Talking Shttt: Dads Worldwide

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Speaker: than We are talking shit. ah We have a couple of guests tonight, and we're going to jump in here in a second. But before we do so, who else is on that network with us, Mark? A bunch of other people.

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Speaker: mondays we have we have men caring for men it's um men's mental health show ah they dive into you know problems that men have these days and you know they're tired of the stereotypes tuesday we have jeff's garage where you know if it has a motor or if it fits in a garage so talk about talking about it Wednesdays we have WTF what the fuck news they find their weirdest stuff in the news and they report on it Thursday is us of course talking shit Fridays ah When he has a guest and I believe I think he's booked up. I'm not sure if he has one tomorrow or not. I haven't heard um it's a

Speaker: legal house i'm used right i was getting there i had to think of the i will see okay i he where he has music guests on there and he talks and you know they bullshit basically and they drink we do that ah yeah um

Speaker: like how some use it they want you to have video. Your video has to have a person on it. And please keep your pants up. And everyone, and I mean, everyone is invited to be a part of the open door challenge. Yeah. Brian does it every time he's drunk. So whatever. I don't know what you're talking about. um And then Sundays used to be Jarvis Podcast, but right now it's in the works of being shuffled up and rebranded and all this other fun stuff. so Sweet. And that is nonenical Nonsense Go Nonsense, or Nonsense Go Network. Jesus Christ. I only messed up once. And and then tonight we have two dudes that have their show

Speaker: on Facebook and YouTube, right? And wherever else you find podcasts. And their show is called what? Come on. That's worldwide. That's worldwide. These you probably don't even remember the name of it. Are these guys old? and Are they like mine? Are they are a our age, our age? Oh, dumbass. And they still talk about their kids. They must like their kids or something. but Well, they probably had their kids a lot later than what we did. So. But we're going to bring them on. First off, we're going to bring Tony on because, well, I want to make Brendan wait a few minutes. I'm so glad. Brendan always gets to be a party one who has forgotten to put the.

Speaker: pictures back on the screen as the intro is playing. I've done that so many times. Thank you. So johnny here's the thing. I don't have anything to do with us. All I do is I click a link and and I do what Mark tells me to do. Mark handles everything else. He doesn't do shit on the show. ah he just he's He's supposed to be, you know, he's the talker. so No, I'm still at, I'm still at Love Motorsports, guys. Yeah. So goodbye something from him. He needs the money. I mean, uh, we broke right now. So come see me. Well, maybe you get the other promotion or whatever. I have to wait and see what happens there. My guy. Okay. Well, so Tony, how did, how did you become a part of the, Oh, wait, wait, I guess we should. we Yeah, we should. like yeah Okay. You sure you don't want to leave them in the closet some more i sleep already. He'll never come out of the closet.

Speaker: but Hey, at least this time he has the people in his basement quiet. but ah No, yeah, they're quiet. They're quiet. Yeah. Don't use the belt. It leaves a breeze. Sorry. Oh, man. and to do Yeah, you got to use it. What is it? it It's an orange and a sock. And then you just so eat sock and an orange. you're Really nice and orange. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take the bar couple sope out. Sorry. a Couple of tangerines. Well, listen, it doesn't leave a bruise. So then when you get it, they're not getting out. So come on. I don't care about bruising. So so my first question has got to be, guys, ah first of all, how are you both doing?

Speaker: I'll let you take that, Brennan, because I know how I'm doing. Tony feels like a bag of smashed assholes right now. He is correct. Yeah, i'm doing ah today was not a bad day. I yeah i only wanted to kill one person. It's good. bad I like a bag of shit. You're right. is it is it from ah Is it from drinking or is it from... I was facing the kids. What's going on? but No, I just had an ass kicker of a day. I had two jobs to do today instead of one and got off late and it was like 95 according to the heat index, but I'm pretty sure it was like a armpit of hell 200. I'm just guesstimating here, but yeah, it was ah it was a rough one. So I'm drinking now because it's one of the little pleasures I have in life left.

Speaker: that's gets up in the morning and decides that it's going to be a million outside. I literally was putting gas on a machine today in a sweat, sweaty downpour and felt like, dude, I really need to change all my clothes right now. It was, it was horrendous. Brian, if you had hair, you wouldn't sweat as bad. yeah My hair would stink. Well, you wear a hat. So

Speaker: anyway

Speaker: toton lord how long would you have a naman if you fair oh if i did what now if you would you have a newoman haircut if you had hair like would you be new and on top yeah would you be bald on top i had ah I had a little crop circle going on in the back and it really bugs me every time. It bugs me every time I would sit in front of someone or somebody would stand up behind me. I always felt like they were just Staring at my fucking bald spot and i I couldn't do it no more. Oh, yeah Wait, you go to the way to go to the cash register. One of those uh, those uh, You know the the camera goes to hit you right on top of the head I was like good about by like full mane of hair and then yeah, and then I looked up and like shot um yeah spot with salucinated Industrial lighting above yeah yeah, I was like I could see scalp is this is This is not happening When you look up there and you go, who the fuck is that? yeah What register am I looking at right now? Oh, wait, that's me. They've got casino level cameras in the freaking grocery store now. yeah Tell me inflation's not real. They're looking at your license plate as you walk out.

Speaker: yeah I know I didn't pay for those hamburger buns. I know it. You get back in there, I want your 269. That's a lot of money. Dude, I remember when we used to be able to go to the store, ah when we were younger, like our parents would give out their age. Listen, my parents would give me the $10 food stamp coupon. And I would go buy a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, a video game, a blanket, a pair of shoes, ah some cigarettes for my stepdad.

Speaker: And now they have all these high tech video cameras and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck I can do now. And you get changed back too. Yeah, exactly. yeah Like real money. Like like my my my stepdad would send me in and he'd be like, hey, take this $5 coupon. It was ah it was the food stamp coupon. Does anybody remember those books? oh yeah Before the EBT card. Yeah, for the eightyp cards I think they should keep doing that, man. I think i don't think they should ever stop. My stepdad would hand me one and he'd say, hey, go in there and buy a Granny Smith apple. Just one, one apple. It was like 28 cents. Oh yeah. He wanted, he wanted the cash. Bring me all the change. Yeah. Nice.

Speaker: ah yeah you so lie dog you that's how window throw the marble red in his lipsp yeah that's how we end up that's how we ended up with gas a lot of times we'd start to run low and okay go by ah oh pack a gum for twenty five cents you know have somebody else go in and do it and you know that was back when it was like what eighty five cents you Yeah, just before it was before the military when it was when gas was super cheap because when I joined the military, it was a dollar. I was like, what the hell is going on? I was buying i was buying i had a diesel Jetta when I left the military. I got it because it was 50 miles to the gallon.

Speaker: So when I was like traveling as a plumber apprentice to work and back, like, you know, a couple of hundred miles, like, you know, every couple of days, like I was filling up once a week. It was fantastic. 89 cents a gallon for diesel. And that was in 2002. Yeah, that was long ago. That was crazy. That was crazy. Yeah, that's dumb, dude. I remember like a two liter of soda used to be like 44 cent. You guys remember that like went to a gas station seeing the price of gas was 79 cents and so was a big slam of Mountain Dew. Yeah. It looks like i' getting both of these things, bro. Yeah.

Speaker: yeah for a buck 50. I got a gallon of gas and I got some dew. Yeah. Yeah. But remember when you could roll up with the, with the, with the red can and be like, I need a dollar 50 worth of gas. Yeah. And they didn't look at you strange at all. You try that shit now and they're like, sir, we can't turn the pump on for less than $3.

Speaker: Make this work our time. Come on. ah When I was like I was a kid, I was at the I just finished a paper route for a friend and I was in the group. I was in like a little convenience store getting I don't know, like Doritos or something like that. And ah this old guy walks in. Now, this was in this was in the 80s. I got to admit it's in the 80s, the 1880s. Fuck you. Excuse me. I'm amazing at a paper route with tap stones. Yeah. yes The chisel was that was the heavy part. Um, so this, this old man walks in, grabs a Hershey bar and, uh, throws a nickel on the counter and the dude, the dude. Okay. Now to be fair, it was about 50 cents for a candy bar at this point, 55 cents, 50 cents. It was right around there. This old man throws a nickel on the counter.

Speaker: And the guy at the counter looks down and goes, you're going to need a little more than that, sir. So he throws a dime. So now we're at 15 cents. And the dude's guy like, sir, it's, it's 55 cents. This is a Hershey's bar, sir. He was, he was just like indignant. Like this is like, it can't be more than 15 cents. Like you have got to be kidding me. This is just milk chocolate, sir. It was it was pretty interesting to see that in the 80s too, you know, so So boys, uh, let me ask you with dads worldwide You you you are both fathers Right. How many kids do you guys have? I got four. Holy shit. You're you were a busy dude both of y 'all.

Speaker: He's got he's he's even got twins though. So like that's I got a set of twin boys, an older boy and a three year old girl. So yeah, very I think Mark Scott all y 'all be the between the two of y 'all. I think he's got as many kids as you. Oh, fuck you. I only have four. kids I only have four kids that we know of. That we know of. Listen, Mark and Mark was Mark. Yeah, as far as I know only four kids. Mark studied this thing called P -I -M -P -ology. And I, yeah, it was, I don't understand it because. Hey Mark, how are you? His nickname was Gator.

Speaker: yeah No, what was your, but did you have a nickname and, and yeah what was your pimp name? Oh, it was baby arm, baby arm. That's something else. no, have you have a bachelor's or a doctorate in pimpology. Neither. yeah Um, All right, so with with Dads Worldwide, I want to ask you guys, how did you guys come up with this? Is this something that was created by one of you and you needed a co -host? Or did you guys have a sit down and you were like, man, I really want to do a podcast and I want to talk about kids. Because I think that's the worst thing you could talk about.

Speaker: ah It's one of the the easiest things to talk about. I think it's, it's one of the funnest, I think, especially with the ages that were, you know, Tony and I just happened to be with the kids at around the same age. So so similar, similar discussions going on. ah Yeah, so five years ago this month, actually, my best friend and I, Jim, ah started this podcast, he was expecting his first trial day. Little did he know I was expecting my my third. so I've known Jim since I was, I don't know, whatever fourth grade is, whatever age that is. We've been we've been friends ever since. so um so Yeah, we started the podcast. ah jim was Jim was also involved in a brewery startup.

Speaker: so that ended up after After a couple of years, I ended up taking the majority of his time and he bailed. And, uh, and then, uh, I wrangled Tony and from, uh, the big buck and Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, I, I coerced him. Uh, there may have been pictures. Uh, yeah, there just come on and try it one time. Just come on and try it one time. That's what happened to me.

Speaker: Yeah, he gave me a free sample and I've been hooked ever since.

Speaker: oh Truth. yeah So, yeah, so it's, uh, yeah. And, uh, we, we've done, I mean, we were kind of like a nondescript podcast. We talk about dad stuff, but also like, we've had a Bigfoot hunter on. I've had, uh, Rob Kinney from dad. How do I, I interviewed him. Um, we've had much, uh, in the last year or so, not very many guests. It's just both basically been me and Tony, uh, top me. So, I mean, bringing on a guest is like, uh, it's, Do you need more icing on top of the icing? You're you're taking more of the attention away from the guests. There you go. i got All right. Bring it down a little there. Never. Never. That's part of the appeal. That's why you brought me on in the but beginning because like, look at this guy. I can't match this guy's charisma. I need somebody to bring the people up since I keep them all the way down here. ah His intros are fantastic. I'm not going to lie to you. I mean, they're top notch. ah You should actually ask him to do it. It's fantastic.

Speaker: Yeah, you want you want to do the intro? Okay, I'll try not to stumble over. It's been like a week since I've done it. Do we need to go off on the screen? Oh, no, no, no, no, by all means. If you stay, I want to see you live react. All right, we got this. Because he talked it up so much. It is I, your 16 -time Revolutionary Wrestling Podcast Champion, quadruple -stilled, non -chill -filtered, your blend master of ceremonies himself, Tony fucking G, and you can find me at all of my podcasting iterations and social media. iterations as well, I guess. But I mean, really, it's mostly just the work workout thirst traps that Brendan Roy here loves so very much. Find that at link tree slash Tony the rod. And of course, my sexy old, good God needs a haircut, Mr. Brendan. rule

Speaker: you you You know, it's crazy, Brendan, he says that. and And like, I remember the very first time I ever met you was on what not on surge or or we had surge on Was it on Surge? No. We had Surge on our show. I think you guys were on Surge and I was making fun of all of you. And then you came on, too. But every since then, you've had the same haircut. I think what Tony's saying is you absolutely got to get a haircut, bro. The worst thing he ever did to me, he organized the livestream with him and three other people, me and a couple other guys.

Speaker: And he's sitting there in the basement, a slightly different camera angle. Don't hold it against him. This one's much better. And he's sitting there before we go, I think live that night. And he's got this beanie cap on. And he's like, okay, you're all here. um We're going to go now. And he hit the intro real quick. Hit live. And he went live, hit the intro. And when the intro finished, we're all back on screen. And he's sitting there with a bald head and it freaked me the fuck out. I wasn't ready for it. because the week before his hair was down to his nipples and all of a sudden he's got like a buzz cut and it totally threw me off what oh is how the fuck i donate my hair every uh two to three years okay you know and brian brian yeah if you were paying attention ever to any of our shows that he's been on he said that quite a few times

Speaker: Listen, it's okay. It's okay. that It's got right here. I enjoy saying it because I want people to hear it. Um, it's children with hair loss. And, uh, so it's, it's super easy. You'd grow your hair out eight to 10 inches, the the longer, the better. And, uh, they take, uh, dyed hair, gray hair. Thank God. Cause I have quite a bit of gray hair and, uh, and yeah and they they they give wigs, they give, this is key, because there's a lot of those charities out there who take your hair and then charge people for these wigs. They they give these wigs to these children until they're 21 years old for free.

Speaker: So like every other year they get a new wig or every year they get a new wig. I, but they just like, they're, they're constantly, um, they're constantly taking on as many new kids as they possibly can. And then they take them all the way through the college years, which is, you know, which is great for their self -esteem, you know? And, and it's not just kids with cancer. You know, there's, uh, you know, the and air loss disease. Yeah, exactly. So, uh, so ah yeah one myth you're too old to qualify. Yeah. Fuck that bitch. um how she's got So, yeah, she's a fucking weirdo. She's hot, too. Don't get me wrong, but I guess she's not going to be a hot weird. She's a hot weirdo. She's a hot weirdo. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Johnny Depp's ex. You know, she's odd, but, you know, you should be scared of her. Yeah, she's nuts back. She's the only chick. She was doing coke like on the stand. Yeah I was gonna say she's the only chick I've ever seen that could do cocaine in the fucking courtroom they and not get busted. I'm gonna need a bump to lie. I'm just gonna need a small bump. i don't

Speaker: and like No one said anything. Everyone said, no one said anything. You know who said something? Everybody that watched that fucking trial. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone. Every single person. Yeah. Right. But yeah. So, so no, I don't mind saying it all as children with hair loss. C W H L dot org. So check them out. They're great. They're awesome people. And if you can, you can't spare hair, just drop them 10 bucks, you know, like they could use it. So So thank you. That's awesome. Appreciate that. Thank you for, uh, thank you for putting that out there. So everybody that is what the mom, dad, I know you guys are watching. So, uh, if you guys want to check mom my mom came afford a bucket to put her pi in, I'm just saying, it I figure if you guys want to check on the floor, who cares? I might, I might, I might be a good candidate. I'm not sure. no you're You're too old now. You're too old. Sorry.

Speaker: Brendan said he's got the gray though, so it'll go great. So I'd be okay with that. If you need a wig, I'll listen. I got another year to go, but I'll throw it at you. You can have it. No, I'm not doing wigs. i You know, ever since I did this, I feel a thousand times. No, no. Listen, here's the only here's the only thing I can't do. I can't lose my facial hair because if I lose my facial hair and I'm bald, now we're talking Uncle Fester. And I can't. Yes. you like You have facial hair. What? No, sorry. No, there was a glint on the camera. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. That's not fair because you look like little land Jack over there. What's that? Wolfman Jack.

Speaker: Yeah, I know. It's not fair. I'm sorry. It's so not fair. Yeah, it took me 40. It took me 40 years to grow this motherfucker. I just like I didn't shave it forever. I've never played it afraid to. Yeah. Brennan, I got to know, is it cold in your basement? It is freezing. Are you fucking shitting me right now? I do. I million degrees outside. I'm literally wearing wool socks. Damn. No joke.

Speaker: Did you just get out of the hospital? Those are hospital signs. Although I am, I'm moving so much that I am sweating cause I should probably take my sweatshirt off. But other than that, no, it's actually, it's actually quite chilly down here. I don't know why. Okay. Gotcha. Uh, because it's a basement for one and two, there's dead people on the other side of it. So. No, they're not dead. Come on. There's definitely bad people on the other side of the basement. I mean, one of them is not dead, but I mean, you know, they you shouldn't generalize. it's not Have you have you checked on them lately? Why? ah why They're already dead. Yeah. but ah the mean I care about them. It's weird. So so how how

Speaker: When you guys are doing an episode of Dads Worldwide, how does it kick off typically? like what's What's a topic that you guys would but talk about? Do you normally have a topic when you started out? Yeah. Uh, 50 % of the time. So first of all, I just want to say, usually I screw up the intro like three or four times. And then, uh, we get into the topic after we usually start light and we, uh, we usually talk about our week sometimes work. Yep. Well, yes, of course. Yeah. I mean, I mean, how else would you start a podcast? I have no idea. Yeah. ah but

Speaker: And then, yeah, we start, we start light, we talk about our kids, you know, we tell some, we try to tell some funny stories.

Speaker: Who's that? Is that Glick? I don't know who it is. It's somebody from the network. Yeah. It's one of the guys from the network. We'll see. So yeah, we try to start we start light and then yeah, ah generally, yeah I would say generally, we have something to talk about whether or not I or he shares the subject matter, we do like to surprise each other and get, you know, kind of an organic reaction to whatever news article or whatever, you know, whatever subject we're going to talk about. So we like to get the surprise effect sometimes. So yeah, it just, but we like it to be free flowing, just conversation basically. Cool. um Is it, is it about kids in any, in any sense, like about your kids and what you're like, the how the day when or, or

Speaker: Hey, did I tell you about this time that my kid was up in her crib in the middle of the night? I put her down, she was crying, and I go up there to check on her, and she is fuck -ass naked. Did I ever tell you about that? because we had just gotten back from McDonald's, right? Where my daughter, my oldest daughter. Oh, I thought this was a, I thought this was a, for instance, this is a real story. Oh, this is definitely a real story. Yeah. No, no, no. Let's hear this, man. Yeah. All right. So, so we go to McDonald's and uh, My daughter, my oldest daughter, I think at the time is four and maybe five. And my youngest daughter, she's a she's a baby, but she's old enough to stand up in her crib and she's old enough to cry. And, you know, all the baby stuff. Anyway, we go to McDonald's, we get the Happy Meal. The Happy Meal comes with fucking play.

Speaker: And my oldest daughter says, I want to play with the Plato. And my biggest thing was for the love of God, please keep it on the dining room table or on the, on the coffee table. It cannot go upstairs to your room. It can't go upstairs to your sister's room. And I don't know what happened. My youngest one was in her crib crying and I ran upstairs and with the lights off and everything and picked her up out of the crib and she's naked. I'm like, you poor child, what is, what is wrong with you? Mind you, I've not turned this light on. And I'm reaching around and I, I was like, well, she's dry. Like her, her bottom was dry and everything. So I grabbed the diaper. You know, I feel the diaper it's, it's, there it's fine. Right. Uh, but I'm like, you know what, let's just put a fresh diaper on her. Maybe that's what it was. Boom, boom, boom. Do that.

Speaker: And I put her back in the crib. And when I set her back in the crib, I'm like, oh, there's fucking Play -Doh in here. So I grabbed the Play -Doh. And I put her down. I give her a bottle. I go down back downstairs. And I'm rolling this Play -Doh. And I'm so mad. And I'm furious. And I call my oldest daughter over. And I'm like, Madison, come here. Did you take that Play -Doh upstairs and and put it in your sister's crib? No. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. What is that? And she gets close and she looks at it and she goes, it's poop. So I had been rolling around poop in my hands that felt like play -doh for some fucking reason. Yeah, that's the story. Brian. coming Brian. You felt it coming before you said it. ah for I was mortified, bro. i don I was like, I wanted to cut both of my hands off, but know then I would have touched the knife with a poopy hand.

Speaker: It was something else. yeah So do you do you guys tell stories like that? I mean, I know that you got to have a story like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm reminded of one right now. Actually, we're we we're at the water park like two years ago. And one of my twins who had been like four, maybe at the time and was having like trouble getting to the bathroom in time. He was potty trained. He knew what he he knew what was up. He knew what to do. he just wouldn't go in time. And he's standing there and he goes, I need to go to the bathroom. Like, okay, let's go. And then he gets this look on his face and I went, what? late I looked down and I thought he had to pee. Oh no, there's a fucking turd on the ground at the water park. And I had literally no option but to scoop him up with one arm and grab the dookie with the other hand and run into the bathroom.

Speaker: and just deal with the situation. I was so angry and my wife thought it was hilarious, even though she was upset that he did that. It was much more funny that I had to deal with it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good time. And it's pretty much naked time 24 seven in my house. Like my boys just hate clothes. Very restricting. And I'm like running around. Yeah. And and they have friends that live in the neighborhood that pop by. And I'm like, dude, like they're going to think you're weird. You know that, right? Whatever. Hey, you want to come outside and never mind. Yeah. I thought you were talking about when I visit Tony for a second there. if you you visit Like I will be pissed. Yeah.

Speaker: you're not getting in the door with a shirt on. All right, Brendan, I know you got one of these stories. Oh, yeah. Oh, my oldest, right? Like, uh, I, be I don't really remember. All I remember is waking up. and we got We finally got to sleep late. And he must have been he must have been two years old or close to it. And I'm like, he sounds like he's having a blast in there. And like I don't know what he's doing, but like I'm just so happy. like we finally like He's two years old. We finally like got to like just rest and relax. And he was he was in like a pack and play type thing at the time.

Speaker: And I go in there and I don't think there was one inch not covered in shit. And now I'm talking I'm talking the pack and play and him oh like it was like plastered like everywhere, you know, falling on the floor. Like you just like I was like in like for a split second, I'm just like. Maybe I can go to back to bed. Like it's not like this. point We'll take care of this in the morning. Yeah. Like at this point, I'm like, I could sleep for another hour. I don't think it's going to be worse. How could it get worse? I mean, even if he ate it, like he'll be fine. ah It's just going to create more poop. Please tell me you didn't go back to bed. Yeah, no, I didn't. I'm not that bad, and but I really thought about it. I thought about it. You did. You did think about it though. All right, Mark, your turn.

Speaker: I don't have one of yours, dude. When Mark was in a pack and play. Yeah. Mark didn't have to change shitty diapers, dude. Well, I did. I did change shitty diapers, but nothing like that. Well, wait. So we haven't heard. We haven't heard about you guys like Mark and Brian. Like we know that you have. like So Mark has 10 kids. Hunger Games ready. Brian, how many kids do you have? Two. I have only got two. Two. And how old are they? ah Twenty five. going to be 26, uh, in what's today, five days, nice five days, and then a 21 year old. Awesome. Your old dad yet.

Speaker: I don't, I only have four kids. Yeah. Okay. Uh, we, we should have had five, but, um, my son was supposed to be twins, but he, he, joined the baby yeah, basically he could actually have a two sets of DNA in them. So if he got it, yeah, if he ever got charged with something, they needed DNA. It could be something completely opposite of what, uh, his blood is. murder away. k son Yeah. Yeah. um yeah My, but my oldest, my oldest, uh, is, uh, let's see here. Uh, 27 and my youngest is just turned 19. Oh, wow. Nice. So I have 20 red opposite scales here. 27, 25. Uh, and Liberty will be next month will be 22. Nice. Just wait until you get to buy each one of them a car.

Speaker: me and mark just had to go through all that hardship ah and yeah because those i um i'm on my last one i don't have to ah well see mike you gotta you gotta buy a stack of cars still yeah that's different he's never going to drive um he's yeah a motorcycle yeah' arm monitor by yeah exactly um my daughter liberty she was born on the fourth of july the only name we had picked out for her. If the doctor was there 16 minutes sooner, she would have been born on the third. third I was watching ah the fireworks outside the hospital window while we were waiting on the doctor. I said, screw this. um She graduated high school during COVID, which sucked. And then she went and graduated from college a few years later.

Speaker: Uh, so she deserved a car. So instead of getting her a newer car, I got her a 1997, uh, Buick, uh, uh, Riviera. Yeah. I know a guy that owns one of those. It's me. It's me. It's me. Yeah. Hey, it's exactly where the car is. It's the same car. And I said, Mark, buy this fucking car. Yes. His exact words to me is if she goes to sell it on first dibs. Yeah, I got first dibs. I want it. Good call. Dude, it's got the the leather and it's fucking pristine. The carpet doesn't have one stain on it that I saw. The only thing that we can't figure out and I'm still trying to figure out is why does it keep smelling like gas? I can't find a leak anywhere. Take it to a just take it to a mechanic and let them deal with it. Okay, you fork over the money for that shit. Let's change VIN numbers and I'll take it in and be like, hey, you guys did something. i'm like ah

Speaker: Brilliant. Yes. yeah Yeah. Now they'll never know. Never. Never. I'm an old picture. You live stream your criminal plan. Oh, shit. Never mind. We can't do that now. Yeah, exactly. but Anyway, Mark, it's been I know you wanted to to take a quick break for these guys to be able to go pee. Tony's over there just getting shitty. ham He looks like he's having fun. Are you drinking? What are you drinking, bud? Uh, I got a kind of a combination. I got, I got a couple of different rise here. Some Russell's six year, uh, and some bullet 95. Right. Felt like a ride night. Brennan's, uh, down to a cup of water now. So yeah, see, I'm sort of, I'm sort of curious. I'm going to ask this one later, see if he can show me, but those belts behind him, where you get to know now.

Speaker: You don't have to wait until later. This is, this is the said 16 time revolutionary wrestling podcast championship course. And this is for my glory days, um, in the backyard scene, you know, when I was tearing it up, when I was a true athlete, kick an ass and it as a backyard wrestler. So gotta, gotta promote both of those proudly. Anytime I go live, I actually had a, I actually used to have a ring in my backyard. it's the bag It was the best. and We know we know a guy that has a championship or ah belts made just for him too. um either and my He calls himself the champ too and you know, when you got a belt and I do love the NWA title he got back there. That's good. Oh, that's not the only one I have. Oh, and the winged eagle. My gosh. gord Yeah, I want the intercontinental title. The old one. The the white strap or the black?

Speaker: The black strap is fine for me. White, ah you know, it comes in all different colors. I can get on Amazon for like a hundred and something. That's not bad. I want to try to make more of a, you know, different. We're not buying belts right now. We've we've got, we've got these new, uh, we've got these new shirts that, that, uh, we got to go pick up tomorrow. And the banner that we're picking up tomorrow because we've got a lot we're doing it yet Well, we've we've done the merch before we just we had it on standby and well, yeah before we go to uh, I have but Before we take the break tell them exactly what we're doing next Saturday

Speaker: So next Saturday, we have a car show that's going to be live on location at the home assassin Walmart in home assassin, Florida. but We're going to, we're going to walk around and get to see some really cool kick ass cars. Uh, there's going to be some food trucks there. So I'm trying to figure out how to get smell of vision to work. And I still, ah for some reason, figure that part out. Um, and we're, and we're probably going to give away a couple of shirts, maybe one shirt. So. I thought, oh, Mark says one. Mark mark says one. He's like, Mark says no shirts in this. There's no shirts. Well, no, um actually, it's not just a car show. It's also for the Children's Miracle Network. Oh, nice. Yeah, we're going to ask. We were asked a couple of weeks back to do it. And I was like, dude, I told my wife, I was like, um I got to call Brian. like I'll let you know, because the person that runs it from Walmart

Speaker: You know, my wife works there and she, uh, the guy asked her, you know, your husband has a podcast, right? Yeah. Okay. Um, ask her to see if he wants to do one from the show. She asked me, I said, Oh, I'll get back to you in just a minute. I called Brian. I said, Hey dude, um, they want us to do a live show from a Walmart for a car show. He goes, hell, I'll already be there. Okay.

Speaker: Yeah, we're giving away actually to one lucky winner who pays $25 per ticket, a $50 ,000 Polaris razor. and Now there are some stipulations. You don't have to be present. However, you do have to pay the sales tax on the machine and you have to take possession of the machine. Meaning you got to load it up on a trailer and take it to L up editor. Uh, it, we built this machine. It's a $50 ,000 rig. Uh, we were going to do the drawing, I think last month and something happened. And, uh, they had said, Hey, we're going to push it until July the seventh. So we're going to do the drawing on the seventh of July. So anybody that's wanting to buy tickets can still buy tickets. And you can find the information for that at love muttersports .com forward slash raffle.

Speaker: There you go. I don't have a I don't have a link for it. Boys, do you need to take a potty break because we're going to take a we're going to take a little fiber. A four minute break. You have four minutes to go potty. Brendan has to go all the way the fuck upstairs, dude. He's going to need like 17 minutes. He's got bottles next to him. Listen, I was in the Coast Guard. I'll be wherever I want. And I don't know what that means. Not going to lie to you. Oh, I got I got a piss story for the Coast Guard when we get back. All right. All right. Who you got? Who do I got? Yeah, what do you got for music from music?

Speaker: Oh, we got. Hey, hold up. Wait, we actually have permission to play. Oh, by the way. Hey, keep it in your pants. Negative. not not on It's not Saturday. It's all Saturday for that shit. um This is ah Colt Graves called mugshot. And we do have permission to play it. OK, let's go.

Speaker: Night shift let out a four instead of six It cost me a couple of them dead presidents I hopped up in the Chevy, had a feeling in my gut The headlights in the driveway, hit the tailgate of a truck Got the glove box locked, cracked I'm about to find out who that is I creep into the kitchen when I heard the bed creakin' I reached into the cabinet, passed some liquor, now I'm drinkin' cuz She told my heart I like some bookside Got the blue in my eyes, turnin' blood -tide I've got the devil on my shoulder, poor man, yeah he did I'm drowning, but nobody needs to save me They need to save themselves from it

Speaker: Better tell him to get out my way I'm losing my mind, losing your love's got me about to be a mugshite

Speaker: About a five o 'clock news, every talkin' bout somebody That I nearly beat to death, but I swear I shoulda shot him Now he's in the ICU It took two boys in blue, to get me into Some handcuffs, all because Told my heart I'd like some buckshot Got the blue in my eyes, turnin' bloodshot I've got the devil on my shoulder for me, baby I'm drowning, but nobody needs to save me They ain't named to save them plans from this

Speaker: I'm losing my mind, losing her love's got me about to be a muckshot

Speaker: I'm bout to go from an 8x10 of me and her saying I do to a 6x8 and a barbed wire fan soon as I kill this 90 proof, yeah She told my heart I like some books, I got the blue in my eyes turning blood side I've got the devil on my shoulder pouring JD I'm drowning but nobody needs to save me They need to save themselves from the hell

Speaker: Well, there you go. Fantastic. Yeah, I was going through his videos today. I was like, OK, we're going to start off with this one next week. It'll be something different. But I like the fact that you know we got permission to play it. So it's always fun. That was a good song. He's got he's got a lot. of He's got a lot of other great music that is Colt Graves. If you guys don't know who he is, he's got a really great TikTok channel, actually. He does all of his music on TikTok, as well as Facebook and ah YouTube. I don't know where else you could find them. Oh, Spotify. I got them on Spotify. There you go. Yeah, he's a

Speaker: Brian gets to pick the next song for next week. Oh, yeah. We'll figure it out. It might not be. But we have we have other people that. Yes. but Right. ah But the only time that we won't be playing a song or anything will be ah next Saturday when we're just going to do that continuously, I think. Maybe do we do want to have another military. Mark Mark wants to do another military open door thing. brendan So just so you know, that one's always open for you anytime. Oh, oh yeah I thought you were telling me so I wouldn't show up. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's ever joined the Coast Guard. So that's fair. That's fair. I the best part is is yeah I I've reached out to a few people.

Speaker: um so there is No, I was reading that comment. so um but you know oh i actually invited ah that one kid ah um matthew i invited him to the the Basically. Oh, he so so the deal is is Matt for Maddie. Maddie is no longer in the Air Force. Maddie got medically discharged. Oh, no. Well, they found cancer. Sorry to hear that, man. So he he's pretty sick. He I guess I I don't know what he's going through.

Speaker: um he want he like his goal was ultimately to become an officer in the Air Force. And unfortunately, that kind of got shot down with all this. Well, how did they how did they medically discharge him? I think what they did was they they found out that he had some tumors and whatnot like that. And ah and they were like, Hey, you're sick. So you can't be in the Air Force anymore. I don't know exactly how the whole story goes. We'll have to figure that out later. That's interesting. Usually usually they they won't do that until like... I wouldn't think so. I wouldn't think so. eventually Yeah, usually they... Because i have ah I have a friend who went through like back stuff and stuff like that. And and he didn't and he was he was active duty until... everything was done. You know what I mean? As complete as the military would make it basically. um So yeah, I think they have an obligation. i And I think so too. Maybe there's more to that story. I don't i don't really know. i hope so I hope so. I'm hearing it secondhand. So you're hearing it thirdhand right now. So we'll have to wait and see when we can get Matt on the show and and then we'll actually have a conversation.

Speaker: yeah So hopefully hopefully he'll um he'll answer me and reach out. Yeah. OK, Mark wants to play a game. You guys want to play a game? Let's do it. Yes, yeah this game is pretty dope, dude, like I think a lot. It's going to be interesting because I'm going to keep score. So it's Brendan versus Tony on this one. Yeah, basically it is. I have three. yeah Three things on here on each one of these. And you have to pick if it happened in New Hampshire, Nebraska, or Florida. So your state, my state, or his state?

Speaker: Yeah, that's why I was asking you to fight what state you were from because I, for some reason I was still, you know, Brian Henry still convinced that you were from, you know, I think what I said, Connecticut. I said Connecticut because that's where he was nation. So I was like, you maybe maybe he lives in Connecticut. To be fair, there's like six states up there. They're like half the size of a normal state. Yeah, nothing good ever happens up there either. I mean, combined because they're all tiny. I happened up there, Brian. Shut your face. The. Point. Set back. All right, Mark, you got this. All right. I'm going to say I'm one at a time so that you guys can guess. And this should be interesting. And I'll tell you after, um you know, after I'm done with the card, I'll tell you who got it or what state what. All right. First one.

Speaker: that the Not enough that they'd be like turn into life's a crime. But I'm thinking that. I mean, like that's where I'm leaning to Nebraska because I would think more. Although I'm not sure. Does Florida really have bears like that many? Yeah, yeah, we got we got bears. but Really, bro, we get everything. We get fucking alligators, crocodiles, bears, pterodactyls, Tyrannosaurus rexes. I mean, you name it, we get them.

Speaker: This is we get weird. shit I'm not going to lie to you. This is really hard because like New Hampshire, this is definitely happening like you think it's new. hit Do you think it's so I'm just saying I'm like I'm saying that it was definitely plausible. And then if you're telling me there's a bunch of bears in Florida, then I would say it's definitely plausible, especially the heat down there. So like if someone leaves food in a car with the window cracked, forget it. The bear is like, I can smell that shit from a mile away. Like I'm in like, you know what I mean? ah Man, it's not Yogi bear. the It could happen in any one of the states, of course. Yeah, of course. But you figure out, well you figure out like real quick, like, did that shit happen in my state? Not at near about it. Yeah. yeah Oh, yeah, it's definitely. Yeah, it could definitely. I'm going to go with I'm going to go with my home state of New Hampshire. I got to do it. Tony, what you got? I'm also going to go with New Hampshire. Yeah. All right. We're going to have New Hampshire. Whoo. They both got a point.

Speaker: That happened last week, by the way. Yeah. The recent. All right. Yeah. ah They're not always. I'll tell you that. What's the neighborhood? Brennan's like, well, I got to figure out what neighborhood this was because I got to move. Oh, no. We got bears running through. we I got bears running through like all my friends backyards and stuff like that. ah He's trying to find Yogi Bear there. Hey, Boomer. You have the picnic a basket. Now, this one I had to laugh at when I found this one. man sentenced for selling drugs. His girlfriend got from police evidence locker. Oh, Nebraska heard about this one. Oh, that's got a slice. Nebraska. Yes. Oh, do you agree? That's totally a Florida thing too, though. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go. I'm going to go with Florida. I'm going to go with Florida and Florida. Tony is differentiate between them. Yeah.

Speaker: Tony won. I feel like I heard that. i I feel like I did too. I think we might've talked about it. Yeah, it was funny. That was another, I mean, I had to laugh. I was like, Oh my God, this is so freaking funny. Um, man breaks into jail to hang with friends.

Speaker: No, that's Florida. Can I pick? Yeah, I want to say it's Florida. Yeah, it's got to be Florida. Yeah. Is that Florida? Yes. yeah That one was an easy one. I but you had yeah I had because I had to put that one there. because I mean, I had to I was laughing when I seen that I was like, oh, man, how stupid people can do stupid things, bro. shit bro but If you get locked up, I'll come see you in the clank. OK. I'm not breaking in now. Yeah, I'm not going to jail. A woman found a live at a theme of funeral home during her funeral. One more time. Read it again. Woman found a live at a funeral home during her funeral. She's in the coffin. I feel like I literally just read this article. So is that at home, Brendan?

Speaker: I don't know, but I'm going to go with New Hampshire since I feel like I saw that headline recently. So I'm going to go with New Hampshire. um I am quite positive it is Nebraska. So one on one. Who got that one? Tony. funny that

Speaker: All right. This is a staple of dads worldwide as well. I'm being invaded. Bro, I want to be on TV. I got to be on TV, bro. yeah i didn't

Speaker: Yes. Guy, did you tell him it was OK to play Call of Duty? Should have. It's OK to play Fortnite. Go. But no, you're leaving the puppet, bro. Leave it. Whatever. Get on out of here. Yeah, take it. Go. Thank you. Now you're taking away Tony's toys. Not cool. Do they have the chicken? He said beat it. You kids beat it. Make like Michael Jackson and fucking beat it. Oh, didn't say that out loud. So it's in the room. So your kids I. oh

Speaker: I did read about that the other day, but I i think the headline was like differently before embalming happened or something. It was like, yeah. a yeah i mean I think it was like that, but the way that they worded it on, that's how I took it. so yeah yeah yeah i picked I picked two of these. I picked two of these and I said, Mark, you got to use these. So I'll let you know when we get there. Hello little one she can't she can't hear us either everybody waiting everybody wave hey All right um feel like brendon's as this is This is going well, this is going yeah, it's four it's four two. It's four to two to one I

Speaker: OK. Hold us up. I want all downhill from here. I can feel it. Yeah. Man gets 40 years for killing mom over PlayStation volume. Oh, God, fucking read this one. This is new. Yeah, this is New Hampshire. Damn it. Yeah. Are you taking credit for it? New Hampshire? Yeah. I only use that New Hampshire. Yeah. Mark. Yes. I read this one. Yeah. Do we have some psychos in New Hampshire? not gonna They all live in basements. So many burn down. Why don't you come over, Brian?

Speaker: ah Yes. All right. I bet you do. Man attack during selfie with a squirrel dies. Oh, damn. Did he fall off a cliff? Man no man man took a took a selfie with a squirrel. Yes. And died and died. Yeah. Because the squirrel, the squirrel attacked him. What? Yeah. Got the rabies.

Speaker: No, the guy fell. I think that's what he did. I think he fell when the, you know, I'll help you. that You're not falling in Florida. I was just going to say that there's no place to fall at four, unless you go it off a bridge. I'll take that back. The Gator park, the Gator. Sounds so much like a Nebraska store to me. I'm going to go Florida. I feel like it should be Florida because we've already gone through all the other states again. Are they separate cards? Don't be counting cards, Brandon. Oh, yeah. easy They're all separate. They're all separate. Yeah, it's Florida, then.

Speaker: Well, Mark. Florida. Florida. God dang it. God dang it. Booyah. Did he fall for the bridge? I got to know more. I got to know more. How did he fall? I'm not sure I didn't I I didn't read all the articles um Now you gotta Google it yeah, there's shit Man tries to man tries to rob game stop with plastic bag on his head a clear plastic bag by the way It sounds like Florida

Speaker: Wait a minute, we got better masks than fucking plastic bags. I dare you to say that one more time. I'm sure you do. Florida, this is Florida. New Hampshire. Final answer? Yes, Florida. Final answer? I'm going Florida. Brendan won. Oh, shit. How about those masks there, Brian? Oh, my God. It's only... Listen, you're one away. from listen I don't plan to win. i just I'm just going to celebrate the small win victory. Yeah. Please stop man with a bull in the front seat of his car. kind A big ass bull. A big ass bull.

Speaker: Like a bowl of weed. No skull bowl. B .U .L .L. Oh. Oh, that's Texas. Horns. Yeah, that's Nebraska. Yeah, that's that's Nebraska has got to be Nebraska. i'm I'm pretty sure I heard i'm not able play out that one. was That one was easy. I wanted it. But I when you see that headline, it's like I and the guy cut out the guy cut out half of his windshield yeah and his his car. I mean, everything in the Time to be tough. Used trucks are not cheap and not everybody has a trailer, so... What was he doing with the bowl? Was he, like, gonna take the field to field? Yeah, he rides around with it. No big deal. It's his buddy. So he wasn't trying to milk the bowl. I don't know. You don't milk, you never milk the bowl. I'm pretty sure if I remember right, he was just moving it from one stalk to the other, which would have been one i field yeah to the next. Yeah. so They just wanted to make some crayon liver. Filling up the ladies.

Speaker: ah Next one, woman gets watermelon thrown at her head. At a grocery store. i'm sure New Hampshire. Why? Why New Hampshire? Why are we saying New Hampshire? It's a fucking watermelon. it has You guys grow watermelons out there? We're counting cards. yeah

Speaker: He's right. Yeah, I know. I sent you that one. I thought it was great. You, you told it wrong. You said, you said oldmanro he told it wrong. i I fucking posted it. I said, dude, woman got a watermelon toss at her head at a grocery store, assault with a deadly fucking watermelon. I was like, come on, this is great. Was she wearing a mask inside? I'm just curious. A plastic bag. Not to get political. All right, Mark. ah This one was an interesting one. ah I don't know why, but a forgetful man finds a lotto ticket and wins truck. He was always forgetting stuff. He forgot that he had the lotto ticket and when

Speaker: When it was time, he, he won a truck. i i' go going to braska i just one I feel like, well, yeah, my instinct wants to say Nebraska. I feel like, I think this is Florida. Yeah. I'm going to Nebraska. Mark. Hold on. Tony hasn't really said yes or no on his answer. I'm going, I'm going Florida. I'm going Florida. going florida Brendan. but Two Florida's. No, no, I said Nebraska. I said Tony's going to Florida. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. It had to be the truck. It had to be the Nebraska lottery trucks and bucks. And that's why I'm like, Oh, this sounds good to be true. New Hampshire. No one ever wins the lottery. So nobody wins from Florida either. They're always from fucking Cali or the newest like Minnesota or some shit. OK, boys, it is tied at eight. Whoa.

Speaker: You guys are doing fantastic. like Listen, I lost a mark by like seven. This is a great game. I love it.

Speaker: i Man steals, ambulance drives home after a long wait in the ER. I know the answer. I know the answer to this one. that is such a Florida story, but I feel like it's a bait and switch. I think so. I think you're right. I, but I thought, I thought the last one was a bait and switch too. So I'm going to go Florida. You know what I want. I want to, I'm going to,

Speaker: I'm going to go New Hampshire. We just have we have some crazy mofos. So I'm just going to I'm going to do it. I'm going to split from Tony. I even though God, this is Florida man written all over it. all over it Yeah, I'm going to go New Hampshire. And the winner is Tony. Tony got that one. And Florida gets another point. ah

Speaker: Oh, let's see here. man steals car with baby in, in it, uh, drops baby. He drops the baby off safe and then. great deal mother Pretty much. And then yeah still steals the car. It's still, of course, of course. Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You done stole it. I would have dropped the baby off at the fire station at least safe haven. Yeah. Yeah. They got those little drawers now, like where he could bake the baby.

Speaker: you can what shut up like a shut right right right all right but it's okay it's just a warming tray you weirdo yeah you don't bake it oh you just warm it up you just warm it up yeah I'm gonna go I guess I'm gonna go with New Hampshire on this one since I got the last one wrong ah I'm gonna go with nebraska o neith the one it was florida Oh, dang it. Tricked us. Yeah. right Yeah. Cause you guys, sir we're trying to figure out which. Listen, what is that? What is, what is catching up, dude? I'm telling you. Yeah. Florida's catching a man arrested for being mean to police on the internet.

Speaker: ah

Speaker: That's, that sounds like a new Hampshire thing. What the ah like I hate police. You're under arrest. Turn yourself into the police station now. That's some commie bullshit right there. Yeah, that is crap. Wow. I would. Yeah, I mean, in New England, right? I had to be. I'm going Nebraska because I just can't I can't say New Hampshire on that one. I just can't. I'm going to go to Hampshire then. Even though we have some. Oh, you got split votes here. We have mass whole mass whole towns in this freaking new state, even though.

Speaker: So Brendan, your your answer was Nebraska and Tony was going to Hampshire, New Hampshire. Yeah. Even though it's not in my heart today, but I'm doing it. Nebraska. What you got, Mark? Yeah, Brendan, you should have went with your first gut. Here's your home state. Yeah, fuckers knew it. Knew it. I didn't want to believe it. ah Listen, that shit. and Listen, we have Florida man here. So every time I turn the radio on and I hear something like that, dude, our state motto, our state motto is live free or die. And people are getting a arrest. People are getting arrested because they hurt the police's feelings. You can't live that free. You're not allowed. No, no, no. You can live free somewhere else. The government tells you otherwise. That's right. That's right.

Speaker: ah in the the the but man disguised as tree tries to rob thank but What? I'm going. I'm going Florida. There's no trees in Nebraska. I've been there. There are trees. This is the home of Arbor Day motherfucker. What are you talking about? You're a liar. I'm not a liar. Johnny Appleseed up in this ditch. Johnny Appleseed turned at Tucktail and ran when he saw a fucking Nebraska. You don't know what you're talking about. You're right. we got I'm also going to go Florida though.

Speaker: Two for Florida. So I'm going to put a little check mark there because we think it's Florida. Is that right? Yeah. What you got, Mark? Brendan, I'm very disappointed in you. This happened in fucking breatht in ah New Hampshire. In New Hampshire. Yeah. Oh, God. That's all. He disguised himself as a tree because they don't have trees in New Hampshire, evidently. So, yeah. What a shame. All right. Neither one of you. What you got? Man, 26 arrested, posed as high school student for 45 days. Oh, my God. That's Nebraska. Oh, although I don't know, like everyone knows everyone there. Like they're all like sisters and brothers and cousins. So I don't know if that can really happen in Nebraska. So, yeah, you know know, you're closer to the Amish community than I am. Don't even.

Speaker: of He's giving you an L, Brendan. I'm just letting you know. He's trying to even the odds here. I feel and i wont no she she i something not florida i think he's just trying to get me off of Florida. So Tony will win decisively. And whereas, yeah, I would actually

Speaker: Yeah. OK, so you're Nebraska. I'll go Nebraska. Yeah. Are you sure? Are you sure now? Yeah. Yeah. Brothers, sisters. They're all the same. And then Tony, you got Florida. Yeah, I'm going to stick with it. Sticking in it. OK. Yeah. Brandon is brendan it's a good thing. You didn't stick with Florida. Did he get the point? Yeah. Holy shit. Mark, is that the game or you got one more? the find one this afternoon that i wanted to

Speaker: you because i just couldn't well here's it is it is ten to nine brendan needs this wind so if tony gets the win and brendan gets the win pony will win oh man pressures on. Yeah, big time. I got a semi right now. i already already finished

Speaker: all right ah Man smashes through airport fencing, drives across runway and taxiway.

Speaker: One more time, Mark. oh i'm sorry oh i guess that what When I seen this, I had to, you know, man, smashes through airport fencing, drives across runway and taxiway.

Speaker: I'm going to Florida. That's where my head went too. I mean, because there's only a couple of airports in Nebraska and New Hampshire, like, I don't know, did they even have a runway. Like that's not fair. They do. It goes into another state. Yeah, it's art in Vermont. Hey, take it back. Take it back right now. fuck vermont do it yeaha'll take it back So if you both if you both pick Florida and both of you are wrong or both of you are right, that leaves Tony as the winner. All right, Tony, what are you picking? I'm going to go opposite whatever you're doing. Oh, man. that's what It's on you.

Speaker: So put the pressure on the guy in the lead. That makes sense. Um, let's go with, uh, yeah, I'm going to stick with Florida for sure. Yeah. So we've got a Florida. You got to pick something other than Florida. God, I'm going Nebraska. Cause those people are psycho. Yeah. If it was Nebraska, it had to be o'hare O Oh hair. Isn't that Chicago? That's Chicago. no Not O 'Hare. I was actually looking at flights the other day. Why am I thinking? OK, what the fuck is the one where you flying into Chicago? middle its The other one I fly to in Chicago. That's the other one. Right. Midlands. it's Omaha. Yes. Omaha is I hate. I hate it. I fucking. hate it Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Mark, you got it. Yeah, who's got it? Orlando. Yes.

Speaker: It was that happened today. All right. Listen, to be fair, I went to Florida first and I you did. But you did. But we had to we had to figure out how to get it. No, I will take the loss like a man. Epley is a make it like a man. All right. So, Brendan, what are you drinking? Oh, I'm drinking some ah great north IPA. All right. Go ahead and finish that can up. Oh, OK. Yeah, you got to finish that can out. It's a beer. You can't. It's OK. You got to finish that up. That's the rule, bud. Pick it back. Dude, that wasn't hard. We never came up with anything. I just did. Shut up, Mark. ah come on So if I had to finish this bottle. No, no, no. Whatever you had in the glass, I was going to tell you to kick it back. And if you didn't have any, I was going to say, hey, pour yourself a drink. OK. Yeah. that' yeah

Speaker: Yeah, when I get punished, I have to drink this. I had a bottle. Why would you give them this? Why would you give them this terrible? But this is also something I do not want anybody to ever drink. It's called Sweet and Scove. It's a cross between Kentucky and Tennessee. whiskeys Oh, is that Peyton Manning? That's Peyton. Yes, it is. And it's dog shit. Oh, boy. Well. So bad. So bad. I love it when celebrities like paste their name to shit yeah and it's just an absolute dog shit. Garbage. What about, uh, what about, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got a Dan Aykroyd who has that school vlog. It's not bad. It's super good. I like that one. And then we have Terra, Terra Mona. Terra Mona is actually really a rock. Terra Mono tequila. Yep. No.

Speaker: Dogshit absolute dogshit. Terrible. Hate it. Listen, if it's not Don Julio, fuck right off. What about ah what about Sammy Hagar? Sammy Hagar has Cabo Wabo. Good shit. That's good. Yep. How about let me see here. I was just thinking of one. Fuck me. Ryan Reynolds has aviation gin, which I have not been able to try. I don't do gin. I'm not drinking gin is terrible by default. Yeah, it's really bad. Drinking pine needles. Who the fuck else had one that I really wanted? George Clooney is on Casamigos tequila, which is really good. That one's good? Yes. OK. I'm going to figure it out and then i'll I'll get back with you. I'll just blur it out in the middle of whatever. we Yeah, no that's fair. Totally fair. That that happens. like Hey, Brian, you want to check something out? That's really interesting. You know what happens on the 16th for me?

Speaker: What happens on the 16th, sir? Sixteen years. Oh, oh, Mark's sober life. Yes. Damn. Sixteen years since I've taken a drink. Wow. I go to Mark's house and I go like this shit right here and I'm like, hey, man, you want a beer? He's like, no, he's like, no, go ahead. All right. I'm going to drink this whole fucking 24 pack. most of the time i you know if it wasn't for that cop pulling me over that night i probably still would have been drinking

Speaker: That'll do it. That's a me and Mark drink in high school. So I've known Mark since I've known Mark since he was three foot four. He is now four foot nine. So, uh, I've known Mark for a very long time. Uh, when we were in high school, I dated his sister for a brief moment. Uh, but we used to go out to the power lines. Do you guys got power lines? Everybody where you, where you're at? There's a few worse. That's where all the high school parties are. Just so you know. ours Ours with the sand pits. We had grains. Same thing. So we we have the sand pit. Oh, hold no time on. Time out. Time out. Amanda, what are you vouching for? That, does you know, that that we used to drink and that fucking power lines all the damn time. Well, yeah. Or is it or that Mark was three foot nine? Yeah. I'm five four, bitch. Get it right. hey

Speaker: I don't think you need to call a man a bitch. That's really not. No, I'm so bright. Sorry, Amanda. i I wouldn't call you a bitch. I'm calling Brian. Listen, I I once upon a time try to drive Mark's car. My knees were in my chin. Anyway, getting back to what we were talking about. So there used to be I don't never I don't never remember him. I don't remember him ever driving my to car. Oh, it's because you didn't have he didn't know. Hey, he didn't know how I made him back my car up, you know, because the reverse died in it.

Speaker: yeah We used to. We used to Flintstone that shit. We like he'd park in a fucking parking spot and he'd have to pull all the way through. And if somebody parked, if somebody parked where they couldn't. a park I was like, dude, we'd literally stick our foot out the door and be like. the bag was her car it This is accurate. I swear. This is actually true. She did hit me with her car. She pinned my she pinned my knee between my car and her car. Oh, she didn't mean to. I was ah she was trying to give my car a jump and she didn't mean to. I've never let her for forget it, but I've gotten my name fixed since then. I have actually had to because fucking Amanda Penda. But yeah, but I didn't get it fixed for another almost. and I just got it fixed what about four years ago? I guess I'm not going to tell the story about the time that the times that we used to go out to the power lines and fucking drink beers. You mean the time that you said, hey, Mark, catch me.

Speaker: He didn't give me chance to that's all he said was. mar sketch I feel like we were like i wouldn' we were we were like 17, 16 years old, whatever. And I couldn't walk anymore, dude, like the sand was fucking grabbing my toes. And I was like, I'm done with this shit. I'm wasted. And I'm like, dude, going back to your house, he's like, yeah, I was like, all right, piggyback ride. And he didn't catch himself. and He just fucking face planted. right to the fucking sand and we fucking get there oh you give me a whole, you gave me a whole second. If that, that was it. Give me a big pack. Okay. Warning, warning to anybody in the future. Be prepared. If I say piggyback ride, just let right but at that time ever start to the warning yeah well at that time Brian was maybe, maybe 89 pounds soaking wet.

Speaker: And he was not a problem, you know, but I'm a bad guy. Yeah. But now are. Yeah. no Now. Now. Now, Mark listens. He's like, I heard him say it. I'm moving.

Speaker: But that's it. So, you know, Amanda, that did happen that night. The cops showed up and we took off. And that's when, you know, why Brian asked for a piggyback ride because, you know, he couldn't walk. I literally, listen, i I don't remember half of that night. I remember waking up the next morning and Mark was like, somebody threw up all over my side of the bed. Yes, you did. You fucking did it. It wasn't me. I didn't fuck. If I would have thrown up on you, you'd have known. You'd have been like, holy shit, I fucking threw up. I was right by the window. I normally throw out the ah throw up out the window at that time.

Speaker: Mark's trying to blame somebody who's like, did you throw up last night? Wasn't me. I should have pissed on you in the middle of the night then. You son of a bitch. okay

Speaker: Shit just got weird, boys. Did you did you throw up on my side of the bed? What the fuck would you like me to? There was a guy who doesn't remember he doesn't remember climbing the power lines. He doesn't remember doing none of that shit. He was a lightweight back then. All right. Sorry. He cut you off, Brendan. Go ahead. it's all good ah There's a guy I was in the coast guard with that. He had gone home with a young lady. And if he gets, if he gets a little too drunk, he would piss himself.

Speaker: So he. So that happened, and he's like, oh, shit, like, what do I do? So he got like a cup of water was on the like nice hand. So he like spilled it and was like, oh, God, the water spilled. And of course, you can tell because like it smells like piss. It's like she's like, man, your water smells like shit. She's like, yeah, okay.

Speaker: At least he made the F for me. You dummy. Yeah, he pissed. Oh, listen, ah I think I would have just went and fucking jumped in a pool or jumped in a shower real quick with all my clothes on just been like, Oh, but she knew my hey what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm like, I'm just trying to wake up. There ain't nothing you can do. There ain't nothing you can do. Put your hands, grab your pants, and run out the door. There's nothing you can do. if You're done. You're done. But you left a wet spot in her bed. She's going to be like, what is that? Yeah. You just like move her over and make it look like she did it. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. ah Put her hand in a warm bowl of water. yeah And then you'd be like, you're fucking gross. I'm out of here. Man, this doesn't smell just like my piss, but half of it does.

Speaker: What beer were you drinking last night? White clothes. That is pungent. Was that was that a lager? Did you eat a spirit? Are you a Jew? Do you have a dick?

Speaker: Be inclusive. Be inclusive. I'm not a very inclusive person. That's really that's mortifying. like When I drink a lot, sometimes I'm like, my pee and then I wake up and I'm like oh it was yeah oh shit it was I drink I drink like I drink a gallon of coffee a day so like it's like oh yeah 24 -7 I just smell like coffee beans so yeah that's cool Brendan Piss's motor oil yeah yeah my my newest thing is uh

Speaker: is I just get up and and like my wife's like, Oh, there's fresh coffee out there. If I drink hot coffee, it literally hits me so fast that I got to fucking tear up the toilet before I go. So I stopped doing that. And now I go to ice coffee, right? So I put a bunch of ice in my cup and I pour a bunch of coffee in there and then some cinnamon toast crunch stuff. Fantastic, by the way. And, uh, And then I go to work and then like the one girl that works there, she's like, do you just put creamer in your cup? Like that's definitely coffee. It's definitely coffee. There's just a bunch of ice and I put some fucking vanilla and whatever in there. And she's like, uh -huh, so creamer. And I was like, yeah, sure. Go with it. I feel like she's finding a nice way to call you a pussy, indirect. Yeah. She's like, hey, you bringing milkshakes to work?

Speaker: I guess, I guess, I guess I could just tell her like, listen, if I drink hot coffee, I'm just going to shit my guts out. she like yeah You know what I mean? it ne It's a never fail. It's a never fail, dude. Like I literally wake up in the morning, I smell the coffee. I'm like, Oh, I think I got a poop. Then I drink the coffee and I'm like, Oh, I definitely got a poop. And then I have to get a shower. So there's that. Just be glad the system works that well. Like it's it's predictable and it works properly. Like that's, that's a win. I call that regular. Yeah, that's not regular, dude. That's kind of irregular. Cause if you did a day without having coffee in the morning, you'd be like, I have a poop jet. You're going to, you're going to be, you're going to feel different. You're going to be like and poop jet. What is going on here? You're going to go until like noon and then you're going to be like, Oh, I got poop so bad.

Speaker: Well, my morning regimen, actually I drink, I try to drink two 16 ounce glasses of water before I do anything. And that usually it kind of forces the morning constitution. And then I'll drink coffee. It's because his body is so frail. It's so dehydrated from all the coffee. i It absorbs the water like instantaneously. When you, when you eat hot food, what eat do you eat anything before that? No, I don't I don't eat until, um, like usually like 2 p .m. So if I if that's it, I know over time if I know I'm going to bring out the tapioca, if I know I'm going to eat hot food, I i eat a hook you like a bowl of ice cream real quick. I eat ice cream and then I'll eat like the hottest shit out there and then I'll be like sitting on the toilet later and be like, let's go ice cream. What the fuck?

Speaker: yeah that's so random when you're betting on different horses in your stomach yeah depending on depending on temperature status sure once it's been in your gut for a while it's all the same stampmp isn't it yeah i don't know about all that i don't know maybe maybe your lactose intolerant man i'm just like it could be yeah i like i drink black i drink my coffee black like about like my women um so

Speaker: Which is not really true. My wife is not black. She hates when I say that shit too. I said that to her the other day. I was like, I'll take my coffee. Like, I'm like, well, what? But she's like, you're a fucking retard. She didn't say retard. She didn't say that. I said that because she's a special ed teacher. So she would never say that. Oh, yeah I, at brian for now on, when you say, if you say that word, just use the name, ah you know, Biden. That's all you have to say. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, now I'm confused. I'm a Biden. Yeah. We, we on the big, we on the big bucket empire, we just refer to it as the hard R.

Speaker: but yeah Well, my house in my house, I can't say that word. Yeah. No, that's not. I tell my, I tell my kids, stop being a Biden.

Speaker: Yeah, that because that could be in a lot of things. I'm not going to. I don't want to go into it, but I mean, I feel like that could. That's very. Yeah, we already said we ran him like that. He's wide ranging. He's got a full rant ready to go. Don't warm him up. Don't start me. Listen, Brendan only voted for him. No, I'm just kidding. We're not talking about this. We're not talking about this. We're not doing this. You assume I vote. ah but Uh, so no, uh, yeah, I don't, I don't, I, I don't, I, so I do the, well, I guess I, I do the intermittent fasting for the most part. And I, so I drink black coffee until, and then like two o 'clock ish, three o 'clock ish, depending. Maybe sometimes I don't eat till dinner. So yeah. So black coffee, black coffee. I'm, I'm, I'm confused. I mean.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure you're supposed to put stuff in the car. He likes black coffee. You don't you don't have to put stuff in coffee. No, you don't have it. If it's black, it's got to have a ton of sugar in it. now Right. Nothing. No sugar. No, no. Are you sure you weren't in the Navy?

Speaker: No, I'm just saying. I still have my manhood. Oh.

Speaker: on On another platform as a nut on another platform I have been asked the question have you tried? ah The tick -tock shops drag up coffee yet. I Don't know what that is ah There is a guy on tick -tock called the billy bean flicker And he has a coffee called ah drag up coffee he's he's prior military and And he has a lot of different coffee flavors. He's got donut. He's got cinnamon toast crunch. He's got and it's all black coffee. You can do whatever you want with it. I don't like I don't like flavoring. It's just really bugs me. None. None. No. Dark roast. That's it. Dark roast. You're absolutely killing me. flat so Black silk. Black silk.

Speaker: Black. I don't even know what that is. Folgers. Black. No, I don't. Folgers is garbage coffee. Oh, what is wrong with this guy? Tony, I don't know how you became his co -host because I have taste. It's as strong as I have. Where? Where do you have taste? but Verb not. You don't like flavor. You don't like flavor. And you don't like. But he burned it all off with the piping hot black coffee.

Speaker: That's what happened. That's what happened. I knew there was something. I knew there was something there. You drink white claws too. Yeah, yeah, obviously. Oh, who doesn't drink white claws? I'm sorry. He butt chugs white claws, all right? Like a man. Yeah. You got to get that funnel in there. Sometimes you don't need the funnel. Well, I mean, most times. Shotgun that shit like a real man. Yeah. I mean, I do need a little bit of help. I mean, And I want to asphyxiate myself trying to butt -jug me. Tony, don't raise your hand. Don't raise your hand. Was that too obvious? I was excited. He was like, wait, I'll be right there. Yeah. Mark raised his hand. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. I saw it. We saw it. Yeah, he's it. He did it like this, though. God. I just winked at him. He's good.

Speaker: yeah Oh, oh, good God. He's saying your dick back already. Lighten up. I could never have too many. I'm just.

Speaker: All right. like don't yeah i'm saying i'm a i'm I'm a bit of a snob, um not super snob, but like ah I mostly eat organic. I would say not 100%, but like I would say 75 % of the time. and like i so The coffee I drink is Vermont, and it's it's from Vermont. It's a Vermont coffee roasters or some shit, and it's dark, and it's a dark roast, and it's organic. so Yeah, I don't I don't really venture off that trail. ah It's good coffee. I like it. So yeah, I don't know. But the flavoring I used to do French vanilla all the time, like at Dunkin Donuts. But like, I don't know. It's just, I don't know. I can't do it anymore. Drives me crazy. Can't do it. You wake up in the morning and have to have that smell like wafting under your nose. The coffee smell.

Speaker: I love the coffee. said Like I love the smell. I wouldn't I wouldn't say I have to. But no, I enjoy it. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My wife loves the smell of coffee, hates coffee. Well, really, I'm the same way. Yeah. My wife gets up and makes coffee, loves fucking coffee to death and will wake me up because she has coffee. Some of this. Hey, Brian, you want to wake up? I got it. I got it. Thank you. That's too many. so job yeah it strong I got to go to work. Bye.

Speaker: Here, drink this. I need another cup. She's like, she leaves me this much on the cup. She's like, Hey, you want some coffee? And I take like one sip and then she's like, you want to go get some more? so I had what I wanted. I'm done. I got a poop now.

Speaker: Well, boys, listen, it has been absolutely fantastic hanging out with you guys and getting to know you. We'd love to have you guys back on the show and and do this once again, if you guys are interested. Hell, yeah. That sound good? Absolutely. um I'm going to go eat some hot wings, but first, ice cream. Nice. Yeah, I bet you got coffee. Tony gets it. Tony gets it. I do. I like to have a little sweet with, with my heat. I get it. I totally get it. And I also like, when I get my dessert, I'll eat my dessert, but I'll set like a little portion of whatever I was eating before that off to the side, because then it's like a post dessert meal. You know what I mean? like yeah I get you. Mark, these guys are fucking weirdos. How do you stand? Listen, Mark hates food. I listen, I was like, dude, I made, I made risotto. He was like, Oh, we'll love risotto. Mark hates it.

Speaker: He has never tried it before, ever hates it already. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? He's like, you you put peas in it. OK, I won't put peas in it and you can try it. It's fucking rice, dude. It looks like maggots. And there you go. We do we do a shrimp jalapeno risotto. It's fantastic. Shrimp and jalapeno. Yeah, I know you're supposed to put squash in it too, but fuck squash. So it's so my wife, my wife likes it the way I do it and I do ah I have to do bacon and have to do peas. Yeah, I can't do anything else. or If I have shrimp, I have to do that on my own. That's for me. Oh, I get that portion of it. Well, where's the protein in it? I don't know. She she only wants the bacon and the peas. She's good. She loves it too.

Speaker: It's so good. Listen, I would try it. It begs me to begs me to make it. But I'll tell you what, she makes fucking the best, absolute best everything, but Brussels sprouts. And I said, Mark, have you not had Brussels sprouts lately? I'm not eating that shit. I said the same thing. Roasted Brussels sprouts. ah She does roasted Brussels sprouts and onions with with once again bacon bacon or bacon. Yep. Yep. It is absolutely fantastic. Mark won't even try it. Come on, Mark. Yeah. Sprouts to we went they look like giant boogers. We went to know dinner and I was like, this group is fantastic. He was like, fuck blue teeth if it's if it's green, I won't eat it. If you sound like my you saw my like mike my original ah partner in crime there, Jim, he if it if it comes out of the salad, no, I'm out with broccoli. If it comes out of the ground, I most likely won't eat it.

Speaker: if you have to kill it i'll eat it yeah i like the if it's what food eat he's at a carnival yeah renivore diet he's on the carnivore diet yeah i'd rather eat meat than vegetables no wonder why i have you know the problems i have but still it's just you know just something i um beat you want to you'll just get fake hips later It's not just fake hips, it's fake shoulders, fake yeah other shit. No, you know, I'll get all this. You know, it ain't going to stop it now. So it doesn't matter. Mark's half robot. Pretty sure he's fucking. No, just quarter. He's fucking chucky. No, just a quarter robot. Billion dollars. And I'm taller than fucking Chucky.

Speaker: Whatever. He says. All right. So before we let you guys go, Where can our fans, where can your viewers and our viewers find you guys? I'll go first Tony. Cause you, you have me, let's be serious. Yeah. Yeah. let's let's get right You can find me a Brendan at dad's www .com. You can send me an email and tell me how wonderful I may or may not be. That would be great. You absolutely tell them to let the prisoners go.

Speaker: done No, don't even bother. You're wasting your breath. ah But if you can't stand me, ah or even really Mark and Brian, I'd love to hear about it, or or even Tony G, which I don't even know how that's possible, hate mail at dads, www .com. ah We want to hear it now. Let the hate, let the hate flow through you and send it to me. I want, I want it. I want it. We do a hate mail episode when we get enough, we need to get enough. So, uh, but yeah, you can find dad's, uh, worldwide on all podcasts, just about wherever you can find podcasts. So, and if you're on a place that doesn't have that's worldwide, let me know. I'll get it on there. Tony.

Speaker: all you bud you can find me at all of my pod casting iterations at link tree slash tone of the rod that includes a big bucket empire dad's worldwide hazard analysis the revolutionary wrestling podcast and of course my beautiful socials where brendan goes daily to get his morning wank out of the way right after his morning copy link tree slash tone of the rod

Speaker: That's awesome guys. Thank you. Thank you guys so much for allowing us to have you on the show. ah Like I said, I had a great time. It was a bucket of laughs. I'd love to do it again. If you guys are down. No, you guys are coming on dads worldwide and we're talking politics and religion. You sons of bitches. All right. Well, um hates us I don't give a shit who hates us. Yeah. I mean, I'm in, but I'm in, but I'm probably going to do this the whole time. like They can't see my face, right? It'll only be audio. Oh, audio only. Yeah, no, you can filter. You can filter. No, I'm going to definitely. We're going to do a live just torturing you by the photos. And we get to change our voices. I get to sound like Mark. He gets to sound like me. We're good. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker: We're wearing masks. Yeah, for sure. no Thank you. Thank you, guys. But yeah, definitely. We'll have you on desk. Well, why very soon. And a show yeah, it'll be a blast. And so um we'll figure out and we'll figure out some data or whatever and go from there. um And and tell all your military friends, including yourself, we do offer that open door challenge to all military once a month. Mark wants to do that for just the military guys. Yeah. Only military. I don't know. I don't know why. I don't think I think because, you know, I had a ah the last two that we've done. I've had a lot of good comments from it. The people that were on the show said that it was fun, that it made them feel alive again and made them feel like that they were back over there just bullshit. So, you know, it's a free for all. Yep. He's a sanitationist. Cool.

Speaker: he needs He's got to shave his mustache down just a little bit.

Speaker: Mark, just shave this portion over here. What color are your eyes, bud? What color are your eyes? Oh, no, sorry. I can't. Mine are blue, sorry. I hurt you, Mark. Fuck you, Brendan. All right, ladies and gentlemen, from us here at Talking Shit, my name is Brian. I'm Mark. ah We're out of here.

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