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Speaker: Ready. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing.
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Speaker: Alrighty, so we, yeah, we are a little bit late. Little bit late, my bad, my fault, my fault, my fault, I apologize. Where's Mike at? Uh, he will...
Speaker: I just cut the fuck out of my goddamn thumb, by the way. Nice. It was my fault. Sorry. I was... I was... Playing with himself? No, I was... Trying to take a shower. Trying or actually taking a shower? No, actually taking a shower.
Speaker: in my new office it doesn't look like much because I got I changed the background it is it looks like the world's worst green screen but maybe all right but uh no Mike Mike should be joining us momentarily unfortunately he does live in the Midwest much like me and other people that
Speaker: listen to the show and we all know that it is winter time and one day it could be 60 and the next day it could be 60 below with snow up to your asshole. Well it's freezing and it is freezing ass cold where Mike is and he forgot to bring his car into the garage so his battery died so he's got to he's got to run up and get a new battery get it swapped out
Speaker: I know he's going to be joining us. He would have been here at the beginning, but because we're running a little bit late, I was trying to get stuff set up and then my phone was blowing up. Anywho, let me get this out of the way.
Speaker: I feel like I'm the only one that was ready today, except for them. I would have been ready, but like I said, anyways, welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. I'm Glick, as always, hanging out with Woked Jeff. And the third voice that you guys might have become accustomed to in the last couple shows, the big dog himself, Big Mike, he'll be joining us hopefully momentarily once he gets his battery and shit situated.
Speaker: If you're not already, guys, go ahead and check us out on social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. Definitely. If you're on the Tiki Taki, get on there and check us out on TikTok. I have a lot more free time on my hands, so I've been posting more.
Speaker: So go ahead and check us out on TikTok as well. You can join us live every Wednesday and Saturday night right here on HAPS, Facebook, YouTube, Twitch and Twitter. Again, nonsensical nonsense. And if you don't want to join us live, you don't want to hang out in the chatters box. You don't want to see this handsome mug. You don't want to see the garden gnome and you don't want to see great babe. Then just listen to the show replays on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere.
Speaker: you get your podcast jollies from. So go give us a like and share it with your friends. Tell your mama, don't tell your mama, but tell your family. Tell your friends, don't tell your mama. We'll get right out of the way. Yeah, go give us a like and go give us the old double thumbing just the way Jeff likes it. Yeah.
Speaker: I am running semi -mic -less tonight. I'm running on my headset only. Because I am in my new office. To be honest with you, as of right now, I know we talked yesterday on the phone and I couldn't really hear you, but the mic sounds better.
Speaker: Now once you get your new mic stand, once you get everything set up... I have the other mic in here, I just haven't set it up yet. I gotta get a new headset. My cord on this headset, if I move it a millimeter, it fucking cuts out one side and loses the mic.
Speaker: So shout out to the chatter's box. What's going on guys? Sorry, I was late is it is it tat? How do you say that tatted tatted tatted mama? I can't read it tatted mama's you will not hear the dogs because they're out in the living room I am actually in my new office. I've taken over the dogs area and is now my office because the dogs have all been put down in murder and
Speaker: Nierd, shout out to Twitter too because I see y 'all out there retweeting as soon as the show goes live. So shout out to you guys, you guys are fucking awesome. That's awesome. I am still phone -less. Next week I'm getting phoned. I was going to say, Mike and I have talked about that in Snapchat. I was trying to get you guys on Snapchat for a little
Speaker: Who said you were an eagle? My phone is completely dead. It won't even turn on. The screen is completely fried. So I have to go pay just under $200 on the insurance for my wife's and her and my phone and we get two new phones.
Speaker: So, yeah, but yeah, we decided to let the puppies roam through the living room. Come here, come here. Well, it doesn't sound like they're roaming through the living room. Now it sounds like they're in the bathroom with you. I literally just brought one in. There's my little one. This is how cute. And there's... They're just... Now they're all over my office. All right, get them out of my office.
Speaker: And now we're going to hear the dogs. Yeah. So, so yeah, Jeff's got his new office. It does got a little bit of an echo, but it does sound a million times better. Um, you know, we don't have all the background noise and everything like that. So that sounds good, but, um, I want to go ahead and, and, and Mike's not here, but that's okay. Um, I want to go ahead and start the show and get the elephant out of the fucking room.
Speaker: I'm just gonna make it short and sweet. Yes, I am single now. Summer and I split up, Summer split up with me. No, we're gonna wait until Mike gets in here. But Summer and I did split up, she broke up with me a couple weeks ago, almost two weeks ago now.
Speaker: Uh, you know, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna be petty. I'm not gonna trash talker. It is what it is. Things didn't work out. And you know, in life, uh, you know, we get knocked down, life knocks us down and we have two options. We can, uh, we can sit there and let life beat us up or we can jump back up and, uh, punch life in the face. And anybody who knows me, um, knows that I'm a fighter. Yeah, everybody.
Speaker: But everybody that knows me, they know I'm a fighter. They know I get back up swinging every time, so that's what I chose to do. The first few days were rough, but I'm good. I'm in a really good spot. And onto a lighter subject, I made a bit of a triumphant return to TikTok.
Speaker: And I might have broken the app. A little thirst trap. I still haven't seen it, so I can't really see it. Yeah, we'll just go with a thirst trap. Yeah. I'm going to do thirst trap videos. I can yell that for it. Typically, it's not my thing, but I was
Speaker: I was drinking and I was bored. I was like, let me see where this goes. So no, I appreciate that shy. I appreciate that shy and Tina saw. Um, but, uh, you know, like I said, things don't always work out and you know, I hope nothing but the best and all, in all honesty, at the end of the day, I hope she's happy. I hope, uh, you know, her, her, her little boy, I hope he, I hope he's in a good spot. I hope he's happy. Um,
Speaker: And all we can do is move on. So we're going to get that elephant out of the room. That's out there. That's in the clear. Finally, finally, I know I don't, I don't, I don't put my business out there. I don't like to put my, I say that as I host the podcast and.
Speaker: you know we tell stories constantly but certain aspects of my certain aspects of my life i don't put out there uh... you know i don't you know it's just there's a time and there's a place and and and tonight was the time and place so i just put it out there and like i said simple as that we're not together and at the end of the day hopefully everything works out for her and she's happy and and uh... her little boys happy and and all that fun jazz uh... you know
Speaker: refocused and energized. I've been putting a lot of work in with this podcast this week and stuff like that. So, uh, unfortunately, what do you, what do you say? What is, what is FDB? Oh, shut up, Cameron. Now,
Speaker: I don't know what that is. No, like I said, I am down to almost no work on the podcast because I am down to just my laptop. And I literally wake up in the morning and until, for the past two days anyways. Oh, no, why would you be available? Past three days. Past three days I've been doing nothing but just rocking it out, man. Yeah. They set up a new program at work.
Speaker: where whoever brings in the most gets a bonus. And I was like, wait, it wasn't a competition before. So now I'm really like, I want that bonus. I mean, it's not a huge bonus, but it's still cash is cash and I'll take it.
Speaker: And I plan on taking it all. So I have, I only need one more thing, two more things from my office. I need to get a comfy chair because this wooden chair sucks. And I wanted to get a, um, uh, corkboard. Yeah. They wanted, they wanted $35 for a corkboard, half corkboard, half whiteboard. And I was like, yeah, no. Uh, I, that I don't know about Cheyenne.
Speaker: We might have had that conversation, but I do not know. So anyways, kind of a little bit of a sluggish start. Sorry to yank the e -brake and start to show out like that. But no, I was listening to a couple of episodes today at work and I was like, you know what? I just need to put it out there. I mean, it's known at this point, most people know. So, but moving.
Speaker: Okay, wait a minute. I think Mike is typing, so... Your dark and ominous texts or posts on Facebook kind of gave it away. I didn't have a dark and ominous... It wasn't dark and ominous, but it was... Oh, oh, oh, in our group chat. You and I talked about last night. The one on Facebook. Oh, that wasn't dark and ominous? It was ominous because it was...
Speaker: It was, to those not in the know, we're like, wait, what? But people in the know are like, I get it.
Speaker: Yeah, but no, that was the thing. I mean, you've seen how quick the comments, I mean, there was not a single bad comment. And it was silly shit. Like my one buddy was like, you know, story of being a Browns fan so that we'd make fun of the Browns because we're both Browns fans. And then another buddy of mine, he's like, he's like, this isn't a game anymore. I don't want to hide our love. I'm going to let the world know. I'm so happy that in context of the message of the post,
Speaker: Johnson's was my favorite. Fuck him. I did not post because I don't have a dog in that fight. Of course I'm team Glick. But at the end of the day, I have held my tongue
Speaker: on every post that I've seen and I'm like yeah I'm not gonna play and it doesn't help that my wife has as we spoke last night I told you my wife and I bought the Paramount package through Amazon and
Speaker: And they found one of her favorite she found one of her favorite shows on there the jersey fucking sure For the past like week, that's all she's been watching. So which means I'm in the background going wait Yeah, so well we will we will we will do that Mike just messaged me he said that he should be back after the first break, okay, so
Speaker: You know, we'll kind of fill a little bit of time here bullshitting and whatnot. Yeah, sorry for the sorry for the dark tick tock I did that but if you go to my main tick tock page My my glick tock page there's There's no dark there. There's no dark. There's nothing ominous. There's nothing bad. There's nothing I just
Speaker: I was in a bad place and that was the first TikTok that came up. So, you know, it is what it is. TikTok has always been my escape. I mean, since I discovered TikTok, much like this, this podcast that we, and we've talked about, it's therapy for me. I can go on there and I can be in any type of mood and I can post whenever I want. And it doesn't have to mean anything at all, which a lot of times they don't. I'm just having fun and it's a way for me to just, you know, escape reality for a little bit. I have three pages, which is,
Speaker: Well, I have my page, which is Glick Talk, and then I have, I think Glick Talk 2 or something like that, just Glick 2 or something like that.
Speaker: but I have access to that one. That's the one when I first got onto the nonsensical page. Oh, no, no, no, no. That was a different one. That was a different one. Yeah. But I had that second, that backup account because my main account, my live got suspended. So I was like, well, I'll just make a backup account. I'll get up to 1K and I'll go live there or whatever.
Speaker: But then I just kind of let it die. I didn't really do much with it. And then I have our page, which we started for the show. So, which isn't me. It's all three of us. I mean, I gave Mike access to it today. Oh, okay. He does. Did you guys, where are you going to put the list up there? I did. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't want to have any access to TikTok at the moment. I can view it. I can view it, but I cannot, um, I cannot post until I get a new phone.
Speaker: I'm sure you remember a lot of nights. I will say I was rather surprised because I have not really made any content on my page in months outside of posting bullshit random stuff for the podcast every once in a while. I was really surprised with the amount of people that came out of the woodwork. It was like, holy crap, where the hell have you been? And I'm like, I'm back. And they're like, yeah, we see you're back.
Speaker: Trust me, everybody sees your. So it's been it's actually been really nice. It's been really therapeutic because I've been able to talk to a lot of people and and you know. Just you know, and I'm going in as you guys made fun of me last week. I'm back in the gym. Got me another extra medium on tonight only because I'm yeah reminds me.
Speaker: As we spoke on Saturday as well, I'm trying slowly to convince my wife to quit her job. And we went to the grocery store today to pick up shit for the house. Because it's forever. Because I'm literally like, fuck it, let's door dash it. So we went to the grocery store and she went back to work today. And she was like, yeah, I don't really want to be at work. Shmediums for the win.
Speaker: She's constantly stopping working and becoming a full -time mom, and I was like, so you're going to cook me every meal? And she's like, oh, maybe I do want to work. But I lost my train of thought.
Speaker: The funny thing that she and I noticed is like a while back she and I were having issues and you and I discussed that off the show and stuff. And it's funny that her and I are in the best place we've been in a long time. Oh that's good.
Speaker: That's actually good. I didn't know that you guys yeah, I didn't know that you guys That's fucking awesome Jeff will put his business Jeff will put his business on the podcast I hold back ao, but I can do that because I'm the co -host No me personally
Speaker: And if Jeff did try to hold back, I would just pull it out of it and be like... Yeah, exactly. Or somebody will just blurt it out as we've... Only now there's nobody to yell at you. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: I have always been like that. You're right. I do hold back certain things because, Hey, I don't want to put certain things out there because I don't want people to worry about me. So I'm always going to be fine. I'm going to hit a spot. I'm going to hit a wall, but I will always be fine. And I, and I do, it means a lot. How many people did actually reach out and check on me that know me and stuff like that. Um, but I'm always fine. So I don't put a lot of stuff out there because I don't want people to worry about me. I know you're going to, but you don't ever have to because
Speaker: I've hit the wall several times and I've always... It's always nice to hear that people actually give a shit. Oh yeah. Oh I know you will and I know you won't let me leave it alone.
Speaker: Especially when you're having a real shit day and somebody hits you up and you're like, hey man, I just want to know, we got you. One of my co -workers called me and said, hey, you're fucking killing it. And I really appreciate it. Because her money actually relies on me as well. And I was like, fuck. I didn't think of that, but okay.
Speaker: No, I know. Tatted mamas in the chatters box said, but guess what? I'll ask you either way and make sure you're good. And I know she will. And I know she won't let me just say I'm fine and leave it at that because she will just exactly, Rebecca, she is very persistent. Okay, he's fine. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that guy. He's still breathing, right? Okay, let's go. Cheyenne won't let that rest. So I feel you. I do too. Trust me. That's how I, that's why I can get a lot of things out of people.
Speaker: when I know something's wrong. She said she goes on vibes, like an empath, basically empath. Yeah, she said that night, that night that she messaged me, she said she woke up out of dead sleep knowing something was wrong, and she called me. Well, speaking of stuff like waking up in the dead, from a dead sleep, knowing something's wrong, my wife has discovered that she is somewhat thervoyant. Meth.
Speaker: my wife discovered she's somewhat clairvoyant it's called uh... it's called following your gut instincts i do it all the time yeah but well not only that like uh... she's been reading all this stuff on uh...
Speaker: I don't even know what it's called, to be honest with you, but like, we actually found this place that sells these specialty rocks. I don't know, let me see, I'll show you one. Like crystals, gems? Yeah, like crystals and gems and shit, but on top of that, just rocks in general. And each one of the rocks means something, apparently. Really? Yeah, I, to be honest, I'm like, yeah, okay. But they're pretty, that's all I care about, you know?
Speaker: but she got me these rocks, and each one supposedly means something. But how cool, I don't know if you can see that, but how cool is that? Oh, it's a heart shape, okay. It's a heart shape, but it's literally, it's a rock, but it's got fucking shit tons of glitter in it. It's not cool. So is this the part of the show, the podcast that's audio based where you show people things? Well, I was showing you.
Speaker: she got me a piece of fool's gold and the fool's gold is supposed to bring uh prosperity and money and literally she got me that before i started work hey and uh as you know sir i'm doing really well as in i'm yes i'm looking at 2021 and 2022 trucks no damn oh i'm not trying not to be looking at that chevy tornado
Speaker: No, no, I'm actually looking at a, um, a 2022, uh, uh, blazer Chevy blazer, because I think they're sexy as shit. The new blazers are really bad ass. They're sexy dude. And especially, and I don't like red vehicles, but I saw one in red and I fell in love. Not that I'll get it red, but
Speaker: I'll get it black like everything else. Like, I literally, my dream is to have like 60 cars that are all black. Yeah, those new Blazers, dude, Chevy is putting out like some badass. The new Traverse, the new Traverse, its headlights are fucking, they're just little lines. That's what I was gonna get, but now I'm actually thinking I don't need to get a Traverse.
Speaker: Right. So I'm kind of along the same lines as you that I was looking at. And Tedd, if you're going to like this, I was looking well, I was looking at a pickup truck or a blazer or like the new Durango or something like that.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't really, I don't, I mean, I like boards. I like boards. I just, I don't like, I don't like the expeditions and stuff like that. And I don't like the new Broncos. That was so disappointed. But yeah, I was thinking maybe here in a few months, I might try to trade my car in and give me a SUV, which is what I want anyways. Or the problem, if I get a pickup truck,
Speaker: I say I'm going to get a small pickup truck, but I'm going to get the same size. If I go to get a truck, I'm going to end up with the SDM package, the small dick mentality package just because.
Speaker: I'd be like, I really like that one, but I know better. So the salesman's going to be like, well, you know. And I'd be like, I don't know. Please tell me. Please tell me, sir. You know, for next $3 ,000, we can throw on this, this, this. And I'm like, oh. That's why I'm buying used for myself. My wife is getting a brand new SUV, or 2021, 2012, whatever.
Speaker: We'll look at a couple things. Suzuki's got a really nice SUV. I don't know what it is, but I saw one today and I was like, wow, that's nice. And it looks like a really, it looks like a lifted station wagon, to be honest. But they're super reliable and their warranty is just as good as, if not better than Kia. Kia's got that 10 year, 100 ,000 mile.
Speaker: They also all use the same motor, basically just a different shell, but I'm not a fan of Kia. For myself, I'm buying a used pickup. I was looking at a Dodge Ram today. The only thing is, the one I looked at, it's perfect, except for it's a single cap.
Speaker: And I don't know if I really. Yeah. Well, we, we talked, we, we talked about that when you said you wanted to, you wanted to, uh, you wanted to, uh, get a truck. And I was like, that makes, unless you get an extended cab, you're that, that makes no sense with, with the kids. Cheyenne said she's going to trade in her car in about four months to get her. Well, you know what they say. If you can't dodge it, ram it. Fucking A. Yeah. If you can't dodge your rammer. Yep.
Speaker: If she's easy, take her easy, and if she's easy, take her twice. That's why you're woke, Jeff. I'm so woke. I'm so woke, it's inverted.
Speaker: Well I do, that's why we call you Woke Jeff because Dodge the father... Ram the daughter. Fuck yeah! I never heard that before, I like it. That is my new fucking sake. I never heard that. Before that, I came alone, I'm buying a Dodge Ram. I want that out of a shirt. Nonsensical nonsense. Dodge the father, Ram the daughter. I'm getting that on my license plate, my new Dodge Ram when I buy it. That's hilarious. You have a prosthetic leg.
Speaker: Whoa. What? I don't even know what she's keeping under there. Wait a minute, I'm confused. I'm so confused. Yeah, I'm awesome. Anyways. Right? Apparently, everybody else knows something I don't know. I literally stood there and stared at it like it's going to talk to me. Oh. Oh. Her dick when she drives her Dodge.
Speaker: Yeah, I just want an SDM truck just so, I mean, I don't have to, so I can stop telling everybody I got a little pecker. They'll just know. They'll just know when they see it. They'll just know. Oh, they're going to have to have a little call, Dick, because he's got that truck. Hey, he's got a little Dick. Six feet off the ground. Which is, which, which for me, every truck is like that because I'm such a little guy. Your bits and pieces like that. Your eclipse is like that. You have to have a step ladder to get into your eclipse. What?
Speaker: Speaking of Mr. Bischings, have you seen their L? You're going to have to explain that to me. L400 or L300. It is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker: No, I don't look at cars, dude. Like, the only time I... Honestly, the only time... They have curves around towards the front, and then the bed follows. Yeah, the only time I... The only time I look at cars is literally when I go to the dealership. I mean, the only reason I told you about that Chevy Tornado was because one passed me on the freeway. And you were like, what the fuck is that? I was like, the fuck? Yeah, well, it really was. I almost wrecked my fucking car.
Speaker: Well, you know what, the thing is... Because I was looking at it, and as I was looking at it, I started... And Opal is actually, I believe it's French, but Chevrolet owns it. So it's basically, it's kind of an El Camino, because it's based on the Opal Astro. You're kind of a...
Speaker: I wish Mike would hurry up and get his goofy ass back here so I think you guys are going to be surprised. I think you're going to be surprised. Oh really?
Speaker: Well, you just wait till I give you the next lineup. Because you're going to shake yourself. If you really want to know, I'll tell you. You're going to have to have story time after a party. Yeah. Yeah. I really want to know. Because if it's something that we could bring up in here and use against him, then absolutely, you know I want to know. We could do it on the, we could, we couldn't make fun of him on the show. The three inches from the back of the wall. So, um,
Speaker: Yeah, I kinda got sidetracked because I thought Mike was gonna be in here for the first little bit and then. And then head out. Yeah. You know, honestly, I don't even know if I have any news because I was going to do something and then I went into another direction for news. So I went into a completely totally different direction with news. So we might get lucky with some news.
Speaker: But um, so sorry, I know any new listeners I do apologize. I promise the beginning is typically not this bad I promise you usually we come in ripper on and ready to go. I kind of hit the Yeah, I I pulled the break at the beginning of the show I Pulled the break at the beginning of the show squirrel brain and then I
Speaker: No, but on top of that, like I literally, I was, I was sitting here working and I looked down at the clock and I was like, holy shit, it's 550. So I went over and made myself some quick hot dogs and, and I'm munching on those going, okay, now it's 610. What the fuck am I early?
Speaker: I was looking at time change dates. Technical difficulties, people. Like I said in the past, Cheyenne, if there was a king of technical difficulties, I would be him. You were here first. You are there. Well, it's... I don't know. It's funny how like the...
Speaker: I'm gonna go back to TikTok, like the algorithm works. You know what I mean? Because I can post two videos basically at the same time. One has more than 10 times the amount as the other. Mike's usually right on time. It's usually Jeff.
Speaker: Actually, yeah, last Saturday, Mike and I basically joined at the same time. I was definitely waiting on you guys last week. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, last Saturday was just nuts for me. I think my wife was getting a bit stir crazy being home all that time. I will say this. After tonight's show, there will be a GoFundMe created for Glick's travel expenses.
Speaker: Looks like I got traveling in my future. Go to GoFundMe. You know what's funny? GoFundMe doesn't work here. I'm just teasing. As Jeff has made very... Dippin' ain't easy. That's right. Don't hate the player. Hate the game. As Jeff has said many a times in this show, I am not about that life. I talk a big game, but I am not about that life.
Speaker: Yeah, that was my game for the last time. I'm a nice guy. That's another one of my New Year's resolutions to be the world's greatest husband. Why don't you also make one of your resolutions to be, like, at least a mediocre co -host? Hey, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying the Barbary. I already told you, one of my resolutions does not miss an episode.
Speaker: And my wife's on board with that. She's not happy about it, but she's on board with it. Trust me, Tatted, I know. Once I get my phone working, thank you, Tina. Once I get my new phone and it's working and everything, I will be working on the podcast as well. Because now that I literally have a schedule and an office, I can actually come in here and rock out. Well, you know,
Speaker: You know that I bust your balls, a lot. You and your wife and stuff like that. But you also know, in all seriousness, when the mics are off, that I want nothing but you. That is never malicious, either. Yeah, I want nothing but, I want you guys to, I hope you guys, I'm glad you guys are, I didn't know that, so that makes me happy, in all honesty. Yeah, well, I meant the picture to you. I do, Sean.
Speaker: I meant to mention it to you, it's just, it's one of those things. You only mention the bad shit when it comes up, you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh no, exactly. Exactly. But, granted, I'm not, I wasn't always the world's greatest husband. I tend to have a brother in high.
Speaker: You can't, yeah, beef lattes. I'm still broke. But I mean, at the same time, you know, it's a two -way street. I do that to mine.
Speaker: I do that to myself all the time. You know, I want to take all the blame and everything like that. And that's something that I'm starting to realize that I can't be the bad guy all the time because then all it does is eat at me. And then it adds to the nonsense. And I see that comment there, Tom, that are tatted.
Speaker: I do appreciate that. So I've got a little, little helper, monkeys. She said, you know, we can put, we can put you on game Glick. I do bust everyone's balls. Hey Joe, what's going on?
Speaker: Speaking of reasons why I was late tonight, because one of the phone calls I got, she, Joe called to check on me because I'm talking to you the other day. The downside is everybody checking up on you. Yeah, right? No, she really, because she had talked to me the other day and I was in a bunch of different places the other day that she called me today and she's like, hey, how are you doing? And I'm like, I'm good. And she's like, whoa, really? Oh my gosh.
Speaker: Last night, last night, my wife is, basically she has like two episodes left of the final season of Jersey Shore or whatever it is. She's gonna have to watch like the Atlantic Shore or something like that. Well, don't even get me started on comedy, there are. But I was like, she started to fall asleep and I was like, can I turn this off? Because I want to watch fucking Yellowstone.
Speaker: She's like, no, I'm watching it. She's like, no, I'm still watching. Two seconds later, I hear her. I was like, OK, I can turn it off. I went to turn it off, and I literally got to the main menu of Yellowstone and fell asleep trying to hit resume. So I didn't get to watch anything last night, but fuck, I'm on season three. You just get good. I am 100 % very guilty of that.
Speaker: I'll be watching a show and start to fall asleep and You know like I'll be like I'll be sitting on the couch watching and the kids are here and whatever and I got we're watching TV and I start to fall asleep and Cash will come over and just like try to quietly pick up the remote. I'm like I'm watching He's like you're snoring dad or the girls like dad. You're snoring. You're not even watching I'm watching it. Leave me alone
Speaker: I am sorry, Dad and Mama. I do apologize. You're not the only one. So everybody that hears this, I do apologize for that. She said I had her word. You had to be worried that Monday after the Saturday show. Mike's first Saturday, we're all three of us together. Yeah. You had to be worried that Monday. I was like, fuck. And right after that is when my phone died.
Speaker: At least it waited. But like I said, I'm guilty. Oh, I know what I wanted to tell you. I was hoping Mike was going to be here. So somebody I've been wanting to bring on the show. That's why I keep checking my phone. Not that I'm bringing her on tonight, but she just released her first single. So A, I'm trying to get her on the show. B, I'm also trying to
Speaker: See if she will let me play it on the show so so I keep No and you did yeah you did So that's why I kind of keep getting sidetracked cuz I'm checking my phone, but I
Speaker: Well, I have been keeping a list of things that have been popping in my head for starting five lists. And you guys are going to cry. The one we're doing for Saturday. You guys are going to hate it. You guys are going to really hate it. I promise. Because it's guaranteed to embarrass.
Speaker: in the best way in the best way well because We don't and when you when you hear me when you hear me announce it you'll go oh, okay I get what you mean, but it's it's in the in the nicest way possible I Don't want to give it away until Mike gets here, but I got I got some good ones some I'm not sure I want to use I
Speaker: but I at least have the next three weeks ready. And I'm sure I'll think of one. Where are you guys? I don't wanna, why don't you want an ugly cry, Jeff? Or, wait, what? No, no, no, it's because it will guarantee it would embarrass. No, it wouldn't embarrass, it wouldn't embarrass you, Ted. It would embarrass the three of us. What's going on, Pops? Even thinking about what would be on my list is making me embarrassed.
Speaker: I don't get embarrassed a lot. Oh, no, no, no. You haven't seen my lives. It's not really super embarrassing, but you'll get what I mean when you hear it. And it's actually really hard for me to think of five for me.
Speaker: No, you will have definitely more to choose from than I will because you're such a music nut. Oops. Gave something away. Oh, please let me view what I think it is. Oh, I'm going to wreck you guys. Oh, I already know. I was already thinking it was something. I already know. Just hanging out here. What the hell are you doing up in Indiana? Where's the third guy? He'll be joining us late all over you guys.
Speaker: Look at the shit all over you guys. If you're thinking what I have written down, but there is a catch to it. There's a catch. I'm not picking from a specific list or anything like that. No, no, no, no, no. No specific list, but there is a slight catch. Nice. Nice. Now, now, now, now I'm like, you better not let me down because now I'm excited. Now I'm excited. Because, uh,
Speaker: I can't tell you the little story of why I thought of it. But when I thought of it, I was like, fuck, this is going to be genius. Yeah, don't worry about it. We'll go into it. Because like I said, I really honestly don't have much news. So if we end up skipping news tonight, that's fine, because then I'll be able to have news for Saturday. We haven't declared the winner yet. I think you guys are going to be surprised by who won this, in all honesty. Really? But we're waiting on Mike to get here.
Speaker: I know, I know on Facebook, you, sir, have dominated. Well, why would you just put that out there? We're teasing. Well, now Jeff said that. I did dominate on Facebook. You have platforms. I haven't checked Instagram. I haven't checked TikTok, obviously. And I haven't checked... Damn it, Mike. I know. Where the hell is he? What the hell? I mean... I know. How far is he getting batteries?
Speaker: What's he drive? What's he drive? Oh, I have absolutely no idea. Fucking for you? Put some gun away from that bitch and get it going. Yeah. Wind that cuckoo clock up. Yeah, scold him again, Dad. Tell him to wind that cuckoo clock and get his fuck off. Oh, that's good. I was just laughing and had a comment.
Speaker: One of the comments that I got on TikTok was, I need my house cleaned, or you can clean up outside of my farm. I may have done one of those videos if you had 24 hours with me. What would you want to, yeah. I may or may not have done one of those videos, I'm just saying. I don't know. I've been thinking about doing one of those. I may or may not have been in the shower.
Speaker: when I did that video. That may or may not be why the podcast was late tonight. There's a lot of possibilities going on. Oh, that reminds me. That reminds me. My wife and I were at a grocery store today, and I said, she said, um, she says, uh, so, uh, are you guys really doing shirtless Saturday? I'm like, yeah, I think so. Oh, I forgot about all that.
Speaker: and she says she says yeah why don't you guys wait a while before so we can get your ass in the fucking gym fatty i was like have you seen the two fuckers i do the podcast with please yeah right i look like a fucking carved out of fucking wood guy we're gonna do we're gonna start we're gonna start doing the shirtless saturday this is all you're gonna see for me
Speaker: I told her how it started and with Mike taking his shirt off and then you taking his shirt off and then we came back for break and I had my shirt off because I was the only one that didn't have a shirt off that day.
Speaker: Well, that'll be a new hashtag that we will incorporate with the show. It's shirtless Saturdays. Shirtless Saturdays. And then we will, I didn't think that was interesting. She said, are you guys fucking serious? I said, I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't serious, but apparently it's actually going to be a thing. That's what I said. I said, I don't fucking care. Hashtag shirtless. I mean, it's 10 days for me.
Speaker: Hashtag shirtless Saturday. It's already started. Here we go. Well, I was telling the guys at work, I said, I think we're doing shirtless Saturday. He's like, why? You're a podcast. People can't hear you. I said, well, I said, thank God. I'm like, oh, Tina, Tina, the chatters box said, um, we were serious. No, because here's the problem. Much like my tick tock.
Speaker: My daughter stumbled across my TikTok and commented on one of my videos. And she was like, ew, dad. I was like, get off my TikTok. She was like, I'm going to help if you're on my for you page.
Speaker: Whatever you do I'm still upset that your youngest daughter Put them fucking emojis on her eyes. I'm still like no No, don't do that. Well, she she she did it again the other day and she's like I got dicks on my face and I was like really
Speaker: I failed as a mother. So we got about 20 to 30 minutes. That's perfect. Because we started late, so we still got about 15 minutes before we roll into our first break. I swear to God, that speaker dies every episode. Right? 75 % away through the fucking intro. It was gone. I started laughing, and I forgot my mic was off. I was like, ha ha ha, your speaker died. And I was like, oh my gosh. Yeah, I know, Aaron. I was like, this dumbass took my mic off.
Speaker: You know what, the best thing, and I'm gonna reveal the biggest secret about my office, the best thing about my office is I can fry chicken right here. I would prefer you not. I'm not going to, but I can turn my camera off before I do. If you do, turn your mic, turn your camera off. I can still hear you guys, and I'll mute my mic and my camera, and you know I'm frying chicken. Oh. Tina.
Speaker: I did not think in a million years. Like I said, I was drinking. I was like, fuck it. I'm going to make some thirst traps. And I made a couple of them. And I'm like, this isn't going to go anywhere. And then all of a sudden, then all of a sudden.
Speaker: My phone the way the way that My phone could have been used as a vibrator like I could have stuffed it down some girls panties And she would have been good for the last three days. I was like Jesus Christ I'm sexy
Speaker: i have a sexy beast i have a sexy beast i am i am the sexiest man alive i was just like jesus did you start getting them at where the hell have you been what the hell happened to you oh my god we missed them like you got like 400 000 followers i don't even exist in your world and they'd be like we used to love coming into your lives and watching your videos and i'm like
Speaker: What? Cam, the reason why we like to fry chicken is because we drink the entire fucking episode. And unfortunately, after you hold it for so long, you pop that cork and you break the seal. And next thing you know, after 30 seconds, you got pissed. All over the For You page. Yeah, I was told that quite a bit. Apparently, I have the sacred fortress of the For You page.
Speaker: I have kicked down its defenses and broken in and completely taken it over. So, I was like, damn, if I didn't know that two years ago, I would be making money off this God damn ad. Two years ago, three years ago, when I first got on TikTok, I was in a whole hell of a lot better shape. I don't even fucking fat fuck.
Speaker: This is what he makes me. Cheyenne said, I broke the for you baby. I'm a very humble guy. I joke around, but I'm a very humble guy. I don't see it. I don't understand it, but I ain't had it. I don't either. I don't know about you, but for myself, my wife tells me something all the time that I'm like, yeah, you need glasses. But she's like, you're sexy. And I'm like, you need glasses.
Speaker: Yeah. Because I've never seen myself as sexy, quote, unquote. Thanks, Krista. Well, Krista says that. Right there makes me want to see this video.
Speaker: This is why I stand the following page. If I see Glick's thirst, what do you mean? No, this is okay for Krista to say that because she's like my little sister. I think I met her when she was like 14 or 15. She came into my periscope.
Speaker: And she was hanging out, I didn't know how old she was until later, and then I was like, you probably shouldn't be in here. But she was cool, and everybody was cool with her. And then her and I became friends, so she's like my little sister. I mean, to the point where I almost killed a dude that she was talking to in South Carolina, because he was only ten minutes from my house. I was gonna literally go kill him.
Speaker: well that's fine you know sometimes in some states especially when people live in the south uh not saying any names but you know in the south some people like to look at their brother that way i'm just saying i love you too christa as was literally the best line for that ever is from polyshore uh
Speaker: What's a brother -in -law, a son -in -law, where he's like, so you're inbred? She's like, inbred? He's like, yeah, well, your mom's your dad, your dad's your brother. Yeah. First time I heard that. I mean, I was a huge, probably short nut.
Speaker: Please please explain yourself Tina with the review the stitches reviewed of one of my Videos there. It is good Lord Almighty. Hello. Oh, so she like it got banned
Speaker: No. Like her video. Her stitch. I think she said she's going to stitch one of my videos. I don't know, but I started getting the comments of, uh, I was walking, I was walking my fish. Can you do it again? And I'm like, I don't do. I'm getting those comments. Other people saying that and I'm like, there's no way to fuck. That's real because I'm not that clever to say something like that. Yeah. I'm getting that. So it's like, so do I just go ahead and make the video the same way all over again? Pretty much. That's what I see.
Speaker: I got one. I see when chicks are doing videos and leggings, and there's somebody behind you, look. And they're like, what is the other thing? It's just an excuse for them to show off their ass. Oh, wait a minute. That's me. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, all right. No, so yeah, it's like, OK, well, I guess I'll do the video again the same way. There you go. It works. Why not? We're a different shirt.
Speaker: Yes, I do it again. Thank you guys. Yes, she needs to. Yeah. None. None. You're good. So, Hey, you can, you can stitch review all my videos. All you want. Just be nice. Don't look. I need, I need an advanced ego. Be gentle. Be gentle. Be gentle. Be kind. I have a gun. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker: I said that I said that the other day because my lame ass on tinder she's like hey how you doing I was like good and I was like look I haven't dated since high school so please be gentle and she was like I don't know if I can be gentle I was like just try and then she found my tick tock page today and I'm like
Speaker: Now now I'm gonna get in trouble cuz they're gonna start doing I'm turning my stitches off just so you know, I'm turning them off right now. I Would I would probably get in the worst trouble ever if I started doing thirst trap videos No, you know, I just go nowhere You know, you don't know what more than anything since you already made that you already You already you already told me to send you my thirst trap videos. I want you to stitch them. I
Speaker: I'll tell you what, as soon as I have a new phone, I will fucking do it, dude. I will do it on our page. Don't be a weedy, what do you mean? No, I'm not gonna turn it off. I don't care. You know I don't care. Mike is trying to get to the show as quick as he can. Unfortunately, he is at the mercy of the person driving him. Oh.
Speaker: Tell him to reach over and put his foot on the gas. Right? Let's go. So he's currently on the way. Hopefully he'll be back after the break so we can announce the winner. Don't give butt hurt when I do them. Hey, just don't be ruthlessly mean, unnecessarily mean when you do it. That's the thing about the
Speaker: That that what would you if you had 24 hours with me? I literally do I stitched those Yes, like some hot chicks like what would you do with me? I've had 24 hours. I'm like, well, you can cut the grass you Yeah cart needs a tune up. I got I got oil here. You change it. Well No, I have never been Yeah, no, so Yeah, look, okay. I'll admit it. This was this was a little bit of a of a much -needed ego boost
Speaker: You know some people some people oh Yeah, I know her yeah, I know her I know she's gonna be ruthless if she's gonna she's gonna punch me in the dick But
Speaker: Well, it was like I said, I'm not gonna lie. I've been obviously kind of down in the dumps a little bit and questioning a lot of things even prior to the split and everything. So it was a much needed ego boost.
Speaker: We could live. Oh my god. Now they want to do a live... The blind reaction. Look at that man's nipples. I don't have very big nipples, by the way. I feel like I should get... Can I get... I'll just go get a tattoo and get bigger nipples. I'll tell you what, in all honesty, whatever you do, do not get your nipples pierced because fuck that shit hurts.
Speaker: and I've broken bones. Hey Jeff, you don't know a secret about me that you didn't know? I don't know. In high school they were. Gross. Yeah. Yeah, but what cage? I don't know, they were just a piercing. Yeah, it's the little one.
Speaker: Yeah, it was just, it was just, no, but it, the needle, I don't, I don't know any of the gauges or anything like that. I didn't stretch them out or anything like that. But I was, I was talking to a chick whose brother on the tattoo shop in Mount Vernon and she was a little bit older and super hot. And she's like, you don't be sexy. And I'm like,
Speaker: And I was like, okay. This will be sexy shit. Write it up. I didn't tell like nobody knew about that shit. I just kept out of secret forever. I was a professional body piercer. I did piercing for a living and I pierced my nipple once and I didn't do the other one because it hurt so fucking bad. I was like, I ain't doing the other one. Fuck that shit. Well, we're not just going to gloss past that tatted mamas. What's that?
Speaker: She said, get your hoo -ha pierced and then talk to me. I've done those. I've pierced those. So... No, you know what the trick is when you pierce a hoo -ha? Is you actually go down with your elbows in? Because as soon as the needle pierces anything, their legs will want to close. So you have to be ready with your elbows to pop them back out. I'm making that face because now I'm intrigued and now I'm curious. Is it like right on... Where does it get pierced at? Above the cliff.
Speaker: Okay, so right there a little little skin flap with a ball on the hoop and the ball should get obviously blow the waste on a female I know that but like Okay, so so like right at the top of the canoe right right above where the little So the ball rests on the canoe on it. Yeah Yeah, because they could literally if if you do it correctly, can I put that can I put that as a
Speaker: as a qualification yes like in my in my my my new application no no no like my application so that has to be that box has to be check no I don't want to know it has to be there I just want to
Speaker: Yeah, well... Hey buddy, you helping out tonight? You do it correctly. If you do the piercing correctly, she should be able to cross her legs and bounce her foot. Okay, stop it Cheyenne. This is as bad as you watching my thirst traps. I don't want to hear any more. Some people like it. If you do the piercing correctly, she should be able to cross her legs and bounce her foot like so. And be able to get off.
Speaker: And that has just been confirmed. So if you see a chick sitting down somewhere with the legs crossed, just bouncing that foot and smiling, yeah, she's pierced. Just remember, I have an appointment. I'm late for anything because Cheyenne just confirmed it.
Speaker: Welcome to Nonsense for Nonsense. Welcome to Nonsense for Nonsense. I worked at a tattoo shop for four years. I just got told to go fried chicken. The problem is it's in my ear. I can still hear him talk. He's in my ear. In all seriousness, we used to do henna tattoos as well.
Speaker: And henna tattoos are like temporary tattoos, they last like two weeks. I had a girl come in and asked to get her boyfriend's name with property of her boyfriend's name, henna tattooed on her ass.
Speaker: It took way longer than it should because she was fucking gorgeous. And I'm like, I'm an artist. I'm going to do it right. Cause I got my head here. And see, and Hannah takes a good 30 minutes to dry before he can cover up. I used to want to get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my, on my pecker. So I can see how quick. Yeah. So I can see how quick a girl could blow a hundred bucks. But then I realized that only a dime would fit on it. So.
Speaker: Wasn't really, you know. Joe doesn't work as well. Yeah. Want to blow a dime? I'll call in the 15th. Tony D. What's going on, big dog? What's going on, brother? How you been? What's up, sir? You can get yourself a lollipop. Go down to the dive store. This is hanging on to Betty White here.
Speaker: Oh really? Does that work both ways? What am I having this conversation with you? She said when you get your chest tattooed it's the same effect as the piercing below. Yes and no. It depends on the girl. But you know what's really crazy? A girl with her nipples pierced will orgasm like that. Compared to one that doesn't. Oh I've never had that problem.
Speaker: I've actually learned that the fun way from before and after. Just know that I don't need any extra stuff like that. As you said, I'm just that good. I'm just that good. Rebecca gets it. Very true, very true. But I didn't say if it's that right. At the end of the day, at the end of the day,
Speaker: I don't need to know these tricks and trades because I'm just that good as there was a video about a girl made a video that I commented on. She's like, if a man don't have a beard, it's because he can't eat pussy. And I was like, facts. And then she commented back and she's like, I see your beard and had like one of the little evil, like evil grids. And I was like, yeah.
Speaker: You ain't wrong. Again, facts. The fun thing is, my cost, when I was doing piercing and I was a single man, my cost to do a piercing was $2. That was my cost out of pocket. Now granted, you charge like $25, $30, depending on where it is. So if you get some really smoking chick, we used to be like, you know, I can do this really cheap.
Speaker: Yeah. But you got to do something for me. So you would train piercings for sex? Of course. You're a terrible human being, Jeffrey. Well, you got to remember, I was also - You would take advantage of these girls. I was also in Cancun on spring break and sing - Woke Jeff, ladies and gentlemen. Woke Jeff, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Woke Jeff. Yeah. Yeah, that's why we call it Woke Jeff. 13 of the gosh out of my ass.
Speaker: Uh, sick. I know, could you imagine Jeff having sex with somebody with like a little tiny garden gnome looking like Nick Cage's retarded wish version? Can you put an ant crawl on your leg? Just picture what Rob Schneider's character from Saturday Night Live, Little Elvis. I think my lighter died. Nope, there it goes.
Speaker: Enjoy that enjoy that ladies. You could have all that man all that gnomeness right there. Just just Thank you uncle Milton, what's going on man? There he is Thank you, sir. No, but you know in all seriousness, you know granted I was like I was like you're right to 22 23 And wow, man, you want to definitely forest up all day three back in 0304
Speaker: as horny as a day is long and a line of chicks down the block went to get shit pierced. This is back when the belly button piercing was huge. The hash -eye was 60. Yeah, thanks for reminding us of this world. Jeff is actually really old. Jeff is older than me, so he's really old. I used to have to ID these girls not because they were too young to get pierced because I was like, does she want it free or not?
Speaker: Let me see your ID. Yeah, you're not getting free. Not today. Come and see me in three years. And then I'll give you whatever you want for free. But I knew guys that would give away free tattoos as well for the same thing. Oh yeah. He would do it for, he would say it's a dime or less. A dime or more. You gotta be a dime or more.
Speaker: Well, I mean, you gotta have standards. That guy's definition of a dime was way different than mine. Because I'm like, dude, that's five cents. That's five cents. The bar was pretty low. Yeah, that was a low bar there. He's like, dime's a dime. Two nickels don't not make a dime. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker: I mean, I'll take two nickels over one dime. I'm just saying. I'm old, but I ain't that old yet. I've seen this dude go home with a two and a three. And I'm like, oof. Oh, God. Oh, my goodness. But anyways, I'm going to hush on the tattoo. 16 tats later. Holy crap.
Speaker: How many did you get for free, Cheyenne? Here's the question. Let's go ahead and take a real quick break. We're going to roll into break. I just got to find break music first and foremost. Now that my speaker's charged up. You know what's funny? I've only paid for a tattoo shop. Can I? But I worked at a tattoo shop. That's the difference.
Speaker: There's a couple tattoo shops. I'm more promotional. As in like, you know, I don't have any tattoos, guys. I need to be able to promote the shop. Well, I was going to say, there's a couple tattoo shops in town that have a couple hot chicks working there. I don't know. I can get free tattoos. You're not that thirsty, sir. They're not that thirsty. You're taking your thirst trap a little too far.
Speaker: I'll say this, yeah, like Becca said, promotional. Look at me, I'm a canvas. Have your way with me. Do as you will. Just show up naked in a robe or just go blank canvas, ladies. Who's up for it? I'll just lay down on the chair or whatever. Just have your way with me. Do what you will. I am here for your wants and needs.
Speaker: I got all these fucking random ass Care Bear tattoos and shit. I was like, this is not what I signed up for, god damn it. This is rapist on your ass. Entrance only of your ass. What the fuck? I didn't spell it wrong. This is not how I envision this going. Envision this going, god damn it. That escalated quickly.
Speaker: You wake up from afterwards, you're like, there's a dick on my face, isn't there? Yes, sir. Wait a minute, what? My back's not. Ah, promotional. I'm hoping it was promotional and your husband didn't have sex with the tattoo artist to get his back done. You know what you do? Find a tattoo artist that's getting ready to do a show.
Speaker: And they will do your tattoo for free but you don't get to pick it. Well if by chance there are any tattoo artists in the Ohio, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Michigan area that are getting ready to go do a show and you would like a canvas... I got a great ass!
Speaker: No, I have no ass at all, but I mean if you want a guy that you can do promotional work, I almost air quoted that like, I'm saying like, what do you do? What they do is they pick the tattoo and you basically sit there for the eight hours. Yeah. Well, it's kind of like when you go from beginning to end and then you actually stand on stage and the judges judge the tattoo. Nice.
Speaker: My wife's done. But anyways, yeah. But anyways, let's take a real quick break. Hopefully, Mike will be back by the time we come back from break. We started late, so we're going to late break. Hopefully, Kevin, I'm sorry. Typically, we get started early. I know I posted in your page, so if you see this or hear me, I do apologize. But we're gonna take a real quick break. Of course, we got Blacktop Mojo, as always. You guys know. Go follow him. Go check him out. Tell him we sent you. Go show him some love, because they are a badass band.
Speaker: So we're going to take a real quick break. We're going to come back. Hopefully Mike will be here shortly after we come back from break. We can reveal the winner of last week's starting five and then Jeffrey.
Speaker: can hit us with his new top five, or with his new starting five, that if it's what I think it is, yes. I am not, because I have never shied away from this subject. It is very well known, and I really hope it is what I think it is, because I am going to. I got paid for the list. Love it. I don't have anything written down, but I have some really good ones in my head. Yeah. No, I'm going to absolutely love it. But yeah, we're going to take a break. We'll be right back, guys. Go fry some chicken. Go do what you got to do.
Speaker: and enjoy the, if I can figure out how to unlock my phone. There we go. Enjoy the badass cells of blood to move you. Yeah. Well, headed out there in the moonlight. You'll find him there. A different man walks these streets.
Speaker: When there's a bottle of linseed But he's out walking with his demons They're swimming round up in his head He is locked up from the corner
Speaker: Smokin' fire, hot, burning land And here he comes, seein' red He'll wind up back in blue again Longest words from a stranger's mouth He put the fire in his head
Speaker: He's a man, shot Johnny down. Run your mouth and wind the depth. He's a man, shot Johnny around. He won't out like a tin roof.
Speaker: Seem too much rain He sits down there in the barroom He tries to drive, feels something say Here he comes, here he is He'll wind up back in blue again Longest words from the strangest mind
Speaker: They put the fire in his head You better watch out the world in town He's a male, shot, shot, hit down Run your mouth to wind or death, he's a man They shot John Henry
Speaker: He was on a whiskey bench
Speaker: And the law could find no proof There's a man laying in the street An anti -devil signature Here he comes, here he is
Speaker: He'll wind up back in the weekend On this world from a stranger's vow He put the fire in his head You better watch out the world in town He's a male, shot Johnny down Run your mouth, the wind of death He's a male, shot Johnny dead
Speaker: Mike made it. Mike made it. All right. Welcome back. Mike made it. Where's he at? Right here. Oh, wait a minute. What the fuck is going on here? For those who can't see, I'm holding one of my puppies. Welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, guys.
Speaker: that bad boy. Appreciate you guys hanging out throughout the break. That was Blacktop Mojo with Johnny Rhett. I love that fucking song, dude. That's a good song. That's a badass song. I lost my train of thought. But yeah, welcome back to the show. I'm Glick. He's woke, Jeff. Hopefully the actual mic will be joining us soon. I'm going to message him. I was going to message him during the break, but I was afraid that it was going to
Speaker: mess with the song yeah cuz sometimes when you like you can you can close out certain apps like you can you can minimize YouTube on some videos and then some videos it won't yeah so I didn't want to do it like right in the middle of it you can see this is Indiana so but uh welcome back to the show guys hopefully hopefully been enjoying it so far
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Speaker: And then if you want to, if you don't want to listen to us live and you don't want to hang out in the chatters box, we'll make sure you go listen to every episode of the show on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, anywhere and everywhere you get your, uh, get your jollies off when you listen to podcasts. You'll give us a like it shares. Tell you, tell your friends about us. Uh, come show us some love on, on, on.
Speaker: on TikTok. I promise our actual TikTok page is about to have some content. Jeff will get a new phone soon. Hopefully you can start putting up content. I know Mike and I are going to. We're going to start actually putting content. I've actually been getting better about news when we do a news article and I want to put a video or a picture up. So from Saturday night,
Speaker: if you go to our Facebook page at Nonsense Well Nonsense you can see the dinosaur bandit and that video kills me because this dude this dude was just he was like he was like as nonchalant as you could fucking be just and just strolled in there like he owned the fucking joint yeah it just strolled right out with that just just strolled right out with that dinosaur on his shoulder and he's like this is my job nothing to see here
Speaker: Yeah, you can find that on Facebook at nonsensical nonsense. I do need to start posting stuff on Instagram and Twitter as well. But Mikey, turn your camera off. Stop eating and turn your goddamn camera off. Yeah, we don't care if you eat. My camera is on. Yeah, we're not seeing you. We're looking at a black screen. There's it off. There's it off. Yeah.
Speaker: Is he facing the wrong way? He might be facing the wrong way. This guy, he's over here pulling a Jeff. You might have to look at the back of the screen like I used to. There's a little button that you can do. It's just flip camera. That way you don't have to look at the back of it. No, no, no, because my front camera didn't used to work. There you are. There he is. There's the big dog. So as I said,
Speaker: I'm great as always we got woke Jeff with his girlfriend And then the big dog finally decided to show up for the show. We appreciate you apparently my I have two co -hosts And I'm hoping it some you know at least one of them can make it because we only do this show twice a week It's not like I inconvenienced their lives that much, but you know what you know what quick and you can have brought me Taco Bell Just get some AA batteries and rock that fucker
Speaker: I gave you warning about what was going on and what was going on. You did. You did hit me up. Sometimes you do. Sometimes you don't.
Speaker: But that's neither here nor there. Welcome back to the show, guys. We've been having fun. You know, we started the show off a little slow, but it started to pick up. You know, now we're in that we're in that mood. Well, that's because I wasn't there and I apologize for that. Well, no, I took. Well, we were talking about tattoos and piercings and how they can stimulate the females. I started I started the show. I started the show and
Speaker: took care of the elephant that was in the room that you blurted out last weekend. I just went on ahead and put all that out there, but that's neither here nor there because what everybody's been waiting for, we've been waiting on you. Well, everybody wants to know we had a brand new starting five Saturday night. It was our starting five lineups of female actresses.
Speaker: And give me one second, if I was a proper co -host, I would have already had this pulled up. So just to refresh your guys' memory, we had a starting five lineup. My top five was, covenant number one was Halle Berry, Suzy Sarandon, Jamie Lee Curtis, Charlize Theron, and Sandra Bullock. And shockingly enough, Jamie Lee Curtis got pulled, sir.
Speaker: Yeah, I know she is. Mike, with his starting five, he had his number one overall pick was Sigourney Weaver, Emma Stone, Viola Davis, and that clip from that movie with her and Denzel. Jesus Christ, dude. That was intense. Yeah, I told you. I told you, you need to watch that movie, Princess. Then he also had Audrey Hepburn, or I think it was Aubrey Hepburn, Hepburn, and Catherine O 'Hare. Audrey. It was actually supposed to be Maureen O 'Hare, but
Speaker: Sorry. Well, Jeff, I said, I said the wrong name, so I'll do that. And then Jeff, with his top five coming in at number one, he had Julia, Julia Andrews, Scarlett Johansson, Meryl Streep, Cloris Leachman and Kathy Bates. Well, the votes have been tallied. The numbers have been counted across the board. More votes. So you went to my page and counted those. Yeah, I went to my page and counted those votes.
Speaker: Yep. I went everywhere. Yeah. I went to your page. I went to our tick tock. I went to Twitter. I went to, there was even some, there was even a couple of votes on Spotify. So, you know, the Spotify listeners are starting to get involved. Nice. So thank you guys, Facebook, Facebook, everybody's getting involved. This was the whole reason we started going to the top five. So we wanted you guys to get in. So, so with that being said, the numbers are counted. The votes are in.
Speaker: There's only one thing, you guys help me, I'm stalling. Don't announce the new one until after we announce this. I'm not gonna announce, but what I'm saying is, is this week, Mike, I've explained it, Chris, and this week should at least
Speaker: really be difficult and it is might even potentially Chris said no he doesn't know what it is but it might even potentially be embarrassing for us for for me
Speaker: And you? For the three of us. For all of us. The three of us. Yes. I'm down with that. I'm down for some embarrassment. Quip needs me taking down a notch. But you know what? I will say this. I'll give you the same hint. I'll give you the same hint that I gave Chris. Chris will have an easier time than I will picking because of his music background.
Speaker: OK, so with that being said, enough of the stalling. They want to know who won. Who is the winner? And I think you guys are going to be shocked by this. But I will say it's good. There was two people in this three person podcast that would not shut the fuck up because they thought they were going to win. Mike coming in dead last with three. Jeff coming in second.
Speaker: was six.
Speaker: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Speaker: get on my level. You know, there are many people on that list that when I thought about it afterwards, man, that was the hard part. I was quiet. I enjoyed it. I let you vote. I let you break. When did you let us? When did you let us brag? When you were asleep, you bragged the whole day and died.
Speaker: I got the gold. You never stopped when me and when me and Jeff said something about, you know, our list was the bomb. You're like, you know, Jeff was like, you know, suck suck my dick with my list. And then and then I was like, no replay. And then it was like, I already won, bitches. It's already done. I did. You know, so I was a humble brag. It was a humble brag. You were not a humble brag. There was nothing humble about that brag.
Speaker: So, so, so feel free to acknowledge me. Oh no, I have no acknowledgement. You're still reigning, champ. The one and only click the people's champ. It comes down to the fact that I'm, I'm better than you two. I don't know. Calling you the people's champ.
Speaker: I am the Glick. If you smell, what's the Glick? Go ahead and do the Fast and the Furious little line. I don't care if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning. That's fine. You're going to say I have family.
Speaker: Dude, I beat you. I quadrupled your score. I double Jeffrey's score. You mean to tell me that I didn't get any votes on any other pages just on mine. In all seriousness, dude, on our Facebook page, you got zero. Yeah, I figure. And I crushed Jeff on Facebook.
Speaker: Yes. You got votes on Instagram. And I think you got your vote. I got two on Facebook.
Speaker: Yeah. So at the end of the day, it doesn't matter coworkers and my mom, I'm still wearing the gold. Yeah. Your mom, but yeah. Yeah. My mom voted for me. I shouldn't even count it. I tagged two friends. I tagged two friends and I swore Dave Johnson and Mike may or we're going to vote me and these motherfuckers went Glick.
Speaker: Don't worry, Betty. And you know what? And you know what? You know who voted for you? Betty wouldn't have voted for me anyways. You know who voted for you yet again? And I'm going to have to have a talk with this son of a bitch at the end of the day. Fucking Rocky for the second time voted for you. Rocky voted for you. I like this motherfucker. But at the end of the day, and I forget to tell you guys, not only did I wear the extra medium shirt because I wear an extra medium shirt now,
Speaker: But I had a Batman shirt on in honor of my number one pick that played Catwoman. The sexiest though.
Speaker: You're not seeing the Adam West cat women in the thing. And how it barely wasn't even a glass breaker on that because the first I did a second cat woman was black. So she did nothing to that role. She had a messed up. See, see, it's not only is it hard for us to pick the list, but it's hard for you guys to vote on the list. But you guys did the right thing and you voted the right champion.
Speaker: the people's champion. I am a champion of the people. And I will and I will gladly put my belt up every week. I will gladly put my belt up every week. It's an open challenge. I'm a fighting champion, you two. Wait a minute, Mike. Wait a minute. If Tina voted for the deuce, and that means I have two votes. Fuckface. You have you have three votes, actually. Fuckface.
Speaker: Jeff doubled you. No, you had three. Jeff doubled you. And I doubled Jeff. But at the end of the day, don't you fuckers vote against me just to try to humble me.
Speaker: You vote with your. I'm asking everyone right now. I'm already going to get humble because you assholes are like because you assholes were like we got to get stitches in here and have stitches. Stitch Glick's thirst trap. You know what? I will. I will say this. I will say this. Oh, yeah. And Glick is Glick is being very Glick. Will you shut up? I was gone for an hour and a half. You're not talked out yet.
Speaker: Look, I will say this. We've got eight hours of this shit, please. I've got 24 hours. Glick is being actually very humble because the first win, he had two fucking belts. And so I guess he's doing better. Yeah, he's humbled him a little bit. Oh, wait, I want to. I do need to go get a second belt. Gentlemen, we can see you, Michael. You're on camera. For Saturday's list. For Saturday's list.
Speaker: This one could be a bit embarrassing because the songs that you sing
Speaker: but shouldn't because they are guilty pleasures sung by women only. Yes, I knew it by women. Oh, you guys are going down and only. Oh, you guys are going down. I do it. Oh, you are in my wheelhouse because I see you not. I'm doing dishes. I got my headset on and I'm fucking doing dishes. I'm rocking out to a song. And my wife was like, you should not sing that song. Oh, my God. I got an idea for a list. Get out of my way.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, I know as soon as you said, as soon as you said, as soon as you said the look that you had on your face, I knew it was going to be female guilty pleasure. I'm about to. Oh, dude, I am about to embarrass this dude. I don't even care how embarrassing it is because I love it. I'm not next Wednesday. I'm still going to be holding this just so you guys know I'm a co -host on the show. So, you know, I don't have any shame.
Speaker: could be potentially embarrassing because of some of our picks, but I thought it would be funny as fuck. Yeah, that's very fantastic. Any genre, any genre. It will be a revealer. It will definitely be a revealer of what we are forced to listen to because we have daughters. Not only because we have daughters, just because it's a good fuck too.
Speaker: because I like it. I love it. I mean, I didn't let it go. I'm frozen. Yeah. Saturday. Saturday's making my way. Saturday. Saturday's draft is going to be, if I can get these two assholes to shut up, uh, our top five guilty pleasures, guilty pleasures by female artists. So
Speaker: What's going on, James? Don't you blame it on my kids. You have no idea what they, what they, they subject me to. You have no idea. I have not played, I have not played it on my kids because I play this music around my kids and even my kids are like really bad. And I'm like, yeah, that's how it starts. They subjected to me. And then five minutes later, I'm going, yeah. And I already, and I already know all three of us are going to have the same number one pick. So I don't know.
Speaker: Because I got to pick last, right? Yes. So Mike is up first pick, then myself, then Chris, because Chris won. You should have been. How's it going, Veronica? Like, me and Jeff should be able to pick all of ours before you even pick your first one. And we're going to do the same as we did on Saturday. It'll be one, one, and one, then two, two, two, then one, one, one, one, one, one. Dispatch that hand. The reason why we're doing the four and five as one, one, one, because you could still lose your fifth.
Speaker: Yeah. So that's why we're doing that. Oh, you're still changing that right now? So yeah, it'll be very interesting, his battery. I'm a double laser bitch. I told you, just get the wind up, boy. Wind up, bitch. It's called an innocent.
Speaker: Yeah, it's definitely going to be interesting to see what, uh, I've got a few ideas going in and it's gotta be really embarrassing too. Oh, it's going to be great. Just, just, just admitting. I have no problem admitting it. People who know me change my dispatch. Some are bigger than others. Yeah. Mine is the biggest.
Speaker: I mean, you can stroke your beard all you want. I was just saying. OK. I was only responding. I was only responding to the chatters box. Jeff has the smallest beard. You have the second and I have the biggest. But there's a reason why I'm the champion. There's a reason why I'm the host. There's a reason that I'm so humble and, you know. That's what she said.
Speaker: That is what she said. Nobody. Let me. Jessica has the small spirit. Yeah, we lost you. We lost yourself, Mike. He's going to keep talking. Nobody is as humble as Glick. Every day, I wake up in the morning and say, you know what? I wish I was as humble as Glick. Just every day. I am a very humble man.
Speaker: What can I do? What can I do to be more more like click every day? That's what I say, you know, you you you say that as a joke but when I worked at Orkin there were post -it notes and everything like posted around the shop.
Speaker: that said WWGD, what would Glick do? And also one of my other famous quotes at Orkin when I worked there was, was be better because I used to yell at people who sucked and I was just, I'd be at our shop meeting and I was just like, fucking be better. So, so our, our admins who all thought they were funny, they started like writing on, writing on the, on the whiteboards, WWGD, be better. It's what would Glick do. Exactly.
Speaker: I'm telling you the humility that this man has. We are all blessed and should fall to our faces at the humility of Glick. That's definitely - You said it. You said it. I didn't say it. You said it. You should all bow. Acknowledge me. You should all bow. The fact that we are all
Speaker: in the almighty presence of GLICK. We should be grateful.
Speaker: the big dog down here, if he would join me. And to my surprise, he... No, we don't need to talk. I'm a mom. Thanks, Mike. No, so I had asked Mike to be a special guest on the show. And in all honesty, it was short notice. It was Christmas night.
Speaker: I didn't think he'd be able to do it, but I still ask anyways. And he jumped at the opportunity, came on, we did it. I thought he was awesome and I made the decision to add a third person because I've been thinking about it for a while. So we've done a few episodes together and I think it's been a really cool dynamic. We have fun together and we can all feed off of each other and we don't hesitate to break each other's balls. You guys are awesome in the chatter's box.
Speaker: Yeah, thanks to me. But yeah. Sure. And I feel like, you know, Mike has the same drive that Jeff and I have and he's just as equally motivated. So, you know, we got big plans, you know. As I said earlier at the beginning of the show, I had some
Speaker: have four sounds about around about, well, I'm still trying to get these two monkeys round up. I don't need to add a fourth. We do actually, and I don't know if he's actually listening anymore, but well, I'll wait until Jeff comes back and I'll make that announcement. What's going on? Hey, what's up bro? Thank you. Thank you, Tina. Um, no, you know, Mike's my dude. Mike's been my guy, you know, Mike and I clicked and we connected as soon as we met on tick talk a couple of years ago. Um, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, he's always been my guy. So we've got a good thing going on. And like I said, we all share the same passion and the same drive. Jeff's getting a little bit better about it. But so we're hoping at the end of the day, I will continue to be your champion. I will continue to be the people's champion. I will continue to be the humble champion that I am. And I will carry this with the help of my helper monkeys. And you guys will get to,
Speaker: be on the ground floor of something amazing. I truly think that we're looking at greatness here. And it's 99 % great. Well, it's already greatness before you shut up. Shut up. You know, according to you. Oh, there he is. But yeah. Sorry, I just got home. She had an eyelash appointment. Because, you know, there's nothing great like fake eyelashes.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I was, I was actually just getting ready to say because the question was asked when we became a threesome. Uh, we are actually getting ready to become a foursome, but the fourth member of the family is going to be a silent, not on air member. Uh, Jeff, you know, you know, Cameron. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Cam and I was talking this week, maybe a producer. No, he wants to do, he wants to do PR work.
Speaker: Good Lord. Oh, that works. Yeah, he wants to do he wants to do PR work and he's great at it He lined up two guests that I just did not get around to setting up. So I told yeah, we talked this week and he said that he'd like to be involved with the show and said what he wanted to do and They just said they believe or not she gets them done for free your nails
Speaker: So, he's actually, him and his fiance are getting ready to have a baby, actually this week, sometime soon. He's finally got his son. So, yeah, he's got two girls and a boy. So, I told him after the baby. Cam, you know what it means when you have a boy? That means she had an orgasm. Yeah, for the first time. I saw him on TikTok.
Speaker: So shout out to Cameron and congratulations on the new baby boy. We were playing Call of Duty last night. She said that didn't happen with Kevin.
Speaker: We're gonna need we're gonna need to where's a screen recorder when you need it. Don't worry. I'm aware of that. Um, don't worry. I got that. I still gotta be I still don't we still have I still gotta work a bike. Oh
Speaker: I was recording some sounds this week as well. Why not? So there we go. So no, but no, but like I said, you know, I do want to, I do want to go ahead and I meant to do that earlier when Cam was here because I don't know if he's still here, but you know, Cam's, Cam's joining the family. He's going to do some PR work for us. He's going to book some guests. We're just going to have to sit down and you know, I'll have to let him know that he's going to have to, you know, not only talk to him, but he's going to have to get them all scheduled and everything. So, you know,
Speaker: So it'll be fun. We're adventuring down some new paths, and the show's only going to get better with the addition of Mike, it got better. Oh, Robin. Jeff and I. Robin said it's a myth. I had five boys and no oars. Well, you know, I was always told that it takes a real man to knock the balls off to make a girl. And I got it. I was going to say, that's about it. Nice.
Speaker: That's the only thing I got to say. And I actually started out with girls. I actually had to not put it all the way in to get Jonathan. So I believe that. I hope we should start getting a voice just to tip. Just to tip. We're going to play a little bit of this play just to tip. And then Jonathan came around. But yeah, that full penetration, two girls every time. That's all I got to say.
Speaker: Well, Cameron and I were playing Call of Duty last night. Him and his older brother, the three of us, were playing Call of Duty. And Cameron's like, so what's it like to transition from having two girls and then to a boy? And Bo, Justin, and I were like, what the fuck are you talking about? And we started laughing. And he's like, why are you guys laughing? I'm asking a serious question because he has two girls, and then he got a boy. Like, my boy is my youngest. And I was like, yeah, but did you not listen to yourself when you said it?
Speaker: And he was like, oh, yeah, it did kind of come out wrong, didn't it? I was like, dude, honestly, it's the same fucking thing until they get older. I said, other than the fact that, you know, your girls, when they were babies, they got a taco and your little boy is going to have a turtle head. I was like, but when they're babies, it's the exact same thing. There's no difference. So I was like, when they get older, like now, where my kids are older, I've got
Speaker: Basically two teenage daughters and my son who lives on his own fucking planet 90 % of the time He's so happy and carefree. He doesn't care about anything. He's just like I'm here, you know, it's like some days I want to Put my girls in a box and mail them to the desert somewhere because of the emotional roller coaster Where with my son as he gets older son almost got disowned when he told me he wanted a Tesla and
Speaker: I was like, get that shit out of here. Wait a minute. You lost 400 pounds of that divorce, but I can now have all the... Oh, okay. There you go. There you go, relevant. Get them O's. Get all them O's. Get all them O's. That's my mission in life. I want to give all the O's that I can give. I'm going to give some O's tonight, boys. Let me tell you.
Speaker: No, your wife already said that she said you can't do that. I'm getting flashed as we speak. I'm getting flashed and she's stripping right here in front of me. I'd show you where she's been. Hey, look. No. Shut up, Jeff. Yeah, shut up, Jeff. You're the only non -same old person in this podcast. Don't get voted off. That's just loving it.
Speaker: And the tradition continues of the ladies telling Jeff to shut the fuck up. Yes. That is my plate. It's back there. No, that's good. He's house -trayed. I am. He's house -trayed, ladies. He's extremely house -trayed. Extremely. He even - He even - I think the dishes are the same for being in it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, when we do a talk video saying I'm doing hot guy shit, you know, me and Glick, we're in skid steers and and chopping wood and shit. You know, Jeff's over here washing dishes like a nice little bit. No, that's all right. I'll just go ahead and crank up my chainsaw while you do your hot guy shit. Your hot married guy shit. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll get my flamethrower out. It's not being done right, Jessica. That's the problem. That's a walk. That's a walk. Shit. You need to know. There's a walk staring at me right now, boys. Let me tell you. If you need to know, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. What are you saying? I'm just saying.
Speaker: I'm like fucking Santa Claus right now, man. I'm like Oprah. I'm like Oprah. You get it. No comment.
Speaker: I was just talking to my wife when I went to go open the gate for her. And I was telling her about Chris's thirst trap videos. He keeps his wife in a fence, by the way. So he has to go let her out.
Speaker: But she said, you know, we should actually do that on the main page. And I was like, really? I won't get in trouble. She's like, why? What are they going to do? Well, there it is. No one's going to be like, Jeff, you're hot. Exactly. That's our new competition to see who can get the most views on our home page for their thirst trap video. Boom. All that I do know, all that I know is that
Speaker: many years ago. Why not? Just click many years ago. Joe stop talking. Wait, what? Many years ago, many years ago, clicked in this little thirst trap and I liked the way that he did it. So I did my version of it and he often gives me all kinds of shit that I did the same thirst trap that he did. And then I found a longer version of said thirst trap.
Speaker: And I did the longer version and it's pinned on one of my pages at the top of the page. And he just dropped that same thirst drop. Yeah, you know what? But you know, but you know what minded that that one that I did, I just dropped was I just saved the video and just dropped it again. Oh, hey, Michael. Yes, sir. When.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. Competition. I won't even get involved in the competition. This is, this is the, you want to, you want to see, you want to see a humble click. I won't even get involved. I'll give you guys a fair chance because when you can get over, when you, when you can get over 5 ,000, when you can get over 5 ,000 views on one, come talk to me. When you can do, when you can do a couple of them,
Speaker: and
Speaker: And I know you fucking paid $40 to get your videos out. If I had $40, I'd go off and drop a hundred and be like, bam, that's like each 20 is like 40 ,000 views. Yeah, okay. Drop $100 in that bitch. I'd have one video, $100 views.
Speaker: Oh yeah. I had likes on it, but it had 200 ,000 views again. If I had, well, okay. If I had $40 to spare, I would not like Jeff said, I would not spend it, but I'm down, I'm down. I wasn't going to, I wasn't going to do that on our, on our, on our Facebook page. But, uh, yeah, over 5 ,000 views and over a thousand likes. You know what? When you have an account that's over $10 ,000,
Speaker: Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do the same thing on the nonsensical nonsense that does not have the following at your main account. I'll do it right the fuck now.
Speaker: You look right the fuck now. Oh, also, also with that being said with on one, not the other ones. Um, also that my account with over 10 ,000 followers and we're not even like trying to say here and brag or anything like that. I'm just Jeff brought it up about a competition. Um, that account in the last two days has grown like 800 followers.
Speaker: I was like, God, I was like, you know what, let me just have the four. I want to congratulate you. I want to congratulate you. I'm actually very proud of you because only four or five, only about six episodes again, you were talking shit about all the guys that make thirst traps. And I'm so glad.
Speaker: I know. I sold out. I sold out. I did sell out. All right. All right. Look, look at the end of the day, 100%. I did it. I did not expect the response. I did not. Honestly, I just, I just, I just did it. I just, I just did it. Um, and I did not watch it 4 ,000 times and it wasn't Asian people watching. I only, I only did it. I only did it.
Speaker: you know to kind of boost my because I was down you know what I mean yeah I thought you know I thought I'm gonna I haven't posted anything on here I haven't really posted anything on here like a year and a half so I was like I'll get like 30 or 40 views it'll be cool and then so as I told Jeff earlier if I knew this is what I needed to do
Speaker: I would have done this in the beginning. I could have done this from 3 million followers and a TikTok would be paying me to sit on my ass. No, actually, you know, I mean, I'm busting your balls. I really don't. I really don't. You know what? I listen to the podcast. But you know what? I mean, you went through a hard time and whenever you go through, especially
Speaker: especially when you go through it in your head and everything unveils and all that stuff and the veil behind the curtain is lifted you know you need that pick me up and I'm proud of you I really am proud of you I'm really am and I'm glad that you're getting out there and because you work out you know and we're getting we're gonna
Speaker: you know, we're getting you back. We're getting you back where you need to be because we need, we need Odin son and yeah. So let me, let me give you guys enough. I'm thoroughly embarrassed and I'm, I'm, I don't know if you can see it, but my face is red because I've never been third. I swear to God it's wild, wild, wildflower mama.
Speaker: Bye, Miss Christ. I love you, girl. Be careful, be safe, get feeling better. Thank you for stopping in. That's my little sister, so. OK. Odinson, which one? No, Odinson. Because Mama Glick, because of his humility.
Speaker: So a little, a little behind the curtain, a little behind the curtain for you guys. Mike and I were talking the other day, Mike, I did not know that Mike was an artist. Mike draws, he draws comics. So he, him and I were talking, Jeff could have been in the conversation, but his phone was broken. And he said he had an idea of something that he wanted to draw. And I was like, okay, what is it? So he wants to do a Viking themed drawing of the three of us.
Speaker: and he wants to do Thor, Loki, and Odin. Obviously, no questions asked. Jeff is Loki. Like, dude, you're Loki, man. Like, you are our Loki. Dude, you even look like him. I'll be right back. Apparently, one of the dogs lives. So whatever excuse you need, Jeff. And then Mike said, he's like, but I don't want to step on any toes or anything like that because I'm debating who should be Thor. And I was like, at the end of the day, if you go off of how the podcast is based,
Speaker: Mike should be Thor and I should be Odin. Uh, just because it's a podcast themed drawing that, that, that Mike wants to do. So I'm actually, dude, I'm looking forward to it. I think it's going to be pretty bad -ass. So Jeff will be low. Actually, what, actually what I'm going to do is, is when I'm done with that, I'm actually going to draw it a hundred times and they will all be numbered. And some of them will be colored. Some of them will be colored differently.
Speaker: colored pencil, some with markers, some will be sketched, some will be partially drawn. And we will put that on the merch line as exclusive nonsensical nonsense merch.
Speaker: collectibles that will be a collectible and and and we'll figure out we'll figure out how to we'll figure out how to do it but we'll we'll we'll even have them signed for at least one of them and that's the ideas that are going through my head on that and we could do uh we can do a little competition for the for the sign for the autographed
Speaker: One but let me get let me get the first one done so you guys can actually see if that's something that you like I know Jessica seen my art Tina seen my art Cheyenne has seen my art So I'll let that I've posted my you're the alligator version let that speak there is There is Cameron where the hell not only did we announce who the champion was I?
Speaker: Still raining. Fucking Cam. Should do. Yeah, do a fundraiser. Special guest on the show. Amen. Yeah, we can do that. Yes. Actually, Cameron, now that you're back, we already announced it. But I did announce you. And we shouted you out and congratulated you on the new baby voice. But I let everybody know that you're joining the family as our new PR guy. And he announced you bought the baby. That's awesome, dude. So you got the new baby. You got the new PR position. But the PR position comes with a lot of work, just so you know.
Speaker: to be as humble and not have to wear so many hats. Well, you know, I, I, when Cameron, when Cameron, yeah, when, when, when Cameron came to me, I had wanted to bring him in, but I knew I couldn't like nothing against camera, but I just knew he wouldn't, he wouldn't not necessarily on the camera or mic or anything like that marketing specialist. There you go. Jessica hit me up. Uh, cause as I posted a video on our page the other day, uh, you know,
Speaker: This is actually the hardest job in the whole fucking game.
Speaker: about if I eat, my brother eats. And I tagged you two in it. You know, at the end of the day, that's how it is. If I'm eating steak, we all eat in steak. If I'm drinking bourbon, we're all drinking bourbon. You know, I don't win unless you guys win. I mean, I might be drinking wild turkey while you're drinking something better, but we're going to be drinking bourbon. I'm just kidding. Oh, that off. OK.
Speaker: So what is the Facebook page? Facebook page is nonsensical nonsense. All social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. You'll find us on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube. You'll find us on TikTok. You'll find us on Haps. You'll find us on Spotify, Anchor. You'll find us everywhere. That's nonsensical nonsense. We're like COVID. We're everywhere.
Speaker: Yeah, we're like COVID. You will catch it. Just so you guys know. There's a tagline. We're just like COVID. Just so you guys know. Shots fired as far as the thirst competition goes. The first video is up, so go ahead and get on it, boys. I don't have a fucking phone. Why can't you do it? I don't have a fucking phone, dick.
Speaker: He just, whatever excuses he leaves here. Follow your fucking wife for five minutes. Yeah. That'll go over like a level. She said it was okay. Why don't, why don't you eat her pussy? She actually contacted me. She's like, I said, they can do it. Well, you know, you got a man and get on your knees. Actually care business. Actually, Roman, if, if, if you're saying what I think you're saying,
Speaker: Jeff, they're like $20 a day. Yeah, right. Lame ass. You can get a burner phone. So I think I think what relevance saying is that we need a floating crown. So we all go out and buy a crown.
Speaker: for the starting five, and say like, if I get, if, if, say, something happens, and I get dethroned, I can take my crown off and say, Jeff wins, I can take it off, move it down the camera. That's an awesome idea. That's cool, I like that. Let's just get it out of the way. Let's get it out of the way.
Speaker: I want to hear you say it because I'm definitely going to record it and just go off and say every morning I'll wake up and I'll piss excellence. Go ahead. I mean, it goes without saying because I do. Oh, Tina, they're saying you guys shut the fuck up. Glitch Glitch thinks that because he did one thirst trap and paid for it to get promoted,
Speaker: Um, then now he can do tear straps. Again, I am so broke. If I had money to pay for videos to get promoted, I wouldn't be hanging out with you two right now. Well, you also wouldn't be promoting your TikTok. You would be promoting fucking podcasts. That would just slip.
Speaker: Well let's be honest, let's be honest right now he's kind of promoting his dick and it's only three and a half inches so he's doing the best he can. Okay first and foremost you can't see my dick in the thirst trap video.
Speaker: No one can see your dick because I have an idea. No, because I have a, you know, no, but no, you know, those Android phones, you can't go up all the way. Yeah. Well, okay. So anyways, it was asked about a thirst competition. Jeffrey said that we should all post. I was not going to post a thirst trap video on the nonsensical nonsense. TikTok page woke Jeff said that we should do it.
Speaker: and do a competition based off views and whatnot. And I was like, well, I wasn't going to do it. This was going to be the first decision that I didn't just that I didn't just make on my own. So now it's a thing. So we got shirtless Saturday. Oh, yeah, by the way, Mike, shirtless Saturday, Saturday. I know. It's a thing. It's a thing. I'm doing a shirtless Saturday. And and and we got and we got there and I just say Taco Bell. Fuck me.
Speaker: I don't get grassy groundings in the near future. I will bet he will tell you about my thirst traps. We are not pieces of meat for you women to ogle. And we're yes. Yes, we are. Okay. Please. The first draft and the sugar Saturday.
Speaker: No, hold on. So while you're moving, our penises are down here, feel free. As the reigning king, as the captain of this ship of dummies, this is going to be on you guys, not YouTube, but the chat box. Certainly Saturday, and third strap competitions on the TikTok nonsensical nonsense page are only going to happen if you guys tell your friends and they start coming in and hanging out in the lives.
Speaker: You do not know. You do not. Bet. Bet. I'm down with that. The entourage that I bring to the show every time it's on. They're talking. My entourage are talking right now. You don't think that these ladies are going to promote our videos?
Speaker: Yeah. So apparently we all have we we all have a bottomless income where we're just paying for things to happen. Yeah. Somebody tell my bills that that money is growing on the tree in my bedroom and I just have more of it than I need. Exactly. All it makes a description. Oh, yeah, you guys can absolutely put us in shame. You have boobs or you automatically win. I'm sorry, Betty. She she Betty just grounds people.
Speaker: Uh, and because of me, uh, there's nuclear groundings. There you go. Because I, I, I elevated it. Just, um, Oh, you suck battery pack is getting open tonight. Glick. Oh, I know. Watched your thirst trap. Cause she said that you suck. Um, and the battery packs being open to take that to tonight. So.
Speaker: I guess that's your fault. I don't have a dog in this fight. I got eight dogs out in the living room. I don't need you. I don't have a dog in here. Clearly, relative to following me. So that's OK. Don't worry enough. I'm so pissed about that. Who are you pissed about, baby? Tina's in. Tina's like, I'm in. I'm in. Well, Jessica, you are grounded right back there because
Speaker: I already told you that, yo, you get an O, you get an O. What is the male version of Oprah? It's a Steve Harvey. I just got a, I don't know if you've ever got an offer. Yeah, Steve Harvey. Bird washers. Michael's making everyone get nuclear grounded. No, ma 'am, I am not making anybody get nuclear grounded. I just want them to be their best selves. That's all I want.
Speaker: Some dude commented on my video and said, can you paint and turn wrenches? Yes, I can. And you can weld too and fix your wife's plumbing. Shut the fuck up. I mean, oops. I could do a lot of things. What was the line from cabin boy? These pipes are clean.
Speaker: That's what I say when I'm done. I'm doing that one tonight. I'm doing TikTok. If I had TikTok because I don't have a phone, I'd be like, these pipes are clean. I fucking love that movie. Budweiser and medium rare steaks was a comment I got. Somebody is after my heart.
Speaker: Jump in I'll save you. I have a new recipe for when you take from yellow. What are we doing? I? Have a new I don't know what we're doing for steaks For from Yellowstone is it is you just cut a slice off the cow Whisper fire to it and put it down on the plate. I like the cowboy way better
Speaker: Well, the only reason I mentioned it is because Kevin Costner said it in season three of Yellowstone, and I was like, I like that. That's hilarious. Whisper fire to it. Whisper fire to it.
Speaker: Whisper fire to it put it on the plate. I like I like that But I do like the cowboy way one best is knock its horns off wipe wipe its neck Knock its horns off wipe its nasty ass and junk down here on the plate But every time I say that in a restaurant my wife feels any she's like that's not funny. I said no it's hilarious
Speaker: Do you think you have to beat some groups? That's how my mom likes estates. Yeah, I like it a little more now. I'm looking at Black Thought Mojo. We're getting ready to go into our second break and it's become our thing where we go into the second break and we do a cover. Oh no, Benny, trust me. Yellowstone, totally worth the watch. I'm trying to find the show, actually, Benny, but I want to watch it. Find me on Facebook.
Speaker: And I'll send you a link that will change your life. I'm with media. I like my states like I like my pussy a little pink in the middle. Nice, I like that. Chris is just... I said what I said.
Speaker: I heard what you said, Michael. I can't with you two. I can't with you two. No fucks kidding. No fucks kidding. Just a little bit. No, I like all the pink. I want mine to still move. Yeah, I want mine to try to run from me. I mean, just get back here.
Speaker: Jeff's still married. Jeff's still married, so he likes bloody steaks. He likes bloody meat, and that's OK. I like to stop it from doing that, but I'm not scared to cross it. If I could, I'd like to slaughter my own as I'm getting ready to eat it. Yeah, Jessica. Jessica works at a slaughterhouse, and she probably doesn't. Don't do that. Jessica will give you a job. That's what she does.
Speaker: So since I mean since Jessica does work at a slaughterhouse did I think I don't I don't want to know nonsense Should get like a discount on state. That's what I'm right. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree No, I don't want to move. I wanted to moan they can per anno Relevant, I'm just saying it'll do both. Trust me
Speaker: Well, I never said anything about as as I as I said earlier as I said earlier there was there was a tick -tock I'm sorry mama click I'm not sorry Trust me. Trust me. She said She tried to show Chris's thingy
Speaker: Everybody look at Chris's thingy. It was green, about six inches long, three inches in diameter. We're getting looked at on Facebook. Who's looking at us on Facebook? Hey, we, we still got our shirts on. Maybe when come back Saturday, we'll have our shirts off. I got some baby oil in the, in the, I got some baby oil in the bathroom already. I'm already ready. Hey, calm, calm down. Non -magic Mike, baby oil.
Speaker: We show them things. You know what? That was literally my nickname at work, was Imagine Mike. Because I make things happen. It's just, I got that magic touch, you know? Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Speaker: Something saying my name said keep saying my game. I'm thinking something something should something should never be said Who is on Facebook talking? I know sure stuff. Damn it. I hate this is anonymous
Speaker: You should never say that the that the guys because you work in an area with a bunch of guys and they call you magic Mike because you make things happen with your hands. I'm looking out for you, dude. I'm like I was a maintenance technician. I worked by myself. Yeah, I worked on machinery. So you called yourself. I worked on machinery.
Speaker: and they called me Magic Mike because they would fuck it up and then I would. I gotta know. I gotta know because I have an idea who that is. I have an idea who that is. I gotta know. Start a fire in my kitchen. Mm. That's because I said, you said baby. I was like, I got a lighter fluid. Does that count? Oh, it doesn't tell you why. Oh, this is this is anonymous Facebook. Yeah, it doesn't say who you are. Yeah, no, it doesn't. Facebook. Facebook won't load it. I hate it.
Speaker: I have an idea who it is. Facebook won't load the fucking comments on my phone either. And not yourself anonymous Facebook user. I think I know who it is. Who do you think it is? I've got I'm drawing a blank. You're gonna have to you're gonna have to narrow that search down.
Speaker: Yeah, this is why I hate Facebook. Like, I have Facebook pulled up on my other phone. No, this is way more fun. You need to do a firefight. I was a firefighter. Real talk. I'm not bullshitting. When I was a young man, I was a firefighter. Before I could grow a beard, I was a firefighter.
Speaker: I don't know who it is, Betty. I don't know who it is. Yeah, Facebook will not load the comments. They're killing me. I'm thinking it's either Shane B or shouldn't be Shane B yet. Stop trying to figure it out, Chris.
Speaker: He, whoever it is, said stop trying to figure it out, Chris, so they know you. So, someone trying to make me feel good, they were more likely making fun of me. Nevermind. I should have just went with that from the beginning. And we're friends outside of Facebook, on Snapchat, or anything like that. Who the hell would call me Chris, though?
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, you know what? That's exactly what I was just thinking, Joe. It better not be. It's Ms. Scarlett. It's Ms. Scarlett. Only one room? Because I like hands and feet tied. But that's just me. We got to go to break. This commercial break is brought to you by Clue, make it fun.
Speaker: It's Mr. Pickle in the underwear drawer with a charging cable. Because Pickle don't need a charging cable. I'm going to find out who you are, damn it. That's what we're going to end up with two songs from Blacktop Mojo because he's got to figure it out. And I'm not shitting this time, Jim. Just when you thought we were done, back to back hits, back to back hits.
Speaker: And why not? Because if there's any band, if there's any band that you want to have a double play? We went to break on one. And Chris was like, we're going to hit you with a twofer. And then went back off. And I was like, what the hell? I think he was taking his shit.
Speaker: Like the song was just getting ready to end and because I have my Bluetooth my Bluetooth speaker I was able to take the phone into the so I ran over to my microphone and we're like we got a two -fer What are they are very hot I
Speaker: very phenomenal. They make good music. If you have not heard of Blacktop Mojo, listen to this commercial break. And then when you're done with that, go to Spotify, follow them, Blacktop Mojo, and just give it a whirl. You and thank me in the morning. Go to their YouTube.
Speaker: Oh yeah, their music videos are fire. Their music videos are fire, Jeff. Jeff masturbates to their music videos at least twice a day. Oh, you stupid whore. When you go to their music videos, go to the comments section and tell them the nonsensical nonsense. I was an hour and a half late, which I am, but thank you for keeping track. Don't worry, Glick will take it out of my pay.
Speaker: We're donating it to Jeff's helicopter fund because this jackass went out and bought a helicopter without asking me. No wonder we're still mad about that. No, just one. Just one. No, we got a helicopter. But I'm not making payments on it because I hope they'll come repo it.
Speaker: Yeah, but it's, but yeah, we're going to take a break real quick. We are going to, we are going to take a break real quick. I do have a top 10 list tonight. Uh, we're going to come back. I'm going to round. I'm going to wrangle these two Jackasses. That's going to be the, that's going to be the biggest thing moving forward is getting these two rained in because once they get more, I can't stop them. Get that new, get that movie reference. He, huh? Jesus.
Speaker: Wait a minute. Who do you want helicopter because some some people's blades are bigger than others? Woke Jeff right there We know who this is we know exactly who this is isn't what Jeff that's doing it No, it's not little judge It's actually if Jeff and I are correct. Oh It is person. Oh It is yeah
Speaker: Okay, I was gonna say, this person is a very big fan of Jeff. Not quite sure why, but she is. Anyways, we're going to break. Here's Blacktop Mojo with the color of her. I'm his chef's wife. All right, I'll get you. No, no. No. It's Blacktop Mojo covered. We're going back to the 80s, ladies and gentlemen, with this one. And I love this shit. Little Blacktop Mojo with White Snake is this love. Hello, Tony Catane. Mm -mm. Hey.
Speaker: And it's acoustic too, just so you guys know. I should've known better than to let you go alone
Speaker: Wasting this in sleepless nights And I can't wait to see you again I finally spent my time waiting on your call I cannot tell you, babe, my back's against the wall
Speaker: I need you by my side to tell me it's alright Cause I don't think I can take anymore Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this the love that I've been searching for? Is this love or am I dreaming? This must be love
Speaker: Cause it's really gotta hold on me Hold on me I can't stop the feeling I've been this way before But with you I felt
Speaker: I can feel my love for you goin' stronger day by day And I can't wait to see you again So I can hold you in my arms Is this love that I'm feelin'? Is this a love that I'm feelin'?
Speaker: That I've been searching for Is this love? Or am I dreaming this must get love? Cause it's really got a hold on me Hold on me
Speaker: is this love that i'm feeling is this love that i've been searching for is this love or am i dreaming this must be love because it's really
Speaker: Hold on me
Speaker: Good fuckin' tune. Welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense. The champ is back, baby! It literally, at the angle of the tune, it looked like you had a harmonica around your neck. I was like, what the fuck is wrong with that? Oh my god, I cannot get fuckin' YouTube to stop. Okay, okay, I got you. Good lord. Man alive. The champ's back.
Speaker: much needed. I love that cover. That's probably in my top three of one of my favorite covers by them.
Speaker: But Matt's vocal, Matt's vocals, man. They are on point in that song. But anyways, welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, guys. I am Glick. As always, hanging out with the boys. We got Woke Jeff. Say hi, sir. I'm so woke. It's inverted. Yes. We got the big dog, the one and only.
Speaker: hanging out with us as well. There he is. He won't talk. What's up? What's up? I was going to say. Audio show. Audio. No, I'm here. I'm here. Actually, what's going on? Wicked numbness. Actually, Wicked numbness. Actually, she sent me a video. She did a TikTok using Blacktop Mojo's music and it was good. Nice. It was really good. Yeah. So because of this show, we have introduced Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: one of the one of the great up and coming bands to a whole new audience and and the legend is spreading and when songs like that hold so that's why you guys need to go when you're listening to them you guys need to go to their instagram you need to go to their facebook you need to go to their youtube and and tag us and say we sent you because i'm trying to get them on the show like i've been trying since the beginning we want to get those guys on the show
Speaker: But anyways, like I said, welcome back to the show. Thank you guys for hanging out this far We appreciate you guys trying to box you guys have been awesome tonight Mike and Jeff you guys have been awesome as always if you're not already Go ahead and give us a follow on social media at nonsensical nonsense on Instagram Facebook and Twitter also go get on the tick -tock if you're on ticky -tocky get on there because Mike or Jeffrey Made a challenge and I gladly accepted
Speaker: So ladies, if you're listening, the TikTok's about to get... Let's do this. Whoever gets the most likes because views don't count. Whatever. Either way, whatever. That way our viewers can actually go onto TikTok and hit like on whose they like.
Speaker: Well, either way, if you wanna join us live in here on Wednesdays and Saturdays nights, all you gotta do is follow us on HAPS TV. I'm gonna stop saying the rest and we're just gonna promote HAPS because come and hang out with us on HAPS, download the app, go to your web browser, whatever you wanna do, give us a follow. And then if you wanna listen to every other episode, if you don't wanna watch us live, go do so on Spotify, Anchor, Google Play, Apple Podcast, everywhere you get your podcast, Jolly's from, at Nonsense School Nonsense.
Speaker: And we have not done this tonight, but after you get done liking and sharing and telling your friends about all the places you can find us and giving us the old double thumbing, Jeffrey, you can also email us if you want to email us. So. What did they send to you, Mikey?
Speaker: Well, keep stalking him and keep telling him that we sent you there. You guys got to tell him that we sent you. Don't worry what Tina said. Double thumbing. Yes. He loves the double thumbing. But you better do it right. No half ass double thumbing for me. It's all the way up in there too.
Speaker: I want it all the way in. If I'm going to go gray, it's got to be all the way up. It's got to be just the tip. Just the tip doesn't count. I'll leave that at that. No, please continue. You two, I'm going to let you have your moment. Please, I insist. I'm just going to be here on Snapchat. It looks like I took his camera off.
Speaker: I'm just going to go ahead and be humble now. Go ahead. No, no, no, no, no. At the two hour and 47 minute mark, little note, say that, edit the audio. Ah, Jessica, you're a Pittsburghian. That's okay. You can get the O still. We won't hold that against you.
Speaker: somebody commented on one of my videos it wasn't even a thirst trap video it was just one of my random videos somebody commented and it was she said if I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold me against or hold it against me and I was like yeah I was like well that was random and she's like I'm just shooting my shot I was like fair enough
Speaker: it was just like a random it's like we doing like a country song or something like that i was like no no judging here you shut your whore mouth anonymous facebook user
Speaker: My anonymous Facebook user for the first time in like two weeks last night, I finally fall asleep, right? And I'm in bed early. It's like 11 o 'clock. And then I get a Snapchat from said person and it wakes me up. And then I'm up the rest of the fucking night. And we were talking so much shit. And we were still talking so much shit today. And it continues. Go trot on a horse or something. Yeah.
Speaker: So, so we were talking today. Good night, guys. Good night, Jess. Thank you for hanging out. Your customer. Oh, really? What's going on? Listen, thank you. What's going on? I appreciate that.
Speaker: Hey, the anonymous Facebook user who's still, I like, we're just going to, that's going to be your new name, anonymous Facebook user. Uh, we were talking today and I was doing some, I was doing, uh, PM stuff at work, preventative maintenance stuff at work. And Mike, you've worked building maintenance. So, you know, cause I was in the stairwells and I was walking and I wear, I wear slide on boots, cowboy boots, whatever you want to call them every day.
Speaker: She snapped at me. She's like, are you riding a fucking horse? What the hell is going on? I was like, no, I'm in the stairwells of a building. And that's my boots. I said, yeah, just call me John Dutton and I'm at the ranch or whatever. Seriously, how fucking badass is John Dutton? And how badass is Rip? That's Kevin Costner. I know. And how badass is Rip? I think Rip's a phony. I think Rip's a phony because you know who Rip is, don't you?
Speaker: Yeah, I know. And when I found out. I like to pound a freshman. As soon as I've seen him, I was like, you're the weirder that likes to smack freshmen on the ass, you bitch. If you guys don't know who it is. Oh, I know it in Fast and Furious 2. Oh, no, he was in, he was in, God, what was that goddamn Matthew McConaughey movie? It was right there. He was like, oh my God, I just forgot.
Speaker: Dazed and Confused. Yeah, Dazed and Confused. He was in Dazed and Confused. Thank you. Who? Who's he plays in Dazed and Confused? He's his buddy. He was, like I said, he was hanging out of the truck and he was yelling about smacking freshmen on the ass with a paddle. Oh shit? Yeah. Oh no shit. Only fuck. Yeah. I mean, I know Ben Affleck's in that fucking movie. And that's basically what he wanted. As soon as I see him, I was like, all these girls are
Speaker: And they have no idea who he is Okay, he was Benny, okay Wow Wow You know who I like, you know, I really like and and and I'm probably gonna catch it for I like Jimmy I think Jimmy's hilarious. I
Speaker: Yeah, Ben Affleck's Sidemen. I knew it was either. I knew it was Facebook anonymous user. I knew it was one of two people and you were my, I knew it. That was my first guess right away. relevant says that we are, thank you relevant. That is awesome.
Speaker: So anyways, we do actually have like actual real podcast work to do tonight. I mean, obviously we are. Actually, mama, mama, we gave a huge tribute to her because we killed her on our last episode. Does he really? Y 'all know nothing. I know everything you I knew by the I knew instantly. Little thirsty. I got a box of straws for you if you don't stop.
Speaker: which paper plastic or metal that's important I'm trying to save the planet they're metal you can reuse them okay I care I care about these metal would still kill the turtles but okay well yeah if you stab it in his fucking head that's what happens with the plastics fellas oh I should have called Jeff daddy damn
Speaker: No, you shouldn't. You really shouldn't, because then that voice comes out. No, don't give him the ego. He hasn't been called Daddy in 30 years. Who, me? He's never been called Daddy. His kids don't even call him Daddy. His kids are like sperm donor! Sperm donor! His kids are actually Juan's kids. They call Juan Daddy. They call Jeff Jack.
Speaker: Daddy's here. He said Daddy's going to get on your phone and it just got like awkward silence in the last episode. And he doesn't have a phone now so that kind of explains a lot. Just remember boys, I can hold two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts. Yes, Cheyenne. I am the humble one. I am the humble one in this group.
Speaker: I do want to know what story you're gonna tell me that story. What story? What story? Whether tonight or tomorrow. Don't worry about it, Michael. What story? You'll find out Saturday. What story? Let's get into our top ten, sir. Maybe. I'm gonna tell you a story.
Speaker: maybe michael you you show up to the show on time and you would know what we're talking about but i'm gonna know by saturday hey michael all i gotta say is it's my top 10 because it's my show and i do everything and i have a microphone so here's my fucking top 10 you stupid freaks you know that's just like uh
Speaker: There's there's humble click for you I think that you that you want me to tell it's not gonna be told Period Not on the air
Speaker: All right. Sorry. Time would go. Top 10 time, boys. It's a super sized top 10. As long as you two shut the fuck up, keep the conversation limited. We're going to fly through this and then we can get back to the nonsense. Yes. It's a super sized top 10. This is the top 10 best insult. This is in burns of all time. Oh, nice. But it's super sized. So we're going to go all the way down to number 20. All the way. Number 20 is don't be a Jeff.
Speaker: Hey, ladies. Hey, ladies. I'm gonna go all the way. It's actually my wife yelling at my kids. Tatted. Ready for the dot sets. All right, number 25. Go get it to me. Marriage at a motel is more appealing than the likes of you. What are you anyways? You look like a joint between a manipulated ape or a mutilated ape and a visual fart. Ouch.
Speaker: Well, not that awkward. A visual fart. Stop what? Stop what? Click, don't whisper in my ear. Put your ears. No, I had to hear your fucking piercing to tattoo stories. You're going to hear me whisper in your ear. And you're going to love it. You guys are just happy. I don't have to. I apologize. Bailey, I apologize. I, you know, I don't know what's going to happen. You should apologize to Bailey. I got my earpiece in.
Speaker: Should I whisper the top 10 to you guys tonight? Would you like that? Would that, would that, uh, would that make you feel, feel good? Is that what you want? Number 24. Here's 24 here's 20 cents call your friends and give me back the change.
Speaker: There's a callback. Reach around. No, Betty. Betty's got the best comment. She said someone may get stopped. Someone may get stopped. Well, Cheyenne's tapping her foot to my whispering into the microphone. So as weird as that is.
Speaker: Once again, that goes back to the whole piercing. No, it says, no, I won't stop tapping my foot. That's what I said. I just read it. And then now she wants you to bend over. Let's go get your glasses. Whoa!
Speaker: Now she wants you to bend over. You confused me with Jeff. You confused me with Jeff and Mike. They like the double thumbing. We have all the perfect audio of those two talking about the double thumbing. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Number 23, why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma?
Speaker: That's very dumb. I need a bit of paper. I'm writing this shit down. TikTok trolls. TikTok trolls, yeah. Maybe that's all I gotta do for thirst traps from now on. I'll just get my microphone and just talk into it a little bit like this. I'm gonna start doing live TikToks where this is all I'm doing.
Speaker: Like Howard Stern in the Howard Stern movie. You got a speaker. You got a speaker. Sit on it. He's like, straddle the woofer. Turn the bass on.
Speaker: You know what, I said it earlier. I said it earlier. I said it earlier. I'm like Oprah over here. You get an O. You get an O. Everybody gets an O. Everybody's going to go out and buy those big speakers. I know I can.
Speaker: You're welcome. I'm gonna get a phone call. Hello. So I have my Okay Mary had a little I'm American
Speaker: Blah, blah, blah. Number 22. Number 22. See, assholes. Number 22. You're so fat that when you jump into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert. That's not that, that's not that harsh. Number 21.
Speaker: Don't worry about it because she needs help. Save my soul. She's going to need help when I'm done. Somebody call 911. I have exited this conversation. That's why I haven't said anything. Number 21. I cannot control what other people do. The only thing I can control is what I do.
Speaker: And numbers 21. Cheyenne's heard a lot worse too. She's been in my life. She's heard a lot worse. Cheyenne has said a lot worse. Yeah. 21. Some of these people like to talk, but they're a Disney movie compared to me when I go live and I get into a mood.
Speaker: Hence the reason I get a ban every time I hit the live button on TikTok. They're like, not tonight, Glick. Not tonight, fucker.
Speaker: But number 21, hey, can I make a song about your teeth? Black and yellow, black and yellow, and you need to hear the remix. Green and purple, green and purple. I like that one. That's good. Number 20, your head's so big, you put the moon out of business. That's like fourth grade.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, they're not all going to be winners. You know, you got to you got to get through the, you know, number 19. You're so fat. The only the only letters of the alphabet, you know, are KFC. That's a little elementary for you. What is this list from? It's from the top 10s. Number 18, do you still love nature despite what it did to you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Right there. Yeah. Number number number 17.
Speaker: We gotta get your mama jokes to, well, if you like your mama jokes, number 17. Your mama's so fat, she wears two watches because she covers two time zones. Also a little element. Yes, nature did. Yeah, but you know. Number 16, you could be a very, number 16, you could be very useful in the army. Your face kills faster than any gun or bomb.
Speaker: number 15. Do aliens exist? Wait, that's a stupid question. I'm looking at one right now. Now all these are going to be winners. Yeah, I was going to say, there's a lot more winners here. No, I bet you've got some goodies. Yeah, you're right. I'm not a max has definitely fallen out category. What the nature thing? Yeah. The only problem is, is we were stupid enough to,
Speaker: put them in a position to be exes. So what does that say about us? You know, yeah, nature might have had you flocked up, but we were idiots or charitable, whatever you want to go with. I'm going with lies. Moving on. Yeah.
Speaker: Are you done? Number 14. When you were born, the police arrested your dad. The doctor slapped your mom. Animal control euthanized your brother and A &E made a documentary to save your life. Yes. I like that. That's good. That is very wordy, but ouch. Sometimes the most savage, sometimes the most savage you had to make a story for. And that, that was pretty savage.
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Speaker: You've said that to me in the past month. That does not make a statement in accurate, Jeff. I got a couple kids that should have been swallowed. Yeah, right. Number 11, not that good. Take that mask off. Halloween isn't until October. We've all heard that a million times.
Speaker: And we could actually use that one. Yeah, and now there's COVID. You have to wear masks everywhere you go at some point in time. Well, damn. Now we're into the top 10, boys. Let's see if we got winners here. Because I didn't pre -read this list. I got so tired of trying to find a list because the list I'm going to do Saturday might, there might be enough time to where I can do the list I'm going to do Saturday. So I need to do a little filler.
Speaker: uh oh my god what are you what do you do wicked where are you working at she works at a convenience store that is awesome yes everybody can hear us yes we are there for you
Speaker: Yes. That is what is up. We are not. It's for nonsense. Google. Yeah. Hey, Shelly, do not forget to get number two on the lottery. Number two. Yes. No, I don't remember. Number 10. There's a girl named Shelly getting lottery tickets. Yeah, right. Number number 10. We're into the top 10, boys. Top 10. You have. Yep. You. Hey, you have something on your chin. The third one down.
Speaker: Ooh. Damn. Number nine. Number nine. Your mom is so fat, not even Dora could explore her. That's fucked up.
Speaker: I can't do it. There's no map. There's no map. The map isn't big enough. I can't do it. I quit. Fuck this shit. You know what I was teaching you Spanish now? I'm teaching you French. Fuck yourself. I'm out. Number eight.
Speaker: You're so, you're so ugly. Hello Kitty said goodbye to you. Number seven. You're so ugly. When you popped out, the doctor said, Oh, what a treasure. And your mom said, let's bury it.
Speaker: number six you're so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got fined for littering
Speaker: Oh, man, if I had a time machine back to fifth grade back to fifth grade. Yeah. Oh, Jamie, you want to hear some shit? Two hundred fifty five, two hundred fifty five, motherfucker. All right. Number five.
Speaker: I like this one. I actually did look at the top 10. So I like this one. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Number four. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put you out with a fork. I fucking like that. Holy shit.
Speaker: Let me write that down. When Mama Glick is laughing, you did it. Yeah. There we go. Hey, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you guys. I'll tell you guys what. Joe, she is she is probably probably our biggest fan. She's she's literally been in every show like she has been in every single show.
Speaker: She is down for it. Number three, we're in the top three, boys. Top three. Number three, shut up. You'll never be the man your mother is. Where's the pin? I'm writing that one down. That will be said later to Jeff.
Speaker: I am psychic. I have predicted the future. We just found out about her. She's down in Florida. It's purple. It's purple noodle Wednesday, and that means... It's a purple noodle day? Purple noodle Tuesday means... That means swapping, right? No, it's a little... It's a little... Purple noodle meaning we're switching chargers, or she likes it. Come on, ride that chain. Hey, ride it.
Speaker: I love Jeff's mom. Jeff's parents are awesome, and I love him. And I hate that we ran her off within three episodes. Be proud and true. She would have made it like 10 minutes with me in there. She would have been like, you guys are just too fucked up. I can't do it. I can't believe it. You guys go a little bit far for me. Yeah. Number two on the list.
Speaker: I feel like I have said something similar to this more times than I can count. But you're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. You have said something very close. I'm a little bit savage.
Speaker: And number one, rounding out the top 10, the supersized top 10, of the 10 best insults, disses, and burns, number one, you must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. Similar, shut up, words are hard. Purple noodle, no. No big blue blue, yeah. You must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.
Speaker: I could have sworn the top, the number one would have been, I mean, it could be worse, it could be Jeff, but I got grass. I mean, that's just, that's a low hanging fruit. Yeah, that was a softball. Softballs don't count.
Speaker: When life's got you down, just look at Jeff. You'll feel better about yourself. Yeah, me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. I got to. It says one of the two single wives. It says one of the two single wives. Yeah, because we, uh. I apologize. We decided to stop paying our wives to be with us. Oh.
Speaker: You notice, notice once Jeff got a job and started making money, his marriage got better. So you might be on the side. Right. Yeah, he's allowed to go to the podcast now.
Speaker: Why would you say mama just mama just went got her nails and eyelashes done. She's like, do your podcast. Don't worry. Yeah, do it. I'm having a good day. And finally, you know, only took me six years of marriage to get to you. Well, we're moving up. Well, we're moving up. This year's art will be our 12th year anniversary. I have to flick your beans, Jeffrey. Ouch, Revlon. You're making fun of Jeffy. Oh.
Speaker: You said we're flicking your beam, Jeff. Damn, this whole time I thought you said it was okay. Chris constantly tells me I need a tampon cause my vagina's bleeding. He does have the bloodiest vagina known to man. And as his first wife, I totally get that. Yes. Those of you who don't know Jeff is my first wife. Those of you who also don't know the reason behind Jeff being my first wife is the fact that we've been friends for 25 years.
Speaker: Jeff has been Jeff has been my longest relationship That explains why I'm currently single because my longest relationship has been successful relationship Has been fucking Jim not fucking Jim, but No, that's that's that's new sound
Speaker: That's a new song. What do I have in my piece? I have 50 milligrams of nicotine, salt, vic, apple, peach, pear. I have quit smoking since the last podcast, and so now I'm taking
Speaker: I am taking as much legal nicotine that I can take. I'm doing pretty good. I'm only on 98 watts, so I'm taking it down. When I started, I was at 125. If you only knew how stressful shit is.
Speaker: The struggle is real. The struggle is real. I got you guys for friends. The same can be said that I set the bar really low when I found my co -host.
Speaker: accept that I was like well the bar the bars not I got Jeffrey is Mike Chris and I had reunited through tick -tock after I mean we were just
Speaker: Life happens. Yeah, life happens, you know? But we were still friends and stuff, and Chris was doing a live. And I commented, and I was like, hey dude, what's up? And of course, it wasn't my name, it was K .T. Cameron. He was so mad at me. And I was like, this motherfucker? Didn't he fucking acknowledge me? And after like three tries, three different lives, I finally realized that he was, he didn't know who the fuck was talking.
Speaker: Cause he was drunk. No, it wasn't his name. It wasn't, I had no idea who it was. So I finally got you a spammer.
Speaker: And he was like, oh shit, what's up? And we started talking and we both had said, holy shit, we both want to do, we both have been thinking about doing podcasts for like the past 10 years. So we decided, let's do it. It took us like a week later, we were doing episode one. Rebecca. Hey.
Speaker: Do not listen to episode one, because episode one is bad. Oh my god, it's the worst thing to do. I have to. It's a mission. Dude, it is so bad. Episode two is hilarious. I think we'll push a car. Yeah, episode one. No, no. I think that was like episode three or four. Because the first two episodes, we didn't do live. Oh yeah, that's right. We recorded them on the speaker. The third episode was our first episode that we did live. And the problem was is,
Speaker: A, I couldn't get Jeff to shut the fuck up and B, we were constantly walking all over each other. So I would try to say some, and then I found, then I found half and got Jeff on here and we were, we were able to go live together so we could see each other and we could, you know, when I was talking or if I had something to say, or if Jeff had something to say, I could, if I was talking, I could pause. So we got better, which is what I need to get you two to do now because I've lost all control. But, but, uh,
Speaker: You know, like I said, I clearly the bar wasn't set low enough when I, when I recruited Jeff into this and I was like, I can think I could go, I think I can set the bar lower. Let's bring Mike in and here we are. Our little Menage, our little Menage Trios. Hey, Rebecca. Let's just be honest, Clay. We're the best that you can get for free. All right. Let's call it, let's call a spade a spade.
Speaker: I mean, I remember I'm humble. Glick. I'm humble. Glick. I mean, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, you know, I would never say anything like it. Why can't it be a clover? Huh? Why can't it be a heart? I'm just, I'm just, I'm just a humble Glick over here. Is this what we need? No. Now I listened to the first official
Speaker: with me and Jeff and you. I got buttons for days. I'm just saying, I went back and I listened to it.
Speaker: Hang on, that note. You went back and you listened to it. His mic's just going to sign off. I'll just sit here and wake you up already.
Speaker: Sorry, I'm a child. I apologize. Do you feel better?
Speaker: I was only given the people. I'm the people's champ, Michael. They were making requests. They wanted airhorns. They wanted farts. I'm the people's champ. I wear the gold on my shoulder. What do you want me to do? Anybody asking for fart noises. Look at the comments. That's science.
Speaker: And we scared an old lady. Good job. Now, that's one person I'll never watch. I apologize for scaring the old lady. Poor wicked numbness. Poor wicked numbness is going there. I swear to God. This isn't me. This isn't me. I haven't even seen it. It's not me.
Speaker: you know what this this show has just gotten to sell come back chris farley
Speaker: I'm telling you guys, I got buttons for days. I love this, this, this, this, this sound effect thing that I have. It is my new favorite toy. I'll do it at work. I'm just walking through a building. Like right now, there's no students, there's no teachers, there's no faculty, there's nothing because they're on winter break. And I'm just walking through the building pushing buttons and laughing my ass off for no reason.
Speaker: Yeah, what the hell are you doing? The whole entire house shake. Yeah, tell him. Get him. But why, dad? Kick his ass. Who's that? God, you push -ups now. Go downstairs. So, so, so. Your house shake, please stop. Yeah, please stop. Who's that? That's Samantha.
Speaker: What in the actual fuck is going on they heard Elmo laughing and farting
Speaker: and then some little girl yelling at her dad. Well, Mike, it could be worse. I mean, you could have Miley Cyrus who busts in your door like a giant fucking wrecking ball, my oldest daughter who cannot walk into a room without being loud. And then we've got my middle daughter that I call Snickers G because she comes in here and she's just like, what's up? And I'm like, really? What are you doing?
Speaker: No, it could be worse. I could still be married. And then she would tell all you guys to shut the fuck up. Boy, I got some stuff being showed to me. She can wait. I'm almost, look, I got like three quarters of her beard. She says I'm lying. Well, from where? Gross, Kevin. I don't eat.
Speaker: As a joke, we were at the grocery store and Kevin says, I told Kevin, I said, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to buy a can of sardines and make the whole thing. This motherfucker did it. He's ate a whole can of sardines. He liked them too, didn't he? Jeff's going to go eat a can of sardines because that shit's spoiled.
Speaker: You guessed what I'm touching, boys. Why did that not get on the top? Nothing, because your son's in there. That's what I wanted to do. And if you're doing all that in front of your kid, then there's something wrong. No, they can't see. That's pretty fucked up. They can't see. You're doing all that for any of your kids. Let's play. Yeah, let's play a game, boys. Guess what I'm touching? Jeff is touching his lady boy wife's pecker. Wrong. Ah, right.
Speaker: What does that smell like? What else? It smells like New Jersey. It smells like New Jersey, Jeff. Sorry, Joe. Sorry, Joe. I'm a nice guy. I really am. I'm so sorry. My name is Mike. We haven't met. Oh, Mike. I would like to officially apologize for every insult that Click has ever said about you.
Speaker: Oh, yeah Well wicked numbness if everybody's listening to them listening to us make sure you tell them where they can find us yes Every Wednesday and Saturday nights on hams on Facebook on YouTube. We are here for you
Speaker: Don't have to go to the convenience store to get you. We are the convenience store. And if you're much like Jeff's wife and your husband can't get you off, feel free to call me and I will give you live ASMR and help you get to that magical mountain. The magical mountain of what, choking on your figure and puking to lose weight?
Speaker: That was the best you could come up with, dude. Yes, because that's what happens to me every time I hear you do ASMR. It makes me want to throw up. OK, everyone said Saturday night with three two and a half attractive men. Two and a half. Two and a half men. You know what's your latest comment? Since I was itching my butt.
Speaker: You just like five minutes ago you just now got that oh My goodness we all know who the half is Jeff is only he is the half
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would love to see the customer's faces while they're listening to this. Hence. Hey, it's it's a reason. And we have gotten compliments on our name when people ask what my podcast is. And this is why it is called nonsensical nonsense, because at the end of the day, client asked me about the podcast today. At the end of the day, the points don't matter. It is what it is.
Speaker: Everything is made up and the points don't matter. Nonsensical nonsense. We came up with that. That's completely original material. Fuck you, Drew Carey. Oh my.
Speaker: We're not licensed to play that song. That's not Blacktop. Blacktop Mojo needs to do that song. We're not licensed to play a lot of anything that we play. We're not even licensed to play Blacktop Mojo. That's why I have to fight for some people. Three and a half inches, but behind that three and a half inches is
Speaker: 290 pounds of man. Oh, that's it? Let's go ahead and wrap up boys because I got something I need to do. And this guy apparently this guy also before we start with a wrap up. Don't forget to Saturday is your top five starting list of songs that you shouldn't sing because they're sung by women, but you're saying anyways guilty pleasures.
Speaker: Hey, hey, Jeff. Yeah, Jeff. And you want you want you want to just play your song. You got to be done before the song's over anyway. They'll be done. They'll be done before the intro is done where where Kat's wife, where where Kat's wife is doing and I'd be done.
Speaker: Ooh, trust me. That's a good one. That is a good point. I like her. I mean, she's lying, but it doesn't matter. When I play the closer. She's backing him up. And that's what's important. When I play the closer and Jeff hears Cat's Woman, he'll be game over in about 2 .5 seconds. Exactly. He gets excited every time the closer plays.
Speaker: But now he's got to behave because it's Weiss right there. What's your initial issue? Tell her custom out in Spanish. Oh, we have a request. Cheyenne wants. We have a request. Cheyenne wants. Tatted mama wants you to cuss me out in Spanish. To what? To cuss me out in Spanish. Why is that? I'm looking at my. What is that? Again. Mike. Yeah, do it. I'm going to jerk off.
Speaker: No, cuss him out. Hey, how are you? No, forget. No, cuss you out. Not us. Oh, cuss me out? No, do it to Mike. Cuss fucking... I don't care. Yeah, do it to Mike. Do it to Mike. Yeah, do it to Mike. Here's his thing. Cuss Mike out.
Speaker: No, no loco no school. So do it to Chris. He's an ass. OK, Chris. Yeah, you don't like Chris. OK, OK, first and foremost, she cannot like me all she wants. She sent me a video for her brawl. Do you want me to do it for you, Cheyenne? I'm just saying. Because I am a people pleaser, I will cast Jeff out. Oh, I really do. I wish you did. But they hope you end this video. Remember? Oh, when you fart.
Speaker: I see the Tatas de la Grande. Yes, I did. We have lost control.
Speaker: She wasn't sending me a video like that. Jeff, Jeff farted almost shit himself and she got a video of it. But at the start of the video, she was like, she was doing a video for her friend where she was like, do it like a, like a, a video chat. But it was like a, a, a message.
Speaker: It was a message. It was like a video message. And she's sitting there and I walk in the room without even thinking about it. No, you was in the bathroom. Oh, that's right. I went to the bathroom and I left the door open because I had to shit. And when I farted, it was so loud and it echoed. And she's literally in the other side of the house. She can hear it loud and clear as if I was sitting next to her.
Speaker: I thought you were married. I mean, how strange. It's b -e -b -e. Smell it. That's how you spell it, too. Yeah. All right. Are we about ready for our closer? Because you did work out.
Speaker: Oh, wait, I know. Bitten Dale. Everybody's trying to figure out where we're at. I don't know where I'm at. This is a weird thing. Cheyenne, if you make a request and I have it, you have full control of the buttons. Buttons. Well, she doesn't. She doesn't. If I have the sounder, you have control. She doesn't. She doesn't need that. No, it's that video. The reason why we didn't put it.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. We didn't put it on the channel. But no, when I first got the video.
Speaker: But I wanted to get it on TikTok because it was hilarious. But since she was in a brawl, which is why we don't do it. Oh, oh, I can I if I saw the if I saw the video, I can edit that out. Don't do it. No, I can edit that out. Yeah, I can edit that out. No, I first got the video. No, no, no, no, you saw that video. No, I can. No, I can edit it out like I can cut it out. No, when I first got the video and I opened, I was like, what the fuck is Jeff sending me? And then I opened it and I was like, that is not Jeff. What is she doing?
Speaker: Jeff's my friend, Jeff's my friend, Jeff's my friend. Oh, he should've told me. He said when he first had the video, he opened it, and he's like, what the fuck is Jeff sending me? That's not Jeff. Jeff's my friend, Jeff's my friend, Jeff's my friend, Jeff's my friend, Jeff's my friend. He got a little thirst trap video. Oh, my God. I want that baby Yona.
Speaker: Don't cry for me Argentina, what the hell did she just say?
Speaker: She's saying don't be sad about who shall not be named. Oh, no, I'm not. I'm good. And apparently, both you gentlemen, if you ever want to not be single, we got your back. Come to Mexico, boys. It's not that I don't want to not be single, but I just want somebody who's going to call me. I just want somebody who's going to call me Creese.
Speaker: I just wanted to call Poppy. No way she said my name. I get called Poppy all the time. Anyways, this is where we end the show. You two need to calm the fuck down. I'm OK. I'm just thinking. I gotta make a request. Like you did earlier. Shut up, boys. Listen. There it is.
Speaker: Here, now I gotta listen to the replay. Mike, what the fuck are you doing? He's getting all excited. Somebody caught him talking. What is this, Mike? That is his Mr. Thirst trap. You know where he got that from? From me. The same guy that he got the hairstyle from. Because I've always done that. Take your hat off. Let's see your hairstyle.
Speaker: I didn't know it when he was 16. I didn't know I had my, I had that hairstyle before. Ever since Glick has known me, I've always had long hair. That's fake news. That's fake news. I do wear a hat 24 seven.
Speaker: You may have had all in here, but not that hairstyle. I have had that hairstyle since forever. But like that, like you can go back, actually ask Barrow, ask Barrow and ask Bunny, this move right here and the shy smile was what they know me for. Because they did a TikTok video, like what your signature move is. And everybody had their signature move.
Speaker: And then they got to me, and they're like, it's the beard stroke and the shy smile. He's got questions about me from back in the day, Chris. How he was in high school. How he was in high school. How was he in high school? What do you mean, how he was in high school? About the way he was now, mediocre. I mean, he thought he was way cooler than what he was. Chris, I just asked him, I was a man to work at in school. Yes.
Speaker: Well, he thought he was. I thought I was. I was. I had three girlfriends at once at the same time. Dude, all the girls, you thought you had three girlfriends at the same time. All the girls hang out with you. All the girls hang out with him in high school because he was short and funny. I don't know what we're doing anymore. Joe, the only thing.
Speaker: Maybe I'm the one that's nuts. Maybe I'm the one. I'm talking about Air Force and all kinds of shit. The only thing I want to do is end the goddamn show with a thot. I want to jerk off this fucking living woman. Damn song. That's fucking up there. God damn it.
Speaker: I just want to let it be known. The views and opinions of Kat's beautiful woman are not mine that Mike and Jeff speak of. I would never disrespect Kat like that.
Speaker: So anyways, thank you guys for listening. It's been a hell of a show. I feel like they're going to be a lot of the same nonsense. But Jeff's going to go get laid. Mike and I are going to go be sad and pathetic and jerk off and cry ourselves to sleep. And I can tell you that I already that's already that's that's in stone. I'm going to fucking jerk off with that. Sorry, Bob, plug your ears.
Speaker: That's what I do You don't want to fuck yourself ain't nobody else going to so everybody else seems to really enjoy fucking I Don't get any pleasure out of it, but goddamn today fuck the hell out of me
Speaker: There he goes. There goes the angry troll. We're going to try to end the show. There you go. You can't really see it. Here we go. All right. Michael, Betty's ringing you in. Michael. I'm not doing anything. I mean, there's just. Hi. Hey, Mike, Mike, I have a question for you. I have an answer. And I only know how to do this one way.
Speaker: How's the mag? It's Michael. The what? Oh, then you guys. How's the mag? It's Michael. Hey, how are you doing? You don't get that reference. Really? I missed it. Have you never seen Lost Boys? Oh, of course. How's the mag? It's Michael. I guess. I want to watch that movie now. Oh, I love that movie. I saw a TikTok. I need my husband already.
Speaker: He's gonna be finished before he gets to you anyways No, but seriously we are gonna wrap the show up guys we science Yes, Cheyenne's hurt worse ruin your favorite movie. I'm not ruining your favorite movie. This is a great movie Best movies ever made
Speaker: I am in trouble for who's in trouble for their mouth. I am. It's me. It might be me. You guys create all the chaos and I get all the blame. I already know. That's exactly why I was brought to the show. That's what happens when all these stories start. If I were to point the finger at somebody, I already know my role. Look at the page. I know my role. My own sister, no loyalty.
Speaker: She won't feel it. She won't feel it.
Speaker: Can we play this off? Let's play this off. Let me do this outro. Jesus Christ, if I could just do this. I can't stand this. I can't stand this marriage thing anymore. It's making me sick. I know, right? So anyways, thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. Yeah, that was the only thing that was going down. I wanted for my wife. She was too busy. Can I get through this goddamn outro, Michael? Yeah. Michael, let's get through the outro. I need to have sex. Jesus, Jeff needs to have sex.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, please. I'm sorry. Let me let me shut up so you can have sex. My bad. I didn't mean to talk. You often think about me. Why? Yeah. Oh, no. Jeff, you need me to call it so you can hear my voice so you can get off. No, no. Go ahead. I was out to everybody once I'm going to call me in the middle of me having sex to fuck me over.
Speaker: Go ahead, Jeff. Give it to her. You know what she likes. I'm in your ear. Don't premature again. She'll laugh at you. Next time, take your pants off before you bust a nut.
Speaker: I'm trying, buddy. I'm really trying. Who said I have pants on, Mike? I don't have pants on. This is my office. I've got pants on too many. Actually, this is the first show that I've done that I have pants on, and I have shorts on that are actually gray shorts, sweatpants. Well, they're shorts, but they're gray sweats. Women love gray sweats. I don't know. You'll see when you see the thirst video. You'll understand. Anyways, I'm trying to end the goddamn show, you two.
Speaker: No, as I said, thank you, guys. Bye, Jeff. Dispatch said, Bye, Jeff. Say good night. I'm trying. I'm trying. You have to do is hit the play button. Hit the play button. I got to do the outro, man. I got it. I got it. But you're sitting right down. I'm giving up. He's out. So.
Speaker: Jeez Louise. So anyways, as I was saying, a picture didn't happen. Dispatch. Just so you know, there you go. Hey boys, send me cute pictures and she'll find your Mexican girls. Look at me. What's a Mexican girl? What is a Mexican girl going to do for me in Ohio? I,
Speaker: I took the TikTok attractiveness test and I scored a one. Shut up, Jeff. I'm trying to end the show. That happened today. I took the TikTok attractiveness scale test. I scored a one. So there's no fucking hope for me. I'm ending the show. I need to take that test too. I'm ending the show. Stop talking. End it. End it. I'm trying. Don't talk about it. Be about it, damn it.
Speaker: How do I turn these assholes off No, no again, like I said for the 900 time. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out chatters box You guys were awesome as always We appreciate you all those of you who are listening to us on replay Make sure you give us a follow check us out on all social media and those of you were in the chatters box if you're not already Facebook Instagram Twitter tick tock go follow the tick tock because apparently it's about to get hot and
Speaker: But all at non -ciscal nonsense? Yeah, thirsty. Bring your straws. Good day, Joe.
Speaker: And then, if you want to join us live here and hang out with us and the craziness, do so by following us on HAPS TV. Go ahead and download the app. It's a free app at H -A -P -P -S, HAPS. And then follow Nonsenseical Nonsense. And then you can get every episode of the podcast on Spam Spithead, Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcast and jollies from.
Speaker: And then if you want to email us for whatever reason, we do have an email and you can email us at said email. If somebody would listen to his cues. So go give us a like it, go give us a follow, go give us a share. If you're on tiktok and you're following us, duet us, whatever. Stitch us, ridicule us. It don't matter. That'll kill me.
Speaker: I forgot where I was going with that. But anyways. That's all I get. Go show us some love. Yeah, go show us some love. Glick gets all the love. Jeff gets all the punishment. I get all the ridicule. I know my role. Shut up. As the champion with the gold on my shoulder. Oh, Jesus Christ. The host with the most humble Glick
Speaker: Jeffrey, Michael, when you graced us with your presence and showed up an hour and a half late, thank you guys for hanging out with me for another show. I appreciate you guys. Hey, I appreciate you guys. I love you guys. You sort of like assholes and everybody's got one and they all stink like shit. What was your excuse when you missed all the episodes that brought me on the show to begin with? Can I finish this goddamn out first so we can end the show? Good Lord.
Speaker: Thank you guys for hanging out with me for another episode. Love you guys.
Speaker: And I don't know what Saturday's going to bring other than the fact that the three of us are going to be thoroughly fucking embarrassed. I'm not going to be embarrassed because I accept and I know my guilty pleasures will get me laughed at, but it is what it is. That's the end of the show. The only way we know how to end it is with the official closure, even though they don't know it. But you guys, that's your guy's job that is listening.
Speaker: BlacktopMojo, all their social media, go follow them, go comment, at nonsensical nonsense, send us. And the official closer. Oh, and shirtless. Because Betty wants to see Jeff shirtless. Oh yeah, join us Saturday for shirtless Saturday, because apparently that's a new thing that's starting this weekend. So we got this intro. Betty can't wait to see Jeff shirtless. That's what she wants.
Speaker: I said nobody ever.
Speaker: She lost the mood, she lost the night, she lost the blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until her arms roll in She whispers prayers into the wind and she commutes me
Speaker: She throws the boat into the fire in her distant hands The waves are made up of the air As I begin to breathe, she says Oh! A model in the sky takes its sacrifice I wanna live for real
Speaker: I'm
Speaker: Can I help you? Do you have any content? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for adoption. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.
Speaker: No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, it stands. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker with a key. Ooh, I got a red star! Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and kind of borrow your bathroom key as well. Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got the key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be 1362.
Speaker: And I'm going to have to have a deck change so we're in the corner. Here she comes. Fucking $15 for a goddamn lighter. I'm sorry. Here she comes. Here she comes.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Oh shit, shut up!
Speaker: I'm all over in the sky Take this sacrifice I'm gonna live forever And I'll spill it in the air Kill me while you blow Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: We will see you guys Saturday night. Thank you for hanging out. It's shirtless Saturday. I hope you guys are ready. We're out of here. Hit him with it. Jeffrey. Jeffrey's not here. Michael. Jeffrey. Michael hit him with it. Peace out. There's nothing that gives you better credibility than things like white papers and published e -books. I've used design. Lado Fockels.
Speaker: Love you guys. Thank you. We're out of here, for real. We gotta go. I am the champion. I am the greatest of all time. 2 -0. You bitches can suck my dick.
