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Speaker: Isn't it sad that college is now a scam?
Speaker: Funny how, now that Elon Musk bought Twitter, celebrities of Amateur Nation are characteristically emotional in screaming how they're leaving Twitter!
Speaker: You know, the same way they said they were moving to Canada once Trump got elected.
Speaker: Here's a quote from President Coloring Book before he was full metal amateur.
Speaker: I've done some dumb things, and I'll do dumb things again.
Speaker: Only time in his life he's been honest.
Speaker: Cue Kamala Harris.
Speaker: Kamala Harris says this at a press conference.
Speaker: This was an overheard conversation with her dog, which is the only way this would make sense.
Speaker: Brace yourself.
Speaker: Here's the thing.
Speaker: Who doesn't love a yellow school bus, right?
Speaker: Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus, right?
Speaker: There's something about the, and most of us, many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right?
Speaker: It's part of our experience growing up.
Speaker: Why can a reporter raise their hand and be called on to ask, Madam Vice President, did you just hit your head?
