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Speaker: Welcome everybody to another episode of nonsensical nonsense. If you guys aren't already, make sure you give us a follow on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter all under the same name, nonsensical nonsense. Welcome to the show. I am Glick and the other guy. I'm Jim. I'm Jim. I'm beat up his wife. Yes, I am. I literally just got done from work. I had to run into the office. I finally picked up my
Speaker: ID so I can actually start tomorrow Yeah, although I'm already looking at other ones Well, I actually talked to a friend of mine she used to work there and she said The pay is good, but there's no clientele so
Speaker: She wasn't making as much as she, she originally planned. So she found another place that pays, uh, with, well, it's commission only, which is basically every job here. Uh, it pays almost, she's making like $500 a week, which down here is living like a king. Like 500 American dollars a week. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 500 American.
Speaker: I didn't know that they paid you guys, American down there. I thought it was all of them. Well, you can. It depends on what job you're doing. Because it's commission, we deal with a lot of tourists. So I can be paid yen from a tourist. And I just have to know what the conversion rate is. And then I can say, OK, it's going to be this much yen as opposed to this much pesos or dollars.
Speaker: And, uh, I tell you that she got paid $500 because that's an easy translation to what it was in pesos. It's 10 ,000 pesos a month, which is about $500 or 10 ,000 pesos a week, which is about $500 a week, give or take. So you're paid by, you're paid by the client center, whoever, whoever's coming in from the tour, they pay you. Well, for instance, the job, the job that my friend has.
Speaker: She stands at the airport and as people get off the airplane they have to walk by her. It's literally designed It's a hallway that you know and she stands there and tries to sell them a taxi service to their hotel and if a lot of people don't have Transportation in their package so she sells them that so Based on what she charges she makes Commission on what she charges plus they can sell them tours and stuff like that So they can literally plan their whole week as soon as they get off the plane
Speaker: And depending on what you sell, you make X amount of commission per each sale. So, and you, you figured during spring break and stuff, there's, you know, 30, 40 flights a day that all walk by you and each flight has, you know, what 40, 50 people on it. And about half of those are already set up. They already have everything set up and they've been told to ignore everybody. And where I would be standing is literally right before
Speaker: They would get to the timeshare people. And as I said before, timeshare is the biggest waste of time and money in the history of the planet. So I don't recommend anybody buying that. Now, I know I know what you're doing. We had a bunch of those down in Charleston. They were like they sold all the tours that they were just like posted up. They'd have like
Speaker: four or five if not more Different companies that we post it all up along Market Street like right outside of stores So as soon as you come out there like hey, have you been out to Exactly poultry. Well, there's a boat trip or whatever. Have you been out to you for something there? Exactly. Well like in Cancun just in Cancun I'm not even talking about pile of Carmen stuff Just in Cancun you're talking
Speaker: 35 40 different things I can sell them not including transportation so I'm talking like There's the the ruins so you got like the Chitinita which is a giant pyramid you have Tulum, which is the first Mayan city you have like 15 different parks and They have they have
Speaker: where ATV rides, horseback riding on the beach, and, you know, jet skis, and you name it, you know, parasailing and catamaran rides out to the island. The island's actually really cool. It's one of those things. There's so many things to do. You cannot do it all. And I've been here, well, like I said, almost 20 years. 20 years will be next year. And I think I've done everything except for maybe three tours.
Speaker: So you don't even let them sons of bitches get off the plane and try to relax for a second before you start hitting them with the tourist traps. Oh, hell no. This town is one of the biggest tourist traps in the world. I mean, wrong. It's it's a lot of stuff is worth the money. Some of the stuff it's not, you know, it's like Chichen Itza is actually really cheap. You can get there for like 50 bucks with transportation, picking up from the hotel, take you there. It's a four hour bus ride.
Speaker: Well round trip round trip. It's two hours Yeah, it is a 12 -hour day but you know foods included tour guide the whole nine yards and Chitzanitza is one of my favorite places on the planet I'm you know it's it's there's a weird vibe when you get there. That's just Wow You know because it's like going to see the pyramids of Giza. You know you land in Egypt I guarantee you there's there's Mike my
Speaker: Equivalent of person standing there going. Hey you want to go see the pyramids But it's a it's a real the you know, you got to remember there's there's thousands of people to come here each week and There's people that can be here the entire week and not do anything. They don't leave the resort and and which you know to each their own and
Speaker: But, you know, I was always the kind of guy I would, I never leave my resort because that's what I paid for. But, but to see the local flavor and local, uh, fun stuff is just, oh, it's amazing. I'm going to look over the fence for my resort and see it. I don't need to go see a new person. Well, a lot of the resorts, some of the resorts, you know, you have in between Cancun and Playa. It's, um, it's, it's, uh,
Speaker: There's a 35 45 -minute drive between the two cities, but there are resorts in between and You look over the fence of resort you're seeing jungle. I mean it's literally Your it's your resort and then another three miles down the road is the next resort so you can be secluded if you want, but you got Cancun Playa Del Carmen Tulum and Porto Morelos and one other
Speaker: that all flights come into one airport. There's one airport for the whole area. So the nice thing is it doesn't matter where they're going. I can sell them something as opposed to being in the hotel zone, just in the hotels and stuff. There's only so much you can sell them.
Speaker: Well, that's a nice thing down there. Yeah. And that and the nice thing down there is for the most part, you guys have nice weather. I'm like here in a fucking Ohio where last week it was in the seventies. And today I woke up to about three to four inches of snow on the ground. I saw that one of my buddies that, uh, he went to Clear Fork with me. He didn't go to the career center with us, but, but he, uh, he posted yesterday.
Speaker: It's an outline picture of Ohio and then a salt bag in the picture and then his woods out in front of him and he says, the joys of Ohio. And then today it snows. And I said, you can miss somebody off somewhere.
Speaker: Yeah, it was, it was crazy because, uh, you know, yesterday, it was still nice yesterday. I think it got up to like 60 some degrees yesterday. So, you know, I drive trucks. So I'm always driving around little towns and whatnot. I should you not everybody and their brother was out on their mowers, trying to get their grass cut in time to beat the fucking slope. What's going on?
Speaker: Well, yeah, they, they, they've been, they've been telling us for about a week now that it was, it was coming, but you know how the weather can change. I mean, they say it's going to snow. And then 12 hours later, it's there. It's a blizzard. Yeah, exactly. They're going to tell you it's going to be 75 and sunny. And then you walk outside and it's on rain. Yeah. It's a typhoon out there. So, I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, we knew it was coming. Hell, they've been talking about it. But Cancun has a weird weather system. It's it's for a quote unquote small town air quotes there. It's it's you know, it's like four or five million people. But but weird things have happened where it could be raining across the street. It's a dry bone. Charleston used to do that. It would. It's freaky.
Speaker: It would be a blue sky, sun was shining, and it would just be pouring down rain. But then literally across the street, nothing. It was so crazy. And I think it does that down in Florida too. I don't know if it's just being on the coast or what it is, but it's so crazy. And you can look out. Yeah, you can look out. I mean, in Charleston, it's called the Low Country because it's below sea level. But it's also flat. So you could be a flat -ish.
Speaker: So you could be on James Island and you could look out across and see downtown Charleston and you could see it pouring down rain there. And there's nothing but blue skies where you are on the island. It was wild. It was the craziest thing because here it was raining. It's fucking raining everywhere.
Speaker: That's that's the one thing like you you guys like for instance You check the weather before you go to bed and stuff because you drive the truck we check the weather here because they'll close the port and The day before is perfect day and people buying trips to the island Out on islamo headus. It's a it's a elongated island. It's By golf cart you can get from one end to the other in about an hour and a half and they're not very fast golf carts and seriously governed
Speaker: Oh, I believe. But, you know, you'd, you'd have the, the harbor master, he'd closed down the port and you just see all the, the people that sell tours go, Oh no, because they sold 15, is the more headest catamaran trips. And now they can't sit, they have to get the money back or reschedule. And can you really, can you still call him, what'd you call him a port master?
Speaker: Oh yeah. It's a harbor master, a harbor master. Can you still call him a master in 2021? I don't know. They should cancel that. I guess, but what's up bubble. Welcome to the, uh, to the show, man. How are you doing? I'm Facebook. I'm not getting his, I'm not getting his, uh, messages, which is weird. You need willing back. Okay.
Speaker: Haas is one of my OG periscope friends. He came in trying to be a troll. See, I've never used periscope. I've never used periscope. It's gone now. They just ended it last month or whatever. Oh, really? Yeah, they did away with the app because it was Twitter owned. Now it's Twitter live or whatever. But I met him several years back. He came in and tried to be a troll, and he couldn't troll me. And then we became friends. So do you have any news for us today, sir?
Speaker: Uh -huh. Well, the weather's shitty. We already spent too much time talking about the weather. Welcome to. Yeah. New Weather Talk with Chris and Jeff. Yeah. Working at our own show on the Weather Channel. As long as it's not CNN. The Weather Channel. I got a few things here that I was kind of scrolling through last night and today and whatnot looking at.
Speaker: So, you're down there in Cancun, you're a tourist destination. You guys probably get a lot of weddings and whatnot down there. I would bet. Destination weddings. Like, destination weddings. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. God of Florida gets a lot of destination weddings. I think, technically, quote unquote, my girlfriend and I, when we get married, it'll be a destination wedding because it'll be down in Tennessee where she's from.
Speaker: So destination for you. She's like, it's my backyard for me and my family. But no, it's really pretty down there. So I'm all I'm all in for going down there to get married. But is she going to move back up to Ohio or are you going to? Yeah, no, no, no, I can't. Trust me, if I could leave Ohio, I'd still be in Charleston. But I had to come home because my kids are up here. But I understand.
Speaker: speaking of weddings, um, and, uh, and Southwest ranches, Florida. Okay. Uh -oh. It's Florida. We know it's bad at this wedding. You know, you hear wedding crashers. Well, at this wedding, the bride and groom of the crashers, Courtney Wilson and Samita Jones invited friends and family to their dream home in a state for their wet for their weekend wedding.
Speaker: Celebration for ceremony on Saturday, brunch on Sunday, you know, the whole nine yards. There's just one problem. The house that they were doing the wedding at, they didn't own 16 ,300 square foot mansion that they didn't have permission to use. They 100%, and we're gonna go date myself here, Axel Foley, that mansion.
Speaker: This is supposed to be round. I love movies. Needless to say. And of course, they obviously got busted. Yeah. So this is Fort Lauderdale. This is state. It has everything. A bowling alley. Waterfall, hot tub. This courts is about 800 foot bar.
Speaker: Wilson said it was God's plan that the couple get married there. It was God's plan that they break into somebody else's mansion. And we're just going to borrow this for a couple days. Exactly. How the audacity to, oh my gosh, I don't think I could, I could actually like the balls on those people. I mean that, that couple has balls the size of my car.
Speaker: because you know it's not gonna go off without a hitch. No wedding, no wedding in the history of weddings has gone off exactly as planned. And you're talking about the venue being the plan. Yeah. The venue being somebody else's house. So Nathan Finkel who owns the place, he never gave him permission obviously. And he was stunned when Wilson showed up Saturday morning
Speaker: to set up and he called the police. Not only did they try to steal this man's house to have their wedding, he was home. Oh my God. So we're here to set up and he's like, who are you? Why are you here?
Speaker: And he was like, and they keep harassing me and calling me. They said they're having a wedding here and it's God's message. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. See, all I want is for it to stop. I sent the blades to the big guy. Yeah. So this is poor bastard. He's got 200 people at his gate, I'm assuming, going, this is God's plan. Let us win. We must marry here.
Speaker: What is going on? And then they were met because he called the police. That's the one time you can't be mad. That's even on my property.
Speaker: He's like, what the **** is going on? He's like, I'm just trying to watch **** dances with the stars, man. So, oh my gosh. That's that's Jeff. Yeah. My mic is backwards. You can't see my mic. It's in front of my face. Yeah. Mine's mine's attached to my head because it's cheap. So, we're doing this on the cheap.
Speaker: While we're here, the oddest of listeners to the podcast, the one person I never thought would last more than five minutes on an episode of listening to an episode, my mother listens to every millisecond. And she said Saturdays was her favorite. Nice. Well, hello, Mom. Appreciate you listening.
Speaker: So yeah, she had the nicest things to say about the way you were able to rant while I had and pushed that car and almost killed myself doing it. I literally went less than a block and almost died. So I told Jeff, so guys, I told Jeff tonight before, before we started this, I asked the ever under for interruptions and distractions for tonight's show is going to be five. So anybody listening, if you're in the comments right now,
Speaker: Uh, let us know what you think. We're going to have five or less. We're going to definitely less because that's what I was doing before we went live. We, we actually planned to go live, uh, almost an hour ago. We were, we're actually going live at the time we, we originally planned, but, but I literally contacted you and I said, Hey, let's try to go early because you have to work tomorrow. I have to work tomorrow. We'll get to bed a decent hour.
Speaker: And then my wife came home and, and I sat everybody down. I said, listen, we're not going to have another shit show like Saturday. So everybody sit down, watch TV, shut the fuck up. I can only imagine you and your wife, Peter, you got a beard, one hand.
Speaker: I'm Jeffrey Dean Morgan from **** Walking Dead. I got a baseball bat with barbed wire on it. I'm like that. Somebody's going to get this. You sons of **** embarrassed me last time. Let's not have that happen again. Oh my god.
Speaker: But like I said, my mom thought that was hilarious. She's like, I can totally see that. Cause you know, I'm the kind of guy that literally I've told all my neighbors, if you need anything, just let me know. Uh, I just forgot to mention if I'm busy, go away. Hence why I'm in my bedroom. Hence the white wall. I need to put something back here, but, uh, hence why the bedroom today, because I refuse to be bothered today.
Speaker: and forever again, because I know you said you didn't mind, but I minded. I was like, oh, you are a huge distraction. Also, also proves of your distractions. You got to listen to episode, the one you recorded Saturday. I literally, I'm like, I'll be right back.
Speaker: Just neighbor comes over. He's drunk. He's Mexican. He's he's he's slurring and stumbling through Spanish. Just trying to talk to him. Next thing you know, just just like, oh, fucking, I got to go be I'll be right back, guys. And it's just just gets up and. Well, my explanation behind that, and I have to also explain why I was in the car, because that was mentioned a lot.
Speaker: Even my mom was like, why were you in the car? There's four people that live in this house. And it's me, my wife and my kids. And I know that my kids being five and 10 are going to try to bother me. Now, my wife does a pretty good job of wrangling them around and say, no, leave your dad alone. He's busy. But my wife had her best friend over.
Speaker: Which they literally their their alter egos are spongebob and patrick star So they get to giggling and goofing off and the kids, you know The kids were actually supposed to be going to bed. You can actually hear in episode three my wife yelling at the kids No, he lives in mexico. So he's surrounded by my neighbors. I'm surrounded by my i'm the whitest thing for 60 blocks
Speaker: But I sat in the car to not to, you know, be, be able to be quiet and not have any background noise. And that worked out like a shit show. Yeah, it happens. But this time, since it's just my wife and kids and the kids are all watching a movie. I came up to the bedroom, set everything up in the bedroom so I could go live here.
Speaker: And through your wife being around that way, they knew that you meant business. Oh yeah. I meant business. Well, like I said, I went to the, this is, this is what I wear underneath my uniform because it's, uh, it's just a polo shirt, but you know, it gets warm and it's, I I've yet to install the fan in this room. So it gets warm in here. They need to get you, uh, if you don't already have it, you need to get you some of them, uh, air wicking, uh, like, uh, like Nike polos that are.
Speaker: Yeah, the thing is in Mexico, you can get Nike polos for like a dollar twenty five. Don't watch it. Yeah. It might say Nicki. No, they do have they have an outlet mall here, but they call it an outlet mall, but everything in there is flawless. It's just where the Nike store is in general. Nothing in there is outlet at all.
Speaker: Not like an outlet mall like you and I know I you know, I first heard about I was like, there's an outlet mall here sweet and we can get t -shirts for like a buck We got there and I was like this is all perfect. Well, we have tanger up here. I mean Which has been around forever because I remember right when we was in high school We used to go to the Jefferson outlet mall, which was essentially yeah I mean it is cheaper than going to the Nike store or Adidas or whatever or
Speaker: You might only get two pockets on your pants, but you know, no, that's it's it's all name, right? It's like all the actual name. It's just it's they have the actual stores It's just cheaper than than going and buying it like at the mall or you know, whatever So it's not a whole lot cheaper, but it is a little bit cheaper Yeah, well they have they have a store in the outlet mall area here. That's kind of like a JC penny kind of thing it's you know all the brands they're they're discounted they're like last season or whatever but
Speaker: I've got some really cool t -shirts out of there for pretty cheap. I got my beavis and butthead t -shirt out of there Because You know, they're coming back with like all new episodes and all that shit would be with some ahead. Oh, no kidding I don't know if it's out already or not. But I think it might be I think I heard something about that Supposedly I didn't find out I did find out that I
Speaker: And this is news today. Have you ever seen the show How I Met Your Mother? Yeah, I used to love that show. They're rebooting How I Met Your Father, starring Hilary Duff. Ew. Exactly. My thoughts. Do you know she was just in the news because she gave birth. She just had another little baby about a month or so ago. Another little boy, I think.
Speaker: But she did it at home in the bathtub. Nice. So of course they're doing the whole empowerment thing, blah, blah, blah. But that wasn't the headline of the story. The headline of the story was that she was able to hold out long enough for her nine -year -old son to get there right as the baby was coming out. To watch. Yeah. So you're in a bathtub full of water.
Speaker: That's what I want to see. It's got blood, it's got shit, it's got afterbirth, it's got all this gross stuff in there. And you're like, hey Billy, come here and take a look. Just in time to look down at your mom's snooch as this creature is coming out of it underwater.
Speaker: the nine -year -old's over in the toilet, throwing up two seconds later. Who pays for that kid's therapy? Well, she's got enough money. I think she can. She did that. What's up? The Lizzie McGuire show. She's got enough money. She can pay for that kid's therapy. But yeah, I'm not sold on how I met your father. Yeah, I don't know how. I don't know if they're going to be able to read. I mean, I'll check out the first couple of episodes when it comes out with like, uh,
Speaker: And then I'll determine if it's a bullshit or not. I'm really particular about my shows. Yeah. And I usually wait until there's three or four seasons so I can watch them all at once. So like I watched, I waited Game of Thrones till the last season was getting ready to start and I just started season one. Yeah. Just so I could watch the whole thing in entirety.
Speaker: I just tagged him in the comments. He's not in he's not on Facebook. Yeah, I I do that with certain shows I love to binge watch shows I do too. I do too. I like said well you you said you're watching Falcon weller soldier no spoiler well well I
Speaker: Yeah, the Disney thing with with the Marvel shows like WandaVision and Falcon and Winter Soldier and Loki, I've been waiting so long for the first seasons to come out. Yeah, I'm not going to wait until they're done. I totally want to see Loki. I think it's going to be amazing. Yeah, Loki looks like it's going to be good. Tom Middleton is the shit. He's the kid. The guy's amazing. Falcon and Winter Soldier wins. Is it good? So good. Because I haven't the last two episodes of it. I watched the book.
Speaker: Oh, you sons of bitches. I knew you were doing this. And you did it exactly like the comics. I was like, oh, yeah. I mean, no, no, no movie, no Marvel movie, no DC movie has been 100 % exactly to the T. Falcon and Winter Soldier has been the closest. I mean, and it was kidding. It was. Wow. Man, you got to watch it. Well,
Speaker: I'm planning to I'm waiting for Loki to finish like I'm waiting for Loki to start then finish Watch it all yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna wait so I can watch them all at once I My Disney plus I I turned it off for a while because they didn't really have anything on there and I wanted to wait and I waited until Wandavision started and I was like should I get it? Yeah, I'm gonna wait until it's over
Speaker: Got Disney waiting spoilers avoiding spoilers is the worst. Holy shit Spoilers were hard to to to to avoid for Wanda vision just because the way they made it in the way it was not so much for Falcon because I've been lucky I've been lucky and
Speaker: Right. Well, founder of Rockland Winter soldiers came up really, really fast behind Wandavision, correct? Yeah, I came out. Yeah. So just a couple of weeks after the last, the last episode of Wandavision. Well, unfortunately, I follow all this stuff on YouTube that talks about the Marvel universe and, you know, the movies and all that stuff. And, uh, you know, I, I started following that stuff to find out any info on, uh,
Speaker: endgame what that year in between right before endgame came out and because everybody's dying for info even the name and unfortunately I haven't unsubscribed to those because you know they occasionally come up with some good content and now I scroll through my
Speaker: my YouTube feed and I'm like, or my YouTube subscriptions on my past, past, past. The cool thing about most of those YouTubers though, excuse me, is, you know, they'll put in their title, don't watch spoiler alert. So they're not trying, they're not trying to get you like, you know, yeah, they're not trying to spoil it for you. But I want, I want as little information as possible. My, my son, he's,
Speaker: He's watched everything they got. And I'm like, turn that off. I don't want to hear it. He's like, I want to hear it. I'm like, so use the phone because he's closing up on the big TV. And I'm like, I'm, you know, I'm cooking in the kitchen and I hear stuff about Wandavision. I'm like, shut up. Watch something else. Watch out too. Get off that shit. You're not allowed to watch YouTube anymore. No. They watch some of the weirdest stuff on YouTube. All kids do. Well, you know, the, the biggest YouTuber in the world, right?
Speaker: You know who's made the most money out of YouTube ever? I know that little Ryan kid makes it. Well, that little Ryan kid is number two. Do you know who number one is? And then the other one will surprise you. The other one that my son likes, I think both my boys like him. I don't think they're one of the top ones, but I know they're huge. Is that FG TV? Oh my God. My kids, my kids watch that all the time. Don't they make you feel like a big piece of shit for not spending more time with your kids?
Speaker: Not only do they make me feel like a big piece of shit, but I was like, how the hell are these lunatics making me feel like a bad pair? Yeah, I'll tell you what, though. They make some good content. They crack me up. That dad is funny as shit.
Speaker: They make a lot. I mean, they they do so much different stuff, but it's like, well, they got like nine channels. Yeah, I guess if I was making millions and millions of dollars on YouTube a month, yeah, I could probably not feel like such a piece of shit and spend time with my kids to put your kids watch that hobby kids TV. I don't know. I know you want to feel like a piece of shit as a parent. My girls are older, so they're watching.
Speaker: music videos and stuff about like Riverdale and all that silly shows that they watch. Hey, don't don't knock on Riverdale. I'm telling you what. I was never a big Archie comic fan, but that Riverdale is fucking badass. Yeah. So effective immediately. We have an opening for a new co -host. No, I'll tell you what. I'm not I'm not a diehard fan or anything, but it was interesting to watch. You know, it was at the time when I first started watching it, I watched it because there's nothing else on.
Speaker: and I was like, oh, you know what? Archie is a comic, okay? It's not terrible. It's a little overdramatic. And the fact that the chick that plays Veronica shows up every day, like she's going, she shows up to school, like she's going to the fucking Oscars. And I'm like, yeah, that doesn't happen in high school. Right? What's up, Brandon? What's going on, Bubba? Got another Facebook. But the number one YouTuber to ever come off of YouTube, the answer will surprise you.
Speaker: It's Justin Bieber.
Speaker: Well, he started, he started on YouTube. He, you know, he put out a couple of songs when he was like, what, a eight on, on YouTube. And Justin Timberlake saw it and was like, I'm going to sign that kid. Oh, whoever. Justin Timberlake find it, found a chick. Way to steal another thing from the black man. You racist son of a bitch.
Speaker: Don't worry, y 'all. I got you. Glitz here. Yeah, we got your back. But but yeah, technically, if you really want to get technical about it, that dude. Say what you want about him, but he made some serious cash.
Speaker: Not that I would want to be Justin Bieber because I don't want to be right before you watch Riverdale. I can. I can. While I watch it, please. I can honestly and categorically say I could not name one of his songs. I couldn't, but in my defense, I have daughters. So yeah. Well, yeah. Well, don't get wrong. On the other hand, I can name so many
Speaker: Mexican or Cuban and how's that other Brazilian reggaeton singers than most white men should ever know. Most Americans should not know because my wife you know 20 years in Mexico you should be able to name at least
Speaker: Well my wife my wife she's she's really weird about about Her songs she'll find like five six songs a month and listen nothing But those five or six songs for that month and the next month is another five six songs And then the the old ones will pop up occasionally in her playlist but her and her friend will literally sit on the couch and Take over the TV and watch the same 15
Speaker: uh, music videos over and over and over. And I'm like, I'm going to go report a podcast. This is bullshit. Brandon, he could borrow my Justin Bieber CD, but you never gave it back to me. Got a couple of smart asses in the Facebook chat. Another one of my, one of my periscope OGs. All right.
Speaker: I don't really listen to, surprisingly, I don't really listen to a lot of music anymore. All I do is listen to podcasts. I mean, when I do put on music, it's just a playlist that I have. And a lot of the shit's old. I don't listen to a lot of new stuff. Oh, no, I'm the same. Except for when I do my lives and I have to put on the background. Yeah, I have. I have. I literally put on YouTube 90s playlist.
Speaker: and just let that play or I'll put in 90s country. I can't, there's a couple of new songs I like, but nothing where I'm like, oh my gosh, this is the greatest song ever. Yeah. I mean, there's a couple of new artists. Hoss is now yelling at Brandon in the chat room for not returning my CD. Get a hoss. You tell him motherfuckers.
Speaker: Um, yeah, I mean, this is a few newer country singers that I like. Um, but I can't remember the guy's name. That guy that sings the, uh, I can make a drink. Chris, is Chris something Jensen or, uh, I can make a drink. I can fix a drink. I can fix a drink is the name of the song. Yeah. 90s music is the absolute best. Yeah. 80s and 90s music. Oh yeah. I was really, I was real big into grunge. So I have, you know,
Speaker: You know, I Nirvana and all that shit I I love I love some old -school. I guess now you would call old -school old -school What's what's us? Offspring and yeah offspring and Like live spring. Okay. No, that's
Speaker: The song of the well, one song by saliva that click, click, boom. I love that song. I think that song would get you pumped. I think you mean click, click, boom. You wish. That's the thing. It happens. I keep telling my kids that that song, you know, the old bad of the bone by George Thierry good. I keep telling my kids, you know, they wrote the song about me and my kids are young enough where they're like, really? I'm like, of course.
Speaker: Yeah. Jeff and I have a similar taste in music, but we grew up together. We love Justin Bieber and we're not ashamed to say it. Our first concert was New Kids on the Block. We went together. Yeah, and held hands and danced.
Speaker: Also, you know what speaking of speaking of boy bands, you know, Justin Timberlake that motherfucker can act That movie in time he did with the chick from What's her name's Amanda Siegfried or whatever that movie was badass is It's there's no more money. It's it's it's time. Oh Yeah
Speaker: he's got a new movie on Netflix where he's like a convict or a felon and he gets released from jail and like his brother's kid is like this boy who's gay or transgender or something. But basically he, he, you know, he takes him in his, his brother dies or some shit, but he takes him in and he fills in the new
Speaker: dad role, but there's a whole, you know, it's all dramatic and he's a convict and this kid is this and blah, blah, blah, blah. It's, but then there's a couple fights. Yeah. Excuse me. There's a couple of fight scenes where he beats the absolute hell. Cause he's like in this hibbly ass right in that town, probably where house is from and you know, like the older people like make fun of this kid. So he goes into a bar and just beats the other loving hell out of two dudes. And I'm like,
Speaker: They were picking on him. They were picking on the younger brother, right? I think I saw a Facebook video about that. You grew up 15 minutes from Justin Timberlake's house boss. I had to bring up the Facebook thing up here. So I wasn't like constantly looking away over here and just disappear and see it. Well, Luke Perry went to Clear Fork.
Speaker: No, I went to Fredericktown. No, he did not. Yes, he did. He went to Clear Fork because my he grew up in the Clear Fork trailer park. Born born. Well, I don't know. He might have gone to Fredericktown for a short time, but he might have graduated. I think he graduated from Clear Fork, though. I don't know. Nobody can ask him. He he passed away. No, but you know who can ask who?
Speaker: I remember that. Yeah, find out. Well, let me. I just I just I just typed in Google to the Google. No, I typed in Google to the Google search bar. And it went and it shut down the entire Internet for the world. Yeah, it was like you fucking dummy.
Speaker: There's a TV show in Britain. It's called the IT crowd. Have you seen that? It's about it's about two guys. They work in IT for this big company and this girl that knows nothing about IT is in charge of them and they convince her to tell the board that no one should type Google into the Google search because it will shut down the internet.
Speaker: They're constantly messing with her or shit like that. She's like, uh, can you check out my laptop? Something's wrong with it. And it turns around and there's like 10 million viruses on it that, you know, pop -up viruses. And since the eighties, Hey, there's house. Now you can see how some, Oh, there you go.
Speaker: I think I did. I think I did break Google. It's not working. I graduated from Frederictown High School. He was born in Mansfield. He was born in Mansfield. Well, yeah, I was born in Mansfield, but, you know, that's just says I was born in Mansfield General Hospital. He was there for the entire four years. Okay. So maybe he did, uh, younger years at Clearford.
Speaker: Maybe you're just fucking wrong and you won't admit they have a plaque. They have a plaque with a picture on in the cafeteria. So does East Knox. Do they really? I don't know. They probably do. But he was in the he was in the he was in the in the region like he was in our in our conference or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did he play sports?
Speaker: I don't know if he played sports or not, but we played Frederick. They were in there. Now they've broken all the divisions up. So I don't know, but in our, in our conference back in the day, Frederick town was there. Yeah. Well, I'm sure, I'm sure it's still there because, uh, clear fork played all you, all the conference, everybody that went to the career center. Yeah. For the most part, like we didn't play Lexington and Lexington went to, uh, uh, what's it called? Um,
Speaker: They had another name for it. Oh, I can't remember what it's called. Yeah, Lexington went to a totally different JBS or career center or whatever. And they were like right next door to you guys. Yeah, which always boggled my mind. But we never played them in football either. I don't think. Maybe we did. Maybe we didn't. I don't remember. I don't know. Love you too, Hoss. I saw that. Full homo, buddy.
Speaker: Yes. Whip it out onto his forehead there, Chris. Well, it's not big enough. You said it, not me. I have a shirt that says it. I saw a shirt the other day that I have to make or buy. It says, ask me about my ninja uniform. And when you ask the guy, they lift it up over their head, and it's got a ninja mask on the other side. And I was like, that is dope.
Speaker: I want that. Nope. I legit have a shirt that says TB, TPG on the front of it. And TPG stands for tiny pecker game. It was, it was made by a friend of our friend of mine off of TikTok. She made what three or four of us those shirts. Cause we were in my line one night jumping around about it. And she was like, Oh, I make sure it's I'm making all of you guys a shirt. So it was made like a security shirt. So it's got like a badge on the chest and this is TPG across the bed.
Speaker: I'll have to wear it one time during the live. Nice. As a joke for my dad's 50th birthday or something, one of his buddies gave him a fake diploma. It was called the Dickey -Doo diploma. It was all his puns in it. But at the very end, the one good thing about the Dickey -Doo diploma, it sticks out longer than your Dickey -Doo. I always remember that line. I was like, hell yeah.
Speaker: It always cracked me up. You got that dicky doo belly. Hell yeah. Oh my God. I'm starting to get a belly. I know you are. You've had a belly for longer, longer than me though. You calling me fat. So, so last week, not, not so many words. So last week you completely derailed the podcast this week. You come on here and you, and he called me fat on the show. I'm some fat. Is that what we're doing now? But you, you are a bigger guy than I.
Speaker: Am I wrong? And not just in height, but if I was your height, I would look like a string bean. I'm not probably there. Yeah, I'm almost a foot taller than you. Yeah, pretty much. I just have a protective layer over my six pack. I always tell people it's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sex machine.
Speaker: And then your wife's like, that's the t -shirt I want. Tank only lasts for about 30 seconds. On a good day.
Speaker: You have any more news for us, sir? Oh my gosh. Wow. We have to talk about that. That article I sent you, we talked about it on, I think we just talked about it, uh, last week. It was the guy who tried to, to try to rob Wendy's with the fucking big elevator. Yeah. I think it was last week. We're going to post that onto the Facebook page. It was not about it. He was, he was actually arrested.
Speaker: Yeah, boy. And now he's charged with a deadly weapon and for capturing an alligator slash crocodile, whatever it was, and assault. So he's facing three charges because he's a dumbass and trying to worry about Raba Wendy's with a
Speaker: a baby alligator well i'm sure there's like some kind of weird like alumni or alumni i was looking at houses uh like some kind of like animal uh oh it's a protection yeah like animal endangerment or or some dumb shit i only read about half the article because i couldn't stop laughing but but uh but yeah it was like animal endangerment plus not only animal endangerment it's technically a protected wildlife yeah
Speaker: And so he, since he caught it, but you know, it could have been walking across his driveway. I'm like, come here, buddy, get in the truck. I'm going to go to Wendy's. I mean, it is a very Florida thing to do. So I'm going to randomly grab an alligator and.
Speaker: I don't know. I got this alligator. What should I do with it? Oh, let's go rob Wendy's. Yeah. He's like, he's driving down the road. He sees baby alligator. Oh, I'll save this thing. Wait. I'm hungry. I have no money for gas to go drop this thing off. Let's go get some. Let's go get some money, buddy. Welcome to your new home at Wendy's. I just want to I want the report from the Wendy's employee that saw this alligator come through the drive through window. It's like, what the shit?
Speaker: Yeah, in all honesty, they probably didn't even faze on their layout. It was Florida. It was an alligator crawling through my feet. Hey guys, it's Wednesday. Alligator Wednesday. Bring your alligator. I feared out what day it is today. It's Wednesday. Shit, I forgot. I thought it was Thursday all day. Bring your alligator to Wendy's on Wednesdays and get a free baconator. Hell yeah. I used to work at Wendy's. We actually came up with an acronym for Wendy's.
Speaker: when I worked there because we were dumb and bored, we called it, we need desperate young sluts because it actually spells Wendy. You're, you're crossing into, um, uh, pedophilic tendencies right there. Yeah. That's what we called it because it's, that's what we could figure out. What's Wendy spelled. I hated that job. Oh my gosh. Working fast food is the worst job you can ever do.
Speaker: It's degrading. I have fortunately never had to do it, but you speak of wild animals. Yes, go ahead. I'm curious. And in all places in the world, this one comes from Canberra, Australia.
Speaker: Uh oh. Aussies are crazy. Aussies are crazy. It's not even the Aussies that are crazy. Every fucking animal or creature or bug in that country wants to kill, eat, or destroy anything in its head. You have some of the craziest fucking animals on one island. Like how are they? It's like a whole island. All the monsters live there.
Speaker: So they all generated to one area. That's the weirdest thing. Yeah, exactly. So this gentleman, Alex White, thought he was watching a huge worm in a plastic wrap lettuce head and a head of lettuce that he bought from the supermarket for the grocery store. He just bought it home from Sydney supermarket until the snake tongue flipped.
Speaker: So he thought this was a worm until the tongue came out. Okay. He freaked out when his little tongue came out of his mouth and started flicking around and realized it was a snake because worms don't have tongues. Well, he's a goddamn wormologist. Genius. I definitely, he said I definitely. Really?
Speaker: He said, I definitely kind of panicked a little bit. The snakes turned out to be a venomous pale headed snake that authorities said made an 870 kilometer or 540 mile trip journey to Sydney from the packing plant in Australia city of now. I get to be the one fucking up names. I think I nailed that. I think I nailed that too.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: it's the size of a melon, but then you get it home. It's the size of a golf ball because of the leaves. Yeah. But uh, I would show myself. I'm not a snake person. So, it's a cold, you know. So, this, he bought it at an Aldi down. I didn't even know they had Aldi over there. But here's the kicker. So, you got this venomous snake in your head of lettuce. That's about from Aldi's. So, he calls the
Speaker: I would be embarrassed to call the authorities. I just take out a butcher knife and kill it and call it a day
Speaker: Yeah, right. Exactly. Just kill it and be done with it. Just cut the cut the head of less than half and be like, well, now I can make my salad. Yeah, exactly. My sandwich. That's what he did. So after the stick, he got it out of the bag or they got it out of the bag or whatever. Then he just like wins the lettuce off and made the sandwich. I think the last thing I want to do is eat lettuce. I want to refund motherfucker. I don't want to eat lettuce. It just had a venomous snake because I'm no snake expert.
Speaker: I am no snake expert. I don't know how they work, but I would imagine if it's slithering around and maybe it decides to eat a little bit of lettuce.
Speaker: or take a hit. I know most venomous snakes, they can release their, when they bite, they have glands, they can release their venom, but still, hey, you got shit and everything else in there. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. And just a little bit of water ain't going to cover that. No, I'm going back to all the, you'd be like, listen, motherfucker. Yeah. I think it's going to be a hard pass. Aaron on their ass. And I take the,
Speaker: Dead snake with me like this motherfucker was in my lettuce. Yeah Granted I'm sure it wasn't very big if he thought it was But you know speaking Australia they got some like you said they got crazy animal they got the funnel web spider and
Speaker: You know, and the funnel web spider can like kill a man by looking at it. Not to mention fucking them swole ass kangaroos that will just run up on you like a grown ass man. And beat your ass like you were boxing Tyson. There's a video of a kangaroo that is attacking a man's dog and his kangaroo like legit has this dog in a headlock.
Speaker: and he's like hitting him. Just light this dog up. So, so the the dog's owner is like, what the **** did I do? Yeah. The dog's owner like runs up. Kangaroo lets the dog go and he like bows up on the owner and the owner just hits you with the right hook.
Speaker: That's a shit I would love to watch like I'd be sitting there like somebody give me a bag of popcorn I'm like and you like my cigarette. I don't want to look away. This is So I mean like the kangaroo bows up and looks at him like the fuck but he thought about it for a second He's like I really want to fight this man or should I just go about? But did you see the video I posted the video I
Speaker: on our Facebook page and I'd seen the video years ago and it popped up on my page and I had to post to that bear scratching his back. It's a fence post and this fence post has got to be what, six foot high. And there's a big water barrel behind it and he's scratching his back, was doing this, you know, and there's a rope attached to it and he keeps fucking with that rope and that rope swings down with the force of a fucking whip.
Speaker: and cracks that bear in the balls. You see that bear just kind of, he kind of, he kind of walks it off for a second and then the pain hits him and he just kind of slowly collapses. And you're like, oh man, I know that pain. He just ruined that bear's whole week. Like his whole week, you know, I don't know what bears do, but you know, it's like a Wednesday and he's like, man, I'm having a good week, man. I'm doing bear things. I'm scratching my back. Mother fucker.
Speaker: I could just see that bear going back to his buddies going, dude, you will not guess what happened to me today. Why are you limping, Bob? Well, let me tell you about my day. His little bear buddies are like, man, my wife is nagging, blah, blah, blah. He's like, no, no, no, listen. He's a motherfucker. I should back myself on the nuts today. And I laid there on the ground for 20 minutes crying. Your wife ain't got shit on that rope. Yeah.
Speaker: But holy crap, I watched that video twice before I posted it. Just die and laugh. And because you know it's coming, it's in the title. And you're just like, you can't look away. It's a car crash. You know, a hundred percent that bears about to get completely fucking wrecked. And he does. Oh, he collapses. Oh, I would. I would. Speaking of boxing,
Speaker: the kangaroo thing. Yes. We were talking. I want to fight a kangaroo. I don't want to fight a kangaroo. I know. I have a friend in Australia that I told him that he's friends with both Summer and I. And I told him, you know, we want to come out there and visit him sometime. And of course him and I are going to have a drinking contest.
Speaker: I don't have to teach him a lesson but I told him I said I could get real fucked up. I want to go fight a gangaroo but I don't want to but I don't want to go fight one of them like jack. You want like a three month old. No, no, I like the retarded one. You know, the one that's got like he's got a he's got a T -Rex WX arm. The other one is pointed in the other direction. You know, maybe it's like a truck. Yeah, that's the one I want to fight.
Speaker: Uh, but no, the, the one thing where I was talking to a buddy of mine, he he's, uh, his, well, I used to work for his dad and he's golden gloves champ of, of Mexico, like Olympics, the whole nine yards. Right. And I said, you know what, dude, I would never get in the ring. You know, I've been in a couple of fights in my day, but I would never get in the ring with anybody in a boxing match because I'm not that guy.
Speaker: but he says, oh, I want to go up against, you know, he, he just got signed by, um, uh, Oh, what's his fucking name? I can't remember his name. Oh, it's going to drive me nuts. He got signed by a big, a big, uh, boxer in the States. And you would know, as soon as I said the name, he was like, Oh, I know that guy.
Speaker: but he's like oh yeah they're setting me up with uh because he's he's he's about your height but he's about my size you know he's he's not he's he's well not welterweight but you know he's mid -range and uh he uh he says a buddy of mine is getting ready to go up against uh uh tyson and he says i don't want to do that fight i'm like dude
Speaker: That's an easy fight granted i'm gonna lose you give me three shots of patrone i'm ready to go Because i'll take time feeding like tyson fury. He's getting ready to go up against tyson fury the gypsy like mike like mike Like it's a it's an exhibition And I was like dude, I want to see look at the comments
Speaker: the the
Speaker: the kind that looks like Freddie Mercury but with... No, she's saying you look like Freddie Mercury with good feet. Oh, thanks a lot. I'll be with your wife, Peter. AIDS and all. AIDS and all. That hurts. That's crazy. That's crazy apart. Oh, damn. Yes, that's too soon. Pause too soon. Yes, no AIDS.
Speaker: Oh, right. The jugular. Oh my gosh. She doesn't pull her punches. Jesus. That would be Hoss and my girlfriend, tag teaming and team. They did this shit to me Saturday night, man. So, you know, I do my Saturday night lives. Right. And I'm in my life. They joined. They joined. They created a
Speaker: they they created a club that I'm an asshole. Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all night. Thanks a lot. That's that's that's that's awesome. So they created a club that I'm in the asshole and I'm such a bad guy club and then they sat in there for like an hour, maybe two hours just making fun of me and picking on you like these two sons of bitches just teaming up on me.
Speaker: karma has a way of coming back but then my kids came in there my kids were making fun of me my ex -wife was in there she was making fun of me i'm like you know fuck you guys i'm i'm so glad my kids can't use the keyboard yet because it's they're in bed so they can't they can't they don't get to comment live i would never you a damn lie too it don't help matters none that my my girlfriend and my ex -wife are our friends they they call each other sister wives
Speaker: That's a bad combo right there. I've never had that experience where I've had exes. You are sweet to everybody but me. She is far from innocent. I could tell you some stories.
Speaker: fear like my wife has met my accent. That was not a fun day for me. Let's just beat the piss out of him verbally. Yeah, that's pretty much what happens. Twisted sisters. I would somewhat lie about anything. Both of y 'all need to stop.
Speaker: Pickle and click all you want. Yes. Yes. Yes Me but the play off Freddie Mercury here That's why I'm wearing white like like I said, I got the the door open next week because I was gonna bring up the fan and
Speaker: but I couldn't be bothered because my wife. The fan would probably get too much feedback anyways.
Speaker: Actually, it didn't the first time we did the podcast I did it from in here the first recording Freddy Freddy is only with you because of his shenanigans he pulled Saturday night when he when he just fucking ups and leaves in the recording a live podcast he just leaves and then he comes back after being gone for like five minutes he comes back and Sounds like wheezing and huffing like I just run a marathon
Speaker: Holy shit. That little car is not very big, but it almost killed me. And you know what? Since I'm the one who does all the editing and the publishing and stuff, I made sure to leave all that in. I should have added dramatic music to the back of it. I just ain't that smart yet. Yeah, like the funeral parade, bagpipes, as I slowly die.
Speaker: I don't know what it is with, with vehicles down here that nobody takes care of their vehicles, but me, I say that with two cars in the driveway that don't don't run, but mainly because I have to find transmission for one and finish taking the heads off the other, but it's the true second clean. I mean, do you blame him? He's a good soul and these two, and these two are just in here carrying a whole nother conversation.
Speaker: Apparently, you are now known as Freddie Mercury. You're like the second coming of Freddie Mercury. Everybody's like, oh, the second coming of Jesus, he'll be here anytime now. All right, Jesus, Christians, if I offend you. But instead, we get the second coming of Freddie Mercury. It's not that bad. I mean, he had two good songs. Oh, he had a bunch of good songs, man.
Speaker: Everybody's battle cry is that we are the champion shit. Can you shave your beard like the real Freddie Mercury? I'd have to look up pictures, but I would He's just got a mustache. He essentially I'll tell you what Yeah, that's what I need No, I think that's all he has he's just got like the the old, you know back in the day you can always I mean I used to rock the goatee lot
Speaker: I think you just had the mustache. I clear. No, I've never just had a mustache. Oh, you talk about Freddie. No, Freddie. Yeah, he just had the mustache full on full on mustache side to side. But but he never had the beard. I am like this. I go like this. You can see it right now with blocking off the top of my face, my face. You can I look like Freddie. Yeah. OK. Yeah.
Speaker: Once you sing us a little ditty there, Freddie. Get right on that shit. I've triggered the Queen fans that are watching this. We'll get dogs howling in the background if I start to sing. Actually, there's the sound of Chris knocking beer bottles over. I didn't knock them over, first of all. I clanged them together, man. I got this little...
Speaker: Now see, do you prefer bottle or can? I prefer bottles. Yeah, see, I do too. I don't know what it is. I hate the can. Haus has requested a mustache ride from you. Ew, gross. He'll cook you some barbecue. He's a hell of a... I've never eaten his food, but I've seen what he cooks. And he said when we go down to Pigeon Forge, he's going to bring us some barbecue.
Speaker: And, uh, what the fuck was that? Somebody might be breaking into my house. Nice. But I'm a good podcast. So I'm just going to go ahead and, and keep going. I'm not just like, just don't take the podcast equipment in my little apartment. I mean, if you break it by, I don't have one door and you got to come through the kitchen to get to like the living room. So if somebody did break into my house, as soon as they pop their stupid head around the doorway, I'm just going to shoot them.
Speaker: You hear a lot of bang just ignore it. We'll edit that out On this week's episode clicks murders. I yeah Yeah, I was gonna be from Chris's jail cell It's it's it's staying my ground. It's unprotected my property. They broke in here. Yeah, exactly fuck them Well, like I said, I I wish some motherfucker would at my house cuz my four dogs will tear your new ass. I
Speaker: You're four chupacabras. I always go to summer, but your puppy dog, I did not uninvite them. Oh yeah, I did uninvite you. That's right. I did uninvite you because you were being a little punk ass in my life. And that's my girlfriend.
Speaker: Nice. Nice. Nice that she's supportive. Yeah. Speaking of getting arrested. And I don't know if I went over this or not. I can't remember. Greenville, North Carolina. You know, we got all these stories about police shooting all these kids and shooting all these people and, you know, they're the devil and blah, blah, blah. Well, in Greenville, North Carolina, the police aren't shooting anybody.
Speaker: They are, however, arresting the goats. Arresting goats. Yep. Now, if there's ever a reason to defund the police, I was not ready for this fire tonight. You brought the smoke. Um, they arrested the goat after they got a call reporting an attempted break -in. The incident occurred. This was a couple of weeks back in Greenville.
Speaker: and the animal protective said that they arrived to a goat hanging around the windows of a house. So it didn't even break in. It was attempting to break in and they arrested a fucking goat. Can you imagine being the cop? You pull up like, okay, we're going to be on alert for somebody behind breaking. Is that a goat? Yeah, right.
Speaker: They roll over there. You know, they're they're they're expecting. They're expecting the gun or knife. Yeah. And it's a goat with all of 50 pounds. They're like, get the rookie. Rookie, we're going to videotape you wrangling this goat. It's going to be hilarious. Put that on the Internet. Oh, OK. Cop chasing your sound down.
Speaker: I don't know. God. Is it still down? No, it's not. It's really quiet. Why don't you move your uh your your earpiece off of your ear or turn your volume on my ears. Is it a fading? Yeah. It didn't say if it was a fading goat or not. It just said a goat. I don't know. Ask Evan Hawley. He he apparently he's the
Speaker: Yeah, you're really quiet, dude. I can barely hear you. And I got both on. Well, that's on you. Yeah, thanks a lot. Any technical difficulties are your part. Oh, shit, my. Where the hell are we at on time? My laptop is dying. Maybe that's why I could cut the power to the mic. It's just it's it's almost sounds like you're you're away from the mic.
Speaker: could be All right, you you entertain the masses I'll go ahead and vamp. I'm gonna plug this in goats are them fading goats are hilarious. They That's one of those things I'd like to see that You walk upon them things just like that's hilarious so As Mike is backwards nice that wouldn't surprise me
Speaker: Chris and I were knowing each other for 25 years, as we said before. We're both doing dumb shit like that all the time. Now that he stepped away, we can get serious. Dish the dirt on him because he won't edit it out. He won't hear it until it's actually up and running.
Speaker: Yeah, so once again, technical difficulties. We've dealt with these every single time, one way or another. It's either my end or his end. I'm getting a really poor signal today. It's really weird. I'm right above my internet router. It's crazy. Was he a big douche 25 years ago? As he is now.
Speaker: I'm not sure who said that but no, you know, the thing is uh Chris and I are basically the way I explain it is we're basically the same person just different sizes uh with the exception of I'm a huge car nut and he's a sports nut but uh I wouldn't say he was a douche. He's kind of nerdy like me, I guess. Are you back up and running, sir? I think so.
Speaker: like it's really, it literally sounds like you're in the other room. I don't know why it's doing that. I'm like right on top of the mic. That's weird. Is the mic on? He's awesome. Somebody said your mic's on backwards. You got the mic is on backwards. Oh, look at that. They're talking shit about me already. Somebody asked me if you were a douche 25 years ago and I said, no, not really. Now they're saying I called you a douche.
Speaker: Oh, I believe it. He probably did. So I found out what that noise was. It wasn't somebody breaking into my house. OK, what was it? We got a little bit of a critter problem here. Oh, yes. And I caught one. I caught one by his ass and he was out there losing his fucking mind. I decided to give him flying lessons out the window. Nice.
Speaker: We, the past couple days, I've had an ant problem. They're doing new construction. Well, somewhere else. Somewhere else, she can hear both of us. So it's. It must be something on my end. So it's probably on your mic. That's weird. Because I can, for some reason, I can barely hear you. Maybe my volume's too low. Yeah. More than.
Speaker: more than likely, if you're having ants, um, they've, they've found like a food source or something there. Well, I think it's the best thing to do is, uh, clean your house. Oh, fuck you. If you know, you know what it is where they're trailing. My wife just planted a bunch of veg. She's planted a bunch of vegetables, uh, in, in, in the little potters out front, you know, very beginning of it. And I think they're coming from that, but, uh, no, I, I literally this morning, did you leave it for you?
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Speaker: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of this I think I think I think I might I think we I'm sort of going live on here until they get the bugs worked out I'm thinking about just going live on Facebook That might be a good idea From here on out. Yeah, just until we get the bugs out because it's probably I
Speaker: I don't know if you can hear it probably somebody somebody's yelling outside. Yeah, mouse. We were high ground in wet weather. Oh, we are. Oh, OK. He's saying it's a field mouse and they're in high ground during the wet weather. So his house is obviously higher than the rest of the terrain. That makes sense at my old house. Yeah, I just I just noticed. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: I just noticed the mice this year. I don't know if it was because it was so cold or what it was, but they're not getting into anything in the apartment. They're, they're just like, it's like a pass the pass through form. Okay. But I've also got,
Speaker: Yeah, you're bugging a whole bit crazy, dude. It's like a weird lag. So I think I'm gonna get some Instaphone this weekend and seal it up where they're coming in and they've been under my couch and everything like that. But it's like my house is clean. Yeah, it's a weird thing. I'm not getting into anything. Clean my house all the time. I keep my house as clean as possible. We get crazy bugs and shit.
Speaker: Serious lag going on here. Yeah, I I think it's it's it's a lot to do with the the time of day, too Maybe I'm gonna do this good Like I've noticed, you know around 8 30 every night. It really goes buggy That's what I think that's what happened Saturday night Yeah
Speaker: this without completely fucking everything up, but I'm probably going to fuck everything up. Yeah. Well, let's not try it. OK. Well, I might be coming back. Bear with us. Technical difficulties has to do with shitty, Ohio. I believe it. And I'll surprise the next. The next time we go live, we're going to go live on Facebook. Yeah, I think Facebook seems to work better.
Speaker: You know, I think it's because we have like, we can't get the audio off here off HAPS anyways. HAPS is great, but sometimes it just lags. I think it's because it's such a new program. Like they've only been around what? Yeah. No, they've only been around for like a month or so. Oh, really? Oh, wow. So, yeah, they're working out bugs on there. They're like brand new.
Speaker: They're working out bugs on their end too, I'm sure. So. That's yeah, it's a weird. It's a weird system to actually get fixed. And dead air. You keep talking. Yeah, the one thing I'm trying to do. Just want me to ramble about anything.
Speaker: I'm trying to I'm trying because because I don't know my internet sucks at times. So it's it's dropping in and out. Yeah, I think it comes comes down to the time of day too because more people are home. Whoa, that was weird. Somebody says you're trying to find your dick.
Speaker: That's what we do. We're guys. Yeah. We've only got to make it another 40 minutes. If we can survive through one, two hour recording. In four episodes, we haven't made it through a single recording without a technical difficulty. The first one actually went pretty good. Yeah. I mean, we had the one.
Speaker: Yeah. And there it goes again. We had to do like three part merge them all together and everything else. That was episode two. Yeah. Now I'm freezing up. Hold on a second. Do a little bit of this. There you go. We need a technical advisor. Any time today.
Speaker: We need a technical advisor just to fix our, get both our programs. We're working at the same time. Cause we are not technical people. You can do it, man. It's technical activity. It makes it even more entertaining. Yeah. According to my mother, that's what, that's what made, uh, Saturday's episode. So entertaining was the fact that we kept fucking up. Well, one of these days we might make it through without any technical difficulties.
Speaker: But unfortunately, today was not that day, so. But hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. We enjoyed hanging out with you guys. Appreciate y 'all in the chat board, that was awesome. And if you guys aren't already, please make sure you go check us out on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, all at Nonsenseical Nonsense. And most importantly, go follow us on Anchor .com so you can get every new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. Appreciate you guys, and we will catch you next time.
