Nonsensical Nonsense 149 Rewind that back

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Speaker: Ah, you know what time it is. Play all of these changes.

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Speaker: Welcome everybody. Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. Hopefully you guys had a good weekend. Enjoyed your Monday. It wasn't too bad of a Monday for you. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media.

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Speaker: Or, as we've said in the past, you're stuck somewhere in Gitmo Bay being tortured. We're trying to get information out of it. Either way, we appreciate you listening. It don't matter how you listen or why you listen. Bomb Glick, we got Tony D. Mobile, because the guy doesn't know how to tell time. First of all, I know how to tell time. I also know how to live life and do two things at once. All your confessionists, broadcasters, suck. Get on my level. What's happening?

Speaker: I don't know if anybody's ever listened to this podcast or Tony, if you've ever, I don't know. I know you're here. I don't know that you actually take part in this podcast, but I know you're here. Perfectionist is the farthest thing from what? Nonsense. Well, nonsense. I mean, you got the champ and the, and the wannabe champ, but the secondary, the coach.

Speaker: Like I sort of got you guys between you and Jeff you guys just think I just sit here and never leave my house or anything Well, Jeff doesn't leave this house. We got that one. Well, this is very true I can broadcast whenever and however

Speaker: That's why I am the Randy, most broadcast champion, know this, know this. If that helps you sleep better than that. If anyone is in the chat, I'm missing it. Jason Jatan martial arts practice is going to pick up some setup. So I'm going to be moving in and out. If it drops, I will jump back in.

Speaker: keep the camera carried on, all that good stuff, you can finally do the show on your format because we can't interrupt you from sitting still and talking to normal randomness that he and I will talk, as well as talking on top of your normal randomness that you will talk. And why the hell are people sitting still in a line where the whole damn lane is moving, where one joker's got a turn signal on, and he ain't going no damn way. Get the hell out the way. Easy on the road race. Well, before we get too far into the craziness of our, not that Mondays are usually that crazy, I did, I received a message

Speaker: the other day. Well, where's that from our friend, miss, I don't need to go to the dam. I can find it here. If I can figure out how to work Twitter, we might be, we might be on the side. How about you do that? You sort of working? Yeah, no, Twitter is working. I'm just an idiot. Apparently.

Speaker: I got the, uh, switch, I got the switch notification. I got the YouTube notification. I didn't get a Facebook notification. Back on Facebook. No. No. Yeah. Well, I'm back on Facebook. I got let out of Facebook jail. I just don't pull it back. I've only been there once. Don't matter. Stop going back. And it was on some bullshit. Fuck Facebook. You heard what I said.

Speaker: Probably will because apparently you can't post anything on Facebook and and and without getting in trouble on Facebook anymore God damn I can put man sure as a lovely fucking day out the Sun was shining the birds were chirping I'm a happy guy. Oh you went against community guidelines. You're blocked fair enough Facebook you fucking snowflake I've been there once I've been smacked on the Peter several times

Speaker: They've muted our audio a lot, but that's just because they can't seem to understand the fact that Blacktop Mojo gave us permission to use their use their music. But, friend. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker: Now, I can't hear you. Your mic's muffled. Your mic's muffled. There you go. Now, you better say it again. Yeah, it's it's you. It's not me but uh her her mom sent us a message on the Twitter the other day. Um she said thank you to the Tampa Bay VA Oncology. My daughter's tumor has shrunk

Speaker: considerably still have more to go but there's light at the end of the tunnel uh and she sent us uh she tagged there she uh put a picture and uh this um this tumor I'm no doctor and I don't understand a lot of these things but the original one it looks massive and now the new one looks like it's the most recent picture um looks like it's about half the size

Speaker: You're you're glitching out you're you're glitching job out dude, you gotta do all the way am I yeah, you're cutting out something fierce The joys about since you go nonsense, but as I was saying

Speaker: She tweeted at us and thanked us for the support and all the prayers. I wanted to give Tony an update as well as everybody who listens. I'll let you guys know that she is getting better. It seems like the chemo is working. I messaged her back and, and, uh, obviously said that, uh, you know, that's awesome. Happy to hear the good news. And we would, uh, I would update everybody. And of course she's always in our thoughts and if you're the praying type, I'm not really the praying type, but if you're the praying type pray for her, send some,

Speaker: some good vibes, some good thoughts, all that fun jazz her way as she continues this fight. But it seems like it's getting better. And as we've said before, cancer is a son of a bitch and shows no bias. It will take anyone and everybody out at any given time, no ifs, ands or or buts about it at the end of the day.

Speaker: what's going on shatters box how you guys doing but with that being said I just want to give her a little shout out let her know we're still at your corner we're still we're still sharing y 'all from out here from way out here way up here and and nonsensical nonsense land if you will I really have much that I hadn't planned tonight other than that because that's

Speaker: Status quo at the end of the day just kind of come in and do our thing Cameron what's up Cameron's neighbors get on YouTube or twitch and follow nonsensical nonsense and now come in come and hang out with us Shoot your shit in the chatters box

Speaker: We're not that bad. You don't have to hate them. Let that echo throughout your hallway or your walls or whatever it is. They'll be all right. They'll survive. My neighbors have listened to me for the last almost three years. So they haven't, they only have one complaint really. But of all nights, that was a weird day too. Cause I wasn't even doing anything. I was laying in bed and I got up to go to the bathroom and then I started beating on the ceiling.

Speaker: What the fuck are you doing? Maybe they weren't mad at me. I don't know but Like all the nights I've been up until two three four to morning Being loud to match this and everything else the one night I'm actually being a decent human being and Going to bed on at a decent time. Well, I wasn't going to bed, but I was in bed laying around watching TV And I get up to go walk across to go to the bathroom as I'm coming out of the bathroom. They start

Speaker: beating the hell out because they lived below me out of the ceiling. I was like, all right, well, now they're, they want to play that game. So then I stopped across. And I know it was loud as hell down there because I know how loud they can get down there and it shakes the walls and everything else. So I can only imagine what it was like with my big ass stomping across the floor. But I did have something I wanted to say. I can't remember though.

Speaker: Oh, we do have all the episodes up to date. If you guys don't listen to us live or if you cut, if you're in and out of the show, uh, you know, you, you miss some of it or you whatever. All episodes are up to date as of today on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts. So you guys can go check those out. If you'd like, I've got a problem myself because I got, I got like six episodes behind something like that, uh, being so busy and hectic and stuff around the house or around here.

Speaker: This is nobody's here. I just got behind so I came home today got off work came home took me a quick shower and Jumped on here to get Saturday's episode up while I was still kind of fresh in my mind as far as kind of what we talked about what we went over but uh, I'm sure I'm waiting on Tony to get here because Anybody who's a comic book fan or a movie fan or anything like that as you know San Diego comic con is going on right now

Speaker: And Marvel dropped a fucking absolute bombshell. As far as upcoming movies, upcoming television shows, DC dropped the new Shazam movie, trailer dropped, and it looks pretty good. DC needs to get off their asses at the end of the day. I don't know what they're, I don't know what they're sleeping for, what they're doing, but yeah man, Marvel dropped some massive

Speaker: Bombshells you got to Wakanda forever She Hulk that revised Daredevil from Netflix Daredevil born again, I think is what they're calling it that'll be on Disney Plus Disney Plus will have their first Marvel Disney show that's rated R coming out soon the Marvel zombies and I think it's all animated

Speaker: So I'm looking forward to that. I think that's gonna be really cool because as a comic book nerd and as a comic book junkie I Fucking loved Marvel zombies. I'm also a horror fan and zombies and all that jazz So I fucking loved reading Marvel zombies And yes, I know it's not that old and yes, I know I am old and yes I was an adult when I read the Marvel zombies series So judge me as you will I don't care

Speaker: comics are for people of all ages. I don't know if there's an age limit. I mean, if there is, somebody let me know. But I thoroughly enjoyed these zombies. And I'm looking forward to the fact that not only are they doing these zombies, but it's going to be rated R. So then they've got a lot more wiggle room of what they can and can't do with it, if you know. You don't want a main burn. So Tony's going to pop back in here in a minute.

Speaker: Battle rattle and ramble on and then we're gonna have to go back over this I'm not trying to dive too deep into it. I'm just kind of hitting the high Which drive those guys insane because oh I do want to let you guys know I don't know who's all in here, but whoever listens to this still early on I am working on a brand new deep dive I am currently doing research and stuff like that but

Speaker: I brought it up as a starting five. Tony and I kind of talked about it. I got shot down and we talked about it being another deep dive. So I'm doing research on urban legends. So I'm going to, I don't know, maybe like a Wednesday show or once a week for a couple of weeks, may not do it every show, but like on Wednesday night, pick a couple of urban legends and go through them.

Speaker: leading us into the spooky season because it's right around the corner ladies and gentlemen this year is for lying by it is already almost august and you know it comes after august i know it's not technically october but september is the beginning of spooky season so i'll probably get those started next week or something like that and then as we get closer to october roll the urban legends into

Speaker: some paranormal stories maybe i don't know uh i've kind of gotten away from some segment and stuff but i'd like to bring a couple things back uh let me let me know what you guys think the listeners let us know email us or shoot us a message on on social media or whatever the case may be uh what you guys like what's going on tim what you guys like you like the top tens uh the deep dives uh

Speaker: You know, news, whatever. The starting five is kind of put to bed. It may or may not come back. That might be, instead of a regular base day, it might just be a random pop -up, hey, we're going to do a starting five this week or whatever. But now, like I said, here in the next week or two, I'm going to start with the urban legend, you guys. I think that'll be fun. I think it'll be pretty cool.

Speaker: Like I said, we'll just roll that right on into Halloween and I'll give the gentleman some scary stories True true ghost stories true paranormal stories What I'm thinking because I really like what the fuck news so what I'm thinking I'm thinking instead of doing like every show like Monday Second hour we can roll into what the fuck news Wednesdays will be deep dives

Speaker: And then maybe Saturdays if we get to them starting tents instead of doing it or started. Yeah, the top tens instead of doing it, trying to fit it into every damn show. That way we still have some kind of significant content, but I guess I'll start to remember. What the fuck news? Top tens, deep dives. I do all the work for them. Plus I do all the other work for the podcast. Unlike a couple other gentlemen, I don't get to just show up and turn my camera on.

Speaker: So it was, on all honesty, getting a little bit overwhelming with everything else. But I have been wanting to bring stuff back. But, you know, like I said, Saturdays, top 10s, Mondays would be good for what the fuck news, in all honesty, because we don't really do much. We just kind of get in here and bullshit. And then Wednesdays, we could do the deep dives and Saturdays, top 10s or whatever. I liked what the fuck news. That was one of my favorite things to do, just because I enjoyed seeing all the stupid people of the world.

Speaker: And all the dumb shit that happens like, you know, I still get I still touch base on some like Saturday we talked about There's a phone ban out of China and none of us can none of us really know how it's pronounced. We said Hawaii a Huawei highway highway none of us really know how it's pronounced but apparently China are them America tried to block them from coming to the States one of the reasons they are hard to find in the States because they said that they built technology inside the phone

Speaker: to cock block our nukes. So if it ever came down to it, we wouldn't be able to fire off our nukes against China or their allies because these phones and I was just like, what the actual fuck? We live in America where Samsung and iPhone have pretty much a lock on an LG. We'll throw LG in there. It really does at the end of the day. And I don't think

Speaker: a no -name, off -brand phone is going to take over and have that much power. But what the hell do I know? I'm not a computer guy. I'm not the smartest guy in the room, in any room. Put me in a kindergarten class. I'm probably not the smartest guy in the room. But I don't think the technology is that good or that strong that they can ex -nay our nukes with an off -brand phone. Because, yes, is it a cheap phone? Yes, absolutely.

Speaker: You know, people are stuck in their ways. We like our Samsungs and we like our iPhones and fucking the iPhone sheep will absolutely 110 % buy up iPhones for no fucking reason, just other than to say, I have an iPhone. They know it's a shit phone. They know it's an inferior phone compared to the Samsung, but it's a status symbol.

Speaker: No, that's that was kind of the whole point of what the fuck news was You know some of the stories smart conversations some of the stories just completely Blow Tony's mind and he did he shot the whole show. I fucked him up so bad with one story He's done for the whole show and it's fantastic I'm actually going to do that I'm going to do that. There we go

Speaker: until he comes back because that screen was bugging me. Don't know. Plus, apparently I have a huge ego problem. So, if you put me on the big screen, how awesome is that? Everybody put me on your TVs, zoom me up to your big TVs and admire me as I should be.

Speaker: I'm only an egotistical maniac on this podcast. I'm really not in real life. Radio silence is always golden. See this is what happens when

Speaker: when I'm not aware of the fact that I'm going to be solo. Since I am solo, and I can basically do whatever I want. Let me shout out my guy again, my boy, Rock Lee. For those of you who might've missed it, Saturday, Tim, you're here. Rocky wrote a new song and put it on TikTok. He sent me the song the other night.

Speaker: Uh, but he did put it on TikTok. Where's it at? And I love it. Love it! So why not, why not give Rocky some love? I wrote this song last night. Tell me what you think.

Speaker: For everything that you tried So fuck it all, I'll give it all The night you held me close No way not wrong These roads we cross Are tossed and packed in the end

Speaker: That's a killer song. I love the song the whole the whole um, the whole song is amazing dude stupid talented man he is got I wish I had Like a pinky full of the talent that he had The kids amazing but uh, he sent me the full song

Speaker: the other night. I'm picking up some food in the signal. That's my apologies. I'm going to read the chat in a second. I did see what I meant to say. I will be good. Jeff is going on. I'm in it just completely. Yank the e -brake, derail the whole show, kill my conversation just to talk to people I'm already talking to. Because I'm the champ, that's why. He seems to forget that I have controllers everywhere.

Speaker: You need me. Get out of here. I have buttons, Tony. Are you getting some Chinese? American deli. Oh, it looks like from the wall behind you, it looks like a Chinese restaurant.

Speaker: Yeah, Rocky's awesome. I told him, I told him on actually I want to do it that video and put it on our nonsensical nonsense page for him. Uh, so more people can see it, but, um, I told him, I said, you need to not only put release that damn song, but you also got to make a video and let me start. That's my job. I'm working where I was trying to get him on the show Saturday. He was like, man, I'd come on the show, but I'm not like, I was just going to randomly have him pop in.

Speaker: but he was out to dinner with his girl. So I'm trying to get him back on the show. I mean, who'd go to the back, but I told him that was unacceptable and he should never blow me off or some woman, some hussy. He's like, yeah, I know. I'm sorry. No, I was like, of course you are, but

Speaker: It's all good. He that's the doubt side. He sees I think he's two or three hours behind us on time plus Yeah, he works and when he's not working he's doing music stuff and studio shit Kind of like me I'm not at work generally working on podcasts related information shit

Speaker: Five hours the other night trying to get caught up on episodes on Spotify for these fucking bumps not even share it out These fucking I'm just gonna kill his mic just for a second so

Speaker: Nobody wants to hear what he's ordered. His 475 wings. Five large baskets of fries. How can Tony and Jeff eat enough food to feed an army? I'm bigger than both of them. And I don't eat anything like they do. It's insane to me. It blows my mind how much those two can eat. And I'm the fat one.

Speaker: Kind of all over the place, but no like I was saying earlier, you know you guys reach out to us on social media Reach out to us on the email. Let me know Let me know what you want us to bring back If there was a certain thing that you really liked or something that you enjoyed that that we did I think I'm gonna give them days like I said if I thought about what to fuck news Doing it on Mondays and then deep like I said the deep does I had fun doing the deep guys believe it or not I really enjoyed it

Speaker: It was it was a little bit of work a little bit. Well, not a little bit, but it was a lot of work and But to try to do it multiple days if I do it one day a week, it makes it a little bit easier If you guys like the the top tens that I was coming up with again, they're easy to find We're not doing them every single day or every single episode. You know, I mean two or three times a week So reach out to us on Instagram Facebook Twitter email and

Speaker: Just just Google nonsense for nonsense. It's the beer, man You see that oh I drink I drink girl beer. I drink light beer. It's actually open Yeah, everybody wants to call out on you and make fun of you for drinking Nicola Walter light or bud light select or whatever the case may be But it's it's it's a lot like and I love but was you don't get me wrong

Speaker: It's a lot like cut and pop out of your, you know, I would drink five, six, seven pops a day. Now I drink two, maybe three, but it's usually two. And I try to drink more water. So, I mean, it's kind of the same concept. You cut all that shit out or not necessarily completely out, just a little bit out. Um, I killed your mic while you were ordering, started toning.

Speaker: Your mike's back on. I know I'm being nice and public. You just got a favor done for you. Why is that? How did I have a favor, though? I said what I wanted, so you would have muted me again. What? I ain't never muted you for anything you said. I only muted you because you're ordering. I didn't want these people to see how fat you are.

Speaker: What? What? Yeah. Gee, McDonald's would be with their single arch. It's like drinking a load. It really is, man. Craft beer for me is, honestly, I like it, but it's like one or two max when I drink craft beer.

Speaker: when I drink craft beer, it's like one or two. They're good, but it's not good to sit there and get fucking hammered off of them. But that's how Budweiser was. I mean, Budweiser was, it makes you feel all polluted and gross and everything like that. Michelobaltrolite, I can get a good buzz off of it. It doesn't leave me with a hanger for the next day. Budweiser Select, I've been drinking with 55. I can drink a lot of that, get a little buzz, but there's no hanger.

Speaker: or anything like that. And it doesn't fill me up like Budweiser does. And like I said, I drank Budweiser for years, except that goddamn diesel fuel, man. It fills you up, makes you feel all bloated and all that jazz, and it fucks you up, so.

Speaker: And I think, you know, I can't get back into a regular gym routine, but I think the fact that I've, I've cut as much pop as I used to drink out. I've switched to the, the, uh, extra skinny beer, if you will. Um, I've been able to keep the weight off, so I'm not putting it back on like I was. And I can still go to the gym when I have, like, I was going to go, like, I was like, I'm going to go to the gym tomorrow. I'll get back into my, every time I get into a routine, something happens. I was like, I'm going to go to the gym tomorrow.

Speaker: Well, I'm not going to the gym tomorrow because I'm going to get in therapy tomorrow. Tattoo numero deuce gets started tomorrow. So my next star, my next tattoo on this arm gets started tomorrow. So maybe Wednesday before the show, I'll go to the gym and try to get a work, sneak a workout in.

Speaker: So, I can at least get back, you know, I can go Wednesday, I can go Thursday, I'll go Friday after I pick my kids up and then I'll get up Saturday and whatnot and try to go but but it's, it's, I mean, at the end of the day, it really is. I mean, it's the little things that help a lot when it comes to diet but I don't diet. I don't, I don't diet. I eat like dog. Alright, take care. Yeah, I'm good too. I eat like dog

Speaker: I don't uh I don't eat. I don't know. I'm trying to justify my eating habits. They just can't do it. And lord knows when Jody and I are together, both of us are like, **** our diets because we both like to eat. We both like to eat. We both like to eat. You got the money and you got the time. You like the hell you walk. I tell everybody that.

Speaker: I need to I need to start cooking more often when the kids aren't here because that's generally when I like a week that they're not here right now during the summer I eat out so I mean out for a week when I should just go to the grocery store because at the end of the day it'd be cheaper for me to go to the grocery store and just cook dinner every night. Depends on what you're buying and how you eat. For me it's the same price. I mean I I don't I don't

Speaker: not eat. I mean, like I go and I get steak and I get chicken and I get, you know, I, I, I get a little bit more creative and adventurous when the kids aren't here because my daughter, my oldest one, she'll eat any damn thing. She's, she's, she's, she's the garbage disposal. She'll eat anything. My middle daughter, she'll eat, she'll eat almost anything, but she's also picky. She likes talking, but she don't want tacos. Your audio went to shit.

Speaker: You're glitching real bad. But um and my middle daughter like she likes like all the kids. We all love tacos but she doesn't want taco seasoning on her taco meat. So, we have to separate so much burger for her uh and none of the kids for some weird reason will eat buns with their burgers. So, I buy a package of buns and I'm the only one that uses them. Uh my son will eat

Speaker: a burger with no bun and a burger with a bun. It makes no sense. And we'll do the same thing. I don't know. Whenever you hungry, you eat it how you want to. But no, it doesn't make any sense because it's like, we're all eating dinner at the same time. He'll grab one, he'll grab, he'll grab a burger patty, put cheese on it.

Speaker: and then they'll put like a slice of pickle on the side and then they'll make another burger with with a bun and put all the fixings on it and then go off and I'm like, dude, there's plenty of bun. There's pictures. Don't eat buns that you know, I'm the only one that's eating buns if they do that with brats, they do that with hot dogs. Let's do that where I'll make chili dogs. I'll make chili dogs and they'll put a little bit of chili sauce on their plate. A hot dog with no bun and I'm like,

Speaker: y 'all kill me y 'all really kill me but i get a little bit more they don't go hungry around here that's for damn sure

Speaker: Well, I wouldn't say that I wouldn't say that really yes Once once once once once Once once was it's now no more. You know what I mean?

Speaker: about getting reported and this, that, and the other thing and getting kicked off. Yes. No more. I'm still there. I actually just posted it. I just actually posted it right before the show tonight. I posted a snippet from, uh, from our stuff on there.

Speaker: I'm gonna probably do something tonight. I did uh do like a little intro video and I shared it out What I didn't realize is when you go live you gotta download it to shell Because i'm trying to see these go live and broadcast it out Yeah, you can't yeah, you can't you can't multi you can't multicast on tiktok But you can you can I think I don't know I mean I honestly I don't know because I I don't

Speaker: all I ever did was just go live on there. I didn't really worry about any of the other nonsense. I wasn't doing anything else. And when Jeff, when Jeff and I go live on there, it's usually like after show stuff or whatever. Um, so I don't mess with anything too much. I honestly don't know how to do all that other stuff. Like, I don't know how Michael does it or anything like that, but Michael does his little three minutes. He hasn't hit a thousand yet. He hit me up yesterday.

Speaker: It's my show, and I do everything. Oh hell yeah! And that's the bottom line, because Glick316 said so, you silly sumbitch.

Speaker: Um, he wants, I'm probably gonna do something to show with him Thursday night. He just wants to do like 20, 30 minutes. I don't have a problem, but the biggest thing is, um, he wants to expand the audience. Okay, cool. That's a good one.

Speaker: That was always the plan. We all want to come up together. So I got a plan. I got an idea. I'm going to see how it goes and working out how I'm going to do the broadcast and everything. I still got to figure out going YouTube live because of what I've noticed is when you go live on YouTube, it's just you. I don't know how they're doing YouTube with everything else except for using the StreamYard. I think that's how they're doing it is they use StreamYard or another app because YouTube does not give you the option to because that was something that

Speaker: I just **** slobbered all over my **** himself. Everybody's seen that. I was going to I was going to try to I was going to try to hide it but then I was looking right at the camera and I seen it go right down my face. I was like, I can't **** hide that. Everybody just seen it.

Speaker: But, uh, when, uh, when, uh, when, uh, when Haps was, uh, on life support before they pulled the plug and I was looking at different locations, it was like, fuck, I can't bring Tony and Jeff up on YouTube. Uh, you know, he can't have guests or whatever. So, uh, you know, at the end of the day, that's you, you have no idea for me personally, how happy I am with StreamYard. I absolutely love StreamYard.

Speaker: Yeah, so I mean I really I really like it Now like I said, you know, that's that's something I'm gonna try to get better about doing on tick -tock is

Speaker: is making more videos and posting more videos on our page. I don't necessarily do much on my personal pages, but I want to get more, doing more on our page and getting you and Jeff to do more. That way we can, you guys can do what stuff I do from our page and about that, or I can do what stuff that you guys do and put it on our page and other people can find you like I tagged you.

Speaker: and the post that I put up just before the show. That way, people can click on your name. They're like, oh, who's Tony D? Click on it, and they can come to your page and see who you are. It makes it easier for people. That's why I put those bio links on all of our... What'd you do? Yeah, you're frozen, but I can still hear you.

Speaker: I Just want to say fuck you Jeff for no reason just to say fuck you Jeff fuck yours Jason, sorry I forgot Jason was back. There's being quiet Speaking of shoutouts, there's a shout out for Jeffrey

Speaker: Oh, if you're following us on Spotify, you should have got the notification brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense, nonsensical nonsense. 148 round and round we go is up and posted. Oh, but almost an hour. I should have just done the news to him. And honestly, I don't know if Tim's back yet or whoever's listening. I shouldn't have been like, Oh, Tony's not going to be here. I'm just going to do news.

Speaker: Welcome to nonsensical nonsense news. I'm your anchor Glick and tonight in the news we have man from Florida has sex with alligator. I know that has happened and I know it's happened on more than one occasion because there are signs in Florida that says do not molest the alligators. I'm not making that shit up. I have

Speaker: I know that people have molested and or had sex with alligators in Florida. Not really, but can you hear me better now? Yeah, sure. I don't know what better is, but we can hear you. Put it to the floor and get home. I know that little I know that equinox can go fast. I got one. You can't lie to me. You can't lie to me. I know that's the one. That's a visual boom, boy.

Speaker: I hit the freeway. That damn thing don't know how to go any slower or any, any less than 80 miles an hour on the freeway. I'm like, Hey, let's slow down. Not today, son. Listen here. I'm the Equinox. I do what I want. I'm in control. I'm loving that thing, man. You have no idea. Well, you probably do have an idea. I love that damn thing. It is nice. I told you, bro. I told you, man. I told you this vehicle's worth every damn penny. I got to give it a suspect. You know what I'm saying? Oh, absolutely. I'm a hundred percent loving it.

Speaker: Dude, it's it's so comfortable. It rides nice. Now, granted, we had some Saturday. I was going out to Tanger and we had some hellacious storms rolled through on my way out there and the wind was the boy. The wind was not playing and I thought that that equinox was going to get rolled over because I was sitting at a stoplight. It was going like this. I was like, hold steady. I felt like I felt like a boat rider threw one hand out the window and grab the steering wheel with the other. Let's go. My man.

Speaker: No, it's, it's a, it's a - I had an Escalade, I was on the highway one time and I was out until it started. My Escalade, the Escalade started swinging too. The Escalade is pretty lightweight, even though it's a big vehicle. But you get the right wind and it'll knock your shit over. Oh yeah. Oh, imagine back in the day when I had - If I can get straight, if I can get my money right, I will get a larger 2022 Escalade, totally loaded. I will load this vehicle out. This is a human vehicle. Did you get your - A Chevy Equinox.

Speaker: I love it. I absolutely love it. No, my I I'm back in the back when I was in when I bought my Bronco, my Bronco, those top, those Broncos are top heavy as **** in their square that those old school Broncos. I had a 79 and it was lifted. Yeah. And they they they were known for rolling over. Man, you want to talk about getting scared when the wind would pick up and be moving like that.

Speaker: You feel that **** kind of start lifting off the ground like, alright, at any moment, it's going over. I'm going to look like one of these monster trucks that hit a ramp the wrong way. It's not my little cruise, that's for sure. The **** cruise was all aerodynamic and we would pick up and just get right around it like it was nothing. Not that damn Equinox. Uh no, sir. Not today. But I was going to, oh, I was going to say, get your money

Speaker: Yes, I did. I watch it every day. 700 and some odd million dollars. Yeah, this show will be at another level by the time I was through. Don't let me get bad money. I'm gonna show you how to draw cash out this motherfucker. Whoa. Let me fuck around and hit that money. Jody and I've already talked about that. What happens if we hit the lottery? We got certain people are gonna be taken care of. And then, man, I want a place out.

Speaker: I want to place out in the country a **** massive piece of property. It'll this this little setup I have here. Yeah, man. I have a full on state of New York art studio. I'll be able to do all kinds of stuff. I'll I'll hire a **** producer. I'll hire a damn producer and an engineer. I'll I'll have all kinds of people doing all kinds of stuff where all I got it where all I have to do is turn my camera on and talk like you and Jeff.

Speaker: You're good. We'll do what the **** news and and and deep dives and top tens and somebody else will research for me and just hand me the paper and say, here you go. Yeah, money. I would hit the money. I would hit the money. That's one of the better set up. I don't want to set everything up better to wear my visual. My audio side, the platform is enough as it is in itself. I just want my visual. That's what I would have to work on

Speaker: the video is actually, I don't know if you've ever watched the replay or watched the video back or anything like that. The video looks good. And I mean, we can, you know, if, if down the road, I decide to go upgrade the package or anything else, uh, like 720 or something like that, whatever that means, but we can go full high def. And, you know, I imagine working on the monetization side of things.

Speaker: I don't know, between the three of us, I don't think we need to be in 4K. We ain't that pretty. Oh, man. I know that wine all too well. Yeah, because he was like doing something and I can't take him entirely. So forget him and I got you. Yeah. Nope. I know that wine all too well. I had that the other day.

Speaker: From my ex -wife of all people My oldest one had to come over and grab some stuff she's at band camp all this week And she had to stay swung by Saturday before the show and they're like hey mom wants to know if you got any Pepsi I was like no, but I got bottled water

Speaker: She's like, oh, what a pop. I'm like, I don't have any fucking pop, but if you go across the street to the gas station, they have. I was like, you literally just love Walmart. Why didn't you buy Pepsi when you were there? They want to come on with yourself in the house. No, my ex -wife wanted to pop it. I'm like, I don't have any. I got bottled water. And then she was like, well, can I get a glass of ice water? Like, you don't want a bottle of cold. You don't want a bottle of water, but you'll drink a glass of ice water. What the hell sense does that make?

Speaker: I don't care. It's not like it's that big of a deal. I mean, usually, anybody that comes over, that's the first thing I tell them. Hey, you want something to drink? It's in the fridge. Help yourself. But I had an end on one time. We would go to his shop and we would talk about 20 minutes. And he was like, remember when he came over here?

Speaker: And you asked if you can get this, you get that. I said, yes. He said, you know, when you came here, you was a gift. That was actually, he said, how long you been here after 20 minutes? He said, you was a gift.

Speaker: just let you know your audio is cracking up a little bit. So once you get situated, this is all your fault. This is why you're not the champ. I can. I can't.

Speaker: I'm looking around the room. I'm trying to figure out who the hell you're talking to and I just don't know who it is because it sure is not like me. I don't need you. Actually, Frank is over there giving you the double finger double finger salute.

Speaker: Frank said do birds alternative to watch his fucking mouth Frank said doing about that life There we go now we got Tony D

Speaker: I think I, I think I do all right by myself, especially when it's unexpected and I'm kind of surprised by it. And I don't, I don't know that I'm going to be by myself. I need to adjust your mic one second. Cause I had it turned down. Oh, actually you're good. Nope. Actually you are good. And automatically I had to fix my mic because Jeff and I can do the same thing for you, Tony. Actually, I didn't even think about it until I did it project to it.

Speaker: But ever since I've had Jeff log in and everything and now he is like all kinds of control or like he has all the control I have Yes, he keeps pissing with my mic. Well, your mic is blaring loud I know because he keeps messing with it. He won't leave it alone. Oh No, I do on the on the on the broadcast Saturday night That's because I had it adjusted and he started messing with it. He won't leave it alone. He's always got a mess with stuff. Oh

Speaker: So I said it and then he jacks with it and then it gets all fucking crazy. That's what Jeff does. He's got a finger. **** everything. I'll be right back. I gotta go. I mean, that's ultimate balls. Never mind. That's a construction term. We say it all the time. He's out there. I know a man that I'm thankful for the concern and didn't make a save. Tim was good. Anybody else that I missed in the chat, you're probably going to have to say something again.

Speaker: because I know the comments aren't up there from before. Roger Simmons, what's going on? I think a couple of them popped in. My apologies for how ridiculous this looked for the past hour, but my son had martial arts practice. They don't want to get us something to eat. So.

Speaker: I was doing all that. Yes, I am on TikTok. T -O -N -Y -T -O -N -1 -9 -7 -2 -3. Holler at your boy. Get your followers up. Do your broadcast. Let me know if I can help. Just get your numbers up. That's the biggest thing I saw. Watch them damn fake accounts. It's ridiculous up there. It is off the chain up there. I can't believe half of that message is legal up there, even on a global scale, because I got more people trying to meet me.

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Speaker: I'm wearing mine for you and unless you wear yours for me. Teamwork. It's called teamwork. See, I already got my hooked up while you still want it. Because I'm actually trying to give you a... I'm gonna let him deal with Lil Man without the whole world hearing it. I don't respect for my man. I know how it is with kids.

Speaker: Oh and your dad just give me a thumbs up. You're gonna. Well parents don't understand that the patience and how to talk the force that a customer might lay in the mouth of a damn town. Let me show you how to do it patiently. You gotta teach children how to think. You gotta teach them about the tax man is what you need to do. No, no, no. The tax man gets you put in jail. Tax man is coming.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: He's not in the house so they can't find him. They don't know what's there, but they know the missus. So he's got a little bit of amnesty and ambiance down there. Well, that explains why she moved to Europe. You said that she went back. I said, what? She was at home in Europe. I'm like, what the fuck? Did she move to Europe? I'm just saying. Come on, dude.

Speaker: I'm not doing it. No. I'm not doing it. No. No, sir. No, sir. No to the hell no. Hell to the no, no, no. Mm. Hell to the no, no, no. Well, you and I are on the same page. Yeah, but I'll change the page. You want to stay there and laugh at the pictures. These pictures are funny. I can't read the words. I can just look at the pictures and they make me laugh.

Speaker: pictures are fun. Pictures are fun and words are hard, Tony D. It was so hard. So, I don't know if you were listening earlier. I was trying to. But just a little recap. I kind of, I kind of, I don't want to change up too much. I don't want to do anything too crazy but I want to bring back some things and you and I were talking about, you know, the deep dives and I said that the urban legends which

Speaker: And I put it out to the listeners and I said, you know, reach out to us on the email, reach out to us on social media. You can find us on all social media at nonsensical nonsense podcast or not nonsensical nonsense, sorry. And all on all social media. And you can always email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. But instead of doing like I was doing before, where we tried to squeeze what the fuck news into every episode or the top 10 into every episode or deep dive into every episode, you know, like bring, you know,

Speaker: do the news but do it on Mondays. Okay. Do like the deep dives on Wednesdays and then if we have time, we can do a top ten on Saturdays and that would be it. It'll make my life a little bit easier but also, you know, there's certain things like Tim said that Tim said, bring back what the **** news earlier. Do it. Uh like I said, it's not serious news. It's just I can do the what the **** news with some of the stuff that I see

Speaker: Yeah, but you got to keep the politics and all the other craziness. I don't what the fuck news Well, then you know, I do Because it's stupid people and stupid things we got this like the fat guy that broke into Burger King many episodes back and drank gallons of french fry oil he was or or how we got Bob to be our pilot and our driver because he broke into a kindergarten school in Germany and

Speaker: and stole uncooked pasta and frozen fish sticks or any other countless news story that I've done and what the fuck news that has completely discombobulated you and left you speechless for an entire show. The more I'm on TikTok, the more I can contribute to what the fuck news. Well, show some of these people how bad your feet really look.

Speaker: There's some horrible feet with the ingrown toenails first and foremost, I don't told you no And how do you watch this? Those toes are horrible. Oh my god I can't cut the nail across and then scrape up underneath you people are ridiculous out there I'm gonna go ahead and say it got take care of your fucking pizzis. Oh

Speaker: don't get a man who's mad at me for flossing my teeth and even thank me because I've seen some of the things they're pulling out of people's mouths too. Yeah, don't get a manicure. Don't get a pedicure. Go to the dentist. Go to the dentist. Go get a facial. Go to the doctor. Come here. Go to the bathtub. Get a fucking bar of soap in the hose. You can put your feet in that water where the fish eat the dead skin. I bet you they turn around and leave. Oh.

Speaker: Oh man, you know, I kind of want to do that. I'm not even gonna lie to you. Okay. I would kind of like to do that because I bet that feels amazing. It could feel amazing, but I don't like people eating on me a lot. Listen, you know, certain people. I mean, they're like little goldfish. Really? Women or mochi cheese, you know. Yeah.

Speaker: I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

Speaker: that's even worse how you screw yourself by telling the truth hey you know i'm a very honest person and you know i'm just saying honesty is either you know it's gonna burn you sometimes but it's also gonna be beneficial at the end of the day it's always beneficial in your defense speaking of finding weird ass shit on tiktok my middle daughter messaged me yesterday

Speaker: No, we were Snapchat. She's like, what's what's your what's your Amazon Prime login? I was like, I don't know. Hold on a second. So why would you want to watch on Amazon? She's like, what's eating Gilbert grape? I was like, what the fuck did you even hear about that movie? Not that there's anything wrong with the movie. It's a fantastic movie. It's an old movie. It's an old ass movie, but it's a great movie. Like, I love the movie. I was like, where did you even hear about that? And she was like, oh, I'm tick tock.

Speaker: and now I don't want to watch it. I was like, what, what Tiktok world are you living in where they were talking about Gilbert? Great. I just came across it and I was like, Oh, I mean, it's a good movie. You'll like it. I think I loved it, man. I loved it. Man, that movie is so good. It's a weird movie. Leonardo DiCaprio was amazing in that movie. He plays a kid's kid with special needs. Uh -huh. Um,

Speaker: Johnny Depp Johnny Depp plays his older brother. Their mom's like 500 pounds. Oh, yeah. I need to let you finish it. I gotta make me announce what's eating Gilbert great. I think it's a 1993 movie directed by Lassa Halstrom starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. Juliette Lewis is in it. Shut up. Yeah. Galaxy. Whatever the hell your name is. Um

Speaker: Juliette Lewis is in it from Natural Born Killers. I believe I was, yeah. But it's a great movie. And Leonardo DiCaprio has special needs. There's a scene, like he always likes to play hide and seek with Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp's his older brother. There's a scene where he's like in a tree. He's like, they're hiding.

Speaker: Yes, yes really well, you know what it's it's apples and oranges gotcha

Speaker: It's apples and oranges, but I he absolutely that's one of those roles and it was a young, young Leonardo DiCaprio that makes you respect him as an actor because of his, his depth and his range. Such a good movie though. It's a weird fucking movie, but it's really good. It's definitely worth checking out, but you'll scratch your head and go fucking white people because I did the same thing when I watched it back in back in

Speaker: the late nineties when I seen it for the first time, I was like, fucking white people. Top five moments in life where you guys just said, fucking white people. Anytime I read an article that starts with Florida man,

Speaker: I'm just saying. Probably get me in trouble in all honesty. I want to see actually not even being funny. I would love to see how many white people actually do say that. That would be hilarious. You'd be surprised. There are a lot of us. I'm not surprised. We'll see how many. And any time I hear some jackass scream roll tide because I know that some sisters getting impregnated by her brother. You know. To all of my Alabama folks, he said that shit. I did say that shit. And guess what? If you're in Alabama and

Speaker: and you're and you're an Alabama fan even if you're black, you fall into that category. No, I don't. Yeah. Cuz I'm gonna have family in Alabama. So, it doesn't matter. You one of them jackasses. Roll five. Yeah, I used to gamble on football. I used to gamble. You're you're you're you're you're yeah. You know, how many times did you how much money did you lose betting on Alabama when they got **** smoked when they **** that got smoked? I've lost my

Speaker: That's the point. When I decided I was going to be there for a while, I took a year and watched every game every season. I think it was 96 when I did that. Auburn has great football. They play great ground game. But Alabama was phenomenal all over. Alabama had a bandwagon and cheats. No, it was a bandwagon. I didn't even give a shit. I didn't say you cheat. I said Alabama cheats. Auburn did too. Alabama's the biggest cheaters out there. Y 'all didn't cheat it.

Speaker: Who's y 'all? You in Ohio. So, you Ohio heads. I'm not in Ohio, man. I'm not a Buckeye fan. I know, but you're in Ohio, so you're gonna fall for that shit now. I don't know. I'm a Michigan fan. I'm a bad guy up here. People hate me. Y 'all got problems, too. People hate me up here. Mm -hmm. They hate me. Y 'all got problems, too. I don't give a fuck. We ain't got problems. We've had problems. We ain't got problems now. Now, Michigan coach. That was a gymnastic coach, not a football coach. No, that was a football coach, too.

Speaker: Wasn't a coach he was he was a Doctor of some sort fell into all sports, but it was mainly gymnastics is where he got really got popped at But uh Hey, I don't know man Michigan's doing a damn thing like every damn sport won a big 10 championship this year Yeah

Speaker: Yeah, a couple of them did. Not football. No, not football, but they were there. Who won national championships this year? Last year? Was in Alabama. Oh, it was Georgia. That's right. Georgia is about time. Congratulations. Now do it again. They can't. Michigan's in the way. Alabama's in the way. Fuck Alabama. We have set the standard for everybody to try to catch. It doesn't matter what we do when you go. Yeah, you cheat. And you pay off referees.

Speaker: you all pay off your star running backs. You're allowed to now. Who is you all? And some of your coaches. Who is you all? Who is you all? I'm still going to put you on running backs. Fucking quarterbacks and man, you know how many conversations I had with OSU starters at a bar that I worked at saying, look, you stupid son of a bitch. You really want to risk all this? Come in this bar underage and get caught. Yeah, I believe it.

Speaker: You know who I, yeah, I know who you are. I work on a bar on campus. I know who you are. You want to risk what you're, what you have going on for you to come in here and be 19 and get pop drinking. Well, who said they were drinking? Oh, they was drinking. You was 19 once. Yeah, I was. Was you drinking a 19? I played the fifth. If you could have gone into a bar and drank, would you have gone to a bar and drank? I was going to a bar, a strip club. I was 16. I was 16 and was allowed to drink in the bars because I played football.

Speaker: And guess who was at that bar drinking? He has two thumbs, and it's this guy right here. I didn't have somebody at the door saying, hey, well, of course I was never going to go big time or anything like that. I knew I wasn't going to college or anything like that. Why not? Why not? Hold on to this one, Ohio. I wouldn't know I was in college. I mean, I could have attempted it, but I was way better at baseball.

Speaker: But I don't do college. Plus, I was in high school and had a job making 30 plus dollars an hour. So? What the fuck am I going to go to college for? To be a millionaire. I wouldn't have been out. I would have never been a millionaire. Trust me, I wasn't that good in football. I was good for my podunk ass high school, but I was not NFL good. Why not? I don't know, Tony, because have you seen those guys?

Speaker: Plus you blow out your knee and you bust off your shoulder, that's then that kind of factors in too. And you got to mean streak them all along. That no help matters none. Yeah, until you drop kick a player. That's on offense and you're technically not playing defense at that time. You drop kick a player. The days of of the

Speaker: of the, uh, goons in football are long gone. No, it isn't. That's how you, that's how you remain a goon. No, no, no. You're not allowed to do the things that they used to do back in football like that. Yeah. Uh, most of my homeboys went, uh, fucking heard the stories. We had a dude, the biggest dude in our high school. He went to Hawaii. I guess he played football, or at least he played some Hawaii dudes. He was six, four, six, five, 300 pounds. He said them Hawaiian dudes are bigger than him.

Speaker: Your boy said surprise surprise Tony D's eating again Mr. Mr. 8 4 3 kill a can the one and only chuck leg and death He said you fat fuck Here's a hint women love it

Speaker: I'm going to say your ass. Mocchi cheese. Love it. Got that legal. Black Juicy. Get a booty. Like like Cardi B. You got a deliverance ass. Keep it up. I got no ass at all. I suffer. Not at all. Not at all. I have a medical disease called no ass at all. Not anymore. You don't. Just flat.

Speaker: You got a tattoo of a tusk on your ass. Keep it up. Maybe I do. Sound real judging. Where were Burt Reynolds when you needed him? That day. Trust me, I am way too big for some for some jackass and Brad Hillbilly to make me squeal like a pig. I'm like, well, you ain't. Excuse me, you want me to what? They put their poison in that dart.

Speaker: You want me to what I hate to bring it to you but I have the Uno reverse card So you're gonna swill like a big you fat inbred piece of shit Now who's your daddy? You seen you seen my boy Will Ferrell in old school Check the shit out of my man

Speaker: We've said it before, right? Sometimes he's great. Sometimes it's just like really dude. He just does the moment. Mm hmm. Betty White always said one of the biggest way she said, I don't know what it is about me. People just give me a line and I just read like it says and I'm done. Mm hmm. Betty White nailed it. God, we're going to miss that woman. We going to? Yeah, she's gone. Really? We're not over her death yet. Who's we?

Speaker: it's the fans of the Golden Girls who laughed at how she said her **** and all of them did and just oh yeah, yeah, they all did. You think the whole the whole cast is dead, aren't they? Yeah. I was a fan of her. I was uh I liked Golden Girls. Golden Girls cracks me up. So, I watch that now and so which one? Golden Girls. That **** is still funny. Um it's uh yeah but uh and our climate today, I'm

Speaker: There's a lot of old shows like it was actually safe for today's planet because it weren't profane. They weren't profane, but a lot of shows back in the day, regardless of the show's background. Yes. Uh, black, white, whatever. There was a lot of underlying digs and a lot of underlying family. Yeah. For the son Chico and the man.

Speaker: I don't mean to sound like a heartless asshole or anything

Speaker: are you really not? I thought she was hilarious. Yeah, she was hilarious. I mean, I'm not saying, I'm not saying anything bad, but it sounded like, you know, like it bothered me. It did because yeah, like some of my heroes growing up, like Ultimate Warrior was one of my heroes growing up. And when he died, he died twice. Yeah. When he died. Yeah. I mean, I was, I broke my heart to hear the news because

Speaker: him and him and Vince squash their beef and he came back to the WWE. He was in the Hall of Fame and then and then he died like what a day or two later and I was like crazy. Look, he died before that. The hardest thing about the ultimate warrior to me, he died twice. People don't even realize that when when when when the WCW. Had that dude that was supposed to be the ultimate warrior. He was supposed to be like the one

Speaker: When he came out, Hulk Hogan said, I thought you were dead. And it was a dude that was. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he didn't die, but I mean, it's like, well, I mean, it's like, you were talking about celebrities or whatever that have died twice. Not that you probably have no idea who this is. There's what the fuck news for you. There's a musician.

Speaker: Uh, Nikki six. He was a, he was the basis for Motley crew and he pretty much wrote all their songs. Um, he died. He died of a heroin overdose. Yeah. And he, they, they were able to bring him back, but he was dead. He was declared dead. And then he, they were able to bring that and he had a sense. Um,

Speaker: he's doing a solo career and he has been for years. One of his first albums was called the heroin diaries. Man, his songs are insane and I like him. Like even to this day, he just put a song out with him and Bradley Gilbert and a few other singers. Maybe it's called maybe it's time and it's basically talking about like maybe it's time to

Speaker: get my **** right and and and and and own up to my past and everything like that. But you know, for a guy who and it was I mean, he's you know, if you're a rock fan, if you're a rock, if you're into or or 80s and 90s hair bands and stuff like that, you know who Nikki Six is. You know who my crew is. You heard the name. Yeah.

Speaker: like that. He died. Like he's dead or he he's he did for six minutes, I think. Oh, yeah. But he said he could see everybody talking about it. Yeah, Nikki six. Uh he's got a show on on XM radio. I believe I think it's on here. Nation. The here nation channel channel 39 if I am correct or 38. It's a channel right

Speaker: you're a hip hop head. If you're an old school hip hop head and you have serious acts or serious XM and you don't have rock the bells favorite. You need your ass with and I got hair nation and rock the bells one right after another favorite. I got all the hip hop channels. I got rock the bells shape 45 hip hop nation. I also got the groove. I got the groove.

Speaker: I got, I got six of them set. And then I got two ESPNs, Kevin Hart's progressive channel. I got 12 stations preset and I've had it like that. I've got, uh, hair nation, rock the bells, seventies, eighties, nineties, um, prime country, two K country. Jesus. Um,

Speaker: Outlaws highway radio some Willy's Roadhouse There's another hip -hop station that I have that I really like You guys you got on safely five hip -hop nation and a rock the bills there's another one that's old -school that I really like I think I'm Old -school hip -hop. Yeah

Speaker: pull up my channels. Oh, yeah. I'm not on your phone. No, I don't. Um you get it for free. Just so you know, you can get it on your car and on two different devices. Yeah. It's serious 39. It is 39. Yeah. Aussie's Boneyard is is is yeah. Okay. I got rock. Octane is pretty good too. Octane is okay. I got rock the build. I've got the groove, heart and soul and the heat. Those are my six primary channels.

Speaker: Then I got Suke 330. You ought to see the song that's on there right now. This is for the old school R &B heads, if y 'all know your old school R &B. What is it? Jesse Johnson, I want my girl. Y 'all don't know about that. I think I do. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: I don't want to get no straight. I'm going to keep the show alive. Every channel by his damn self. So he don't need my help. I tell you about that shit Saturday, that first and foremost, second of all, I don't, I don't get kicked off. I got a Tiktok hates me and instigate Tiktok. No, first of all, I know the hell I don't either. The problem with Tiktok is, and when you go live and you'll learn this,

Speaker: if somebody wants to report you, dude, how the fuck am I gonna get reported and get a permanent ban for nudity and sexual Honda, strong sexual content when I did on TikTok exactly what we do in our podcast every week. I don't know. Exactly. I think it's a face. I mean, it could be, but your strong sexual face.

Speaker: It might've been that broadcast when me and Jeff was talking too much junk about Conelanus. We wasn't on TikTok. No, we weren't. I got kicked off of my permanent account. I got on my main account. I got kicked off of TikTok way before I knew y 'all. Way before I knew you. I was on TikTok before I ever got on TikTok, because there was time we had to do the, I think it was the karaoke broadcast. Or even this show, when they were like, y 'all on TikTok, you didn't know that, right? Somebody did tell us that one episode.

Speaker: Somebody said that and I also told them they were an idiot unless and unless somebody is watching us and they shared it and they shared it or they're watching us say they're watching us on their phone or their computer and then they go live and they put it up to the camera so that people can can hear and watches but we don't broadcast we we don't broadcast on tiktok so So for everybody out there mark this date if anybody says anything about us on tiktok it wasn't us and we didn't do it so fuck

Speaker: I don't know. I remember when I said Bios, Con Dios, me and Migo earlier. That's what I was talking about. Glick has peoples. Are you sure it was Bios, Con Dios? I'm pretty sure it was. Gotcha. The block game got strong on the other end. The who? The block game got strong on the other end.

Speaker: Because it is nowhere to be found. Good. I wouldn't even give them a Vayo Condios. I figured I'd be the bigger person in the situation. You better hoist the colors next time they come to work. We have colors? Pirates of the Caribbean. It means all the powers get together. We're going to go do this shit. Oh, are we pirates now? We can't be.

Speaker: Okay, I wanna be a pirate. Gentlemen, you're caught. Click the gray beard. Cameron, you're gonna have to be... I'm not sure what we're gonna do about Cameron yet. Remember the little scrawny guy from Pirates of the Caribbean that hung out with the fat guy? That's Cameron. My husband, Stella Righetti. Yes, sir.

Speaker: I hear you can still get onto your Myspace but but my email account that I set up with that and Yeah, it's defunct it's gone and for the life of me I cannot remember my password

Speaker: for the life of you. You can't remember yesterday sometimes. This is a very accurate statement. I remember the old email. I don't remember the old password. No, I remember the email. The email is gone. I got two emails that are no longer allowed or even around even though one got merged and the other one's pretty much defunct out there. Yeah, the other one just it just died. It was a Yahoo email and it just died. I said Yahoo said ninety -eight. Yeah. I never intended on being on Yahoo so much because I had hot mail. Mm hmm.

Speaker: order than my oldest daughter. I thought, yeah. Once I switched over to you or Gmail, I stopped using my Yahoo account and then they just fucking executed it because I wasn't using it anymore. You gotta keep Yahoo no matter what. And it's and it's the same like it's the same as my Gmail account only the ending is Yahoo instead of Gmail. Yeah.

Speaker: And they, they killed that bitch real quick in a hurry is what they did. But, um, but yeah, for life, man, I have no idea what I would be, I would be curious to get back onto my space and see like what my top eight was in the music that I had on there. Just like out of curiosity when I had it. Yes. Okay. I'm getting people left and right now. Oh, hell yeah. You're welcome.

Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. You're welcome. I had 1 ,000 people yesterday. There's my man, Richie Roberts. I bet you that's not him. I bet you that's not him. Oh, shit. I had 1 ,000 people yesterday morning. As of right now, I'm at 12 .23 already. We got the click rub today. No, I've got 11 .96 that I'm following and 12 .23 that are following me. I see you. You mentioned me in the video. Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: You just walk off with a purpose and go get your damn belt

Speaker: I cut Jeff off giving us shit for goal. Like I feel like I do a show with children and their toys. He does. Well, as we do with him, it sounds like he's just jealous cause he don't have a belt. I don't smoke when you go down the Cancun take a belt for two for Jeff taking the women's championship. 24 seven championship. Hey,

Speaker: If no one person was ever meant to have a 24 or the the old school hardcore championship belt, it's Jeff. If no one person was ever meant to have that belt with the duct tape busted up. That little hardcore Holly the little the little young one that was running. Yeah. He was killing me on the shoulder. He was killing me. That was a funny ****. I thought that belt was not going to hold any prestige at all but they made something out of it. I gotta get I mean they're doing the same thing with the 24 seven belt. They're trying to push it and our truth kills me.

Speaker: He does the craziest shit. Yeah. He does the craziest shit. I mean, he's had a phenomenal career in wrestling before he came. Yeah. Even in WWE and his early career. I mean, he had a good career and then they just kind of started because they did the same thing to him that they did the gold dust and gold dust hated it.

Speaker: but he played the **** out of it. Dustin Rhodes played the absolute **** out of that Goldust character. I mean, he's just Goldust though. When he was as a wrestler, he was good. Yeah. And there are some hilarious ****** moments with Goldust. Heaven Booker T, that **** used to kill me.

Speaker: He was killing that character. I'm not gonna lie. He is still to this day Married to Terry Reynolds that chick that used to come out with him Oh good But see I was glad when he took the the Hollywood version over the way he was just walking around With the paino because he was crazy. That's the most funny as hell. He did a character. He really was a

Speaker: Yeah, I watched an interview where they were talking about how much he hated that character, but he just rolled with it. And it was more like a, like a, like a - He always had to intercontinental belt with it. Well, it was like a, it was like a, you know what, you guys tried to screw me, but I'm going to run with it. I'm going to make it the greatest thing ever. It was kind of a shot at WWE, how they tried to fuck him over. Then when they did the same thing to his brother and turned him into a Stardust or whatever. Yeah, that was ridiculous. And, and, and, and Goldust said that,

Speaker: He went and talked to Cody and he told him, he's like, just overplay it. Make it where Cody is now. Yeah. Where Cody is now. Mm hmm. Cody had his own wrestling organization. And I still stand by what I said. AEW and WWE are in cahoots. By now, it is. I said, I said that. Vince, we bought AEW earlier this year, I think. Vince don't have nothing to do with nothing anymore. He's retired. Yeah, as a couple days ago. Me too. Good.

Speaker: Yeah, he on board. He bought it. No, I don't think he bought it but I think they're in a I've said it from Jump Street just with the amount of wrestlers that go back and forth and as quick as they go back and forth and everything like that that there has to be some

Speaker: Well, the thing was, everybody left WWE and went to AEW because they wasn't going to join NXT. AEW was the next big thing. And there was nothing wrong with AEW, just the storylines. AEW, I like AEW. I mean, I'm not. They got a good, they wrestle fine. They got nothing wrong with them at all. The storylines are cool and everything like that. And the wrestlers doing what they do. My biggest thing that I don't like about AEW,

Speaker: And it's really not that big of a deal. Everybody's in a faction. Everybody's in a group. And Jay, what up buddy? And man, I love Chris Jericho to death buddy. Hang them up, man. What he's doing. What he's doing here is getting old.

Speaker: it's like one since you since you've come to AEW you've been on a Ric Flair run. Yeah, you can't he can't do anything without a faction behind him because he's done everything solo already. Yeah, so it's just like dude just because what he's doing. He's really is trying to bring up the the the new talent in the young town. He is trying to give them all something to run with and he could be the leader. I understand that he looks good now. I will say he was looking a little fat and fudgy. Yeah, because he didn't have to do nothing. I'm not even but now he's gotten back and

Speaker: You realize he is the old NWA. He's one of the last remaining NWA wrestlers. You also gotta remember how young he was. I mean, look at how young he was in WCW. He was still young as hell when he came when WCW went, when Vince bought WCW, he was still young when he came to WWE. How many years ago was that? Forever in a day.

Speaker: 21 years ago. He was already 10 years in the game. Yeah. He's got 30 years in the game. What they gonna say? He's a legend. I told you. He's a legend. Hey, stop. He will beat your ass. No, to hell even. Well, he might actually. He will. He's actually one of the legitimate tough guys. You can't hit him hard enough compared to how much he has been hit. No, you might be surprised. But he's actually one of the legitimate tough guys in the backstage area. Yes. There's a story about him snatching all the Brock Lesnar one time.

Speaker: and him and him up and I'm like Brock's a legitimate tough guy like Brock's a legitimate badass motherfucker and you're He he hemmed him up, you know, I think Brock was on a rampage and he He him to try it while he hit him up for a minute But I mean there's only so much you're gonna do with somebody that massive and with that I mean cuz he's a legitimate badass like he was a UFC guy I don't know if you ever seen him in UFC he's like

Speaker: He would have never lost that first fight to Frank Mir had he not made a mistake, a rookie mistake. But then after he came back from that stomach, that digestive disorder that he had, that disease he had with his intestine. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah, he was out for a while. And when he came back and he fought Aleister over him, Aleister kicked him in the stomach. And as soon as he kicked him in the stomach,

Speaker: Um, on the expression and the look on Brock's face, like he was, he, he was not medically able to do any more and over him, hit him again in the, in the stomach area. And that's when they called the fight was messed up. Yeah. But I, that was a fight that I was looking forward to had, yeah. And over him and Brock, I didn't had gotten to the, into the octagon prior. That would have been nah. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. Thank you, Tim.

Speaker: I'm not even going to try to pronounce it. I would take the lights. Had broken over and got into the cage before that. That would have been a nasty fucking fight. Them two monsters would have beaten the unholy hell out of each other. I heard Cain Velasquez beat his ass. Cain Velasquez is a punk. Mm hmm. Cause he came to WWE and that was a BS match.

Speaker: Yeah, it was kind of silly, him coming to WWE, came to Alaska as a punk, just don't tell him I said that. Cuz I'm not Brock Lesnar. Yeah, I mean, well, even Bobby Lashley, he was in, not in UFC, but he went into, where the hell did he go?

Speaker: Yeah, Bobby Lashley was he he was undefeated. I think he knocked out over him. Did he? Now Bobby, I'm glad he got a championship when he did. He was deserving. He was a certain he didn't go into UFC. He went into the the other company. You know what random Rick? I gotta give you that. I was about to say no, but I think you're right. I had great moves.

Speaker: Kurt Angle had great moves. He really was. He was a tactical fighter. Now, I don't think he would have went up against Ken Shamrock in him. I think it would have rolled Kurt ass up. But Kurt would have been decent. Kurt would have been decent competition. Yes, I'm good. Thank you. Bobby Lashley's muscles, head muscles. This is true. This is true.

Speaker: And he's for my family where he was the only boy with a whole bunch of sisters. I'm not mad at him. It was Ken Shamrock and Steve Blackman. I don't know if Kurt Angle would have gotten another one there. Kurt Angle had moves.

Speaker: And I don't think he would have been so much of a dirty player. But if he did, if he did a lock on one of them boys, it would have been an issue, I agree. But, you know, Bobby Lashley did good in the. Can't say I'm not going to say blows. Currently I'm moves. It would have been interesting that I agree with you.

Speaker: Yeah, Ken Shamrock had an outstanding standup game. He was a beast at striking back in the day. I remember seeing him fight in the early speeches of UFC back before they had weight classes. And basically at the end of the day, it was just a tough man contest. And strike, yeah, strike force or Bellator one of the two.

Speaker: I don't think, I think he may have only lost one fight. I think, but he had a very impressive record. He was a bad dude. Like he was a legitimate bad -ass dude. Like I said, him and Overin fought.

Speaker: Stone cold Kurt angle the rock cm punk in a fatal four way on their prime or Kurt angle I'm trying not to be biased but at the end of the day I I think I think it would And they're okay so in there I would I'm I'm leaving more of it either

Speaker: Punk or stone cold, but I think I would take I think I would take stone cold at the end of the day I'm gonna say angle because when you put that mouthpiece in that was your wires Yeah, but I mean as far as wrestling goes and stuff like that and all that jazz Stone cold was just like your average like you get these guys and they're like, oh, you know, I did this I did that I had a buddy of mine that that was our

Speaker: I'm not a big punk fan, but he was ECW icon. I got nothing against him, but he moves to me. He was very technical. He was very technical and I had to give him his respect. Yeah, but those wrestlers are only good if they can get their hands on him. Like I said, I had a buddy of mine in high school or actually as a kid, I grew up with. We grew up together. His dad and my dad, they grew up together. So him and I grew up together and he was a wrestler. He was a

Speaker: had he not had he taken a different track in life? I mean, he won championships. He he in high school. He sat record but every once in a while he would get fraud and he was actually bigger than me. Mm hmm. But he would get froggy but as long as I didn't let him get his hands on me and get a hold of me, man, I had his ass every single time. The only time he got there was a few times he got me and that was when he kind of snuck me and even then when he got a hold of me, he still had a fight on his **** hands. Stone Cold's going to take the blows and keep fighting.

Speaker: Now he don't like Kurt Angle, but I don't think he really would have beat Kurt Angle. He would have had to knock Kurt Angle out to stop him. See those two are a match. No, Tim's kind of on the same page as I am. I was down to Stone Cold and CM Punk. I would take Stone Cold every day, all day. That's my, I mean, at the end of the day, you can call it bias if you want, but that's my guy. I mean, we have a lot of stuff. We have a lot of stuff in common, like the fact that we both,

Speaker: We both proudly wear the smoking skull over our shoulder all day or day as the true champs. The Rock's a punk. The Rock got famous all of his name. Well, they debunked him off of the name when they booed him. He didn't earn his stripes early. Yeah, he's a bad guy, which was hilarious. The Rock's a punk. Yeah, it looks good on my shoulder.

Speaker: I dare say I make this look better than Stone Cold did. You hear what I said, Stone Cold? What? What? I drank, I drank a beer, another beer, three beers, four beers, five beers, six beers, seven beers, eight beers, nine beers, then a Bloody Mary.

Speaker: Hell no, I'm not drunk. I'm just getting started. As far as the pro wrestling stone cold. I don't think CM Punk's a bum in the wrestling ring. He's a he's an old school. He's a he's a worker. He's a tactical guy. He'll stand up and slug it out with you. Everything else. That's what I said, man. I don't think CM Punk ever really got the respect that he deserved in WWE.

Speaker: No, I really don't think that he did. And that's kind of why he went off the rails. But I always liked punk. And he was terrible in the UFC. He was absolute dog shit. I don't know what the hell possessed him to think he could go into the UFC. But. But WWE better be glad to say I never showed up. He did. When? He was in there for a little while.

Speaker: Oh, with the ECW mess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he was in WW four. That was my god, boy. Hey, back in ECW day, that was my god. I love the hell out of Sam. I was like, Jesus Christ. I love the hell out of Sam, man. But I was, I, man, I used to watch ECW and motherfucker, his music would hit and he, I'm like, I'm drinking beer with you. We're smashing beer cans on our heads. Where's my kendo stick? I am ready.

Speaker: Yeah, it was a super short stint, but I did enjoy me some Sam and I liked. I also like. By the way, did you know on the champ? How you doing? Name's Click. Did you know on the champ? I also used to podcast in case you didn't know. I do do that a lot. We're just random conversations. I'll be at the grocery store talking to the cashier.

Speaker: And, uh, oh, so how's your day going? Oh, you know, good. Uh, I host a podcast, so I've been working on that. Oh, what's your podcast? What's it about? Well, you should listen to it. Wait. Do you like to laugh? Do you like the funny? Do you like to see guys action Orthodox bring your last? Yes. I don't use big words in real life. I don't use big. Period.

Speaker: most of my words are cut off at about five just letters. You know why? Because words are hard for that guy. Don't be that guy. Only almost 41 years. I have been destroying the English language. I have no sense in stopping now. I like Tim. I like Tim. Taz was cool. I can never really get behind Tommy Dreamer. Same with same with RVD like

Speaker: He was he was he was he was Jean -Claude Van Damme. Yeah. I don't care what I said. They do. Yeah. Like he was. Fucking like him. He was. Fuck you, random Rick. I don't know. We're still working on the funny. You're still here. You're still here. Yeah. You've been here since the beginning too,

Speaker: I will go in a bit, but can you keep it down? But I just Tommy Dreamer, they just tried to push him to two months. The same with like RVD and Sam Douglas. Yes. Same Douglas. I was just like, man, WCW did the same thing. They really tried to push the hell out of Shane Douglas. And it was just like from AWA. I think it was right. It was just like,

Speaker: I've said that to a lot of people when they say they're my friends, uh, random, right? Just so you know that. I say that about Jeff all the time. I really need to reevaluate my life decisions. 25 years, 25 years and we're still friends. Uh, this was like, how? What? If I could go back in time, I could tell 15 year old Glick, Hey, I understand your friendship. You was bored and he needed somebody to talk to. He needed a big guy to protect his big mouth is what he needed.

Speaker: No, this is like, if I could go back and go 15 year old, Hey, 15 year old me, this goofy little strange fella, it is Jinko jeans are going to come up to you and he's going to try to be your friend. You need to pretend you need to be Helen Keller. You are deaf and mute. You are deaf and mute. You cannot associate with that. No, I'm just teasing Jeff's. Jeff's actually.

Speaker: Uh, has been, uh, he's a little bit out there. He's a little bit special, but I do love the guy to death. He's, he's truly one of my best friends. See you Jason. Take it easy over there. All right. Stop putting on the floor. Um, I'm glad Booker T got his push. I hate they broke up hauling heat. I really do hate that. Thank you, baby. I hate the broke up hauling heat. And honestly,

Speaker: I think they played him out when they had him wrestling with Ben. Was so damn much them three out of five matches got redundant as hell on WCW. Yeah. You know what? I really liked the stone cold Booker T feud. Oh yeah. That shit killed me was so cold. Booker T was really just playing them characters out just to deal with it. No Booker T was amazing. And he, he was at a, he was at an indie show wrestling now like last week or something.

Speaker: That man is still in phenomenal fucking shape. I heard like he is in fantastic shape He looked I was watching the video on YouTube. I just randomly came up It was something that popped up and I was like what the fuck did this come out? It was only a few days old I was like goddamn Booker T looks better now than he did in his in his heyday, but he is jacked and I was I was surprised at how well moving around the

Speaker: He got off of that knucklehead aspect of leg because he got locked up. And they brought him up. That feud that him and Stone Cold had, man, was awesome. But it wasn't just because it was Stone Cold. I mean, at the end of the day, him and Booker T.

Speaker: I don't know how much they really liked each other in real life, but you could tell they were having fun. We're going to call it good. Yeah. You could tell that they were having fun with that for you. But that got them, that got them grocery store seat, that got them grocery store. He was like, no, it doesn't funny. Good. Boom.

Speaker: Stone Cold beat up Vince in the hospital bed. I will never I will never forget that. He hit that foot over the head with a bed pan. I was on the phone. That is a sound you will never forget.

Speaker: Big fan of Booker T guys awesome even when he was leaving when he was a heel He was one of those guys like Rick flair even as a heel you still like him You know You can't not like that. He would kill me. Now. Can you do that?

Speaker: Sucka. Yeah. Hey, hey. Can you dig it? Sucka.

Speaker: I love that version. I'm sorry. You can add that one. But nothing. But nothing. What did this one? This one. We'll keep this one. It's the ultimate intro. The ultimate intro. I will always love it. You just hold your horse. God damn. You don't have it pulled up. You don't have it saved. Well, I wasn't going to have it on rewind or save like you do to promote yourself. I don't. Hey, I've got I've got Booker T. I've got a lot of stuff.

Speaker: That was the intro right there, boy. I gotta see you, dude. You gotta do the spinning Rudy one night on the show. You better have me in a damn wrestling. I'm not doing that on the hard floor. You must want to break your heart. All I gotta say is it's the greatest intro of all time. Right here. Here it comes.

Speaker: you know, it's your ass when you hear that glass, baby. You know, the world was never over until you heard that song. Yeah, you heard that goddamn glass break. It's and I love that. I love that for as big as the rock was and and and and and the attitude era and stuff like that for as big as the rock was and his music would come on the pop. The crowd would give a man when that **** glass broke and I was in an arena one time. It was loud, wasn't it? Well, I was I was at an arena one time for

Speaker: I can't remember if it was Raul or Smackdown. And Rock came out and did his promo, but when the glass broke, you couldn't even hear Stone Cold's music anymore. It was so loud in there. You felt it in your fucking chest. People lost their minds when the music would go off. I mean, I would be home. I was with Trey's mom around that time. And every time I would jump up the couch and she'd be like, oh, God.

Speaker: Yeah. Like I said, all my DX days, she knows all that. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, WWE proudly represent the U .S. Champion. Oh man, I get so excited. I still do to this day. I love wrestling.

Speaker: But man, back in the day, being younger and whatnot, and it was just so cool. Cuz I was still, when Stone Cold was wrestling and stuff, I was out of high school, getting out of high school, whatnot. And it was - And in the late 90s, early 2000s, might have been the last great air war wrestling.

Speaker: That attitude era was really good. Yes. That was so good. When WWE and WCW merged, they had so much wrestling, they couldn't even do enough for all the talent. It tells you a lot of how much control they had because the Monday Night Wars, I will literally be flipping channels watching the other. Both shows were good.

Speaker: Wcw thought that was slit that one time that they announced the outcome about mankind went in the went in the fucking World Heavyweight Championships Bad did they shoot themselves in the dick on that episode because the numbers were pissed when? What's his name? Bischoff called out the whole plot before it happened. Yeah, but I mean everybody tuned in to raw Nobody was watching was watching the Monday night night show They hung themselves

Speaker: I mean, NWO already had a good run. 88 weeks straight, they were number one. That whole NWO gimmick was so good. But man, when they was like every goddamn wrestler in their... You froze. As of right now, Glickers froze. You're a smoker for me. And it was... How much now that he's full? Oh, okay, now he's back. You went blank on your screen. You froze on mine.

Speaker: You just froze again right now.

Speaker: and that was on my but uh no uh even the NWO Wolfpack was cool but then they had like the L .W .O. and all that other dumb shit they just jumped the shark so to say and then well they started their own thing and it was working that's why they tried it yeah and then everybody their brother was in the NWO just was like I had to be a champion you had to be a world champion however it yeah Virgil was a founding father Buff Bagwood and then was a founding father Buff Bagwood used to have me rolling

Speaker: And I'm the stuff. He almost broke his neck. You see that match? Mm hmm. He's filling in on his neck. Oh, man. It was it was fun in the early in the late 90s, early 2000s, being a wrestling fan and even the aggression era of WWE when when John Cena first popped up and the toothless aggressive era. Yeah. That was that was that was that was cool. But then in this whole new like

Speaker: PG -13 we're family like then y 'all kids We was all kids growing up watching wrestling. You didn't have to go Well, they're making all the moves like the kid in Florida to kill the sibling. He's the one doing these kids are still doing I can't do wrestling moves. I do where some Kids the kids that keep killing his siblings. He's in jail for life Accidents happen. Okay

Speaker: I mean, you can't blame wrestling for that. But that's just because you go PG 13 family friendly or PG or whatever the hell you want to call it. Kids are still doing the wrestling moves. I mean, you know what I mean? I've done the people. Yeah. I can't tell you how many people have gotten a stunner from me or choke slam or, you know, figure four late lock or whatever.

Speaker: Right. I'm all, I'm all the time throwing my kids in his mission holds. I'll be laying on the couch and cash will jump up, jump up on the couch and get behind me and, and, and try to put me in a chokehold and be like, tap out, tap out, tap out. And I'm like, bro, your little arm can't fit around my big ass neck. Calm down. Tapping out. Don't do it. Cause by the time you got to do it, go ahead and pull the movements on your head. But I mean,

Speaker: Yeah, wrestling is wrestling. It wasn't so much the fact that people are doing moves and stuff like that. It was more the fact that they were trying to change with the times. Try to make it more family friendly, more entertaining. And some of the storylines are cool. I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you. I enjoy watching the back and forth on the mics and stuff like that. And more than I enjoy the matches.

Speaker: And that was fun because a lot of times, even in the early 80s, for those who don't know, they would just do matches and interviews. The storylines were actually added on because of how it was. That was the old WCW interview. We did the match. We got tired of that. So they came up with storylines. We started getting tired of that. Then they came up with the factions. So they started getting tired of that. And that was the real trend of wrestling. They realized that what they're going to do right now was the problem. AEW's biggest problem is they can't beat themselves when they've been done.

Speaker: I don't know what else for them to do instead of standing there showing off all damn time talking **** Well, and that and the the the problem with with W or WWE right now is they are rehashing old storylines with new wrestlers like it's Austin Theory. This Austin Theory good. He's going to be good. He's going to be good. He's a hundred a hundred percent. No ifs ands or buts about it. He is a John Cena remake. They dress him like John Cena. He acts like John Cena.

Speaker: when John Cena first came out, when he first started, they are 100 % duplicating John Cena. There's a chicken in NXT. I cannot remember her name, but she's - When John Cena threw him. Yes. And there's a girl in ACW, or not ACW, NXT, that is a complete AJ Lee remake. She wears the plaid outfits. She wrestles like AJ, everything. Okay.

Speaker: Um, AJ Lee's gone though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Braun, Braun, uh, uh, Braun breaker. He's, he's Rick Steiner's son. He's in NXT right now. He's the new, he's the new Brock Lesnar. Nice. The way they're doing them and the way he act like wrestles and everything like that. He's a new Brock Lesnar. He's a, he's a re he's a reboot. Brock Lesnar. Wow. They're doing it with a lot of wrestlers.

Speaker: They're just rebooting the old school things that worked because it worked that I will give them that it worked. In my opinion, I think it's just lazy writing but what else are you going to do? How what else can you do to be original would be the question. And that's the thing you've been in the game for how many years for I mean you're you're you are the game at this point. You're you're you've been doing it for so damn long. You have to kind of rehash and read and redo and

Speaker: there's not much originality anymore that could be done. I mean, there is, but it's so much easier just to rehash old storylines. There's been a lot of times where I'm watching wrestling and I'm like, wait a minute, I've seen this before. Yes. I've seen this faction before. It's a new faction with a new name or I've seen this wrestler before. You come out and listen to their promos and it's like, wait a minute. Oh, yeah. Something's going to be, you know, the hurricane, it can't really redo.

Speaker: But the hurricane was funny. I don't care. His skits were on my wrist. The hurricane was awesome. His skits were hilarious. The problem was he was OK, too. No, regular helms was great. And when they adopted that hurricane persona, that shit was on what? And the hell is wrong with you? Watch your black heads being removed. You should never ever make that face again, Tony.

Speaker: I'm gonna tell you like I tell Jeff get off the internet. I'm just saying just get off tiktok. I know you're I can't get over. I can't get over the pimple poppers. I can't get over the fucking ingrown toenails. You do we have some horrible ass feet.

Speaker: I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I absolutely cannot with YouTube. I cannot do it. I can't do this. I can't do this with YouTube. You and your gross shit and Jeff and his dumb shit. And then they had one video. They had a knife and it was disgusting.

Speaker: Lord, I can't believe I'm going to utter these words. Oh my God. But I need you and Jeff if you're going to be obsessed with TikTok to just get on them. I'm not obsessed. But y 'all got to realize, I'm not obsessed. This is my first time looking at all this crazy. I can't believe some of y 'all let y 'all feet get this bad where your toenails are green. And you still got sock length up under there where the skin was growing on to. Y 'all some nasty fucks. They got to catch a toenail with a day of scalpel in the knife.

Speaker: I've never seen so many ingrown toenails in my life ever

Speaker: Ever. I might do a broadcast with clips of this shit. Y 'all need y 'all asses with. Don't even invite me into that. Don't even tell my name. I'm tagged. I will block you. Listen. I will say your name like Destiny's Child. I'm going to say your name. I will come out like Bill Clinton. I do not know this man. I have not had it. Nobody needs to tell anybody how to take care of yourself when your feet look like this.

Speaker: Are they telling people how to take care of themselves? Stop it. The fuck is wrong with you, man?

Speaker: I want to give a shout out. Listen, all y 'all know Haps, that what he's going to Haps, I want to give a shout out to Sweet Pea Leslie. She cursed me out, she got so mad last night. I don't want to tell y 'all what she said, but she don't curse, but she started cursing me out.

Speaker: Yeah, I will say you know you fucked up if you got her if you got her cursing, you know you wrong. You know you are fucking wrong. You are. No, you know, god damn well, you're fucking wrong. You are wrong for that. You're going to hell. And that's coming for me and I've got an outdone and said a lot of fucked up shit.

Speaker: Yeah, you know you're wrong. You know you fucked up. Oh, no. Has anybody seen this clip with came to conquer an ant man talking? What the hell with this? It's in the new. It's in the new ant man movie, I think, because they're getting ready to do the Kang Dynasty.

Speaker: I can't wait for fucking secret wars Stop it if you are in my city when that movie comes out you better get the hell out my way I'm coming to the movie theater and boots with gloves on I'm knocking people out. Yeah, I'm gonna give me a dance You're stereotyping yourself

Speaker: I'm going to see what kind of forever November 11th. We have not seen the trailer Look at it. If it doesn't hit you in the heart. You suck. You are a sacrilege I heard that they did a lot of tribute and stuff. I get to bro Play the thriller right now God not feel horrible Yeah, Chadwick Boseman

Speaker: I could think of is fucking Michael Jordan's son Watching this week's episode we had to our marketing is fucking and lost his damn mind We're done. We're not doing anything else for the rest of Michael Michael a Jordans Michael a Jordan said Michael Beach bird. No, I couldn't think of Chadwick's name But I heard they do a really good tribute to him in those movies

Speaker: We won't get in trouble for a movie trailer, will we? I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, broadcasters, and audio members of all ages, will you get in trouble for playing a movie trailer on YouTube? We already got one strike for you and Jeff's dumbasses playing baby making music. I've had 12 before they shut my channel. Grow some balls.

Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say you can share I was talking about that earlier in the show when I was killing time that Marvel

Speaker: was dropping bombs at San Diego Comic Con. Man, let me tell you something. I almost cried when I saw this trailer. Y 'all don't understand. Meanwhile, DC's sleepy ass the best way to do it. You see, we got a foot on your ass. Move to talk to the DC. Now, I'm not hating on Shazam because the Shazam sequel does look pretty good. You put it up there? No, I gotta put it up there. Dude, dude, dude. Here you go. Okay. Never do this.

Speaker: I don't like this version of the song. So I'm just saying.

Speaker: Let the bass hit you, mute your mic, trust me.

Speaker: Everything's gonna be alright. Everything's gonna be alright.

Speaker: I am queen of the most powerful nation in the world! And my entire family is gone! Have I not given everything?

Speaker: All right

Speaker: Let me tell you something. Y 'all better get the hell out of my way in that movie. I am whipping ass to get my seat. The movie looks good. I like my man back in it though. Uh oh boy. Oh boy with that uh the big mace club. Talking about um in Baku. Yeah, that's my man. I like that. Everybody wants him to come back and they was thinking there was a talk of him making him the black man. I wouldn't I wouldn't have been mad at that but nah, just let him do his thing. Let him be

Speaker: that was my guy in the first little kind of movie but that trailer they got a Dungeons and Dragons coming out another one yeah i'm not a big dnd guy but uh i'm big on the cartoon the movie's different the cast the cast is pretty cool i got chris pine and uh uh was it mr. Rodriguez is she in there yeah yeah so i had no idea how much money she had jesus christ

Speaker: dude, look at her catalog. We were talking about this I think Saturday night. I think I said look at her catalog of things she's been in. She is she kills everything she does and she's super underrated but she's a badass. She is and she gets paid boy. I'm gonna cut this show so I can get up in the morning.

Speaker: No, yeah, this was fun. Y 'all need to get up there and get ready for Wakanda forever. Get ready for Dungeons and Dragons. Get ready for Black Adam if you haven't seen that movie trailer. Get ready for Shazam 2. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I saw that. It does look pretty good. No, like I said, like I said earlier in the show, when you were before you came on, I don't know what DC's doing, man, but they got to stop sleeping because...

Speaker: Y 'all need some emerald mates. You know we available right here. Shit. Yeah. I pulled that out of your catalog. Shit. You better give me a fucking star and roll. I want to be fucking, let me be a Hercules. I got the beard for it. I got the beard to be Hercules. I got the body, but I'll get the body. You put me in a movie. I'll get, I'll have a trainer. I'll get the body for Hercules. Damn it.

Speaker: I'm not even trying to break y 'all's pockets. Just pay me a little bit that I need. And I never even know the character. I already know what I want to do. I even got to have a whole lot of speaker roles. Just let me as one of the Emerald Nants when we get there to go out there. You know what I'm saying? You got this. Hallelujah, boys. I'll take care of her. I'll take care of her. Jason Momoa. You pay me a quarter of what you pay, Jason Momoa. I'll be the new awful man. Y 'all pay me what they pay for us with them, Black Panther. I got the rest.

Speaker: Yeah, but you want yeah, but you how much do you think they paid him because you know that man is I know how much to pay them I know how much to pay them. They make a million dollars off their movement. Really? Really? You would think Forrest Whitaker would be one of those guys that just because he's exactly his name is mentioned He's getting fucking paid. Oh the problem, but he made a healthy check off of that movie. Hmm. He made a healthy check Fucking my daughter was giving me force Whitaker I last night her and her friend talking shit

Speaker: I was watching bloodsport. His eyes weren't that bad. That's over time. It is. It has progressed. No, yeah, it has progressed as he's gotten older. It's gotten that one eye went from, from, from being over here to into a whole nother goddamn. He ain't even in another zip code anymore. It's in a whole nother goddamn country. One eye is in, in the United States. The other eye is in fucking Wakanda. Like goddamn forced.

Speaker: You're going with me just so you know. I'm drinking your ass. Kicking his fever. Come on, Tony. I'm scalping my ticket. Your team, by association. You're going to struggle to the front of the gate and I'm going to go, hey, hey, hey, St. Peter. He's with me. Oh, really? Yeah, here. I got 150 episodes. Don't let him in. St. Peter's with me.

Speaker: Put that shit on all these, get it under control.

Speaker: I am officially 69. 69 episodes in on this. Yeah. 69 too many. That's right. Therefore, therefore you are no longer guilty by association. You are a part of the problem. Exactly. I knew that. You you lost your guilty by association card the moment that I said, I like family. You're you the show is just as much yours as it is ours. You're you are part of the show. I'm just saying.

Speaker: St. Peter took his white out and said, Tony D out. Tony D out. X -Nay. Tony D day. Nope. You can sit outside with the other two dumb friends. In 10 episodes, I will be officially here half of the time to podcast.

Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean you've been here before that you was in the chatters box you're maybe Because what we were doing on hats, but yeah That's always you that's a great thing about what we do and we've said it before you know, we're real We're just having fun. We're hanging out and having fun. What happens happens is

Speaker: This is what men do when they're hanging out. It's not necessarily about cheating. I got to tell women this all the time I Was thinking about that this weekend, you know, you see them minions where they a couple are laying in bed Yes, and it's with checkers. She's like yeah, he's probably thinking of other women right now blah blah blah. Meanwhile the guys like

Speaker: I wonder if I fart into a jar if I can keep this model. It's like, not in any way shape or form. This is what Jody was thinking. I was just cracking myself up here at the apartment by myself. I was like, I can only imagine that meme. He's probably out doing God knows what. Meanwhile, you flash to a picture of me and I'm in my bedroom building a desk. Exactly. Being all happy as shit. Like, I got me a nice little pillow.

Speaker: but that's a sign of a true man. You got a little boy if you gotta worry about what he's doing when you're not around. You knew what you was getting yourself into if you gotta worry about what he's doing when you're not around. Well, this is very true. We say the same thing about women and women tell us the same thing about themselves. Mm hmm. How much time you got? I got. No, not you. Oh. I need to go and put it in the bed as I get to work. What time you got to go to work in the morning? I'm trying to be there early so I can make up some money. I ain't really been making over the past few months. What is early?

Speaker: I need to be a worker for us. Awesome. Yeah, well, oh yeah, that's right. I'm waking up an hour and a half later. I need to be there an hour and a half before you wake up, which means I need to be about three hours before you. You know what? Because I like this song. I'm going to play it again. We are going to wrap things up. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate you guys listening as always. Absolutely.

Speaker: We'll be back Wednesday night full, full crew, the full crew, the whole, the whole kit and caboodle, if you will. Sometimes I say things and I just, Tony doesn't realize it, but he makes, he makes faces that he may not realize that he's making. So I use certain words and phrases sometimes just to, just to watch his reaction. That's why I go silent. Sometimes I try to say things, but now the whole crew will be back. Damn.

Speaker: Austin theory is beating the hell out of the whole bloodline with that fucking money in the bank suitcase right now. I believe it. And I didn't even sell it at all. They're just laughing at him. A bunch of fucking breaks. But anyways, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Even even those that were just kind of lurking in the shadows. Don't be afraid to say hello. Say hi. We're fun guys. We're good guys. We'll be back Wednesday night with the whole with the whole crew. Jeff will be joining us. We'll be back with a brand new episode.

Speaker: In the meantime, we're going to leave you with a little blacktop mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler and their cover of audio slaves getaway driver. So make sure you join us. And in the meantime, give us a, give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik TOK. And then you can go and check us out on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts. So you can get all caught up on the episodes and you don't have to listen to them.

Speaker: in any particular order, you can just listen to them all willy -nilly. Here's a little Blacktop Mojo. Check our guys out on all social media, wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Give them some love. Let them know we sent you those guys are currently on tour just a few weeks away. Well, about a month and some change away from coming back to Ohio when I will be there at their concert. Thank God it's on a Tuesday, not a podcast night. But got a little Blacktop Mojo for you.

Speaker: First time I saw you, you were chasing down As I come on, all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing

Speaker: To settle down I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me away is enough To settle up And I'll help you find something to drive Before you drive

Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet Life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on

Speaker: I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me to waste no more Stayed alone, but now I'll help you find something to drive

Speaker: Before you drive me insane So get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wheel Get yourself a car, drive it all along

Speaker: Get yourself a car and ride it on the way

Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste no It's get along And I'll help you find something to try

Speaker: Before you drop me insane So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along

Speaker: We're riding on the wind, yeah. Hell yeah. Little blacktop mojo to wrap the night up. That's how you do what you do when you do how you do. Got to turn to the approval right there for you people's. Little blacktop for you guys.

Speaker: I like what they, I like what they do. I like, I obviously I'm a huge fan. Uh, but check them out anywhere you stream music and on all social media at blacktop mode, or show them some love. Let them know we sent you. And while you're doing all that, like I said before the song, go ahead and check us out. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tik TOK, Spotify, all everywhere you listen to podcasts, YouTube, Twitch. You can hang out with us live Monday, Wednesday, Saturday night, all at nonsensical nonsense. Give us a little follow, give us a like, and if you'd be so kind,

Speaker: give us a share and with that being said and the words of Jeffrey. We'll see you guys Wednesday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense, the same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel, Tony D. Let the people know.

Speaker: Mother had you. Mother made you. Motherfucker. You're goddamn right. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button. Hit the button. Button's always in your tip top real soon.