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Speaker: Roses and chocolate. I got a big old ball sack and a cock for you. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. It's going to be a dumb slut. Jeff, you fucking dumpster for.
Speaker: Who's the good little dumbster? Your face is a dumpster fire. We should really be nice to Jeff. We should be nicer to our, to our little sweetheart, our little, our little Jeffrey sweetheart.
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Speaker: This froze already. The three seconds into the show and he freezes. Wow. You suck. I blame Jarvis. Don't speak yet. Don't tell me what to do. Just like you. Welcome to Clicking Friends podcast. I mean, the Click Project. I mean, what's the concept? What's the end of the show? Well, Jeremy, she project.
Speaker: I'm doing a podcast over here. Shut the **** up.
Speaker: I can't speak out my head. I don't know what to do with my hands. Now, welcome to dot Cisco nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you guys are having a good week. Happy hump day. Not only is it hump day, it's Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Double hump day.
Speaker: Double hump day. Happy Valentine's Day to all you lovers out there and husbands and wives and boyfriends and girlfriends. And don't worry. Some of you may realize that you're single and no one loves you on Valentine's Day. Well, guess what? No one's going to love you tomorrow either. So it's OK. Yeah. Thanks, Glick. Is your wife leaving? Yes. It's about time. Finally.
Speaker: She said, hey, hey, she finally decided to say, hey, I can't take it anymore. I'm out. She was cured of Stockholm syndrome. She got free of her chains and shackles. Yeah, and ran away. Got Jeff in the building, as always. Connor is, Connor is somewhere around here. He is, he is studying. He's, he's whatever. Connor finished my college.
Speaker: Connor with the heart ER at the end and not OR. And that other voice that you're hearing, it's Jarvis. He's here. You know, a little lost puppy dog. It was cold outside, so we let him come in. He was a little bit hungry. That old name. If you're cold, they're cold. Let him in.
Speaker: don't say that that nonsensical nonsense don't do charitable things. We're, we're, we're, we're giving back to the community. That's a, that's a tax discount. I'm just saying, you know, did you guys, I host this train wreck and you're probably going, God damn, look, you got like multiple personalities. What's going on? Because nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: man up Monday. That's what it's being called right now. Glitz House of Glitz House of Music. I don't know. Hell, I might even invade fucking Jeff's new show. Dimes and pennies make 11 cents and then I'll be hosting. Let's be honest. What do you think about it? It's the ADHD. It really is. It comes down to that and I think I honestly think you have less of a life than I do.
Speaker: Oh, I have no life outside of work. You're slowly becoming Tony P. No, I'm not. All the time. All the time. No, no, no, no. You're not live. You're the wrong one. No. You're not live. No, because I've only added a day.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. No, the shows are the days are still the same Monday, Wednesday, Saturday. It's just Monday is no longer a nonsensical nonsense show. It's a it's a men's mental health show. And then Wednesdays and Saturdays are nonsensical nonsense. And I only added Friday. And that's just because I've been wanting to do a music show for a long time. And a few people have been in my ear. They're like, click.
Speaker: You know, what are you doing? Why aren't you doing a music show? And I'm like, well, because I've already do a show three nights a week. And they're like, so what's one more? And I'm like, I guess you're right. You know, and everything like that. And usually she's not here on Friday nights. So I was going to say it in Nikki's eyes. She's like, well, at least he's not on top of me. I mean, go for it. Well, and of course all that changes may come next football season.
Speaker: because I'm going to show the amateurs how to do a real sports show, a real football talk show next season when the season starts. So I'll do that on Sunday morning, probably around like 10 or 11 o 'clock. Shut up.
Speaker: I'll call, I'll call it. Are you going to read from the internet and make it interesting? I'm going to call it, I'm going to call it, I'm going to call it Smelt Schmings, Spanishy Smootball. There you go. The sad thing is that probably he's going to do like better than half the other podcast, sports podcast out there. It's going to be like, is he retarded or is he just that fucking smart? That is a hell of a name. I have to say something boys. So you boys would be proud of me.
Speaker: I gotta say because Sunday I watched every second of the Super Bowl. I mean, and not only that I'm screaming at the TV like an asshole. Why are you screaming at the TV? You have no dog in the back. Bumbles and shit like that. It's not even. It's a fumble, Jeff. When they drop the ball. By the way, I'm mad. I'm mad at myself that I didn't get to watch the Nickelodeon version because apparently it was amazing.
Speaker: It was actually pretty cool. I mean, if, if, if cash would have been here, cause he watched the Superbowl at his mom's had cash been here, I probably would have slid it over to Nickelodeon and seen how he would have reacted to that. But it was, it was, it was a cool little, the funniest thing I've seen from the Nickelodeon thing today was it was a picture of Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker: And with Dora, the explorer on the bottom, and her thought bubble saying, does someone need a map to the end zone? I damn near lost it. I laughed so hard. You got a funny problem, Chris. But as I did say, I got to say, I went against the grain. You said bet on the 49ers. I did not. I bet on the teefs, and I won.
Speaker: You should take the over and under because I was right on that. Well, no, you said over. Yeah, I was right on the I was right on the over. Wasn't I didn't bet on the over under. I didn't bet. I don't think I bet on the winner. No, but the over under was 85. So technically you would have been wrong. No, it was 42. No, it was 85. No, it was 42. It was 85 and a half to be exact. Oh, my God. Here we go.
Speaker: Anyway, it was 85 and a half. And I was like, that seems a little bit high. And you're like, oh, Jeff, I'm happy that you watched the Super Bowl, buddy. I did. And did you enjoy it? Did you feel like a man afterwards? I did. I was. Yeah. Were you excited to see Tay Tay? I kind of was, actually. I actually, believe it or not, I was more excited to see her. You see who she was sitting beside? Yeah. Speaking of dirty whores. Who was it? Ask Tay. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, Blake Lively was sitting. Yeah. And then he was up there with her upside down cross and devil horns and stuff. I was like, but my favorite part of seeing Taylor was her doing beer shots. She was my favorite part was after the chiefs won the Superbowl and she finally got down on the field and her and Jason or Travis, they were making out and I was like, he's going to turn around. I would have.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Who the hell hired this son of a bitch on my show? What's going on, buddy? So, I thought she did an amazing job. I thought you didn't do. I was impressed. Post Malone did great.
Speaker: However, some of our friends who do not come up with these comments while we're talking about the Super Bowl, because I'm going to wear your ass out. I promise you, do not do a football show. Do not do a halftime football show. If you don't even know the goddamn score of the motherfuckers Super Bowl and come on live on the air and go, what was the score again? Like 10 nothing, 10 to three, seven to three. So I don't know. I'll have to go check the internet.
Speaker: And then you would have saw they got paid by Usher. This this three person group by how much they were sucking him off. Oh my God, I'm sorry. I like Usher. I don't mind Usher, but I could barely hear him. Whoever was in charge of his mic screwed the pooch hard because he was dancing.
Speaker: It was, it was all over. It was bouncing all over the place. Could they got him a bigger Mike? I'm seriously, I get it. It would have been better to strap Chris's Mike to his face because that Mike was just like, right. I will say this. I will say this. Stop sitting on Alicia keys because that first note she hit was a little off. I didn't even notice. I didn't even notice until people started breaking her balls before it. And I'm like,
Speaker: leave her the hell alone first and foremost. She's a fantastic singer. She's a beautiful **** voice on her. Super talented. You know, it was that very first. Yeah, that was the coolest piano I could ever want. That thing is however, some people were live during the halftime show.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I've seen it. And they had the audacity, the nerve, the audacity to say the best halftime, if not one of the best halftime shows ever. I'm like not even top 10. And then some other tech ask comments was like Beyonce had one of the top performers. I'm like, no, that was trash. Top down Kanye West.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I don't know. It's celebrating. Yeah. There was a shooting at the Chiefs parade today. No, I don't know. Like I just I just want that piano as a you know, because it looked cool. I thought her piano was really cool. I don't know what it was. I don't know what it was or anything. Well, it was it was it wasn't shaped like a normal piano. So it's like it was different. It was like it was 100 percent custom job. Yeah. You know, I like us. I love his music. I think he's too.
Speaker: He was just back in the day. It was a mediocre halftime show with a bunch of weird costume attire. Like he came out and wearing a goddamn look like he stole his mama's curtain off. I'm sorry. When he, when everybody came out in the, in the purple and black, did they not look like they were going to play dodgeball? I saw that. And I was like, you know what? Facts. I was like, for the first
Speaker: it was uh like I said it was all right nothing special nothing to write home around what's going on like you kind of like you Chris yeah like I said we were we were sitting in the house here debating we were like that was a crap show
Speaker: And and she said she said she said I thought Shakira and J. Lo's was better. I said, no, I'm sorry. The best ever halftime show was fucking Prince back in the day. Thank you. Thank you. Not a big fan of Prince, but yeah, it was it was a badass show. It's a badass show. But and then like literally halfway through the halftime show, we're like, fuck this. Let's watch Prince. So we watch the Prince on her phones now.
Speaker: But, yeah, it was, I don't know. Maybe I expected too much out of Usher. Maybe they were just doing too. I mean, I don't know. Oh my God. I still think the best singer to ever do like America the Beautiful was Whitney Houston at the Giants versus Buffalo Bills Super Bowl. Well, you know, opinions are like assholes.
Speaker: Exactly, James. I mean, I think it was one note. It was a beginning note. And outside of that, I thought she sounded great. Now, Post Malone. But she was also standing in the dark. Yeah. Post Malone's rendition of America's America the Beautiful, or whatever. I thought he killed it. Oh, but it was pre -recorded. It was pre -recorded. Yeah. However, it's still him staying in there. And regardless, he
Speaker: The guy doesn't get credit for his singing abilities. You know, he's known as a rapper, but he's done a bunch of country covers. He's been in. He's been in that grand old operation, a bunch of country artists. He's actually a pretty damn good range. It's got range. Don't give it to him. I don't appreciate you. Get home safely. Be careful. I am. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. I don't Valentine's Day. Do they celebrate Valentine's Day?
Speaker: Who's Beth? Happy boots. Tell me, I think it's a worldly thing. Yes. No. And I'm sorry. And I, I even mentioned it to Chris on Snapchat. Chris and I were talking to Snapchat and I was like, dude, the chief's coach, every time he's on screen, I was waiting for him to just look at the screen and go diabetes. Cause the dude looks just like Brimley.
Speaker: You know, next year, this dude's going to have diabetes commercial. You should see, you should see the state farm commercial with him, Patrick, my homes and Jake from state farm when they're sitting at the diner. And he's like, explain to me again how the bundling works. And Jake is like, well, just think if you got this burger and in your regravs, it starts eating.
Speaker: And he's like, and you bundle these French fries. He's like, ooh, French fries. And he thinks that he's like one more time and do it with the nuggies. And he reaches for the nuggets and takes one out before he takes the whole thing. Like, and you were just in the hospital, like last year, because you had a heart attack, bro. He's trying to be the new version of a Mike Ditka.
Speaker: Have you seen the memes of Kelsey and him? Kelsey running into it? And it's like, dude, if we don't win, he's gonna break up with me and write a song about it. Did you see the one I posted there? No, I did not.
Speaker: uh there's one that was like uh the coach is saying the same if if you have an annuity but you need cash now and Travis is in his face and Travis was in his face and he was like I like Taylor and she likes me back and she showed me her movies and I like them too I did see I did see the ring ceremony
Speaker: Uh, I saw a clip of it where, where, where they're all getting their rings. Oh, I told you that you were not watching the Superbowl anymore. You were, that was no, I saw that today. Springs when they went in the Superbowl, Jeff. No, I tried. No, the parody rings all came off. That normal click. And I'm like,
Speaker: I don't think you're watching the Super Bowl anymore, buddy. They literally get they got a red box and inside the box is a TV screen that show or or a one of those. It shows a clip of them in the game and then it shows the ring. I didn't get to see the picture of the rings yet.
Speaker: But I mean, well, yeah. Well, I actually watched a guy last night where he was talking to him. He makes rings for like World Series and shit like that. He says for the Super Bowl, it's even harder because some of these guys will have like size like 40, you know, like my waist on their finger, you know, and like on their finger.
Speaker: Yeah, let's be honest. My fingers will fit into that ring. But I didn't get, like I said, I didn't even see the rings, but I've seen a couple of rings. That's all I've been seeing on social media lately is rings for players. And apparently the rings come apart. So you can actually hang, you can hang the top of it from a charm.
Speaker: and then leave the rest of the ring at home. Speaking of championships, I had a little free time today. And you know, you know, we're doing the, uh, the celebrity death, death list and everything like that. That you had pre -made for me. You better knock it off. I'm putting like, I like this one. I like that. I like that. Uh, got this one.
Speaker: Well, I like that one better. I like that one better, but the problem is this one's kind of busy. The only problem that I have with this one is that the site looks more like a pickaxe. It does. True. Well, I was playing around with the seven dwarves. I was playing around with this, you know, obviously when we when we're close enough that we can determine who the winner is, we're going to order, you know, we're all going to pitch in and
Speaker: and get a belt and have it made and sent to the winner. So I was just like, this is nothing like this. So this is just me just playing around on the belt making website. But here's one of the belts that I designed today. I like that. I like that. Yeah, I like the blues. Fuck. It's just kind of playing around. So at the end of the year, I'm going to have another belt for Jarvis to be jealous of.
Speaker: You're not getting a belt. No, you're not. And Connie, I'm sorry. If you get a belt, I will personally fly it to you because you're walking out there that in order for you to actually get all 10, you're going to have to go on a murderings. First of all, first of all, bring you your belt. Oh, it's going to be on mine. None of you are making all 10.
Speaker: none. None of us are. I don't think any of us are going to have a second. A second concerning nobody's died. Nobody on our list out of 30 people. Secondly, my my list is not that bad aside from two picks. Watch your **** mouth. Choose your words from two picks, you dumb slut. You choose your words wisely, you dirty, filthy cunt. Angelina Jolie is definitely going to die. Alright.
Speaker: Bob Newhart. I thought she was already. I did say it. She is. She's just sittin' wax. Dick Van Dyke. Those are her surgeries now. They just intubate her and differ and not wax. We got a couple beers. There's the big cans are in the door and there's a six pack under there. I'll be right back. I want to switch to my phone, so I'll be right back. Okay, bye Felicia.
Speaker: When they said OJ Simpson had cancer, I was like, God, finally. I can't even remember. Jesus Christ. I can't even remember everybody that I put on my list. Well, when it came out that OJ had cancer, it's just like there was a meme on Twitter that I should have posted, but I didn't. It said, thank God, finally, the juice cannot run this.
Speaker: And she's like, damn. Jarvis, where are you from? Minnesota. OK. Minnesota. That checks out. That checks out. French -Canadian Mary. What was I doing? It was probably on the Facebook page, right? Who? What? The fucking deathlish. The death, death, death. No, it was not. I don't think I don't think Jeff posted it. He just said it. Why? What a fucking slut.
Speaker: Now we're now we're re -channeling fucking Charles Bronson for this shit It's yes, it's it's it's it's the celebrities that we wish died this year I don't wish anyone dies this year. No, no, no, no. No, you're kidding me Angelina Angelina Jolie is on my celebrity fuck list for life Bar set pretty low on that celebrity fuck list ain't it?
Speaker: Hey, hey, listen, listen. I mean, if you wanted and tell me that she is not one sexy lady. So, Connor, you have. David Attenborough. Yeah, which that'll be depressing, but I feel like that will genuinely happen. Is he already dead? No. I thought he was. No. Oh.
Speaker: David Attenborough is currently 97 years old. Damn, he was born in 1926. Holy shit. Yeah, you got David Attenborough, Bob Newhart, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolene. Jack Nick, all son. Nicholson. Yeah, he they've said he is not in good shape lately. If I get first, I mean, James Jones points of you at first, right?
Speaker: Michael J Fox, Morgan Freeman, and then we won't mention your last pick. Kevin or Jeff has Alan Alda, Yoko Ono, Joe Biden, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Connolly, Gene Hagwin, Maggie Smith, Willie Mays, Bob Euchre, and Mel Brooks. I've got Jimmy Carter, Ron, Jeremy, or as Jeff spelled it, Jeremy. Jeremy, Jeremy. Yeah, I just noticed that. I don't buy this guy 18 years ago. He's just a skin suit now.
Speaker: Smokey Robinson, Ozzy Osbourne, William Daniels, Shannon Doherty, Bruce Willis, and Bill Cott. So let me tell you guys something. I had a dream the other night about our celebrity death list. Last night, apparently, to which Nikki, I woke up to a Snapchat from Nikki. 5 a .m. ramblings from Chris at his sleep.
Speaker: He's not dead, you dumb slut.
Speaker: Yeah. But it was the same thing with Willie Mays. I thought he was already dead. Yeah, we thought he'd been dead for years. Goddamn it, Connor. Every time I get ready to do something, but one of you two fuckers, where did you go, Jeff? Oh, I had to go feed the dogs real quick. I thought I was going to be doing something else. He's got 30 goddamn other Mexicans living in that house, and he's the only one that can feed the dog.
Speaker: They knocked down the kids. Them kids. A little tough on them up. Well, it is Wednesday night. And it's a rarity that we have guests on the show. But, um, screw it. Especially on Wednesday night. Other than the fact that we're just going to beat on Jarvis and make fun of him the entire time he's here. There was actually a positive reason why I told Jarvis to come up here tonight. Sheesh. Jeeves. Sheesh.
Speaker: Oh, I can't get out of here. Monday was a big day for Jarvis. It was his birthday. He's he's fifteen. Happy 15th birthday. I was going to say, did you finally get each puberty? Yeah, my balls finally dropped. Yeah. But also, I believe you said that Monday as well, you passed your final and and and you're
Speaker: be graduating from the Minnesota school of broadcasting for the special needs. Uh, radio broadcasting, uh, with the major in sports, uh, broadcasting. Oh, that's pretty cool. Like a four week program, man.
Speaker: Dude, I wish it was only four weeks. That was like a six month program and it went by fast. Now just working on my finalizing my demo to send out to radio stations. And once I get a copy, I'm going to send it to not only you guys so you can listen to it. It sounds pretty good. The music alone on that fucking thing is amazing. Please send that to us. Oh, I'm going to. I'm going to.
Speaker: Oh, you know, we'll give you an honest critique. Of course, we'll buzz. I was going to say we're going to make fun of you the entire time, but I come on the show and Glitz like, good God, this fucking sucks. Get the fuck off my show. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to play for you what this asshole sent me.
Speaker: Let me give you a little piece of advice right off the rim. You don't spend it and their coaching staff and their quarterback and stuff like that. I'm going to need you to pull that back. You're at an 11. I'm going to need you to come back to like a four radio in Minnesota. I'm just saying, I wanted, I wanted to send him my blooper reel, but they said, no, that was too controversial.
Speaker: Yeah. Don't go, don't go in there motherfucking the Minnesota Vikings or the timber wolves or the coyotes or whatever, whatever other damn crazy teams you guys have there. Don't go in there motherfucking your teams. Don't we talk about how terrible Minnesota is? Aki, despite the fact that it's fucking Minnesota.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, hey, if they didn't lose the North Stars, they'd actually be doing something. But then we got the wild, which are wearing the North Stars colors. But, you know, they're having an identity crisis. I mean, the Blue Jackets never claimed to be good at hockey. So you can shit on us, but we don't really care. No. Last place. And we're proud of it. Feel like we're not forced to even NHL, though.
Speaker: Chicago is that that got that monitor, which is good because the Blackhawks are usually good. Yeah, they used to be a fucking phenomenal. They had they had the longest winning streak. Pittsburgh back in the day was like phenomenal. The penguins back when they had Lemieux and yeah. Motherfucker beat us twice in the goddamn. When you say motherfucker, it makes me want to blow my brains out. I'm sorry. OK.
Speaker: every time you say it, I look for a rope. It's like a little none of the ropes in my garage can hold my weight. Yes, so San Jose Sharks and the Chicago Blackhawks. Oh ma 'am, you think I want him here as much as you want him there.
Speaker: This is a little fucking no way. He's like herpes. Oh, shut the fuck up, Glick. I can literally show the clip of you on Monday telling me to come on this show. Fuck you. He wants you to come on your computer while you're watching the show from the sidelines. Exactly. Fucking context clues. Jesus. Read between the lines. Read the room, yes.
Speaker: I was just being nice, Dale. I'm not used to being nice. Why is Connor being nice? Connor is usually just like, why the fuck do we have this guy on the show? And honestly, Jarvis, how old are you? 31. I'm sorry. I thought you were still in the 20s. No, I was in 93.
Speaker: In all seriousness, man, happy birthday and congratulations on, you know, passing your final and getting done with college. I know that's been stressing you out, dude. I wanted to come on. I wanted to I wanted to be on last Saturday, but I was just like, dude, I got a cram for this final. And they're like, but it's open book. You'll be fine. I'm like, dude, I'm a fucking moron. OK. And like, yeah, once I got there, I was happy.
Speaker: Yeah, man, you're passing. That's all that matters. And I know early on when, you know, when you were first getting started and you were stressing out and you were questioning, cause we talked about it on the show, you were questioning if you even wanted to continue going or, you know, just say, fuck it because so much shit was going on, but I'm glad you stuck it out, man. I really am. I'm proud of you for sticking it out. And it's awesome that you passed and, you know, good luck in the future. You know, hopefully you, you know,
Speaker: And that's really, you know, where I'd like to be with it. When you start making real money. Oh, no, I've already like they want for my demo, I was like, well, can I send some like interviews I've done in? And one of them was I wanted to. That's because Jeff's wife beats him, OK? No, no.
Speaker: Get back in the fucking garage, Jeff. You get back in that fucking garage. We have a group chat that is sometimes just as bad, if not worse, as this show. And today, Connor and I were really going after each other, fuck with each other.
Speaker: fighting and whatnot, bickering back and forth. We were just fucking around. And, uh, one of the other guys, Mike, who used to be on the show, he's still in the group chat. He said, calm down. You're both pretty. Just stop fighting. You know, cause it's like when mom and dad fight, it's awkward. And the rest of the group chat doesn't know what to say or you know, they're like, oh, mom and dad are fighting again. Dad's going to hit mom. Uh, you know, so, so I said, you hear that?
Speaker: And Connor said, yeah, we are sexy ladies. So in the chat, he started calling me Christina and I was calling him Connie. And then instead of fighting with each other, we just started making fun of Jeff who wasn't even in the conversation. You know, you guys chat so much. You are worse than women because you guys chat all day long. I got shit to do. Excuse me for having friends.
Speaker: You act like you work so hard. I do. You know what I did? You sit on the toilet all day. I read emails. You know, it's not an easy job. A pyramid scheme is not that easy to set up, OK? Just ask Brian. Just ask Brian. That's what he's paying for talking shit, OK? Hey, you ride me out. It's OK. But no, the world's got to make money. So that is why we have ladies like shit. Yeah.
Speaker: I one of the great things to be back on the Super Bowl question thing, one of the greatest parts of the Super Bowl. Did you get to watch the trailer yet? No, I have not. The trailer is amazing. Did you see what Hugh Jackman put on Twitter? No, I did not. He put wolverine and dumbass for the title of the movie. Nice.
Speaker: The trailer, the sort of wall teaser was cute. The full trailer is amazing. I think it's going to be really good. It's going to be, it's going to be Marvel's saving grace. Let's be honest.
Speaker: I'm surprised. Yeah, because Marvel needs the saving grace. I think they're doing it all right. No, no, no. The reason why I say saving grace, the past couple movies, I think they're doing okay. Agreed. But let's be honest, a lot of movies have sucked. The past couple movies have been like, woof. I haven't seen them. I haven't seen
Speaker: I haven't seen Miss Marvel or the Marvels or whatever. Miss Marvel was the original. The original Captain Marvel. I should say the first one, not the original, but the first one was actually pretty good. I liked it. Right. But the the the Miss Marvel is actually about an Indian girl that. Oh, that's where I. Yeah, you know, I really it's really complex. You know, she's Indian. No, she's not, you fucking idiot. She goes to India.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure she's like Muslim or something. I. Who cares? You know, I'm sorry to get back. They're all the same to me. They all live in Nazar. Oh, yeah. Oh, like. Evidently, Christina thinks they all talk like fucking Apu. It was not terrible. Actually, not that far. Arabic accents and Indian accents. Pretty close. Yeah. Everyone is my friend. He's been there. He's been there. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, wasn't it wasn't terrible, but it's gone downhill since like The last thing Marvel did that was good was Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Yeah She is Indian Muslim she speaks Hindi and that's the same thing Muslim whatever
Speaker: because she spends like three episodes. She spends like three episodes in India. Not to mention that train sure looked Indian. They literally climb on one of those trains where like other news before we get canceled. Radio show we can't get people on the roof.
Speaker: Have you seen the trains in India? Everybody rides on the roof because the rest of the cars are full. So they literally hang off the sides and shit. And that's what they literally threw a hole in the train. That too. Her family is from India. I don't even know. I don't care. I thought it was a cute show. I like the show. Obviously, Loki was great. I like that. I love the Egyptian guy. Midnight Moonmass, Turbator, whatever it was. I didn't I didn't finish. I liked Moon Knight. I liked Moon Knight. I thought it was good.
Speaker: the market your ass in here you know what the fuck am I in the show and I don't even know what the fuck is going on I don't even know where the hell I don't
Speaker: This is our resident expert Indian. So I'm not going to argue with that. There you go, see? So technically, we're both right. You know, she is Muslim. She is Indian. It's you. We both. Wasn't terrible. Wasn't terrible. Wait. She's actually Asian. Connie, what are you doing? I am writing discussion posts for my.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: for not moving to foreign countries where pyramid schemes are legal. Oh, look at me. Mister, I'm trying to do better for myself. So, I'm going to start a business. What are you? I'm kind of like, come on, man. Oh, my god. It's it's
Speaker: Hey, what language is that?
Speaker: Arabic Ian that's gonna be my new I'm gonna put that my bio I speak Arabic Ian what's Arabic Ian I don't know I made it up combination of Indian thought he was cool he created a new language instead of it's gonna be another show Deborah Glick instead of putting the champ in yours you should say go fuck yourself Arabic Ian's
Speaker: That'll go over well. God damn it. Sometimes I say and do things just to make Legies head explode because I know she's so literal sometimes. Literally. Another show where we're going to sit on Deborah. She's going to get mad. We're going to get in trouble. Way to go.
Speaker: I was watching Anchorman on Paramount Plus and I love when she pays the teleprompter guy to have Ron say go fuck yourself San Diego.
Speaker: Oh, I got to find a new city and stop. You're looking down. What is this? Your first episode? We always do our whole lives. What? Where the fuck have I came on here? We've all started talking like we're fucking Italians. In what universe has any of us been considered smart? I mean, I literally went to a fucking six month program just to get a radio broadcasting job like.
Speaker: I was concerned for six and a half years and then I was considered really dark. There's no denying that the three of us and then Bart comes in or fucking whatever his goddamn name is down there in the bottom corner.
Speaker: Typically, on a normal night, the three of us share one brain cell. Then Stephen comes in and it's like, well, now we only get a career. He explains our jokes. It's like Tom might actually be helpful for Chris. It's like off a Tommy boy, where Tommy boy only uses one and a half percent of his brain.
Speaker: Yeah, but if we didn't then we'd be like, uh, some other influencers that we know Yeah, I was gonna say we could just read from the internet. We would we'd have to be like fucking talking shit, you know Hey, you watch your mouth. You watch your mouth about talking shit. Those are my friends. I like that. I knew them before you. When we, when we see each other, we just rest from the internet. Would we be? So does my wife. What's your point?
Speaker: I just read from the internet except for the fact I can't read. Where? So, hey, guys, is it weird that my wife during sex shouts out Glick's name at the end? Asking. Most women do that. I mean, once they've laid eyes on the champ, they can't help themselves.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Wow, you make me look like a goddamn genius. I am fucking Albert Einstein. That's a stretch. I mean, I mean, maybe a timer maybe, but Albert Einstein, are you fucking serious? I'll take it. I'll take it. I was greater than Einstein. Einstein. Are you mad because she's not screaming out your name? Oh, God. No, no. You're like you, Steven. I'm talking to Jim. Why would she scream my name?
Speaker: I was about to say, why would she scream Jeff's name? If she's going to scream out another man's name, it's going to be probably Connor. Feel that, Taylor. Connor with an ER, by the way. Yeah. Hard R. Hard R. Hard R. That's OK. Glick, Glock, Glitch. What was it? Was it Haps that they always called me Glitch on Haps because it would spellcheck it?
Speaker: Okay, serious question. Do Indians have smaller penises or larger penises than white? Oh my fucking god. I don't know. Everyone knows that Chinese people have this. We don't know. They're technically Asians. So, like, is it like all one community? Yeah, you know what? You know what? I see where you're going with that. I'm on to something. I see where you're going with that. And I've never watched. Go do the ring section. You can let me know.
Speaker: You're the porn guy. Glick Glock. Some people, Cheyenne and Dalton call me Glick Glick Boom. My wife calls me Glick Gluck. Some people call me Maurice.
Speaker: That was a nickname that Connor got from his come buddies in the army. That's right. Jeff's nickname was Loose Hole. You say maybe he had an iceberg. He also called him Chupacabra. He called Chupacabra in high school too.
Speaker: Like you saw the the one I was throwing down People call me space cowboy Your next one should be about Steve Miller see if that gets you kicked off twitch Hey you leave Stephen alone Why some people call they know hey, I'm curious. What are you gonna do if he doesn't?
Speaker: Tell Billy Joel that he got kicked off Twitch. What's Billy Joel gonna do? First and foremost, out of all the musicians of the world, I think I can take Billy Joel out. Billy Joel is still relevant and Billy Joel is still selling out crowds and has a residency in New York and everything like that. Who are we talking about?
Speaker: Oh, Steve Miller, man. Steve Miller. Oh, Steve Miller, man. If anyone plays their music right now, they'd probably be extremely grateful. So, I don't think I would get kicked off, you know? I mean, it is Twitch, though. I mean, you did get kicked off YouTube how many times for playing? Yeah, but YouTube, we're like that. Dude, not only did I get kicked off of YouTube that entire night, they took that full -ass stream down and sent me an email and said, look, this is your first strike. You've been a relatively good boy over the years.
Speaker: However, this is your first and last warning. You fuck up again. We're kicking in the balls and you're done on YouTube. Asshole. Get back in your cell. Which I replied, you know what you can do YouTube? You can suck my dick and eat my asshole. I do what I want because I'm the goddamn champ. And they said, you know what? You're right, sir. We're sorry.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: Yes, I did it. It's it's it looks like the the old record player's radio. Yeah. And as I was saying, they spanked my ass. So bank your ass. I like spanking asses. YouTube spanked my ass. But you know what? I said it at the beginning of the show when I did that show. I said I don't know what's going to happen. Probably go get our asses kicked 100 percent.
Speaker: on me totally worth it. And I didn't even, I didn't even try to dispute it or anything. I should cool in all honesty. I was like, yep, I know I fucked up. It's all good. But once again, but I still have the audio. So I can still post it. Yeah. Well, here's the thing though. That wasn't that episode wasn't necessarily about views. It was about showing the love that we all have for Toby Keith.
Speaker: Well, YouTube usually does ask if you want lube or not. YouTube is into some kinky shit. Yeah, they are. I'm just saying. I let him wear my belt and then everything was fine. Yeah, I gave him a defective belt. You guys can wear that one. They're like, oh, yeah, we get to be the champ. I'm like, oh, yeah, look how cute you are. I patted him on the head.
Speaker: As soon as he left there. Move along, move along now, YouTube. I know anyways. Yeah, I know. I mean, I knew what was going to happen. I wasn't too worried about it. I wasn't expecting too much. I have the audio this weekend. It'll be up on mixed cloud. It'll be up on other platforms as well. So that reminds me what I want.
Speaker: Um, that's the only real trouble I've ever gotten in on YouTube. I mean, they take a couple of songs down here and there, but that's the only, that's the only actual trouble we've, that I've gotten into so far. I mean, I know I shouldn't do the music show. I agree with you, like, uh, on YouTube, but yeah, I'm a rebel without a cause. Calm down. James Dunn.
Speaker: James Dunn, James Dean was the Rebel without a cross, but you're not cool enough to be James Dean. So James Dunn. I'm plenty cool enough to be James Dean. I don't know. If they made a biopic about James Dean. If they made another one. I'm sorry. In all seriousness, if they're going to make another biopic of James Dean, they got to get Ryan Goss on the play.
Speaker: I think you'd kill it. Speaking of things getting taken down, this Saturday, there is no show. Chris is going out of town and I'm actually going out of town as well. You're such a slut, Jeff. Chris and I are going to meet up for our yearly physical. Are you guys going to give each other prostate exams?
Speaker: So, what I'll do is I'll just run the Saturday night show and make sure we have at least two guests on here. So, in all honesty, Connor, if you wanted to or you could meet up with us and it could be a little. Saturday, my mother -in -law is taking one of my children. I plan on getting some pussy. So, one of your children, but you still have two more.
Speaker: I know, but those those two are easy to lock in their rooms for them and chain them to their cribs. Cool. Now, the baby's too small to get out of the crib on her own and the oldest. Well, if you put him in the in his bedroom with headphones and a video game, he'll be in there for two hours. Let's hope he's not throwing up. Yeah, no, yeah, I know. So the cats.
Speaker: So I understand that. And typically when so, so I'm smarter than Tony D. Let's be honest. Spoiler alert. I'm not smarter than a lot of people. Rumors. Rumor. I have found loopholes and side streets and stuff like that to get around the copyright strikes.
Speaker: but with an artist as big as Toby Keith and the fact that he had literally just died and I knew I was going to take a big hit. So like I said, I've been pretty fortunate, uh, so far with, you know, again, first strike, I knew I was going to get it. I knew that I knew the video was going to get taken down. Don't care, willing to take it. But, uh, you know, like I said, I've been able to kind of navigate my way around and get around with, with YouTube.
Speaker: It is what it is. Yeah, exactly. Man, when Neil Diamond dies, I can only imagine the copyright strikes then. Nobody's going to do a tribute for Neil Diamond.
Speaker: The letter scared once said, tell the Neil Southern man, don't need them around. Yeah. Well, I found out that Neil Young thing only like six months ago. So you don't have Alabama, baby. My bad. My bad. I make mistakes sometimes.
Speaker: But nonetheless, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, I don't care. I want to be doing a tribute show. Somebody else wants to more power to you. I won't. I'm not a fan of their music. Yeah. Why bring up Neil Diamond? I want to talk to a guy who does a fucking podcast about movies that are 90 years old.
Speaker: Ah, there you go. OK, you know what? Quick try to show my podcast, you fucker. I think he will be your biggest fan in all honesty. And think about this, Jeff. You know who would be his biggest fan with his old obscure -ass random shows that he does? Brad. True. But that's not who I was thinking of. Peace out. Any time down. Oh, 100%. 100%. He'd love it. Because you want to talk about some obscure references?
Speaker: zodiac is still my favorite one that's still my favorite episode yeah that was a good episode i want to do the one that they they literally made a zodiac movie back when the killings were still happening just to catch the zodiac killer and they literally
Speaker: Well, yeah, but no, there was a literal movie and they didn't give a shit how shitty it was or how loose it was with the story. They literally had people there that could tell his handwriting in case the Zodiac was actually there and someone had wrote, this is the Zodiac, I was here.
Speaker: And they're like, well, sudden when they went and did the interview on the local news, they're like, yeah, one of our cast members wrote it because we wanted publicity for the movie. When you like to know young lady, you know, and I, you know, and I just say this because you did such a great job with that Zodiac movie. The, what was that movie called? The town that fears dark or something like that dreaded sundown.
Speaker: Yeah. Great. The movie was great. The remake was great. And that's still an unsolved mystery. And to this day, nobody knows who did it. I think I did. I think I did. Well, the movie was the Zodiac movie that didn't have a percent here. What, Jeff? Didn't have Jake Gyllenhaal, the Zodiac movie, the new one. Yeah, it had him, Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey. Fucking excellent movie.
Speaker: Excellent movie. Yeah, like it was one of those things. It's like when you when you watch that movie with with Ruffalo and all them you'd like that's that's fucked up like it may if the movie the ending of it They imply that it's this one guy and yours like Well The real
Speaker: Oh, Robert Graysmith has always said that was Arthur Lee Allen, just because he was so close to so many of the victims. One, he literally walked into her cafe every day, sat in the same place and then ordered from the same waitress, which is one of the Zodiac's victims. And like people are like, well, that could just be a coincidence.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: that was working on the Zodiac case and said, Hey, why can't you just do that to the Zodiac killer? And they're like, and the police officer's like, Oh yeah, you know, there's no such thing as due process. You know, you can just go around and be like, Oh, he's the killer. Bam. You know, the whole, the whole, um, the, the. Pluniest would movie about the Zodiac was so not what was going on.
Speaker: You know, it had similarities, but only in the fact that he used horoscopes and stuff like that. That was about it. Yeah. I mean, the the actual killings and and that movie seriously far fetched. But the reason why they did it because it was big in the news. And when they did the movie, everybody was like, oh, well, fuck, this is going to be amazing. So I get it. Well, that and the Zodiac Killer had demanded that they made a Zodiac movie or else he was going to shoot kids coming off a school bus.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: They even found out it was there was no bomb. Into the West Coast. We'll have a few drinks. Have a couple of calls. What are we talking about? Does it sound like I'm ordering a fucking pizza? You know, that's going to be that's going to be the pick that hurts me if he. He is not looking good. I he's on my list. That's going to be the one that hurts. It's not bad. I do attribute to Bruce Willis.
Speaker: I mean, you just watch Die Hard. That's the most American thing you've ever said, Jeff. Die Hard is literally a perfect movie. I'll fight anybody that says it's different. When Bruce Willis dies, everyone should watch as tribute to Bruce Willis Die Hard. Well, they will because let's be honest. Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis has done how many fucking thousands of movies?
Speaker: But when you look at Bruce Willis, you go die hard. Well, the last Boy Scout was pretty good, too. I hope it's not die hard. The nurse right before he passes. Make sure he has a stiffy. I really do. I guess you could say the nurse goes yippee -ki -yay, motherfucker, dude. That's what I was going to say. We want to know how I'm going to hell, because if I was the nurse, I'd go. Ho, ho, ho. I have an erection.
Speaker: Now I don't go yet. Yeah, you're gonna die. Yeah, we're Yippee -ki -yay, Hans. Maybe hold on a second. Oh, God. I hope he has the right to. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: Not only did I get my points, but I get bonus points because he had a hard on Double score you just see fucking Glick over there double score The headlines he died hard
Speaker: I get bonus points, right? So like when Bruce Willis dies, if he has a hard on, I get like an extra 50 points, right? Are you saying if Dick Van Dyke dies while falling over a coffee table, do you get extra points too? Because as soon as I find out that Bruce Willis is on like
Speaker: I'm just saying. Bruce, I'm going to add around a blue. Take it. I'm I'm about four strokes in and all you hear is
Speaker: And then me and Jeff went in the room and started. Come back! Jeff's with the pet animals. That's not how you do mouth to mouth. Connor's gonna be like, oh, dude, that's not how you do mouth to mouth. I'm sorry. No. Don't tell him that. Don't tell him that. Why do you think I recertify him personally for first aid every year? How do you think I got the spot on this show, Jeff?
Speaker: Out of all our celebrity death lists, I think Bruce Wells will eat hardest to watch.
Speaker: Clint Eastwood, that one ain't going to be the hardest. And I'm not counting Connor's list because he's got Clint Eastwood and Michael J. Fox and Reba McIntyre on there. I'm sorry, it's not going to happen. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's like 100 years old and Michael J. Fox. And you know what? I bet you he could probably run more than Connor. You know what? Clint Eastwood can still probably fucking jog a couple of miles. But Connor can't jog down his driveway.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Our buddy our buddy Jeffrey Prince Prince of Chaos God love him. I love that man. He sits day one. He's called this the show What it was it's a non sensual he may he read it and he was like Yeah, not sensual nonsense There's another there's another couple people who call it not sequential. Oh, thanks. Oh
Speaker: How did you even get that from nonsensical? Where did you get not sequential? At least I didn't fuck up as much as Brian did when he tried to first say it. I don't know. Jarvis said that he was coming. I don't know who else is going to be at it. I got all excited. Apparently Jarvis is coming. They're coming. They're coming. They're going to go for the first time ever, apparently. Boom Tish. What is boom Tish?
Speaker: Is that a Scottish thing? I thought it was that says baboon tish. Yeah, well, you know, you're not wrong. I said that first. Fuck you, Deborah. Because because this is a consensual ear rape. Graping. Sorry, graping.
Speaker: every episode. We don't ask your permission. We're just going to ear rape the fuck out of you. Just remember, you're the one who came on this show, just like you're the one who wore those clothes. You're the one who came on the show. Who's coming on my show? I know I, I, Alyssa wants to go on other podcasts and I'm like, why don't you go on nonsensical nonsense? And she's like, fuck no.
Speaker: this is this is that's this is our genius. This is our always at the unexpected. Yeah. Every show is just a bunch of ass. It's just a bunch of assholes just talking. Camera on. It's it's it's the right of a group of madmen. But yeah, every you guys are still here and you guys are still. I'm sorry. You're still astonished. You're still amazed that on top of it, you get to see the
Speaker: I'm sorry, but the best way to explain this show is like a blind person walking into a male locker room because you don't see any nudity, but you get to hear the shit that we spewed. Dude, that's so big. I know four inches, right? The blind guy. No way.
Speaker: I froze and I came back to Connor. Man, that's fucking big or that's so fucking huge. Leggy, you used to come on this show all the time. Sorry about that, lady. She also takes. She also takes.
Speaker: At least at least three times a week Yes, take a real quick break because when I come back some more music stuff
Speaker: We also have something we got to get to as well. Get off our chest, so to speak. I don't have anything to get off my chest. Are you are you carrying the weight of the world on your shoulder? You got something nipples. Nipple. I got nipples on my chest, Connor. You want to see?
Speaker: the the the the the
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Speaker: One way in particular, you can tell when you're pretty damn dehydrated. And I noticed that, uh, this morning when I was taking care of my morning business, it's hard to get hard alcoholism. No, that was my liver. I got to get back on the train. Liquid IV is going to get you covered when it comes to proper hydration, you know,
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Speaker: Jackson. I think he's the big uh I don't know he's still under 21. I still can't buy the kid a drink in a in a bar but uh shout out to him over and out has a show coming up very soon. I believe next month uh I am going to try to go. I'm hoping it's on a Friday night. I believe it's next month. They got a big show coming up at the AR bar. I think that's what it's called.
Speaker: You know, I should be better at promoting these bands. All I know is the ball is right across the street from my new buildings. So I'm like, hey, for you working, you know, go down and see the guys, see an awesome band, some other awesome bands. There's like three other bands there that night and just support the guys and whatnot. But they do have a big show coming up soon.
Speaker: And again, happy birthday to Jackson, greatest drummer alive. I, before you guys start yelling at me in the comments and you start talking about all these fucking drummers, the one -armed bandit from Def Leppard, what's his nuts from Rush and Tommy Lee and all these other drummers. It's, it's not literal. All right. I'm just saying he's a hell of a drummer. He's also like 19. So anyways, we'll over it out with a break.
Speaker: Great song. Awesome video. And we'll be back in a few minutes.
Speaker: Looking for another chance to fly
Speaker: With you can't pass go your dream
Speaker: Good. Shut your mouth. They gave me good money to promote them. All right. So I will gladly pull a little Connor and hit him with the Glock 3000. Thank you for the clip, Jeffrey. I appreciate that. But that was over and out right down there at the bottom of the screen.
Speaker: You'll find them on all social media over underscore and over score out. Go show the guys some love. I'm going to actually reach out to them and see if I can get them on. Glicks out some music before their before their show coming up and they can do a little promoting and talk about the other bands that are going to be there and everything like that. I just I've been a little lackadaisical lately, slacking on my duties, if you will.
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Speaker: Uh, Alyssa or Steven, I don't know. One of the two of them are here. I'm your host.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm click AKA Christina, AKA the chap. What's going on? Shatters box. Appreciate y 'all being here hanging out. A list has got to go back to work. Ladies hanging out with us. Jeez. What's here? Mark and Brian from talking shit. Another great podcast. You know, there's two really good podcasts out there that you guys are probably not listening to and that you should be listening to.
Speaker: And if you're really feeling bad about yourself and you're thinking that you've got it worse than anybody else, well, I recommend you listen to the Jarvis podcast and then they'll realize, you know, there's other people out there that have it worse. I'm just literally people going to come over and fucking comment saying, yeah, he isn't wrong. I'll just start with you, dude. You do a very good job of what you do, man. I, I, I enjoy it. I obviously, I, I, I, I, I enjoy it.
Speaker: We enjoy, we, we like you. You're like a little brother to us and we would have you here all the time. I'm a little brother that every time I want to hang out with the cooler, bigger brothers, they just literally use me as the fucking guinea pig. That's all the reason I'm here. And yes, and yes, one of the symptoms of not having proper hydration is like, yeah.
Speaker: that's me. Uh and then we got our guy Hoss is in the building. She popped. He's popping into the chat. What's going on with your brother? Oh my goodness. Speaking of social media, I didn't do this earlier because we came right into the show just **** We do tend to come in hot. Yeah, we I mean we we we we we came in. Yeah, we did. We came in like an ultimate warrior entrance.
Speaker: But as soon as we got into the ring, we were all fucking we're all gas All gas no break when we came in you're speaking at social medias You guys aren't already first and foremost shame on you. Second of all, what the fuck is your problem? Why are you not following us on social media? You know, we have social media, you know, we have Facebook Instagram X and tick -tock we also do multiple shows a week on YouTube and
Speaker: Twitch and Facebook live. We've got a full last chatters board where we like to hang out with you guys. And if you can't join us live, you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at, like Spotify, like Zincaster, like Google, like Apple, like all of them fucking places. You know what I mean? It's all at nonsense. Well, nonsense podcast, or you see the bio link right down there at the bottom of your screen. If you're watching live or if you're.
Speaker: watching the replay, you know, bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. And that includes our lurkers lurkers. You guys can follow us as well. All your nonsensical needs whenever you want it. You don't have to wait for us to be live. You can see we're posting random ass goofy memes. You can see that I'm promoting my OnlyFans on my podcast page and getting yelled at by people because it's like, dude, that's weird. I didn't want to know you had a fucking OnlyFans page, but now you do.
Speaker: or you can hear how you have some amazing toe sucking or you can learn about toe sucking and the proper sounds to make when you toe suck uh you know just just a whole plethora of of nonsensical nonsense I heard that about you just flying everywhere it happens
Speaker: Before the show, or as the show started, I learned that not only does the military have battle buddies, but they have come buddies. And apparently if we all come together or no one comes at all, I don't know. I wasn't military. I just went kind of glad I'm well. Connor, tell me Chris wouldn't be a victim of friendly fire. I'm just saying. I'm 100%.
Speaker: First and foremost. It was a training accident. I was next to you on the firing line. How do you accidentally shoot me in the head? I was just saying, I probably would have been guilty. I didn't take Carter's test. Did no one of my gun was cleared? I didn't know it was loaded. I'm sorry.
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Speaker: I was just wondering is that it's that what you're doing tonight? Like I'm just saying that's exactly what happens. Like how do you know? You know, I'm not saying that I'm speaking. Where are the cameras at? But I happen to know honor does scream at the top.
Speaker: because it's painful. That's why it's because I'm sure they do. Trust me, there's nobody more qualified to be the pivot man for this show than you. And I mean that in the best way, 100 percent. I thought everybody in my neighborhood knows.
Speaker: So, anyways. Trying to get some kind of content onto the show. Yes. Um I got two things to address. Uh oh. One's a yearly thing and one's just another thing. We want to. Oh, I thought you were going to undress. Jesus. I was going to turn off cameras and be like, oh. I mean, you're
Speaker: I still got a couple days during the week that I can do another show. Maybe I'll do a glitch only man. You know, I have a free subscription to that. Shh. Now other people are going to want one. That was just that was a Christmas present, Connor. I'm sorry. I got excited. It's supposed to be top secret.
Speaker: No wonder you got kicked out of the military. It wasn't because you hurt your back. Motherfucker can't keep a simple seat. His mouth shut. The last guy that we want to be a POW. He's in there fighting. Give it away. I'm not here. Come and get us, motherfuckers. All right. What do you got to get off your chest, sir? So these nuts. Well, gentlemen.
Speaker: I'm going to leave it up to you. We brought something back last week. Yeah. Well, technically, it was a week and a half ago, but whatever. Well, somebody was also a little. That's your point, Jeff. Yeah, it is. That's on Chris and I, because we both came early. I wasn't doing any pictures, but I got Connor here. He's my. He's the resident pointer. Hey. Hello.
Speaker: Can I pay you not to do it? I mean, yeah, but I think it's going to kind of, you know, cut into your fringe funds. I'm just saying. Yeah. Put that back up there, by the way. There you go. Speaking of paying somebody and fringe, ladies and gentlemen, she's in the chat lady, lady held on a radio, as you guys may or may not know, friend of the show.
Speaker: uh she is going to be and we if you don't know that's because you're not fucking because we tell you every show and we're gonna keep telling you until you assholes pay attention yeah she is doing a month long uh oh god i gotta make sure i get this right the fringe arch festival in edinburgh fringe festival and edinburgh the world's largest
Speaker: with music and arts festival. She is going to be doing her jukebox jury show every night, every fucking night, y 'all. It starts from the beginning of August to the end of August. She's doing a live show in front of a live audience, not an internet live audience, but a live fucking audience in a venue and everything. She's going to be doing her show, which is going to be awesome for her. And all of us here on the show are extremely happy for her and extremely excited for her.
Speaker: But if any of you guys want to feel generous, you got a couple of extra bucks laying around, we got her PayPal down there at the bottom of the screen, ladylady01 on PayPal. If you guys want to drop some funds her way, or if you go to her social media, you can find that link and you can share it out. We all know not everybody has money, but if you can share it out, tell other people about it and help her finance this thing, it's just huge for her.
Speaker: This is, this is the second time you've done this, right, lady? So we're, we're all very excited for, we're all very happy for, we're going to support her in every way we can here at non -sensical nonsense. You should be shitting yourself and you should be very excited. And you know what? This is why we're asking people to give you some money. So you, and you get on the state, you can have a buzz going on and be able to calm out. Well,
Speaker: I'm not, not full on drunk or anything like that, but a nice little calming buzz. Mark, I don't know if you're still listening. That's funny, but no, we are very happy for her. We're very excited for her. And like I said, if you guys can hit her up on that PayPal or just, you know, go to our social medias and she's got a bunch of them. Um,
Speaker: And I'm drawing a blank, but I'm going to be, she's got a bio link. What's your bio link? Yeah. Send me your bio link in, in, uh, actually let me, let me bring it up. Let me bring it up on, on, uh, Instagram. Yeah. I like that. You're not wrong either. Give me a banner for that so we can put her bio link. So.
Speaker: Don't use the leaves not where they just get your buzz on okay buzz I'm trying here. I'm trying I Okay, so I do this I do this all the time when I go to tag you or something like hello to the radio lady lady lady radio radio lady radio I remember shit Don't worry. I got Jeff on it. There it is
Speaker: Bio dot link slash radio link. There you go. You can go there. All of our information is going to be there, including her PayPal and all that stuff. Like I said, you don't have to give her any money. You can just share it out. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. I'm going to support her and I'm going to put it out there for the world to hear or, you know, some people listen to our show. Yeah. I say that. However, I know a lot more people than six people listen to our show and I got to get to speaking of which I got to get these shows up. However,
Speaker: Let me get back on track. I mean, I'm like, I'm like Northeast Ohio here. I got a train derailed and spreading chemicals all over the fucking place. Suck it, Ohio. Oh, wait, I live here. Never mind. Yeah, wait a minute. Suck it, Ohio. So anyways, so we brought something back about a week, week and a half ago and. Yeah, we had a couple of the OGs and
Speaker: a Nuji, if you will, join us. However, in the music world, something comes out once a year, and that has been released. Oh, has it? Yes. So where do you want to go? Let's let's do let's do music. I'm kind of curious. All right. And we'll keep it short. Okay, Mark, you go fuck yourself. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah. So the rock and roll Hall of Fame. You belong on letter, Kenny. Me? I can Jarvis. Yeah. As the guy that showed that show, they canceled that show or they, they ended the show now. But then they did a Shorsey show. Yeah, I know about that. They're continuing.
Speaker: Well, you know, I do watch the others. He gets he gets offended when he watches the show. That's not what we sound like. No, we don't sound a boot like that.
Speaker: Fuck that Shorzy guy. I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night, and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy, making a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy. We all know it's happening, so. It's like, no. I got a.
Speaker: Let's address the rules in the room. I got pants on the walls. Mongo to the NFL Hall of Fame, Dwight Frini to the NFL Hall of Fame, Devin Hester to the Football Hall of Fame. Anyways, we're talking about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yes. The 24 nominees have been announced. Oh, most of them not Rock and Roll musicians. Are we doing a draft on this like we did last year?
Speaker: I was going to say, go ahead and get your little Excel sheet out. Yeah, bear with me. I'm going to give you guys the list. Talk amongst yourselves first. Yeah, go ahead, because I got to write this up. Jarvis. I feel like this is our first real interaction. OK. That is 2024. Sound like that.
Speaker: You suck, dude. I feel like this is our first real interaction. It's nice that I finally meet you, okay? I'm sorry, I don't know what to say. You're going to stare deeply in your eyes. I didn't choose study like being a, I don't know, a broadcaster or something. Shouldn't your whole job be talking?
Speaker: inside say you should be able to go silent and you shall be able to take over without a problem. What are we getting? Okay, so just I got paramount. I got paramount plus. Go ahead. We're literally watching here. Really? We are literally in live real time watching first date awkwardness between these two and you had to interrupt it. Sorry.
Speaker: But no, I got I watched the Super Bowl on Paramount Plus. And then I don't know if you guys ever heard of the show, the offer that they had on Paramount Plus is like what had happened during the whole the making of the Godfather and all that. On the scenes of the Godfather. Anyways, let's get back to business. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Sorry, I tried guys. I tried, but fucking back, you know, calm down. Calm down. Me and me, we're trying to have a moment. So, so the rock and roll hall of fame has listed their 2024 nominees. Now, every year they, they, they drop a list of nominees and then only
Speaker: It's a range from five to seven, typically right around six. Um, people are inducted. So we've been doing this the last couple of years. Leggy, I'm gonna go ahead and get this out there and I'm just going to say my piece on it. And we don't even have to argue. Sinead O 'Connor is on this list and I say absolutely fucking no way in hell. Her biggest hit was a, a goddamn Prince song. Her biggest and only hit was, was a Prince song. She was.
Speaker: Her cocoa puffs and it's terrible. We lost her. She was still relatively young when we lost her but Did she have talent? but
Speaker: Not yet. Not yet. I'm going to show it there. Can we just change the name of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to anyone can get in this Hall of Fame? Well, no, we had this discussion last year when we announced this, and it does need a name change. It needs to be the Music Hall of Fame. I understand originally it was a Rock and Roll, but we need to change with the times and call it what it is. It is a Music Hall of Fame. It needs to transition.
Speaker: Yeah, you need to have the right pronouns. My Hall of Fame. My Hall of Fame ain't from goddamn France. America. Not my Hall of Fame. So we had this discussion last year. So 100 % be called the Music Hall of Fame because that's what it is. Yeah.
Speaker: You're gonna have Alex Jones talking about it going like it's turning the fucking music gay. Regardless, it is what it is. It's still the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Anyways, this is this is 2024's list of nominees. I'm gonna rattle them off and then just like we did last year, we're gonna pick R6 that we think will get in and Jeff's got his little spreadsheet. He's gonna
Speaker: He's going to spreadsheet that out. And if you make it all pretty and make sure everything spoke correctly, maybe we can post that now. He's hitting some spell check. Just hold on a second. Like get a revised list of our death list so I can post that on social social media. Yeah, does anyone have Mongo on their death list? The football player isn't he already dead?
Speaker: No, Steve McMichael. No, he's he no. Yeah, I thought August is August is a long time to get to that Hall of Fame. Sorry, no. So yes, like you 100 % UK. So pay attention for like these picks as well. I'm going to just write off the list and then we'll go through and decide who we think is or isn't going to get in there. And again, it'll it'll be a list copied and ready to go so we can make our picks everything spelled correctly because I looked it up.
Speaker: The fucking voters don't care. Yeah, it's just going to be a random competition amongst the show here. So I'm going to go rattle this up. We got Mary J. Blige, Mariah Carey, Cher, Dave Matthews Band, Eric B. and Rakim, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Jane's Addiction, Who and the Gang,
Speaker: Lenny Kravitz, Oasis. Who we think will go in? Oasis, Sinead O 'Connor, or Sinead Conard, sorry, Sinead, whatever. Sinead. Now, Ozzy will get in and he will be a double entry because Ozzy's already in with Black Sabbath. He's just not in solo yet.
Speaker: Sade. Who's the last one? So, you know, we can kind of kind of talk about this. We can kind of go down and just kind of talk about each one real quick. Don't be the dead horse. I just want to spend a couple, just a minute or two talking about them. Mary J. Blige. She didn't get in.
Speaker: I think she should be it. She didn't get in last year. She's phenomenal. I mean, her music was fantastic. She stepped into a male dominant world and made her. She dominated and there's a reason why she's the queen of R &B, queen of rap. And it is what it is at the end of the day.
Speaker: A tribe called Quest. How many, how many nominees are there? Or how many, how many, not nominees, but people getting in? Well, it's anywhere from five to seven. We're going to pick six. It's typically six, but they do have the. Now I know Fleetwood Mac is in, but does anyone know if Bob Welch is in?
Speaker: Cause I know Bob Welch was actually the one that saved Fleetwood Mac back in the 1960s. And he was supposed to be in the band in the seventies, but because he didn't like Stevie Nicks. It wasn't Stevie Nicks and what's his nut that joined the band and actually showed and had talent and saved them. Yeah. Okay. They fucked around and killed the band. Yeah.
Speaker: if they were
Speaker: Okay. This is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Calm down. We're talking about the nominees for this year. Nobody else. I don't care about you. You're Neil Diamonds. You're you're Neil Young's. You're Neil Pertz or you're Neil fucking Armstrong. We're talking about the nominees for this. What about the stretch Armstrong? Fucking stretch Armstrong. Okay. I don't care about the one arm man or the one bald man who was in the bicycle races either.
Speaker: So, um, so like I said, Mary J. Blige, obviously credit where you say she should go in. So I'm going to put her on your list. Uh, anybody else, well, I'll just take a second or so, a minute or two, just to kind of talk about each one. I'm not saying she's a pick. I'll just say, I think, you know, uh, Mariah Carey, God, well, she just go away.
Speaker: Yeah, agreed. Let's quit tonight. Yeah, go away. She is talented. I'll give her that. But you know what? Move along, young lady. You can't deny her accolades. You can't deny her talent. You can't deny anything about it. I mean, most of all the time, I kind of like Miranda Carey. I'm not mad at it. Now I'd like to throw her off. Agreed. Share. Yes.
Speaker: Yep, yep, I already did Mary J. Fuck you. No we can all So you can it doesn't matter we can all pick the same six people if we want to right Last year we had a huge argument between Chris and Tony and I about and I don't remember who the fuck it was I
Speaker: Where we were like, I don't know. I've deleted it. But you and I got into it about rage. Right. Yeah, we got into it about rage. Because I didn't think that they had any business. But they have an amazing they have amazing thoughts. Yeah, sure. Obviously, again, that just changed the fucking name from rock and roll to music all the time. Yeah. You're literally killing the name.
Speaker: Cher is one of my guilty pleasures. I go full on fucking drag queen gay pride week. I love Cher. I mean, I'm talking all the way back to Sonny and Cher and all the way up to anything that she's put out recently. I love everything Cher does. Dave Matthews, man. Sure. I have content. You actually do something. We'll follow you back. So Dave Matthews.
Speaker: Dave Matthews wasn't a little bit better. Not yet. I like Matthews. I like Dave Matthews. Appreciate it. Check it out. Not only that, the dude is hilarious. He's not afraid to make fun of himself. Have you ever seen Dave Matthews act hilarious? If Tony was here, the next two guys, he would absolutely be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just don't think that they deserve it yet. Yeah. Who is? I don't know if ever. Eric B. and Rakim.
Speaker: I don't know who that is. I don't know. They're rappers. They had a couple of big hits. Looking them up now. Yeah, they I mean, they they were they were influential in the rap game. They were influential in hip hop and stuff like that. Just not yet. Down the road. Foreigner. Foreigner, yeah. Oh, yeah. They were they were.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Last year. So this is, this is where we got into the debate about American music and European or music. I guess European, I don't know, British music, whatever. We got into the debate about joint division and new order should have been in and yelling at you. I just said, no, I didn't know who they were. Nobody knew who they were. She's still sore about it. 12 months later. Foreigner.
Speaker: Again, can we didn't can is it? Can you guys I'm just gonna put it like this I'm gonna say the name and if you guys can say something bad about him then say something bad about him But foreigner, can you say anything bad about foreigner? No, no, no Also, we all forget how many hits they actually had. Oh, yeah Anybody at Chris we've mentioned the guilty pleasure that we liked glee and
Speaker: like every fucking episode they did a foreigner song and there was like 400 ,000 episodes of that. So, you know, Peter Frampton. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad that he's nominated. No, I'm not mad at it. I'm in for Peter. I'll read the list off one more time before before we think about Jane's addiction.
Speaker: I think they can wait a couple more years. Yeah. I mean, I'm glad they're nominated, but calm down. All right, yeah. A couple more hits, boys. Cool in the game. Yeah. I really. I mean, yeah, you could be either or on them. Yeah, either or. Lenny Kravitz. Does anybody have anything to say about Lenny Kravitz? No. He's got a huge wife.
Speaker: I don't know if anybody's seen that video. A few years back, he was on stage and his fucking pants ripped. And this goddamn fire hose fell out of his fucking pants and he didn't realize that his pants ripped. So like everybody in the front row went home with concussions. And so it was pretty hot. His daughter's pretty hot. Oh my gosh, she's beautiful.
Speaker: for any dude who ever, for any dude who ever felt weird for going, man, Lenny Kravitz is a good looking man. Then he had a daughter and was like, yeah, I get it. Redemption. I wasn't there. And, you know, unfortunately, the video is blurred, but that was a big blurred image. Yeah. Yeah. They make those blurs according to size.
Speaker: That dude is a tripod. I'll probably go catch up for this one too. From a certain individual, maybe. I'll be surprised if I don't. Oasis, I don't think they ever deserve to be in there. They had a couple good songs, but other than that, they're dysfunctional goddamn psychopaths. Oasis, no.
Speaker: With their own oasis has in my book has like two good hits. Let's let's yeah calm down boys It's not about your songs it's not about it's not just about the hits I just don't mean personally just me personally speaking I I don't see or know what oasis is
Speaker: where they were influential or where they. Wow, we finally agree on some. Agreed. What I never said, I think they're fucking jerk offs. I think they're wankers, if you will. You know, Champagne Supernova is a good song, but that's about it. They're rubbish. No, but one song, Champagne Supernova is a decent song. Everything else is crap.
Speaker: Yes. Was that Oasis? Wonder Woman? Yeah, that's Oasis as well. But Champagne Supernova is a better song. They should put Orpheus, or isn't it Orpheus or whatever? It was another British band? Or it... Okay, stick to the topic. Yeah, sorry. There's better bands out there than Oasis, sorry. No, that's Morpheus.
Speaker: I'm falling in the hole now. Jesus. I'm running out of room. Jesus. Stop digging. Not even a very deep hole. I've already smoked my pace on Sinead. Sinead O 'Connor. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. Sinead. S
Speaker: because I mean, if you really think about it, she kind of had the influence of pronouns because... Jeeves, I'm with you. You two... I agree. You two, I think, wasn't so overrated. I want to punch Bono in the face. They hit a lot of... Oh, they just had a lot of hits? They hit like two hits in the States. I'm sure they were huge over there. Oh, yeah. They're a big swing of dick over in the K.
Speaker: Yeah, but they're just fucking dickheads, man. Yeah. It'd be like if we started a band. There you go. Beatles, Stones, Wannabes. Agreed. I'm sure in Europe, they were big swing and dicks. But in the States, two songs. Don't get me wrong, and I just showed it to Stephen for this. Don't get me wrong about YouTube.
Speaker: Some great songs. The pain members themselves. Yeah. They come off like just pricks. In all seriousness, if you walk up to any random person in the street and they ask you, what's your favorite man? And you say you too, you have no faith. You have no taste. Kick right in the balls. Kick right in the balls. You and I have talked to you two before and I know you
Speaker: You know them and and and you're not the first person who said they were really nice guys. It's just they're just coming.
Speaker: Yeah, he's got to be anything bad about.
Speaker: During his hall of fame, does he bite the head off of a bat? The only reference to a side day I have is Shaun of the Dead. That's the only reference I have. Side eight, the only reference I have is Shaun of the Dead. When they're going through the records and they pull it out, it's like, side eight. And he throws it. He's like, that was Liz's. He's like, she did break up with you. That's the only thing I know about that fan.
Speaker: I'm not denying YouTube's talent. I'm not denying their music. I think they do have some good music. I think they're very talented. It's just the way that they kind of come across when you see them on TV and stuff like that. And that's what I stand by. They kind of come across like this. She was, so Sade only had like one or two hits.
Speaker: as far as music goes. Yeah, I've never even heard of it. But she did do a lot of work behind the scenes. And I think this is what's getting her Hall of Fame nomination. Sade, Sade, Sadie, Sadie, Saudi Arabia. I think that's why she's getting the accolades.
Speaker: behind the scenes is it a crime I love your love is the king paradise nothing come between us uh by your side play in an ordinary love of her songs I'm just saying she had like I think she had one or two big hits I've heard it was what she did behind the scenes I'm the last man on here tribe called
Speaker: I'm out.
Speaker: Because you want to talk about the shit that Every other female person like you talked about Mary J Blige. She was actually in when it was male -dominated They did not want to listen to her natural voice. They made her sing like a man If they wanted to put fucking other people in the rock and roll Hall of Fame How about you make an R &B Hall of Fame?
Speaker: or do like we said, music hall of fame. There you go. Stop soiling the good name of rock and roll for these fucking acts that have never done a rock and roll thing in their fucking life. Yeah. It hasn't been the rock and roll thing for you. That's the thing. It's it's it's it is a music hall of fame. Tina Turner and I was just getting I was just getting there. Tina Turner is technically rock and roll. Oh, definitely. In the day.
Speaker: Cher was technically rock and roll. She was more pop in that era when where they came up and when they came up. You got to remember, it was way before all of us were born. Except Tony, he was well into his 40s. Are you kidding me? So OK, so here's my little thing about tribe conquest. They influence Kanye West. They influence Andre 3000, influenced Pharrell Williams.
Speaker: and hip hop throughout. So I, I think they should be in, but I'm not putting them on my list. So we're going to, we're going to do, we're going to do a list of six. Yeah. I have you down as chair. Who we think we'll get in. Not who we want. Anything else. Just who we think is going to get in. And again, they, they, there's a, there's a, there's a committee.
Speaker: that comes together. It is based off of and then they have a fan vote and whatnot like that. So, we're going to pick R6. I'm going to give you, Jeeves, if you would like to get involved in this, feel free to jump in.
Speaker: Uh, this is the nominees for this year's rock and roll hall of fame slash music hall of fame. Nobody's in debate. Not be called the rock and roll hall of fame. We don't have to yell and argue. Everybody's in a Korea. It's shouldn't be called the rock and roll hall of fame anymore. Oh my God. We were all in a group. It's, it's kind of stupid. Uh, even if you don't like them, no, it's who you think will get it or not.
Speaker: I think the reason why they call it the rock and roll Hall of Fame is rock and roll is what changed everything about music. So, and that's where the whole, these people are influencers in the actual state of, just because you have an Instagram doesn't mean you're an influencer. Yeah. Well, Leggy, I wasn't saying that Tina Turner wasn't, wasn't rock and roll. I was saying share isn't rock and roll. You also go back. And if you look at like,
Speaker: Elvis. And today's standard, she's not rock and roll. Not even remotely. Well, Johnny Cash was considered rock and roll. Back in the day. Yeah. Steve, you wonder back in the day was Ray Charles was considered, you know, rock and roll rock and roll. You actually had a couple of labels, a couple of genres. So, yeah, even if you don't like them, I don't think Oasis will get in this year.
Speaker: Uh, they will unfortunately get actually get in. However, I'm going to read the list through again. So I hope you guys want to take a mental note or I've got it up on my computer. If you want to throw a banner up or something. Well, actually if that way everybody kind of has a reference or if you just want to screenshot it and throw a picture up. Well, actually.
Speaker: fair with the U .S.
Speaker: Yeah, I got you, brother. I got a couch. Maybe we can squeeze you on the bed. You know, I'll sleep in the middle. Anyways, so the list is Mary J. Blige, Ryan Perry, Cher, Dave Matthews, Eric B. and Rakeem, Foreigner Peter Frampton, Jane's Addiction, Cool and the Gang, Lenny Kravitz, Oasis, Sis, uh, Sinead O 'Connor. Sinead O 'Connor.
Speaker: Jeeves, if you want to jump in on here, give us your list of six. If any of the guys from talking shit, if you guys are still here, give us your six. Legi, if you want to drop one comment with your six. Jarvis, I'm going to start with you. Who would be your six that you think will get in this year? Ozzy Osbourne should be a fucking lock. Cooling the gang. Foreigner.
Speaker: Calm down, I can only copy and paste so fast. Jesus Christ. Go ahead. Peter Frampton. Dave Matthews. And even though I don't really know him, I'll go Jane's addiction. Is that six? Or do I need one more? Peter Frampton than what?
Speaker: Ozzy Osbourne, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Dave Matthews Band, Jane's Addiction and Cool in the Gang. All the rest of them don't even deserve to be in the fucking Hall of Fame. Like I said, Tribe Called Quest. I'm not putting them on my list. Yeah, I got a six.
Speaker: Call it. Who's your six, buddy? So I'm going to go to Mary J. Blige. OK. Cher. Really? Foreigner. Oh, no, I'm coming down for three. Good. No one needs to see that. Aww. I see Osborn. That was rude. I would have my app now, four.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, with Ozzy, that's four. Uh, Jane's addiction. I'm sorry. I disagree with you guys. I think Oasis will make it. And, uh, Jane's would be Oasis would be number six, by the way. Okay. That can be my like medium.
Speaker: Yeah. Can you grab lady's list out of the cheddar's box? She's got Cher Frampton, cool and the gang, Ozzy, Mary J and foreigner. I think, I think this year we're all going to be pretty much in agreeance. Yeah. I don't see a whole lot of, um, I don't see a whole lot of diversity on this one. I mean, the, the, the people that are nominated,
Speaker: the the the the the
Speaker: Chris, I'll tell you this to kind of see if I can simmer you down a little bit about it. If Reba ever gets nominated, she'll make it. Oh, definitely. All right. The Reba McIntyre should be her palette. Chris, what's yours? I have you down for Cher already, because I know you're going to do it. Oh, Jeffrey, what is your six? I have Cher. I have Ozzy Osbourne, Dave Madden, Ben, Lenny Kravitz, Peter Frampton, and Forner.
Speaker: Nice. So, I'm going to go ahead and throw this caveat up there. Excuse me. Everybody's done all. Like you just said, I think Oasis will... As soon as everybody's done, I'll screen shot it. Like you said, I think Oasis will get in there, but she refuses to put up on her list. I don't think they're going to get in this year. It'll be next year. I think it's going to be a little bit down the road, but they will eventually get in there. Obviously, Cher, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Speaker: Aussie 100%. He should be in there. Forner and Frampton. Are you calling that? Are you calling Forner and Frampton? Yeah, Forner and Frampton. Got him. Man, as much as I want to say Mary J, I think she's going to get the snub.
Speaker: Yeah, I think so too. A tribe called Quest is finally going to get in there. I think this is the third or fourth year in a row. They've been nominated. I think tribe called Quest is probably going to get in there. They deserve to be in there. The guys influenced hip -hop have and still continue to influence hip -hop artists. And.
Speaker: Who's going to be the bigger snub? Who's going to be the bigger snub? Who's going to be the bigger snub? Who's going to be the bigger snub? Who's going to be the bigger snub? Who's going to be the bigger snub? Who's going to be the bigger snub? Who's going to be the bigger snub?
Speaker: Yeah, I think it'll be cool in the game. I think they'll be the biggest. I'll think they'll be the snub this year just that they could get her or Mariah Carey in. I don't think Dave Matthews. Mariah Carey makes the Rock and Roll Hall game. Can I switch out my celebrity death list? I'll change.
Speaker: Change out Reba MacIntyre. I'm gonna go cool in the game and I'm gonna say Mary J gets to snub again. You know, Dave Matthews will get there eventually. Mariah Carey will get there eventually. You can't deny her talent. You can't deny that she deserves to be there. Oasis should never even be mentioned in their Hall of Fame. You know. Take out Oasis and put Rudy in the Blowfish.
Speaker: You know what? I would not be mad at that. And then we got Jeeves down here as well. He's got Matthew, Dave Matthew. Okay, hold on. Jeeves has got his in. He's got Dave Matthew. We need one more. We need one more for Jeeves. Yeah, we need six, buddy.
Speaker: But no, take out Oasis and put in fucking Hootie and the Blowfish, and then that list gets better. I think Hootie will be nominated in a year or two. Well, they thought for 25 years after their last album. Or 25 years from their first album. Right. Before their elements. And Hootie only started getting big in the 90s. Yeah. I still can't believe Darius Rucker was their singer.
Speaker: Yes, I think we're all pretty much in agreement on who's gonna get in there for the most part and who we don't want to see or who we don't think is gonna get there.
Speaker: Probably Hootie, but not by much. They might have had one more song than them. Not Darius Rucker on the other hand. Since he dropped the Blowfish and dropped the Hootie and went country. He's killing. He's dropping his. But Cody and the Blowfish had. Can't find the time to tell you which was in. Hoodie and the Blowfish.
Speaker: Yeah, they I mean he they had letter cry only want to be with you hold my hand really those are probably their three biggest hits had champagne supernova and Wonderwall so I mean it's not like by much I don't know that you put hoodie in over oasis or oasis in over hoodie or anything
Speaker: Oh, the chipmunk froze everyone. I could agree with that. Gorillaz was... I would like to see Gorillaz in, but like Jeff said, they're not that old of a band. Right. I'm not frozen, am I? You were. You were there for a second. The fucking squirrels for your network must have stopped.
Speaker: Yeah. The old lady on the bike must get another one from Jeeves. We're still waiting on it. We're still waiting on it. Jeeves, we need one more. Judith. Hi, Chris. Yeah, I think his internet's dying. Yeah, you spoke too soon, lady.
Speaker: So if Shania Twain makes them before fucking Frampton or anything, then there's something wrong. Jeff, can you spell my fucking name right? I swear to God.
Speaker: No, I did that on purpose. You know what? Everything else was spelled correctly. I'm going to come to Cancun, and I'm going to drag my dick across your forehead while you sleep. Ah, Jeff. Don't threaten him with a good time. I'm not even going to shower after I get off the plane. You're going to wake up, and you're going to smell it. He said Peter Frampton. Yeah, Susan's got Frampton in there for the six people. OK. Copy that. God.
Speaker: Oh my God, you still cannot fuck it. OK, two things, Jeffrey. Connors, O .R. I did it on purpose. OK, stop. As you see, that's the only thing. That's the only thing I spelled wrong. If you notice. And I did it on purpose. Stop putting Chris, put Glick. Confuse our listeners because everybody on the show and I introduce myself as Glick. You confuse every all of our listeners.
Speaker: You know what, Jeff, just to make him happy, put the fucking champ just so he'll quit. No, I will never. If you could put Frampton in for Glick, I guess you want to keep fucking with Connor. But please start putting Glick on our list because you confuse the hell out of our listeners. I actually got a I actually got a message that said who is the Chris guy?
Speaker: Like it's it's me and they're like The Chris is Chris Farley, okay, it's out of the bag No, he's not he's not funny Yeah, James is double -e is it you fest I Don't know I Don't know if anyone else knew this but Chris Farley was actually supposed to be in cable guy before Jim Carrey
Speaker: I don't know, but I don't know if anybody else do this, but Chris Farley severely overrated. So. Oh, fucking. Yeah, you can go fucking die in a hole. You're on my celebrity death list. You're on my celebrity death list. And I have a really funny. Wait, wait, wait. I think you guys are scratching the term celebrity. The Z less celebrities. OK, you're just going to like Chris. Chris, you speak for yourself, but Connor and I are influencers.
Speaker: Every time you guys say celebrity, all I could think is Quint scratching the chalkboard and the fucking thing on Jaws. You know, I don't know how to pronounce Joo's actual name. I need to have him on here just so I can ask you what his name is. I don't know. Jibaneuf? I'll take Connie. I'll take Connie.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: a tribe called a tribe called quest like never even heard of them were they any fucking good uh like tribe called quest dude it's like i said it's it's well before your time it's it's
Speaker: Okay. And a genre of music that I would be willing to put a paycheck on, you don't listen to. Okay. Yeah. It's hip hop and rap or, you know, if I had to guess, it's early eighties. Well, I mean, I, I, I listened in the 90s rap, believe it or not, born in the nineties. Uh, we didn't have much rap.
Speaker: I mean, we probably did, but I wasn't listening to it. Chris, stop, Chris, stop, Chris, stop. Listen, he said born in the 90s, not grew up in the 90s. Born in the 90s means that you grew up in the 2000s. Yes. But I have to address an issue here. The fuck do you mean we didn't have hip hop in the 90s? No, no, no, no, no. Not we, not we, you.
Speaker: You, Chris, you had plenty. You had plenty. The 2000s had shit. He had plenty in the 90s. He was just too young to remember them. However, in the early 2000s, when he was coming of age and listening to music, Eminem came out in 99.
Speaker: Ain't nobody know all these fucking people that came out in the 70s and 80s, and we're sitting here, we're in our 20s still, we're still young. I know what he meant to say. I know what he meant to say. Here in Minnesota, where all the white people are, we don't listen to that music. No, no. Okay, okay. You want to fucking go there? You unseasoned, uncultural motherfucker.
Speaker: Okay, well that's the only one I really know.
Speaker: No, I know who Eminem was. It's just... Every white person knows who Eminem is. Never heard of... Run DMC, even though they were fucking long before I was born. I'll put it in context. Run DMC came out right around the same time as Tribe Called Quest. Yeah, look. Toes. Hip -hop has 51 years. Actually, they're celebrating 51 years. Are they really?
Speaker: Yeah. Let's see. I had parents that grew up in the 60s and 70s. You don't have racist, quicker ass, white bread parents. There's nothing wrong with that. It was not black people. Yeah. You have to stop moaning about being too young. You leave that shit in the door. This is grown folks podcasting. OK, motherfucker. Do you OK? You can't run with a big dog. Stay on the porch. Who in here knows Marvin Gaye?
Speaker: Tammy Terrell. Everybody. The Temptations. Chuck Berry. Everybody. Trust me. The Zombies. Anybody you name from Motown, maybe with the exception of Connor. Because however, Connor is the youngest one in the group. Everybody knows Motown first and foremost. What are you going to say? Who knows who Quincy Jones is?
Speaker: I mean everybody that you just named I have on my Spotify playlist No, I do I just didn't hear it because you're like Listen to Leahy's Sunday documentary Let's see that's what I grew up listening to and then I Leonard Skinner blood Zeppelin black Sabbath
Speaker: Jesus and the disciples. The boys can throw down and they can dance like a motherfucker too. Yeah, they can. They can shoot us though. Then the end happens. He is the Yoko Ono of Jesus. It was really irritating honestly. Right? But Motown doesn't really rap.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: no but if you know all those old ass artists how do you not know of any because my parents and my brother did not listen to rap I was gonna say yeah well it's hard to get from now on you're allowed to say one word later on sheep
Speaker: When I was able to grow up and get older, I didn't even know who Chuck Berry was. And then when I started listening to like Chuck Berry, Ray Charles, and then I got into - It's Chuck Johnson! Marvin! Marvin Berry! It's okay, I've got your back. I muted both of the assholes.
Speaker: Keep it up, little fucker. See, that's funny now, aren't ya? That's funny now, aren't ya? This guy, a little bit. Motown was pretty much R &B, likey. No, Motown. Give me a little bit of room. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait. Motown preceded R &B. Motown was Motown. Motown was Motown. They didn't know what R &B was until after Motown.
Speaker: Speaking of motion, I was looking Robinson. Happy to know you can do us all a favor and you know, I greatly appreciate it. Fucking I'm still waiting for one of the last members of temptations to fucking die. Who's that? Otis Williams. He is the only one from the originals that is still alive. Your age is irrelevant.
Speaker: Anyway, I don't care if my age is irrelevant. It's just, as I said, I did not listen to rap when I was a young lad. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker: oh you motherfucker leggy i will come on on that show i will go on your show and we will talk music we will talk music leggy she will talk circles around you sir oh my god dude she would embarrass you man she probably will but hey you will literally crawl up in a little ball and cry like a little girl that you are garbage what are your feelings on lino richie love lino richie yeah you do
Speaker: mother fucker. Anyway, she said, she said no, we won't.
Speaker: the show
Speaker: He does a little bit more serious show than we do here. He does. So let's be honest. She does let her hair down on this show. Where she actually, yeah. Where she kicks my ass as far as music comes. I'm not, I don't know like the synth and the British, I don't know all that. But we've had some good music conversation. Yeah. But yeah.
Speaker: that's that's what she does she just that's she does music man like that's that's her whole thing from all genres from all said I was gonna impart knowledge on you I just said if you ever want me to come on the show and we can talk music you
Speaker: Yeah, that is what he said. You're welcome. Yeah, because he's uneducated. I'm just going to come out here and he's like, y 'all ever heard of this weird ass, like, sent techno weird, like, electronica band from Europe and be like, no, no, he was like, I'm smarter than you guys. No, we have taste. Have you been talking to like you again?
Speaker: I haven't done much like you heard something different when I said but okay, but you're you're trying that you were trying to compare your lack of knowledge with hip -hop with the fact that you know, you're you're you're your mom and dad listen to Motown and then we just kept saying a lot of people say listen to Motown you should have had some kind of I was gonna say so listen to he listened
Speaker: You know, my favorite genres and music was Jarvis. Go ahead. I love the 50s. I do, too. Definitely. It was like 30 years before I was born. Yeah. So what's your excuse, little boy? I just didn't like rap.
Speaker: My brothers used to listen to ICP. When all you had to do is say, yes, click, you're right. I'm an unseasoned ass hunky and I don't like black music. Yeah, that's it. Show your racism. It's okay. It's just, I never got back. It's okay to be racist. It's okay to be racist. It's okay to be racist. It's okay to be racist. It's okay to be racist. It's okay to be racist. It's okay to be racist. It's okay to be racist.
Speaker: Is that what all I said was we could talk music Yes, no way in the world. Am I gonna impart more knowledge that you already have than I do? Let's be honest. Let's be honest You're gonna sit down and shut up and listen and she's gonna talk music agreed exactly
Speaker: anyways listen to her talk about music oh my god i'm gonna i'm gonna save i'm gonna save jarvis and and let's let's go into the subject on why we're really all here tonight oh thank you jesus sorry what's saying you're here tonight because it's fucking wednesday
Speaker: Anywho, Jarvis, trust me, if you ever got the opportunity to talk, Leggy, this isn't me kissing her ass or anything else. It's just having conversations with her and enjoying the music conversations we've had. It's her world. That's what she does. That's what she's done for years. She knows music. And I think sometimes some people try to discredit her because she's Scottish. You don't know American music. She knows her music.
Speaker: Oh, no, if she's thinking I'm trying to discredit her. No, I'm not. Or just tune into our shows and just listen. But I mean, if she threw that invite out, you know. Although I will poo -poo on her parade because she tried to stifle my creative genius and invited me on her jukebox jury and shut down my artistic side and said I was not allowed to do nonsensical or nonsense.
Speaker: Actually the really early rap and hip -hop use a lot of like yeah well the the early the early on 80s and 90s rap even well even today they use a lot of samples from a lot of different genres of music definitely electronica.
Speaker: and jeeves is in the music industry as well jeeves i'll be honest just based off your picture there i thought you were indian he is indian he just said he's canadian well i mean technically he's canadian but well then he's canadian he's canadian indian no unless you're american he's not that kind of indian he's not that kind of indian
Speaker: No, he's not indigenous people in the end. He's no, no, no. I'm tracking. I'm tracking. I know what you yeah, we get it. We get what you're fucking saying. We're not, you know. Good God. I'm waiting for one of you to wear one of you to say it. Say what? The difference. I'm from Quickie Mart.
Speaker: There's nothing wrong with my landlord is some form of Indian and he's awesome. Fucking dude. I'm American. Okay. Calm down. Like I'm I'm American with heritage and fucking awesome. So therefore I'm American. Fucking awesome. Fucking awesome. American. Listen, listen motherfucker.
Speaker: God, everyone was throwing around the heart or, you know, Jesus Jesus. And I had a conversation about that. Cause we were talking about, Oh God, what was it? Oh shit. Jeeves helped me out, man. Well, I know like, he knows it too. The, um, um, the Indian holiday, uh, that just passed a few months back. Uh, yeah.
Speaker: See, I'm cultured. Just because I'm slightly racist and I make racist comments doesn't make me actually racist. I'm cultured. Only respect against one set of people and I'll never say it out loud. Jeff? Short people? Yes. So we were talking about that because where I used to work at, well the city I used to work at has a very large population.
Speaker: of Indian people and there's a few of I don't know words are really hard to that I can't think of the things that are that I want to say I don't know temples or whatever there's a couple very big ones in in New Albany so they had a huge Diwali festival
Speaker: around that time and I was like thank God I'm not. Thank God it's like going on during the weekend and I'm not working because during the week it was a madhouse there and I could only imagine what the weekend was like.
Speaker: people, you know, people walking around and being all over the place. Uh, but it was also really cool to see that, that, that, that multiculturalness there, right. Basically in my hometown, I kind of grew up around that area back when it was all farmlands and now it's all fucking Facebook and Google and, uh, Abercrombie and new Albany. Yeah. So it's all, all the Intel's in new Albany, all these
Speaker: big family parade in Columbus. There was one in New Albany. There was a whole big festival. Yeah. Yeah. And New Albany. It was, it was all big thing. It was, it was pretty cool. Um, to see like, I'm glad, like I, like I would have liked to gone to be there, like to partake in it. I'm just glad I wasn't working when it all happened because even the lead up and everything like that, it was, it was a madhouse and four of my buildings were
Speaker: right downtown New Albany. So it was like, holy shit. It seems that I kind of talked about it a little bit once upon a time. I kind of wish that he was on here for a second because I have no idea what the what the holiday Diwali is all about, but I know what you say. I don't either. OK, good. Thanks for your time. We had James on here and showed us his wiener. Yeah, nice.
Speaker: well that would've answered my question earlier. The disappointment wasn't even his winner. Well, Leggy, the reason why Apu got canceled was because of some bullshit. They got... No. That's because he was played by... What? He was played by... What was it? What the fuck was it? The actors. Hank Azura.
Speaker: And yet no one has had a problem with it until now. Well, I bet it was his first one. Well, South Park. The South Park. Nobody has a problem with South Park. Exactly. Nobody has the balls to go after South Park. That's the difference. They went after the Simpsons. Oh, yeah. But the Simpsons, I don't think the Simpsons has the
Speaker: They don't have the writers or the creators with enough balls like South Park does exactly you know because Yeah, I don't think they have the the like I said the the balls to To fire back where if you if you went after South Park South Park's gonna be like we're putting this in a fucking episode and
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, my God. Cancel us. Like South Park, literally, their creators have literally said, please try and cancel us. Those two guys I want to hang out with. Oh, I'd love to. I just want to sit around and have a beer. Like, let's talk about you guys as a movie, baseball, because it was awesome. So I was watching South Park before I was even an adult. I was probably I remember what first came out before, before, before everybody goes on a tangent.
Speaker: Yes, please. I'm going to go ahead and say this as far as actors go. Actors should not be canceled for doing their goddamn job. I'm sorry, as much as we all love Robert Downey Jr., he's not a fucking engineering genius.
Speaker: He's also not a black man in Vietnam. He wasn't a black man. He's playing a black man. Yeah. Yeah. Let's be honest. The only person to do blackface and no lash back. So, you know, in my book, whatever. Yeah. So actors should not get canceled for doing their goddamn job. I think I still I still say the chick that played Little Mermaid. They should have gotten a real fucking mermaid.
Speaker: Thank you. I mean, you know, uh, yeah, the, the LGBTQ have gone after actors because they're not gay. They've gone after actors who have played trans, uh, roles because they're not trans they're acting. And when you're a voice actor, when you're a voice actor and you're known for doing voice acting, guess what?
Speaker: whether you're white, purple, green, black, blue, yellow, Indian, American, Arabician, whatever, you're going to get some rules or you're going to get there. Hello. Reach around. You're going to get roles. They're acting. You simple. Hey.
Speaker: Spoiler alert, the guy from Big Bang is not Christopher Walken, but he does a better Christopher Walken than Christopher Walken. That's a long ass dark sage. Damn dark sage. Holy fuck. With the toxic environment we live in today, we need a leader like Dwight Eisenhower more than ever. I'm not going to call anybody out on their grammar or their wit spellings unless you're a chef and then I will all day long.
Speaker: One of the few presidents who had someone who was not a bad person and tried to do what was best for all. It always wondered if someone like that came along today, the media. They did. It's called Trump. Oh, sorry. No, but like, I mean, it's a difference. Michael Myers was a serial killer that went after his sister and Mike Myers is the comedian.
Speaker: I mean, uh, well, his name is actually Michael Myers. She just goes, yeah, I get it. If, if the Scottish wanted to cancel Mike Myers and or Michael Myers, the comedian, SNL alumni, actor, comedian, whatever. And you guys wanted to cancel him. I'd be on board because there's a lot more reasons to cancel Mike Myers than just his terrible Scottish accents. The fact that movie, let alone multiple, you know, he's not a green over.
Speaker: let alone the fact that he claims to be a comedian. And I think he's kind of a jerk off. The best thing he ever did was Wayne's World. And outside of that, he's just a jerk off. And was it really Mike Myers in Wayne's World? Or was it Dana Carvey? Yeah, Dana Carvey. Dana Carvey doing Foxy Lady is still the funniest thing I've ever seen. Not a fan of Mike Myers. So my bad. So if you got to cancel him for that shit, I'm on board. I mean, if we're going to fucking cancel him,
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Well, not only that, but the rest of you left his girlfriend or ex, but let's be honest. I mean, no Gibson as William Wallace was probably the most historically accurate representation that we've ever gotten from a historical figure.
Speaker: Yeah, because let's be honest. William Wallace was the greatest thing to happen on that island. It's my island. I'm going to get arrested tomorrow. You son of a bitch. Motherfuckers. Anyway, I'm sorry. Jeff, you were saying there was something important we had to get to. I, you know, and I've been waiting for it all day. You know, I wanted to do it in the first hour. We've been on it. I know.
Speaker: We can't let it go another week. We'll we'll all go nuts. Well, the verdict is done. Yeah, we. I was really hoping to get called a silly sausage but I'll take a wee trouble. Trust me, there's only one thing we about me. Chris likes being being part of the we. So, you know, what what did we do that last Saturday?
Speaker: Saturday before last. Saturday before. Yeah. Saturday, we did the draft the Wednesday priors when we came up with the we we had a conversation. Jeff brought up a conversation about television shows that you know, if we could go back and watch them for the first time again. Basically, you have no knowledge of the show and you're watching it for the first time and what shows we'd like to watch. Well, me being
Speaker: awesome host that I am. I'm like, boys, would you like to bring back to starting five? Because this would be a great starting five topic. And everybody agreed. And then we came back. It was a Wednesday night. And then we came back on Saturday. And we decided to bring back the starting five. It was a bit segment, whatever you want to call it, that we did in the very young stages of nonsensical nonsense. We had a lot of fun doing it. We're still finding ourselves. Yeah.
Speaker: I remember when I was still on the mic. Still looking. Still finding the right mic. Still looking. Hey. Silly Saus. I have. I actually, I have. I found it and I have it. I just haven't started watching it yet. Jesus calls me Ash's. See, but the problem is when Jesus calls me a silly sausage, he says it with a Canadian accent. Yeah. So it's, it's Canadian bacon at that point.
Speaker: Oh man. I'm Canadian sausage. Yeah. That's disappointing. Uh, I have, but I haven't started watching it yet, but it is on my to -do list and I, I have it. I have a, a, the webpage that I look, watch things on. I have it tagged so I can start watching it. So anyway, so, so we decided that following Saturday that we were going to bring the starting five back.
Speaker: Well, when we decided to do that, little did we know. Now we did invite Lahey to take part in the starting five with us. Little did we know we were going to get a surprise appearance from some OGs of nonsense. Guys, I have fired. I feel like Mr. Man, you're fired.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: And and and popped up and we're like fuck it. We got the OGs in the house. So we did the starting five It was like I said television shows that you could watch for the first time again with no knowledge of basically so we we all Drafted our list and Jeffrey. Do you have that list that you can pop up on the screen? There you go Thank you very much. As you can see you got six brand new lists this week. We start down here with Mike with Yellowstone peaky binders the offer
Speaker: Twilight is done. The original.
Speaker: Tony D as one person commented on tick -tock why Tony D got an old man list which my response was well Tony had to start track the original the last ship which I still don't know what the fuck that is I still don't either I don't know what the fuck that is X files law and order the original law and order because there's 47 different law and orders at this point
Speaker: and the Cosby show America's Dad until we found out that it was America's Dad. America's cereal rarest. Yeah. I couldn't call them that back then, so they just had to call them America's Dad. The lady came in as the underdog, kind of at a disadvantage because, as we all know, she is Scottish. I'm not going to call her British or UK. I will. UK -ian? UK -ian? Yeah, there you go. A UK -ian? A UK -ian.
Speaker: Sometimes you got to work it out, out loud. It's a UKdian. She's Scott. Yeah, she came through and she came in at a disadvantage, but you know, she got a couple of heavy hitters in here with none of us had heard of, but we, I plan on checking out doctor who is.
Speaker: She's yelling at Jeeps. No one can steal my silly stuff. Dr. Who, which everybody knows who Dr. Who is, and I don't care who your favorite Dr. Who is. I don't want to hear it. Somebody started messing with me. 13 was better than Dr. 7, but Dr. 6 was better than 13 and then 12. And I said, bro, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Speaker: Yeah. I've never seen a single episode. I've seen I've seen I've seen two two episodes, three episodes, and I couldn't tell you which doctor it was. And I was confused as fuck. Anyways, a person of interest. Good show. Only Fools and Horses, Columbo and the Blacklist. So she's doing a couple of American shows. Blacklist is a great show. Excellent. I've never seen it. So. So, James, go ahead and we're going to go ahead and give
Speaker: play here another mark there from Geebles. Just add insult to injury. And Connor. No, no, no. The Big Bang Theory. Terrible show house. That's a great show. You can suck like that. Big Bang Theory was a good show. Leave Big Leave fucking Sheldon out of this quiet show. It was a good pick.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. As Chris is trying not to get back. Yeah. I keep talking **** about the **** big bank theory, Chris. Nikki, get his **** Pull out the strap tonight. He deserves it. Uh got a red house, Dahmer, Young Sheldon. He goes for the two
Speaker: I'm not mad at that and I do love Bones. What killed me on Connor's list was Dahmer. It was great, but watching it again. Hey, he wanted to do a little gay shit. He said just relax. I just want to watch the movie. Yeah, just watch the movie. Hold on. Calm down.
Speaker: Uh, Jeffrey had game of thrones fucking nerd sons of what he fucking cares true blood What's up, sucky? Speaking of nipples. Yeah, no shit That bitch fucked every dude in that show I feel like and she and I don't think there was a single episode where she wasn't naked Oh, no, wait, the only guy she didn't have sex with was Lafayette That's because he's very very very gay. Well, she didn't fuck her brother
Speaker: the the
Speaker: that Jeff and I, that's one of our, probably our top two favorite shows that we both like is Scrubs and Psych, and I wasn't gonna pick either one of them, and The Walking Dead. And then yours truly, I had Criminal Minds. It's a good show, I'll give you that one. I don't mind with Criminal Minds, I think it's really good. It killed you.
Speaker: Nice. Criminal Minds was great, especially if you're into serial killers and the BAU and everything like that. American Horror Story, when it's funny because Nicky and I are rewatching American Horror Story right now. We're on Season Freak Show, Season Four. Excellent. I literally just finished Game of Thrones again. I also had Saved by the Bell, went back to my childhood.
Speaker: Uh, boy meets world again, back to my childhood Smallville loves Smallville terrible fucking last season, but, uh, you know, being a big fan, it was cool to see the quote unquote prequel to Superman. And I had tales from the Crip because yeah.
Speaker: I'm a horror guy and I remember laying in bed and I was supposed to be in bed one night night sleeping toys and ghouls and you know that theme musical kick on and the Crip Keeper would bounce up out of the coffin and every week was something different. That's a show they need to bring back. But he said good. Thank you for being afraid. I'm surprised. Don't eat it.
Speaker: So, you know what? We technically only have five, but we went six. Yeah. So, you know, there's a lot of shows out there, Jeeves. I had like 15 backups. Yeah. And all mine, literally, I'll be a 100 % honest with you guys. Mine, literally, I just pulled them out of my ass because I'm so busy with a million other things.
Speaker: Um, it's too feminine and wait for it. Yeah, but I feel like Tony. The thing is about the golden girls. Fantastic. Don't get me wrong. I love that. I love Betty White and everything she's ever done. She's fucking hilarious. So we put that list out there and we put it out on the social media. It went out onto the Instagram, the Facebook, and TikTok. Unfortunately, X wouldn't allow me to put it out there.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: I'm not going to say who voted for this person, but we're going to leave. Okay. So, so we put it on social media and we allow it to the, well, I would like to say that we allow it to our listeners and our followers to vote, but some people have to beg for votes and get people to vote. Did Tony cheat again?
Speaker: who don't speak English or, you know, some guy who wants to humble. I'm not mentioning any names now. I mean, somebody's got a guilty conscience. If you feel like you have to speak up, Jeffrey.
Speaker: You're some guy, you know, some guy who wants to humble Glick and yells at Jeff. He already raised his hand. Hey, listen, to be fair, never done this before. You guys do the starting five. However, I was trying to hear him here. So we ever do the starting five again.
Speaker: Did you have a stroke bro? Are you okay me? Yeah, if you if we ever get started Yeah Well, you literally started saying something and then stopped you said if we ever do the starting vibe again And then you stop talking I'm not with you. What? And you wonder why we call him nonsense go by me I
Speaker: Hey, Chris, Chris has moved from the airport. You took his place. I'm sorry. You guys never do the 35 again. There's unicorns and rainbows and the clouds are pretty. And I have hairy legs and they used to rub my legs down for the nonsensical nonsense part. I've had a lot of head injuries and it has very much so fucked with my memory and my ability to speak.
Speaker: and remember what I'm talking about a lot of the time. So, that was a really good example. I honestly, I don't remember saying that at all. I I feel you because I've had a lot of concussions and injuries and stuff like that. So, my memory is kind of wonky. I feel you. Yeah, you do. I got I got I got I got
Speaker: I got smoked last year and I've been. You were saying you were actually saying you've never seen us do the starting five. This is your first starting five. So I get it. And you said if we ever do it again, you would actually do more research is what I think you were getting at.
Speaker: That's probably that sounds like something that would run through my head But yeah, I mean I haven't done it before I was for the most part I was doing this because I was tired of listening to Glick say he was the champion and I'll do anything I don't care if Jeff gets votes Leggy gets votes anybody else except for him and your lists are fast So, you know, I just I just wanted people that are listeners to vote for people other than you. I
Speaker: Well, you know, again, you can't, you can't persuade the voters, man. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, fair, fair. Yeah. It's not the United States. I'm accepting that. I'm accepting that. And we'll move forward from who does research, man. What I can do any reason has literally come off the top of my head. Oh, yes. You're so knowledgeable. Yes.
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Speaker: Let's be honest, we all wish for that for each one of us every day. I used to tell my guys that I didn't like in the military. I hope we go to war and you get shot first. Were you in the military with Marines by chance? Because you know they're the ones, as my pops used to say, Marines, the only thing they're good for is human shields.
Speaker: Well again, there's a reason the arm is the largest branch because we have the most bodies to sacrifice He was he wasn't he was a hundred and first Yeah, anytime you guys do another starting five that'd be cool us
Speaker: That's the sound of Leggy breaking your cock again. So anyway, so we put the list out there for the listeners and the viewers and the followers or any other outside random people. Yeah. You know, if you're a certain, a certain, well, Tony, I think it's safe to say.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony go to bed Or if you're like Mike and you go beg people to vote they don't look at any other list and they just vote for you Yeah, so The numbers came in like this
Speaker: Congratulations on your three votes. I will also say excuse me.
Speaker: I will have to say this. Thank you guys to those of you who voted because this has probably been our biggest turnout as far as votes go. We had six lists. And this has probably been our biggest turnout for votes in all honesty. So a lot of votes were casted as far as this list goes. Not our biggest turnout. We did have one list that blew up. That was pretty cool. However, Tony D, I'm going to need you to be better.
Speaker: Per the course, per the usual. I think I honestly think that Bill Cosby killed it. I think Bill Cosby slipped something in Tony's drink and that's why he didn't get enough votes.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: outside people mean when you go and tell people to go and vote for your list and they don't even look at any of the other list and they solely come in to vote for you, which Mike is notorious for doing. That's why we make fun of Mike and that's why we fuck with Mike because he's notorious. They don't follow us. They don't listen to the show. They couldn't tell you who who click Jeff Connor.
Speaker: Tony, Mike, well, Tony or Leggy was. They didn't they don't know who's who or anything like that. They're simply voting for him because he goes and tells them to. I mean, yeah. Oh, please. He's on this show sometimes and Tony is. That's what I mean by outside people. Yes. So who do you want? He's given the outside people fucking handy J's behind the fucking cookie mart.
Speaker: I think I think basically what she's it basically is what she's saying is that you're the king of the lurkers. Yeah. Tony, are you wearing your dog tags in that picture? You dumb douche canoe. The greatest at what? Uh so true.
Speaker: Bro, can I get to this? I don't give a damn. Sometimes today, Chris. Yeah, let's get. Let's know who Tony Tony Tony that the greatest. Got number six. Got number six. Three hobo. Three hobo. So that is that is I gotta say that's pretty impressive. Yeah, that means that.
Speaker: Kind of impressive that you get so many shots. Lady with her first appearance on the starting five. Severe underdog coming in. You know, being from across the pond, so to say. She had four votes. Hey, not bad for your first shot. At all honesty, you beat Tony. And without Mike's outside interference, you would have beat Mike as well. You get a trophy for beating Tony.
Speaker: Mike Mike had eight votes. Technically, he had one. Let's be honest. That's all she cared about beating. Let's be honest. Yeah. Yeah. As long as I beat Tony, I'm good. Uh hey, dipshit. I wasn't giving a **** after I got back. Uh Tony. Um so, you know, so Mike had eight. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, Connor. I'm going to say this
Speaker: Not a bad list. But you know what you didn't do? You personally, pew pew. I see your little pew pew. I like it. I kind of want one. I'm not bad at it. I kind of want one. Well, I've cut it off, Timo. I'm going to get a sticker that says that and put it on my drill press. Let's be honest. Yeah, like you had a good list. She tried to swing it. Like you actually did have a really good list. Like you said, for being across the line,
Speaker: to get that, you know, to go more American and we do have listeners all over the world. So, and you intrigued all of us to watch this Ashes to Ashes show. I know we're all wanting to know what happens with this. So anyway, so Connor, you did not humble me. You personally did not humble me.
Speaker: What's your six votes? I can accept that. You got outvoted by Mike. You got outvoted by Mike. I sent that to two people before you shut me down. Mike, I'm sure, sent it to the world. He went through his friend list and went... And group checked. Send in vigils. Send in vigils. I came in dead last. If he didn't do his normal tactics,
Speaker: then Tony, then Leggin. No, actually my bad. Yeah, then Leggin and then you. I can accept Brown. So you're still coming. You're still using. You're on the podium, brother. You're on the podium. I'll take that. For your first starting five. Yeah, you're still on the podium, my friend. And then there was two. And then there was two. And you know, as much as I don't like the shows Jeff had, he did have some heavy hitters.
Speaker: I did. And to your credit, you did as well, sir. I feel like Jeff won because he keeps smiling. I think, well, no, I honestly have no idea. Because I only kept track of one place and Chris kept track of all the places. I think if Chris did lose, I think what hurt him was the older shows.
Speaker: So, you know, I don't necessarily care for him and you know, Connor shit on my list and I have to, I have to. Oh, fuck. Oh my God. Oh my God. If he comes back with a championship belt, I'm, I'm getting off the shelf.
Speaker: This feels good right here. You guys have no idea. I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You gotta piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy.
Speaker: He's got it. That was perfect timing. Oh, he does. I went to the, I went to the school. Fucking one before I shoot myself. I want to drop this. I got two standard. This has been my, this is, I dropped you off. I dropped you guys on purpose. I'll bring you right back. Calm down. Just calm down. So
Speaker: I didn't do that. I'm frozen. Jeff, you... That was not me. No, it's... I did not drop him down. I think, Connor. Fucking Connie playing games. Connor, but, Jeff, you've always been my... My, uh... Heal. But you were me, like, and you're always, like, right there. Yeah. And now we're going to run it. The walls are clean.
Speaker: I watched him. It's Valentine's Day. Yeah. That's my balls too. Um no. So, two solid lists going head to head. Uh yeah. I graduated again. I reiterated. I graduated from the school of secrets. However, much like in Highlander, there can be only one
Speaker: And I take into the day.
Speaker: I know you better find out the war path He'll prove a point, number one
Speaker: The words and the words of the scrape and the great Scott Hall Shock another one up for the bad guys. Oh my god If it wasn't for tick -tock You would have had me Jeff. Yeah I'm not gonna lie. You would have had me had it was 16 to 12
Speaker: Tiktok, they all came through and all I did was post a video. Y 'all, thank you guys.
Speaker: Wolfpack in the house. Too sweet. Chris dropped off. I don't know what happened. It's so stupid that they literally made another NWO and made it worse by calling it Wolfpack NWO. It was 16 to 12. It should just been Wolfpack. Was the final numbers and like I said,
Speaker: had it not been for TikTok because I counted Instagram and I counted Facebook and you were up. And when I went to TikTok, Connor's gone. Connor's just like, fuck this shit. I am now single -handedly the greatest champion of all time.
Speaker: What's that? What's the official number of wins? I'm going to read me. Yeah. No, no. How many? 16 to 12. Oh, I thought I I thought you said I was 16 before you put it on TikTok. No, no, no, no. No, no. Before I calculated, you were actually beating me. TikTok came through. Oh, someone's got to come up with the top five to beat this motherfucker. You got a few votes in the past. Dude, the only we were the only ones that got votes on TikTok. Yeah.
Speaker: I was just able to edge you out on Tiktok. Oh, like you got to vote on. Who are you edging? Yeah, he was. I said now as single handedly, the greatest champion of all time. I'm no longer tied with the New York Yankees. I single handedly hold
Speaker: More championship.
Speaker: This is a message to all
Speaker: Did you wash your ass today? Oh my **** god. What the **** was that? 28. Oh my god. The Yankees have 27.
Speaker: Tom Brady has seven. Let's see. The Pittsburgh Penguins have six. Rick Flair has 16. John Cena has 16. John Cena has 15. They double him at 16. Oh. Yeah. John Cena's invisible. So, you know. Yeah, you can't see him. You don't know. He could have 25. We don't know. What now, though, don't even have as many championships as I have. Oh, my fucking God.
Speaker: 20. Someone please beat this fucker in a top five. That was my whole objective. My whole objective reached out. He didn't do it good enough. It wasn't for me. I didn't do it for my votes. I did it to uncrown him. And Haas, no one ever dissed the wolf pack, but calling them the NWO wolf pack was bullshit.
Speaker: Oh, it feels good to be the king, baby. It feels good to be the king, baby. I swear to God, if I ever create a top five and fucking I get that belt, I'm pissing on that belt. I'm running it over with a tractor and I'm sending it back to you with the fucking tire marks. I hope you know that you are all 13 of my reasons.
Speaker: I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
Speaker: I actually have to take this cat to the vet, so. Chris. Have a good night, boys. This is for you before I leave, Chris. See you, buddy. Bye, Jarvis. Bye, guys. Have a good one, Jarvis. Go fuck yourself, Chris. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Forgot.
Speaker: Go fuck yourself Sacramento. That's great. Can't even can't even stay for the outro. Can't even stay to end the show. Can't they just they just leave. There's some sore losers, so I'm the greatest champion of all time. I'm humble by the way. I mean, hey, I'm still here and haven't made top five list, so there's a.
Speaker: I think he was. I gotta admit, man, I was keeping track and I was counting all the way up until we ended voting tonight and TikTok really came through. So shout out to you guys. Shout out to everybody who voted and thank you guys. It was awesome. Like I said, probably one of our biggest, oh, what's the word?
Speaker: He's got an affection on his an infection like a like a huge turnout turnout. That's what I was looking for as far as the votes go. Thank you guys for everybody for voting. Obviously, you know,
Speaker: For your first time and you coming in from the chatters box appreciate that and it was cool to see the OGs back I mean mainly because it's just fun to thoroughly or Embarrass the hell out of Mike and Tony because they talk way more shit than I do and they Nine times out of ten have the worst fucking possible list you could ever imagine Um
Speaker: I don't know if we want to do it every week, but I think the occasional starting five would be fun. You know, like maybe once a month or something like that. I think it would be fun. I don't care if I lose again. I've won 28 times. Well, soon there'll be a new champion winning. You'll see some of the side put together. Three, one.
Speaker: I didn't even have to say anything. Everybody else said it was fucking bullshit. So he has an asterisk and that's Mike. And the other two, Jeff's got one and Tony's got one. But the only reason they got one is because I told everybody not to vote for me. And even with me telling everybody not to vote for me, I stay still only got like one vote to get the win. And that was because I was like, I'm going to vote for Tony. I'm going to vote for Jeff.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: That's all I do. I post on the podcast pages. You know, he left as soon as, yeah, you knew he left, by the way, just for himself. Just all different accounts. He came up with different emails. It was just on TikTok, Tony, both Instagram, Tony, both Facebook, Tony. Uh,
Speaker: No, I do. I love I love doing the starting fires. I love doing the random competitions on the show. It allows us to talk shit and whatnot. And, you know, like even the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, it turns into a little bit of a competition just to see who gets the most right or whatever the celebrity death list. Of course, he would. You're allowed to vote for yourself once.
Speaker: Once I made that rule because I caught the guys voting more themselves. And I was, and I was like, we can vote. It's just not for ourselves. And I caught the guys voting for themselves because again, I get the notifications so I know who votes where. And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. If you guys want to vote for yourselves, you can vote for yourselves one time, one time. And I would still throw my vote out to somebody else.
Speaker: Yeah. Now you do. You give me six. You tied for third for Connor. We'll say you voted for yourself. Yeah. Still not a bad showing for your first appearance. But, uh, but yeah, so, you know, I had to, I had to, I had to change. I had to change a lot of things up, man. And with, because it was, it, there was a lot of under hit. There was a lot of shady shit going on. It was like, I'm just going to put it on, on the social media.
Speaker: And we'll see what happens. And then guys were sharing it out. I wasn't getting tagged. I didn't know they were sharing it out. And then they wanted those votes to be counted. And it was like, what the fuck? They were voting for themselves. And then they were begging for votes. And it was like, all right, first and foremost, I don't want to allow begging for votes. I feel like the people who vote should at least be following our social media. You guys can share it out. Just tag me in it. That's all I ask. Just tag me in it so that I can calculate the votes from there.
Speaker: And I was like, I don't care who votes, even if they're not following us or listening, I don't give a fuck who votes. I do draw the line at begging for votes or DMing or anything like that. Don't, because that was a big issue we had one time and I had to call it out because I'd put a list on TikTok.
Speaker: And I usually try to do it like, so like this one, and I was starting five is bad. We got six brand new lists for you guys. And the champ is putting his title up on the line and you know, blah, blah, blah. Go ahead and take a peek at the list and let us know who has the best list vote down in the comments, whatever. Well, I did that and a certain individual got like 20 votes and like two minutes.
Speaker: And then I was the analytics and the analytics were, they were watching the video for less than a second. And it was like, first and foremost, there was like four or five seconds of bullshit before you even got to the list. So I didn't see the list and they were just dropping votes on this, on this certain person. And I threw that list away. I'm like, no, we're not doing this because that's fucking bullshit. And that's shady, underhanded nonsense. That's not going to fly.
Speaker: I was like, you can post it, but you just post it as is. You don't beg for votes. You can share it, tag me in it. So I know you posted it. And that way I can calculate the numbers. I liked what Jeff did this time. I liked what Connor did. I liked what Leggy did. They shared the actual post. So when people clicked on it, it brought them back to the actual page. So I had to search 25 different pages. I could just go to the post on Facebook, for instance, if they shared the Facebook post.
Speaker: So I liked that and they tagged me in it. So yeah. Yeah. But that's all I do. I just, I just make the post, you know, and then I put it up and let it go. Whatever happens happens. I'll share it out on like other pages, like other podcast pages and, uh, and stuff like that, just because we're trying to pull people to our page. Like ultimately when I do that, I'm trying to draw people to our page, to
Speaker: Our show and stuff like that We've gotten a lot of new followers that way you know, they see the list and they scroll through the page and they watch some stuff and Okay, so that's kind of why I want the engagement from social media and whatnot That's why we do the thing. You know, that's why we do things like this, but I can't help the fact that I'm just fucking better than everybody At the end of the day, I mean it is what it is
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, when I was watching you guys on Monday, and you're like, hey, get your ass over here on Wednesday, I was like, okay. Well, I wanted you to come up because seriously, dude, I do want to tell you happy birthday. I mentioned Monday, you know, on the Monday early on in the show, but I just I was in a different place in a mindset and whatnot.
Speaker: But then you said that you did your final and you're going to graduate and whatnot like that. So I wanted you to come up tonight. Not only that, I didn't think you were going to hang out the whole show. Trust me, you're welcome any time here first and foremost. Um, but I wanted you to come up here so we could, so we could tell you happy birthday and we can tell you congratulations, man, because that's awesome. You know, like I said, early on when you first went back to school,
Speaker: I know the struggles you were going through and we talked about it. You were hanging out with me one night and we talked about it and you said, you know, there's this, that, and the other thing going on. And I don't think it's worth it. And I'm just ready to give up. And, you know, and I know we talked and I kind of told you, just keep, keep going, you know, everything will work out accordingly.
Speaker: It was a lot of soul searching inside myself like whenever I watch and when you guys were talking about the mental health thing and all that it's just like God like there's so many times where I wanted to be like you know what you guys fucking get it and there's so many times are like I want to come on the Monday show and just be like you know with what you guys are doing is opening that forbidden door well, and I encourage
Speaker: All all all men and any any men to come on the show on Monday nights. I really do I Thoroughly encourage all men to come on the show Whether you're in the chatter's box or if you want to come on the show at live with us I'm really looking forward to doing this show with Mark and Brian We've we've locked in March 18th. So that's what 18th show it's gonna be a team up. I don't want to be a douchebag and call it a collaboration
Speaker: It's gonna be a team up between right now. I don't know what I don't know what Monday's show is gonna be called, but right now it's man up Monday. But man up Monday and talking shit, we're gonna team up and we're gonna talk. Obviously, I don't know where we're gonna go, what avenues we're gonna go down or anything like that yet.
Speaker: But I encourage all men and, and, and I don't want to see, I know it's a focus on men's mental health, but any women or any ladies or whatever that are out there, you know, you guys are welcome to be in the chatters box and, and, you know,
Speaker: If we're covering a subject that you can relate to and you can talk to which 99 .99999 % of the time, it's probably one of those subjects that, you know, I encourage them to be there and I encourage them to be in the box and potentially come up on the show as well. But the main focus is men's mental health because like Jarvis is a forbidden door. That's a huge stigma. And to have real people, real guys, real men opening up and
Speaker: and being vulnerable is not something that you see a lot and not looking for anything other than just to raise some kind of awareness. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it for likes. I'm not doing it for followers. I'm doing it because it's a real issue in our world today. I'm just going to say world in our world today. And it's, it's new because we're not people that are,
Speaker: famous and in the spotlight all the time. We're pretty much talking about our struggles. I mean, I would not be here without the people that are in my life. Alyssa knows this very well. Before I met her, I was not in a good place. I mean, granted, haven't been in a good place for a while, but going to school was a big deal for me.
Speaker: It got me out of just going to the same old jobs that was like, oh, I'm just here for a paycheck. You know, I'm doing nothing creatively, nothing that's really getting me happy to go to work. And everyone thought, well, I shouldn't say everyone, but a lot of people
Speaker: Like my mother -in -law thought that, well, you're 30 going on 31. Why are you going to school now? And it's like, because this is the first time that I'm making this decision. Like when I got out of school, I was considered mentally disabled all through school. So I was pretty much pushed through the system and all that. And then when I got into the workforce, I had a bunch of people that said,
Speaker: the
Speaker: Literally after a shift from work. It's just like people my best friend Bryant who's like a brother to me You know, he'd be like hey see you tomorrow and it's like Brian. I Think it's the end, you know and Brian's like bro. You've been saying that for years well luckily when I was at my worst I had my
Speaker: now wife come into my life and just changed a lot of things. A lot of good things start changing happening. My dad, you know, even though when he had his seizures, he quit drinking, starts living a clean life and all that.
Speaker: so very happy for that my brother same thing changed his life around and then it was just like a lot of people were saying well where's your where's your redemption steven and with the whole mental health aspect when i started my podcast that's all it was it wasn't to like you said to get views or likes or to have people be like oh he's crusading for mental health it wasn't like that it was just to show that
Speaker: I'm not Joe Rogan. I'm not, you know, these big name podcasters. I'm just a simple person from Minnesota that grew up in the countryside. That's doing something he loves. No, exactly. And I mean, and that's, you know, um, when I talked about, when I talked to Nikki about doing like the men's mental health thing, she was, she was a big supporter of that lady. He's been telling me for a long time, and she's
Speaker: you know, getting at me for a long time to do it. And, you know, and there's been some other people out there that have, you know, they, they're tuning in and they're listening and, and they've been waiting for not only men, but you know, some of my, some of my, uh, lady friends and stuff like that. Sorry. Some of the lady friends, that sounds weird. The female friends, uh, you know, they, they, you know,
Speaker: Married, they have boyfriends or some of the friends that he keeps away from Nikki so that if you ever get tired of Nikki, he can go. I don't have any friends that I keep away from Nikki. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Nikki. I'm kidding. But you know, like because, you know, they have significant others and they they they see the struggles and stuff like that. But there's not a real there's not a real voice out there. And and that's what you know, that's what kind of happened Monday night for me. It was
Speaker: you know, I did the show and I was perfectly fine doing the show by myself. I didn't plan on doing much more than an hour and it was because I needed, I've been dealing with a lot of shit and going through a lot of shit in my head and it wasn't until last Friday night that I realized that I was falling into a dark place again that I thought I, in my head, I'm like, I got
Speaker: It was kind of like a huge eye opener and kind of a kick in the stomach. And it was like, all right, I gotta be honest. I gotta be honest and I gotta be real. And this is what the show's about. And if I can't come on here and be 100 % brutally honest and I can't come on here and talk about my stuff and I shouldn't be doing this show. And that was my full intent on a Monday night.
Speaker: Um, yeah, we wound up getting into some other conversations and stuff like that with parenting and everything else. But, you know, which also led to where, where I'm at. And, you know, and since last Friday, I've been feeling a little bit better, you know, I'm still through some stuff and still fighting some issues and whatnot, but I'm feeling a lot better and I'm, and I'm realizing, so it's like, you know, Wednesday nights were going.
Speaker: four, five, six hours, you know, four hours ain't that big of a deal, whatever, but they were going six hours. And then I was, you would go backstage and I'm talking to Jeff or Connor or whoever for another hour or two. And I'm drinking the whole time and I'm getting fucking hammered. And Thursday I'm fucking hungover as hell, feeling like shit at work. And then it was like, fuck. So, you know, last Friday night was a real, real kind of,
Speaker: come to Jesus type moment, real, a real eye opener. I had to come on Monday and I had to be brutally honest and, and I had to realize, look, I can't, I can't, I can't do this show and say the things I'm saying. If what I'm going through shit, if I'm not going to be willing to open up, I'm not going to be willing to talk, you know, so that's kind of what we want to do. And that's why, and that's why I took away nonsensical nonsense from Monday. Yeah. Oh, I think 100 % agree. Yeah. And, and, and like I said,
Speaker: I this show is all this this show from Jump Street has been about growth and evolving and
Speaker: you know, finding what works Wednesdays and Saturdays. We have fun and we came, we came in tonight right out that fucking gate just on fire. We came out the gate on fire tonight and it never, in the fire never, you know, like the fire kept getting bigger and bigger all night long. We was having fun. We was having a ball, but you know, and, and, and, and me personally, I feel like that's on me because I've dropped the ball.
Speaker: The last couple months, you know, we've had shitty shows or we've had this that or the other thing I wasn't feeling a show or whatever You know, that's on me So it was cool to have that feeling back again tonight It was cool to you know jump right in right out the fucking gate and just keep running all the way to the finish line And that's what we you know, and I don't care about looking stupid. I don't care about looking dumb That's what this show is all about. It's about having a good time and
Speaker: And trying to be entertaining trying to be funny trying To be honest with you. I don't think any of us try to be funny. It just happens You know And that's what I said, you know, that's why I encourage everybody who podcasts Mm -hmm. Stop thinking about it. Well, definitely and just I mean You know just fucking do it man just
Speaker: And that's, and I think that's one of the, I think that's one of my, one of the things I really like about that Zodiac episode. When you look back or you listen to some other episodes that you've done, you can tell when you're, when you personally, when you're overthinking or you're not feeling it, that Zodiac episode, not only was that a great movie and I'm a huge serial killer guy and great movie. And that's my genre, but you like, we're in the zone, man.
Speaker: from from Jump Street, you were in the zone and I'm like, OK, damn. This kid is actually really good. Well, I mean, that that was a movie that, you know, the funniest thing is that during Dirty Harry, when they filmed that movie, they literally had police all around that set, just in case the Zodiac tried to shoot an actor or something, because they didn't know. They literally did not know what he was going to do.
Speaker: And yeah, it was weird. I mean, and that's, you know, that's what I told you from jump street. Just, you know, I mean, we, hell we had the conversation when you were gaming one night and I told you stop thinking so much. Just fucking do it, man.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, just fucking go. Don't worry about being controversial. Don't worry about hurting somebody's feelings. You're not going to get canceled if we haven't been. First and foremost, if we haven't been canceled, bro, you are not even nowhere on our level of quote unquote controversy. I think the thing that we've said some of the craziest conversations we've had. Trust me, bro, you are fine. Just fucking go. Just put it in drive and go.
Speaker: I think the one thing that usually with me is when I start losing my drive. And I think Dalton has noticed this even with my Twitch channel, because he asked me a couple of times, he's like, why haven't you been regularly doing it? And it's like, well, you know, it comes and goes. Like with my podcast, once I start doing school, go ahead. But anyway, once I started doing school,
Speaker: for the audience that don't know me, it's very hard for me to do three things at once. And I was doing a podcast, a Twitch gaming channel, and schooling. Well, when I started to neglect my podcast, then I started to neglect the Twitch gaming channel, then
Speaker: college started happening. Well, then when I got sick with emphysema this year, then everything started getting really bad. And so it got to the point where, you know, you kind of have to
Speaker: step back a little bit. And I wanted to be on the show last Saturday to talk with the guys and all that. But at the very same time, I was cramming for a final that I was, even though it was open book, was so scared I was going to fail.
Speaker: My wife could literally, if she was home right now, could tell everyone. I was literally hyperventilating because I was like, what if I fail that six months down the drain of studying and trying to get my life in order? And, you know, I was, I was going through what doctors and all that say is the all or nothing.
Speaker: And it's the worst kind of thought process to have when you have mental health. Because all or nothing, all it does is that if I would have failed that, I could have probably retaken it. But at the same time, had I failed it the first time, I would have probably been in the depths of despair. No, that's, you know, that's...
Speaker: And it sucks because, I mean, it wouldn't have taken away from all the stuff I did. No, absolutely not. And that's kind of my mentality. And this is just something I do all the time. This is just the type of person I am. It's all or nothing. You know what I mean? Something that's simplistic is I'm going to start going back to the gym.
Speaker: Yeah. Next week. And I say next week because we leave for PA tomorrow and then we're going to be in PA until Monday. So, you know, and then Monday we're going to get back and, you know, if we get back in enough time, I'm going to try to do the show Monday night. Um, you know, cause I'm not going to do our Friday show. I'm not going to do, uh, obviously we're taking Saturday off. Uh, Jeff's got plans, Connor's got plans. So we're taking Saturday off.
Speaker: So I want, I, you know, hopefully we'll get back in time. So I'll probably start Tuesday and I'm going to get back to the gym. And like I told Nikki, I said, I just, even if it's just for an hour, I'll come home, drop the kids off, change and run up to the gym, go to the gym for an hour or whatever, get, get a workout in because I I'm very, very routine. I have a routine. And once I get that routine with going to the gym, I'll be there every day.
Speaker: I'll be there Monday, Monday or Monday through Saturday. I'll be there five to six days a week, you know, um, rocking it out. Same thing with the shows Monday, Wednesday, Saturdays. I know I'm doing the show from seven to at least 11, maybe midnight, you know, whatever the case may be. It's routine Fridays. I got that show, you know, very routine.
Speaker: the days I'm not doing podcasts and stuff. I'm hanging out with the kids. I'm hanging out with Nikki. You know, it's very routine. I like routine. I don't like a curve being thrown into my routine. I don't know. Maybe it's OCD or maybe it is OCD. I don't know. But nonetheless, that's just how I operate. That's how my brain functions and
Speaker: You know, so it's, it's, it's kind of a very all or nothing. If I can't get into the routine, then I'm just not going to fucking do it. I can't go to the gym sporadic. Oh, definitely. I mean, you know, I can't do it. I can't do a podcast sporadically. I gotta, I gotta have structure. You know what I mean? Some, some form of structure. I have to, I mean,
Speaker: And a lot of people that didn't know me before I did do this, before I guess start on yours, I went through Anchor, I went through Buzzsprout, and thank God for Glick telling me about Zencaster. God, to get to 8 ,000 and to be almost to 9 ,000 plays is the truly humblings thing I can ever be.
Speaker: couldn't have done it without, you know, Glick kind of saying, Hey, you know, I, I know you're on Buzzsprout, but why don't you try this? I mean, it wasn't a safe bet that I was going to make it on another platform. I mean, on Buzzsprout, it took me almost three years just to get to a thousand and not even within a year, I'm already near nine. Well, yeah. And that's, and that's where we were with, with, with, uh, anger. I mean, we were on anger for, from jump street.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, you know, I think we've been on Zincaster for seven, eight months, maybe nine months, something like that. I don't know when I switched over, but it was a risk. I was really dropping everything we'd done with anchor and starting over a new, I didn't know how it was going to go, but I wanted to continue to grow and move forward with this show at the end of the day. I really did.
Speaker: feel like we have something here. I feel like it's enjoyable. I feel like it's entertaining. And I feel like we bring something to the table that nobody else is bringing at the end of the day. Yeah, there's there's there's podcasts out there for days. There's there's, you know, comedy podcasts out there for days, but they're structured segmented. They do this, they do that.
Speaker: We never know what the fuck is going to happen. I'll be 100 % there. Nothing is scripted. I see some things. The most thing on this show is the rock and roll hall of fame every year. Porn hubs. You're in review. Those are the two biggest scripted things that we do on this show. Yeah. You know, we've introduced things. We've tried things. We've done things that didn't work out and
Speaker: You know, but we come on and nobody ever has you know, every once in a while find a news story or whatever But you know, we just come on and just do our fucking thing It's uncensored. It's raw. It's unhinged and Either like us or you don't like us at the end of the day and that's fine. If we're not your cup of tea, that's fine We don't have to be everybody's cup of tea
Speaker: I mean, even if they you try and boycott them at least, you know, don't don't keep watching them. I mean, that's the thing. I mean, we've been boycotted twice. Yeah. And there's no fucking watching you. You boycott us and then you still want to make a whole lot of sense. And we also and we also don't claim to be anything than what we are. We're 100 percent real. Yeah. You know, I guarantee you guys, I promise you guys, if you met me in real life and
Speaker: If you don't believe me, you can ask my fiance, you can ask my kids, you can ask anybody who knows me in real life. What you see on here and what you hear on here is me in real life. I am a fucking I am the definition of a lunatic French. Oh, fuck yeah. Like I like I've told Dalton and shy I want to meet I want to meet them, which I probably will this year because I got to go see my mom on the Dakotas soon. Um,
Speaker: I wanna meet you, I wanna meet Jeff, I wanna meet, there's so many people I wanna meet that are content creators and it's like, it's so weird that, you know, finding all these people and Alyssa asked me, she's like, so if you could pick a list of who out of all of them you wanna meet, and I told her straight out, I'm like, I couldn't, because I said, they're just like me in all different ways. Well, Jarvis, I'm gonna tell you this, much like Chris Jericho once upon a time said,
Speaker: on the list. But no, no, I mean, opportunity to will come in in October, Nikki and I will be doing our wedding wedding reception, wedding party. And I would love to add you and Alyssa to the list of people we invite. I would love that, man. I mean, you'll have to feel obligated or anything like that. If you can make it, you can make it. It'll be in Pennsylvania.
Speaker: If you can't make it, you can't make it. I'm not going to, you know, judge you either way, but I would love to add you guys to the list. Those motherfuckers didn't make it. We added them to the list. Fuck them. You know, he's no longer Jervis. Now he's just. Yeah. Now he's just now he's just a project. Now he's just a fucking project that I gave up on. No, I'm just kidding. But no. And that's the other thing. That's the thing I appreciate about you, man.
Speaker: and I appreciate about like Leggy and Jeeves and meet Mark and Brian when talking to shit. I really like those guys. I like what they're doing. You know, I like that, you know, like Jeff and I, you know, like, well, not just Jeff and I, but the four of us have all said it was like, you know, we're like a multiverse version of each other. You know what I mean? Definitely.
Speaker: If I say I'm going to support somebody, I'm going to support somebody, you know, support you. I support those guys. I mean, you guys seen it tonight. We support lady. We, we, we, we, we shouted out her fringe, her fringe thing that she's got coming up, which is going to be amazing for her. Uh, you know, the opportunity is there to support somebody. There's bands like over and out black top Mojo, you know, yeah.
Speaker: There's one thing where you just kind of flat out, don't return the favor, but there's another thing to just be a blatant prick about it. And, you know, and I don't have no problem. I, you know, like, I know right now I can end the show and I can hit up the guys from over and out and we could chitchat for an hour. Hmm.
Speaker: And which I want to do, I'm probably going to hit them up tomorrow and see if I can get them on one of the shows to support their upcoming gig here in Columbus. I think it's next month. I think it's in March. I don't know. I can't remember the exact date, but I want to get them on here and I want to, I want to promote that. I think I got a new single coming out. I want to get them on here to promote that as well. You know, Rock Lee, that's my guy. He's got big news coming up soon and.
Speaker: you know, he's going to make it a point to where that announcements going to be made on the show. Like he was great, but was, was gracious enough to announce the fact of her French kick here on the show. Like that's huge. Oh, definitely. Oh, anybody. And we were the first ones that she told. So, you know, I appreciate the people who, who, whether they're,
Speaker: Promoting what we do or shouting us out or telling people or anything like that You know the ones and lady does and and over and out does and like there's a podcast that I enjoy and listen here Stuckey and Fonz and Some Bolina scumbellina. I'm talking to you to little troublemaker scumbellina you'll troublemakers and
Speaker: I will have the three of your asses on this show. I know you guys are super busy and I know you guys, we talk all the time and we snap. We don't snap. We chat on Instagram. We share posts and stuff like that. Uh, hello. I was chatting with the guys last night. Um, I was listening to their, one of their episodes last night. Uh, I was out running around last and, uh,
Speaker: I just sent him an Instagram message just to have my two cents because my man done fell and bumped his goddamn head and was on a whole nother ass level of fuckery. But these are guys that we support each other. We shout each other out. And if I say I'm going to get behind somebody, I'm going to get behind somebody until you prove me to be an asshole for supporting you. And once I'm proved to be an asshole to support you, I'm just dumping you, man. I'm done and I'm hurt.
Speaker: Well, that's like that's one thing I've noticed so much about with content creators is that so many people who shouldn't be content creators think they're the greatest ones. And then the ones that are the silent ones are the best. The ones that are always like, hey, is my stuff really that good? Like.
Speaker: the following for follows cool
Speaker: As long as it's a real thing. Yeah. If you guys are actually following me and I'll get the notifications, you follow me. And as long as you've got content or as long as you're doing something, I'm going to follow you back. It doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to shout you out, but I'll follow you back as long as you've got real content. I mean, there's, there's people that, you know, I will say one thing.
Speaker: And it's probably more on me because I need to promote it a little bit more. I just don't know how to promote it because I'm weird like that. Uh, uh, any of y 'all listen to this and I'm speaking to you ladies in particular, who've been following me on TikTok for a hot -ass minute at Glick underscore talk. You know, you boys got it on the fans, right? I'm not saying. I'm not saying.
Speaker: Oh my god, you want to talk about shit like that the amount of fucking Horned stars that
Speaker: are on TikTok that will literally be like, Hey, what's your name? Where are you from and all that? And it's just like Minnesota, but here's the thing. I'm fucking married. Well, does your wife, is she into threesomes? I'm like, she was, I'd be happy to be the first one to know. Hey, trust me. I ain't even like that. I'm just saying some of y 'all been around for a hot minute. Where you at though? Where you at though? It's like I've said, you know,
Speaker: My wife, she I'm not sure I'm not waiting on my friends, but she, my wife worries because she's like, well, some of these women that reach out to you are better looking than me. And I'm like, yeah, but you know what, Alyssa, I had that fun. I said, and it wasn't, it was fun then, but looking back on it, it it's like, yeah, I had sex with six women before I met my wife. It's like, yay, cool. You know, Travis.
Speaker: Don't don't don't brag about that. No, there's a guy. I'm saying this is a guy who has a low body count like just just leave the past. Just call the past what it is. Yeah, you've been with other women. You don't have to put out a number or anything like that. You just you've been with other women. Well, no, I'm just I'm just throwing it out there. I'm just saying back then. Yeah, you know, oh, I did it. Now it's just like you're a fucking idiot, Steven.
Speaker: I mean, yeah, like but it is the past like you saying, you know, like I would have never had an only friends. I've talked about it. I've joked about it and everything like that. And even it's just people. I understand any of y 'all who hear this and maybe follow it. It's a little lackluster right now. Look, your boys still learning the ropes. All right. First and foremost, second of all, it'll be beard pics. I'm weird.
Speaker: It's weird that some of y 'all find me attractive first and foremost, but the only reason I haven't only fancy is because Nikki, Nikki was the one that, that, that supported it and pushed me to do it. And the biggest thing with it was look, as long as you're not conversating or engaging.
Speaker: with the people who follow you or you're not leading them down a road that you shouldn't lead them down. And don't show your back, which I'm like, trust me. Last thing I want to do is show my back because the real thing.
Speaker: Yeah, the real thing is pretty embarrassing. But, you know, in a towel or a pair of gray sweatpants or a pair of boxers. Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo. Pretty impressive. I'm just saying, once it's once it's revealed, not so impressive. I'm just saying. Oh, and like, I don't know if you're still out there in comment land, but last time I watched one of your videos, you said I sound like a Native American when I do that.
Speaker: It was great. I started laughing so hard. I'm like, oh, yes. But no, I'm so happy that I have my wife. You know, she's she's great. I mean, that's the thing. You don't you don't like to put numbers or anything like that. Exactly. Like, you know, I've got a past. Nikki's got a past. It is what it is. At the end of the day, we all have a past. Yeah, like I loved my my brother -in -law's wife. She's like,
Speaker: Really? So she's like, you were a porn star. I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was such a porn star back then. And I looked at Alyssa, and I kind of rolled my eyes. And then his wife was like, well, you know, I heard, very religious woman, by the way. But she was like, I heard that you lose your soul each time you have sex with someone you're not married to. I'm like, I lost that before I did that. So.
Speaker: But, you know, and I just looked at my wife and, you know, someone had asked her, she's like, well, how do you feel about that? And I said, I'm like, you know what? I talked to my wife about it and I said, you know what, Alyssa? I may have done those things, but you know what? I come home to you. I married you. Like Rascal Flatts said, man, God bless the broken road that led me to you.
Speaker: Yeah. And there's another song that Alyssa finds cheesy that I like to play, but, um, beautiful, crazy, because that's who she is to me. You know, we plan to go do something. And then all of a sudden she's like, no, let's stay on the couch and watch TV. And it's just like, yeah. All right. So we gotta wrap this up. All right. Let's wrap it up.
Speaker: Let's wrap this bad boy up. Um, so we're off. I'm off. I'm off tomorrow or Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, no show Friday. We are off Saturday. We'll be back Monday Jarvis. Uh, if you're around, if you're available, um, Connor and I will be doing, uh, like I said,
Speaker: We're just filling it out. So don't take it the wrong way. Uh, Connor and I will be back Monday. Hopefully, hopefully Monday, maybe Monday. I'll be in touch with everybody to let you guys know if that show is going to happen. Um, but, uh, as of right now, more than likely man up Monday, we'll be back. It's the men's mental health show. Uh, Connor and I will be there doing our thing. Jarvis, if you'd like to come up and we could, uh,
Speaker: you know, dive into the world of, uh, you know what, that's actually a good, uh, again, as far as the Monday night shows, I'm not going to hold anything back and surprise everybody. It'd be a good topic of conversation, uh, just to at least get it started and see where it goes. Um, self -doubt, um, you know,
Speaker: yourself where you are where you want to be and where you want to go type deal is what we're gonna kind of start on Monday night if we do the show so nonsensical nonsense will be back next Wednesday for our brand new show and whatever happens happens at the end of the day let's be honest and
Speaker: But no, I do appreciate you guys listening. I appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. Hopefully you had fun. Thank you to the chatters box. Everybody who was in there, Jeeves, Leahy, Hoss, Mark and Brian were here. Tony was here. RIP dog. Everybody in the chatters box. Thank you guys. Replay viewers. If you're watching the replay on YouTube or Facebook, greatly appreciated. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show.
Speaker: And by the end of this weekend, I will hopefully be caught up. I'm 10 or 11 episodes behind at this point, but I plan on taking time this weekend to hopefully, you know, we're going out of town, but I'm taking my laptop with me so I can kind of work on shows and hopefully get shows posted and everything like that get caught up. With that being said, shout out to our sponsors, Liquid IV.
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Speaker: Huge thank you and a huge shout out to our listeners. You guys are awesome. We appreciate you guys and I'd like to say we wouldn't do this show without you. However Still probably would we still would or assholes But we do appreciate the shit out of you guys and we are very grateful for you guys With that being said we do want to wrap this show up as I said, it is the one and only Jackson's birthday from over and out
Speaker: The guy's got a show coming up here in Columbus, Ohio. If you're listening and you're in the vicinity of Columbus, Ohio, I strongly recommend you go on and run your asses over to over and out on all social medias right down here at the bottom of the screen. There it is. Over underscore and underscore out on all social media.
Speaker: And, uh, get those, get that date, get that date. I'm going to try to be there. I'm going to try everything in my power to be there. I do want to wrap this show up with one of their songs. So do I still have it on here? Or did I delete it? I hope I didn't delete it. Yes, there it is. So this is what they were still called. Rum Springer. Matt's still the lead singer. Jackson's still the drummer. Happy birthday to you, brother. Can't wait till you turn 21 so I can buy you a beer officially.
Speaker: But happy birthday to Jackson. However, a couple other members of the band are no longer there, but that's all right. We still love them. They're still fucking awesome. Cheers to you guys. This has been a huge fan favorite on the show. It's an over and outs cover of Billy Idol's Rebel Yo.
Speaker: Little dancer came dancing to my door Last night a little angel came pumping across my soul She said, come on baby, got a license for love And it's pretty expired Pretty hot from above because
Speaker: She cried more, more, more For more, more, more She don't like slavery She won't sit empty But when I'm tired and lonely She sees me to my bed What set you free And brought you to me, baby
Speaker: What sets you free, I need to hear about me Because in the midnight hour, she cried no more With the rebel yell, she cried no more
Speaker: So he takes it to go from the 7 I'll have to bend Well he's out all night to collect a pair But just alone, just so long it don't mess up his head
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: I drive your tears of pain, baby Three thousand times for me I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe Just say, just say
Speaker: over and out with their rendition of Billy Adderall. That's how you even show up. Appreciate y 'all. Let's appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you. Well, nonsensical nonsense. We'll see you next Wednesday. However, I'll probably see you Monday for a little, uh, man up Monday. Jarvis, before we, before we wrap up and close up, do you have anything you'd like to leave the people with?
Speaker: Tonight. God, that's that's the scariest thought. Well, you know, even though he said Columbus, he didn't mean Columbus, Georgia. He meant Columbus, Ohio. There's a difference, but no. Go go if you'd want. There's a cool kickass podcast that talks about movies, sports, sometimes.
Speaker: has guests on there. It's called the Jarvis Project. Some people call it the Jaravishy Project, but it's the Jaravishy Project. And you can find that on
Speaker: Hey, oh, hey, oh, trying to a fucking podcast. You can find that on Zencaster. You can also find it on YouTube at the Jarvis podcast project. And you can also go and you can also go on Twitch and look up Jarvis Demon, where you will find my gaming channel. Hope to have that on.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I want to hire me, I will be more likely to take that call. As long as it's not Kansas City either because I don't want to hear about fucking Taylor Swift for 800 fucking times. But I want to say thank you to Glick for always inviting me to come on the show. It's always truly an amazing honor to be on a podcast that's better than mine, his words not mine.
Speaker: that's OK
Speaker: Fuck yeah, man, like I I still can't believe it and I'll save that for Monday cuz you know you want to get off I want to get off I gotta watch some more shit on Paramount Plus Hopefully my wife gets home soon so, you know, I can shake the bed with her but you know Again, man. Happy birthday, brother. Thank you Congratulations, man in all honesty and all seriousness Congratulations, man. I know I know it was a bit of a struggle for you. I'm proud of you. I
Speaker: Uh, you know, maybe nobody else will say it, but I'm proud of you and it's an awesome achievement. And, you know, I love watching you grow, you know, since we've met you, you've grown a lot. I love watching you grow and I'm going to continue to watch you grow. And in all honesty, I hope you blow up bigger than this podcast or myself will ever do.
Speaker: that's the
Speaker: and asked me, he's like, Steven, you know, I know we're doing a show together. I'd like to do my own show. And I said, bro, you got to do what makes you happy. And I Mark is like a brother to me. Brian, same way. Funniest guys in the world. Same like Glick, Jeff, Connor. Love those guys. Love all my family at the new sense eSports.
Speaker: Even though sometimes I want to choke out fucking Dalton because you know I'm gonna get back into the fucking gaming business, but here I am But yeah, I'm gonna leave you guys. I will try and drop in on Monday Yeah, yeah, I definitely will Love you, bro. Love you, brother. I'll see you maybe Monday See y 'all
Speaker: There it is. With that being said, we'll talk for just a second. I've used this terminology a lot and those who know me know that I mean it. If I'm sitting at a table with my brothers and I'm eating steak, they're eating steaks too. If I'm eating, they're eating. And I don't just do that for anybody at the end of the day.
Speaker: I mean, I'm doing it for the real ones. Once you show your true colors, I'm done at the end of the day. I ain't got time for it. I don't want to be around it and I don't want to be a part of it. But if you are of the few that I call a brother, if I'm eating the steak, you're eating the steak. If I'm drinking, you're drinking and we're living a good life. With that being said,
Speaker: I'm not so much of a serious note. Thank you guys again. A million times ever. Thank you guys again for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. You have no idea how much I appreciate you guys. You have no idea how much this means to me. I'm literally chasing a dream that I have no business chasing. The fact that you guys listen and the fact that you guys enjoy what we do means the world to me. And always remember, when you find yourself at the crossroads of life,
Speaker: And he got that little demon standing beside you, offering you a deal. I'm talking about, uh, if you know anything about, if you don't know anything about anything, when it comes to music, Oh, Robert cross sold his soul at the crossroads. And I'm talking about when you're at the crossroads, that little Damon, he's saying, I'll give you whatever you want, your richest desires, everything you've ever wanted in your life. Ask yourself one question.
Speaker: WWNND, what would nonsensical nonsense do? Well, unless you're a crazy son bitch and you ain't right in the head, you better do the complete opposite of what we would do. Whatever you said, be good. God damn it, be good at it. Cheers, you sons of bitches.
