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Speaker: Man, I wish someone would stand up for the rights of underage, not fully physically, mentally, or sexually developed, unable to vote, smoke, drink, drive, or serve in the military kids.
Speaker: 250 Hollywood celebrities signed letter demanding big tech censor anyone who opposes trans surgeries on kids.
Speaker: A partial list of celebrities who signed a petition.
Speaker: Alyssa, I'm empowered.
Speaker: No, wait.
Speaker: I'm oppressed.
Speaker: No, wait.
Speaker: Someone just look at me.
Speaker: Milano, Gabrielle, I'm exploiting my stepson for profit while running my marriage like Jada Pinkett Smith union.
Speaker: Jazz, I don't know what I'm even peeing out of anymore.
Speaker: Jennings, Martha, I'm the ugly one in the Goonies.
Speaker: Plimpton, Patty, my face is what men think of to last longer in bed.
Speaker: Lupone, Sean, my music sounds like the forgettable music you hear during the end credits of a rom-com Mendez.
Speaker: Zoe, it's pretentious enough that my name is Zoe, but I still have to spell it with two O's and I've made my career by opening my eyelids to their maximum while playing the same character in everything I've been in, De Chanel.
