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Speaker: There's a world going on Some empty secrets torn There's a whisper in my hand Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows
Speaker: Say all the lies that you said You can tell me the truth now, honey
Speaker: We're in the closet with angel clothes A skeleton the weight of the world And I can tell in your sleeveless eyes You carry it wherever you go Or wherever you go
Speaker: You can tell me
Speaker: You can't tell me the truth now, oh dear Darling, I won't tell Darling, I won't tell Darling, I won't tell
Speaker: All right welcome welcome every Wednesday everybody. Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick hanging out with Jeff as always. Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. Jeff's waving at the camera. He's currently stuffing his fat face so I should be able to get this out uninterrupted. But if you guys aren't already take a second.
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Speaker: your podcast jollies. You can find us. Just hit us with the Google. Do a little Google search and you'll find us. And you can always email us at, uh, gmail .com. Look at that. I got that just in time. I literally, nonstop since I woke up this morning because, uh, with my wife and the day off today, we, we just try to get everything done, grocery shopping, you know, get the laundry done, get the house clean, get everything done for the week.
Speaker: And I literally got back to the house. We, you know, one of the things we had to do was pay the internet. And we got back to the house at six o 'clock and I hadn't cooked yet. And I was like, everybody get out of the way. I'm cooking. So I hadn't eaten. So I, if, if you hear me too, that's why my little fat butt needs to eat. Yeah. I was, I was going to say I was, uh, I was honestly beginning to, uh,
Speaker: Wonder, uh, I hadn't heard from you, you know, I'd messaged you earlier in the afternoon and I'm like, well, seven o 'clock, uh, I guess we're not going to do a podcast tonight. I was going to get ready and hit camera and that'd be like, you want to get down on some call of duty or what? Well, actually, uh, last night, like I said, I was watching, I watched the movie son of a rental and just as I turned it off, I'm, I'm kid, you know, I was like, okay, I'm done with the movie. I'm a watch tick for two minutes and then I'm going to go to sleep.
Speaker: I looked, no, actually, no, I watched YouTube. I watched one video on YouTube and the internet went out saying you need to pay. I was like, shit, I know I forgot something. Son of a bitch. Well, how do you free, how do you forget to pay your bills? No, but the thing is, is like, I get an email, but I get so many emails from crap over the years that I've signed up or like I get emails from HAPS daily. I know you do as well. Uh, I get emails from, you know,
Speaker: like LinkedIn. I haven't been on LinkedIn and God knows how long. You know, this is stuff I signed up for like 2003. Yeah. So when an email comes in from the internet company or the cable company, I completely just kind of like, yeah, whatever. And they usually send it about a week before. And well, I saw it and I mentioned it to my wife and she's like, okay, you pay that
Speaker: X day and I was like, all right. And then X day was yesterday. I honestly, I have, I honestly, I have not opened any of my bills in the last six or seven months. I don't know.
Speaker: when my bills I have a general idea when my bills are due I don't know when they're due because I pay them the exact same time every month and I know that most of my bills I pay early just because I'm in that I'm I'm very routine and a lot of things especially when it comes to paying my bills so I pay my bills I pay the exact bills at the exact time every month you know yeah well my bills come in come in in a weird
Speaker: Uh, um, succession, so to speak. Uh, I'm going to say probably like everything else out there. The water bill's every two months. The electric bill. Well, I don't have an electric bill yet because they haven't put in a meter new house. Um, the, the Netflix is like on the first and then Disney plus is on the 15th. There's some shit like that. And then, and then the internet is on the 30th.
Speaker: So it's like, yeah, you know, it's, it's, I wish I could have it all done one day, but I just can't. So, um, so random ask question. You said you don't have, you don't have a meter on your house right now, but you have obviously.
Speaker: I mean you obviously have probably just have where a meter goes a meter is basically just a a Circuit, you know, it's just like a light switch kind of thing Electric meters what they do is where the two connections are for the meter when they move the houses when you Obviously move in you have to actually go to the electrical place and say hey I need a meter
Speaker: And if you don't, you have like three years or three or four years to do it. And if you haven't done it by then, they'll find you. And so what they do to make sure you have power in those three years, it's literally just a cable between the two connections. Yeah. Well, I mean, well, I was, I didn't really go into all that detail to, you know, I just had a simple question that, you know, if you take a breath and let me finish my thought,
Speaker: what I was gonna ask you're ever thinking things calm down over there what I was gonna ask was if you take that full three years or four years or whatever they give you are they gonna in return go back and back date it and go oh by the way I can literally run everything in my house all day long while I don't have a meter and they don't give a fuck
Speaker: Okay. Cause I was going to say, uh, yeah, here, here at Ohio, of course we have AP and AP is the dirtiest rotten motherfuckers on the planet when it comes to electric companies. Well, the crazy thing is there is one electric company in Mexico, one, one for all of Mexico. It's a government owned company for the entire country.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, obviously, there's substations, you know, but it's all all what's it called EFG? I don't know. They have their logo everywhere. Well, hello, pretty girl. Why are we so old? Because we're talking about our lights. Well, you just joined in so you didn't hear the prior conversation. Well, I mean, a lot of states have that like
Speaker: Like in Ohio, it's basically only AEP. There might be a couple. And then South Carolina had one company, unless you were out in the middle of fucking bum -fucked island nowhere. And then there was just like some random power company that took care of the whole island. Yeah, Bob Spauer. One wind turbine somewhere. What's the name of the electric company, honey?
Speaker: C, F, E, C, F, I, sorry. E in Spanish, but it's CFI and CFI is like, it's a huge company. We're just trying to help you get some sleep, baby. Oh, he was up all night. Oh, isn't he? It is an E, but like they, they have, they actually, I watched the documentary about them.
Speaker: Well, they have a you. You really are like an 80 year old fucking man, aren't you? I am. I watch the weirdest documentary. I'm over here. You know, like I watched the documentary on the Mexican Electric Company, and I'm like, I just started watching the new Walker reboot. It's really good. I'm into it. You're yelling at me because my soundbar so loud. I'm just like, oh, wait, I didn't even know you was here. I was so wrapped up with that show. I had no idea you were here until you're like, Jesus Christ, that soundbar.
Speaker: Yeah, well, like I said, I want to talk about cutting it down to the wire. I literally got everything done. Well, not done, but done enough where I could call it a night. Two minutes before I literally had the kids set up this set up of the tripod and the boom and everything while I was down cooking. I thought Kevin go upstairs, set up my boom, set up my get my chairs out on the balcony and set up my tripod. I'll bring the phone.
Speaker: So all I had to do is connect everything. Nice. No, I didn't, I didn't have, I didn't have anything done. Cause like I said, I hadn't heard from your goofy ass all day. I was going to grab my wife's phone, but her work phone was what I was, cause I can sign into my Facebook on her work phone.
Speaker: And her work form was out of credit and I was like, shit. So much for that. I thought you were one of those, one of those DJ radio DJs that had called out COVID saying that it wasn't all that bad and then you got it and died on me. There's been several of those guys lately that have been like, you know, want to go on these crazy rants and then they freaking get it and die. My mother's uncle literally, my mom sent me a message last night. Last night? Was it last night?
Speaker: Yeah. I think it was last night, uh, that my mom's uncle or yeah, I think it was my mom's uncle. He died from COVID. We don't need that. We don't need to get off of that. I didn't want to ask you because, uh, you know, you got your, uh, little Roger clearly down there. How's the, uh, how's the pups? That's the dad from 101 Dalmatians. Welcome to useless knowledge and trivia that I have.
Speaker: uh actually there are a total of five uh one was still born so there was what a business one was still born oh no uh i had to bury it uh like right you guys don't eat that down there i thought about i talked to i told her live i said you know this is my goodie she's like look at those pup tacos for dinner but uh
Speaker: So, yeah, one was stillborn and they all look like the mother. I was going to say they they they have a couple black spots and mostly all white. Michelle. Yeah, I was going to say the the few pictures that she there's a couple pictures you sent me yesterday. They look like they were they look they almost look like little little baby dummies a little pup. Dalmatian pups. Well, I think little black spots. Dalmatian. She is a mutt. Yeah. You know, all my dogs are much because I was going to say she looks like a mutt.
Speaker: Yeah, she's all over the place. But what's going on, Pat? But I built her little that little box to sit in and so her puppies can't run away from her. I'm not thinking. Summer wants to know if one is the dad of the pups, too. Actually, Summer, what we're what Chris and I were talking about yesterday is going to be surprised when they show up on your wedding day. They're going to be my representation.
Speaker: I'm going to just send you. Well, they won't be pumped by that. Jeff said he's going to stick five dogs in a box and I was like, you're talking to two people that want to have a bunch of dogs. You think we're really going to be bothered by that? That's what I said. You know, that way I can get rid of them. They'll be obviously weaned by then because the, one of the things I, my wife said right away, she's like, what are we going to do with five more fucking dogs? I said, well, six weeks later from now, I'm going to get rid of them.
Speaker: I will find him because I'm nine dogs is not cool. No, five dogs. Yeah. Four dogs are not cool. Well, I have to clean the backyard twice a week now. So nine dogs don't have to clean up daily. So Summer said every time the kids mentioned a new puppy, they get a new or a new baby. They get a new puppy.
Speaker: I think when we woke up, first thing I do when I wake up is feed the dogs. So we woke up and she already birthed one. And of course, the other three other three dogs are like, what do you got there? What the hell's going on? Get the fuck away, you know? I brought her in the house and I built that little box in the bathroom.
Speaker: so that I can because she's got to be with the puppies and I don't want her wandering around the house just randomly pissing. So yeah, she can only be so far from them for so long. So I walk her every couple hours, make sure she goes to the bathroom. And it took about six hours for the birth all six, including the stillborn. The stillborn was second to last. Yeah. Yeah, it was just and of course,
Speaker: Michelle and Kevin every two minutes. Oh, she's having another one. Calm down. Go away. Calm down. The miracle life, so to speak. And they were like, Oh my God, get away. Go somewhere else. As much as I think they're cute as shit. I'm like, I gotta get rid of these dogs eventually.
Speaker: I told my wife, don't get fucking attached because we're not having nine dogs. She's like, it'll be fun for you. Well, you probably don't, you probably don't have the room for, for, for nine fucking dogs either. Well, if they're the size of the mother, no. Yeah. Someone said four dogs. Someone said four dogs are cool. Ted dogs are amazing. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, we also we also played on having a little bit of land and stuff like that, too. So, right. Of course, that Cameron had to call me a dog. Summer loves dogs. That's why she's with Glick. But, yeah, I literally have, you know, you put out a post on Facebook the other day, go dog pound. I'm like, motherfucker, the dog pound is here.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh my god. That was a good game for the most part until the end of the game. And Brown's lost, but too upset because we took easily one of the, if not the best team in the league, we dominated and did whatever we wanted to them throughout the entire game until we started making mistakes.
Speaker: You can't win them all. Well, everybody's freaking out. It's like it was the first game of the season. And it's like there's 16 more weeks to this season. It's not like college football, where as soon as you get it's not like college football where you lose one in your season server because you're basically after your one loss, it's hard to get into the playoffs unless you're Alabama who could lose every single game and somehow still managed to be in the playoffs ranked number one.
Speaker: Well, it sounds like you're going to have your hands full for a while with them. Well, the first week, I pretty much just have to make sure the mother gets walked every once in a while. To make sure she doesn't eat them. Well, no, this is the second time we've had one of our dogs give birth. We start out with two.
Speaker: And then one of them gave birth and we got rid of all of them except for two that we just kind of fell in love with to our dismay. They were males and we had two females. So you do the math.
Speaker: And so one of them, please explain, please, please explain the birds and the bees and, and, and, and where babies come from. My son comes in and one day he's like, Hey, the dogs are stuck together. And I'm like, damn it. Yeah. Explain to everybody where, where, where babies come from. Someone had to almost had to have that conversation the other day on Parker's birthday. He asked her where babies come from.
Speaker: because they I guess they were looking at pictures and stuff for what when she had him and she she she thought I think she told him that she that she threw him out of her mouth. About three years ask Chris. Yeah, ask Chris. Well, let me show you a little a little movie a little presentation. That conversation. I'm not looking forward to having. I remember when
Speaker: when I got sat down and had that talk, it was on my end anyways, it was like, oh, really? To the point where my dad was like, really? I was like, yeah. I don't think, I don't think I ever had that. I don't think I was ever given the talk or had the talk, I guess you would say, growing up. I remember one, my mom suggested to my dad, are you going to, do you want to give him the talk?
Speaker: And my dad was like, uh, no. And I was like, look, I'm good. To the point where my dad turned around and he's like, he probably knows more than me. Plug A goes into plug B. My dad literally looked at my mom and goes, he knows how to do plumbing. He gets it because, you know, as you know, in, in every, uh, construction field, it's, it's a male end and a female adapter, you know, you know,
Speaker: Don't put plug A into plug C unless you get permission first because that can get you punched in the eye. At 13, 14, I'm surrounded by all these grown men that are just like, you know, put some hair around it and you'll find it, you know. Is that what they told you, Jeff? All those grown men that surrounded you?
Speaker: No, you know what I mean. You get that lock. Kevin, you didn't ever, it's not a matter of not having to talk. You just don't know how to A pull out or B. You don't know where the condom is in the grocery store. That would be you, sir. Cameron has three kids. Cameron has three kids too. Cameron's also got three, three, three different baby moments. I literally forgot for a second. I was like, shit, I got the same one as Chris.
Speaker: Yeah. Cameras got three baby mom, three different baby mamas though. I have two. I'm kidding. He has two. I only have one. Yeah. Then I got a bonus kid that I didn't, that I didn't make. I just, I got hit and he came potty trained and everything. When you guys looked at, walked on the street, somebody's going to say to you, you know, Chris, it's not a revolving fucking door. Have you seen, there's a meme out there where it's a woman, she gave birth to like
Speaker: 15 kids and it's a family photo. It's the mom, the dad, 15 kids, 22 grandkids and all that shit. And it says, it's called a vagina, not a revolving door.
Speaker: Yeah, no, every every time I every time I go to the store, if I'm like at Kroger's or Walmart or something, I walk past a van that has like the stick picture stick figure family. There's like seven or eight kids. I always like want to come back out and tape a box of condoms to the to the back window. Just be like, Jesus Christ. I used to say to my my I have a friend of mine. He's got like nine kids.
Speaker: i was like dude you know what you need to invest in he's like condoms i said no a fucking tv yeah right watch the movie jesus christ well in my house in my house when summer's here she's like hey put something on tv and i know exactly what that means so having a tv don't matter
Speaker: Come on. You wanna watch a movie? Look at the guy and go, no means no. You wanna watch a movie? Yeah. You wanna watch a movie? Cause the sky fucking blue. Yeah, damn right I do. Can we watch like three movies? You ever seen that show Modern Family? Ed O 'Neill says to Sofia Margar. Margar walks in. She's like,
Speaker: I'm going to take a shower. Would you like to join me? He says, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker. If I ever say no to that question, you have my permission to shoot me. Fair enough. Your story right there. Exactly. I'm sure if you don't get away, be quiet because my wife's on the phone.
Speaker: You do that instead of instead of yelling at your kids while we're recording the podcast which the recorded podcast goes out on the the Out into the end of the world wide web where anybody could listen You just need to get a nerf gun every time they act up to shoot them off camera I was listening to one of the episodes today at work I said that to my wife. I was like, let's get a nerf gun. She's like why as until every time the kid followed me during a podcast I can just shoot him
Speaker: I was listening today and uh I was at work and there's uh they were doing something here like would you shut the **** up and I'm like oh god I should edit it that out.
Speaker: That sounds like a horrible piece of shit, dad. I know, right? That's OK. You start off the day all nice and calm. You're like, it's going to be a good day. About three quarters of the way through the day, you're like, I'm going to fucking kill him and bury the bodies. Especially when you're trying to do something with them, like when Kevin and I were building the kitchen. Oh, my gosh. I'd be like, I'd be holding something up one hand, holding the drill in the other, go, hand me the screw. And he's not there.
Speaker: He's off riding his bike. Oh, it was, it was, uh, it was like world war three here the other night. Well, not even world war three. It was like, just imagine the cheesiest, sappiest.
Speaker: drama that you could find on TV. And that was my, that was my daughters because they were fighting over shirts. And my oldest one came out here and she was like, I was like, what is your problem? And she's like, well, I just, she wants to wear my new shirt. And I was like, well, you just, you just wore it. It's not going to hurt anything. Well, it's mine. And I'm, I'm standing my ground and I'm putting my foot down. And I was like,
Speaker: Okay, whatever. She's like, it's not funny. And I was like, yeah, she's like, it's not funny. And I said, can you please slide over about a foot and a half? You're blocking the TV. And I'm trying to watch wrestling. And then she started going on and she's like, she's like, she's so worried about what her friends will think that she has to dress a certain way. And you shouldn't have to change for your friends. And I was like, all right, calm down. Saturday morning PSA, you know, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker: My wife just said to me, she's like, what do you mean? Kevin said the white dogs got stuck. I was like, it's like a couple of months ago. Yeah. It's like, well, I've never heard this story. I was midday. I don't remember shit. Yeah. She's saying that barely. That was important. I was like, yeah, now it is important. I need to know. I'm like, well, now, you know, annoying is after the battle.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, yeah. That actor also did this whole dramatic spiel out here. Like she was like almost crying and everything. She walked away and then she came back out and she was like a few minutes later. She's like, I just don't think you understand. And I was like, I just don't think you realize that I don't care. I mean, you guys are crazy and I just want to sit here and watch wrestling because you know, I don't have many joys in my life.
Speaker: We actually had the same conversation literally almost the same conversation with Kevin and Michelle today because we were we were separating old laundry you know stuff that you know getting rid of the old stuff and you know like okay can Michelle still wear this okay yes can Kevin wear that kind of thing kind of cleaning out closets like spring cleaning like I said
Speaker: And Kevin's like, that's my shirt. I'm like, dude, it's like, stop fitting you three years ago. Calm down. Oh, God. Shell can wear it now. Yeah. But it's wine. I'm like, what are you going to do? Tape it to the back of a jacket? Come on. Get over here. Yeah. Who's my shirt? Dude, I have that fight with cash constantly, because he'll bring out a t -shirt and put it on. And the damn thing's like, four sizes is too small. I'm like, you are not wearing that. It still fits.
Speaker: Yeah, his stuff fits or his tight ass freaking, he had basketball shorts on the other day that looked like they were Larry Bird's from 1981. And I was like, dude, those are too small. And he was like, no, they're just a little bit tight. He's like, they're just a little tight. I was like, go put a different pair of shorts on and throw them motherfuckers in the trash. He's like, I'm not going to throw them away. I'm going to, I'm not going to wear them.
Speaker: I was like, you are not wearing them ever again. Calm your little ass down. I was like, why do I go buy you new clothes when you insist on wearing? And then he gets mad at me because I'll go through his clothes every once in a while and I just throw shit away. It was the one going that away. That's what we did today. Yeah, because it hasn't fit you since you were, yeah. Exactly. It hasn't fit you since you were four, dude. You're eight now. Exactly. Well, I mean, that's the problem we were running to. We just bought them all new clothes.
Speaker: begin the summer and you know they would wear their new clothes and then just kind of toss them in a corner somewhere in the corner of the room in a basket and then when I'm like hey bring me clothes so I can wash clothes those clothes would never show up so it was like you know where's all the new clothes we just bought so we literally
Speaker: tomorrow, all day tomorrow, I have to clean up the mess we made today, cleaning their room. Because holy crap. I built a toy box that is literally, it's almost too small now. Because, you know, when we when we first had kids, we would
Speaker: And if everybody was selling something on Facebook, we're like, Oh, there's a toy. Go get it. You know, like 10 bucks. Okay. Cool. And yeah, I literally said today when we were looking at all the toys, I was like, you know what? Christmas, you guys are getting socks and underwear, man, because you got enough toys. All right. That's Cassius. That's Cassius room right now. I mean, you can't even walk in there. And I'm like, dude, you got to clean up your room. And he's like, well, why? And I was like,
Speaker: because I have to look at it. Well, I don't have to look at it. I just shut the fucking door. That's that's my theory. I am not I am not going to waste my energy and my breath.
Speaker: Arguing with you about cleaning your room if you want to live or if you want your room to look Like an absolute pig sty and be disgusting and you want to sleep in that. Well cash don't sleep in his bedroom But like the girls I'm like just shut your fucking door because I don't want to look at it and I'm not gonna That the door makes so it closes. Yeah
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I'm not I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you and get stressed out over because, you know, it would take you an hour at most to clean your bedroom if you go in there and clean it and you turn it into a four day adventure. And on the fourth day right before you go back to your mom's you've done nothing. Yeah, exactly. Except like take that was the original plan today. My wife and I were going to close and we told the kids look, clean out the door box so I can build you a bigger and better one.
Speaker: so that everything fits in there, and I can actually, because it's in the closet. So I said, I'm going to put a curtain rod, and we're going to hang up your clothes, and I'm going to move the toy box to the other corner. And all I'm asking is that you get it done. Well, my wife and I went to the store. You know, we had her older brother here today. So my wife and I went to the store with grocery shopping and everything, came back, and the room hadn't been touched. Yeah. And it's not like they were watching TV, because there was no internet.
Speaker: because we didn't pay the internet until like 5 30. So I was like. They found other things to do with their kids. Speaking of, speaking of clothes, I have two things because I have found my way to weasel into your little canogons. Speaking of, speaking of wearing clothes that are too small, is that your son's shirt that you got on? Well, extra medium over there. I've had this shirt
Speaker: for like three years. Since I was 10. We ran around so much and when we got back, I literally ran around the house, putting away groceries, cooking and setting this up all at once, all at the same time. Yeah. While screaming at the kids to clean your fucking room kind of thing. And the shirt I was wearing today looked like I had just pulled it out of a bucket of water.
Speaker: Nice. So, while serving everybody food, I asked my wife, I said, hey, please grab me a shirt. And she just, the first shirt she found is like, here. And I'm like, all right. Thanks for giving me Kevin's shirt. I guess it'll work. The second thing, I just want you to know that
Speaker: I'm uh, I'm incredibly offended And I I feel like um, I might need a safe place because your hat is incredibly insensitive and racist Well, we established on saturday that i'm apparently i'm racist Jeff the racist it's not my fault cleveland decided to change their fucking logo
Speaker: and I'm not it is it is it is really yeah it is really weird to see you in the hat though because I'm so used to you not having a hat on and then you showed up with a hat on tonight and then you explained to me that why I'm wearing a **** hat go ahead and listen to Saturday's episode and the whole time Chris is thinking on me about my hair looks like John Bravo now you look like he's been here and I'm like shut the **** up
Speaker: My wife and I argued about, she's like, you know her hat during the podcast? I said, well, A, Chris wears a hat, number one. Number two, Chris makes one of my hair. So fuck him, I'm wearing a hat. I'm just, I'm like a land developer inside of your head. I have taken up so much space. I've given you so many, I've given you so many complexes.
Speaker: This morning, as I said, we were going through the old clothes and my hat, my kids have buried my hat because mom had told him to hide it because dad would wear it all the time and she hates when I wear a hat.
Speaker: and we pulled out and I was like, there's my hat. I threw it on. I've worn it all day. Also, I don't think the defense, well, Chris does it, or Chris does it too, is a very good defense. Oh, it's a terrible defense. It's terrible. It's horrible. It's worse. But I will say, like you said, as weird as it is to see you in the head, it's a good look, man. I like it. I used to wear a hat just as much as you did. You do. But my wife hates
Speaker: the way I look in the hat and I'm like, why? She's like, I just don't like hats. I'm like, well, all right, so I stopped wearing hats. I'm gonna have to send you down one of the, I'm gonna have to send you down one of the Budweiser hats I just got. Or you could just send me the cash that it costs to ship it because Jesus Christ, shipping is so expensive right now. I'll send it through the mail. No, don't do that because I'll never get it. I'll never get a snail mail here.
Speaker: My parents, when I first came here, sent me some things. And I was like, just FedEx it. And they're like, oh, we'll send it to snail mail. Never saw it. You'll get it in like 20, 25 years. It will be like 60, 65. All of a sudden, you'll get a package. It has nothing to do with that. Once it goes through customs, customs will be like, oh, somebody in customs is like, oh, mine. Yeah, mine. Yeah.
Speaker: where FedEx is real good about, no, that's not yours, that's going to this dude. Because anything we ship, we always put insurance on, so FedEx would have to pay for it. You can't do insurance on regular snail mail. What would you use to ship? I mean, like, would you use like FedEx, UPS, DSL? You can use, you can use DHL, FedEx, and I think UPS is here.
Speaker: I've never seen a UPS truck. Well, actually FedEx here, when you go to FedEx here, not FedEx, UPS, you actually have to go to the office to pick it up. They don't deliver. Oh, really? Where UPS, you have to go pick it up. FedEx will deliver, and what's the other one? VHL will deliver to the house.
Speaker: but you have to give them a number to call. So like, hey, we're five minutes outside. They won't leave it at the gate. If they show up, I'm not at the gate or they don't have a number to call. They'll literally contact you to contact me to go pick it up at the fucking office. What the hell? Well, just like in the States, everybody, if they see a package on your doorstep, they'll take it. Please stay.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, I love you, but that is kind of busy. Hey, there you go. It's so much better than the. Shut the fuck up and get the hell out of here.
Speaker: I was trying to I was trying to be magnetic about it. I was like, OK, look, I am live, so I won't be mean about it. So honey, honey, I love you and you're my sweet daughter. But if you don't get the fuck out of here, I'm going to throw punch you. But yeah, so.
Speaker: You were, I was just going to say, so there's kind of a big deal going on down there today. I was kind of curious. Do they do anything? Is there like festivities? Well, yeah, normally they, they do the in Mexico city and my wife can hear me now. So she will correct me. I'm sure in Mexico city, they do the Viva Mexico where they ring the president of Mexico rings the bell. They'll say something. I need a hose. The show must go on.
Speaker: As I said, as I said, we're Casey said that he wrote the Roseanne Bar show. Oh, shit. The new one or the old. So I mean, Norm did a lot of things behind the scenes. I mean, yeah, I think most of his work behind scenes, but he got paid like he was in that Rob Schneider movie where I think it was. I want to see Douche Bigelow.
Speaker: but I don't think it was. Well, there's that there's that scene that that stands out and I think it was Billy Madison. Where they were all in the pool and they were fucking hammered and Sandler was like, what day of the week is it? Norm's like October. Because it was a magazine day. Robert Schneider goes up to a bar and he orders a drink.
Speaker: And Norm McDonald's hands it to him and says, that'll be $9. He's like, oh my God, I'll just take a water. So he gives him water. He'd be like, that'll be $3. And he'd be like, no. And he says all together, it's like $12. And he's like, no, you don't understand. I'm canceling the first drink, and I want just the water. And Norm McDonald holds up his swizzle stick. And he's like, do you see this swizzle stick? If you don't give me the $12, I'm going to take the swizzle stick, stick it in your dick hole, and move it around really fast. And that always stuck out for me. And I was like, damn, that's funny.
Speaker: that's the first scene that pops in my head because I'm like, that sounds like it would hurt. Yeah, he he he he he he he he just had a way of uh he could deliver he could deliver the funniest line straight faced. Yeah, exactly. You know, and and I wish I would've I wish I would've I wish I wish I
Speaker: But there was a segment where he was on the Conan O 'Brien show. And they had Courtney Thorne -Smith on there. And they were talking about one of her upcoming movies. And Norm was cracking jokes about the movie because it was just a nothing movie and the actors. And he was making fun of the actors. And at one point,
Speaker: she said something about how much something cost and Conan was like, Oh, and what are you going to do with that big boy? And without skipping a beat or anything, Norm snapped back at him and hitting with a one liner. Conan was like, Oh, you can just see the blue look on his face, right? He just absolutely fucking defeated. It's like, no, it's like,
Speaker: I'll take the wind right out of your fucking sail, one word. Nor just snatched his entire soul out of his body and was like, yeah, finish him. What didn't he do? He was in a movie where he's dressed as a fisherman.
Speaker: He was like, I don't know if it's an Adam Salem movie or Rob Schneider booty, but he was, he was in the crowd and somebody's talking and it was, it was normal Donald dressed as a fisherman. And he kept saying all like, it was like a, like a town hall meeting or something. And he, he just stand up and say something fucking weird. And everybody was like, what? Something completely random and nonsensical.
Speaker: but uh, he was, uh, he was, uh, he was a hell of an actor, a hell of a, a hell of a comedian. And like I said, he was one of my favorite on SNL and he did the, he used to do the weekend update, which was ideal, perfect for norm. Um, but not that we matter and not started it. No, no, no, the weekend update goes all the way back to the original cast, man.
Speaker: because I think Chevy Chase, I think it was Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase, he came up with the idea. Chevy Chase and Gilda Radner, was it Radner? Somebody like that used to do it and Chevy Chase would just randomly yell out that she was in a slut. Well, Chevy Chase is also one of those people, he could deliver a line straight faced and you're just like, how did he do that without having his ex?
Speaker: But, but like I said, you know, not that, not that we're anybody of any importance and, and, you know, this won't get back to Norm's family, but, uh, you know, condolences and best wishes that, that sucks to, you know, obviously, especially cancer is a mean, nasty, disgusting motherfucker, as Jeff said, but, uh, you know, hopefully.
Speaker: I hope Art can handle it over the next couple of weeks. Yeah, Artie's gonna struggle, but those two were thick as thieves, man. They were brothers and they never, he was like, you didn't get one without the other, so. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Even if the other was just standing around. Yeah, but like I said, I really wish I really I wanted to bring it up tonight and then I got home and I ate and then my dad showed up out of nowhere.
Speaker: pops pops showed up and then he got mad cuz Joe showed up and when pops got here, I like looked over the door because again, I don't I don't give visitors people don't come and see me people don't even fucking text me let alone come come and see me. So I like looked out the door. I looked out the window to see who it was. And then when Joe got here, I just went open the door and he was like, what the fuck? You look to see who it is when I knock and then when Joseph you just open the door and I was like, well, hey,
Speaker: I didn't have to. Yeah, I was good. Yeah. You're here. So I assume the next person that knocks on my door is going to be Joe. And it just so happened that she was coming home from work and instead of going down to the light, she cuts down my road and she seen the bikes and not front. So she, she pulled in and he was like, yeah, you just look out. I'm like, shut up. Big baby.
Speaker: It's like, it's nothing personal. Your son's a loser and I have no friends. So nobody ever comes here. So it was a random beginning to knock on the door. It really happened to us the other day. One of my neighbors came by to borrow my socket set and they knocked on the door. And I literally looked in the room and I was like, my wife's here. The kids are here. Who the fuck is knocking on our door? Well, that's what I did because we know can't get past the gate because they don't have a fucking key. I was like, who the fuck is knocking on the door?
Speaker: Well, that's what I did. I was sitting here. I literally just got done eating and I was watching, I was watching TV and Christian and Xavier, which are Cassia's little buddies that live over on the other, in one of the other buildings. Data already came over. I'm watching something that's blowing my mind. My kids can't lift up.
Speaker: a basket of clothes and it's driving me nuts. So I have to go move it because if not, I'll just start staring at them. So give me two seconds. Go ahead. But, uh, so Christian and Xavier had already, had already, what's going on? Bradley had already come over, um, to see if cash was home and I was like, nah, he's not here. So then just a random knock. And I had to stop and sit here for a minute and I,
Speaker: calls my TV show that I was watching. I was like, did somebody just knock on my door? Like, what the hell's going on? And then sure enough, it was Pops. And so I just went over there and opened it. And then Joe showed up. But yeah, it's like, I don't get many people coming over to the house. So how the fuck am I supposed to know? Well, when her brother showed up today, we usually expect to text her a call saying, hey, I'm at the gate. Come open it. And he literally just knocked on the door today. And I was like,
Speaker: How the fuck did you get in? He's like, one of your neighbors was leaving. I was like, well, at least I made text. You know, I could have been naked. Not that I was. I could have been naked. Well, I mean.
Speaker: And on that note, y 'all get to think about Jeff being naked and we're going to take a real quick break. I knew I knew I should have waited to move that laundry. I know that's what I was like. If you just let me finish, I was like, if you would just let me finish what I'm saying, then you can move that basket. No, but the problem is the kids were getting louder and louder as they laughed trying to lift this thing. And my wife just sitting there laughing at him. It's OK, Nick. It's OK, Nick Cage. We'll let it slide.
Speaker: Well, on top of that, she did hurt her back today, so she couldn't help him. Just so you know, I'm coming back. Instead of bringing your camera up, I'm just going to put a picture of Nicholas Cage up because your hair is something else. I know. The crazy thing is, as you were talking about, where you wear a hat all day, I'm not used to wearing a hat. And it's so much cooler not to wear the hat, temperature wise. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, I don't I don't I don't notice that but now especially now I have to wear out all the time Yeah, so when I don't have my hat on it's like okay, then I have my head on it's like that's the same thing But I also need to make sure I wear a hat more often because as you pointed out a couple weeks ago I look like a penis in witness protection
Speaker: That's not the reason I wear a hat. That's not the reason I wear a hat. I always wear a hat, as we've said in the past. How many times did I get yelled at for having a goddamn hat on?
Speaker: take your hat off Chris and then then you take it off the 30 seconds later. Take your hat off Chris. Oh, sorry. Take your hat off. Okay. Turn your back. I'm putting that bitch back on. I remember. I remember hard hats on backwards. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: But literally, if you set up the adjuster correctly, you can literally take the adjuster off and switch. Well, just take everything out and just reverse everything. Maybe if any would add his head, maybe if any would add his hard head on the right way, he wouldn't get shot with the partial washer.
Speaker: He had it on and you fucking turn that pressure on and put his hat off and cut his forehead all at once. I remember I was standing right behind you and I was like, oh shit. Well, he had it on backwards but you were probably. Probably the one where he's taking you on to do it. Yeah, there was no problem about it. You were 100%. You were by a little cheerleader. But lest we forget, we had literally just been shown that that pressure washer could cut a two by four and a half.
Speaker: because I remember sitting I was sitting there cutting two by fours and a half of the pressure washer just couldn't be good. So we all decided that we're going to shoot each other. Let's take a little break. Yeah, we are. S M R T. Got some new music from black time.
Speaker: We got new music from Blacktop Mojo tonight off their new album.
Speaker: Cause I finally decided to download more videos. So, so we were, we're going to take a real quick break guys, and we will be right back after a little blacktop. Moo. Joe coming up camera going down.
Speaker: Inside, on the outside Day up, down in town, tired Oh, and a young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Long day, I'm falling one time Rise, mind me, mind
Speaker: I'm drinking poison coconut, don't you?
Speaker: If I think it loud enough, do you think she'll know? Can you see it's killing me? I'm drinking poison, hoping I don't choke Across the room I feel
Speaker: It isn't over, not the truth
Speaker: And welcome back to the nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Welcome back. Welcome back. A little break of brew. I had to go fry some chicken. Yeah. And just just stared, just dead stared the camera the whole time. That wasn't creepy or anything. I'm literally watching my kids dance to Fortnite dance videos. I'm watching this. I'm like, is that LeBron? There's a character. Looks like LeBron.
Speaker: really and he's wearing the tunes the tune squad. Yeah, I know it's LeBron James. I can't miss it. While watching four characters dance on the TV and I'm like, really? When did these become my kids? Yeah, right? When did all this happen?
Speaker: But as I said, welcome back to the show, guys. If you're not already, feel free to check us out on social media and nonsensical nonsense. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok or even on YouTube and Twitch.
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Speaker: Oh, man. Spot on. Gold star, sir. Yes, I do what I can for both of us. We both get gold stars, man. We are. We are. I do. I do what I can, you know. Well, as I said, you know, we're trying to we're trying to get some kind of, you know, some kind of a format going on here. So we're back for break.
Speaker: Yeah, I I'm also uh slowly getting back to a routine uh here in the house so I can actually get on social media and just advertising. I've been so lacking in the fact that I've been revamping the house and spring cleaning and all that stuff. I haven't had time to take a piss let alone get on the phone.
Speaker: Well, as we - I didn't message you until six o 'clock. Yeah. And part of us getting back on track and trying to have something going on here. But with that being said, I would like to bring a little something that we call, What the Fuck News? What the Fuck News with Blue?
Speaker: now with your weather. I do have, I do have news stories because I am a, I am a professional. Well, I literally was thinking of and I couldn't think of anything that wasn't car related.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. Top five cars? No. Chris will hate that. Yeah. Well, yeah, you're like, hey, sort of a... I'm going to bust your balls, dude. Top 10 football teams, or top five football teams, put the Browns at, like, number five. I punched you in the face. There's a beer can floating by my head. How the hell? You should be playing for the Browns, Glick. Six thousand miles. It's a hell of an arc.
Speaker: I'm sorry you're still bored baby but in news and what the fuck news today and and this actually goes right along with with your with your story of um the uh oh god the uh Mexican independence well it doesn't go along with your story but it's related to Mexico okay
Speaker: The Mexico, the Mexican government is having a lottery doing a drawing. Okay. And the grand prize in this drawing is El Chapo's safe house. Nice. So the the house, former drug kingpin, give a half. Words are hard. Drug kingpin
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Speaker: But El Chapo fled in 2014 when Mexican Marines had, I didn't even know y 'all had a Marine Corps, really? Oh, yeah. Okay. But when Mexican Marines had them surrounded, underwent some changes recently as the Mexican government prepared to give it away in a national lottery.
Speaker: The surveillance cameras that covered every angle of the modest homes exterior were removed and the hole under the bathtub that El Chapo had slipped through to reach a network of tunnels was covered with concrete slab. The associated person was given access to the property in a quiet, I'm not even gonna, I'm gonna destroy this name.
Speaker: Culican neighborhood, oh, whatever, whatever. Uh, neighborhood ahead of the lottery in recent weeks, in recent weeks, Mexico's institution to return stolen goods to the people known by its initials, the IN DEP.
Speaker: gave it a fresh coat of white paint inside and out and it tiled over the spot in the bathroom where the tub in the tunnel entry point had been president uh andres manuel lopez yep that's correct uh has yeah see i got this for something hard especially when they spanish words if you can't pronounce lopez you've got bigger problems but um
Speaker: Lopez has been talking up the lottery of seized properties, but gave no mention to the history of this particular house. An expansion home in one of the Mexico City's swankiest neighborhoods in a private box at the famed Azteca Stadium have garnered more attention. So they're just giving away, so they're having a lottery and giving back to the people, apparently. And that made the news, El Chapo's
Speaker: save houses uh in the mexico city so it's like and it's and since it's his it would be in the swankiest of swank neighborhoods yeah because that dude had billions in cash it's not like yeah this is you know went to the same deposit box at night in the bank come on here let me drop off a couple hundred bucks he would drop a million out of time
Speaker: Oh yeah, exactly. Which means there could be, I mean, if you got that house, the first thing I would do is start tapping around the walls with a hammer just to check for that hole is because... You start checking for hollow spots. One of these wives of a Mexican gangster, they had a house that literally, you could hit a button and the wall would open and it was just a room of cash completely hidden.
Speaker: And she was like, if I needed money, I'm just going to grab a handful of cash. Hey, tell the queen of reggaeton to take it down to natural three because we're in the middle of reporting a goddamn podcast. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I was afraid it was going to show up. Oh, it was loud, dude. It was like drowning you out. Yeah. It's good to know how I can get that up. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, they're like, so, so how do you enter the lottery? That's what I want to know, because I'm assuming much like you enter any lottery, you just buy a ticket, you know, didn't really say in the article, it just said, you know, I think that'd be really cool, especially a guy like me who enjoys houses with a history, whether good and or bad. Talk about owns house you want to talk about?
Speaker: Yeah, so I I think it would be I think it would be really cool I mean not even it's just a win it just to say that this was but at the same time
Speaker: But yeah, I was going to say at the same time, because it is modern, it is recent, you know, it's only seven years. Would there be any concern of enemies of any sorts? That was my that was the first thing I thought of when you said it. I was like, you know, that we're living under a rock for the last seven years. Exactly. Because
Speaker: nobody holds a grudge like the cartel. Because I mean, a guy like me, you know, a guy like me who has a an array of weapons at his doorway, I'm down for that kind of business, but a normal average joke, you know, the government did was check every nook, cranny, tap the ball being anter and hammer and tapped every millimeter of that wall. Oh, absolutely. Check. Because
Speaker: Like I said, especially being a safe house, which means probably under a dummy corpse in the first place, I'm guaranteed that they pulled cash out of that place. Well, with it being 2021 and not 1773, I don't think they walked around the house with a ball peen hammer. There are plenty of... Yeah, but there's... Dude, they have equipment that you can...
Speaker: Yeah, they have cameras that you can look in a helicopter and see if there's bodies buried in the ground. I'm sure they have something modernized, even though it is Mexico still, I'm sure they have something modernized that they could use and do a scan of the walls in the house without destroying anything. Yeah, I'm sure that I'm sure that x -ray every millimeter of the house because, like I said, I watched an interview, my wife was watching it, and I was like, holy shit, because, you know, it had English subtitles,
Speaker: And this girl was saying that her husband, who was a former cartel, they had a house where
Speaker: you can literally go up to a certain part of the wall, touch it, and the wall, the wall would open secret passion style. It's just a room filled with cash. I was like, oh, like king size, bed size, just like instead of the frame, it was, it was cash. Yeah, exactly. Well, speaking, speaking of why we're hanging out in Mexico and whatnot,
Speaker: Uh, every year they, they, there's actually a, uh, national, uh, toy hall of fame. So every, every year they induct toys into the hall of fame. Okay. One of the, and I'm not going to go through the whole list of toys that are being on the list for this year, but, um, one of the toys, uh, that's leading, uh, for the finalist is, uh, pinatas. Yeah, I didn't know that was a toy, but you know,
Speaker: I wouldn't necessarily consider it a toy. I wouldn't I wouldn't I've never thought of it as a toy. But they also have I don't know how well I how good this this group of finalists is because they also have sand in that group. So I don't know. It's just so sad. They're running out of toys to put in the hall of fame. So now they're running out of toys because well, I know I know Hot Wheels is in that.
Speaker: I was probably one of the first to go in. Yeah. Well, the Cabbage Patch dolls are in that list this year, which I'm surprised that they're not already in there. Yeah. That would have been.
Speaker: uh is this is uh the Cabbage Patch dolls are the finalists but also above the finalists being considered for the November uh induction are five competitive games battle battleship risks the settlers of Catan which I've never heard of ma ma and billiards uh as well as the pinata american girl dolls masters of the universe motherfucking heat man yeah and uh fisher price corn popper
Speaker: I don't know what the **** that is either. I think that's that little toy that you like. I think that's that little toy that you like push. And it's got the balls inside of it. It's got like a little. Yeah, I know what you're talking about with it. Yeah, they get that little kid used to when they walk. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, it's for battleship and he man. I'm down for both of those. Oh, absolutely. Risk. I never understood risk.
Speaker: It's I never understood even now. Well, it's it's basically you can conquer the world. Yeah. But it says the the 2021 final finalist were pulled from thousands of nomination. The National Toy Hall of Famers each year. Anyone can nominate a toy and a panel of experts along with input from the public vote vote in the three to be inducted. OK, so that explains a lot. They only induct three a year. OK.
Speaker: Um, the 74 previous honorees have run the gamut, uh, from the simplest cardboard box and stick. When you buy your kid a really expensive gift, gift, they're going to play with a box. So yeah, I mean, it literally says, it literally says from the simplest, a cardboard box and a stick to the groundbreaking Atari 2600, uh, universally known checkers. The game they used to play back in the day would, uh,
Speaker: in the old west where they they an iron wheel and a stick. It's in there. Yeah, exactly. Well, there's a there's a show on Netflix. That's uh it's called the toys that made us. Oh, I have seen. I haven't watched it but I've seen the documentary series. I haven't really got they they have also a movies that made us really cool but uh they talked about Hot Wheels and how
Speaker: The only reason Hot Wheels are as good as they are is because of guitars. Because of what? Guitars. The Hot Wheels, the company Mattel that makes Hot Wheels, originally they were going to make little ukulele style guitars, right? And I don't, and I'm probably going to butcher this, but they basically, they,
Speaker: They realized that the market for the little ukuleles and stuff wasn't going to go. So they had all these guitar strings laying around and they started making Hot Wheels and the axles of Hot Wheels were made out of guitar strings. Those guitar strings. Oh, that's why they roll so well on that track because that orange track, that shit's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker: I know my buddy, my buddy Kevin, his, him and his wife, they've got a little boy and they've gotten into the Hot Wheels. And there's been a few times where she's posted Snapchats or whatever, where they, they built tracks coming from the, coming down the stairs and all this other. My son and I were actually discussing Hot Wheels the other day.
Speaker: He has a GI Joe that he claims looks like me when I was younger, when I had my hair blonde and used to wear cargo pants all the time. He's like, this looks like you. And I'm like, no, it doesn't. But he's like, did you ever play with GI Joe? I said, no, I always had Hot Wheels. And he's like, so you had a bunch of orange track? I was like, no. I literally would just play with Hot Wheels as them as themself.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's what that's what cash does. I mean, because because I've asked you before if he wanted like traction stuff like that. He's like, no, he because he loves his Hot Wheels and like his monster trucks. You know, I got Hot Wheels became my cigarettes. Like now I can always have a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. Back in the day, I used to have Hot Wheels in my pocket because, you know, you know, you go to the like the like a
Speaker: you're a kid and you're sitting there and you're like, **** I'm bored. Well, I pull out a Hot Wheels and start driving around. Yeah, you're driving around everywhere. Driving across tables, driving across a. Well, I remember I had a buddy of mine that I'd go, we'd go, you know, do a night over like six and ten and stuff like that and I'd spend the night at his house and we would, we would take the Hot Wheels and split them up and play demolition derby where you
Speaker: roll your Hot Wheels across the concrete and try to crash into each other. Whoever's car flips over loses. Yeah, exactly. Try to beat that one. Oh, we love it. I mean, you want to talk about hours of fun. Holy shit. And you get that uneven concrete that's got basically potholes in it. Sometimes your car doesn't even make it across that. You're like, shit, I lost. Yeah, 100%.
Speaker: The other day, so my soon to be ex -wife, she's helping a friend of theirs. He's getting ready to move out of his house. He's been in his house. He bought it back in 1981. So, you know, his wife just passed away recently and whatnot. He's trying to move a little bit closer to his kids. So, you know, 40 years, when you live in a house for 40 years, stuff adds up.
Speaker: Oh yeah. You accumulate a lot of stuff. So they've been helping him for the last three years and I'm like, where are we going to put all this shit? No, trust me. Two years. When I was going through everything at the house in Charleston before I moved back home to Ohio and I took
Speaker: nine or 10 truckloads of shit to the dump. I was like, where did all this shit come from? But, uh, yeah, but anyways, yeah. So anyways, you know, they're, they're, they're helping him. Uh, he's an older gentleman, so he can't do a lot of things. So they're, they're helping him get everything cleared out and they're packing stuff up and taking stuff to Goodwill and blah, blah, blah. And, uh, I guess, I guess the other day cash came across, um,
Speaker: some toys and whatnot that were his sons when his son was a kid and he got this Michelangelo uh from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a little action figure that he brought over here and he was like dad look at this Ninja Turtle and I was like wait a minute let me see that and and I was like I had him
Speaker: And Cash was like, what? And I was like, this was when I was a kid. I had him. I said, where did you get this from? And he was like, oh, you know, it was in the box. And he, and I'm not going to say the bad thing, but it was like, he said I could have it. It was his sons. And I was like, dude, I had this same exact.
Speaker: Ninja Turtle when I was about your age and he was like, are you serious? I was like, yeah, I had all of them, man. So that was like, it was really cool. And it was like a, you know, cause he likes the Ninja Turtles. So he got home and he's got a few Ninja Turtles here. And he went in his room and was digging through stuff to find his turtle. And he brought his turtles out here and was playing with them and everything. And I was just like, that is so cool because I remember when I was like, it just like the, it's not something
Speaker: Yeah, it's not something that you think about all the time. But when I seen him playing with it, like those memories came like flooding back. And it was like, man, I remember, I remember having that same exact Ninja Turtle when I was about his age and playing with it just like he is right now. So I'm just hanging out, being annoying to my parents, probably, and playing with my Ninja Turtle.
Speaker: Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, uh, I remember my grandmother used to have a friend lived a couple of hours away and she had an antique store and people would go in and drop off all these hot wheels when, when, you know, as their kids got older and they would just drop off and she could sell them. And every time we would go, we'd go like three or four times a year with grandma to go visit this friend of hers.
Speaker: And every time we go, the lady would allow me to take four or five hot wheels. She'd just take whichever one you want. And I'd spend the entire day we were there searching through, well, do I want this one? Do I want this one? And I had the entire set of the Dukes of Hazzard from that box of like 400 hot wheels. And I'm like, I want this set this time.
Speaker: And my collection, oh my god, my collection was retarded. Well, that's the crazy thing about Hot Wheels is that even after all this time, Hot Wheels are still super cheap. I mean, you can get a Hot Wheels car for less than a dollar. Oh, yeah. You can buy a. I think for like four or five years, when I was a young kid, if somebody asked me what I wanted for my birthday or Christmas, I always did the same thing, Hot Wheels.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, you can still go buy a pack of five or six Hot Wheels for less than five dollars. Oh, yeah. And I mean, it's crazy that that, you know, all these years later, it's still a super popular toy. Well, not unless they came out in the 70s. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like all these years later, they're still pretty popular toy amongst kids. And
Speaker: but they're still relatively cheap. You know what I mean? Like a lot of toys, you go look at Nerf guns or, or, or even like, you know, Marvel's huge. So, so you go and you look at like the Marvel action figures and some of them motherfuckers are like $20 goddamn dollars. And it's like, but why? They're not, they're barely posable. Yeah. Yeah. Like, uh, I remember we bought, uh, Kevin some, some, uh,
Speaker: action. They're like 12 inch tall action figures but their legs move but their elbows don't. It's like oh that's annoying. And they're like 10. Cash has got a whole yeah. Cash has got a whole bunch of those. He's got like every fucking marble action figure.
Speaker: And again, it's like, ah, that's cheap. And he likes them. So, you know, granted they're $10, but it's still relatively cheap. Yeah. So, you know, we, all the time, I still, I mean, every time if we're in Walmart and there's one that cash doesn't have, then, then we're, we're, we're getting it for him. But he's got all pretty much every Marvel character from all the Marvel movies. Right.
Speaker: Yeah. Um, she's literally sitting here waiting at the front side of the phone and I'm like, you know, nobody can see her. But then he's also got, you know, a bunch of DC characters. I think he's got the entire Justice League, except Wonder Woman. And it's not that he doesn't want Wonder Woman, he just haven't found her because he's like, not just one Wonder Woman and I'll have the Justice League. And I'm like, Oh, and we just got to find her buddy. As soon as we can find her.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, but, but the one thing, uh, when, when my wife was pregnant with Kevin, I was like, I found out, you know, he was going to be a boy. And I was like, Oh, daddy's going to get some hot wheels. My son's just not a car freak like dad. And I'm like, damn it. Yeah. But, you know, uh, I don't know about you, but I still, when I go through Walmart or wherever and they got the Hot Wheels aisle, I still take a look.
Speaker: Oh, if I'm not with the kids, I still walk through the toy aisle period. Because just because, you know, I'm a big kid. And I've said it a lot. I've said it a lot throughout the years, you know, when I'm streaming stuff. I grew up on Toys R Us and I still stand firm to the Toys R Us credo. I'm a Toys R Us kid and I don't want to grow up, you know.
Speaker: There's a million toys that that I can choose from. From games, the biggest toy store there is. I don't exactly. I wouldn't be a Toys R Us kid. Boom. Mm hmm. I constantly will be out of nowhere. I'll just start singing that song. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. One commercials from our day that would play 400 times an episode of whatever you're watching. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. And I, you know, and being a dad and I got two boys, I'm like, man, I could still go buy these toys. It's okay. But actually, uh, I was telling my wife, I want to build a shelf downstairs above the kitchen archway that I just load up with Hot Wheels and model cars.
Speaker: I have one. I have one of a fifty. Hand me that fifty -five Chevy. I have this fifty -five Chevy that sits on a rack. Yeah. The doors open and all that stuff. This thing's cool as hell. Put it back. And uh forgot I had it and like I said, we're cleaning out the door box today and I was like, go put that on my speaker. That's why now. Go go go put that up.
Speaker: but I think this thing was like like eight bucks or no, it wouldn't have been. Yeah. I think it's like three dollars or something like that and I really had to think about do I really need it? But as a car freak, my dad's favorite car is a 55 Chevy. So, and being that it was a 55 Chevy on a lift that I could put up as a display, I couldn't pass it up. Yeah, exactly. Well,
Speaker: enough about about toy talk and nostalgia. Let's I've never been arrested before. But if I were to ever get arrested, I feel like this is what I would get arrested for. Okay, now we've
Speaker: We've hung out in Mexico tonight, you know, and not, not much is going on in Florida. I do have a Florida story, whether we get to it tonight or not. And this is beside the point, but I can get to that Saturday, but, uh, we're going to go to one of the places that we very rarely ever hear anything from. Probably you probably don't even know where it's at or what it is. What's that? We're going to go to, uh, suics falls, South Dakota. What say it again? Where?
Speaker: So, it's false. I probably said it wrong, but it's so he falls in it. No, it's so it's false. They they hard pronounce the X. OK, it's South Dakota or yeah. I swear to God. This this story cracks me up because if I was ever going to get arrested, this is what I would be arrested for. It says police. The headline is police finds Suics fall man drinking beer.
Speaker: inside it closed the bar. Yup. I can picture that being you. So, this is uh a uh Sooks and Falls man faces Burger Lee chart. Burger Lee. I can't say that. That's a hard word.
Speaker: I can't say it at all. Basically. Burglary charges. Yeah. Burglary. Yeah. Burglary. There we go. Got it. Burglary charges. Uh after police found him after hours in a bar drinking beer. Police say the fifty -five year old man was arrested at five thirty in the morning. Five thirty in the morning.
Speaker: Friday, the man was charged with, yeah, leave the man alone. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's happy hour for him. Yeah. The man was charged with first degree, burglary, and booked into the, uh, Manahaha County, uh, jail.
Speaker: The, uh, the Argus leader reports an alarm notified police of a possible occupant at the bar. Police said they found the man walking around the establishment, drinking a beer. Police were unsure how the man got into the bar, but they said, that's interesting. But they said forced entry was not a factor. So, I mean, he just, he might've passed out. Yeah. I was going to say more likely.
Speaker: The bartender called last call. He was passed out under a table or some shit. Woke up an hour or two later and nobody was gone. He was like, I just.
Speaker: Nobody's got nobody's there. He's like somebody gave me a beer. This is the worst service. I'll **** it. I'll get it myself. Hey, I was just kind of, I was just kind of moseying around and enjoying his beer and I feel like the cops are the bad guy in this situation. I do too. You know, this guy, this guy, he's minding his own business having a beer. Shazam! Yeah, Shel's sitting here trying to get on camera.
Speaker: but uh yeah, you know, there's twelve inch figures and Kevin actually has Shazam is the only one that's posable and he's like, no, this one's posable. Cash has that one. Cash has that one but yeah, I mean, you know, I feel, I feel, I feel like the cops should have just let him be. He wasn't hurting anything. He wasn't hurting anybody. He probably would have paid his tab. I was going to say, he probably would have paid his
Speaker: Yeah. Bartender shows up at like one o 'clock and he was like, yeah, where the fuck have you been? I've been trying to get a beer in this place. I had to do it myself. I'm not tipping any motherfuckers. And the cooler's off. What the fuck?
Speaker: Yeah. So, so I had, I had about 13 beers. How much is that? I got to pay my tab and go home. Yeah. I feel like he wasn't doing it. I feel like he wasn't doing anything wrong. I don't think it was malicious. I think, I think what you said he was, he actually got locked in the bar, which would be kind of cool. Don't fuck around with luck. Yeah. If you lock me in a bar, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker: Well, you locked me in a bar. You locked me in a bar. I'm popping the register. I'm getting quarters for days. I'm feeding the jukebox and I'm drinking my ass off. Face off. Yes. Yeah. And I'm in the whole time I'm on Snapchat. I'm locked in the bar where you at. I'm locked in the bar where you at. Actually, you know, like, shit, the cops are touching the Snapchat of that shit. Are you guys with a beer? I'm boxing.
Speaker: Just think of me as Tom Cruise in Cocktail. I'll flip a bar or bottles around and everything else. Forty of them are broke, but that's okay. Put it on my tab. I'm practicing. I'm practicing. You know, practice makes perfect. Yeah. You think Thomas Jefferson discovered electricity on the first try? Exactly. Don't judge me.
Speaker: Well, you know what Tom said when he invented the light bulb. They said, where are you discouraged? It took you 175 tries. And he said, no, I found out 175 ways not to do it.
Speaker: I love how you say Tom, like you guys are best friends. You guys hang out on the weekends and you guys like grill, hit the grill on Saturday. You know, Tom wants, Tom wants Toby.
Speaker: Tom, Tom once told me that, uh, you know, I learned, uh, how not to do something 175 times. That's like one of those motivational things that you hear. It's like when, when he invented the light bulb, he was asked what, where are you discouraged every, no, I learned 175 ways not to do it though. I just, I'm just, I don't know, man. I'm just curious to know.
Speaker: like some of these inventions and **** This is a beautiful thing about what we do and how we do what we do out of all the all these all these inventors and and whatnot who who made these amazing discoveries and this and the other thing. Oh my goodness. How many times did they **** themselves up when they failed?
Speaker: on an invention. Did Thomas Jefferson tie a metal rod to a kite 45 times and get struck by lightning 45 times? That's Ben Franklin. Oh, my bad. My bad. Ben Franklin. No, Thomas Jefferson invented the telephone, right? Yeah. No, that was Bell. It was Graham Bell.
Speaker: I'm all fucked up. That's why they call it mom. Do not Do not get your history lessons from nonsensical nonsense is what we learned tonight. Hey Look, you know what? I failed I failed three times, but I learned how when you answer the phone you say hello Well, you know what? You know what Alexander Graham Bell said when he answered when they first used telephone He said oh boy Oh boy
Speaker: We're all gonna just stare, we're all just gonna stare at Jeff while he looks off into the distance and gets yelled at by his wife. No, well, like I said, I have to walk the dog every once in a while and I forgot because we were putting away groceries and getting everything done. And now I have to - Yeah, it should be all right. Yeah, it should be all right. Tell your wife to clean up the poop. Yeah, right. But yeah, that's one of those random facts about weird things in history.
Speaker: a whole week was the first all the way
Speaker: I think the whole Benjamin Franklin Kite thing, I don't think, I think that's up to the myth. I have no idea. That seems like a really dumb way to do it. Exactly. It sounds like one of those things you hear, but I mean, if you've ever flown a kite and tried to hang something on a string, you already know that's not really easy. Well, I mean, it's easier than you think. That'd be like, that'd be like, if somebody was like. Apparently he hung a key from, and you can't really use like string because it's not conductable.
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know, as you're doing it, you're like, okay, what kind of wire do you use? Do they even have that kind of wire back today? And the first time he tried it, he was like, shit, this thing ain't working. My kite's been struck four times. That's because it, you know, has no metal in it.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's one of those things. Holy shit, that hurts. God damn. You've been laying on the floor. What the fuck? What is that? That'd be one of those things, because I'm sure this is bound to happen if it already hasn't happened. But some college or some university is going to do a study, and the government's going to give them millions of dollars for some jackass to be like, I wonder if piranhas give good blow jobs or not.
Speaker: Maybe you shouldn't be doing that. Well, I mean, there's there's some Well, you know, you know the story of Paul Revere, you know him riding a horse Saying no the British are coming where there's coming all that shit. Well, you realize that you know his Amazing ride was only like four miles
Speaker: But I mean the guy that brought him the news did like 40 miles But he gets the credit because he's a white guy. Why are you so hateful? Why are you hating? I'm not being hateful. This is not you summer summer She said She came in earlier said we were boring then she came in like a half hour ago said she's still bored Now she just came in again. She was like eight hours later. I
Speaker: How's the Kevin Holly show going tonight? Oh, that's right. You can't watch him unless you're on Twitch. Yeah. Good morning. We have never been banned. I love that guy to death. I don't know what's going on. I'm going to ask him what's going on. Because Holland hasn't, he's been doing the show solo for like the last three or four weeks. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know. Holland was in and out of the hospital. Something happened to her.
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Speaker: maybe you should switch to halves. This live stream. Like a smart person. I told I told him the same. Well, it's not even it's not even that. It's because much like you want Twitter, he uh let me go download Twitter. Much much like you with Twitter. He doesn't have he has no self control. It doesn't know how to be. It's the reason that I told you when you go on our Twitter page,
Speaker: speaking of social media, if you're not already, go give us a follow on all social media, not Cisco nonsense. But no, you told me not to go on our Twitter because I told you you could go on or yelling at people. But I told you you could go on on our Twitter page. But our Twitter, there's absolutely nothing political that's followed on our Twitter. It's all mainly podcasts.
Speaker: I will, I will fix that in about 30 seconds. Yeah. Well, like I said, I'm going to, I got a fried chicken working on some Instagram stuff. Uh, I have, uh, what? Well, I don't know what to tell you. Why are you telling me? Tell mom, my daughter's literally telling me what my son's doing. My wife's a little right there. I'm like, why are you telling me? But like, um,
Speaker: I have a few things that I wanna do. I got an app on my phone where I can do some design work and come up some cool logos and fun stuff. Well, like I said, it doesn't have to be logos unless I'm the other thing. I mean, you can pull. Well, pull clips. You're gonna unfollow us?
Speaker: that's not very supportive. Yeah, well, you can pull you can pull clips and pictures. Yeah, all that fun stuff pictures and whatnot. Uh I have a few ideas that I want to get done. I just like I said this past two weeks, I've been so crazy busy with getting everything organized. Because I made a mess of the
Speaker: And I'm literally still cleaning. I'm slowly reorganizing the entire house. So it's one of those things. I think when we moved in, we just kind of went, yep, we'll put this here, what's this here? And then the pandemic came and we were like, well, can't afford to do that now. So it's like constantly playing catch up. So.
Speaker: Yeah, fun stuff fun times. Yeah, exactly. Well, I do got I do I do want to I do want to touch on one thing out of Florida because you know, yes, it wouldn't be right. Not that wouldn't be Florida news. And and again, because I didn't know what was going on tonight, and I just automatically assumed that you were going to be my so I didn't pull the video.
Speaker: But there is a video, this has been all over the news everywhere. There was a gentleman down in Florida that was paddle boarding. I think he was paddle boarding or he had a kayak or whatever. And he was out doing his thing on the water or whatever. And an alligator slowly started approaching him while he was in the water.
Speaker: So he kind of stops what he was doing. And as the alligator got close to him, he basically essentially was like, he booped the alligator on the nose with his paddle. He just like, booped. Is that a word? Booped.
Speaker: Yeah, you like poop them on the nose. That's a word. Right. I know. I get what you mean by booped. I'm just I've never heard what doesn't go along with your story. But it's related to Mexico. Okay. The Mexican Mexico, the Mexican government is having a lottery doing a drawing. Okay, and the grand prize in this drawing is
Speaker: El Chapo's safe house. Nice. So the house, former drug kingpin, give it a hat. Words are hard. Drug kingpin, Joaquin, Joaquin, what the hell is his name? Joaquin. Joaquin. Joaquin El Chapo Guzman fled in 2014. What? Guzman?
Speaker: My bad. Whatever. Excuse me. It's Guzman. Guzzle's men. That's Jeff. El Guzzle's men. But El Chapo fled in 2014 when Mexican Marines had, I didn't even know y 'all had a Marine Corps. Really? Oh yeah.
Speaker: When Mexican Marines had them surrounded underwent some changes recently as the Mexican government prepared to give it away in a national lottery. So the surveillance cameras that covered every angle of the modest homes exterior were removed and the hole under the bathtub that El Chapo had slipped through to reach a network of tunnels
Speaker: uh was covered with concrete with concrete slab the uh associated person was given access to the property in a quiet um i'm not even gonna i'm gonna destroy this name cool neighborhood cool con oh cool whatever whatever
Speaker: Uh, neighborhood ahead of the lottery in recent weeks, in recent weeks, Mexico's institution to return stolen goods to the people known by its initials, the INDEP. Gave it a fresh coat of white paint inside and out, and it tiled over the spot in the bathroom where the tub and the tunnel entry point had been president, uh, Andreas Manuel Lopez.
Speaker: has been talking up the lottery of seized properties
Speaker: but gave no mention to the history of this particular house. An expansion home in one of the Mexico City's swankiest neighborhoods in a private box at the famed Azteca Stadium have garnered more attention. So they're just giving away, so they're having a lottery and giving back to the people, apparently. And that made the news. El Chapo's
Speaker: in Mexico City. So, it's like and it's and since it's his, it would be in the swankiest of swank neighborhoods. Yeah. Because that dude had billions in cash. It's not like that. Yeah. This is you know, went to the same deposit box at night in the bank. Come on here. Let me drop off a couple hundred bucks. He would drop off a
Speaker: oh yeah exactly which means there could be there i mean if you got that house i would the first thing i would do is start tapping around the walls with a hammer just to check for that hole is because you start checking start checking for hollow spots one of these wives of of a a Mexican gangster they had they had a house that literally you could hit a button and the wall would open and it was just a room of cash completely hidden
Speaker: And she was like, if I needed money, I'm just going to grab a handful of cash. Hey, tell the queen of reggaeton to take it down to Notch or Three because we're in the middle of reporting a goddamn podcast. Thank you. Yeah. I was afraid it was going to show up. Oh, it was loud, dude. It was like drowning you out. Yeah. It's good to know how I can get that up. Yeah.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, they're like, so, so how do you enter the lottery? That's what I want to know because I'm assuming much like you enter any lottery, you just buy a ticket, you know, didn't really say in the article and just said, you know, I think that'd be really cool, especially a guy like me who enjoys houses with a history, whether good and or bad. Oh, yeah. Well, we talked about bones house. You want to talk about.
Speaker: Yeah, real life Capone Capone was a real guy Modern day modern day. Yeah So I I think that would be I think it would be really cool I mean not even it's just a win it just to say that this was but at the same time sell the fucker and
Speaker: But yeah, I was gonna say at the same time, because it is modern, it is recent, you know, it's only seven years. Would there be any concern of enemies of any sorts? That was my that was the first thing I thought of when you said it. I was like, you know, we're living under a rock for the last seven years. Exactly. Because
Speaker: Nobody holds a grudge like the cartel. Because I mean, a guy like me, you know, a guy like me who has a an array of weapons at his doorway, I'm down for that kind of business. But the normal average show, you know, the government did was check every nook, cranny, tap from the ball, being an hammer and tapped every millimeter of that. Oh, absolutely. Check. Because
Speaker: Like I said, especially being a safe house, which means probably under a dummy corpse in the first place, I'm guaranteed they pulled cash out of that place. Well, with it being 2021 and not 1773, I don't think they walked around the house with a ball peen hammer. There are plenty of - It could be a concrete house. Yeah, but there's, dude, they have equipment that you can -
Speaker: Yeah, they have cameras that you can look in a helicopter and see if there's bodies buried in the ground. I'm sure they have something modernized, even though it is Mexico still, I'm sure they have something modernized that they could use and do a scan of the walls in the house without destroying anything. Yeah, I'm sure that x ray every millimeter of the house because, like I said, I watched an interview, my wife was watching it. And I was like, Holy shit, because it had English subtitles,
Speaker: and this girl was saying that, you know, her, her husband, who was a former cartel, they had a, they had a house where you could literally go up to a certain part of the wall, touch it, and the wall, the wall would open, secret passion style, and it was just a room filled with cash. And I was like, oh, like king size, bed size, just like, instead of the frame, it was, it was cash. Yeah, exactly. Can I sleep on that?
Speaker: Well, uh, speaking, speaking, why we're hanging out in Mexico and whatnot, uh, every year they, they, there's actually a, uh, national, uh, toy hall of fame. So every, every year they induct toys into the hall of fame. Okay. One of the, and I'm not going to go through the whole list of toys that are being on the list for this year, but, um, one of the toys that's leading, uh,
Speaker: the finalist is uh Peñones. No **** Yeah. I didn't know that was a toy but you know, I wouldn't necessarily consider it a toy. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I've never thought of it as a toy. But they also have, I don't know how well, I don't know how good this this group of finalists is because they also have sand in that group. Oh, the sand. I don't know. It's just
Speaker: they're running out of toys to put in the hall of fame so that was just like they're running out of toys because well i know i know hot wheels is in that i was probably one of the first to go in yeah well cabbage patch the cabbage patch dolls are are are in that list this year which i'm kind of surprised that that they're not already in there yeah that would have been well it says
Speaker: uh is this is uh the cabbage patch dolls are the finalists but also above the finalists being considered for the november uh induction are five competitive games battle battleship risk the settlers of cotan which i've never heard of ma ma zhong ma zhong and billiards uh as well as the pinata american girl dolls masters of the universe motherfucking heat man hell yeah and uh fisher price corn popper
Speaker: I don't know what the **** that is either. I think that's that little toy that you like. I think that's that little toy that you like push. And it's got the balls inside of it. It's got like a little. Yeah, I know what you're talking about with it. Yeah, they get the little kids used to when they walk. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, it's for battleship and he man. I'm down for both of those. Oh, absolutely. Risk. I never understood risk.
Speaker: It's I never understood even now. Well, it's it's basically you can conquer the world. Yeah. But it says the the 2021 final finalist were pulled from thousands of nomination. The National Toy Hall of Famers each year. Anyone can nominate a toy and a panel of experts along with input from the public vote vote in the three to be inducted. OK, so that explains a lot. They only induct three a year. OK.
Speaker: Um, the 74 previous honorees have run the gamut, uh, from the simplest cardboard box and stick. When you buy your kid a really expensive gift, gift, they're going to play with a box. So yeah, I mean, it literally says, it literally says from the simplest, a cardboard box and a stick to the ground break in Atari, 2 ,600, uh, universally known checkers. The game they used to play back in the day would, uh,
Speaker: in the back of the old west where they an iron wheel and a stick. It's in there. Yeah, exactly. Well, there's a there's a show on Netflix that's uh it's called the toys that made us. Oh, I have seen. I haven't watched it but I've seen the documentary series. I haven't really got they they have also a movies that made us really cool but uh they talked about Hot Wheels and
Speaker: The only reason Hot Wheels are as good as they are is because of guitars. Because of what? Guitars. The Hot Wheels, the company Mattel that makes Hot Wheels, originally they were going to make little ukulele style guitars, right? And I don't, and I'm probably going to butcher this, but they basically, they,
Speaker: They realized that the market for the little ukuleles and stuff wasn't going to go. So they had all these guitar strings laying around and they started making Hot Wheels and the axles of Hot Wheels were made out of guitar strings. Those guitar strings. Oh, that's why they roll so well on that track because that orange track, that shit's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker: I know my buddy my buddy Kevin his him and his wife they've got a little boy and they've got into the Hot Wheels and there's been a few times where she's posted Snapchats or whatever where they they've built tracks coming from the coming down the stairs and all this other. Yeah. My son and I were actually discussing Hot Wheels the other day. He he he has a GI Joe that he claims looks like me when I was younger when I had my hair blonde used to wear cargo pants all the time.
Speaker: He's like, this looks like you. And I'm like, no, it doesn't. But he's like, did you ever play with GI Joe's? I said, no, I always had Hot Wheels. And he's like, so you had a bunch of orange track? I was like, no. I literally would just play with Hot Wheels as them as themself. Yeah, well, that's what that's what Cash does. I mean, because because I've asked you before if he wanted like traction stuff like that. He's like, no, because he loves his Hot Wheels and like his monster trucks. You know, you got.
Speaker: hot wheels became my cigarettes. Like now, I can always have a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. Back in the day, I used to have hot wheels in my pocket because you know, you know, you go to like the like a laundry mat when you're a kid and you're sitting there and you're like, fuck, I'm bored. Well, I pull out hot wheels and start driving around. Yeah, you're driving around everywhere. Driving across tables, driving across
Speaker: Well, I remember, um, I had a buddy of mine that I'd go, we'd go, you know, do a night over like six and 10 and stuff like that. And I'd spend the night at his house and we would, we would take the hot wheels and split them up and play demolition derby where you literally roll your hot wheels across the concrete and try to crash into each other. Whoever's car flips over loses the car and try to beat that one. Oh, we love it. I mean, you want to talk about hours of fun. Holy shit.
Speaker: And you get that uneven concrete that's got basically potholes in it. Sometimes your car doesn't even make it across that. You're like, shit, I lost. Yeah, 100%. But the other day, so my soon to be ex -wife, she's helping in front of there. He's getting ready to move out of his house. He's been in his house. He bought it back in 1981.
Speaker: you know, his wife just passed away recently and whatnot. He's trying to move a little bit closer. It was good. So, you know, 40 years of, you know, when you live in a house for 40 years, stuff adds up. Oh yeah. You accumulate a lot of stuff. So, so they've been helping him for the last three years. And I'm like, where are we going to put all this shit? No, trust me. Two years. When, when I was
Speaker: going through everything at the house in Charleston before I moved back home to Ohio. And I took nine or 10 truckloads of shit to the dump. I was like, where did all this shit come from? But yeah, but anyways, so anyways, you know, they're
Speaker: They're helping him, uh, he's an older gentleman, so he can't do a lot of things. So they're, they're helping them get everything cleared out and they're packing stuff up and taking stuff to Goodwill and blah, blah, blah. And, uh, I guess, I guess the other day cash came across, um,
Speaker: some toys and whatnot that were his sons when his son was a kid and he got this Michelangelo uh from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a little action figure that he brought over here and he was like dad look at this Ninja Turtle and I was like wait a minute let me see that and and I was like I had him
Speaker: And Cash was like, what? And I was like, this was when I was a kid. I had him. I said, where did you get this from? And he was like, oh, you know, it was in the box. And he and I'm not going to say the bad thing, but it was like he said I could have it. It was his sons. And I was like, dude, I had this same exact.
Speaker: Ninja Turtle when I was about your age and he was like, are you serious? I was like, yeah, I had all of them, man. So that was like, it was really cool. And it was like a, you know, cause he likes the Ninja Turtles. So he got home and he's got a few Ninja Turtles here. And he went in his room and was digging through stuff to find his turtle. And he found his turtles out here and was playing with them and everything. And I was just like, that is so cool because I remember when I was like, it just like the, it's not something
Speaker: Yeah, it's not something that you think about all the time. But when I seen him playing with it, like those memories came like flooding back. And it was like, man, I remember, I remember having that same exact Ninja Turtle when I was about his age and playing with it just like he is right now. So I'm just hanging out, being annoying to my parents, probably, and playing with my Ninja Turtle.
Speaker: Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, uh, I remember my grandmother used to have a friend that lived a couple of hours away and she had an antique store and people would go in and drop off all these hot wheels when, when, you know, as their kids got older and they would just drop off and she could sell them. And every time we would go, we'd go like three or four times a year with grandma to go visit this friend of hers.
Speaker: And every time we go, the lady would allow me to take four or five hot wheels. She'd just take whichever one you want. And I'd spend the entire day we were there searching through, well, do I want this one? Do I want this one? And I had the entire set of the Dukes of Hazzard from that box of like 400 fucking hot wheels. And I'm like, oh, I want this set this time.
Speaker: And my collection, oh my God, my collection was retarded. Well, that's the crazy thing about Hot Wheels is that even after all this time, Hot Wheels are still super cheap. I mean, you can get a Hot Wheels car for less than a dollar. Oh, yeah. You can buy a. I think for like four or five years, when I was a young kid, if somebody asked me what I wanted for my birthday or Christmas, I always did the same thing, Hot Wheels.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, you can still go buy a pack of five or six Hot Wheels for less than five dollars. Oh, yeah. And I mean, it's crazy that that, you know, all these years later, it's still a super popular toy. Well, not unless they came out in the 70s. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like all these years later, they're still pretty popular toy amongst kids. And but they're still relatively cheap. You know what I mean? Like a lot of toys, you go look at Nerf guns or
Speaker: or, or even like, you know, Marvel's huge. So, so you go and you look at like the Marvel action figures and some of them motherfuckers are like 20 goddamn dollars. And it's like, but why? They're not, they're barely posable. Yeah. Yeah. Like, uh, I remember we bought, uh, Kevin some, some
Speaker: action. They're like 12 inch tall action figures but their legs move but their their elbows don't and it's like oh that's annoying and they're like cash has got a whole yeah cash has got a whole bunch of those. He's got like every fucking marble action figure.
Speaker: And again, it's like, ah, that's cheap and he likes them. So, you know, granted they're $10, but it's still relatively cheap. Yeah. So, you know, we, all the time, I still, every time, if we're in Walmart and there's one that cash doesn't have, then, then we're, we're, we're getting it for him. But he's got all pretty much every Marvel character from all the Marvel movies. Uh -oh. Right.
Speaker: Yeah. Um, she's literally sitting here waving at the front side of the phone and I'm like, you know, nobody can see me. But then he's also got, you know, a bunch of DC characters. I think he's got the entire Justice League, except Wonder Woman. And it's not that he doesn't want Wonder Woman, he just haven't found her because he's like, gosh, it's not Wonder Woman and I'll have the Justice League. And I'm like, oh, and we just got to find her buddy. I mean, as soon as we can find her.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, but, but the one thing, uh, when, when my wife was pregnant with Kevin, I was like, I found out, you know, he was going to be a boy. And I was like, Oh, daddy's going to get some hot wheels. My son's just not a car freak like dad. And I'm like, damn it. Yeah. But, you know, uh, I don't know about you, but I still, when I go through Walmart or wherever and they got the Hot Wheels aisle, I still take a look.
Speaker: Oh, if I'm not with the kids, I still walk through the toy aisle period. Because just because, you know, I'm a big kid. And I've said it a lot. I've said it a lot throughout the years, you know, when I'm streaming stuff. I grew up on Toys R Us, and I still stand firm to the Toys R Us credo. I'm a Toys R Us kid, and I don't want to grow up, you know?
Speaker: There's a million toys that that I can choose from. from games. The biggest toy store there is. I don't exactly. I wouldn't be a Toys R Us kid. Boom. Mm hmm. I constantly will be out of nowhere. I'll just start singing that song. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. One commercials from our day that would play 400 times an episode of whatever you're watching. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. And I, you know, and being a dad and I got two boys, I'm like, man, I could still go buy these toys. It's okay. It's okay because they're for my kids. You know, the next thing you know, you're hiding them. But I actually, uh, I was telling my wife, I want to build a shelf downstairs above the kitchen archway that I just load up with Hot Wheels and model cars.
Speaker: I have one. I have one of a fifty. Hand me that fifty -five Chevy. I have this fifty -five Chevy that sits on a rack. Yeah. The doors open and all that stuff. This thing's cool as hell. Put it back. And uh forgot I had it and like I said, we're cleaning out the door box today and I was like, go put that on my speaker. That's right now. Go go go put that up.
Speaker: But I think this thing was like, like eight bucks or no, it wouldn't have been. I think it was like $3 or something like that. And I really had to think about do I really need it? But as a car freak, my dad's favorite car is a 55 Chevy. So being that it was a 55 Chevy on a lift that I could put up as a display, I couldn't pass it up. Yeah, exactly. Well,
Speaker: enough about about toy talk and nostalgia. Let's I've never been arrested before. But if I were to ever get arrested, I feel like this is what I would get arrested for. Okay, now we've
Speaker: We've hung out in Mexico tonight, you know, and not, not much is going on in Florida. I do have a Florida story, whether we get to it tonight or not. And this is beside the point, but I can get to that Saturday, but, uh, we're gonna go to one of the places that we very rarely ever hear anything from. Probably, you probably don't even know where it's at or what it is. What's that? We're going to go to, uh, Suics Falls, South Dakota. What say it again? Where?
Speaker: So it's false. I probably should have said it wrong, but it's so he falls in it. No, it's so it's false. They they hard pronounce the X. OK, it's South Dakota or yeah. I swear to God. This this story cracks me up because if I was ever going to get arrested, this is what I would be arrested for. It says the police. The headline is police finds so it's fall man drinking beer
Speaker: inside it closed the bar. Yup. I can picture that being you. So, this is uh a uh Sioux Falls man faces Burger Lee chart. Burger Lee. I can't say that. That's a hard word.
Speaker: I can't say it at all. Basically, he he burglary charges. Yeah. Burglary. Yeah. Burglary. There we go. Got it. Burglary charges. Uh after police found him after hours in a bar drinking beer, police say the fifty -five year old man was arrested at five thirty in the morning. Five thirty in the morning.
Speaker: Friday, the man was charged with, yeah, leave the man alone. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's happy hour for him. Yeah. The man was charged with first degree, burglary, and booked into the, uh, Manahaha County, uh, jail.
Speaker: The uh, the Argus leader reports an alarm notified police of a possible occupant at the bar. Police said they found the man walking around the establishment, drinking a beer. Police were unsure how the man got into the bar, but they said, but they said forced entry was not a factor. So, I mean, he just, he might've had something got locked. Yeah, I was going to say more likely.
Speaker: The bartender called last call. He was passed out under a table or some shit. Woke up an hour or two later and nobody was gone. He was like, I just.
Speaker: I don't know what he's got. Nobody's there. He's like somebody gave me a beer. This is the worst service. I'll **** it. I'll get it myself. Hey, I was just kind of, yeah, he was just kind of moseying around and enjoying his beer and I feel like the cops are the bad guy in this situation. I do too. Yeah, this guy, this guy, he's minding his own business having a beer. Shazam! Yeah, Shel's sitting here trying to get on camera. Yeah, Cash has a couple of shazam.
Speaker: But uh, yeah, you know, 12 inch figures and Kevin actually has Shazam is the only one that's posable. And he's like, Oh, this one's posable. But yeah, I mean, you know, I feel, I feel, I feel like the cops should have just let him be. He wasn't hurting anything. He wasn't hurting anybody. He probably would have paid his tab. I was going to say he probably would have paid his tab when the bartender showed up.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bartender shows up at like one o 'clock and he was like, oh, where the **** have you been? I've been trying to get a beer in this place. I had to do it myself. Yeah. I'm not taking any mother ****
Speaker: Yeah. So, so I had, I had about 13 beers. How much is that? I got to pay my tab and go home. Yeah. I feel like he wasn't doing it. I feel like he wasn't doing anything wrong. I don't think it was malicious. I think, I think what you said he was, he actually got locked in the bar, which would be kind of cool. Don't fuck around with luck. Yeah. If you lock me in a bar, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker: Well, you locked me in a bar. You locked me in a bar. I'm popping the register. I'm getting quarters for days. I'm feeding the jukebox. And I'm drinking my ass off. My face off, yes. Yeah. And the whole time, I'm on Snapchat. I'm locked in a bar where you at. I'm locked in a bar where you at. Actually, they're like, shit, the cops are hatching the Snapchat of that shit. Are you guys with a beer? I'm boxing. Come on in.
Speaker: Just think of me as Tom Cruise in Cocktail. I'll flippin' bottles around and everything else. Forty of them are broke, but that's okay. Put it on my tab. I'm practicing. I'm practicing. You know, practice makes perfect. Yeah. Do you think Thomas Jefferson discovered electricity on the first try? Exactly. Don't judge me.
Speaker: Well, you know what Tom said when he invented the light bulb? They said, where you discourage that took you 175 tries. And he said, no, I found out 175 ways not to do it.
Speaker: I love how you say Tom, like you guys are best friends. You guys hang out on the weekends and you guys like grill, hit the grill on Saturday. And me and Tom, you know, Tom wants, Tom wants Toby.
Speaker: Tom, Tom once told me that, uh, you know, I learned, uh, how not to do something 175 times. That's like one of those motivational things that you hear. It's like when, when he invented the light bulb, he was asked what were you discouraged every, no, I learned 175 ways not to do it though. I just, I'm just, I don't know, man. I'm just curious to know.
Speaker: like some of these inventions and **** This is a beautiful thing about what we do and how we do what we do out of all the all these all these inventors and and whatnot who who made these amazing discoveries and this and the other thing. Oh my goodness. How many times did they **** themselves up when they failed?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Thomas Jefferson did Thomas. Yeah. Did Thomas Jefferson tie a metal rod to a kite forty five times and get struck by lightning forty five times. Or Ben. Oh my bad. My bad. Ben Franklin. No Thomas Jefferson invented the telephone. Right. Yeah. No. That was Bell as Graham Bell. But I'm all fucked up.
Speaker: That's why they call it Mall Bell. Do not get your history lessons from nonsensical nonsense is what we learned tonight. Hey, look, you know what, I failed. I failed three times, but I learned. You know how when you answer the phone, you say hello. Well, you know what Alexander Graham Bell said when they first used the telephone? He said ahoy. Ahoy.
Speaker: is there an explanation behind that or is it
Speaker: We're all going to just stare. We're all just going to stare at Jeff while he looks off into the distance and gets yelled at by his wife. No, well, like I said, uh, I have to walk the dog every once in a while. And I forgot because we were, my groceries are getting everything done. And now I have to be all right. Yeah, it should be all right. I have to clean up the poop. Yeah, right. But, uh, but yeah, that's one of those random facts about weird things in history.
Speaker: I think the whole Benjamin Franklin Kite thing. I don't think, I think that's a good myth. I have an idea. That seems like a really dumb way to do it. Exactly. It sounds like one of those things you hear, but I mean, if you've ever flown a kite and tried to hang something on a string, you already know that's not really easy. Well, I mean, it's easier than you think. That'd be like, that'd be like, if somebody was like. Apparently he hung a key from, and you can't really use like string because it's not conductable.
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know, as you're doing it, you're like, okay, what kind of wire do you use? Do they even have that kind of wire back today? And the first time he tried it, he was like, shit, this thing ain't working. My kite's been struck four times. That's because it, you know, it has no metal in it. Yeah. You know, well, it's one of those things.
Speaker: I'm sure this is bound to happen if it already hasn't happened, but some college or some university is going to do a study and the government's going to give them millions of dollars for some jackass to be like, I wonder if piranhas give good blow jobs or not.
Speaker: I don't think it's something that you should, uh, maybe you shouldn't be doing that. Well, I mean, there's, there's some, well, you know, you know, the story of Paul Revere, you know, him riding a horse saying, no, the British are coming. Well, you realize that, you know, his amazing ride was only like four miles. But I mean, the guy that brought him the news did like 40 miles.
Speaker: but he gets the credit because he's a white guy. Why are you so hateful? Why are you hating? I'm not being hateful. This is not you Summer. Summer. She said she came in earlier, said we were boring and then she came in like a half hour ago and said she's still bored. Now she just came in again and she was like eight hours later.
Speaker: How's the Kevin Holly show going tonight? Oh, that's right. You can't watch him unless you're on Twitch. Yeah. Good morning. We have never been banned on Facebook. I love that guy to death. I don't know what's going on. I'm going to ask him what's going on. Because Holland hasn't, he's been doing the show solo for like the last three or four weeks. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know. Holland was in and out of the hospital. Something happened to her.
Speaker: Holland Holland Holland Holland Holland Holland something like that but um but yeah he's been doing the show solo yeah just fucking everything is fucking hard um but uh something she hasn't been she hasn't been doing very well health wise and he's been doing the show solo so and I know he's been on twitch the last couple few weeks because he can't get on facebook right now so
Speaker: you know, maybe you should switch to this live stream. Like a smart person. I told I told him the same. Well, it's not even it's not even that. It's because much like you want the Twitter, he uh let me go download Twitter. Much much like you with Twitter. He doesn't have, he has no self control. It doesn't know how to be. It's the reason that I told you
Speaker: speaking of social media, if you're not already, go give us a follow on all social media, not Cisco nonsense. But no, you told me not to go on our Twitter because I told you you could go on or yelling at people. But I told you you could go on on our Twitter page. But our Twitter, there's absolutely nothing political that's followed on our Twitter. It's all mainly podcasts.
Speaker: I will, I will fix that in about 30 seconds. Yeah. Well, like I said, I'm going to, I got a fried chicken working on some Instagram stuff. Uh, I have, uh, what? Well, I don't know what to tell you. Why are you telling me? Tell mom, my daughter's literally telling me what my son's doing. My wife's a little right there. I'm like, why are you telling me? But like, um,
Speaker: I have a few things that I wanna do. I got an app on my phone where I can do some design work and come up with some cool logos and fun stuff. Well, like I said, it doesn't have to be logos and this and the other thing. I mean, you can pull. Well, pull clips. You're gonna unfollow us?
Speaker: that's not very supportive. Yeah, well, you can pull you can pull clips and pictures. Yeah, all that fun stuff pictures and whatnot. I have a few ideas that I want to get done. I just like said this past two weeks, I've been so crazy busy with getting everything organized. Because I made a mess of the house that week I built the kitchen.
Speaker: And I'm literally still cleaning. I'm slowly reorganizing the entire house. So it's one of those things. I think when we moved in, we just kind of went, yep, we'll put this here, what's this here? And then the pandemic came and we were like, well, can't afford to do that now. So it's like constantly playing catch up. So.
Speaker: Yeah. Fun stuff. Fun times. Yeah, exactly. Well, I do got, I do, I do want to, I do want to touch on one thing out of Florida because, you know, it wouldn't be right not to visit Florida. And, and again, because I didn't know what was going on tonight and I just automatically assumed that you were going to be at my A. Um, so I didn't pull the video.
Speaker: But there is a video, this has been all over the news everywhere. There was a gentleman down in Florida that was paddle boarding. I think he was paddle boarding or he had a kayak or whatever. And he was out doing his thing on the water or whatever. And an alligator slowly started approaching him while he was in the water.
Speaker: So he kind of stops what he was doing and as the alligator got close to him, he basically essentially was like, he booped the alligator on the nose with his paddle. He just like, booped. Is that a word, booped?
Speaker: Yeah, you like boop him on the nose. That's a word. Right. I know. That's a word. I get what you mean by booped. I've just, I've never heard it. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. So he, he, he, he booped him on the nose and he was like, whoa, you see there big boy. Like that was his exact words. The first thing that came out of my mind, my mouth.
Speaker: Those were basically his exact words. You couldn't be any more Florida than that. You just notched a lot, like boop an alligator on the nose and go, oh, you can get a big guy. Easy there, big boy. And he did it in alligators.
Speaker: Yeah, the alligator was like, oh, my bad, and just slam on about his business in the other direction. That's one of those stories that if you happen to you and me, if it happened to me and I told you this, you'd be like, bullshit. But in Florida, everybody's like, yep, done that last week too. Yep, it's Tuesday, right? Yeah, I'm booping alligators.
Speaker: Yeah. Calm down there, fella. Calm down there, chief. Calm down there, chief. Go away. Well, yeah. And I'm thinking if I was an alligator, I'm legitimately a living, breathing fucking dinosaur. If you just boot me on my nose and was like, whoa, easy there, big fella. I would fucking eat you.
Speaker: I would eat you slowly so that you were awake. I'd like to take your foot off and I'd take the hand off just so you'd be awake, you know, for as long as I possibly could keep you awake. Not only because, not just because I was an alligator, but the simple fact that you just booped me on the nose nonchalantly and it was like.
Speaker: Yeah, you're gonna boot me and disregard me like I'm yesterday's trash. I'm about to eat you I'm about to eat the shit out of you You know, I told you I watch those cube videos and I saw one and I thought of you This family was having a wedding And that's not what made me think of you during the wedding they're they're having it in a it's like
Speaker: almost like a barn style, farm style fence, not a picket fence, just three, barely able to keep out a cow. And a little black bear decided he wanted some fucking cake, climbed over the fence and was sitting at one of the tables when everybody came to the reception. Oh, no.
Speaker: And then the clip ended and I was like see if that would have happened at Chris's wedding you go over them punch It was like I'm gonna fight a fucking pair Like so what'd you do for your wedding? Well, we did this but the best part was when I fought a bear
Speaker: Yeah. Don't let a fucking bear show up at minus or his wedding. Cause like, it's already going to be a good day. Cause you know, I'm buried. My best friend I've buried the, you know, the woman I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. And you know, somebody, she makes me happy and I look forward to waking up every day with her. But then a bear shows up and I get to fight said better. Yeah.
Speaker: Like, maybe I love you, but this day just got so much better. I get to fight a bear. Everybody in the video is freaking out because there's a bear and there's just one guy standing over the corner just looking at it. And I'm like, that's Chris. He's going to go over there and punch that bear. But the video ended. It went on to the next clip. And I was like, now see, I guarantee you if something, their battery died or something, because that guy would have been like, I'm going to fuck this bear up.
Speaker: Looks like a guy had been drinking too. Like, hey, what's going on, little Blackberry? How you doing? You came up to the wrong wedding. Because I've been waiting for this moment. Now we give him a little push. Whoa, what the hell? There we go. Give him a little push, see what he's... My, uh...
Speaker: Like you said, you know, it wasn't very big. I mean, it literally looked like a fat kid. That's what I said, man. I guess what I said specifically, specifically the black bears.
Speaker: My volume did that thing again where your audio went real low and I wasn't going to tell you I was just going to fix it.
Speaker: like I don't I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to dick with no polar bear because I watched a video today where a polar bear literally went into the fucking ocean and grabbed a beluga whale he grabbed a beluga whale out of the goddamn ocean and drug it up on the land and ate that motherfucker I'm like oh you gotta send me that I want to see that
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, you know, I've seen some grizzly bears, fucked some shit up and I know what that bear did to Leonardo DiCaprio and the relevant. I didn't even watch that movie, but I know that Leo got, got raped. But I saw clips of it going, damn, whatever kind of bear that was, much like the rape sneaks, I don't want to mess with the rape bears. I don't know what it was, but regardless of what they say, that better rape the shit out of Leo.
Speaker: Yeah. Leo. Leo went from having sex with Kate Winslet to getting prison raped by a bear. But I literally saw this clip and if I can, if I remember because I watched like four of them consecutively because I weird like that because some of them make you laugh so hard. You can't breathe. Yeah. But I saw that and I was like, everybody else is asleep in the house and I was like, that's going to be Chris's wedding of the bear shows up.
Speaker: they're drinking a beer just everybody else is scrambling and running away and this guy in the back got a beer and a beer sign going I got this. Well in our video it'd be summer going handing me a beer going you got this baby. You said you wanted this you got this. I'd be over in the corner going I got the video camera ready let's do this.
Speaker: battery's charged. Get a click. I got a hundred percent. Let's do this. Yeah. But it was it literally it's I don't know. I don't know officially if it was a wedding because I couldn't see. I mean everybody's dressed nice. The tables look right. But it literally time broke this three post fence and just started sitting at the table. Started going through glasses and dishes. I'm like somebody's going to **** that bear up. Yeah. Sorry little bear. I know you just wanted to join the party but you didn't get the invite.
Speaker: The only invite you got was to catch these fucking hands. But I literally, as soon as I seen this bear show up on video, I was like, oh, Chris would totally fuck that thing up. It literally looked like a fat kid in a fur coat. I told you, as I told you, I specifically said the black bears are not very big bears and I feel like I could take them. Yeah, this is literally like
Speaker: a 15 -year -old kid in a fur coat that was seriously overweight. Yeah. And like I said, as I learned from that other video, you can simply kick a bear in the dick and he reacts much like we do. So that kind of gives me hope for grizzly bear. If a grizzly bear ever runs up on me, not that I want to fight a grizzly bear. That's where Leo fucked up. He should've fucking speedbagged that dude's balls and made it fun.
Speaker: Not that I want to fight a grizzly bear, but if a grizzly bear wanted to smoke, then I'll kick him in his fucking dick and be like, what's up, bro?
Speaker: I'm like, you're running. Watch the record. But for the rest of your life, like, yeah, I beat the shit out of a fucking Rizzo though, but nobody would believe you. No, we've seen that movie with Leo get fucked up. You're like, no, I fucking beat a grizzly bear. Sure you did. That's why I roll up like The Rock in that Hercules movie. Was it Steve Buscemi that was in that movie? No, it wasn't Steve Buscemi.
Speaker: Have you seen that The Rock, the Hercules movie with The Rock? No. The beginning, I don't think it's Steve Buscemi, but I don't know why I just instantly thought of Steve Buscemi because it would be like a perfect role for him. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. The beginning, that's actually a really good movie. That's actually a really good rock movie.
Speaker: much much oh no I was thinking of Steve Buscemi and Desperado because um because he's genius in it well yeah
Speaker: uh but it the beginning of the Hercules movie with the rock starts the same way there's a guy and he's but but he's in a in a jail or whatever and he's telling this story and all the guards are like oh whatever blah blah blah well when the rock shows up the last story that they tell or that he tells is basically where one of his many stages to prove himself
Speaker: was where he had to fight this lion and it was some great mystical lion blah blah blah and and then he gets done telling the story and all the guards are laughing at him and they're like oh I don't never have him blah blah blah and then it shows the rock it was like the silhouette of the rock shows up and we all know how
Speaker: Yeah, and he's wearing a lion skin. He's wearing the lion, and the head comes over his head, and it was like, oh. Like James Jones coming to America. Yeah, and it was like, oh, that's me, where I tell the story about. You're telling the story about the one time.
Speaker: You're telling the story about how I fought the bear at my wedding and everybody's like, I didn't fight no bear that I didn't walk into the room. I would say, I would say notchalantly walk into the room, but it would probably be more, stumble it into the room with a bear in my hand.
Speaker: with a bear wearing a bear. Slashing your beer in the glass. I turn into Peter Griffin? What the hell? Yeah, exactly. That's how I picture you fucking hammer.
Speaker: I love how your image I love how your image of me completely wasted is Peter Griffin slash with the 1920s
Speaker: The bear wanted a fight, see, and I gave him a fight. I said, you'll never take me alive, see.
Speaker: Oh my god. Well, Aaron's feeling well, okay. Well, Aaron Aaron still fuck A. Ron still fucking hates Kevin. He just comes in, comes in so late into the show. He's like fuck Kevin. We're talking about me being drunk wearing a bear skin and you're like fuck Kevin.
Speaker: where I would literally like, Chris, just give me a little patch of it. I just want to be like, I fought the bear too. Basically, basically, basically you describe me as, as a manlier version of Bert Kreischer. You're like shirtless with a bear skin.
Speaker: drunk shirtless, but you had a bear skin on from the bear that you fought. The title is episode drunk shirtless wearing a bear skin. Manly Bert Chrysler. I don't know. That Russia mafia story that he tells. Holy shit. I'm putting it.
Speaker: Uh uh uh manly Bert Kreischer and I'm tagging him. Just so Bert can be like, what the fuck? I'm manly. Calm down, Bert. You know, out of all the celebrities I'd like to be known as like, if I randomly became a celebrity, I would not want to be Bert. Because I'm literally known as the party guy. And I'm not the party guy.
Speaker: because you know party guy right here goes somewhere. They're like have fourteen fifteen thirty -five fucking beers and I'm like god damn. I don't feel like tonight. I drink only thirty -five. I can only have thirty -five. That's you. I only. Yes. Only.
Speaker: Yeah, 35. I mean, you barely let my whistle, but okay. I guess. You want me to lay down on the floor naked throwing up? Okay. I guess I'll drink. Jeff, you're like a shoe. I'll take 30. Which hospital? Yeah. Which hospital am I going to tonight?
Speaker: I'll drink three and a half beers and being hammered. I think if I drink 35 beers in a single night, I would end up, I'd have alcohol boys and as we've discussed, I don't really drink that much anymore. Yeah, I like that. I would like to say that I have one story from when I drank 20 or 35 beers, but
Speaker: Yeah, I have multiple stories where I've drank probably that many beers and Jeff Daniels and whatever else. They sell the case of beers, 24 beers in a case. If I bought a KC 24, it would last me like three minutes. Where you would be like, so what else we're going to drink this weekend? Yeah, right.
Speaker: I actually, I'm thinking about buying a case of beer on my way home from work Friday because Bud Light does the official NFL like, like they're like the beer sponsor or the NFL sponsor. So they do all 32 teams and not that you can see it. I'll send you, I'll send you a picture of it when we get done here, but they brought out the, the football beer. Well,
Speaker: Well, it's got, it's the labels that have the teams on it. While today I stopped at a gas station to grab a couple beers on my way home and a terrible, mortally, what are you talking about? A run. But they've got a 24 pack of 16 ounce aluminum cans and they all have Bud Light and I got to send you this bottle.
Speaker: Um, mortally terrible show. I don't know by a run. Are you saying our show is terrible or I don't know what's going on. But, uh, this year's bottles actually look really cool, but it's got like, beware the dogs. We want more, uh, double pound, all kinds of cool stuff on it, but they've got a 24 pack at this gas station. Uh, so Friday on my way home from work, I'm gonna, I'm gonna grab one.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm going to drink it all Saturday. There's a there's a I need beer for Sunday around that a while back. I don't remember what I think it was. Paps had a 99 pack of beer. Oh no, it was a 90. I don't know. I don't know but it's like six foot long and it's like no honey. I'm just picking up a small pack of beer. It's the me. I'm just picking up a small pack. It's a 99 pack.
Speaker: last me a year. Yeah, exactly. I'd have to, I'd have to like, have all my neighborhood, my entire neighborhood come over to help me drink it. Like, hey, I bought the beer. I do. I do. I don't know if A .A. runs still in here or not, but I do want to say something real quick. Yeah. This is, this is not going to be the place where
Speaker: You shit on us. People coming shit on, shit on, shit on Kevin. I love Kevin to death. That is my guy. I know I pick fun of him. I make fun of him. I pick on him a lot and I, and I say dumb shit, but I do it in a joking manner. Yeah. Love. So to speak.
Speaker: you know, I, I have always supported Kevin. I've always supported his show. I always will. I did not intentionally do our show, um, on Wednesday to go against him or anything like that. It's just what worked out best for us. We literally like Wednesday is a good day. Yeah. And then the thought was, oh shit, Kevin does his own Wednesday. Yeah. So I don't know. You have your issues with Kevin, but.
Speaker: I just don't want this to become the place where, where we come and shit on other podcast hosts because I don't want to be known as that guy unless they do something. Yeah. And let's say, and let's say do something incredibly horrible and then they deserve to be shit on. Like I said, I do. I love Kevin to death. Um, you know, I poke fun at him. I take jabs and, and, and whatnot, but at the end of the day, that's my guy and I will always support him.
Speaker: No, I mean, even with all his crazy conspiracy podcast that that people want to shit on. I mean, that's that's not what we're doing. We don't we don't want to be that podcast that everybody comes in and goes, you know, mysteries of the deep is that's a shitty podcast. You know, who cares? You know, everybody's got the format. And I'm sure people want us to go. These guys are retarded. But we know we are. So they are. Well,
Speaker: If you want to sit on us elsewhere, I don't really give a rat's ass. Hopefully the host of those. Yeah. Hopefully the host of that show will say, Hey, uh, so, so don't like you. And I'll be like, okay, well, as, as Rocky said, you know, I got 10 haters. I've got a hundred people that like me. Well, uh, as cat Williams says, if you got a hundred haters, you need to figure out how to get by 200 by the end of the year, because that means we're still listening. Yeah.
Speaker: I just don't want to be that. I don't want to put that vibe out there or anything like that because, you know, you and I come in here and we have fun and we joke around and, you know, we just randomly ran about whatever and, you know, we bust each other's balls and I...
Speaker: apparently have friended a lot of space in your head, which is fantastic. Every time you pop in my head, I'm charging like five bucks. So you owe me like this week.
Speaker: It's only Wednesday. Okay. Well, I mean, you can come and collect if you want, but it's probably not gonna, it's probably not gonna work out. As I told my dad when I was building the kitchen, I said,
Speaker: I told him, I said, you know, I don't have a jigsaw. He's like, I got three of them down in the basement. If you want to get one, I said, I'll be there in like 10 minutes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I can imagine. I can imagine you and the rest of the, uh, lollipop guild showing up. We're hearing a collect like, can I feel like, all right, I'm going to need, I'm going to need you six to get on each other's shoulders. The other 12 over there. Hold on a minute. I'll get to you guys.
Speaker: Now, you, now, you owe me, now, you owe me three times the amount that you came to collect because I just exerted a lot of energy for no reason. My wife and I, for no reason whatsoever, we started rewatching Raising Hope and they did a whole Wizard of Oz episode and at the end,
Speaker: they're all sitting on the couch and like, Hey, that wizard of ours movies on TV. You want to watch it? And they're like, well, we've tried to watch it like six times. We have a color TV. Why do we want you to want to watch a movie? It's black, white. We only make it five minutes into it. That's what she lands in Oz. It becomes color. They never make it that far. Yeah, exactly. Show cracks me. But and
Speaker: I think I'm gonna bring that up at that. That show is really funny. I like the dad in that show. He's in something else that I've watched. I was looking yesterday on IMDB, and unfortunately, none of them are really doing anything significant. They're showing up in episodes of other shows and stuff. But I was kind of just wondering if I found that none of them are really gotten anything else going. And I'm kind of like, fuck, man.
Speaker: The dad in that show is in. What is he in? Well, he he did and he did. Oh, he was. One nine nine. He's been in a couple of things that we've been watching like, holy shit, it's. You know, and. Oh, he's in. Yeah. He's in Deadwood. Oh, OK. That's right.
Speaker: That's actually a really good show dude. You got to watch it just because just because timothy ole offensive Yeah, you know the problem I have with timothy ole offensive is kind of a dick I would see him as a kind of a he one of those guys when you see him on on a show He's always plays the dick like he's an asshole no And like I I had that problem with uh, uh, what's his name the guy that played uh
Speaker: hammer in Ironman 2. Oh, yeah, that guy's always the day. No, Timothy, Timothy, Timothy Olafin said, well, he did he did a lot of rom coms, but he's in he's in justified, which is another really good show. Also, I haven't seen it. It's a it's a modern. It's a it's a yeah, but it's a modern day Western.
Speaker: Justifies them justified is a modern -day Western But it's in in Kentucky, it's in it's in like Harlan, Kentucky, Harlan County, Kentucky Okay, and he's a he's a he's a u .s. Marshal dude. I'm telling you if you watch it, you'll love it Deadwood is fantastic. It's a Western You'll love it all that pain I have the same problem you do as I'm watching like nine things right now
Speaker: Yeah, this is here. This is lies. The problem of having streaming services is, you know, we just finished Lucifer finally. Cause the new season came out and we've barreled through that in a day. Um, because it's something we watch as a family, but like I'm, I'm rewatching a designated survivor. I'm rewatching house of cards. I'm rewatching raising hope with the family. Uh, I'm trying to get through that nine 11 documentary series.
Speaker: that they just put up on Netflix. But it's so slow. It's got a wicked slow build up. Yeah. Deadwood, Oliphant plays
Speaker: uh Seth Bullock which in the in the wild west days he was a sheriff a deadwood uh politician guy like he's he's he's a he's a big name in in the wild west okay so like not like the exact opposite of the stability of the kid he's known but well yeah one of the good guys
Speaker: Well, yeah, anyway, like, yeah, he deadwoods is really good. It's got like I said, if you give it a give it a watch, it's a little bit of a slow burn, but it's really good and justified is awesome. Well, I like I said, and it's got and it's got I'll put it on my list of shit to watch. Justified. Justified has Walton Goggins in it.
Speaker: which that guy's another one of those. He's in **** everything. Right. Oh, what the hell? I'm trying to think of something. I feel like problem I have with watching **** like that is next thing I know, I want to go out and buy a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. I don't know about the cowboy boots. I I I watched. Get after it wider. I literally watched Pinky Blinders. I was like, I need to get me one of the
Speaker: That shows. Okay. So have you seen that? Have you seen the movie, the hateful eight bits and pieces? I think I've seen it. Um, but, uh, I think I only watched it once. Hmm. And I think I see him when it first came out. Okay. Have you seen, uh, if you see a man and wasp? Yeah.
Speaker: You remember when the chick who plays wasp? She goes into that restaurant or whatever, and she meets with that gangster guy. Okay. It was the first time that that ghost or whatever showed up. He drives that, he rides in that white Escalade and gold rims. Yeah, that's Walton Geiger. What a tacky piece of shit car.
Speaker: Yeah, that's Walton Goggins who's in fucking I know that guy. Yeah, he's he's in justified and he's like the main antagonist. Nice. I love that dude. Yeah, that dude plays a dick as well, but he's likable dick. Like Timothy. Yeah, exactly. He plays a guy where you just no matter what he is, I look at him like I want to punch this dude in the face where that but he doesn't play a lot of
Speaker: I hope it was also in screen for 500. But he does. He's done some romp. He's done some romp. But at least and he's what I've heard on set. He's kind of a dick. He was in. He was a guy. Was he really. Yeah. He played the bad guy and die hard with the one with Justin Long.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, live free and die hard. Yeah, the bad one. Well, the the second bad one. The one in Russia at uh not Russia. We're the one in where it takes place. Yeah, it takes place in Russia.
Speaker: Well, they had the one that was Sam Elliott was in and, you know, Bruce Willis had to go where the sign that said, I hate black people and like a black community. Sam Jackson. You said Sam. Oh yeah, Sam Jackson. Sam Elliott. I'm literally thinking about Sam Elliott. Yeah, that was my bad. I fucked that up. That's another guy. That's another guy that's in a lot of things is Jeremy Irons. Yeah, he's in everything.
Speaker: Holy shit. But yeah, no, I'm all fans in that San Clarita diet. It's on Netflix. Yeah. Drew Barrymore. Yeah, I've seen it. I watched it. It's good. So it's the I liked it. I enjoyed it. I liked it. I enjoyed it. It was my wife and I watched it. We binged the shit out of it. But I was kind of disappointed with the ending. We were talking about I love Drew Barrymore. I like it. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I love Drew Barrymore. We're talking about how the ending of Lucifer was so good and other shows just, they shit the fuck up the ending. Well, that's what stopped me from watching Sopranos because I knew the ending. It was like, I don't want to watch Sopranos, but I know the finale and that's just... Yeah, well, the problem I had with the Sopranos was you still saw a shit ton of talking.
Speaker: there's no you think gangsters you're like oh this is gonna be some badass fucked up shit and it's just he's in a therapist office most of the time in the first season well it's behind the scenes you know it'll be like yeah well that's which is the concept i guess still i was just like uh i'm talking already beat somebody's well i mean that's all reason no joke man i cannot get past that scene and
Speaker: I think it was, uh, you know, I always confuse them. I don't know. I think it was casino where they took Joe Pesci and his brother out in the middle of the desert, cornfield. No, and they made him dig his own fucking nose. Like, yeah. And then they beat him to death with ball bats. Oh my God. Yeah. And they don't even show it. They don't show it where Pesci puts that dude's head in a vice.
Speaker: And he cranks it. The guy's eye pops out and he's like, you made me pop out your eye for that motherfucker. When the guy finally talks, he's like, for that motherfucker. Was it? Was it? Especially the greatest line is, am I funny? Some kind of fucking clown. Oh my god. Good villain. Find me funny.
Speaker: He's the kind of guy I would have a beer with but I'd be wary the whole time Yeah, she's the kind of guy that I'm like if you don't settle your little ass the fuck down I'm gonna choke the shit out of you
Speaker: If I was a gangster, she's that guy that's like, but she's that guy where it's like, I'm just trying to have a few beers and enjoy my night. If you don't sit in your ass to fuck down, you don't have to worry about anybody. You go pick, you go start a fight with the wrong motherfucker. And I gotta get involved. And all I want to do is drink my beer and be happy. The funniest scene in Goodfellas is with Joe Pesci.
Speaker: They killed that guy. They got him in the trunk. They're eating at his mom's eyes. His mom, can I borrow this knife?
Speaker: Every time I every time I see Pesci, I just I don't think of like a you know, a tough guy or a made man I just think of the guy that all I want to do is drink beer and watch the football game and this fuckers trying to start fights with every fucking frat boy that comes into the bar and it's like exactly
Speaker: I'm gonna I'm gonna strangle you if you don't calm your little ass the fuck down. Let's go ahead and wrap up because it's Wednesday. And I still gotta Yeah, it's Wednesday. I got a ton of stuff to do tomorrow. Yeah, I gotta work tomorrow for my life. So
Speaker: I'm going to be sweating like a fake. I'm going to end this. I'm going to end this with a little rock lead love. But yeah, we're going to wrap this up. I appreciate you all listening. Chatter's box. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll sign up today. Actually, it's OK. I'm going to actually going to address what I just addressed earlier Saturday night at the beginning of the show, as long as you're OK with that, Jeff. Yes, please.
Speaker: We're going to wrap this up. I hope you guys enjoyed the show. If you're not already, check us out on social media, Instagram, the Facebook, the Twitter, the TikTok, the YouTube, the Twitch, all that jazz at nonsensical nonsense. Go give us a like and go give us a thumb and Jeff prefers two to three thumbs at once.
Speaker: Oh, there it is. Also, if you've got any bit of this live or or if you've stumbled upon this randomly and you like what you hear, go ahead and check us out. Forty episodes and we haven't even addressed that dude. Forty -one episodes deep, man. I know. My kids days, you realize I've been doing this for 20 weeks already. And it blows my mind. It doesn't feel like it.
Speaker: Yeah, but you get every single episode on Anchor, Google, Apple, Spotify. You hear all the episodes. You can come and listen while you're at work. Just hating your job and you can listen to two dummies talk about nothing and everything all at once. So go check us out there wherever you get your podcast jollies. Yeah.
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Speaker: Alexa. Yeah, there you go. Alexa. Follow nonsensical nonsense. There you go. Follow it. But yeah, like I said, check us out pretty much everywhere on social media and anywhere you get your podcast. Go give us a thumb and go give us a follow. Go get your jollies. And if you want to email us for any fucking reason sponsorship, you want to come on the show and hang out. Oh, you're going to try that again. The nonsensical nonsense podcast.
Speaker: I wasn't talking over to whatever. I wasn't talking over you much like your sex life you prematurely ejaculated. So we're gonna wrap this show up. Thank you guys. Thank you guys for listening. Much love. I'll be on the rest of your week. And we will see you Saturday night. Enjoy the sweet
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