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Speaker: What's going on everybody? It's Saturday. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. I'm Glick snapping at the peasants behind me. Don't mind me. Don't judge me.
Speaker: We got Tony D in the building. We got Jeffrey in the building. Yeah, we are. We got the big doll Mike in the building. Hopefully so far. I am out in coming to you guys live from Bigfoot country. So I don't know how well I'm going to hold up service.
Speaker: I'm searching for my, my real parents, if you will, my real family. Apparently I didn't have to have a discussion with them. I don't, okay. I don't have a blue shirt. My shirt is gray. Gentlemen. I think it's funny. He's the one that didn't wear.
Speaker: anything remotely close to blue, but where our period synced up. First of all, let me get in here, everybody. Tonight will be unofficial. Tonight will be off the chain. Let me just get this in here. Let me get it right. Let me get it right. Tonight's episode will be some serious shit. If you've never heard of it, Google it. Google it. I'm taking the background off, damn it. Where's Whose ugly mug?
Speaker: Thank you. We can see it now. Anyways. Google it. As I was trying to say. I was interrupted by the three Stooges. The three headed
Speaker: special needs monster in the room. Oh, Lord. No. Here we go. If you guys are not already, go ahead and check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. Join us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. Even if I'm in the middle of nowhere, I'm somehow still here. 6 p .m.
Speaker: on YouTube and Twitch, I think I said that, but you can also listen to us any place, anywhere, anyhow, on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at. All at nonsensical nonsense. Go ahead and give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen. And if you like what you hear, give us a share. We greatly appreciate that. Help us grow. Anyways, what the fuck is going on? As I said, I'm at my sister's cabin. It was kind of a spontaneous trip.
Speaker: She called me last night and was like, or yesterday morning, was like, hey, you got the kids this weekend? Yep. You want to come to the cabin? We're going to a pumpkin patch. I was like, hey, yeah, we'll come down. So the only thing I got to do is my show. But I'll try to run it there if I can. If I can, I'll leave three Stooges in charge. I was not going to lie. I'm a little bit nervous about. A little bit nervous about, but I do.
Speaker: I know you three first and foremost, some service. Yeah. I think that's some service and worst case scenario, Tony, you're going to love this. If I do have to drop down for a few minutes, there's a place down the road because as I said, she, this is in the middle of BFB. Like I'm looking out the window. I wish I could show you guys this drops down a hill.
Speaker: And there's a huge river that I'm looking at. It's beautiful. I love it out here. I love it out here. It's big foot country. And for those of you that are familiar with big foot or may watch big foot television shows, uh, this area is, is legitimately big foot country and has been on a lot of shows. But if for some reason my service starts acting up and this and the other thing, and I got to drop down. If I go a few minutes down the road, there's a place that they call the phone booth. Tony D guess where it's set.
Speaker: It's in a cemetery. I'm going to take my laptop and start walking around the cemetery. Oh, and to boot, and to boot, and to boot. Not a boot. Not a boot for the Canadians.
Speaker: Uh, there's a story around that cemetery that there's a witch's grave up there that is haunted. Nice. So we go there. I mean, if anything happens, you need to go there and tell us the story. That's what I said. I said the same thing. Just don't say Candyman five times. Oh, wait a minute. I just told you the story. But now, so if I start to have issues and technical difficulties, I told Jeff he's going to run the music because I get a delay every time I try to get anything.
Speaker: So I gave him the lineup list for the night. But yeah, like I said, if I start having issues, that's where I'm going to run the show from. I'm a cemeter. Before Slender Man gets your ass. Fuck Slender Man. I'm whooping his ass. Oh, we're going to find you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead and call us. Go ahead and call us. You're going to be out there with the guy and everybody else. Go ahead.
Speaker: I've been out there with all of them. We'll have them all on the show. It'll be a wild Saturday night. Have all kinds of guests. Well, let me tell you where I'm at. Let me introduce you to my good friend.
Speaker: Blaire Witch, say hello to everybody. Got Slender Man in the building. She comes up to the floor. Damn, what's good? The Hulk and Puck and Sister, too? Blaire Witch just comes up. How you doing? She can say hi to the, oh, OK, say hi to the gentleman. So you didn't like the secret part.
Speaker: Oh. Oh. Oh. Like you say hello to the glare. One second. Just give her a minute. Just pop it. It's all you get is just pop this. Hello. Hey. Hey. Hello. How you doing?
Speaker: Hey, yo, my green is good too but I like this color. This color was fly as hell. I'm not going to lie. This is a hard color to be here. No, you do look good on that. You look good. Mike, you look like **** I'm just saying. There you go. No, back again. What's going on? Is that is that blue Carhartt, Mike? I've never seen. Yeah. Oh, did you get Carhartt in
Speaker: I didn't know that. I haven't bought car, man. Well, it's a man's side, so that's probably why you didn't know about it. You're a funny fucker. Don't be an asshole. Assholes are people who have no regard for other people.
Speaker: their feelings and their point of view. If you feel that you may be an asshole and are suffering from the assholism, there is help for you. Contact your local Assholes Anonymous Hotline and be sure to check yourself into the Asshole Rehabilitation Centre for the benefit of everybody.
Speaker: What was it played on? I do got, I do got to ask you since you had, uh, it's not sending something out of the normal for you. It's a typical normal Saturday or any day that ends in Y. How was, uh, how did you enjoy having five different kinds of meat in your mouth all at the same time? Oh, God.
Speaker: I'll tell you what. Where's the asshole video, Jeff? Here's the thing. No, he already asked me that question on Snapchat, too. And I was like, hi, man. So I already played that video before we started. But that fucking sandwich, I shit you not, it is a foot long, and it is a good six inches. Do you realize you showed me, you put that picture in our Snapchat, and I instantly heard your arteries clogging.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's really fucking good. They just reminded me of that TikTok trend. It just reminded me of that TikTok trend. Hey, have you ever had five guys? And you're like, what, at one time? Well, I mean, Jeff got abused today. You know, he got used to being abused. 1920s, killer. 1920s. I didn't.
Speaker: I've been watching the picture. I did put the picture of his dates for this weekend in our group chat. Well, and I did get you back already. Although I do have to play for the boys. No, the, the one with red shirt. Does your love life suck? Are your relationships not lasting and ending badly?
Speaker: Is every relationship you find yourself in becoming toxic? Then I say to you, maybe you are the problem.
Speaker: Don't get divorced. There was nothing toxic about it. There was nothing toxic about it as I said. I'm just saying you complained the other week every time I do this, this, this, this happens. I said, well, maybe it's you. You're a common denominator. Oh, I already knew it was me. Oh, trust me. Like I said, the dollar is short and a day late, man. I already know. I need a moment of silence. All right, continue.
Speaker: Bro, give me a toast, you son of a bitch. Give me a toast. Happy Saturday, boys. Happy holidays, damn it. You ain't got to work this weekend. I do. What's the holidays? Columbus Day is Monday. Don't be fucking sure. I don't think it's Columbus Day anymore. I think that's a racist holiday, Tony. I don't think so, Tony. Who, you know what holiday is Monday, motherfuckers?
Speaker: I am the champion. The great one's birthday is Monday. The chair's birthday is Monday. What have you done? The goat. He's already declared it a holiday.
Speaker: Yours truly. It's a national holiday. My birthday should be an national holiday. I'm calling it a word tonight. It's a national holiday. I'm not going to be there Monday. It's Chris's birthday. It can't be there. You got to stay right now. It's Glitch's birthday. Don't worry about your date either. It's Glitch's birthday. It's Glitch's birthday. It's Glitch's birthday. I can't work for Glitch's. Mary Glitch is your sons of bitches. I really doubt I'll get the day off. I may get fired. I can't give you this shit. I give you fucking gold every damn time.
Speaker: Actually, actually, Michael, Mary Glickmas has been a thing for years and I told Tony Day and Jason a few weeks back that I was going to show up there and it was going to be a Mary Glickmas massacre when I start stunning him and Jason when I show up down there. You can't match ever because you're done. I ain't worried about it. I ain't scurrying.
Speaker: I'm about to be I'm about to meet my real family this weekend. I'm gonna bring them with me. All the Bigfoots is coming. All the Bigfoots. The Bigfoots is coming. Your heads will look great on Tony's wall. I imagine if I ran into a Bigfoot, a Bigfoot sis, uh,
Speaker: We've become good friends and just get freaking hammered together. I like you. They would be the fair. I'm sorry. They'd be like, it's one of us. I'm going to go fuck it. That would be Jeff. What? That's a big sad squad. Can we fuck it?
Speaker: It's one of us. I'm going to go fuck him. It comes back. He fucked me crying. He fucked me. Walking back all mad. Walking back all bad. He fucking raped me. He's an asshole. He raped me. He choked me. He choked me. He smacked me in the mouth and called me a dirty little whore. I'm saying that they didn't feel. Who's next?
Speaker: Who's next? Who wants it? And you hear from across the woods, good game. You smacked me in the ass when I was leaving and said, good game. Tony's over there walking off, shaking his head, going, this is why I don't hang out with white people. Sam. Especially in the woods. I actually am in the woods right now as we speak. I didn't even know the woods.
Speaker: Like I said, I'm literally looking out the window while we're doing this show. And it's a drop down, down the hill, into a river, but I'm surrounded by woods. Hey, Debbie. I am in God's country tonight, gentlemen. Fucking cry. You slapped me on the ass and said, good game.
Speaker: And she says, that's a good way to get killed. And I was like, right? That's what I said. You just have to do it, man. Oh, she will fucking. No, you just don't. And it's nothing bad. It's not like your idea of saying another girl's name. I just bought one of those cast iron skillets. And I guarantee you she will dent my fucking head with it.
Speaker: Dude, it's not a bad thing. Don't do it in it. It's comical. No, but it's comical for us because we've all been in sports. Jeff, you've been in wooden for 12 years. He hasn't. Don't do it. Yeah. I've done it. Good point. But they don't do that here in support, so she wouldn't get the joke. We've already explained it to her, so she will. Don't do it now, but I'm not going to do it. Just do it. It's better than your idea of calling another girl's name or
Speaker: Although I still don't have the balls do that either so no slap on the ass good game if you know what's gonna happen after you do it
Speaker: Don't do it. There's nothing bad in it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's good. It's good. I get that. I just don't see it after 12 years and after 12 years, I mean, that's, you know, you got it. You shouldn't get in trouble for that. I mean, it's not like you like you slapped her on the ass and was like, go clean yourself up, you dirty whore. That's what I say to you.
Speaker: You know you fucking lying. You know you fucking lying right now. You know you fucking lying. Get off that podcast. Come here. Get me off my hot lips. I just want to know which one of you told you that they got a pretty mic.
Speaker: I tell Jeff that all the time. Boy, you sure do got to put a mic. Put a mic. I've been talking to it. Wait a minute. I got a microphone for you to talk into, boy. Come here. Come here, Jeffrey. Talk into this mic. It's not very big, but it's all right. It's like a Ben camera mic. Jesus Christ. Amen.
Speaker: They're still effective. It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm. Dynamite comes in small packages, Jeffrey. I say that about myself all the time. Like I said before, she wants 12 inches. If she wants 12 inches and she wants it to hurt, I'll give it to her four times and punch her in the mouth. And you wonder why you're leaving.
Speaker: No, I don't. No, trust me. Trust me. I've been a lot of time to think. I understand. Ladies and gentlemen, the views and expressions of one man's individual is not a reflection of nonsensical nonsense. He will be reprimanded privately. I also wanted to say, we are available to come to your wedding and give a speech, by the way. Oh, no. No speeches from you, Glick.
Speaker: No, sir. No, sir. I'm so glad that you have gathered in my greatness. Go ahead and speak during any conference you want. Did you know I'm the champ, by the way? Just stand there waiting and staring at the room like, I'm the champ. I'm taking her. It's called prima naka, motherfucker.
Speaker: He's going to be a different world than a baby, please. I have the microphone, and you'll listen to every goddamn thing I have to say. Unbelievable. I'm trying to let my food be there before. You want to hear the story about what I did to a Bigfoot? Good game. We named him Jeff. Final words of the night at a wedding. Good game, everybody.
Speaker: This is like the bride on the ass. Good game. Slide the groom on the ass. Good game, bro. What the fuck? Who is that guy? Why is he here? Go up there, Grandma. Go clean your dirty, horrible face. You know, I host a podcast, right? Have you ever heard of it? It's called Nonsense Go Nonsense. You should check it out. Wow.
Speaker: Well, welcome to the show, everyone. Did he say good game? That's how we get warmed up. Last night, boys, I could not sleep. My wife's at a conference for the weekend for a stock market break.
Speaker: It's literally just right up the street. She drove there in the car. He said the conference for women. It's stock market portfolios. And so I got bored. You put that money together and you're all going to be lost. I agree. Well, right now we've, we've, our investment hasn't paid off 10 times already. In the past three months. But I got bored last night and painted the living room all the way.
Speaker: You got bored and painted the living room. Well, I got that fucking paint gun. It took me like 45 minutes to paint my entire living room and dining area. So in other words, you didn't get bored. You just wanted to paint the living room so you could use the gun. Yeah, pretty well, no. When we bought the gun, we bought a color paint for every room. And I just, I've been so busy. Jim Conrad, what's going on, brother?
Speaker: So she was kind of a dark gray, but almost like a blue gray. Like if you take big dog, big dog is officially that you'll tell Jeffrey. Yeah.
Speaker: In your 500 square foot house, have you justified buying the paint gun yet? Oh, 100%, because I've had neighbors. Jeff's painted the walls of this living room six times. Well, you know what? My neighbors want to hire me to paint their inside of their house. I'm like, you move everything to the center, cover it in plastic, I'll come over and throw some paint on the wall. So what are they going to charge you? Did you tell him mucho dinero? Oh, yeah. I'm charging like 100 bucks a wall.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. Is that in pesos or is that in dollars? Dollars, sir. I charge a thousand pesos. I said a hundred dollars. Yeah, it's like two bucks in margin. No, I say dollars. But I charge a thousand pesos a wall, which is a hundred dollars a wall. But I mask it off and, you know, I'm also in my labor. A thousand pesos a wall. I'm doing stencils. I'm doing stencils right before the top two.
Speaker: I think I need to see before and after pictures, Glick. Well, if it was all fucking white, my house is wall. Dude, they live in 500 square foot concrete shanties. Just go look at a concrete wall and you'll see what it looks like before. No, the paint gun is actually really cool. Jeff painted, I think, what was it, the kids' room purple? The kitchen's green. My room is purple.
Speaker: Okay. Well, I don't know. You sent me a video and I don't know if I remember it was in a group chat or what it was, but he painted a room purple. The paint gun's actually really cool and the paint does look really nice. But if you want a before picture to look at a concrete wall. The thing is, it's like to paint my walls, to paint the roller or something, it's really hard because it's a textured wall. Not to be funny or anything, but seriously, you guys have to roll it like four times. Not to be funny or anything, but seriously, you guys' houses are concrete.
Speaker: Yes. Right? The whole house? Yeah. So it's like, do they, do they bring them in and concrete pieces like a puzzle and put them together or do they put the forms and then pour it? Well, they pour it. They do a fork. Okay. I'm asking because I've seen this. I know exactly how they do it. My office is blocked. I've done it. My office is blocked wall.
Speaker: Yeah, your interior walls are blocked, but your exterior is covered. I've done it. I've done both. We do it up here for basements. You can either get the concrete walls for a basement, and they come already pre -poured, and you drop them down in there, and you interlock them like Legos or whatever, or you drop the forms in and you pour them. I've done it, and that's basically how they do the house. On our group Snapchat, you can actually see the purple walls that I did for my bedroom.
Speaker: The kids room is gonna be blue and my hallway the hallway But it all comes down to my bedroom is not my it's the only I'm not allowed to
Speaker: throw in any designer. That's that's my wife's sanctuary. My bedroom is my wife's sanctuary. It's it's it's her oasis. So like I'm building up. I'm getting ready to build a four poster bed for the bed mattress that's there. I'm building a four poster bed with the house in Europe for her oasis to get away from.
Speaker: I have to download the video for the living room. It's not done. But the video, the living room, it's a, it looks green on the video, but it's actually, it's actually like a blue. It's like a bluish gray.
Speaker: Okay. But video looks great because I was doing it at night. What the hell? So, my holiday message to everybody, don't drive drowsy. What fucking holiday is it? Other than the great one's birthday? The good one's birthday.
Speaker: What giving? It should be called giving. Yeah, it's become a racist holiday. Your birthday's a racist holiday now. I know it is. I know it is. It's indigenous people day actually. It's not Columbus Day anymore. I still have to work. Well, it's not a national holiday. People still have to work. But yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I did to do like where my TV is. I was I was sitting there last night. I was like, should I really take the TV off the wall? So I just I just wrapped it in plastic and painted around it.
Speaker: Would you paint the wall behind it? No, I painted the TV, dummy. Of course I painted the wall behind it. No, no, I asked you that question because I know you, Jeffrey, and I know how you work. And I know you. There's a big wall behind the TV. You would have just painted it literally, painted it around the TV. No, my TV, my big TV is on a hinging. It hinges out, it comes out eight inches, eight, 12 inches from the wall.
Speaker: So you can turn the TV at for 180 degrees. Once it's attached to the wall, it's attached to the wall. I pulled it straight out and turned it to the side, painted it. Flipped it over and did the other side. We're going to get so drunk. What game are we playing?
Speaker: Listen to YouTube. Oh, every time you take a shot at Jeff, we have to take a shot. This is going to be a fun game. I love you. I don't mean anything. I'm about to say to the views. I smell alcohol poisoning happening tonight. Are you ready, Jeffrey? I'm going to fucking set you up all night. Serve them volleyballs up, big boy.
Speaker: We're gonna get to the first break and Tony and Mike and Tony to the fucking hospital tonight. I bet you we can get you boys to give up in about a half hour, 45 minutes. Tony said, no, I'm done. I was gonna say, Mike, do you remember what happened last time? You're like, every time you make fun of me, I'm gonna take a drink.
Speaker: you were shirtless dancing to genuine on tiktok and i was getting in trouble as you should have that was so funny oh my god i like it i had so much fun that night but that shit came out of nowhere and the next day oh my god i got in so much fucking trouble and i'm like i didn't even do anything
Speaker: all them bitches in your tic -tac. But they weren't there for me, they were there for Mike. I was over there telling him, I got it, girl. This is Mike's day. Go throw money at Mike. Go get all Mike. Just do it at the home. I was telling all the girls to invite their friends and get more girls in here and give gifts and everything else. And I was his best hype man. And I got in trouble.
Speaker: Hey, play with fire. You're burned. No, I mean. No, that was one of them toxic. That was one of those toxic relationships.
Speaker: No, but I need to go buy, I'm buying another like half gallon of paint. I'm gonna paint my office black. Just because the problem with the white walls of the house is if you touch them at any time, if you touch any of the white walls in this house at any time, it instantly turns almost dark, like brown, like you just wipe shit on it because the white walls just absorb everything.
Speaker: That's the problem. You don't like color brown. I have racist walls. You're wrong with my racist art. I don't believe this shit up, you know. There's so much I could say in there. I'm not. I'm still having enough alcohol to keep up. I think you don't set it up. You don't have enough alcohol to keep up with.
Speaker: Jeff's like, I wish my walls were here tonight, but they went to a Klan rally so they can't be here. So I'm sitting outside, sitting by the pool at my house and walk off to the Klan party. Currently building burning crosses somewhere in somebody's front yard. No, they don't, Tim. No, they don't. Uh, no, I actually, I have nothing for tonight because, Tim, you came in a little bit late and I am the middle of BFB. I am in God's country.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm in Bigfoot country, so my phone is currently in the one spot. I get service. Do you laugh, but that's the goddamn truth. I mean, we grew up there. We didn't have something.
Speaker: We grew up if if it rained you didn't have TV Oh, oh shit check this guy's check this out guys. Where's Tony? I got a theory for you guys. You know what? Let me ask you something Okay Days of door dish and how many orders have been canceled?
Speaker: What do you mean? Wait a minute. When I was delivering or when I ordered? When you delivered. When I delivered? I made it to a dash or a way to order. I got canceled. I've never canceled any of my deliveries. I had one with a restaurant. When I was a driver, I never canceled any of them. That's wrong. I canceled one, but that had nothing to do with me. Somebody ordered something from KFC and I got there and KFC was closed.
Speaker: Right. So, so I still, I, and here's the, here's the funny thing. I still got paid in full for the delivery. Nice. And then as soon as I got done canceling it out, another order popped up and it was for the same person. So they, they, you know, they knew that and then they ordered again. So I still wound up delivering to them, but I have personally never canceled an order. Um, when I used to, when I used to order off of Uber Eats, and this is one of the reasons I switched to DoorDash.
Speaker: And I wouldn't recommend anybody using Uber Eats because Uber Eats is trash. I've used it. I've used it. I had several of my orders get canceled on Uber Eats when I ordered. When I was waiting on delivery and after waiting for 45 minutes, it would just get fucking canceled. Yeah, I had that same issue with Uber Eats once and I stopped using it. But me personally, as a driver, I've never canceled any of my deliveries.
Speaker: Did they cancel that? If I accepted, I get it done. Did you get your shit canceled, Tony? Yeah, they just called me. It's because I'm out. It's because it's unresponsive. No, I ordered what was it? I forget what it was. I ordered something from McDonald's or some shit. No, it was a mom and pop restaurant, and they were out.
Speaker: So it was, it was the driver's fault. It was just, you know, so I was like, Oh, okay. I get it. Whatever.
Speaker: No, I got, I got something in the works for a later show of, of a top 10. I thought it's kind of interesting. I just need to finish. You know, I can, you know, I keep all this. You have to let me know if y 'all want to do it. No, no, no, no. The top 10 of, um, uh, like interesting facts or shit like that. Yes, they have people. I'm not fucking ordering. And we're not, we're not going to do work. As far as I know, we're not going to do work to waste so many more.
Speaker: If we do anything like that, it's going to be, uh, be more victorious. Tim Conrad. Tim, I got a words of wisdom for you. I just told somebody this on Twitter. I've been saying this for decades. Let me push this out to everybody. First of all, read the back. You snooze, you lose. Don't drive around this holiday weekend. A bunch of y 'all are going to be out there partying and acting up. It is not a holiday weekend. Would you stop? Will you let me damn talk?
Speaker: Most people have driven drunk, we already know that. You will lose driving sleepy. Take it from me as somebody who's out of the night sitting in front of the state flipping the truck on a country road in the winter. It's the clock in the morning. You don't want to do that. Second. Just because it's only mine doesn't mean it's everybody's business. Always remember that. My words are wisdom. I got words of wisdom for you too.
Speaker: Great thing about being out here in BFE Bigfoot country. Road beers, not only accepted, but requires. Tim, Rich is sending out invites in competitions. That's the best way to get on, from my understanding. I don't know. And if I'm not far enough about it, I might start worrying about it again. But I got the answer. Also, it still won't let me go live. The day I go live, you already know I can't wait. Awesome.
Speaker: here's a here's a little here's a little poke behind the a little look see behind the curtain my next tick tock words of wisdom when when things start going bad in life and everything's going wrong stop stop dropping the roll said buggy
Speaker: That's when you're on fire, buggy. Calm down. She's a little confused. She's a little special. When things are going wrong, and when everything's going wrong in life, and everything's going bad, and it's like one bad day after another, you need to just take a break, call a timeout, stop, and yell, plot twist, and move on. I like that.
Speaker: I love my ding dong!
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Speaker: Not yet, I'm trying to get to it basically Saying yell and plot twist. They're just saying shit happens and then moving on and keep going forward. That's all that means A plot twist basically in the movie when they're telling you to look over here government Don't pay attention to the right hand and then the right hand smashes
Speaker: In Jeff's case, the cock out of your mouth. Drink, boys. Drink, drink, drink! You like that plot twist explanation, Michael? Yeah, I think I now understand. I have a theory for you, boys.
Speaker: We know music. We all like music. I'm sure you guys may or may not have heard this. I'm not going to claim this as mine. I'm not going to claim this as an original or anything like this. It's just something that I was telling the girls today on our drive out here. What if Stacey's mom was Jesse's girl and her number was 8 6 7 5 3 0 9.
Speaker: yeah you're about two years old on that one but okay you know what michael i don't think i particularly like you right now you can leave goodbye michael wow welcome back michael are you gonna behave yourself did you learn to listen i know i know i know it's bad michael
Speaker: No, I know it's nothing new or nothing, but they've never heard of it before. So today, they've also probably never heard. No, no, no. Well, Jesse, or eight, seven, five, three, oh, nine. Okay. Actually, first and foremost, they're my kids. So, you know, they've heard them. Yeah. But we were coming out here today. TikTok. I sent you. I see all your TikToks. I've had a school pass. No.
Speaker: Yeah, no, we were we were driving out here today. And Austin was like, Austin was like, you should play Stacy's mom and then play Jesse's girl and then play that one song with the girls phone number. So it was per request. I was like, there's something for you to think about because they both asked for it. I said, and I told him, I said, what is this Stacy's mom was Jesse's girl and her phone number. And they both went. Their head slowly. Oh, shit.
Speaker: And what if, what if Stacey was actually the girl all the bad guys want? There you go. Stacey's a dirty boy. From bowling with soup. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. But Stacey sounds like a dirty little whore. Uh -huh. Stacey's promised me.
Speaker: Well, you never remember. Stacey was the teenage girl in that song, Stacey's mom. Well, I don't know if you've seen the video, but that girl's like 12. And then I had to tell Austin the story of how we changed Stacey's mom to Vinny's mom. Yes. Yes, we did Vinny's mom. Did they even have Vinny's mom was hot? Yeah, she was. She loved her. There's some glue.
Speaker: I always got big hugs and kisses on the cheek. I remember Andy, when I moved out of my senior year. Oh, I did too. I was ruthless. No, because our senior year when I moved out and Vinnie and Andy and I rode together and every morning I got a hug and kiss on the cheek from
Speaker: Vinnie's mom. And Aidy was like, I'd get back in the Bronco and Aidy would go, fuck you, Blake. Fuck you, Blake. Shut your ass up and say the backseat where you belong, Aidy. I remember sitting on the roof of the house. It's like the shop trims waking up. Vinnie's mom has got it going on. And Vinnie's just giving us all the finger.
Speaker: Vinny's the same guy who got the Nike swoosh on his forehead, too. Man, I'm sorry, Vince. Vince, have you ever heard of this bike, Vince? I would like to personally apologize to you. I love you, Vin. You're a good dude. No, he doesn't. I actually talk to Vin. He was. He was a solid guy. He actually called me the other day.
Speaker: He was asking about resorts.
Speaker: 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 0, 9. Jenny, Jenny. Dude, speaking of that, I was standing in line at a Burger King. And Burger King, we get your order of Burger King here. They give you a number. They give you a number. But they give you a number. And I swear to God, they called out 8, 6, 7,
Speaker: And I went, five, three, overnight. And everybody looked me like, really? Everybody knew what the hell you were talking about. Everybody knew what the hell you were talking about. I forget it. And I was like, oh my god, I'm freaking the oldest man. Did you say it in English or? I said English. I said English. You should have said it in Spanish. But even my wife's a kisser. No, no, because this song comes out in English. It's not like they dub the song.
Speaker: but literally, my wife would get angry and be like, really? But they do an English and a Spanish version. Yeah, but it's very weird. Right. How's your wife? She's smoking in the house. Christopher? Tanya! I just can't hear you. In other words, she's not here right now, is she? Hola, I'm the Amiga. Senor Hefri.
Speaker: have else smoking a in your household. I'm allowed to smoke in my office. If you're allowed to smoke in your office, you should be allowed to smoke in the rest of the goddamn house. No, no, because I put in, I put in a vent. Watch it. Watch it, Blake. I put in a fan. What are you going to do? A fan that actually vents out to the top of the house. This bathroom has one already in it, but I replaced it with a bigger one.
Speaker: so it literally takes any smoke and any smell right out. Nobody gives a shit, Jeff. You know what he's gonna do tonight? Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick! After the podcast, she's just gonna be
Speaker: pacing the living room or the bedroom going, you know what? I'm going to do it. He's going to like this different, like, I'm badass now. You know, you know, you know, I was born at night. It wasn't last night. I'm not spoken. And then the phone's going to ring and he's going to be like, oh, shit. The next video we need is Peter Griffin going,
Speaker: I'm gonna drink for that one Michael.
Speaker: I haven't watched it yet, no. Adidas has partnered with South Park. Nobody told me to shut up. No, nobody tells me to shut up. I'm the host of the show. They told me to go to Towey. They told me I'm right. They made it look like Towey. Yeah. Shut up, Tony. And when you go outside, the eyes on the tongue are Towey's eyes and they turn red. Yeah, because you're hot. Yeah.
Speaker: And those shoes look dope as fuck. Oh, you know who he is? I, I sent you that, that picture. And you're a skank.
Speaker: It's such a loving family over there. Unfortunately, you look like your mother. Wow. Why do I have a feeling? Why do I have a feeling that every major holiday your household is an episode for Jerry Springer? She is like the biggest hater I have, this one. I find that very hard to believe.
Speaker: that that's your biggest hater. She really is. Give him the Stone Cold Stunner. I'm one of my mom's single friends. No, no, no, no, no. One of her friend's single moms. Give him the Stone Cold Stunner. I have a poor friend. Not sure. I don't want anything to be with her or her friends. One of her little friends, speaking of Stone Cold Stunner, one of her little friends is going to catch a stunner if she will calm down with her little ass.
Speaker: She walked up to me last night after the football game, and she just stood in front of me. She's about this fucking big. And she's like, why are you looking at me so mean? McKenna? Yeah. She's adorable. She's awesome. Her little friend is awesome. But she just walked up to me. She's just like, why are you looking at me like that? She's like, you trying to fight? I'm like, you better get on that bus, little girl.
Speaker: Come back when you grow up. Come back when you grow up. You need to keep that muscle received from this one. They call me Bowser. Yeah, that's my sister's nephew. What? Your nephew, right? No. OK. So here's the crazy guy.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. No, it's not even that. Here's the weirdo name. My sister, who you guys met. That is from my dad's, she's my half sister. She's from my dad's first marriage. Her mom got remarried and she has two sisters from that. They're basically like sisters to me too, because I've, I've known them. But that's, that's her, the middle sister out of that, that crew.
Speaker: That's her son. So, yeah, it's all family. You're just not blood. Like I said, not really blood, but, you know, it's all family. Still gets a stunner as well. Y 'all are bonded. Y 'all are bonded. That's just all it is. So, I guess he's kind of like my nephew too, but he's a cool little cat. He's a cool little kid. This is the first day I've actually got to spend time with him and stuff like it. How old is Carter? Two. I think he's two. We're super close. How old is he?
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, this is the first time that I've got to actually spend time with him. And it was cool. He's a little kid. He's fun. Okay. He's two, three, three papers down everywhere. He takes a leak or.
Speaker: He got me he got me good today cuz he's kind of shy around new people and and I was kind of messing with even kept Yeah, and we was at the
Speaker: today and he ran up out of nowhere and wrapped his arms around my leg and legs and asked me to pick him up and carry him around and he wanted to get on my shoulders. I was like, oh, little dude, come on, let's go. He got me in my field. He got me in the field. Oh, careful with that. You'll end up trying to make another one. Hell no. Hell no. First and foremost,
Speaker: You know what? You speak for making another one. Every time I go to the grocery store, I wrap through the diaper aisle. One, I'm like 30 second walk through the diaper aisle. I'm good. First and foremost, first and foremost, I'm done with babies. I don't want no more. I love babies and I love little kids as long as they're not. I also like handing them back to their kids, their parents. This is trying to take it back. Be in this situation.
Speaker: You know the, you know, you see like the fire extinguishers or the fire axes or the fire hoses and it's breaking case of emergency. Yep. You know, you can't buy metal hangers anymore. Yeah, I have one. I think I have heard that. Yes, I have one. I also live on the second floor for a reason. Like, hey, go stand on the stairs. No babies. No, no, no.
Speaker: No, I jam this. Take a couple shots of this and kick in the stomach down the stairs. Amen to that. I do not want anymore. Yes, I'm going to help. Michael, I know I'm going to help. I'll be right there with you because I ain't going to help you. The values and opinions of one individual does not reflect those. First and foremost, Jeff is agreeing with me. I'm a 100 % agree. And Jeff is an idiot in already pregnant any damn way.
Speaker: I don't like that. Jeff looks like he's pregnant. No, I'll tell you what. Believe it or not, Mike, my pullout game is better than anybody's. Oh, I don't. I don't doubt it. It won't be the penetration game. You still have two fuck trophies that say differently. No, but those were wanted. I technically have three.
Speaker: I technically have three my oldest 17. 17. You have 17 kids. No, I said my oldest is 17 Jesus Christ. I said I pull up game not that I don't have pull up game. It doesn't sound like you do if you got three.
Speaker: It probably does have 17 kids. I have three kids. I have three that I know of. Let's call that. Trust me, my ball game is weak as fuck. Oh, we'll see. We'll see you all. Sweet bear time. Basically, if we blow up and go viral, I'll have chicks come out of the woodwork. Hey, by the way, fuck. If we blow up and go viral, I'm going to be like fucking Nick Cannon.
Speaker: Fucking 27 goddamn kids. No, I'm just kidding. No, I am done. I am done. No more babies. I don't want no more kids. You know, after my second one, I thought I was done, but I got my third one. I finally got my boy. And when the boy, when, when he was born, I said, I'm done. I'm done. I'm out the game. I don't want no more babies. I don't, I'm not even gonna.
Speaker: I'm not even going to, I'm not even going to entertain that conversation and no more babies because I got, I got nine more years with that one. I'll be 49 when he's 18. So I hit 49 and my ass is moving to Tampa.
Speaker: As soon as he graduate high school, then he'll go to college. I'll be 49 now when Jason graduates high school. Y 'all kiss my ass. I'll be 49 when Cash is graduating, hopefully. And once he graduates and he starts doing his own thing, I'm out. I'm either going back to Charleston or I'm going down to Tampa, one of the two.
Speaker: I plan on - I'll be 47. I can stay here. I can stay here. I'll be 47 when my younger - I want the fuck out of Ohio. I don't want to be here any longer than I have to be. Amen. Hey, I'll drink to that. All right, three minutes to the hour. We'll get your jam ready. I don't have long tissue to find it.
Speaker: Stick to the clock. I'm limit on awesomeness. Keep the practice going. I'm helping you. I don't need practice. That's how good I am. Saturdays are free for all. Saturdays, we do what we do. How many times do you have to be doing? All right, fuck it. I'll try. Worst thing that was ever given to me was the spinning sheet. The worst thing that we ever did
Speaker: was, like, get a new toy, and he's got a spitty chair, making everybody seep sick. If you ask Paul, I'm going to crack the hell up. I'm just going to let y 'all know. First and foremost, I'm a professional alcoholic. I don't fall. At least I don't. Any more. Any more. No, it's been a long time since I've gotten that drunk that I've fallen out. What? How do I say it? You the boy. Yeah. What?
Speaker: Like I said, when he starts doing this, he's done. I've seen that look. I wonder if I did that to my kids, if they would leave me alone, if they knew I was done at that point. Just mid conversation, like so, my opinion. So let me tell you about these.
Speaker: I met this guy, he's really sweet. My kids are at the age where they ask four million questions at a time. So I'm going to just be like, yeah. It doesn't stop. It doesn't stop Jeff. My 17 year old doesn't stop. And of course none of them ever want to talk to me until I'm doing this goddamn show. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: They won't talk to me. The only one that talks to me and hangs out with me is cash. The other two don't want nothing to do with me until I turn this show on. Yeah, then they got questions. So I'm going to start going. Yeah, I think we should all slowly adopt that for our kids. Are you drunk? What? No, man. What's up? The kids are talking to me.
Speaker: Mike, I think I'm drunk. I'm going to go to bed. I'm glad you finally caught up. I've had some extremely long live streams.
Speaker: eight and 11 and 12. I think the longest stream I did was 23 and a half hours, uh, and drank the entire time. I could have hit that 24th hour, but I ran out of beer and decided to open a bottle of Jack Daniels. Everybody was like this already. Yeah. I don't, I can't believe people are still hanging out with me after
Speaker: You know, like, no, no, no. I could have made it the 24th hour, but like I said, I drank two cases of beer and I ran out of beer and I opened a bottle of Daniels. And that was on Periscope. I did. I would have already been like this just for like... I did do 16 hours. Yeah, I did do 16 hours. Is there really something to be proud of?
Speaker: I mean, I don't know. It's just something to do. It wasn't planned. It just kind of fucked up. He can go all night long. I've seen these older lives that he would do. He would literally have the phone above him laying down with the beer on his chest, just shooting the shit. And then every once in a while, he'd be like, man. Some of them were like that. A lot of them, I was standing up the whole time. I was standing up the whole entire time. I was fucking drinking my face off. I was drinking my face off.
Speaker: That would freak me out. If we were drinking together and you were standing up the whole time, I'd be like, Glick, sit the fuck down. Glick, you're bothering me. The first episode we did at this, I stood the entire time because I was sitting my phone on the windowsill just outside the house because I didn't have a stand for it yet.
Speaker: So I did that one and then the second episode I did for my car. So, but standing for multiple hours. Have you seen, have you guys seen that chick on, I think she's on Twitch or whatever, but it's like try to wake me up and she goes live and goes to sleep and people, when they, they give her gifts and those gifts require actual cash,
Speaker: A different bell will ring that's supposed to try to wake her up. And she just tossed hers in fake sleeping. And people just sit there and drop hundreds of dollars at her. Yeah, it's like really? For sleeping? I have to fake scam. Yeah. I hate those. I hate those fucking live streams because that's all it is. It's just a. It's literally. And it's some assholes going, I'm going to wake this bitch up. No, you dummy. You're just giving her a bunch of money.
Speaker: It's about as bad as the ones that record other lives and then set it on loop and then just let it play 24 hours and you get these new idiots over there and you can clearly see it's recorded and they're trying to get her to move or get her to do this, get her to do that. Like, you know, I saw the same chick live for like three days in a row and they were just now figuring it out that maybe it was recording and I'm just going,
Speaker: It took me five months. Well, they do the same thing with like The Rock or something like that. They'll record The Rock on YouTube, post it on... I don't know how they do it, but they'll put it on TikTok and all these people. I mean, I feel sorry for them for being so naive and dumb.
Speaker: but they go off and gift him like he needs money first off, but whatever. And then they, they gift them and stuff, but it's a recording. And it's like, dude, you really, if you think that the rock actually has access to his TikTok account. Well, I wouldn't say he doesn't. He has a TikTok account, but I guarantee it. It's the other guy that he's paying minimum wage.
Speaker: to keep him going. He's not sitting around reacting to blame fucking videos of your kids swinging on a swing. Why would he worry? Well, they did the same thing with Ryan Reynolds. They see him doing that respect thing and it's the same reaction for every movie. Come on, man. Don't be, don't be, don't be suckered. Golf. What's up, man?
Speaker: Gold Hawk was good. What up, Gold Hawk? What's going on, brother? Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Hey, did you guys know that Gold Hawk is black? Wait, what? My chance. Just did you know? I'll be right back. I gotta restart my page.
Speaker: I think we all need to do that. I think we can all use a little a little refreshing on the uh on the life on the old on the old life button. Oh I gotta clear my cat.
Speaker: I delete and redownload. Let's go ahead and take a real quick break, guys. Jeffrey, you're back. I'm going to change it up.
Speaker: We'll do a little, we got a little Blacktop Mojo for you guys. We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be right back here in a few minutes. Go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo on all social media at Blacktop Mojo and wherever you stream music. Go show the guys some love. Jeffrey, if you could play Blacktop prodigal, prodigal, prodigal. Jesus, words are hard. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy sweet sounds of mac serenading your ear holes.
Speaker: Don't call me the prodigal son Cause I ain't coming back
Speaker: Let me walk my own path And don't worry about me I've got everything I need And when I see the world
Speaker: Climb the mountain to see the sky Across the stars on the other side One of these days I won't be around I'll rip my roots up from the ground With wings above the streetway
Speaker: And I'll fly high towards the sun Until they melt from my back And don't tell me There's nothing left to find There's nothing more than this
Speaker: One of these days I won't be around I'll build my roots up from this ground With wings up in the stringing waves I'll fly towards the sun until they remember
Speaker: my roots are from the ground. We wake up in the streaming waves, but our thoughts don't destroy me.
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. A little blacktop mojo in your ear holes help you like that. A little bop, bap, bap, bap, bap. Words are hard. We better jump back. I think he's on the phone. Yeah, I'm in the house. Anywho, welcome back to Nonsense with Nonsense. Everybody, hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. We got a chicken in the house. Yeah, you stopped. What breaks over with shit.
Speaker: I'm almost done. Give me a second. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on them social medias. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. You can also join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. Come hang out in the chatters box. Say hello to the guys. Who knows?
Speaker: Maybe we'll bring you up, golf hog. But, and you can also listen to us, but um, you can also listen to us anytime, anyplace, anywhere on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts that, oh, at nonsense, nonsense, you know the drill. Give us a follow up, give us a like, give me a like what you hear, give us a share, let other people know. I'm Glick, you know that.
Speaker: It's almost Glickmas, we're celebrating the holiday weekend. Steve Wanda, how you doing? Thank you for coming, man. We got Tony D in the house, you just heard his voice. We got the one and only big dog, Mike, who's made his triumphant return, if you will. And last but not least, I'm saving the best for last.
Speaker: My first ex -wife, my first mistake. If I could go back in time and tell younger Glick, don't do this, I would definitely tell myself, don't be this guy's friend. The one and only, Michael, that's three drinks, by the way. We got Jeffrey into building with this as always. I know I bust his balls. I know I'm a little hard on him, but I got a little love for him.
Speaker: That's my guy.
Speaker: My bad. Anyways, back to host mode. Sorry, I had to be done. I'm sorry, Stevie Wonder. What's going on, Stevie Wonder? Cheers to you, Stevie Wonder. Go, Fox. Cheers to you. First technician. Cheers to you. Tim Conrad. Cheers to you. Spinny chair. Cheers to you.
Speaker: You're still you're still you're still drinking your racist drinks just fingers you guys
Speaker: with two fingers. Yeah. That's what it takes. I'm keeping my mouth shut. I don't remember you. He's got a Mexican flag in the background. He's in Cancun. Oh, OK. Jeff's in Cancun because he's hiding from the law. Mike's in Iowa because he's gay. You're a cord whisker?
Speaker: Is that what I'm in? I'm actually in Wisconsin right now. What are Iowans? Hawkeyes or something like that? Hawkeyes. Yeah, Hawkeyes. They're gay. They're gay. Come from the donkey show holder in Georgia. He likes to impregnate his sister. Warner Robins. Warner Robins. I don't like to impregnate my sister, but he's in the cabin with his. Tell him to try again. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Her boyfriend's downstairs. I don't care. You're late for me. In a cage. In a cage.
Speaker: Let him out. Give him his freedom. Not with my sister. I don't know that we don't know. She's got a friend that I might take a risk on. Oh, God. She's still on Tinder, by the way. But will she take a risk on you is the question. I don't know. She's probably got worse. Have you seen him? Are you guys having fun? We are, man. How are you?
Speaker: I'm living my best life. I am. No, I didn't call you man because you're old. I called your man was the first person. He has respectable friends before we ever become assholes. That's my best way of doing it. First and foremost. Take your time. This is my sister. This is my sister. I heard her earlier. We really do this the way we need to do this. They got it from somewhere.
Speaker: The only one who should be afraid. You're the one to blame. Yeah, pretty much. As I said, I grew up in Thunderdome. She's part of Thunderdome. She's part of Thunderdome. She had to make sure you wasn't a punk, exactly. I ain't no punk. He's not a punk. Well, he kind of is sometimes, but like... Exactly. Thank you very much. Thank you for confirming that. Thank you. Tell us more. Tell us more.
Speaker: Oh my God. Listen, this is all your fun stories about the glitch. This is for you all night. Okay. No, this is honestly the best story I've ever time. His mother. You put it, you put it on the microphone. This is your fault. No, remember I've stuck up for you and that's fine. But no, it wasn't your fault.
Speaker: but it's listen he shit in the bathtub while we was taking a bath and we were kids who the hell does that shit straight in the bathtub like you going to tell somebody you gotta take a shit how old was he
Speaker: We were still taking, apparently we were still taking baths together up until like five years ago. That's a money issue. We're going to let that ride. That's a money issue. But if she was in the bathtub with you, she's mad as fuck at your answer. So we were a little, we had a bathtub in the front yard and a toilet. Do you remember that? Yes, I do.
Speaker: Legit. Damn. I told y 'all I was country as fuck. Bathtub and toilet with flowers planted in that shit in the front yard. I've done that. It's not the bath we were taking a bath in. It was. It's not the tub we were taking a bath in. Right in the middle of the front yard. No, they put it out there because you shit it. They're like fucking lifting this fucker up. I fertilized it. I fertilized it. I fertilized it. Put a stinking ass right outside. We dumped the water right there in the front yard.
Speaker: I don't know, somebody who came in. But that girl was right back in the yard. No, actually, he was a pretty good brother. He was just always into some shit. I'd always have to go find him on the streets of Johnstown being a hoe. Really? Really being a hoe? He was trying his damnedest. How many times?
Speaker: How many times did he pay for it? That I don't know. They paid him to leave. If I let you look at me, will you leave me alone? I'm missing a kid. I gotta go find the kid.
Speaker: Oh, we got him. He's right there. We're missing the baby. Oh, the baby just did it.
Speaker: I had to teach him how to drive. He didn't know how to drive. He still doesn't know how to drive. Well, as the elders say, you have to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You have to. I believe her. Shut up. I believe her. She can't drive to save her life. I believe you. She cannot drive to save her life. That is a goddamn lie. OK. I got questions. Damn this shit. We've been talking shit all day. Your first time up here. Good to meet you. What do you do as a job or career, if you don't mind me asking?
Speaker: I am I do fiber construction real fiber construction. I'm an area manager No, I'm the boss. I'm the boss
Speaker: As in you sit in your office yelling at everybody. Congratulations. So you do it for cable companies or just for all type of children? I actually get to go out in the field quite a bit. So are you a cable company or all types of telecommunications?
Speaker: No, we do um, we're power and a power and communication company. So um atnt horizon verizon those kind of customers we bring um The main trunk line systems through the fiber optics you do all that. Yes, and then um We also we're doing a I am doing a big project for atnt columbus bringing fiber to the home No, shit. Congratulations. That's where the money's at. Honestly
Speaker: So he is truly a failure compared to everybody else. Thank you very much for that. I'm in everybody's backyards fucking up their shit. Wow.
Speaker: I like what he's doing with this, just so you know. I had fun with him doing this. He asked me to be here with him. I had no problem doing it. I met him on that other platform. We used to trip out all the damn time, watch him and Jeff a couple times, and they had me cracking up laughing. They asked me to join. I had fun doing it. I've been here for pretty much half the life of this podcast. We're going to act up. We're going to cut up.
Speaker: keep me in check. I don't care. But he lets me be myself. We're going to act the fool. You're going to see me get controversial. I'm going to try to behave before anything else and other than that. I don't give a shit. Good to meet you. I like it. There you go. Jeff, play on our brain. Oh, you want to do it? You really want to start some shit? Do you really want to start some shit? You really want to start some shit? Oh, we have homage down here. No, they're not homage. This is the band that I went with.
Speaker: I really don't like your brother. He's an irritating shit just for the record. That's my older sister.
Speaker: There's only four years between us. In all honesty, to be serious for a second, she's my best friend. Her and I have been tight our whole lives. We did have a little bit of a falling out several years back, and we're mending that bridge. That's what matters, man, for real. That's what matters more. You know what, though? She's absolutely one of my best friends. I adore her.
Speaker: She's probably my best friend, my number one best friend. I love her to death. She means the world to her. I'm super excited about her. She's got your back and I even had to ask her for it. Oh hell no. But we also talk a lot of shit.
Speaker: But you know what, when you saw me up in New York, I didn't get a chance to sell y 'all my whole family. Me and - I did get to see some clips with you in there. I think you snapped at me when you guys were fucking, that you were feeling good. Yeah, I was getting there, but I needed that because my sister, sister that I grew up with, she checks me and I need that. She checks me. We actually - That's the sister that's right after her. That's the sister that came up to her with my mom and dad divorce.
Speaker: me and she just called me today and me and her be checking because she's like she's ready to rumble for me like I am for her and you gotta have those family see I'm just this look about to kick in now y 'all ain't seen me drunk in a minute you gotta defend family all you motherfuckers out here watching the replay let me tell y 'all something
Speaker: If you can't defend your family, that's a lot of your struggle. Because you don't understand the strength of unity until you have the strength of family. For those who don't have it, I'm not shitting on y 'all. You got to find friends, I understand. But that family bond is so damn strong. And if you can't find family, you can find friends, keep that bond strong too. We all want to outgrow each other. But always be ready to whip a motherfucker's ass for the motherfuckers who've been there for you the longest. Always remember that shit. Always remember that shit. You ought to be fucked up. I got two credos, if you will, that I live by in life.
Speaker: First one is love and protect your kin. Yes. Second one, if you stand behind me, I'll protect you. If you stand beside me, I'll consider you a brother, and I'll fight to the end with you. If you stand in front of me, don't expect mercy. Hasta luego. I'm just saying. The Mexicans, Michael said, hasta luego. Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: But no, that's Chris's Spanish class. He took it high school. He took it as a nap. Yeah, I took four years of Spanish and pay all four years somehow. No, because I was hot and Spanish teacher was a female, right?
Speaker: to the only part of Spanish they didn't offer space. But apparently I took four years of Spanish and got an A all four years according to my high school transcripts. And that ladies and gentlemen is what you call wearing a football jersey.
Speaker: when you've been training football school. And if you've ever seen varsity blues, you will understand. I mean, I've seen varsity blues, but those days are over for a lot of people. I need some people to stop reminiscing. I need some people to start reminiscing on paying shit the way they want me to start reminiscing on paying shit. Sometimes it's fun to reminisce. Sometimes it's fun. And that's the whole thing, because I've been reconnecting the last couple of weeks with a lot of people from high school and chit -chatting with a lot of people from high school.
Speaker: You know, male and female, just seeing them pop up on Facebook and adding them and chit -chatting with them and stuff like that. And it's crazy because apparently I had a reputation that I wasn't aware of. So you didn't give a shit about the chair to be rounded off. Well, it wasn't a bad reputation, I guess. I mean, you know, we were all aware of your reputation.
Speaker: You might not have known, but we all knew. Cocktail. Jeff was a little bit, Jeff was a little bit more out there about his reputation. My reputation was, I am loving this fucking chair, by the way, just so you can. I know you are. We see, we see, we see. We ride spinners. We ride spinners. They don't stop. Just kind of rotating.
Speaker: You know, Jeff, Jeff with his reputation was a little bit more out there. Mine was a little bit more low key, a little bit more as the kids would say, a swagger, you know, that I didn't realize was there. Mine was man or, let's be honest, man was man. I was just, uh, but it's cool reconnecting with people from my school. And I'm not talking about people from the Christian. I'm talking about people from my actual high school that I haven't talked to or,
Speaker: or anything in over 20 years. And that's still chitchat with a lot of people from the career center. Uh, the people from my actual high school that I haven't talked to in over 20 years and, and, uh, just chitchat with them, you know, it's cool. And, and, and thinking about like, you know, putting out that, that putting out the feelers and not me, but like kind of a mutual thing, like everybody getting back together again, because
Speaker: You hadn't thought about them in so long, and it's like, eh, you know, we were cool back in high school. Well, you still picture them the way you're in high school. Like, like, you know, I, if I think of Vinny, I don't see Vinny now with his gray hair. I see Vinny in high school in my head. You know, I don't, you know, I can walk by Vinny right now and not recognize him until he said something. Or he pulled out a movie ticket. Like I said, this is, yeah, like I said, this isn't,
Speaker: like Career Center. This is my, like my, my, my, my high school, my home school, if you will. And it's wild to talk to some of these people because I haven't talked to them in so long. And you know, we've all got families, we've all got kids. Everybody grew up. Yes. This, that and the other thing. And it's just like, man, none of us think back in high school, we was just living life. We was just having fun. You know, none of us think, you know, one of my buddies, he's been in and out of prison. He's trying to get his life cleaned up. Give me a beer, dude.
Speaker: Yeah, make yourself useful. What? I said, yeah, make yourself useful. Make yourself useful. I mean, literally, look, guys. I don't know if you can see it, but oh, I'm sorry. The fridge is like four feet away, and he's like, go get it. It really is. I can, I can, I can, I mean, yeah, it's literally - Did I mind trick that shit? Did I mind trick that shit?
Speaker: You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you.
Speaker: Poindexter. Poindexter. The first Nerd Award goes to Jeff. Have you heard the interview that, what's his name? Thank you. Ewan McGregor.
Speaker: He walks when he room where Gray was given an interview. This is where I go take a piss. Where he says every time he goes to an automatic door, he does the Jedi fight thing. And people are like, is that fucking Obi -Wan Kenobi to the Jedi fight thing? I don't know. That was the funniest thing I've ever heard, sir. You're sick.
Speaker: Where is that clip that you were supposed to make where Batman called Superman a nerd? The problem is with that clip, I gotta cut it down because it's really long. I know. Holy shit. I know. Three minutes long. Tony, Tony, I don't know if you saw that video. I fucking lost it. Mike and I were going back and forth. He's fucking nerd hair. Jesus. Hope starts with an eight nerd.
Speaker: No, he said, he said, cause if Batman is Superman, he's like, hope starts with an H stupid. Mike, have you seen the other one? Have you seen the other one where it's, it's Bane and, and Batman and yeah, I did a blind react to it. Oh my God. And in order that might surprise you.
Speaker: I don't know. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit. I wear a rubber suit.
Speaker: Okay, okay, okay, okay. We were kids, all right? Calm down. No, no, no. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. It wasn't like it was last week. My sister and I were just taking a bath together, like, okay, so how's your week been? Oh, hold on. You said you were close. I don't know. Have you seen it? Have you seen it? You did live in South Carolina. I mean, shit. Have you seen it? I have never uttered the words roll tide in my life, by the way.
Speaker: That's because you don't know how to spell it. No, but have you seen? Spelling and saying have nothing to do with each other. There's a video on TikTok where this, this girl's like, okay, so we all know we all take shit in the shower. And there's, there's a video on TikTok where this girl, she comes up, she was like, we all know we all take shit in the shower. And there's like 47 people on there going, wait, what? Exactly.
Speaker: And she's like, do you? She asked the question. Do you pick it up, put it in the toilet, or are you awful stopping? What? Yeah. Yeah. Throw the flag. 10 yard penalty. Hey, yo, Glick, that's your man's. That's your man's. That's your boy. Come on, come on, come on. It's your boy. It's your boy. It's your boy.
Speaker: is a lot different than our algorithm, apparently. And I'm gonna need you to calm the fuck down on TikTok, Jeffrey. No, no, no, no. It's literally, it's, it's, I don't follow that. I took back anything I ever said about Jeffrey. I don't know, Jeff. I've never met him. Jeffrey, this is your fault. He is PTSD from your abuse. We need you to go back down to a three.
Speaker: What do you want me to do? Don't do it. You see what happens afterwards, you dipshit. Yeah, apparently. There's a reason why I said you guys 400 TikToks a week. That was the same. We know. This is not boredom. This is not boredom. Any motherfucking way. What? Wherever you want. I don't care. I'm going to say, I fight on TikTok. I never get that out of the rhythm. I've never gotten that TikTok. But it's actually, it's not even the chicks' video.
Speaker: you know, how so many people react to the reaction and reaction. Then when the video pops up, there's like 25. Let them talk. Let them talk. We do the same thing with you. Let them talk now.
Speaker: I'm trying to save him. I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to help him. Why do you want to listen to him? Why do you want to listen to him? Why do you want to listen to him? He's never tried to save me. He just lets me. He's like, yes, he has. I'm like, yeah, he just sits back and he's like, here we go.
Speaker: Here you go. Look at that. He dunked it. Come on. Come on. And that's where he says, quick, duck. I'm trying to help him. He just lets me go. He just, he just like, you know, dumbass.
Speaker: No, but there's, there's some of the shoes that I sent Tony. Those are fucking dumb. I'm going to order me. I'm still looking for that segue. I can't find it. He ain't got one. He can't, I don't know how we went from.
Speaker: taking shit in the shower to shoes, but we did it. This has been a first, this has been a first and you will only hear this on nonsensical nonsense. Shit is in a shower segways in a shoe. When people ask me and they ask me, what's the name of the podcast?
Speaker: I tell him. Nonsense. Well, nonsense. That's a cool name. How did you come up with it? Just listen to it. Yeah, exactly. When I mentioned the podcast to anyone, I always throw in the caveat that it's not for the faint of heart. I just love the fact that lately, you know, I've been getting a lot of, you guys are really funny, you know, and I'm like, damn,
Speaker: I don't think I'm funny. I don't think I did. I mean, I think the other guys are funny. I don't think I'm funny. But they're like, you guys are really funny. And that's awesome. I'll take that every day. We're funny by association. The good guy, the good guy, he's really good looking. And I'm like, funny thing about that. OK, now we know we're lying. I'm the good guy. Now we know you're lying. Damn. We're so good at it. It's getting kind of high up in here. Damn. I am in the way.
Speaker: By the way, I have a confession to make to you gentlemen, you've been getting to 30 years. Nope. When I take my clothes off in the bathroom, you jerk off in the mirror. No, you fucking dummies. Listen to what I said. When I took my clothes off in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.
Speaker: Jeff, you can appreciate that. You're a dad joke guy. No, no. I've been hit the death. Where's the nerve right now? Chicken Alfredo Cabanero for Fazoli's, for those of you who are not working for me. That was the cue. And I'm staying in the house tonight. That was the cue for the nerd. Yes. No, because I do as many dad jokes if not more than him. That's a first for me. I don't do dad jokes. I do dad jokes all the time. Is anybody worried about your drinking tonight, Tony? Somebody might be.
Speaker: The only thing you're on here, it's like a prerequisite. The only person worried about my drinking tonight is my sister and she's going to be drunker, her or me. It's a challenge. You've seen her go to take a bath. You're over here going challenge accepted. You see how tiny my sister is.
Speaker: No, I really didn't. I just saw him standing next to you. Yeah, you guys see how tiny my sister is. She's the only person on this planet that can keep up with me drinking. How tall is she? Yeah. I don't know if she comes up to my chest. Let's just change the standard of measurements to Chris's chest.
Speaker: Well, that's what I'm asking, because then you can do a comparison of what I look. I actually think she might be taller than you, Jeff. Jeff, you're 5 '4". I know she's under 150 pounds. She's tight. She definitely weighs less than I do. Last year, I went over there and we were playing this game that she has with her and some of her friends.
Speaker: It's a drinking game. And I can't remember what the hell it was called. I'll have to ask her if she comes up here. But one of the things where you had to swap shirts with the person to the left of you or whatever, and she was to the left of me, and we both had hoodies on. My hoodie, damn near dropped down below her knees.
Speaker: I think that comes up in my porn algorithm where family members play games together. When we do these podcasts you reveal an awful lot about yourself.
Speaker: Once again, as Chris said, after four hours of watching tranny porn, Jeff was like, once again, it's a persona. Those of these chicks have wieners. I don't know what's going on here, but I like it. She's got some great tits.
Speaker: This chick's got some great movies and one hell of a nice winner. Both of them do, actually. Once again, much like Chris being the asshole, me as the crazy person is the persona. How tall are you? Five and a half. Five, five and a half. Fifty hours. I didn't know they stacked you. Because I was telling them, I was telling them that.
Speaker: It had to be done. No, it didn't. It did not have to be done. What did she do to you? It did not have to be done. Tell the story about my actual man. You're just jealous because she's hollering at you. No, no, stand up. Stand up. Chris, stand up. Wait, Chris, stand up. Other one?
Speaker: Okay, so she's by five, so about her eyes where I come up. I'm standing next to her. I didn't know they stacked shit that high. She's by five and a half, 108 pounds. Yeah, so about her eyes or nose is where I live. And you couldn't handle any of it.
Speaker: You haven't seen my wife. Tony has. I got Tony that name. Tony picture my wife in Paris. And he was like, damn. And I was like, that's my wife. And memory of that 70 show burned. So she's seven inches shorter than I am roughly. And she's about 100 and she's almost 200 pounds lighter than I am.
Speaker: and she can go beer for beer for beer with me all night long. Well, Jeffrey, you're five foot three and you're 350 pounds. Oh my God. In what world do I look like I'm 350 pounds? That's what Mark was doing. Mark, what's going on? I'm like 270 right now.
Speaker: He's watching. Mark is watching. That's my buddy from England. Anybody I know, that's just funny. Oh, no, nobody you know. Yeah, nobody you know. You are absolutely right. Sorry if I haven't discovered me yet. I don't know why. But don't tell Jeff that. You still speaking, because you're still holding on to the illusion. I do, all the time. You tell him about me. He's got dreams about going to Thailand.
Speaker: Just because she says it fancy doesn't mean it's not Karen. Sorry, my name's Karen. Karen. Shut up Karen.
Speaker: Are we going to see another nonsense first where she hits you in the back of the head with a whistle ball bat? I had Bob Stripe all the way over to the back of the head. It was fucking hilarious. I got Bob to go all the way over there. So here's a permit back in the back of the head. Josh, are you OK?
Speaker: That is, that is my second Adam Sandler movie reference of tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Say what you want to Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler is
Speaker: Oh, I'm not saying he's not but you have your mention the fact that you had to do you mentioned the fact that you hit so many Adam Taylor references. Did you get it? Did you get it?
Speaker: What movie? What movie? What was the last one? I'm still a nerd. I'm not saying that you're a bigger nerd than I am. I'm just saying that I'm a nerd too, fucker. Yeah, they tell it. They tell you my nerd is bigger than yours all the time. You spent last Wednesday, the last hour of the show, talking comic books. We're all fucking nerds. I want to hear that story. What story?
Speaker: Get what? What are we getting? Sorry, I glitched out and everything was all crazy. Oh, we were talking. He, he tried to say that I was a nerd because I freaking did the, uh, you know, how Adam Sandler and I was like, try to make that one stick. I don't think it did. Just grab whatever you can find.
Speaker: At this point, it's okay. Everybody's pretty much dropped down here. What are you talking about, Mark? If anybody's drinking the real stuff, it's Tony with the D. Jeff's drinking male comes in a glass with milk. No, Jeff's drinking liquor. It's got more vodka than anything. Jesus Christ. Jeff, I appreciate you drinking the real stuff.
Speaker: And meanwhile Tony with the D is drinking Uncle nearest 1984. He's drinking the real shit. He's drinking the real shit. I'm just sitting in the spinach here. Don't mind me. When y 'all grow up, let me know.
Speaker: And y 'all want to get grown with drinking. First and foremost, Tony and Jeffrey and Michael and all your own burger, real stuff. Whenever you pussies want to fucking grow up.
Speaker: let Daddy know and I'll bring the jar down because I've got a jar of peach moonshine. I never said, I never once said I could not drink any. I know I'm the biggest lightweight on the show because I'm not a big drinker but it's Saturday. So Tony D you can have your Nero 1884 and all that but all I know is I got a jar of moonshine on my refrigerator
Speaker: that if you smell it, you'll be asleep for three days, let alone drinking. Because I don't drink more shine. Because I don't drink more shine. Well, drink it, damn, man. Get country. Get country with it, Tony D. No. Get rednecks. Mark, for the last time, that was a lucky guess on Chad's part, OK? Shut up, Mark.
Speaker: is so wrong and shut up mark that's why you fucking lost that's why he didn't study he didn't study he didn't take the pretense he rolled the dice and got lucky he doesn't know
Speaker: read the damn comments, jab. Oh, I was sorry. I got the brand up for video recording. So I don't see the comments all day. What are you doing? I love you, Mark. You sexy son of a bitch. Mark's my guy. Mark's my guy. We were talking about this last week.
Speaker: And we were talking about this last week and then I was on TikTok. I was live on TikTok. What day was that? Thursday night I was live on TikTok and we were talking about it again. Mark's one of my personal OGs who's been around with me since Periscope and he's gone with me to TikTok, he's gone with me to
Speaker: to hear, to haps, and everything. You know, Mark's one of those OGs. I got nothing but love for that guy. I bust his balls a lot about being an English or British or whatever he is. But that's my dude. That is my brother. Fucking porter. Who's America? Who's America? So if Mark's one of your OGs, Mark, I'm going to say what's up. Come on, boy. Is it UK and E's or they're considering like, I don't know.
Speaker: If you can do somebody the other day that I speak pervert an ease and they're like, really? Have you met Jeff? Yeah. Um, then I met Jeff and now, wow. Wow.
Speaker: Wow. Fuck you, Mark. I take back every good thing I just said about you. Everything. It's all about it. Not only should she have swallowed, she should have said she had a headache and swallowed your ass. It all comes back to, he's got my back because he and I know how many holes he has. Click. I have right here. I have right here the book. Do I need to put him on the list?
Speaker: put him on the list. Adam, do the list, Michael. You're going on the list, Mark. You're going on the list. Put him above, putting him at number one. Put him at number one. Oh, he's going above Texas? He's going to number one. Mark, Mark, you just have to, you can always tell Chris is coming because you'll hear this.
Speaker: You can always tell Glix. Like Chris is in the area. It's the Chris symbol. You can always tell Glix coming because he goes... He's poking at it.
Speaker: Mark's going on the list. Above Canada. Well, I'll drink to that. That was on me. I didn't even take a shot at anybody else. That was a shot on myself. That was good. Jim's like, I'll drink to that too. I'm in.
Speaker: It's a rare occasion that Glick takes a shot at himself. I mean, three or four times, three or four times a night before he goes to bed. Come on, come on.
Speaker: Was that, was that sung by Samuel L. Jackson? Why? Cause he's black? Can I turn to what? He turned down. I don't think this is right. I'm going to turn it down. No. Mark said, Mark said I'm booking a plane ticket right now. Don't book that plane ticket son. It's going to be all bad for you. It's not going to be your tea that's getting thrown into the ocean. It's going to be my TV bag on your face.
Speaker: Boy, you sure do. You've got to put a mouth. Squirt like a pig. Let me see that taint. Squirt like a pig for me, boy. I like it. Tony D. Hey, Tony D. Tony D. will never come to the cabin with me because of that movie, because that's where we are currently at. We are in the middle of a goddamn movie. As you open the door, the song starts playing. So, like, I've seen this movie.
Speaker: Tony with a D so like I've seen this movie, I'm fucking gone. Tony says I'm too black for this shit. And that's a direct quote from Tony D. Just so you guys know, that's not me putting Tony has said those words. Ladies and gentlemen, a moment of silence, please. All right, continue. That is the sexiest sound on the planet. Isn't it though? It's not evil. Yes, it is.
Speaker: There's only two sounds that are. And I'm not going to go there. But Tony, I know what you are thinking. But if you combine those two sounds, whoop, game over. Exactly, Martin. That's why I'm going around with my new joke, especially in the words. I don't even know what you're saying. It really trips having your asses.
Speaker: As long as Jeff has me stuck, I'm not in the position his wife is in when I'm stuck. I don't have my drink, maybe. Yeah, you gotta wait. If my wife dies before me, I'm having her stuff bent over, grabbing her ankle.
Speaker: I'm trying to ignore him saying that. I'm trying not to remember him saying that. You keep bringing it to hell. You do know that there was a serial converter psychopath that did that, right? Stuffed his own wife. What are you doing? It's Bush Light, Michael. What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker: He's doing that. Just pour it in your glass and drink it. You don't even have to pour it in your glass. Drink it out of the can. Let's do that now. No, no, it's actually pretty good. I'm not going to lie. I get that, but talk about it. It is. But there's no fucking way you're making love to it. We're watching you. We're watching you. You're making love to it. You're like, oh, Lord. Hey, baby. Sorry. The only person on the show that takes longer to make a drink is me. I love you. I love you. I love you. Because I have two things that I need to put in my glass. I've got to make sure they're right shows, right?
Speaker: There's no ratio. There is no ratio. I drink 47 beers in the time it took you to pour that one cup. I almost finished my third drink. Just like I almost finished.
Speaker: That's the story of his wife's life
Speaker: Do the half and half half any white deer and Mountain Dew that stuff is really good. I do that on the show. I made a live tiktok on the podcast.
Speaker: Mike, where you been? Where you been, Mike? Mark's like, we used to be thunder. We used to be thunder, but fuck you, thunder. We used to be thunder, but there's four key words in that phrase, Mark. We used to be. Look, everybody else in my life
Speaker: Everybody else. Everybody else took the red pill and got out, huh? Except you three. Except you three. There's no red pill for you. You're mine. Yeah, this is all for the green pill. What the fuck? You might want to go see him right now. That's your next item. I am. You grabbed some salt and rubber. Jesus.
Speaker: Well, Chris has already assessed. He's telling Glick that Glick cut him deep. Just make it worse, why don't you? He had one feeling left. He had one feeling left, and you broke it. I hope you're happy. Mark brought this on himself. You're so mean. Mark knows. He brought this on himself. You can't jump in the ring with Ali just because you think you can pop. You can't jump in the ring with a champ.
Speaker: I'm the champ. I'm the goat. We're celebrating a national holiday.
Speaker: It's fucking Glickness up in this bitch. It's Glick Day up in this motherfucker. It's in Glickness Day up in this motherfucker. Don't beat yourself up over past mistakes. You are going to fuck up again in the future. Quite possibly in the most spectacular fashion. Why worry about yesterday's fuck -ups? When do you have tomorrow's fuck -ups to look forward to?
Speaker: you are a fuckup and fucking up is part of your growth process embrace the process hashtag embrace the process click oh no that was one remark
Speaker: We all know it was rigged elections. We know who's the real president around here. I'm down. We just let it be. We just let it be. Yeah, we did. We really did.
Speaker: Come say what's up little no
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: I really do, because Mark's my guy. That's my dude. He's just breaking my heart, man. He's breaking my heart. Now I know how the Godfather felt. Now I know how the Godfather felt, man. He's over here. Why do you build me up? But I come in, they just let me down.
Speaker: He's breaking my heart. I now know how Tony Soprano felt when he had to kill Christopher. He killed him to destroy the business. Nobody destroyed the business. He broke Tony's heart. You know what? I hadn't finished the Sopranos, so thanks a lot, asshole. Thanks for that. I've never even watched the Sopranos. I've never even watched the Sopranos. I can't get into it. I just watched clips. I just watched clips.
Speaker: I can't get anywhere. I'm still working on Supernatural. And you ask me for a favor. Now you're quoting Godfather. You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding. The day of my daughter's wedding. I can't do it. The day of my daughter's wedding. For a favor.
Speaker: It's going to come a day where I'm going to ask you for a favor. I'm going to need a favor. I'm going to need you to do a service for me. Yes. Yes. I'm going to need you to do a service for Jeff.
Speaker: We have to do carry
Speaker: Mark, you missed that whole scenario. How the hell did he get down on his own damn shit? Good. It's time for...
Speaker: Wait, ladies and gentlemen, that was Jeff. Yes.
Speaker: over there wearing purple saying, over there wearing purple saying, when they gonna leave all people alone? And everybody probably go, what do you mean you people? Jeff, I must admit, now would be a good time for you to do a music break so Glitt can come back. And if he does not, oh boy. We'll see him in the cemetery. I was gonna say, it's not that time.
Speaker: I figured about that time. Oh, here he goes. You motherfuckers talk each other back on the radio. How many back on screen?
Speaker: Mike, you're going to get cut off. I'm going to get shot number three in the morning, because I'm already feeling this shit. My tolerance is low on purpose to save money. So all you can see is you're sending me a lightweight. It's my ass, because you wouldn't drive me home. You wouldn't save me from a DUI, especially if I acted crazy enough to where you would leave me to fuck alone. It's like I learned to control myself before the rest of you try to control me, god damn it. Play the damn music. All right, here we go. So a little rum breaker riddle, yeah. Oh, yeah, one more thing.
Speaker: You heard me, that boy. Last I had a little dancer, came dancing to my door Last I had a little angel, came pumping across my soul
Speaker: She said, come on baby, got a license for love And if she expires, bring her from afar Because in the midnight hour, she got more, more, more With the rebel yell, she got more, more, more Wow, in the midnight hour, baby, more, more, more
Speaker: She sees me to my feet What set you free and brought you to me, baby What set you free? I need to hear about me Because in the midnight hour She cried no more With a rebel yell She cried no more
Speaker: So he takes it to go from the 7 I'll have been Well he's out all night to collect his beer But just alone, just so long it don't mess up his hair
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: I drive your tears of pain three thousand times for you I'd sell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I'd give you all and have none, babe Just stay, just stay
Speaker: Hell yeah! That is such a good song. That was Bob Springer's.
Speaker: Biggest to Rum Springer for giving Glick his props when he did see him and acknowledging and appreciating the fact that we do play his music. So biggest to Rum Springer. Rum Springer, when y 'all see us, y 'all rock on, damn it. We ain't even gotta be a fan. We just gonna support each other. I'm not a rock and roll head, but damn it, if you gonna support a band and the band's gonna appreciate and respect it, we gonna keep the motherfucking going. They go out on top of Mojo as well. I'ma say this shit. Everybody wanna look. See, I've been drinking. I told y 'all. I've been drinking. Yeah, shut the fuck up so I can do the intro. Jesus Christ. Fuck you and go ahead.
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Speaker: so we are in the third hour chris is obviously having some difficulties
Speaker: since I can say it more than he can now. Did you know I'm the champ? I can finally get a word edge with us. Select Joe motherfucker. Also, go ahead, go ahead and give us a listen on, you can watch us live and participate in the podcast, be in the chatters box with us and say hey to us. And if you like it, you know what, give us a share. Sharing is caring.
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Speaker: I have nothing to do with that. I tell them every day they'll say she should have came on the broadcast, she should have been in the comments section and all that good shit. I done told y 'all I'm drunk, damn it. I just ate, but I'm feeling good. Coming back after our break, we have Cody with the D, who is taking full advantage of that wicked God. And I brought the family with me.
Speaker: And then also it was supposed to be running and then also it was supposed to be running the podcast for the Glagster itself. But Todid is lambing in there like a big steam train.
Speaker: I want to give a shout out to Golf Hawk. Golf Hawk asked me if the Panthers are going to win tomorrow. I want to say, no, I think the 49ers got that game. I did talk football this morning. For those of you who did not see it, T -O -N -Y -T -O -N -7 -2 on Twitch, T -O -N -Y -T -O -N -1 -6 -3 on Twitter, you will see a broadcast this morning called Holiday Shenanigans. I kind of put the fantasy football comments and predictions in there. Check it out. I think the 49ers got the Panthers this weekend. The Panthers, I don't know what the hell is going on with the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker: They're not supposed to be this bad. I have one thing to say about your sports. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you. You short living out of the country. Unathletic motherfucker. I know good and got that well used. I'm athletic as fuck. However. Motherfucker your tongue is but your body isn't. Fuck you.
Speaker: At the end of the day, yes. But we are, like I said, we're already at it. We are back. We got Tony D in the house. We got Mike, the big dog in the house. And of course, Chris is apparently probably on his way to the graveyard, which is kind of scary. I think this beer got in the way of the Wi -Fi.
Speaker: He's either on his way to the graveyard to actually reconnect, or he's just watching. Look, you both. And it's eight o 'clock over there now, and it's dark, so he will be in the dark, in the graveyard. He's going to get that deep dive of the Blood of Glitch. And hopefully, and hopefully,
Speaker: He does it right next to that that witch that's supposed to be in there Speaking of Blair Witch Here we go. No, no, no, no, not about Blair Witch in general, but movies in general I was telling Chris I I broke down and I got myself HBO Max and
Speaker: Just for the record, every time you hear you tired of us talking movies, and then when you're the first thing Jeff starts off with, I wasn't doing myself doing. He's not here to complain, so fuck you. Although I did, I did, because you started off with a Blair Witch. In the last episode that we were all in, we talked about watching Candy Man. We're watching Halloween films. No. I did watch the, though, the remake of Candy Man yesterday, actually.
Speaker: Click approved. Click approved. Is that him? Or is that you? That's totally me. I started watching the Lethal Weapon series. The TV show? Or the movie? Yeah, the TV show. Jesus Christ. I thought it was all right. What with the Wayans brother in it, right? Yeah, it's got the Wayans brother and the guys, the guy that plays Riggs is, I'm sure he's done other stuff, but I don't know who he is. I've never seen.
Speaker: And apparently in the third season, Sean Williams comes in. Not to necessarily take over the Riggs character. They weren't going to take over Riggs, right? Well, no, Riggs character actually dies according to Google.
Speaker: And then Sean Williams Scott is like a, he's like a former. Yeah, it's not like his buddy. No, it's because the Riggs character in, in the series is a Navy Seal. So it's like Brother in Arms kind of comes in and to avenge him. I thought he was, I thought he was a Navy Seal in, in the movie series. No, he was, he was Special Forces Ranger.
Speaker: It was special forces. He never said what what branch but i'm I think it's army ranger He was pretty much the same damn thing. It's just a matter of No, michael as tony and I have both stated. We're we've both been in the military army rangers navy seals Opposite side of the same coin, opposite side of the same coin every time I'm almost on the floor
Speaker: but uh but it's it's actually really good i've actually enjoyed it i'm i think i'm almost done with the first season but uh yeah i've enjoyed it i did have something to say uh i saw something and i wanted to get uh i was hoping to get krix's reaction as well but you know since he's fucked off um
Speaker: Have you seen, there are people, there's a group of people trying to cancel Hocus Pocus 2.
Speaker: why i just watched i actually watched that movie last night as well it's not terrible it's not terrible because i heard it was trash it's it is it is 100 so it's got some cute references and some some uh nice nostalgia but it's it's not great
Speaker: But apparently they're like, they could be casting spells into your living room. And I was like, really? I didn't see that. I saw that post. Yeah, I did see that. And I was like, I mean, are you? You could divulge into that. Most movies are casting spells and that's a whole long big stereotype. No, but it's because it's because they're witches and it's like, you know what? I mean, give me a fucking.
Speaker: Well, to be honest with you, and I came from the independent Baptist upbringing where Star Wars was the devil and Harry Potter was the devil. They said the same thing. They said the same thing about Harry Potter that she was casting real spells, teaching real witchcraft and all that stuff.
Speaker: Well, I don't, I don't think, I don't think that there's a, I don't think there's, look, what I don't want to do is censor someone. If someone has an opinion, they have an opinion. My thing is, is okay. If that's how you feel, congratulations. Thank you for letting me know. But.
Speaker: then but if you're trying to cancel something if you're trying to cancel something then don't don't go off and say well don't uh i have a right to say something because you actually are trying to prevent some that's freedom of speech both ways if you don't like the movie don't watch the movie
Speaker: But at the end of the day, I watched it. I watched the movie as soon as it came out because I'm a huge fan of the original. I love Bette Midler. She's amazing. And Sarah Jackson Parker, Chris makes fun of me all the time because he's like, she's a horse and she's got big teeth. I think she's sexy as hell. Even now. I've never found her attractive. Oh, I find her sexy as hell. But Mike, do you know, have you seen the Ted Blasso series?
Speaker: I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Ted Lasso, it's basically the major league with soccer. Oh. But it's a series. And the owner of the team in Ted Lasso is the witch that gives Winnie the book. Now, I mean, I thought she would be getting the movie.
Speaker: um she you ain't seen i'll put that out there wait till you see her in ted lasso i'm telling you why i'm afraid because i've heard about your i've heard about your fyp i'm afraid that um no no actually ted lasso ted lasso is a really wholesome kind of character he's it's based on a true story but it's basically major league with soccer
Speaker: With the exception of the owner isn't actually a full -on cunt. She just... she kind of wants to get back at her husband, who she won the team from in the divorce. But... Well, Hocus Pocus... Neither Hocus Pocus was special, okay? No, it's not. It's not. It's not kids. There he is. Made by kids.
Speaker: you know no but it's actually it's the original it's way better than adorable and campy and and it is you know yeah no 100 so i don't i don't expect a master it's like you know no but it like i watched hocus pocus too because i'm hocus pocus the the original is a staple for me like every halloween i have to watch hocus pocus it's like every christmas yeah exactly just like every christmas i have to watch national lampoon's christmas vacation
Speaker: It's not Christmas without those cookies. Yeah. For me it's a Christmas girl. I have to watch. My son's in the background so I apologize. Let me tell you something. It's not Christmas until it's Thanksgiving after dinner. Then Monday kicks in. And I hear the temptations. Period. End of story.
Speaker: Christmas and I went through the house. I had a preacher was stirring. Not even a month. In my life. For a holiday, for a holiday, what do you, what is your holiday movie or series or whatever that you have to watch or else it's not Christmas or whatever it is? I really do go by song. Well, for Christmas, my, my list, I'll, I'll go first. Yeah, go ahead. Uh, my list would be a Christmas, a Christmas carol.
Speaker: but not the George C. Scott one. I can't pronounce his name. It was the one before him. I would have to do... You see, for me, on that same note, Mike, I have to watch A Christmas Story with Ralphie. I'm going to shoot your eye out and all that shit. It's in there. It's in there. See, I never liked that movie. And I actually don't think that it's... I actually don't think it's funny or cute or terrible. I love that film. Right? I don't like it at all. You have issues, Mike.
Speaker: Did you know I was never, honestly, I was wearing up that Christmas movie. Hold on guy that plays rock. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I had the microphone. The guy that plays Ralph. Do you know he's in a movie Iron Man? Yes.
Speaker: He plays a scientist that Obadiah Stane yells at saying, Tony Stark made this in a cave. That's the Ralphie from the Christmas story. I mean, honestly, I was never allowed to watch it. My parents thought that he had a bad attitude. So I was never able, I was never allowed to watch it as a kid. So when I saw it as an adult, I had no emotional attachment to it. And I thought it was,
Speaker: It was a movie, you know, but I had no attachment to it. But I will agree with you. I will. I will agree with you. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation has to be on that list. Charlie Brown's Christmas has to be on that list. Charlie Brown has to be on that. That song gets me. Christmas time is here. That song gets me. Well, for me, it was when Linus
Speaker: explains what Christmas was about and and and then also uh the Grinch that stole Chris the mean one and not Jim and not Jim Carrey's Grinch. I'm talking about when you get it time when you get it time you need to listen to that song bust around as a Jim Carrey did for that real Grinch movie. Oh, that was good. I like dying. I like Jim Carrey was rapping.
Speaker: Or like you did in that one. I'd like to give a shout out to the west side of Whoville. But yeah, those would be up there. Holiday, a white Christmas. Hold on, wait. Tony, what is your Christmas list for movies you have to see?
Speaker: Movie's not really the Charlie Brown one. I gotta give him the Grinch. I gotta give him. I did kind of pull back a little bit as I got grown and got older. I didn't worry about it as much. Basically, what Thanksgiving dinner is over midnight hits when I hit a temptation is officially the season for me. OK, you're gonna have to send me that because I've never heard that. Temptations Christmas song.
Speaker: You've heard it. I almost guarantee you've heard it. Just didn't know the title of it. But definitely, when you hear Silent Night by The Temptations, that's when the holiday season starts. I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there. Those of us who are African. We rock this shit, but everybody understands when that song comes on. In my mind. OK. Now, neither one of you have mentioned the ultimate Christmas moment. Which one? Die hard. Fucking die hard, dude. I'll give you that. Well, you cut me off.
Speaker: I understand. And you know what? I'm also gonna add Lethal Weapon because that's a Christmas movie too. Yes. Lethal Weapon is a Christmas movie it is. Yes. No, but who sings, is it Run DMC that sings the song that's - The Christmas Rap, yes. Yeah, the Christmas Rap. That I gotta hear. I gotta hear that during Christmas. Why do I think so crazy? She might not be a hip -hop fan.
Speaker: Exactly. No. No. That's that's legendary for the Christmas songs. That one damn Christmas gem is legendary for the hip -hop community. That is the truth. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. But no, me and Tony with the deer cut from the same cloth, I am definitely. I don't know what's going on. I don't know why it won't reconnect, but I'm going to try one more time. Tell him to go to the cemetery.
Speaker: I says go to the fucking cemetery. Don't be a bitch. If you ever didn't hear that, Chris says he's trying to reconnect and it doesn't want to reconnect. We've seen it a couple of times, so we're waiting on him.
Speaker: Yes, now we're not waiting on nobody. We're doing the show. We we walk into the show in preparation for this. Well, the show is going to get done. That's what our question. So we're going to do what we do. We're going to do what we do.
Speaker: You got the second in command. You got the second in command. You got the tag team in place. It ain't no problem. And now we're watching. Now we're talking about movies. Yeah, because Chris is here. I will say this. Tony with the D had said something twice after Thanksgiving at midnight. And I think there should be something to be said that I like all my holidays. I love Halloween.
Speaker: Halloween don't need to be in 4th of July and Halloween don't need to be in Thanksgiving and I love Christmas. I like all of my holidays.
Speaker: I don't like seeing Valentine's Day stuff up during Christmas time. That's how you know, that's how you can tell a holiday is coming up because you walk into a store six months before it's coming and they got this shit ready to buy.
Speaker: Yes, blasphemy. Nobody should buy any Christmas decorations until after Thanksgiving. I don't watch a single movie or listen to a single song until after Thanksgiving. And then I go to Christmas stuff until then. See, I have the issue where Thanksgiving is not a thing down here.
Speaker: No, it isn't. And I'm not exactly sure what they celebrate down here besides Cinco de Mayo, honestly. You got Feliz Navidad, so I know they do Christmas. Well, that's Christmas. Yeah, I know they do Christmas, but I know they do real big on Cinco de Mayo. And it all depends on where you are. And that's in May. OK, I'm glad you said that. That's in May. It all depends on where you are. Day of the Dead, which is basically Halloween thing. Halloween? Also depends on who you are. Yeah, well, yeah. That's all Saints Day, isn't it? No, it's before Halloween.
Speaker: Actually, Halloween is All Saints Day Eve. There's something right before. I forgot what it is. But it also, like my wife and I have stated a lot of times during the Day of the Dead, she wants to take me to certain parts of Mexico where they really, they go falcon all out.
Speaker: Right. Like I don't understand why you've been down there for 20 years. Yeah. I don't know why you've been down there for 20 years and you haven't done that yet. Exactly. It all comes down to it. It's timing. Uh, now I have like before, before I got the job I have now, we didn't have the cashflow to just bounce whenever we want. Now we have the cashflow and we're like, okay, let's, let's. I understood the money aspect of it. Yeah.
Speaker: You got no reason not to go into damn well. You son of a bitch. Get out the house. Get out the house. I don't want to hear about tattoos. I don't want to hear about dinner. I don't hear about the malls. I don't hear about the movies. I don't hear about you getting the fuck out of the house. Never. Well, it's like it comes down to like before I actually took the job that I do now, we had to run on tourist time. So Halloween, Christmas, stuff like that. You got to be here to actually make the money.
Speaker: right because because it's tourist season so like your your break time where you can afford to actually take the time off is during the low season like right after summer break or right after christmas break or something like right after spring break because you stacked up that cash during that time
Speaker: And and so so you don't have and and you don't want to miss the next season by taking that season off because then you struggle during low season. Agree. Now, now we're at that point and and as of next month, November 15th, I'll be doing the job that I do now for a year. Good to the day and and I can actually find out how to make this year which will be fun because I have no **** food. I just know it's a lot.
Speaker: Well, what I'm going to, what I'm going to tell you is like, I understand financial issues and struggling and not having the money to do something, but my, my words of wisdom to you and someone who was a lot like you in, in, in was trying to work two, three jobs because, you know, sometimes providing for a family isn't financially.
Speaker: And it doesn't matter, yes, we all like nice cars and we all like top of the line, everything. But you know what's gonna matter in the end isn't what Fiat or Dodge Ram or whatever. It's what memory that you made with someone that you loved about, loved with, and take it from someone who's had that ripped away. And then, and then, and then,
Speaker: And then worse, the work ethic that I displayed because of my willingness to financially provide for my family used against me as a weapon to where it was something to look bad at.
Speaker: You have a good job that's providing your needs. Make memories. Make memories with your wife. Make memories with your kids. Do it. Do it. But Jeff, I mean, Mike, Mike, let me tell you what he's doing is he's building a surplus. Me and him had this discussion earlier this year too. He came about the whole, now he's building a surplus. I'm not mad about that, but Jeff, you do still need to get out of the house one good goddamn time. I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you those surpluses. I'm going to tell you those surpluses.
Speaker: those, those portfolios that you're trying to build. And I commend you for being smart in doing that. But like I, like I told the guy Mark in the interview, you know, what happened in 19, whatever, when the, when the stock market crashed, all of it didn't matter how hard they worked. It was gone. Right. And if it, if it happens again, all your work, I shorted the market. I shorted the market.
Speaker: So I, I guarantee, I basically bet on the fact that it was going to drop and it paid off. Well, look, I understand that, but I'm not trying to get into, I'm not trying to get into specifics. The point that I'm, the point that I'm saying is, is you, you, you know, you can always serve one master in either. And however, my, my major fault in my marriage.
Speaker: My major fault in my marriage was I didn't put my family first. I put my job first. Now I did it for my family. My job first. And that was my major fault. And now what do I have?
Speaker: No, but see, I've never made that mistake of putting the job first. I mean, I do my job for I, you know, I sit here at my computer for eight to nine, 10 hours a day. The podcast is my crazy day, because I literally finished work. And then I'm immediately on the podcast. And Saturdays is, you know, my fuck off day. But like, I,
Speaker: at five o 'clock every day, I'm done. My phone rings, it goes to voicemask. Because that's my time that, you know, the kids and I sit here and watch a movie or a wife and I, we have movie night every night, because we have every streaming service we can buy. And we're like, hey, like, I literally sat down with Kevin the other day, and I said, Kevin, you've never seen Ace Ventura. We're gonna watch Ace Ventura tonight.
Speaker: And, you know, maybe not the most wholesome movie, but, but it was funny when I was a kid. So it was funny and he was laughing. And we watched, uh, we just, like my wife, I just introduced her to Rick and Morty. So her, oh, Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. She's let me, uh, let me, uh, let me ask, let me ask the men here. Let me ask you Tony with the D and then I'm going to ask you, Jeff, the same question. Um, Tony with the D.
Speaker: What would you say is your most valuable asset that you could give to someone else? Love. 100%. Okay. Then Jeff, do you agree with that? Well, I agree with it, but I take it one step further is affection.
Speaker: Affection. Okay, so Tony, listen to me. There's not a day go by that I don't, you know, like my wife, she went to this conference. So this conference is literally, I can get there in 20 minutes. But, you know, as opposed, because the conference starts at like six in the morning, goes to like nine at night. I was like, you know what, just get a hotel in the hotel zone and stay up there. But before, even though she's 20 minutes away, I literally was like, okay, before you leave, I want a fucking kiss.
Speaker: And I hug the kids all the time. And I give the affection because at the end of the day,
Speaker: My parents were loving parents, so don't be wrong. My dad never was like, hey, give me a hug. It never happened. And I don't blame my dad. He was just, he's an old school guy who was like, guys don't hug, calm down. He was also toughening you up. Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly. And I do that with kids, but I do it in a way where it's like, oh, you hurt yourself. Fucking walk it off. It's a straight knee. Calm down.
Speaker: right it's not as bad as you think and but but you know my wife gets on me about hugging the kids you know i'm not a big hugger because of my past because of that right do yourself do yourself a favor hug your kids
Speaker: Oh, I do. I do. I don't have to do what your dad did. But remember what your dad taught you kids understand it as well by being yourself. Yes. Could I propose something that the most valuable asset that Tony with the D has is not well and Jeff or affection because
Speaker: Because Tony with the D, how many people have you loved in your life? A lot. How many people? I'm not going to lie. How many people have you unloved? I still love everybody. Unloved is a hard word. There's people that you're trying not to bother. There's people that you... When I say unloved, let me say cut off. Very little.
Speaker: Not giving a damn, not giving a damn too many. I gotta look at it. You gonna ask me this, you ask me this serious shit while I've been drinking, you son of a bitch. You don't fuck up. Unloved, unloved, yes, unloved is a hard word because there's people you're not gonna care about. There's people you can't be there for and then there's people that you had to cut off. Those three numbers alone combined is a lot and entirely too many for.
Speaker: how my heart is built based on how I was raised and the fact that I took religious seriously. So what you're saying is an excellent question. It's also a loaded question. Nobody can actually give you a true answer to that. How many people have you loved? That's the people you take seriously, the people you keep close, the people you chose to give a damn about, the people who hurt you.
Speaker: because you had a love for them whether you fucking knew it or not. I'm gonna go into there, but out there, go ahead Jeff. I'm about to start talking about shit up in this motherfucker. And I told y 'all this about four damn times. Go ahead. That brings up an interesting question. How many chances do you get some of it? As many as possible. Seven times 70 is the Bible. Seven times 70.
Speaker: That's a lot because God gives you for your sin. So who are you not to forget this exactly, you know However, there is a point and what at what point do you cut somebody off? Well, you can't talk more. That's your own. That's your own. So this is this is where a lot of people get confused. I don't know why this motherfucker asked me a question. It is shut me the fuck up. Bring your bearded ass on
Speaker: The Bible says to forgive everyone But he does not say to let them back into your life. It does not say to trust them again No, but like that's to be sober and vigilant. I Give everyone but it doesn't say forgive everything says forgive everyone, but not everything right now My thing is like I'm not
Speaker: I have a rule. I'll let you fuck up as many times as you want. I don't care because that's fine. But you, there is a point and everybody's point is different. And like Chris's point is way up here, my gears is way down here. Just so you know. But it comes down to if you fuck up enough,
Speaker: I'm going to be like, you don't fuck you. I don't need, I don't need to deal with your shit. No, but like, well, no, trust me. I've separated more people than, than most because I don't, I had to separate. Doesn't mean I cared any less for them. It doesn't mean they forgive them. But for my safety, my, my mental health.
Speaker: I had to say, I've got to cut you off right here. You know, I've never tried to circle it back out to the point that I was trying to get to. Yeah, go ahead. I would propose that the most valuable thing that any of us could give, he's fried chickening, is time. Because you can love a lot of people and you can lose and love.
Speaker: But, and you can get love back. And, and if you've been affectionate with anybody that you ever loved, then that's something that's not necessarily special because there's many people that you love. Uh, Tony, you said you love a lot of people. So that's now the, the.
Speaker: Value or the intensity of that love varies from individual to individual Obviously, so, you know what? This is the thing with you. This is the thing with you, Mike You got a heart you feel like your husband taking advantage of and the consequences you're paying for the love You try to give in a way that you thought will never supposed to be delivered is what's costing you You got to be careful how you do shit. You also got to rebuild and I told you this earlier this year. I Do understand the struggle. I wanted your ass up here because I was worried about yours
Speaker: I've been drinking, I've been told all your motherfuckers are ready. This son of a bitch right here, I'm gonna use you, refocus, regenerate. It's gonna take you a while. I told you this earlier this year, you're gonna see it. I know where you're coming from and I know what you're saying. Just stay focused on it. Adding the kids into the mix is always the extra that people are willing to help you with when they see you do what you do.
Speaker: Remember that. Stay in touch with them no matter what. Keep an open line of communication no matter what. Then you got to work on being there. I'm half way going through what you're going through right now. I'm actually taking this weekend to myself. It's the first three -day weekend where I haven't done anything with anybody. I'm just sitting there being me. Right. And all you got to do is keep your hopes up. Time is going to bring you to bring the whole family back together at one point that you wanted to be. But you also need time to heal. Yes.
Speaker: I hate to say it like that because I know what it killed me. I already knew why you left the show. I just kept telling you bring your monkey ass back.
Speaker: But it also comes down to you do need time to evaluate certain parts of your life in general. I need to evaluate. Yeah, you can turn it off. And I needed to reset. You can turn it off for an hour, a couple of hours or whatever for the show. But at the end of the day, the show ends and then you're like,
Speaker: I was, yeah. But the kicker with Frank is, we was his vet. We was his vet. And I didn't want him to snap. That's why I told you, keep your ass up here. Whether you said anything or not, we was your vet. You was able to take your mind off of it and refocus a little better. I almost want to guarantee there's something that you missed that you didn't see. And you might have been able to see how you take your mind off it for a minute. I said, well, we had to do a homework while he was in high school.
Speaker: All you got to do is get back on your feet. Yeah, it's going to take time. Yeah, you're going to make the effort. You're not going to lose what you had. You just got to get back into it and be able to maintain it from a new aspect of the new avenue. I've had to do it. I got lucky with the way that I did it. I got lucky. That's why I'm telling you what you got to do. Speaking of luck, I contribute 99 % of my life luck. Yeah, because you're a leprechaun. Go ahead. Fuck you.
Speaker: If I could follow if I follow a bucket of shit, I'm gonna come out smelling like rose one way or another No, because I mean seriously looking back at my life, I mean For years I I struggled
Speaker: Yeah coming out of the struggle the best advice to a lot of people. I don't want to see nobody go through it I don't that's why I said that interview with Mike and mark because I've I see Where mark is and when mark started? He was not quite in the same situation you but financially he was in the same situation as you Mike yeah, and Mike marks Check is 10 times 20 times what mine is I?
Speaker: Mark, do me a favor if you still listening. I want you to get your bank account back the way it was before you went down. Okay, well, motherfucker, when he does listen or when he hears it, get it back the way it was when you fell, then double it, the surplus upon it, then start spending it. The mark I'm talking about, Mark, is I call him the machine. So women have called me the machine, get to the point. No, no, not in that aspect. Fuck you talking about? The mark I'm talking about, why am I a coworker?
Speaker: I've been drinking in the ones you motherfuckers. Keep on goddamn talking. This dude literally, I joke with him all the time that he's got like 30 kids. He's got six. That's close enough. And this dude is pulling in some spurious dough right here. Cheers.
Speaker: I just finished one. I gotta make it up. Y 'all drinking beer. Oh, I'm sure you can, Mark. I'm not drinking beer, you can. Oh, whoa, hey. That's Kahlua, y 'all. That's Kahlua. Yeah, I got Kahlua. Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua, I have a problem. I do so much. I run out. Yeah. You're not drinking real liquor. I'm drinking vodka with it, bitch. That's a kick. Yeah, you got vodka with that. She's good. He's good. Beer and all. She's a parallel mother. Yeah.
Speaker: That's right, ladies and gentlemen. You gotta do something you can't pronounce because it's Russian. After this one, I won't be able to pronounce it because I'm three sheets to the wind as we speak. Mark, you understand. Listen, when you get the right woman, you don't care what you do and they love it. Hey, I'll tell you what. I contribute 99 % of my success to my wife.
Speaker: Listen, I don't give a fuck how much shit Glute talks about your wife. I don't give a fuck how much we trip on you about your wife. The fact that she's still there with you, the two of you are together. She was right there by your son. You got your got, when you got your tattoo, God bless y 'all's marriage. And I mean that seriously.
Speaker: I hope she hears me. Respect to the family and the kids. I highly doubt it. She hates the show. No matter what. She probably does hate the show, but anybody out there, if you're happily married and you hold down the house, fuck what anybody has. 100%. 100%. I 100 % agree. Fuck what anybody has. My wife does. Unless they're going to help you improve upon your money without taking advantage of you. Unless they want to help you build upon what you're trying to get without taking advantage of it. Oh, and that is one more percent of what my wife is doing. They have to say, yes.
Speaker: My wife at this conference - Cheers, Mark, I see you. That Captain Morgan boy, you got to do the stands for that motherfucker. Oh, my God. Captain Morgan boy. I love Captain Morgan. That's my shit. Shit. My wife hates, hates, hates, hates that we've mentioned her on the show. I believe her and tell her this is not disrespect, but you know what? I'm going to let her know she's going to be respecting more than anything, especially amongst us. We do this entirely too much to disrespect anything that we have.
Speaker: But it comes down to. That's cool. You talk so much shit about. Yeah, he does. But, you know, and and I know and he knows that it's all in jest. I know that it's, you know, and y 'all gotta remember, y 'all gotta remember your significant other didn't grow up with you two fuckers. And y 'all are assholes. So cut that shit. We're assholes to each other. And I get that. And that's the persona. How the hell do you expect your woman to love you when y 'all keep talking about what y 'all did to each other and y 'all used to be married. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker: You sound like it's a dentist. You just jealous. I'm not jealous. You know, Jeff, that, that, that flipped out of your mouth. Michael. That is my gay boys. No, seriously. I have a brother. I have a half brother that is, and he's very out of the closet.
Speaker: Fine. He is so gay that you could see him 50 blocks away and go, yeah, that dude's gay. And I tell him that all the time. I'm like, Tim, literally, this guy, my brother sat me down. He says, Jeff, I have something to tell you. I said, what's that? He says, I'm gay. I was like, no shit. Is there other dudes in the world? I mean, really? I mean,
Speaker: You're like, you're like, grow, you're so gay. You are Skittles. You are the first thing I said to him. I said, Tim, you're my brother. I love you no matter what. But number two, I knew you were gay 20 years ago. Well, here's the kicker. Today's today's society, today's society is coming so much as a choice. We can't be mad as we used to be back in the day.
Speaker: And this is back in the day. I think I was 16, 17 when he came out as gay. I was like, no. Honestly, if you decide to be in a same -sex relationship, you find somebody to be happy with, that's all that matters. Exactly. One way or the other. One way or the other, as long as you can find somebody to be happy with that one for the taking advantage of me. Because to all you people out there in the same -sex relationships and to all you people trying to calm people in the same -sex relationships, the minute you take advantage of our family level, we're going to fuck you up.
Speaker: No, but here's the thing. We're gonna fuck you up. One of the things I said to him, I said, Tim. I want to make sure everybody heard me. We're gonna fuck y 'all up. The fact that Tim, my brother, I said, the fact that you're gay just means more pussy for me. That's true. See your asshole. That's my point. And of course he, of course I said it as a joke because that's how my family does. My family, the way we did it was if we didn't make fun of you, we didn't like you.
Speaker: I heard that shit down south, but you know, you know, you know, what's coming, you know, what's converse about that. Some people make fun of you and don't like you. Fuck them too. Yeah. No, but it comes to what my brother in all sense said something and it really kind of hit me and it stuck with me ever since he got a new job when I think he was like 20 and my brother in all said, you know, they fuck with me all the time at work, but that means they like me. So it's, I'm okay. That's subliminal abuse. Fuck that.
Speaker: Exactly. But you can tell when somebody takes a dig at you, ingest, as opposed to somebody taking a dig at you, because they don't like you. This is 100 % true. That is 100 % true. I get fucked with it. People did like me. I want to hit. I know that Tony put the chats up there, but I want to hit on what Mark said. This is the problem with today. Society, everyone cares about everybody's opinion.
Speaker: And I hate to tell everyone this, but no one really gives a shit. People are just, no, you want to judge others. Just be real with yourself and your homies. That's why I put it up there. You go see your mark, man. You stay in touch with a motherfucker, you hear me? As I say, always, you can't love anyone until you love yourself. And I've had a crush on me since I'm 13, so. Yeah, man.
Speaker: Yeah, I got you, Mike. I saw that rolling of the eyes, but it's true. And besides the joke of... You're a nerd. Besides the joke... You're the nerd. Besides the joke of, I've had a crush on myself since I'm 13. You literally cannot love anyone until you actually love and actually care for yourself. And that's like, Mike, right now you're in a unique position.
Speaker: as just divorce and all that fun stuff where you can take the time to actually give a shit about yourself. When I got married, I still hated myself. I still, to this day, hate myself. Why? Because I'm an asshole. I'm an idiot. So stop being an asshole and idiot to your wife and your family. Just do what you like. No, no, no, no. You don't like who you are, then change it.
Speaker: No, and I understand that but it's it's no matter what I do I have that my jimmy cricket in the back of my head going you you're not worth this You're not you the success that you have right now You don't deserve that's what that's what's in my head all the time so i'm why don't you deserve it?
Speaker: I honestly cannot give you an answer. That's where I feel. You know why? Because you've gone against yourself at one point in life. Yes, exactly. So now that you have a chance to reciprocate it, you're now a walking blessing. Yes. Pass that on to your family. Pass that on to your family. And I was explaining it to my kids the other day, where no matter what comes in their life, whether it be
Speaker: This is the truth, Mark. Yeah, that's true. Well, what I'm going to say is that's about your homies, Mark. I agree with that statement as a whole. What I'm going to say is the homies that you roll with or who you call as homies, they need to be going the same direction that you're going. And if and when they stop going that direction,
Speaker: then you need to be prepared to step away from that because you need to put your life in your direction ahead of others because homies will drag you down. Homies will go in the wrong direction. No, they can't. As long as you're going this way, everything's gravy. The perfect example of this is Chris and I constantly gives you a shit. We're on the podcast.
Speaker: But that is our persona. If I called Chris after the show, and I'm like, hey, dude, I'm having shit. Let me just vent. He's there. And I'm sure if I called you gentlemen, and I said, hey, I'm going through some shit. Let's work it out. You've called me more than once when I was able to answer. I apologize for the past couple of times. You haven't been, I haven't answered because of what I got going on. But yeah, me and you have talked before.
Speaker: Yeah, and it comes down to - Absolutely Mark, absolutely Mark. And it comes down to, you know, like I know if I'm going through shit, I can call one of you gentlemen and be like, dude, I just got to vent for five minutes. And you'll sit there and you'll listen and give me your opinion and tips and whatnot. But there's also times where if I'm going through shit, I won't say shit to anybody. And that's going back to the 80s guy.
Speaker: I got the 80s guy the 80s the 70s 80s and early 90s as a guy you were told you suck it the fuck up and get back at it walk it off and and in the past couple years I've gotten to the point where I can reach out but I don't know what let's do you still gotta fight your shit within yourselves exactly
Speaker: All right, we're at the three hour mark. I got to go watch the baseball game. Gentlemen, it's been an honor. I don't know if you want to cut this short on that. You want to run the jam or no? No, I'm going to run the jam real quick. OK.
Speaker: Thanks everybody for listening. Thanks for watching. To everybody out there watching. Absolutely. Thank y 'all for sticking around, even though he wasn't here because we know Glick got the main audience, but damn it, I got the Mandarin with me. I got Jeff with me and I won Glick more than once. Don't leave this to us, y 'all. Oh, she's a fucking Mandarin. Yeah, I still call the Mandarin, God damn it. There's a fucking call in the shortlist. Ole, Ole, Ole. Am I the Mandarin? Yes, you've been the Mandarin. Yeah, you called me the fucking Mandarin.
Speaker: I'll I'll be the war machine up this motherfucker. I don't care. Run the music Jeff. We gotta go. We're gonna go ahead and run our boys with wicked woman from black. Yeah, go ahead and give him a wicked one. Finally.
Speaker: I've only been waiting for this exit since I came back, you know? Turn the mic off so the song's over, goddamnit. Turn the mic off.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for prayers into the wind and she commutes with the
Speaker: You ate the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, a muggle in the sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever No, a spirit in the earth Give me a new word Make me a dialogue
Speaker: She's gone and she stops to feast
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.
Speaker: no man like something sharp something like I can stab defend myself with I've got some sharp titter combos over there it's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby all right well let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well yeah bathroom key all right
Speaker: Check the back of the key right there. Make sure you bring it back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm gonna have to have the exact same. So we're in a coin trade. $15 for a lighter. Whatever, man. I'm lacing the bitch. That's... I'm sorry. Here she comes.
Speaker: In the sky, take this back behind I want to live forever And now, spirit in the earth Kill me, I'm over Make me the time like you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: In the sky, take this sacrifice I won't believe forever And now, spirit in the earth, give me one of us Maybe a guideline
Speaker: Yeah, that's our Black Top Mojo playing in your ear holes. From all of us here at Nonsense Go Nonsense, I want to say thank you for everybody for listening. Go ahead and check us out on Spotify. Check out Black Top Mojo anywhere you find music. Anywhere if you find podcasts, you can find us at Nonsense Go Nonsense. Give us an email at NonsenseGoNonsensepodcast .com.
Speaker: Check out our teespring at teespring .com slash nonsense with lots of podcasts. Check us out live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. Got the fucking days of the week there. We are live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter right now. Oh, sorry, Twitch. I apologize.
Speaker: Catch us out on our Twitter page. Check us out on our Instagram page. Check us out everywhere. Mike, what do you gotta say to the people? Peace out. Really? Really? Weak sauce. Tony D, what are you gonna say to the people? Peace out, motherfuckers. Is that better?
Speaker: What are you gonna say? Mother major. Mother fuck you. Ooh. And I've been drinking. Maestro the Duck, how you doing? Deuces out this mother fucker. I'm gonna say it one last time. Deuces! We're ending the show. And as Glick would say, goodbye mother fucker. Bye mother fucker.
