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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. It is Wednesday. Happy hump day, everybody.
Speaker: We guys are enjoying your week. I'm Glick. We got Jeff in the building. Tony D may or may not be here. We're not sure he's at work and we don't know about Mike either. That's my hair over there. There we go. We don't know about Mike either. We may or may not be here. If not, you're stuck with Jeff and I. Yeah, it looks like you're all screwed. I am driving this bus off a fucking cliff. Yeah.
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Speaker: with your canes nonsense right out the gate. Fucking ridiculous, man. Shenanigans all around, I say. Shenanigans never into hickies. That's not what your boyfriend says.
Speaker: Yeah. Now, he loves him, apparently. He loves them hickeys. T -shirt, I guess. We're proud of you, brother. Hey, man. How you doing? Yeah. Oh, we're the judge. Yeah, yeah. We're the last to judge. Well, you became a hockey fan in a convenient time.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, I don't understand hockey actually. I mean, I, I understand the concept. I don't understand the attraction. I've been a hockey fan my entire life and I still don't understand the goddamn game. I don't know half the fucking rules to it. I know they go up and down the ice rink and they smack the puck into the net. What is your question, Cameron? We have minutes. We have, to be precise, we have a hundred and we have 180 minutes.
Speaker: Yeah. But we'll set aside one whole minute for you. Time's up. Too late. 180 minutes. You take on Tom Brady's comment. What was his comment? Yeah, what was his comment? I don't know.
Speaker: I mean, that that narrows it down. I'm sure he's had a few things over the years. He's had a lot of comments. I mean, he can't talk, right? I mean, yeah. No, he just goes on a football and throws it across the room. You don't question. I don't know. Jeff doesn't watch sports. I don't watch the sports at all. Jeff, the only reason Jeff knows who Tom Brady is because I'm a big fan of Tom Brady and I've brought him up on the show a few times.
Speaker: I don't know. I haven't seen any, um, he compared his lifestyle to military deployment. Okay. Wow. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he gets paid a lot more than anybody's military. I mean, he was he comparing it to, yeah. Was he comparing it to boot camp and stuff like that?
Speaker: Like, yeah, like schedule and bootcamp and stuff like that. Cause I could understand that. It was like when you get sent off somewhere, it's not. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Was he comparing it to like, you know, your bootcamp and, and stuff like that. I can understand that. I'm sure a lot of people in a rack will, will disagree. I mean, like I said, if he's comparing it to bootcamp or, or
Speaker: You know, the workout regimen or whatever. I could see that, but I don't care. Yeah. I have no opinion on what he said. I don't care. Yeah. Cause sadly anymore, you run into too many jerkoffs in the military that drilling the military because they were fucking losers. And I think they're important because they weren't, they went to the military.
Speaker: So now they have to tell everybody they're like crossfitters or people who drive Jeeps. So and they make it their mission to go yell at somebody who's wearing camouflage and be like stolen Bauer. Yeah, I just think he meant the fact he separated from his family to having to put his career.
Speaker: Okay, I can I can I can understand I can understand the deployment Comparison because You are gone a lot You are gone a lot and you do dedicate but at the same time He's also 45 years old and he did promise Giselle that he was gonna retire after the last year and
Speaker: And then he came out of retirement. So whether or not they were already having problems before he announced he was coming out of retirement or when he said he was coming out of retirement because he made her promise that he was going to be home more often. He was going to be around the kids and everything else. But from my understanding, even with his crazy football schedule, not to mention everything else he has, he's still a pretty family orientated guy. Yeah. I mean, and literally it's, it's.
Speaker: I don't know how often NFL practices. Like three to four times a week, but then you got your summer, your spring training. I'm sure he could be like, you know what? We'll put you up in the fourth season. I'll put my Tom Brady jersey. I'll put my Michigan Tom Brady on and put my lip gloss on. I'm ready.
Speaker: Come and kiss me beautiful son of a bitch the Tom Brady which is I don't want you Just don't want you Tom Brady big daddy click once you
Speaker: I'll even let you be the big spoon. The fuck a Mercedes. Tom Brady, you better buy me a new high country Chevy. Well, you know what? Same price. I actually. I watched. I'll even let Tommy the big spoon. You can snuggle me up real tight and close at night. Tom Brady. I I watched. As they said in full metal jacket. We love you a long time.
Speaker: No, but I just watched a video on like most expensive vehicles by each company and holy shit. I was actually shocked at some of the prices of even stuff like Yugo. Fully loaded Kia, brand new.
Speaker: with a V8 supercharged rating, $1 .50. No, but it was like, no, Rolls Royce has got a vehicle. Rolls Royce has got a vehicle. Sorry. They're calling out the boat. I tried. They're only making three. Take a guess. I drink to listen to me. Take a guess at how much they cost, Chris. They're only making three. I'm sorry, I wasn't, wait a minute. What was the car again? I wasn't. Okay, it's a Rolls Royce boat tail. They're only making three.
Speaker: And it comes with a watch and a pen. It comes with a set of watches and a pen. Rolls Royce. How much? It's a Rolls Royce. I don't need, I don't, I don't care about all the specifics. Rolls Royce, they're only making three of them. We're going to go with $1 .6 million. $35 million. Oh, I was helped by that much.
Speaker: I better be able to put what is it? How much is a gallon of gas for that thing? Well, I don't know, but it's it's it's not apparently more than 1 .4. It's not that bigger than much bigger than a shadow, but it's it's you don't buy that car to daily drive it. You know, what's that?
Speaker: I don't know. The Rolls Royce Shadow. He's talking to me like, I know. I don't know. What's the shadow? The Rolls Royce Shadow. It's the one that every celebrity drives. Oh, I was asking my friend over there. He didn't know either. Yeah. Well, it's the one everybody drives. It's the one you see in every music video. I know. I know. I know Ford, Chevy, Dodge, and Tesla. Because my kids are obsessed with Teslas. And I couldn't tell you. Yeah, you know what? They seen a Tesla the other day. They see a Tesla the other day.
Speaker: from about six miles away. And they're like, there's not a Tesla. I was like, well, it looks like the new Ford Mustang. Well, the Tesla is the top of the line Tesla. I think it's the Model 3 plaid limited edition or whatever. It's like 150, 150 grand or some shit like that. And I was like, ew. I mean, there's even a lot of them. And I don't know if you've seen the Hummer HV, the EV Hummer.
Speaker: 250 thousand. Yes. Oh, that's not too bad. Uh, I guess I could go buy a used Hummer and just run that house. Yeah. Well, that too.
Speaker: No, but like, there was only, they did, they did every brand of vehicle and the minute was, the video was like 30 minutes long or else I would have downloaded the list and read them off. But, because if it would have been like 15 or 20, I'd have just read them off here on the show. But they only, they got through a fifth of the list and they broke 100 grand.
Speaker: And the list was most expensive vehicles by brand. So, like Chevy's most expensive vehicle is $160, and it's the ZR1 Corvette. It's only $160 for the Chevy. Most expensive? Yeah, but it's the biggest, the big bad boy Corvette. It's the... Have you seen the price tag on those Chevy high country diesels? Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, but they're only 120, 130. Those are only like 120, 130. But this is MSRP. This is not including dealership costs. You know, dealership throws a little money on top to make a little extra. But funny one was the first one on the list was Yugo.
Speaker: The most expensive? No, it's cheapest. It was the cheapest one. Their most expensive Yugo ever made. I think it was like five grand. But it was a convertible and I'm like, I don't care what it is, I'd never be caught dead in a fucking Yugo. Aren't you gonna be able to buy a Fiat? That's better than a fucking Yugo. Sounds like something you'd yell in a martial arts class.
Speaker: Yeah. Fiat! Fiat! At the end of the day, it's still an Italian sports car. You know, it's basically an SUV. Just because the company makes Italian sports car. Oh, my Chevy Equinox is technically a Chevy sports car. Yeah, there you go. Chevy makes the Corvette. No, no, no.
Speaker: We're going by your theory. That is a Chevy sports car. That is a high performance sports car. There we go. See? It's all in the wording. It's all in the wording. Where you drive. A Chevy sports car. What kind? You know, Chevy sports car. Duh. So, you got Corvette? You got the car? No, it's an easy one. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I just said I have a Chevy sports car. Duh.
Speaker: I have an American muscle. American muscle. But you should say instead of you wouldn't say sports car, you drive at the ultimate luxury Chevy SUV. A luxury Chevy. A luxury SUV. A luxury Chevrolet.
Speaker: Yes. Yes. That is probably the most luxurious thing I've ever owned. I do have heated seats, mind you, that feel amazing, especially since since since last week. It was it was last week. It was spring. And then this week it's been winter. So we went from the 70s and stuff to the 30s this week. And it's already snowed three times this week. And it's only Wednesday. God. I was talking to a friend of mine at work. And she's like,
Speaker: When I had power out, she said, is it hot down there though? I said, well, it's like 95 today. And she's like, it's 40. Hi, best friend, Sam. I was like, it's 40. And I was like, oh, I wish it was 40 here for like an hour. I hate the cold, but I don't hate, I kind of like I love hate with the cold weather. I just wish you didn't,
Speaker: It was like prison rape. Yes. It comes out of nowhere. It comes out of nowhere and it's angry as hell. And it hurts. But I've never been raped in prison. Just hurts stories. But it does hurt. I'm old. It hurts my whole body. It hurts my whole body.
Speaker: I'm not disagreeing with you. I mean, so yeah, I mean, I'm going to compare. I'm going to compare Ohio winter just showing up at a nowhere like prison rape. And if anybody's listening and you've been raped in prison and you want to argue this with me, then feel free to come on the show and argue with me. We'd love to hear about your experience, I guess.
Speaker: Oh, no. Jeff wants you to write it down so he can read it at night or have his wife read it to him while he... Can you read it slower, baby? Especially the part where he dropped the soap. Read it again. And do it in a section of tone. Yeah. Nice throw that duck. What's going on, Mark? As he dropped the soap, he slowly bent over. Hey, thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you. I did my best. It was kind of bad, but thank you.
Speaker: Monday night, it was just me for like the first hour and some change and Tony and Tony and Tony ended the show. Okay. Oh, he popped in for a minute. He he know he popped in for a minute and he's like, oh, I'm going to go and just ended the whole show. Oh, he did it again. Yeah. So, I had to restart it. So, there's two parts to Monday's show that I now have to merge together. I
Speaker: an hour, hour and 15 minutes late. It was just fine. He had to work overtime. So I had to kind of hold it down. It was kind of a train wreck, but I didn't really go into, I didn't really have the discussion, the talk I was going to have. I didn't want to bring everybody down. So I just tried to keep it. Plus I wasn't prepared at all. Uh, I wound up getting really busy at work. I was going to prepare something cause I had a feeling I was going to be alone.
Speaker: So I was going to prepare something and kind of go with it, but Mark jumped in and we got into a conversation that apparently life is hell in England right now. Taxes are through the roof. You have electricity. They ain't got no money. I told him to come to, I told him to move to America. You can move to Ohio, but apparently he wants to move to Alaska for some Eskimo chick. Why would you ever move to Alaska?
Speaker: I mean, I've seen Ice Road Truckers. That doesn't even look remotely fun. I don't blame him either, because I would have done the same thing. I mean, if I'd had the option to either join the show and help him out or watch him suffer alone, then I would have just watched him suffer alone. Oh, no, I would have told him. If I'd have known you were by yourself, I would have just tuned in to watch. I'm like, this is good. Yeah. Well, I saw you drowning. I'd have been like, all right, I'll tell you.
Speaker: I wasn't really drowning. I just wasn't prepared. And I was kind of leaning on the chat. And Mark was the only one talking to me. Cam was there, I think. So it was just like, that's why we started talking about the whole England, everything that's going on over there in England. And then Mike popped in. And Mike and I kind of went on. We talked a little bit about that. And we went on some other tangents, some shit.
Speaker: Uh, I was actually just watching something about, uh, England. Apparently the prime minister is about ready to be kicked out. I was up shit Creek without a paddle. Had I had, I had, I actually prepared like I planned to, it would have went, it would have went a, okay. I, cause I had an idea. I had an idea. I just didn't look it up. I actually looked it up Monday night because I went, I do want to bring it up on the show and I don't know if I want to bring it up on the show tonight or if I want to wait until Saturday because it is October. It is a spooky season.
Speaker: I had some fun facts about horror movies, if you will. Oh, excellent. So like anybody that says I'll be right back is going to die. If you're a virgin, if you're a virgin, stay a virgin. Stay a virgin. That means, that means when that little, when that, when that little floozy comes onto you, you stick it in your butt hole because you're still fixing to stay a virgin.
Speaker: or that's called a loop and then you have your friends come and jump on the bed and yeah loophole loophole
Speaker: I actually brought it up. You actually do that? No, she's like, there's no way and **** that's a thing. And I brought it up on TikTok and then I sent her like 45 TikToks and she was like, I should Prime Minister Donald Trump. See, I play both sides of the fence. I'm bi political.
Speaker: bipolar too schizophrenic maybe shut up i don't need to know you're here yeah you know somebody you know somebody somewhere watching or listening to this one who the hell does he keep talking to over there he's talking to the wall who's in his house
Speaker: You be quiet too. Oh hey Frank's over there. There's just a bunch of random nobodies there. Frank has really lost his mind. The voices in my head.
Speaker: Frank's jealous because I have a new friend on this wall. I moved the studio and now Frank's over there by himself and I got a new friend over here on this wall. You fucking floozy, you whore. Frank's like, you homewrecking whore. Frank, shut up. Well, I... Reach up and smack you.
Speaker: Calm down, Frank. Speaking of doing some research, I actually did some research, which means I looked up one thing and it worked out. I was going to say, what it means is you had a general idea pop into your new BS head. And you're like, let me Google this. And the first thing that popped up, you were like, this works. Well, believe it or not, it was the only thing that worked. This is 21 features and abilities that only a small percentage of people have.
Speaker: For example, number one is red hair. Less than 2 % of the world's population has red hair. I thought that was interesting. I had to actually look at the picture, actually understand this. It says eyebrow to the top. Now eyebrow to the top means when you do this and it'll go all the way up when you raise one eyebrow. Only 30%. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you do that?
Speaker: It's all over the top of where? Well, it doesn't say. It says... Just go to the top of your hairline. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. What if you're like Jeff and you're in your hairline much like the women is running away from you? 30 % of people are able to raise one eyebrow upwards. That's big. So only 30 % of people can do that. 30 % of people. People's eyebrow sort of people, so it's big.
Speaker: I can figure out which side my camera looks. Give me that. I know, right? Dammit. Number three. It's the click eyebrow for now on. Only one percent of the population are truly amidextrous. Which means you can write. Do anything. You can write, you can throw, you can masturbate, you can... I can masturbate.
Speaker: I can masturbate too with one hand. I tried to do it with my right hand last night and it was really weird. Really? Yeah, I felt dirty. That's from the mood of it. I felt dirty. Green eyes. Green eye color has only one eye.
Speaker: half percent of the population. But it is most commonly in Icelandic women of an 89 % factor. So 89 % of Icelandic women are green eyes, but only half percent of the rest of the world's population. I don't qualify for that. No, I don't either. Well, this one you do qualify for, Mr. Left -handed.
Speaker: Only 10 % of the world's population is left -handed. Let these rise up. Yeah. Oh, hell. Oh, wait. That can't do that. But I'm taking it now, Chris. Jesus Christ. No, you ain't came here, asshole. I ain't. I ain't. I ain't. I ain't. 30 % of the population does not. You won't do it, pussy. How many? 35 % of the population were not born with wisdom teeth.
Speaker: Oh, they weren't born with them. Well, it says does not have, but I'm assuming that. Is there another one on there about teeth? Maybe. I don't know. Because I was looking something up the other day about canine teeth. There's a small percentage of people that are born. With sharp canines? Yeah, which? Like the wolf factor.
Speaker: The vampire teeth and I, and I, I had them. It was like, I was kind of, I don't even know what the hell took me down that wormhole, but, um, I think somebody said something about him. Oh yeah. I got asked if my vampire, if my vampire fangs were fake.
Speaker: And I'm like Yeah, because you could buy I don't know if you see there's a there's a thing you could buy you put in your mouth in China Close your mouth or you do some with your tongue and it makes it look like your vampire teeth come out Oh, yeah, but you can also buy cash, but no mine, but it was a it was a very small percentage of the of the world's population That was born
Speaker: born with quote unquote vampire teeth because we all have this one's interesting. How many blondes do you know? I know a lot. Well, not here, but like true, like true blondes. Yeah. Like, like born with blonde hair. Personally. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, maybe a lot. Okay. No, no, no. 100 % 100 % natural blonde. Okay. Okay. Well, only two single world's population are natural blondes. That's what I'm saying. So like everything's blonde. It's kind of like, it's kind of like redheads.
Speaker: I got to figure out how to say the words. Heterochromia, which means one eye is different color than the other. Only 1 % of the population. So like one eye is blue, one eye is brown. And dogs, I believe that's a sign of it. Dogs, it's blue, maybe.
Speaker: Maybe it's a sign. Is that 1 % all live in Alabama? Is that 1 % all scream roll tide? Up to 20 % of people sneeze after going out in the sun. I've actually heard of something, I didn't know the percentage, but I've had people, if they look at the sun, they look directly at the sun or something, they'll sneeze.
Speaker: First and foremost, don't look directly at the fucking sun, you dummies. Right, exactly. But I've never, never heard that or never even paid any attention to anything like that. This one I found really - But I'm also not out there staring at the sun directly, like - Yeah, exactly. Well, you know how - My rectus are burning. I don't know why. If you're driving in your car and the sun flashes in your eyes, people will sneeze. Huh. Chris, can you lick your elbow?
Speaker: I don't know. I don't think I've ever tried. I doubt it. I doubt it. Only 1 % of the population can lick their elbow. Lick my weenus? I get that well. I don't care. That's what this is right here. The point of your elbow is called your weenus. Really? I didn't know? Yeah. What am I to follow? You know what Morton's toe is?
Speaker: Morton's toe is when your index finger of your toe, your index toe, is actually longer than your big toe. Oh, I have that. 20 % of the population. 20 % of the population. Yeah, I have that. My middle toe, your middle toe is longer than your... No, not your middle toe. Your index. Or your second one. Your second one. First, yeah. You got your big toe. Yeah, like here's your big toe and here's your second one. Yeah, exactly. I think mine are like that. Let me look.
Speaker: Oh my God, I can smell it. Oh yeah, it is. You want to see it? Mine is, no, I'm good. We've all, we've all seen that. That'll be $50 for everybody who's watching. You can send it to nonsensical nonsense on Cash App or PayPal.
Speaker: We've all seen Anna Paquin naked. But what's Anna Paquin most famous for, Chris? That gap between her teeth. 20 % of the population have a gap between the two front teeth. What does that have to do with her being naked? Well, because she's on True Blood. Most people know her because she was naked on True Blood. I don't know. Michael Strahan has a gap in his tooth. So does David Letterman.
Speaker: I don't know who the second guy was. Michael Strahan played in the NFL, but now he does like he did. He did. He took over for Regis on OK. He he was on there for a little while now. I think he's on like Good Day America or something and he's on football, but he he was. He played in the NFL for the Giants. How many the Giants of New York? How many how many sets of twins do you know?
Speaker: um just twins or identical uh doesn't say but let's let's say let's say either uh my mom and my uncle were twins okay my uncle's my mom's brother her twin brother his son had twins
Speaker: Actually, I actually, I do know a lot of twins come to think about it, but I have two. Your family's in this really weird population because you got the, the Morton Stowe, you got the, the, the left -handed, you've got a lot of interesting, I guarantee you are one percent of the population because only three percent of the population are twins. But you also have to, you also have to remember that twins, I believe,
Speaker: And I know I'm gonna fuck this up, but I know twins are hereditary. Right. I do know that. So if twins run in your family... You're more likely to have twins. You're more likely to have them, but it is passed on from the male side, I think. I did. I did. So, like, my cousin having twins
Speaker: Not that big of a surprise. Had I had twins, it would have been more of a surprise. That makes sense. But I do know a healthy chunk of twins. I went to high school with a set of twins and a couple of years ahead of me in high school was another set of twins.
Speaker: Yeah, but that's why I asked if it was identical twins or if it was I wish it said but it doesn't but the picture shows identical place How bad is your vision Chris thank you Chris, huh? How bad is your vision? I know you wear glasses. Apparently my hearing is bad My hearing or my vision sorry
Speaker: I mean, it's not great. Like if I took my glasses off, I don't have anything in my room to reference it but I Don't know the difference I don't either side is where you can't see far away. I think so, right? I think I can't see far away. Okay, let's just go shut up mark
Speaker: I see how you did. I see how it is, Mark. Go ahead and go ahead and be like everybody else in my life and keep going out until something better comes along and then shuffle me off for something nicer, newer, and better. Just be like everybody else, Mark. That's fine. I do have perfect vision, but only 35 % of the people on the planet have perfect vision. No, I've worn glasses since I was
Speaker: Well, I was technically supposed to be wearing glasses when we were in high school together. I just never wore them. Because my ego wouldn't, yeah, my ego wouldn't allow me to. I'm like, I'm too sexy to be wearing glasses. Well, I have a widow's peak and I see one as well. So only 30 pairs of widow's peak. I have the Eddie Munster hair. You know, you have a receiving hair like this.
Speaker: No, it's already seen your hair Your hair your hair is sick of you and it's running away. There you go mark. There's the belt for you, but I do have a widow's peak No, but I can do magical things with my tongue
Speaker: Well, I mean, only 14 % of the population can move over, which is like three roles. No, I can't. I can't. I can do more. Yeah, I can't do anything with my tongue. Well, I can do things with my tongue, but I can't, like... I used to, after I pierced my tongue, I can't do it. Yeah, I can't. I can't do any of that. I know what you mean, where you're like, they like crinkle it together and it makes like... Right. It makes like a... Like a W. Yeah. Yeah. Can you move your ears?
Speaker: Can you move your ears? Oh, I have no idea. I don't think so. Nothing I'm aware of. Only 22 % of people know how to move their ears, but only 18 % of people can do both of them. I can do both of them, but I can't move one individually. I can do it.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know that I can move my ears. I will say this, if I can, it's 100 % involuntarily. What's going on? Smoke? If you're available, you got an invite, brother. Yeah. What is your Zodiac sign? Mine? Only the greatest Zodiac sign of all time. Loser? I didn't know that was a Zodiac sign.
Speaker: No, that's just me in general. But it does start with an L. I'm a Libra. Okay, you're a Libra? I'm a Secretariat, but apparently the rarest Zodiac sign is Aquarius and Aries. Do you have Hitchhiker's Thumb? Hitchhiker's Thumb is when your thumb bends back like really fucking far. I don't know about really far. I guess kind of sort of... I'll show you the picture of what? Hitchhiker's Thumb. Or does it go like way back? Like that.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. No, mine doesn't go like that far, but... That's actually called the hitchhiker's thumb. It's when you could bend the thumb more than 30 degrees, 32 % of the population. But I have this. Which one? Oh, yeah. I can okay. I know. It's not double jointed. I broke it. It never healed. It's still broken. It's so I can pop it in and out. It's still broken.
Speaker: Well, back to the whole tongue thing, and there's one more after this. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? No, no. 10 % of the population can. And one more about sneezing. This is the final one. Only 1 % of the population have the ability to sneeze with their eyes open. I didn't know that was possible.
Speaker: I think I can do that. I don't think you would do it on purpose. No, that was a random drunken conversation one night. And when we all sobered up, we all tried it. And I think I can do it.
Speaker: I think I remember doing, not all the time, but I can do it randomly. I know MythBusters did a thing on it, and they tried, where they were like, they tried to make the little seeds, and they sat there like this, and they... Somebody should MythBust MythBusters, because they're the biggest cracker shit I've ever had on TV. Some of the shit they do, I'm like, really? Yeah, that's the 21 things that are rarity. That's the only one I could really find that was worth a damn.
Speaker: uh everything else didn't have percentages and I wanted something to be you know I wanted some some meat with the potatoes there so it turns out you are a very rare creature because you got the widow's feet you got the the toe you're left -handed and uh you possibly could sneeze with your eyes open and there was something else in there there was a couple other things in there yeah there was a couple things I feel like oh well I'm trying to tell you guys and you're a barefoot a bigfoot so you know
Speaker: I'm Bigfoot. I am the champ. I'm the greatest of all time. You're not really ambidextrous, as you say. No, I'm not. I look like mentally handicapped if I try to do anything with my right hand. You see me try to throw a ball with my right hand. It's hysterical. You have wisdom teeth. Hold or not.
Speaker: Yeah, I had wisdom. Your eyes are the same color. You don't sneeze when the sun opens. You can't lick your elbow. You don't have a gap. You're not a twin. You don't have perfect vision. No, but I know a lot of twins. You can't do the tongue and do a clover thing. You... I think it would've... You possibly could wiggle your ears. I think it would be cool to, like, had there been a little bit more...
Speaker: prepping this, it'd have been cool to like just and not not a competition or anything like that. Just keep track of what what we could and couldn't do. Yeah. Well, I mean, especially since the percentages on all that stuff was was relatively super low.
Speaker: So for somebody to have multiples? Yeah, I mean, you're a rare kind of cat. I mean, I wish I knew how to do the math to figure out how rare you are as a person because with all the ones you did have, I'm saying you got to be a 1 % of those. I'm a rare catch. I'm a rare breed. I'm a dying breed, my friend. I'm a one -of -a -kind. I told you guys the other night,
Speaker: that when the big guy created me that he, he finally sat back, opened himself a beer. He didn't have a name for the beer, but then after he made me, he was like, I'm going to call this beer Glickwiser because I have created perfection and now we must break the mold.
Speaker: smoke smoke smoke said smoke said Glick has all the shit a normal person don't I'm a one of a kind I'm a rare breed my friends you hear that ladies or at this point in my life men donkeys whoever's gonna love me and not leave me
Speaker: Actually Tom Brady is good. I hear you're available. Thomas Brady. I'm a one of a kind. I have I have I have a caveat for that. I think you know how special you would feel. You know how special you would feel and safe and protected if you're a little spoon to Tom Brady. Right, I may. I may have. I may have a.
Speaker: I think Tom Brady's about Brian Reynolds in my book. I may have an unhealthy obsession with Tom Brady. Well, I could have told you that. Healthy obsession with sports in general. How about unhealthy obsession with keeping you as a friend?
Speaker: Well, I mean, he has been beating the Steelers for like 20 years. So I guess everyone's had a great while it happens. I'm trying to open too many windows. Jeffrey, you got a little bit of a lag and I think you might be just a second behind me. Uh, get a few things set up. I got, I have something for you and I've got to upload it right now.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say I could tell your. Yeah, but yeah, here's you underestimate my power. You underestimate my power. I have a couple as I. You know, you know, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Those are cool.
Speaker: But you have the internet at the palm of your hands. That means you have so many pictures, especially of me. Well, believe it or not, I have to go. Instead of using the same picture. Hold on, Tony's got something to say.
Speaker: You did you did you did my version on there
Speaker: Yeah, I need to go back and re record speaking speaking of having something for someone This is the first time ever on nonsensical nonsense and this one goes out to the chatters box Chris technician Congratulations, you've got the first ever You're a fucking nerd You're a fucking nerd No one likes you
Speaker: I didn't even know what that sound bite was from. What is it? He said Revenge of the Sith is my favorite Star Wars. Believe it or not, on the app, on the app, it literally has just a bunch of stuff already there and I was playing with it the other night and I just
Speaker: And then I found out today that I can record my own audio. And I have a couple I'm working on, but. You need to get Tony D. Oh, I have this little my version. I have my favorite.
Speaker: I see a little silhouette -o of a man's got a moosh, got a moosh, will you do the bandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening. Golly leo! Golly leo! Golly leo, pick a ho! I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, sparing his life from his monstrosity.
Speaker: I wish you can actually choose who plays what part but you don't get to choose which part they say. It's it's it's just a real thing and uh yeah you need to get you need to get uh oh my god. What? Mike Mike just texted or just just messaged me. I'm awake getting a cup of coffee and I'll be on.
Speaker: Uh no, you gotta you gotta get totally doing my version of uh in the former Yeah Do it again do it again or you need to send it to me in the audio so I can crop it together Hey Jeff. Yeah, hey Jeff News flash
Speaker: You are logged into this account. So you can come on here and you can download the audio or you can go to YouTube or wherever and just screen record it. And then you have the audio. You know, you can log into all of our social media. Yeah, I know. But it sounds like a lot of extra work. No, I do. I do plan to do a couple of them. I fucking quit. I fucking quit. I quit. I'm done. I'm done. I'm no longer a part of the show. I'm done.
Speaker: What did you expect? He just ran away. Those were clips, probably. Jeff's like, well, everybody, welcome to Nonsense. It's hosted by me, Jeff, I guess. I guess we're going to talk about movies from the 90s and cars.
Speaker: for the next three hours. So I hope you guys like movies and cars, because welcome to Jeff Sisickel. Jeff sense. I was hoping Tony would be up here with his bottle of whiskey so I could play this one. Oh, that's me. It's Tennessee whiskey.
Speaker: Yeah. That's the only time the four of us will be in perfect sync. I was going to say, dude, you know how many that'll be? Actually, what is that app that you're using? Because I kind of want to play with that one. That was actually probably my favorite one. You need one of me and my cowboy at singing that. Right. Send me a picture. The app is called. Oh, my God. I've been fucking killing it on my TikTok page lately.
Speaker: I saw that. I'll show you. It's called Revive. Is that an app or? It's an app, yeah. I got a piss.
Speaker: uh it you know they they have a paid version as well where it has a couple things that i couldn't use but they got a whole bunch of sounds on here they got where you basically you can take any picture and make it sing or talk uh they got a couple like birthday songs that i got one of us singing monster mash but uh it doesn't turn out
Speaker: Yeah, I said I said I'm all over to on our Snapchat. And then I sent a couple of them to Tony because there are pictures of just Tony. I have that one. I have to I have to I'll have to get it from my phone and my computer. I have one where you and Tony spray sweatpants season, bitches. I see that. I have that one man. Enjoy.
Speaker: Where is the one? I have one of you, Tony. Yeah, I need to send this one. Mike's coming on your face, Jeff. Ooh, gross. Ooh, my hands smell weird, like good weird. Could I get on my hands? Did you just wash your balls? Well, no, I'd like my, well, even before I use the hand sanitizer. Really?
Speaker: Yeah, I got something on my hands that smells really good. It's like food. But I didn't eat anything today. I'm drinking my dinner tonight. Nice. Doesn't that get you more drunk, though? Yeah, Jeffrey. I think you figured it out. I'm trying to get drunk. Wait a minute. You haven't eaten all day, and you're drinking your
Speaker: Uh, we literally just seen the light bulb come on above your head. Yeah, buddy. One more need to add that I'm going to remove it right after. Oh my God. You know what? I'm not getting kicked out of doing all this on the fly and your glitchy shit.
Speaker: You know what? That one actually works really well. That one actually looks really good. Yeah. I love that song too.
Speaker: What you need to do is you need, you need, you need a photo. Yeah. You need, you need a photo editing app and here I am helping you just because I know how bad it'll, it'll get Tony and it'll make him cringe, but you didn't take two pictures of him and I looking at each other and you're like facing each other. You make up, make that picture.
Speaker: Yeah, and make that picture because I've got a couple. I've got a couple of what is it pixel cut? I started playing around with that today. I've had it for a minute, but I started playing around with that today and that thing is awesome. I made a couple couple pictures pictures today.
Speaker: can't remember I got a sticker maker which is awesome because it removes the background but I have a couple of them that I can I have a photo on photo that's how I made that peach dragon photo um but I got a couple of them that I can do but I'm co -signing
Speaker: do yeah do a picture do a do a do a photoshop of tony and i looking at looking at each other or facing each other and some kind just because i know they will absolutely kill him no but the this photo the one at the one english motherfucker do you speak it
Speaker: When we finish the episode, no, it's not. That's the problem. I think it's because it's too close. This is a really bad picture.
Speaker: Right. But when we finished the episode the other day, you froze and Mike and I were we were all three talking after the episode. You froze and you froze with that goofy look on your face. Mike was like, dude, save that picture. Can you? And I have I have a button where I could just save everything on my screen. So I saved it and cropped it. But once you crop it to make it actually visible, it just it it just looks weird.
Speaker: But yeah, no, it's got it's got a whole bunch of sounds on that. I got a couple of them that you can't use, but it's got a voiceover where I can actually I have one that it didn't see, but I had one where it was my voice, but you speaking. It was your picture. It was like, it's my show. And I do everything, by the way, did you know on the team? And I do everything. I'm going to.
Speaker: Shut your mouth, Kevin. We have the Baby Shark song. I'm trying to figure out how to get a version of Baby Dick. So it's Baby Dick, and then I have you singing it. I was going to say, all you have to do is A,
Speaker: Uh, you could ask me for the audios and I can, I can recreate them at any time or be just go on to like YouTube or whatever and find out where it is and just screen record it. That's how I get the clips. I screen, like for the show, I screen record them off my phone.
Speaker: Yeah, I I literally saw it. So I uh, my brother sent me this amazing word link to that app and having this belt on my shoulder That's what's amazing Yeah, uh Well, my brother said it's one good thing I have in my life, you know, let me add this let me fucking have this jeff Okay, because the rest of my life is dog shit right now. So let me fucking have this moment
Speaker: My, my brother sent me a video, a photo of my dad singing some goofy song. And I was like, that's hilarious. What happens? I can use it. But I literally sat here and played with it until I got bored.
Speaker: I think I have like 15 or 20 different videos. I only added a few because someone like like the English Sam Jackson English motherfucker. It just didn't it doesn't sync up 100 % Well, yeah, and you can go on to any of my social media and you can pull pictures for days of me that you can try to use Yeah, rather than some shitty as you're like my daughter. They're like Austin my oldest one
Speaker: As I've said on here before, she takes the worst fucking pictures of me of all time. And then she shares them to her friends. I really just kind of grab photos. The thing is like, when you go to add a photo, you have to scroll all the way down to where said photo is each time. That's huge. Well, if you say, if you, if you like go to Facebook or something like that, or if you screenshot a picture,
Speaker: Yeah. They should be like instantly right at the top. Right. Which means like when I find the sound, then I got to get out of the app, screenshot the picture so it's there, edit the picture. Just find the picture and screenshot it and do whatever you need to do. Or like if you're on Facebook, you can just save it and then you don't have to leave the app.
Speaker: It'll be in your gallery. You do a prize. No, no, no. Cause yeah, but the thing is, when I made the videos, that'd be good to make Mike's thing or that'd be good to make this. Yeah. When I, yeah. So you go and you grab some pictures that when I've made the videos, like on Tik TOK, like when I did the father's day video or I've done other videos, I've gone on all of our social medias and I've grabbed those pictures. So they're right at the top. Right. Before I even do it.
Speaker: And then I go into the app or TikTok or whatever, and I make the video. Instead of going in there and going, oh, that's good. You just go grab a couple of pictures that you like and screenshot them. For instance, on Facebook, you can just click on the picture and then just save it. Like I said, I was doing them on the fly last night. I was watching the entourage again.
Speaker: There's certain parts of that show that just don't hold up. And it's distracting because they'll pull out a flip phone. I'm like, ah. But, um, Oh my God, I can't remember what I was talking about. Let's take a break. Well, let's take a break. I haven't even been keeping track of time anymore. I don't, I don't care anymore. I'll start keeping track of time when, when I get the actual notice. We go long, we go long.
Speaker: It is what it is. I got, I got beers to drink tonight. I mean dinner to drink. I mean dinner to eat. Exactly. Beer to eat. Uh, Mike should be joining us momentarily actually. And I think since Mike will be up here, I don't know.
Speaker: I'm not really in the mood to do the deep dive tonight. I'll bring them back next Wednesday. But I may go into that little, uh, little thing that I was telling you about since Michael Beaker. I was hoping smoke would pull up. Uh, tonight, because, uh, yeah, smoke, smoke, bitch.
Speaker: Smoke and I had a really good conversation Sunday night. We actually put out the smoke signal. I got a smoke signal. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Hopefully he'll show up now. Is that just like your black eye signal that you just put out for all of this? Yeah, pretty much. It's a black eye signal. Call us cut a shot and be like, what's up, guys? See?
Speaker: Secrets at work for some reason I had this sudden urge to come into the show and say hi hey golf No Mike supposed to be coming up here in a minute I was gonna say something. I can't remember. I don't care. Oh my gosh Fucking hat on
Speaker: How about you just stay focused on the show? Oh yeah. So, so we did Sunday night smoke, uh, Sunday, Sunday night for Sunday night smoke podcast, uh, Mike and smoking. It was just kind of a, it was actually kind of a relaxed fit smoke show. We just talked a little football, you know, he had an agenda. He had a plan, but he scrapped it because New York football is doing pretty good. Obviously smokes in the New York area. Uh, so we just talked a little football, but afterwards I think smoking, I wound up sitting in the backstage area.
Speaker: and talked for about three hours, man. Nice. I got a lot of love for that guy. I really do. He's a good dude. And we share a lot of similarities, the way we think, the way we do things and stuff like that. But it was a good conversation. And both of us multiple times was like, all right, I got to get off here. And then we'd start on another day. Kind of like what we do when we call each other.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, and then, yeah, like I said, I think it was, it was about three hours in. We finally smokes. Like I got to eat. I was like, dude, I got this laundry done. So we finally, we finally jumped off, but that's a good dude right there, man. I got mad love and mad respect for, for smoke. I can't wait to, uh, get up there, smoke. I'm going to come up next week. I'm just going to drive. Okay. I'm going to take, uh, I'm going to take all next week off, I think.
Speaker: I got to weaken some change of vacation. I got to use before the end of December. Oh, really? Yeah. And I don't know how to use it. Yeah. Yeah. I started the company with two weeks paid vacation and I don't know how many hours PTO I got, but you get you get PTO automatic. I don't know if it's I honestly don't know how the PTO works, but
Speaker: Um, the vacation time it's used it or lose it, but the PTO time you can just say that shit up. One of the guys I worked with, I think he said he has like seven or 800 hours of PTO time. I'm like, God damn dude. I wouldn't be here for like, I don't know how, what that equivalates to, but, uh, I don't want it to come down to.
Speaker: Oh, that's a ton of time. Trying to find a good background. I don't know. He's got he's got a stupid amount of time and I'm going to shit myself when he told me. I'm like, oh,
Speaker: I can put some money away. You give me a second. You give me that kind of time off, man. I'm going to take a month off. Shit, man. Shit. Deuces. I'm going to take a month off and spend it in fucking Miami or some shit. Right. Shit. Take my happy ass back down to South Carolina. Yeah. Okay. Take some time.
Speaker: sure I got a friend out of soccer. Should I go down to Tampa? I know I got friends at Tampa that let me crash with them for a little while. Kevin Holly, I'm talking to you. Yeah, can I touch Kevin? Kevin, you're the little spoon. You know the rules. You're not big enough to be the big spoon. Kevin a Holly. But let's go. I gotta I gotta get more beers. So let's go ahead and take a real quick break.
Speaker: Hopefully, Mike will be joining us when we get back from break. He's setting up his equipment right now, so Mike will be joining us when we get back from break. I'm going to get us in trouble tonight. It is what it is. But I will do my best to shout out these bands and give them the recognition that they deserve. And I will also tag them and give them the recognition that they deserve when I post this episode.
Speaker: But, uh, I'm going to play some, uh, state of mind tonight. We also got blacked out mojo for you guys tonight as well. But I got state of mind with Drew Jacobs for you guys for the first break. We'll back here in just a few minutes. Hopefully you guys come back, hang out with us. Don't be shy to hit up the chatters box and, uh, tell your friends, I'm gonna come check us out.
Speaker: them up on Snapchat, text them. Whatever you need to do, you can tell them to come hang out with us. We'll be here.
Speaker: in a while
Speaker: I searched myself beyond
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Just one more piece for me It's been a while since I could Look at myself stringing It's been a while since I said I'm sorry
Speaker: I cannot blame this on my father, my father He did the best he could for me It's been a while since I could hold my head up high It's been a while since I said I'm sorry
Speaker: Welcome back to the Sensical Nonsense, everybody. That was Drew Jacobs and State of Mind with It's Been a While, their cover of Stain's song. Go and check those guys out on YouTube and everywhere you stream music. Go show them some love. Hopefully it doesn't get us in too much trouble.
Speaker: Let them know. Not since not since since you and they'll go, what? Who are you talking about? Who can they even be? But welcome back to the show. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the first hour. Chip and I just kind of hanging out doing what we do best. Bullshit talking shit. All that fun jazz. You guys aren't already going to check us out on all social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok.
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Speaker: We always enjoy you guys coming in and hanging out in the chatters box. Hitting us up on the social media, letting us know you like the show, all that fun jazz. If you don't know already, I'm the champ. I'm the rare one. I'm the great one. I'm the goat. But you can just call me click. And then Jeff and Mike are here. Whatever. I'm sorry. Jeff is here.
Speaker: as always and the newly returning coming back. I fired him. I rehired him. He's going to get himself in trouble. Rebranded as the one and only. The one not only.
Speaker: Home School. Mike is in the building, ladies and gentlemen. How do you not endorse this name? Jeffrey, Monday night you missed, but we learned a lot about Mike and a lot of things were explained by the fact that Mike was home school.
Speaker: that's the name change at the bottom of the screen. Homeschool, Mike. HSM for short. You sound like a Navy ship, man. Yeah. You're like the USS HS HS Mike or HS Mike M. Words are hard. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: if you want to have to worry about it, you'll be calling me that for years. You know what? Sometimes we have to rebrand ourselves. Sometimes we don't rebrand ourselves, we just get rebranded. What's going on, huh? What's going on, Bubba? Sometimes, purely by circumstance and accidental, you get rebranded as a new name.
Speaker: You'll always be the big dog, you know, the big dog, a .k .a. homeschool Mike. Or homeschool Mike, a .k .a. big dog, the big dog. Either way, I'm giving you your nicknames. I don't know. Field tripping. Field tripping with the kids, with the kiddos. Oz, Oz, when are you going to come up here with us?
Speaker: Yeah, what's up? This is the part of the show where we all sit in silence and just stare at the phones. Yeah, just stare, stare, play with stuff. Now, I'm, I'm trying to find a better app. I'm trying to be ambidextrous. Dyke, ambide, ambide, ambidextrous, ambidex, ambidex, ambidex, ambidex. Dexter, good show.
Speaker: Dicks. Jeff sucks them on a daily. It's like Dicks. No, just read about it. Just read about it. There's a difference. Ease into it. Smeeze into it. Get high. Come on to Joe. It's a train wreck. We're all train wrecks. You're a train wreck. It'll be fine.
Speaker: I mean, that's what I heard. What would be more awkward sex ed with your mom or your mom being your prom date and your first kiss?
Speaker: I don't know. How was it for you? Oh, thank God. I wasn't homeschooled. There's a clip. There's a movie where this kid's homeschooled and his parents
Speaker: uh want him to have the full experience so like the dad picks on him or slams him into a locker oh yeah was that wasn't that was that one of the one of the one of the things in movie 43 or something like that exactly yeah that cracks me up and then his mom was like trying to take his virginity
Speaker: That's how I imagined Mike's life was. No, it wasn't like that. I grew up in a religious household. We didn't do any of that. So on the third day, God created the riveted 1700. And on the eighth day, God created perfection and named him Glick.
Speaker: He's like, he's not really messed up because of it. Then he comes in with a doll.
Speaker: Anyways, yes, I think I think you should you should like you would like Lucifer. It'll really work well with you Oh, I love Lucifer. I thought it was amazing. Yeah, Lucifer's great show I've seen every single episode. I enjoyed the shit out of it And I'm sure Mike will agree hurt his demon What's her name? What's what's the demon?
Speaker: Mazikine, I'll let that one. I mean, any day of the week at twice on Sunday. Why do I have to get, why do I have to get dragged into your depravity? What are you talking about? You told me you wouldn't let Mazikine interrogate you? Don't lie. No.
Speaker: No, but I would love for her to be. She's a badass. Yeah, she's a badass. I'll tell you what. She's one of those. She's one of those. I'm glad you're on our side. Yeah, no shit, right? So, anywho, what's going on, viewers? Don't be shy. Don't be shy. Say hello. Say what's up. Oh, where did he go?
Speaker: That's a really good question. He hit the button. Well. Yeah, he hit the button. I hit the button earlier, too. I quit. I'm not even here. I quit. I quit. I quit the show. I quit the show entirely. And you went to your petition with management later to let you come back. Is that what happened? No, Jeff begged me to come back. Oh, he begged you. I don't want to know how he begged you.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I'm sorry guys. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I am, uh, just waking up. I am switching over to third shift. So things a little ass backwards or fast, awkward, however you want to pronounce it. And, uh, I'm kind of, yeah, back on the third shift. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're back in the factory. Oh, probably that prostitution.
Speaker: Uh, I wanted, I wanted to, I wanted to get into prostitution, but even the guys didn't want me. So I was like, it was just another, it was just another mode for me to get rejected again. So I just couldn't take the heartache. I wish I had Jeffrey Dahmer glasses right about now. The closest thing I have are these.
Speaker: You want to come back tonight, please, and have some brewskis? Let me take some pictures. Oh, no. Actually, thank you. What's my favorite movie?
Speaker: Uh, what's your favorite movie, the Jeff, the Jeffrey Dahmer story? Animal baby. Silence of the Lambs. Although I have.
Speaker: For Halloween, I have added that new Hellraiser movie for my watch list that I'm going to add. Okay. What is that? Is it a movie or a series? I don't know. It looks like it's a show, but it also looks like it's a movie. So I haven't, I haven't, uh, I just saw previews on it on, um, Oh, what's the channel Hulu. So, and then I also click you'll be proud of me.
Speaker: I also added American Horror Story to my watch list and Spring Queens to my watch list. Oh, shit. Tony, if you're in this fucking show, you are done. The smoke signal works. See, I got one black guy to show up. In this fucking show, you are done. On the bottom of your screen, there's a red X that says leave studio. In broadcast is a two step broadcast.
Speaker: Listen, I was looking right, and I saw your broadcast afterwards. I'm like, what is he talking about? I don't even know. And I saw the times that fucking Tony D. I said, when did you make this broadcast? And I'm looking. There's something jumping over it on my mobile. So I will apologize to you. Yes, you are the champ again today. I will give you that one right now. Oh, that's two times in a week. Well, Tony D, you are sorry. Now apologize. Damn. First of all, I'm going to leave you to stay before you ever tell me. Tony D, is it cold down there in Georgia, brother?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah it is. I didn't have any thermals on and it was it was windy and so it was about a 30 to 40. It's 70 degrees down here. It's freezing. My balls are 70 degrees.
Speaker: I feel you brother. Yesterday. It's cold as shit over here. It was like clear skies. And then it was windy. So it was like a 30, 40 degree drop. And it really did kind of mess me up. So, but what's up to y 'all? I see buster rubbers in here. Amanda's in here. Smoke was in here. What have I been missing? I got a few minutes. Oh, not much. About to start my lunch break. Oh, we were just talking about, you know, stuff. You.
Speaker: me apparently what why don't you inform him about what happened what happened yeah go ahead do a little informer what are you talking about i got something for you tony hold on i got something for you
Speaker: You interrupted what I was doing for that.
Speaker: I told him I told him he needs my version. He needs my version. I don't know. I don't need us up there looking like we love us or some shit. Wouldn't have been like, no, do not post this. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Speaker: Really? That was the best you... I literally cosigned and gave you permission and that was the best you could come up with. I made that during the break. As fast as I could do it, I did it on the break. Hungry eye. Oh look at you and I can't deny. Hungry eye. I'm looking at you and I can't disguise.
Speaker: Can I make a statement
Speaker: Hell no. I thought that was, the great thing about that was that old brown baritone and the Bigfoot were snuggled up singing hungry ass to each other. Yeah, right? That's why I used that picture. I had to make that picture just for that. Up by the firelight and all that. But I still say that this one, Chris, you're easy. The new one. Hold on, Jeff. Let me. Go ahead.
Speaker: You're a racial. Come on. On YouTube. No. There you go. No. No. Yeah. Oh, no. No, it's hot. Busted rubber. There's coffee tonight right there, folks. I would give no ammo like this. Ooh, that's smooth. It's Tennessee whiskey.
Speaker: That's a good song. Oh, I got a better one for you, Tony. Michael, nice to meet you, turn up. Mistro. I see a little silhouette of a man. He's got a moosh, got a moosh. Will you do the band and go? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me. Golly leo, Golly leo, Golly leo biggle. Magnifico!
Speaker: See, if you're gonna do Queen, Jeff. Epic. I love that. I have to do what's there.
Speaker: But you don't need to do what's there because you have the, you have the social medias at the palm of your hands. So if you, if you were going to do Queen, you should have gotten a screenshot or a picture of you back in your Freddie Mercury days when we first started the podcast. I didn't think of that. You underestimate my power. Perfect. Perfect. That is perfect.
Speaker: We're talking about that picture. You can get a better picture. You need a picture of me and this beauty right here. Me and this beauty right here. That would be hilarious. Well, it would be hilarious, Jeff, because he did the whole thing where he is Attican and Tony D. It's Obi -Wan Kenobi. You do the whole thing. Shut up.
Speaker: Everybody cares. Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it? That actually sounds more like click anyways.
Speaker: Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double saw you dare you! I said it to Tony and Tony went, you asshole! Yeah, I do want to be in Tony of the, uh, where do white women at?
Speaker: Actually, it would be funny. That'd be funny. I would roll with that one. It would be funny. I need to get a picture of the two actors. Fucking horse. Horse is right on it.
Speaker: I'll send you a picture, Jeff, of me going like this. Do it. Oh my god. Just make sure it's a little, cock it a little bit to where we need it. Yeah, you gotta knock your head a little bit or else. Hold on. No, you gotta do the, you gotta do a little bit of the belt turn too so we can see the belt. Like, like, like that. Like that.
Speaker: Yeah, like that. Is that good? Right. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Are you really working this out? Are you really trying to work this shit out? Yeah, man. I'm posting it on this bullshit Tony Dean. Well, I also drank a lot of my dinner tonight, so. Oh, fuck no, Michael. Hell no. No, I don't send dick pics, OK? First and foremost, first and foremost,
Speaker: It's way too small for me. You're trying to send dick pics. A magnified glass only goes so far on the thing. Okay. Damn. Oh, shit. I meant to say that and save it to you. Save it, Jeff. When you go open it up. Yeah. You can only assume so much. I've literally only sent one dick pic my entire life. Not my entire life. It was. You're not wrong.
Speaker: You did the test run to see what it looked like on the other.
Speaker: No, we're not. Yeah, we're not. I'm just going to get one. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to get one off Google. Yeah, girl. You like that? Yeah. Wait, did you see her life? Boy, are you? Are you okay? Did the bottom half of your body catch on fire?
Speaker: Wow. Thanks, Vice Drew. We need to call you two -toned. Shit. Thanks, Vice Drew. I appreciate that. We got a stunt dick in the house. It's the only time I've asked for a dick pic from a dude. I need a stunt dick.
Speaker: wait a minute you're white and your dick is well it's a birth defect okay i can't help it it's my birthmark it's my birthmark it's all colored okay this motherfucker
Speaker: Mark's going to start a new business. Stunt dicks for hire. There you go. Is your dick too small to send dick pics? Never fear. Call 1 -800 -STUNT -DICK and we have you covered. Unbelievable. We can do the commercial right now. Hello, guys. Hi, Tony. Have a good night at work, brother.
Speaker: Alright, we'll see you Tony with the deep. Peace. Appreciate you popping in. Don't end the show. Yeah. Don't don't do it. Good job, Tony. You did it. Yay. Yay. Everybody, a round of applause. A round of applause for Tony D. He did it. Yay. He he he can press one button. He did it.
Speaker: Oh, you see the commercial right now? Hey, guys. Are you embarrassed? We're still here, Tony. We all gave you a round of applause. Oh, man. Hold on. I got something for you. I got you ready, Chris. I just need to upload. Oh, this portion of the show is not in my coffee.
Speaker: Oh my goodness, it's so good. What the fuck were you doing sleeping? I'm working third.
Speaker: There you go, Jeff. Yeah. I literally saw this sound. I was looking for the. Oh, she just missed it. Did you see it once or does Jeff need to play it again? Does Jeff pull that one more time up there? Because that's hilarious. Chris, you gotta watch it when you're getting.
Speaker: I love to say I love you too. I love to say I love you too. That is awesome.
Speaker: Damn. Oh, that took way better than I thought it was going to. That was straight up perfect. And you know that's looking at the songs. That's going to be on his story. That's going to be his acting. It's going to be everywhere now. Oh, he's already up on Facebook. I got something. I'm already up on Facebook. I got something.
Speaker: You know what? The picture was great. The picture was great that I said. So, I can only imagine what you can come up with. Oh yeah, you can play with this. It was funnier than it was. Paul said it was even funnier than it was on paper. Right? Right?
Speaker: That was awesome. Oh my god, that was awesome. Where the white women at now? I'm working on it. Give me a minute. I just gotta send you a picture that you can Photoshop of me going like this. That way you can Photoshop Tony beside me. No, no, no, no. I'm putting your face on Gene Wilder. That's what I'm saying. So if I Photoshop a picture of me going like this, you can put Tony's shoulder in my hand and then do it.
Speaker: It's like I'm holding him. Oh my God, that was fucking priceless. That was fucking priceless. That's great. I need to know this magic that you guys possess and I need to get on that. It's a Revive app. That was awesome.
Speaker: Finally, something to keep Jeff occupied so he can conquer his own reading addictions. So he's like, oh, hell no. Can we see it one more time? Can we see it one more time? One more time, one more time. And I will always love you.
Speaker: The beer is perfectly placed, too. The beer is perfectly placed, too. Right there, just so you can see it. I like how they... Chris, after 15 years. I like how it actually, the eyebrows raise up and it's like... And his eyes are closed. Yes, his eyes are closed. It goes no split. Oh, my God.
Speaker: You know, whenever we get off the show, ladies and gentlemen, you know, every time we get off the show, he kisses that belt. Good night. We have seen it. I know. All right. No, we sleep together. We sleep together every night. My belt is like I'm right here with you, baby. All the time, right? All the time. There's going to be another one coming soon, but you'll always be number one. Oh.
Speaker: We have seen it so many times. It's it's actually quite depressing but uh like I said, leave me alone. Let me be. Oh my god. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the one and only Nickelback
Speaker: Mr. Kevin A. Holly is in the building. What's up, man? What's up, you guys? How's my hair? It's amazing. Oh my god.
Speaker: It's like everything about you. It's perfect. Thank you. Thank you. I'm really proud to be here. I'd like to start this off by personally thanking the Academy, my parents, Glick's parents. My parents are dead. Damn it! Who are now dead? What's up, you guys? They never got to see him go to his full potential. They're smiling down. They're smiling down from heaven.
Speaker: that's sending little butterfly kisses and angel wings at him. What's up, man? What's up, Jeff? Look at you guys. This is great. Not much. Look at you, man. That's awesome. You have no happy. You have no idea how happy this makes me, having you on the show. He does look like David Arquette. Good job. Where are you? Where are you at? I'm in my room, in my bedroom. I've been there before.
Speaker: My eyes are really blurry right now from staring at my phone. So I have to think I can barely see anything. I can't read anything. All I can see. I love biscuits and gravy. Biscuits and gravies are good. I've been in Kevin's bedroom. I have to have a sound so I can record. So give me one second. Stop messing with your glitching. He's glicking. He's glicking.
Speaker: Let's wait. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? He's there's one top left corner. Yeah. Hold their phone. Oh, man. What is going on? Yes, it's it's it's my belt for being the great one, the champ.
Speaker: The greatest of all time. The true good. Yeah, I can't. He's coming back to yell at us. Don't get in trouble with the D. Don't get in trouble. See. Kevin. I'm alright. I'm alright. What's up Kevin. Let me introduce you to the gentleman. You know Jeffrey. We got Tony D in the house. That's my man's and them. We got homeschool Mike in there. You can change your name as much as you want, but your homeschool Mike.
Speaker: gentlemen, this is Kevin Holley. This is actually one of one of my best friends. He's like a brother to me. I love this dude more than you guys have any idea and and and him and I can tell each other we love each other and not feel weird about it. Yeah, I I speak for yourself. I feel a little bit weird about it, but I'll just. It's not any weirder than making me sleep on that, making me sleep on that, you're still on that one night in college and you demanded to be the big spoon.
Speaker: still holding on to that one night that things got a little inappropriate. Yeah, things got a little inappropriate. Something that Glick likes to call just a tip. I went to Tampa, Florida one time and stayed at Kevin's house and he made me sleep on a deflated mattress with him. He told me I had to be a little spoon while he softly sang nickel back in my ear.
Speaker: Love me while you're here. Love me till you're gone. Kevin, what's up, man? I'm at work. I'm jumping to say what's happening. I want a lunch break, but he's been dying to get you up here, honestly. And Busta Rubber said, you like David Arquette. I just wanted to add, you like David Arquette from the first screen, but you're also like a cross team. David Arquette can deal with Godfrey with the way he eyes the screen. I just wanted to let you know.
Speaker: I just want to know how high Kevin is right now. I don't know. I like Charlie Sheen better than than Guilford Cropper. I think I look like Bud Bundy from Married with Children. You do. You do. That's a good one. That's an art. I'm going back to work. You gentlemen behave. Back to work. See ya. Yeah. I'm going to hit the right button. Yeah. Before you get in trouble. What's up, brother? Don't end the show. Oh, thank God. He didn't end the show.
Speaker: We're still here. Holy smokes. In and out. That guy. In and out. Yeah. In and out. It's like Kevin's real dad. In and out, Tony with the beat. Wow. Hey, Tony was still here. Holy shit. Kevin Trucker Rob said, what's up, man? What's up? Damn.
Speaker: Did you just uh did you just print off a whole bunch of weird -ass certificates off the off your off the laptop and then hang them in your bedroom so when you brought dudes home they felt impressed? Ha! You want some whiskey coke? Hey! You want some whiskey coke? You wanna watch my favorite movie eight? Then just look at all my tickets and then you can go home. It's cool. It's cool. Damn that's that's spot on. I've been watching uh Letter Kenny all day.
Speaker: So I want to tell you this story. I'll tell him later or he'll watch the replay or something. So I was doing a comedy show at Snappers in Palm Harbor and I walked out to my bar. Wow. Unpaid promotional. I didn't say you could promote shit on here. Back in like January. Show me pictures of your nipples now. No, no, no. I'll show them live. That's fine. You know what daddy likes?
Speaker: Why did that be black? I love that guy.
Speaker: I was like, what? You know, so I'm like, let me give you a card. And I reached into my pocket and I had one of those metal business card holders. And it was one that my daughters gave me and it said dad on it, but it was so old that it was all worn off and it didn't say anything. And he goes.
Speaker: What is that? And I go, it's a business card holder. And I opened it up and I gave him a card. And he goes, I've never seen one like that. And I'm like, well, it used to say dad on it. And then we had this awkward pause and I go, well, now it doesn't just like you. Okay. How.
Speaker: There's so many questions. There's so many questions with Pat. My first question is how the hell had you never met Rio Perez? When I came down to Tampa, I had beers with him. I know. He was one of the first comics that I met.
Speaker: dude, dude, he looks at me and I, we were like hugging and he pushes off and he goes, he goes, I know, dude, I'm sorry. What am I going to do? That's my token stories for, uh, for TD, but he's not here to hear it. So whatever. That's right. He'll hear it. Yo, what's up? What's up? What?
Speaker: What's dog? What's up with the biscuits and gravy? Is that like, uh, cause you like biscuits and gravy cause you look like them, you smell like them, you make them both, both all three kind of both. Uh, actually that biscuits and gravy is my tick tock name or one of the first trap tick tock name. Yeah. 13 years old. What's your bro.
Speaker: I do have Snapchat. And so does everybody else on his damn show. Kevin's only curious about TikTok because he's not allowed within 300 yards of a school. So he gets on TikTok. Schools, parks, cookie cheese. Well, if you were on TikTok, Kevin Hawley, you would know that TikTok is very much separated in the two. You got the kid part and then you got the adult ones that can't let kids.
Speaker: I'm on TikTok also, but my name is just my name because I'm an adult, you know? I've taken over TikTok and I've renamed it GlikTok. Because I'm the champion. Pat and pending. Pat and pending. Are we talking sausage biscuits and gravy from Culver's? Because that's good stuff, man. You guys just learned about Culver's down there in Florida.
Speaker: Dude, I love biscuits and gravy from Culver's. That's like a go -to. I didn't even know we had biscuits and gravy at Culver's. Well, we don't typically go there in the morning.
Speaker: Kevin's all fancy and shmancy and he wears a clip -on tie to work every day. We get our breakfast at the drive -thru at McDonald's. If I had a place to go to, it would be Bojangles, so that's, but, uh, gross. South, not just by his name, but he said Bojangles instead of just Bojangles. Bojangles, he said insurance instead of insurance. I got insurance. I bought it at Bojangles.
Speaker: insurance. It is insurance. It's not insurance. Don't you? Alright, boys. Alright, boys. On the fly. I made this on the fly. Alright. I'm going to improve it later. Check it out. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker: That was bad. That belongs on the Kevin Hawley show, but a nonsensical nonsense. I don't even think I would. Yeah. I got to improve the picture. I wouldn't, I wouldn't know. You're going to have to look, you're going to have to make two different videos and then blend them together. That's how you're going to have to do that. You're just going to have to not worry about it. It's very easy. I told you how to do it on cat cut. I look, Kevin, I couldn't, I couldn't get the real Kevin Hawley when I started this podcast. So I went to wish and I ordered a wish version of Kevin Hawley and I got Jeff.
Speaker: Or were you trying to get Kevin Hart? And you're trying to get Kevin Hart, and you got Kevin Hawley. You know, whatever way you want to do it. Short white guy, short black guy, mildly funny. Same difference. Same first name, sort of, almost. I'm still taking a win. Hey, man. A guy at work told a racist black joke. He gets like, you know, like, come on, man.
Speaker: And I went into the manager's office and the man Cuban, right? And I walked in and I was like, Hey, the kid was right there next to me. And I go, Hey, I think I need to tell you something that are really insensitive racist joke. And I think we should report it to our and they're all like, what? And I'm like, yeah. And I stood up and I go, this is what he said. I go, he said, you take Cuban toilet paper on one hand and Puerto Rican toilet paper on the other hand, you wipe your ass. You look at it.
Speaker: Same shit. And the man's just like, what? Yeah. And I know, I know, Jeff, you're living in Mexico. You're thinking, wow, man, there's probably going to be a Mexican angle on this one, even though you're looking. That's not the worst thing we've heard or said on this show. All said by Jeff, I might say. My dad, that was everything that was said by Jeff. I make it different. I make it different. Smoke drops more bombs than I do.
Speaker: We've had to apologize for Jeff's behavior for many, many, many times. Jeff reminds me of the kind of guy that in like the movie Animal House or something like that, like, God bless it, this phone key.
Speaker: You know what I mean? Like, uh, the kind of guy that would, would, you know, strip down, jump off a balcony, like, oh, that was awesome. And he gets out of the pool and he's completely naked. Like, cool. Do you think it was cool? He reminds me of Will Farrell from, from, from old school. Definitely. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Kevin, you know, you know, you could have, you could have got on your, on your laptop instead of your phone for this. Yeah, bro, bro. I can break the cake right now. You know, dig out a laptop.
Speaker: Kevin, Kevin, don't you have a whole entire set up, like in your dining room? Yeah. Studio right here. It's pretty badass. Look at this shit. Not bad. I know. I've talked about it on here. Kevin's like, I've had 37 edibles and they're not working. I can't get on that computer. No, I'm a lightweight with that shit. For real. I take an edible and I'm see you later. Here, check it out, man. This is like turn that studio into this. Can you see that? It's a game room now. Oh, that's pretty nice. Game.
Speaker: I feel like I feel like Kevin brings people over to his house to show him that room and this song comes on instantly. You want to drink? How about I make you a beer?
Speaker: It's got two ingredients, but we're not going to talk about it. I just want to take a couple more pictures. Let me make you a beer. I just want to take a couple pictures. Be careful. My beer is awfully strong. But don't worry, you passed out. I'll leave you right where I left you.
Speaker: Don't worry. We're just going to watch you move. Everything's going to be fine. Nothing to see here. Come on, wait. Come on, come on.
Speaker: Oh, big surprise, TikTok. I've been a drunk man at Kevin Hawley's house. It's pretty accurate. And every time Chris leaves Kevin Hawley's house, he has to watch this one.
Speaker: Don't beat yourself up over past mistakes. You are going to fuck up again in the future. Quite possibly in the most spectacular fashion. Why worry about yesterday's fuckups? When you have tomorrow's fuckups to look forward to. You are a fuckup. And fucking up is part of your growth process. Embrace the process.
Speaker: What are you doing? And that's just because that's just because Lick's ass is hurting and he doesn't quite believe the story that Kevin tells me. He's like, I watched this movie. That's all the whole 10 yards. I've seen it before. And we're not going to I don't believe this shit. Nothing hurts when you leave Kevin's house. The only thing that you're the only thing that's going through your mind is why was there a chip in it?
Speaker: What the hell is going on? And why does my shit just slide out of me with no problem? Why do you talk about it like that? It's not chipped. It's just perfectly fucked. Oh, chippy. Oh, Chipperoosky. My good. Fuck you. I'll fuck you. Fuck me. No, I will say this.
Speaker: As, as, as, as much as we, as much as we bust each other's balls and we talk shit and we have fun and everything, I had, and this is why I called Tampa my second home. I had an absolute ball down in Tampa. I loved hanging out with everybody. I, and, and, you know, the, one of the most favorite things that I did down there was getting to hang out with Kevin and getting to, you know, go to the house and meet his family and meet his girls and everything like that and hang out with his brother.
Speaker: And A .A. Ron was awesome because our guys staying completely, completely just kind of dropped the ball of an hour away and seems like, Oh, by the way, our plans fell there. I'm like, shit. I had a, I had an Airbnb on St Pete beach at like the front window looked at across the beach for $35 a night.
Speaker: And, and, and our, and our buddy A .A. Ron's step W is like, I got you, man. And these are all guys that I only knew from the internet. You know, and I went down to Tampa for the first time and, and we all met each other for the first time. But I had, I had an absolute blast.
Speaker: You may do lots of weird place over here on the beach The first night I showed up the night I showed up standard is now now ex -wife They got out of their car and they grabbed three cases of Bud Light and they're like, is this enough for you click? Maybe
Speaker: I woke up at like 5 a .m. And I'm like, God damn it, hours of sleep. And I go out the kitchen and I looked through the windows up by the pool and Glick is still sitting there that he was sitting in the night before just like this. Yeah, he's passed out. He does that. He's got pictures. When you go live, when you go live with him on TikTok, he'll do that. But he usually wears his cowboy hat. So, you know, you know, yeah, but fucked up when he's like wearing his cowboy hat and he's just like this.
Speaker: They'll go, like, I'm fine. I'm not drunk. I'm good. Well, I think I shot Florida because I was playing for 15 minutes. I think I shot Florida because I think I was the first person in the history of all Florida that gave Florida alcohol poisoning in one week of visiting because they're like, this motherfucker is on a whole other level of drinking. Did Glick pass out on TikTok and that's when biscuits and gravy is like unzipped?
Speaker: We were never going to talk about it again. I told you that in secret, Kevin. What happened?
Speaker: Patient doctor. Did you tell Jeff too? Did you tell Jeff too? No, I don't Kevin because one of those certificates up there say he's a, he's a psychiatrist. Oh, okay. Okay. He put me on his couch and made me a brewski. I don't know what happened after that, but
Speaker: I woke up with my pants around my ankles and he said, dude, is that yourself? And we just decided to leave you that way. Like over there in the corner with mine.
Speaker: Hey, let me ask you guys a question. Do you know why trans people leans far to the left? Because they don't have any rights. Thank you. I'll be here all night. The fucking nonsense. You use that. You use that at giggle swallows.
Speaker: You know, Kevin, you know, Kevin, that both me and Quic are left handed. You do know that, right? Oh, are you offended now? I'm sorry. I'm, we live in a handed. I'm reporting you back to Facebook, Facebook jail. Dear Facebook, we have a parolee who has, who has crossed the line.
Speaker: He made a handish remark. No, it's okay. It's the president. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really have a landline at your house. Yeah. Glick. Yeah. No, Glick, you know, the gay guy with the belt. Yeah. All right. Mama calls me, you know.
Speaker: He only had to rig 17 elections to get that. That was fucked. Yeah, they don't have to rig them. Yeah, holy shit. Blake's going to be a new president. I'm finally of age. Click Holly 2024.
Speaker: Oh man, that would be like a gay marriage. It's legal. We could have a... There's a reason why I live in Mexico. Hey Jeff, how you doing? I didn't realize you were still here. Yeah, I'm working on it. I know, he's doing awfully quiet. I'm working on a few things. Shut up, Mark. Yeah, watch it. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. I've been good all day. I'll be good all day. I'm gonna sleep all day, you lazy bastard. If you put Glick's beard with Biscuit's beard, and we just have normal beards like Chuck Norris, but you two, if we took your beards and intertwined them, it would be kind of would be a gay marriage of beer.
Speaker: and and but it would be incestual because you would be like bearded brothers you know what i mean i don't you know what i've been doing did i've been
Speaker: That was so funny because I watched Kevin. Kevin is just recently for the those of you who are just being introduced to Kevin Ollie. That's my guy. I love this dude to that. Kevin Kevin's done podcast and he's about he's had about four hundred and seventy -three jobs in the last three months. My favorite job that he ever had was Dauphin Cruz.
Speaker: Recently in the last year, so Kevin is decided he's going to be a stand up comedian. Job number 40. I agree.
Speaker: doing it. It's awesome. Yeah, it's fun doing it, but he's experimenting and he's posted a lot of videos and he's got funny jokes. He's got things that are funny as fuck. But my absolute favorite thing that you post, Kevin, is when you bomb a joke and you do what you just did, you're just like,
Speaker: So anyways, uh, the LGBTQ and their rainbows. Uh, I mean, I'm a little less hacky than that, but yeah. Yeah. And then it's silent. And then you're just like, yeah. So last week.
Speaker: I love that shit. That shit makes me laugh. That shit makes me laugh harder than anything else. It is when you bomb a joke and it doesn't phase you and you just bang right into the next one. Thank you, man. I love that shit. Thank you, man. That means a lot. So, I gotta tell you though, I've been seeing this new girl. She's like super hot and she's uh. What's his name? Believe it or not, she's shorter than me, right?
Speaker: Her name's Raquel, and she's like five feet tall. What is she, eight?
Speaker: Yeah. It said Texas trick or was a taxi, taxi, taxi, or whatever it is. No. So we were out on a bunch docks in Tarpon Springs a few nights ago, like I think it was Sunday afternoon. And we were walking, we had food at the at the Rusty Bellies place, wherever we went to do a gift shop so she could buy her sister some some authentic Tarpon Springs, you know, and
Speaker: Dude, I'm holding her hand. I'm kissing on her, breathing down her neck.
Speaker: with her and stuff and the cashier comes around the counter and she's talking to us and I when I worked on the dolphin boat that was the same gift shop in the back where we used to mix up the margaritas and stuff and that's where we had a fridge and everything the the guy that owns the dolphin boat also owns that gift shop so I'm talking to the cashier and um and I'm like yeah you know the boat whatever and we're talking and she's like oh my god you should come back and work you know we're and I'm like I know you know so we're just sitting there chatting and I'm holding hands with this girl
Speaker: And she asked me, she goes, do you think this is enough soap for my sister? And I go, well, it's a lot of soap. Is it her birthday? And she goes, no. And I'm like, you're so nice to her. And she's like, yeah. And I go, you know what? Of all of our siblings and my sisters, you're my favorite. And I gave her a kiss. I was like, what the fuck? I love doing stuff like that. Like, just playing that game. You know, like, you're holding hands. I got shocked about you.
Speaker: Yeah. Speaking of sisters. I told you. We're going to hang out and watch a movie. We did watch that. Nice. Speaking of sisters, we're going to take a real quick break. Kevin, hang out during the break. And I have a story about Kevin's sister.
Speaker: Oh, of course you did. All right. So I changed up, I changed up my music playlist. This is not a Kevin Holley break. We'll actually be back in like less than five minutes. If you're a fan of the Kevin Holley show and you know, the Kevin Holley show, you know, he does a three hour show. Two hours and 45 minutes are breaks and 15 minutes are him. And you get 15 minutes of him, a bitching about Joe Biden and go,
Speaker: But no, we're going to take a real quick break and I do want to come back when we come back for break and let you guys know how I almost ruined finding Kevin's friendship and it has to do with his sister.
Speaker: We're right back at a little Rum Springer and one of your guys' favorites, their cover of Billy Idol's Rebel Yell. Go check out Rum Springer on all of the social medias at Rum Springer underscore live. Go give our boys some love, love, love, love, love. Words are hard.
Speaker: came dancing to my door last night a little angel came pumping across my floor she said come on baby got a license for love and it's pretty expired
Speaker: Baby, more, more, more With a rebel yell She cried more, more, more For more, more, more She don't like slavery She won't sit and lay But when I'm tired and lonely She sees me to my bed
Speaker: What set you free and brought you to me, baby? What set you free and need to hear about me? Because in the midnight I should cry no more
Speaker: So he takes the gold from the seven I've been Well, he's out all night to collect a pair I'm just alone just so long it don't mess up his head
Speaker: Cause I'd walk the world
Speaker: I drive your tears of pain three thousand times for you I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe Just say, just say, just say
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. The one and only Rum Springer. Check him out on Rum Springer underscore live on all them social medias. Show them boys some love. They'll be on here before you know it. You guys will get to meet them and hang out with them.
Speaker: and know why I like them so much. Those are good dudes right there. They're doing their thing. Love that fucking song and they fucking kill it. And it's so much better live when they do it. Especially when they ask yours truly. Just sing along with them. I'm just saying. That's the video I want. I shared it. I wasn't in the video, but you can hear me in the video because Matt see me and he pointed at me and I was like, hey,
Speaker: I was hoping you would have been on there with the microphone and singing. Right? Yeah. Lord knows I can't sing but. Oh, not just the Lord. Everybody does. Everybody. As charismatic as I would like to think that I am. I I don't have the charisma that that that my man Matt has. That kid is that kid is something else man. He he really is. He's he's amazing and you know,
Speaker: when that mic's turned on, it's it's in the music starts. He's like a whole other monster. But shout out to Rum Spring. I love those dudes. I I enjoy their music. I'm hoping I'm hoping not this week but maybe next week and they got a gig so I can go check them out again. Just right before Halloween, but but welcome to Johnson's everybody. Hope you guys are enjoying the show. We're hanging out. We're just it's a random Wednesday night and and it's kind of
Speaker: It's off the wall. It is what it is. But hopefully you guys are enjoying what we're doing. We're having fun. We've got the one and only Kevin Hawley in the building. Love that dude. Surprise, surprise everybody. We've got Jeff here as always and the one and only. You guys may or may not know him from different names.
Speaker: Some of y 'all might call him the big dog. Some of y 'all might call him Biscuits and Grady when he thinks he does thirst traps. But at the end of the day, I mean, less is more. But we all know him and love him. And what you guys should know him and love him by is homeschool. Mike is in the building. There he is. Kevin turned his camera back on. Awesome. Break. And I promised you guys a story about Kevin's sister.
Speaker: before we went to break. Kevin's sister's actually, she's actually really cool. Kevin, Kevin probably, he, he'll say differently because they're his brother and sister. Uh, but Kevin was blessed with, I see I got four sisters, well, I got three sisters and a broster now. I only like one of them. And that's my older sister. Kevin was blessed with not one, but two really cool fucking siblings. Actually two and a half.
Speaker: Um, I don't interrupt you, but I found out I have a half brother. Um, and, uh, we welcomed him to the family a couple of years ago. Uh, he, the baby. Yeah, it's crazy. Are you being serious or I'm waiting for the punch line because I know you in a nutshell. Um, he, he, uh, my, my mom and dad.
Speaker: And when I was like five years old, so 42 years ago, my parents were on the verge of a divorce. I had no idea. And, you know, so during that split up, my dad fathered a son with some other woman and, you know, they went to court for custody and he paid for his college in exchange for not having a parental right. And that boy grew up to be a man.
Speaker: and went on the screen. Yeah. And he found, he found my dad's sister, my aunt, and, um, and he was like, what happened? Why didn't you, you know, and he was hit out of my things on, on like Facebook messenger. And he was upset.
Speaker: And I reached out to him and I calmed him down and I was like, look, it's not like my dad went out for a pack of smokes and never came home. You know, it was a totally different scenario. He's an awesome dad. He's been married to my mom for 55 years, you know, and everything settled and he came to Florida and met all of us. And it's been a couple of years now and he's our brother. He's family. That is awesome. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, let's talk. My sister.
Speaker: I'm not talking shit about your sister. That's actually really cool. That's actually really awesome. I mean, it's cool that you have parents and... It's very small. Come on. You didn't... Your parents didn't die and you grew up in an orphanage and, you know... It was a hard life, like, Pat. It was a hard life. It was...
Speaker: Please. So parents died and, and right in front of him, he saw them die just like Batman. And, uh, and then his second set of parents rejected him. His set of parents rejected him because he was too evil. And, uh, and now, now he doesn't have any parents yet again. You know, once again, no, exactly. No pants. I am a black knight.
Speaker: He is the only one, he is the only one ever, Holly. He is the only one to have both Batman's origin story and Superman's origin story rolled up in the one. He's the only one. I don't mean to brag, gentlemen, but I am the champ. And I am the one and only. I will always love you.
Speaker: As I was saying, Kevin's brother is awesome. I love Kevin's brother. Kevin's sister is probably the coolest out of the four of them now.
Speaker: Um, and she's a very good looking woman. She's, she's a very, she's a beautiful woman and I'm going to choose my words wisely because I believe she's wifed up now, isn't she? Jeff yelled at his wife, dude. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin's sister is awesome and she is a very beautiful woman.
Speaker: I got shoes. I got shoes my words wisely because I think she's married now or she has a man or something. Yeah. Yeah. What have you been talking about? I see Facebook. Okay. He sets her down. The only one who's going to get this. The only deal. What are we going to do? Told you. We're going to hang out.
Speaker: Watch a movie, take some pictures, and I'll pay you. That was the exact conversation Kevin and I had. That's exactly what Kevin and Holly said when Chris came over. Shut up, Mark. That's why we can't be friends anymore, Mark.
Speaker: No, as I was saying, there's probably only two of us that are going to get this reference, as I was saying about Kevin's sister. Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. No. But I was over there and I was like, hey, Kevin, what's your sister doing? And it was like, I don't know, probably walking her dog. I was like, she probably needs somebody to go help her walk her dog and keep her safe.
Speaker: Kim was like, you are not allowed to go anywhere.
Speaker: No, it was only a joke. Kevin has an awesome family. His mom and dad are amazing. His brother and sister, I love his brother to death. I'm not happy with my brother on Mother's Day back in May, May 7th. I'll never forget this day. He told you that you were adopted. No, we were at Pillows. I blew a stroller. Yeah, it's like a Chicago beef and hot dog type place.
Speaker: You were at pillows and you blew your brother's straw. Wow. Welcome to Florida, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: Dude, May 7th Mother's Day, my brother hit me with the back of his hand and it hit my tooth and I've got a dead tooth. My front tooth is dead. It's still white. Now, much like your dick, you have a chipped tooth. So your tooth and your dick match each other. Yeah, I have. I can't have one without the other apparently.
Speaker: No, I like is it. Kevin's sister is awesome. She's actually really cool. And Kevin's brother is too. And he has two super cool daughters. My half brother. My real brother. My full brother. Fuck, I don't know. Yeah, he's just his brother. Eventually, you get to the point where you just call him brother. I have two half brothers. Don't mix in. Because I got three sisters and a broaster. My broaster used to be my sister. Now it's my brother. I don't know. It's confusing.
Speaker: But my older sister is my is my half sister from my dad's first marriage. Then there's me and my broister. Then I have two other sisters that are half Mexican from.
Speaker: I actually actually met Chris's younger sister and Chris caught hell for like six months after we met his younger sister because well she's hot. He sounds like Alex Jones and Biscuits looks like Alex Jones. This is weird.
Speaker: I now have to Google Alex Jones. Even Chris, the least political fucker on here knows who Alex Jones is. Bro, I interviewed Sean and I didn't know who Alex Jones was like five, seven years ago. And I was like, yeah, I know. You know, I remember.
Speaker: remember when you interviewed that one chick and she didn't like you and she loved me and she used to come into my periscopes and tell me how much she loved me. The the the the the old school horror horror movie chick. What was her name? Oh, uh Lorraine Landon. Lorraine Landon. This chick was like a legitimate actor back in the day and and Kevin interviewed her on his show and and I would like always I was in the in the chat and whatnot
Speaker: and Kevin shouted me out and told me what she came into my periscope one night. And then she came in all the time. She was pretty hot back in the day. Kevin's not wrong. She was super hot back in the day. Kevin used to get so mad because she was in love with me. Look, I got a picture of the autograph. Yeah, she was in Evil Dead.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I do not look like Alex Jones. Yeah. Come on.
Speaker: Hey, man. So listen, I got to cut it short because my kids about to come home. I'll tell you about it privately. But yeah, I got I got a little bit on the on the table family wise. I can't see my daughter. So I'm going to go do that. But yeah, yeah, right. She works.
Speaker: Listen, though, I want to tell you guys and all of your listeners, man, Glick and Jeff, and I guess Biscuits, you guys are where it's at, Tony, too, whatever. But in real life, it was to be able to join the show. And I really look forward to doing this again. You guys are a blast. And I enjoy listening to you. And welcome to the IRN, all of you. Thank you.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. Thank you. And you're welcome. It's a family. It really is, man. And I couldn't be more proud that my friends are on the network, man. You guys are badass and it's been really special. It was huge news when Mike messaged me and I was extremely excited. I was at the gym when Mike and I were talking.
Speaker: And I had to compose myself and not like just call the guys and be like, dude. Yeah. I had to wait until the show to break the news because there is so much. And I've said this multiple times on the iron. There's so much talent on the iron. Dan, I'm telling you, you'll change your life, dude. It's, it's, it's, I've been there for the better part of eight, seven years and.
Speaker: it's it's been magical, man. The ride is great. You meet so many interesting people and uh the opportunity to mingle with other shows and and meet the other hosts. I love you guys. Alright. Thank you. I love you brother. I'm glad you got to come on here. Let me know. We're here Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights. Anytime you wanna come on, you're welcome, man. I do. I am from the bottom of my heart, man. I truly do. I love you. I love you.
Speaker: you. Thank you, man. Oh, you guys are the best. Alright, I'll check you later. I'm going to head a heterosexual way. You're a **** nerd. You're a **** nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you. I do. You guys have no idea how much love I have for that. I've been on the Kevin
Speaker: It's hilarious. It's fun. He's a bit political and he goes off on his crazy conspiracy theories. I know Jeff would love it, but I have 100 % true love for that guy.
Speaker: Yeah, we give him shit. We give him shit constantly, but we give each other shit all the time. But it's all about them. Back in the day, when I was on Periscope and whatnot with the different shows and everything like that from down in the Tampa area, we all busted each other's balls. But at the end of the day,
Speaker: Kevin is one of those guys that, you know, we met on another podcast and he talked about his podcast and I talked about me streaming on Periscope and I checked out his podcast and I had fun. It was cool. And I got chatting and they would go live on Facebook and I would get in there and I would get to chatting and then, you know, he started coming in on the
Speaker: on my, on my periscopes and the people that started that were watching his show, they started coming in. And that's why I said, you know, when I went down to Tampa and this is why Tampa is the second home to me. I went down to Tampa and they made me feel a rockstar, man. They, they, the comedians, the musicians, the podcasters, they, they welcomed me in with open arms. And, you know, they, they,
Speaker: We had fun and you know, like I said, I originally had one thing planned and unfortunately, events happened and and you know, I was only about an hour, hour, hour and a half away and and those plans fell through and another guy who stepped up who was also a fan of Kevin's show and and and had been on there a few times. He stepped up and he's like, I got you man. Come and crash at my place and
Speaker: You know, I went on every show. I went to rock shows. I went to open mics. I got to meet everybody. And, you know, those guys made me feel welcome. They made me, and they treated me like I was, like I was somebody important. And I just went down to see, like I was going down there to meet some of my favorite people, my favorite musicians, my favorite podcasters, my favorite comedians and stuff that I enjoy watching. And they made me feel like, like I was the important one.
Speaker: you know, and it was cool. And that's why I said Tampa is the second home to me and and and and given the opportunity when the kids are grown up. As much as I love Charleston, South Carolina, Tampa is my number one location. You know, I want to go back down to Tampa. Where is Tampa Bay? Geologically on the it is on the West Coast of Florida. Just about an hour and a half
Speaker: Yeah. Well, the entire state of Florida is hurricane central. It's, it's all coastal, but it's on the, it's on the west coast. Well, I lived in Charleston for 10 years. I think I'm worried about it. Yeah. I lived in the upstate of South Carolina. So I never, the only thing we pitched about was the storms we got from all the hurricanes. Yeah. No. And, and, and that was in all honesty, uh,
Speaker: And in all honesty, that right there, having Kevin come up here and hang out with us for a little bit was a very special moment for me. And it was a much needed moment right now, where I'm at mentally and stuff like that. Do you need a few minutes to finish or compose yourself? No, no, no, no. You did it wisely. No, it was just a much needed moment. It was right time, right place.
Speaker: Yeah. I've been wanting Kevin to come up here for a hot minute. So, Kevin, that was awesome, dude. I want to get you on here more often. I got to start coming in here just a little bit more often. I like that. And the RIR invite was amazing. We're moving on up. Yeah, when Mike Peters who runs there and
Speaker: reached out to me and said that he wanted to put us on there. It shook me. And it was a great feeling because I know how much talent is on the iron. And it's just me doing my little spiel, don't mind me. But Kevin coming on here tonight and everything was... It's kind of like validation. It was kind of the little... Well, not even so much validation. It was just kind of the pick me up I needed.
Speaker: I've been telling you for a hot minute, at least a year, that, you know... Good job, Jeff, on the background music and no conversation. Yeah, thanks. You can mute that while we do this. Yeah, because you're always so quiet.
Speaker: No, but it's, um, you know, yeah, it's validation, you know, and I've been telling you for a hot minute that, that, that you have something special and, and that this show is something special. And, uh, and that's recognition from other people, you know, it's, it's that, uh, you know, it's that respect thing. And that's what it is, you know, not tell, you know, I will get that as validation that we are doing something right, no matter how stupid we might feel.
Speaker: My time we're done with a show or something like that. Cause we say some pretty stupid things, but, uh, you know, we're on the right track. I believe about anything I say on the show. Honestly, because yeah, a lot of stuff is said on purpose to sound stupid. Yeah. No, I don't, I don't ever feel stupid for anything I've said. I mean.
Speaker: I don't know. I was pretty. I felt pretty stupid with the bringing my dad up to the show to argue with you about. Well, you should have felt stupid. You should have felt stupid. Okay. I guess you have no idea. Like, like that is, that is one of those, that is one of those things like, um,
Speaker: You have no idea how bad I was about to destroy your dad. I was ready. I was like, I'm about to wreck his dad. I'm about to wreck his fucking dad. And I felt good about it. I was about to destroy it. And then, nope, Mike's an idiot. Yep, it's just - Mike's a fucking idiot. I'm bad with names. I'm really bad with names.
Speaker: So it's just, that's, I've always been bad memorizing names, learning names, remembering names. So there's bad music in general. What are you talking about? I, you and me like a lot of the same music. Speaking of which I did introduce, I did introduce, uh, my oldest daughter to one of, uh, one of our favorite bands growing up, which was a bowling for soup.
Speaker: when this loves that group, huh? Roll it, roll it, roll it. I introduced her to one biscuit two weeks ago. This week it was bowling. It was bowling pursuit, you know, and threw in a little blink one 82. And, uh, and my kids are the fact that I'm gangsters. Fuck.
Speaker: I introduced them to, I introduced her to a seven fold as well. So she really liked that. I love it when you call me big papa. No, I don't think I'm ever going to get me.
Speaker: I'm not going to send my daughter that song. No, no, no. I listened to Rock the Bells on XM radio, man. So my kids get to see my inner gangster come out.
Speaker: Are we, uh, is that, I know that Kevin Hawley came on the show and kind of, uh, threw off the plan. What's going on viewers. Don't be shy. Say hello. We see y 'all in there. Welcome back house. Click. You're so big and strong. Help me step, bro. My, whoa. Hey, look at work over there. Click.
Speaker: right there with the former, huh?
Speaker: He's calling for his step brother. Where you, where you, where you stuck at little step bro. We see you guys on, on Twitch and uh, and YouTube. Say hello in the chat. Don't be shy for any deep dives or anything like that. Cause I was, we're not doing deep dive all week. We're not doing deep dives tonight. We are going to probably go wherever tonight.
Speaker: Yeah, we did a we did a a mild top ten kind of thing. I mean, if you guys if you guys don't want to keep riffing and raffing, Jeffrey, if I could pull your nose out of your phone and and and welcome you to join the show. I'm working on stuff for the show. Yeah. Well, you're not going to do anything better than the than than than what you already did. I know that it's hard to top that one. You are. You will never. What is that?
Speaker: What I love so much about that is that you've got your hockey jersey on, you've got your beer right in front, and then you've got your belt. The only thing that you give a shit about, the only things you love are right things. The only thing that would have made it better
Speaker: The only thing, the only thing I would have made it better if I would have had my, my hat turned around the right way. So you get to see on that. But that was an absolute fucking home run. What the hell happened to what?
Speaker: Oh, it glitched out and you just all, all three of us disappeared and came back. It was weird. I think it's okay. That happened on my end. Was, was Kevin, was Kevin Hawley glitching a lot? Yes. Yes. I think it was, I think it's because he's using the strong. I think it's because he was using it. I got, I got, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Speaker: All right, but the ring Sorry But anyways, no, uh, yeah, I was I was looking forward to that deep dive all week So can we can we do it on Saturday then?
Speaker: Could we do a deep dive on Saturday? I think since we missed today. There's only so many people that's for Halloween. That's the only thing I'm worried about is Halloween. And then it's going to be, what? We do three shows a week. We do three shows a week, first and foremost. The next deep dive.
Speaker: I don't know what I'm going to mention. But! That doesn't make it any better. That just looks racist as fuck, Jeff. That looks racist as fuck because you've got Tony D hung up by his soul.
Speaker: That whole scenario does not work. That whole scenario. It changed the picture. Woke Jeff. Woke Jeff. No, I have to redo the audio for the other one because it doesn't. You have to redo your fucking life. It doesn't save the audio. I have to record it.
Speaker: But you did figure out how to make the one do one thing and the other do the other. So there's that. You know what? The thing is, is like, it literally, you've got two choices. One person or two. And it makes the decision for you. So each one, it's all about who sings what is all about who you pick first. So you have to redo the video like three times to actually figure out which one you do. Do me a favor, Jeff. Do one.
Speaker: where just Glick does everything and then do the other one where just Tony does everything and let me fiddle around with the editing because I think I can fix that. Don't fiddle around with me.
Speaker: I'm tired of people fiddling around with me. All right. Kevin, how we got his way with you. So now nobody else can. Is that what it is? Kevin always one of the, Kevin always one of the few people who have loved me regardless of anything and has been around for, for, for everything. So I'm tired of people fiddling around with me. I'm sick and tired of fucking I'm not going to go down that road. Anywho.
Speaker: That's the fucking bitch. And then you die. Or marry one. Chef, are you speaking to her experience?
Speaker: No. That was always the saying. You had the choice. You could either say life's a bitch or you die, or life's a bitch and then you marry. No, I did shout out to a new friend of mine. I don't know if they're a listener or not, but thank you for earlier. That was awesome. And I needed that.
Speaker: So I don't know if you're listening or not. I know you like to listen and you stay quiet. But if you are listening, thank you. I needed that. You're welcome, Click. Anything I can do to help. Wasn't either one of you two. I know, I know. But yeah, Amy does. It is what it is, right?
Speaker: I mean, it is what it is, Jeffrey. That's that's the way the cookie crumbles. Jeffrey. And that's the way the cookie crumbles. What the hell is that? I'm looking for. Oh, is that it? Nope, that's not it.
Speaker: I gotta go. Yeah, I think I want to deactivate my social media. My personal social media. Deactivate it? I've done that. It's liberating. Then you get bored and re -activated. Right here, Joseph. Go ahead. It's like this candle, huh? Is everything done?
Speaker: All right. I got a man. Hovlander laying it down. The other man. I want the other one, Jeff. The, uh, the blazing saddles one. Okay. Yeah. I'll send it. I got that. All right. I think I can fix that one. I have to do. I have to, I'll do that one later, uh, because, uh, I have to actually record the audio off the YouTube.
Speaker: Because you can't just drop a track in. You have to literally, it's a voiceover, so you hit record. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I saw you doing that. Yeah, so it's a pain in the ass, but it can be done. Yeah. My wife has all the ones, all the ones that I've done. What are you doing? Here we go. Really? You guys don't get it?
Speaker: Oh, I get it. What did you say? You don't know what it's from? Of course we know what it's from. And here we go. Yeah. You want to see a magic trick? You want to know how I got these scars? I can't do impressions. No, you can't. Personations. I can just do my own thing, which would probably be, I would be such a much better joker.
Speaker: He's ledger, he's ledger, Joker, bottom of the barrel, Joker. I have to say, look, look, look, I will give you Jared Leto. I will give you Jared Leto. And you know what, I will, you know what, I'll even go as far as to say that
Speaker: I don't think we've seen the best Joker performance yet. I'll give you that. Heath Ledger did really good. Walking Phoenix did really good. And I really liked all of them, except for Jared Leto's Joker. That guy, Mark Hamill, who has never done anything outside of the voice of Joker,
Speaker: That guy, that guy, that Mark Hamill guy who has never, never done anything outside of the voice of Joker. He was pretty solid. I, well, he did, he was trickster and, and, and, and, and flash in the quad on the CW. But Mark Hamill's never done anything else. I found something out the other day, speaking of Joker. What did you find out? Did you know before Jack was to play Joker, they offered it Robin Williams. Now. And Robin turned it down.
Speaker: He couldn't do it. Well, they also offered it to William Defoe. Oh, no, that wasn't before. No, no, no, no. That wasn't before Jack or Robin Williams. That's actually, yeah. No, that was later. I would love to see William Defoe do the jilter. I think he'd kill it. I think he'd kill it. Because he was a real gritty target. Well, first and foremost, gentlemen, it's Willem. It's Willem. Willem. Willem Defoe. He was great as Hobgoblin. Yeah. And you know what? You know what? He was great as Hobgoblin. You know what?
Speaker: You know what? I'm down nerd. You know, Jeffrey's music. Yes, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
Speaker: I'm going to give you guys one guess, the greatest, the best, Willem Dafoe character in your opinion. In my opinion? In my opinion? Oh, I'm going to have to go with Mike. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. He was a fire fire.
Speaker: Oh my god, he wasn't amazing and he wasn't utilized enough in John Wick, but he did good now Have you seen him in the second one the second one? Yeah, I've seen both I have to see the second one. I tried to watch the second boom defo
Speaker: and Boondock Saints. Oh my god. He was. There was a fire fire. But no, I I love I love I love them in that movie. We did that. We did that video in that audio so we can just play it out here and and and I'm not a that was so good man. You know, I'm not a huge fan of Spider -Man. Oh, but no, I love Miles Morales.
Speaker: That's not Disney Spider -Man, but. Oh, no. Spider -Man and the multiverse was awesome. I liked that. I liked the Tom Holland Spider -Man movie. That's the Disney Spider -Man. I'm not a big fan. I'm not a big fan of Disney Spider -Man. He's probably my favorite. But Tom Holland, as an actor, did well. It's just what they had to do because of copyright issues and everything else.
Speaker: There were great things that came out of it, like the vulture. The vulture by far, Michael Keaton's role, was the best version of the vulture I've ever seen. Michael Keaton could not do wrong. And I really liked No Way Home the last minute because William Defoe was able to do the Green Goblin the way that he was
Speaker: Yeah. Always meant to do the green goblin. And I wish, I wish, I wish, speaking of no way home, I wish I knew like, I need Dr. Strange in my life to make everybody forget about me. That would be awesome. You know what? There's times where I think the same.
Speaker: but there is a loophole there is a loophole where where scarlet uh not scarlet but uh yeah scarlet witch can technically remember him because she was in that dome during that time she was in a multiverse yeah yeah she was in that um that um well she basically built i don't i don't know i don't know because because
Speaker: I said WandaVision. But what in the whole point was all of that? I just think it's funny because Franco wasn't in there. They didn't have any of them. They couldn't they couldn't have any of the Green Goblin 2 .0. If you must, you know, in that movie and those were the kids. If anybody knew who Spider -Man was, it would have been
Speaker: It would have been, uh, was it James Franco or it was a Franco character? Yeah, it was James. Um, yeah, James Franco. But, uh, but yeah, no. And I liked that little plug that they did for Venom in there. I just, the only thing I hated was that they didn't have more of a
Speaker: of him in that, in that movie. It would have been cool to have a little bit more of a, but I really liked that dude. Who, Frank? Or he likes, he likes small children. Venom. Asshole. No, Venom. I just, I can't remember his name right now, but, um, Oh, Tom Hardy. Yeah. Tom Hardy. And, uh,
Speaker: And you're absolutely right. I'm really enjoying, um, Peaky Blinders. That's good, right? That's really good. And I'm going to go and take glitz, um, you know, uh, suggestion and start watching American Horror Story and
Speaker: We have a new, the new season from the Dutton Ranch is coming out next month, and I'm excited about that. Have you heard of when they're going to do this 4 .6 series? 4 .6? No, I haven't heard anything about that. 4 .6 is basically, it's Jimmy's spin -off. It's going to be the Jimmy spin -off for him at the 4 .6. Really? That's what I've heard. I don't know how true it is.
Speaker: Well, you know what, I kind of, you know, when I first, when I first started watching it, he was probably like my least favorite character. I liked him. He was, he was, he was his, he was my least favorite character until Michael started being such a creepo in a weird motherfucker. And then, and then now he's the one that like, I understand why everybody fucking hates them.
Speaker: And then after it's revealed about what he did to his sister, I was like, oh, there's no redemption for you, buddy. No redemption for you. And then Jimmy, when Jimmy started going into the rodeo and stuff like that, I started really, really
Speaker: Yeah, I think Jimmy really took off. I started really, really rooting for him. And yeah, of course, when he went to the four sixes, I was like, Oh man. And at some point in time, I actually would rather learn more about him than I did about everybody else. I think that's what the four sixes series is going to be about is, is just Jimmy. Well, I hope so because he really, he really,
Speaker: They really grew his character really well, coming from what he came from and all that stuff. Another guy that I didn't like, and I like him, but I kind of don't like him at the same time, is that singer. What's his name? Oh, the guy with the big white hat. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. I didn't like him. He was lazy. He was a lazy fuck. Right. Like I said, I didn't like him, but I like him. But you know, the thing is, he's actually a singer of real life.
Speaker: Oh, and his song snake eyes is really fucking good. Um, yeah, you can catch him out on Spotify. He's really good. I did, but yeah, he's a singer real life. Yeah. Joker.
Speaker: and and uh you should see the uh college humor bits with the joker and and batman that was funny you know you should see i don't want to sit out of this hi you guys are dicks i'm doing it
Speaker: Must be a skin I'm sinking in Must be for real Cause now I can feel I didn't mind It's not my kind It's not my time To wonder why Everything alright Everything's grey Now you're here Now you're awake
Speaker: Don't want this, I'll never that, I'll never forget wherever you're at. Don't let the days go by, glycerine. Alright, that's all you get. You had to do the chorus, that was awesome.
Speaker: Jeff assisted me in my suicide because I was not suicidal until then. You know what I hear? I hear jealous. He did not do bad, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. No, he didn't do bad. No, actually, music in the background? Yeah, before you shit on him, he did not do bad. You know, it takes a lot of courage. But it was one of those classic moments. That was a firefight!
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, that was Jeffrey singing and from the background. I don't know where you got the from the background out of nowhere. The greatest part about that video was yours.
Speaker: I went away. It needs to be longer. There was a fire fight. It needs to be longer. There was a fire fight. I love it. Well, it literally goes black right after and then it goes in there. Well, his first scene in that movie.
Speaker: when they're looking at the, the, when they're investigating that murder and he put up the headphones to listen to classical music and you're like, what the fuck is wrong with this dude? And he just starts going through everything. And then you're like. He slapped his boyfriend who tried to cuddle with him.
Speaker: I love the dumb cop. He's like, how many bodies? And he's like, hey, shit, nine. And you came back at the absolute wrong time. Right, Smoke? Right. Well, real talk, it takes a lot of courage to put yourself out there, regardless of if you're doing your own TikToks or Instagram posts, podcasts. It takes even more courage to do.
Speaker: a song, you know, that's out there for anybody to just grab and throw up. So, you know, whenever they want. So, you know... What the hell are you talking about? Going back to... Is that making fun of you? Oh, are you talking about... That was really good. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. That was another perfectly planned set up on my part.
Speaker: Yeah, here we go. Because we had Rocky on the show and I hear Rocky was singing out of nowhere. I hear Rocky was singing. So he sang and then me being the mastermind that I am. I was like, if you should sing a song, you know, we'll all sing tonight since we just called Rocky out.
Speaker: And then he fucking completely failed. Like Bob, Jeff, be it Jeff and, and, and falling for hook line. I was also, I'm pretty sure I was eight years deep. Either way. And Jeff said, and then he got done. And when Jeff first started, when, when Jeff first started, I said, Skrader, Cordis, and Rocky and I boasted, Charlotte did too.
Speaker: By the way, he did not sing at all, did he? She's lost like 80 pounds or some weird shit like that. Anywho, um, no, no, that was all part of the master plan. Yeah.
Speaker: Actually to be honest with you guys when we end this show tonight I'm probably gonna get on tiktok because I have more dinner to drink I mean
Speaker: know, I actually have to start getting ready for work. Are we going to end the show anytime soon or in the show whenever you want? We don't go on your schedule, sir. I know that. I know that. I
Speaker: Who invited you? You're not welcome to your homeschool life. You invited me. English motherfucker, do you speak it? You did invite me, but okay. There's never enough, Marcus. But I think I'm going to be sick at work tomorrow. I don't think I want to go to work tomorrow.
Speaker: I wish I could. I have no excuse. I literally have no excuse to get out of work, but I like my job. Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to, but it's like one of those things. I don't want to, but I got to. When are you starting your new job, Pedro Morales? Yeah, I literally got you a job. Oh, I know. Shut up, Jeff. What are you starting your new job? Do you start tonight?
Speaker: No, I've been working. I've been working for like two weeks now. So when are you going to work? Huh? When are you going to work? I've got to work in two hours. You're such a warm mouth. Calm down. You've got plenty of time. I've got to take a shower. I've got to take a shit. They're not going to help. Yeah.
Speaker: I need to eat a little bit. You need fucking Nicolas Cage and John Travolta to come in and face. I want to take his face. Awesome. I love that movie. It's so cheesy. That's a great movie. I love Nicolas Cage. Who doesn't like Nicolas Cage? I'm sorry. Nick Cage's best movie ever is Willie's Wonderland.
Speaker: There will never be a better scene than Nicolas Cage curb stomping and animatronic Have you seen Willy's Wonderland Michael
Speaker: No, I haven't seen it. You've got to watch it. It is. It is a absolutely it is probably one of the worst movies on the planet, but it is so great. Nicholas Cage literally says nothing the entire movie. He grunts. No words. But he beats the shit out of fucking animatronic thing. Oh, my God. Hey, those balls of the wall.
Speaker: And then stop the conversation to go play like a pit bull. Yeah, yeah. Somebody be talking to him and he just stops. And he's just like.
Speaker: He's a large, full on Nicholas Cage. Crazy eyes. He's got an alarm on his watch, and all of a sudden his alarm will go off. He'll go start playing pinball and drink some weird drink. It's fucking weird. I want a sequel to that movie. I want a sequel to that movie. They've got to explain. I want a sequel just to explain his fucking character. Fascination with pinball is the weird thing he has with the drink.
Speaker: I would like to see that Nicholas Cage movie where he plays himself. Oh, yeah Oh, it's on Netflix
Speaker: I don't know. I know, I know Netflix has resurrected a lot of, uh, it's called, including Adam Sandler. What's called the unbearable weight of massive talent. I gotta go check that out.
Speaker: Ooh, technically it's a bomb. Well, no, of course it's a bomb. When I put 1 million at the box office, the budget was 30 million. Well, when has Nicholas Cage ever, like, the last few movies he's gone is bomb. But, you know, it's Rotten Tomatoes scores 86%. Oh, I don't trust Rotten Tomatoes. And it's 7 out of 10 on the board for IMDB. Yeah, I don't even - Rotten Tomatoes is, you can't trust them.
Speaker: There's so many movies that are shitty that they say are good. It doesn't say where it is. I don't know. I don't go off what reviewers or what other people say or anything like that. If I go off of anybody, it's the audience score. If I would look at anything. But of course, I do like bad movies. I thought The Sorcerer's Apprentice was a good movie.
Speaker: The seventh son, not so much, but the Sorcerer's Apprentice was a good movie. But all right, I don't know what happened, but both of you guys are muted. I don't know why. Where I can find this movie, like where it's streaming, where I can stream it from. Yeah. And I'm having zero luck.
Speaker: Okay, it's on Amazon Prime, Apple TV, and apparently it's on YouTube. Oh, well I'm gonna have to check it out on Amazon then.
Speaker: Yeah, it should be Amazon Prime. Fudu? I don't know what the fuck Fudu is. But yeah. Your mother's a horse, Rebecca. What? Your mother's a horse, Rebecca. I think they're racist. 300. Your mother's a horse, Rebecca. I can't do that.
Speaker: are you just saying things now is that just randomly
Speaker: We'll always love you!
Speaker: Oh my God, now, now. That is what needs to be edited right there. That needs to be edited right there. I know what I'm doing at first, though. Mike, have you ever seen an episode of non -physical nonsense? Just like three hours, nine minutes, and two seconds. No, not himself, but hit the bell. Here's a quiz. Mike, did you watch the Elvis movie yet? No, I watched the Blondie movie.
Speaker: And I watched the Marilyn Monroe movie, and I watched the I Love Lucy movie. Is the Lucy movie any good? Is it worth it? Yeah. I'm gonna go kill myself. No, I watched the Elvis movie.
Speaker: and chris chris and i were talking about beforehand and apparently it's it's vastly exaggerated but it was a decent movie i wanted i wanted i do too and i wanted it to be more like ray where you kind of follow him but it's it's more of a recap so how would the Elvis movie
Speaker: How about you shut your mouth, Kevin? Yeah, no shit. But it was decent. But I didn't even know the Tom Hanks character existed until I saw this movie. Yeah, but did he really? I literally, as I said to Chris, as I said to Chris, I seriously thought Elvis' life was all champagne and fucking roses. But I wasn't. No. Sadly.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But it was decent. It wasn't a bad movie. But it was amazing. What the **** are you doing? I don't know what he's doing. Hell no. Hell no. Oh, yeah. And Melissa and Elvis. The boy that played Elvis in that movie. Holy **** He knocked it off the **** ****
Speaker: Give me an Elvis song. What you guys want to hear? What y 'all want to hear by Elvis? I don't know. I do have to go seriously guys. Somebody's calling somebody. It's not me. I don't know about you, but this song gives me chills every time. Who's calling you Michael?
Speaker: It's my alarm clock which is why I have to go. Alright, get out of here. Alright, I'll talk to you later. Much love brother. Appreciate you popping in tonight. We'll see you Saturday night maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you Saturday night. I should be there. Alright. Love you guys. Talk to you later. Love you man.
Speaker: What is it it's it's actually called If I can dream Yeah, I was gonna say is that if I can dream. Yeah, I love that fucking song. That's really gives me chills. I
Speaker: you know, if I'm just sitting here listening to it, that song gives me chills. And the - I know it's a little cliche. I know it's a little cliche. Right? But you want to know what my favorite album of songs is? Please. Yes. I can't wait, man. I can't, I can't. He does another song. I love you too much, baby. Hold on, I gotta look it up.
Speaker: This one, I love this song. You know he did, did you know he did Unchained Melody? Yeah, I saw that today. But her mouth's in her mouth. When she opens up to speak, show me a girl who is happy so refined.
Speaker: I'll show you a girl with a one day on her mind. So I say, you know what? She says, what? I'll say, what? Oh, I'm not the very kind. I love that song. Whoops. She called it again.
Speaker: But no, every time I watch a movie, like, you know, when I watched Ray, of course I fell real deep in the rabbit hole while Ray saw him. And I did the same thing today with Elvis. There's an amazing playlist called This Is Elvis Presley on Spotify that it's got, you know, it starts out with If I Can Dream that goes into Bird of Love, In the Ghetto, Unchained Melody. I mean, it's, I think it's like 30 words all wrong.
Speaker: Uh, but the song trouble, the dude, the, the dude playing Elvis in the movie just, I mean, he's got the moves down boy. Let me tell you, I was seriously impressed. Another good one that I liked.
Speaker: There it is. There he is. Go Hawk. What are the extended version? Yeah. Well, we just listened. I was. We're just continuing to get drunk off of his ass and
Speaker: Right. It is one of this. What are you going to do, man? Hey, sometimes you just got it. It's got to be done. What was it? I saw something I wanted to mention. Well, it's one of those things, man. I don't know. I'm trying not to go into it. I'm trying to. Yeah, I know. I was going to, you know, I was going to say we should talk after the show.
Speaker: but yeah, yeah. What in the world? People you think you would care don't give a fuck. Yeah, I know the feeling. I've been there. Yeah. I've been there. Hey, did you get the TikTok now app? No, I didn't get the app, but I mean, I have TikTok now with the recent update.
Speaker: No, TikTok now. No, I don't have the app, but on TikTok, there's a specific feature for TikTok now. The same thing about Be Real. Be Real. Yeah, that's what the kids were telling me. That's what the girls were telling me. You can only post once every 24 hours. Yeah, the girls were telling me about the Be Real. And I'm like, I know what the hell you're talking about. And then I started using it. I mainly use it when I do the show.
Speaker: Yeah, well no it doesn't Like I wanted to almost like it's still in beta Yeah, I wanted to uh uh like I tried to use it for for when we go live because I post a snapchat when we go live and tell like everybody on my snapchat to
Speaker: you know, whatever. And I tried to do it on there, but you can't, you can't. You can't do video. Fuck. And you can't, you can't, the comment, or like the description or whatever, don't always fly. You can't do anything, you can't do anything with it, but. Unfortunately. I think it's new, I think they'll slowly upgrade it as we move now. I can't be bothered.
Speaker: But every day, at the same time, I get a, it's time to be real. I'm like, no, it's not. Oh yeah, I don't have to be, I don't have to be real app. I just have on TikTok and there's like so -and -so posted on their TikTok now. Yeah. And you got to look at it and they're like, you need to post on your TikTok. Anywho, I don't know. We're going to wrap the show up. Let's go and wrap the show up. Sounds like a way. Oh my gosh.
Speaker: We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Join us Saturday for a brand new episode of non -sensible nonsense. I tried my best. Hopefully you guys enjoy the show. Uh, thank you to Kevin for popping in here. That was awesome. That was an unexpected surprise. I love that was awesome. I love that dude. Kevin Holly from the Kevin Holly show. Check them out. Also go ahead and check out the IRN.
Speaker: Uh on facebook and and just have an irn to your google search and check them out and show all the other uh, uh, podcasters and whatnot show them some love Because there's uh, there's a lot of amazing talent on there. Why we are on there and why the kim holly show is on there I don't know but we're there
Speaker: Yeah, we do appreciate y 'all. Listen, we do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you Saturday night for a brand new episode. I'm going to go and wrap this up. We're going to go a little different than normal. We're going to end the show with state of mind. Go ahead and check them out on YouTube and all social media, TikTok, Facebook, all that jazz, all that state of mind. Uh, yeah, I'm going to get in trouble, but it is what it is. I don't care.
Speaker: uh but go ahead and check them out show them some love let them know we sent you let them know that uh you know we could give them credit where credit was due um and we will see you guys starting out for a brand new episode hang tight for after the song um it is what he said oh god i think i double clicked it
Speaker: Just kidding, not that song. We'll try that again. This one.
Speaker: of this empty house that don't bother me I can take a few tears mowing in and just let them out I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on with you gone still upsets me There are days every now and again I pretend I'm okay But that is not what gives me one last amount
Speaker: It's been so close, and having so much to say. And watching you walk away, and never knowing what could have been. And I think that loving you is what I've been trying to do.
Speaker: It's a pain of losing you everywhere I go. But I'm doing this. It's hard to force that smile when I see your friends and I'm alone. Still harder getting up, getting dressed, living with this regret. But I know if I could do it over, I would try and give away all the words that I spent in my heart that I had never spoken. One heart.
Speaker: The one, the one
Speaker: Well, stay to mind with their cover of Rascal Flats, what hurts the most. Go ahead and show those guys some love. Check them out on all them social medias at Steeda Mind. We don't have permission, but yeah, I'll give them a shout out. We do appreciate y 'all. We appreciate y 'all hanging out.
Speaker: Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We had fun tonight. Shout out to Kevin Holley from the Kevin Holley Show. I'm coming in here and hanging out with us tonight. Go ahead and check him out on all them awards are hard. Go ahead and check him out on all them social medias at Kevin Holley. Check him out at the Kevin Holley Show. Go show him some love.
Speaker: We will see you guys Saturday now with a brand new episode of Nonsenseable Nonsense. Until then, in the words of Michael DeSalle, Tony D. would say, mother had you, mother made you, mother fuck you. Jeffrey. No. What would you like to say to the peoples? I'd like to say deuces. And with that being said,
Speaker: Be good or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Try your best. I'm hitting the button. Hit the button. Eventually. Eventually. I'm trying to hit the button.
