, I want to, I would love to do a network and all I ask is just be real. Just be yourselves.
Speaker: And support the other shows and support each other man, whether it be People stuff out drop it in the comments say hello Say what's up sharing their stuff out or popping in on shows with people even if you can only be there For a few minutes pop in and share some love show some love like that's not too much to ask but really fucking support each other and promote and rule number one is
Speaker: If you're part of a show, don't talk shit about the other shows or the show that you're on. Yeah, don't go into. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that a shock? Yeah, don't go into a fucking a little secret hideout that nobody can get into without an invitation and fucking, you know, shit on everything, shit on everything that's happening, because you see where your world's at and you see where our world's at. So who's laughing now? Fuck heads. You know, here's what I find funny is two looks on my wood.
Speaker: Actually, I won't bring it up on the show, but, but I'm no, because it's, it's a real I'm just saying between the three of us that are on the show right now, financially, we're all successful, but the, the people that do talk shit about us are less financially stable than when they started. I'm just saying it's, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, but no some of us aren't going on our social media asking for money About the network that mark was that made me an asshole for saying it but I know some cats. I know some guys that You know that might not like our show Financially more power to them. They're doing pretty well. They've got a good thing. However
Speaker: I will say this about those same people. It would be a goddamn shame if your online presence got out into the real world. Yeah. Isn't that funny how that works? My online presence is what it is. Agreed. You know, I'm sorry, but at the end of the day, you know, we're really not surprised.
Speaker: Yeah, you know and you know, my boss has been on this show but it's like at the end of the day We don't pretend to be somebody else what you see on our shows is us Sadly, yes, I mean there or And I and I'm gonna go ahead and throw in the caveat. It's a version of us because Chris is not the asshole. He pretends to be on here
Speaker: I'm not the dumb shit that I pretend to be on here. You're not as much of an asshole as you come off sometimes. You can be, you can be dumb, but 90 % of the dumb shit that we say or do is not us. Like I told the guys, I had a couple of appointments Monday, Monday morning and in these appointments, there were some questions asked and
Speaker: you know, whatever, blah, blah, blah, you know, those who know, know that I'm going through some shit right now. And one of the questions was, do you feel like you essentially was like, do you have to, do you feel like you have to have alcohol to function or have courage or to be in a crowd or, or be around people or whatever? And I'm like, no, because at the end of the day, and I told Nikki this,
Speaker: I said at the end of the day, I'm the same person, whether I'm drinking or I'm not. I'm a one who likes to make jokes and have a good time and blah, blah, blah. And Nikki said, Nikki looked at me, she said, bats on fucking bats right there. She said, there's no difference between you, whether you're drinking or you're sober, you're the same motherfucker that will, that'll take the most inopportune, inappropriate time to make a joke and make everybody laugh.
Speaker: Sometimes comic relief is the best relief Just you know my side commentary my comments the things I say the things I do and I told and I told and I told this person and it's a form of therapy that I'm that I'm going through and I told this person I said I am who I am at the end of the day The greatest the greatest thing about me is I don't wear a mask I'm not fucking Harry Potter with my cloak of invisibility
Speaker: Oh, actually, you got that right. I'm shocked. Oh, nailed it. God damn it. It pisses me off when you get shit like that, right? That's fantastic. You don't want an asshole that refuses to watch that shit and then he gets it right. You know how much that pisses me off? It makes me want to punch him in the face. Like, like he's Miles fucking teller. I wish he wouldn't punch. You think he'll punch us in the face?
Speaker: The reason why I think mark is like Apprehensive of joining another network is that we pretty much well we got burnt but just we were telling everyone about everyone's show and
Speaker: and no one of the other shows ever promoted us. And like I tell Mark, I'm like, this is different this time. Like we thought we needed a network to survive and then - That's the thing also. That's the truth. I don't know, why can't you open it? I don't, look what I've done to this can. Can you see that? Here you go buddy. That's a Sasquatch. This should help you.
Speaker: Go get your pair of channel locks. Go get your pair of channel locks. You know what? Also, just just real quick for the for the audience and everyone who realized that I left because my daughter shit everywhere, it was water like she pooped water everywhere. Nice. It wasn't one of those blowouts where like the diaper was just too small. It wasn't one of those. It was it filled up with water poop and overflowed. And then my wife picked her up.
Speaker: took her to the bathroom and she leaked all the way to the fucking bathroom. Nice. Damn. I'm telling you the best investment you can ever make because you can't go back in time and buy condoms. A steam cleaner, dude. Yeah, we have. I love mine.
Speaker: We had one until we moved. And when we moved, we left it with Doc actually. Doc still has our same thing. I love that fucking thing. I get bored and clean the window frames with it. But she hasn't had like a blowout issue since she was probably less than a year old. And so for her to have a blowout was I kind of want to like, is it really that bad?
Speaker: You were wrong. It was. I stripped three couch cushions and threw them in the wash with as many cent beads as humanly possible. I washed my hands with non -power wash. Nice. Well, you know, the other thing, I don't know, I've seen it. I want to buy it. The attachment, you know, you ever had Stanley Steamer come out and do your carpets?
Speaker: Yeah, no, because they're a bunch of working cheats. Okay, calm down. I agree, Connor. I agree. No, I 100 % agree. But they have the attachment that Stanley steamer uses that'll hook to any shop back. And I want that sounds like an episode of Shark Tank. Well, it's on fucking Amazon, you can buy it. It's
Speaker: Like you look at any shop back and you can add a water line to it where it'll spray out soap and water and stuff. It's about your situation, Connor. Right now it's kind of a pain in the ass and blah, blah, blah. But I'm in the current situation that if one of my kids shit on the couch, it's fucking hilarious because they trusted a part. They shouldn't have trusted. And then I can use your pants and I'm all your friends at one
Speaker: Whether it's a graduation or it's a wedding, I could be like, when I stand up as the dad and I get to give the dad speech, I'm going to be like, you know, it warms my heart that they've got a lot of their life and they're looking forward to moving on. What she did, shit her pants. I'm just saying. Do you remember that time that you trusted a fart and shit on the couch?
Speaker: Actually, I actually I don't know how it ended up by for you page, but I saw this guy giving a best man speech and He gets up and he says he says, you know, I'm kind of nervous about speaking in public, but everybody told me That you should picture the audience naked and I'm just saying How you doing He's like he's like and Bob it's not that cold in here buddy
Speaker: There's a commercial, there's a commercial on the radio that I hear multiple times a day. And it's like, it's for a five minute oil change. Right. And dudes like, and dudes like, I was going to write my, my best man speech, uh, you know, when I got my oil change, but I went to five minute oil change and I didn't have time. And it's like him doing the, doing his best man speech. And he was like, but I will say this, you know,
Speaker: Sarah you're his first love and blah blah blah but you were also my first. So here's to the future and you hear the crowd going whoa!
Speaker: You know, it was like, this guy gave a best man speech and I was like, damn, that dude's cold. And he does it in the best way and everybody's losing their mind laughing, but he's just, he turns to his buddy and he's like, and Bob, it's not that cold in here, buddy. I'm sorry. But, uh, and then he turns the bride and he's like, and I'm sorry to you too. And by the way, stand up real quick.
Speaker: He's like, really? He looks at his buddy and he's like. Really? I'm sorry, you had to deal with that shitty situation. You're a fucking idiot. No, hey, I'm telling you, it's okay, Connor. And and the one.
Speaker: Another thing you need to look at, look at the little green clean machine. Those things are awesome. Just go to Walmart, just go to Walmart. There's a handheld carpet cleaner. Yeah. It's about 40, 50 bucks. And we have that here because.
Speaker: you know sometimes the dog gets drunk and pisses on the carpet right thinking about getting a cat for that exact reason ah she just missed the litter box yeah yeah
Speaker: It's in the middle of the living room and it's the size of my house. Sometimes the dog gets drunk and shits in the hallway. Sometimes the cat goes out, stays out too late, you get mad. So the cat comes out and shits on your fucking pillow. Sometimes the dog drinks a little bit too much and throws up in the hallway.
Speaker: No, I'm going to get me, I'm going to get another dog. I'm going to name it Glick and make sure it's the only dog that throws up all the time. It's constantly wobbling around. Trying to figure out where it just was. He's just, you're not helping me at all.
Speaker: Oh no, I never said it was my job to prove you're not an alcoholic. I didn't sign that contract, sir.
Speaker: Look, I'm trying to convince people I don't drink a lot and I don't drink very often. And I'm not an alcoholic. All right, Jeff? I'm just saying. He says with a beer in his hand. Yeah. Also, also make sure you guys go to MillerLife .com. Use promo code words are hard. You'll get a free 12 pack. Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh God. That's not real yet.
Speaker: You know what? Maybe one day. However, however, if you go to go to the store and get Bud Light, it's going to be cheaper. No, building light is cheaper than Bud Light. Is it really? Did they bring the price back up? For a while. It was for a while. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They were giving it away for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can get a 12 pack of 16 ounce bottles that apparently no human on the Earth can fucking open and you have to take a knife and fucking
Speaker: What are you drinking, Connor? A blue moon. There are floaties in it. What the fuck? What in it? Floaties. Clean your beard, buddy. I'm sorry. My semen out of your beard.
Speaker: I told Connor my semen was a great beard oil and he was like, can you send me something? I was like, hell, I'll do you one better. I'll give you some fresh off the tank. Keep this up and there'll be no quarters come to Irish Festival. Oh, well. Oh, the things I'm going to do to your body at the Irish Festival. You better wear a kiln. Easy access to pound town. Connor, I'm just saying.
Speaker: I want to give you a preview of your Irish fest. Is it in yet? Okay, well, it's actually more. Yeah. Dude, are you going to kill the Irish fest?
Speaker: You won't like it in the United States. No, it's the Dublin Irish Festival in Dublin, Ohio. Oh, okay. That reminds me. Are you going to wear a kilt? If you wear a kilt, I'll wear a kilt if you wear a kilt.
Speaker: Well, I was just going to Walmart and get yourself a flat now and wrap it around yourself. Chris, that's not a kill. That's a that's a green tutu. Can we hear it out? What do you want? We get kills at the Irish. I don't see. Probably not. You probably can. Yeah. Dude, we should totally get kills. But you got to know how to tie him correctly. Well, there's a dude on TikTok that shows you how to do it. Last month. Last week. Last month.
Speaker: Helen how do you tie a kill? Oh wait. No, there's a dude. There's a dude on tik -tok He shows everybody how he does his kilt and he lays it down on the ground and then rolls over himself But he's rolling down a fucking hill I'm sure if we can buy kills at the Irish festival, I'm sure somebody there will be able to help us put them on. Yeah, I
Speaker: Like I said, all you gotta do, all you gotta do is go to Walmart, get yourself some plaid, or go to Michael's or something, get some plaid material and a stapler. Do I look like a Catholic schoolgirl? Oddly enough, that's what I was thinking. Just find some Catholic schoolgirl and rob that bitch. Do I look like Britney Spears doing baby hit me one more time? That's the TikTok I wanted to see. You guys can do a baby one more time.
Speaker: Okay, first and foremost, you do realize, you do realize I have to make that TikTok video, right? Oh, 100%. No, no, no. No, you aren't here for the agreement. So Rocky was on the show. Jack Black just did a cover -up. Baby, hit me one more time. I've seen it. I've seen it, and I love it. That's what Rocky should do. And Rocky said, I'm only going to do a cover -up. Baby, hit me one more time.
Speaker: if you make a TikTok video to it, to his cover. And I was like, game on, bitch. Well, he came on, was it last Saturday? Connor, you were here, weren't you? I think so. I don't know if it was last Saturday or Saturday before. And guess what, Rocky sent me right before he came on the show. Nice. And I played it on the show.
Speaker: and he, and then I'm thinking like he was in the studio and he really worked on it. No, he literally, he literally did it like 30 seconds before he came on the show. Yeah, exactly. He just put the tongue up there, threw a filter on it and like, there you go. And he killed it. He, and he absolutely killed. No, no, no. He, he was, he was saying it. Oh, no shit. And absolutely killed it. And now I have to make a Tik TOK to that, to that. There you go. You and Connor in kilts.
Speaker: I'm down. Get you some high socks. You know, you have to wear your hair up and fucking pigtails. It's the only proper way to wear a matching matching your kilts. Yeah, I'm down for it. But Chris, Chris, Chris, keep growing your hair. I'm going to keep growing my hair. We're going to walk around and kilts next to each other. It was like father and son and pigtails.
Speaker: What's your wife's name, Nikki? What about yours, Nikki? We should get shirts to say dad and son. No, no, you put dates.
Speaker: It's before nonsense, well, not since after. Connor's before and I'm after. You put Blick on the back like a Jersey style. Blick 1999, Connor 2024. Yeah, that makes sense. I think we should get shirts to say father and son. I think that would be awesome. It'd be like, you know,
Speaker: I'm trying to see the recipients. It could be a weird version of twins with fucking Marvel Schwarzenegger. We make TikTok videos and take pictures. Next thing you know, Connor's dad messaged me. I just want you to know your mom and I are getting a divorce. And I'm like, that's not funny. That's not funny. Wrong one. I've never met his mom.
Speaker: What is that? I've never met your wife. Oh, **** That's right. He watched the show on Monday. We all are. It's yours. We we all are. Let's be honest. The only one on this show
Speaker: Steven, because he's big around as a fucking fence post. Well, there you are, Steven. I couldn't see you hiding behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Hide behind that stop sign. I like to tender my resignation. No, Steven, I have a question for you. And this is an honest question. There is a running of the gingers. Would you do it?
Speaker: I swear fucking thing. Swear to God. I saw if there was a running a running of the gingers. It's a real deal. Yes, I've seen that. It's hilarious. Why aren't you doing it, dude? Yes, Stephen. Why aren't you doing it? You could win their leader. I mean, my beard is written. I could join. I mean, I could see Connor doing it before I do it, seeing as how I would do it.
Speaker: What if I was chasing you from behind with a walker? No, but Connor, Connor, Connor, you've seen that video. Yeah. Of the running of the dude. Some of those chicks? Holy shit. They're gorgeous. Oh, yeah. I didn't look that far into it. Oh, no. It's literally a 30 second clip, but like six chicks run by the camera and they all look like fucking redheaded models.
Speaker: You're just like, hey, well, the chick from American Pie was a redhead. Which one? No, these are natural. They have hair like this time at band camp or whatever. She was also Hanigan. Thank you. Yeah, I love her. She wasn't a redhead. She's not a little redhead, though. No, she's not. Really? No, she's actually blonde. She's she's a strawberry blonde. No.
Speaker: I've been watching how I met your mother on Hulu and that's actually I Love that show. Yeah, it's a classic for sure. I just hated the it's hard to go back and rewatch it sometimes though Well, yeah, I'm sorry Ted is Ted is literally the worst character ever. Yeah, he is everything He doesn't says it's so cringy and predictable. Yeah, and and those poor kids sat on that couch for nine years and
Speaker: I feel like those poor kid child actors are now in therapy just for the fucking bullshit they had to deal with. Well, you know, the inside scoop about that show is the all the clips that you see the kids all happened in like they did it in like a three week period. Yeah. And then they just threw them in. And the there was going to be if they didn't make it past season one, the chick that owns the bakery in Germany was going to be their mother.
Speaker: Yeah, I heard that. Yeah, it's a great show, though. I mean, fucking it's going to be eight. And it's just fucking genius.
Speaker: I just hated how they ended the show. It's like, OK, if you're going to have to be with Robin, just have him be with fucking Robin. I didn't like it either. Go back, go back and be like, well, hey, you know, even though we said Robin couldn't have kids, surprise, she had kids not be like, oh, hey, your mother's dead of cancer. And, you know, I never really want to talk about a tearjerker. Oh, I, I.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't care who you are if you don't cry during that senior you're not gonna rescue me Has actually got me a few times too. I have not started that the other one. I'm watching it's uh, you ever seen the show Lucifer? No Fuck it genius show, but they're the the the female cop one of the leads She did a show where she was like a fireman or something like her or ambulance I can't remember what shows call I started watching it It's it's like
Speaker: Yeah, I gotta look it up have you watched the new show that they got on Hulu show gun It's all I've seen I've seen some of the commercials for my god. It's so good. I've seen the The they have it on here on on stars Okay, it's been Mexican Hulu And I haven't seen it
Speaker: The show is called Chicago Fire. Oh, yes. The fire is good. I like Chicago Fire. Isn't that don't they have Chicago Fire, Chicago Med and Chicago PD? Yeah. That's what my wife, she keeps saying since it's on Peacock, she's like, we got to watch that because she's seen all of them. And I actually want to watch the one you were talking about. That's the one with what's his name? Shogun.
Speaker: No, no, no the fire went the Oh Chicago fire. No the other one What's the one with with what's it god damn it what's his name The I'm an asshole guy Chris knows who I'm talking about Chris who sings. I'm an asshole I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. What's the guy? The different rescue me
Speaker: Yeah, rescue me. That's the show I want to see. Oh, Dennis Leary. Dennis Leary, thank you. I want to see that show. It looks amazing. It's good. You'll love it. I just got to find it. Hey, Jeeves. Hey, Jeeves, are you still here? I know. Jeeves, are you still here? I have to ask Jeeves a serious question. I know. Definitely check out Lucifer. It's kind of...
Speaker: I haven't even. God damn time, man. I leave you guys. Shut the fuck up, even on your phone half the show. OK, we're trying to create content here. Every time you're talking about TV, man, you know, Jeff, come on. God damn much a one trick pony having asses. I mean, hey, hold on, let me get my impersonal, Greg. I'm going to put it on hold and I'm going to sit here and talk on the phone for 45 minutes.
Speaker: Look, all right. Look, I'm, I'm, I'm Nikki's door dash tech supporter over here. All right. Oh my God. I'm getting phone calls from door dash while she's out door dash and they're like, you know, and they, and I'm helping her. I'm, I'm boosting stop stealing all the French fries to give the Glick. Cause I get a phone call and they're like, and I'm like, so how you doing?
Speaker: They're like, Oh yeah, I got my door dash and my house. And I'm like, Oh, don't worry. I don't wear your houses, bro. I got you. I got you daddy. I feel like he'd be talking that way to the customers. And then they're like, on the other end, like what he was talking about.
Speaker: Yeah. Next year, she got, she got, she got this last one. She got extra tippy tip. I'm just saying after the whole conversation, she got extra. They, they were like, uh, your, your, your delivery, uh, or your, your customer added to the area. I was like, yeah, that's what's up. Like, what's up girl. How are you doing? You know, I'm the champ baby.
Speaker: He's like, I'll show you what the champ. There's so many people out there that have seen those videos of people on TikTok bitching about you're not going to fucking tip me that I think people are going to get afraid to tip. I don't tip. I don't believe in it. I'm like Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs. You don't fucking tip your door dash. No, because DoorDash here actually pays. Yeah, well, DoorDash here pays too.
Speaker: You can do by the hour, or you can do by the hour. But still, man, you're a scumbag. You're not tipping. Oh, God, here we go. Now we're going to be on a fucking discussion of... Yeah, I'm paying enough for the food. Pay a livable wage. No, because that's not the whole design of DoorDash, man.
Speaker: four dashes based off of you get your dash pay per order tips. That's a whole design. The same thing. I mean, at the same point, they should be paying their people rather than relying on other people. Hold on a second, Jarvis. I'll give you your time. Give me one second pizza and not not tip your pizza delivery man. No.
Speaker: Unlike in the States here, they actually get a livable wage from Pizza Hut. Yeah, but you give somebody a fucking three cent fucking tip and they're going to pay all their bills for the next four months there. Yeah, it doesn't work that way. You heard what I said. You're a scumbag, Jeff.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: I agree. I think you're in the wrong here, Blake.
Speaker: I am not, no, you should deliver. Pay the people that are actually going out there, working for your company, pay them a livable wage. And they, and they give you money. But here's the thing. I'm out here door dashing. I'm using my choice of your food and I'm bringing it to you and I'm following all your instructions.
Speaker: and I'm being a nice guy and I'm not stealing all your fucking food. I'm not eating your french fries. I'm not taking a slice of pizza. I mean, if I looked at you as a DoorDash person, I would feel like you don't care if all is in my code. Well, I agree. I am. I happen to be a great door dasher and I have a five star rating and I've got and I've got good compliments and if he uses my account and they all ask the same thing, you don't actually make the pizza, right?
Speaker: that's a shitty thing to do. Not all three of you are shitty human beings. If you don't, I don't say I don't. I always **** tip and I tip decent because I know what it's like to be in my shoes, but I think that the way that tipping works is **** stupid. I think that you should be paid a decent **** wage so that you don't have to live off tips, which is all chance. Well, I understand that. That's not an income. Hey, I can drop a tip on your **** door dash.
Speaker: Motherfucker, if that motherfucker's expecting something, no, they're not getting a tip. But if they go the extra mile, then yeah, they'll get a tip. So you know, Jarvis. I would support that. That's why I wouldn't tip you.
Speaker: I walked to the restaurants and got it. Did I expect a fucking tip for walking for my own goddamn food? That's a different story. If you go across, it's like, it's like, it's like when I go to, when I, when I, when I fucking go to
Speaker: That's like it's a grocery store shopper. I never got a fucking tip. So we went and got Chinese at the Chinese buffet the other day. Okay. Did you tip him? We went, we went in there and they have to go cartons. We went in there because we were getting it to go. And then you pay by the pound. Right. He's box was
Speaker: I heard that. Yeah. What about Mickey's box? Chris was heavier than my box. It is what you have fun with that. But thank you, God. So you walk in this restaurant, you go to the buffet, you get everything you want. You put it in the to go carton and you have to put it on the machine that weighs it.
Speaker: And then they tell you how much you did. No. And you tip on that. OK. He tips himself. What are you getting? OK. However, however, if I would have ordered that on DoorDash, I would have tipped the dasher, the driver.
Speaker: because they had to go there. They had to find our room. They had to knock on the door. They had to deliver it to us or, or, or whatever the case, which I would have just met them in the lobby to make their life easier, but I would have tipped them.
Speaker: If you're not tipping over on this delivery person, that's a scumbag move. Yeah, but here, when they deliver, they use a motorcycle. So literally... Who cares? They use a... No, which is paid for, which is paid for by their income. From, because it's actually added to their salary,
Speaker: Their gas mileage is added to their salary through Uber Eats here. You know, I'm not going to look it up right now, but I'm going to look it up eventually. And I'm going to burn you at a fucking state if you're telling added here. No, because by law, it is added here. I will burn you by Mexican law. It's added here. The other caveat now in a restaurant, if I have a waiter that that I have to fucking shake my hand and stand up and dance on the fucking table to get their attention, that motherfucker is not going to dip.
Speaker: No, but every time I turn around, they're like, do you need anything? You know, that guy's tip. But I was that asshole. I used to be that asshole once upon a time that would go to a restaurant to eat dinner and I would put 31s on the table. And I would tell him this is your tip. But every time you fuck up, in my opinion, I'm taking a dollar off. Yeah, I wouldn't even tell him what their fucking tip is. I would put it right on the I would put it right on the end of the table.
Speaker: But like a lot of companies here. I demand top notch five star service when you're. When you go to a restaurant, everyone gets should be able to get that. But at the same time, I hate to say it, not everyone's tip worthy.
Speaker: I've worked in that fucking industry company that says, oh, you're going to split tips. So Bob doesn't do a fucking thing. I fucking do all the work and Bob gets half my tips. Fuck that shit. Yeah. Jarvis Jarvis, that that doesn't work when when you you're getting paid minimum wage.
Speaker: These servers are getting paid $2 less than minimum wage and they live off of their tips. Yes, but you do realize even at that, it's still not a livable income. Actually, even if you're paying paid minimum wage, and I was not paid $15 an hour, like some of these little assholes today are, I was paid for real minimum wage. Well, some of these, some of these waiters or waitresses, you understand, like when Nikki came here,
Speaker: the, you know, we have minimum wage, but you also have service industry minimum wage. So like when she was, when she was bartending, like MPA, excuse me, and two or $3 an hour, you know, and here it's a little bit more. Where you go a little bit more. Yeah. That's your job. Your job is ended on those tips.
Speaker: So if you go to a restaurant or you go to a bar, you should tip no matter what, even if you imagine Nicki and I have had the conversation because Nicki's in the service industry and we've had the conversation where it's like, baby, you tip like a dude at Hooters who's thinking that the Hooters girl is going to go home and bang him.
Speaker: And I understand why she does it because she's in the industry. But I said, and I've told her, I'm like, look, if I get shitty fucking serve, first and foremost, if I'm drinking a pop and it's about half empty, they should be asking if I want to refill in my opinion. Let it work. The fact that I drink it and I'm halfway through my meal and it's
Speaker: the table and they'd come through and walk by and blah, blah, blah. Like that's not cool. In my opinion, I'm halfway through my meal. Why haven't I gotten a refill? Like why haven't you and we stopped and said everything's everything tastes good. Like that's going to fuck up the tip. I'm not going to give you 20%. Now I'm a, I'm a good tipper. Me personally, I'm a good tipper. I think I'm a, I think I'm above average tipper. I like to tip at 20 % or higher, you know, but if I get a shitty service,
Speaker: at a restaurant or at a bar. I'm also the guy where if I'm paying cash at the bar, and I don't know if this is acceptable or not, but I'm also the guy, if I go up and order a beer, every beer is a dollar. If I'm paying cash, you give me a beer, I'm dropping a dollar. And then I'm also going to tip you at the end of the night. However, if I get at the bar for 20 minutes and I'm up there before anybody else,
Speaker: and you're helping everybody else and you're bullshit with your friends or you're chit -chatting along, you're not paying no attention to me, A, I'm not tipping you a dollar a beer. You guys know I can drink. I'm tipping a dollar a beer just off of the beer. It surprises me based on that analogy that you pay out a dollar extra per beer. It amazes me that you're not fucking broke. That's why he never goes to the actual bar.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. They might make an extra 10 or 15 bucks at the end of the night off of me alone. I drank 20 beers. You made $35 in tips off of me. Understood. Yeah, but there's a difference between tipping someone or tipping someone just because you feel like it and they're doing a shitty job. But once again, it's not on you. It's not on you to pay
Speaker: For somebody's livable wage. Why is why is there two sets of minimum wage? Why can't the service injuries Where were you if you're spending how much is about a beer at the bar service industry for centuries has been based off That's what only in the united states only in the united states, you know If you try to tip in europe, they won't accept it because they're like what the fuck is this for?
Speaker: Why? Because we've got a livable fucking wage. But nobody's lived outside of the United States other than you. And that's because I put you in a fucking crate and mailed you to Mexico. That's what I'm saying. It's factored in here. That's why I don't tip here, because I get a little weird look. We're talking about the United States. Once again, keep up, America. When you work in the service industry. I'm with you on that. I am. When you work in the service industry, unfortunately, that's what you live off of is your tips.
Speaker: And that's the service. That is your income. So if you're in that industry, you know that you got to rely on your tips and people should be fucking good tipper. If you provide good service and you can't really judge a door dasher on their service other than the fact that A,
Speaker: They pick up your food B, they drop your food off. So what I look at when I door dash food, I'm like, all right, I'm ordering from, uh, you know, fucking I hop and that's 15 minutes away from my house. I wish they had I hop on door dash here. So, so I don't know where you're located at when you pick up the delivery. So I'm going to, you know, I'm not like I'm out here dropping out land dish. I think the most I've ever tipped on door dash has been six bucks.
Speaker: No, and I understand that. But once again, but still also get a door dash pay. So every order based off a door dash has a minimum. So, and it's based off of restaurants. So like McDonald's might have a delivery fee of $9. Well, you're right. You're going to get a, you're going to get a percentage of that. You're going to get a delivery percentage of $7.
Speaker: You know, but again, if I'm ordering from McDonald's if I'm ordering from McDonald's right here because I'm fat and I'm fucking lazy and I don't want to go and leave my house McDonald's is three minutes from my goddamn house. I might do not McDonald's that close to my house to that kind of everything. Everything within five minutes of my house. Dude, I would like three bucks. I might tip you like three bucks. But at the end of the day,
Speaker: Yeah. You get the door dash driver. That's like, well, I took three minutes out of my way. I want more money, but they don't see what your tip, they don't see how much you tip until after they drop it off. Like, and as a guy, no, no, no, the people are bitching. The people that are bitching are literally coming back to your door. Like you only gave me $3 as a guy who punched in the mouth as, as a guy.
Speaker: who did DoorDash to supplement my income because Jeff, and Jeff knows this, remember when I was working at OSU, I was making $16 an hour. But every paycheck, over $1 ,000 was coming out of my check for insurance, for parking.
Speaker: Well, yeah, that's because in this country, it's down to essentially I was making like eight dollars, seven or eight dollars an hour working at OSU. And I was making more money door dashing. Three or four nights a week that I was making at OSU in two weeks. You know what I mean? Like I was making more money doing that. So it was a supplemental income and it helped. And it was a reason that I was able to survive until I got to where I am at right now.
Speaker: Right. And it wasn't because, and DoorDash does offer an hourly wage of $12, $13 an hour, but the kicker is you're only getting that $12, $13 an hour when you accept an order. And if they don't cancel the order, you know, from the time you accept that order until you drop that order. So I might be out for,
Speaker: Six hours as somebody I actually have a question for you, but my dash time was only four hours. So I just made $48 where if I would have where if I would have gone per delivery, I would have made a hundred and fifty dollars Right. Okay that my question well the grocery shopping app, I love those I
Speaker: Oh, it's a fucking door dash has a thing where you have a red card. It's called a red card. Yeah. And people can order from like Kroger's giant eagle dollar, gensural, you know, pet smart. All the pet stores in town are on are on door dash. So they place their order, Aldi. So they place their order and then you go shop for them. You pick their version.
Speaker: I only did that shit once and I got fucking screwed over on that view. You go get their groceries and I think it's the difference between like Walmart .com or Kroger's or anything like that. DoorDash, you had to scan every item on your phone. You use the app and you scan the item. So it shows that you got what they wanted. And say, for instance, an item they want. So let's say they wanted
Speaker: ice cream and they wanted Briar's mint chocolate chip. Well, Briar's mint chocolate chip wasn't available. However, you're at Walmart or wherever, whatever. Walmart has great value or blue bunny or blue rabbit or whatever. They can put in there when they place their order, acceptable substitute or you can text them or call them and say, Hey, they don't have Briar's, but they do have blah, blah, blah. Is that okay?
Speaker: And then they're like, yeah, go ahead. You scan that item and then you have to click customer approved substitution. So you have to scan in every item they wanted. And yeah, those red card ones, they typically pay more because the, the, the door dash fee is higher and people tip that I'm going grocery shopping for you. Yeah. Like.
Speaker: I'm the conveniences. You don't have to leave your house and I'm the one going gross. So you should always tip your dashers or your Uber eats something because you have to realize they're in their personal vehicles. They're, they're, they're driving, they're using their personal gas and they're doing, you know, they're doing something that you don't want to do. So you should fucking tip them something.
Speaker: Don't know in my luck. I'd get the fucking one. That'd be like really three dollars Yeah, and then sometimes you know, that's why I don't I understand what just saying like I understand that sometimes I've gone out to like I hate going to Denison Denison is a liberal arts college and it's like Fucking a million dollars a quarter. So everybody that goes there comes from
Speaker: And they're not using their money, they're using mommy and daddy's money. And they're some of the worst goddamn tippers on the planet. And there's a lot of times I won't take orders to go to Granville to go to Denison because it's not fucking worth it at the end of the day. Denison is 10 minutes from my house.
Speaker: It could be 15 minutes depending 15 to 20 minutes depending upon where you are on which side of town It's not worth it sometimes because those non tipping sons of bitches now I don't agree with these assholes who go on tick tock and and again It's it's low hanging fruit It's like talking about politics. We're talking about sports first and foremost Don't talk about sports unless you know something about sports because it fucking shits me
Speaker: It smells funny. Yeah. Boring as hell. If you don't know anything about sports and you don't have your own fucking opinion based on sports, don't talk about it. Don't talk about politics if all you're doing is rehashing the same dumb shit that's on social media because you're not smart enough to fucking do the research yourself.
Speaker: and educate yourself. And don't be a fucking Uber Eats or a door dasher. The only content you have is pissing and moaning about your fucking tips because it's slow hanging fruit and nobody gives a fuck. And last but not least, and this should be the first and foremost thing when it comes to broadcasting, streaming or podcasting. Don't fucking rely on drama because you have nothing else going on in your life. That's actually the best delivery guy on TikTok is the guy that does the accents. Yeah.
Speaker: That guy's fucking hilarious. Anyways, gentlemen, I have to get going. I got to eat. And I got to piss like a racehorse. So I want to go and see you later, Jeff. I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'm going to get a zero, mofo. That's fine. Love you, buddy. All right. Bye. Love you. Love you, buddy. Love you. Jesus. You needy son of a bitch. You shut your mouth.
Speaker: I have tipped my door dashes the only one that I wish I didn't tip was this little fucking scrawny little piss an honor honeymoon I I went even took the money out of my own pocket and I said hey you know for your time and trouble here's a 20 really for a $60
Speaker: thing. I said, motherfucker, do you want me to take the money back? He's like, well, no, but I thought you're going to give me more than this. I said, I can kick your ass. And then, you know, that, that's the last one we kick in. Uh, this one door Dasher and Duluth. I really should. Who goes on their honeymoon to Minnesota. Let's go to Duluth. Oh, it's even worse. What?
Speaker: I'm sorry. I don't have all the fucking money in the world to go fucking spending it on a lavish vacation. Sorry. You guys live in Minnesota. You could lose any time, man. Not really. That's like fucking four hours away. By the way, Liquid IV, your hydration destination, the acai berry. Yeah, but I mean, honestly, you fucking prick. If you're if you're if you're whole
Speaker: Argument is they get paid to play is why you don't watch sports that that's kind of low -hanging fruit there Do they get paid too much? Yes. Oh God here we go again Should they be making millions and millions of dollars to act stupid no Well, I love you buddy But tell me you never played sports without telling me you never played sports in your life
Speaker: I never got paid and I tore up my body for it. We get paid to play. That's, I agree. Athletes get paid a stupid amount of money. I feel like our teachers should get paid more money, but however, our teachers nowadays are not worth fucking shit. Okay. Teachers, but there's a, there's a whole generation of new teachers.
Speaker: that are coming through that when I indoctrinate our children and everything like that and I ain't worth a fucking piece of shit.
Speaker: Go and teach your **** math. Teach your social studies. Teach your **** teach your teach your **** English and grammar and all that **** and all that **** Nobody gives a **** about your political stances. Nobody can give us a god damn of you paraying around in cosplay and pretend to be a woman or pretend to be a man or anything else like that. Nobody gives a **** about your religious beliefs or anything like that. Do the job you're paid to ****
Speaker: Teacher kids how to do one plus one. Teacher kids how to read a goddamn book. And teacher kids the difference between an adjective and a verb. And teacher kids how to play fucking dodgeball. Shut the fuck up. Teacher kids how to fucking put baking soda and vinegar in a bottle and have fun. Shut your fucking mouth about your fucking politics and your views and your stances on the world. Stupid fucking. I think that should automatically disqualify you from a teaching job. I do believe our military needs to be paid
Speaker: Way more, way more than what they're paid. These are men and women that are putting their lives on the line for our freedom. We got one right here. My, my, my guy, Connor, and I'll even, you know, these are men and women who are literally sacrificing everything and putting their lives and bodies on the line for our freedoms as Americans. Hell yeah. They should be paid more money than anybody else in this goddamn country at the end of my personal opinion.
Speaker: and you know what to piggyback off that just because you discard them doesn't mean anything you should still be paying them fuckers that go over there and kill to make sure that we got the freedoms we got today put their lives on the line some of them don't even come back some of them are so mentally fucked up that they're just discarded like trash on
Speaker: Someone's lawn. I have fun. This is me off. I have friends. Sorry, given the ultimate sacrifice. I have family friends in this day that are veterans. And if it wasn't for them, my friends, my family, my and my ancestors, I couldn't do the show that we I couldn't do the shows that I do if it wasn't for them. So they absolutely should be teachers. Military first responders.
Speaker: fucking pay these people. I don't know what was with this whole defund the police thing, but holy fuck. Fucking pay these people take care of these motherfuckers and take care of their goddamn families when the ultimate sacrifice is given. And that's a bullshit that McDonald's shouldn't be making more than our military does.
Speaker: Yes. If you think you're a fucking burger flipper and you think you deserve more money than a person that actually goes and fights for their freedoms, fuck them. I'll be the first one to say it. I'll even go to fuck at McDonald's and tell them they're a bunch of fucking worthless cocksuckers. I want to say that the base salary for an E1 is 15 to 17 ,000. It's not even livable. No, it's not.
Speaker: And today's society now granted, not granted. And I understand, you know, you guys did a very active duty. You can live on, you know, your family can live on base. And actually that's a good question. Connor, let me ask you that. Let me ask you, when you live on base, is it, is it free or do you guys have to pay rent and utilities and stuff like that? What's, what's the deal if you live on base with your family? So if you live off post, you get this thing called BAH, which is base allowance for housing, which essentially takes the average market, uh, for rent.
Speaker: in your area and they give you that amount. Like El Paso, the average was probably $2 ,000 a month for rent, but we got 15. So it's always a couple hundred dollars less than what's really, don't know what the average really is. But if you live off base or off base? Not if you live off base. If you live on promised, you still technically get that money, but it gets taken right out.
Speaker: OK, so you get your base salary. They technically give you BA BA each BAH, and then they take that BAH out before you really even get to see it. And I know we've had the conversation, you know, when you were still active duty that you would get in your fields and you'd be on the show and you'd be like. I don't make no goddamn money doing this. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, it's the thing is, you're supposed to get paid more as you know, you if you have a family and all this other shit, and you do, but it's like $20 a month. Yeah, it's a goddamn shame. And I've got I've got three fucking kids and a wife who I'm not home long enough for for her to go work.
Speaker: because we've moved 17 times in the last three years and so she doesn't have any good back like you can't really look back on her employment history because none of it really applies because she has to go for whatever job there is and that job whatever she can get is not enough to pay for daycare so it's really just my income that we're getting and I'm getting 35 ,000 as as an e5 plus bah and that's it on a sole income household
Speaker: That's where like living on post is, is like, it's key. It's important because you get that, you get that pay for, for rent and it goes straight to them. And you're like, you don't, you don't ever see it. You don't ever have to look at it. You don't fuck with your budget at all. And yeah, I definitely knew a lot of guys, especially divorced people who are going through it financially because they're having to pay child support and a fucking having to pay them alimony.
Speaker: And on top of that, they're making 20 grand a year. I mean, paychecks of less than a thousand dollars for two weeks back. Damn. Uh, Mofo, how long, or how long have you been out of the military? So, I mean, yeah, but the benefits of being in the military, you know, I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard. Yeah, but it's still not enough.
Speaker: So yeah, there are definitely benefits to go along with being in the military. How's he is one of them? Well, I heard the benefit of being in the military is you get to kill babies and women. Well, yeah, I mean, you can do that for fun. We've got little we got shooting ranges on post local orphans. That's that's how we clean up these military. My Uncle Craig, if you're listening to this, I'm sorry.
Speaker: I did I did nine years till Mofo. I did six and a half in the Ohio National Guard. So I was your weekend warrior and then after. They're not even real military. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, did that. Went to Afghanistan, got back and then joined the army for almost three years before they were like, yeah, you're, you're fucked. I remember having that conversation with you and you and I worked together. You're like, Oh, I'm getting close to my retirement in the air force. I was like, Oh yeah, man. Congratulations. I'm going to read and listen to the army. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker: Like Connor and I really had this conversation more than once. And he was like, yeah, I'm going to do that. And I'm like, you did your time, man. Like take the perks, take the benefits, go ahead and retire, you know, move on, do your own things. Like, nah, nah, I think I'm going to go into the army. And I'm like, this one.
Speaker: Yeah, I came out I came from Afghanistan on fire dude because before I left I was I'll very just be done I was tired of leaving my family every every other weekend and Yup, that's exactly why I got kicked out minus my knees. It was just my back had a shit surgery But like I got back to Afghanistan. I was just like dude. I just want to go back I just won't go back and do more so I like I got back from Afghanistan I was on fire. I was like I was ready to go. It's like let's fucking do it. I
Speaker: And then they were like, yeah, you know how you wanted this to be your career spike. Yeah, no, it big ups to you, mofo. And don't think I'm like talking out my ass because I've, I've said it on, on Monday night, multiple times. I've said it on this show multiple times. You know, I, I, I wanted to go into the military. I wanted to be a lifer. I, you know, I planned on doing 25, 30 years. I was going to join the army. I wanted to be a ranger. Um,
Speaker: you know, I had this whole idea in my head of everything I wanted to do. And I wanted my life to be the military. You know, I didn't have a significant other at the time, I didn't have any kids. You know, and unfortunately, and I did I did the whole song and dance and they're like, you can do any job you want to do whatever you want to do. And I said, this is what I want to do. I want to be a ranger.
Speaker: And they said, well, about that. Anything but that. They said, you can't be a ranger. And they said, why can't I be a ranger? They said, well, you ever heard of a gentleman called Private Ryan? I was a sole survivor. I was the last of a bloodline. I was the last of the bloodline. Now my son is the last of a bloodline. And I said, well, shit.
Speaker: I guess I'll go into combat engineering, MP, whatever, you know, like, they're like, you can do whatever you want. Cause I scored pretty high on the ass. They're like, you can do whatever you want. As long as it's not frontline. And I was like, well, shit. I want to be a bad ass. But, uh, so, so I settled on combat engineering and, uh, you know, I was going to do that for a little bit and I wanted to go into an MP because I was like, you know what?
Speaker: And when I retire, I, if I, if I'm an MP, I can be a police officer, which was always something I wanted to do. Uh, you know, and, uh, you know, we went through the song and dance and then a few days later, it was what? Oh, good. And I said, what? And he said, you're not medically cleared. And I say, well, so much.
Speaker: And my recruiter, my recruiter and now big ups to my recruiter. And I know he was just doing his job. You know, he was trying to get that recruiter bonus. He was trying to get that recruit bonus.
Speaker: But big ups them, you know, he, he fought for me. He was like, this man, I had broke my ankle two years in a row playing baseball. I busted up my knee and I busted up my shoulder playing football. And he was like, this man can run circle around and run circles around anybody in the military right now. You give us your top guy and he's going to run circles around him. And absolutely embarrassed him. I've seen him do it. I've watched him do it. I know what he's capable of. And they said, well,
Speaker: There's that risk. What if his back, what if his knee gives out? What if his ankle gives out? What if his shoulder goes out in combat? And I said, I'm not going to be in fucking combat. You won't let me be in combat. And then a year later, 9 -11 happened. And they said, Hey, good. You remember that, uh,
Speaker: and I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's all right. They said, well, I'm making almost $40 an hour and I don't think you guys can match. No, not even close. Hey, real quick, dude, I I I understand what you're what you mean and I'm sure that that you've got more of a story behind that but
Speaker: You shouldn't regret your service, brother. I don't care what you did. You shouldn't regret that. Sorry. Because there's people out there that we respect the hell out of our armed forces. And you know what? The ones that don't fuck them. They don't understand. And they never will. I think that I can't speak on behalf of Mopo.
Speaker: Probably seeing and or done or been a part of some shit. He didn't really appreciate and military probably fucked him at the end of the day considering he only got 12 years and He pretty much like me just fuck Uncle Sam, but don't don't regret your service man that shit changed you probably for the better in a lot of ways and you need to acknowledge the the good things that did come out of it because I know that shit happens, but
Speaker: there is there's definitely more than just a little solar lining that to them. Those words sound awfully familiar. Sorry to hear that, man. I don't know. I feel like somebody in this panel may have said something similar to somebody else in this pen.
Speaker: So yeah, I've got, uh, yeah, we could talk about that on a Monday night time, but yeah, I don't have alcohol. I drank my beer and I'm on liquidive or liquid for, Hey mofo, if you ever want to talk, you can always talk to one of us or on Monday night, we do a thing called men caring for men. It's a mental health.
Speaker: talk show. You're always welcome. You are welcome to join us. I can make sure Jarvis can get you the link. Also, we're doing a millet or doing a bed show coming up in May. He's in the nuisance eSports discord. Dude, I don't even know what the hell's going on with the nuisance discord anymore. I don't get nothing. I don't know. I don't see shit. I don't know shit. I don't know anything. But if it Mofo, you know, I'm on there. If you ever want to talk,
Speaker: There's always me or if you even want to come on Monday night show, I can get you that link or nuisance or any, anybody, anybody in all seriousness. And I think Connor and Jarvis can both contest to this or their bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense as of right now. I'm the only person who does anything on the social media. So if you follow us.
Speaker: And you need a friend or anything like that. You need somebody to talk to a new message. It's going to be me. And I mean that shit wholeheartedly. I'm there for everybody and anybody. I don't care who you are, how old you are or anything like that. I'm always there. Mofo, it would be Monday nights. We do it at about 7 PM Eastern time on Mondays.
Speaker: Yeah, Mofo, I just started therapy with a psychiatrist or psychologist, whatever the fuck she is, and she deals specifically with trauma. And weekly is the way to go, if not more often, if you're having issues, man. That's why I'm restarting therapy.
Speaker: It's, uh, it's tough. Uh, I won't say I understand exactly what you're going through, but I have lost friends in the military. It's not easy. Uh, I'm sure, like I said, there's probably more story behind that. Uh, and I won't ask you about it, but brother, I promise there, there's a silver lining to what you, what you did. Uh, there's not going to therapy in this panel.
Speaker: this dipshit. I mean, this is the one that probably needs it more than the two that are probably shouldn't go there. Shut up, Jarvis. It's also a big step for you to be able to get help, Mofo. I hate to say it, but you know what? Jarvis should not need it. You're going to need therapy. Yeah, no, no, I. You know, my therapy is this.
Speaker: the fucking shows I do. I understand that. But for for me, it's it's not everybody's different. You know, I wish I could go to therapy. I wish I, you know, when I was gone, I was grateful for it. Oh, my God. Could you imagine going like, yeah, you go into a room and you sit down with somebody and you can tell them
Speaker: everything and they're not there to judge you. They're not there to make you feel bad for the things that you've done in your past or anything like that.
Speaker: But the problem for me is eventually it turns into, I want to write you a prescription. I don't want your fucking prescription. Are you not understanding the words that are coming out of my mouth? Like this is great. And I understand that I'm fucking you up and that you're going to therapy because you've sat down and you've conversated with me, but you never say this is all I need. This is what I need. I need somebody that's not going to absolutely bury me. And I'm not going to,
Speaker: I don't want to worry about because I say some of the, you know, I, I talk about the things that I talk about, you know, even, I don't even talk about it on the show. Men can for men. I hip toe around it as best as I can. But there are some things that it's meant to be in a private conversation with private people. And, and, and, but it always turns out the same way. A fucking Pat comes out and, and it's like,
Speaker: Now I'm good. I'm out. But that's just me personally. I don't want meds. I don't want meds. People who use meds, I'm not judging them. It's just me personally. It's just me. You're judging me good? Ever since I got off of the... What color? Ever since I got off the medication that they prescribed for me? What's up, Mickey?
Speaker: I don't know what it is, but like, just, I'm able to talk more. And I think I just finally hit that fuck at stage where I was like, you know what? I don't need these fucking pills that tell me how I should feel or, you know, Hey, I need to talk more because at the end of the day, I wasn't talking a lot. Thank God for Monday night show. It kind of opened me up a little bit more and.
Speaker: Mofo, if you want to join the nonsense called Nonsense Discord, I can get you that link. Yeah, send them a link to the Discord. Yeah, I will. I'll do that right now. And then I'll friend him. And if he ever wants to come up on Monday night, we'll bring you up on Monday night. We are doing a vet show, and we would love to have all the vets who want to come on come on. I do have a question for you, Mofo. Do you do group at all? Answer that as you will. What groups next?
Speaker: Group therapy, Jackass. They've tried to get me to do that multiple times because I guess a big thing about attacking trauma is, yeah. Yeah, I do one -on -one sessions too. The big thing about tackling trauma is finding other people like you. I sent you the invite link. We're not a big group, Connor, but we're kind of like group therapy on Monday nights.
Speaker: A little bit group, you know what I mean? But kind of like group therapy. To race to race what? Yeah, he's he does twitch gaming probably Forza Horizon 5. Yeah, there we go. Doc knows Forza. Yeah. Doc's my girlfriend. Are you sure he's not your boyfriend and you're not the girlfriend?
Speaker: Is Mofo on Twitch? Like, is he, is he live right now? Uh, he might be, I'm going to look right now. I don't think I'm following him. I don't know if he's following us. What'd you say about your girlfriend, Connor? Yeah. I said Doc's my girlfriend. Oh, fuck that guy. Oh, he was live earlier. I was watching. I was watching you earlier. Mofo played that leaderboard racing on horizon five. That was, that was pretty cool.
Speaker: Cheese and rice. I know my buddy, Brian. He could he could help you on that game. Mofo. Connor, you got a girlfriend. Yeah, his name is Timothy Chase, right? I mean. I don't like him. I think he would say the legs are reversed. I don't like him and I don't like you talking. No, he wouldn't. Yeah, I mean, Mofo, to be honest, you should you should not.
Speaker: You should not socialize with him. I mean, Mofo, to be honest with you. He tried to ruin a good thing. I stream on Twitch just to get my mental health shit under control, to be honest. You tried to ruin what we have, Connor. You're going to let him come between us. Drink some more memories. There you go. Connor. Chris. Your silence speaks volumes. I hope it does.
Speaker: I've dedicated so much time and energy to our relationship for some boy band looking bitch to come between us. What boy band has grown ass men with full beards? I know. I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about, I'm talking about Doc. I will murder him. Oh, Jesus. We have a vicious love triangle going on right now. He does kind of seem like a Theodore, doesn't he?
Speaker: He really does. From Alvin in the chipmunks, he comes across like a topic guy that would stand between two trailers and let a guy do butt things with him with cooking oil. Good God. And we don't talk about post Carol. What happened in Korea stayed in Korea.
Speaker: Minus the aids I gave him. That came back. Oh, you never gave me aids, which I'm thankful for. It was after you. Oh, you got aids when you're in Korea? Yeah. You guys out there are not lean. Careful, you put your packer in, boys. You know about the whole Irish festival thing.
Speaker: Are you on that AIDS medicine by chance yet? Yeah, I got I was patient zero. I got it Okay, okay, we're good But Connors Connors my friend and he's a boy and he's my boyfriend
Speaker: Connor is his boyfriend. We're getting Connor in a tree. No, you're good. Drinking beer, racing help. Hey, man. Hey, bro, I feel you, man. Video games in general are great, are great way to, uh, to relax and, uh, unwind and, uh, That's my therapy. To be honest.
Speaker: I don't know how well my therapy would be if I, you know, buckled under peer pressure with Brian and fucking played Cod. I feel like that would make me. We have so much fun playing Call of Duty. Yeah. But here's the thing. I don't like playing games where that's like Dalton. He gets mad at me because he's like, well, why don't you play games like Call of Duty and all that? I'm like, I played Call of Duty mobile. I had fun doing it. It's just at the same time, I'm not one of these people that
Speaker: has to measure my dick by killing other people online. Well, yeah, I mean, we do you like that's something like we play Call of Duty and we get on there. Yeah, we fuck with each other. We joke around. It's the same thing as the podcast. But we just first and foremost, and I told Nikki this, I was like, it's so nice to be able to jump on Call of Duty and play for hours at a time and have
Speaker: Two guys with me who just want to fucking play like just play the fucking game and you know, like, yeah, we, we bust each other's balls. We, we fuck with each other. Like we make fun of Brian or for getting eight kills or Mark and I are kind of like.
Speaker: You know, Mark would be like, Oh, I got 20 kills this game. You got 19 kills. What are you doing, bro? My back hurts from carrying the squad or vice versa, but it's me getting one kill. It doesn't matter. You would get more than one kill, I guarantee, but it's, it's, it's, it's fun because we're hanging out and we're friends and we're, none of us are taking that serious. It's just a way to relax and, and, and, and, and find,
Speaker: I think it's just a way to find a reason for for bros to hang out man at the end of the day Well, that's like I I I told Brian that one time we were on the party I'm like I could play other games while you guys play cod and still talk and have fun. Yeah. No, you absolutely can You know, I'm sure you can I know I just think it would be cool if you got if you got cod. I will I'm not Gives this shit if you get one kill and die 47 times
Speaker: Oh, are we going to bust your balls for it? Absolutely. We're going to bust your balls for it. But if I got one kill and died 47 times, you guys are going to bust my balls for it, too. God, that's kind of like on a podcast I'm on, where no matter what I do, I get my balls busted on. That seems kind of easy. Never mind. At the end of the day, if we weren't busting your balls, we wouldn't like it.
Speaker: Steven, do you have shows that I didn't know about? Even though you're older than Connor, you're like our little brother, man. And we love the hell out of you. I say very good things about you on the show. I say very good things about you outside of the show. We just always make sure we do it when you're not around.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm super proud of you. And I've said this to you before. I'm super proud of you from where you are today, from where you are the first time we had you on nonsensical nonsense. There's nothing more than a guest where you are today. I can't believe you guys kept asking me to come on like that on the show, man. And you're getting better every time you come on a show. And like I told Connor, because Connor asked me how'd Monday night go? I was like, dude,
Speaker: it was a really good show. Like Jarvis and I had a great show. My, I'm like, my guy like jumped in and stepped in a big way. Mark asked me, he was like, how did the rest of Monday night's show go? Because I had to, I had to leave. And I was like, well, Connor had to leave. And he was like, Oh man, it was just you and Jarvis. I was like, Oh, my man stepped up big time. Like dude, dude is like,
Speaker: You're you know, like you're legit man. Like you you you are fucking legit bro. I Bro, I told you as soon as you asked me to be on that Monday night show I said, okay The only way I'll do it and you even made me promise you this is I was real about a lot of shit and that if I was gonna do it I was gonna do it and and if I would have been that person that you know hate to bring
Speaker: TD will just TD if I was gonna be like that where I say I'm gonna do something and then all of a sudden I don't go through with that I'd be doing not only the podcast of disservice but I'd be doing myself the disservice and you know that's why I love doing the Monday night shows more than even my own show because honestly it's fucking
Speaker: We, we get real, we get real. And like we've always said, there's going to be people out there that ain't going to like it. But at the same time, come in the, I would love to see those people come in the chat and say some shit. I'm sure you would. Oh, I would. Cause I'd tell them straight up unless they fucking deal with half the shit that you deal with Connor or Glick or myself, then they can stay fucking home. I was making further come on the show.
Speaker: Jarvis, I don't know how long ago was when you came out. Actually, let me see if I can do this. God, that's that's got to be like a cup, like five months. It's been a while. And. But then another thing is, I never really keep count of how many times I mean, Jarvis, you realize in July, it'll be a year. Really? Yeah. What day? And another thing.
Speaker: July 13, you hit me up on collab on July 13. And no, I'm sorry, July 3, July 3. And you came on the show. That's scary that that's almost been a fucking year now.
Speaker: Yep. You're old. You came on the shows like right around July 20th. So it's been almost, you know, we're in, we're, we're almost in April. So May, June, July, or seven months ago. And you came on the show. And that's what I said, man. Like your progression, your growth has been amazing from where you were back then. And then being a part of Monday nights and at the end of the day, you know, you're a part of the Wednesday night shows. You're a part of the Saturday night shows. You're, you're here all the time.
Speaker: whether you're in the chatter's box or you're, you're, you're, you're on the panel with us hanging out. And as I said, yeah, I'll tell anybody, man, behind the scenes, on the scene, whatever the case may be. I'm super proud of you. I mean, you've come a long way. Connor's growing every time he's on the show. Oh, definitely like going on in the house and he's dealing with a lot of, but Connor's growing every fucking episode. And eventually it's not always late. God damn.
Speaker: And it's no and it's no big me too bro. Me too. Don't worry about it at this point. It's no big secret that You know Ultimately at the end of the day, I want Connor to slide into the host role on Monday nights and but he's progressing He's he's he's getting there. Jeff. Well, Jeff's been Jeff since we started this podcast three years ago unfortunately
Speaker: Watching those old episodes that you and Jeff did back in the day Is literally some it's good shit. It's terrible. Let's be honest Jeff Jeff is just Jeff I'm just gonna grow into a hoshro and and that's what I'm looking forward to and that's what I knew would happen and that's Yeah, one of the reasons
Speaker: You know, I wanted to change and be something different, but I was like, what is going to change? What is going to not only change and be the men's mental health show, but what is going to change where I'm not hosting the show because now I got a guy who's going to grow and be ready to take over that spot when Connor's ready. Yes. She's got a slide as big as. I got a big red.
Speaker: I got a big pooper. Uh -oh. There you go. Do it on the couch. No, I was thinking the floor this time. Well, just do it right there where you are. Do it in your brother -in -law's pew pew. I had to give him his pew pew back. And I handled it with very care.
Speaker: Connor were out there and smacked his daughter, punched his wife. No, Connor got high. His sons were asleep. He went over there and Connor
Speaker: Connor, Connor's sons were asleep. He kicked the door and they woke up. They're like, Oh my God, what's going on? He hit them both with sweet chin music. Oh my God. Look, everyone, it's the only half. She's finally home. Even though it's Unabomber. What is her problem? It's fucking cold here in Minnesota. Speaking of the other half.
Speaker: She's the only half she ain't the she ain't the better half. She's the only half. I seen Nikki was back there earlier with her autistic headphones on. Yes. Yeah, it's just very nice. It's a bad man. Yeah, I was sitting here going, you know, she knows that everybody can hear her fucking TikTok right now, right? Who cares?
Speaker: Yeah, this isn't fucking this isn't the deluxe edition network I've never known the network because you would ever tell me I
Speaker: No, because I'm, I'm like, Mark, it's like, I told Mark about the whole nuisance or nonsense called network. It's like, it's gonna be a fucking different network and that the den we should have never been on. Yes. But at the same time, it was a learning experience.
Speaker: Let's fucking go. Let's go after them sons of bitches. And you know what, Casey, I am so happy that you got rid of me and you told everyone it's because I had an ego or I ate on my show. But you know what? There's one thing I never done on my show when it's live is fucking puked because I drank too much. Yeah, Casey, how do I find this network? Let's let's go network on network warfare. Deluxe Edition Network Dotcom, I think is their fucking thing.
Speaker: And they named it the deluxe edition network is because their podcast is named the deluxe edition. That goes to show you the ego. Come on, soldier boy. You still got that ain't fucking worth it. You want to go. You want to do it, Connor? Let's do it. I don't, I don't want to be a child. No.
Speaker: No, it ain't worth it It is it is childish Chris It's going you guys through these guys out and now we got them Yeah, but at the same time like that's great, but it is Josh. They like they're They're already missed out. They already missed out. They already did their thing. It's in the fucking past. Let it be in the fucking past It is very petty
Speaker: It is petty, but at the same time, it's like getting a dog and rubbing their nose in the spot and hitting them with a newspaper at the same time. Let's treat them like the dogs that they are, but the funny thing is probably in the voice of reason, both of you. So where's Jeff at? Jeff, I need you once they kicked me and and Mark and Brian off there. A lot of other good shows decide to leave, and now they got a bunch of shitty shows on their network, so.
Speaker: Who traded up, motherfucker? All right. Fucking upgraded. But other than that, don't don't listen to Mark when he's being when he's got his panties and a lot about join a network. This network's going to be so much different than what we had to deal with. The only reason why we have such a problem with the other network is that we were put we were. They literally fired us the same month that we were going to be the podcast of the month.
Speaker: because they didn't wanna shout out our shows. And that's why they fired us at the end of the day. We shouted out every one of their shows. We shouted out Casey show. And then Casey got pissed off at Mark and Brian because they weren't shouting out Mark and Brian show. And Mark and Brian said, well, them are not gonna shout them out anymore. And that's why they got fired. Let me ask Connor something real quick. And I'm gonna ask you something Jarvis. Oh God. No, seriously.
Speaker: Connor, I can hear an echo. Um, if you, if you're on, if you're on a quote unquote network together, you know, say like you're, you're hosting Monday nights, men care for men hosted by con. It's just, just organically, you would shout out the other shows, right? Yeah, typically. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, like you're going to shut off the other shows. You're going to give other people their props. Hey, Connor, I'm a nonsense to a nonsense, a nonsense to a nonsense network. Do you think we should do some fucking bullshit like employee of the month or podcast of the month? No. Hey Jarvis, what the fuck is the podcast of the month? What is a podcast of the month?
Speaker: Well, see, and that ain't the worst thing about it. They then started on Instagram doing podcaster of the week. I was the very first one. And I told Casey, I was like, I was like, why are we doing podcasts a week? And he's like, well, cause I wanted to get your name out there more. I'm like, and shout me out on your fucking show. What is, what is, what is podcast of the week though? Podcast or the week was
Speaker: on by Casey's definition was to get my name out there more. What the fuck I hear an echo like a motherfucker right now. Like someone's listening to this on their phone. No, please correct me if I'm wrong. You guys please correct me if I'm wrong. If we have a community or if we have a network or whatever you want to call it, whatever the hell you want to call it.
Speaker: We should and I've had this problem with people in the past and I'm still shouting out people who won't fucking shout out this show if their life fucking depended on it literally you can hold them at gunpoint, you know, they'll take a fucking bullet to their head before they'll shout out this show yet I'm still shouting them out and and that's without them being here now mind you they'll shout out this show if I pop up in the comments, but
Speaker: If you're in a network or if you're in a community of podcasters, I feel like, please, either one of you, correct me if I'm wrong, you should shout out the other shows that are in your community, in your network, the people that you support and support you back. Am I right?
Speaker: You're right. You're right. But at the same time, Casey's fucking solution was that he would always tell me, well, I can't shout you out, Steven, because I don't understand what your show is about. And I was doing a live show, which was still that. And then at the very the thing that pissed me off the most and Mark knows this is what they did to Mark.
Speaker: They were telling mark that no, you shouldn't do a live show. It's no one's going to watch your live shows. And when I fucking heard that I literally Casey's lucky. I didn't say the shit I wanted to say, because honestly, no one wanted to see their show. Because if you think about it, they.
Speaker: They always wanted to have guests on other people's shows, but me and Mark and Brian's. And if we had guests on our show, we were automatically supposed to shout out and tell the guests to go to the other shows. That wouldn't even give us the time of fucking day to bring guests to our fucking podcasts. Like, like everybody should be shouting everybody out. And I mean, like.
Speaker: Tony D can get butt hurt with me right now, but it's not football season. So I'm not gonna shout out Tony show because Fucking it is what it is Tony Tony don't have a show Tony don't have a show He just randomly shows up and plays fucking music and dances around and demands attention because he's an attention for
Speaker: Michael Bathurst. I don't know what Michael Bathurst's schedule is. I would, if Bathurst had a schedule that wasn't going live at the same time other people was going live or trying to overstream them or overscope them or whatever, like, like, if you guys got like locked in days and times, I shot these motherfuckers out. They won't shout us out. That's okay. That's fine and dandy. I don't care. Ted Hicks, late night parents every Thursday night, they're doing their thing.
Speaker: Fireman rich is doing his thing bright and early Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays to shout them out They don't return the favor. That's fine and Andy. That's okay. That's okay you don't have to but like Don't demand anything first and foremost if we're in the network and we're in the community like Where we all have the same goal man where we our goal is to grow am I right Connor?
Speaker: Like, our goal is to grow. We're on a visual. You have to use your words. I'm sorry. I think that I might be the echo because I'm using my laptop's microphone. No, it's Mofo. I'm watching him on Twitch. Oh, gotcha. Oh, OK. OK. And I hear it. And I was just like, well, I'll turn Mofo down. But Mofo, I'm still watching.
Speaker: I was I was trying to figure out why the fuck yeah, so as I was like, wait, why am I hearing this and I'm looking over at Alyssa and I don't know if she's listening probably not but Yeah, yeah, I completely agree. But I feel like this is a whole bunch of a whole bunch of drama Let him let him fucking do whatever the fuck they want
Speaker: Hold on. Hold on a second, please. And I have not seen you and fucking forever. First and foremost, how the fuck are you doing, dude? I have not seen you in fucking forever. And my man may have a man. My man dropped. Oh, I've said this a million times that I'm the bad guy for saying it.
Speaker: That dude, I, I met this cat on, on hat. Okay. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna fucking go all Haps was great. Haps is this Haps is what it was, but I met this cat on Haps and I have not seen you forever. How have you been bro? Seriously. Holy shit.
Speaker: That's a real motherfucker right there and he's caught he's caught a bunch of hell and a bunch of unnecessary heat But I do love that dude. I got nothing but love for blazing and I'm excited to see sorry I'm excited to see you again, bro. I'm excited to see you again Gentlemen, I am I'm headed to bed dude. I'm struggling right now See you Saturday or Monday
Speaker: Saturday. I need to self care. Hey, that's all that matters. You've got to take care of yourself. You got to get your mind right. You got to get your body right. That's what's up, man. Long time no see. But you are 100 percent right. And the initials that you drop, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Damn. Go tell right now, motherfucker. And we'll sit on a motherfucker right now.
Speaker: Right now I'm gonna put that comment back on the screen. Oh my god. I've said that for I don't know how long but you know the most fucked up thing is that I Honestly think once we draw and and I gotta give a shout out to my man Kyle Curtis flat from And pop culture 13 Kyle I don't know if you're home from the hospital yet, but
Speaker: Hopefully everything goes well. Miss you, bro. Kyle put our name out there, and Casey was like, well, we could give him a tryout. Well, at the same time, me and Mark were going to split amicably, even though some people in a certain network decide to stir the pot and make it about me and Mark have egos, and we couldn't deal with each other anymore. It's like, no, at the end of the day, Mark wanted to do
Speaker: his own show. And to be honest with you, he's much better for it because talking shit is the funniest show in the world. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I said one of the. Oh, yeah, I. I forgot I'm part of nonsensical nonsense, too, which is one of the greatest shows in the world. Shameless pay -per -view plug there, but
Speaker: Don't listen to me. Take the words of the champ for that one. But no, I got a kick out of it that Casey got so butt hurt that me and Mark split because he thought it was going to be a big deal. And I said, no. Why we split was because Mark wanted to do his own show.
Speaker: And he had been talking about it and talking about it. And I said, go ahead, man. I think you're going to do better. And he did really good on my show. Oh God. Oh, holy smokes. Don't worry. My wife does the same thing, but at the end of the day, like, yeah, if fucking, if Mark keeps giving you shit about this whole network thing, just tell him to stop being a bitch.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, he's not. No, he's not. No, he's really not. He is just. I just subscribe to you on. Fucking YouTube, this. Sorry, I'm looking up all blazing blasphemer. Yeah. Nice. Oh, gotcha. I gotcha. I just had you, bro. I just added you, bro.
Speaker: No, I love this dude. I'm like, I'm super excited because this is one of the guys that I lost contact with, but I'm glad you're doing good, man. I'm glad you took time to do some self healing. No, no, no. You know, Marcus, and I totally understand. I totally understand where Mark's coming from, man. You get burned and you don't want to, you don't want to get burned again. I've been there, man. I've been burned.
Speaker: the people who have burnt me, I'm I'm I'm still fucking supporting at the end of the day, like, yeah, and I'm the asshole in the situation. The people have burnt me and the people who have who have crowned me and played me like a fucking idiot. I'm still fucking I'm still over here. I'm telling you guys to check out their shit.
Speaker: But that's who I am, man. I'm all about creating that community. But, uh, you know, once, once the nonsensical network takes off and, and, and, and look, I'm going to be there for the ones that are there for me, man. Like, well, and that's like, I've told Mark multiple times to be like, Mark needs to realize he's not the only one that got burned.
Speaker: I mean, I put a lot of time, hell, I even had Casey came to me. He's like, Hey bro, I'm going to mentor you all this stuff. I let him into my life. I let him into some shit that I probably shouldn't have. And at the end of the day, if anyone got burned, it was me because I believed all that bullshit. I believed all the bullshit of, Oh, we're going to have you on the show, Steven. And then some of the guests that we have on our show, we'll get on your show. And it was all empty fucking promises. And like, I'll tell Mark.
Speaker: If anyone was burned, it really was me because I thought that, you know what, it was going to be a family type thing. And it wasn't. It was a bunch of podcasters, which I have nothing wrong to say about the other podcasters on there. They were great people. Would love to collab with them any time they, whatever. It was one person and his name is Casey who decided to say that, you know what, Stephen.
Speaker: He, this is literally what he told me. He says your show isn't up to the standards of deluxe edition network. And I said, what do you mean by that? And he's like, well, I think your show is low budget. So you mentor and you teach and you educate. And I'm no podcasting expert. I'm no streaming expert. I'm no broadcasting expert, but God damn it. If somebody's got a fucking passion for it and Jarvis, you got a passion for it, bro.
Speaker: Oh, I know you do. I have over 10 ,000 listens. You don't get that if you don't have a passion for what you're doing. I mean, I'm almost now five years of doing this shit. Why do you think we brought you on? Nobody, it doesn't matter how long you've been doing it or, or anything like that. Why do you think we brought you onto the show, man? Why do you think we, why do you think that we, we continue to bring you on the show and, and, and I made you a co -host on Monday nights because you've got a passion, man. You're willing to learn, you're willing to grow, you're willing to be better.
Speaker: I'm about that. But don't don't put yourself on a fucking pedestal. Don't have an ego like nonsense ain't shit at the end of the day and the scope of things nonsensical nonsense ain't shit. But like I've always said, I got fired because I had an ego or because I ate on a show once.
Speaker: Hmm, but at the same time if I have an ego then I feel bad for all the other podcasters out there because evidently they got bigger one than I do Call myself a fucking champ I'm like Connor McGregor in the road. I'm saying that's what I'm saying I'm like I'm like Connor goddamn a greater McGregor in Roadhouse. I call myself the fucking champ. You want to talk about an ego?
Speaker: And Michael, Michael, you do have a great point there. I 100%. Keep moving forward. Never stop dreaming and believing in your secret dreams. 100%. I started my own podcast because of my mental health struggles. Granted, I didn't have, I don't have something like what we do on Monday.
Speaker: But ultimately, it was just for me to go out there and just share my knowledge. Granted, yeah, maybe a bunch of old movies and old TV shows and whatever whatnot. But at the same time, there's a market for it because a lot of my episodes are in the hundreds. And it's probably doing a lot better than a certain someone's podcast at another network. But no, I, I
Speaker: Honestly, once that network starts up, I'll be the first motherfucker if you want me to. I'll be the first one going like this, saying I'm part of the nonsensical nonsense network. The triple lens. Michael, first and foremost, words are hard. First and foremost, thank you for the kind words on the previous broadcast, Michael. Appreciate that. Also second of all,
Speaker: Yeah. You got to have that confidence, man. And, and, and, and, and, and, and Jarvis, I hope you don't take it the wrong way, but I feel like since the first time we've had you on here to you being a part of the shows, the shows and I say shows and yes, you are a co -host. I don't give a damn what anybody says or what you feel or how you think you are a co -host on Monday nights. Your confidence has grown. Oh, definitely because I can be more real on these shows. And, and, and, and I love watching Mark come on.
Speaker: To nonsensical nonsense or or or or men caring for men because every time marks on here and there's been a couple comments from people and they're like when he comes in here and And it's shown on their shows what's showing on talking shit as well But when he comes in here his confidence grows every time he's he's more vocal he is a guy who I'm dealing with it right now
Speaker: As a guy who deals with a stutter, you watch Mark Stutter not happen so much on Saturday nights, on Wednesdays nights, on Mondays with the clubs that we're doing with Mark and Brian. You watch his stutter start to dissipate. Well, like I told him, I - It goes away.
Speaker: I can have the worst fucking podcast on the world. And the guys that come on here and hang out with us could have the greatest podcast ever, but they're here. And I'm, and I'm, and I want to help. I will, and I've said this a million times, and this is me. I will put anybody else above what I'm doing, regardless of my, my ego as hell. Yeah. I call myself the champ. I'm the champ. It is what it is. Oh yeah.
Speaker: but I'm all about, I will put anybody ahead of what we're doing. If it benefits them, if it helps them and it educates them, if it gives them confidence, whatever the case may be. And I love watching Mark grow because, you know, I didn't know about Mark and Brian until you Jarvis. And they didn't know about us until you Jarvis. Because you were sharing.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I, I told Mark because Mark and Mark can bullshit his way out of this one when me and him start having troubles because he wanted to go bring the Steven Jarvis and friends podcast at the time in a different direction.
Speaker: that I didn't want to, he went and created his own show. And I'm very proud of him. He deserves that. He, at the end of the day, Mark deserves to have his own show because Mark is one of the smartest and funniest motherfuckers out there. And Mark, if you're listening to me or you're listening or watch the replay, I will say it until the day I die, you made the right decision. Talking shit is one of the funniest shows in the world. And you know what?
Speaker: You took the ball, you knew what to do, and you ran with what you wanted. And that's why you have a lot of subs. That's why you have people that come on your show. And you know what, man? If my show ever ceased to exist, just know I will tell you this million times, I'll still watch your show. I will always watch your show. And I will always comment on your show because your show is so fricking amazing. And I'm so proud of you and Brian.
Speaker: It's at the end of the day, I've always told you this, Mark, you're a great guy. Yeah, me and you, we had our pissing matches, whatever you want to call them. But at the end of the day, all I care about is that, you know, that I want you to succeed. I want you and Brian to succeed. And you guys have fuck what that last network did to us. You weren't, you guys weren't the only ones to get burned.
Speaker: And nonsensical nonsense network is going to be different. They're not going to put us in a situation where we're the only ones shouting them out or shouting others out. It's not going to be that way. I promise. And if it does turn out that way, then you can shit on me. But it's not going to be that way. And if Glick ever wants me to hold a sign saying, hey, you know what? I'm part of the nonsensical nonsense network.
Speaker: and that the Jarvis podcast is part of that network, 100 % I'll do it. If he makes me the first draft pick or the eighth draft pick, I will do that. And if one day we have a t -shirt that says nonsensical nonsense network, you better believe I'll be the first one to wear it. But just don't let what happened with
Speaker: Oh, Dan sway. Your opinion on another network, because when we went to the den, we went to the wrong network. We should have went to a network that was more horror centered. Might be speaking might might be might be dropping. Might be strong, drop, drop, drop them.
Speaker: Dropping them dimes on wisdom. Let me ask you something, Jarvis. So I got to be honest with you. My initial thought was I'm going to get up and go take a piss. Uh, grabbing some beverages and molesting, molesting Nikki. Um, let me ask you something, Jarvis. Actually, I asked Melissa if she can, if I can, can I have her for just a minute?
Speaker: Can Glick have you for a minute? Alyssa? I do enjoy watching Glick wants to talk to you. I do enjoy watching Bathurst inspirational. It's not regular. It's all over the place. Jarvis, you're not allowed to listen.
Speaker: Oh, so what would you do if I would, okay. First and foremost, this is a two -part question. Hey, what would you do if I asked Jarvis to be a regular part of the show on Wednesdays and Saturdays and be, would it be okay? Yes and yes. Cool. You can give me that setback.
Speaker: I had to get permission first Jarvis. What would you, what would you say if I said, Hey, um, you're, you're a part of Monday nights. Would you like to fill a four chair on Wednesdays and Saturday nights and be a permanent co -host every Wednesday and Saturday night? If you guys need me, yeah, I'm there. It's the, no, it's not what I know. It's, it's not asking you, what would you, how would you feel? And if you would accept an offer,
Speaker: for Wednesdays and Saturday nights to be a permanent part of the shows across the board. I'd feel like Sting when, you know, he's being courted by the NWO and the Wolfpack and I'm joining the Wolfpack. Well, all I have to say to you is Jarvis from here on out Wednesdays and Saturday nights, would you like to be the fourth chair on Wednesday and Saturday nights? Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah.
Speaker: Sure. Yeah. You're not just a villain. You're not anything like that. You're a part of the show. You're a part of it. Oh, come on. I'm still a C -squad announcer. I'm Bob Euchre. Well, let's be honest. I'm fine with that role. I mean, I've, I've even told, uh, I've even told Jeff that and I've told, uh, Alyssa that and I've told Connor that I'm anytime I'm needed.
Speaker: Just that's what I'm saying. I'm not asking you to be here when you need it. I'm asking you Wednesdays and Saturday nights. Do you want to be a part of the show? We've never had a fourth chair. I'm putting a fourth chair on Wednesdays and Saturday nights. And I don't want to ask the guys because it's my show.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm fine with it. So I'm asking you, would you like to be a part of the show permanently? It's my show. Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, Mondays, men care for men. Yeah. Wednesdays and Saturdays for nonsense or nonsense. Would you like to be a part of the show? I'm down. I'm joining. I'm the wolfback.
Speaker: I have no idea. I don't know what the fuck I just said. This guy wants to buy a show. It's my show. Oh, God. Mickey calls that my my BMW guy voice. And she loves it. But no, I.
Speaker: Honestly, I'm honored to be a part of the show. Kind of scary now. Because now Jeff gets full access and so does Connor. And don't worry guys, when me and Glick joke around about what I've had to do in order to get on the show, it's all consensual.
Speaker: I mean, it's all consensual. He cradles and tickles the ting at the same time. Cradles the balls, tickles the ting. It's amazing. I recommend you with somebody who can do it. Oh my God. It's my show. Look at me. Let's see the only goddamn impression I can do. And it was just one I made up.
Speaker: Glick learned to be a host. I was molded to be a host. I knew what podcasting hosting was when I was seven years old. Sorry, that's a really bad vein. Now I just do it because I'm like, I'm going to McDonald's. I'm going to get a trickle sound.
Speaker: I don't know. She loves it. It makes her alive every time I do it. I'm like, it's fucking terrible. Honestly, to be honest with you, like I told my wife, I'm like, I don't know how people find me funny, but sometimes when they're like, Hey, that's a good joke, Steven. It's like, okay, thank you. It's going to take about 999 more bad ones before I get another good one. It'll be funny. Let me explain it to you. Yeah. No. So.
Speaker: It's something I've kind of played around with and it was I was I meant to do that conversation in private, but you know You're always willing to jump in here and I don't want to I don't want to listen to the thing that I'm Snapping my finger. Oh No, it is snapping his finger unless already knows the Champs will
Speaker: be done. Hey, watch this. I bet you tend to want if he snaps his finger and says, Alyssa, Alyssa will be on the show. I guarantee it. I don't think I've worked that way up here. Alyssa. It doesn't count if you put your headphones on her ear.
Speaker: See, I told you it doesn't count if you put the headphones on her ear, your ear holes, you have to she has to snatch them off your head. But it's great. It's the only voice I do. I've never even heard it. I don't know what it sounds like. I feel like I want to like I feel like I should do a tick tock and do the voice.
Speaker: This is a mess. This is an absolute mess. You know, I think it's only going to get worse. I really want to I like, I really want not to cause any drama or any problems or anything. I really want to go to the Deluxe Network or whatever the fuck they call themselves. What a fucking queer name. Oh, Deluxe. Like, I really want to go into their shows when it went. And if they're live, I don't know if they do live shows, but I just want to be like,
Speaker: Thanks for Mark and Brian and thanks for Jarvis. Like, like you guys fucked up and thank you. Hold on one second. Like so bad. I just want to go thank them for dropping the ball on the three of you and be like, you guys fucked up, man. And now they're here. Like I really do.
Speaker: All right, let me share my thing. Here we go. Here's their website, by the way. These are their podcasts of the month. Oh, here we go. And if you want to join the team, there's a form. See, that's more than my job. I got a shirt. I got a shirt. Hold on a second. I got a shirt.
Speaker: person joining our network or just want to reach out, please complete the front wall. And then if you want to donate because they think they're that good, you can buy them a coffee. Yep, there's their home.
Speaker: Are they are they on YouTube or Facebook? Oh, yeah. Sounds like a fast food order. Yes. Make me that deluxe. All right. Right. Like they are. It's deluxe edition on YouTube. Oh, I didn't see if I can find these guys. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Oh, like I want to I want to fuck with these guys so bad.
Speaker: I don't even know how to spell deluxe deluxe edition fucking inside edition. It's the deluxe edition network podcast on YouTube deluxe edition. Oh my God. They only got 16 subscribers. That's not them.
Speaker: Damn, my videos do better than theirs do. Oh, it's deluxe edition with Casey and Ray is what there's there shows. What is it? Lux edition with Kate here. I'll just share it. Hold on. I'll send the link. Yes. Oh, it ain't Glick's turn the pot. Oh, trust me, Glick's going to stir the fucking bottle. There you go. There you go, Glick. Just for you to help me. None at all, man.
Speaker: Oh my God. Maybe that's a good reason why I'm the fourth chair. Cause I'm another one that can do, uh, Oh, is there something long hair build bearded guy? Oh, deluxe edition with Casey and Ray. Yep. Oh my God. They're, they actually had buff Bagwell on their show. Wow.
Speaker: You know what? I'm going to help you man. I'm going to subscribe to it. Do they have anything? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Instagram, Delexis, Facebook. What? Okay. I'll eat burritos. Yeah. Go ahead if you want to. I'll eat a burritos.
Speaker: All right. Well, that's kind of looks like an asphalt. Is Casey the old dude? Casey is the one with the beard. And Ray is the older looking guy. I don't know what I subscribe to. Um.
Speaker: look this this this is this is a me thing this is a me thing because they because because they disrespected my guys all right like i'm you know hey hey what's the matter with you why you disrespecting my guys hey now i gotta take care of you hey the glick father yeah god damn glick father
Speaker: disrespecting like that. You threw them away like they were yesterday's trash. Oh, God. Now he's going. Oh, yeah. That's the macho good, Randy Savage. You disrespecting my guys, right? And now I'm going to snap into you like a Slim Jim. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. His feud with Diamond Dallas Page when Macha Man was party NWO was one of the best feuds.
Speaker: These dudes like I want to fuck with them when I want to fuck with their network and then I want to be like a Saturday nights. What's up? What's good? I Bet you 10 to 1 they would come in on that show and they would treat me with nothing but respect. I bet you
Speaker: You think you want to, who's not going to get true to his respect? Cause you know what? Casey never had the balls to actually call me when he had my own, when he had my number, didn't have the balls to call me and tell me, I can't fucking stand, man. I can't fucking stand it. I can't stomach people who shit on other people for no fucking reason. And that's why I still hold the grudge about it. Because if you hire me.
Speaker: And you're not doing anything to, you know, as they say, support screw or, you know, anything else, then you know what, you should actually have the balls to fire me like a man. So I got to say, like now you and Mark and Brian, you guys are my guys and I understand it happened, but I don't feel some sort of way about it.
Speaker: But the best thing about it was is that they lost so many great network or so many great podcasts once they let us go. And it's just like now they just had to put other podcasts as fillers. They had to have their stupid little the Denny's award show, which was nothing more than a piss jack off contest.
Speaker: They they couldn't even they could this is what their Denny's award show was was pretty much promoting their own shows and Screwing me and mark and saying shows aren't good enough to win an award. That's all it was what? Yeah The Denny's Because Deluxe The the network
Speaker: Casey literally was like hey I want to know what you would want an award show to be named and I bet you ten to one it's on their YouTube channel I was part of the very first Denny's and Didn't even get fucking nominated So this is the maid shit up yep I'm gonna do a nonsense whole award show
Speaker: And all the awards are going to go to me. Well, that'd be the only. Yeah. I mean, the only acceptable answer. Podcaster of the year. Glick. Great. Yeah. Worst. Worst. Worst podcast co -host ever. Tony G. Oh, wait. We're not using this real name. I mean, GG. Terrell Davis.
Speaker: Oh, wait, I can't use that name. He'll come after us. Narcissistic, most narcissistic co -host of all time. TV, the Glickies. Yeah. Let's do the Glickies, man. We got to really get trophies or certificates. I just mentioned your name. And for most undeserving podcasts, the Jervisci project.
Speaker: No, stop it. I would laugh if fucking it was like, and for best podcasting host, all of a sudden it's like the Jer on second thought you just light the word on fire like Charlie Rich did. Open the envelope. It says the Jeremy. That's wrong.
Speaker: So many people did not know that is the reason why Charlie rich was banned from, uh, I think the grand old operate because he literally won entertainer of the year, the year before. And then the next year it was John Denver. Well, he read the award and lit the word on fire. Charlie rich, Charlie rich. Hey, leave Charlie rich alone.
Speaker: Hold on a second. I'm trying to think of who is Charlie Richards. Uh, behind closed doors. Okay. I was thinking of Johnny paycheck. Nevermind. No, Johnny paycheck was take this job and shove it. Yeah. The Glickies. Dude, we should do the Glickies. Maybe after we'll do it on our three year anniversary, we'll do the Glickies. The Glickies. Mark, Brian, I'm sorry that we have to relive this shit. I'm sorry.
Speaker: But yeah, sad part about it at all, honestly, the other day, I wouldn't fucking win a single award.
Speaker: You would you'd be better than a certain other network that won most the awards that night I'm wrong blazing for wanting to go poke poke the bear and fuck with these guys like Like oh, we got an outsider in here blazing like I just want to go fuck with these cats like they ain't worth it man like I know they're not worth it, but God, it would be fun to fuck with them and be like I
Speaker: And honestly, you know how great it would be to get him in here on a Saturday night. Oh, God. Just warn me at your time. You got to give us Saturday night and bring him up and then bring. Yeah, see, there he is. I knew somebody would have my back on this. I didn't say I didn't have your back. I just also don't want to relive this shit. It's not about reliving it. We're rubbing it in their faces, man.
Speaker: What are they gonna tell us? But we got 2 .33K followers on YouTube. Yeah, and your show doesn't get any more views than my show does. And a hundred and some followers. Like, what are you doing here, man? I mean, honestly, if you can get them on a Saturday. Yeah, let's just drop a clean click. Trolling can be fun. If you can get them on a Saturday.
Speaker: If you can get them on a Saturday, I'll get Mark and Brian on that same show. You don't think I will fucking look. The only reason we started the open door challenge because of our fucking lurkers, the circle of fucking jerk offs that watch every show we do on Cantina and none of them have the balls to fucking come in here and say or do anything. It's the only reason we do the open door challenge. Yeah.
Speaker: And Tony, I'm sorry, TD won't show up unless a certain other person shows up and then he wants to come up in here in a certain type of way. You're just as bitch made as everybody else. You've been bitch made since day one. No lie. I'll show a couple of times. Yeah. Fun trolls are fun.
Speaker: You can show the hell out of us. I don't care. We have fun. If you're making us laugh, that's cool. Not the end of the day. That's cool, man. That's, we've been told by other people and they've had us fucking rolling. It's just like, God damn dude, come up, you know, like get out of the chatter's box and get interested.
Speaker: But no, you don't think I won't fucking go and poke the goddamn bear and see if I can get him to show up on a Saturday night? That's what we did. Again, that's why we did the open challenge, man. That's why we did the open door challenge because. Don't lurk. I know you guys are lurking and watching our show from start to finish. That explains a lot about your fucking life that you're watching this bullshit from start to finish and broadcasting it in a
Speaker: Private channel on a private platform that nobody can get into unless they're invited But You know bring your ass as TD would say bring your move Why why do you want people to bring your ass because all you're gonna do is delete it. Fuck up. I Don't delete shit. I don't edit
Speaker: We can't anoint you that, Alyssa. You're too nice. Oh, Peter Piper's in the building. What's going on? I guess all I ask. Are you Peter Piper? If I if they come on the show, I got something I want to ask them.
Speaker: Once I get him in the hot seat, bro, it's game on. And you know what? I'm going to bring Mark and Brian. Nice. Nice. Yes. Yeah. We know you. Yeah. Yep. I know that name. You've absolutely had us laughing our asses off a time or two, but there are a few other shows that I think we should have on the show one day. And we'll talk more about that behind the scenes. Cause you know, we don't want to spoil the surprise.
Speaker: Yeah. Let me know. Let me, let me get, let me get the looks up in here on the hot seat. I bet you they run. I bet you they run. I bet you they don't stick around. They, they won't. And you all even drop my name when you, when you send that invite, be like, Hey, Steven, Jeremy, she told us about how good of a network you guys are and all that bullshit. I'm getting them on the show. Oh, I won't fucking work on it. Fuck. I'll even work on it.
Speaker: Who knows I might even show up in some red and black face paint like a certain wrestler from back in I'll be the lurker in the shadows. I'm gonna drop a comment right now. Oh god.
Speaker: Not Ultimate Warrior. Sting. Fuck, Warrior in WCW was just another version of Sting. I bet you I don't get a response. Probably not. This fucking ass clowns. Like I said, they fired me by sending me
Speaker: message. I haven't kept up. Tell me you haven't kept up a wrestling since 1985 without telling me you haven't kept up since with wrestling since 1980. Blazin's like, I'm 35, you old dick.
Speaker: I know one of these days, we got to get, please. And it's 35. You're 42. No one asked you. I'm 22. God damn it. Exactly. One of these days we should talk with Mark and Brian and see if we can get a wrestling show, talk round table discussion.
Speaker: Oh my gosh. You're old bro. I thought you were younger than me. I thought you were younger than me.
Speaker: Well, I'm fucking old as a motherfucker. If I'm as old as I feel, I feel 18 most days. Let's be honest. Actually my mental in my head. I'm 14. I do. I hit 14 and I plateaued and this is game over from there on out. Yeah, man. I thought you were in your first. I thought you were in your thirties too, bro.
Speaker: Big ups, man. I'm 42. Technically, technically I'm 42. However, on social media, I'm 22 and I bagged me a cougar. I bagged a cougar because I'm 22. We didn't, you didn't bag a cougar. You bagged something you bad. What was it that you bet? What were we talking about on Monday night?
Speaker: Well, I call her a saber tooth tiger. There you go. He's a saber tooth tiger. She's going to come back here and kick my ass. She is the female equivalent of Wolverine. I agree, brother. You have definitely aged like five one, my friend. I hope I have. I hope I, I hope I can say that when I'm that age, this guy over here at 22.
Speaker: Um, I'm looking like I'm 60 something. I feel like I'm in my sixties, but, um, man, I, I woke up this morning. Oh, this morning. I love, I love vacation. Just so you guys know, I have a job. I took a week off. I took a week's vacation. I have a job. I have a full time job.
Speaker: I woke up at 11 o 'clock this morning, not by choice, but because my hip and my shoulder was so cramped and I was in so much pain and I had shit. The trifecta. Shut up, Alyssa.
Speaker: No, I just was like, I don't think I wrote ever. I said, good morning. I love you. I gave her a little, and I said, my shoulder is killing me. My hips killing me. I got a shit. And I went and spent a half hour on the sugar watching YouTube. Best way to shit while watching YouTube watch the Jarvis podcast. Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker: Nice, nice shameless plug though. I can appreciate that. It is a shitty show. So that's why I said it. Nice little shameless plug there, brother. Cheers to you. I had to make sure I had the label out there so everybody could see it. You had official, official sponsor of nonsense or nonsense.
Speaker: Damn, I can't believe it's already five and a half hours on a Wednesday night. And I played on having this show been two hours ago. It's like a little play call. It's your net. You try and condense the show in time. It's never going to fucking happen. And the world's going to end. Yeah. Yeah. The biggest problem tonight was so this is how well I know Jeff and Jeff and Jeff won't talk about it and he won't and he won't fucking have the conversation.
Speaker: I know Jeff is going through some shit right now. Yeah. I know he stressed out. I know he's in his head and rather than having the conversation with me or talking to me or reaching out to me, he's going to wait and he comes in here tonight and
Speaker: He won't shut the fuck up, man. Like he just wants to talk, just to talk. And he's not really talking about the problem or anything like that. He just wants to fucking talk and hear his voice. That's why we spent the first part of the show talking about movies and television and stuff like that. And then I wanted to make fun of Baltimore and I wanted to bring up the Baltimore bridge collapse and it turned into all political conspiracy theory conversation.
Speaker: Um, and then, and then we got onto the whole essay and the Nickelodeon thing and stuff like that. And it was just like, take a breath, Jeff, take a breath, take a breath, take a fucking breath. You know, but, um, I know right now, I know he currently dealing with some shit. Something's going on, something's going on in his personal life, but.
Speaker: Kind of had to let it let us slide let it go through let it happen because I know Jeff Dude Saturday nights are six hours every Saturday night is six hours typically Mondays are three three and a half hours Wednesdays are three three and a half hours Saturday nights or an hour Friday night or Saturday answer six hours
Speaker: If we don't come up for a part two and Friday nights, I try to stick to an hour hour and six hours ain't shit in my world. I've done 36 hour broadcast, the 36 hour broadcast. And I've done a 28 hour broadcast. Periscope 36 tiktok 28.
Speaker: Yeah. We, we did typical nonsense going on since we're all, we're always all over the road on us. However, I do have to wrap this up. Jesus Christ. I think God, I'm on vacation because I'm a little bit drunker than I normally am on a Wednesday night. Yeah. No, I did that. I did 36 hours.
Speaker: No, I'm sorry. Yeah, I think that, yeah, I think, I think it was 36 hours on, on periscope one time. And then I did, I think it was 28 until one time. Um, not my proud enough, not my proudest moments. Um, but, uh, it happened and
Speaker: What are you gonna do typically I try to keep the shows at three three and a half hours on Wednesdays Mondays and Wednesdays Saturdays, I know it's gonna go six hours Sat on Saturdays Glicks house of music is typically an hour hour and a half So It is what it is It's just happened sometimes that old periscope. Oh man
Speaker: Periscope saved my life more than once at the end of the day So and that's and that's called archery but Do you want to wrap this? I do want to wrap this little shindig up because we definitely went two hours longer than I planned Jarvis Now that your official member
Speaker: of nonsense. You have to have a catchphrase for it at the end of every show. And it's not a quote that you look up. You can't cheat. You gotta, you gotta give us a catchphrase. Well, in the immortal words of - Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Now we gotta do this right. We gotta do this right.
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Speaker: And with that being said, Travis, we haven't upgraded yet, but we're going to upgrade to eventually where I give you admin. So I'm going to pick the song. Let's do a little, uh, you know what? I just want, I want, let's do a little. Eva under a fire with their cover of journeys, separate.
Speaker: Waze.
Speaker: Things are not reaching for you, you, you Feeling that it doesn't have paid our mind If we can't go out, just go by the tide, don't give up
Speaker: Some days love will find you Break those chains that find you One night will remind you How we touch and waste our separate ways If she ever hurt you True love won't even hurt you You know I still love you How we touch and waste
Speaker: No between confusion and pain Pain, pain This is our eyes The wishes we made were in vain And I hate pain If you must stay there I wish you luck You'll never walk
Speaker: Mr. Love Some days love will find you Break those chains that hurt you What might still remind you How we touch and we'll touch up with ways If she's ever hurt you True love won't even hurt you You know I still love you Now we touch and we'll
Speaker: I will find you, break those chains, I'll find you One night we'll revive you
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Speaker: Wow. I just derailed for no reason. Make sure you check out them tour dates. And if you guys get the opportunity to see them, go ahead and check them out. We're at the end of the show. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you. That would do appreciate it. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We were all over the place because that is nonsensical nonsense. We are alcohol fueled and fed on ADHD, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, service.
Speaker: Actually, I'm not saying jokes. In the words of Jeffrey, he would say, deuces. Connor would say, fuck you, Orange County, or San Fernando Valley.
Speaker: In the words of Michael, peace out, A -town down. They hate me because I have a deep voice. Connor, the newest member of nonsensical nonsense, the full fledged member, the first chair. What is going to be your closure every ship? Feel the bang.
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