Nonsensical Nonsense 226 Things that go bump in the night

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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Wednesday. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. I'm click. We got Tony D in the building. Jeff may or may not be joining us. How who knows? It's probably out on one of his 45 seven. Acre properties making a billion dollars a second. He'll tell you all about it. I'll be your pesos. Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you.

Speaker: OK, all in apology, the video was not playing on my end, so I didn't see a marker. I appreciate the comment as well for me. Oh yeah, I could hear you. I just couldn't say anything because video was playing in my mic was muted, so that's why I was trying to give you a thumbs up. Yeah, I would just make sure it was black. It was black on my screen. I thought it was a glitch, so my fault on there. Yeah, no.

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Speaker: Sometimes we get a little crazy. Sometimes we have fun. Sometimes we get a little bit serious. Your audio's good so unless that's mine. Somebody over here in this audio go crazy. What's going on? Shatter's bark. Shatter's bark. Shatter's bark. Shatter's bark. This motherfucker. I feel like I'm stroking out today because like Mickey and I went to the, we had to run to Walmart and get stuff for uh for uh for dinner and I had to grab some beer.

Speaker: And, uh, she hasn't been feeling good the last few days and I asked her if she wanted some, some, uh, some soup and it came out. I appreciate it. Yeah, that might be on my end. Cause you glitching like hell on my side, but go ahead, man. I'll just be on mic. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're good. Uh, it came out suitals. Obviously I was trying to combine soup and noodles. And then we walked out in the parking lot. I'm just wandering around like an old man with dementia, not knowing where the hell I'm going. My brain just was like, see it. Peace out, dude.

Speaker: I am gone. Your brain said that 10 years ago. How about you borderline stroking out or something? What's going on with Stevie Wonder? You got it? I can hear you. Stevie, how you doing? Yeah, I don't know if you can hear me. It was acting up on my end. Yeah, your audio sounds good. I can't speak for you.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm in the crossover. I got the phone dashboard. I had to pick up Jason taking a practice. This book bag broke, so I went and bought him a book bag, and then his mom came up to me and talked for a little bit. I actually had a simple conversation, so that's a plus. Hey, as long as you know, there's nothing wrong with being able to have

Speaker: Whether you like conversation, I agree. If you guys can at least have some kind of semblance of civility between, you know, I mean, that's, I've had that discussion with like Nikki and other people and told them, you know.

Speaker: I do have a tendency to put up with a lot from the kids as mom, but at the same time, I don't want the kids to be put in a situation where they feel like they have to choose or, or. Absolutely. How many parents stop doing this shit? Absolutely. I agree with you on that. Their mom to have an option to try to use the kids against me. So sometimes you got to swallow your pride and just be nice.

Speaker: Just like my man Patrick Swayze said in robots, just be nice. Be nice. Despite of what thoughts you may be having, Jeff should be joining us. I don't know. Yeah, he said 6 .30. He said he was tied up. He'll be here about 6 .30. So he's good. He never know with that guy. He'll come in. You don't.

Speaker: Tell me we were talking Monday about that train here in Ohio. Did you hear? Did you hear about the second one? What was it in Texas or some shit like that? The one I was not my Houston. Yeah, I did see that. I think we talked about it that day too. I don't know if we I don't know if we talked about that, but it happened. It happened like a day or day or two after the one out here in Ohio.

Speaker: And I saw one in Texas. I didn't see another one. I saw the first one in Ohio. And they had a second one in Texas, but was crazy. The one in Ohio, they said they're not talking about it. And they need to be because of the chemicals that was released and exposing the environment. The smoke cloud coming off of that bad boy? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. It is insane that it can be seen from miles away.

Speaker: and I've seen something today that potentially up to a 200 mile radius of that could be affected. If there's - Apparently, and I did see a video on TikTok. They didn't talk about the chemicals that got released. The war is going to be messed up. The shit's in the air. There's a potential to get cancer to 5 million people.

Speaker: And they're not talking about it for real on the news. It's domestic terrorism. I mean, foreign terrorism. It's the Chinese. Why these trains being derailed is a bigger question to me. Well, supposedly, we're having a lot more than normal. And somebody needs to look into that, honestly. Yeah, no. Well, supposedly, if you listen to the conspiracy theorists out there, that they're being derailed on purpose,

Speaker: that there's a small electrical device that they can put on the track like an electric wire that sends some kind of shockwave or something I don't know electronic pulse or whatever it is it's causing these trains to derail and you can you can flip them remotely. I say based off the conspiracy theorists and they're crazy

Speaker: theories and and and and hypotenuses and all that hypotheses damn it hypotheses none know hypotenuses hypotenuses that's not me saying it so before anybody gets all up in their panties and say do you have proof of this clique no i'm not saying that i said this this is what the conspiracy called funk was good what's going on gulfock

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, it's they said that up to a 200 mile radius could be affected by it. And I'm right in that. I mean, basically that's all of Ohio. Plus surrounding areas. That's a lot of Ohio and Pennsylvania. I want to say West Virginia, Kentucky, a little bit of it as well, if you ask me. Well, definitely going to be well, that's that's right up there. East Palestine is right up there on the border of Pennsylvania and Ohio.

Speaker: right. So, it's definitely going to go into Pennsylvania. Definitely going to go into West Virginia because West Virginia creeps up between Ohio and and and PA. They got that that top part of West Virginia. Yes. Can't forget since Golf Hawk is here. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Oh, my god. Here we go. Hey, where are the white women at? Uh, South County Council was

Speaker: Yes, it's bound, determined to be a fucking mess up there in surrounding areas. And I guess they're learning more and more about other chemicals and stuff that were potentially on that train as well that wasn't initially released. Right, right, right.

Speaker: But we got an issue. We got a big hazmat environmental issue with that train derailment. We truly do. I think we need to take that into consideration. What's going on? What's going on in the area? What's going on in the atmosphere? And how the weather moves across the country? Well, not only that, but I mean, I can speak for Ohio the last couple of days. It's been stupid windy. Like today, it's been windy as hell out.

Speaker: But it was it was so windy like our flags on the flagpole sound like sounded like whips. Yeah, totally right. Appreciate you man. All right. You heard the flag cracking. That's how windy it was. Yeah, and you know they got them tornadoes down there in Memphis, which means that there's a front coming across. So you had a derailment with the front coming across there where it's going to move right across the major metropolitan area of New York.

Speaker: You know what I'm saying? This weekend, there's supposed to be potential for severe weather basically from all the way down to Louisiana, all the way up into New York, up in the main, whether it's snow, storms, all that shit. I think we're going to get a fuck ton of rain and thunderstorms tomorrow. So all that airborne, not to mention the shit that's going to get into the

Speaker: you know, like the rivers and the cricks and stuff like that, you know, because a lot of these rivers connect to me, like the Ohio River. You go down along the Ohio border, down south, the Ohio River is what separates Ohio from West Virginia, Kentucky. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: So up north, you know, you got all kinds of shit that gets fed, fed from, or fed into Lake Erie. Honestly, the Great Lakes, the Great Lakes are going to be affected too. Well, here's one of the great lakes. I believe here is one of the great lakes. Yeah. How did the water move in the Great Lakes? I don't think they moved to it.

Speaker: Heel on in Superior, Michigan. And then they run down to Mississippi. So if you're actually listening to the real name with the weather, everything you said in Mississippi screwed. Everything. Well, not only that, but I mean. Cash. Who's that? Who's that? Who do you think it is? Oh, it's a Chinese car. It's a Chinese D. What a little helmet.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Homework. Yeah. That would be a good idea. You got to take a shower tonight. Okay. Well, go get your homework done. Did you turn that, did you turn that letter into your teacher today? Okay. Good. All right. Permission slip, whatever it was. Damn. John Mitchell retires from the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker: This fool has been a coach. He has been on the coaching staff in Pittsburgh since 94. That's five reasons he's been one of. Common's top assistants.

Speaker: Long time Steelers assistance coach John Mitchell is retiring the team announced Mitchell has been on the Steelers coaching staff since 94 and he spent the last five seasons as Tomlin's assistant head coach. Mitchell was hired by the team defensive teams defensive line coach in 94 by Coward power. And added to the assistant coach title in 2007. Mitchell relinquished his position

Speaker: coach role in 2017 before coming to the Steelers. Mitchell was first by player to play for the University of Alabama football. There you go Tony. What? John Mitchell was the first black player to play for the University of Alabama. Yeah, I didn't know that and and he became the first black assistant coach for Bear Bryant staff.

Speaker: little uh little black history month. Fun facts. Oh, no. There you go. Black history moment, the black history moment on the Nocis Conocis Podcast. Amen. Yeah. And we can only do it because Jeff wasn't here. Because if Jeff was here, he would have interrupted it with some kind of racist comment.

Speaker: And if you didn't read it, you'd have lost the shit when I'm bringing it up. No, I wouldn't have lost my shirt. I would have reacted the same exact way as you because I'm reading it for the first time and I'm thinking that's really fucking cool. Uh, Mitchell also coached at Arkansas LSU and the original USFL before joining the Steelers. No shit. Yeah. No shit. That's pretty fucking cool.

Speaker: Let's see if I can send that to Nicky real quick. He's a Steelers fan. Should be like who? Exactly. That was my first thought was it was just that's kind of crazy. That man's been with the same organization because how often do you hear about coaches that that I mean that's.

Speaker: I've been doing here about assistant coaches. You do hear much about assistant coaches. Yeah, almost 30 years. He's been with the same organization. Right, and they don't talk about it. Big ups to him though, for real. I saw that. I did want to bring up somebody that I was going to

Speaker: Well, get yourself all organized. Get back in the house. What is this before she gets this job? John Stone Elementary School. Johnson and me are here in front of a Saturday March. It's a spring carnival. That's a three year hiatus. I think I know it is. There'll be inflatables, cakewalk games and prizes. We need 60 volunteers.

Speaker: Please consider volunteering and or donating and then return and return this by February 15th. That is today. Yeah, I know. That's the spring carnival. They're asking for volunteers. Saturday.

Speaker: We just asked her to come here, please. Good lord. Cash brings their paper to school for volunteers for a spring carnival or donation and it says please turn in by February 15th, but his teacher literally just gave it to him today. And I know that you can't make this stuff up. You can't make this stuff up. Yeah, because I went through his holder yesterday.

Speaker: What do we have going on in March? They need volunteer or donations for the spring carnival. It's Saturday, March 18th. I just want to make sure we didn't have anything going on. I know we had a couple things going on.

Speaker: All right, I'm a volunteer volunteer. I don't know what they're going to have with doing. We're going to have inflatables, cakewalk games and prizes. And the tail on the jackass. Yep.

Speaker: I saw that. I saw that. Oh my god. I need that video. What up, Joe? What's up, Tony? As I was telling Tony earlier, this jerk, this jackass is in the middle of having a fucking stroke today. Oh. Me. Why? Why are you? Nikki hasn't been feeling good. I asked her if she wanted

Speaker: Then we walk out in the parking lot wandering aimlessly around the parking lot at Walmart. I had no idea where I was going. Nice. Then we come in here and start to show and I have no idea. I get words. I can't figure out words. I can't. Well, is that normal? Everything is part of the day. It is. He can't figure out words. You can't spell them. That is normal. I tend to mispronounce them.

Speaker: I actually wanted to talk to you boys about something. I actually got lucky Well hold on a second Jeffrey because Tony was getting ready to bring something up, but he was just trying No, he could go ahead. I'll do it afterwards. He's good. He's good Just uh, I I see Tony's rock in the Chiefs Jersey This is not a Chiefs. It's not a chief. You're right. Sorry. Same colors Close but no cigar

Speaker: No, I literally just finished my meeting. I was going to say, do you smell toast?

Speaker: Well, I mean, when it comes to me, and that's about as close as I get to guessing crap. But I went to the casino to make a bet on the game because you both said Eagles got this. Of course, you know, all that stuff on the internet, everybody's saying, oh, the Eagles got this. I got to the casino 10 minutes too late and they wouldn't let me place a bet because the game had already started.

Speaker: So I saved myself $500 by showing up late. I was ready to drop five bills on the bucket for the Eagles. And I got lucky, I think. I don't care if you come home. I'll take you on a volunteer. So I went and played bingo. Well, I mean, in all honesty, I think the Eagles should have won that.

Speaker: Well, that's what I was hearing. Now I've been hearing reports that, and I say reports as, as in ticked off people saying the Eagles got robbed. Well, Kansas, Kansas city needed their MVPs to help them win the game. And the MVPs wear black and white t -shirts because anytime Kansas city needs, needs help with the wind with a wind magically, some crazy BS penalty comes out of nowhere. And they're like, Oh, nope.

Speaker: or a referee makes a mistake and they're like, oh, that was, yeah, it was third and 10, but we messed up. So, or it was a fourth. What was it in the playoffs? It was like a fourth and something and fourth and five in case you didn't get it. But then all of a sudden the rest were like, Oh no, we made a mistake. So they get to replay it. So,

Speaker: I didn't. I while playing Bingo, they did have the game on in between games of Bingo, so I kind of watched it, but I didn't watch it kind of thing. Yeah, so. It's one of those things. I mean, the last few years it's become kind of blatant and obvious and the rest just don't care that they are clearly getting blown by Patrick Mahomes and his stupid ass brother and his wife before every game, so.

Speaker: All I know is I left the casino after the game because I was like, well, there's no point staying and playing bingo now. So I was going home. I was like, I'm so glad I couldn't bet because I wouldn't have won because I literally walked in. I was like, I want $500 on the Eagles. And they went, oh, sorry. I had it closed 10 minutes ago. And I was like, all right. I'm going to play bingo then.

Speaker: What was the original over under when the game? I don't remember. I think it was one and a half. No, no, that's the point spread. What was the over under? Oh, I don't know what the over under was. I know the point spread was plus one and a half. Yeah, I know it was one and a half. So I believe the over under was... I saw a negative one and a half. I saw a negative one and a half. That's what I saw. I really had negative one and a half. Casey had plus one and a half.

Speaker: Yeah, so, uh, I don't know what the over under was. I didn't realize I don't know what the point spread is. I don't, I don't understand point spreader. The over unders point spread is with different schools. Right. So the over under was one 15.

Speaker: 115 no, no, sorry 50 over under was 50. I was right that long. Okay. I would have hit that Yes, so the way the over under is calculated is you take the two scores at the end of the game and you have a number Okay, so you the bet is if they're gonna score under that number. So this oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah Yeah, I got that. Yeah, I got that right the total scores are gonna be either under or over 50 because I got I got into the

Speaker: I got into two different Draft King polls, like the side bets, which basically what you went over before the Super Bowl, Jeff, was Draft King's exact list. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Well, I did notice that the color was great. It was purple. Yeah, I didn't see the color. But they had multiple polls.

Speaker: with different questions. I got into two polls. It was like 10 questions a piece in one poll. I was eight of 10, which just put me outside of, of, of winning any money.

Speaker: And then the other poll, I just, I, that one was just like, I'm going to fuck around and just pick the most random shit. And I still wound up with like six of 10, but I was way out of the money on that one. But I literally, I won $25 playing big. It's still a good night. And then I had, and then I had two Draft King lineups. I didn't, I didn't spend anything on, I didn't like use any money because on Draft King,

Speaker: you can you can earn and win draft king crowns okay and you can use those to join in um but uh the one i went the one the one i went kc heavy and the other one i went

Speaker: I went Philly heavy, both of them, I scored a fuck ton of points on, but the guys, I didn't win, I didn't win any money, but that was because I wasn't like, like a lot of the guys who won, they had like Patrick Mahomes, Travis, or Patrick Mahomes, Jalen Hurts, Travis Kelsey, and AJ Brown. And then their last like two or three players were just like,

Speaker: because it's a salary cap. So each player costs a certain amount of money. That last two players were just like the water boy and the guy who hands towels to people. And they cost like $5 each. So they blew their wine. Jared McKinnon definitely got some money on DraftKings because he got a touchdown.

Speaker: Uh, Jalen Hurts put up over 50 points. Yes, he did. But see, you couldn't afford him with the rest of the team. I had, on my team, I had Jalen Hurts, Travis Kelsey, um, and, um, Devontae Smith. Who's technician was good. And then I picked up, I was like, I'm going to grab me a couple of oddballs. So I grabbed up Cadarius Toney.

Speaker: Yeah. And Edwards Blair, who when I drafted, they said he was playing, but he was down like cheapest fuck because he had been injured. They said he was playing. And I had Miles Sanders. Well, Miles Sanders disappeared after the third play of the game. Nobody knows what happened to him. I think he was abducted by aliens. Now, his was crazy. They're running back for the Eagles.

Speaker: Miles Sanders. No, the other one. The backup. The other one. Game well? Yes. He got a touchdown. I know he was money on draft. Tony. Cadarious. Tony got touchdown. He had points. Devontae Smith. He got one. A .J. Brown got one. Game well got one.

Speaker: because Jalen was Jalen had two or three or he had two or three rushing touchdowns. Game well has been off the radar so hard. I know he wouldn't do more than somebody or draft teams. Well, I'm telling you what next year my court my number one overall quarterback is Jalen hurts. I'm done with I'm done with the Mar Jackson.

Speaker: However, this prediction is, there's a guy, he's predicted the next 10, I guess what this was, he put this out December 16th, 2020 -15. I've seen this TikTok video and I don't know how much I believed it. Well, I don't either. But he did predict the Eagles winning and this year, but next year he has the Bills winning.

Speaker: 20 25. He has the jet. Whoa, go back, go back, go back. You're glitching. You're glitching. Say it again, please. Okay. So in 2023, he had the Eagles winning. Yeah, 24. He had no 23. That's this year. Yeah, he had the Eagles winning. Next year. He has the bills winning. Okay. In 25. He has the Jaguars.

Speaker: I can believe that. In 26, he has the bagels. I think the bagels are ever going to get that. I will put the bagels above the Jaguars right now. But I told you, early in the season, Jaguars are doing something special. And they showed that this year. Who won in 22? Last year was on the Rams. Rams.

Speaker: He said 21. He said Buccaneers. Yes or no? Yes. Is that correct? 2020, he had the Chiefs. He's been right. Everything's right. But I could make a TikTok video. Yeah, I could make a TikTok video tomorrow and say for the last 45 years, I predicted every Super Bowl champion. No, he tweeted this out. He tweeted this out December 2015.

Speaker: And the first one he has on here is 2016 as the Broncos. You can't photo at it. Well, here's the kicker. If we were to challenge him right now and say he was full of it, the only thing I would say to him right now is I will switch whenever he has the Bengals and the Bills. Those two are going to be making the Bengals are beginning to rob.

Speaker: Cleveland's going to run the AIC next year. This is a non -sports guy, so I'm calling it now. Jeff, I love what you just did. And I'm grateful for you doing it. I would swap where he has the Bengals and the Bills right now. I would call the Bengals at all. I just don't. They're doing real good right now. Yeah, the Bengals and Bills are both going really good right now. I just don't think that either team is complete enough

Speaker: On paper, on paper, they should be in the Super Bowl every year and winning. It goes in. The bills are both complete enough. Yeah, but they're not winning. They can't, they can't win this playoff season. They got called out and lost. It doesn't look good for them, but I will not deny the team that they have. You know what I'm saying? Oh no, I'm not sitting on their teams. Their teams are, like I said, on paper, their teams, they, you know, the bills or the Bengals, either one of them should have been in the Super Bowl this year and not Casey.

Speaker: Yeah, I had both of them above Casey. Yeah, I mean, absolutely. As you guys said, the guy's been right up until this year. So based on that, and what you guys were saying that the Eagles got this, I was, I literally was, I had $500 in cash, right? Boom, put it on the Eagles and they told me that. And in all honesty, the Eagles, in all honesty, the Eagles were, Manhandle and Casey.

Speaker: the first half. From what I saw, yeah, by half. He was back to fourth. Kills again the first half down to the game. By the time I got there, there was already points on the brutal post. Well, it was back and forth. It was back and forth. It was back and forth, but the Eagles defense was doing whatever they wanted. They came out after halftime and they just let KC just run all over the place, do whatever they wanted and everything else. It was like the defense said, well, we got a 10 point lead. We're going to give it up.

Speaker: We don't have to play as hard anymore. And you know, you can't do that to Casey as much as I don't like Casey. I like Travis Kelsey. Yes. Uh, you know, I like, I like a lot of players on, on that Casey team. I like Chris Jones. I like, I like, um, McKinnon. I like, I like Juju. Yeah. Can't you can't sit on Juju, you know, and, and, and their wide receiver crew shout out to Casey's wide receiver crew, because that was a lot of, a lot of rookies on that team.

Speaker: They didn't have Tyree kill anymore, so we don't. Also, they tell you that this time the burgers aren't going to be burned. All right, I appreciate you not burning the burgers high five. Thanks for high fiving me with your greasy hands. I knew she's gonna do that. I know. I think she wants to know.

Speaker: Before we started the show, because like I said, Nikki hasn't been feeling Nikki hasn't been feeling good. The couple last couple days. So I asked, but yes, did you want to make the burgers tonight on the George Foreman? I don't know how to use that thing.

Speaker: It was like, I was like, I was like a brain dead chimp could do it. Your dad does it. Yeah, it's not that hard. Exactly. Yeah. So I showed her, I said, you plug it in when the two lights come on, you throw the burgers on there, leave them on there for a couple of minutes and they're done. And they're not even frozen burgers. So they're going to even take less time. And dude, the other, the other night for Valentine's day, Nikki and I got T -bones. Nice.

Speaker: And I'd never cooked anything on the George Foreman grill with bones in it. Right. And these T -bones were like a fucking instant. Right. That is it. No, it was not Valentine's Day. It was Sunday night, the night of the Super Bowl. OK. Because we kind of celebrated our two -month anniversary, Valentine's Day, and everything like that all this weekend. Tony lost the Deadpool. Yeah, Tony lost a bet. Yeah, Nikki let him know Monday. The Deadpool?

Speaker: But Sunday night, I made steaks and baked potatoes and stuff. But I mean, these were these were some fucking thick ass T -bones, right? Right. And I never cooked anything on the George Foreman with bones in it. So I didn't know how it would do. My God, dude. Right. And she she likes hers medium well. And Tony D. I will tell you that for the first time in years, Tony or Jeff, don't yell at me.

Speaker: For the first time in years, I used A1 sauce with my steak, just because Nicky wanted it. Nicky was off the chain, wasn't it? It was off the chain, wasn't it? No. I love me some A1, but a right cooked steak doesn't need nothing.

Speaker: You don't even - No, it doesn't. I agree. No worries. I did it because Nikki likes A1 sauce on her spanks. I was like, really? That's what you're going to do to me? You're going to dip my steak that I cooked. However, however, at the end of the day, I will drink A1 straight out of the bottle. It does taste good. No, no, no. Oh, I will. It's good shit. Yeah. Well, I put A1 on my bacon.

Speaker: I do too. I was going to say. I'm not mad at you for that. I'm not mad at you for that. That's actually the tanginess of A1. I'm freaking around on the fucking bottle. I don't hate A1 sauce. I love A1 sauce. And when I was a kid, when I was younger, I used A1 on every steak I ate. But once I became a grown up,

Speaker: With a grown -up palate, I stopped using A1 sauce. Unless I got a steak that was wonky. On a T -bone, I won't put A1. But on like a flap steak or, you know, with a really thin shit, oh, yeah, I use A1. Yeah. But like, you know, if I go to a restaurant and I take that first bite, yeah, and they're like, do you need A1 or anything like that? And I'm like, nah, but I take that first bite and it's like, yeah, can I get some A1? Yeah.

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Speaker: Yes, that is good shit. Speaking of which, Tony, remind me, I have a meatloaf recipe that I'll send you. It uses a Lipton onion soup mix and Ritz crackers crushed up in it. I don't make meatloaf. The sauce alone on this shit, it should be its own food group.

Speaker: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

Speaker: My mom made this meatloaf. It's called Bob's Meatloaf. Literally, that's what it's called. And my brother -in -law, at the time, my sister's boyfriend came over and was like, really? Meatloaf? And my mom was like, just try it. And try this sauce. And she put a little sauce on it. I'll send you the recipe for both when you make it.

Speaker: double the recipe for sauce because you will run out. I promise you, you will run out. If I made meatloaf, if I made meatloaf, I would give it to you. Meatloaf started reacting differently with me around my 20s and I stopped eating it. So I'll do the ground beef part for the burgers. I would like

Speaker: I'm not about to judge. I actually got a little griddle. I could put burgers on there. I've actually done like a salmon on that bad boy. The only problem is I like to take the skin off the salmon and cook it on both sides. It cooks evenly because you can cook it on one side, but you'll cook it slow and it won't cook all the way through. If you cook it fast, you've formed it. So I got a cousin. He didn't skip. I got like a tabletop grill. I could put it on in the house. I got a cousin. He had a grill outside.

Speaker: I hate to say it, but I gotta go ahead and tell it. He put Habanero on a salmon and grilled it. Oh my God. It was phenomenal. I was actually talking to my cousin. My cousin, my uncle's company sells big green eggs.

Speaker: And I want one. Have you seen the Big Green Egg? It's a grill. It's a ceramic grill. But they're stupid expensive. And I was like, hello, family discount, calling up my cousin. And when you sell the Big Green Egg, they have distribution areas that you cannot go on said border. And they only have Ohio. They are not allowed to sell outside of Ohio. And I'm super pissed about it.

Speaker: my uncle's company. Now you can buy the big green a from the big a company.

Speaker: outside anywhere, but certain suppliers can only sell in certain areas. Cause I was calling my cousin going, Hey, I want the biggest one you guys got. I'll pay for shipping. I'll pay for a whole fucking thing. I want the fucker. Now the problem is it would cost me $10 ,000 to ship it, but it's worth it because this thing a weighs 10 million pounds. But if you cook something in it, your next thing you cook in it has that flavor. Nice.

Speaker: It's a ceramic, so it captures the favorite. My aunt, before she passed, she cooked a pizza in there the week after they cooked turkey in it. They cooked a whole fucking turkey in this thing. That's a damn thing. Yeah, you cooked a whole turkey. She cooked a pizza in it.

Speaker: for us, and it had turkey flavoring. It was fucking amazing. And I've wanted whatever sense. They're not cheap. They're like, the cheapest one is like two grand for the small one that would sit on my desk. But totally worth it. I want the big one. It's like five grand. But I can't find a supplier here. Look what you're Googleing. Oh, I'm sorry. I totally was not listening to that.

Speaker: I was. No, I was actually. I was actually emailing I was actually emailing my new BFF. Oh, Chris Clue. No, he he he sent me an email, so I was responding back to him. How's it going? I like I like him so much better than I like you guys. You'll be all right.

Speaker: No, he's doing good. No, no. Uh, like, like I told you guys before, after he was on the show, typically on Wednesdays, I still send him an invite. So I sent him the invite today, but I was like, dude, if I'm blowing you up or if I'm driving you crazy or anything like that, I'm sorry. And I'll stop if you want me to. So he just emailed me back, you're fine, man. He's like, I got stuff to do with my kids. Maybe definitely, or, you know, like hit me up next week. And I was like, you know, I can add you to the list of people that we just

Speaker: have the open door for. So every show we kick out invites, but I don't, I don't want to be a pain. You know what I mean? That you talk to once at a party, they, every time they see you like, Hey buddy, how are you doing? Calm down. I met you once. Yeah. And I don't want to, and you're like,

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I don't want to, you know, and I don't want him to feel like he has come in here as a guest every time, like, you know, at this point, when he comes in here, I want him to come in and join the show. Yeah, exactly. And I'm sure we're going to have questions, but, you know, I want him to join the show and be a part of the show and hang out with us. You know, I don't want him to feel like he's obligated or feel like it's an interview type situation. But speaking of guests on the show, I've got to find, I've got to

Speaker: double check. But Rocky might be joining us this Saturday night. Nice. I got to see if we'll be available. We were talking last week. Don't worry if Rocky's here. I might get up. I might get up. I have a bone to pick with you and Nick

Speaker: I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke. I gave you a smoke.

Speaker: When you left it the other day, Tony, we stayed on and Chris got more and more drunk. We were talking about celebrities that were. And we brought up somebody that we were asking. I don't even drink. What are you talking about? I got more and more drunk. I don't even drink beer. No, I kid you not, Chris does not remember the conversation.

Speaker: He doesn't because we were literally talking about celebrities net worth and and i was looking them up and asking them what they thought and they brought up somebody and i looked it up and i said okay what's their net worth and uh we brought up melissa mccarthy who melissa mccarthy she did she was on the tv show mike and mo kind of a big white chick

Speaker: big girl. She was in, she did that movie, Identity Tap. She's way too white for Tony. Oh, the chick from Australia? The chick from Australia? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, she was in a new girl's bus. That's Rebel Wilson and she's British. What's her name McCarthy?

Speaker: She she was in the she was the the heavier set woman in in um the new Ghostbusters the all -girl Ghostbusters. She was a fat bitch. That's the first thing you said. That's not me. Melissa first me. Melissa. Oh, I said that. Uh I'm sorry. Oh, no. She's a great actress. I like her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Speaker: And Nikki was like, that's weird. She was on that show, Mike and Molly. Well, God damn it. If it didn't show up on fucking HBO as a new ad, they added Mike and Molly. They added Mike and Molly. It's the first time I've seen on any streaming service. And I started watching this morning because last night I got done with work and I had a splitting headache. So I laid down, ended up falling asleep, woke up four o 'clock this morning, been up ever since. Right.

Speaker: and i would turn on the tv and i was like uh well i got a couple hours before work i'm wide the fuck away can't get back to sleep started watching i'm like halfway through season one of mike and molly already and laughing my fucking ass off that show's hilarious although there are some jokes that i don't think could uh would work today a lot of that shows not that

Speaker: that show is not that old it's it's it's not that old but they literally watch season one the first couple of things it's all fat jokes and white versus black jokes and I'm like this is perfect for me I don't think the rest of the world will like it exactly

Speaker: New development. Turkish man survives 187 hours in rubble by drinking his urine. Unbelievable. What? New development. Turkish man survives 187 hours in rubble by drinking his urine. Oh, yeah. Did you see that one guy? There's a picture of that one guy in the Turkish rubble. His daughter was crushed. And the only thing he agreed was her hand.

Speaker: That's fucked up. It's completely fucked up. It's very fucked up. And I spoke on that when I did my broadcast Sunday. We got to send everything to the folks over there, man. The guy in Turkey, that his daughter was crushed by the rubble of the earthquake. And the only thing he could reach was her hand. And he held her hand while she died. Jesus. Tony and I talked a little bit about that Monday.

Speaker: I wanted to ask you, Chris, how far away is Palestine, Ohio from you? It's about two hours away. It's up on the Pennsylvania, Ohio border. Okay. You guys need to be careful because there's some serious toxic shit going on. We talked about that before you talked about it before we talked about it. We talked about the train derailment Monday. Actually, Tony and I had a really good fucking show Monday.

Speaker: I told you it was dope. I told you it was dope. Monday is my crazy day. Yeah. Tony and I, we had, we had, we had the funny, we had the funny, we, we got into some, some kind of not like super serious conversations, but we, we had some kind of in -depth conversations and whatnot. Um, but no, Monday night, Tony and I had a phenomenal fucking show together. We talked about the train derailment up in East Palestine, Ohio.

Speaker: Um, and then we started tonight show kind of rehashing that because you know, the more and more developments are coming out a couple of days after that, that train derailment, there was one out by Houston, basically the same exact thing.

Speaker: Um, but they're saying that right now up to a 200 mile radius could be affected by that train derailment here in Ohio, which basically encompasses all of Ohio goes into, uh, Pennsylvania, West Virginia. Um, I think, I think Michigan got affected a bit, maybe a tad bit of, uh, New York was affected. Uh, plus you got to worry about Lake Erie, um, and all the rivers and stuff like that.

Speaker: Not that, not that you can, let's be honest, unless you're from Ohio, you're not going to understand this reference, but that train wreck might actually help Lake Erie. This is true. I was thinking the same thing. I was like, yeah, it's Lake Erie, not a big deal. I mean, is it, is it love to me? I love the only here. No, that's New York.

Speaker: That lawsuit is still pending. I believe it. They actually referenced that in the movie Aaron Brock Bitch.

Speaker: I think you're right. Yeah. She was talking about toxic toxic. Yeah. If you don't fucking know, you know, shit. I love that fucking movie. It was a kick ass movie. That was a kick ass movie. It really was a kick ass movie. I have not seen that movie since it came out. That was a kick ass movie. Okay. Love can I was in Niagara Falls, Tony. It's in New York. Okay. My apologies.

Speaker: I mean, he said he mentioned Eric Brock which see because it's mentioned in air. I said wasn't that New York. No, I haven't seen that. You've never seen our Brock which

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I haven't seen it since it came out. It's not one of those movies that I'm gonna... It's one of those movies where, like, I watched it. It was a good movie. I'm not gonna say it was a bad movie. It was a great movie because of the premise behind it. But it's not one of those movies where I'm, like, sitting at home with nothing to do on a Tuesday and stuff. We should watch Aaron Brockovich.

Speaker: I did that back in the 90s. Jeff, I gotta show you something. This is actually fucking my head up. I hate to cut you all off, but this is confusing the fuck out of me. I would not believe this had nobody not sold me this or told me this, but since I'm seeing it myself, I want you to see this. Okay. That's fucked up. Thank you very much.

Speaker: I have heard it all. Oh, no, I actually heard something even more fucked up. I got your beat. That is actually crazy. Well, you know, there's, I don't know if you, Chris, you might have seen it on TikTok. There's a, there's a guy, he does, he does like a little quick history about certain people. Yes.

Speaker: And he's like, when you're the most deadliest sniper in all of U .S. history, they don't call you the deadliest sniper, they call you, and then they says their name. And he was doing one about a woman back in the day, when her husband was killed, she invited her

Speaker: country's enemies over for dinner. Got them all drunk and then had them slugged. Anybody that didn't come for said dinner, she attached, she sent in guys to their country or state or wherever and stole all their doves, brought them all, attached sulfur to them and then set the doves free so the doves flew home.

Speaker: Nicki Nicki Nicki we're trying to do a podcast Do you mind do you mind I'm just asking do you mind I can't remember the name of that

Speaker: And thank you, thank you for punking him on camera. What did I do? You are class, you are punking the fuck out of me. Storm of the Room talking about blowjobs and everything else. Yeah, I heard that too. Talking about E -break. Wait, somebody said blowjobs. I'm my hero. Beers, blowjobs, and back rubs. How could you go wrong? You can't. No. Cheers, bitch. I don't think you can add to that as a snake. You want to impress me? Wait, wait, wait. You want to impress me? Make him shave. No.

Speaker: No, sir. Oh my goodness. This is pathetic. All right, I'm going back out there. This is so pathetic. This is so pathetic. You are so whipped.

Speaker: She keeps doing things like that I'll be whoops You know how you know, you know how many you know how many women that have rubbed my shoulders like that that I didn't have to pay for it No, I mean oh Your life sucks And I just came in and started rubbing my shoulders I know why I

Speaker: And Lord knows all their muscles up there in their neck and shoulders. I know how tight they are. I ain't never had a woman without begging for it, just come in and just openly just start rubbing my shoulders. Without begging for it, I'd give you that. I'll be with him. To have to have anybody - Beard and blow jobs and black robes. Without begging for any of those. Listen, that means she's happy. That means she's happy. Cheers, motherfucker.

Speaker: If Valentine's Day is the, quote unquote, women's holiday, what is the, quote unquote, men's holiday? Fourth of July. And I have, actually, no. March 15th. Mark your calendars, boys. What the fuck is that? It is the official steak and blowjob day. I shit you not looking up. Oh, yeah. Steak and blowjob day. Steak and blowjob day. March 15th. Mark your calendars, boys, because I'm celebrating.

Speaker: That's a month from today. That's a month from today. Exactly. And one last time. I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, uh, I hope here enjoys steak and blow job day. I'm just saying. Or is it Jean -Luc? It's actually March 14th. I apologize. Not that big this morning.

Speaker: history of Steak and Blow Chop Day. It's technically an unofficial holiday created in the United States by a male response to Valentine's Day and celebrate the celebration of month earlier. I'm just that's that's like. Yeah, that's like. Straight White Pride Month was

Speaker: A man's idea. Yes, but whoever created this is a smart guy. Because stakes and blow job? I'm not mad at it. At all. I mean, in all honesty, that could be every day for me. Now. Now. I don't need a holiday. I don't need a holiday. I was going to say, unless you're blowing yourself a couple months ago, it wasn't.

Speaker: And I've not even a couple of months ago for like the last years. You're not that flexible. The last, the last, uh, the last 41 years in 10 months. I'm not missing this year. Now, every day is, is, is state from blow job day. If I wanted it.

Speaker: What's the over -under on that ending? And all since I've been there, I've been there too, Glick. It's a good life. Again, for the first time in my life, I've never had to ask for that. But it also has a shelf life.

Speaker: I don't think it does. It does. It has a shelf life because it's the honeymoon phase. You guys, I know you guys are all in love and blah, blah, blah, but it's the honeymoon phase. Oh, I know. I know. I know. It has a shelf life. So get as many as you can now. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, I know. I know. If he says it starts bobbing up and down right now, I'll just turn off your camera. I'm just saying. Me and Jeff got just about 30 minutes. Go ahead.

Speaker: There you go. That's the spirit. Get your mic to me. I'm still going to, I'm going to do all my, like I've seen from the police academy. Yeah. He walks in and my camera gets turned off. Get your mic to fuck me. No, no, no, I, no, I, um, I will, I will, I will say as far as,

Speaker: as far as that era or that department of our relationship is, without diving too much into it, because we're up against the break, but you know, it is what it is. For both of us, it's so much different than anything we've ever had before. And maybe you guys can

Speaker: Maybe you guys can validate this, but have you ever been with somebody where like, if you're in the middle of, uh, you know, I don't know why we're trying to sugar coat this, like the ever sugar, sugar coat. I was going to say, why are you in the middle of having sex? Yeah. If you're in the middle, if you're in the middle of having sex and you want to switch positions, have you ever been with somebody where you had to have a conversation about it and they're like, well, what do you want me to do? How do you want me? Where do you want me? Well, no, I don't want to talk about it. Let's just.

Speaker: Oh no, you're in a relationship right now where if you want to try something different, you just lay it out and they're like, Hey, I'm in. Well, no, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not even trying something different. I'm talking about just switching positions. Just, I'm talking about like switching positions and you have to have a full blown conversation. Oh no. You know, like, no, okay. I'm on top of a little missionary.

Speaker: Yeah. You know, instead of, instead of talking about it, I'm just going to flip the over and, and pick you up on your knees and be done with it. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. But it seems like every other relationship I've ever been in, it's like, Oh, what do you want me to do? Where do you want me to go? Shut up. That's what I want you to shut up. Or when I would try to. Yeah. Or.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Or like when we try to change positions, like, you know, bend your over the bed. Why? Well, you want to fight with me about it. Just shut the fuck up. Now I'm not even in the mood. Yeah. Okay. And Jeff, you and I have the conversation about you and I had the conversation a while back about an issue I was having.

Speaker: Right. I don't know if you remember, I know we were both pretty stuck there. I remember, because it still makes me nightmares. And it kind of makes me somewhat envious. Well, I mean, thankfully it was off air, but it was still a conversation that you... Right. Well, it was a sensitive subject, but we'll leave it at that. But it's one of those things that's like... I'm assuming that's cleared up. I'm assuming that's cleared up, right? Pretty much sure things have never been...

Speaker: The premature thing has never been an issue for me, but I'll just I'll just put it out there I was not I was getting all the sensation and all the feeling of the Climaxing but I wasn't actually climax But and I thought something was wrong with me I

Speaker: And now I'm starting to realize not so much, but that goes down to the - We pretty much brought the fact that it was all psychological. Yeah, and that's why I thought it was something that was wrong with me and it wasn't. It was a matter of, you know, why are we having a fucking full -blown goddamn conversation about the fact that I just want you to roll over on your fucking belly? Excuse me, what? We're talking about your sex life.

Speaker: All right. The state price, if you guys have state prices. She put a little bit of all three in the paper. I know, she said she was just going to use all three of them. But no, no, no, no. Now it's just... Well, you can't hit the door with it. Well, no, but it comes down to, if you're having an argument during sex, that's not good sex.

Speaker: It's not even an argument, but why do I have to have a discussion with you because I want to change positions? Well, I mean, let's not call it an argument, it's a discussion even. Where it's like, hey, let's try this. Okay, you don't like it? Okay, well try a different position. That's fine. But that conversation is the longest conversation you need during sex. Yes. And so, I don't know if you've ever laughed during sex, but that's fucking hilarious.

Speaker: I was getting ready to play the music when he brought up the weird drone bird thing. Tony D. So, yes. So, that's for you. That's for you. That's great sex.

Speaker: I was trying to get Nicky in here to answer that question. Nicky, I got the question. I have something interesting for you, Tony. A little math problems.

Speaker: I'll probably fail it, but go for it. No, it's not a math problem. You actually need to do the math. And I want Chris here for the little thing. But we'll finish this little conversation up first. OK, what? Well, are we waiting on Nikki? No, no. No, you're good. OK. Well, I actually saw a guy he was talking about. He was on a podcast. He was talking about the old saying, he's hung like a horse.

Speaker: Well, if your average horse weighs a thousand pounds and the average horse cock is X amount of inches long, and he actually gave a number. I just don't remember the number. Then a 200 pound man only needs a four inch dick to actually be hung like a horse. Blick, play the damn music. So I'm just saying, when you're hung like a horse.

Speaker: Hashtag winning. Hashtag like horse. That's my name. That's my, that's my new Indian name. Unlike horse. Yeah. That's like horse. I literally watched that and thought to myself, okay, I'll call that a win for most guys. And then you got like four horse.

Speaker: I am the horse. Tony and his goddamn fire hose at the gym. I was going to say, that's what I said. Tony, Mrs. Mr. Hung like four horse. Dylan said, what did I walk into? Dylan, you're not the first person to say this podcast. But I thought that was interesting. All right. So hashtag Linux.

Speaker: Well, I mean, once you start breaking down the numbers and the this and the that and semantics and everything like that. Yeah, it's a law of averages, so to speak. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's what I said once you start crunching the numbers. Jeff asked a question about have you ever

Speaker: giggled during sex or sexual activity. Where you both start laughing uncontrollably because something funny happened during sex.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, a couple of weeks ago. Tell me that's not the greatest time during sex when you could actually laugh with your partner and not go, Oh, yes. Like, you know, when you're, when you're, you know, doing the deed and your, your stomach start going together and it makes a farting noise. And normally you'd be like, Ooh, did she just fart? Or did he just fart? Where as a company, it was very sexual.

Speaker: Yeah, it was during sexual activity. We both started laughing our asses off, but it didn't even, it didn't even like kill the mood. Oh no, right. It was your payback. Yeah, you got me with the sensitivity factor. And I started laughing first. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not Tony. Don't touch me.

Speaker: That would end, that would end it totally different if she had done that. That would end it in a domestic violence case. I'm definitely happy to say that's never happened. I've never had that happen to me either. And I hope Tony has never had that happen to him. And we're just going to leave it at that and go to break. I forgot what it was. It has happened. What do you say it's never happened to me?

Speaker: Uh, someone stick their finger up a finger or anything inserted in your booty hole. No sex. Yeah. That's what we were just saying. They say it was one out of every five guys. Yeah. I said that we were, we were laughing about the sensitivity factor and Jeff was like, Oh, surprise. And I said, no, cause that would, it would end. It's really different with a domestic violence case. And I said, hopefully this is out.

Speaker: I mean I can't speak for Jeff because I know Jeff's into some weird shit. I'm sure he's had lots of things, lots of foreign objects. Do Jeff? Oh he absolutely has. There's no doubt in my mind Jeff has had multiple foreign objects at one time in his bubble.

Speaker: Wow. Not even. Wow. I am. I am definitely. Well, Jeff is my ex wife. He did. He did tell me, you know, just a couple of months, a couple of months back that he did tell me a couple of months back that he did buy a dragon's tail.

Speaker: Jeff has a dragon tail that comes with a 50 gallon drum of synthetic semen.

Speaker: A little throwback, a little reach around. I told Chris about that Reddit feed and I was like, dude, you got to see this. This is some fucked up shit. Chris looked it up, it was off air. A little nonsensical nonsense. A little nonsensical nonsense throwback.

Speaker: 50 gallon drum of synthetic semen. We're going to take a break. That's what that training realm it was. Your delivery got lost, Chris. Your delivery. You got an Alexa at your house.

Speaker: Alexa, I'll use Alexa O -Series. Order 100 gallons of synthetic semen. I want to see Tony's face with a 55 gallon drum.

Speaker: Well, we already know that we can interact with people's Alexa's and whatnot. So somebody is getting 100 gallons of synthetic semen delivered to their house. 100%. There's reason I don't listen to my podcast. Somebody's about to be mad as fuck with us. Except for my headphones. Right? Because my Alexa is not for me. Somebody is about to be mad.

Speaker: All right. Let's take a real quick break. I got to piss like a motherfucker. We'll be back here in a few minutes. Enjoy a little, uh, Rockly with his rendition of three days. Grace. I hate everything about you. Yeah. Rockly EDM combat. Check them out on YouTube. EDM combat remixes. Go show them some love. And I think you'll be joining us Saturday night, actually. So that'll be fun.

Speaker: I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you

Speaker: We think about you

Speaker: Yes, sir. EDM combat right there. Our boy, Rock Lee. Welcome back to the show. Everybody. If you don't know the name of the show, we'd like to call this shit show mountain school nonsense. And I host this circus. I'm good. He's Jeff. That's Tony. Golf walk was good. Golf Hawk. I agree too.

Speaker: like he wasn't around for the synthetic semen conversation. You know damn well he was. He was probably encouraging it and antagonizing. Hey boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? We're the second for the second time tonight. Welcome back.

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Speaker: And Tony D, uh, you know, I like to spout off all the time that I'm a man and I like to step up when I make a mistake and want to do something wrong. Well, Jeff, you weren't here. You weren't here Monday. You weren't here Monday night. Right. So fill me in and.

Speaker: Oh, there was a slight noise violation, a complaint that was put in where I live. Mind you, the office staff just kind of blew it off because they're like, we know you host a podcast. We also know that you're a nice guy. We also know that if they would have come to you and said something, it wouldn't have been a big deal. And we also know that they're petty.

Speaker: The complaint that was registered was about me, about us. About the show or you as us in the family? No, no, about us. About us. Give me Nikki, making two with noise in the bed. Three, hold on. No, no, no, no, no. It was loud conversations by three men. And loud music.

Speaker: No way. But I went and I talked to the office and I was like, I wasn't sure if it was me or if I wasn't sure if it was my kids. And they're like, oh, the guy who lives behind you, nicest guy in the world, you will never bother him. Like you could literally fall through the wall and he wouldn't even be mad. He would offer you a beer. And I told the office manager, I was like, you do realize I'm about to Mr. Kool -Aid through the wall, right?

Speaker: She just laughed. So I, I was wrong. I thought it was the kids. I think the kids are in part, but I think the initial complaint was us doing this. So I was trying to look and I was already thinking about it before the noise complaint, trying to think of a way to rearrange my bedroom and shuffle everything around so that my desk would be on that wall back there. Right. But.

Speaker: So what I'm going to do, this is a multi -step. So for all you haters that like to linger and listen and just be haters and screen record our show, I'm not the problem, you're the problem. Because once again, I'm going to go introduce myself to the neighbors. I'm going to apologize.

Speaker: I'm also going to let them know that I am buying some soundproofing foam and I would like for them to let me know once I get the foam installed. Dude, I can get a 24 by 24 foot by 24 foot section of soundproofing foam there by 12 squares. You don't need it. This is worth $20. I'm hitting all on my wall. Use your earpods.

Speaker: It's not the headphones because I don't yell and I don't get loud. It's just normal conversation. Apparently you do. Like sometimes I do and I explain that. No, no, no. Sometimes we do. But they're hearing you guys too. They're hearing you guys on the music as well. Somebody's hearing us on speakers. And then they would just hear me.

Speaker: No, but I can get a 24 foot by 24 foot section of soundproofing for $20 on Amazon. Okay. I can get, I can get, if it helps me, if it helps me not inconvenience my neighbors. Right. Well, you know, we're going to do the show regardless.

Speaker: I also don't want to be a shitty neighbor or a shitty person. So, you know, I'm going to go introduce myself to them and apologize. And that's why I said, haters, listen up. I'm not the problem. You're the fucking problem. So you should probably, I don't know, eat a bottle of pills or eat a bullet. I don't know. Yeah, I had that in there. I want you to walk and watch a documentary.

Speaker: on one Mr. Kurt Cobain and take that as an instructional video. Because I tried to be the bigger person and you losers are still on my dick, so. But no, I do wanna go introduce myself to the neighbors and I do wanna apologize and let them know that I am trying to take steps to not be, like I don't wanna come across like a dickhead.

Speaker: Right. And I'm trying to, you know, convenience. So I'm not disturbing them because my bedroom wall does back right up there, like right up to their living room. So.

Speaker: No, you know, so if you're hearing me, I'm sorry. Until I actually knock on your door. Uh, but check out, check out like they're like, and then they have the conversation of there's a Sasquatch. Should we open it? You open it. No, you open it. No, you open it. No, you answer. I'm not going to eat you. I promise.

Speaker: No but check out camping stores as well. They sell bedrolls. What do you guys like? You guys like white cloth? What's that? No but check out camping stores as well. I'm gonna be on their ring door by then.

Speaker: I'm going to be on that. I'm going to be on the ring doorbell. I'm really friendly. I got beer. And if you don't like beer, I got white calls. Can we be friends? Hello. Don't make me drink these alone. No, but they have, they have, uh, you can find a bedroll. That's basically egg crate foam in, in like eight foot sections for like five to 10 bucks. Jeff.

Speaker: What? Bedrolls that are basically foam egg crepes. Hold on, sorry. I don't know if I'm glitching or you're glitching. I'm not. I haven't touched anything. Yep. He glitched. He glitched. It wasn't me. Aha. No, I have everything shut down. I'm officially off work for over 30 minutes now.

Speaker: uh it's been fucking crazy like i i totally want to start doing monday shows but monday is just fucking crazy for me that day for you we already got it well it comes down to all the shit that happens on the weekend all hits be monday morning and it takes all monday to get all fixed

Speaker: I got it on Monday. I opened up my computer. I have been off. After the podcast on Saturday nights, I shut off my computer, leave it off for the rest of the weekend. And I opened it up on Monday morning. You know, after the Friday show, I shut it off, opened it up on Monday morning and I had 275 emails. I shit you not. And they were all issue after issue after issue.

Speaker: No, but what I was saying, Chris, if you go to a camping store, they sell bedrolls that look like egg crate, but it's foam. It's basically sound -detoning material, but it looks like a giant egg crate that is eight feet long and almost three feet wide, and you get them for like five or 10 bucks a roll. Yeah, but that's not the same as those sound -proofing

Speaker: it's they're not they're not the same as the soundproofing that you got really they're not they're not as um absorbent yeah i know but it's it's the way they're made it's not as dense it's not as dense you know that soundproofing

Speaker: That soundproofing foam is specially designed to cancel noise. And like I said, I mean, I could legitimately do this whole wall because it's 24 squares and they are one inch thick.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll put my, they're 12 by 12 and they're an inch thick. So I can do this whole wall. And in all honesty, I can do this whole wall and have left her. Nice. Cause I think my bedroom, I think my bedroom is 12 by 12. Yeah, I think, I think my bedroom is 12 by 12. Okay. Um, and it's only get your tape measure. They're about, they're about eight foot ceilings.

Speaker: So I can go eight high, 12 across and do the whole wall. I was thinking, I was only thinking about doing, and you know, I'll do like the podcast area. And then that's why I said, I want to go introduce myself and apologize and let them know, like, I'm going to take steps. You know, let me know if I do just the podcast area and it helps, then I won't go any further. I have to do a whole wall. I'll do the whole wall. And I was talking to the.

Speaker: my landlord, the office manager. And I told her that I was already thinking about doing that before this all happened. And she was like, Oh yeah, I was thinking about doing my son's more room. Like she was like, I was thinking about doing it with my son's whole entire room because he plays call of duty or plays video games and he gets really loud. Right. Because he's got a sense set on and he's yelling and screaming and everything. Um, and I was like, yeah, you know, I, you know, I don't want to be the dickhead neighbor. I already feel bad.

Speaker: That's why I want to go introduce myself and apologize. Right. I actually heard a term I wanted to ask you about, but I can't remember what it was called. You got some skunks in your eye, buddy. What'd you say? I think I got some skunks where they're like. Are you knocking my gingerbread? No.

Speaker: Nice ass too. Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you walk away, girl. Mad little freak. Don't get mad because I know we're on the show that's going to get late tonight. Been there, still got some catching up.

Speaker: Anyways, God damn it, Tony, I feel bad because we got off subject. I know right before you got home, you said you had something you wanted to talk about. I like the way I'm good. If you had something you wanted to bring it up, then let's bring it up. Tuskegee. I was just reading it. I didn't find something. I'll sit here doing this shit all damn day.

Speaker: What? Pick your teeth? I schooled Tony on Black History Month with with with with Black History Month facts that he didn't know earlier in the show. Oh, kind of sad I missed that. No, we're not sad that you missed it because this is me being sarcastic. Yeah, you would have ruined it.

Speaker: Tony, if you had something you wanted to bring up earlier, I'm telling you to bring it up right now. It's already up. Buster Jones. Hold on a second. We got to do this right now. I was going to say, I mean, Buster Jones. Jesus, Tony. Buster L Jones. I got to, I got to. Zoom or something. Yeah. That didn't help matters at all. Okay. Who's that? Give us a breakdown. This is the guy.

Speaker: that played the voice of Black Vulcan in an old Superfence cartoon, Blaster on Transformers, Doc on the G .I. Joe cartoon, and Zidmore on the real Ghostbusters when he replaced us in the Arsenio Hall. I just found out about him. Well, I was looking up something and his name came up, because what I was doing was looking up a lot of the Black celebrities that I had never known of, because I was going to do a Black History Month segment.

Speaker: I pulled this guy's name up. I didn't realize he was the voice of all these different characters and it caught me because I used to watch Super Friends, Transformers, G .I. Joe, all that shit. You know what I'm saying? Even with ghostbusters. I didn't know who the voice was. I think we are. Yeah. I didn't know who the voice was outside of Arsenio for the Black Ghostbuster, which everybody knows it was only one. So I find it kind of interesting with this guy. I didn't realize how much he had done and everything. And he's also you see that cartoon on the bottom, Defenders of the Earth.

Speaker: I remember the cartoon, but didn't really watch a lot. He was the voice of Lofo, so pretty much he was the voice of a lot of the black characters that we had in the cartoons back in the 80s. I kind of want to make this guy an icon, in my opinion. So this is going to be more beneficial in a second. I mean, at the end of the day, he's going to be a hero of mine for a while, because I got some more looking into. But he did all those characters. I would love to see somebody

Speaker: Do some type of, I want to say an autobiography. I want to say a movie about the work he's done. A little segment with all the characters in the cartoons. I mean, I can do that myself. I can do the segment, the cartoon segments and realize who is voicing over. But he just tripped me out when I found out about him. So this is kind of like something big for me this month. That's what I was going to do. Bring him up there and give him his props, his recognition and his acknowledgement. All of us who were in the 70s and 80s, this is probably the guy who was the voice of one of the black characters on those cartoons. And that's the list right there.

Speaker: Okay. You got his. All the person I can think of who did more voice overs on cartoons for characters would be Bill Cosby because he did it set out. You know what I'm saying? Right. Are you are you are you saying more voice servers as a black male voice server actor or are you saying more voice others in general? Who had done the most characters on cartoon voice overs?

Speaker: Well, I think he did all the voices off that album. I think he did all of them. There is a lady. Go ahead. There's a there's a little. She's adorable EJ daily. I don't know that name. She does the voice. She does the voice of Tommy Pickles.

Speaker: Okay. From Rugrats. E .G. Daily. She's a tiny little, she's an adorable little blonde lady. She did Tommy Pickles, Buttercup on the Powerpuff Girls, Babe and Pig in the City, Bam Bam, Rubble and the Flintstones.

Speaker: Okay. Chalk Zone and Julius on, or I'm sorry, Rudy Tabuti on Chalk Zone and Julius on Julius Jr. I'll see if I can pull up her album. Bigger source? Pull up her career. This lady, this lady is literally like, she's fucking adorable.

Speaker: Street music. She's been working since 78. Let's see if... She was in Peewee's Big Adventure, she was in Valley Green, she was in Better Off Dead, LaVerse, Philly Trips, Fame Friends. She was Dottie. She was Dottie in a real life, a real role. She was Dottie in Peewee's Big Adventure. Okay, I know who she is now. She was the...

Speaker: Jesus. She was at the Devil's Rejects. Holy fuck. She was Captain Sticky in recess. School's out. Buttercup in Powerpuff Girls. Barry Barrington. Singing in Voice and Country Bears. Tommy Pickles in Rugrats. She was Mrs. B. Johnson in the Potheads of the movie. Candy in Devil's Rejects. She was Baby Mumble in Happy Feet.

Speaker: National Lampoon's Gnomes, Cats and Dogs. She was in that. She was Catherine's nurse, her niece, slash peaches, her patches, and scrumptious. Junior and Gnomes and Trolls, Happy Feet 2. She was the voice of Eric singing and then additional voices. Wreck -It Ralph, additional voices.

Speaker: A lot of money in voiceover work too. No, but I mean that's what she's made her career, like her career known as is doing like voiceover work and this that, sorry. I think my neighbors just tapped on the wall. So there's a lot of people that

Speaker: that like this gentleman that Tony just introduced us to. There's a lot of people who have made a career doing voice work. Oh, you have no idea. Nobody knows anything about them. And then you learn about them or you see them like, you know, the chick that did Bart Simpson's voice. Yeah. She's a voice actress. And she's,

Speaker: She's done a ton of voices throughout her career. Oh, yeah. Or you see these actors. Well, you're Patrick Warburton, for instance. We all know who Patrick Warburton is. He's the voice of Joe, I'm the guy. He's the voice of Stan, our American dad. What's the guy's name? He does a poo. He's actually a famous actor. I can't remember his name. Tony, I, you know.

Speaker: Hold on, I gotta look it up. I have to look it up, hold on. The movie is, America's Sweethearts. Cash! What do you mean my headset? I'll tell you his name. What do you mean my headset? Hank Azaria. Hank Azaria.

Speaker: Azaria. Yeah, he does. He does the voice of a boo. And, you know, he's he's he's actually, you know, he does. He's a really great actor. But, you know, he does a lot of a lot of his money comes from. Voiceover. Every time I see Hank Azaria, I think of the movie American Sweethearts, where he did the whole movie with the list. Cracked me up every time.

Speaker: find this fucking thing. It's going to drive me crazy. Yes, it is. It's a it's a type of measurement. Yeah, you're a bit quiet, but we can still hear you. There's a type of measurement. Thanks. I wanted to see if you guys knew what it measured. I have to look it up. It's going to drive me insane.

Speaker: And Chris, I would guess you would know this type of measurement. My guess is Tony would not.

Speaker: Well, I wouldn't say that because, I mean, Tony's an aircraft mechanic, so he's got to know all kinds of things. Right. But this, and if I tell you, it'll give it away. But I got to find out what it's called so I actually get it right. And I actually saw it on a YouTube video. I actually started watching it. I mean, I don't like it. Have you seen this? There's a YouTube channel called Matt's Off -Road Recovery. Have you seen this guy? No.

Speaker: fucking genius. He literally like if you if you go out four wheeling and you get stuck in wherever he is you call him he comes out with his big fuck off truck and pulls you out and he's got a whole YouTube dedicated to it. I wouldn't actually be willing to bet that Tony knows some use units of measurement that we don't know.

Speaker: just based off of the work that you're doing. Well, this unit of measurement is related to more farm style. So I will be the first to admit, I had never heard of it. A mocha leader. No, it's actually, I think it's called the crates. And I'm actually trying to find out. The word of crates is a measurement. I've never heard of that. I know, I've heard of that.

Speaker: Shit. I, I want to, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not hall. It's not hair straw. It's, um, it's not eggs. That damn it. I've heard of it and it's right on the tip of my tongue. And as soon as Jeff says what it is, I'm going to be mad as fuck. I, I, I'm gonna be honest. I'd never heard of it. I it's yeah.

Speaker: I found it is racks. Sorry, it's racks. Racks. R -A -C -K. R -A -C -K. It's a unit of measurement.

Speaker: And I'm actually, because I'll be honest, being a farm boy, I'd never heard this because I always measured this stuff in a different type of unit. Does it have something to do with feed? Does it have something to do with feed?

Speaker: And then if it's, if it could be, it could be go with, with, um, racks unit is less common as, are you, if it's what I'm thinking of, and I, and I could be a hundred percent wrong.

Speaker: because it was there, but it's not, you didn't use it. Nobody ever used it unless you went to a certain place. A rack is a unit of measurement for grain. See, that's what farmers. Yeah, that's why I said probably. That's right. The only time you never use it is at the grain silo.

Speaker: But yeah, Racks is a unit. Yeah. And that's what I was going to say. When you go to the old feed mills and stuff like that, and Tony, you may not know this, and a lot of people may not know this, what you would do, Jeff, you may not even know this. I don't know if you do or not. It was like a drive -through setup. Right. And you drove through. It was basically a silo.

Speaker: and then you see it on terrain in the in the old westerns where uh the best example of it is back to the future three they see you see a a shoe hanging down and a guy and and marty grabs it and swings around

Speaker: So they would pull, they would pull a cord or in modern they'd hit a button and you would tell them that's why I said, Hey, and then I was like, Oh, it's not eggs. I know it's not eggs. That's why I said feed. So grain feed, whatever. So you would tell them, Oh, you know,

Speaker: But we never used, we never used rack. We said, I've never said, I've, because of your trailer minus the weight of the feet. Well, yeah. A lot of those places, when you pull into that silo, you pull and go onto, onto a scale.

Speaker: Yep. So then they just hit it. It's kind of like, it's kind of like going to a deli and you order a pound of thin sliced roast beef. Now, and I use this terminology because I worked in a deli and I knew if somebody said, give me thin sliced ham, I ran it across the slicer 15 times. Right.

Speaker: Depending on figures. And, and, and, and, well, that's why I said thin slice. And nine times out of 10, about 15 to 16 slices was going to give me about half to three quarters of a pound somewhere in between. Um, so you kind of, and it wasn't something that you did every time you just, it became organic, like thin slice, medium slice, thick slice, you know, uh, which is the same thing that these guys at these sawmills or these feed mills is what they were called.

Speaker: They kind of knew if I pull this chain four times, that's going to give me four racks, 125 pounds of whatever they want, corn, cornmeal, pig feed, whatever.

Speaker: So I mean, that's what I call hay feed. The funny thing is, I haven't thought about that stuff in a long time. The long time since I worked on a farm. I know, right? And the reason why it came up for me is I was watching this and one of the guys lost a bet. And the punishment for the bet is he has to build a metal bird feeder, like birdhouse,

Speaker: using no measuring devices. And the measurements, one of the measurements is four racks by seven and a half inches with a 32 inch pitch, or a 32 degree pitch on the roof of it, zero measuring devices. And he has all the time he needs to make it, but he can't like, he can't use a tape measure, he can't use a square, nothing. He has to guess. Oh, as you're talking about. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. And, uh, I saw that and I was like, I know racks. Yeah, exactly. It's Tom. Tom has to build this. And they mentioned it and I was like, I've heard it. It was a grinder and a welcome.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. It's a grinder and welder and that's the only thing is under use. And I'm curious to see how well he does. But they're building, Dylan, that off -road record they're building, that thing is dope. It's got, Chris, I'm gonna put it in context for you. It makes your Bronco look like a fucking Ford Ranger. A stock Ford Ranger. It's sitting on 54 inch tires.

Speaker: Speaking, speaking of my Bronco. Find it. You found it. Not yet. Not yet. No, my, my Bronco is long gone.

Speaker: My actual Bronco is long gone. I was going to say, the other thing was dying when you had it. Oh, no, no, no, no. Dude, you didn't see what I did to it after we graduated. I'm afraid. I did find one for sale here, though, Eddie Bauer edition. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. After we graduated, I put a brand new 351. No, that's right.

Speaker: Uh, I took a brand, I put a brand new 351 modified in it. Somebody owed me money. Oh, car guy like yourself. Yeah. Didn't, didn't have the money to pay me, but, uh, they got this 351 laying around. Yeah. He had a brand new 351 that he had just built, which, you know, roughly wasn't quite what he owed me, but, uh, we settled. We put that in it. Um, you know how big it was when we were in high school.

Speaker: Yeah, it had the 350 in it, didn't it? Well, no, you know how it looked. It had a 5 .0 on it, didn't it? Yeah, I think it was a 5 .0. We put 351 modified, 304 barrel intake on it. It had the 6 -inch lift on it. I put a 12 -inch suspension lift on it with an 8 -inch body lift to drop the bumper down so it was still legal. And my day -to -day tires, my drive -around tires were 48 -inch motors. Nice.

Speaker: We, we, we dual piped it. Nice. It was, it was, you remember it was already. Yeah. We dual straight piped it. Nice. And, and I had mechanic friends, so it was all done right. It wasn't, it wasn't like, it's not Chris didn't do it. It's Chris watch to drink beer while everybody else did it. Yeah. I, I, no, no, I paid for the cakes and I grilled.

Speaker: while we doctored this bad boy up. But unfortunately, I tore the front end out of it. No, no, we tore the front end up.

Speaker: The four -wheel drive was gone. The universal joint was gone. I sold it to my uncle. My uncle gave me five grand for it. Or no, my uncle gave me 4 ,500 for it. He put six grand into it. Yeah, Dylan, that's what I'm thinking too. It sounds like a stop, maybe, as fuck. All Broncos are top heavy. My uncle put the engine here.

Speaker: Rockles are engine heavy only, right? No, no, no, no. All engines are heavy. But top heavy is you have weight above the engine.

Speaker: I got it. But all the little ranges in the fucking engine for the most part. But that's why it ranges like this. Yeah. But also you got you got to look at if I if I take a Tahoe or a Suburban and I lift it versus lifting a Silverado of the same length, this Tahoe slash Suburban is going to be heavier on the top. It's going to roll. It's all about gravity. It's all about gravity. But no, I saw what I had with my uncle pay for it. I can't remember. I can't remember.

Speaker: But he put like five or six grand into it. And then he turned around and sold it for seven or eight. Right. Like we like what you've seen in high school compared to because I had a thing like who was who wasn't had it before you. I can't remember his name. I want to say Matt.

Speaker: I don't think his name, he was an engineer. He was in drafting, drafting and engineering. Uh, I can't remember his name. I thought his name was Matt, but I can't, I could be wrong. Yeah. Cause he, cause he, because his, his mommy and daddy bought him a brand new Jeep Wrangler. I only paid 1500 for it. Right. And there was nothing wrong with him when I bought it. Yeah. I only paid 1500 for it cash. And there was nothing wrong with it when I bought it, but, but you know, I, I,

Speaker: I would like to say that I put a whole bunch of money into it, but at that time of my life... I had that Mustang I kept throwing money in. Just saying people owed me and... I started out with a four cylinder coupe.

Speaker: 86 Mustang. Started out with a Ford cylinder. I ended up throwing a 351 Windsor in it. And when that thing finally died, I blew up the rear end because the Ford nine inch just took take the power. I ended up selling it and put my money in my shovel. But where I was going with this, the whole Bronco conversation. Yeah.

Speaker: was I found one online that, a picture of one that looked like mine. Look, it was 79, same Ford blue. The only difference, and it was for your mind. Yours had the white top, right? Mine had the black top. This one had a, yeah, mine was black. This one had a white top, but I showed it to Nicky. And I said, this is what I want to get one day.

Speaker: Like this is, I, you know, my dream car is a 64 and a half Mustang, baby blue, baby blue. And I almost had an orange one, Tony D. They want 215 ,000 pesos, which I'll do the math on that one. But I showed Nikki a picture of it and she was like, all right, let me know when you find it.

Speaker: The other night we went to roosters for dinner, uh, Saturday night before we went out on our anniversary slash Valentine's day date Saturday night, we went to roosters and the parking lot was, it was one of the old Chevy box trucks. Yeah. And it was, it was ugly.

Speaker: It needed a lot of square by the square by the C 10. C 10 square box truck. It's got the box on the back. No, I'm talking about the Chevy box. Every square, whatever you want to call it. This was, this was like the fan that's got a box on the back. This is like the, like the Chevy G 71 Chevy Silverado back in the eighties and whatnot. And I told her, I told her, I told her, I was like, when I, when I get my,

Speaker: Bronco, I want one of those next. And she was like, well, let's get your Bronco, and then we'll find you one. Oh, I can finally see 10s all day long. No, I don't want to see 10. Yeah, but you can't get into the States. You can't get them to the States. I want the 80s square body. It's over 10 years old, Tony. It's over 10 years old. It can go back and forth and switch registration to the States or to Mexico. Tony, are you still eating? Yes.

Speaker: Knowing what you know about Broncos how much that is I Was gonna say is that what 92 miles I was honestly gonna say what is that 93 94? Is it the Eddie Bauer or it doesn't look like it it is it doesn't say it I think it's just a regular

Speaker: It's four -wheel drive, but it's just... No, it's not an Eddie Bauer. No, it's not an Eddie Bauer. I had, Dylan, I had a... Oh, this one's modified. It runs on propane. What the fuck? Dylan, I had a 77... It runs on natural gas. So you go to a place where you get gas for your house and fill it up. Well, yeah, you gotta remember, Tony, would they go to the gas station down there?

Speaker: they can go to the gas station, get propane or gasoline at the pump. Two different locations, but yes. No shit, really. Yeah, you know the camp propane tanks? I can put it in the car, go over to the gas, the LP gas station, and they'll fill it up for me in a matter of seconds.

Speaker: I believe you've told me before on here, Jeff, you're like dryer and stuff like that is ran off the LP yet. So you have to get the tanks. I have a tank that stands about four feet high that holds 96 pounds. So now I can find a way where they will deliver them. So basically take it, fill it up and bring it back.

Speaker: So basically like back home for us, I don't turn a year from New York. You may have seen them down and down in the South, but back home for us, we had, we had a propane tank out in our yard. My mom. And that's how we got he.

Speaker: you know, everything and every once in a year and once every six months you call them, they come out with a truck and fill that **** up. I'm actually trying to get a stationary tank from here. Uh I could get them. I just have to actually find the size I want and need. Yeah. But that Bronco that you just saw, it runs on LB. That's cool. Which means it's it right. How much do you think they want? Well,

Speaker: That told you pesos is two hundred fifteen thousand pesos. Yeah 200 hundred, but I don't know. I don't know the dollars It's eleven thousand nine hundred and forty four dollars. What all other modifications are on it? I mean the fact that it's like but but here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's a question What is this? What is this mileage like? because because I know I know in my Bronco I know in my Bronco I

Speaker: back in the day when I had my Bronco gas wasn't was like a dollar right now but but you're also run incorporated back then but also but my Bronco also had a 28 gallon tank on it right and on the rare occasion that I would drive from Newark to Columbus when I would get on the freeway

Speaker: Yeah, I shit you not I would get on the freeway RPMs are higher Yeah, yeah, I would get on the freeway and I could literally watch my my my gas gauge could do this

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Heavy truck that's shaped like a brick going 60 miles an hour that uses gas like you use 60. I don't think that truck ever seen 60 miles an hour. It was like 80. No, no, no, no, no. That truck would, that truck would move. Well, yeah, it had plenty of power. That four bar, that four bar, that four barrel would kick in.

Speaker: at about 55, 60 miles an hour, that four barrel will kick in. And I would literally turn it, I shit you not, no exaggeration. I would watch my gas gauge. Yep. Because it - It would be cheaper to put a gravity feed on top of the roof, put a gas tank on top of the roof and gravity feed it right into the fucking car. And that's why I had a four cylinder car because when I lived in Newark at that time and I worked in Columbus, I drove my car or I rode my bike.

Speaker: Well, I was talking to one of the guys that they have, they have fans that they use they call them zombies here. And these bands hold about maybe 1525 people, but they do roots like a bus, but they go into areas that buses can't.

Speaker: So you catch the combi to go to another bus station to catch the bus go to work. And all those bands run on LP. Now they're originally bought when they're bought from the factory, they run on gasoline, and they can run on LP.

Speaker: I think we have in airports or college campuses and whatnot, I think we have some of those shuttle buses and stuff like that. Well, they're Nissan vans. These are Nissan little vans. But I was talking to a guy that drives one and he says he can drive

Speaker: All day long, these vans almost never get shut off, Tony. I shit you not, because they run 24 hours a day, and literally three guys drive it, eight hours shift, and they just stop for 30 seconds. It gets shut off about three hours per day when they go on break, or three hours per shift when they go on break, and they can run it for almost a week without filling up the tank.

Speaker: And they are not, like, pussyfooting it. They are flooring it every time they take off. When you get in these things, if you're not holding on, you will fall on the floor. And he was telling me he's ran it. The longest he's ever ran one was a week before it needed to be filled up, where they actually ran out of LP.

Speaker: And it's only like a, it holds 90 pounds of LP because they measure by pressure. So 90 pounds and the tank has got to be four feet long and about. You glitched a little bit about what? After four feet long and about what? About four feet, about 10 inches round. So, you know, like that.

Speaker: I mean and so that Funko having that 11 grand I'm not gonna pay 11 grand for for a 92 ain't gonna happen But I bet you I think it's great fucking mileage Well, I think it just depends on the modifications that are on it how old the engine is and everything like that, right? Not knowing all the specifications everything like that and the fact that

Speaker: Well, being a 92, it's going to have the same 5 .0 as the 92 Mustang. Yeah, but they've had to do some kind of engine modifications and... Actually, you can buy a kit. I can buy a kit. I can buy these kits all day long for taking your gasoline powered engine and switching it over to LT. But who says it has the same 5 .0 that was in... I mean, I had a brand new 351 and a 79.

Speaker: I will tune it brand new with zero miles on it. This thing looks like fuel type hybrid. It's auto trans. Doesn't say he doesn't put in here. All electric automatic. It is a 5 .0. All the tires are brand new to 35. It's got a two inch lift on it.

Speaker: with tires and spacers. I was going to come grab some more. You are damn good. She's on the ball. Hate to see you go, but I love what you always says. Bartender. Well, my man, that worked he painted. Here's another one. Here's a 94 Chris Paul Black. Tony D's choking on some pizza right now.

Speaker: I almost killed Tony D. Tony D just over there. Watch the TV. Listen to us talk about broadcast.

Speaker: I secretly want one of the old Ford Ranger splashes. You secretly want a tranny. Pretty much. I mean it's it's one of those it's it's it's hard to admit that I actually like a Ford but I think those things look cool.

Speaker: Ford, Ford Rangers had a, um, it wasn't the splash. It wasn't the splash. I had, I had one. I fucking had one. Well, your pops had that white one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I had one. It was, um, it was, um, especially ranger. God damn it. What was it? It had a flare side extended cab four by four. That's a splash. No.

Speaker: I'll show you what I mean. No, I know what you mean. 95 for ringer splash. I had one and that son of a bitch was sexy as hell. But I can't remember, what was it? Sport? No, it wasn't a sport. How fucking sexy is that? I don't care who you are. I thought that feeling was sexy as hell. No, my buddy had one and it had black racing stripes on it.

Speaker: We use the marking spray paint. You don't talk about the marking spray paint that literally washed off with a hose. We spray painted all his tires orange. And then his mom was like, I'm going to see you guys. And it was like, bitch, shut the fuck up. But I also want the S10 Extreme. And she did. You ever see the S10 Extreme? Tony, you can get a kick out of these.

Speaker: Yeah, but you're, there's no two wheel drive. Uh, yeah. He said, like, like, like you were about to correct me. I know this splash and I know the extreme were two wheel drive because I had buddies who had them. Like I literally just said, I had a buddy who had the yellow splash. They came back in 2020. They had to stay in extreme. Now it's the new S10. So it's ugly shit. I don't want to hear nothing less. It's a Chevy Colorado.

Speaker: Amen to that. What, an SR2? ZX2. Is it ZX2 or SR2? Or FR2? I think Z, because it's like... Just look it up, dummy. 20D, have you seen these Colorado riders? The new ones? The one that I want to get. It's the 2023. It is...

Speaker: I see Jody rocking the fuck out of it. ZR2. It's the ZR2. So yeah. Not the car guy. No, you were. The ZR2. You said F. You said F, dumbass. I said ZR2. No. No, I said ZR2. Roll it back. That's a sexy truck right there. That's the ZR2. That thing is fucking cool. I can see turning D rocking the shit out of that.

Speaker: It's already comes with a two inch lift, 33s and bumper guards. It's got a roll cage or the roll bar. It's fucking cool. Colorado's don't have a lot of room in there for me.

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Speaker: an apartment and you get something like that. It's like a basement. Yeah. But not just a basement. It's just just just a little small. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. When the original Colorado's come out, you're 100 % right. I test drove a 2020 Colorado with the Alfred package on it. Quad Cab. It's not an extended cab. It's a quad cab. Yeah. Before I bought my Equinox. Dude.

Speaker: It's like a full -size truck. And the Equinox is more than the Colorado to me. No, no, no, no. Nothing new. Nothing. Nothing. The new ones, the Colorado and the Equinox, they basically have the same length and width.

Speaker: Yeah. Do totally. You and I are basically the same size. We're both six to, I think I got what, like 50 pounds on you. You might've caught up with me. This is, this is just enough of the car conversation. This motherfucker said I'm two 40.

Speaker: What was the last time you got on the scale, big boy? I got on the scale on the show the other day. Did you really? Yeah, you were there. We were, we were bearing my weight to Cam's weight. I outweight Cam by like 20 pounds. Was I there? Yeah. Or was I there? You were drunk. So I was there. You were drunk.

Speaker: You're here. Tony D, I've seen you get up and walk away and I've seen that belly and I'm like, Jesus Christ, 240. No, because we were comparing, we can't, comparing me to Cam. Because Cam and I are roughly the same size, but I outweigh him by, I think like... Well, Cam's about like five inches taller than you. Yeah, but he's also way skinnier.

Speaker: He looks like a cancer patient. And that's not a shot of camp. I'm just saying. He can hide behind a signpost, you know? And you'd be like, what camp? No, Tony D. Like I said, the Colorado that I test drove was, it had the off -road package. It was a quad cab. I think it was a 2020 or a 2021. And in all honesty, I think it had more room than the Equinox.

Speaker: So you could... The new one's even bigger. I think it's four or five inches wider. The ZR2 that I want to get when I trade my Equinox in, you could absolutely fit and be comfortable in it without a shadow of a doubt, Tony D. Me and Tony can get matching trucks. What's your favorite color, Tony D? What is your favorite color, Tony D? Color of money.

Speaker: So Tony's going to get a green one. Money green. I'm going to get blue. Me and Tony are going to have matching trucks. I got you. There's another version of the Colorado that I'm going to change your mom. Let's think we can get a job up here on the other weekend free. We're coming to see you, Tony. Chris, I got you an update on the new ZR2. Gang gang. Chevy gang gang. The new ZR2. Oh my god. I'm in. I'm touching myself.

Speaker: as as Deadpool as Deadpool once said, I'm touching myself. Marco's Pizza, steak, bell peppers. Oh, check that paint job out. That's dope as fuck. Give me blue and black. Clangy barbecue wings. And a Chick -fil -A 12 -cal classic combo with a Sprite. You're welcome. Chris technician, Tony D has literally been eaten for over two hours. He has been eating this entire broadcast.

Speaker: Oh, Chris, you need the ZR2 Brisbane. We got burgers over here. Burgers, french fries, and steamed veggies. You need the Brizzan edition. The Brizzan edition. It comes with the Snork Brizzan, B -R -I -O. I don't need a snorkel. I don't need a snorkel. It comes with the fender flares on. Hey, man. Hey, you know, Chevy, Chevy has that new blue out. And I've always loved the Ford blue. The cobalt blue.

Speaker: Oh, my god. I call it Patriot Blue because it's gorgeous. They've got a they've got a light blue color out like like it's not baby blue but it's almost baby blue and I seen it on a blazer at the Chevy dealership, a brand new blazer at the Chevy dealership in Johnstown. I drive by it every day. Man, a lot. That **** blue is

Speaker: No, no, it's lighter than that Chevy blue I'm talking baby blue sky blue. I mean it's it's it's a pretty blue I Just don't know. I just don't know if my big sash watch ass could roll around in that baby. Yes blue I Like I like the cobalt blue They tell you gonna fuck around and get matching zero twos just different colors I

Speaker: Here's what you need, Chris. That's what you want. That's the square body. That's the square body. I want the 80s model. I want a 1980, exactly. I want like an 84 to 86 square body. Oh, is this the blue? It's almost a silver. Oh, that's actually silver. Yeah, here it is. It's almost a silvery blue. Yeah.

Speaker: That's sexy. I mean, you could actually pass it off as silver. Send in our snaps. The attorney can actually get a good visual of it. Literally, if you look at it long enough, it turns into silver. At first glance, it's blue, but when you actually look at it, it's got a blue hue to it. Yeah. That is pretty. I like that. Me and Tony are really good.

Speaker: I'm not even gonna have a competitor flag in the back of my truck. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker: Well, Tony's southern. I'm gonna give me a Tuskegee football jersey. I actually like that jersey. That's one of my favorite jerseys that you wear. I like it. I bought this in Pensacola back in 2007, 2008. I couldn't get it actually. This isn't even an official jersey. I bought this out of, I think it was of Marshalls out there.

Speaker: And I've been wearing it. This is like someone throwing one every now and then. It's one of my favorite jerseys that you wear. I really like it. I appreciate it. And they don't have the... I need to find some of the original ones and get them. When I went up there for Homecoming, you have no idea how much money I was trying not to spend. I think that color... Homecoming. They have some on campus. Where you went to school at?

Speaker: Yeah. How much are they? This, I didn't buy this on campus. No, no, no, the official ones. The official ones, I have to find them. And I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm actually planning on going to Alabama this weekend. Got a couple of homeboys that want me to catch up with them. And I was like, okay, cool. I don't have James this weekend. Okay, so I'm sorry, I got to be here Saturday. Look at, look at you. We both getting out, man. Look at us. Look at us. What years, what years, your body, did you want, Chris?

Speaker: What year? Like, 84 or 86? I see. I do love the 71 C10. Well, yeah. I mean, I love the 70s. Yeah, I don't know this. The problem is, their prices are skyrocketing, even if it's quite close. It's too rounded. I want a legit square body. And that mid 80s Chevy square body is sexy to me.

Speaker: Oh, I love the 80s. Let me know how much the official jerseys are trying to do. I will, when I find them. See, you run like that. They don't sell your football jersey like this. They don't sell the team jerseys. Yes. That's an 84. No, who's got one? Brad has one. Brad, Brad Bowden's got a brown GMC. It's gorgeous. He got that one from California. They don't even sell them on campus? No. They don't sell a team jersey.

Speaker: HBCUs, I haven't really seen them selling the football jerseys. I'm going to do something. I'm going to do something. You'll have everybody make something with the school every morning, and then you got to get the license in and all that other crazy shit. It's a lot. It's a lot. Even the other one that I wear, I think that's an official one. What's your favorite number, Tony D? 19. OK. I'm going to see what I can do. I'm going to see what I can come up with. I'm going to get a number 19 and a number 13 Tuskegee football jersey for me and Tony.

Speaker: Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Why can't I do that? Why can't I do that? Am I allowed to wear it or? Yeah, watch the power. Shut up Chef.

Speaker: I got it before you could, Tony D. No, I'm serious. Why couldn't he get that? I really like it. It's honestly one of my favorite journeys that he wears. Every time he starts messing around on his laptop, we can hear him. OK, they do have some. OK.

Speaker: $70 $80, you know Jersey. I can't find that. I really want who's that Chris Chloe? Ask him a question. He's got a couple so we're I mean, he's a big dude. I don't know if I could Ask him. Hey Chris, you got you got one of your Vikings jerseys that you can send me. I don't mean shit

Speaker: I'm literally about to do one of those make your own jerseys. You've been saying that for a year. I know what the delay is, but you've been saying that for a year. Well, you know, I'm financially about at that point where I can just perversely spend. Of course. You know, I would love to. I would love to rock to.

Speaker: Minnesota Vikings Chris Clue Jersey on the show. Oh my god. That's my guy man. That's that's that's our guy. That's our dude. Stop sucking up to him. Sucking up to nobody. I like that guy. You guys don't like him. He's pro gay rights. That's a good thing. It's a damn shame Chris wasn't here when I was roasting my broister. I found one for you, Chris. That's probably why he hasn't been back, you

Speaker: eBay. No, come on. Oh, shit. eBay. What size is it? It's a small. Let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see it. Yeah, my arm will fit into a small. They only want 50 bucks. They have one available.

Speaker: Size small, yeah. Yep. Oh, shit. A black car helicopter crashed in Alabama near Huntsville. Oh, shit. Here's a huge game jersey of princes. Princess. Shut up, Cameron. You're not even in the cheddar's box.

Speaker: Shut up camera. You're not even in the chatters box. You're not even watching the show. You're not allowed to comment in our group chat. You goofy sumbitch Yeah, I know you can't find them dude I'd looked everywhere for him Yeah

Speaker: As I said, I'm, I'm, I'm on the verge of just doing the create your own, the personalized jerseys and, and give me a Vikings. We got to get Chris back on here. Vikings, Jersey, NFL shop, 42 bucks. Is it Chris Louis? NFLshop .com. $42. Send me a link. Yeah.

Speaker: But it's a it's a Mexican website. So it's it's a make your own website. Yeah, it's a website. Yeah. I'll go to Fanatics NFL shop dot com and make my own Chris Clujer. Exactly. We got to get Chris back on here. So yeah, it's actually $43. They've already got it made. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm going to ask him. I'm leaning more towards purple, but maybe Chris will be like, you should get the white one. I'll send you this link just in case. Because it's actually an American stop. It's a dot com. Clearly, we are going over tonight. It is what it is. But let's take a real quick break. And let's come back. Let's flush our system of the car talk and all that nonsense. Let's come back.

Speaker: and continue to do what we do. Tony D. There you go. You have access of the brand, don't you? Yes. Pick a song. Pick a song, any song, brother. You want me to pick a song in this motherfucker? Yeah, just pick a song. We'll be back here in a few minutes. Tony G is picking the music. I know, I know. I already know where I'm going with some. Blacktop Mojo, do it for the money? Probably. OK.

Speaker: I'm not gonna lie, that is a fool for the minor. I know, I love that song. Allow me to tell everybody up here, if you are tired of this song, I do wanna apologize, but as much as I would criticize what people do, if I don't like a specific genre of music, if you make a song I like, I play it just damn much. So like the man said, we will be back, stick around, there's only 35 minutes left in the show, but no one is son of a bitch, we're gonna be another hour. See ya.

Speaker: What's the price for being alone? Which bank do you own? Did you decide what you were told? Is it worth it waiting? Is it worth it waiting?

Speaker: Do you do it by my love? Do it by my money? Before I die again, the risk is okay Catch this king and I'll digest her honey Do you do it by my love? Are you doing by my money?

Speaker: Do you do it for the love, or do it for the money? The poor guy young and the lazy in the game Cash is king of the gaster honey Do you do it for the love, or do you do it for the money?

Speaker: Find the love how you do it Find the money

Speaker: I'm not bad at that song. My timing skills are really not. My timing skills are heck of a. I literally just sat down, opened the beer as the song was ending. I saw that. I actually did see that.

Speaker: I do it every time. Truth signs of a professional host. Speaking of hosts, welcome back to Nonsense for Nonsense, everybody. I'm Colett. Tony G's in the building hanging out. We got Jeff in the building this Wednesday night. We doing what we do. It's hump day. It's hump day. We're helping you guys get through that final of the week. Yeah, two more days.

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Speaker: Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen. And if you be so kind, give us a share. If you're wondering who sang that song during break, that's the one and only Black Top Mojo. Go and check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at Black Top Mojo. Go show the guys some love. Check out their tour dates because more than likely, they're coming to a town near you.

Speaker: I promise you, with as much as you guys do, these guys are all over the place all the time. They are. These guys are everywhere. And then you see my goofy ass, obviously, big Sasquatch. You see the garden gnome, Jeff. We're obviously fans. If you want to base us off the sound of our voices or the way we look. But Tony D, I think it's safe to say.

Speaker: I think it's safe to say you're a fan of Black Top Mojo as well because it's not the only song that you like by Black Top Mojo. Other one with Jealousy. Yeah, you like Jealousy. We all like Wicked Woman. Tony D. I got used to Wicked Woman.

Speaker: I got used to it. The song is actually pretty good. The song is good. The woman is beautiful. I can't believe that's his girl. Biggles in the mood for them. All that shit. But I got used to that song too. It's by far not my favorite song by them. But their guitar solo, I will give them that. Their guitar solo was serious. Well, I mean, when I went and seen them, when I went and seen them a few months back, I made sure that I got that guitar solo

Speaker: Well, uh, uh, recorded specifically for you, Tony. You didn't even hear me in the background saying this was for Tony. That motherfuckers. And I hope y 'all hear me too. That guitar solo in the video is a motherfucker. Y 'all did some work there. I'm not going to shit on y 'all, man. I don't have to be a fan to give you credit and credit gets deserved when it's due. And you're giving them credit. You don't know what the fuck happened. You're a fan. It's okay, Tony. You're a fan.

Speaker: I told you he secretly secretly puts black top by the draw when he's cleaning his house. Yeah. And look at him. Where his neighbors go. What's wrong with that guy? He's not fantasizing about me so damn much. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I listen here at least twice a week. Listen here. While at work. Black Mr. Clean. You born a demon. You right. You right wanna be Yoda.

Speaker: What'd she say? I don't know. They're out there doing. They're in my own conversation. If my fantasies revolve around Tony coming to my house and cleaning, then yes. Nothing sexual. But if he wants to come clean my house, Tony D can come clean my house. I don't want to clean your house. Fuck that.

Speaker: No, trust me, I can find a whole hell of a lot better looking housekeepers than you. You better get the lead. I mean, nothing, nothing, nothing against you, Tony. I mean, as, as a straight heterosexual man, securing my sexuality, I can say that you're a good looking cat. Yeah, but if I had to choose between you and I don't know.

Speaker: I was trying to think, I was trying to think. That is a good looking cat. Nah, he's really not. Let's, let's be honest. Let's be honest for a minute. Lying like a fucking rug. Let's, let's, let's be honest. Let's be a hundred percent honest, much like Tim McGraw.

Speaker: If, if, if Ryan Reynolds was, was, was your neighborhood mail carrier or your neighborhood lands, you wouldn't, you wouldn't bat two eyes at him. But the fact that Ryan Reynolds has, and you know what, and you know what, I'm going to go ahead. I'm going to go ahead and we'll say it. Same problem I had with the rock. Excuse me.

Speaker: is Ryan Reynolds. He's the same guy and everything. Yes, baby. If you don't make this for me, we're getting a divorce. We're not even married. I don't care. I was just going to say, you're not even married. You want mashed potatoes and dinosaur. Broccoli trees and dino nuggies on a gravy volcano. Right there. Done. Done. Thank you for reminding me to send you a bunch of recipes to Chris make.

Speaker: Hey yo Glick, hey Glick, Glick. If you don't make it, you can take two of them bees off of her nickname. No more microbes and blowjobs, just beer. That's right. You'll just get beer, you bitch. She's gonna take all my bees away. I just said that you're the first woman that I've ever been with that gives all the bees without me even have to think about it. Well. That's good advice.

Speaker: High five. Boom. She is legend. Wait for it, Jeffrey. And I hope you're back, Lucentella. Darry. Darry. I hate you. You know what? I can't find that on a streaming service anymore. It's on Hulu. It's on Hulu. I don't have Hulu, because Hulu doesn't work down there. Well, much like Hulu doesn't work down there. No.

Speaker: Tony, I still gotta send you my... Yeah, they rolled the whole Netflix thing out. Yeah, they also rolled that back, Chris. Yeah. We can totally do that. Broccoli, mashed potatoes, gravy, and dino cookies. Yeah, we can totally do that. You got that gravy thing in the cabinet. But like, Tony can't get into my prime in France.

Speaker: Alexa's mad at me. What did you do? I gave Austin a hoodie. I was like, I have one for you too, but she's in the other laundry basket. Oh, a laundry basket here or? No, the other one I have. Which one did you give Austin? The one she's got on now, the beautiful disaster one. Oh, you got her. Sounds like we're going to Pennsylvania this weekend. But the way it has been, Steve. Yeah, I'm out of there. Oh, I live in Ohio. So basically, we're in the red zone.

Speaker: explains your dysfunctionality that's why you were walking around the the walmart parking lot confused i just got a case of beer just wandering it was it was a normal wednesday at walmart delusional guy nirk ohio walmart with a case of beer

Speaker: Must be Wednesday. Oh, boy. The damn stereotypes would have came out of nowhere. Tony D, until you visit Newark, you have no idea. Newark. Until you visit Newark, you have no idea. I will, like, in The Lion King, where Mufasa says, everything the sun touches, the light touches is ours.

Speaker: We don't go over to that side. That side that Mufasa tells Simba that they don't go to is the west side of Nurk. Yeah. That's where all the crackheads are. Yeah, that's legitimately the west side of Nurk. Really? Don't see kids riding their bikes. You see crackheads stealing other people's bikes is right. Yes, crackheads stealing other crackhead's bikes.

Speaker: That's a struggle in an effort, Jeff. Jeff, I'm looking for that new Ant -Man movie right now. Oh, you got to see that trailer. Holy shit, it looks dope. So I don't feel like I'm being that loud right now. And I actually can feel it in my throat that I've toned my voice down. And my neighbors legitimately just hit my wall so hard.

Speaker: that it vibrated my desk. Because Nikki's got a loud voice, nothing against her. No, I know she doesn't. And it's almost to the point where it's like I'm beyond the being nice part. And I'm going to go fucking put them in their goddamn place. They might put you in yours. No, they won't. I've seen them trust me.

Speaker: Not even not even not even all their friends could get by Jeff you and all these fucking feel This is where the ant man lost the trailer I saw the trailer wait for the movie to come out When is the movie coming out? The 17th two days Oh and uh We have to talk about you boys sending me that flash trailer Fuck yeah, I'm in Oh, I'm all in on that motherfucker. Oh my god. Holy shit

Speaker: Oh my God. That was dope. Where were you at? You didn't see the broadcast I did after the Super Bowl? No. I said specifically, we gave DC hell. Looks like they're coming with it. You know what I'm saying? We gave DC hell. They're finally coming true to the word and bringing my man back. This Flash movie, even with... You know what? I'm having a hard time.

Speaker: I'm really getting kind of pissed off right now. Why? They still knocking on the wall? Dude, they hit the wall so goddamn hard. It was moving my desk like an inch off the wall. Okay, that's because your room is right next to wherever they're at. No, my room is right next to their living room.

Speaker: Well, better knock on their door. And I have my headphones on. I have my headphones on. You have your headphones on. I can't hear you guys. You're not raising your voice. This is what we know about you. You are not raising your voice. When we went to break, before I put my headphones on, I turned the music down. Yes. On my laptop. I know I'm lowering my voice because I can feel it. And the voice is lower than normal. The voice is lower than normal. This is true. I have a deep voice. I have a big voice.

Speaker: And when I turn it down, I can feel it in my throat and I can feel it in my chest. And I've been feeling it all night in a bad way. It's just, it is what it is. Yeah, it's, it's, it's a different. And I understand, and I understand that Nikki's a little bit loud, but I also understand that it's not even nine o 'clock. Yeah, you know, all that hard. And I've already, and I, and I spoke loudly when I said this, that I was at fault. I'm the blame. I'm the bad guy.

Speaker: I need to go over and make amends. And you're going to hit my wall that hard. Now I'm past the point where it's like, you know what, maybe I should go knock on their door. And see about what gets knocked to them. And you're already past strike one. Now you're at strike two, where I raise my voice. And I let you know, and trust me, by the judge, by what I've seen come and go out of that apartment. Yeah, you're the biggest thing they've ever seen. Do they have kids? Do they have kids?

Speaker: The girl is pregnant. She has a baby coming soon. Oh, I changed a couple of things. And again, I'm legitimately, probably tomorrow morning, going to order soundproofing foam to install on my wall. To the point where I was going to go over there and say, hey, I'm sorry. Let me know if this is better, but now I'm sorry.

Speaker: They're fucking millennials is what the problem. They're either millennials or you and I have a similar issue. The generation below me, you're Gen Z. Pussies. Don't worry about it. I'm not raising pussies. You guys are Gen Z, but you won't be pussies. You'll be Gen X.

Speaker: No, I agree. I'm the same with my kids. You guys will have 10X values. Even the girls in the office were like, they could have come knocked on your door and said something rather than putting a fucking complaint in. The office manager was like, these fuckers. That's a pussy thing to do. I actually had a neighbor do that. When I had my apartment in Mansfield, if you walk too hard,

Speaker: Whoa, I'm calling generation two leaves. You're Gen Z, Dylan. Oh, Maestro De Duck. Tony, what were you going to say? You and I have the same problem? We're the same? Wait, wait, wait. Can you hear this music at all? Oh, go ahead. Can you hear that? Hold on. Yeah. OK. This is what I want to tell a lot of people.

Speaker: This is how we treat folks. I don't want you to understand this. Can y 'all understand that? We're not going to teach you to be knuckleheads, but we're going to teach you little motherfuckers not to be chumps.

Speaker: Exactly. That is off of an album called Ether Rocks by the Rockness Monster. If you are a rap fan, go get that shit now. I don't think y 'all understand. No. Go get that damn CD right now. We will not teach your kids to be thugs, but we will teach you a little motherfucker not to be chumps. Love you.

Speaker: Well, and you know, and Tony, that speaks volumes because I was telling Nicky the other night. That's a fucking line right there, man. Who was that? That's a problem for your ass. Hold on. Who was that? Jesus Christ. I didn't come in here for you.

Speaker: Jesus Christ, Tony. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the part of the show where we go silent while Tony D and my oldest daughter have their dads play. Every time I'm about to leave this damn show, she saves you. You have no idea. Thank you, lady. That's your girl.

Speaker: It's hard to be the man. That's the problem we have. Were we good at our shit? I know it. OK, Tony D. But do we not all look forward to seeing each other's kids? Of course. We all look forward to each other's kids doing good. The kids coming up saying what's up, and we all say hi to each other's children. How many of y 'all do you want to fuck along with the shit we do, all right?

Speaker: Yeah, motherfucking bitch ass. If I could be like, this is this, this ain't that hard. Listen, the kids come up here to trip out with us. We're still going to work on our broadcast. We're going to let the kids do talk. I thought it was cash. No, it was them. I'm beyond the nice guy. Now I'm... You should go skate. Now I'm... Will you bring me a couple beers? Now I'm... Dylan says hi. Dylan says hi. I didn't hear him. I didn't hear him. I'm sorry.

Speaker: that's funny. My whole game is playing. Now, you all, if you're not a rap fan, I do not recommend the CD for you. If you are not a hip -hop fan, I do not recommend that CD for you. But if you are an old -school, new -york, knucklehead, hip -hopper, you need that motherfucking CD. That's one of the best CDs that came out. Who is it? I might, I missed it, man. Who is it? You ever heard of Helter Skelter? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one of the guys that was in Helter Skelter because you know the other one died.

Speaker: Oh, this guy. Oh, shit. Tony. Oh, I got the door. Um, uh, um,

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, bird back. That's what I said when I broadcast the Super Bowl. People are dying left and right. We gotta clear a lot of our shit out here, period that end of story. Everybody needs to clear that. And calm your issues down with everybody. A lot of y 'all are mad over simple shit, stupid shit, small shit, shit that ain't cost you nothing, and shit that's not gonna compromise your way of life. I'm being for real. Some of y 'all act like y 'all ain't never left your own fucking neighborhood.

Speaker: I haven't. And I've been shut up. I have been around the world. I've lived in four different states for at least 10 years apiece. And I'm on my 12th job ever. I've dealt with black, white, old, young, rich, book, north, south, east, west, urban, rural, all of that. That's why my tolerance is high. Some of you limited exposure, limited access, ain't being around nobody. Xenophobic asses don't know how to deal with shit. And that's your problem. I'll be a little guilty. Xenophobic means you are isolationist.

Speaker: I eat you in the bathroom for the past 10 years. That's me. I use Xenophobe. Was that shot? I use Xenophobe. Xenophobe was a video game on Atari back in the day, I believe. And it's also one of the phrases they used on Star Trek. And Star Trek just, I'm watching this generation now. Y 'all got to listen. Y 'all tired of me talking about Star Trek? Get untired. You need to watch the next generation and pay attention to what the hell they've been saying because the shit's happening now. A lot of it.

Speaker: Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. I'm just saying, you start talking Star Trek about my nerd. You start carving this nerd.

Speaker: I gave you a pass today. That car shit you was talking, are you fucking serious? It's 2023. You're talking about 1970s hiccups and fucking diesel engine rockers. You're talking about sports for days on end. You're talking about engines for days on end. Yeah. And cars. That's my sport. OK. However, however, thank you. I was watching the news today. And get your bucket list clear. Let me tell you. Say what?

Speaker: Uh, get your bucket lists clear because shit's about to go down pretty much everywhere. We talking about? WWE3? Nah. How do you know there's nothing? Smack Chef. Oh my God. What's the problem we got right now with these UFOs they ain't talking about? Come on, got it. What's the UFO? You're a missing guy looking at the UFOs. Uh -huh. It's the other, it's that, look over here, don't look over here. What you missing? Oh, there's a lot of that going on. We got that, yeah. Oh, there's a ton of that going on.

Speaker: Yeah, that one guy got arrested for reporting on the train derailments. He was a fucking reporter. You didn't listen to what the Islam said. They took the President of the United States to court. I mean, they kicked him over social media for saying shit. That's why everybody's not saying nothing. Well, right now, someone else about to go under an investigation for a little Christina Heminis. To my body.

Speaker: I just send it to you, by the way. It's on the TikTok. I'll put it to this way. I'll put it to this way. If you go against Biden, you're going to have to go against Trump, and you can't catch Trump. Because Trump didn't do anything wrong. Bullshit. Even it. OK. OK. Let's put this thing. Let's put it. If Trump did something wrong, he's better at hiding it. Yes, he is. I agree. I agree.

Speaker: He knows the law of work wants to be the case that comes against him. Because it's my understanding, everything that was used against him in New York, they just threw him all out. Every accusation against him in New York got thrown out. The other one again, oh my God, he's probably going to win. And motherfuckers who thought they was mad like me are going to be mad again. No, we're not. We're going to be happy because our gas prices are down. They ain't going to be happy. Our eggs are going to be back to $2. So what's going on with gas prices and what's going on that they ain't talking about?

Speaker: First and foremost, Tony, before you jump on me, I was going to jump on Jeff shit. And I'll say that Trump is not so much good or so much better at hating things as much as he was. Give a fuck. And ladies and gentlemen, ladies, ladies and gentlemen, let me, let me.

Speaker: the words of Tony D PSA for yo ass. That's right. Yo ass. You gotta grind your teeth. Those those motherfuckers that don't give a goddamn about not giving a fuck who don't give a fuck. Our feelings don't get hurt and we continue to do what we do when we do how we do baby. Baby. Don't be don't be don't be copying me. Fuck you.

Speaker: That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I tell you the words of Tony D. So I gave you props. Have you seen what they're trying to hold up in the UK, Tony? This is kind of freaking me out. And I'm mildly worried about it. I don't think you would have my props, Tony D. I was getting ready with a little love. Like, it was no disrespect. I was giving you a little love. I appreciate you giving me a little love. I'm going to give you the ultimate compliment on this one, OK?

Speaker: I'm gonna have to give you the ultimate compliment. I'm gonna have to give it ultimate compliment. I'm waiting for it. God damn it Tony. Actually what I'm worried about as of lately is this shit they're trying to pull in London.

Speaker: the digital currency. They've been trying to pull that shit for. And the maximum you'll be able to have is twenty thousand at a given time. I need you to shut the **** up and and and wait and and wait. It's just you. It's just for you. That's just for you. It's just for you. That was pretty good. I'm going to give you that one. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. What? What? What? Show got money on money compared to

Speaker: mainly because Biden's been in a lot of politics, but also we can't track all of Biden's money. Don't be fooled. Biden's been in politics for 40 years. That motherfucker got money from them. You know what SARS is? You know what SARS is? What's out the virus? No, not the virus. SARS with an S, not with a Z. SARS, when you do it, it's for money. And the IRS, if the bank suspects,

Speaker: money laundering or something illegal, they put in what's called a SARS attachment to it and it gets sent to the IRS. A normal person like you and me in our lifetime, like if you sent me 20 grand, Tony, it would be a SARS amount because I'm in Mexico and you're sending me $20 ,000 in a one -time fee and you've never sent me money before. Biden has over 250 of them.

Speaker: a one -time fee? No, no, no. SARS. SARS is, I can't remember what the analogy is. But how much is each SARS worth? Well, it's any amount of money over $10 ,000 that is suspected of being fraudulent or money laundering or anything illegal.

Speaker: You get a SARS letter sent to the IRS from the bank. Well, here's the kicker. How much how much of Trump's money is illegal? That's a that's a damn good question because I don't think much of it is. There's not much illegal money. I think he's got a lot of business money that he hasn't paid taxes on.

Speaker: That's the problem they know. But as he said in that debate with Hillary, if you want to change the tax law, you could. I'm going to turn D -Rabbit again. I'm calling the timeout on the show. Okay. Time out. Time out. Are you going to argue taxes and the rich?

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Come on. No, no, no, no, no other rich pay taxes. That's why we know Tony. I'm on your side right now. I'm on your side. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The taxes and Jeff brought up the whole tax thing. Thank you. Rich don't pay taxes. Like, and Jeff, you're not even included in this. I'm going to include this as being a Tony thing. They don't pay taxes like me and Tony do. Right.

Speaker: So as far as legal money, Trump doesn't have the sarge of quote unquote illegal money like you're saying Biden has because Trump is a businessman. He has hotels, he has properties, he still has all these businesses. The Trump industrial complex.

Speaker: When we get our paycheck and you see this came out, this text.

Speaker: So, so he doesn't have like that. I like that. I mean, it is what it is. The Trump Industrial Complex Tactics. No, but when you think about it, if you like, for instance, my taxes.

Speaker: But when it comes to my taxes, my taxes aren't taken out of my checks. I get every penny of my checks and I have to do my taxes at the end of the year because I'm a 1099 employee. So what you're supposed to take out for taxes is 30%.

Speaker: But there's a loophole that I have an LLC under my name, so I technically am my own business. And when you own an LLC, your first three years of having an LLC, you can write off so much as startup capital and basically pay no taxes.

Speaker: Mark. Mark, I 100 % agree with you. I 100 % agree with you on that. Mark. That is everybody's judgment on Trump. We ain't saying we like him. That motherfucker living his best life. And everybody's trying to learn his tactics and his ways and his laws and his moves. And you know what? He lays it all out in his books, Tony.

Speaker: I think that's why Trump was good for America because he's a business minded guy. But touch on a couple things. Mark said, Hey, the British get fucked by their own government. And we still pay them for it. Yes.

Speaker: So do we as Americans. He also said, he also said, he also said, nah, he, and he inherited a lot and most of his investment business. I mean, first and foremost, Trump's dad, anything. Trump's Trump's Trump is a guy who gets his dad give, did give him a lump sum of money, but he legitimately earned every dime he has.

Speaker: Yeah, I actually, I actually have insight on this. As a business guy, he did not inherit it. I have insight on Trump, how Trump's dad made his money. Back when Trump was just a little, wee little thing, his dad started building houses and he never wanted to go out of her as borough. And Trump, Donald Trump himself was like, dad, why don't we build over here where the rich people live and we can sell the houses from our corner. And his dad was like, nah,

Speaker: I'm comfortable where I am. When Trump got of age, he did borrow a million dollars from his pops. And he paid it back in under a year. He borrowed. Now, not all of us have a million dollars that we can borrow from our cops. But he didn't borrow a million dollars. And Trump does something very smart when it comes to business. He hires the best he can, but he does not trust anybody.

Speaker: I recently, while working, I believe I have a website where it's Trump's first book that was written in like A9 or something like that. I listened to it on an audiobook while I was working.

Speaker: And he literally said, I hire the best I can find. If they're in California, I'll fly them out. If they're wherever they are, if I need them and I find out they're the best in the business, I'm gonna hire that guy. But I don't trust that guy as far as I can throw him.

Speaker: He doesn't necessarily micromanage, but he does constantly check in and say, hey, what's this extra dollar here for? He only spends what is needed. Now, of course, what he says is needed and what I say is needed when building a building is two different things. I mean, the whole marble everywhere and gold everywhere, I'm out. But when it comes to

Speaker: business this is I said this when he was running against Hillary and for president back in that if you're gonna hire somebody to run the government if you think of the government as a business who do you want somebody that's that's Had businesses and failed or somebody that's had a business and succeeded Good question Damn good question

Speaker: But you don't kind of dumb it down onto a local perspective. I grew up with a couple guys. Their dad owned a gas station in my family's hometown. Both my grandfathers, very good friends with their dad. I grew up with these guys.

Speaker: And nowadays they don't, they don't know me. It is what it is. But these two, these two brothers basically own the entire town where one was the mayor and one was a police officer, still is a police officer. Sounds like the dupes of hazard. And they know all the ins and outs and all the

Speaker: I don't know all the shady and all the dumb shit. Speed traps. But they bought property. They bought houses. They did this. They did that. And now they're both living pretty comfortably. One is a liquor store in town. And the other one, I think, is still, quote unquote, a part -time town. This keeps them in business. No, I don't. I don't get a liquor store. I shop locally here in Newark.

Speaker: But I also know how dirty each one of them are. I also know how much stuff that they pretend, they know that is there and they know the things that have happened and they pretend like they don't. Yeah, well, I mean, that's, I wouldn't honestly say that about every single politician across the board. And they're not the only family, yeah. And they're not political, they're not quote unquote politicians, but they're guys who,

Speaker: they had a gas station, they had some money, they grew it, they populated it, they made more, they did this, they did that. But I also know of two other families in the same town that, and one family, very heavily one -sided politicians and scumbags, and the other side are blue collar farmers and everything like that. One family owns a very important

Speaker: business in town. Um, but you know, you can't fault where they come from and what they've made from themselves. And this is where it comes from with Trump. Trump came from money. Yes. Not all of us have a pops who you can loan a million dollars from. Yeah. But, and that grand scheme of things, he borrowed a million dollars. He paid it back and he became a billionaire.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, some of us are pops. Don't even talk to him anymore. What's up pops? You punk bitch. Yeah. I'm not texting you. You didn't like it.

Speaker: I'm, and this is not trying to be braggadocious, but I'm trying to do something similar. What Trump did is I'm slowly buying more and more property and, and investing into buildings and businesses to grow my wealth to the point where I don't have to work anymore. That's what, that's basically, what are we talking about? Politics. I don't know. Cause Tony brought it up. I feel like you brought it up. I feel like you brought it up, Jeff. No, actually.

Speaker: I'm saying you brought it up. Yeah, sure. Why not? I'll take that. Just because Tony and I are on the same page tonight. Yeah, that's what's down to somebody from make regardless of how they make, as long as it's quote unquote legal. And for my opinion, Trump did make his money legally.

Speaker: maybe he didn't always pay his fair share of taxes, but that's like 60 % of business people. Well, I mean, that's just the 1%. Or the Lynch. As far as the 1%, the 1 % there you go. I mean, it's a world that we could dive into.

Speaker: Right. We don't have enough specifics, honestly. Yeah. Yeah. But the one percenters was, I mean, if, if we had the specifics, then we had the actual numbers and stuff like that at the end of the day, the risk don't put in what we put in it at the same time. And I want to see if you're, if you're part of the 1 % club, you should probably put more in than, and I'm speaking for me and Tony, Tony D because we're the only ones in here that are in America right now.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say. I feel like the 1 % should probably put way more than we put into our taxes. Well. Because Tony D, I don't want to step on your toes. I don't want to cross any lines or anything like that. But I know I'm middle class. I feel like you're middle -ish class. Gross. Probably middle class. What is considered middle class, honestly?

Speaker: I think it's over 50K a year, isn't it? Middle class is pretty much a 50K a year now. Yeah. So I'm not even middle class. I'm not even middle class. So middle class is 70K a year. Yeah, I'm not middle class. Or as little as 47, 189. Pretty much 50 grand below. 50 grand and below, you're damn near poverty level.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. So I'm middle class. Yeah. 50, 57 is the lowest of you could be considered middle class. 141 is upper class. We'll say is the lowest of upper class. So what we're saying is just dumb it down. 50 K to a hundred K a year is middle class, 140 K. Right.

Speaker: I'm barely middle class. Tony D, I feel like you're definitely middle class. I feel like you probably - My best year, I think I might hit up a middle class. My best year when I was in Oregon, and I was living down in Charleston. What's above? And I was living my best life.

Speaker: No, Chris. So when Nikki actually starts working, you will be in the middle of middle class because you both make roughly same on the super. Well, no, it depends on what she's doing. I mean, me alone, you know, for we're setting the bar at 50 K.

Speaker: And in the end of the bar at $140K, I made middle class. I'm middle class. I got the breakdown. But even when I was at working and I was making six figures a year and I was living my best life and I had a nice house, big house and stuff like that. According to that, I was still middle class. According to money news. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Poor or near poor is 32K or less. Lower to middle class is 32 to 53. Middle class is 53 to 106. And upper class is 106 to 373. 53 to 106 you said, right?

Speaker: 53 to 106. Now, mind you, that's gross income. That's before deduction. That's gross. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income. That's gross income.

Speaker: You got to look at how much it costs where they live at. You got to have car notes. You got to have car issues. You got to have groceries. You got to have gas money. All that shit. You got to pay utilities. Yes. So right now. So all you little young s**ts out there listening, take these notes now. When it's talk about this school, if you're one of the class, have these numbers and bring these numbers down. I want you to realize what your parents are paying for before they don't give you the money to go hang out in the streets and go buy you a meal, a special smoke and go down.

Speaker: Taxes motherfuckers. That's my problem. People don't do the math. All they tell you is figure it out. But they don't break the numbers down to you. We can break all this shit down. Do yourselves a favor. What is the federal tax tax? Then what is your income tax in your area? Take that off. I have to take out 30 % of my tax. Pretty much. Pretty much.

Speaker: That's why everybody be fucked up when they go places do damn numbers Think I'm lying I'm gonna help you how much is gas to get the way you got to go How much the hotel that you're gonna stay in how much the food gonna cost when you go eat? How much the clothes gonna cost you get the shop? You don't know cuz you look at it yet

Speaker: Then how much is parking when you go to an airport? If you're considered 1%, the 1%, the lowest tier of 1 % is $597 ,815 a year. That's what you need to be to be considered the 1%.

Speaker: How much a year? So 597. Much respect. 597. 597, $1 ,000? $500. Call it 598. Round up to $2. You got to make just under $6 .99 to be considered up and middle class. Consider one percent. Correct.

Speaker: I'm trying to call 600, 600 K a year. 600 K a year puts it in 1%. I find it to be crazy because you got a lot more millionaires out there than you have 600 ,000. You got a lot of 600 ,000 or 600 ,000 a year people. We've got a lot of those. Why we got to be jokers? Why we got to be jokers?

Speaker: CW starting shit. CW why are you gonna come in here? Why are you gonna come in here and call us jokers and then leave? They're hitting the run. See, you wanna hit and run. You wanna make a comment and you wanna hit and run because you're scared. You proved my point. What I said earlier, you are proving my point. Why have you gotta be jokers, Debbie? Explain yourself. Good Lord. Oh, she's already gone.

Speaker: Yeah, she's gone within under a minute. If I was your husband, I would have wished I was dead too. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. It is fucked up, but she's the one, she's, she come in here and drop her in the dumpster. Fucked up. I'm gonna let y 'all in. That's fucked up. Fucking speak your mind. Say what you gotta say. God damn. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: It is fucked up, but you know what's more fucked up is somebody coming in here constantly dropping bullshit for no fucking reason You know

Speaker: Especially after I have tried to be the bigger person. I'm done being the bigger person. First and foremost, you know what? I'm gonna nip this fucking political money, rich versus poor nonsense in the butt. I'm sick and tired of being the bigger person. I'm sick and tired of being the bigger person with all these fucking snakes sneaking around. Deb, do come in here, drop your little fucking dumbass comments. Fuck you.

Speaker: You got Pena and some other people who like to watch behind the scenes, scream, record what we say and do, and then want to fucking nitpick everything we say. Do you want to nitpick what Tony D says and beat it to death and try to make him look like an asshole? Fuck you. Fuck every goddamn one of you. Because you know what? At the end of the day,

Speaker: At the end of the day this you agree with me a lot more than this at the end of the day at the end of the day the three of us we're still in here doing what we do every time having fun and we're not afraid three times when we're not afraid unapologetically yes but you fucking pussies when you eat let me see you get up here do three hours three times a week and not get scrutinized for what you say fuck you

Speaker: I use it for three hours a week. Some of these motherfuckers can barely do a half hour without passing out with their music being so goddamn loud that you can't understand them. Some of them play some shitty -ass...

Speaker: No, no, no, I won't even let you put that on Tony because Tony comes up here and yes We bust Tony's balls about all his different platforms and and everything he's doing but Tony comes up here Tony comes up here and he does his music show

Speaker: I gotta figure out how I can comment on Twitch because I love Tony's music shows. You know, unfortunately, as much as I want to be a part of the fantasy football. You know, I try to. But Tony and Rich, shout out to Rich.

Speaker: Yeah, Tony and Rich be throwing it down Sunday mornings and without anybody, without anybody. You don't need me. You don't need Brian. It's just Tony and Rich, they'd be throwing it down there, doing the damn thing. Tony's music shows, like I said, I watch on Twitch, but I can't comment because fucking Twitch is stupid. Yeah, no, I watch it live. You watch it live?

Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, I don't, I mean, it's a music show, so I put it, I put it on my back pocket. I got you in my earbud. If you're watching live, you can watch it on Twitter and Facebook too. Facebook kicks you, Facebook kills you a lot. Yeah. They give me a lot of volume. I got plugged, yeah, I know I got plugged on there, I was gonna stop doing that, but Twitter, I won't see the comments. Yeah.

Speaker: which I can't comment on because it says you need to verify the count. So verify your count. When I log in with our credentials, it says that it's the wrong credentials. I went to that last year. Yeah. I still have the two -factor authentication. Yeah, I still have the two -factor authentication. So, but I watch and I listen and the fantasy football show, if I don't catch it live,

Speaker: then I do watch it on YouTube. And like I said, Fireman Rich and Tony D, if it's just them two, they throw it down. Tony's music show throws it down. When Tony just randomly pops up, just randomly pop up, Tony does his damn thing. But - I apologize, please don't agree. You know, but some of y 'all motherfuckers watch us.

Speaker: and be hateful and spiteful for no fucking reason, especially when the person that you're mad at, you ain't even mad at, you're mad because I'm not gonna let you play your bullshit. That's why you're mad at me. You're gonna fucking, and God damn it, I made a TikTok about this, about a snake will shed his skin, but it'll still be a fucking snake. Some of y 'all motherfuckers at Tony still calls a friend. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Tony.

Speaker: Tony D will still call you friends, but y 'all some fucking snakes. Y 'all absolutely fucking snakes. In all seriousness, I've cut everybody out of my life with the exception of YouTube and my family. I don't talk to anybody except for my immediate family and YouTube. And y 'all want to play your fucking games.

Speaker: and you're hiding the shadows and you watch this podcast and you're screaming quarters or you're a fucking fat, disgusting widow who comes in and drops her little snide ass remarks for no fucking reason when I ain't never been nothing but nice to you, you stupid piece of shit. And I'm talking to you, Debbie.

Speaker: And then you got Pena, who's going to fucking blast my man with another fucking weirdo that, you know, may or may not be a fucking pedophile. You know what? I'm going to stay away from the other subject out of respect for you, Tony. You can do it with a pedophile.

Speaker: that fucking weirdo that was in that pedal and Penia's fucking YouTube or half broadcast that was calling you a bad father and - Oh, let me find out who's a pedophile. Oh God. I mean, look at him. I doubt that. Penia just won't sit there and agree like a little bitch because that's what you are. I've heard a person, I'm like, I ain't gonna name you. I ain't gonna name you. I don't need to name you. Let me throw this out because

Speaker: People like to do the guilty by association shit. I think I said the biggest example of why I think it's bullshit. Kanye was there when that man said what he said about me being a father. Kanye was there when that man said what he said about me being a father. Kanye was there when that man said what he said about me being a father. Kanye was there when that man said what he said about me being a father. Kanye was there when that man said what he said about me being a father. Kanye was there when that man said what he said about me being a father. Kanye was there when that man said what he said about me being a father.

Speaker: I'm keep saying this. I'm tired of it and it's weak and it's lame. It tells me you won't work for the person you got a problem with, but you're going to go after everybody that's around. I think it's shitty. Okay. Okay. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let me put this out there. Go. Actually, you know what, baby? Come here.

Speaker: It's really not, I'm trying to find an unbiased opinion, but my kids are here and my girlfriend's here and I could ask Jeff, but Jeff and I have 25 years. And, and I feel like as much as Jeff and I, you know, go back and forth and just fucking crush each other's balls. Oh yeah. Hey, can I ask you a question? If somebody was talking shit about me,

Speaker: Would you stick up for me or let them talk shit? There's technically two answers to that. He said depends on what they're talking about. Well, there's technically two answers to that.

Speaker: If, if, if, if somebody said that, that that's really not a good, this is really not a good example. No, it's not. No, but there's technically two answers. The first answer, the first answer to your question that you just asked cash is yes, I'm going to listen to them and wait until they finish. Then I'm on their ass. Listening to them is one thing.

Speaker: Yeah. Listening to him and ignoring, that's bad. That's what I just blamed for. Listening to... I'm not trying to say nothing. I get blamed for that a lot. Listening to... All right, try not to yell. Try not to be loud. I know you're the answer. I'm not even going to put me in this equation. Who's somebody that's not your best friend that you consider a friend? A friend of me.

Speaker: Jen. Okay. So if somebody was talking shit about Jen and putting her down in front, like to you, and what would you do? Tell them how I really felt. I've been in this situation before. Okay. And then I broke my thumb because I beat her up at the bar. Then there you go.

Speaker: That's me trying to, that's literally me trying to break it down and make it as simple as possible without leading, as lawyers would say, leading the witness.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I mean, until you watch out for an errand for that night. I beat a girl up for talking shit about my friend. No, you know, at the end of the day, if people want to be a keyboard warrior and talk shit like some people do, that's just sad. It's sad. You go face the person, you mad at it. That's it. It wasn't a keyboard situation. And this is what happened. No, no, no, no. I'm talking about what just happened. Yeah.

Speaker: No, it wasn't, it wasn't a keyboard situation. And this is the thing. And this is what makes me the bad guy, because as much as people try to tell me in terms of you, this is directly at you. I'm talking to you right now. You want a blast. Shut up, Jeff. Nobody likes people.

Speaker: I'm sticking up for Tony. You're like, fuck you. Go ahead, go ahead. As much as these motherfuckers want to get in Tony's ear and they want to be like, let's not your friend. Click this, click this, click that. Oh, nonsense, what nonsense. The one motherfucker. I'm not actually, I'm not the one because I know smoke feels the exact same way I feel about this situation.

Speaker: if it would have been, if it would have been this motherfucker talking all that bullshit, all that craziness on my life, I'd have let him speak his mind. And then I would have fucking destroyed him. He was the kid. Absolutely, absolutely destroyed him. I wouldn't have sat there going, I wouldn't have sat there going, yep, uh -huh, uh -huh, yeah, yeah, Tony, yeah, he is, yeah, he is. And then, and then, and then, be given the opportunity

Speaker: to come on our show and you were too afraid to come on our show but be given a platform by Tony to air out your grievances. And Tony stepped down, Tony stepped down, you stepped down and you let me and him go and talk. And I spoke my mind. And for that motherfucker the very next day to start talking some bullshit

Speaker: to start talking some bullshit. Screen record, hey, hey, hey, lurkers, screen record this, because if you're screen recording it, you're fake as fuck, because I'm gonna say what I'm gonna have to say, and I'm not gonna delete it. And it's not slander, and it's not defamation of character, because if you really wanna talk about it, sunshine, you have a history. So screen record that. And the person I'm talking about,

Speaker: you should probably be deported. Because ain't no motherfucker coming up on this podcast. I'm going to talk shit about Jeff and or Tony or smoke. Or cam. Outside of ribbing. Outside of ribbing. Outside of busting somebody's balls. If you're going to be serious. Why would you say he's supposed to be deported? He's not supposed to be deported. I mean. Castrate.

Speaker: He was born over there. It just says he just has it in his descendancy. That's where you're wrong. I know here. I know where he was born. I have nothing to do with how I feel. Regardless, if you're going to be able to. These are my personal feelings. Yeah. If you're going to be a piece of shit. Because at the end of the day, at the end of the day, you're a bitch. I was just called to spade a spade. You're a bitch. Because at the end of the day, you hide behind your hand and you hide behind your keyboard.

Speaker: And Tony and I have talked a lot about this with knuckleheads and everything else. At the end of the day, your keyboard and your camera, your best friends. No, I'm sorry. No, it's true. Your girl is part of me. Your girl is part of me, I'm gonna say. I know, I'm gonna say something.

Speaker: She started me on this and I have never been nothing but nice to her. I have never been nothing but nice to her. Until now, I've never seen you say anything bad about her. I have seen her comments. I've ignored them and I have talked to you privately. It's bullshit. Well, because you did when I was talking smack about me. There's somebody who's talking smack about you. Yeah. I've throat punch that motherfucker out. I'm a candidate.

Speaker: You know, that's the thing that kills me is like it's it's it's the same group of motherfuckers

Speaker: That's what I'm getting from everybody. And I'm just speaking for me individually. You've got a problem with a couple of them. I'm just going to speak for me personally. Right. This is what I know. There's a few of them. We've got a problem that have come up and said something.

Speaker: I know where you coming from on that. I don't even know if she was talking or not. Yeah, but here's my problem. Here's my problem. Yes, Chris says a bunch of dumb shit, but let's be honest. 90 % of it is an act. I've had this rant. People be saying shit. People want to say what they want to say. Do what they want to do. They don't care what anybody thinks about it or when they say it or who hears them. That's the issue we got. Motherfuckers running their mouths.

Speaker: Yeah, because you couldn't do that. You couldn't do that back in the day. Because if we were on the playground, we were talking shit. We'd be afraid. We'd be fine. But if keyboard and a couple thousand miles away, you think you're safe or not? But at the end of the day, I came up on this podcast. I came up on this fucking podcast. And I said, you know what? And I didn't need to because I wasn't the bad guy.

Speaker: I didn't do anything wrong. I stood up for Tony D. I stuck up for Tony. Am I wrong? Did I not pick up for you? And be 100 % honest. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not that guy. I want you to be honest. I'm not sucking up to nothing. And I'm gonna tell you, like I told them, if everybody just started running their mouths at each other, who would have half of these fucking problems? People can't fuck up. And I say they don't care.

Speaker: I can't control that because everybody wants to emphasize freedom of speech. I watch what I say. You see me fucking people, but you don't see me going at people. When somebody comes to me, I will go back at them. I'm not going at their friends. I'm not going at the platform. I'm going at what they ask. Just like I went at Kevin. Just like I went at James. Just like I went at Blake. You ain't hearing me saying nothing about their friends. I went directly at them.

Speaker: And that's the damn problem people got. I ain't ever gone to anybody who's ever not come at me. And the crazy part about Blaze, that was the one that says we had a problem since. Yeah, I ain't never gone to anybody who didn't come at me. I stuck up for you. And like I said, 100 % Tony D, I've never asked for anything but honesty from you guys. And Jeff, this can go out to you too.

Speaker: Chris gives me a lot of shit about everything. But if he ever stepped over one, I know I could calm like, dude, that was fucked up. He can't do that. He checked the fuck out of me. My bad. My bad. It'll never happen again. I've checked myself. So we came up here on this podcast. We came up here on this podcast, on this show.

Speaker: And I said, look, I was sticking up for Tony D. I'm going to be the bigger man. I'm going to squash it. I'm going to end it. I don't want nothing to do with you motherfuckers. I know we're running though, but let me go ahead and speak on that. No, we're fucking. We're going. Probably the problem that you would hurt out right now.

Speaker: came from that one time we was on restream and she said that shit and it pissed you off. That's the problem you two have right now. Because you did say you were gonna say that she wasn't gonna say that when she came in at restream and it triggered your ass. Remember that shit? We was trying to figure something out. Remember that one? I know, I don't, I don't have, this is the thing, this is the thing, Tony, I'm gonna be 100 % honest with you right now. I'm drinking. I know. Okay. Okay.

Speaker: I have no **** actually, you know what **** it. I'm just going to be brutally honest. I don't give a **** if this ****

Speaker: No, I, you know what, I'll say it. Considering that she's lumping me in as one of the quote unquote jokers. No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not talking about her. I am. I know, I know that her work. I know where I am. I know that her we're talking about. Well, I do. And again, and again, out of respect for Tony, I'm not going to put her name out there. Like, I don't, I don't do your thing. I, I,

Speaker: From Jump Street, I supported you. I liked it. I thought it was cool. But you came at me first. You came at me first. That's the problem. That's the problem nowadays, is people come after people, and then they get butt hurt when you come back. Yes. And you came at me first. And even after, I said, and I did this on our show. I walked up and a sucker punched him, and then being mad because he beat the shit out of me.

Speaker: Yeah, and I said this on our show. I said this on our show. I said this on this platform. I said, you know what? Maybe I was wrong. I'm going to apologize. Y 'all do your thing. I don't want nothing but the best for you guys. And we're going to do our thing. Right? And that was that. But then we still got these three goofy ass bozo looking ass motherfuckers that still want to keep

Speaker: our name and I say our name because this is our show as much as we joke and as much as you guys give me **** about this. My show and I do everything. This is our show. Once again, once again, we started this and and we never really said who's show it is. We just said, this is our **** This is this is all us. Uh yeah. And and Tony's in that as well. This is our show. We we

Speaker: brought Tony into that fold and and if if you can't keep our names out your mouth when you're talking **** I will **** you myself. It's not it's it's not even a matter of that. It's a matter of you know, I wasn't in the wrong and what I did. I don't feel like I was in the wrong and I've had several people tell me I wasn't in the wrong and what I did because I was sticking up for Tony. You've had people tell you that.

Speaker: You know, some people, but I was sticking up for Tony. And you know what? And I said, you know what? My bad. I made a mistake. My apologies. You do your thing. I'm going to do my thing. And Tony, I know you've seen me physically bite my fucking tongue. Yes, I have. On multiple occasions. But these same motherfuckers want to keep playing games.

Speaker: I don't have time for games, which is why the only time I'm really online is work in this. I'm sorry, but I'm not about these online games. I'm not about your keyboard warriors. I'm not about your screen recordings. I'm not about your video recordings or anything else like that. That's not the world I live in. And for me to continuously be the bigger person

Speaker: and watch tony and tony d this is what kills me to watch you constantly apologize when we don't do anything we don't bring them up we don't talk about them we just do our shit and they want to get mad or some silly ass shit nah nah i'm past that fuck y 'all fuck y 'all fuck you fuck you and fuck you

Speaker: and for some dumb bitch to come in here and constantly comment and say some dumb ass shit for no fucking reason when I ain't never had no problem with you. When I have no problem with you, I ain't never had no problem with you. And then you want to constantly come in here on our show and post some dumb shit? Well, fuck you. I hope you are miserable. I hope you are lonely. And at the end of the day, I hope an alligator eats your face.

Speaker: No, because if your life is so dull that you have to watch us and and berate us over something we said in passing 90 % of the time a joke and For you to take it serious. Fuck you. You've got no life And I'm gonna go ahead and say this Tony Dean at the end of the day Single Relationship whatever you're where whatever you are in your life right now wherever you are

Speaker: whoever you talking to, I ultimately, at the end of the day, I want you to be happy, bro. For real. Hello. More than anything in this world, I want you to be happy. I want you to find peace. And I don't care who it's with. You can come on this show. You can come on the show Saturday night and say, boys. I'm making a cello bottle. Michael.

Speaker: I've seen the videos of just telling you, you don't want to hear Saturday night. Well, not Saturday night, because he's telling me he's going to get out of his house, man. Tony and I are getting out of our houses. We're doing things. But he's going to come on here Monday and he's going to say, God damn it, look, I'm in love. And he'll be like, oh yeah? He'll be like, yep, I was at Build -A -Bear.

Speaker: And I'd be like, bro, if you're happy, you're happy. I'm happy for you. You're happy to know it. You think I'm going to say what? Or he's going to say, Breh, I went to the wilderness in Scotland. Hey, leave Scotland the fuck alone. Where Ireland were. And I fell in love with the cryptid.

Speaker: And I'm gonna say if you're happy, that's all that fucking matters. That's all that matters. I'm gonna go find somebody. Don't get on me if I go find mine. That's what I'm saying. Go find someone happy. If you come in and you say you're dating a dude, as unlikely as that is, we're gonna be like, that's great, man. I'm happy for you. You can tell me you're dating a fucking, uh, Nikon RX1. I don't think that was a real hard job. It was RX1.

Speaker: I don't know, I'm just sorry, car guys, for listening. And Tony's happy and he's in love, I don't give a fuck. Jeff, if your wife leaves you for Jean -Luc Pierre and you're like, goddamn it, Glick, you've been busting my balls all these months and you was right, and now I'm married to Consuela, my housekeeper, and she's the best thing that's ever happened. No, in all seriousness, my wife and I have never been stronger, so.

Speaker: No, it comes down to I love your wife and your wife loves me, but we also hate each other. Yeah, it's a love -hate relationship. You love her, she hates you. I will fight that bitch. I will fistfight that bitch. You know what? That's actually something I want to see because that woman can throw down.

Speaker: I'm gonna hit it with a glitz stunner. I'm gonna stick my thumb in her butthole. The first time I've had it from in my butthole. It comes down to, like I said, at the end of the day, the only thing that three of us actually care about is that the other two were happy. Of course.

Speaker: you know, and whether you're dating Billy Bob or you're dating the gas pump down the fucking road or you're dating, you know, whoever. It's not even that. It's not even a dating thing or anything like that. Me personally, I just want you guys to be happy. And that's why I really try not to

Speaker: You know, pry. Jeff, you don't do shit outside of this podcast, outside of work. I made two TikToks naming the podcast, by the way. How cool were they? I mean, they were all right. Tony Diaz. That one's gotten tons of views. Tony Diaz everywhere. Yeah. And Tony, whether you believe it or not, or whether anybody else, ding you got now.

Speaker: Who's got now whether you believe it or not? I? Want to see you prosper and all honesty if you guys stepped out of this podcast And I know you guys don't like promote the podcast or share the podcast or anything like that but if you guys stepped out of this podcast and And you went a different way

Speaker: I would promote you guys and share you guys and wanna watch you succeed more than this podcast. And that's like Rocky and Blacktop and Rumspringer over and out, formerly known as Rumspringer. And you're all like, that's me. And there was people that I used to be cool with that I would promote. And even some people, Lenny P.

Speaker: We weren't cool, but I still promoted her shit and I still pushed her because she lived in this fantasy world where she was more important than what she really was. So I still pushed her and I still shared her and I still told people. But I've always put, and I guess that's where I'm the bad guy. I guess it's where I'm the bad guy and that's where I falter.

Speaker: I've always put everybody ahead of me. And this is my baby. This is our show, but this is my baby. And I fight that shit every day. If you have died, how do you think you will die? How do I think I would die? Well, eventually, Tony and Jeff are going to make me shoot myself in the face.

Speaker: because have you listened to the podcast? You better not have. I'm going to Kurt Cobain myself. The greatest song that Kurt Cobain ever wrote was click, click, boom. How am I going to die outside of suicide?

Speaker: I died outside of suicide. How would I die?

Speaker: Yeah, like, not telling yourself. I don't know, but I know what's gonna happen at your funeral. I feel like... I feel like if I died outside... He's gonna be fighting a grizzly bear. Because you're drunk and you went, I could fight that fucking thing.

Speaker: First and foremost, I know I cannot. Leo, Leo, I caught this. First and foremost, I cannot fight a grizzly bear. It's a black bear. That's what I'm saying, but you'll mistake a grizzly bear for a black bear and go fight with it. No, I feel like if I died outside of natural causes that wasn't suicide, it would be me sticking up for somebody that I didn't know and need to protect

Speaker: Jeff would die because he ate too many Big Macs. Jeff would die fighting a grizzly bear because I tried these two laces together. Jeff's like, there's a grizzly bear. Fuck you Glick, I'll have to be faster over.

Speaker: Jeff's last image is me going, fuck you. Wow. That's only one. Can you bring me another one and not shake it up?

Speaker: You said, bring me a beer. I mean, you're like, why? You're dead, too. Here you go. He was like, I don't know how you're going to die. I just figured out how you're going to die. You're going to shake up that beer, and I'm going to open it, and it'll get killed by the bottle cap. Kesha's like, I know how you're going to die by me, because I'm going to kill you. And he's got my beer bottle over his hand, and he's shaking his fucking life out of it. Like, he's giving my beer bottle, shaking babies. I'm going to get a little bit.

Speaker: Well, Tony, Tony, but as usual, we ran over. That's me and Leonard. Tony D, would you like to educate Cash on who your Green Lantern character is? Yeah, but he wants to. OK, if you don't know. That's John Stewart. He was a Green Lantern after Howard Jordan. He was a Marine after he has his own Green Lantern movie.

Speaker: He is the Green Lantern. After Hal Jordan. After Hal Jordan. That, in my opinion, ladies and gentlemen, if you will, spoiler alert, as some of you would say, John Stewart, the original Green Lantern, and the best Green Lantern. I don't know about that. I can't really speak much on Green Lantern. Hal Jordan. Hal Jordan was, dude, come on, man. Hal Jordan.

Speaker: Really? What was wrong with him? Nothing. That's what I said. I said he is the original Green Lantern and the best Green Lantern. Hal Jordan? He was a rookie Green Lantern for Earthlings. He was the first human. Yeah, he was the first human. I'm sorry. I meant John Stewart. He had learning curves where John Stewart

Speaker: John Stewart didn't have a learning curve. He didn't have a learning curve, yeah. No, he didn't. So I'll have Jordan's mistakes and learn from them. I'm sorry. You can't defend this. John Stewart was, in my opinion, the best Green Lantern. I'm not disagreeing. Like I said, I can't really speak intelligently about Green Lantern series. OK, OK. Wait a second. Before you get into this debate.

Speaker: Not really debate, because I have... How Jordan John Stewart, who is better? You're asking me? I'm asking you. I can't. I can't. I can't. Honestly, I've never read a Green Lantern comic book. Watch the movies. I've the only movie I saw was the Ryan Reynolds one. And he was out. Watch the damn animated movies on HBO. I can't watch animated movies. I'm still trying to watch that Harley Quinn animated series Chris told me about.

Speaker: I can't watch it because every time I'm watching it, the kids barging and I can't watch it. You can't watch it with kids. I've learned that in the first five seconds of the show. Do you have HBO Max or no? What? Do you have HBO Max? I have to HBO Max. So I'm sorry. No, no. Are you getting that? Are you getting that?

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Speaker: Chris technician no Have I had enough fear to do? My lady comes to bed yes, but as a guy who As as a guy who read the green lantern comic first flight beware of my power and the animated series

Speaker: The animated series was on Netflix. It's actually pretty fucking good. This is the one that's on HBO. Yeah, those are them. The animated series is actually a good TV series. They will show you more images of different colors on the animated series. That's why they can make so many fucking movies. I see.

Speaker: It's just hard for me to watch animated The dude watch the watching animated DC is it's it's actually really good I'm actually waiting a couple of days, but I'm actually getting ready to start the third season of Ted lasso Because that shows fucking awesome But it only plays on Apple TV

Speaker: So I have to get Apple TV again for a month or so. What's the name of it? Ted Lasso. It's about American football coach. He coaches like high school or college ball and he gets hired by a.

Speaker: Premier League soccer team in the UK. And he turns around, it's actually really good. And the dude from, I can't remember his name, Chris, you'll know his name. He's the guy that did that movie with Jennifer Aniston where they were smuggling drugs across the border in an RV with Billy Roberts knees. And God damn it, I can't remember what it's called. I think I know what you're talking about. Ted Lassen, I'll tell you his name.

Speaker: Jason Sadakas, Sadakas, Sadakas? Yeah. Do you know temples in it as well? Yeah, this dude. It's an amazing show. It's very funny, very good. The lady that did the shame walk in Game of Thrones, she plays the owner of the football team, football club. That was a cool ass scene. We shouldn't do that damn walk. I couldn't believe we did this shit.

Speaker: the woman that's behind her ringing the bell that's a 12 giant woman she's the she's the owner of the team and she is smoking work her name is hannah wedding hair

Speaker: I don't know how tall she is. This is the woman. She's good looking. And I don't know how tall she is. She's actually only 48. How tall is she? I need to go back to you. Hannah. Hannah Whattingham. How tall?

Speaker: She's only 5 '11". She like towers over Jason Sadakas.

Speaker: Um, uh, drinking, uh, Budweiser or not Budweiser, uh, German imports, bit burgers, bit burgers, about a 12 pack man alive. Uh, if you drink, if you're doing imported beers, be ready to pay out the ass about a 12 pack of bit burger, which is a German beer. We just had that discussion.

Speaker: $25 for a 12 bag Mind you mind you I can buy a case of I Can buy a case of Miller light 16 ounce bottles For $22 cuz it's late No Okay, we'll go ahead and hit you with this Budweiser

Speaker: Case of Budweiser, $23. These are full -fledged imported German beers. That's why I bought them Saturday. And you can milk them because they're very expensive. Well, they're also very delicious.

Speaker: I'm going to work nice Monday. What? What? I don't know. Are you talking on camera? No, Nikki's on her bullshit. What bullshit?

Speaker: And bullshit's gonna get orifices filled. All of them. Yeah, they are. I didn't even do that a lot. Hashtag, yeah, we really didn't. Hashtag, yeah, they are. Do I need to go live? Do I need to go live when I introduce myself to my neighbors? Just so you can be like... Oh, 100%.

Speaker: Just so I can sit there. Yeah, you did I'll be like I'll be like old boy from bad boys. I fuck you bitch

Speaker: Pulls all those fake bad stuff for Brown. I feel like I should go in there and do it to myself tomorrow, try to get home from work. Yeah, I was going to say, probably do it sober. Should I wear an extra medium shirt? Oh, 100%. Yeah, and my cowboy boots. Maybe I put my gun on my hip, like Wyatt Earp. Yeah. Get your boots out.

Speaker: All you gotta do is go on Amazon

Speaker: You want to pay the shipping, international shipping? That's what I was going to say. You can have them shipped correctly to me. We'll put it on our Facebook page so somebody can find for you. That way it comes with another claim. I'll put an Amazon wish list with crutes and headlights. And like little bells or like plastic spurs for the back.

Speaker: I do real spurs. Headlights and spurs. Headlights, spurs, and crews. I'm going to put on the Amazon. And like I said, Jeff, you don't have to have them shipped to you and send them to me. I know. You can have them shipped directly to me. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm just saying. Dude, I swear to God, if I get a pair of three. I literally just, I literally, one of the girls at work, she's getting ready to go on maternity leave and they sent out her Amazon wish list so we could all buy something. Yeah. I told my wife, I said, look, this woman, I talked to this woman like 15 times a week because if I need something done on processing Zen, I have to go to her. So like, I need to keep this woman happy

Speaker: buy the biggest thing on there. So we bought the stroller. Yeah, in your wife's name. In your wife's name. No, my wife was like, is this OK? And she sent me a picture of a, I guess it's a stroller. She wanted it. It doubles as a car. Car, buddy, I love you. Like the wheels actually go into itself and becomes a car seat. It's kind of cool. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. So we bought that. Night. Night, buddy, I love you.

Speaker: And I should make sure it has a big card from Jeff. Because I want my shit done before everybody else's. Which gets back on maternity leave. Which is like... I got, what, eight weeks? It's like eight or twenty weeks, depending.

Speaker: Well, it's up to 20 weeks. It depends on if she's W2 or if she's a 1099. If she's 1099, she can take as much fucking time as she wants. If she's a W2, I think it's up to 18 weeks. And I'm like, oh, God, I hope she's a W2. Well, she's got the dog bed. That's not like she uses it.

Speaker: seven my face. Yeah, it's on in the show. Yeah. I'm about to spit some words here. Spit some words here, Jeffrey. Somebody in here talking shit again. You're gonna love me in with somebody. I got some asshole talking. I got some asshole talking shit behind me.

Speaker: she left. I'm good. Tony, what are you doing? This is the most holding ass. Dude, you go. I sit myself for three hours. You insist on going over. I'm getting ready for bed.

Speaker: Oh, he doesn't actually have his camera off. That's his dick. And he's got the tattoo of the green lantern on it. That's what you're saying. He's just watching my GG porn and drinking off. I have to know I'm not stupid. No, he does that after the show. You do not have to be here. No, no.

Speaker: I said I was going to leave after a year. I'm going to stick around. You said you were going to leave this podcast? I was going to leave after a year. I was going to give it a shot and try to make something else.

Speaker: And I was like, I didn't think I was going to be here this long. So you were using us as a stepping stone? I mean, I think it was the monkeys that said, I'm not your stepping stone, Tony. Oh, my God. Tony was using the chair. It was a little serious that said, don't tread on me.

Speaker: Tony D. Tony D. was using the goat, the chicken, the champ as a pedestal. Chris, that actually sounds good. But Chris Technician said Dr. Pepper has strawberry and cream. Trust me. I'm in. Hold on.

Speaker: Chris Technician also said, why are you playing with your pecker, Tony? I'm not playing with that. That's Chris Technician. I heard him. You didn't hear him. You read him. There is a cherry vanilla, Jim Bean, I think it is. Oh, hell no. Yep. Nikki told me today. She tagged me.

Speaker: Facebook and she's like I need this in my life and you know what I did Like the boy any good boyfriend would do you want to boy? Well, no, I started looking for who had it in my area so that I could buy it I missed it. I was talking Kevin. Not yet. I but I will find it and I will buy it

Speaker: $106, $106 for 12 pack. Hey, I have a question. Have you guys seen in the stores yet the new monster drink? It's called Beast. No. It's alcohol based. It's basically tastes like monster, but it has alcohol in it. And I can't find it yet. That's going to be great for these video gamers because that's all they drink is energy drinks.

Speaker: Right. Well, I drink two of them a day for work to kind of keep me alert and focused because I have a... I don't know if they're out yet or they're coming out, but they're having a new one. It looks like the same can, but instead of the

Speaker: slashes, it's an eye. And it says beast. And I'm totally in because if it tastes like these monsters, I'm in. I'll drink the shit out of that. But if it's got caffeine in it too, that's kind of like Red Bull and vodka. I'm out. Caffeine and alcohol and energy drink. The only people that do energy drinks are video gamers. I do energy drinks every day to them. Well, you sit in front of a computer all day. I kind of put you in the same category. Smaller bucket. 14 quarter pounders.

Speaker: Big Macs, Christopher, Big Macs, let's be honest, they're Big Macs. 14 Big Macs and 13 energy drinks a day. And ladies and gentlemen, it's not just any energy drink. It's Mexican energy drink. No, they're 16 hours. Shut up.

Speaker: T -O -U -T -O -U -N -G. I am not taking spelling advice from you. Wait. Wait.

Speaker: Oh, speaking of point, have you gotten to, uh, how far have you gotten through? I don't know where we're at season three, season four. Jessica drained the trucker and the band, the werewolves are there. And it's not season two season three. And that's crazy woman.

Speaker: Yeah, season three. Bill's stuck with the crazy guy. I don't know what season four. Baby. Yeah? I was going to say Nicky on that one. I don't know. Nicky on that one. I was going to say season two is with that crazy lady that vibrates.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They killed that bitch. Yeah. They killed that bitch. In the best way, in the best way possible. Oh, Sam. Sam is bull. And then the other season I don't like is you haven't gotten to it yet, but it's the season of Lilith. With Lilith. What?

Speaker: It's it's I think it's season five Lillith she's quote -unquote the first vampire The Queen is is it me or she kind of hot but she's kind of weird She likes to play Yahtzee what's up with that?

Speaker: for hours and days. But she's got a dope. First and foremost, you should have never even seen the first step of the first season. He has access to it. He watches it on his TV. Worst thing I ever did was put the TV in the kitchen.

Speaker: I don't know. They have all the streaming services in there. Yeah. Because it's the TV that was in my room when I got a bigger TV for my room. My old TV in there. I think that's I think we're on season two. Nikki's ignoring me now. All right. I'm at the four hour mark. I'm about to cut this short. Gentlemen, you enjoy yourselves. Yeah, I gotta get going too. I gotta get to bed. I got it. I mean. I literally. Literally. She's been up since four o 'clock this morning.

Speaker: I'm not using that beer. I'm not using that beer. I'm not using that beer. I'm not using that beer. I'm not using that beer. I'm not using that beer. I'm not using that beer. I'm not using that beer.

Speaker: Tony will make a whole ass Twitch video or Twitch live about me and delete it. Well, he's shipping water to Ohio for him. Uh, because the water is contaminated by that train. We have water. No, I'm just. Oh, God.

Speaker: I will catch you all next time. I don't think I'll be here Saturday, so it'll probably be Monday. You know what, Tony? Go, go, do, go, go live your life, man. Go have fun this weekend. No, I should be. Like I said, this isn't the plan. I'm not trying to go out there. I will catch you fuckers later. Everybody out there. Mother had you. Mother made you motherfucker. Nicky, take care.

Speaker: Asking about Lilith what she thinks about the Lilith care that I needed I

Speaker: Is that all you needed? Jeff wants to know what you think about Willa. I don't like her. I don't even. Nobody does. I don't think anybody does. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. No. You could have just texted me that. Wow. Wow. Somebody's got an attitude. Honeymoon's over. I told you that this too shall pass. Yeah, you're in trouble. Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker: We'll see. That's a big game. That's about all she does is talk. Domino's has cheesy tater toaster. Okay. Yeah, they've had those for a while. I get them down here. I don't order pizza a lot. And when I do order a pizza, it's a little,

Speaker: I know I like thumbnails, especially since they revamped everything. Yeah. Um, Little Caesar. It's like cardboard. Yeah. It's basically he works. We used to eat it all the day. Nobody asked you, Kevin. Yeah. But no.

Speaker: All right, Jeff, let's end this. Yeah, that's about it. The beer was almost gone. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. As always, we're back Saturday. I'm bringing over some nonsensical nonsense. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Oh shit. What are we eating the show with, man? Uh,

Speaker: It's been a hot minute Dude you got so much shit on here. Oh there it is Appreciate y 'all listen appreciate y 'all hanging out

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Speaker: This is, uh, it's been a hot minute since we played this. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for spares into the wind and she commutes with the dead

Speaker: Ate the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, mother in the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever No, spirit in the earth Give me a new word Make me a guideline

Speaker: The eyes look gone and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked right to leave It's a left to back again

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.

Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key, all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.

Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: I'm all over in the sky Take this life and fight I wanna live forever And now Spirit in the earth Give me whatever Make me a guideline

Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Oh, Blacktop Mojo, Wicked Woman. It's been a hot minute since we played. You know, Jeff missed the old shit show part and I did. I did. However, we're Kevin is really getting into drawing and we're looking at a couple of things to actually help you. I baited you.

Speaker: I know you did. Here, let me show you something real quick. Hey, hey, hey. I want you to tell Kevin to draw this. No, he's actually, he's actually really good. And if you can't draw this, what if you tell him to draw D's? Hold on. He actually did a really decent, this is freehand.

Speaker: I'm also learning how to do like muscles and stuff. Yeah, he's learning how to do all muscles and actually how to draw figures. Yeah. Tell him to draw the great wood. A great dish of all time. Nobody's got that much paper. Because my head is too big.

Speaker: I'm the one who said it first and foremost. What? Nobody likes you. That's why your boyfriend's gay. That's why your boyfriend doesn't like you.

Speaker: I'm trying to find out this guy, this guy does, this guy we're watching, Kevin and I are watching on TikTok. He does really good work. Well, anywho, thank you guys, Wilson. Thank you guys for hanging out. With that being said, Tony doesn't told you all. Kevin. Deuces. That's all you have to say to me out there.

Speaker: Why he plays tiktok loudest in the background. Yeah, I'm just gonna mute his mic. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys right now. We appreciate it. It'll Saturday night. Be good or be good at it. Goodbye motherfuckers. Hit the button.

Speaker: Alright, here's a button. I said here's a button. God damn it. Awkward silence.