Nonsensical Nonsense Ep.12

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Speaker: I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph and I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away

Speaker: Cause I'm broken When I'm lonesome And I don't feel right When you're going away You've gone away You don't feel me anymore

Speaker: The worst is over now And we can breathe again I wanna hold you, I am still my pain Wait, there's so much left to learn And no one left to fight I wanna hold you

Speaker: I don't care when I'm over And I don't feel like I am strong enough Cause I'm wrong care when I'm lost and I don't feel right

Speaker: Cause I'm broken When I'm over I don't feel right I am strong enough Cause I'm broken

Speaker: Huzzah!

Speaker: There's something satisfying about watching the numbers countdown. Welcome everybody to Nonsense School Nonsense. I'm Glick hanging out with Jeff as always. It's a little Sunday. Episode 12. Yep. Got my beef lattes for the boys.

Speaker: I got plenty of smokes. Yeah. My Bush drinkers that are watching this, I decided to go cheat today, but this is the first year I've had all weekend. So there's, there's, which is impressive. Yeah. Well, you know, again, we're, we're recording on a Sunday, we set a Saturday, but, uh, yesterday, that was on you. Uh, yesterday, uh, cash had one of his little friends had a birthday party from two to five.

Speaker: And then right after that, uh, literally had to run to my nephew's graduation party. And there was no alcohol either. Well, the kids party, there was no alcohol because it was a kid's party and I was at a park. Well, there was alcohol. Um,

Speaker: And then of course there's alcohol at the graduation party, but I was being a responsible adult and I had to drive home and I have my car understandable and all that stuff. If my daughter had her driver's license, it'd have been a whole nother story, but I was going to say she's on learner's permit right now. He just like, uh, I'm going to take a nap. If you see a cop, wake me up. Well, that's, that's the kicker with the learners permit. Um,

Speaker: Even, even though she has a learners permit and I'm an adult and I'm her father, uh, I can't be, she can't drive the car if I'm intoxicated. It's still legal, but no, I was, I was doing the responsible thing because, you know, sometimes I am an adult 99 % of the time I am not an adult, but there is a rare occasion that I am. Well, when, when, when you're, uh, a dad.

Speaker: on, you know, in your situation of divorce, dad, you have to be the parent. Yeah. It's dad weekend. So I had to, uh, you know, step up. Now, now next weekend, we may or may not record on Saturday because next weekend I may be going out to my sister's cabin. So,

Speaker: My sister and I had, I had a little bit of a falling out years ago and we haven't really talked much, which sucks because she was always my sister. I met, right? No, this is my older sister. Okay. We were always super close. She was like my best friends. Uh, but now that I'm back home, we're, we're,

Speaker: working on, on that again. So it was, it was awesome to go, go, go hang out with her and see my brother -in -law and that side of the family and all that stuff last night. Uh, but she invited me out to her cabin next weekend and I was like, well, let me know. I'll come out Friday or Saturday. I don't know if my work schedule is going to be my new job. Right. Which was something I was going to ask you. Your schedule is going to be.

Speaker: Well, you know, but hell, who knows if they've got wifi out of the cabin, I may take this out, all this stuff out with me and record because, uh, we were joking around yesterday. We were talking about the podcast and we were joking around and said, we're going to start doing a drunk stories with my sister because she's got a, she's got a million of them. Like the time that she hit an ATM in my truck.

Speaker: that that she had to finally was like she had to fess up to it because they came back and

Speaker: And it was a couple hours later, I went out to my truck to get something. There was a huge dent right behind the door, the driver's side door on the bed. And I came in and I was like - Oh, so she like backed into it accidentally. It's not like she plowed in face first or something. No, no. She's like, I want my money! No, no, no, no, no. What had happened was it was wintertime up here and her and my wife, we were over at their apartment and we were all drinking and we needed beer. So they went on a beer run while she needed cash.

Speaker: Well, since it was snowing and my truck was four wheel drive, she thought that it would be fun to play in the parking lot. And she's, she slid into the ATM. Yes. A lot of people forget that four wheel drive doesn't mean four wheel stopping. Doesn't mean anything at all. When you have four wheel drive, when you're hitting the brakes, they slid into the ATM and hit the side of my truck just, just behind the driver side door.

Speaker: I wasn't too mad because it was an older truck, but she's got a ton of drunk stories So I mean if they got Wi -Fi out there and I do go out there Maybe maybe I'll do it. It'll it'll I'll tell you whether it'll be a goddamn train wreck of a of an episode, but Bring her on I'd be hilarious because that's that's what we do. We don't we don't really have a set plan like 11

Speaker: Episode 11, I had some stuff planned. I don't have anything planned except for the fact that we both watched Army of the Dead.

Speaker: Yeah. One through 10, you had no prep work at all. Episode 11, you had some prep work, but then we discovered that you, that you have a first, a barely first grade reading level. So yes, yes. It's probably best that you, well, it all comes down to, I, I, I hate reading out loud. I can read to myself and read it perfectly, but if I read it out loud, I just, I get like tongue tied, so to speak. So it's,

Speaker: Which is why I never prepare anything which is why it's hard for me. I don't like I don't read to my kids I have audiobooks for that Speaking of which I think I'm gonna reach out to a friend of mine and see if she'll make me a shirt With that has that audit just to see what I was gonna say that's cuz that's the tagline for the show is words are hard. Yeah When we do merch that's gonna be on a shirt on the back or on the front somewhere

Speaker: Words are hard. Words are hard.

Speaker: So, so, yeah, I think squirrel squirrel squirrel nonsensical nonsense, the best podcast you've ever heard of squirrel. So I think I think moving forward, it would probably be best that if you do find articles that you send me the actual. I'll just send them to you. I'll send you the links. Yeah. Yeah. Not not the. That that meme was not necessarily meant to get on the show, but it was such a good meme that you it's intriguing and you did the research.

Speaker: Where I just found the meme and I was like, holy shit. This is Larry's read this Yeah, like I did with my wife. I literally showed it my wife We're sitting next to each other on the couch and I just put my phone in her face go look and she reads and she was that's fucked up I said right I couldn't and I could not do the research because here's the thing I My curiosity was piqued

Speaker: Oh yeah. So you can't, you can't just send something like that to somebody and not expect their, their curiosity not to be peaked. So I had to look it up. I wanted to get the full story. Well, and then it led to the, the amazing story of the dog rapist. Exactly. Which is still stuck in my head. I'm like, a male dog, B,

Speaker: middle of a fucking park at like noon on Wednesday, you know, it's like, come on, man. First thing in the morning, everybody's there with their dogs, you know, and then all the dog wants to do that time in the morning is take a shit. You know, let's take a shit, let's hang out with his friends, you know. Yeah, he's, Pops is having a cup of coffee with the other neighborhood dog, dog parents and they're drinking their

Speaker: They're Starbucks and Speedy Gonzales comes running. Hey, Zeus comes running in like Jesus Christ.

Speaker: What's the worst thing about it? Well, I mean, not really the worst thing, because obviously the dog had the whole whole situation handled. But they're just the people just stood there and watched like nobody recorded it. You do a situation like that. I mean, you're more in shock than then appalled at that time. You're just like

Speaker: wait, I got to see what happens. Not that I want to see a half naked Mexican trying to rape a pit bull. I want to see. I want to see what the dog does. Yeah. I want to see the, you know, the cause and effect. I want to see that. I want to see that pit bull just tear literally. I'm a new one, man. So

Speaker: It's like nobody pulled out a phone. This is 2021. The first thing anybody does is pull out their cell phone and record. So, you know. That's what I find odd about that story is nobody had their phone ready or pulled it out midway. I'm not being shown on the video, apparently. It's just you again. I did that the other day. Yeah, I noticed that.

Speaker: Yeah, my kid just my kids are apparently watching on YouTube Because the feed goes directly to my youtube channel Which is actually getting some it's getting some? Attraction not a lot but some okay, you're done And well, it's the only thing I've been putting on my youtube channel Yeah

Speaker: Yeah, a fucking you know traction and stuff like that I've been posting like I screen record certain parts of the show and I'll pray I'm tick -tock or whatever, you know Instagram Which I can't really use Instagram that much. I do need to get I went on it I went it on in the other day trying to play with it and I was just like, oh, this is too much work. I

Speaker: Yeah. Well, because I don't take pictures. Yeah. So I posted I posted a clip the other day. And you know, I'm used to it. And it's not this isn't like a brag thing or anything like that. But you know, I'm used to posting a video and getting a couple hundred views, a couple thousand views, whatever.

Speaker: video I posted the other day literally had 35 views and I'm like, what the **** You know, I think it all comes down to the hashtag on that because uh we we mentioned that about the the 3D wall art I made with the 1776 flag. I reposted the exact same video but just changed the hashtags and they got over a couple hundred views. Yeah. So, well, I think a lot of what it has to do and I was talking to a couple other people on there. Um

Speaker: that have been a part of the creator fund, uh, which I was too, that they say that, that the, that the creator fund has actually hurt them in the long run. So yeah, so well and everything. So, so today I went on there and I'm most trying to talk my life at it episode 11 and, and, and doing all that stuff. That was one of the other things I was doing. So I went in there and I opted out of it and I'm hoping that'll, that'll make a difference again because

Speaker: Like I started, you know, I tag our, our, our Tik TOK page and the videos and stuff, because I'd like to get, I'd like to get that page up to a thousand followers. So, so that we could go live on there and from time to time, not to do this, but just randomly go live on there. And, um, whatnot. So, you know, I've got a little bit larger fan base on my, on my, uh, my Tik TOK page. So I was like, well, yeah, when I stalled, when I stalled and get the word out.

Speaker: And that'll hopefully draw some more, but if nobody's fucking seeing it because it's not getting put out there, then what the fuck? Yeah. It's apparently somebody, somebody posted a video on TikTok explaining how the algorithm works. It gets sent out to like 12 people. Maybe I should, maybe, maybe, maybe I should put a bikini on and smoke crack. I mean, that seems to work.

Speaker: Well, I mean, I saw a woman today, she's got four videos up. And each one of her videos, she's, you know, she's a closer to our age. And, you know, she's, she looks good. But she's wearing a bikini the whole time. She's got a couple thousand views per video. And I'm like, this bitch, I can't, I can't seem to get over 1150.

Speaker: I don't, I don't understand it. I mean, never, never before have I ever, have I ever worried about anything like that. But you know, right now I'm trying to put, put this out there. Now that we got something of, of, of meaning, we both are kind of taking the views and listens serious. Yeah. Where before I was like, yeah, I took it seriously and I would like to,

Speaker: Eventually you get to the point where I don't have to worry about anything but the content but I Take this a little bit more seriously when it comes to listens and views and whatever for the simple fact there is two of us and I Truly believe that we got something here. You know what I mean? I Don't know what we have but I wouldn't I would be careful saying it's content Well

Speaker: Will say that after Wednesday show or Thursday show I did get a very nice compliment and it's it's it's in the it's in the comments from from Stan That meant a lot. That was really cool. He said that he likes what we do and you know called me a podcast beast and I'm like Which is actually kind of cool. I mean the recognition for him is

Speaker: we have something compared to

Speaker: from someone that we know, like you personally know him, correct? Yeah, Stan and I are really good friends. Stan, Kevin and I are very good friends. Stan also does podcasting. And he's amazing. Kevin's amazing too. But he has a tendency to shoot himself in the foot from time to time. But I love both those guys to death. But Stan also gets out and he, when him and

Speaker: Mike, another friend of ours, they had open Mike live and they did a lot of interviews with local musicians and comedians and stuff like that. So they, they did a lot for the community. So to get a compliment like that from Stan was, was awesome. But at the same time, he's been telling me for years.

Speaker: about as long as i've been talking about doing a podcast you fucking do it stupid you'll be awesome so yeah well i think what held me back from doing a podcast for so long is uh you know my first experience with a podcast was listening to kevin smith and he would he would constantly mention oh this people are just helped you know he he's talking about a sponsor like they're just helping us keep the lights on and i was like

Speaker: What do you, how much does it cost? And I was always so pissed, scared about the costs that I didn't even bother to research it because I was like, well, it obviously he can do it because he can afford it. Yeah. And, and then when, when you and I got to discussing podcasting and we realized it doesn't cost anything really. And depending upon the route you go and how you do it, I mean,

Speaker: You're also talking about a guy who's an established actor, director, writer, movies, TV shows, more money than he knows what to do with at times. And they went into it as another avenue of money. Well, I don't think they went into it for another avenue of money. I think they went in it.

Speaker: I think they went in it to, uh, like the, the, the original one, the smart cast was just so that they could actually hang out every once in a while and have a, have a forced reason for them to, because his buddy Scott motor would be like, you know, he, he did a, he did that, uh, was it like chicken run or not chicken run? I don't know. I forget what it's called, but he, you know, he was working on other projects and they, they were somewhat not growing apart, but they, they were constantly both busy.

Speaker: So they were like, we need to do something to kind of pull us back in together and we can't do a movie every month. So they just kind of started doing the podcast and it took off like lightning because it's Kevin Smith. I mean, he's, some of those podcasts are the funniest things I've ever heard. And I was like, that would be my first hearing of Smodcast. I was like, Oh my gosh, that is just the funniest thing I've ever seen and heard. Hmm.

Speaker: And I was like, that would be the ultimate fun job. I've always had a fascination radio. I used to love Howard Stern, which is kind of podcasting is basically the new Howard Stern forefront, so to speak. It's the new radio. Howard Stern in high school, but. Well, yeah, I mean, that's basically. He's obviously the good, I mean, he's one of the

Speaker: if not one of the best radio guy ever. Oh, yeah. Well, he pushed the limits, which is what which is what made him so popular. Yeah, just not my cup of tea. You know, I, yeah, I mean, I've grown out of him. I've grown, like, like I said, when I was younger in high school, it was, you know, you turn it on in the morning, and he's there. And I was like, Oh, yeah, why not?

Speaker: And here's the reason I found out about 9 11 really. Yeah, especially now, especially now that things are coming out that he's a complete fucking scumbag. So yeah, pretty well. It was pretty much a given. People knew it. They just didn't acknowledge it. Well, I'll talk about like the way he treated is the guys that work for him. Essentially at the end of the day, the guys that made him who he is, um, the way that they were treated and stuff like that. A lot of those guys already, uh,

Speaker: But a lot of those guys are coming out and writing books and stuff like that. It's just like, wow, what a fucking scumbag. Yeah. But that also comes with, that also comes with fame. You know, it's like, you gotta, you gotta throw at least 10 % of that to haterism.

Speaker: Hey, look, I'm super famous and I eat my humble pie every morning. Oh, I do too. Anyway, that's the one great thing about being married to my wife is she, no matter how big we get, she'd be like, you're just a fucking podcaster. And I'm like, fuck. He got no real comeback for that. I got three listeners last week.

Speaker: Yeah, you're gonna go do your little podcast With your little friend. But what's funny is is on days where The other day her and I were arguing about something and you and I were Several hours away or the day before and I was like, you know what? I'll just I'll just stop she said no

Speaker: You can't because you guys got something. And I'm like, well, OK. Fine. Fucking I'm done. Make up your mind. We're like we're like a half hour away from from recording. And just like, yeah, I quit. Well, I think it's I think it all comes down to it. So one of those things that's like, you know, I don't know what you want from me is where I get to the point where she's like last night she even said. What was I said something?

Speaker: She got, she got me all mad about something and I was like, fine, whatever. I'll leave you alone. So I went, I came up here and was watching my phone cause her and her friend are downstairs watching TV. And then every three minutes, she's like, Hey, can you give me this? I'm like, what? I thought you wanted to be alone. Hey, can you suck my dick? It got to the point where at one point they ordered food and they asked for me to go get it.

Speaker: She's like, her friend had come over and her friend was like, I ordered, I ordered, uh, it was like a snack or something. She's like, I ordered a snack and my wife was like, can you go get it? And I was like, I thought you told me go upstairs, but okay, I'll go get it. I didn't even eat it. Uh, they don't do that here. You can't door dash it because

Speaker: You guys don't have DoorDash or UberEats or anything down there? Well, we have UberEats. We got, what's the other one? We use one, it's called DD. D -I -D -I. It's very, it's exactly like UberEats and DoorDash, but it's the cheapest version, but they've changed their policy. You can no longer pay with card. You have to have cash when they get there. Oh, it was ridiculous.

Speaker: Well, which was the problem because my wife was there sitting there talking about it. My wife's like, all I have is the card. And they're like, oh, we can't. You did it two months ago. Yeah. Well, you know, I know how that goes. I mean, I've been there before, like with my lives and stuff or, you know, I've told summary, you know, fucking I'm done. It's not even worth it. And I actually did take a break for for a while.

Speaker: Right, so I mean I know how that goes speaking of summer Speaking of my pretty girl. She had a birthday girl didn't she? Happy birthday. Happy belated birthday I sent her a belated birthday on Friday. Happy birthday to you baby. I love you How old is she now? She's uh

Speaker: We're not allowed to discuss her age because you know, she's okay. Well, she's younger than us. No, she's uh she's 31. Yeah, she's she's oh my god. She's a baby. Yeah, she's she's a lot. Yeah. Um she is to a certain degree. She's um but I will say this. She did. She did get uh the the best birthday gift ever in her opinion. Uh from I think from her son or aunt and uncle, she got a cactus that she named

Speaker: Nice. She treats like a real person. And we both got winners. My wife does the same thing. He bit her nose because he threw that thing back on her face. I think she was trying to smell the cactus and got her nose pricked. I think all around she had a pretty good birthday.

Speaker: Uh, it sucks that we worked together. I was able to send her some stuff. I still got one more thing. It's in transit, hopefully eventually. Um, but you know, speaking of the, the, the age, the age thing, yeah, she's, she's about nine years younger than me. Um, nothing on my wife and I, though, we're almost 14 years apart. Yeah. So, you know, like there's things that I'll bring up and she looks at me like I'm an idiot.

Speaker: because Oh, it's it's it's crazy, right? Yeah, it that that that is the focus of today's podcast. I'm telling you right now, the difference in age between my wife and me is we were talking about a movie. I can't remember. We were talking Pocahontas. She loves the because we just got Disney Plus reinstalled. And she was watching Pocahontas. I was like, you know, if you know the real story about Pocahontas, you wouldn't watch that movie. And she's like, she's like,

Speaker: I love this movie. I remember when this movie came out. I told her.

Speaker: She told her age when it came out. I was like, Oh my God. I was like 15. She's like, I was five when I was like, Oh my God. I'm going to register myself as a pedophile. Well, that's like, like you speak of movies. Summer's never seen Top Gun. She's never seen Roadhouse. Oh my God. She's never seen Roadhouse. She's never seen Roadhouse. You got to leave her right there.

Speaker: I'm sorry. You either show it during the wedding or it's over. There's a bunch of movies that she's never seen. And I'm like, you know what, we're going to take a day. Cause you know, we always take a day when we're together, um, where it's just a lazy day and we spend the day together, we lay in bed, whatever the kids are running around there in and out of the bedroom. I was like,

Speaker: We're going to take a day and we're going to watch these movies because they are some of the most amazing movies of all time. And I know when I watch Top Gun, she's like, I don't really like Tom Cruise. I'm like, first of all, Batman's the national treasure. Watch your mouth. Well, he was. He's not kind of like Kevin. He's kind of a weirdo now, but he's still a little truer.

Speaker: The 80s and 90s Tom Cruise is a national treasure. I'll give you that he's still He's like in his 60s still making mission impossible movies and doing his own stunts and he's oh, yeah feet tall Yeah, he is. He is my height. I'll give you that my wife Speaking of the same thing my wife last night we were flicking through the Netflix feed looking for something to watch after her friend left and

Speaker: And, uh, I was like, Holy shit. Look, they got nodding Hill Hugh Grant, Julie Roberts. Uh, and by far I'm sorry. I'm I'm, I know Julie Roberts, a beautiful woman and everything, but the sexiest she's ever been as the scene where she, he gets orange juice on her and she comes down to the stairs after she's changed. Sexiest thing I've ever seen. So is this Hugh Grant before or after the black transgender?

Speaker: hooker. Oh, this is I'm not sure. Well, this is like 9998 99 when that movie came out. I you know, I've never seen that movie and I'm okay. I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a not a big Julia Roberts fan. I'm not either. I like I like. Oh, I love her brother. Her brother cracks me up. But shoot you grand.

Speaker: Yeah, he's he's like the biggest B movie star in the world. Anthony Davis, hey, what's up? But you know, the concept behind Notting Hill is is is a celebrity. She's a she's a she plays a famous movie star. And where's Gallics? Curious.

Speaker: But she's a famous movie star and she walks into this travel book shop that's owned by Hugh Grant. And then they start dating later on. So it's a celebrity going out with a normal person. And it's a brilliant, brilliant little romance movie. And it's true Hugh Grant, Mickey Blue Eyes, you know, dummy. He plays the bumbling idiot.

Speaker: But my wife was like, I've never heard of it. And I was like, the door's right there. This is, you know, she's like, when did you see this movie? I said, I saw the theater. Well,

Speaker: I almost refuse to go to the theater anymore. I've seen it in a movie theater and I use the payphone to call my friends to meet up there on their house phone. On their pager. It's from Gaylock. Oh, okay. And VA in New York. Well, welcome. Welcome.

Speaker: where we we talk about movies from the 80s and 90s. And we also bring up stories from weird stories. Nineties. As last week, we were discussing the Oklahoma City Bob. Oh, shit. Yeah, go ahead. Well, speaking, speaking, speaking of stories like the 80s and 90s. OK, rock it out. So you remember the Menendez brothers, right? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Eric.

Speaker: Yeah, they they they murdered their they killed their parents. Yeah, right. So well, you know, they they said that they they killed their parents because they were their their parents sexually assaulted, molested and raped them and all this. I didn't know that part. I didn't know that part. I just knew they cared the parents and that makes them do specs. Yeah. So so they they they did it to protect themselves, essentially. OK. OK. Understandable. So.

Speaker: do you know who is obsessed with that? With that with that whole story right now? And who? My fucking daughters. And they're really like, apparently, this is the thing that's going on because I think I think they they've got a retrial now. Oh, really? It's been what, 40 years, something like that. Not 40 years, 40 years when they run almost 30. Yeah. Because it was like 90 or something like that.

Speaker: To the point. Yeah, something like that. Oh, I appreciate you, Anthony. Yeah. To the point where today I found out my middle daughter created a TikTok page to the Menendez brothers, free the Menendez brothers. And I'm like, well, she's probably the only one. No, she's not. There's a lot of them out there. And she's like, I just created it the other day at like,

Speaker: I don't know like Friday or Saturday or something probably Friday and she's like I've already got over a hundred followers and I'm scrolling through the videos because I'm like, why do you have a secret page? You know, I want to make sure everything's on the make sure on the up and up so I'm scrolling through she's getting tons of views on the damn video She's making and it's just like it's just it's just like pictures of the brothers and you know different weird stories and stuff like that so I was like

Speaker: Yeah, it has been popping up on my uh, my youtube uh news feed different stories about the men that his brothers and I was like, isn't that kind of old news? But I guess that's it. So because we were talking about the other day, uh yesterday we were talking about it because they brought it up and I was like, yeah, they killed their fucking parents. They should be in jail and they're like, well, no, because they killed their parents because I was like, yeah, I didn't know why they killed their parents. Yeah, they were victims.

Speaker: I mean they could have just walked out the front door while their parents were sleeping. I Don't know I mean that would have been my 12 and 16 12 and 16 year old did a pretty good damn job of convincing me otherwise Yesterday where it's like to the point like well, maybe you're on to something You know, but still I was like it in you know, they still killed their parents Yeah, well

Speaker: Anthony saying that the Menendez brothers a huge thing on the true crime podcast These people that are behind them like Mike my girls are like I've never seen them so dedicated to anything and I mean to the point that Little ones got herself a damn tik -tok page when I'm like All right, I can see what you're saying. I can I can see your point I can see the logic I can see the logic behind what they're saying so And at this point, I mean

Speaker: you know, you look back at it and you're like, well, I mean, they killed their parents. That was, that was a shitty thing. That was the only news that you heard about it though. But now these two boys killed their parents. Now that they're the, I think that was a whole, you know, that just proves that the mainstream media used to fuck with news even back then. Yeah. But it was, uh, it was cause I,

Speaker: the fact that they were victims, I had no, no clue about. Yeah. So now I'm like, you know, they weren't necessarily a danger to society. They just did what they thought they had to do to escape. And they've done, you know, about 30 years in jail. So let's give them a retrial and let the boys out. You know, Lord knows what the hell they've gone through in prison and they separated in prison. So, you know, it's not like one can watch the other's back. Yeah.

Speaker: But that shit blew by fucking mind when they started talking about that. And it wasn't like they were just half -assed talking about it. Like they really knew what they were talking about. They were passionate about it. Yeah. They were like, wow. Where the hell did this come from? As strange as it sounds, I mean, it was kind of a proud dad moment. I'm not going to lie to you. I was going to say, you sound like a proud daddy there. Yeah. Anthony, I'm a huge fan of True Crime podcast, Serial Killers, and stuff like that. I have to let out that. So I listened to a lot of them.

Speaker: that was the first I was hearing about it so you know maybe I'm just not up to date on my you know there's a couple podcasters that I follow so I've been doing this for years so I just haven't got 100 % up to date with their latest podcast but even today man I was working on doing the editing and stuff and I was

Speaker: I did a little Google search. I was like, well, now I'm, I'm interested. I'm kind of intrigued. It kind of intrigued me. I mean, I hadn't given it a real two thoughts until just now, but well, yeah, I might actually watch a video on that. It's been so long ago. I mean, it's much like, so maybe in a smart ass, like I am, I was like, I was like, so do you think the two idiots that shot up Columbine were victims and they weren't psychopaths and they're like, who? Yeah. Well, they're like,

Speaker: There goes that argument on the fucking drain Excellent segue excellent segue Welcome. Hey, there she is because we're alive We summons you Freddie Freddie and what's his face? Speaking of combine

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Speaker: And I found out I fell down the rabbit hole of that on TikTok yesterday to the point where I looked up the song where because they say if you play it in two times speed, it makes more sense. So I was like going through YouTube and stuff looking for that. And I was like, holy shit. It's it's fucked up song when you really think about it. Yeah. What is it? Malice podcast. I'm going to check that out. I think I'm going to write it down right now. Now we're talking about pencils pencil strategically stashed in my bed. Yeah, see.

Speaker: I I'm I'm contemplating doing the whole pencil toss thing in my house because I'm constantly looking for pencils My mother -in -law sent me pictures today of a Bed storage area For her kids that she wants and I was like she's like you can do this out of pallets, right? And I was like, yeah, she's like how many pallets you need I said she says we like nine pictures. They're all different and I'm like, well it all depends on which one you want

Speaker: you know because one was super elaborate and crazy big and the other was like a little you know like a single bed the other's like two twins stacked up against each other and i was like which one i said you but i told her i said you're looking at a minimum 15 palettes and you know well she wants exactly i don't use mechanical pencils because i'm a psychopath

Speaker: because because I bought a box of these at Staples for $2 .00. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Speaker: But, uh, I was watching a, this YouTuber I watch, he actually, his YouTube channel blew up at the beginning of the pandemic because he turned to his, he's got one of those zero turn lawnmowers. Yeah. And, and he's a woodworker and he builds furniture and stuff. And.

Speaker: He's got a, I think his son's obviously adopted, but, uh, his son gave him the idea of, you know, he, he's been riding this kid on the little garden tractor, zero turn garden tractor since the kid was like one years old. And, and the kid was like, dad, this turtle is like a tank. Well, it's middle of a pandemic. He's got nothing to do all his, uh,

Speaker: Jobs coming up everybody canceled because of the fact that he You know, they're like we don't know when we're gonna be working again. We don't know if we can afford it right now blah blah blah So he had all this wood that he'd bought for these jobs. He's like well let's turn this garden tractor to this zero turn tractor into a tank and he went full crazy and

Speaker: and built it rebuilt tracks and everything all out of wood. It's a beautiful piece. And it got national news. His YouTube channel blew up is called bourbon moth. He is hilarious. But the one thing I find odd about him is that he uses mechanical pencils to mark everything. And I'm like, anybody that's marked on wood while making something

Speaker: You know that he must go through a ton of lead. I used to do the same thing. I honestly, I prefer mechanical pencils. But like I said, I bought this super, super sharp. I get that. I bought these pencils mainly for my kids, because there's never a pencil around. It's much like it's much like for pens. I have a weird obsession with staples. No, no. Writing utensils in general.

Speaker: of the

Speaker: but be in love. I can't in my whole life. I've learned the right. That's enough. Upside down and and backwards and whatever to a certain degree but you know, I just I do I do enjoy mechanical pins and that's what I used to use all the time. Our pencils when when I was working construction and build houses and yeah that and the other thing I always had I always had like two two little containers of the lead and like two or three mechanical

Speaker: And that's what everybody told me. They're like, what is wrong with you, dude? Well, yeah, I find it a weird concept for me because I've always used regular red pencil. I keep a razor knife on me and I sharpen it when it needs it. But the one good thing about a mechanical pencil, I'll say that it's a constant size line.

Speaker: Where a regular pencil it goes from super pointy to about a quarter inch wide real fast Which which really fucks up a line when you're trying to cut it on a table saw freehand Everybody's seen my table saw they'll get that reference Anthony

Speaker: We're just one real quick question. And then Jeff, you said you were getting ready to segue into a story before we got into a pencil talk. So so one of the announcements where we reference 80s and 90s movies, we talk about true crime that's 30 plus years old. And we talk about anything else we can think of.

Speaker: But Anthony, where can we find your podcast at? And if you're on Facebook, feel free to give us a follow at Nonsensical Nonsense. And that goes for everybody. Also check us out on Instagram and TikTok, Nonsensical Nonsense. And most importantly, Spotify, where you can get every episode of this bullshit. And Anchor, you can go directly to Anchor and listen to it on any podcasting service that you want.

Speaker: If you're contemplating suicide and you need a reason to live, you can listen to this and realize that you don't have it that bad that there are two other idiots that have it worse than you. We apparently can't get through a podcast without technical difficulty either. We're saving lives, man. Nonsense for nonsense. Saving lives. There's our tagline right there. We save lives through dumbassery.

Speaker: But you said you said you had now we probably wandered away far away from that that that little roll into your story. But but what was it? Where were you going with your story? Oh, well, are you talking about the bourbon moth guy? Oh, is that what you're going to talk about? Yeah, it was just bourbon moth. He literally uses mechanical pencils and blows my mind.

Speaker: But yeah, we were on topic more or less. Oh, he sent me a link. Did he send me a link? He does interviews of people occasionally on my YouTube channel. Nice. Okay. Nice. We'll have to check that out. You could interview us. Because we could use, no matter how many people follow your YouTube channel, that would be probably good for us.

Speaker: But yeah, if you one day, Anthony, we'll have to have you on here as a guest and you can interview us. You're going to have a guy come on our show and interview us. Yeah, it'll be an interesting. Well, that way the interviews on multiple places.

Speaker: My show interview me And already know about us but come on my show Well, no, but then he can take his recording of it and put it on What kind of fuckery are you on right now? What? I don't know. I just make shit up as I go I make shit of as I go what you should have said to me

Speaker: What you should have said is we can come in on your show and you can, you understood what I meant. I meant on Haps in general because he's obviously on Haps. I just hit you with a follow on YouTube right now, sir. Excellent. Checking out your content. Jesus Christ. You're like, you're like the Kevin Hawley of Mexico.

Speaker: Well, that way he's guaranteed you get both of us on at the same time But a little change of subject if we can do it without spoiling too much Well, we both watched army of the dead We can go to a current movie

Speaker: Uh, I don't want to say too much about the movie, but we did both just watch army of the dead. It came out Friday on Netflix, uh, stars Dave Batista and a whole bunch of other people. This is zombie movie.

Speaker: Yeah. But it was an interesting set. Different kind of zombie movie than you would think. Yeah, it was a different take. It was a zombie heist movie, so to say. Very interesting. Different type of zombies. I will say this. Interesting that they were able to contain the area of the zombies very fast. Well, I think in the movie, the way that they

Speaker: And I kind of feel like this is how it would honestly happen in real life. If the zombie outbreak happened, it's not going to be so widespread where it's like worldwide immediately. I think the zombie apocalypse or zombie outbreak is going to happen in an area and then it's going to spread. And in the movie, they kind of showed it that they were able to

Speaker: jump into action real fast and lock it down to keep it from spreading. Based on recent events of a worldwide pandemic, I don't see a zombie outbreak being much different because you'll have government officials bitching about they didn't get their two cents in and next thing you know, they're a zombie.

Speaker: that that's the only problem I saw with the movie itself was the fact that that they were able to cordon off the area with giant shipping containers that fast. Well, I mean, it's not like we have under like we have not many or low supplier shipping containers. Oh, no, this is coming from somebody who lived in a port city for almost 10 years. The amount of one

Speaker: I never realized how big those ships actually were. They're huge, huge. And number two, the amount of containers that are on a single ship is ridiculous. Yeah, but getting that many shipping containers to Vegas that quick. I mean, it's obviously it takes place in Vegas, so there's no spoiler there, but getting that to Vegas that quick.

Speaker: It's a movie, man. You're trying to bring real -life situations. The only thing I did know about the movie was it was David Batista. I saw the trailer and that was it. But I didn't realize it was Zack Snyder directing until I actually started the movie. Well, that was one of the things that got me excited about it because I'm a big Zack Snyder fan. Not only Zack Snyder, but I love Batista. I think he's becoming a... He's going to be the new rock.

Speaker: He's going to be the new rock. I think he should be better than the rock because the rock does the same movie over and over again. It's the same thing. I don't know that movie where he grew up as a nerd. That movie you did with Kevin Hart. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. I'm the rock and I'm a badass. I'm a badass no matter what.

Speaker: He's in Guardians of the Galaxy. He plays Drax, which is, yeah, he's a, he's, he's a bad -ass and, you know, he's going to whoop everybody's ass, but he's a little, a little special in the head. He says most of the people who live in first world countries are zombies. Anyways, I agree with you there, sir. Which is why I live in Mexico. Let's not talk about you and your third world country down there. Oh, you don't need internet at five o 'clock in the evening. Fucking turn it all off.

Speaker: No, but I'll tell you what that the whole I saw video the other day. Yeah, this is going off topic of day zombie movie but but cop shows up to this guy pulls this guy over bike and the cop literally for no reason just starts wailing on this guy with a with a like nightstick.

Speaker: And the guy blocked the nightstick at one point and then picked up the nightstick and went after the cop to the cop, got back in his car and drove off. You don't get that in the States. And I was like, good on you, man. Because the cop was obviously in the wrong. He showed, he literally pulled up, jumped out of the truck and started hollering at this guy. The problem I have with cops down here is, you know how in the States, if you see a cop just walking down the street and the cop says something junior, you can be like, fuck you down here. They don't play that game.

Speaker: Well, yeah. You tell a cop down here, fuck you. You're going to jail. It's full of different world. Yeah. Which I find hilariously weird. Chris had to go get another beer. Okay. Waiting for Chris to get a beer or go to the bathroom or something. I don't know what he didn't say.

Speaker: But yeah, it's a really weird concept down here. But I totally agree with you, Anthony, about the zombies in the States. It's, uh... I wouldn't say to call them zombies, I'd call them more sheep. Not bad. I smell smoke. Oh, that's definitely a reason to jump up.

Speaker: Yeah. Uh, since you did it, I'm going to have to do it and yell at these kids for a second. Yeah. Go ahead and fill in for me real quick. I'll be right back. I, uh, I smoked, I smoked smoke and it's come to find out that, uh, my oldest daughter had took it upon herself to start cooking dinner because I'm a horrible dad and instead of taking care of my

Speaker: Well, I think he's going to go beat his kids. But instead of taking care of my kids, I'm doing a fucking podcast. Oh, I got there. You stuck my head in the kitchen. She's like, what? I was like, nothing. I just smoked smoke. And she's like, oh, I'm cooking dinner. I was like, oh, OK, cool. Sounds like you're burning, dude. She's not burning. Well, like I said before, I've got that.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: No, I could, I could literally hear my kids screaming at each other. They're just literally standing at, they're not screaming. They're not arguing. They're just seeing who could scream loudest outside. Well, the problem is that they do it outside. Then the whole neighborhood yells at them and somebody else send a message of my wife. She'll be like, why are that kid screaming outside? Don't worry about screaming inside.

Speaker: I don't want to go too far into it just because it literally I don't want to spoil it for anybody. I thought it was I it was a little bit disappointing in certain parts. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. But yeah, but fuck it was good.

Speaker: Well, the two characters that I really, I really liked, and it's not so much of a spoiler, but there's a character, Dieter, a little German kid who... He's actually got a huge career in Germany. Yeah, who killed me and the helicopter pilot. Oh, he was hilarious. So, so... Oh, speaking of the helicopter pilot, do you know she was not on set at all? Not once. She was actually... I actually watched a video about... It was like a...

Speaker: behind the scenes, whatever. She was actually cast after the movie was wrapped. Oh, wow. They had a guy in her part, but the guy apparently did something, you know, 30 years ago that pissed off somebody. Yeah. So they recast and reshot all those scenes when they just kind of digitally entered her. Yeah. Well, you and I are the same age. Did she remind you?

Speaker: of a certain character of a TV show in the 80s. That was also a pilot. It's a great show. They made a movie out of it a few years back. We had Mr. T in it. The A -Team.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, the 18. Yeah, she was a bit of a Murdoch. Yeah, she's a bit of a Murdoch. Yeah, definitely. I would definitely because the spoiler alert when she sees the helicopter, she's like what a piece of shit. And if you've seen the 18 movie, which is what face says when he sees the helicopter and Murdoch's hanging from the blades. But yeah, she's that woman's actually a stand up comedian.

Speaker: She was awesome. I love it. So Anthony said in America, especially small town country, yeah, I'm from a small town. If you tell the cops, fuck you. And it's in an unjustified number. Well, first of all, first of all, I don't think you should just randomly know what anybody says. If somebody walks up to me, first of all, if somebody walks up to me, unprovoked, unjustified or anything like that. And you're like, fuck you. First of all.

Speaker: I'm gonna get loud real quick. Oh, you and me both and more than likely that person's getting punched now, right, right. No, but I'm talking like in the middle of a conference, uh, confrontation. If you're, if you're sitting there talking with a cop and you're like, Oh, you're fucking retarded. This is dumb. Like not, not saying fuck you. Like everybody, you're like, Oh, you're stupid. This is, they will literally arrest you for that down here.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, but he says, yeah, if you're crazy, if they see you're crazy enough, they'll, they'll, they'll haul your ass to jail. But I mean, I've done that with cops before. I've been in situations where a cop's gotten loud for no fucking reason. And I'm like, fuck off, get out of my face.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, you could tell the cops who who were losers in high school and became a cop just to be an asshole and I support the But I do too. I don't support the ones who get a badge just because that makes them feel important and they think they can do whatever they want. But yeah, there is a limit to there is a limit to the things I tolerate when it comes to cops and it's it's usually the I have a badge I'm more important to you more important than then you

Speaker: I actually thought about becoming a cop and I'm kind of glad I didn't because I'd probably be dead by now because I would have wanted to do it in New York. No, I mean, I did the same thing. I always wanted to become a cop. But no, I mean, there's a difference between

Speaker: you know, somebody trying to do their job and somebody that went to get a badge just to be an asshole. And like I said, I've had, you know, several instances where somebody, you know, cops got loud with me for no reason. And I've turned around and like, shut the fuck up. Mind your business, you fucking idiot. Exactly. Yeah. I told two cops outside of a concert venue one night that I'd beat the brakes off of them after I got jumped inside the, we were at a concert and a buddy of mine,

Speaker: You know, much like last week, your spilled beer story, uh, and, uh, accidentally spilled a little bit of beer on a guy and him and his friends got tough. And then I got in the middle of it and separated him. And then there was one little froggy fucker that jumped on me from behind.

Speaker: and the

Speaker: Yeah, once the shit went down and the reason well what I had had it split up and calm down and everything like that and one of the guys took a swing at my girlfriend and I put him to sleep. So that's a no win situation for that guy. Yeah, so I put him to sleep but then their little froggy friend jumped on my back and then everybody jumped on me. But the most fucked up thing all my buddies that were there stood there and watched.

Speaker: It was another group of guys that were sitting in front of us, these big old muscle bound meathead sons of bitches that jumped in and had my back. So we removed it and I had blood on my shirt and stuff. And I wasn't bleeding from anywhere, but I have blood on my shirt. You got red on your shirt. Yeah, red on you. But as we were walking out, you know, I was still kind of fuming a little bit and I was

Speaker: having words with a buddy of mine. And these two cops were standing outside and they're like, oh, you think you're a fucking tough guy, huh? And I was just like, don't fuck. Who the fuck do you think you are? I was like the ABC. I somebody said something like that to me. I'm always like, dude, ABC conversation. This is I'm a this dude to be your see, see your fucking way out.

Speaker: Yeah, that's essentially what I did. I was just like, who the fuck are you two talking to? And I'm like, this doesn't even concern you. But I'll tell you what, if you want to keep bumping off, take your badges off and I'll be picking you up on this fucking parking lot. And one guy's like, oh, I've I've handled hope for motherfuckers in you. And I'm like, oh, really? Prove it. I'm right here. Number between you and me, but space and opportunity, baby. Let's rock this shit.

Speaker: But I mean, at the concert venue, I knew security there. So then security came out and they're like, Hey, we got you guys to come on. Let's, let's get you guys to the truck. Don't worry about them idiots. You know, they're off duty morons that get paid way more money than they deserve. So it was just like, what the fuck is wrong with you two idiots? Don't, don't, don't, don't come across like that. You don't have to do that.

Speaker: No, like I said, uh, the, the normal everyday cop that is just a cool cat all the time that, you know, well, not all the time. I mean, he gets heated only when it's needed. Yeah. And he can, he can regulate. That's, that's a good cop. I'm fully behind that. I'm not behind the guys that, that literally, I got a gun. I'm big and bad ass. No, you're not. No, you're not.

Speaker: Yeah, calm down, buddy. Speaking of cops. Yeah. Oh, don't know how to share this. That has nothing to do with the cops. But speaking of cops, I got one. Okay. I got one. Okay, here we go. Last week, I brought you a pit bull having, having beaner schnitzel for

Speaker: Today I got another one for you. It doesn't involve dogs. It doesn't involve men's male genitalia. I'm already losing interest. And my interest is peaked again. Completely naked.

Speaker: woman arrested. Arrested a little. For masturbating and someone else's car. Nice. Uh, real quick, Anthony Davis, all cops should be like Andy Griffith on the show. So she was, she climbed into somebody's car just to rub one out.

Speaker: this this this is not this is not in Florida, surprisingly, but there is a Florida element. There is a Florida element to it. She's from Florida. No, a naked Minnesota woman was arrested last week. After authorities found her pleasuring herself in a pickup truck. So she climbed in the bed. No, no, she was inside the truck. Jennifer Dorit Webber 35 was completely naked when a patrolman found her

Speaker: lying on the floor of an opened gold Pontiac SUV digitally penetrating herself, according to a statement of probable cause digitally digitally. Oh, as in digits. Okay. Sorry. Digitally. I think I'm like, when did she grab a dildo off of the screen? She was released from jail.

Speaker: And it was booked under several misreaders of decent exposure. Of course, she was high on drugs, DWI. I don't know how she got a DWI and entering. She was operating something in a vehicle. And entering a vehicle without permission. She was making nonsense comments and appeared to be talking to people that were not present.

Speaker: And she continued to communicate while she was talking to the cops. She was still going to town on herself. She said that she was. That's interesting. Shout out to the shout out to the podcast. She was making nonsensical statements. Yes, we got to not.

Speaker: She said that she had come to Florida to take care of the boys. She said when she was finished that she offered to take care of the police officers that were there. Wow. She was so fucked up on whatever drugs she was on that she thought she was in in Florida.

Speaker: And she had come to Florida to take care of the boys. The boys. Who are the boys? That's what I want to know. I don't know. Well, it's one of the things that she was she's obviously got issues. Well, she was she was high as a motherfucker. Now, this was in a car dealership in Minnesota. The owner had dropped it off for maintenance work.

Speaker: so she was just so he left it unlocked obviously she's just walking along fucking wrecked out of her mind and and she's like I need to rub one out yeah well I'm in Florida I might as well rub one out before I take care of the boy well she's obviously still diddling herself while talking to cops she's she obviously was like boys you're gonna have to wait I need to finish

Speaker: I'll be with you boys in a second. Almost done. There was a picture of a lady and she was essentially a garden troll, but still. Yeah. Imagine being on top and rolling up on that scene. We have a what? Those are the days, Thursday. Have you seen this guy on YouTube, Patti Mayo? Yes. He's been around for a while.

Speaker: I think I'm pretty sure his shit's fake, but at least some... Oh, he's the... You know what? I'm gonna need you to stop giving shout out and name drops to these goddamn YouTubers. You're killing me. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's true. But he's the bounty hunter guy, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's no doubt in my mind that 90 % of yourself staged. Well, I watched one where he shows up. He's worked for the sheriff's department at this point, and I'm like,

Speaker: a sheriff's department don't go don't go by themselves with a fucking camera crew. Yeah. But you literally see the camera girl go up to the guy. It was a dispute between two guys that owned a mechanic shop in their backyard or something like this guy's couldn't been more than 22. And another guy that's trying to get his car back, but he didn't have no money to get his car back. And you see the camera girl tap the one guy

Speaker: who's sitting on the ground. She's like, yeah, go. And he climbs in a deuce and a half six by six truck and crushes the other guy's car. And up until that point, I was like, this could be real. And then you see the camera girl side of the screen. She's like, go. I was like, wait, what? Yeah, no, I like I said, I'd be willing to say 90 percent of his his stuff is staged. But yeah, entertaining, entertaining to say not, you know,

Speaker: But still stay. Anthony, enjoy your meal. He says he's got to get going. He's got to get something to eat. So speaking of naked ladies. OK. I have no problem talking about that. And we was talking about Vegas earlier. And you and I have discussed this that we now identify as transvaxites.

Speaker: Yes, I am a transvestite. We're not vaccinated, but we identify as being vaccinated. Yes. Las Vegas officials hold a pop -up vaccine clinic. Guess where they're holding the pop -up vaccine clinic at? Vegas. Yeah, in Vegas. Okay.

Speaker: They're doing it at a strip club. Nice. So you get a vaccine, you get a free lap dance or something. I, you know, let's, let's, let's dive into this a little bit. Yes. I'm curious. So Las Vegas, they decided to do pop -up vaccines. Uh, so Las Vegas wearing a French made inspired lingerie costume and high heels dancer, Jojo hammer.

Speaker: Uh, could you imagine bringing a reference to your boobs? That's bringing a reference to something else in the background. The cheesy stripper DJ ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage. Wait a minute. Where did you guys bring me?

Speaker: the the the the the

Speaker: She waited patiently to get her COVID -19 vaccine in a line that snake passed glittery hostesses and under a red light chandelier when it was her turn, Hammer sat in a chair.

Speaker: And uh, I held a small feather duster to compliment her costume while a nurse administered a shot to her already exposed arm. It's way to 15 minutes to get the shot. Uh, Larry Flint's hustler club.

Speaker: with a spinning disco ball. Apparently, so they're they're they're shooting up the strippers. So, you know, a couple weeks ago, what about a week, maybe a week and a half ago, we were talking about these vaccine pop up clinics. And we brought up that they were using the Dracula's castle from Bram stroke, right? What should be awesome. And we go all the way down the bottom of the ladder to where

Speaker: You can go see titties and get vaccinated all the same time. I would call it bottom of the ladder. I mean, that would convince me to maybe think about it, but the worst of the worst is, uh,

Speaker: I believe it's New York where de Blasio said you get a free like neck massage or some shit and I'm like, well, I'm convinced now, man. I don't know what they're doing in New York, man. They had free drinks and then you get a free burger and fries. And I think de Blasio was.

Speaker: doing a conference and he was like, it was like eight o 'clock in the morning and he's eating a burger and fries and he's like, if you get your vaccination, you can get it. Some of these tasty fries. I just go to McDonald's and go on a day, but you also get this delicious burger.

Speaker: It was like, yes, I know it's eight o 'clock in the morning, but these are delicious and definitely worth the shot. It's like, shut the fuck up. What are you guys doing? No, I'm sorry. If I want a burger, I'll just go get a goddamn burger. What are you doing in New York, man? But every, every state's doing something. There's a gimmick, there's a catch. There's something to be had. They're trying to, they're trying to get everybody vaccinated, but

Speaker: You know people have been talking about it. Well people have been talking about is the the herd immunity So here's my problems here's my problem with with The vaccination thing if you need me to get vaccinated that means you and you're already vaccinated That means you really don't believe in the vaccine Well because

Speaker: if the vaccine is supposed to, you know, make you immune to COVID. And you have the vaccine. Why the fuck are you worried about if I have it done? Because they do. Because that's because they're already a fucking mean, if they're already immune, what the fuck are they worried about? But that's the world we live in, man. Everybody's worried about everybody. If you're not a sheep, you're

Speaker: I'm sorry, I'm just a wolf amongst the sheaf, I guess, because goddamn, that's a big dog. My neighbors got a fucking what's called Saint Bernard. And he's walking up the street and fucking things huge. It's like a small horse. I just looked out the window and I was a good God. It's a beautiful dog, but it's like

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, it's just one of those things where people can't mind their own business. Up here, you're starting to notice on the stores that they replaced the mask signs with, according to CDC, if you are fully vaccinated, you don't have to wear a mask. Well, I'm pretty sure that

Speaker: You can't ask me if I've been vaccinated because that goes against it below. So if I don't wear a mask, I don't wear a mask. Exactly. I mean, they are going on the honor system. They're not asking for, you know, multi -pass or something multi -pass. However, did you see the guy on TikTok that made a multi -pass that holds his, uh, it holds his, uh, vaccination card or whatever. I was like, nice. He, he actually 3d printed.

Speaker: a, the, you know, the multi pass from fifth element. And instead of the picture of Lulu Dallas or whatever, it's a, it's a, it's his, uh, card that saying he's vaccinated the date he got vaccinated and which vaccine he got. And I was like, nice. Which, which is, I, I fear that's what's going to happen. Cause they're going to be like, Oh, you got to prove it. And I'm gonna be like, fuck you. Yeah. I do now. Yeah.

Speaker: You are not the boss. I look at the vaccine the way people look at the way women look at abortion. My body, my choice. Well, and they really can't argue with that because if I could say it's my body, my choice to get the vaccine, then you can't really say anything about abortion because I can be like, no, you shouldn't get one or you should.

Speaker: And they could say that they throw that my body, my choice into it. And you're like, well, I'm the same way the vaccine deal with it. Snowflake. Well, onto a lighter subject because please you are a whole hell of a lot more passionate than I am about this subject. I just don't give a damn. Um, none of it's changed my life or affected my life, but, but I'll do a whole nother lighter subject because this can go. Please. Cause I can read about this for days. Yeah.

Speaker: I think, I think, uh, you know, I was, as I was doing everything today and I was triggered. Let me go get your color book and glass of milk. Yeah. Jesus. Don't even get me started. Holy shit. Oh, no, I'm really triggered.

Speaker: No, I want to go Home Depot. Send me an Home Depot for an hour. I'll be all right. So as I was scrolling through earlier, like I normally do, you know, there too, before we were, we do a podcast. Oh, right. So this is, this is kind of neither here nor there, but it's a squirrel thing, but it goes into what I was saying. I love the squirrel rants that we have. They cracked me up.

Speaker: But yesterday, you know, I told you that a cash went to one of his friend's birthday parties. Right. And I didn't know if it was like one of those birthday parties where you drop your kid off and leave and come back a couple hours later and pick them up or whatever. I wish I could do a party like that. So I was like, all right, well, I'll take them up there. And then I noticed that a bunch of the parents were staying. So I was like, fuck, now I got to stay here.

Speaker: So and of course, I'm the only dad there outside of family, like all the other kids that had come were their moms brought dropped off. Yeah, well, their moms brought them and their moms were hanging out. And I'm the only dad there. And I'm like, I hate going to parties where I don't know anybody. Well, that there was that element of it. But I was like, I don't want to fucking talk to any of these people. I don't want exactly. So the moms. So what do I do? I mean, outside of watching the kids and keeping an eye on my son and stuff.

Speaker: I buried my nose on my phone and I was doing showprint. I'm usually the asshole leaning up against my car, smoking cigarette going no way. At one point, one of the moms started talking to me and I looked at him and I thought, oh, I got to take this. It's about my radio show.

Speaker: And I put my phone on to my ear. And pretended like you were talking to me. And I came back and I was like, sorry, I host a podcast, didn't I? That was something about that. And she's like, oh, no, that's OK. And then I instantly started looking at my phone, because I was actually looking at news stories. But I come across this news story, and tomorrow I'm starting my new job. But I think I may have found another job that speaks to me a little bit better.

Speaker: Okay. Now I'm interested. Company searching for a cocktail taster. Tester, tester, taster. Same difference. There's a drinks farm. The liquor lab are searching for an official cocktail tester to spend a year sampling cocktails for nothing. Now, I mean, I guess I would have to keep what's it pay. They're not paying.

Speaker: Well, the company is looking for someone to get paid to spend a year drinking cocktails for nothing. So you drink all these cocktails, looks like for free. The liquor lab, a firm that offers mobile cocktail bars for events have announced a vacancy for an official cocktail tester.

Speaker: to sample new alcoholic beverages and give feedback. There's got to be some kind of incentive with it. I didn't read the whole story because again, I was trying to look busy and I didn't want to read the whole story. Uh, the lucky, Oh, okay. Well, here we go. The lucky candidate will be paid 200 pounds. I don't know what that is in American money, but that's like 300 bucks, give or take. But, uh, it'll, it'll begin in July.

Speaker: the company wants the applicant to enjoy trying new drinks while also possessing a well -rounded knowledge of cocktails. Well, I'm out. Well, I just drink beer. You are definitely knowledgeable in the cocktails. Yeah. That was a low, that was a low hanging fruit. That was an easy one. I get to give you that. That was easy. Lowbrow comedy, but yes.

Speaker: That's what pays the bills according to some movies. Timmy Wright, who the fuck is going to take a man who is a company serious one, his name is Timmy. Timmy. Timmy.

Speaker: But, uh, he, uh, uh, I lost my train of thought to me, right. So an expert, uh, expert mixologist at the liquor lab said we've been super busy behind the scenes, creating some seriously good cocktails that people can enjoy from the comfort of their home. But to make sure we were on the right track, we're looking for cocktail expert to put it, to put our new creations to the test. We were very, so they're looking for an alcoholic, basically. Whoa.

Speaker: does it say how much it says they said to get 200 pounds, which is like set about free alcohol and free alcohol. Yeah. But 300 bucks is not a lot of money for a year's worth of tasting. Yeah. But I guess I just had to keep my day job, but still, I mean, you're going to give me free alcohol and $300 just to drink, to drink it. So, you know, it was like, Hey, we're going to give you $500 a month.

Speaker: My other 28 days of the year The other 28 days of the month No, but I mean

Speaker: and you have to drink two cases of beer a month.

Speaker: They're obviously looking for somebody that that you know Can taste the difference between a margarita and a a uh, what's that? What's that one that uh? An appletini, you know Yeah, I can taste the difference Oh, i'm sure I could too. You know one has ice This one's got ice in it what the fuck is this my heart

Speaker: Well as stated before I'm not a a Cocktail guy. I'm not that guy. I am totally a beer guy. I I won't even drink wine because it tastes like shit Wine just reminds me of going to church and I spent

Speaker: uh my formative years every sunday my mother would force me to go to church and so uh when somebody asked me if i go to church now i said no i'm getting i i have time off for good behavior so yeah because because he wasn't drinking wine it was it was the blood of jeepus yeah well mark mark said uh mark said bruh i'm podcast testing right now pay me 200 pounds there you go i guess

Speaker: No, but I mean, the problem I have with that is, is my taste is totally different from whoever they get, you know, that. Well, that's the thing. I mean, I don't think they're looking for, you know, they don't, they don't, they want somebody outside of their, outside of their group. Chris from high school. Actually, he went to the career center. I believe he was in horticulture.

Speaker: Chris Pierce, he graduated a year after we did. He said those are early drinks. They are. They want somebody outside of... Of their circle friends. Yeah, their circle. I get that, but...

Speaker: I don't know. It's just, that just sounds like that's just a cop out to drink. I don't need it. I don't need a reason to drink. I mean, I'll take the money and I'll drink the drink. And, but 90 % of mine will be like, this is too fruity. This is too strong. This is wait. Oh, look, you got beer. I know, I know, I know a little, what's up, what's up Wally. I know a little bit about it a little bit when it comes to cocktails. Uh, you know, when I, when I,

Speaker: Back in the early stages of when I was doing Periscope and doing live streams on Periscope, I was friends with the queer community. It was the LGBTQ community that had started up on Periscope and on Saturday nights, they would do a cocktail fight. Hey, Chris.

Speaker: Sorry had to had to do it. You said on Saturday night the lgbt crew you would do a and I said a Chris You finally got that joke yes Sorry, that was my revenge for the cock joke. Sorry had to do it. I Was waiting for one I had it

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Man, I came back. That's good enough, Shirley. Nice. But they did a cocktail clutch, and it was a pass the scope. So every Scopor had a half hour, I think it was. And you made a different drink every Saturday night. And you were just like, this is how you pour a beer. This is how you drink a beer. The first time I did it, it was exactly like that. I was like,

Speaker: Um, beer, beer is good beer. So this is how you open a beer. Like how to pour the perfect beer and the guys, the community, you know, like obviously I was an ally. I still am. I always will be. So I was, I was in the group and there were several of us that were in the group as allies. And then one of the guys was in there and he was like, uh, click.

Speaker: This is not exactly what we thought. I was like, I was like, oh, OK, I got you. I got the Pepsi out of the fridge and I grab my bottle of Jack. Oh, yes. But but after that, after that, I would actually I would actually make I would I would research and and I would actually make drinks. Well, yeah, I mean, I make a mean white Russian because it tastes good.

Speaker: really **** good. The problem with making cocktails or those drinks like that is they're super sweet. Oh yeah. Yeah. This is way too much sugar. I can't drink more than one of them but I would actually make them and I and and I had fun like I would like one uh fourth of July. I did uh a red, white, and blue one and the way you mixed it, it was like the bottom was blue. Yeah, it would stack up. It would stack up against. Yeah. It was perfect and I was like, hell yeah.

Speaker: that night, uh, my, my ex wife, my ex brother -in -law, he was, he had moved down to South Carolina or he was visiting or something. I can't remember, but he was at the house and he was, he was gay. I got him so fucked up on those drinks. Like to the point where, to the point where I was doing my normal life and I was up in the kitchen, knowing my life and we were on the second floor of my house. He was like, he was still drinking and he was like, I don't,

Speaker: I don't, I don't feel good. And I was like, ah, I keep drinking. He'll be fine. The next thing I know he was hanging out the fucking window. I had to go grab his freaking belt. So he didn't fall out. So he didn't fall over. Yeah. He was hanging out the window just. I played that. I played that, uh, that game. Uh, there was a, a, there's a water park here, which I find hilarious. Uh, and it, before it changed owners,

Speaker: They had, you know, you get in, you get, you got open bar and all the food you need too. And I, my buddies and I, we went on a, what's called a fam trip, which means everybody that worked for the company that sold said tour would go in for free that day. And we were like, yeah, it's December. We're not getting in the water. So we went straight to the bar and the bartender, I don't say mixologist cause that's a cop out.

Speaker: But the bartender was like, Oh, you guys gonna be drinking the whole time? I'm like, yeah, he's like, I'd like to try some, some different drinks. And we're like, let's rock it. He's making different shots. So that would level up. He made the American flag one, like you were talking about. And that was the weirdest bus ride home to the point where it was just me and my coworkers on the bus. And half of us are drunk of our mind and the bus drivers got music playing. So we're,

Speaker: I'm not the one. I'm not the type that I'm going to go. Oh, well, the the instructions say

Speaker: or we'll put hat. We'll just hold this bottle. You don't measure anything either. What's a measuring cup? **** that. Well, that looks about right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. That should that should do the trick. Yeah. Well, maybe it was that was that was a fun that was a fun little periscope that I did. I

Speaker: to do that and go on there and do something that's so out of your element. Yeah, left field from what I normally do and make it work and have fun with it.

Speaker: And, and, and, and I tried to go out, out of the norm when I would make drinks, I wasn't doing the normal, like an Apple teeny or a margarita. I wanted to do something different with it. A lot of people did. They were like, man, we tried your drink and, and it was so good. And I'm like, well, I'm glad you guys liked it because it gave me heartburn. Well, I mean, uh, my uncle, when my, my cousin, he turned, when he turned 21, my uncle took him to a bar.

Speaker: And told the bartender says, you don't want to make a dirty dish water. And the bartender's like, yeah. And I don't know what the hell's in it, but it literally looks like you dipped a shot glass in the sink. And my cousin sat there and he, he said, they were really good. They looked like shit, but they were really good. And he said, and I don't remember anything after the fifth one. And it's absolutely disgusting.

Speaker: but they, you know, the rubber mats that are on the bar and stuff? Oh, yes. Yes. They take all that liquid and juice and stuff and pour it into a glass and people will fucking drink it. Yeah. Because they get it free and they're desperate to get drunk, which is like pass. Yeah. No, when I, when I, when I, when I worked at the tiny bar downtown, down on campus, I seen this college kids doing it all the time and I'm like,

Speaker: Y 'all are going to fucking die or something. Like I grew up in the eighties and nineties and not much scares me, but that scares the shit out of me. Well, what scared me when I, uh, I read this, I read an article that was a video, but it was, uh, right around Oh six, Oh seven. I was already down here, but, but the new trend was 21 shots on your 21st birthday. Oh yeah. We, we,

Speaker: And I was like, that's just, that's not, that's a bad idea as somebody that, that drank professionally for like four years down here. As a raging alcoholic, my 21st birthday, I broke my ankle and dislocated my shoulder and did not know until two days later. And I was drinking there. Well, we didn't even go to the bar. We just had a house party. Um,

Speaker: And my 21st birthday, I didn't change anything for me because when I moved here, I was 20 and drinking age down here is 18. So it didn't change anything for me other than the fact that we just had a huge party. And you're like, I can legally buy this now. You just had a big party. I don't think I went to the bar that night. I can't remember.

Speaker: Um, but I do remember it was like two days later, I realized that my ankle was broken and I had dislocated my shoulder. Um, still to this day, I've heard different stories as to how both happened, but it happened.

Speaker: The funniest, the funniest drunk story, speaking of drunk stories, and I have to get this out because this, this story haunts my father and brother to this day. In the mid nineties, my brother and his wife and kids moved into my parents' house with us. So there was 10 people in the house. Now your brother, your brother is about what, 15 years older than you, right?

Speaker: Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's my he's my half brother from my dad's first marriage. Yeah. I like 15 at the time. And he moved in as my son asked, but you saw, you saw my parents house when, when we were in high school, it's not, it wasn't small. So there's plenty of room. No big deal.

Speaker: But my dad was on a bowling league since the time I'm like five until, uh, I think senior year of high school and every Thursday he would go bowling. My brother is your dad at master Vader, but he also likes to play with balls. He played with his balls. Yes.

Speaker: Your dad is an intriguing man One one Thursday and it was it was it was a big deal when I was younger on Thursdays if I behaved during the week on Thursday I could grow the bowling alley with dad which means dad was bowling and the whole fucking bowling alley was mine and I I've met several girls of other Bowlers that we had the whole bowling alley where parents weren't paying attention. So yeah Let's not get into that. So anyways

Speaker: Uh, my dad and my brother go out one Thursday to go bowling. Cause my brother ended up joining the team and next to the bowling alley on Lex lanes, there is, uh, the, the, the little bar right next door. I can't remember the name of the bar. Actually, you know, um, Lex lanes is still there and it's not a bar next door. Now let's say barbecue joint. No shit. Yeah.

Speaker: Good barbecue there. Oh, really? Yeah I used to go up there when I was driving we had a store right across the street from the lanes and I went to the barbie Well the what cracks me up about this story is my my brother had won a pecan pie during the bowling game

Speaker: Oh, he won. He won it. I thought you were saying he had one Pecan pie. Like he ate an entire Pecan pie. No, no, he won it. Like it was a contest or a drawing or whatever. And there was other prizes, but he got like the place that they got a free Pecan pie.

Speaker: My dad had won like a couple hundred bucks or something that night because they used to play this game where it was poker and they would take three decks of cards, put it on a table and if you get a strike, you get a card.

Speaker: And then after a certain amount of time whoever got the winning hand gets the pot of money And my dad won like almost thousand bucks at night So my brother had won a this pecan pie and his wife at his wife at the time loved pecan pie like she would walk a mile to go get half a slice and My dad and brother decided that they would go to the bar next door afterwards to have a couple beers celebrate that turned into a

Speaker: several hour long drinking thing. And there's no such thing. There's no such thing as I'm just gonna go have one or two. Yes. Well, absolutely does not happen. It was one of those weekend one of those weeks that me and my brother and we're not allowed to go because we had we'd done something where we got in trouble. So we couldn't go to the bowling. So it was just dad and my brother. And they

Speaker: They proceeded to drink and close the bar from from like 10 o 'clock until closing time. They stumble out of the bar and they realize we are way too fucked up to drive smart on their point. So they decide to walk from Lex lanes back to my parents house in Belleville. How far would you say that was?

Speaker: That's like 1520 miles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you know, you got the back roads of Belville because my parents did not live in town. I mean, even even if they took a straight shot down the main roads, you're still looking at a good 15 miles. Yeah. I mean, it's a Belleville alone. Yeah. Well, from Lexington to Belleville is a good five, six miles anyways. So they stumble home around

Speaker: 4 35 o 'clock in the morning. Yeah and My brother and dad decide that it's a full moon. So they're gonna stand outside and howl at the moon Just off the front porch They were literally this is literally speaking stood outside Four o 'clock in the morning

Speaker: too grown as men howling their asses off at the moon. I really wish that I could say something negative about that. But you've done it. We've all done it. There's something about being completely hammered and seeing a full moon you got a howl. I'm a man baby. But what the funniest part of this story is my mother and my brother's wife at the time come outside to yell at the two gentlemen.

Speaker: In the not nicest way as in where the fuck where you have you boys been And my brother's first words out of his mouth is like honey, I brought you pecan pie Which instantly calms her down no, he says I want a pecan pie And she says oh, yeah, where is it he says with a straight face and I'm standing on the porch at this point and

Speaker: with a straight face he looks at her he goes it's in my wallet apparently they had stopped to piss on the side of the road and left this pecan pie on a guardrail or something so it never made it home god knows where but i remember my mother turning around and yelling at me to get back in my bed because i think i was like maybe

Speaker: 10 12 at this time. Yeah. And I remember later on that night, my dad and brother laying on the floor, both in just their underwear after both of them have thrown up.

Speaker: in the in the coax, the two toilets that are in the house, they'd both run up and then sprawling across the floor on the hallway, drunk out of their minds, because apparently, while at the bar, the bartender's like, Hey, guys, I tried I made a new drink, you guys want to try it? Guys like give me two bucks.

Speaker: Two bucks, I made a thousand bucks tonight. Take it, son. But I will never forget looking at my brother and saying, him saying, it's in my wallet. It's in my wallet. With confidence. With the most, like the confidence of like he had just slayed a dragon going, it's in my wallet.

Speaker: Funnyest thing I've ever seen. As a professional drinker, I don't like to use the word alcoholic. Alcoholics are quitters. Nobody likes a quitter. Yes. As a professional, I've had a few nights like that.

Speaker: that ended in me, not necessarily puking, but definitely sprawled out somewhere in my underwear. Yes. And I'll detect a person that naturally I can sleep anywhere. I can fall asleep anywhere. Oh, I can too. So when, when, when I've gotten completely fucking hammered, I've, I've slept in some, some weird spots and positions.

Speaker: So I actually, one of the first times I got drunk here, I was with a, some guy was hanging out with and I had known him for like two days and he's like, you want to go to the bar? I'm like, yeah, let's go. And he's, and I was like, I don't have a lot of cash on me. He's like, don't worry about it. I got it covered. And we were going to see this live band and I remember drinking

Speaker: So many beers that I literally went, I'm going to go to the bathroom and I went to the bathroom and then just walk out the front door. And I still, to this day, don't remember how I got home. No, I've, uh, I mean, one of the last times I've been that drunk, um, was shortly after, after my, my, my wife left me, my neighbor and I got to drinking one night when I lived down in Charleston.

Speaker: And we were just drinking and hanging out. It wasn't like I was like, oh, whoa, it's me. Everybody feels horrible for me. You're just like, this is a normal fucking day. Yeah, we were just, my neighbor and I - It just happens to coincide with the fact that my wife left. Well, I was living by myself. So I had my house with myself. And my neighbor that I had in Charleston was super cool. He was the coolest guy.

Speaker: And he smoked more than he drank, but you know, we were drinking that night and I'd already been drinking and him and I were bullshitting outside. And I was like, I think I'm going to call it a night. And that was the last thing I remember the next day. He woke me up and I was because when he came to my house, the first floor was like it was a garage, but it was completely finished. Almost like a living room kind of basement.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, it was set up as my man cave and the kids play room. It was that big. Right. And, but you walk in the front door and there are steps that go up to the second floor and that's where the living room and all that shit was. And, uh, but he had woke me up and.

Speaker: I was on the stairs, the garage door still wide open. And I was like a dead body just squawking out on the stairs. I was just dead to the oil. Now, mind you, in my garage slash man cave, I had my 70 inch TV. I had my pool table. I had all this stuff. So that's just a mindset in the neighborhood. Very white, very safe neighborhood.

Speaker: Like you were crawling up the stairs you just gave up like fuck it I'm gonna sleep here

Speaker: I probably fell to be honest with you. I think what happened is you got to the bottom of the stairs. You're looking up the stairs going, fuck, that's a lot of stairs. I'm going to do it on my hands and knees. Wall Street style. And he made it up halfway. You're like, fuck it. I give up. That's a very good possibility. There's several possibilities.

Speaker: There's no more, no greater obstacle when you're drinking and drunk than a flight of stairs. There's no greater obstacle. And the saddest part about it was in my garage, I had, and I still, it's not so nice anymore, but it's also over 10 years old, but I had a big ass sectional, like a big ass sectional. That's too far away. Which I slept on all the time and it was just like,

Speaker: I've never slept on a pool table There was a few times where I ended my life and I'm like I'm tired and just curled up on my pool table

Speaker: Yeah, because where where where I where I set up my my phone and the camera or whatever to do to do my live streams was right in front. I had a shelf and it was right in front of my pool table. So like my pool table. That's why everybody thinks you scream at yourself. No, it really was like if you were walking by and there was a lot of people did walk by. I'm standing in my garage and there's one of the big shelves talking to the wall. Yeah, that's exactly and I had people do.

Speaker: What are you doing, man? I'm like, Oh, I'm doing a, I'm doing a live stream. And they're like, what are you doing? And I'm like, well, come here and I'll show you. And then they'll come in and they'll see that I'm like on camera. And they're like, Oh, we thought you was crazy. Yeah, I actually get that because I'm like, yeah, I get that every once in a while here because you can actually, I have the balcony door here just to my left. Yeah. Mark remembers the glit cave.

Speaker: I have the big balcony door and the balcony railing is a piece of glass and people walk by the house going heading towards the pool and they look up and I'm just sitting here talking to a mirror and they're like, what is he doing? No, there was, there was, there was one night that I was, I was doing my live and it's always nice down in Charleston. So I like to have my garage door open. I've always had music on in the background, how you've been in my lives. You know, I put music on the background and uh,

Speaker: It was like five or six people rolled by on a golf cart. They were going to the gas station at the end of just outside of the development. There was a gas station, a pizza shop and a Chinese restaurant. They were going to the gas station to get more beer because they were drinking at their house in the subdivision behind us. And they rolled by like I see them drive by. You just hear

Speaker: Yeah, that's what we do. We wave, you know, as I grew up in the country here in Ohio. So you wave at every now. Yeah, you wave at everybody that you hear.

Speaker: They're like, Oh shit. What are you doing? I said, I'm doing a live stream. They're like, Oh yeah. And they're like, so they sit like they're wise. They're like, go get the beer. And they're like, the girls were like, okay. They're like, what are you drinking?

Speaker: But I'll drink whatever you've got. And they're like, get this man some Budweiser. They hung out for like an hour. And they're like, this dude is cool. And I'm like, who are you people again? No, it's, it's the weirdest thing watching. Have you seen that? There's a TikTok video of this chick. She's, she's sitting in her car dancing and all of a sudden she stops for no reason.

Speaker: And then somebody stitched it with somebody else catching or doing it. And they look over like, I got you. It's the weirdest thing. And I've seen people do it to me when I've done some of my tiktoks where I'm sitting there screaming at the screen or something because I don't dance. And you look over when you're done, you're like, I'm doing a tiktok, which saying you're doing a tiktok makes you sound like a 12 year old, but whatever. Without a tiktok. Oh my God, leave me alone.

Speaker: Yes, that's exactly how I feel when I'm like when I tell people I do tiktok videos That was me last night the graduation party there's some little girls and like as the night wound on the kids kind of As the adults were getting fucking hammered and the kids were off doing their own their own thing And uh where the food and everything was all set up. I went over to get a burger and there was like three little girls They were probably

Speaker: 10, 11, 12. And they had their phones all set up. And I was like, what are you guys doing? Making TikTok videos? And they're like, yeah. I was like, oh, my bad. Sorry. All right. Let me go. You're shot. They're like, duh. We have to fight these three little girls? What's going on?

Speaker: When vine was out Nobody there was like what maybe 25 30 people that were really big on vine and then vine died and

Speaker: It was, it was the, you know, it was, it was the precursor to tick tock. Yeah. And, and now everybody's seen that those people that were on tick on vine, they see that, wow, they, they became successful because of vine. Yep. When tick tack came out, I was like, fuck, I'm going to be the next King Bach, you know? And then you realize they realized pretty quickly that nobody gives a shit what you say.

Speaker: You keep name dropping on our podcast. Sorry, that's the only one I can think of. That's the only Vine guy I could think of. But he's also one of the most successful Vine guys. We're brand new at this and this motherfucker's like, so King Bach, if you've never heard of him, check him out. Check him out. Leave this. Go look. Patty, whatever the hell his name is, go watch his videos. Kevin Smith is hilarious.

Speaker: That's not true I promote ours as much actually I promote I have one of our one of the cab drivers down here He's he like you call this guy and he'll be there in 15 minutes and and we've become friends with this guy and he he fucking watches

Speaker: Listens to the podcast. Well, he watches all my tick -tocks. He watches all my YouTube videos. Here's like does he speak English? Mm -hmm I just listen to support no he speaks He and then when I do see him he has questions. He's like I didn't get this either his English is is I

Speaker: rather broken. He understands more. He speaks, but if he didn't understand something, he'll ask me about it. He's like, you guys said something about this. And I'm like, and I'll set her and explain it for 15 minutes. Yeah. Which by the time we get done with there. Yeah. I need to speak it up. People, people listen. She won't ever admit to it, but I know she supports the hell out of us. Uh, summer, I've got to figure out what's going on with her half so I can bring her in here. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker: or a little bit and sometimes she just pop back in on the face. Yeah, she'd basically just tell us we're idiots. And yeah, well, and she'll pick on you.

Speaker: Do you think you're immune from being picked on for anything? I have no doubt that she will rip me to shreds. The difference between me and most other people is I'm not a snowflake, so it doesn't bother me. Your phone is a pod. Your phone is a POS. Well, it's because you have an Apple. Yeah, that's why. She's already coming in here. Fuck apps.

Speaker: I'm gonna say she's got an apple. I don't use apple. According to summer with the most country bumpkin ass Southern accent, which I love. God damn, I love that fucking Southern accent. But it's better than staples. She will tell me constantly that she is a gangster.

Speaker: No planet and no multiverse. Are you a gangster? With that accent, are you gangster? That's like, that's like, I did, I did see where she grew up and she grew up in the hood jokes on you. Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker: No, that's like Facebook lighted up right now. She just got off work. So she's lighting us up right now. I'm sure. She said she said her phone is a POS just like apps. I'm a sad. That's why you should not buy Apple products. I refused to buy an Apple product. I don't I I have no use for them.

Speaker: Yeah. Because I can get, I can get the same damn usage out of my Android than I can an Apple phone and probably a lot easier too. Well, the biggest difference between the Android and the Apple is every time Apple comes out with the cost. Well, when an Apple comes out with a new phone and they're like, our phone has blah, blah, blah features. And it's like, I'm an Android user. We've had that feature for seven years. Exactly. Well, I'm finally catching up. Are you there, Apple?

Speaker: How pretty girl. Well, did you, did you heard the, Oh, wait. Hey, there she is. What'd you say? That's gangster. I'm not laughing at you.

Speaker: I'm laughing with you. Shut up and go enjoy. Just because you're not laughing doesn't mean anything. Well, welcome to nonsensical nonsense, our only caller ever. I appreciate you calling and giving me shit. She's going to call and go, shut up. Yeah. And then hang up. I can't I can't I can't say what he said. You're going to call in and be like, shut up and then hang up. I was like, I can't I can't sleep on the couch because the kids will be on the couch. So you're going to have to deal with me in the bed.

Speaker: Sleep on the floor. She'll make you sleep on the floor. I'll be obviously been out on the balcony So warm here sometimes I almost do that I don't I'm not running my mouth. I wonder how well this that's all me. That's all me That's all Jeff running his mouth. So yes, I'll take the blame. I

Speaker: I just wanna know when y 'all two are actually gonna do like a song together. What song are we gonna do? It's not gonna happen. We were singing a little Diddy earlier. You missed it. Yeah, you missed it. See? Now you gotta have to re -listen. Now you gotta re -listen. You actually have to listen to this bullshit. Yeah. Because we're not gonna tell you what time we did it because I couldn't tell you who we wanted to.

Speaker: It's an actual podcast. I'm fucking lost. I'm lost. I wish I could figure out a way that we can actually take phone calls. I think you'd have to get a mixing board done, wouldn't you? That's a big shit. Whoo, that's gangsta. That's gangsta. Say you're sexist against me or something.

Speaker: I guarantee it's because you're running that Apple phone. Jeff said that's gangsta. Well, first of all, first of all, you don't even follow our, our, our haps page or, or Jeff on haps. If you follow this. Oh, you just got told, sir. You don't follow me.

Speaker: I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking check once we're done. I'm gonna check right now. That's the great thing about That's the great thing about being me and having 900 different devices. Yeah, I was gonna say you got 40 different devices. I have the one You don't follow me boom What's your name is girl?

Speaker: Screenshot that shit. What's your name is? I Gotta show her the real gangsters. I'm gangsters. I'm about gangsters camera the frog I

Speaker: First of all, I'm the only one out of this group that has not only a black card, but a ghetto pass. I have, I have a white privilege card. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I have several ghetto passes. If you follow me and you prove it, then I will invite you to this right now.

Speaker: Amen to that. That's because your phone is Apple. Do you think your farts are bad? I know your farts are bad. Oh, we know what you said. We just want to fuck with it.

Speaker: don't die. No, that would be tragic. She's going to tell a whole word or password. She spells it out. People are writing it down. The whole world consists of like your mom,

Speaker: And like three other people, yeah, we get it. There's only like four people that listen to this bullshit. There you go. I mean, that's all you need is four people. Four people? Yeah. That's the one problem I have with Haps. You can never tell how many people are watching it at one time. This is 14 people are supposedly watching this.

Speaker: 14 Wow, that's impressive She's proof that she's following you I Have nothing to say about cars at the moment except for the fact I'd need another one

Speaker: Hey, remember that time? Remember that time when Jar Jar Binks was walking the mountain? To Mordor? To throw Captain Spock off the... Yeah, to drop Captain Spock into the volcano. And he was driving a 1987... Did you see that clip I sent you? About the... What did she say? Check your message, bitch ass.

Speaker: Who's getting gangsta on you? I do got a piss real quick, so I'll be right over it go for it go for it I'll ramble I'll ramble While they sit there and argue about Haps and and her trying to get connected I have nothing else to say except for the fact I have to piss too I

Speaker: And it would be, I think, really interesting. If anybody does want to come on the show, let us know on Nonsensical Nonsense Podcasts at Gmail. Maybe we can do some interviews and stuff. And then, of course, we have Facebook, Instagram, what else? TikTok, Facebook, all Nonsensical Nonsense that you can follow us on.

Speaker: I'm rambling while Chris goes to piss. Which is odd because it's the end of the show. We're already at two hours, which means I have to get off soon because my wife's going to be home. Not only will Chris's girlfriend be yelling at him, my wife will be yelling at me. Are you still trying to find her? Yeah, I was still trying to find her.

Speaker: What'd you ramble on about? I was just, I mentioned our, our social media. Oh, that was a good, that was a good call. I figured out, well, I figured you wouldn't take that long to piss. But I mentioned, if anybody wants to go ahead and join Haps, maybe we'll select somebody to join the podcast for 15, 20 minutes where we can kind of meet our guests.

Speaker: meet our meet a little quick interview. So there was this guy that was there was there was a guy that was in our live earlier. Uh huh. He does his own like interview podcasting thing. Yeah, Anthony. No. Anthony Davis. It doesn't show Jeff's mom figured out how to get on haps and you can't

Speaker: That's saying something. I'm a fucking boyfriend in our show. I'm going to unfollow it. I'm going to restore it every time you have a laugh just because you want to be a bitch to me and say, I don't know how to fucking follow you guys. But clearly, I pointed out that I'm following your hate and the nonsensical nonsense. Bullshit. Yeah, look at what I just said. She would eat it. It does not show. I said, look at what I just said to you. It does not show on haps that she's following us.

Speaker: But apps is not the easiest to navigate sometimes. But a little recap from earlier in the show, there was a gentleman in here, Mr. Anthony Davis, who does a podcast and he interviews people in this and the other thing. YouTube channel. It does a YouTube channel. And Jeff was like, you should come on our show and interview us. Well, you know, that way we have a whole court advantage.

Speaker: We don't need, because we didn't hold court. Instead of, hey, we should come on your show and you can interview us. He understood what I meant. No, he thought you were a jackass. Yeah. Which is what most people think. Well, we've reached the two hour mark. We have reached two hours, two hours and five minutes in the last, the last, I don't know.

Speaker: 10, 15, five minutes, a bit of a shit show. It's been a Kevin Holly shit show. But yeah, I gotta get going anyways, because I know my wife's going to be home here in like 15, 20 minutes. Well, the house is clean, but with kids being downstairs, I'm sure it's a mess again. Oh, it's definitely a mess. Oh, yes. Summer done went and hung up on me. Oh, I heard her hang up. I heard it.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: She can maybe join in for a little bit and hang out with us because she is an absolute trip. And, uh, she's, she's one day to bullshit with them. Bus balls with, but you know what outside of the other day, we, uh, no glitches today. No, no, no issues, man. No, absolutely no issues at all that I know of. So I don't know. I was doing a pretty good job of.

Speaker: Watching watching everything and usually I'm listening for the glitches and all that bullshit But I heard I heard a small one, but it was only a millisecond and it was mostly just us talking over each other Yeah, so that's fun But I'm not worried

Speaker: But we appreciate y 'all hanging out with us, hopefully you're doing I know I'm having fun. I think I think Freddie Mercury's having fun. I'm definitely having a blast You know

Speaker: Appreciate it. As I said in the ending that ended up getting, uh, we had to delete it because of editing because of glitches. But, uh, I do look forward to doing the podcast each week, you know, even, you know, well twice a week, but, and I said that the other day with my kids standing next to me, it's a highlight of my week. No, absolutely. I do. I look forward to doing this. Um, I do understand. And I get the fact that it's a complete dumpster fire and a shit show for,

Speaker: for the most part, you know, we're having fun doing it. And hopefully, hopefully there's people out there that are, that are enjoying it as well. It's a lot. If you guys do enjoy it, show us some love by going ahead and sharing the links on Facebook and everywhere else. Get us more people. Make sure you follow us on Facebook and Instagram and TikTok.

Speaker: all under nonsensical nonsense. Eventually, we'll get to the point. And if you do want to download the HAPS app, go download the HAPS app and get your profile all set up and come hang out with us for a few minutes. Yeah, maybe we'll even bring somebody in live. Yeah, I'd like to get Summer in here. I'd like to get Stan in here. I'd like to get Kevin in here. But right now, because we're still relatively new at this and don't know what we're doing, this is our only option of bringing people in.

Speaker: I definitely would like to talk to Anthony Davis. I'm going to check out his YouTube page actually, uh, after I get off here, uh, and all that stuff. I'm going to see what he's all about, but, um, yeah, I'm going to check him out as well. Uh, check us out on Instagram, Facebook, Tik TOK on or nonsense for nonsense. You can also follow my Tik TOK page under Glick talk. Uh, you can follow Jeff's Tik TOK page under KTM productions. KTM productions. Also the YouTube channel.

Speaker: Most importantly, check us out on Anchor and Spotify under nonsensical nonsense because that's where you're going to get all the edited -ish episodes. In the loosest term of the words. We're not professionals here. We're 100 % amateurs and we're just having fun. Yeah, we won't be professionals, so we have 10 ,000 hours and that's

Speaker: like 500 episodes yeah we're only at episode 12 so yeah but no seriously uh thank you guys for listening appreciate the hell out of you guys hopefully uh maybe one day we'll uh we'll have some we'll figure this out and we'll also figure this bullshit out but uh yes we're gonna merge this shirt was made by my friend that i said i'm gonna reach out to and uh hit her up for a nonsensical nonsense shirt

Speaker: Yeah, I definitely want to look into getting us a website as well. Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, we're just we're just like where we can sell merch. Yeah. We're rambling and dragging this on unnecessarily. Yeah. But guys, we are out of here. We'll see you guys Wednesday. Oh, God, what did I do? I know I broke it. OK, there we go. Nice. I got it. Fucking ended.

Speaker: I'm gonna go

Speaker: Be calm now darling, you're growing faint My Technicolor view, years turning gray Twist the antenna round, is there something wrong? There's nothing but a white noise now, the signal's gone

Speaker: Gone, gone, gone I sit alone now The screen is cracked

Speaker: I hit the side again but the picture won't come back I tried to wait it out but I fell asleep near dawn I guess I won't know how it ends The signal's gone Gone, gone, gone

Speaker: Gone gone gone