Nonsensical Nonsense 83 Well that is interesting

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Speaker: All right, I think we're back. I was just playing the intro. I do have sound on my end coming out of me, so... I'm with your mom, no picture. You have no picture right now.

Speaker: Now you're up. Now you're up. I was going to say everything I had Facebook pulled up so I could hear the audio coming through. The only picture was just my profile picture. But I had Facebook pulled up so I could see if I could hear and I was getting audio. So.

Speaker: Now we just got to wait for Mike who apparently but anyways welcome back to the show guys We'll go ahead and go cuz I'm gonna scrap all that so we go ahead and spew this nonsense out again. Welcome back to the show I'm good hanging out with Jeff Tony and Mike will be here momentarily. I believe maybe hopefully Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. It's gonna be one of those nights Joseph

Speaker: Forget to pay any bills. I paid all them bills. One thing I do do. That's why I'm always broke. You owe me both. I pay my damn bills. Unlike some people that ride around flashing and got their flex on with all their fancy shit, but then they ain't got no electric. They ain't got no heat. They ain't got no water. They got no 14. They got nothing in their names. They got nothing in their names. Welcome. Mm -hmm. But anyways, welcome back. Welcome to nonsense. You only have two dollars worth of gas in it.

Speaker: Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. As I said, I'm good. We got Jeff. We got Tony. The big dog. He's somewhere. He's lost in the multiverse at the moment. You guys aren't already. Go ahead and give us a follow on social media at Nonsenseical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Also feel free to join us right here on HAPS every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night. We go live.

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Speaker: It is an email, tell us Chris sucks. The four emails that just, just when I open it, it says Chris sucks. Chris sucks. That's all it is. Yeah, and you know what, you know what, every, every one of those emails, I only have one thing to say about those. Falls and fake, fake news. You are fake news.

Speaker: He's giving me instructions on what to do while he's watching TV

Speaker: Yeah, we restarted. We started and everything seems to be good now. Everybody can hear me, which is the most important thing.

Speaker: You have to make sure that you can hear me. I am so great. I am so amazing. The other guys, Jeff and Mike, they're slightly below mediocre. And the words applies. In the words applies, I'm fucking awesome, all right? Tony, Tony, he's pretty all right. The jury's still out on Tony. I know. Come on, son. Come on, son. Easy, Emmanuel. Come on, son. Fuck out of here with this shit. No, all three of these guys are bad ass. I couldn't do this shit without them.

Speaker: So I am very grateful as much as I joke around and I bust their balls. I'm very grateful.

Speaker: for each and every one of them, because the show started out with Jeff and I, and it has grown. And we continuously come in here every week, three times a week now, and we have fun, and there's no drama, no bullshit. Yes, no drama, no bullshit. Grown folks' conversations. Grown folks' conversations. I wouldn't say grown. Grown -ish. Grown -ish, folks. Grown -ish.

Speaker: As the title of the show says, leave your feelings at the door when you come in here. Has everybody seen the audio and the video? Well, is what I will request. Yeah, I think we're all good now. Grown -ish, yeah. Right, Betty? I see we do have video back. Does that mean we actually see the videos? Well, I'm not fucking with that. I'm not fucking with that tonight after the technical difficulties because I seen we got it back.

Speaker: I was like, hell yeah. So I don't know if that had something to do with everything. So we're just going to keep doing what we've been doing. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Mike, were you able to take that time during the restart and have your intro and have your words of wisdom?

Speaker: He pulled it out of his ass the last time. Apparently, one of our co -hosts, we decided to get the mute guy, a guy that doesn't talk or a mime. He's going to mime. What's that? Narselle Monceau over here.

Speaker: Yes, I was able to get everything set up. I do unfortunately have to reshoot it and remake it, which will be fine because I'll make sure that this one is up to click standards and he will have the video pull the sound next time.

Speaker: All right. All I ask. All I ask is send me a copy of the sound bite. That way I can have it in case something happens on your end. Exactly. Exactly. I'll make my own. I'll make my own. I'll have to make a new one. Fucking bike. Everybody wants to hear what he has to say, apparently. So here's his fucking words of wisdom. If we are ready. Yes, I will begin. You're the reason there's warning labels on things.

Speaker: Oh my god. Good shot. All the time. This is Big Dog's Words of Wisdom. Holy shit. It marks a f***ing bow.

Speaker: For those who can't see, Mike is now put on a fedora and smoking a pipe. And Chris has got up and walked away laughing his ass off. I'm going to give you big props for the big props because that is hilarious. But you are not my alfredo, sir.

Speaker: Well, all right, Mike's already done here. Signal. Oh, God. When in a situation in your life, you only have two options. You can fight or run away. Me, I'm going to the mattresses.

Speaker: Take the gun. Leave the cannoli. I'm out. Wow. Wow. There are no words. That was good shit. That was good shit. I didn't want this for you, buddy. I didn't want that.

Speaker: You better try to entertain Darth Vader just saying You're not even the stepfather

Speaker: Not yet, but I will. You're not even the crazy uncle down the road. I can't be a good stepfather. Samsung notes. Remember the notes last week made about Michael.

Speaker: Please put those notes in bold print. And let me reiterate. I really need to reconsider my life decisions and friend choices. Especially when it comes to my chicken. You're making us all question everything. That was good shit. That was good shit. I'm not going to lie about it. It was decent. I'll give you fucking decent. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your frozen. Glick your

Speaker: Honestly, I appreciate me being new I will say I want to appreciate everybody who keep us informed on how everything's looking in the chat Instead of having a broadcast go bullshit. Nobody say nothing, which means ain't nobody paying attention. So I think Yeah, I appreciate that as well

Speaker: We 38 minutes, man. 38 minutes in. Let go. I'm about to lose my fucking shit. I'm not even joking. Do not get mad. See, this is what we're gonna do. Every mishap on the broadcast, you can edit. We go through the facts while everything is clear, and then you can chop up your show as possible. That's why it's so easy to me. Let rock.

Speaker: I think that was an invitation. And I will also tell you, Mark, honestly, it's not just his internet. I'm hearing it in a lot of cities around the country. I've had internet issues all past week. Betty said that she'll tell us when the show sucks. Yes, thank you. Everything's been good. Like I said, everything's been good up until this fucking point, as far as my internet goes. And now it wants to just go straight to shit.

Speaker: I feel like it's a good look for me. You know what? I'm not even mad at you. Get the pipe. You have to do this shit with the pipe. I promise you, look at that motherfucker that was on the mummy, telling her, don't read the book!

Speaker: I was actually gonna call you a wish version of Gandalf, but okay. Can you guys still hear me? That is the big question. Yeah, we can hear you. And you know, not you three, because you guys could hear me before and nobody else could. Gandalf's a badass motherfucker, so I'll take that. I mean, I would rather be

Speaker: which version of Gandalf in the which version of Glick. Who the fuck is Glick? We don't fucking know. Remember that next time you're home alone and you want to spend three hours on the goddamn phone with somebody. I didn't realize we had three hours. We literally spoke up over three hours last night. Last night.

Speaker: Yeah, we were just bullshitting and talking to each other, just kind of shooting this shit. We weren't even talking about anything. Jodi calls me last night when she gets off work. She had to work until two, so she calls me. And I was like, I literally just got off the phone with Jeff. And she was like, oh, yeah. I was like, yeah, we were on the phone for like three hours. She's like, Jesus Christ.

Speaker: We'll give you another episode. No, we were just bored. No, we were just talking. That's Jeff and I. That's the norm. Jeff and I usually have a three -hour minimum once we get on the phone together. Yeah. And we don't ever talk about anything. We tried to hang up on each other twice. At least. We're like, oh, I better get going. And then it goes into another hour -long conversation. Yeah, we get sidetracked. Squirrel moment. Speaking of Jody, I told Jeff last night, I'll go ahead and let you boys know, and I guess let everybody else know.

Speaker: As of Thursday, we are officially together. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Cheers, Mike. I was going to say, let me go ahead and let everyone know that Chris is officially off the market. Thank God. The market has been sold. Thank you. Tony said, thank you. Finally, I might have a chance. Now I can come to Ohio in peace.

Speaker: Well, I mean, to a certain degree. Are we two and two, or are we three and one? I'm a single, not single. Legally, I am separated, so I'm not officially single yet. So it would be two and two? Yes. So we two and two. Technically, it's not single, but you are. By the most standard, yes. Separated and single. By the paper standards, no. Separated and single.

Speaker: We're two and two. The better half. What do you feel is at the door, Emmanuel? Damn right. The better group, which would be me and Tony D. Boom. Right there. We're the single cats. And those fucking fuckheads are over there, Mary. Who the fuck is Irvin Smith? Because fuck you, pal. What did he say? He said Chris sucks. That's all. He said. I couldn't see.

Speaker: It's finally coming out. To my request, finally. Thank you, Urban. Urban, your mom swallows. She should have swallowed your bitch ass. I got cold. I got cold. That's what you got to know. That was a nicer way. More like this. I got over the stepfather down the road.

Speaker: get into the starting five. I was I was about to say we're making one of his starting five. Yeah, exactly. So, the starting five uh now, since I did have an emergency last week, I did have to bounce off. So, who came in last? Me.

Speaker: Okay, so Tony D, you are up first. Was it you? Yeah, well that's what Chris just said. I had no firm. I think I might have had one. I thought you had one or two. I had the least amount of places.

Speaker: You can't say this shit on the internet motherfuckers will show up

Speaker: As long as they belong to Ringler Brothers or Barnum and Bailey, they will be sold. Thank you, Betty. Yes, Tony was last, so he gets the first pick.

Speaker: Yeah, the list, once again, it is toys from the 70s, 80s, and 90s boys. Now, the reason why I like the 70s is because Tony is slightly older than Chris and I and Mike. Well, maybe we should have done the 60s since Tony is slightly older. He was around during his 70s. Tony was like 35 in 1972, though. Exactly. Yeah, 35 ,000 tomorrow. Keep it up. Oh.

Speaker: Sorry, moms. He asked me that one. My apologies. As we discussed on the show Wednesday, when you weren't here, Jeffrey, when Tony was a kid for Christmas, he used to ask for rocks and sticks. Because they didn't have anything else. Listen to that episode. I'm sorry, ma 'am. I apologize. I was mad. What? Now you're joking. I wanted to say it's like Tony had that metal hoop with a psst.

Speaker: And he's rolling it down. We had metal roller skates. Mike eventually said it, but I was like, yeah. So it was starting five toys that you had or wanted back in the 70s, 80s, and 90s. Now, I didn't want it. You didn't say nothing about hat. Well, it could be. Because I had your mom, like, please.

Speaker: We're gonna start in five this camp had to go get his belt so be yet again defending it as the fighting champion that I am

Speaker: Real quick, let me go over the rules. You do have to give the name of the toy and the decade it came out, not the exact year of the decade. So if it came out. Mike's number one pick, Mike's number one pick is going to be vagina. That means, that means Hot Wheels and Legos are out because they came out in the 60s. I beg your pardon. They came out in the 60s.

Speaker: Look it up. Google that shit factory. No, Lego came out 1932 because I googled it. So you have it. There we go. It's still out. That was still we out. See, this is these. These are the bullshit rules and stipulations that Jeff puts in these things. And he doesn't. He's going to try and say, oh, well, I fucking want to link logs growing up, you bitch. Well, Liggy, Tony's trying to beat him out in the 70s and 80s and 90s. I'm full of fuck. They came out.

Speaker: If we have to go by those standards, yes, I got to change up a couple of things from my original list that I sent you and in all fairness, I will tell you what I have properly in number in any change that I did have to make. So let's be motherfucking clear.

Speaker: The very first set of toys I think the most low -hanging fruit on the tree period that and the story for anybody from the 80s and Yes, they did come out in 1984 will be the Transformers It will be the Transformers

Speaker: I had Transformers on the bottom of my list just in case they didn't get taken. But I knew they would buy, especially since I got the last pick. Being the champ, being the goat, being the king, I always have to pick last. And yes, Transformers were a very low hanging, basically fermented fruit. Have you sleep with goats? But it's a good, but they're a good pick. They're a hard one. I think they're an outstanding pick because everybody can relate from the 80s that everybody wanted Transformers. I dare say even a couple of girls when they found that it was a female Autobot.

Speaker: Alright, alright. Shout out to you, Emmanuel, for remembering the metal roller skits you had to put on your shoes. Yes, I remember. That's awesome. Alright, is it my bonus? It is too. The plastic ones too. The plastic ones are yellow and orange. Alright, so Michael, number one. My number one pig, I always wanted one. I actually never ever ever did get one growing up. You're a pussy.

Speaker: Regardless of what grip what may thing I see you Was what? Yes, my super super Nintendo

Speaker: came out was 1990 the super nintendo or the regular nintendo the regular nintendo i had i was super my uncle had the original nintendo so i was able to go over there and play but i don't did the super nintendo i hate a manual because i forgot about that i could never afford that damn thing and it would never stand on its own it always kept falling yeah it always fell over

Speaker: What was it? The Star Wars, the Ed Ed Walker. The Ed Ed Walker from Empire of Great Britain. The AT -AT. The AT -AT. The AT -AT. What the fuck? I call it the AT -AT. I call it the AT -AT. I went with a classic.

Speaker: I was on my now let me ask you a questionnaire. Oh Jeffrey, Mr. Hawk Birdman yourself. Yeah, who invented the Super Soaker?

Speaker: I have no fucking clue. Deez Nuts! That's good. You want the truth, or for real? You want the truth, or for real? It was a guy that went to Tuskegee University. I actually met him. The first year they came out, they made $40 million. The first year. Holy shit. I remember they were everywhere, man. Everybody wanted and needed one. You wore the Tuskegee in the first year, you get a chance to pull the list. Oh, you had the little dime store fucking pistols? Yes. Didn't things suck compared to the Super Soakers? Super Soakers was on my list. Yes.

Speaker: What was his name? It was Alvin, I think. Hold on. Because I actually met him when I was in college. You can't even talk to him. Chris, you're number one? With my number one pick, it was a favorite cartoon of mine. And yes, I had the toy sword. What did you say, Jeff? The Smurfs? Yes, the Smurfs. OK. Pop it down. You get a chance to look them up for real.

Speaker: But thundercats, thundercats, thundercats. What's the thundercats for the number one pick? Honestly, can I give you a fuck your feelings moment? Can I give you a fuck your feelings moment? I was not the biggest fan of that cartoon.

Speaker: Really? They had nothing on GI Joe with Transformers back then. Nothing. No. But here's the thing. I wanted to go number one. GI Joe number one. But like you got screwed out of the Legos. I think you said something about Legos, Tony. Yeah, they came on 1930. I couldn't go GI Joe because GI Joe came out technically in the 40s.

Speaker: Yeah 64 the original was the 12 -inch tall. Yeah in the 40s. Yes

Speaker: I don't mind that we can still do this. I don't mind the change. I'm good. I'm game. Bring it. The original idea for the action figure that would become GI Joe was developed in 1963. The first action figure, the actual GI Joe action figure came out in 64.

Speaker: It was like action man or whatever the first GI Joe action figure

Speaker: Was it came out in 64? That's the Wikipedia version. Yes, sir. That was not the Wikipedia version. Number two and three. Number two and your number three, sir. My number two and my number three. Okay. We'll get back to this shit afterwards. That happens to come from the Britannica .com.

Speaker: Fuck em. Anyway. Number two. I'm gonna be real. Fuck you. It came out in 1970s. Everybody from my age group had whatever.

Speaker: We're not talking about the goddamn comic strips. We're talking about the fucking toys. I'm putting it up here for real because there was a toy, the 12 -inch version, honestly, seriously, that was a soldier that came out in the 40s. That's the original G .I. Joe. I know what you're reading, and I'm glad he put that up there. I didn't even know about the private - Thank you very much. What was that, number two? Number two, right?

Speaker: Number two and three. Everybody from the 70s had this. They had commercials on it. They were crazy. They weren't that expensive. Everybody wanted it. It was the big wheel. Come on. Oh, yeah. Yes. It was the big. It was the big wheel. I had a nice writer.

Speaker: A buddy of mine had the had the dukes a hazard one and his mom white That's a funny thing

Speaker: I want to rip that big wheel off of you. I'll get you to do that. I ain't going to stick it on here. I want that steel big wheel for my neighbors. This is my big wheel. That's what we're talking about the damn toys. We're not talking about the cartoon, we're talking about the damn toys. But he was going at what I was saying too, so he just killed me. He killed me. Number three. Somebody needs to get him clicking snicker. Number three. I'm going to go ahead and say, I don't even know when it was created, but I'm going to keep this on my list.

Speaker: And I'm going to go ahead and say it. I always wanted a Godzilla. And I had one. I got the picture of it. I just don't know when it was created. Didn't Godzilla come out in like the 30s or 40s?

Speaker: No, but he's talking about the actual toy. He's talking about the toy. Not when it actually came out. Oh no, but I thought we were talking about when they actually come out. That's what we were doing here. It all works. Somebody's worried. Somebody's worried because somebody told me I'm going to pull it off my ass at the last minute.

Speaker: Because I'm the goddamn champ, that's why I apologize guys, I'm gonna have to make another public apology

Speaker: Monday night. Oh, look, the most apologetic Michael. Number two, my number two, which click already predicted it because this was also the thing about this is I actually had this just say it. But my parents watch the show. Someone donated it to me for Christmas.

Speaker: And she took it all back and got me a Star Wars watch. That's probably why I like Star Wars now. But it would be the entire line of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. I hated that damn part too. I fucking hated that shit. Oh my god.

Speaker: But I loved, I loved the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. And it went to our cartoon. It was a lot of action and country things. Yeah, but go back and watch them now, because I enjoyed watching the Power Rangers. That was the 90s, wasn't it? Yes, 90s. Yeah. It actually started 1991, 92, I think. And I couldn't stop it. Well, actually, it started before that. I watched it for one reason.

Speaker: I watched it for one reason. We all know Jeff. Go ahead and let Mike. We all know your reason. The pink Ranger, yes. Amy Joke. The pink Ranger, she was hot. She's still hot. My favorite Ranger is still the Green Power Ranger. Tommy takes it in real life. He's a legit badass and will hurt you because he's MMA. He's an MMA champion.

Speaker: No, not the pink Ranger the yellow Ranger Trini died The pink Ranger is still alive. Yeah, she died

Speaker: The Yellow Ranger's dead. The Blue Ranger came out of the closet. The Pink Ranger's still hot. Tommy's still badass. The Red Ranger came out of the closet? Yeah, he's gay. He was gay during the show. Yeah, the Red Ranger was hot. He left the show because everybody's picking on him. No, he didn't. He was the only... He was the only Ranger that stayed original throughout that entire cast.

Speaker: Billy, he never left the show. Nobody. I know. But he didn't leave the show. Well, I eventually leave because he got old. The only one that stuck around for like four or five different generations of that show was was Jason David Frank, who played Tommy, because at one point he was a goddamn college professor and a power ranger. So you never lose your powers. Yeah. Apparently. So number three, my number three, number three.

Speaker: I'm sure they were all arrested at one time or another. And actually, it would have to be the poppet. The poppet growing up. The poppet. That's the 90s. Yeah, but who was Skylar? Who was she on Power Rangers?

Speaker: Oh, shit. What was her name? Skylar? She's got to be the... She had a non -speaking role. Skylar, you're talking. No, it was a non -speaking role. But who was she? I'm looking now. Um, the Red, the Red Paw Ranger act was a paramedic after that scene. He's like, oh, it's not a way. He's fat. But he's a hero. That's what I'm saying. Well, my number two... What was March number three about it?

Speaker: The bop it, twist it. So my number two, I actually had one and I forgot about it because I did do Google search because I couldn't think of anything. And I did a Google search and I found this and I was like, holy shit, I had one of those. It was for pound puppies.

Speaker: We're a pound puppies. We wanna. I had that on the I had that on the bottom of my list too. So Jeff is taking two of my friends. Yeah, that looks like a go. She wasn't one of the original Power Rangers. I can see that already. Yeah, she wasn't a Power Ranger. It was a non -speaking role. So who was she? That's what I'm looking at now. I think she was one of the monsters. But for my number three. So what is your number three?

Speaker: My number three, I'm going to stand in the 80s and I'm going with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures. I'll give you that. Damn it. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Damn it. Jeff's, all three of Jeff's picks have been on my list. And this is again for all you listening who think that these lists are so easy and all this other stuff.

Speaker: This is why these lists are harder than you think they are, especially for Jeff and I. And I was really worried about that because I was like, someone's going to steal these. Yeah, that was, that was going to be my number four actually. So, so Chris, you're number two, my number two, I'm going to go with

Speaker: because I remember how crazy everybody went when this came out. And I'm gonna one up Michael, and I'm gonna go with the OG original Nintendo system. N -E -S. Okay. That was the 80s. Y 'all wanna go there. 86. Y 'all wanna go there. I thought it was a little bit too low hanging fruit for me.

Speaker: I was going to say Atari and I was also going to say Commodore as well to me. I did too. I was going to put Commodore. You forgot about ColecoVision and Intellivision, but go ahead. No, I didn't forget about them. I just. I remember having a Commodore Internet card. I don't know what other than Atari. That was the only thing I recognized. Is it my goal? Yeah. No, it's mine. My number three is

Speaker: Uh, let's see, where do I want to go with my number three? I don't think those are in any danger. What? What? Yeah, you can make some popcorn. Uh, Jeff wants some too. I see you James. Y 'all go ahead. I probably won't watch it.

Speaker: My number three pick by the power of Grayskull. Nice. I pick key man. That was definitely a movie. I know they are. It looks like it's actually going to come out this time. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. They made one before, you know. They've been making it for like 10 years. Yeah, they made one with

Speaker: That wasn't bad. We gave it a little bit of credit for the time cuz you know what that wasn't too bad at all. Everybody said the same thing. Yeah, no, it wasn't bad. It's watchable. But every time I see every time I see the whole thing, I will brick you. Let's punish her. I really did not like this. Punisher was yeah. No. Daredevil either.

Speaker: That's a badass No, that's the one that I'm talking about. It's the one I can't remember the actor who started it, but John Travolta was in it I like that was Thomas Jane It wasn't bad, but is it

Speaker: It was early 2000s. You can see that in the theater here and it's the one time my pops did not fall asleep during the movie. How dare you, sir? Damn.

Speaker: That was a great movie. I'm going to take Lego off of my list. Don Michael, Don Corley owner there based on the fact that you want to go about a creation year. I'll give you that. But I'm going to have to go ahead and change my number four pick and make it battleship. Nice. I believe everybody had battleship. Yes. Oh, I like that. That's nice.

Speaker: I was going to say battleship, but I didn't want to play it because I didn't want to use that card because battleship is personal between me and Dina and it gets serious because she can't. Tony just got my vote.

Speaker: Tina, you ain't even been in here the whole time. You just give away your votes all the time. Tina has already sent in her list, boys. She said first of all... Oh yeah, we should have done their list before we did our list. But anyways, don't get too excited because Tina has never voted for anybody other than Michael.

Speaker: So don't get too excited. She's told me I've gotten her vote several times, and she's still voting for money. I see all the votes, Michael. How are you going to tell me what is or isn't true? She said bullshit.

Speaker: a little a little reach around to my meltdown Saturday night. Yes.

Speaker: Ooh, Tina went all cats on you. I never told you I'd vote for you, Glick. I'm just so mad she misspelled you. Yeah, she misspelled you. She got a phone. She voted for Jeff on the snacks. She voted for me on snacks. I'm just... And I appreciate it. So... And even though this is already on the end, by the way. So... There was another Tina that voted for Jeff, not that Tina.

Speaker: Yeah, probably. No, I'll go. I'll write. I'll doctor the receipts. It'll be OK. I'll still be right. I got receipts. I got receipts. Somebody is printing while watching the phone right now. Somebody is. Number four. Number four.

Speaker: So we got the godfather in here he's always calm cool and collective change your nickname from the big dog to the godfather That's all I'm saying my number four

Speaker: will be Stretch Armstrong. Stretch Armstrong? That's the 70s, by the way. Yeah, originally. I looked at him. He didn't make the list. I looked at him as well. Well, I'm saying, I just remember the 90s commercial where they had the kids stretching all around the house and shit. But he came out in the 70s because they had it in the movie, Detroit Rock City. Yeah, that's how I know that. That's the only reason I know it came out in the 70s.

Speaker: So for my number. Number four, since Tony stole mine with Transformers. I'm going to go with. Ultra. I had a lot of these. No, I'm going to go with micro machines. Oh, you motherfucker. Oh, that's a good one, Jeff. That's a good one. Did you did I send you a picture of my fucking list? Damn.

Speaker: That's good. Four for four. Four for four off of my list. Do you remember the guy that did the voiceover for the crew line number five? He's talking to the guy. You know his name is? I can't remember him. John Machida. No, I do. Yes, that motherfucker was quick. And he also with the voice of Blur in Transformers the movie, an animated movie. He was the voice of Blur. Yep. Yes. Yes. Jeff, that is four for four off of my list, Jeffrey.

Speaker: Chris and I are so much alike.

Speaker: We are so compatible. We're soulmates. That's why you're my first wife. No, you're my first wife. Same difference. I was your husband. Oh, yes. The dominant role. Whatever. That's not where you woke you, Chris. Ask me, Carl, about your wokeness. Well, last time I checked, I wasn't woke Glick. So my number four,

Speaker: Uh, my number four, can we do six this week? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do six. Let's go for it. Okay. Good. Okay. Yeah. That'll, that'll, that'll make these last couple of picks pretty, pretty easy and left unless Jeff pulls another one off my list, then we're really going. But with a number, number four, I'm going to pick,

Speaker: Teddy Ruxpin. Teddy fucking Ruxpin. You ever put a fat boy's tape in the Teddy Ruxpin? One of my homeboys did. He's hilarious. I put all kinds of fucked up shit in my Teddy Ruxpin. Well, actually, that sounded really bad. Come here, Teddy. Aren't you an only child?

Speaker: No, I put a lot of fucked up cassette tapes in my Teddy Ruxman. I never had a Teddy Ruxman. I wanted one just when I didn't put a Metallica tape in my in my cousin's. I couldn't afford it. That was the 90s too, by the way. Or the 80s. That was the 80s. 85. 85 was winning. Yeah, he came out in 85.

Speaker: That was a classic, you know, that was a good classic, you know, fun toy. Oh no, it was educational too. He could read you a story. Unlike your third grade teacher, because please let me tell you the truth. Sorry Miss Judy, no disrespect, but he's done.

Speaker: You're a fantastic teacher. There's only so much you can do. Exactly. You did the best you could. Listen, I have to say, I will talk to her later. This woman is 86, and she still teaches. Hello, why you keep saying oof this year? Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof.

Speaker: Come on, man! Come on, man! Clap for that, you stupid bastard!

Speaker: Yeah, actually I am here with your number five, Tony. Number five, Tony. Okay, cuz y 'all made me sit. You all have picked some good stuff. And we get to go to six this week, so I'm gonna go ahead and dig in the creeks and have something nobody has thought of in the whole time.

Speaker: before we had Transformers, you was trying to get GoBots. Hell yeah. I actually have a root down, Tony. Yes, GoBots. Yeah, I have it in my back. That was the 70. That was the 80s. I was poor, but apparently I wasn't that poor because I had Transformers. Yeah, I was going to say. Listen, back in the day, if you had a Transformer back in the day, you was rich. Just one of them. I had a Transformer.

Speaker: Well, you were a little bit younger than us, too. So you kind of missed that. My prize transformer, I had one. Actually, I had a couple. But it was my Optimus Prime with the trailer. And it was a metal train. And he was metal. I'm jealous. I am.

Speaker: I had a medal up in this prime with the trailer. And I love that. We would have been friends back then, too. We would have been like, let me use it. We don't give you a star scream. And I want to be like, no, fuck you, little man. Fuck you, little boy.

Speaker: Nobody remembers the name of. So, Mike, you're number five. Oh, god. I'm number five. It's stupid but this is like 90s classic toys that I've never had and for some strange reason, I love them to pieces. No reason why. Probably because my parents would hate

Speaker: Can we see that? Not the sharks. Oh my god. The street sharks. The street sharks. No, that's a 90s throwback from you. That is a very interesting pull. But once again, Mike goes to way out in the middle of left field because I remember him, but I don't remember their commercial. They hit a cartoon. They hit a cartoon. Yeah, they hit a cartoon. But they had a watch over the cartoon.

Speaker: Well, for my number five, I this is something from the 90s. It was early 80s or early 90s. I'm not sure, but it was the mongoose BMX bike. Yeah. Oh, you were risky. No, no, no, no, no. I'm good. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Speaker: Two separate bikes. Two separate companies. Are they really? Are they really? Yeah, they are. No, no, but the mongoose version of a BMX bike.

Speaker: Mongoose was a more expensive brand. Yeah, it was a different brand. It was a more expensive express. So do you want the BMX? Or do you want the Mongoose? The Mongoose is known for mountain trails. The BMX is for the tracks. I got what you say. Well, so is Mongoose. Mongoose had a BMX version because I bought one. Yeah, Mongoose got popular for their track bikes, their bicycles.

Speaker: Well, yeah, their prices were ridiculous. They were like three times this. Yeah, they were like three times the price of a BMX. I wanted the one with the plastic five spoke wheels to hold on yards. It went like 15 speeds and you took it to class, which you didn't leave it on a rack because the bike was stolen. Right. The bike. I'll go with the BMX bike. You're good. Mongoose BMX.

Speaker: I couldn't find it, but it was, was it 80s or 90s? I'm gonna put 80s. I want to say 80s. The mongoose was like 80s, early, early 90s. Right. That's why I kind of, I kind of left it vague, but it was 80s and 90s. But did you ever see the movie, Rad? Yes. I know what you're talking about. It was just on the day, matter of fact. It was on today. It was on K -1 Day. That's, that's, they had mongooses, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker: So, Chris, you're number five. My number five? I see you classic. Captain Rehab, you were definitely a rich kid if you had a Mongoose. Exactly.

Speaker: I stole a Mongoose once. That's exactly how you had it. Yeah, it counts. I stole a shit out of that motherfucker. It will speed the thing as fast as your legs. The cops couldn't catch you if you put their bad ones in your 15th gear.

Speaker: you went to war i was like he went i had a license i had a license to drive a car before i got a before i got a bike just said i saw the gts as well i did have a gt but it was it was it was my uncle gave it to me because his son was too old nope i just had a strutty it was it was a hand -me -down did it have those shock absorbers

Speaker: I've never, I've never had Microsoft. I've never got to have a basket. You have a basket in the bag and it's **** just two wheels. We need a basket for him though. What are you, a little right? So, Chris, you're number five, sir. Oh, that's where he's supposed to go. I had to put it all in my bag. My number five. I needed the baskets.

Speaker: Please. How many of your mom jokes are you going to make tonight before you realize that one was enough? He's still afraid to bring them on to you because he still thinks you're adopted. No, that's what Jeff's mom puts out when I come down to Florida is the purple noodle.

Speaker: Duh. Come on, Mike. My number five pick. My number five pick. Bye, buddy.

Speaker: My buddy. My buddy. Wherever I go, he goes. He goes. My buddy. My buddy. I'll teach him everything I know. My buddy and me. I wanted one, but I got pound puppies instead. I'm going to fuck y 'all up. I'm going to fuck y 'all up. Come on. You want to fuck me up? Fuck me up. What's your number six? He told me deep. He told me deep. Fuck me up.

Speaker: With your final, and for the first time ever, we're doing six. Your final six. I got five of these. The first Chucky doll, yes. The Chucky doll, actually, in the Chucky movies, when they did that movie, it was actually based off of the My Buddy doll.

Speaker: Yeah, the guy who wrote the script and the screenplay or whatever for Chucky, based it off of his childhood, My Buddy Doll, because when he got it, when he first got it, he was terrified of it. He was freaked out by it. Then down the road, when he became an adult, when he became an adult, he made an entire movie franchise out of that stupid ass My Buddy Doll, but I had one.

Speaker: That thing was awesome. Fuck him up, she says. Come on, pookers! Pookers! Book up your number six, sir.

Speaker: What you got for us, Pookums. Tell daddy what you got, Pookums. Since she calls me Spunkum, I'm going to introduce to everybody. Her new nickname is, I mean, she calls me Pookums. Spunkums, huh? No, I call it Spunky. I call it Spunky. Inside joke. Inside joke. I am going to go with the toy. I don't think anybody remembers, but everybody wanted it. Even in the chat with everything you all were putting down, nobody mentioned the Manchi cheese. You might want to remember that. Manchi cheese.

Speaker: We know you went munch m -o -n -c -h -i -c -h -i. This motherfucker, this motherfucker just, this motherfucker, according to Urban Dictionary, you know, he just picked as his, as his sixth pick, as his, what, toy that he wanted? Why would you pick the Urban Dictionary? Pick a regular fucking... I'm just telling you the first thing that popped up. I'm just telling you the first thing that popped up. I'm just telling you the first thing that popped up. First thing that popped up, I didn't spell it wrong, but that's, that's just,

Speaker: what the hell is that dig it up shut up rehab i'm looking at it right now i'm actually gonna look it up right now no comments

Speaker: irregardless of me spelling it wrong. The first thing that pops up for the Machi Chi is a short, compact, tightly muscled, gay Latino with giant biceps. I'm changing my face. I'm changing my face. I'm changing my face. That is Tony on his little gay Latino man. He's a little gay man. He would show the face.

Speaker: The first thing that comes up is a line, listen, this is what comes up. A line of Japanese stuffed monkey toys from the Singa Gucci corporation. First released in 1974, you son of a bitch. Did a relations by Mattel in the 1980s in the United States until 1985 and will later distribute it worldwide directly by Singa Gucci. It had a cartoon, Man Chichi, Man Chichi, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you too.

Speaker: Dude! Dude, you cannot even get on me for going to Urban Dictionary for - Yes, I can. Look at the toy you just picked! It was a cartoon, damn it. Look at the toy you just picked, and you know - They were male and - Yeah, they were male and female. Fuck off. Look at the toy you just picked. Now look at yourself in the mirror. Urban Dictionary didn't even come up first, so I'll take that. Look at myself in the mirror, you fucker. Look at the toy, and then look at yourself.

Speaker: And you're going to know you forgot to open a dictionary. You've been better off speaking with the big Latino gay men. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here.

Speaker: his belt ain't real he's never been in a ring he's never been on a pit with you he hasn't even been on the syndicated card

Speaker: Thank you very much. Building it doesn't count. Well, not on TV. Michael, what is? Michael, your bed doesn't count as a ring. My number six. Yes, it does. I'm the champ in my bed, baby. Just because you tie jump ropes from one post to the other does not count as a ring. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. Jody? Jody, we're going to pass. Can we make a ring? She said a cockling doesn't count.

Speaker: Michael, what is your number six? No comment.

Speaker: My number six was what? The K 'Nex. Oh god, I lost my earbud. I can't hear anything.

Speaker: Oh, I remember what is that? Yeah, I remember that connects connects. Oh The emojis for the rings around the bed remember the rope I just asked if we could build a ring. She's got a big king -size bed. It'd be more than big enough Hey

Speaker: About jump ropes on my way down tomorrow. I'm just saying one side of the other I Have a couple of backups that I I'm gonna go and have to go with how damn I can really fuck myself here But I think I could go with the garbage pail kids cards And those really toys

Speaker: We couldn't, we couldn't. Okay, okay, okay. They had dolls, they had dolls, they had dolls. No, they had Cabbage Patch dolls. They had Garbage Pail. Garbage Pail. I think they had, I think they had. Yeah, he's talking about the cards though. There's a controversy. I'm just asking. I'll switch it up, that's okay. Okay. I'm gonna go with the hit clips. The what? They were basically, it was a. Are those those clips that played music? And it was, and it played music.

Speaker: I don't want to be that guy. But is that really a toy? Eclipse. It played music. Spell it for me. OK, OK. Spell it. H -I -T -C -L -I -P -S. No, Z. It was C -L -I -P -Z.

Speaker: Is it Z? Yeah, it's a CD. Those are MP3 players. Yeah, right. They were music players. I don't know this. All right. All right. Since you guys give me shit, I'm going to go with... Wicked Italian Eyes. I think you meant Tonka Toys instead of Tinkertoys, but I think you're right. That was a good one. Tinkertoys came out in the 60s. Tinkertoys? Before me. Tinkertoys came out in the 60s. I want to say that. I think so. Okay. I'll go ahead and change it up. I'm going to go with My Pet Monster.

Speaker: Nice. My dad had one of those. There was something called Chris. Wow. Oh, that's funny. Really, Jeff? You think you just slide that in there and nobody's going to hear it? Nobody's going to hear it. You said my dad had one of those. I was like, yeah, his name was Chris. So Chris, you're number six.

Speaker: I do have to admit I was kind of I was I was I wasn't sure if the hit clips would make it because well after after the whole after the the whole guilty pleasure thing we said we were going to be a little bit more which is why I don't mind changing it that's why I went with my pet monster so I'm gonna I'm gonna dip my toes back into the water mm -hmm to one of my previous picks

Speaker: We're going to go visit. We're going to go revisit Nintendo. OK. And I'm kind of I'm kind of torn here. I'm kind of torn here because I have two that I want to say. Both are good. But I think one is only going to be only one was really cool if you were a boy back then. But I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go with one of the

Speaker: Not one of the first handheld games, but one of the first game gaming systems that were handheld with the Game Boy. Game Boy. I never could afford it. I couldn't afford it. I didn't have one until I was almost an adult. I found it at a... It came out in 89. The Game Boy? 89? Yep. It came out in 89. The color Game Boy came out in 90. Yeah. Why I gotta be colored?

Speaker: Yeah, there's a black man on the show. Y 'all gonna change all this shit up, you motherfuckers. Why didn't the one black man pick the only toy that looked like a little spider monkey? Don't call me racist. Don't call me racist. I'm just saying. Wow, you said you didn't went to urban dictionary. Now I'm with the Wikipedia. The fuck's wrong with you? I got the color TV. I would have stuck with mine before I showed the picture on what you think, Tony. I'm just saying. You should have said, yeah, yes. Muscle up, tiny, gay, Latino man is what I wanted. No, I was not. Yeah, you should have. You'd be better off. I'm just saying. Well, the other 80s. All right, we gotta bring these off.

Speaker: The other NES thing that I was debating with the Game Boy was the... y 'all remember the Power Glove? They made a movie out of it. That's the one that came out around the same time as Lee's. Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one? Have you ever used one?

Speaker: Yeah, they were great. I went to a garage sale and I bought an entire NES set that had the floor pad. It had a bunch of games and it had the glove. Yeah, the floor pad for track and field. Yes. On the NES. A lot of times, because a lot of times when you see the original Nintendo was an innovator and that was one of the reasons that I wanted to put it on my list because

Speaker: When you bought, when you bought the, when you bought it, they had a version that you could buy and it came with the pad. My cousin had it. It came with the pad. So you could do, and it came with track and field. It came with the, it came with two controllers. It came with the gun controller. And so you got super Mario brothers. And I said that, and I said that correctly. Super Mario brothers for the Italians that may or may not be listening.

Speaker: It came with duck hunt and you got track and field you got three games with one game system Plus you got two controllers and you got a gun and you got the pad for track and field

Speaker: Yeah. And that pad, you could not wear shoes on it because you would rip it. You would have to wear socks. Yeah. You had to wear your socks. There was no such thing as Bluetooth. You had to have that cord. And if you moved it too far away from the TV. Everything was plugged in. Yeah. And holy shit. Joe, the original Game Boy was gray and the actual color on the screen was green and black. Right. It was very Digimon. Basic.

Speaker: But no, that track and field thing, I don't care who you are, that can kill you if you play it for too long. I bought it used in high school and I swear to God, I ran track, I played football, I did all sorts of sports and I would get home and play that game and almost die.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. I uh, I actually didn't get my first game console that like I owned until I was 16 and it was a second Genesis bought a garage sale for five bucks. Well, I bought I had like when I said if you want and I bought it when I got here, this is Halo Halo for Xbox already out Well PlayStation PlayStation was out when I bought my NES

Speaker: So let me go and run through these again. I'll give you guys a list. So starting with Tony, we have from the 1980s, the Transformers. From the 1970s, the Big Wheel. From the 70s, we have the Godzilla doll. From 1970s again, for battleship. And the 1980s, the Go -Bots. And the Manchi Manchi. Manchi Chi. Manchi Chi. Manchi Chi.

Speaker: The street charts from the 90s and the connects from the 90s. Christopher had thundercats from the 80s. The only motherfucker that could be the way we call it. 1980s. The same family. Like for real. We've been together long enough. I can tell you why, but you would hate my answer.

Speaker: Just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in, just put in,

Speaker: Cause it's a white ass fucking name in it. No, that's not even why. I hope you get the feeling better. N .E .S. Congressional. You're feeling better. Be good, lady. You too. Um, gee, I got it. I got it. I got it. Let me see her. The key man from the 80s, the Teddy Ruxman from the 80s, the My Buddy from the 80s, and the Game Boy from 89.

Speaker: I had the Super Soaker 50 from the 90s, the Pound Puppies from the 80s, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from the 80s, the Micro Machines from the 90s, the BMX bike, slash Mongoose, however you want to put it, from the 80s, and the MiPecker's from the 80s. It's one or the other, peckerhead. Because Mongoose was the brand, but they had a BMX version.

Speaker: Jessica, do me a favor, please. Rest yourself, stay hydrated. You, the bathroom, keep clean, all that good stuff. I'll test it positive a couple of weeks ago. I hope it's not bothering you that bad. To end your shoulder, you can see I'm going through it a little bit myself, so y 'all can relate to a lot of what you're going through. Get yourself rested, relaxed. Fucking around with those machi cheese. You will enter your shoulder. You're getting old, man. Well, first of all, the only reason nobody ever called you by your phone name, Christopher, is because you didn't hit it hard enough, so you're welcome.

Speaker: They're calling me God God when I'm done so Best I'd like to thank you for that girl because well, you know her she was calling her

Speaker: Yes. Well, when I because I am a. Oh, my God. Here we go, Michael. When I am called God, I just humbly reply. You can just call me Michael. The definition of Michael needs who is like God.

Speaker: but not all the way. Oh my God. You took your hat off for that. Put it back on. Because I'm humble. I don't know what anybody says when I'm doing it because I hear it all in Spanish. We could tie your eyes. I think that was the 70s. Actually, at the end of the day, you don't have to say anything because the greatest compliment I've ever received when it was all done and everything, it was all done and everything.

Speaker: Everything was done was, I'm hungry. That's good. That's a real one. That's a real one. Real quick, gentlemen, before we go on break, let's go ahead and give our backups. Yeah, no, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's, uh, I mean, I honestly, I don't have any backups because I kind of threw a monkey wrench and we did six tonight, but well, make it quick. You guys make it quick because we haven't even done the chatter's box.

Speaker: Well, I only have one. The reason why I never pull this is because, guys, this is going to surprise all of you. Rock 'em sockets. It was Buzz Lightyear. That came out in 1995. We are that old, gentlemen. My kids have one. I still remember the Buzz Lightyear. Like, he told me to get out a few years ago. You know. I mean, the mouth's never been full in my case, but...

Speaker: I've had my mouth full of a woman before. I'll fucking say that. Oh no, my mouth is getting full more than... I'm just talking about their mouth is never full. It's like... I just checked our email and we only have one from Tina McCumber. She did her starting... No we don't! I have Ervin Smith sending me an email that says Chris sucks.

Speaker: No, we don't, we don't just, yeah, that was like two hours ago, Jeff. My backup, just to be quick, my backup was going to be Hot Wheels. Vicki got one in. Where? As far as toys. And Betty got one in. And then, it was gonna be. Oh, did she have one? It's because you opened them already. It was also gonna be laser tag, the laser tag guns I was gonna have on my back. Oh, yeah, yeah, those were cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Vicki, Betty, Vicki, Betty and Tina all sent theirs on Wednesday.

Speaker: Yes, ma 'am, I'll see you mama good. Yes, ma 'am. Okay, I didn't see him. I see him. So let me go and come over and then I'll read him off while you guys give your backups. Come on. Do you want me to read them off? I've got them. I've literally got them right here. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, Betty, Vicki and Tina all said. So we're starting out with Betty. Number one, Tamaguchi.

Speaker: Number two, we eat, whatever. Number two, the Easy Bake Oven. Number three, Furby. Number four, this happened to be a game that we, that I actually played a lot. I love playing this. And I didn't even think of that. So nice, nice grab, Betty. But Pogs, remember that? No. You had, well Tony might be able to, they were like, they were a little circular.

Speaker: cardboard thing and they had a bunch of different designs on them and then you had a slammer and it was like a metal so you'd stack them all up and you take your slammer and you slam it down on top of them and when you would play against somebody from that stack anything that fell over or fell off that stack became yours so it was like kind of it was a game and it was kind of like a trading game okay it was a real white thing it was a real white thing it's kind of like and I never heard of it I never heard of it yeah

Speaker: Oh, it's really kind of a new thing, but put it back down in Dummy's level. It's like marbles. I can put it on Tony. It's exactly. I was going to say, let's put it into the old version of what was yours. So it was like, is that culture change? Yeah. You know, in the 30s, when you were playing marbles, wanted to get that special one. But, um, and then her number five pick was Betty's number five pick was bopping. Hmm.

Speaker: Yes. I've heard of them. And then we got Vicky. She had the Oscar Meyer wiener whistle. It was actually a whistle. Tony knows all about the wiener whistle. I'm using your mind blowing the best. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. We hear you. I'm sure your whistle is going to blow.

Speaker: She had number two, she had Popples. I don't know what Popples are. I don't know what Popples are. That's a good one for me. Yeah. She also had He -Man, Castle of Greyskull by He -Man. Everybody wanted the castle, that's true. Yeah, absolutely. She had the Cabbage Patch Kids at number four. Right.

Speaker: And number five, she had a Rubik's Cube. She also had a backup number six pig. Yeah, she also had a backup number six pig. But throw it in there. Yeah, the Barbie Dreamhouse. And Tina's starting five. Her number one was the View Master. Right?

Speaker: When I was doing research, that thing popped up on every look I looked up. Well Jay, it's an all -weeker network because Tony confessed the fact that when he was a younger lad, he wanted mochi cheese.

Speaker: And if you don't know what a machi chi is, go ahead and Google that, Jay, and we will learn a totally different side of Tony. Number three, she had the Simon Says, which is another cool toy. My grandparents had that at their house, and I remember playing that all the time. Yeah, that's Tina. I think Tina won. I think Tina won. My list was shit. Number four, she had...

Speaker: At number four, she had toss across tic -tac -toe. Oh, with the beanbags. Yeah. Yes. My sister said that. In her final, in her final pick. Jim, are you sorry? It was a Cher doll. I just wanted Cher, not the doll, but I mean, to each their own. The tic -tac -toe with the beanbags. See, I think you might have won that one. My sister said that thing. Even though I did not get Tina's vote, I think she's got mine on this one.

Speaker: uh you know you got her vote she's a liar oh no no will you now missed officer

Speaker: That's all I got to say. Will you now? Let's see. Oh, somebody got called. Benny's like a voting for myself. I was talking about building. I was talking about building a wrestling ring on our bed and she said she's going to make me tap out. I ain't never tapped out in my life.

Speaker: I'm up for the challenge. Challenge accepted. I believe it. I believe it. I want to see it. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture. I want to see that picture.

Speaker: I hope so. That's all I gotta say. I hope so. I hope the fuck I am. That's right. That's right. God damn, she is a beautiful woman too.

Speaker: Make sure to bring that belt with you, because that's amazing. I will. You might need to go. She's going to take my belt away from me and everything. I will. I'm going to take you down with me tomorrow when I go down there. You're not coming home, man. Bring that shit up. This is going to come in and kick the door open. Let's fight! Let's go. She's going to have to turn into a disco. Don't do that. Let's get ready to rumble on. Let's go. That's a shit.

Speaker: You're right. Let's play. I'm going to tell you, you might get this right first. I'm going to, I'm going to pull up. I'm going to pull up. Ken Anderson, blue water. Mike's going to drop down for the ceiling. Click.

Speaker: Click! Kennedy! I hail from Newark, Ohio. Standard is 6 '2", 280 pounds. Click! I'm going to be a mess. I want to see who lost my day. Click! Glick, this shit was for you. You used to kill me with that microphone. I love Kennedy, man. I can't get it. He was awesome. That motherfucker.

Speaker: Got on my damn nerve, but this is funny. So the starting fight for Chatter's Box is up, but it's going to be up by the end of the show. And then I'll have to type out ours. I'll have it up shortly after. And I will do my best to get everything up on all the other social media by Monday. Yeah. So you guys can catch your bones. And since these are small enough, since these are small enough, I should be able to get them all in the same font and same size. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: That was kind of the goal of this draft this week, was to make sure I could put them all in one box as opposed to Michael's number five pick from one -liners that goes on three boxes.

Speaker: Yeah, you almost need a list just for Mike. He needs a separate section. It's just a separate section. Another iconic movie? You blind like a girl. You're still alive. What the fuck is that from? You play ball like a girl! What is it from, Michael? Braveheart. Braveheart.

Speaker: What is it from Michael? I love ya. It's from the fuckers though. So that's an iconic movie? What are you gonna tell me next? What movie are you gonna tell me is iconic next? Hey, no. The movie is not iconic. It's not an iconic movie. Are you gonna say you're an iconic movie? Melkerson made one iconic movie franchise and that was Lethal Weapon. Exactly.

Speaker: First of all, Braveheart is not a franchise. They only made one movie. Okay. Dumbass. Mel Gibson made one iconic movie, and that was Lethal Weapon. Lethal Weapon. Braveheart is not an iconic movie. Look who's your Scottish. Calm down. Calm down. And I don't know if you've seen it, but there's a video on YouTube of the real Scotsman fucking shit about that movie. I was so inaccurate.

Speaker: Well, I help you. So where is your mom? Great part. Oh, my God. Alexa. Oh, Academy Award. That's makeup and hairstyle. OK. Oh, wait a minute. Did you say it's iconic? We're not talking about this original screen. Can we work for best cinematography? Fuck you. That's an iconic movie. I didn't see. I did not hear any. I hear the word iconic.

Speaker: I did not hear the word iconic anywhere in there. Did you hear the word Academy Awards? Yeah, but there's been some shitty ass fucking movies that have won Academy Awards, Michael. That fucking movie about that bitch who has sex with a fish won a goddamn Academy Awards. It's an Amber Alert. It's an Amber Alert. It pissed me off.

Speaker: That one was that one. Play with me. Play with me. We gotta take a break. It's already almost fucking 10 o 'clock. We have to take a break. Yes. Ed McNeese is. Thanks. He's playing that for you, Michael. He said no. I like that. They don't get to play that for me no more. I like to play tabs. Here's tabs by various artists on Amazon Music.

Speaker: Michael was a good soldier. He fought valiantly. He gave his all. But at the end of the day, he came across the greatest champion of all time. He was the undefeated Roman warrior, and he stepped up with Maximus. And Maximus ended his win streak.

Speaker: All hail Lord Blick. He's a great champion, and he looks down upon his fallen foe, and he gives him the one beer salute and says, nice try, you little bitch, but come correct if you come at the goddamn king. Don't play with me. If you're a king, don't miss.

Speaker: Um, but he walked in like you were the fucking king and he got smacked in the mouth like you were the jester. Well, he said that Braveheart was an iconic film. She's Scottish, so go fuck yourself. It's only iconic if you live in Scotland. By advertising on YouTube, I catch the eye of mostly Scottish people who don't even like that movie. And it wasn't a bad movie. I'm not shitting on the movie. It's not a bad movie. Oh, it's not.

Speaker: It was a good movie, but it was blind eye count. On to the break, folks. Because we're beating this dead horse. We played the fight. We played outlaw fight. We played outlaw music, outlaw fight. Also. No, Jay Money, no. No, Jay. I wouldn't let anybody.

Speaker: The question from Jay is, would you let a supermodel shit on you? Jay lets the random back alley $5 hooker shit on him, so he just wants to make sure that that's acceptable. With that being said, we're taking a break with Black Dot Mojo.

Speaker: Wow, I said this show was not gonna go over tonight. I said I was gonna behave myself tonight I am behaving myself

Speaker: I only got the lessons that I have learned just to match to a bridge it's always gonna burn I'm lost even when I'm staring at the man my only wish now I could take it all back And I've robbed everything from hill to Houston only sing out my mind I always keep on shitting

Speaker: I just keep on doing it, and it's just, yeah, you're messing up. Yeah, it's just, I don't know how to do it. And they've gone into this guy. Look now, but just have a taste. And I'm like, can I think in my,

Speaker: When I hear the lonesome missile of the southbound train Even the burning whiskey won't kill my brain When the moon gets full and the coyote cries His men are out tripping by cretin' lies

Speaker: Thanks for watching!

Speaker: You see that smoking gun in my head is the baddest I've tried from through the desert sand Remember back when it all messed up the gunshots and the distance would keep on running Yeah, I just keep on running The shotgun mask ringing out

Speaker: Anything in front of my gun don't have a plan And bullets spread out into the sky I'm important now, baby, legends never die You got me caught at night, yeah, you think you were

Speaker: Whoa, paddy, you're just an expert in my gut

Speaker: Baby legends never die You got me caught in the mirror if you think you are A diamond or just an ace but it ain't my good A wild body or just an ace but it ain't my good

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Speaker: If you want to be like some asshole and tell me that I suck, even though that I know I don't, I'm the greatest. I am amazing. I am spectacular. My face is melting. Also, first and foremost, in the chatters box during the break, Jay asks a question. Who has a better hair? Myself, myself or the Amish version looking of me?

Speaker: the wish version of me. Somebody had the nerve to say the honest version of me had better hair than I did. I'm gonna put this out there again. He literally stole my look. He stole my hair. He stole your look sir. He single white view mowed me. And there's proof of it. There's proof of it. You can go way back when and you can look at my videos. I have better hair. I have a better physique.

Speaker: I'm just better. You might have a bigger dick than me. So you got that, because you've told us a million times that you've got a bigger dick than anybody else. I don't really know. I don't know. Outside of that, I'm just all around better than you. My hair is better. My hair is almost long enough I can put it in a little ponytail, actually. Don't do it. That's gay.

Speaker: I can put a fedora on to leggy just so you know, I can also put a cowboy hat on I Could see those two in some kind of vehicle not as easy top but like a 60s Mike and I just cruising just cruising Miami

Speaker: and we'd be awesome at it but it would not be a car it would probably be a pickup truck but yeah she said no don't do it i can do a fedora and i can and i've got my cowboy hat back there too and i've also got my peaky blinders hat actually we'll just do this instead

Speaker: there we go step your hat game up Michael I do put my hair in a ponytail when it's long but I have crazy thick I have crazy thick hair Tony were you taking a shit during the break

Speaker: I was gassy, so I almost did. But first of all, let me turn this down so I can stop listening to y 'all. As far as who has the better hair, I want to say my nuts. As far as who has the best, who has the bigger dick, both of y 'all need to shut the fuck up, you know better. And for the rest of the day - As we learned - I think Tony just said he has got a bigger dick than you guys. As we learned last week, Tony's only been in one box that he had more room, or had room for more than just himself. We won't reach around on that again.

Speaker: No, I do not compare Dicks with No Man. Tony, who was that that did that song? I know that song, but same damn girl. Usher and R. Kelly.

Speaker: Yeah, it was. Yeah. Well, no, I thought it was. Was it how this came out? How? No, me. We're compared to think sizes. How this has come out is that that was it. Yes. My hands are cheating on me. She's she said she cheated on me. I know you've told us a hundred times. That's what she said.

Speaker: Let me be honest with you. I've been told that before. I've been told that before. I thought it was a lie. I think women make that up to get rid of us. Maybe, maybe, maybe you guys should be like Jeff and I.

Speaker: No. And the three bear, and Goldilocks and the three bear, and maybe you should be just right. She still died. My ex -wife cheated on me because she was a whore. My ex cheated on me because she was a whore.

Speaker: My most chauvinistic answer, that's what I would say about any woman that left me. You must be too fucking greedy, because if I ain't enough, you're too used to it. That's my rule. If I ain't enough, you're too used to it, bitch. If it ain't enough, don't worry. Like Liam Neeson and Taken, I got a particular set of skills. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. And I'm like those guys over there, Eastern Europe.

Speaker: Good luck. That was a commercial for your ass. I don't care what nobody says. Good luck. I'm going to that movie. Fuck this shit. I'm actually surprised that that movie did not make that list.

Speaker: Well, it was kind of easy. Low hanging fruit. Low hanging fruit. And I will admit that. I thought about it. And that's why I don't know when it comes to iconics. I don't even know. Helen, Helen, Helen. In case you never noticed, I don't think about my skills. I will tell you that. First and foremost, I don't have to brag about them. I'm just saying. I'm sure there's probably somebody listening right now that can verify my skills.

Speaker: Bang. There it is. Boom. I understand. I'm just saying. Let me let me let me let me go verify. Well, go ahead and read the comment above yours. You can talk about me.

Speaker: Let me say, for the record, that's the second time I've seen a woman comment something like that on his behalf. I will be honest. That don't help my case none, but fair enough. No, it doesn't. Let me give credit where credit is due over shit we talk, okay? Jay, I don't even want to know what the hell it was you sent. Four letters come to mind.

Speaker: when you hear Glick. G -O -A -T. Not bad. Famous one liners I've heard from women. Do you take care of some shit? What the fuck? What kind of women are you hanging out with, Tony? Satisfied.

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Speaker: Everybody knew it, but he had to Google it. I'll be in New York this summer, Jay. Don't you worry. I'm gonna find your ass. If you feel like you need to take him out, Tony Dean, do it. I'm gonna let you know. I'm gonna let you know. I got to ask for a favor.

Speaker: Is there Brooklyn on Manhattan? That's all I need to know. Is there Brooklyn on Manhattan? That's all I need to know. I gotta put this thing on my back, y 'all. Excuse me a second. I'm only in the chicks as well. Manhattan got you. Got you.

Speaker: Um, let me be let me be clear. I don't know whether it was true or not ma 'am. I did see it in the chat We all thought it was funny and hilarious. We gave him his props. That's what we do on social media I'm not trying to get him fucked up. I'm not trying to fuck him up He's not gonna invite me in the show and I'm going to be the monkey wrench on his motherfucker if anything I'm going to help with the tools that he's gonna use the mentality needs to be put in place and for the love of God All of the shit that needs to be talked. Thank you very much

Speaker: I'm going to do a podcast tomorrow. I'm driving out to Cincinnati and be like, fuck Tony D. And everybody's like, oh shit, somebody got problems. Yeah, I got problems with Tony D. No, I don't think I'm in trouble. We've all we've we've we've all had people in our past and they stay in the past for a reason. Yes. So.

Speaker: When I type out he -man, is there a dash in between he and man? Yes. Jeff's all self -conscious about his spelling and shit now. Yeah, you guys got me freaking out about everything. We've done given Jeff a goddamn complex over here. He's gonna come back next Saturday night and he's gonna be like,

Speaker: He's gonna be like, hey guys, so I started therapy and I got a tutor to help me with my spelling. It's not just you. It's not just you. Literally at work, I got yelled at in the beginning and I literally downloaded Grammarly. It doesn't always work on my Excel. Nice. That answered that question. Yeah, but it doesn't seem to work when you make the list.

Speaker: That's what I just said, it doesn't work on my Excel. Dude, you misspelled Ben.

Speaker: You've been B -I -N. Once again, I type it 90 % of the time. I type it while we're doing it, and then on top of that, on top of that, on top of that, my editing time is all about five minutes from my wife yelling at me. She's like, aren't you done yet? I believe you. I believe you. That's why Todie lost, because they looked at Todie's list and they're like,

Speaker: Why the fuck is Tony talking about Ben? You put you put stuff in right? We're not voting for this guy. He's got two stars. He's putting slang in his terms. You been assholes. I gotta take my cowboy head down to Cincinnati tomorrow boys.

Speaker: No, you did nothing for me. You hurt me Tony. I promise.

Speaker: competition makes sense more intense. You're welcome. I'm not even trying to be. I gotta fix this up real quick. I'll be right back. That's like that's like that's like Mike today. Mike was like hey uh we were talking before the show and he was like hey just so you know I don't want you to get mad at me or anything but

Speaker: Um, I added your girl on Snapchat. I was like, okay. Or not Snapchat, uh, tick tock. And I was like, okay. I know she told me she was going to add you. Like, why do you have to, you don't have to tell me you don't have to apologize. It's not that big a deal because I think she added you to Jeff, right? Maybe. I don't know.

Speaker: Yeah, she added me. Well, I added her right after you guys started, uh, before you having to just went down. Yeah. It's like, I'm not, you know, it's not like you're in her DMS acting, acting out of place because then I got to fucking come to Wisconsin or Iowa or Illinois or wherever the fuck you are.

Speaker: That's not a good way to get me to visit. That is not a good way to get me to visit. He shows up, punches his face. Okay, great. Now that you're here, let's go do something. Let's have a beer. Show up, punch him in the face. Are you happy now? We proceed to have the Peter Griffin chicken fight.

Speaker: What it finally is he's like he's like so since you're here you want to stay for an extra day We got Chicago South Pizza here. Oh, yeah Love you. I'll show everybody your new haircut

Speaker: Got them cleaned up tonight, today. So I go to a barber. I go to an actual barber shop. I love that barber shop mentality. You go to a little timing shop. There's one or two barbers.

Speaker: looks like the Amish guy, fuck you, Jay. So you're like, you know, everybody knows, like everybody, whether you do or don't know them, everybody in there, you act like you've known each other for the last 100 years. We all bullshit, we all shoot your shit. So Cash was getting his hair cut. It is like, you have my guy who cuts my hair and then the only other, and then there's the other lady. There's just two people that do hair in there. It's my guy and then the lady that works there.

Speaker: And she's always cut Cassia's hair. What buddy? What is it? Oh yeah, I don't care. Cassia's getting his hair cut and he was getting a little long and shaggy.

Speaker: And I got done getting my hair, so I was sitting there. We were all bullshit. And I was like, oh, Cass, you're gonna look good when you go back to school Monday. All your girlfriends are gonna love you. And he's like, I don't want little girlfriends. So the guy who cuts my hair, he's like, take your hands and look at your hands and go, do you like my new hair?

Speaker: Everybody that was in the barbershop, we started dying. Mind you, Cash is only eight years old. He has no idea. Exactly. He's like, I don't get it. Don't worry, I'll get it when you're older. My guy who cuts my hair, he's like, oh man, I'm sorry. Trust me, he started a lot worse. We do the podcast. And they're like, oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker: The whole time Kes just had this, like he was still trying to figure it out. And I was like, don't worry dude, you'll figure it out about the time you're 12.

Speaker: But that's what we said when we were there. It's not about the haircut. It's about the experience at the end of the day. You go in there, you're on common ground. It's the only place in this country, whether you go to a black barbershop or a white barbershop, but it's the only place in this country where you legitimately have freedom of speech anymore. And you can go in there and you can talk sports. You can talk politics. You can talk whatever. And it's fun. Everybody has a good time.

Speaker: So, and that's what I wanted to teach him from an early age, because my first barber that I went to, I went to when I was 12 and I went there until I was 21, I think. And the liturgy was four barbers. They were all in their sixties. They talked about the war all the time. And then they, it's a life experience. You learn things. Oh yeah. So,

Speaker: One of the greatest scenes about a barber in the world is the movie that Clint Eastwood movie, The Grand Trino. He goes in there and he says, I know your old cocksucker, he pulls a gun on him. Right? To me, the most iconic line in that movie had absolutely no words in it, where he just went,

Speaker: It's almost impossible to quote that movie because of the simple fact that Clint Eastwood plays such the racist character in the world.

Speaker: If I vote it, we'll get canceled. I'm sure both ends of it. I'm pretty sure we should. No, we won't get canceled. Just you. You're the only one to get it. And both Mike and I will totally go full -on Seth Rogen and be like, we don't know that guy. He is an armpit. I've never even heard of him. Jeff who? Yeah, you should cancel. Throw that boat finger in the bus. I don't need that. We want it. We only had him on there to, like, show us.

Speaker: Show diversity. That we're not afraid of short people. Yeah. Yeah. You go to discriminate against a short guy, you know? He was below average. Mm -mm. Fucking below average. Yeah, absolutely. Well, we are clearly not getting the news tonight. We are. Apparently not. Yeah, we need to get to the news. Well, we're not getting the news tonight, so maybe we'll get to news Wednesday.

Speaker: Yeah, man, I wish you'd do your fucking job. That's why I said it. That's why I said it. That is why I said it. You want some work there? My job. I'll give you time. You want news? I already told you guys news earlier. You want news? You want really good news? You want breaking news? Not really. Well, I guess it is kind of breaking news.

Speaker: Chris, real quick, bring up that article that I sent you that we were laughing about today or last night. I'll give you some news. I'm about to break it. That's short. Yeah. Oh, I gotta find it because you were sending me so much shit last night. There we go. I know. I've got some money. Yeah. Um, here's news for you, Michael. I already said it earlier, but we had all the fuck up and everything like that. But as of Thursday night, my lady and I are official.

Speaker: And she was my girlfriend. And I am her boyfriend, and as she got to say today, it felt good to finally tell some jackass. But yesterday, last night, not today, but technically today, she got to tell some jackass to move along. She has a boyfriend. Which is exactly where I'm at. Kick rocks, motherfucker! Kick rocks, you son of a bitch! Which is where I'm at, because I get to say the same thing. I got a girlfriend.

Speaker: Move along, Thor. She said, there's the door. Don't let it hit you or the good Lord split you. Yeah, there. I love that line, too. There's the news. Jeff sent me. It is just real quick. And I feel like Jeff only sent me this because of the word that is in it.

Speaker: a burglar, a burglar, a burglar, a burglar. And it is the funniest thing to have him stumble over it. I cannot say, you can't buy this kind of content. It's stumbling over the word burglar. I cannot say burglar.

Speaker: Why can I say that? It's a simple word. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar

Speaker: Motherfucker was burglar. It says a burglar. Why can't I say that word? A burglar. A burglar. A burglar. A burglar. Now it sounds fancy. What did you get arrested for? I'm a burglar.

Speaker: Anyways, but an Oak Hill community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh from upstairs. I got a joke for you. He tells you the joke and all of a sudden it's six years. That's fucking hilarious.

Speaker: I can literally hear the conversation after. What the fuck was that? Oh, man. The playlist on Reddit makes me feel queasy. I just posted it. I just seen that. Let's take a look at it. I literally just posted it. And everything's spelled correctly. I checked everything. I'm proofreading it.

Speaker: Go ahead. Okay, I might be able to pull this and post it on social media. Yeah, I made sure everything was the same font size and nothing was too small. And all six are on there. And I'm gonna be working on this for... Yeah, because they were just toys. I mean, we had enough room. It is done as well. That's why it wouldn't be so hard this time. Glicky as glitzy.

Speaker: And she is 100 % correct. Now the only thing you see is... All since I'm glitchy, I'm gonna go fry chicken. Alright, and that just leaves me and Jeff. How are you doing, Jeff?

Speaker: I'm doing excellent. I put out some fires yesterday at work. That's why we've literally been doing this show for two or we've literally been doing this show for two fucking hours and I say I'm gonna go fry chicken and the best thing you can come up with after two hours of this show is hey how you doing Jeff like it's the first time you guys have talked ever fuck you you went you went to go fucking I thought you had to go

Speaker: Don't worry about me and Jeff. Fry your chicken. Deep -fry 350 in 30 minutes. Go. 30 minutes? Fuck you for deep -frying for 30 minutes. You know, that upsets me. I have a deep fryer and I haven't used in like six months. Oh really? Because Chris convinced me to buy an air fryer and I did. And now I use that motherfucker all the time because it's awesome.

Speaker: I have a deep fryer. I cannot afford an air fryer. Well, I probably lost it. First of all, Chris doesn't even own a deep fryer. So how the hell is Chris going to convince you to buy, or not a deep fryer? Air fryer. Because somebody had one and you're like, I need to get an air fryer. They're fucking awesome. And I fucking went out the next day. Well, you know what I did last night? I don't even have a deep fryer. But you know what I did last night? We made burgers and fries.

Speaker: And, uh, because I'm broke, it was cheaper to buy a bag of potatoes. So I bought it rather than like French fries that you just throw in the oven. So I took a pot. Oh, listen, you guys are going to love this. So, so I got, I got plenty of oil in my house. I got like three bottles of vegetable oil. Don't ask me why. I don't even know why, but I do. So I got a minimum of 10 at any time.

Speaker: Both of you guys are glitching the top. Yeah, you and Mike are glitching. I'm going to refresh. Oh, I'm glitching too. Go. I just know, I just know Blake is, I'm glitching too? Yes. Okay. Well, when he comes, well, wait a minute. We got four seconds. You can do it. You can do it. Yes. You're gone. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're good. You're good. You're good, Mike. Is that better? Yes.

Speaker: Okay. So a little attention. So I apologize for walking out, but I heard the conversation and y 'all are hilarious. So, so, so last night I was like, I'm going to make French fries. You know what I mean? Like I'm going to deep fry them and everything. So I come home, right? You know, I get, I get, you know, I'm doing, I'm, I'm, I'm doing dishes. I'm, I'm doing all this other because I'm domesticated gentlemen, much like Jeff, I'm domesticated.

Speaker: My wife been gone for all week and I have done dishes once. I am a hundred percent. I am a hundred percent domesticated. I can cook. I can clean. I can do laundry. I can do all that stuff. So separate your colors from whites. No, I just throw that shit. No, I don't believe in segregation. I'm like Jeffrey. No, no, no, no. No, my wife.

Speaker: I don't judge. I don't judge based off the colors. Just throw it all in the washer. So I come home and I put my oil in the pan and I turn the oven on. I don't have any pink shirts. I don't have any pink shirts actually. So I put the oil in the pan. But she's saying if you don't separate the clothes you'll get pink shirts.

Speaker: Okay, and what I'm saying is I don't separate the clothes and I don't have pink shirts. That's because you don't have bright red shirts either. Yes, I do. Mmm. Mmm. Fucker. Maybe if you learn how to do laundry, you stupid sons of bitches wouldn't wind up with pink shirts. My shit never turns color. You wear your son's clothes. I don't want to hear anything about you. You know, speaking of that, we went to the store. We went to the store. It's called, it's called, uh, Watch Out For The Dog.

Speaker: and and they're they're super cheap store we got that's where i got my print shirt my son wanted this shirt and the only size they had was my sizing up so i bought it and i i literally wore it one day and my son was wearing it today yes helen he said he didn't know how to do laundry there are men who don't know how to do laundry i know how to do laundry

Speaker: I've got a host two other shows tonight. I didn't realize it was going to go this far. I've got to drop down. Yeah, I got a busy Saturday night up here.

Speaker: Glick, Jeff, Mike, I want to thank y 'all. Honestly, this is always fun. I'm here for the shits in the shenanigans. Glick's hat is bigger than his beard. It's funny as fuck, by the way. Yeah, that's it. But I look good in my head. But I look good in my head. But I look good in my head. Oh, lord. That was sick. But it's not as... That hat is tiny compared to his ego.

Speaker: This is true. But I can respect that. Thank you, Betty. Legulate, I'm not popular. I get requested. I don't make demands. I get requested. So I just go for the brothers. I will chop it up with you all. We got Monday. Monday, I think I should be good with if you want to do it again. Yeah, no, absolutely. Absolutely. I think Monday's going to be a big day as well. Yep.

Speaker: Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday will be a thing moving forward, as always. So like I said, if you can make it on Monday, Mike and Jeff, the same thing applies to them. If they can make it, the invites all go out. Wednesday nights is a normal. And Saturday nights is a normal. I mean, that's like, I mean, Wednesdays and Saturdays are no ups ands or buts about it. Mondays, we're still trying to, I would like to make Monday a regular thing.

Speaker: And the invites go out to all four of you guys. Who can make it? I'm Monday. We'll roll with it. But I'm going to drop down. Appreciate y 'all, fellas. Everybody chat. Thank y 'all. Thank y 'all. Thank y 'all. This is always my turn this week. And Super Bowl is tomorrow. Yep. I've been invited to one. I got invited to a second one. I don't know what I'm doing, but I might be live. I might not. Everybody enjoy the game. We'll be tapping up as always. And like I said, I will catch y 'all from here. I am not going to be live the next two days. Well, not until Monday evening. Well, you're going to be on the roll. We don't expect to see you. Fuck that. Yeah.

Speaker: I got you. I'm gonna be with my girl tomorrow night, before we understand it, until I want to bruise. I will be doing the unspeakable in tomorrow night during the Super Bowl. Not the unspeakable, but the unspeakable for me being a Browns fan. But I will be rooting on the Bengals tomorrow night. That is unspeakable inside the state, but it's an instinct. Tony. Yes, sir. Chris, send that video, put it on the chatters on our feed that's on Nonsense Goes Outside, that Bengals video I sent you.

Speaker: That shit is fucking weird. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Speaker: You've been missing for most of it, part -timer. He is a part -timer. Well, part -timer has been. Well, he's new. He's new. What are you doing? Are you Snapchatting? I am. Yep, that's what I thought. Well, now that the Democrat is gone, we can talk about the bobsled team changing their name of their sled.

Speaker: I knew you were going to do that to me. I wanted to wait until Tony was gone before I brought it up because he's a fan. I thought it was funny as hell. That video though, that dude singing that Bangle song, oh my gosh, I lost it.

Speaker: I don't know where Michael is. Did he go fried chicken as well? Yeah, I don't know. I do have the top 10. The final top 10 in the music, maybe we can get to that tonight. Yeah, let's do that real quick. Are we going to do that after break?

Speaker: I don't even know where we're at with the break. I don't either. Because we're way over the line. Yeah, we might not have a second break. We might just end this. I was going to say, let's just scroll through the file. It's 9 .30. It's 10 .30 here. It's about 30 more minutes anyways than when we're usually done. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. We just got, we just got went really long cause we were just, we got, you guys got an argument about fucking GI Joe. There was no argument to be had. I was a hundred percent correct. Oh my gosh. It sounded like an argument to me.

Speaker: Yeah, because they were wrong and they knew they were wrong. I almost regret saying that I had the decade it came out. I did see a documentary about GI Joe.

Speaker: Have you seen that show, the toys that made us? Yes, that's exactly the one that I'm recording. The toys that made us, the movies that made us, and the scary movies that made us watching that right now. Seriously, Mike, take your time and watch the greatest documentary, Swear Words, with Nick Cage. Holy shit, dude. It's the history of Swear Words with Nick Cage. Don't watch any of that bullshit. Watch the cabin. Watch the cabin on Netflix with Bert Kreischer.

Speaker: Oh no, that's funny, too. My name's Frazier. That's fucking funny, isn't it? Chrysler. Chrysler. I heard Chrysler. Sorry. Did you ever watch that? Did you ever watch the Jason Momoa movie, Daddy's Girl or Little Girl or whatever? Not yet. Not yet. It looks good. You need to get on it, shit. That's a really good movie.

Speaker: I am literally open to new movies because I just finished Psych today. Last night when Chris and I were talking I was watching the movies. That's what prompted the phone call from Jeff was the Psych movie thing and then just turned into a whole bunch of other

Speaker: dumb shit Anybody that's anybody that's that is a quote -unquote psycho, which is a fan of psych No Oh, I don't know if Chris if you saw the The after show is like right after the final episode came out. They did the actual they they auctioned off the the blueberry and it's and

Speaker: The last two prices they gave, it went from $13 ,000 to $32 ,000 in minutes because somebody was like, fuck that, I gotta have this fucking thing. The blueberry is a Toyota Yaris.

Speaker: It's what they drove through Seasons 1. It was Gus's car. I gotta get Jodie on Psych because she likes stupid comedy. I haven't seen the show. It's not because I hear it's blowing me or anything. It's just I haven't got to it yet. The great thing about Psych comes down to if you're a fan of 80s movies,

Speaker: and AV's references they're not an episode goes by they don't do a reference to actors and and don't be goose from Top Gun Mike you need to watch it so with that being said let's let's oh shit yeah let's let's let's do this real quick yeah let's uh let's wrap it let's let's uh let's uh

Speaker: Sorry, I can't think right now. Yeah, let's finalize this top 10 list. It's my top 10, because it's my show, and I do everything, and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid tricks. No, that's just like your opinion, man. Come on, son.

Speaker: uh where's my top 10 at so we got the top 10 list of the 50 most iconic i don't i i hate this word and jeff likes to use this word a lot when he when he makes his list i don't like the word iconic but i i'm going to change it to the 50 most best songs of all time

Speaker: I think Iconic is overused. It is overused. Yeah, it's tossed around a lot. That's what I was talking about. I don't feel like saying we do our Iconic list. I don't feel like it's fair to talk about low hanging fruit because

Speaker: They are iconic to somebody, and it might feel like, oh, that's an easy button for other people. No, but that's like getting into the word cool. Think about it, everybody thinks they're cool. And much like this list, it's too opinionated.

Speaker: That's for me and quick just went at it over Braveheart. I call that an iconic movie quick doesn't we? I wasn't the only one that said it wasn't iconic everybody else in this podcast said it wasn't an iconic movie But you just targeted me. I've seen it twice and it's really not that good Good movie like

Speaker: For what it is, is it historically accurate? Absolutely no. No, not even remotely. No, but for what it is, for what it is, it is a good movie. It's a good, you know, hey, let's watch something that we've seen 400 ,000 times. Okay.

Speaker: overrated but it was a good movie I want to say it was overrated but I feel like it was good for what it was and when it came out I feel like it's dated I watched it the other day and it really shows age

Speaker: now. Right back. Um, but, uh, you know, and then when you go for, for rolls, mountains and rolls, I still feel like it's on the top of this list. And then his, and then when you go through the movies that he directed, I still feel like that's top of his list.

Speaker: So I mean it's How many movies did Mel Gibson get? Apocalyptic Jesus or I mean the passion and then Braveheart Those are the only three movies he directed that I know of you know, so it's just like obviously we did like three movies and

Speaker: You know, Jonathan Franks had directed more movies than freaking Mel Gibson. Jonathan Franks is Star Trek. Couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Just saying. You would pick him out. He was he was number one. For next generation, Jonathan Franks. Will Wecker. Nerd.

Speaker: I don't, I don't say that you're wearing too often. Tim, once again. But when you start talking Star Trek, when you start talking Star Trek, my brain is... I will blow your mind. I will blow your mind with Star Trek. Everything that we're doing tonight on this podcast is thanks to Star Trek. So you're welcome. That's debatable. Debate it. You'll lose.

Speaker: Thank you. It actually is more. Debate it. You will lose.

Speaker: Google Glass laptops, cell phones, Bluetooth, all. Literally, the history of how a cell phone came to being was, literally was. I saw Captain Kirk talking on his communicator and said, I want to do that too. And he invented the cell phone. What else you got to say? Can we put him on break again?

Speaker: The thing is though, I mean, don't get me wrong, Shatner is a fucking genius. Because he talks like every line is its own sentence. But, other than Shatner, I can give two shits. And I get it, it does has its moments. I'll give you that. It's just a...

Speaker: I could really hurt your feelings and talk about how it can hurt my feelings, please. It takes a certain level of intelligence to understand Star Trek and you don't like it. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't go down that road. But I'm not going to do that. I understand it. I understand it as boring as shit.

Speaker: That's what I understand, is boring as shit fodder. If you don't get all the word for it, you don't get all the references, because you're gonna start references 80s and all this other stuff, and you know, Star Trek actually references books. They make whole movies. Star Trek through the Wrath of Khan was literally Moby Dick, retold. Are you two fucking virgins done? I'm waiting on you.

Speaker: No, I'm here, I've been here, I've dumb been here and I'm looking over this and I'm like these two fucking ass clowns, Mike wants to fucking jerk off to Star Wars or Star Trek or whatever the fuck it's called. The problem I have with Star Trek is it just makes me want to shit myself. And you know what, the only thing I gotta say, and Jeff, Jeff doesn't get that he needs to Google it.

Speaker: It took them 50 years. It took them like 40 years to make a good Star Trek movie. And that was when they did it with Chris Pine. There you go. Yeah, I said what I said. Deal with it. I 100 % agree. Because I do like the Chris Pine movies of Star Trek. I actually enjoy them. Fucking retards.

Speaker: He ran away. What's the line from Clerks 2? What's the line from Clerks 2? Where's the mop at? I just trolled a Trekkie so I already threw up. He ran away because he knows I'm right. Anyways, we're going to round out this, we'll do something to save it on this fucking show tonight.

Speaker: He's currently hanging himself just so you know. But we got the 50 best songs of all time. I don't want to say iconic. Let's do a real quick recap of 50 through 19 and then we'll get into the top 10.

Speaker: And I hate number one, I hate the fact that number one is where it is. But number 50, best of my love by the emotions. Number 49, River Deep Mountain High by Ike and Tina Turner. A change is gonna come by Sam Cooke.

Speaker: Number 47, When Doves Cry by Prince. Number 46, Dancing in the Streets by Martha Reeves and the Vandals. Number 45, By Generation by The Who. Mind you, they were only on this list once and the Beach Boys were on this list multiple times. Michael. He's still muted. He doesn't care. He's still crying. He can hear us. He can hear us. Number 44,

Speaker: the righteous brothers you've lost that loving feeling number 43 the Beach Boys you've lost that or no way I'm sorry number 43 the Beach Boys God only knows number 42 dire straits dire straits was ahead of who Michael does that make you feel with Sultan's a swing Ray Charles who got us muted across the board from what I say number 40 the Rolling Stones would give me shelter

Speaker: Number 39, the iconic, and I will say iconic, for Mr. James Brown with Papa's Got a Brand New Bag. Number 38, Ben E. King with Stand By Me. Good song. Number 37, we got the Beatles coming in with A Day in the Life. The Police with the Stalker's Anthem, Every Breath You Taste. Yeah, new shit. Sampled by Sean, Puffy, P Diddy Holmes,

Speaker: after Biggie died. Number 35, Jeff Buckley with Hallelujah. Beautiful song. If you've never heard it, hear it. Listen to it. Do yourself a favor and listen to it. Number 34, Mr. Bob Marley. No woman, no cry.

Speaker: Number 33. It's your cousin, Marvin Barry. Mr. Chuck Barry with Johnny B Good. The Beatles come in again at number 32 with yesterday. Jimi Hendrix sneaking into the list at number 31 with Purple Haze. The Beach Boys yet again for the second time after the

Speaker: After the Who with good vibrations. We got Abba coming in at number 29 with Dancing Queen. Number 28, Sly and the Family Stone. Family affair. Miss Aretha Franklin coming in at 27.

Speaker: Yeah, there. Simon and Garfunkel coming in at 26 with Bridge Over Trouble Water. Radiohead with Creep. Not a big fan of Radiohead, but I gotta give him credit for that goddamn song. That song is something else. That catchy fucking tune will stick in your head for months. Mm -hmm. The Ronettes.

Speaker: would be my baby. And I believe what was the gentleman's name in the eighties that did that, that, that did a song. And just like Ronnie said, he was like, just like Ron said, and she actually, yeah. And she actually sang that, that verse. Yeah.

Speaker: I did that. No, no, he's coming back. Just wiped the tears from his heart. Number 23, Bruce Springsteen with Born to Run. Good song. Number 21, Miss Judy Garland, Over the Rainbow. Number 20, Elvis Presley for the first time on the list with Heartbreak Hotel. David Bowie comes in for the first time on the list at number 19 with Life on Mars. The Queen of R &B. And I'll give her that label. Judge me if you will. But Miss Whitney Houston.

Speaker: With a remake of a Dolly Parton song, I Will Always Love You. She did do it better than Dolly. She did. But Dolly Parton wrote that song, too. Yeah, that's Dolly's song, and I love Dolly, but... I love me some Dolly. But Whitney killed it. Why these assholes are on any list when it comes to music at number 17, I don't know. But Oasis would live forever.

Speaker: Number 16 with chubby checker checking in with the twist Number 15 The man sold his soul to the devil to make fantastic music You're not allowed to play it in the guitar shop, but it's Led Zeppelin with stairway to heaven Stairway tonight

Speaker: Yes. Number 14, Sir Elton John. Yes. Number 13, the Eagles with a song about the Cecil Hotel. Welcome to California. If you don't know what the Cecil Hotel is, do yourself a favor. Google that shit.

Speaker: Look it up, season five of American Horror Story was based off of that hotel, actually. The Kinks come in. The Kinks come in at number 12, way above the who with their one time song.

Speaker: with Waterloo Sunset. Number 11, I do like this song. I'm not a fan of punk music, but I do like this song. And if you heard it, you would know what I was talking about. You won't know it by the name of it. But The Clash with London Collin. Oh no, I love that song. And now, boys, ladies and gentlemen, we are in the top 10. We are in the top 10. We're going to finalize this list tonight.

Speaker: I have to find a new list for Wednesday. Coming in at number 12. I agree with you completely, Mark. I disagree with some that are on the list. We all disagree with some that are on the list. But Mike also only knows five bands. And it's the who, the who, the who, and the who. You know, the who, the what, why, the where, the when.

Speaker: But anyways, I didn't make this list. I didn't write this list. From the artists that are on the list, I agree with the artists being on the list, but I don't necessarily agree with the songs that they picked to put on the list. I think the whole list comes up on the back. They're all beloved by so many. Yeah, because I like Elvis Presley, but I did not feel like Heartbreak Hotel was as strong as his strong song.

Speaker: No, no not his strongest song at all and actually The only one of his songs that made it onto the list I personally one of my favorite and I love Elvis just so you guys know Yeah, one of my favorite songs by Elvis is suspicious minds

Speaker: Your song that I like is um, oh, what's it called? Oh, I gotta think of it No, it's it's um, that's true

Speaker: But I'm telling you guys, look at that Clash song, London Collin, and as soon as you hear the opening, that opening music, you'll know it. You'll absolutely know it. I said what? Alexa, what's the name of the song by Elvis? I said what? What the hell? He's over there yelling. But number 10 on the list in the fun. Elvis's last song was on the list. Come here, Mike, please. Still here.

Speaker: Coming in at number 10, my middle daughter is named after this, my middle daughter is named after the lead singer of this band and it's Guns N' Roses. Yeah, yeah, that's a good song. Guns N' Roses with Sweet Child O' Mine. That is a good tune. That is a good tune and slashed fucking murdered it on that fucking guitar solo.

Speaker: I love that fucking song. There's a few British people on this list, Mark. There's several British people on this list. The Sex Pistols coming in at number 9 with God Save the Queen. Good song.

Speaker: I don't know what it was meant to be. Don't worry about it. We were just singing. Slash rocks the hell out of that song. Absolutely. Uh, for the second time on the list coming in at number eight, the Rolling Stones. I can't get no satisfaction. Yes. I can't get no. Uh, coming in at number seven for the first time.

Speaker: Mr. Bob Dylan with Like a Rolling Stone. Yes. Great song. Coming in at number six, The Beatles. Yet again, they finally make the list. Well, actually yesterday is a really good song. I do love yesterday. One of my favorite Beatles songs. And I know it's

Speaker: a low hanging fruit, as we like to say. But I love this song. Hey Jude. I love that song. It's probably, my favorite people's songs would be Yesterday, Hey Jude, Help. Help is a good song.

Speaker: I like yellow. I like yellow submarine submarine. I love that song. I love it. She's like, is this a notice of the original? Jesus, were they? How much acid were they on? Yep. There you go, Mark. And would you want the British? We're bringing the British. Bring in the British man. John Lennon's son. Hey Jude. Yes, exactly lady. Coming in at number five. You guys, you guys ready? Yep.

Speaker: Queen. With Bohemian Rhapsody. I can't say but I know how to do it. Coming in at number four.

Speaker: Michael Jackson. Billy Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who sings that I am the one. But the kitty is not my son. Coming in at number three. YouTube with one.

Speaker: I like I like I like the Joshua Tree album by YouTube really good Sunday bloody Sundays They just they're douchey

Speaker: YouTube yeah, they think they are a little bit douchey they are a little bit do Jeff ladies I do I do I do like YouTube Joe Mama Joe Mama Glick and she was a YouTube fan. So they grew on me. They are really douchey people. They are really good thing to come out of Britain and

Speaker: Okay, first informal. That's debatable. I love you Mark, but I don't know if you're good. I never said I met anyone. I'm just saying they sing douchey. Coming in at number two, and I love this fucking song. Another book by its cover.

Speaker: Well, no, I've never met any of them, but their personality I'm not a big YouTube fan because I'm not a big YouTube fan. I like their music. Well, they just seem douchey to me.

Speaker: Well, it's the same thing about okay. Well, you know what? It's the same thing about metallic. They could be a steak. Metallic is a bunch of fucking douchebags and their fucking music was horrible after the black album, but they're fucking douche canoes. Yeah. Agree. Yeah, exactly. Megadeth was way better. It was and is a million times better than metallic. I like Pantera as well.

Speaker: Cowboys from Hell is one of those things where they just put you in your place, Jeff, so he can tell you. I said they seem like douchey people. Exactly. And that's what I said. That's the same thing. Jeff and I both said they seem like douchey people. I like their music. I like their music. But the guys, they seem like they seem a little douchey. Yeah.

Speaker: It's an opinion! Leggy, calm down! It's a goddamn opinion! We're opinionated, motherfucker. Holy shit. I did not say they were douchey, I said they seem like douchey. I will listen to the audio back, and if I said they are douchey, then I will apologize the next time we are alive. There you go. I will apologize. They seem like douchey people when they do their interviews and you hear them talking and stuff like that, but I like you two. I like their music.

Speaker: Anyways, number two coming in on the list. I expect an apology to this. Woo! Well, okay, I'll listen to the audio. It's not the first time we've triggered Blakey. It sure won't be the last time. And if I said they are douchey, and I didn't specify that they seem douchey, I will apologize. But coming in at number two, I love this fucking song. I absolutely love this song. It is one of my favorite songs, Mr. John Lennon, with Imagine.

Speaker: That is a good song. Yeah, and I hate this number one. I hate this band. The lead singer of this band, the greatest thing he ever did for music was to eat a fucking shotgun. Nirvana comes in at number one, which smells like teen spirit. The problem I have with this song, I like this song. However, the problem I have is it's overplayed. Wait a minute, what was number one?

Speaker: Nervana. Nervana. Nervana. Nervana. Nervana. The Beatles. Here's the thing. I hate this. Can I confirm or deny this? But I think this is based on plays.

Speaker: This though it's not based on plays this this list this list there was a there was a list put out So many songs and people voted on this list. I Hate Nirvana. I don't like Kurt Cobain. Their music was trash. The only thing good that came out of out of Nirvana was The probably one of the I said one of the greatest musicians of all time. Mr. Dave girl

Speaker: He was the drummer for Nirvana, right? I disagree with number one too. I said it from from Jump Street when I started this list I said I hate the number one pick. I said it from Jump Street And the greatest thing Kurt Cobain did and I do not I do not condone suicide do not kill yourselves people but the greatest thing that Kurt Cobain did for this world was eat a 12 -gauge shotgun and

Speaker: The only reason I disagree with that statement is it did give us a lot more of Courtney Love. And I find that a problem. There's nothing good about that bitch either. She should have eaten one at the same time he did. But if Kurt Cobain wouldn't have shot himself, we would have never heard of Kurt and Love. Not as much anyway. Yeah, no. No. So.

Speaker: Garbage garbage is not a good thing. I You know what? That's your opinion. That is your opinion. You're like, I don't like garbage I do like the I do like the garbage song when it rains. I do like And that is the only garbage song I know Temptations on it right

Speaker: Again, I did not make this list. This list was voted upon by people. I didn't make this list. I didn't, I didn't, or anything like that. It just goes to show the masses are retarded. A hundred percent. I mean, I just, I, ZZ Top, you know, ZZ Top. Right, ZZ Top. There's only like maybe two Bad ZZ Top songs.

Speaker: And then in the back, I'm not a big, I'm not a big ZZ top fans. They're still good. Top fans are funny. They're like, right. They're absolutely like butter man. Like I said, I didn't, I didn't make the list. I didn't make the list. Don't judge me. I agree. I don't like number one. I said it. I said it from the beginning. I said, this is going to be a five part list and I hate the number one pick, but

Speaker: Let me, let me, goddamn, I hate that I'm about to, I hate that I'm about to do this. I hate that I'm about to do this. But as far as Nirvana goes, they did introduce Dave Grohl.

Speaker: No, no, no, they did introduce and bring to mainstream music. I don't like this genre of music, but I do like some bands that came out of this genre of music, but they did introduce grunge to the world. Yes. Okay. Wait a minute. Let me, let me, let me backtrack. Let me, let me backtrack for a second. I don't know if they introduced grunge to the world, but they made grunge.

Speaker: Mainstream and they made grunge popular. I hate nirvana anybody who knows me mark. You've been around for a long time I don't know if mark's still in here, but bark knows I don't I hate nirvana. I hate nirvana I don't like grunts, but you got bands like like Pearl Jam, which I love Pearl Jam

Speaker: You got you got Creed and I know a lot of people look good or Creed. Yeah, you do. Shut up. You like even Bush

Speaker: Bush and Bush and so Nirvana so so I I kind of see I kind of see where Nirvana was play so high I'm a music guy. I love music leggy I know you're I know you're into music and you and I could talk music for war fucking days But I hate Nirvana. I don't like Nirvana. I never liked Kurt Cobain He was a whiny little bitch, but at the end of the day we got Dave Grohl

Speaker: out of Nirvana. I love Dave Grohl. I would love to meet Dave Grohl. The man plays every instrument known to mankind. He can sing his ass off. And a lot of times when the Foo Fighters... A funny story. I just saw an interview with Dave Grohl. And do you know who taught his daughter how to play piano? The old motherfucking McKinney taught his daughter how to play piano.

Speaker: They became friends. Dave Grohl's wife and Paul McCartney's wife became friends. And one day Paul McCartney was over at the house and they were getting ready to leave and he saw Dave Grohl's piano sitting over there. And McCartney went over and started playing, going to town. And next thing you know, Paul McCartney and

Speaker: Dave Girl's daughter wrote a song and she stopped playing the piano because Dave Girl walked in and she's playing that song and he's just sitting there watching going, wow, she's amazing. And she stopped playing because of it. She's like, no, I don't remember what we've seen. I was like, come on, son. But yeah, I saw that interview the other day and I was like, well, that's interesting. If anybody's gonna be your piano teacher, that's the one you want.

Speaker: Look, I love watching my kids snapchat because my kids snapchat stories are the most random fucking things Well buggy buggy just posted a snapchat and I don't know what that old cash was doing but he was out there and he was like, you know, like I said earlier we just went got our haircut today so he was like

Speaker: and all of a sudden he's like, making shadow pop. I don't know what they're doing. My kids are, I love my kids, they piss me off, but I love my kids. Yeah, mine as well, they piss me off completely. That's why I have to apologize to the fans, not that anybody cares if I'm here, but when I jumped off last Wednesday, I mentioned it. I gotta find that video. But my kids,

Speaker: Went over into somebody's backyard and broke their water pipe. And it's going to cost me roughly close to $300 to fix it. So that's the emergency. Like literally, I got done fixing it. You guys were done. I got done stopping the water from coming out. And I was soaking wet from head to toe and not in a good way. It was a bad night for me.

Speaker: Did Tony come back? Why is he backstage? Yeah, he is. He is back, but I think it's because we're, unfortunately, we're getting ready to wrap up. There he is. The other two appointments I had, one went through, the second one didn't. So I apologize for that. Oh, you did come back. I apologize for having to leave the second broadcast I'm supposed to do. They're not even responding, but he's online with somebody else. So like I said, I tried.

Speaker: So here's my question for you, Tony. What is your thoughts on Nirvana? First of all, Glick, what are you thinking before? Did I really get you in trouble? No, I'm just... Oh, okay. I want to make sure I will fix that shit. My thoughts on Nirvana. I remember that one song. I wasn't a fan of it. I'm saying thank you for leaving abruptly.

Speaker: And I did have things set up. I thought we'd have been done by now when the other one would have started. Yeah, unfortunately, we went crazy weird today. But we do that every damn time. They would run. We do what we do. That's what makes us great. It was a classic cult one -hit wonder. It was. Well, Nirvana was not a one -hit wonder by any means. No. But that particular song, like I said,

Speaker: I hate nirvana. I fucking hate nirvana. That one song, that one song, listen to the lyrics. Oh, it's terrible. Look, if you don't, if you don't want to listen to the lyrics, no, it's not the, no, the lyrics are phenomenal. Look them up. Look up the lyrics to teen spirit and really feel that, really feel that message. Huh.

Speaker: cause they cause cause it was saying as much as I don't like Cobain and I don't like Nirvana, but listen to or read the lyrics to teen spirit and that motherfucker was legitimately and any, any one of the four of us on this podcast right now will agree with this. That motherfucker came from his, from his heart when he wrote that damn song. That's the word I got. Yes. That's the word I got. He, he, he legitimately,

Speaker: came from his fucking heart and how he was feeling and where he was. And like I said, Nirvana did as far as music goes, and me being a music guy, and I'm not one genre of music. I'm legitimately a guy who knows music from every genre, every era, everything like that.

Speaker: As much as I can't stand Kurt Cobain and I can't stand Nirvana, look at the lyrics to that fucking song. I don't... I have it here. It starts out, load up your guns, bring your friends. I have a problem with people.

Speaker: who would rather wallow in their self -pity and all my life is so hard, rather than do something about it. And that's where Kurt Cobain lived. Yeah, in all seriousness, how bad did Kurt Cobain have it? I don't know. He was making shit tons of money. That's after. Well, you can't just because you make a shit ton of money. I could be one of the richest men on the planet.

Speaker: But just because, and I can still be going through shit. Robin Williams once said, the saddest people on earth. And this isn't an exact quote, but Robin Williams said some of the saddest people on earth.

Speaker: will do everything they can to make those around them smile because they don't want them to feel what he feels or what I think. That's a given. Now here's my thing about Nirvana and Coco Band and the lyrics sound like poetry based on what you just read. It is poetry. It is poetry.

Speaker: But here's the thing, let me compare it to this. That's the song that made him rich. He suffered. He suffered a lot. But here's the thing, let me compare it to this. Let me compare it to this.

Speaker: So, so Kurt Cobain wallowed in his own self -pity and sadness and this that and the other thing and he didn't do anything about it. What he did about it was take a coward's way out and he killed himself. Yes, he could have been one of the suicide people, but I don't agree with that, but people say that about folks that commit suicide. I disagree with that, but go ahead. And like I said, I said this earlier and I hate to say this, but

Speaker: The word iconic is thrown around a lot and it's thrown around really easy. Kurt Cobain could have gone down in history.

Speaker: had his demons not got the best of him. Can we count out blessings? Can we count out blessings if we defeat our own demons? Yeah, exactly. Because not everybody can fight their demons. And I don't mean to cut you off, Mike. I do apologize. People, not everybody can fight their demons. And some demons are stronger than others. I think a bunch of us can. We're not all, I mean, I can't speak for any one of you guys here. Of course. I can only speak for myself.

Speaker: I fought my demons.

Speaker: lived in the darkness, I'm not a good person, I've done a lot of terrible things in my life. But I've fought my demons and then I continue to fight. Some of us, like Tony said, some of us are, yes, some of them are still here, God damn it, Joe. But you know what? You'd be a good person, no argument that you're bad. You know what happens. But at the end of the day, at the end of the day, had Kurt not done what he did,

Speaker: And I know I'm backtracking now because I said - No, it's fair because when you put yourself to a moment, you got to look afterwards. Keep going. So had Kurt not done what he did, as much as I hate to say this, and I know we throw this word around, but I'm going to say it in a serious moment right now.

Speaker: Kurt Cobain would have probably been one of the most iconic musicians in history.

Speaker: pulled the gun on himself and did what he did. His songs, his newer songs, like if a new song of his came out today, it would be mind -blowingly amazing. We don't know that. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I was gonna go for our chicken, but Jeff, you just said that. But here's the thing. In today's society, and this is the problem, and Jeff, you and I touched on this a long time ago, early in the podcast.

Speaker: In today's society, I was actually talking to Jody about this the other day. Having a mental illness or dealing with mental illness has become trendy. So all of a sudden everybody has, everybody suffers from depression, everybody suffers from this, everybody suffers from that. And for those of us who legitimately have gone through that,

Speaker: You know what? I have fought depression and anxiety and anger issues.

Speaker: Most of my life. Yeah. It becomes an excuse. Or a crutch. I want to agree with what you just said. Yeah. Because the way. But it's not a crutch because. You come in cliche and you saying it's becoming an excuse. I'm not disrespecting nobody's struggle. But I'll be damned if I don't hear it thrown around just as much as it's real. I got to give you all that. But we've all had our struggles. Yes. I got to agree with that. I don't believe anybody has not struggled in life.

Speaker: with the exception of the poor rich Kardashian kids. But as Chris said, I've struggled with depression. Can I cut you off on that? Yeah, go ahead real quick. Hold that question. I'm going to cut you off on that. I know it's funny and it's easy for us to judge people like the Kardashians. I actually feel like people like the Kardashians.

Speaker: And I'm going to tell you what, I'm going to tell you why they have it worse than we do. We didn't hear you. You might cut off. Oh, I said, I said more money brings more problems. Yes. Yes. And the reason why I say that is, is they have they have a problem and therefore it's important to stay relevant.

Speaker: They have to keep up. How many, how many, how many millionaires, how many billionaires have gone to quote, unquote, have to keep up with the Joneses? Yeah. Oh, they bought it. No, I totally understand that. But we have to buy new fraud. Oh, they got a yacht. So now we have to get a yacht. Well, we have to be famous, too. But that's, that's, that's something you can only put on yourself. I mean, if you're not happy, if you're, I mean, once again, if, if I had Kardashian money,

Speaker: You wouldn't fuckin' see my ass no more. I mean, I'd show up for the show, but I'm gonna do this as fuck all else. I'm gonna have the freakest fuckin' TV you can see.

Speaker: But like I said, here's the thing. What Bill Kardashian money was keeping up with the Joneses. That's where that money comes from. They did not roll up their sleeves. Like the new Putin coming out and kill people. They did not work hard for their money. They sold themselves.

Speaker: they sold themselves and as somebody that's trying to be an influencer, I had a YouTube channel for a while it's not easy, I'll give it to them but they had money before they started

Speaker: Yeah, they had money. Well, you know... Like, even with the show. Like, for instance, Chris was telling me the other day that he posted an episode, and by the time it was... By the time he went to post the next episode, we already had 25 lessons. And it blew our mind. Now 25 is not shit when it comes to fashion. It's a 25 star law.

Speaker: It's not a lot. But for us, but for us, that's crazy. That's a big number. But if you look at somebody like the Kardashians, they post a picture and under two minutes, they've got a million views.

Speaker: So like, all right, well, I'm just in that mood right now. So, you know, like I said, the mental, the mental, the mental illness, especially for men, especially for men, has always been a stigma. You don't talk about it. You know, Tony's of that age. Jeff, you're of that age. I'm at that age. Mike is of that age. Yeah. Who do you call? Nobody. You're a man. Nobody. Go take a nap. We were, we were, we were brought up and we were raised to be strong.

Speaker: We were raised to be protectors. We were raised to be providers. And bottle that shit up until you blow up. Yes. And when you blow up, you do it on your own. Or you take it out, like I said, I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I've done horrible things. You know, and now it's trendy, and now it's trendy.

Speaker: and people are like, and I've seen the TikTok videos, the videos where it's like, when was your first suicide attempt? Well, mine was 16. And had I not been the fat ass that I was, I probably would have succeeded and the branch wouldn't have broken. I went out in the middle of the woods and I was gonna end it and the fucking branch broke.

Speaker: The second time was a goddamn, I was 23 years old and for the first time ever the gun jammed. It ain't never jammed ever and hundreds of times I shot it and the fucking gun jammed. That's what happened to me at 14. The third time, the third time, the third time was six years ago, seven years ago and I threw up. I was drinking heavily and I took a bottle of pills and I

Speaker: through the fuck up. So three fucking times. And as I, uh, third time as I sat on that bathroom floor, I was like, the fuck do you want me around for? Like what the hell am I here for? You know, you know, so, you know,

Speaker: Yeah, but no, I can't come out and say those things. I guess I kind of just did. But I can't come out and say those things because it's so oversaturated in this world that we live in.

Speaker: Right now it's not, right now it isn't because mental illness is really a big issue on the globe since this quote unquote illness rating situation started. No, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying at all. No, no, I know that's not what you're saying. That's not what I'm saying at all. But what I want to elaborate is with Helen that she said earlier, what she said earlier, hang on.

Speaker: No, I know. So are you saying he wasn't depressed even though he killed himself? That's not what I'm saying. I think a lot of his depression. No, that's why I'm backtracking. Well, you're not backtracking, because you're correct. I don't know why he killed himself. He just blew up. Nobody knows. Or actually, if he killed himself. Because a lot of people say that Courtney killed himself. The thing is, he had demons before he became famous. Even though he had the money and the fame that take care of his demons.

Speaker: I will always use the most classic example that people cannot stand when it comes to having everything in the world is still not being happy with yourself that motherfucking Bruce Jenner fucked my head up I ain't never seen a man who was an Olympic decathlete who had everything and still wasn't happy with himself and decided to become a woman at 60 that shit fucks my head up

Speaker: So if he brought awareness to mental illness, I will give him that. If he brought awareness to be enriching everything, I will give him that. If he brought awareness to the fact that this cause you where you wanna be in life still doesn't mean you're happy within yourself. I will give him that, but he just fucks my head up turning into a woman. I'm sorry. No, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. And like I said, I had to backtrack it. I was being a host and now I'm being real. And I conceded to my demons.

Speaker: Three fucking times. And three fucking times, they didn't get the best of me. Well, you survived. But that's what I wanted to know. But the hardest thing in most people's life, when it comes to suicide, in my opinion, this is my opinion. Yes.

Speaker: One of the recent times way before we did the show was when my wife and I were together when we first started out. We didn't have two pennies to run together. And if I could afford it, I probably would have been done. I couldn't afford to buy anything to kill myself. You couldn't afford to be a provider for your family that'll kill you. Yeah. Yeah. I understand that. Exactly. Because we were literally broke.

Speaker: We moved apartments every month because we weren't able to pay so we got somebody else to loan us out an apartment for the next month and we moved around six apartments in six months.

Speaker: And on top of that, I'm in a foreign country where I don't speak the language and not everybody's willing to give me a job. Exactly. Just like here. Just like here. But I'm not going to leave my wife and newborn son. Let me jump on what Leggy's getting on me. Let me jump on what she said. Yes, I am a coward. I was a coward. Yes. And I tried to take the easy way out. I will never, I will never,

Speaker: I will never step away from that. If you commit suicide, you are a coward. And I was a coward. I was done. I was tired of fighting. I'm 40 years old. I don't have that. Even now. Even now. Even now. Oh, he's got it in the fact that earlier on, he said that was the coward's way out. Right. It's the coward's way out. But I want to kill that terminology. It's not the coward's way out. That is, you are killed with this. He's revived it. Yes. I understand. I understand. You know, I agree. It's not the coward's way out. It's not the coward's way out.

Speaker: It is when you reach a point where you have fought so much. You're exhausted. And you have no fight left. Yeah. That's why I disagree with it, because some people fight before they do that. Most people fight before they do that. Most people see opportunities. They're not always gifted. Now, the ones who are gifted and can't take a struggle, I kind of understand it, but I still try not to disrespect you. If you've gone through a bunch of struggles and you've gone through a bunch of fights, you finally fed up. I can fully understand that, but that's where you need help.

Speaker: Yeah, I've literally I've literally fought my entire life And I can honestly say right now in the here and now in the present after the last time No, I learned a lesson I'm a fucking fighter. I'm a goddamn champ You want to come at me sideways? It doesn't matter if you're if you're mental if you're if you're physical if you're whatever you want to be No, I'm a goddamn. I'm here for a fucking reason

Speaker: I don't know what that

Speaker: and he became popular because he wallowed in his own self -pity it's just like the same stupid ass whores on TikTok and I'll stand beside this who will do a video will do hundreds of videos dressed in next to nothing and then want to jump on a man's and promote their only fans and this that and the only thing and then we'll jump all over a man's shit and make a video trying to make a man look like a dirtbag

Speaker: because he was like, hey, what's up, sexy? How do I gotta get with you? Yeah, it's the same fucking thing. There's a difference. There's a huge difference. You can live in that world and you can make that world and try to make yourself something out of that world and that's all people want from you.

Speaker: Mike, you want to say something, I'll see you over there. Or you can be in that world where you can try to be better than that world, which is where I'm here. I'm here. Mike's here. Jeff's here. Tony's here. We've all been through it. We've been through the struggle, but we want to be better. Of course. What you got to say, Mike? This podcast is my baby. This podcast, this show is my baby.

Speaker: up the music. This is me bettering myself. This is Michael bettering himself. This is Jeffrey bettering himself. This is Anthony bettering himself. After that first episode, we got done with the first episode of this show. And it was a shit episode. If you realistic episode one, it is shit. Because we're constantly talking over each other.

Speaker: But we got gone and we both felt, we literally called each other after the episode and talked for another hour about how good it felt to do something that we felt worth a damn. Of course. And it's a bit cliche but the reason I'm not as depressed as I used to be

Speaker: is because my wife. She has pulled me out of it more times than I can ever say. Bro, that's why you get married to the right fucking woman. Exactly. And I will respect that when you give a fuck how much shit we fuck up here. I'm gonna respect that shit about you when you're on happiness. She is my ride or die. Yeah. And if you went through that struggle right there, where you going? And I will walk through fire for that woman because of it. You got damn right. You got damn right. What you got, Mike? Sorry, Michael. Go ahead. No, that's fine.

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Speaker: Moving on, that's just something that my dad always told me growing up. No, that's a true statement, though. I say that a lot. All right. Well, there's two things, but one, the suicide thing, it's a personal thing because my 12 -year -old has told me that she has suicidal thoughts.

Speaker: And she's going through a lot. She is going through a lot. And I'm doing my best to be there for her that I'm allowed to do. And now I can't see her every day.

Speaker: I will say this, I know where I'm at. I know where I'm at and I know what's being recorded. So I'm going to say this, if anything happens to her because you have refused me to help her as a father should. Give her a call me in next time.

Speaker: I will go to jail for murder, and I will smile at the judge. Let me ask you something. Is that being said? Actually, go ahead. Well, my new segment is, what can I do to trigger Leggy? Yeah. Leggy. She does not like me. She does not like me. No, I'm just playing. I'm just playing Leggy. But no. It's. Let me ask you something. I'll cut you off good. Based on what you said, does she call you?

Speaker: If she was able to, would she? I feel you. Remember what I told you last week? No matter what, stay on the ready. I've only played with you. That is your drive.

Speaker: My oldest boy upstairs, I wasn't around most of his life. The celebration I carry on this day, sitting here, knowing when he was able to get on his feet, he would come stay with me. That is your focus. No matter what she thinks, no matter what she feels, when she calls and she can't hear you, but you do call back, when she's able to get a phone and she keeps calling you, you fucking answer and you call back.

Speaker: But the thing you are we're so listening let me give you the future Every day she looks forward to speaking to you and every day you look forward to being ready That's how you're gonna make it The presence is killing you understand that but if you don't remember shit the fuck else

Speaker: the two of you are going to do the same thing. And it's going to coincide. She's trying to get to you. Let me call timeout real quick. A little timeout real quick. I'm going to just give you that. Remember that. Yeah. Leggy, your opinion is welcome. This is not that. This is not that. We're not looking for yes people. I'm legitimately only joking. The whole, the whole, let's see how I like, I trigger Leggy 100 % of jokes.

Speaker: You can come in here and we actually appreciate that, in all honesty. It's all fun and games. It's 100 % a joke. Everybody should be allowed their opinion. Everybody should be allowed their opinion. And that is the problem with the world we live in today. Because everybody thinks - I 100 % agree with the fact that if you don't agree with my opinion, fuck you is bullshit. Everybody can have an opinion.

Speaker: But you can't disagree with their opinion. Yes. So, no, I'm just playing. I'm just fucking around with you right now. Betty, that is true. Opinions are like assholes, but they all stink like shit.

Speaker: My part two was that was based off Tony. Let her know that I'm just fucking with her. Based on the original based off of Glitz original before he backtracked. But based on his original comments about what he said about Nirvana, Kurt Cobain. No, I'll be the first one to say, yes, I am a coward. I am a coward. You actually spoke and referenced. I was being I was being I was being I was being I was being a host.

Speaker: and I was trying to keep it, you know, but no, 100%, I backed her. And I'll be the first one to tell you, yes, I am a coward three times. Three times I am a coward. But at the same time, and I can't speak, and I cannot speak for Kurt Cobain. I don't know what he went through. I don't know enough about it. Personally, but I can say what he did to make himself famous and what he continued to do to make himself relevant,

Speaker: Just because I see it every day with people But yes, I'm a three -time coward, but for some fucking reason I'm still here. I'm still here with a microphone You know for the first time in my life. I met somebody I'm with somebody who when I'm with her I

Speaker: All that bullshit goes away. And I thought you were talking about me, you fuck. When I'm with her, all that bullshit goes away. All the stress, all the drama, all the anxiety, this, that, and the other thing, it goes away. This motherfucker, you know. For the first time, yeah, for the first time, I can just breathe. And he didn't have that, because he, I'm speaking, what I've seen

Speaker: audio, video, this and that. Kurt Cobain did not have that with Courtney Love because Courtney Love was feeding off of the thing where he was mentalist. Look at where she was. She was coming up here and she she was the same way. She was coming up to so absolutely lady. I appreciate your opinion. I love the back and forth you and I have and I love the fact that that you and I can

Speaker: You and I can totally 100 % disagree and Tony knows better than anybody on this app because Tony has seen me lose my shit on people. If I didn't appreciate it or if I thought you were in the wrong in any way, shape and or form.

Speaker: I'd let you know. I would really, truly. She's in the music business for the most part. She knows a lot about the musician. I said that earlier. I said that earlier. I would love to have, I would love to have a conversation about music with Leggy because she's in the music and I'm a music guy. I love music. So I would love, I would love. And Jeff, Jeff knows because Jeff, Jeff knows me. Jeff knows like Leggy and I could have some fun conversations about music.

Speaker: Mike, pick your head up. You're scaring the fuck out of me. No, no, no. It hasn't become about him. He was a focal point, and then it turned into mental illness in general. And Betty. Go ahead, Mike. Go ahead. I just don't like Nirvana, and I don't like grunge.

Speaker: Back to what I said, because Leggy said, let Michael talk. For fuck's sake. For fuck's sake. LOL. For fuck's sake. Yes. So I don't know this. I don't know this one. He sounds like Darth Vader. He cares about this. I don't know, but I don't. I'm sorry. I love you, Mike. No, no, continue. I mean, whenever you're gone, let me know.

Speaker: He hasn't let you know in about two hours. Just wait till everybody's finished class. You fucking talk. We agreed we were stopping you here for two hours. Talk. I got one more beer and I'm out of here. All right. No, I had a few close calls that I wanted. I had a few close calls that were, oopsies.

Speaker: But I don't know if this helps you, this is what helped me was because I like Glick at 16. You know, I had an attempt, I had rope, you know, and unlike Glick, the shit would have stuck.

Speaker: While I was around my dad, I just kept thinking about one thing that my dad always raised me with. One thing that my dad always raised me with, which was he pounded this in my head. Because at that point in time, I listened to Simon and Garfunkel, and You Are A Rock, or I Am A Rock was my song. And my dad would scream at me, saying,

Speaker: Well, you are not a rock, you are not an island. The things that you do, the things that you say, the things that you are, will, can, and will and can affect other people. And you have no idea the actions that you do, good or bad, and how that will affect people that you don't even know that they will affect. And I'm sitting there with a rope around my neck going, if I go through with this,

Speaker: How was that? Who would it hurt? Who would it hurt? Who would it hurt? And when a little later in life, the thought was, was they need me. Because if I'm not there,

Speaker: even if it is for four hours on Tuesday and Thursday and every other weekend. If I'm not there at all, there's nothing. Yes. Yes. Like you have a future to build. But he said, but he said, Michael Glick and Jeff, I'm glad you guys are still here.

Speaker: No, Tony's clearly no matter what he's stronger than all of us everybody's here for a purpose I Live I live I live by the and it was said earlier. I live by the everything happens for a reason

Speaker: Yes. Everything has for a reason and half the time we will never know what the reason is. I'm gonna go very biblical on all of you. But he said Tony didn't but I'm glad he's still here too. Yeah, I know right. Appreciate it. We just need to understand. I'm glad Tony's here too. I read the Bible within my own interpretation when I read the book of Judges. One thing I noticed about everybody in that book of Judges, they all had a purpose to serve.

Speaker: that God gave them, but they never knew what it was until that moment came. You was able to live your life the way you wanted to, but at this moment, God said, I need you to do this. You go do it and you was fine. My biggest fear that I have as a Christian is missing out on what the fucking moment is and not doing what God wanted me to do.

Speaker: I will walk around this motherfucker blind, confused, arrogant, egotistical, ridiculous, reckless, and all that. But you still have to live the specific purpose that God gave you. Mike, as a father, what we do as men is make sure our children grow and have a decent opportunity in life instead of winding up on the wrong side of the tracks.

Speaker: from me to you. That is your motherfucking focus. If you are a parent up here, I'm talking to you. That is your motherfucking purpose. If we wrong, I'm gonna tell you right now. If we wrong, we'll go to hell and pride. Because I'm not gonna bring anybody here when we take life as a gift from God and leave them in some bullshit and be like, you know what, go ahead, good luck, take care of yourself. Fuck that.

Speaker: No, the focus is never about you anymore. No, the focus that you have for your kids. Absolutely. Like this every week on purpose. When your kids, you be ready. The biggest pain you're going to feel over what you got right now is not being there. Like you said, like you said, like you said, like you said, do you feel like, do you feel that certain, certain people come into your life?

Speaker: Yes, let me yes Do you feel that for for a purpose but eventually you find your way back to it? Absolutely, and I'm right. I'm a hundred percent right there right now, and I don't I don't know if she's still awake or not even even with even with Chris's experience and I'm gonna I'm gonna very daintily tap around this but Chris's experience I'll just say it the bitch

Speaker: She was there for me. It's not just... But it's not just her. It's not just her. It's everything I've been through in life.

Speaker: You know, everything I've been through, and Jeff, I told you, I don't think I told Mike, but, you know, I was doing a very good job most recently. No, exactly. That's what I said. You still did you, but you did it right. With the most recent - And you learned one important fact, that you cannot trust everybody, and it brought you to where? It brought you to the girl you have now.

Speaker: with most recent activities. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. And that's what I always said is something that is what her and I have both said.

Speaker: her and I have both said, Mike, I don't mean to cut you off, but I'm gonna love it when you keep it up. Yes, but but but but here's the thing like that's going on a teacher and their teacher idea. Oh, but in most in most recent scenarios. Yeah, I was doing a very good job of telling people or telling women

Speaker: I ain't looking for a relationship. I don't want to date you. I don't, you know, we can talk. We can do whatever. And then all of a sudden a stupid, my dumb ass thinking I'm funny, knowing damn well that my now girlfriend has heard this line a million times because she's a female cop and all female cops here are the same dumb shit a million times. Come arrest me.

Speaker: I, I, she posted a picture on Snapchat and I hope I don't get in trouble for saying this. I don't want to get in trouble again, but I'm not, I don't think I'm going to get in trouble with it, but she posted a picture. She was in her uniform on Snapchat and, and I said, I feel like, like I said, I'm coming to Cincinnati and I'm going to commit every damn crime.

Speaker: Yeah. And then we started and then she snapped me back and then we started talking and, you know, having a little back and forth and it was fun. And then I thought I crossed the line and I was like, Oh, I'm sorry. I crossed the line and she's like, no, you didn't. We was talking and we was having fun and I was like, okay, cool. And then we started talking more and then we started video chatting and everything like that. And like I said, and then like I said, you know,

Speaker: A couple of weeks back, you know, I went down there and I met her in person. I'm sorry. Every time I get Tony didn't lose his shit. I lose it. It's so funny to say, cause he just, his head kicks back. Like it's on a hinge. Just like, Oh, no, exactly. So, so, you know, a couple of weeks back, I went down there and I met her for the first time. First, first and foremost, the first feeling was like, Oh my God, you're real. And that was mutual. That was both ways. Oh my God, you're real.

Speaker: You're a real person. You are the person I've been talking to. But the moment I had her in my arms for the first time, I was done. I was 100 % done. And I know it's...

Speaker: Yeah, you sound like a wuss, come on. I'll be a wuss, I'll be a wuss. My examples of her the same way. I met my wife. I was literally fucking anything that would move when I met my wife.

Speaker: And I legit, and I legit. When I started going out with my wife, I was done with everybody else. And I legit, and I told her, from the moment her and I started talking, I started putting everybody, I put every, and nothing, this is not an egotistical moment, I'm not gonna be humble Glick here, I wasn't talking to a lot, but I was talking to a couple. And I told him, from the moment I started talking to her, from Jump Street, it's done. I can't talk to you guys no more, I'm pulling the e -brake,

Speaker: And the moment I had her on my arms was the moment that I knew that this is where I'm meant to be. And Thursday night, and maybe I'm sorry, but I have fallen so head over heels in love with this woman. I said what I said.

Speaker: Before we was ever in together as the three hour conversation that we had last night. I 100 % can confirm Chris is in 100 %

Speaker: All I'm thinking about is our future together. And I told her this is like, all I think about is our future together, you know, going on vacations, doing this, doing that. I mean, the first, the first, when I went down there a couple of weeks ago, we legitimately, we legitimately, it just her and I, nobody around, nothing there. We slow danced in her bedroom together for like a half hour until the music stopped playing.

Speaker: Last night, you know, Thursday night, we, you know, we, we, I came over and I met up with her. We went to dinner. And you know what? No, I'm just saying, like, the point, you know, when you have a map. Yes. No, no, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me confirm.

Speaker: Yo, we slow dance. No, we, we, lady, we slow dance. We legitimately slow dance. And I'll slow dance with her anytime. Kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, living room, parking lot. It doesn't matter. I know exactly what Chris is talking about. Hey, I've known you for 25 years. But when you meet that right one, and Michael, I'm talking to you.

Speaker: When you meet that right one, you fucking know. Instantly. Something clicks in your brain like I'm home. I know you're still listening. I know you're still listening. I hope you don't take this the wrong way. I know you're still listening because you were commenting and I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but she is my forever.

Speaker: She was my happy ending. No shit. Ride or die, motherfucker. That's some good shit. Like legit, like, you know, she's, you know, she told me early on, she told me, if you, if you ever get in a fight and you're outnumbered, I'm jumping. I got you. Oh yeah. Y 'all gonna have kids, but next year.

Speaker: I don't think we're gonna have any more kids. I got three, she's got two. But not only that, but the fact that I can just be with her and all the bullshit in my head, all the anxiety and all the bullshit in my head and everything like that, it goes away.

Speaker: and I'm relaxed, and I don't know. I've never felt that before. Like, I don't know that feeling. You've never been comfortable and happy before. That's what it sounds like. No. It's the weird, for somebody, like, Chris and I both suffered from depression from day one. And when you're with somebody that takes that depression away almost instantly, fuck, you just want to live in that moment for the rest of your life. Oh, you're a Gemini, holy shit.

Speaker: If we can go back to the point that where we were at, not only do I believe that people come into your life, but sometimes those people will only come into your life for a specific time or part and then they're supposed to leave. It's when you hold on to that.

Speaker: when they're not supposed to be held on to where you get into trouble. Some people, not all people. Some people are only designed to be a temporary... Some birds are just too nice to be caged. There was a friend of mine, she was only supposed to be in my life for a few weeks and she came into my life and she helped me get through some shit and then she was gone.

Speaker: You know, never mattered, never mattered, but she was someone to talk to for a few weeks, and then she was gone. Her purpose was done.

Speaker: And that's I believe that. I was going to say what's made. I believe that then there are the people that you just make a straight up mistake for and then you pay for that the rest of your life and that's what I'm doing now. I should not have held on to beliefs.

Speaker: that I was raised with and should have went with my gut and saying, no matter if you're pregnant or not, we don't need to be married because of it. And now I have to pay for that the rest of my life. But moving on, there are some people that are on the side of being here. I met Glick.

Speaker: His purpose, his purpose in my life in meeting him was, it was the conversations that me and him had that started the divorce process for me. Lizzie, Chris, you're a home record. Way to go, Glick. Look at this motherfucker, based on what you said. Look what you did to this man. Jesus Christ. He's got a pipe and a hat on. We're trying to trust him.

Speaker: And then of course, you know later on when he was 70 episodes in

Speaker: once when he decided to tell me he had a podcast. Um, you know, I told you. I'm sure you bitch. No, you did not brother. It's like the first thing we say to everybody. By the way, I do. You did not tell me. You said you left your money. You left the woman for Glick. No, I'm not. You do have issues. What he did. What he did.

Speaker: I didn't leave nobody for good, trust me. What he did to his conversations was he helped me realize that I was being abused.

Speaker: Right. And that a real man that is in a happy and loving marriage wouldn't be lying to his wife telling him that he's working overtime just so he could go to a parking lot and cry for three hours because he was too scared to go home. They're all men like that. This is true. He's literally saying he was that guy. Yeah, I know.

Speaker: And that's what Glick helped me realize. And he helped me realize that it's better to be alone than to be with someone. Because I grew up with a mentality of a bad wife who's better than no wife. Yeah. Well, that goes back to what Ron White said, is you can't love anybody. Or it's actually not Ron White. Guys, I hate to do this to you. You can't love anybody till you love yourself. I've had a crush on me since I'm 13.

Speaker: I hate to do this to this guy. To you guys, but we're gonna end this fucking show. Let's go. Appreciate y 'all. Sorry for the leaving earlier. Thank y 'all. Thank y 'all. Mike, you keep your motherfucker. No, you're good, Tony. Keep your head up, man. I don't give a fuck. We do a lot of shit up here, but goddamn it, we're gonna keep you lifted. You're scaring the fuck out of me.

Speaker: I don't know why I'm scared the fuck out of you because I know that fucking look. Yeah, I know that No, like I said, I love you guys. I appreciate you guys I think we should do some group phone calls. Maybe you don't need What I told you Kids this is you It gets close and closer every day. It's your fucking job. Let's just gonna keep you here. All right, I

Speaker: He looks like a Jewish diamond dealer. I wish I was a diamond dealer.

Speaker: You know, like I said, we should have ended this a long time ago. I apologize. I went down the road tonight. So that's something I always told people this show is man talk. That's what the fuck we do. And I hope your numbers grow every episode over this shit. We're going to talk shit. We're going to cover stuff. We're going to do service. But God damn, we got to talk. We got a motherfucker talk. And that little son of a bitch right there, he got my concern right now. I can't even pray. I got to watch this. You're pointing the wrong direction. Jay, we're just going to punch you in this little uncircumcised Jewish dick.

Speaker: That's the only problem. Each one of us have a different direction to play. Yeah, right. Go get you. Make that road trip. That's a great haircut. Make that road trip. Unlike the... You be safe. Mike, keep your fucking hat. Put your hat back. Fucking say it, single white female. I'll be very better.

Speaker: Right before we in this right before we in this did you notice that I put on the hat And then he had a one -up. All right. I'll see you guys later Yeah, I don't want up to you because I'm better than you bitch Remember that you want to be me Wednesday night Mike's gonna show up with a fucking cowboy hat I guarantee it but

Speaker: I'm gonna get a picture of Tony in a cowboy hat. When Tony and I get to hang out in Ferguson, I'm gonna be like, Tony, what's up? I'm gonna put a cowboy hat on.

Speaker: Okay first of all you goofy bastard shut up Second of all, thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening tonight. Got a little serious It is what it is

Speaker: I said what I said. Tony, Mike, I love you guys. This is what we do. This is what makes us great. The thing is, it is what it is. We talk about anything and everything. And at the end of the day, these three gentlemen that come in here every week with me, these are my brothers.

Speaker: You don't like him? Fuck you. You don't like me? We fight. Fuck you twice? You got three different sizes. We fight. Fuck it. Yep. One of us will pick Jeff up. One of us will pick Jeff up and beat you with Jeff.

Speaker: I am. Whatever, I'm the one starting to fight because I got the giant fucker behind me. Do something! Do something! You see this boy motherfucker? I wish a motherfucker would just jump and stand out of the bar. Jump and stand out of the bar grabbing a microphone and be like, I wish a motherfucker would. I swore to God I wish a motherfucker would. Meanwhile, Tony and I are just like, all we want to do is drink our beer.

Speaker: If I don't finish my beer, somebody's getting their ass whipped. Yeah, right? I'm over here like, be nice. Be nice. And Jeff's like, fuck all y 'all, motherfucker. Be nice, Jeff. Just walk, motherfucker. It's like I'm fucking King Kong. And there's a fireplace lying around me. I'm going to be dead on the back of the phone. I'm going to be like this. I'm going to go say this once. If I don't finish my beer, somebody's getting their ass whipped. That's not fair. I dare you. Oh, time out. Let me finish my beer.

Speaker: Go to bed, you gotta drive, you gotta make a ride tomorrow.

Speaker: I do gotta make a ride tomorrow. I love you guys. Thank you guys. Ranging out yet again for another episode of this crazy ass podcast. You guys are already, make sure you give us a follow on social media at nonsense go nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock. Also, if you don't already have it, download the Habs app toward us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night right here. We're doing our thing. We're having fun. We're laughing. We're busting each other's balls. Sometimes we get a little serious. All that jazz.

Speaker: And you can get every single episode you'll find us on anchors, Spotify, Google Play, and Apple Podcasts, whatever it is. So go give us a follow, go give us a like, go give us a share. If you want to get into the chatters box list, feel free to email us or if you just want to email us and tell everybody that I am actually amazing and that anybody who says otherwise is a raging jackass.

Speaker: I got written proof that says Chris sucks. I mean, shut up. Irwin is going to get punched in his fucking vagina, first of all. But we appreciate y 'all listening. Jeff, Tony, Mike, I'll say it again. I don't care what anybody thinks, but I love you guys. Really? I'm good with me. Judge May as you will. We will see you guys. Yeah.

Speaker: You know I'm gonna fight with you. I'm gonna fight with you. I'm gonna fight for you. I'll let you know. Stay out of trouble until I call you. By the time I call you, we gonna pay for this shit. Yeah, you call me, you know, it's on. The moment I get a phone call and or a moment I get a phone call from any one of you gentlemen or you guys get a phone call from me, you know, it's on. But until we see you next time on Monday, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out.

Speaker: Jeff, Tony, and Mike, thank you guys for spending time with me on another Saturday night when there's probably a million other things you could be doing. And then we will be doing potentials for tomorrow, because the Super Bowl is tomorrow. Yes, sir. Go Bengals. You guys are going to have to let me know who wins. I'm not watching. Yeah. But I don't watch sports. You're going to have to let me know who wins, too. I just don't give a fuck. We're going to.

Speaker: We're gonna end this the only way we know how with our guys from Blacktop Mojo if you're not already, go check them out. Go give them a follow, let them know. Fucking white people. I got it! I finally got it to say it! Finally! For episodes! I've been holding that shit in my tail of these white wheels.

Speaker: That's going on a shirt with him. Picture Tony with a buckle that says fucking white people. This face right here for nonsense. These fucking white people. I've been having a black joke for two weeks, fuck y 'all. I think Super Bowl is going to fucking get Tony to do it.

Speaker: You alright? Where is it at? Where is it at? I should enter the show. I think we're gonna go for me doing this. What do you mean, to me, it's being okay with one. That's like a new scene like that. Emotional damage! It's gonna be fucking white. Emotional damage! I'm gonna go off with...

Speaker: I'm going to make a picture. It's going to be Glick with a 30 gallon hat, one of me with my little fedora. And then I'm going to be talking about something. And I'm going to be talking about who the fuck is Chris Daltrey. That is going to be going, I like M &Ms. And you don't know what fucking music is. And then there's Tony D going,

Speaker: You know what, you know what's fucked up? I can wear this cowboy hat, I can wear this cowboy hat, and I can go into any motherfucking live, and I'll talk rap with anybody, and I'll fuck everybody's world up. I will fucking rock some motherfuckers. But anyways, appreciate y 'all listening. A little blacktop mojo for you guys. If you're not already, give them a follow, give them a listen, let them know the nonsense for nonsense sent you.

Speaker: She dances late in the prison till they're out. She's passing through the wind and she commutes with the dead.

Speaker: She throws the bones into the fire and in darkness she turns Grace, I'm laid above the head As I begin to bleed, she says Oh, I'm all gold in the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever

Speaker: Really in the air Give me a new blood Make me a god like you Roll around the woods A thousand hours look on And she starts to feast There was a smile

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? No, this is a speedy mark. Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.

Speaker: no man like something sharp something like i can stab defend myself with i've got some short center combos over there it's kind of like a rich cracker with cheese baby all right well let me just take one of these lighters and i'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can i borrow your bathroom key as well uh yeah bathroom key all right

Speaker: I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm going to have to have a jackpot. Whatever, man. Okay. That's that. I'm sorry. Here she comes. We need the video.

Speaker: I'm all over the sky Take this sacrifice I want to live forever And I'm a spirit in the earth A beauty of the world Make me a god like you

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: DOUCHES!

Speaker: I got an outro. Can I do my outro real quick? Go for it, please. I'm waiting for Michael to hit his, so Tony can hit his. Mike's supposed to go for his. Fucking needs to have a plan with this fucking fedora like it's a fucking dick. Deuces! Advertising on YouTube helps me reach engaged customers like Janna, who's been searching for landscapers on Google. Mikey, we're on your goddamn outro. Oh, fuck. Deuces! Peace out.

Speaker: I don't want a video. I want you to say it. I'm done. God damn it Say it Tony. Don't play a video say it mother had you mother fed you mother fuck

Speaker: God damn right. Goodbye, motherfuckers. And that's only if you don't like us. If you like us, see us next week. Yeah, over here. I'm just getting warm up here. We'll see you all Monday. I'm just getting warm. Monday. Monday, Monday, Monday. We will see you guys Monday, Monday, Monday. Peace out. We'll see you live right here on Haps. Tony D and myself, maybe Jeff, we don't know. Both of you. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Love you all.

Speaker: We are out of here. Fuck this fucking broadcast.