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Speaker: Now here you go again You say you want your freedom But who am I to bring you down? It's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound
Speaker: Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost Yeah, what you had And what you lost
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing Not to hate women, yet they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you know
Speaker: But I keep my vision to myself But it's only me who wants to wrap around your dreams But have you any dreams you would like to sell?
Speaker: In what you love You know what you have In what you love Oh, and thunder only happens when it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing And I said, hey,
Speaker: You know
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing Nothing women, you think will come and they will go So when the rain washes you clean your eyes
Speaker: Hell yeah. Happy Saturday, guys. Welcome to yet another episode of Nonsense School Nonsense. Hopefully you guys had a good week. Saturday is time to get down. As always, we open the show with a little blacktop mojo. If you're not already, go check them out on all social media. Go string the shit out of their music. Hell yeah. I'm good. As always, hanging out with Jeff.
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Speaker: Yeah. That was not me singing. I wish it was me singing Casey, but also if you want to reach out to us, uh, feel free to, uh, hit us with an email at, uh, nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmo .com. Sorry. I literally, my brother -in -law was playing Fortnite and I keep staring at the screen like an asshole. I was like, damn, do I have to do everything for him?
Speaker: I advertised the shit out of tonight's episode. I was just going to say, much like you advertised the shit out of this show tonight, but it was all the wrong fucking... No, but I redid it. I redid it. I redid ours, the one you sent out. I did the one I sent out twice. And then when I went, oh shit, realizing what I did, then you posted and I was like, thank God. So I blasted it everywhere. I think you're blasted everywhere.
Speaker: Oh, I saw I saw a I think it was an old Saturday night live skin or something, but it was like, I saw it pop up on TikTok. I was like, this is genius. But it's like a kid's snack called finger blast. And it's a guy sitting there next to a girl and they're like maybe 60. And he's like, he's like, they look like one of them.
Speaker: I think
Speaker: Play with your friends dip with your friend finger blast your friends is like he goes he goes we can even do two Maybe even three and she's like let's stick to two It's like oh, it's like the biggest double entendre commercial for obviously a skit for somewhere But oh my god. I laugh my ass off Yeah, I think I've seen that the other day on on YouTube or some shit
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I think it was, I think I saw it on TikTok. I at least saw a clip of it on TikTok. And then I looked it up on YouTube because I was like, what? Cause I wanted to see the whole thing. Oh yeah. I think I remember where I seen it. I seen it somewhere. What? First interruption. Yeah.
Speaker: You went to a concert, or well, you did security for a concert last night, right? It didn't look like a concert you would go to on your own. I'm still fucking tired. But it was actually really cool. I used to work, as we've talked about in the past, I used to work for Abercrombie and Finch. Right. And their home office, their headquarters is here in New Albany.
Speaker: Every year, minus last year, because of the pandemic, they put on a challenge, which basically they raise they raise money for their children's camps that they have throughout the world for sick kids and stuff like that. Basically, the camps let them get out of the hospital and have a little bit of fun. And I think.
Speaker: I think, uh, with all the charity and stuff that they do, I think train, which is a CEO said last night that they raised $15 million for the campus year. Um, but every year at the headquarters, they do what they call the A and F challenge. Okay. Um, and they bring in.
Speaker: Not anybody that I've ever heard of. Um, but like last night, I didn't hear anybody. Yeah. I think I heard him. I think I heard of two of the people on the main stage. It was, um, the nineties kids, which I heard of, but they're, they're out of Ohio. They're out of Columbus. They're local. Uh, well, they're not, they were local. Now they're kind of blowing up.
Speaker: uh aloe black which is uh he uh he sings a little bit of um like rmb and funk kind of like a steve wonder okay and i mean his band was complete with trumpet saxophone you know the horn section and everything he was actually really cool he actually did like four or five steve wonders songs and then it did a
Speaker: uh uh a cover song of uh i think avicii was his name the dj who who who died a couple years ago super young kid i think he OD'd but uh he did a song that he that he did cover that and then uh there was uh saints motel which i'd never heard of them before they were they were pretty cool but um
Speaker: Then the main headliner was Zed, which is this DJ out of Germany. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not really into that type of music. I like EDM. I like that. Well, he remixes songs.
Speaker: Okay. So, so he'll take popular songs and remix them, but, uh, it was, he was actually really fucking good. I actually really liked it. Uh, but, uh, fortunately I don't know how I landed it. I don't know what I did, but I was backstage. So I was right at the stage and, uh, the building I was at was the building where, you know, like the performers were in and stuff like that. We couldn't let anybody back there. Um,
Speaker: But it was still cool. It was fun. I got to see some people I haven't seen in about a year or more that I used to work with there. And a lot of new faces, a lot of new faces. So it's kind of cool to go back and see everybody and see the property. It was kind of weird being back in my security shirt.
Speaker: but uh but the event all in all was really cool but we were talking about in the pre -show about you fucking up a tiktok video and you saying like watch that be the one thing that uh right that makes me go viral speaking of viral sensation and being viral and this and the other thing uh last night for a brief a brief second just for a minute i uh was introduced to and met uh not that i care and i
Speaker: and it just blew it off. But Dixie and Charlie Dibillo were there last night. So Charlie is like the most popular person on on TikTok. She's got more followers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. OK. Yeah. I know that is her sister. She's actually got a show on Netflix or something now. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't follow anybody too popular for the simple fact that I'm like, fuck that person, they got more than me. Yeah, and you're showing them. They're like, I won't follow you, so that'll - I won't follow you, so yeah. Out of the 10 billion followers you have, you'll have one less. Take that. It was literally like not even anything to brag about. It was just like a real, but the guy who was coordinating all the musicians and the acts and this, that, another thing I don't know, his job was,
Speaker: the the
Speaker: And I was like, yeah, you guys are going to have to hold on a minute. I can't let you in there. And I just, the guy was by the door and I yelled at him. I was like, Hey, come here real quick. They said that they have permission to come in. And it was like, uh,
Speaker: Who is it? He came out. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit. And then he was like, these are our security guys, person, Eric, Charlie. This is Charlie and Dixie guys. And I was like, oh, hey, how you doing? All right. I mean, I didn't really know. I didn't know who the DJ was or anything, but I talked to him. We talked to him for a couple of minutes. He was actually.
Speaker: Well being the guy that I was with thought he was only in his 20s But turns out the dude was like 34, but he looks like a baby man. Oh, but uh him and his his whole little group They were actually really cool. They like came off stage and I five and us were like Regardless of what what you do on stage when you get done it's just like when we get done here We're both hyped
Speaker: Like I don't know about you, but like when we're done, I don't go to bed right away. I'm up for another four or five hours watching TV, just trying to calm down from being on the podcast. So imagine with, it's one thing with our chatters box fans or whatever, supporters chatting, but it's another thing when you got like, what, a couple thousand people in front of you screaming like, wow,
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. But I mean, like I said, he was he was actually really cool. Every time he'd come in and out, you know, he'd say hi to us. And then after he was done, he talked to us for a couple of minutes. We're like, hey, man, that was actually a really good show. You know, good job. You know, and then just a little tiny look like a little German kid, little kid, man. I was just like then we looked him up and the guy that I was working with, he was like, how would you think he is? I was like, I don't know. Twenty two, twenty three. And he was like, he's 32 years old, man. I was like, wait, what?
Speaker: But he was really good. Yeah, that was literally like my job the whole night. I just stood by that door. Nice stage. It just kind of hung out. You weren't very far from the stage either. You sent me that video and you were maybe what?
Speaker: 20 yards from stage that video that I said that video that I sent you I know the first video I think or the pic I sent you I think I was only maybe three or four feet from the stage I was right at the stage and then when I was backstage behind the stage yeah I was only maybe 20 feet away from it 30 feet away from it if that well that's the one nice thing about doing security I mean it would be
Speaker: It'd be cool to do security for a good show that like you wanted to see and be that close to the stage. You know, just throwing out a name like Elvis shows up and he's going to do a show and you get to do security. I didn't know any of the I didn't know any of the bands. At least I didn't think I did. But the 90s kids were pretty good. Saints Motel. They were all right. They were a fun band to watch though because they were
Speaker: very animated on stage especially the drummer the drummer was a lunatic what's that that's what I will that's what I want in a drummer though I don't want to draw yeah but um I
Speaker: But they were good. And then Alo Black, I mean, I've heard a couple of his songs. I just didn't recognize his name. You're more of a music freak than me though, because like, I very rarely will go out of my comfort zone when it comes to music. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: The only reason I started liking Blacktop Mojo is because they did the air in the air tonight and I saw that on YouTube, however long it was. And most of the songs that you play, like I've heard once and then you play and I'm like damn, these motherfuckers are pretty good. Like Wicked Woman, I didn't hear until you played it for me and I was like damn, alright, I'm in. And now it's one of my favorites.
Speaker: Hey, we got a we got a bot. I'll go back to the music. They here to say we got a bot firm tool. It just said what to become famous by followers, primes and viewers on big followers .com. There you go. I just sponsored a big followers .com. You owe me a thousand dollars for that. Or or 10 ,000 followers. Yeah, no, I'll take the money and the followers. I'm into that.
Speaker: Yeah, send it. Oh, wait, I said their name twice. Now they know it's $2 ,000 and $20 ,000. Yeah, make sure I get my phone. But, no, so, right?
Speaker: Um, I I had actually heard a couple ala black songs before and I just I didn't know who he was I just heard him in passing and I liked him But he his type of music is also right up my alley. I like that rmb funk sound like stevie wonder and whatnot I you know, I I like that so I mean like I was back there just grooving along and jamming along to the music having a good time then when the dj was up there I saw I thought it was going to be a bunch of whole just a whole bunch of like weird stuff
Speaker: yeah it was just he had remixed a bunch of popular songs and it was like hell yeah and even some old songs like he did thunderstruck which i'm gonna see if i can find his version of thunderstruck that he did because it was badass so and of course i had the lights and the the smoke and the confetti and everything else like that going off so i mean it was actually yeah not necessarily a concert that i would
Speaker: go to just because I don't know any of the bands, but I was there and I actually, I surprisingly, I really liked it. It was, they were, all the bands were really good and it, it was a good time. The guy that I was working with was a newer guy with Abercrombie. So I didn't know, but he was a pretty cool cat. We just sat down and bullshitted most of the night.
Speaker: Like you know you hear stuff on the radio, and it was like I think we're back here We don't have to deal with all these drunk idiots passing out everything else nothing nothing crazy happened like fights or anything like that
Speaker: but then like at the end of the night, it's always best to have the cushiest job there. Yeah, but then like at the end of the night when they were trying to get everybody out of, because they held, they hold it on campus at Abercrombie headquarters. So it's right there. The campus is huge. Abercrombie campus is huge. But then at the end of the night, everybody trying to get everybody off campus and out to the parking lots. And then they were at the visitor's loop doing like all the Uber stuff. And it was like, well, we can't leave until the music acts
Speaker: are gone. We're like, we're just gonna hang back here. So we literally, we're back there, you know, half hour, 45 minutes after the concert and everything was over. And then we walked up the front was like, Hey, what do you want us to do? They're like, I guess you can do building sweeps. It was like,
Speaker: Most of the buildings have been swept, but if I don't have to deal with parking and traffic and see it. That would be my luck. I'd be stuck with traffic duty. Honestly, and honestly, if you like cars, go play out with traffic. Honestly, that's what I thought I would be doing since I was just coming in.
Speaker: and help and I don't even work there anymore. But I got there and my old boss, she was like, well, this is where you're going to be at. And I'm like, wait, what? That's where everybody wants to be. She's like, she's like, that's where we're going to put you. I was like, cool. So no more questions asked. I'm not going to push my.
Speaker: Well, like, you messaged me, you sent me that pic of you by the stage. And I literally, I just signed into the Hooters Wi -Fi. I went to Hooters last night. My wife had a meeting at Hooters because it's one of the bosses' birthdays. So.
Speaker: It was like a mandatory meeting. She's like, I have to go to Hooters. I'm like, oh, can I go? She's like, why? It's Hooters. They got fucking excellent wings. They have Hooters. Well, actually, that was what I wanted to bring up. All the wait staff, they're usually female, but none of them had Hooters. And I was like, this is the Hooters of the Hooters. Yeah, well, you're the guy that goes to Hooters food for the women.
Speaker: The funny thing is, you know, we've talked about this before. I don't watch sports, but last night I watched some baseball. I watched NASCAR truck series. I watched there was a couple of, you know, cause that's all they got on. So I was staring at that and, uh, their meeting got done and I had already ordered my wings and fries and I was two beers in and working on my Coke.
Speaker: because I can't drink alcohol when I eat. It's weird. Really? I can't. It just doesn't go with it. No surprise. I can drink alcohol no matter what I'm doing. I was going to say, Chris is like, I'm behind the wheel. Give me a beer. Those are called road pops. Yeah. But I went over with my wife's work group.
Speaker: And you know, I know most of those guys because I actually used to work for the same company. And they're like, hey, where you been up to? And I was telling them about the podcast and whatnot. And one of the guys leaned over and he goes, there's no Hooters in this Hooters. And I went, what? He's like, look at the waitstaff. And I was like, what the heck's up with all the A -cups? You know? But being that they're Latina, they got nice butts. So it was like, they should change the name of this restaurant to butts because there was no Hooters.
Speaker: But what really creeped me out is I, you know, my bill of course was separate from the tab that work was on and my waitress came over and she said, hey, are you doing a separate check or you want to be on their check? I said, no, put mine on separate check. And then she walked away and we're getting ready to finish up and my wife says, I'll make sure you get your bill. And I looked around and I couldn't see my waitress because three of the waitresses out of the four that were there,
Speaker: looked exactly alike like they could have been sisters. They all had the librarian glasses, brunette, and all about the same height. And I said, I'll get my bill as soon as I figure out which one of these waitresses is my waitress.
Speaker: It was, it was weird because they all had the exact same hairstyle, the exact same glasses, and of course the exact same uniform. So I'm like, I don't want to be that guy where it says everybody looks alike because they're Mexican, but everybody looks alike because they're Mexican. But it, but it was weird. I mean, I literally, luckily they do the, I don't know if you, you said you hadn't been to Hooters in a while. They write their name down on a post -it note with the wifi.
Speaker: So I'm the waitress that she tapes it to my table. So I read it and I was like, oh, and I asked one of the waitresses, I made sure I checked her name tag first. Because I didn't want to be like, uh, can you go get Camilla for me? So I can pay my bill. I am Camilla. Your gray bag? No. Kevin. She, uh,
Speaker: She getting her overnight bag to go see one? No, she's looking for her purse. Go upstairs in my mom's gray bag. And take that off. Sounds like an overnight bag to me. I'm not saying. No, it's because my wife has a Louis Vuitton bag. She's got a Tommy Hilfiger bag. She's got all these in her bag. And then she has like a satchel.
Speaker: that she got from the office that says, it says the name of the company, but it's like, it's literally a satchel and it's, it works as her purse day to day because she doesn't have to worry about it. And it's not, if she does lose it, uh, the only thing she's out is cash because like that Louis Vuitton bag costs more in my car. You know, she like that. So she takes that one when she goes somewhere most of the time, which the only time she takes the Louis bag or, or the Tommy Hilfiger bag is before going
Speaker: someone nice or she's going summer night cuz I don't fucking go anywhere I was telling the guys last night at the bar I said you know wow this is the first time I've been out in like three weeks he's like what do you mean I don't leave my house dude he's like mostly rough I said no it's tough man you have no idea I'm with kids all day it sucks well that's you you you do that by choice that is not well it is it is on their side by choice but it's it's
Speaker: the the doing of schoolwork oh my god you know i i remember as a kid being being like one of these days i'll be done with school i won't ever have to worry about schoolwork again i forgot back then that of one day i will have kids well this is also coming from somebody who highest grade level or highest level of education is uh fourth grade so that's why you struggle so much
Speaker: Well, you know, it's bad enough I can't spell in English. My son write down his homework because I have to get my printer fixed. So I can't.
Speaker: I can't print out the pages, so he has to copy it word for word onto a notebook and then do the homework in the notebook, which is all fine and dandy, except for the simple fact that I have to stand over and make sure it gets done because he will get distracted by everything. Well, the problem is he's reading off the phone and writing it down, and I'm trying to read it off the phone going.
Speaker: Yep. It's spelled okay. So, so I'm sitting there like right down lost and he's like, okay. He's, he's like, got his belt. I'm like, I don't fucking know. You got a phone right there in front of you. Yeah. Well, hello, pretty girl. And I'm not surprised you're on the phone with your, with your girlfriend. She just popped into the chatters boxes. She's like, I can't come in. I'm on the phone. Yeah.
Speaker: which is a nightly thing. I mean, I try to call our night, you know, because as we've stated in the past, you know, she lives in Tennessee. I live up here. So for us to go to bed together, we FaceTime each other while there's been several, several times lately.
Speaker: in the last few months where I tried to call her and it just rings and then I'm like, all right. And I'm laying there. I'm about half asleep and my phone goes off and I answer it. She's the coolest of the food. I was like, you know what time it is woman. Exactly. Right. Well, it's, it's, uh, you, you guys are, I have to say you guys are the king and queen of fucking long distance relationships.
Speaker: We we've kind of nailed the whole relationship thing in general, like it's crazy how many people because, you know, obviously we met on TikTok. That's how we met. Right. And how many people, you know, considering how much you actually shit on TikTok. Every time I'm on TikTok, you're like, you're on fucking TikTok again. I'm like, dude, you met your future wife on TikTok. Well, no, I shit on you because you're
Speaker: No, you should have ticked on yourself. Well, I should have ticked on itself because it's...
Speaker: because I go on there and I say. You should be so grateful for fucking TikTok. You should bow down to those motherfuckers like they own you. Fuck that. Fuck that. I can go on TikTok and I'd be like, listen here, you sons of biscuits, you motherfudging French toast, whatever. And then they're like, banned. And I'm like, wait a minute. There's a 12 -year -old that's got no clothes on smoking crack right now dancing. And that's OK. But I'm banned. Because I have an opinion.
Speaker: Nicki Minaj got banned from Twitter. Okay. Well, she got banned from Twitter because she asked a question about COVID in the vaccines. She went against the narrative. She went against the narrative and she got banned and I was like, damn.
Speaker: Nobody's safe. That's what I get pissed off at TikTok about, because every time I go live, man, if I look to this, look at my ceiling, they're banning my shit. Why did you look in the floor, you racist? Yeah, they're like, oh, illegal activity and regulated goods, banned. That's dumb. I didn't do anything wrong. They're like, oh, wait, we'll give you your life back. And then I look at the floor, and they're like, sexual conduct and pornography, banned. Yeah, I think it all comes down to, I think it all comes down to
Speaker: people reporting it and when you actually report a video it doesn't it's not like a blank place where you can write what's going on you have all these choices to choose from you just click on what you want to find the first one that one sure you know
Speaker: Well, it's like one of those things is like if you guys would take if to talk would take 30 fucking seconds and they got more money out at this point hire somebody Well, they actually have okay. They have more uploads per day in hours wise Like there's a there's a thing is like the thing on Google is like if you X amount of hours of video gets uploaded to YouTube per day and it was like this huge fucking number It's like four hundred thousand hours or something per day
Speaker: and TikTok beat them out, like 437 ,000 hours of video. And I was like, holy shit. It was like some insane number. And it's like, you totally understand why they can't regulate it like they should, where they don't walk in 30 seconds, because they got 435 ,000 hours that just got uploaded today.
Speaker: And tomorrow they got another 435 ,000. I don't think 435 is the actual number, but I saw that today and I was like, holy shit, that's crazy. That's a lot of fucking content.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know, Jeff, did you get in the mouse on our ass? Well, welcome back. I'm glad that, I'm glad that, you know, we've made, we've made it into your viewing peripherals. Schedules. Yeah. She's on, she's currently on hold. She's on hold until Crystal calls her back. Who said anything about hating on your and Crystal's basic relationship or bass or bass, something, whatever. Who are you going to fight?
Speaker: Why do you come in here with all this hate? Just instantly. You just come in with all hate. Jeff, looks like you got punched in the mouth. Now you want to fight somebody? Yeah. I always look like this. So. He always looks like. He always looks like you want to punch in the mouth, apparently. He always looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every motherfucking branch on the way down. And then the fucker fell on me. Apparently, apparently, Summer's going to fight me.
Speaker: Nice. Actually, that shit didn't work well. Yeah. Jesus Christ, these kids. Knowing now what I knew, what I didn't know when we started, knowing my wife was getting ready to go out, I should have set up upstairs on the contest. Well, you know, when we're gone, that's difficult. What's difficult?
Speaker: when we go on break just rush up there and set everything up you'll have a couple minutes and yeah and if i come back from breaking you're not there wouldn't be the first time you've just seriously for no fucking reason disappear yeah facebook's really delayed you know facebook has a delay oh yeah it's it's like a full minute and youtube is the same
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm not keeping up because I don't know what's going on. But um, but yeah, like I said, that's uh, that's uh, Jesus Christ. You said I don't give a fuck. Oh my God. I'm definitely moving upstairs during the break. Get the fuck off. We're, we're, we're in Jeff's zoo right now. But yeah, that's the only reason, that's the only reason I shit on TikTok all the time. It's just because I'm dumb.
Speaker: That's typical as well. What's typical as well? Let's pause and listen to Jeff's kids. Yeah, no shit. She's a bitch because my mother uses a fucking toy. My son's trying to get her to go away. And it's like, why are you talking to me about it? There's like 15 other fucking people out here. Why do I gotta be bothered? It's because I'm dead. Oh, she's already, she's already off to pound town with one. Nice. She just left. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the problem. It's like, of course, right after my wife leaves, that's when the problems start. You know, well, I literally just punch your daughter. I was looking at something I could throw at her. Lately, when you and I go live, my kids will stand on the other side of my camera and stare. I'm like, what are you looking at?
Speaker: Because your picture is literally the size of my thumbnail. So it's not like they can see you. They're literally looking at me through the phone instead of actually looking at me. And I'm like, oh, wait. And I was telling them, I said, look, it's hugely distracting. And they're like, yeah, but.
Speaker: all your viewers should stare at you. I said, I don't see them. They're not, they're not, they're not conversation between me and Chris. I don't see everybody watching. They're not staring at me. They're not standing in the room watching us. Yeah. And I said, look, you guys can't do that because it's seriously creepy.
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and put this out there. Yeah. Summer's been talking a lot about having a side piece and a sugar daddy. And if she ever comes up missing, just know that I have every fucking thing to do with it.
Speaker: No questions asked. Just direct the cops right to you. Just send them right to the house and I'll be like, yeah, and I'm going to pull up all the comments, all the texts, everything.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a justified killing, we get it. I'm going to be in court for 30 seconds, the judges are gonna be like, justified, let the man go. Yep, get back to your podcast, little boy. I won't even tell you where she's at if you want me to. The cops are gonna be like, no body, no case. Exactly.
Speaker: Oh, that's that reminds me. She's she's like, I'm gonna go last night. She's like, I'm gonna go on sugar babies .com and get me a sugar daddy. And I'm like, all right, we'll just mail my ring back. Well, one of my wife's friends who's married actually is on that website. And she she goes on dates with these guys. And these guys like, Oh, I'm gonna fire this this this she's gonna sleep with me. She literally will take all this stuff and then ghost the motherfucker.
Speaker: This poor bastard's so hello this gas it will be my ring If you get a side piece of the sugar daddy No, what you do is you take advantage make sure that you get your stuff, too Like look don't sleep with the guy just go out with him and send no laptops and Chris all new equipment You know make car payments for us
Speaker: Take advantage. Mine. Mine. She's all mine. I don't share. My wife said to me, she's like, you know what? I can do that too. I said, you know what? You'll be single, so you'll be able to do it. She's like, I don't share my toys. Not that you're my toy, but you're mine. Yeah. I don't share. You know what? I'll have to go on every date, every meetup. I'll be in personal security and I'll just lean in and whisper to the dirty old man.
Speaker: You like having your fingers and hands? Keep them to yourself. Like you ever had a finger in your butthole? You ever had a thumb in? Just randomly, you're standing there in the background, just all like, you ever had a finger in your butthole?
Speaker: Let me ask you a question. Can you squeeze like a pig? We'll start sucking my dick. Wow, big man. You gave me $300. What do you think she's doing right now? Yeah. What do you think she's doing right now, Jeff? That's what Summer said. No, her friend just picked her up.
Speaker: No, I know. She messaged me the other day. She's like, just so you know, if you ever tell me no for sex, I'm getting a side piece. And I'm like, if I tell you no for sex, there's a gun in the footlock or you can take me out. Yeah. I was like, I was like, is this your way of telling me that you already have a side piece? You know, like I got one lined up or.
Speaker: somebody on deck? What the fuck? Only threesome is going to be happening is with another girl. There is not going to be another Shalalie in the room. I'll tell you that right now. Where was I talking about that? I was talking about that with somebody and my wife is nearby and I was like, what's going on? I am not someone that's going to play the Eiffel Tower games. That's not going to happen.
Speaker: Yeah. No Eiffel Tower, no spit roast. There is no devil's three -way in this house. Well, the spit roast, the Eiffel Tower and the spit roast are basically the same thing, except for during the spit roast, the two guys high five.
Speaker: That's the eye. Well, they're totally they're way with another dude. I'm not touching or even looking at the dude. I was just saying, you know, you, you do know what an Eiffel tower is, right? Yeah. And you know what a spit roast is, right? Yeah. They're two totally different things. Well, either way, you're going to make eye contact. Yeah. That's not going to happen.
Speaker: You probably, you would probably tell the guy, Hey, before we just started traveling in and whispering is your contact with daddy. No, you're gonna be like, Oh yeah. She's good. Oh yeah. High five.
Speaker: Let's get a boss last. Let's suck our balls together. You want to play sword? I have these glow in the dark condoms. We can pretend like we're Jedi's in our lifesavers.
Speaker: Speaking of movies like this. You have a big lightsaber, sir. This is unfair. Yes. This is what happened. Whatever happened to equality. Damn it. I want a big lightsaber too. You can dodge mine. No, I'm good. Hyphen length is a choice. Yeah, exactly. It may not look like it. It may not look like it, but I promise you, this is 24 inches. That's right.
Speaker: Well, then we're in the same boat and there's no threesomes here. You know, I don't do girl on girl. You do girl on girl with your girlfriend. There you go. Man alive. Okay, now I'm here. Welcome to Haps, pretty girl. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, that's. Well, that's never gonna happen. I did want to discuss.
Speaker: Yeah. Good luck with that. It doesn't sound like it doesn't sound like, um, I have better odds of winning, winning the lottery currently. So some are staying with me with all this side piece and sugar daddy. And now she's going to be in a three way with two guys. Come on choices down. Yeah. It's like the old eight ball outlook does not look good for you. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: try again later. Yes, I am not one of the guys. I'm not doing there's no three ways happening with another dude. I won't even let another dude in the room. The only three way there's me, you and your dildo. That's about it. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's about as far as I go.
Speaker: I mean, in this 2021, we can go get male and female sex dolls and we can have all the threesomes from foursomes we want.
Speaker: They have fully functioning. I mean the sex dolls now, they, they, they move. They have, they make noises. They, they, they're having a conversation afterwards. They'll cuddle. So you're a sex doll. I don't want to have a conversation with you and I don't want to cuddle with you. Have you heard there's, there's this guy and, and, and I think it's in Japan or something like that or this guy did.
Speaker: And then he's like, I have like 25 wives. And the person, the interviewer is like, really? He's like, do you want to meet him? And he opens up his apartment doors. It's like 25 different sex dolls. Personalities. And I'm like, no, they're all rubber. They're all plastic. You're a sex doll. I want to do what I need to do and throw you back in the closet where you lock the closet. So nobody knows you're there.
Speaker: but this guy was like, he had different outfits for him and everything. I'm like, dude. A lot of people, there's a lot of people that there are a lot of people that are in full blown relationships with their six dolls. And there's a lady that wanted to marry the Empire State Building.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, there was a lady that did marry a Ferris wheel or something like that. Yeah. Someone said, I never let her have any fun. You let me have a threesome with you and another girl. And then we'll, then we can talk about the threesome with me, you and another guy. How's that sound? Yeah, exactly. And the other guy must be Ryan Reynolds. Yes. Then I go to stare at it. Ryan Reynolds is my girl. I'm joking about this.
Speaker: And the girl must be Holly Berry. I gave Ryan Reynolds a thumb and he liked it. You want to talk about nobody's penis can go in you except mine. Once again, I don't share.
Speaker: We're gonna have a threesome as I walk through my bedroom door where my array of weapons are Which one do we use tonight? Walk out with a baseball bat go full -on vegan from the walking
Speaker: like this is Lucille this is the only threesome we have this is the only other lady allowed in the bedroom and she doesn't like other men just so you know she's a full -on lesbian yes
Speaker: No, that's yeah, I could like a banner happen in pops. I mean, yes, Cliff, Cliff is a very cute man, but I but he is not into women. So again, that brings up a whole another issue where
Speaker: I'm out. You and Cliff enjoy your Rob Combs and your wine.
Speaker: What you need to do is you get your wife a gay friend that likes to watch musicals and all that shit that you don't want to do, and be like, oh, you want to go see a musical? Take a... Am I the gay friend? Because I like musicals. I think you are. I like musicals, dude. I'm sure I'm going to take heat for this. Well, I'm sorry. Drink tequila. I'm sure I take heat for this, but I've watched every episode of Glee.
Speaker: Who's, oh, I love that show. Who's wife had a gay friend? I think she was talking about you, that your wife has a gay friend. Oh, she's got a couple of them. Gay, and air quotes, and she's currently with him. His name's Juan. Oh, not Papi, I'm Juan. Come on, girl, let's go. It's pound town. He's not looking.
Speaker: no yeah his wife had a gay friend my wife had a gay friend yes she did yeah i was gonna say uh let's not play this game i'm so confused she said his wife did have a gay friend that she is currently with no yeah exactly that's you that's you dude i'm so confused that's all because that's not me because there's a female that picked my wife up just now
Speaker: Yeah, but she's not with. Oh, yeah. Well, she had if you're saying like a quote unquote gay friend, she had a lot of friends. Exactly. One was killed in his fucking apartment. How much how much of a violation is that to to get beat down in your own apartment and pistol with your own gun? And you tried to pull on somebody. That is sad.
Speaker: That's a shitty day, man. This is not like you can, I'm going home or shit. I am home. I woke up feeling good this morning. And then a giant angry white man showed up at my door, punched me in the face. I tried to pull my gun, honey. And then he drank my beer. I did too. I got in his fridge and got a beer while I proceeded to yell at him.
Speaker: He's like hey, that's my beard like yeah, well, it's mine now motherfucker. This is one of the first thing that you took for me So i'm taking some for you Yes that she she did have a lot of gay quote unquote gay friends It is what it is everything happens for a reason and had she not been a dirty too big for nothing or
Speaker: I would have probably been a million times better had you said it, considering you say it either because, you know, you do social custody, but, uh, a little off subject. I do. I watched a movie that is an older movie, but they just put it on Netflix and I've never seen it.
Speaker: that I think you would enjoy for my movie The Week. Frequency. I watched Ghost Ship. You know what? Actually, it was... It was alright. It's a good movie. I enjoyed it. The twist at the end. I watched it 25 years ago when it came out.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I, oddly enough, I, I literally watched it. I was like, why does this look familiar? And then at the end I was like, holy shit, I've seen this movie until the end that I'd seen the movie already. But yeah, like I said, it was, it was all right. I liked it. It just wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't like the best, but it was still really cheap. Pops and Pops in the summer. So they both, they actually, they both said that's a good movie.
Speaker: It's, it's, it's, it's good. Where do a little. Nice. Sorry. Summer says she's debating going over to her girlfriend's house. Your wife's out with one. My fiance's out with her girlfriend. Sounds like wearing the same boat. But not in a good way. But I was completely in the opening scene of that movie.
Speaker: Holy fuck dude. The whole, the wire cutting everybody in half. Holy shit. That was awesome. My wife got home from work and I said, Oh, I got a movie. You gotta see. She's like, what? I gave you.
Speaker: And she says, put on the trailer. So I went to YouTube, put on the trailer and she's like, okay, tell me about it. And I was like, oh, the opening scene, everybody gets out and have, hold on. And I go on to YouTube and I find the opening scene. And then I was like, the ending, the ending, I don't want to give it anywhere, but the ending is a huge twist and blah, blah, blah. And she's like, show me the end. We basically just did like a review. And she's like, okay, now I don't need to see it. I was like, fuck.
Speaker: Son of a bitch. Uh, I don't care about the spider webs. I'll clear them out when you get up here. Only thing I'm worried about. You can go over to crystals and get them. Sasquatch leads taking care of sweet mother Mary of Jesus. Someone sent me a picture of her fucking hairy ass legs the other day. Not only are we going to call it, not only, not only, not only is her new nickname shitty britches.
Speaker: Which, by the way, I've been using every time I post something, I've hashtagged at shitty britches. Try to get it trending on TikTok. But what the hell's a unicorn? But she sent me a picture the other day and I was like,
Speaker: I thought it was a man's leg at first. I was like, yo, you gotta take care. You gotta take care of that before you come back here because I could. You're gonna wax every. Why are you not? Okay.
Speaker: Like I can, I can deal with, as we've said in the past, we don't have to dive into this discussion again. I can deal with, with, with, uh, you know, Harry Blush or some hair down there or a little bit or whatever, not there. I don't care about any of that. Yeah. I don't care about any of that. Sometimes I like a little, a little bush down there, but armpits and legs are absolutely game over.
Speaker: oh my god she says she's not gonna wax her unicorn tattoo so her unicorn has real hair
Speaker: That's awesome Summer I stand by you for that that's dope Quick question where where is the said unicorn?
Speaker: like on her ankle or something or or thigh or what it's just out of curiosity that's it's on her um it's like it's on her um i guess her shin like area okay that would be dope as fuck just a panty tail hanging off the horse she said it's on her shin
Speaker: Okay, yeah, that would be dope as shit. I would totally support you walking around with this big old ponytail hanging off. What you need to do is grow it long enough so they can throw in a little weave, so it's got a ponytail hanging off. And then you brush it at night. No, no. I'll save it. I'll save it.
Speaker: She said, thank you, Jeff, for finally agreeing with her. I'm sorry. I'm just saying the effect of that would just be dope as fuck. She said she's going to braid it every day. That way it has curls. Exactly. Exactly. You're owing to your passed out snoring and drooling during the day when you're up here. And I'll shave that motherfucker clean off. You got two years to grow that shit out. There you go. No, she doesn't. She's going to be up here in like two weeks.
Speaker: She's going to be up here for my birthday weekend. She's going to be up here. So I'll save it. So we should be snoring because she always I always give her one day where she's just lazy and I let her sleep and everything like that because she bust her ass at work and she works a lot. So yeah, I just lay I just lay here on the bed and watch TV and she passes out and snores and drools all over me. I'll say that fucking unicorn. I'll say that unicorn said.
Speaker: get my clippers out. Oh god. It called my clippers. My baby don't even call my clippers.
Speaker: She said, don't touch my unicorn and bust of the caps lock on me. You want to talk about something to put up on TikTok? Boom. My unicorn's got hair, too. That's a 3D tattoo if you've ever heard of one. I am totally encouraging this. And I can 100 % support you somewhere. Just to fuck with Chris.
Speaker: don't uh, don't, don't, don't listen to anything. Jeff says she will have a beautiful man. She wants to get some main and tail shampoo at Walmart. So it's nice and shiny and thick. She wants to know what color. Oh, and on that note, we were up against it. Sorry folks. We have to take a real quick break. We'll be back with Jeff's top five and what the fuck news.
Speaker: Yeah, he's whatever. Top five would be coolest tattoos. Number one, Submers Unicorn. It's Submers Unicorn. Boom. She did ask, what color should she do its hair? What you got to do is you go get three different types of dyes so that it's rainbow colored too.
Speaker: And then you go get another tattoo on the other shin of a mermaid and do the same fucking thing.
Speaker: Well, there you go. There you go, Summer. You've made it into Jeff's creepy voice world. I hope you feel good about yourself right now. That'll be awesome. At any moment, he's going to be like, yeah, tell me, Daddy, Summer. You're not as stinky anymore. And now you're Summer. I was going to say, and you named the horse, Daddy. Pink, purple, and blue. Finally, Summer's winning at life.
Speaker: Oh my god. I need new friends. Jeff, you're fired. So her life goal was to get me to agree with her. She has just succeeded. She's like, I'm going to leave now. I'm going to leave now. You going to go over to Crystal's? You're going to go hide. You're going to have to go hide.
Speaker: He's like, I'm going to go get some. I don't want you. I don't want you. She's like, I got to get, I got to get dye and main and tail and, uh, for her bands to break. Yeah. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly
Speaker: That's the one thing I've never agreed on. She's going to get mad at me. This is going to get bad at me when we're doing the deed. She tries to put her leg or her legs up on my shoulders and I just smack her leg down. Get it off.
Speaker: She reaches up, grabs his ponytail, sticks it up your nose. Smack her leg. Do you like that, daddy? Get him over here. You said the D word. I'm out. Deuces. Here. Throw her toy at her. Finish yourself off. Clean up. Clean up when you're done. I'm out. Don't move. I'll go get you a towel.
Speaker: Click yourself off when you're done. I'm gonna go play black ops. Holy shit, that's hilarious. Oh fuck. I fully support that. Of all the things you can support.
Speaker: I'm just saying, how do you feel about Joe Biden being in office and COVID? He completely objected. If it was done correctly, it would look cool as shit. I mean, okay, it would look cool, but no. Yeah, but not on my fiance.
Speaker: Just begin. I like to, I like to rub her legs and feel her legs and you know, like dolphin, dolphin, dolphin. What the fuck? It would be, it would be slightly disconcerting at first.
Speaker: But after I read my. Oh, my God. What is that? Harry? Oh, oh, that's kind of cool. I touched it. I touched it. I touched it. Like one of those things where they touch a cockroach or something. Oh, my God. What was that? It's like, it's my dad, too. Oh, wait. It's Harry. Oh, man. Why is your tattoo Harry? Oh, my God. What is going on here?
Speaker: This is what you got to do. Go to Walmart or wherever and go get one of those clown legs. There's multiple colors. Clip off a couple of them and get some eyelash glue and glue it on there right before you show up to meet Chris. You know what? We're going to add this to the list of reasons why I show up in Cancun, Mexico, knock on your door, kick you in the dick and leave. Well, after I roll around the ground for three hours, we'll go get some tacos.
Speaker: Let's go get a fucking beer and some tacos. I'm going to show up, knock on your door, and you're going to open it. You're going to be like, hey, what's up, Chris? Hey, what's up, dude? Oh, you got tacos. Oh, my god. My balls. Oh. You're going to be like, oh, you got tacos. Wow. That's the sooth of pain there. Oh, well, fair enough. These tacos are delicious, but I've got to leave. I'll see you Wednesday night. My groin is bleeding.
Speaker: I'll see you Wednesday night, Jeff. You know, that's more. Sorry. Am I bothering you? That's hilarious.
Speaker: Oh my god. I've reached, I've reached the totally off subject. I've reached that stage with having kids where my daughters are stealing my clothes out of my closet every time they come over here. Nice. I, I, my, uh, brother -in -law, he, they came over for one day and one day they came over a week. The problem is the first three days, they didn't bring any fucking clothes.
Speaker: So why the hell do you come over? Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Where they live, they can't ride their bikes outside and play out in the street and goof off because it's, you know, it's not enclosed and their mother's paranoid. And a completely off subject. I just found out last night that a guy I know got killed by the cartel.
Speaker: Oh shit, in their neighborhood or? No, not in their neighborhood, but he and I, he was my neighbor is how I met him. Not neighbor here, but in one of the, all places, like three or four or five, almost six, seven years ago that my wife lived in our studio apartment that we had. He was our downstairs neighbor and he did something and got dealt with.
Speaker: So I don't think I could ever come down there. That's why I don't think I could ever come down there. That's why I don't think I could ever come down there, because I'd be like, Hartel's smart pill. I don't care. The reason is, it's not like they just came up and knifed him or something. They sprayed his house with bullets. Yeah, what I mean. And then didn't even hit him. Didn't hit him.
Speaker: Oh shit. Like he ducked under the bed, like smartest thing he ever did. And then they kidnapped him and then he showed up two days later in two different tracks tracks. Yeah. Okay. What do I do? Yeah. Um, no, that's like, that's the, um, okay. Well, it was one of those things that he actually worked for them and one of their,
Speaker: business schemes and he did something stupid like taking more cut than he was supposed to. Like skimming off the top. I was like, really? Have you not ever seen any movie ever? If I owed $100, I'm taking 99 just to be safe. I'm a little bit
Speaker: probably well, I won't say that I'm a little bit too I'm a little bit too hot headed and Well, I'm the same way which is why I don't work in those jobs because I'd be like I'd be finding out with shots running through my building Yeah, I'd say fuck around and find out in my the outside of my house would look like Vlad Dracula's castle I'd have heads staked out front. Just let it be known
Speaker: Let it be known. I ain't the one. But I found out, I found that out last night. I was like, holy shit, that's fucked up. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. But no, like, yeah, I just don't, because I just don't care. Like, it's, I don't care who you are or what, what you're a part of. That's the thing. I never have, you know. Right. You do your thing. I'm going to do my thing and we're all good.
Speaker: But as soon as your thing crosses into my thing, I'm not going to cross into your thing because, you know, that's, that's your, that's your agenda. That's your world. Right. Don't cross into my world. Right. Exactly. But, uh, yeah, where they, where they currently live, uh, is not the best neighborhood for them. So they spend a lot of time here, not to mention we have the pool. It's 10 ,000 degrees outside daily and we have the pool and, and they can basically do whatever the hell they want.
Speaker: The nice thing is I really don't have to do anything because I literally got up this morning They'd already cleaned the floor and mopped it the only thing they didn't do was the dishes Because I was like, I mean if you guys are gonna do something do something I hate to do For days I don't care
Speaker: So, so if he was wearing, if he was wearing near clothes, that was probably the first time he wasn't wearing skinny jeans. Did he, did he at least bring his a hundred gallon drum of cologne so he could make sure he got enough. I think he got the point.
Speaker: I think he got the point that he was wearing too much because he stopped wearing it all together. He secretly watches the podcast and he's heard us make fun of you. He learned English. He learned English. He learned English just to watch us, but he asked me. He's taking English classes, which is another reason why he's here, so he can cheat because it's online learning. And I'll be sitting there playing Call of Duty and he'll lean over and go, how do you say this in English? I'm like, oh, if you say this.
Speaker: And then it was like, teacher, I know the answer. And I'm like, ah, you fucking cheater. He's like, I already muted the call. If you want to learn English, listen to Nonsense called Nonsense. Words are hard. I think it all came down to the fact that, you know, besides me and you ripping on him about the clone, my wife, his mother were like, dude, you got to chill with the clone.
Speaker: Well, I've had the conversation. I had to, I had to have that conversation with my oldest daughters. Uh, you know, speaking of, I was saying, yeah. Um, you know, again, speaking of the whole clothes thing, every time they come over here now, they get in my closet and like, can we wear their shirt tonight?
Speaker: Whatever. Whatever. Or can we wear this shirt to school Mondays? You know what? Just make sure it comes back. That's a bad life shirt. No. Yeah. That's just fuck your feelings. No. He was, he was, I taught him a whole bunch of stuff this past week. Um, because, and, and, and I'm saying this in the most genuine way possible. I'm not shitting on anybody when I say this is his only male role model.
Speaker: besides me, which is a scary thought, is his stepdad. Yeah, I had to take away. But his stepdad literally is 75 years old. So it's like, you know, this guy drives a taxi and then comes home and sleeps. He doesn't do anything.
Speaker: They were over here for the independence day and he literally slept on my couch because we were upstairs. And I was like, Jesus Christ. So he did help me clean the backyard and I had a whole bunch of crap from building the kitchen out there and I went and bought a shovel because my old shovel, the handle broke. So I went and bought a shovel and we were shoveling rocks and stuff that were in the backyard that the dogs were digging and stuff.
Speaker: So I was refilling up the hole, and he asked me the weirdest question ever. He says, where did you learn how to use a shovel? And I was like, it's not like anybody taught me. It's just, you know, something you do, you know? But what was weird, I explained it to him. I said, look, for six months, I used to work for my uncle in the family business, my grandfather started, and I dug gas lines every day for six months.
Speaker: I can wheel a shovel like nobody's business. As I used to do, three foot by three foot, six foot deep hole, twice per day, and then a line connecting them is about eight inches across. I can dig a fucking hole, there's no big deal. And then I had him help me build the hall closet, and he was deathly afraid of the table saw, which I don't blame him because I built it myself.
Speaker: And he's like, no, it's scary. And I was like, what's scary about it? He's like, it's a saw blade. I'm like, yeah, it moves at 30 ,000 RPMs. Big deal. He's like, that's fast. I'm like, yeah. I said, but you respect it, it will respect you. So I showed him how to use the tables. I taught him how to use the drill. Uh, you know, he'd never used a drill before, which blew my mind. The kid's 17. I said, well, I mean, I had my own drill, but he is a city kid too.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, if you're not around that environment, you're not going to know. I mean, I know a lot of people who could barely use a hammer.
Speaker: Because that's not something they've ever been around. That's not something they've ever been around. That's not something they've ever been around. That's not something they've ever been around. That's not something they've ever been around. That's not something they've ever been around. That's not something they've ever been around.
Speaker: I said, you know, I showed him how to properly use it. I said, look, you're wasting three hours putting in this anchor because your hand is so far up on the hammer that, you know, move it down and showed him how to do it. And, you know, I showed him how to use the hammer drill to drill holes in the wall. He was all impressed with himself. There he is. And then
Speaker: He asked me, he said, can I borrow a pair of shorts? I was like, sure. I had a pair of like basketball shorts. But what I didn't realize when I handed him to him that there was a hole in the ass. So he bends down to pick something up and the hole got bigger. And he's like, he's like, I need another pair of shorts. I said, no, no, no, no, no. Go put your shorts on and get the sewing kit. He's like, I don't know how to sew. I said, well, you're going to learn something else today too.
Speaker: So I taught him how to sew up a hole and, you know, put on a button and all that stuff. And, you know, uh, yesterday, uh, yesterday night, he, he said to me, he says, you know what? I want to thank you. I said, for what? He says, you taught me something. I learned something. I was like, fuck, I feel, I go into bed and I told my wife, I said, your brother thanked me. She's like, for what? I said, for teaching him shit. He says, nobody's ever taught him how to use a hammer or drill and all that stuff.
Speaker: And she's like, how do you feel? I said, I feel like a fucking badass. I felt proud of myself. I was like, I've imparted knowledge. My work here is done. I put a I put a door underneath my stairs today.
Speaker: just because I've had the little, what I call the wall, a wall to hide all my tools so it doesn't look unsightly. And I finally put the hinges on. I bought the hinges like three weeks ago. I built the door six months ago. And I finally put the hinges on and I'm doing it. He's standing on the stairs watching me. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm watching. I want to learn more. And I was like, well, I'm doing the same thing we did on the closet. I don't need you here. This is going to take 10 minutes.
Speaker: I said unless you want to go away, bring out the table saw and start cutting the bottom off this fucking thing because it's too big. He's like, no, no, no. He's still afraid of the table saw, but whatever. I don't blame him for that because that table saw is literally a circuit saw bolted to a board. That table saw is scary. You brought it up four times and 12 OSHA people have died. Oh yeah. OSHA sucks.
Speaker: Oh, I told you about the lady and her daughter that got electrocuted over here by the beer store I go to. Yeah. Well, the Cancun city government decided they're going to fix the hole that was there because there's a drain there, and they had a cover on the drain that's like three -inch thick concrete, and all these big fucking trucks drive through, and of course, the concrete breaks.
Speaker: Uh, grew out there patching up the hole and filling it in. They're, they're putting in a new one. And my wife and I drove out last night to go to, to Hooters. And I said, that is the definition of government work. And she's like, what do you mean? I said, one guy's working and seven guys are standing around watching him. Yeah, exactly. She looked at him and she goes, you're right. There's seven guys watching. I said, then two of the guys have a fucking clipboard.
Speaker: Making sure he's doing it right. That's OSHA for you. That's what we call, yeah. That's what we call a state job. And none of those guys get paid 10 times what we do. It was fucking bizarre because I've never seen that in Mexico. And you know, normally when you see guys working, they're all busting ass.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. It was a mix of the electric company and the water company. And then on top of that, the news was out there covering it. I'm like, well, not because you want this, but because the lady and her kid died, I get that.
Speaker: Yeah. What made it funny was I was like, that's not something you want to put on the news. Seven guys standing around while one guy runs the stamper, you know, the stamper, the compacts, the compactor. He's really running a compactor. The news is filming and seven guys are standing around going, you got it, Bob. Just like Jesus. But then what made it funny was I, when they first got there,
Speaker: It was the day I came home on my shovel. And the one guy that, that, uh, I buy cigarettes from at the, at the beer store, he's like, what are you going to help? And I was like, no, I'm doing work in my own backyard. He's like, it looks like you're going to help them. I was like, no, fuck them. They don't pay me. Yeah. They don't pay me to do that type of bullshit.
Speaker: I'm not to mention, they're out there in a blacktop with the sun beating down at noon on a Thursday and I'm like, good God. The guy running the compactor was just sweating bullets.
Speaker: I felt bad for him. I would get my air conditioner, make him feel better. I feel horrible. Good thing I'm in this air conditioner where it's 62 degrees. But on that note, let's go real quick break. I gotta go fry some chicken. I don't know if you're going to relocate or not.
Speaker: I don't think I will. The kids are actually, it seems like it's calm down there a little bit at the zoo. The TV finally got turned off, so they're outside playing. There you go. Man, that was a big one. There's like four people in my pool. Damn. Let's go ahead and take a real quick break. Anybody who is watching or listening or if you're on the delay on YouTube or Facebook or whatever, we'll be right back.
Speaker: Got a little uh blacktop mojo one of Jeff's and uh pop's favorite videos just because uh my computer was giving me fits and I wasn't able to download new music tonight but uh we'll be right back guys hopefully we'll uh see you then yeah we'll find that mojo camera down for Jeffrey because I'm better looking than him
Speaker: my camera down in just a second. Here it comes. Oh, we've got to wait for it. It's got a long intro. There we go. All right. We're going to go. We'll be right back guys. Hopefully you'll join us.
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Speaker: Every time we play that song and he's in the gas station, you in the background fucking chuckle and kills me. But he pulls out that big old sickle and he's like, Matt, here you go. He's like, seriously? He says, this is like a pretzel. Geez, baby. I thought that was pretty good. I put them out yesterday. I put them out two days ago and they were pretty good.
Speaker: but uh welcome welcome back to the show guys this is nonsensical nonsense glick hanging out with jeff as always with uh blacktop mojo for the uh break music as always well those guys the music is fucking killer and they uh
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Speaker: Well, then speak for yourself. I try to respond. Actually, most of the stuff that I've seen on TikTok anyways, is mostly stuff that I just, I like your comment kind of thing.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, if there's a comment, I mean, if it's a if it's a response, if it's a comment that you can make a response to that, I generally try to respond to it. But I'm not going to respond to every. Yeah, I like what you like. I like this. Oh, OK. Yeah. OK. Yeah, I'm not going to. Browns, that's our bowl. What what the hell? What's up, Bill? Welcome back, brother. I thought I ran.
Speaker: We're going bear hunting tomorrow, brother. But yeah, enough of the shameless promotion. Actually, actually speaking of guests. Yeah.
Speaker: Bob said, yeah, I've been on your show. Your standards are low. Well, Pops, you weren't on the actual show. You were on the after. Well, no, he did show up because in the middle of podcast. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And he showed up. Joanne wanted me to show you guys my thing. And then she described it to everybody. Awkward. You're cougar hunting on Sundays. I'm going bear hunting tomorrow.
Speaker: We're playing the Browns are playing the Chicago Bears tomorrow. Nice. I was going to say this is going down to the. This is actually going to find a bear and fight it. It's finally happening. You know, on the other hand is going down to the VFW and Cougar.
Speaker: What are you doing, ladies? There's Theo. Theo, dolcen. Give me a pushlight. Chilled, not warm. Oh, shit. Yeah, you like my mullet? You can touch it. Go ahead. I grew up myself, ladies.
Speaker: My wife was watching for some reason she got on an 80s music kick. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Boosh Latte. My bad. I apologize for all the Boosh trickers. The Boosh Latte. I'm still chasing chubbies. My wife got into this 80s kick. Hey, Jesus Christ. Hey, you little sons of bitches, shut the fuck up. I didn't like hide and seek or some shit. Stop screaming. Fucking hell.
Speaker: So, she got on this 80s kick of watching these 80s music videos and we were watching it and I was like, wow, that dude's hair is seriously feathered. She's like, I bet you had a haircut like that. And I said, no, I've never had a feathered haircut. And then she put on Billy Ray Cyrus' icky brick heart and I said, I did have that haircut though.
Speaker: I had a rat tail when I was younger. You remember the rat tail? Oh, yes, I do remember the rat tail. I had a rat tail. I'm sure at one point in my life, I had a mullet. I'm actually thinking about doing a mullet now, but you bring it back. Well, it's already been brought back, but I also making socks. Am I making socks? What are you talking about? Who's the guy? Wait a minute.
Speaker: Who's the guy in the illegal village? Are you making socks? Yes. He has all the immigrants that didn't leave when our recent borders were opened up. They're making Nikes and socks and they're making Lewis Vinton bags.
Speaker: What up on screen or do I have to lower my camera? That's because I moved over the couch because I ran out of cigarettes. How the fuck do you run out of cigarettes? I literally went to the gas station today after I fucked with everybody that was working at the gas station. And I bought two packs of cigarettes and I haven't even opened any of them yet. Well, I literally thought I had to.
Speaker: can't your brother go buy you cigarettes? No, no, because he's a 17 be by cigarettes are like 12 down there. Yeah, well, no, the problem is if I sent him for cigarettes, his my mother in law would have a shit fit because it's outside the complex. And they're not allowed to leave the complex. So it's like a break. So
Speaker: I think I think actually actually I think you have to be 21 to buy cigarettes now. Is it really? Yeah, I think so. I think I could be wrong. I didn't hear something about that. I didn't hear something about that. That's like that's like a thing. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Jesus Christ, these kids. They're driving me nuts today.
Speaker: No Theo, we are sitting on the couch together and you are really high. Theo said, I don't know if it's because I'm really high right now, but it looks like you two are sitting on the couch together. Actually we're holding each other's ding -dongs. It's just holding my hand. Yeah, okay. But yeah, so it is 21 here in the States too. I thought they changed it, but 18 to go to war.
Speaker: Yeah, which makes total fucking sense. That's been an argument for a long time. He's a jerk. That's what he's doing. Jeff and I are practicing our skiing skills. A little to the right, Jeff. A little to the right.
Speaker: oh yeah don't move i'll go get you a towel clean yourself off you dirty whore
Speaker: No, like I said, um, if we do the after show today, I'm going to run to the store before we go. But, uh, ladies and gentlemen, this is, this is why we love our chatters box because they are, they are unpredictable, unhinged, much like we are. Yeah. It sucks. You can vote and die for this country, but you can't get a drink. I agree. Pop said, I mean, I get the whole concept of waiting.
Speaker: to like, if you switched it from 21 to 18, tomorrow, there will be 10 million drunk 18 year olds that night. Well, I mean, I'm not gonna say it to normalize.
Speaker: I'm not going to say that it was me, but I know a guy who had friends that were a little bit older than him that that would go to Canada and buy a beer and bring it back because it was 19.
Speaker: I also know a guy that his senior year of high school moved to almost an hour away from where he went to school because he would only live like five minutes from his older sister who was old enough to buy alcohol and buy him alcohol. I think that's why it took me so long to move out of my house.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Well, and I've always said that I will always have that rule. Well, yeah, you're also old as dirt pops deal called a sturdy sluts deal. There's room on this couch for you. If you'd like to join, I can use it. I don't have to sit on one to make it go that make it go numb and.
Speaker: We would leave with Theo in the middle. Just close your eyes. Pops drank when he was 18, but when Pops was 18, the legal age was 18. I drank when I was 18 too, but the difference was it was completely illegal.
Speaker: yeah I was gonna say I drank way before 18 but allegedly I drank yeah like the statute of limitations is gonna catch up to you we know that you were drinking an 18 well what the fuck you gonna do about it now
Speaker: You guys just showed up and you didn't bring beer? What the fuck? Get the fuck out of my house. Yeah, he'd do me a favor, go down to Speedway, and give me another 12 -pack. He still has a bitches. Yeah, he has a bitches. And they show up with that Boston accent. Actually, to be honest with you, I never bought alcohol for her. My pops just yelled at me. He's like, I know you were buying for my baby's sister. I was like, ah, no, actually, I never did buy her alcohol.
Speaker: I've never bought anybody alcohol that was underage. That's one underage person that I can honestly say I never bought alcohol for. Not to my knowledge. I might have been drunk and did it and I don't remember it, but I don't think I ever did. It's so bully. My first drink was 14. Theo got drunk as hell at 14 off of one drink. Yeah. It was a Zemalite.
Speaker: I remember. He said Mike dropped that too allegedly. I think the first beer I ever like bought, I bought Red Dog beer because the label cracked me up. The label is cracked me up.
Speaker: Cover the eyes of the dog and turn the bottle upside down. It looked like Batman eating catwoman Just to see that I'm telling you It's because the bottom lip of the dog's mouth and his teeth in the bottom lip There's no line separating the teeth from the mouth. So it looks like Batman's head Yeah, but um No
Speaker: I honestly don't remember how my first... I don't remember my first drink. I know I was drunk beer. I had a... I think at my graduation party, a buddy of mine showed up and he brought Jack Daniels.
Speaker: And my cousin, who was also at the same party, he graduated the year before me, got fucked up to the point where we're bringing him for bread to eat. I was actually just going to say that Pops, I remember when we was in high school, Eddie, you'd go to a party or if you were hanging out with your friends, man, everybody always had
Speaker: Mad dog 2020. Yeah. Yeah the red was it the red the purple and orange I think it was Yeah, you're You're influence farm boons farm strawberry farm. Holy shit Strawberry kiwi boons farm was fucking the shit dude. Mmm fucking wine cooler wine Coolers helped me get laid a lot in high school
Speaker: when I was younger, I didn't I never wanted to steal my old man's beer because when he drank beer, he drank the shittiest beer on the **** planet. Yeah. Old Milwaukee's beast. Oh, Jesus. Even though I know I got accused more than a few times for stealing his beer and it wasn't me. It was my uh my sister. I will just call it. I'll be nice and we'll say my sister. I got it. I was not going to talk about my graduation party because
Speaker: Maybe an uncle and maybe a sister were giving me beer. Or maybe an uncle and maybe a sister brought me beer. So I was an adult. I turned me again because they were shocked that I graduated. I showed up to my graduation party. I had a recliner in the field. I held my graduation party in a field because I knew everybody would show up with their cars and just
Speaker: park him in a circle, and I set up a bonfire, and I put out a recliner for myself. Well, as we've already discussed, my graduation party in the past, I was having vehicle problems. I was already pissed off. So I had started drinking before, and I showed up late. And I was already drinking before I got there. And then, you know, there may have been a couple of people who brought alcohol for me. I'm just feeling.
Speaker: There was a reason that I steered clear of certain people in my family at my graduation party when I showed up. Drunk, but not stupid. But let's go ahead and roll the top five if you want. We can go ahead and get into the seconds because I want to get to the top. The what the fuck news because you said he got a couple of Florida stories and I'm excited.
Speaker: The only pop said at my graduation party, the only Glick that did not get yelled at, which was surprisingly enough was my grandpa and every other Glick male that was there was in, I was in trouble before I ever showed up.
Speaker: Every other glick male that was there was in trouble. I was like, I, I had, I drank enough. I didn't give a fuck at that point. I'm like, ah, I pulled a Jeff and I was just like, yeah. Yeah. So are you going to do now?
Speaker: Yeah, I'm drunk, see? Look at here, it's another one. It's the fuzz, see? But let's do it. I don't even... Do I have an intro for your top 10? Yeah, I'll show you one. It's actually a top 9 today. Jesus Christ, man. Well, you'll know why when you hear what it's about.
Speaker: But I sent you that video, the top five video. Well, you said this top five or this top five, this top 10 wasn't gonna let me down. Well, I think you were gonna kick out of it. For the simple fact, it has to do with one of your favorite fucking things, the sports. Well, I'm gonna feel like I'm gonna be mad at you for doing the sports one. Well, I didn't. I do have to say, this is not my opinion. This is the top nine sports
Speaker: Well, you're not going to let me do the intro or anything? Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. I thought you were goofing off. I am goofing off. I'm actually looking for something. I need to add it to my favorites. Oh, OK. Ouch. So what is it? Go ahead and go ahead and go ahead and tell us what your top nine is. I put in Google. Why couldn't you make it a 10? Well, because there's only nine on the list. Oh, my God. Because the list is...
Speaker: This is why I divorced you. This is top sports based on watching, like as in X amount of people watch this one more than this one. And yeah, go ahead. So top, top nine, not five. In the order of in the most watched sports. Yes. Top nine. Yeah.
Speaker: i'm waiting for you to run the intro alright hold on a second i got something for you look at those numbers that's right look at those numbers
Speaker: Okay, so number nine of the most watched sports in the order of based on views. Number nine is boxing. Number eight is volleyball. I should have put professional, but whatever.
Speaker: Well, volleyball, volleyball, people are watching. Well, boxing has also gone downhill. Right. So, volleyball has sex appeal. Yes. So, that's probably why they're up there. Number seven, number seven kind of gave me a little bit of a shock. I was surprised it was so low. Number seven is football. Wow, American football? Yes, sir.
Speaker: Number six is hockey. What the hell do you mean? Hockey has blown up over the last few years. Number five is tennis.
Speaker: which I get I get no I get tennis because you got Wimbledon that probably has a lot to do with Venus and Serena Williams and back in the day Anna Kornakova and you know you you've got you've got characters with tennis with tennis much
Speaker: and there's a couple of male rates the greats like uh john macaro i mean you want to talk about a match to watch john macaro watching john macaro play was an experience because that dude was he didn't give a fuck if if somebody if one of the refs called it wrong he'd be in his face going you're a fucking idiot you know he was he was the john daley of uh he was he was considered the bad boy of tennis
Speaker: Yeah, much like John Daly in golf. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's dude. Speaking of golf, number four is golf. I find it hard to believe that that golf in tennis is higher than football because because football has become international, especially now. And I know you have no idea about this, but for the last several years,
Speaker: They do, they do games. They do one game a year in England and they're actually trying to get, um, they're trying to put a team, they're trying to put a team in England because it is, it is so popular and so successful. Well, believe it or not, three is soccer. Now you want to talk about international sport. This is a, this is a worldwide survey.
Speaker: It must be. It must be. Soccer is very popular. That's hugely popular. And then number two is baseball. Baseball's not popular anymore, though. Well, see, because I... This is from 1983? I don't know. But I put in top five sports and I got nothing that you and I were interested in. It was like soccer, cricket, because cricket is like
Speaker: the number three watched worldwide because this list is in the US this is top five top top nine sports in the US based on views of games there there is absolutely no way in hell that soccer
Speaker: golf and tennis beat out football and hockey in the United States. There's like a lot of doctor's offices and places like that that will literally put on golf in the background. Yeah. So and then number one is basketball. Which I get I get I don't I don't like that. I don't know who made us list up but
Speaker: Uh, having football so far down on said list is a little bit odd for me because if I'm going to watch the game, it would, I would be watching football. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker: I'm going to watch football or I'm going to watch because watching baseball just pours the shit out of me. I love baseball. Once again, if I'm playing, I'm in. I'm 100%. But if I'm watching, baseball's so slow. Jesus, it's slow. Yeah.
Speaker: I, this list is, uh, it doesn't have UFC on it either. As, as the Italians say in New York, this list is for Gazy. For Gazy, for Gazy. It's a wicked stupid list. It's a wicked crazy, wicked crazy list. With your favorite accent.
Speaker: But yeah, this is honestly probably my least favorite list because I'm not buying it.
Speaker: I yeah, like I said, I literally just I was going to say I was trying to come up with a list and I want to do sports. I want to do something sports related because 90 percent of the time when I do the list, you stare at the phone, you stare at your camera with your eyes glazing over. So I was like, I'm going to get to get a discussion out of this motherfucker one way or another. So I'm going to do sports now. I know sports. So I Google this. That's just that cannot be a list.
Speaker: as far as uh american if it was worldwide then yeah i you know the but like basketball being number one the original search was top five sports just that that's what i put in and it had cricket and soccer as like one and three yeah and so i i was like well i don't want to talk about cricket because i still don't understand the game so
Speaker: I put in top sports in the US and that's what came up. So it was like kind of weird. So I just kind of ran with it and I screenshotted it, wrote everything down so I could do it.
Speaker: Watching I have the YouTube And you just kind of stand up and walk off as I looked up I was like, whoa Sports in the US and top five sports in the USA is what I put in I
Speaker: Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to do some research. Uh, and I'm going to come back next, uh, well, not next week, Wednesday. And, uh, I'm going to clarify this because that just, that, that list, there's no way in the United States, especially since I already know that the NBA has taken a huge hit in the last couple of years. Well, you know, took a bit of a hit.
Speaker: last year too. Really didn't. No, they didn't. They went calling Kaepernick and all that shit. And all the woke shit they've been doing? No, they haven't. They have not taken a hit at all because all those assholes, they said, oh, I'm going to boycott NFL. They were the assholes that were the first motherfuckers watching. Yeah, to buy the tickets. They were the first ones in line to buy tickets. They were the first motherfuckers online buying jerseys. Nobody boycotted the NFL.
Speaker: You know, when, when everybody was saying, we're going to boycott the NFL, the NFL had actually increased revenue based off of ticket sales and, and merchandise purchases and this, that, and the other thing. So yeah, no, but, uh, I'm not saying it was, I mean, it was a cool list. I just don't agree with.
Speaker: not as an american -based it was worldwide I can agree with like said I'm I'm originally put I originally put in just top five sports but it was too vague because I don't know about you but I don't know shit about cricket nobody does exactly well as far as for as far as number three watched in the world yeah as far as
Speaker: American I like we would have put together a top five and this is just my opinion. No, it is. It's not based off of anything. But as far as American watch sports, I would probably say number five would be NASCAR or an HRA drag race. Yeah. That's another thing I had a problem. I wasn't on the list. Number four.
Speaker: would probably be UFC slash boxing followed by the NBA followed. Well, no, actually, you know what? No, I take it back. NASCAR might not make the list in the top five. It would probably be, it would probably be man.
Speaker: Because hockey and football right now would probably be your top two. Baseball being number three. Maybe number two. It would probably be a tie for five for NASCAR slash boxing and UFC. And then four would be basketball. Boxing is one of those things. I think it's going the way of the dodo because of the UFC.
Speaker: Well, it's called the Way of the Dodo because of fucking Jake and Luke and Paul and a bunch of 60 year old boxers who think they can still box. Right. Nothing against Mike Tyson because I still, I would never get into a ring with Mike Tyson even if he was 100 years old. I'll tell you what, if somebody gave me enough money, I'll get in the ring with anybody. But before I get in the ring, I need three shots of Jack. Because after that, I won't feel fuck all.
Speaker: I'm just saying I'm just saying if If somebody's like look I'll give you a million dollars get in the ring with Tyson Give me three shots of Patron. I'm ready to go Mm -hmm. I'm not gonna win
Speaker: Look at pops over here. What do you do? Doing research for the he just sent a top ten. Oh, and I didn't even think about that. Fucking wrestling. WWE wrestling. So, pops just sent me. Not the **** on wrestling. But it's not. It's sports entertainment. But it is more entertainment than it is sport. Wrestling has dubbed itself Sports Entertainment. Pops just sent me a list from Sporty Tail.
Speaker: uh it's the 10 most popular sports in america 2021 number 10 is wrestling which i didn't even think about but yeah it should totally be on the list because as not only american but worldwide wrestling is huge and it's sports entertainment and that's what they call it here yeah yeah lucha libre down there which is awesome because they're storytelling big time
Speaker: So, so number 10 is wrestling. Uh -huh. Number nine is motor sports. So they've lumped in the NASCAR drag racing, which makes sense because, because, uh, I know formula one viewing gets, makes NASCAR look like a go -kart track. Yeah. So number eight is boxing. Number seven is golf, which makes more sense. Tennis. Tennis is still up there.
Speaker: Yeah, which does make sense because I do know tennis is pretty damn popular in the States, but that's because Jesus, Wimbledon, all that shit, pop, pop, send it to you too. Number five is hockey. Number four is soccer. Again, I know soccer is hugely popular. Number three is baseball slash softball.
Speaker: Number two is basketball. And number one is the NFL, American football. Well, not NFL, but American football in general. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. It's an American football on the list that I saw too.
Speaker: Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe we're going to give the top 10 to Pops from here on out. Maybe we should. My mother -in -law is literally calling the kids and she's called like nine times and the kids are outside playing. And I know how this woman thinks. So she's getting more and more paranoid with every time nobody answers. So I had to jump up real quick and go, Hey, the fucking phone's ringing.
Speaker: Pops, you officially had your own segment on the show. We'll bring you in for your top 10 segment because Jeff has failed me. Just bring him in the camera for five minutes. Okay. Give us your top 10. Once again though, sports, not my forte.
Speaker: know, but I understand. I understand what you were doing tonight. I understand and I appreciate it. Pops gave the two thumbs up. Pops will come in for the top ten. There you go, Pops. Alright. Cool. Alright, Pops. You want to segment? Um yeah. No, I I I appreciate it. No, do you definitely I like what you did. You you thought you you wanted to bring a subject up to where you know you were going to get me rowed up and you're going to get me talking and and so I like that. I appreciate that. Pops
Speaker: Wednesday, top 10 bourbons Thursday or Saturday. Apparently we do a podcast on Thursday now, Saturday, top 10 whiskeys. The next Wednesday, top 10 beers. All right. He doesn't drink beer. He'd be like.
Speaker: Wednesday, top 10 gins. Saturday, top 10, top 10 things to mix with your bourbon. Next, next review, we're going to have drinking with pops. Drinking with pops where he goes over a list of alcohol. He wants to drink. He wants to drink or has pops bourbon review.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, yeah, like I said, I did being sports, not my forte. I wanted to bring something to bring a conversation because, uh, the, um, the list I did on Wednesday, I got fucking crickets except for you bitching about Rick and Morty. So I was like, I need to get him in the conversation. What can I do? And of course I think of you, I think of sports. So I was like, boom.
Speaker: top five stories and I knew I couldn't do my list because golf would probably not have been on the list. Although I do, I like to play golf. I don't watch it because once again, boring. Yeah. And, and I probably wouldn't have thrown WWF or wrestling in general on there because it wouldn't have popped in my head.
Speaker: but UFC would have popped up there for the simple fact that I know it's very, very, very, very, very popular. Yeah. Now UFC slash boxing, well, they group them together. Much like sounds good. Pop says sounds good to him. I mean, Jeff can have his movie review. Jeff and I can talk. We can talk. Yeah. I think that'd be pretty cool to have pops coming in. I will make you an intro pops.
Speaker: I will make you an intro. Top 10, top five. Yeah, it'll just be a bop. I'll tell you Pops, it's going to be alcohol related or music related.
Speaker: No, I think that'd be cool. Top 10 rock bands. Top 10 rock bands. Top 10 rock bands. Fuck the other eight. Number two, Nickelback. Number one, Blacktop Motor. Yeah, I think that's the idea. We bring pops in, do the top five because that way I can
Speaker: I don't have to fucking do that much research, I just watch movies, which is what I do anyways. It's not like he's doing anything anyways, lazy bastard. Just sold his house, hasn't been working for like less. Did they sell it already? Man, they had that motherfucker in their contract last weekend. And I think they got, and I think, and I honestly, I think that they, they got more than what they, uh, what they were expecting to get out of it.
Speaker: Nice. Yeah. Damn that was quick. Yeah, it's, it's under contract. I don't know if it's sold yet, but apparently next Sunday I'm going to go over it. It's an escrow, which means after a long time, they'll get paid.
Speaker: Yes, well, no, it's in contract. They haven't signed anything yet. Oh, okay. But all that means is next Sunday I have to go over there and move shit out of the basement. Yeah, I was gonna say. Which really fucks up my Sunday. Thank God I live in Mexico. I don't have to go up there and help move. Fucks up my Sunday because I watched the Browns on Sunday, man. I'm not doing anything Sunday, but I'm
Speaker: I'm not going to be able to make it. I'll be over Sunday after the Browns game, because Cleveland plays at one. I'm 100 % serious, Pops. If you wanted to, we can bring you on live with us. I think it would be really cool. Yeah. Pops holding his phone up.
Speaker: This is going to be pops showing up at my house. I'm here to talk to you. Dude, we're sitting remotely. Jesus. I don't know what that means. I brought you a six pack. I'll hear it. All right. We're OK with it.
Speaker: they they they put it they put it on oh Jesus Christ they put it on the market Saturday took an offer Sunday for $35 ,000 more than what they were asking. Nice. Which I knew was going to happen. I knew that this house was going to settle quick. I knew that we were going to get way more. Well, no, they weren't underselling it.
Speaker: No, it's not even that. It's just the location. It's where it's at. I knew they would get way more than they thought that we're going to get out of it. Just because of the location and where it's at. It's here in Newark, which Newark is a primary to be in for whatever reason. But also where it's located, it's right there by everything. Yeah. I didn't realize they were getting that much more. Location, location, location. And then, by the way, location.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that extra 35 grand pops that if you do, if they sign the contract and everything, I could use a laptop. Just saying. Since you want to mention the fact that I'm a bum ass, I could use them on a house of my own. I'm just saying. Christmas is coming up and I know Chris has got a birthday coming up, but I got a birthday coming up.
Speaker: Just putting that out there. They don't give a fuck about my birthday. The only reason they care about my birthday is because Summer will be up here. They're like, oh, wait, it's your birthday? I'm like, yeah, you made me, fucker. You made me. You were there. 1159. Oh, yeah, by the way, happy birthday. Really, motherfucker, all day?
Speaker: I kid, uh, it's funny. That's like, one of the things I miss most about my birthday because my birthday is in October and it's right in the middle of the football season was, um, every year on my birthday, my mom used to call me and if I answered the phone, she would hang up on me.
Speaker: and I went to hell so I just got to the point that I wouldn't answer my phone and she would leave me a voicemail and she'd sing happy birthday to me and then she'd spend a couple minutes she would play the Ohio State fight song or hang on Sloopy and then and then tell me how much Michigan sucks
Speaker: But it was always in a voicemail. It was like, if I would answer my phone, she would just fucking hang up on me. I'm like, really? That's hilarious. No, see, I have the same problem in reverse of like my birthday being in December. Fuck. It's like.
Speaker: my what really fucking pissed me off when i found this out when my um my brother got married my younger brother got married that year they got married on my birthday and that year everyone forgot my fucking birthday from my family because they were at the fucking wedding
Speaker: And I was like, that's a real kick in the dick, man. Cause I was literally, I literally the next day, my mom sent me messages. She's like, I totally forgot yesterday. It was your birthday. And I'm like, yeah, you think your brother got married yesterday. And I was like, well, thanks for fucking telling me. Well, that's, that's, uh, when my, uh, my ex mother and laws, uh, they got married. Uh,
Speaker: Like the day up or the day after my ex wife and I got married. So it was like, really? Yeah. Well, but my, my younger brother and I are estranged. Like I will not talk to him. And if I ever saw him again, I'd punch him in the face because he's a douchebag, but, and it's not his fault. It's his wife's, his wife hates me. The woman's never met me, but she hates me.
Speaker: My mom my mom Not that this one woman will ever hear it, but my I was talking to my mom about And my mom says well every family needs a cunt and she is the cunt of the family as well. There you go According to My mom she said well on and she says
Speaker: in my dad's side of the family, my mom is the cunt of the family. And I'm like, really? She's like, yeah, they didn't like me. I mean, they grew up to know me, but they didn't like me back in the day. And I was like, oh, well, there you go. And my favorite aunt on my mom's side was the cunt of the family. I agree with your dad's side because your mom doesn't like us anymore.
Speaker: I'm just kidding. I love your mom. But, but I found out that my family and I was like, why? Yeah, she doesn't listen to her. She said, she, she said the reason why she doesn't listen. And I found this funny is we, we crossed the line and I was like, really? What was the line? Because we've crossed a lot of lines. Which line did we cross?
Speaker: Believe in whatever line we cross we crossed it a long time ago. She says you guys are just too raunchy for me And I was like, well, yeah, and if you give us a line, it's a challenge Here's the line challenge accepted. I'm across it. What are you gonna do now? I'm a habitual line crosser well
Speaker: But I knew when we started the podcast, I knew that we were going to be raunchy and weird and fucked up because I know us and my mom says she was going to listen and I was like, really? You've met both of us, right? I know you've met Chris. I know you know me and you expect us to be clean in your ears, please. I was shocked that she listened as long as she did.
Speaker: But honestly, I was too. I can't believe that she was able to...
Speaker: I was surprised that she lasted as long as she did. I knew like I knew pops. I knew pops and and Joe would would as far as parents go. I like I knew they weren't going anywhere because as much as pops gives me shits about the shit about it and this and the other thing, you know, they want to support it and and they already know because we basically have the same
Speaker: You and I both have the exact same sick mind on most stuff. It's not that far of a stretch for me and Pops to have the same exact conversations. Nine times out of 10 when Pops and I get to drinking together, it's generally music related, but if we're live together or whatever and we're hanging out bullshitting, it can very easily
Speaker: go down the road of this dipshit podcast. Well, I think if my pops could figure out the technology, like this man literally first got his first Android like a year ago. And when he got on Facebook, I was shocked.
Speaker: because my dad hates tech. He's just, I don't need it. And my dad was on Facebook and I was like, how the fuck did you on Facebook? He goes, your brother said it up for me. Your older brother. I was like, oh, there you go. And he says, I don't know, I use it, but I'm on there. But I think he would listen if he could figure it out how to do it. But my dad is also not the person to sit around and watch us for two hours plus.
Speaker: Because he's like, fuck that. There's something on TV somewhere. Well, I mean, this is the hell. But like, because my dad is a real movie TV kind of guy, he doesn't watch. He doesn't want anything online. I don't think he knows how to use YouTube.
Speaker: so like he's not that guy to watch us or or anybody for that matter and the only reason he would watch us is because he knows us you know like I know there's two idiots you know as he's talking to himself or something but it's like
Speaker: I also know that my dad wouldn't know how to promote us so and my sister she's same road as my my pop or my mom you know where she's she's like oh you guys are way too out there for us I think my nieces watch my nieces watch
Speaker: Yeah, they, my niece, Tiffany watches, my niece, Alana watches, my niece, Kayla watches, but I think they actually watch or listen to on Spotify. They're one of our listeners. If we're drinking, our conversation can go way off the deep end. Lord knows that's the truth. But I mean,
Speaker: that being said we can't we can't do you obviously don't have fired yeah exactly you don't got fired from your statement yeah that's fine that's one let's see if i can let's let's see if i can i don't even know i you know what we'll just skip the news tonight we're not gonna we're not gonna we're not gonna
Speaker: I know it's getting late. Uh, I want to do an after hours. I want to do an after show. I don't really care. I don't really care that it's getting late, but, um, the fact that, I mean, you know, we're just kind of rolling and this is what happens sometimes, but I promise you guys Wednesday, uh, actually in Wednesday, you know, Wednesday is not October.
Speaker: But I do got some stories for you guys. I got a couple of stories. It is spooky season, so I got a couple spooky stories for you. Ooh, that sounded more sexual than spooky. I was gonna say, speaking of October coming up and Halloween and all stuff, I told my wife I have the perfect
Speaker: of the
Speaker: I want to do couples costumes. I look at costumes now and I look at stuff that her and I could do together as a couples costume. I've also looked at family costumes a lot and sometimes she's like, and sometimes she's like, yeah, we should totally do that.
Speaker: Well, the one I want to do and she's already shot me down but I'm trying to talk her into it is I want to do, I want to get her dressed up like a pumpkin and then put orange on my face and wear a t -shirt that says Peter Peter. Ah, of course. Peter Peter, the pumpkin eater baby and the party has just begun.
Speaker: Yeah, I think I'm gonna steal that and bring that up to summer because I think she'd be a hundred percent down But I actually I've actually seen
Speaker: the the outfit or I've seen the the somebody else did it it's not mine unfortunately but I saw a meme the meme was uh the perfect costume doesn't exist and this guy he had a big old beard and his wife is dressed as a pumpkin he's got orange all in his beard
Speaker: At first I looked at and then you look down you see a shirt and says Peter Peter and I was like nice No, I think I think summer would be a hundred percent down with that I think that'd be really cool, but But yeah, my wife shot me down cuz my wife is not my wife doesn't dress up for Halloween but like last year the kids and I went as Zombies from the Walking Dead
Speaker: Well, I will say one year, one year we did. It wasn't for the walk. It did. We did from days gone.
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say one year, uh, Austin, when it was, uh, Michonne from the walking dead. Nice. And I went as, uh, one of the zombies that she had on her, her husband and her son or whatever. Yeah. I went as a zombie on the chain. And then, uh, a few years, a couple of years back, cash went as Batman. So I went as Superman.
Speaker: Um, but I did, I did, I was Superman slash Clark, Clark Kent, you know, where you got the button up shirt and you're like, yeah, I actually went as Clark Kent one year where I wore a dress shirt and a tie and then my Superman shirt underneath. And that just kept a little button. Yeah. Super easy.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. So, um, but I also, when my hair is grown out, I've got that, I have like just naturally without any work, I have like this one curl that hangs down, no matter what I do. And it's like that perfect Superman curl. So, um, but I did that, I did that one year, uh, with cash, but we've, we've, we've, the kids and I have talked about doing like,
Speaker: because it just never works out because uh Especially now they're getting a little bit older cash. I feel like cash and parker. I could But like Like this year it was the first year we did Halloween because they don't trigger it's not a huge thing down here but Since we're now on the complex
Speaker: And there's 63, 65 houses. We actually set up a, where the kids would just kind of bomb around in the complex. Cause there's a lot of kids in the complex. And so what was, what, what I found funny is they just kind of all went together. So once they're done with your house, you can actually go out and follow your kid around. And when you're coming up to your house, if you're coming up to your house, you run ahead of everybody, go open up your door. And it was a bit.
Speaker: I was like, just everybody stay at the door and just let the kids go randomly, but whatever. It was kind of thrown together. What's going on, Steph? Actually, one year, and Pops just brought it up. When Cash was just started, when Cash, I think he might have been two? Maybe three? Well, I think he was about maybe a year or two old. One year for Alan when he went as Chucky.
Speaker: I gotta find the picture and send it to you. He was the perfect fucking Chucky. Nice.
Speaker: Um, my, my ex, yeah. Are you Steph? Um, my ex, she had got air, uh, orange, uh, hairspray and, uh, sprayed his hair orange. Dude, dude, it was crazy. How cool you looked as Chucky and like everybody all night long, the striped shirt and the overalls too. Oh yeah. Yeah. He had everything. Nice. Um, uh,
Speaker: when everybody all night long wanted to take pictures of him and compliment it was so cool when he was a baby when he was a baby my uh excuse me my ex actually she uh she dressed him up like charlie brown and drew eyebrows on his face
Speaker: Well, we've done trick or treat here, but we go to the stupid rich neighborhoods. They usually have a trick or treat thing. These are multi -million dollar houses here in Cancun.
Speaker: They ask everybody, these places are multiple acres of million dollar houses. And the one year, I was like, look, if I'm gonna walk around with these kids all day, I'm gonna dress up. And I couldn't, it was like literally last minute. So I grabbed my wife's wedding dress and just wore it. And then of course the dress was of course too long for me. So I grabbed, she had a pair of boots that were heels.
Speaker: And so I put those on. So I had her boots on. You couldn't see the boots, whatever. But they were high -heeled boots. So I was tall enough to actually where I wasn't dragging the dress on and tripping all over it.
Speaker: But I had, we borrowed a wig from somebody and I literally at one point some guy, my wife caught some guy looking at my ass. And I turned around and he's like, God damn it. It was hilarious. And my wife was like, I saw you checking out his ass. And he's like, dude, you got childburn hips. And I was like, dude, stay the fuck away from me.
Speaker: I'm speaking to my ex, her aunt, one of my favorite people in the world.
Speaker: uh from that from from my in -laws um her aunt and uncle are two of my favorite people in the world i think she might be drinking tonight she's in here watching us on facebook and she was i i said hi to her when she came in she's like steph me question mark and i was like yeah yeah you yeah lol yeah me
Speaker: I do. Her aunt and uncle, Uncle Gary and staff are two of my favorite people on the planet. I absolutely love those two to death. And even now when, you know, because we were together for a long time, so it's still good to family functions and stuff like that. Right. And I know that's like my, that's like my, that's they're my safe place.
Speaker: Up our game so to speak for Halloween and different holidays and stuff like that now that we have the house
Speaker: And, and here in the complex. So like last year I built the, um, the Pac -Man that I put in my yard. And, uh, I did the, I did an among us body. And, but I think I'm going to do a couple of different things this year. I definitely going to have like where it looks like somebody's been closed in the hood of my car.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I figure if, uh, if I ever live in a neighborhood, if I, if, if, if Summer and I buy a house in the suburbs or something like that, I'm going to be that I'm going to be the house on the block that has like the haunted house set up where you see the backyard. So I told my wife, I said, I said, I want our house. I'm going to be the envy of everybody else's house when it comes to decorations. And she's like, what are you crazy? And I was like, no, I'm, I seriously want people to want people to go fuck. Why didn't I think of that?
Speaker: Like I'm literally looking at Christmas trees, like they do the Christmas tree lights. I'm looking at those online and see how much they cost.
Speaker: Yeah. Or, or how, how you want me to build it myself. Yeah, no, I want to, um, like I said, if we, if we ever end up, if we end up buying a house in the suburbs or something like that, or in the, in the development, I want to be the house on the block that sets up a big hallow, like haunted house where you got to come through the back gate, go through the backyard, come around through the garage and exit out of the garage. And once you make it through the haunted house, then you get your candy. And of course I'm going to have full size candy bars. I'm not going to.
Speaker: I'm not going to screw them. I want to have the good stuff. And then we'll put some adult beverages out for the parents who make it through the haunted house. Yeah, exactly. But I love Halloween. Halloween is my absolute favorite holiday. So I look forward to it every year. I look forward to setting up for Christmas. I literally want to buy a bunch of cotton and build my own snow. So it looks like my entire yard is snow covered.
Speaker: And, and, uh, I'm gonna buy Snow's crate. I'm like, yeah, you guys never seen Snow. But I definitely want to go full out, uh, with every decoration, but.
Speaker: You're not right. Steph said, Steph said, I went on every day once on a normal day to be able to hide a body in a car and give out real candy bars. I wish every day was Halloween. I know, right? She's not wrong. She's not wrong at all. Well, so she's basically saying she wants to live in the purge with candy. No.
Speaker: No, I just fried chicken. I got a fried chicken. No, she's just a great, I love Halloween. And then anybody who knows me knows how much I love Halloween. I, you know, it's one of my favorite holidays. I look forward to it every year. So, um, you know, if I can, if I can have Halloween all year round, if I can just leave my Christmas or my, my Halloween decorations up all year round, a hundred percent.
Speaker: can't really hide bodies in the car. It's kind of illegal. Allegedly. Oh, I think Michelle's making herself making, making herself known. I don't know. Kevin and Michelle look so much alike. It's crazy. There's Kevin. What's going on, bud? What are you doing? I'm good, man. What are you guys doing? You outside run around acting like a bunch of lunatics.
Speaker: That's what I'm gonna be for Halloween. Uh, one of the people. Oh, nice. Actually, we were having a conversation. Hey, we were having a conversation. He wants to be constant saying, I think what we might do is the many faces of Keanu Reeves. That could be John Wick.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh the matrix uh Keanu Reeves. I can be John Wick cuz I know I gotta suit upstairs somewhere. Uh and then do Constantine. It's your life.
Speaker: I can put it as Ted's. Point break. You should do point break, not John Wayne. There you go. I'll be, I'll be, I can do point break. I'll just, I got a surfboard around here somewhere. Are you saying Kevin should challenge me to a burping contest or Jeff should challenge me to a burping contest?
Speaker: Nobody challenges me to a burping contest. But he said he wanted to be Constantine. I was like, that's a good idea. We just do the many faces of John Wick. Because I was actually thinking of doing a, I was going to go as John Wick Lane. Yeah. I was going to do the many faces of, what's his name? Bruce Willis, many faces of Bruce Willis. That'd be cool.
Speaker: Because I've seen, I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Bad Neighbors, where they did the, what's his fucking name? De Niro Party, where everybody dressed up as different, De Niro. And the guy, the one guy who's played, he played the Meet the Fockers De Niro, who's hilarious. And Zach -
Speaker: Taxi driver Stuff said all of them all all of ins should challenge me to a burping contest Everything everything everything that you want to do or everything you say is movie -related No, but but I've never seen a key on a Reeves Tribute it for Halloween. I think it'd be awesome
Speaker: Not as a group, but anyway. Not as a group, but I think it'd be awesome. I do feel much better, actually. I still think you shouldn't engage. Yeah. I want to take his face off. Holy shit. You know that guy from... What's his fucking name? From Big Bang Theory? The one that played Howard?
Speaker: I never heard that guy do Nick Cage imitation. Holy shit, he's amazing. Like he was on like Conan or something and he was doing celebrity impressions. He does an amazing Nick Cage. Speaking of Nick Cage, did you ever watch that movie I told you to watch? Which one?
Speaker: that Willy's, the one where he was in like the Chuck and Cheese type movie. He doesn't talk that entire movie. The problem is you can spend six months watching just Nick Cage movies. Oh, yeah. And still not see them all. Because I don't think he's ever turned down a role. Well, he got in trouble. Oh, and Pop sent a picture.
Speaker: that was the year that Austin did or Cash did Chuck E. Cheese was the year that Buggy and Cash were vampires. Or Buggy and Austin not Buggy and Cash. I was gonna say. Nick Cage got in trouble for with with taxes or something like that so he was in debt and he needed to get out so he's like give me any roll I'll take it and they're like we'll give you 20 bucks to
Speaker: Stand in the background. This movie I think is on Netflix. It's literally under an hour long. Nick Cage does not say a single word in this movie. It's all his facial expressions and just him kicking ass. Okay, hold on one second. Let me bring up my Netflix so I can actually see it. See if it's on my Netflix or if I have to watch it.
Speaker: Steph said, uh, can't spell Keanu Reeves, but, uh, just dress in black and kick or shoot the shit out of stuff. And you've got him covered in multiple. Yeah. In multiple movies. Whoa. Pretty much because, because John Wick and Neo from matrix are basically the same character.
Speaker: and and and in point break, he was pretty similar to a Bill and Ted. Okay. What's up? What we've got? History's. Oh, no. It's like, what's the occasion we were talking about? I don't know. One night at Willy's or what the **** is that movie called? No, they only have Knowing and World Trade Center on Netflix here. Oh, no. It's on Hulu.
Speaker: only said there's a there's a documentary called the history of swear words he was actually pretty good willies willie willie's wonderland is the name willie's wonderland
Speaker: He has absolutely made a lot of, he really has made a lot of good movies. I'd be curious to like, check his IMDB page and see how many movies he's been in. About 573. What's it called, Willy's? Willy's Wonderland. Willy.
Speaker: It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the movie is so bad. It's actually pretty good. It's under an hour long. It's only like 53 minutes. There's a Willy's Wonderland kill count video. Oh yeah. Like I said, he doesn't talk in the whole movie. He just, it's just him movies on YouTube. Yeah. Wow. What are you into stuff?
Speaker: Steph said John Wick and Neo might be a porn. I still say that John Wick is actually a real thing. Yeah, we discussed that. The Keanu Reeves is probably really John. I'm telling you what, Nick, or not Nick. Steph, if you go online and you go to some porn sites and you put in John Wick, Neo porn,
Speaker: you might get that are there eyes open yeah they just opened today that's what the show me is a good eyes room they are adorable pups man fuck that shit don't need nine fucking dogs they're gonna be tacos hey this dog goes outside I'm gonna be pissed come get her I'm watching the trailer for that Willy's Wonderland
Speaker: I have not, Steph said, Steph said I have not done that, but now she's going on the porn sites and she's Googling John Wick Neoprene. There's a movie called, it's called 42, or Rule 42 or something. That movie is fucking hilarious, but the Rule 42 is literally,
Speaker: if they if you can think of it there's a porn been made of it oh yeah oh yeah you know just go to go to go to any porn site you know you and i have talked about it in the past we prefer xnxx and put in porn parodies and you'll get parodies of everything right allegedly uh i may not be a huge fan of the uh the the scooby parodies but
Speaker: It looks so bad, but it's like I gotta see his movie it is an hour and 28 minutes No Yeah, I'm looking at it right now because the full movie is on YouTube Willy's Wonderland No, there's three different versions Two of them in Spanish oddly enough
Speaker: and it's an hour and twenty minutes and fifty three seconds so it's a very short movie mmm... oh it did say an hour and a half okay I didn't think it was long it was a pretty short movie I mean but it's definitely worth the watch oh yeah it looks interesting
Speaker: It looks interesting. Someone must have went over to her girlfriend's house. I wonder if... Do you want to wrap up and we'll do an after show? Yeah, that's fine. I was actually looking to see if the pizza shop around the corner was still open because I was going to call up and have them bring me beer.
Speaker: Well, my kids are watching something on YouTube that is literally making me hungry. So yeah. So, but, uh, it will go and wrap up the show because the last several minutes have just been complete bullshit. I apologize to anybody who's listened or watched this stuff. We'll be back. I'm going to throw it back up on Facebook because we're not doing anything that we shouldn't be doing. So Facebook should be fine.
Speaker: If you want to bring me beer stuff, that'd be awesome. If you're still listening and you want to come to the house and I'll give you my card and you can go get me a beer.
Speaker: No, the kids are here, but they're asleep. I needed to drink tonight. Actually I today was one of those days. I'll tell you what today was one of those days for me too. I wish I would have bought beer because I fucking needed. Why do you have to watch foreign movie shit? I would like to start this stuff. You know, what would be fun? Stephanie, if I can get you to download Haps, I have got to get you to come on to the podcast with us.
Speaker: or one week and when the kids aren't here, if you want to come over to my little apartment, you think pops is, you think pops is fun to have on that stuff is fucking ridiculous. Nice. Well, we'll do it after boring ass wifers. So do it for me. I'll give you, if you guys come and get my card, I'll give you my card that I'm going to do it myself. I'm going to, I was going to say you do that during the,
Speaker: because stream is all foreign and shit movies. What are you watching? I don't know what the hell's going on in this stuff's world. There are like 900 streaming apps. If you need a streaming app, I'll give you my password and you can log into mine. That's not foreign. I have HBO, I got Netflix, I got Prime, I've got Hulu. Yeah, download the Haps app.
Speaker: break of the after show.
Speaker: But yeah, let's wrap up real quick so I can get to the store before they close. Or you can come over to the house. But we're going to go ahead and wrap this up. Appreciate you guys listening. Sorry, the last little bit of the show has been a complete shit show, but you know, it is what it is. We're going to come back. We're going to do the after show. We're going to be on Facebook. I wish I could find somebody to go get me beer because I really would hate to have to get off your house and go get your beard. It's across the street, you fucking lazy fuck. Yeah, but I've already drank a 12 pack.
Speaker: So stumble across the street. I don't want to walk that far. Just walk slowly. Take a cane with you so it looks like if you're stumbling, you'll be like, oh, he needs a cane, you poor guy. Oh, I'm not worried about New York PD hitting me with a public Intox. They'll be like, yeah, but Saturday night. Chris and Jeff are getting ready to do the after show, I'm assuming.
Speaker: they're gonna go by they're like hey how's it going chris i'm like hey guys can you give me a ride don't you live across the street yeah my parents my parents hate me so they yeah stephan said she wasn't 30 minutes she sent me 30 minutes away she'd bring me berry don't gary don't gary to drive you well the kids are here so we
Speaker: can't be too obnoxious but but um i can't believe my parents won't do it man it's not even that late but anyways we'll wrap up the show appreciate you guys listening if you're not already go ahead and check us out on social media at nonsensical nonsense on instagram facebook twitter tiktok twitch youtube and of course haps tv which is our home our home our home base
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Speaker: Hey, thanks for the save. I'm whispering in some layers. Come down there Joe Biden. Did you see him again? Yes. But yeah, guys, go give us a like and go give us a follow. Check out the podcast.
Speaker: and uh go uh go give us uh go give us a thumb in as Jeff say favorite go give him two thumb and uh he'll be a happy son bitch we'll be back uh if you guys want to come hang out with us a little bit more we're gonna do an after show apparently tonight um i gotta try to find somebody who will bring me beer so
Speaker: Uber. My parents hate me. Not my dad, but my stepmom. I'm calling you out again. Take the motherfucker beer already. Jesus. You don't even have to hang out. If you just come over and get my card, I'll give you my card. Take my card, buy me beer and get the fuck out.
Speaker: The kids are asleep anyways, so it's not like we can get rambunctious tonight, but we are out of here. Thank you guys for listening. Much love y 'all. We will see you Wednesday night. Go ahead and say it, Jeff. Say it. There it is. Think about it. I was like, what is he talking about? I know. I see the look on your face. I was like, where's that? He's just, he's throwing it up, but he's not saying it. We're out of here guys. Much love. Have a great weekend. We'll see you all Wednesday.
Speaker: Fuck. Fuck. Close. I can't figure out how to close this goddamn podcast out.
