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Speaker: Do you know what makes me special?
Speaker: I'm a queer.
Speaker: Oh, goody.
Speaker: It is Pride Month.
Speaker: I mean, they're attracted to people, and in some cases, things different from you.
Speaker: Wait a minute.
Speaker: We plain, boring, straight people are attracted to people different than them.
Speaker: Why aren't we celebrated?
Speaker: Oh, that's right.
Speaker: Because there's more of us than there are of them, and we don't whine and cry and march and announce our attractions to the world in TikTok videos while in the front seat of our Nissan Leafs.
Speaker: Or is it Leafs?
Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker: They're oppressed and depressed and they can't get jobs or find any kind of happiness because we straights have hogged up all the love and affection, apparently.
Speaker: First up, Germany has decriminalized all possession of child pornography.
Speaker: It's now a simple misdemeanor and no longer a felony.
Speaker: What do you think a person who possesses child porn will do with that information?
Speaker: Will they be thinking, phew, that was close.
Speaker: I'll just keep my child porn collection to myself and keep quiet since I'm clearly a scummy person with no moral compass.
Speaker: Or do you think they'll see what more they'll get away with
