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Speaker: Hey, y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
Speaker: but what maybe That's right. It is Saturday and we are here. Uh, it is nonsensical nonsense. We are doing the open door challenge tonight. As always, uh, I of course have mr sleepy goner in the building. How are you dan doing? And how are you doing today, sir? Yeah. they guys And then of course we got blaze in the belly. How are you doing, sir? I am golden man. How y 'all doing? excellent and then of course uh live from the pool and please don't turn your camera on oh the shirtless flick is in the house the sasquatch what's up that's a kid easy way that is a better angle than you had earlier because yeah wow we were looking at them from underneath and i said you you definitely have low beams okay but yes when you get older
Speaker: gravity takes over and these things start to sag. My balls are at my knees. My man titties are almost to my belly button. Leave me alone. All right. And that's our show for tonight, folks. I feel sorry for the full maintenance guy that's got to clean all that hair out of there. Well, at least at least Nikki doesn't have to get out of school. but So of course we are live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch tonight. Anybody wants to hear in a minute? I'm going to throw up the ah link so everybody can come up in if you are brave enough. Because we know we have lurkers. We see you watching.
Speaker: i heard I heard it's not actually a challenge. that is It's actually you know just what people do on the internet. They hang out together. yeah know It's not even a real challenge. You one of it have you if you and suck. do But as you see the show lined up for the week is scrolling across your bottom. Uh, is nonsensical nonsense. Tomorrow is of course Jeff's garage. Monday. We have men caring for men. Tuesday. We have Glick's house of music. I think you're going to like that spot better. And then of course Wednesday but is what the fuck news. Oh, it will be daddy. Just wait. And that's a Friday. We got sports unplugged with Jarvis coming up. And then once again, we're back at the beginning at Saturday. So did you purposely forget about Thursday?
Speaker: Did I? Oh, it's not written there. And I'm sorry. It is. It is. Is it? I wasn't. It's right there. Yeah, it's right there on the bottom of the skull and back. I lost my place. My bad. I had to read it. Well, that's actually a perfect way for you to go ahead and introduce. What is your new show on Thursday? Oh, yes, that's right. It's WHAA. Wham. Whose argument is it anyways? Wham. Wham. ah cover what when I did, I did announce it last Saturday, but I did say I was going to introduce the topics for the first episode. So I'm going to do that real quick. Remember, there's three, three topics. East position will be assigned to one of the debaters. Not sure yet, but first topic is going to be cartoons. Who would give better bill job, Donald Duck or Daffy Duck?
Speaker: nice mail I already have my answer. And I'm winning this debate. But see, you know, it all. That's right, everybody. Jeff came back to be the first two contestants. That's the thing, Jeff. You don't know which one you're going to argue for or against. Yeah. But if if I want mine to win, I can tank it. Fair enough. You know, I can take one and still win the whole fucking lot. I'm just saying the second. The second topic is going to be pickup lines. You walk into a bar bag.
Speaker: You walk into a bar and see Jessica Rabbit standing at the bar who has the best pickup line. Hi, I'm Glick. They call me the champ.
Speaker: attendney ah I mean, you know, you got to do what works and you know, we'll never be that never works. Ladies and gentlemen, just letting you know now. So don't do it. i don't know my woman is physically with me where is yours jeffrey when your pickup line was not i am the come home with me how do you know how do you because we're it go home with you if you said that well i mean you be more likely to te grade
Speaker: you've seen the idiot that went home with me when i said that so The third topic, the third and final topic for the first episode is going to be cryptid. If Bigfoot's for real, what music would they listen to and why? Glick, what music do you listen to? I was just saying the same thing. I was just saying to Snapchat Midway. I mean, I was into Glick's House of Music to hear what kind of music. He likes Black Top Mojo and Jules in the Howl. I'm not talking about. I'm not talking about.
Speaker: no So yeah, so I'm going to go ahead and you know what? What the hell? I'm going to go ahead and drop the invite in the in the comments. I know it's all right. I got it. I got it. I got a pretty little mouse. I failed you as a co -host. Look at me. I'm on your right. I'm your right hand man. Not everybody can be the right hand man that I am. I'm just saying. Calm down. You literally have one job, and that's to put the link up. Calm down, Jeff. We're not asking you to perform brain surgery. How do you know? ah I also create things on the fly. So, you know, um I'm pretty good at what I do.
Speaker: um I actually wanted to bring up a topic. I found something cool. um And it's not really, I kind of want to use it for Wednesday, but I found something. Guys, next year, 4th of July, we're going to Alaska. Why is that? Can you see what they do? I don't have a video. But they launched cars off a cliff. What? Have you seen this? Oh, yeah. Hold on. Let me go ahead and talk amongst yourselves while I find this. This is genius. Way to be prepared. Yeah, well, I didn't think about the fact that I have the most time. Did you go? Somebody said, oh, they scared off.
Speaker: <unk> what You know, I don't I don't know how. Would you put your fucking titties away? I don't look on my phone. It's it's like playing his camera down. Nothing's happening. It's like but it's it's like Jaws. better da dead it and ah Did you want to mention anything about no about something that might be coming up here? Are you talking about Sunday? Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, that's like it's Sunday. That's all right. So just all right. So that's like a separate side project that I'm doing under my own kind of thing. And I have people come up and it's it's it's it's configuration or confabulations with blazing. okay We talk about it's, you know, more serious discussions kind of nothing like like, you know, the the the shenanigans we we do on this network. But it's more more casual grown up conversations. Wait, are you saying I'm not grown up? Yeah, none of us are. so we respect Stuff like politics, theology, this just stuff that like, affects our social zeitgeist. It can be cultural issues. and And when are you doing that?
Speaker: um I release one once a month for now, but i'll but it's it's a pre -recorded thing that I'm doing. So I'll just, okay. Yes. Yes. So as, as I can get people to talk to, I just, I pre -recorded the conversations. I added them up and then I just released them on a few podcasts and on YouTube. And then, you know, that's it. Simple and sweet. Just casual conversation. I'm not mad at that. I thought that sounds fun. Yeah. I did one. I uploaded one on YouTube get up through world at the beginning of this month and I had a conversation, Steven. So if anybody, if any of y 'all want to check it out, check it out. So we might get in trouble for the music on this. hey giant for you Jeff, before you do that, I'm going to drop down. I might be back here in a few minutes. I might be back here a little bit, but I'm going to drop down. You have, you have a shit signal.
Speaker: Well, I'm just letting you know you have **** signal. So, you're going to be in and out. Nobody cares. Yeah. Nobody's going to notice. We want you to leave. I'm here. I'm here. I'm going to be be good for the day and nobody cares. The champ is here. So, what you do below me doesn't matter. No, I'm going to drop down from like Trump to like some
Speaker: and Yeah, I was doing my version of Glee. Look at here, Stu. I'm Christopher Wong, Stu. I'm the best, Stu. I'm the best, Stu. You'll never take my belt away. That's all about me, Stu. No, I'm going to jump down. I'm going to share it all out on social media. I'll pop in and out. I'll pop in and out throughout the night. So, before it's out here, I'm literally floating around. Stay away. this is This is what they do every 4th of July in
Speaker: in the last it's called the glacier view car law launch check this out i want to do this and and we'll probably get in trouble with music but i'm not mad at the music so
Speaker: And Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist And the eagle will fly and it's going to be healed When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on me
Speaker: I'll prompt you courtesy of the red, white, and blue Oh,
Speaker: justice will be served
Speaker: I'm not. yeah I have one question. Yeah. Do you have to get out of the car? Oh, well, I assuming it's optional. like But they literally what they do is they go to junkyards and they put, the you know, they rip the transmission out. And I'm assuming they rip the motor out, you know, for debris. But they launch them off this fucking cliff every year. We're at in Alaska. Sorry. and It says it's Glacier View, Alaska. OK, what's up, but like, you know, you do that during the day. And then, of course, at night, you got fire fireworks win win. That's that dude's whole rear axle fucking past. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But like they just launched these things and they do like 15 to 30 cars.
Speaker: That's kind of dope. and where's the same ah It's in Glacier glacier View, Alaska. It's called the Glacier View Car Launch. I'm not drooling at all. like know actually make it better better The only thing make it better, I think if they exploded the cars as they jump.
Speaker: <unk> See, but the problem here, Leggy, is Glick's breasts are sad. oh Yeah, like, like I said earlier, he has low beams, permanent low beams, and that doesn't really get me going. ah Oh, bless me. Well,
Speaker: but yeah, i I think it I think it would be. i want to do that That would be a good ass time if we could and here you get fucking a roll c in one. and then not put a roll cage in another and I'll I'll hop in the one without a roll cage. You tell the people that I was the one with the roll cage. It'll be a happy ending happy ending for everyone. Well, here's the kicker. If you're in that car, you are not surviving. I mean, that that that's the I mean, however, the other the other thing they I think a huge missed opportunity every time a car is launched, the Dixie horn goes off, you know, listen, I
Speaker: If I were to have my own Make -A -Wish Foundation, it would be that. Oh, your turn. I've always said, alone if I ever find out I'm terminal and I'm going to die, I'm going to Thelma and Louise that shit. Like, I want to go that way. I want to off a cliff, man. Yeah, that's the way to go. That's that's hardcore. I don't care who you. That's just like, I mean, fuck it, it's over, whatever. Yeah, I mean, that's totally the way I go. But yeah, I saw that. I saw that ja today. I was scrolling through TikTok and I was like, you know what, I'm not mad at all. Because obviously, if you're just launching cars, yeah, but I'm sure there's fear there. So you're hammered and launching cars and it's the Fourth of July. So they got tunes playing all nine yards. And I saw another video where they showed from the from above, like where they were
Speaker: the cars off and there's gotta be like 4000 people there. Just **** hibbling nuts. Oh, that's just northeast of Anchorage. That's where it's at. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Let's get let's get **** and it's Alaska. So, if you mess it up, nobody hears. Well, yeah. Go get hammered in Alaska and take your fifty with you and we can go kill some bears. Been there done that. I'll go again. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker: no you know no my i have i have lived in alaska i been i was goingnna say ah be so a couple years in fairanks but you know it's funny the bear but all so like when i got there i was like this is my second duty station in the air force and so i was still a you know just a little new test yeah and a Guy I was working with use it, you know getting getting to know people and stuff. He's a hey man You will go fishing with this this weekend. I was like sure I just have to go grab some some new tackle and stuff because all my stuff hadn't got delivered yet And so anyway, he comes and picks me up on Saturday and I throw my tackle in the back And he's like so did you bring your gun? I'm like gun. What do I need a gun to go fishing for? What are we gonna shoot him? He's like no, it's for the Bears. I'm like, wait what the fuck?
Speaker: He's like, just in case. He's like, don't worry. i He's like, don't worry. I brought you one. I was like, all right, cool. Did you? Wait, did you create it? Like he said, we' we're talking about cars. We didn't mention her clot mobile. Did you? Oh, I just because I just got a message from her not too long ago. Now I have to check. Oh, well, she did. well Well, she's got her Volvo and she's got that fringe festival coming up. And I know I said it wrong. Um, or did you buy a Fiat? No, she got, she, she's got that big A frame that she wants to put on the roof. You did. Oh, please do. Um, false Cameron. He can burn in hell with his saggy ass titties. Yeah. He's playing with his boobies. He's doing family time, guys. He's having, he's, he's live on his only fans.
Speaker: but peace Nice.
Speaker: Where'd it go? Oh, is that a Dr. Peps I see? Chris. Yes, it is. Chris, the technician would be way better than Glick. I have a feeling. Oh, I'm on the nonsensical network one. No, that's not her name. That's not her name. Her name is Deborah. yeah Oh my god. Oh, boys. Bear with me while I send this to myself because. Am I the only one who read this the way that Blaze talks? I read that another day, Blaze.
Speaker: they and I hear it. I hear where it. We're hanging out with Wes. Yeah. he say amen Every time Wes talks, i I feel like you know Tommy Chong is like he's just channeling his spirit. Channeling his spirit spirit of Tommy Chong agreed. cool
Speaker: So Connor, what's the surgery for it since you're going away? Yeah, you're having a spinal fusion done. oh Yeah, have a what's that? Oh no, go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, spinal, spinal fusion. I'll be in the hospital for a few days. Hopefully only a few and And then I'll get out. I'll get recovered from that. And then I'll have a spinal cord stimulator placed and that'll be fun too. So the other day, we were talking to Leahy about, her're good she's we're good she's getting ready to do just two box jury at Edinburgh. Edinburgh. I say it wrong. She'll give me shit. French festival.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that sign sign on. I got that. Got that big ass fuck off sign on her Volvo now. She just explained. She said it was big, but that's huge. That's that's huge. And if you if you don't get mad like you got to zip tie the shit out. That's a sign. Did you when you every time that you drive, you say that's not going anywhere, right? Did you mean to make it that big? Well, the they wanted I she wanted to put it originally on a bus and and she would explain better But the problem is they wanted three grand that's what she said. Yeah, that's what they all say yeah There's old reddit feed call that Bigger than you thought if you constantly undersize yourself they'll exactly exactly I'm i'm no more the reason why I say I'm only five it's
Speaker: hey um I'm no more than three inches hard. like And then you pull it out and it's a four inches. Dude, they their minds are blown. They're like, hey. That's so much more to work with. That's why you use centimeters to measure. It's huge. ay i don't I don't think it's the biggest that I've ever seen, but it's pretty big. Pretty damn big. People agree. But no, that that is hilarious. yeah know She ordered it, and she didn't she did the math, so to speak. But you know the math you can do the math in your head all to all you want, but with when you put it on the car, it's that big. measure Measure twice cut once. Come on. Like, she can see what it's doing through the windshield. So that's what I'm going to say to my urologist when I have my vasectomy done. Measure twice cut once, man.
Speaker: you measure it a couple more times just in case It's a very important opinion. This is only my first time. Me too, man. Snipping. I there's a there's a there's a podcast that I catch clips of on on Tiktok and these these guys they they read **** off Reddit and stuff like that and it was like they were reading uh what's something **** up you said to your doctor Well, say some hold out on anesthesia and say something fucked up before you pass out to the doctor when you go under anesthesia. And the guy does the stories like so I was getting ready to go for surgery and I told I told the doctors and take it easy to talk. I told my first time the doctor with a straight face, but it's OK. It's mine, too. And then you do pass out. I was like, that's fucked up. I was panicking. No. Wait for me. Hashtag Twatmobile.
Speaker: That's hilarious. What do you do to splash? That's hilarious. No, but I found I I these guys I don't I can't remember what they're called, but they're they're British and they constantly they they're any they're I would say the exact opposite of the show because they prep. They they literally find these things and read them off to each other and it's You know, they have conversation back and forth, but then they they were reading something was like someone, one of their, one of their fans or a group of their friends, somebody put on Reddit was like, give your honest opinion about these guys. And the one guy, it was if he just tore into him. And he's like, it looks like he looks like the guy that drags you into the lake.
Speaker: after scaring you after death and it dude was like I was fine until ah Dragging you into the lake, but now I'm hurt They're fucking hilarious. I can't remember the name of their fucking thing. I Found them on tiktok a while back and every time they pop up. It's it's one of those things you're like Just so wrong ah Yeah
Speaker: Love nipples. Love nipples. Nipples are good. Who doesn't like nipples? Hashtag. I got to say, though, Glick's kind of ruining them for me right now. Oh, 100%. Why is Glick's nipples living rent -free in your head? I can't unsee what I said. He had a little beer. I'm going to talk about it therapy. He's got three beers. He's got one here, and then he's got one on each nipple. I, I wasn't paying attention that much. yeah you You weren't here when he was trying to set up. i He had the the phone sitting on facing up so you can see the ceiling i saying and he just leans over and it's like oh my god. He's fucking but the phone's motorboating. Oh, it was just like oh my god. You don't want to say hello goodbye to the guys.
Speaker: Hello, goodbye. Hello and goodbye. sit legal by Hashtag sign off. This is my wife telling me it's time for me to spend time with the family. Yeah, I understand. You got the big big going under tomorrow, so we get it. It's not tomorrow, but it is very, very soon. OK. Well, you know, by as always, if you need anything, we're just yeah. i'm gonna I'm gonna drop off here. um I will not be on Monday night show. I will be going under this upcoming week and I will be posting something about it on the on the page and y 'all will see ah a little bit of a progression for me. So we'll see how everything goes.
Speaker: Just like my fully cutting off his legs and that short chart Pretty soon you'll be my height. I woke up with legs. This is bullshit He's getting fitted for for robotic legs All right, gents. I'm gonna let go. We'll see you later. Good. All right. We'll talk to you later, buddy Do you watch you ever watch that cartoon fucking darkwing duck? Yes, I used to love remember, remember that that nerdy dude who ended up making himself this like armor or this suit and has like a wheel on the bottom. He just fucking man. I didn't watch it that religiously. I did. Let let me find. Let me see if I can find a picture of this guy anyway. ah I was going to say, yeah, throw it up there because I'm curious.
Speaker: I was, you know, so. You and I were talking earlier today. And we were talking about that movie at My Spy with Dave Batista. It's not terrible, dude. You know, Batista is actually not a bad actor. Like, I dick him. But it's the movie School Guy. Well, it it is. It is hit based. But you know what? It wasn't Darkwing Duck. It was It was ah the Scrooge one, mixed data Scrooge McDuck show. That's what it was.
Speaker: one and one of the the what's What's the other one? was it the dark It wasn't the Darkwing Duck. DuckTales. It wasn't DuckTales? That's another good one now. I used to love DuckTales, man. You know what I really liked? I liked Tailspin with Baloo the Bear, where he drove that fucking seaplane. I don't know why. I love that show. I found my heart. My childhood was broken the other day. I found out it's only two seasons. I was like, there's yeah, I was like, that's weird. I could have sworn it was like 50 seasons of that shit. Because I watched it like I would get home from school. And of course, I lived up in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. yeah I get home from school and it would just be starting either that or DuckTales. But I love Tailspin. I thought it was awesome.
Speaker: I don't know why, but I wanted a sea plane.
Speaker: Benji, what's up, buddy? We're live. We're, you know. Come on up, dude. If you want. I can't. Honestly, for the life of me, I cannot find a picture of this guy. I will have to do some research and send you a copy. I was going to say, because I don't know. I thought it was done. I always liked Marvin the Martian, too. I was a big fan of the Smurfs, not gonna lie. I liked the Smurfs, but I also liked the Snorks. Yes. Can't remember the theme song that saved my life. Can't remember a single episode, but I used to fucking dig on the Smurfs Snorks, man. Didn't bother me that they had a weird blowhole coming out of their head. And I didn't - It was, they were like underwater.
Speaker: Smurfs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were just snorky cool, man. I don't I don't know why. Like they they they're it was a different brands, though, wasn't it? It was DuckTales. You were right. Yeah, I was going to say DuckTales. You were. You were right. I didn't know Scrooge McDuck had a show. It was. his Yeah, he did. he His name was Gizmo Duck. Gizmo Duck. I just had a picture of it. It disappeared on me. There it is. There it is. I'll give her this video. No, and like, I didn't, you know, like, what was the other one? Heathcliff and the other one. Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one? Yes, yes. He had a fucking dope car, dude. He had that convertible. It turned into a boat. And what was the other guy? It was Heathcliff and somebody else. They shared the same airspace. It was like one one show back to back.
Speaker: You know, you can just copy and paste it and put it on the photos. Oh, can I? Well, yeah. That's. Did it scroll? Oh, yeah. You might have to scroll. It's the guy with the wheel. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. yeah I didn't know it. Gizmo. Yes, it's kind of like. It's kind of their their version of Robocop, really. I remember. Yeah. i smoked I don't remember anything you said or anything, but it's one of the things is like, I remember like,
Speaker: um I used to have like, everybody memorized and, you know, say funny catch -ons and stuff like that. I can't remember a single thing from that, you know? And I would get home from school and watch it right away. You know, it was the first thing to do. And then I hit the point where I was like, wait, there's MTV. Do you remember the old Hanna the the lesser known Hanna Barbera cartoons like the Herculoids and Space Ghost? Well, OK, I used to watch Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Oh, yes. Yes. When I was when I was that that young we age, I only had three fucking channels because I lived out in the middle of nowhere ah in my I think I was like 14, 15.
Speaker: We got a satellite dish and then I had more channels I knew to do it. But it was like one of those things when I was my kid's age, I only had three channels. And if the weather was bad, you weren't watching shit. yeah So I had tons of VHS and stuff like that. But, you know, the weather's good, which is, you know, most days you you come home and you turn on what I got. And I like like I don't remember the what's it the biker bars from biker bice mice from mars i've never seen it i've never even heard of it well and like when we when tony was on here when tony was still here he was talking about it i was like i've never seen that shit like i don't i don't know it it's it's one of those weird things what's it called again biker mars mice from mars that was a cartoon
Speaker: It was a cartoon about these mice that were bikers. They had little little Harley's do biker mice from Mars. Yeah. Oh, shit. I do remember them. I don't. I've never seen remember it. doesnt I don't think I don't think it was on very long. No, I don't think so either. But he we we were doing an episode of we were doing a starting five of of cartoons. Yeah. And and some of the ones Chris and and him mentioned, I'm like, yeah, I've never seen that. Because it wasn't on one of the three channels I had. but it It was out for three seasons. Oh, there you go. I don't even know the concept. I just don't. I mean, based on the title, I'm assuming it's mice that are from Mars and ride motorcycles. Yeah. um But I do remember the snorks. I remember.
Speaker: um TM, yes, TMNT was probably one of the best. Oh, I love adrian nadu speaking of cartoons. Amazon is coming out with the new animated Batman show in it. It has like that old like early 90s animation. Oh, how cool. Dude, it looks dope. It looks dope as fuck. I'm in for that. Well, speaking of X -Men, Benji mentioned X -Men. They have the X -Men 95 on Disney. Ninety seven. or 97, whatever it is. And I was watching with the kids. other I love that shit. I thought it was the coolest guy ever. It was supposed to be a continuation of the 90s X -Men cartoon. Is it a continuation? I just thought it was the old. Oh, I thought it was the old episodes. No, no, it's it's like a continuation. I didn't even notice. I haven't. I haven't watched it yet. I heard I hear good things about it. But like I never knew schedules. So I just whatever I caught was on. And, you know, we only had
Speaker: Two TVs in the house, you know, one in mom dad's room and then one in the living room. So if somebody else is watching something, you either watch that or you go fucking outside and play. Yeah. But those days. Yeah. Well, speaking of TVs, I have a little bit of fucked up news. So I was upstairs yesterday. I was cleaning up and I have, you know, as we discussed a couple of weeks back, my my laptop screen, somebody dropped something on it. The screen is dead. So I have the HDMI connected to a TV. Well, my kids are down here goofing off and they knock the TV off the table and the TV broke. Bastards. Yeah. Oh, dude, I was lit. I was just like, are you fucking kidding me? So I have I took theirs out of their room and I put it here. and I said, you guys don't get a TV now. You know, because you destroyed this TV. The
Speaker: when I first got a secondary screen, I bought a TV and put it in my office and mounted to the wall and everything. And I don't know why, but I think it just burnt out like after like six months. And, you know, I was like, it wasn't expensive. I didn't really care. I paid like 300 bucks for it. So I'm like, yeah, I don't care. I'll just buy a new one. And then I bought the Roku one and it was perfect. And this one is a little bit older. It's, um, It's LCD or LED, but it's just not as vibrant as the other ones. So it's like, it's the same size and everything, but it's just, it's not the same. I'm kind of pissed. You can actually see the old one sitting right there. It's fucking cracked, man. I was still fucking pissed. Dude, led TVs have gotten so cheap. Oh, it's insane. Yeah. Like,
Speaker: I remember when when you know the flat screen TVs came out. The first one, I had $1 ,500. Yeah. Yeah. My ex and I bought the first flat screen TV I ever owned. And we spent like $1 ,500 and it was a 32 inch. Now I can get them for like $300 a piece. Hmm. All day long. Smart ones. I hook up to your wifi and have all that pre -programmed YouTube. Well, that's what these have. Roku TVs. I love them. The funny thing is that speaking of Roku, there's a guy, you know, you can buy the, when you buy the TV, Roku TV it comes with the same remote. And I saw a guy, he drives down the neighborhood with his Roku remote.
Speaker: and just starts pointing the power button at houses and turning people's or TVs off. I was like, you know what, that works because I don't know what it is with my kids in remotes, but they either lose them or break them. And we're down to one. We had five Roku TVs. Yeah. And they all, they're all Roku and they, they just, they've lost all the remotes, but one. or broken them or whatever. So the Roku remote works for everything. But the best thing about the Roku remote is I have an app on my phone that's actually the remote control. Oh, yeah. Yes, I have. I've actually used shit like that before. It's convenient. It's convenient to a point. It's kind of a pain in the ass sometimes about because you can't feel the button.
Speaker: Oh, my like when Samsung's first started making their like cool ass fucking cell phones, and the galaxies, it was one of the earlier models that had an IFR fucking single cinder on it. And so you can use your phone and like use it on your TV. I have I have an app that is a remote for my air conditioner. yeah Well, this this one, all you had to do is download the app and you can sit there and use your phone as a remote. control It was a universal remote. So yeah we were out. We were out with some friends one night at dinner and they had no sports on the TV and just to fuck with everybody else sitting there with my phone. I've done that. I've done that. No, there's a lot of people. ah the The beauty of i apps like that. What do you want? What do you want? You broke my TV. What do you want now? Food. Food. Would you give him a bucket?
Speaker: I, so we were talking about this. great Bible bucket, like, no, no, no, check it out. I made pasta in a bucket. Well, I went, I went, I was at the store. I was like, okay. So right now I'm waiting on the, the guy to come fix my fridge. Oh yes. Yes. yeah The brand need reach chart recharge. And I was like, Oh, I don't really have a fridge. I don't want to cook tomorrow. So I bought this bucket and it came with the lid. There's the lid, you know, and it's in the Tupperware section. And I was like, all right. So I bought the bucket, cleaned it real good. You know, make sure nobody dirty hands were in or something. Cleaned it. And I put the food in. It's just a really big Tupperware dish. It just looks like it looks like you're going to go make a sandcastle. It does.
Speaker: and i You know, I bought it and it's like the store is not that but far away. So I walk over there. So I'm walking back and I put the pasta in it and then I had the rest of my my little tote bag. Yeah. And and I came home and the kids are like, what are you doing? I said, I'm gonna make pasta. So I i've cook tomorrow. And, you know, makes sense that pasta will last like two, three days tops if we don't eat it all, which The problem I have with pasta is when I make, I make my own sauce and when I make sauce, it's really good. And I'll, if I'm not careful, I'll eat the whole fucking fucking pasta. Yeah, we've already finished that. I am, I am that way with pizza. If somebody doesn't remove it from my face, I will, I will just, oh man, pizza is like my fucking kryptonite, man. So yes, it was the survival bucket. You're right BS.
Speaker: But yeah, it's the size of my head. And it's still warm. Oh, I just made it like two hours ago, conga. But, uh, well, is that me or you? Somebody froze. I think that might be me. That's him. Oh, no, Lazen apparently dropped off. Apparently his signal died there for a second. No, I love, I don't, I hate, I really do. It's just ah I'd rather stand in line for I saw that. Yeah, it just fucking dropped. That happened to me. Well, the one day where I was doing the show with Benji and I had so much shit on my computer that my computer couldn't keep up. ah And, you know, it's it's this thing's not even a year old. But since I build stuff on the fly for the show or or
Speaker: you know, and I have was it six different fucking emails for work and shit, you know, because I have I have the sanctuary. I have my work when I have my first one. I have the company that I started and then the the the one for my podcast and that I have another one. What's that? I don't know. I don't know. But I just have so many good. What I did is I have everything separated so I can click on a a different icon like the Google Chrome. Yeah, and they're each labeled for what that one is. So like if you go on if you go on to my YouTube channel or my if you signed on to my YouTube on Jeff's garage, it's nothing but car stuff. Okay, and tools and stuff like that. And then of course, I have the family YouTube channel where the kids watch whatever the hell they watch. And I can't even have my stuff on there because I can't find it again. Because they follow like 400 ,000 people.
Speaker: And likegie I don't think putting food in a bucket is going to actually avoid doing dishes. I mean, you still got to wash the bucket, right? It was a three dollar bucket. You know, fuck. Oh, that's the other thing. It was cheap. It was big. And I was like, perfect. If I don't use it again aware of here, I that's what I hate doing dishes. I hate it with a passion. And. You know, when you you make pasta or you make something clean in the pot, is a pain in the ass. I got what looks like a toilet brush, but it attaches to your drill. So to clean carpet and stuff like that. I'll scrape it out with that. I've never had that much trouble cleaning out a pot. I don't know. I use so i use a pressure cooker that's actually aluminum.
Speaker: Oh, okay. I can see how shit sticks. So, you know, if it's really hard stuck in there, like if I don't wash it or soak it that night, I'll literally put that, put the drill in there with a little bit of soap and water. And I, I don't know why. And I think it's me. I don't know why, but I want to polish it. Dude, that would be a good episode on Jeff's garage. What the polishing it? No, no, no. How how how gearheads fucking wash dishes. Oh, dude, there's a there's an old commercial and I think it's for aluminium. No, they they did. yeah Oh, my God. Ben's aware you are. I mean. There's a there's a commercial. It's got Jason Momoa and it's like the man's kitchen.
Speaker: And it's like the dishwasher. It's got like five thousand pound lid and or five thousand pound door. And and it's just fucking hilarious. Let me see if I can find it. I laugh so hard when I found it. ah Let me see if I can find it. It's fucking hilarious. We should probably drop that link again. Well, no, we'll be going on break here soon. Yeah. um
Speaker: There's a there's a series of Jason.
Speaker: Oh, oh, I can't. nice I got fat fingers. Yeah, here it is. It's an SNL skit. I'm going to present this because it's fucking hilarious. I laughed so hard when I saw this first time.
Speaker: Wouldn't it be crazy if you could create voiceovers that sound like a young teenage girl or a guy with a different accent? ah calm down yeah ah you think the house so clean a lady never tells a one woman whose work has done with gigi hehouse so so
Speaker: I think that's his real wife. um done ru I doubt it. No, he's married to Lisa Bonet. Oh, okay. featuring a seventy pound steel door
Speaker: ah you and hey she may have climbed the corporate ladder but she'll need an actual ladder to use the big boy washing machine because that sucker is six feet tall damn dirty floors don't stand a chance against the big boy right on vacuum 240 horsepower pure chore torque with a detachable spot remover that
Speaker: Oh, geez. That's Jeff Washington. Have an energy star rating of F minus. Because they run on gas. So man up this holiday season and ask your wife to buy you GE big boy household appliances. Oh, wow. I mean, that would totally make me want to do housework. Fuck yeah. the right on The ride on vacuum. I'm not mad at it. Why isn't that a thing already? Well, there's there's a whole series I watched. and I saw this a long time ago. It's like had it had to have been like 2005. I saw this. There's there's a channel and I didn't save it or is on a different YouTube that that I not subscribe. But like, you know, your YouTube is set up to your ah email. Yeah. And it was it was job site cooking. OK.
Speaker: But they did like it was it it was a little like a goof video. These guys made food in their garage using tools. So like instead of like, you know, when you when you take a steak and you infuse stuff into it. Yeah, they used a a spade bit to stab the steak.
Speaker: And then they used like the drill with a spade bit to mix up eggs and stuff like that. And I was like, you know what, that's kind of cool. That'd be, that'd be kind of a cool thing. And like they, they used a bicycle pump or a brand new grease gun to inject cheese or or oil into the steak. And I was like, you know what, that's, ah that's ingenious. I kind of like it. It's. You know, they, you know, you use what you got, but you do it the man's way, so to speak. And I was like, that's cool. I, I would totally do that if I wouldn't be canceled because you'd be like, this is the man's way to cook. and You know, you show up with a grease pump, but it's, it's, it's a cool concept. There's a, there's a Tik TOK channel where these guys are on a construction site and they, they actually used a bucket from my excavator.
Speaker: Don't hold their spaghetti. No, they they actually they lit a fire underneath it, put the bucket on there, cleaned it real good, of course. And then you had a guy come out and cook um like you would at Benihana on on the excavator bucket. Interesting. And I was like, you know what, I'm not mad. They took a piece of steel and it was it was maybe it was it was a good three feet across. meter for legging. It was a meter across and they laid down dough and then drove over with a fucking steamroller and then they put it up on on ah above a fire that was the fire pit was made out of ah masonry stones and then they made this pizza
Speaker: Oh, I've seen that video. Yeah. It's fucking. Yeah. and yes But they they they've done a bunch of stuff where they like they they did a breakfast on the excavator. And I was like, yeah you know, I've seen what people do with that's what you dig up with the excavators. I I don't want to don't want to eat that, but the food looked good. It did. It did. It was. I mean, as long as everything's clean and sanitized, I try it. Well, yeah. But at the end of the day, how many times you worked on the bike or or a car and and you're like, I'm hungry. I should wash my hands. You don't have the sandwich. Fuck it. You know, I mean, if you're working in the garage and and there's food there, you don't wash your hands. You just grab a bite. I'm not going to lie. I'm one of those pants and pansies that use the the nitro gloves when I'm when I'm usually in the garage. I can't use gloves. Depending on what I'm doing that way, I just take them off. Yeah, my gloves tear apart.
Speaker: I'm that guy in the shop that six mil reason that you have, you have to get the six mil. Okay. The guy in the shop that for no reason whatsoever by nine o 'clock, we started at eight by nine o 'clock. I'm covered in oil for some reason, you know, I'm like, I don't fuck. what You're covered in oil and the drain pan fucking screw is fucking stripped out. Speaking of which I saw video the other day this guy was he's he's working on this Mustang in his garage and it's like a security camera with audio and he turns to his buddies like you ever seen a car take 12 liters of oil and the guy who goes talking underneath the floor he forgot the drain plug. So the oil is just pulling out on the fucking floor.
Speaker: Oh, shit. but first For people that don't know at at the most, you're like five, maybe six.
Speaker: Some diesels take a shitload. Right. But this guy was working on like a Mustang or Camaro or something. Five quarts of oil all over the floor. Fifteen quarts later. Yeah. What's the name of the first things? It's just gone. But the name. king bobby father the what because you've got the kings friend the golden circle I don't know. ah It's called the Secret Service. secret so We watched Kingsman the other day and now he's obsessed. That's a good movie if if if I'm remembering what it is. It's it's it's like a clandestine British Secret Service. Yeah, it's not part of the the British Secret Service or their own entity.
Speaker: Oh, OK. It's like a spy movie. Yeah. Gotcha. Excellent. I love it. And I still haven't seen the third one, which is like the prequel. Mm hmm. But because it doesn't have the same characters. Gotcha. Gotcha. I can't do it. Well, I mean, those those are typically stand alone. I mean, it's not going to really take anything much. Well, they did. They're doing a fourth one, supposedly. It's called the blue blood. Yes. All right. ah And and the final Deadpool trailer came out. I have not watched it yet, but I was just about to ask you. You want to see that this month when it comes out? I do want to see it, but my wife told me I can't take the kids. So um I'm going to I'm probably going to wait the week after the release, only because the first weekend is going to be so packed and I get agitated in the theaters. I agree. we I hate crowded theaters, man. It just girl.
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead, before we go to break, I'm gonna play this final trailer. Fuck yeah. I mean, might as well. So, right here. Copyright. suck that Let's go ahead and mute that. Love me some Game of Thrones.
Speaker: Oh, turn the sound off. I love these. But I care. I want to use that for something important. I waited a long time for this team up.
Speaker: I still want to see this. Oh, God, yeah. You're well regarded. You're an extra hard firm to say it. I love it. Fuck that, you were the X -Men. The Wolverine.
Speaker: He's a hero in my world. Yeah, well, he ain't shit in mine. This guy used to beg me to wear this suit. So did Storm and Beast. But I couldn't happen thinking I wanted to be there.
Speaker: It's only nine people, but my entire world is right here in this picture. And I have no idea how to save it alone, but you, you, know how to save... Fuck yeah. Right? Whoever you think I am. You got the wrong guy. The good is... Is that his daughter, right? a No, that's the girl from Logan. Oh, OK. That's supposedly her daughter. Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't remember. ready Lady Deadpool.
Speaker: the think that's extra ryan winward Well, that's the that's the controversy, so to speak. Stop it.
Speaker: the that Supposedly, argument online is ah Astro, you got to have your camera on and we have to see you. And because we've been fooled before, but it's um there's there's speculation that Lady Deadpool is going to be a weiner on that monitor. I swear to God's do. god There it is. I forgot that was there. um
Speaker: one of three people are going to be playing like Lady Deadpool. OK. Show me show me two fingers wave or something. So I know you're real. Show me that the two in the pink and one in the state. Yeah, there you go. But I'll go ahead and pull him up. Supposedly, it's going to be either Ryan Reynolds is going to play Lady Deadpool or Blake Lively will.
Speaker: Or... Yeah, that's not happening.
Speaker: i e um
Speaker: Nice. At least it wasn't a pecker. Yeah, well it was still racist remarks, but you couldn't really hear it that well, so I don't care. Oh, I did. I thought he was just playing music. Yeah, it was racist music. like But you couldn't really hear it that well. like I could barely hear it, but I heard words that we shouldn't be playing. Fair. But Blake Lively, Taylor Swift, or Ryan Reynolds is going to play Lady Deadpool. I thought there was already pictures of Lady Deadpool out. That was the first one we've actually seen in the head. Nobody knows who's going to be playing her until the 25th.
Speaker: Really? Yeah. Like, I'm sure. Oh, yeah, he's got a mask on. Yeah, nobody knows who's going to play her. But as if you look in that trailer where she's coming out, there's a whole slew of Deadpools. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Background. So it's going to be interesting. And then the final trailer for Beetlejuice came out as well.
Speaker: I have not seen that. That's another movie I definitely want to watch. I do. I do want to see it. If you'd like, I can go and play it as well. Okay. That's fine. I'm looking at, I'm on, I'm on imdb .com looking up to cast. Yeah. And that I don't want to look because of the simple fact I don't want to know. I want to be surprised. it's It's possible. It's not even on here because they want to keep it. Patrick Stewart is Professor X's rumored. All right. But supposedly when you see them jump through the portal, they jump into the X, the Marvel universe. So and and it's rumored that they're going to be showing Deadpool and Wolverine in some major
Speaker: um
Speaker: Scenes from the MCU. OK. So I'm kind of like, you know, I'm not mad at that. It doesn't have it on there. So we don't know. I'm going to go ahead and play this real quick. There you go.
Speaker: When you're all driving carpool and banging your Pilates instructors to fill the empty voids in your life, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Speaker: My mom grew up here. That old house now. Wait, the ghost house? Is your mom waiting? That chick! Jenna Ortega, she's an everything. She's gonna be good. She's gonna be amazing. The living. He's good at this. Can they coexist? Now's my chance. There he is. Ghosts aren't real. Only gullible people believe that kind of crap. I can't believe I'm doing this. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Speaker: I need you to help me save my daughter. But how do I know that you're gonna keep your word? I swear on my dead brother's soul. Yay. My makeup really hides his age. Yeah. You and the boy stand guard. Nobody gets through. Let's go, honey.
Speaker: this posters de vo or after life. Good, I think, for my dream. Really more nightmare material. Confronting the unknown won't bring your fears. There's nothing harder.
Speaker: Peter Jones! What the f***? Thank you all for coming to this special occasion, but right now it's like a little privacy.
Speaker: It is. Fuck you, guys. I'm not mad at it. You know, it looks like they're doing the character justice there. It's it's I think it's going to be a great kind of movie season with stuff like that coming out. Well, I mean, it's still a Tim Burton movie. It's the original cast, except for that one bad guy. nices per Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, of course, with some new new actors and actresses. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. It should be pretty fucking dope. So real quick, we're going to take a quick break. ah Break. we're ah Of course, where this is the Non -Social Network. It is the Saturday Open Door Challenge. um If you can keep your wiener in your pants and your racist thoughts to yourself, you can come on up. of when i get When we get back, I'll go ahead and drop the link again. um And right now, we're going to do Jewels from Jewels in the Howl, I assume. Oh.
Speaker: I better swallow and keep it down My opinion's not allowed But I'm gonna scream it out I'm so proud of you You want me to part my tongue I'm not the only one My feelings are numb
Speaker: I'd better run you run, Jay, sing down the money and the cards, We'll run them all over tonight. I'd better swallow and keep it down, My opinion's down.
Speaker: I'm gonna swallow and keep it down
Speaker: There it is. That's Jules in the howl with bow down. Oh, she's got a great voice. She does. so She hits those high notes really well. I watched that Glitch Glitch House some music last week when they were on all of them. They're fucking some funny women, man. I still have I still have yet to watch it ah me because like I got like four hundred things going on. They have 12 year old senses of humor like we do. I like that. mean like I like people that laugh when kids fall. When kids fall. There's nothing funny when kids fall.
Speaker: I am. Yeah, we are. We are back. Welcome back, everybody, to the nonsensical network. This is nonsensical nonsense. The Saturday show. Glick is not here today because he's spending time with me and me because he's got more and more things to do. Whatever. Connor had to go. He's going to be out for a couple of days. Of course, it's just me and Blaise so far tonight, which I'm OK with. um But it is open door. It is open door challenge. So once Jeff drops those links, come to drop the link here. And of course, and you know, the beauty of the nonsensical network comes down to one thing plays. There is a show for everybody one way or another, because we do a show every single night. Well, at least we will be, I believe, mostly starting August when everything's going to be on, because, you know, Mondays, we got men's caring for men.
Speaker: basically men's mental health show. It's about two hours. um Glick does Glick's house music where he's interviewing people like Jules and and Bree and I can't remember the what's the name of the other brother? Tennessee? Holy Water. Yes. Yes. They were up last night. I actually enjoyed that. I watched most of it because I did fall asleep. like um And then Wednesdays, we, of course, do what the fuck news, where we tell you news, it's going to make you say what the fuck. And there's usually a penis story in there, at least. Yes, cockroaches. It's kind of become a staple. And then, of course, this Thursday, your show is starting. the Whose argument is it anyways? Excited, excited, excited. I am as well. And I'll be on there this Thursday along with Preston.
Speaker: K mag for most people know I'm we're gonna be doing a little bit of debate and I have nothing correct except for the fact. I know what the time the things are It's are not typical. They're nonsensical exactly and then Friday we do Steven's gonna have starting August 1st He's going to be having his show, the unplugged sports with with Jarvis. He's going to be talking sports. Not to show you and I will be gone. Is it unplugged sports or sports unplugged? I think it's sports unplugged. I said that wrong. OK. OK. Because I did a lot. I was like, I am not re -editing all that stuff. No, I get it. It's one of those things. It's like, and and I have nothing against sports. I just, I'm not that guy.
Speaker: you know, if I'm there at a sporting event, I'm in a hundred percent. But to watch it on TV, you know, there's movie on. I can watch Game of Thrones for the 400th time because I'm watching it again, by the way. And then Saturday, of course, is the nonsensical network, nonsensical nonsense show where we do about six hours and we open the door. If you feel it coming up, talk to nonsense as long as you keep your pants and You're not racist prick. We don't mind having you up. And then, of course, Sunday is Jeff's garage where if it fits in the garage, we're going to talk about it. This Sunday, we're actually going to be doing so a little bit of automotive news. um There's some new vehicles out. There's of course, we got updates on the Mustang GTD. I don't know why we're obsessed with that car, but the fact that it's got like 800 horsepower and
Speaker: ah Corners like it's on rails. I'm kind of I'm kind of falling in love with that car as much as I don't want to I Can't be mad at dude. you You don't have to be like brand loyalist man. You can i and i like I'm I'm like the the hardcore shit. Yeah, and you know and and I know I wouldn't say I'm I'm a You know stuck to one brand I love all cars and in any form you know, uh, I actually found a show on, I can't remember what it's called, but ah all their episodes are on YouTube. And this guy built some of the weirdest shit ever. Like he took a, he took a beetle and it looks like he, he actually took the roof, he chopped the top and then took the roof of a 59 sedan and put it on there. And it,
Speaker: It made it so fucking perfectly. Nice. Like, you know, it's a 59 stand. It's got a split window in the back. Kind of like the old, the original bugs had. And like legos and and it this dude does such amazing work. It's upsetting. He's not as more popular than he is. Yeah. Um, because the dude doesn't really measure. He doesn't, he doesn't draw stuff out. He's like, Yeah, let's just throw it together to see what happens. And it it mildly pisses me off because I can't do it. Some people just have that kind of eye though. I get it. And and I wish I had that eye. And I also wish I had all the equipment because that would be the way that would be my style of build. Just throw it together. We'll figure it out. My also hard thing about building a car from scratch would be making everything symmetrical side to side. I'm not good at it.
Speaker: You know, if you if you roll one fender, you got to get the other one to look just like it or else it's going to look weird. Yes. Yeah, you're right. I never thought about that. That would be that's the hard part. Like I actually I actually had a 79 beetle when I moved up about 15 years ago. No, 18 years ago, I bought a 79 beetle and I painted it. Mercedes black. And then because I'm a huge dork, I put pinstripe green flames. Very much like a a monster can. And.
Speaker: that's so Yeah, it it shows. It shows. um
Speaker: but But and what I used to do the pinstripe because I can't pinstripe to save my eyes. I actually use eight eighth inch tape and you know, line tape and I laid out the flames and then sprayed over with the black. You know, as you spray the whole front wherever you want the flames to be green. Let it tack up. And then you lay out this tape, spray over it. And then when you pull the tape off, you have pinstripe flames. Yeah. and From the front, flawless. The sides, one side was different from the other. It was you know not the exact line, but if you you could tell it was flames. And my excuse that I always tell everybody is like, well, no fire is exact. yeah ah True, very true. I was like, hey you could get away with that. But the guys that can make it match side to side, you're way out of my fucking league. But it was also the first time I'd ever done it. so
Speaker: Well, I mean, some people pull the ruler out, go back and forth to make sure each well the one way I saw to do it. And I still don't exactly understand how to do it. I know how they take a giant piece of paper and they perforate it. Yeah. In the line. And then you take a sock with chalk on it and tap on the perforated outline. Yeah. And then you can you can draw. That's the way I learned how to do it. But it's a lot of work, dude. It's just so easy to just lay out that fucking tape and be like, yeah, that's good. And it was, you know, it wasn't the greatest paint job in the world. I was just like, I don't like the white car. I want a black car. Fair enough. Fair enough. But if you ever want to get into hot riding, the easiest way to do it is Volkswagen Beetle. You can keep them running with a fucking rubber band. And and there's there's so many
Speaker: and It's much like the 32 -4. They all look alike, but they're all different. Yeah. yeah There's some minor differences. they're my they're They're extremely customizable, but that's Sunday. That's tomorrow. I'm ready for tomorrow. moving so I am not ready. Well, I'm ready for tomorrow, but tomorrow I have four hours of conversation to record. You know, that's the one great thing about doing the podcast. We're all kind of people that consider on talk for days. Yes, yes. And and. Luckily, we have stuff like streaming or, you know, the podcast stuff, the way we do it with StreamYard. But if you don't have somebody in your area that you can just sit around and shoot the shit with for hours for people like us, it's like, God damn fucking board.
Speaker: I'm not, see, I'm not somebody that goes to bars anymore, either. I don't either. I mean, that's like before I got married, that that was like one of my things was go to the bar and meet people this and that. And after my divorce, I'm like, I don't even want to go to bars anymore. I don't I don't like leaving my house. I just don't like that scene. I went to, there's a huge ass bar here where I live and it's really popular. I mean, it's, it's a big one. It's called the shop. They got full tables, fireplace food. I mean, it's amazing. One drawback. I don't like cigarette smoke inside a building and you walk in there and it smelled like an ashtray. And I'm like, Oh man. But that's, that's Kentucky for you. They're very, well, yeah, but it's also one of those things like,
Speaker: Uh, bars here, you can't smoke it anymore. And that's, you i talking bummer I mean, so like, I'm not against people smoking in bars. If that bar is, if that's, if that's well ventilated, well, well, yes, well well ventilated, but if that's the kind of spot people want to go to drink and smoke cigarettes, that's cool. I just, I'll just go somewhere else. And I'm fine with that. Right. is it's It's a preference thing and I get that. Yeah. but likening i'm I'm not going to go with your bitch about it though. My problem is here is the bars I want to go to, nobody wants to go with me and I don't know anybody there.
Speaker: and it There's one really good bar here. It's called Lataberna and it's it's it's very pub like, you know, it's like fucking Cheers, you know, it's got the bar stools are on the bar, yeah but it's got booths and they got food and everything. It's great, but it's stupid expensive.
Speaker: um And they only have like one pool table. It's always fucking filled up. I love playing pool, which I I'm i'm Yeah, that's that's become a thing ah worldwide, I think, is the no -smoking bars. i know I know for a fact a lot of states have actually moved to that. and Well, I take it back. A lot of states, all right. think of it it I think it's about half and half. like I know like states like Kentucky and North Carolina, like those tobacco states, it's it's more it's more accepted. So that's why, man, well you know you wouldn't think you would definitely fit fit in here where I live because
Speaker: Damn, everybody chain smokes. Oh, I love it. I don't. The funny thing is, like, yeah everybody sees me smoke on the show. I don't actually smoke it like i I take a hit, but it a lot of it will burn out while I'm talking or I'll just take a hit and then never actually inhale it because I started this sentence, you know. um But like when I first moved here, you can walk around the mall in the mall and smoke. I remember that back in the eighties, man, going to the mall, people walking around the ashtrays. And, you know, in the States, when I first moved from the States, you couldn't do that, obviously. And when I moved here, you know, I walked through my um the mall with this guy I was hanging out with, and he lights up a cigarette. I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? We're in a mall. He's like, yeah, so. Fuck yeah. You know, and then they they ah Cancun, well, Mexico in general,
Speaker: have this thing where like you can't smoke in buildings, blah, blah, blah. But and during that transition, I'd still walk around the mall with a cigarette hanging out, lit and everything. And they're like, you can't smoke. Oh, sorry, I didn't know. and you can get I got away with that for like three months before they're like, what are you doing? and we know We told you 20 minutes ago. Yeah, my bad. But ah i I get the reason why they did it. it's yeah obviously not healthy, but it's like, it's such a fucking inconvenience. Yeah, I mean, it's, well, yeah, but I mean, I think I think the mindset is, yes, you can choose bad habits for yourself, but you can't choose them for other people. Right. And I understand that. And I, it's one of the things I've tried to quit multiple times. I did quit for like six months once. When I first met my wife, she was like, yeah, um I'll never date a smoker. I'm like, yeah, well, you married one now. But
Speaker: back then when we first started dating, she's like, I want to do the smoker. I was like, all right, I'll quit. And I quit. And then it was a good six months. And then, you know, you some shit happens and you're just like, fuck, I can't deal with this shit. And you light a cigarette. Next thing you know, I'm buying at least a pack a day. And she hates it. She hates it as fuck. It's actually not terrible here. what's What's a pack of smokes there, folks? I buy 25 pack for 72 pesos. Let me do the math. 72 pesos. It's like five bucks. That's a like that's like it's it's like double the price here for a fucking pack. It's four bucks. Four bucks, 45 cigarettes.
Speaker: So it's about eight bucks for a pack of, well, seven, eight bucks for a pack of cigarettes here in Kentucky. But when I left Oregon, it was well over 10 bucks a pack. Oh yeah. Well, uh, somebody was telling me the other day, it was like $22 in New York for a pack of cigarettes. That's the reason to quit right there. Well, I quit. I had quit for four years. I had, uh, I quit back in 2014 and I started back up in 2018 because of a a life event that happened. And then I quit again last year and the year before. It was early last year, and I haven't smoked since. Well, not cigarettes. but i was say Yeah, but it's one of those things. It's like, I had a, there's a, who was it? Ron White said he quit smoking by smoking cigars.
Speaker: And which is the end of his story, but but his joke is that he quit smoking cigarettes by smoking cigars He quit smoking cigars by smoking crack what would we And he well goes all the way up to meth he's like so I'm pretty much tobacco -free at this point and ah That dude if you ever get a chance to watch Ron White that dude is one of the funniest Is he the guy? That's okay. Yes, I have some color, but he's he's he's always wearing a suit. He goes. He goes by tater salad. I have seen him. Call me tater. Yeah, that dude is hilarious. him Call myself crap. Twenty pounds to twenty five for pack a pack of cigarettes. We're at an England. Yeah. Well, we're like he is. That's that's like, oh, shit, 30 bucks for a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker: I'll grow my own fucking plants. Damn. That's, that's like almost like that. That's insane. But like, uh, I was talking to a friend of mine that was coming down on vacation and he was like, can I get new ports there? I'm like, you can. There's only one store that sells them and they're super expensive. like oh Yeah. It's weird. Like, um, these. What brand is that? you know, mine or Winston. Okay. I usually buy I usually buy these. These are these are marbles but they're they're actually marble crafted which is actually a uh they're Chesterfield. Okay. Um if I buy a pack of regular marbles, it's it's it's a little bit harsher. These are really smooth. The marble crafted are really smooth. Uh I bought winston winston's today because they didn't have any
Speaker: of my marbles in the store. And I was like, yeah, fuck it. I'm already here. I'm not going to go to another store. This is another like five blocks. It's like 10 ,000 fucking degrees. I swear to God, dude, I live on the sun. Because I went out today, I like I said, I went to go get the stuff to make pasta. And I got from here to the gate, less than 100 yards, and it looked like I've gotten out of the pool. Do you are you familiar? So there's this Islamic ritual and they they definitely do it in Saudi Arabia because this is what the story is. They do this like pilm pilgrimage to Mecca once a year or something like that. Yeah, I've heard something like that. And it's like it's so hot. Like it's like up in like almost 130 and thirty like thousands of people are dying a year because of this shit.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not going. i mean I prefer the heat over the cold. But not that hot. But yeah, it it gets to the point where it's like, Cancun does not get cold, yeah regardless what somebody tells you. You know, my wife, you know, she's born and raised in Mexico and stuff like that. She's from Mexico City and she's lived in Cancun since she's six. When she goes outside in December, she's like, it's cold. I'm like, I'm in shorts and a t -shirt. It's not fucking cold. I'll do it. As soon as it hits seventies, like mid to high seventies, it's t -shirt. It's perfect weather. It's perfect weather. It has not been below 70 in like six months.
Speaker: Only when it rains. How hot does it get there? ah The other day, it topped one on one. Damn. But it's humid. It's because we're next to the ocean and stuff. It's you like you have to walk with a knife in front of you to cut the humidity. Oh, that's the way it was when I was in Guam sometimes. stupid Oh, yeah. It's very much like Guam. It's just. It's funny thing about that. All right. So here's the funny thing about Guam and flip flops. Before I got stationed Guam, this was like a 2006 before then. I absolutely hated flip flops. I thought they were stupid. I don't wear them. And I just, I didn't like them. Then I got to Guam, dude. And it's so human. I'd be wearing my so my socks and sneakers and every day, man, I pull them off. They stunk. They're sweaty. Oh yeah. dude I don't even buy, I don't even like,
Speaker: I'll wear a pair of socks twice and then throw them out. And and I can buy socks for a buck. So, you know, I don't care. But it's like - So I started wearing flip flops and ever since then, I was like, oh, I love flip flops. Oh, like here's my thing with flip flops. And and i I did, what's up, Ryan? What's up, Ryan? Hey, Ryan, you coming up, man? Yeah, the link's there. I'll drop the link again. ah the The thing with flip flops, Especially here if you're like my feet sweat like a motherfucker, especially if it's hot out When you buy flip -flop your feet start slipping around inside the foot you didn't roll your fucking ankle just walking Yeah, well, I don't know. I've i've been wearing her from so for so long. I mean, I'm not gonna run in them but But it's one of those things it's like I just I buy tennis shoes like going out of style. I love Like I buy vans and Nikes. That's all I fucking buy
Speaker: OK. And my wife is worse. She's got she's got the same pair of shoes and like 14 different colors. I'm a so I'm kind of a shoe guy. I love shoes I I love the idea of being a sneaker head and then I look at the prices and go, you know Well, it's it's not just sneakers. Like I have a pair of work boots. I have like two pairs of flip -flops I got a couple pair a dues at a lounging I got a pair of like walking shoes where I'm like walking on the streets in the sidewalks then I have a pair of hiking shoes that I have a pair of like
Speaker: These insulated converse chucks are a little bit thicker on the sole that I wear like during the fall. And I have a pair of keen fucking oxfers that I wear sometimes is walking shoes or something nice. And then I have I have a pair of like Columbia fucking snow shoes that I wear in the snow to keep. I mean, it's like right with that inside. Oh, yeah, I know those. Yeah. yeah Then I don't know. Then I have my everyday pair of Adidas fucking, you know, Well, I'm if it wasn't for my wife, I would have three pairs of shoes. Yeah, I because I like every day, like the way I used to do it is I buy a pair of tennis shoes and I wear them for almost anything that I wear dress shoes and I got a pair of boots. But there's a pair of shoes for every occasion. Oh, I am that way now my because my wife is like, yeah, you can't wear those. We're going to a nice but they're fucking shoes.
Speaker: she's like yeah no you gotta have dress shoes all okay so you know and and When I, when I worked in sales in an office, I actually, I would suit, I would suit up, you know, I had the full fucking suit and, but not the jacket, but I'd wear like a best eye. I have like 50 fucking tie. I have a, I'm a weird freak when it comes to ties. I buy ties. like the style Not a tie guy. I haven't worn a tie since I have not worn a tie since I got out in of the air force in 2011.
Speaker: I love wearing a tie. i'm I'm this weird guy. I do this weird thing. When I buy dress shirts, I buy like six black ones and then I'll have like four of different colors. I love wearing a black shirt with a white tie. It's it's gangster. But but then i have i have I have this weird combo and my wife makes fun of me, but I love the look. I have this perfectly plain black buttoned out shirt with this bright fucking pink tie. Do you have a mafia accent? I mean, can... I could, I probably could pull it off. All right. And then for my birthday last year, and I've been looking for one for a while, my kids bought me a semi replica of John Wick's tie. Okay. But it looks like carbon fiber.
Speaker: Oh, no **** That's cool. Yeah, it's still and then with a black shirt and then black vest and black pants and then the black. Yeah, it's **** I feel like John Wick in it and it makes me feel cool. A short but like quick but it's like. There's a there's a mall here. It's called the outlet mall and it's not really an outlet mall, but they're they have like the Nike outlet there. There's nothing wrong with the shoes. They're just really cheap. Oh, so usually the way all that malls work is it's defective somewhere. Well, it's not so much defective. It's overstocked from the previous seasons. OK. Yeah, I think that's what it is. And what? Oh, no. But do it over there. Oh, sorry. No, but like.
Speaker: they have that Nike outlet store there and then they have a van, a van's outlet store. And every time I go there, they'll have a sale like two for one. You buy two pairs of shoes and I won't buy four pairs of shoes because there's four of us. No, I'll buy eight because there's two, they're two per person. You know, fuck it. So the the kids, my kids are weird. I can't keep them in shoes. Not because they arerow they just don't put them on. Oh, okay. Fair, fair. They just don't put them on. You know My wife will buy me sandals like flip -flops at Walmart. She's like you wear these in the house And I'm like yeah, that won't happen the kids wear them They're seriously oversized. They just wear them all the time um but like Kevin has a pair of Jordans. I think he's worn four times He's had him for a year I Don't
Speaker: You can't get me out of a pair of shoes. I haven't, I've left the house once today to go get groceries and I'm still wearing shoes. Okay. and they I'm still wearing flip flops. So I know I, I literally like, I won't walk around the house barefoot. I put shoes on, you know, where my kids, I've literally seen my kid run around in the street goofing off, playing with the ball. He's got new shoes on. I'm like, what are you doing? you go playing it but That's a fucking shoes on you look like a fucking homeless kid That's the way I played as a kid to barefooted. I always I I can't do the barefoot thing I could as a kid not anymore No, am I might my heels are sensitive. I step on one fucking wrong angle. I'm limping for a month
Speaker: Yeah, so you know how I go on like almost daily nature walks Right. I definitely don't do them in flip -flops because I go especially since I go off the trail But every day I you know I have I keep a pair of my my hiking shoes in the car and I grab a fucking clean pair of socks are on the way out the door and I switch when I get out there But a week will go by and it's been hot you open up by my door. and It smells like a fucking locker room Yeah No, I like said every week I'll go five all my five pairs of socks I'll get five i'm for five bucks I get five pairs of socks because if I if I actually leave the house in the sock and kind of fucking socks that you buy oh they're they're they're they're not thick they're they're it's just there they're they're cheap
Speaker: which is why I buy them, but they, you know, they'll have like a design on them. They're not quite dress shock socks, but they're, you know, like the ones I have on are black and they got lines on it and stuff like that. um When we were in Mexico City, we found this area. I kid you not, dude, it was a, um bucket of spaghetti yeah hey so yeah cook once two days everybody's got a bucket of spaghetti to hand around but we found this street and it was a good block along both sides of the street lines with people selling socks all safe shapes and sizes
Speaker: My wife's got a pair of SpongeBob socks and and Patrick star socks. I yeah i got a pair of Beetlejuice socks there, you know, and they were a buck apiece. And we walked around for the the beauty of when you go to Mexico City is you find there's always somebody selling shit on the street. Yeah. And, you know, I bought the kids a it looks like a Game Boy. and vote one each for like ten bucks a piece
Speaker: and it's got two hundred and fifty games on each one okay yeah it it you and you it There was a a flea market when I was stationed in Northern California. The flea market was in Roseville. It was a huge flea market. so Like half of it was like literally people selling their own junk. Sometimes you can find some treasures. And the other half was like people buying like knockoff toys in China. So like China toys, like it looks like Spider -Man, but it's it's not. It's in a Batman. It's a bat Batman case.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, it's like just enough not to look like the actual character but close enough to your kids won't fucking notice. ah Exactly. It's mystery. Yeah. No, like half half the fucking price. No, but like, bro, we went to an area of Mexico City. I found 400 Louis Vuitton bags that weren't Louis Vuitton bags, you know, and Like my wife has one really, really, really nice Louis Vuitton bag that cost me more than my fucking car. Yeah. and And, but she's got three others that look just just like it. You can't tell them the difference till you look at certain things. Yeah. and And I couldn't tell the difference either way. I just know when we bought the real Louis Vuitton one, we did it at the Louis Vuitton store. So I was like, okay, I know it's real. You know, yeah and like, uh,
Speaker: We went into the Gucci store in Mexico City, and the only thing I could afford was my belt, because I was like, Jesus Christ, dude. I bought me a Gucci belt, man. There it is. I got my Gucci belt. Oh, shit. Gucci belt. I like it. It's comfortable. It fits. And i the the only thing that's actually original Gucci from it anymore is the actual logo, because I've replaced the actual leather twice, because I'm a fat ass, and i I wear a belt with everything. And this belt is just perfect enough. I wear it with every outfit. I've worn this belt for over a year. ah Black goes well with everything else. Well, it's also it's like. I think I can. Well, yeah, black goes pretty much anything, but the beauty of it, I'm not either.
Speaker: But like when I started working at this job and I started making more money than she's like, you can't wear t -shirts all the time. You make too much money. I'm like, yeah, that's not going to happen. i It is my more t -shirts. I got a whole what 25 30 polos that I never fucking wear unless I'm on video for work. I don't I don't think I've ever I don't even think I own a polo. Like, who the fuck are those? My wife was like, what size are you? I was like, I don't know, medium. And she came back that day with like nine American Eagle polos. And I was like, how much did this cost? She's like, you don't want to know. Fair enough. She's like, these are only for work. They were fucking like 45 bucks apiece. And I was like, you know how much I could how many T -shirts I can buy with that? Because I buy, you know, like I got this. This one is Metropolitan Superman University.
Speaker: um or Farsi. There's a store here. It's it's a offshoot of Woolsworth. And it's called it's called. I don't even know what that is. Well, Woolsworth is an old. It's like J .C. Penney. Oh, OK. Actually, Woolsworth and J .C. Penney were one company back in the fucking 70s and 80s. OK. Woolsworth went away first. Now J .C. Penney is going away. But this is an offshoot. It's called Del Sol.
Speaker: And like, when you look at the label, it says Woolsworth. And they got all these goofy shirts like this. And, you know, they're like, they're like $4. Okay. And, all you know, sometimes like this one is technically not an adult shirt. This is a ah double XL child. Because they didn't have it an adult. And I was like, but it's Superman. And and and I have to have it. You're buying kids clothes, man. Oh, well, Glick makes fun of it, but Kevin will steal my shirts there. I was doing laundry the other day and and I pulled up a shirt and I went deep on hashtag dinky Jeff. Hey. Yeah, but you know what? My shirts cost way fucking less of yours. You know, like the adult version of the same shirt would have been like eight bucks.
Speaker: I mean, you are about the size of a kid. so i mean that i mean that When I buy kids, like if I buy kids clothes, I have to buy the biggest size they got. So like fat kids clothes, but they fit. And I'm okay with it. And when I go to the gym, i when I go to the gym, I walk around like this. Because my shirt's all tight. But after like two or three washes, they ah stretched out and they're fine. Fair enough, fair enough. But like I have, I bought a, there's a sole store here called Puyado del Pero. Beware of the dog. Say that again. Puyado del Pero. Okay. Beware of the dog. Okay. And they got really cool fucking dope shirts. I found this, they occasionally do one of a kind,
Speaker: shirts and what they do is they'll take a like both the ones we have are Rick and Morty and it's the same print but it's colored in by hand like they paint it and I bought one I bought the last one they have of Rick and Morty shirt where they're uh in the in their ship eight bucks and it was a medium No, there's a large and it I swim in it. Hmm. So I never wear it. Dude, you you were wearing a shirt yesterday is that that Dexter laboratory shirt, man. I fucking love that. It's a kid shirt. That is awesome. It's a large show because like they have they have ones at their, they, they got like, uh,
Speaker: You remember back in the 90s, they had like bugs and he looked like he was a rapper or something like that. They have something similar like that. I have one where it's a it's it's a shirt and it's got a man and a woman dressed as bridegroom, but they got ski masks on and guns. I bought it, but it was like they got a lot of stuff like that. And I'm like, that's not really my thing. Then I'll see the kid shit. I'm like, what is fucking Dexter? I need that shirt.
Speaker: So I bought it. I bought the biggest one they had. And, you know, I usually have to buy like the Huskies, the child's Husky. Were you were you one of those guys that wore the Ed Hardy fucking douchebag shirts? Never. OK, I like I was I was one probably the first person that saw one when that's fucking retarded. I think everybody who wore those shirts were literally the biggest D bags I had ever ran. Well, it's one of those things is like I don't bejeweling a shirt. That's that's an 80s chick on you just It's like they put some like tattoo design and be jeweled the fucking tattoo design. Yeah, this rhinestones Well, however, I have seen a lot of people I used to work at a store and you probably heard is Pacific somewhere Yes, before I left to the Navy. I worked for at a Pacific somewhere.
Speaker: And one of my managers, a new shirt came in and it was a really cool tribal design down the back of the shirt. The next day she went and got the tattoo. And I was like, really? She got it on her back. Gorgeous woman. And it looked good on her. yeah I know from personal experience, it looked really good. But when when she did it, I was like, really? She's like, I got a new tattoo yesterday. I was like, oh yeah? She's like, I can't show you here on the floor. And I was like, well, let's go on the back. and She showed and it looked cool it did like it fit her But like technically I have a tattoo that's from a t -shirt There was a Spencer's back in the 90s Spencer's gifts Had a Superman logo with tattoo tribal Coming off the side. I have that on the top of my back I'm glad it's on the top of the back and not the bottom right above the ass.
Speaker: I don't have anything above my, I don't have any, I was showing Connor before we started. mike okay No tramp stamps. No, technically what I'm doing for my back, ah when when my sister was pregnant, when I was like 15, she had what's called a tubal pregnancy, which means the egg never dropped, but it was still fertilized. okay And her fallopian tube exploded. I was the only one home and my dad and I had just building just finished building a supercharged 351 86 Mustang. And I was 15 and I stole the car to take my sister to the hospital.
Speaker: For good reason. It's not like I was joyriding. And you know, we showed up at the hospital, four or five cops behind us. And I was like, you guys going to have to wait. And while my sister collects Collects do you know you know Hallmark stores. They have those figurines the precious moments. Yeah, she drew a precious moment Superman While she's laying in the hospital and I got a tattooed on my back Okay, that's not bad. That's and you know, I had my buddy draw it up So it would fit the tattoo style and you did it on on the side It's literally act size my back and then on the other side. I have a traditional standing Superman
Speaker: that I found online and I've insulated it right out of the comic book. He's just kind of walking like he's walking on a smoke. And then, of course, on the back, I have that tribal Superman logo. Got it. You don't know no why. Yeah, huge Superman. It went fucking nut. I went nut for like a year on Superman. Yeah. And then, of course, my first tattoo is the Superman logo. So you got four four Superman tattoos. Technically, yes. OK. um ah The Precious Moment Superman is done. It's colored in and everything. The traditional Superman is not. ah okay um But what I want to do in the background, I want to do a cityscape behind the behind them. Half of it being Metropolis, half of it it being Kent Farm. With the Daily Planet going down my spine.
Speaker: okay I will have to be like luck out. What are the prices of tattoos there? Oh, tattoos are cheap. I got this is my newest one, the one on my forearm. it's It's a bear with the woods and a lone wolf on there. My my grandmother's last name was Bear. OK. And she had this weird obsession with bears. So I got that for her. I think I paid 200 bucks. Damn, that's not bad. Right. The cardinal.
Speaker: My other grandmother, she passed away, and she had ah the school that was literally right next door was the Frederick Town Cardinals. Well, they called themselves the Frederick Town Freddies, but there the mascot was a cardinal. And you'd walk into grandma's house, and there was like 400 fucking cardinals everywhere. And she collected cardinals, and this woman collected salt salt pepper shakers like you read about. to the point where every inch of her kitchen was covered with shelving my dad and I built for her salt and pepper shaker collection. Oh shit. Yeah. And she had ones like, if anybody wanted to know what to get grandma for, for a gift, fire salt and pepper shaker. She had 15 sets from McDonald's because I would steal them and stop at grandma's house on the way to school.
Speaker: because Glick and I went to the Knox County Career Center, which is six schools that come to one. And I would have to drive past grandma's house. So I'd leave 45 minutes early, stop at grandma's house, have breakfast. His grandma cooked me breakfast. And on days where I was running late, I'd stop in at McDonald's, grab something, eat it at grandma's, but I'd steal the salt and pepper shakers and give them to grandma. And she wrote the dates on them and put them up on the wall. ah It was a thing. But ah this one I think was like 90, 100 bucks, something like that. Damn. The ones on my back were free. I'm going to have to come to Cancun to get some ink done. i got I got a pot leaf tribal tattoo on my right side of my calf.
Speaker: Right. And it was, it was free. I got that one free. And then I got like this hops, you know, what they put in beer, right? and a hop I got a hops tribal on on the opposite leg, same spot. Yeah. And that, that was free too. There was a, there was a tattoo artist I knew in Phoenix, him and I would smoke weed together. Well, and then this one I think was only like 80 bucks. It's Harley Quinn and deadly dead. that bo That's 80 bucks. holy fuck But once again, the my tattoo artist is a friend of mine. Like I interviewed my wife. That's that's how that's how I got my free tattoos and like smoke. I worked when I moved down here, I moved down here with a company that did tattoos and body piercing. I was a body piercer. So tattoos for free. So my back was free. It didn't cost me fucking time.
Speaker: Okay. This one was like twenty -five bucks and it's Winnie the Pooh losing a balloon. Oh, okay. Twenty bucks. Forty -five minutes of hell. Hell on earth. Because he's right on the ribs. And he did a really cool design. It's it's called Sketch. And it looks like you you like when you sketch something, you don't draw the lines. It's sketched. Oh, yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah. and We have a version of Brian. What's up, man? What's up? Hello, boys. How are you? We're good, buddy. What are you up to? Man, just got home a little bit ago from the from the yab yab. Trying to trying to try to take over. i Got it. My brain shut off their version. I don't leave my house. I work from home. So, you know, I don't get to do that. If I could do that, man, life would be so much easier to work in an hour and a half home is something different. I'll tell you what.
Speaker: Well, and and like I said, last week, the best thing for driving back and forth to work, take a motorcycle because there's a chance you might not make it to work. so to say oh come on
Speaker: i told my wife That's a good way to smile, baby. I was more of the, Hey, I just want to feel the wind through my used to be hair. Yeah. Wait, don't be wrong. I love riding a bike and I'm actually, planning on building a bike as soon as I can get the money together. I want to build Black Death from Harley Davidson, the marble man. Black Death is Harley Davidson's bike in that movie. but That's a little fat boy slim, isn't it? it No, it's actually an FSX. What is it? Is it a little rider? No, it's actually it's a hold on. Let me look it up. ah Harley Davidson.
Speaker: its And marble man bike It is a skinny tank, right It's got a big fat white tank. It's called black death 3 by the way F X s that's yeah, that's a little yeah, that's yes. Yeah, and it is it has zero Suspension Yeah, it's a it's a rigid You might as well do the same thing that fat bobs don't have either. No. Well, what I want to do is I want to build the same bike. The newer ones do. I want to build the same bike when I want to use a soft tail. Yeah. So it's got some suspension to it, but I also want to put a 220 tire on the back because that the rear tire on Black Death is like this. I'm like, yeah.
Speaker: I want a big fan fuck off. I want to build a little freaking bar, a little bar hopper, nothing like too crazy. I mean, no, yeah ro no, no, electric no electric on it. I didn't get to drive one, but they look like fun. What's that? The Groms. I've never driven one. It was there. There are a lot of fun in there. GROM, yeah. Honda Grom. Right now the colors boys are red. Oh, yeah, we have to get one. I won't. Okay. My wife told me I'm not allowed to have one because I'm stupid. Those are cheap. They're not expensive. They're not expensive at all. And there you can start the fuck out of them. You can put you can put them in the back of a truck by yourself. Yeah, or a van. You know what I mean? And they're quick.
Speaker: I've got a, yeah, they're they'll the they talk about about 62 mile an hour. I've got the i've got the little kid kid's sister to that one called the Navi. It looks like a grom, but it's a scooter and it's a 110. But you know, here's the thing about it. it's The plastics on it are like $85. So I've got this bright green color. Right, so to get the parts to get these new plastics from Honda. I could change it to any color I want for 85 bucks. That's not horrible. That's not horrible. It's super darn cheap. That's cheaper than wrapping it. Oh, yeah, way cheaper. Yep. Like, I'm buying, I'm buying, I'm in the process right now. I'm haggling with the guy. But I'm buying a YZFR6. And I want to build a stunt bike out of it.
Speaker: ah Oh, Yamaha, Yamaha. I'm a Yamaha guy. i'm I have this. I see a ninja and I'm just like douchebag. Every time in I go, is that a 250? Yeah, with that too. But but like the Kawasaki, which is ninja, the 636 is the stunt bike of stunt bikes. Like everybody that does stunt bike, they use the 636. The problem is the 636, they're not cheap. And they're hard to find. But they're basically indestructible. But I can't do it. I'm just like, I fucking hate Kawasaki. I don't know why.
Speaker: Well, they're not bad. I i mean, no, they're not. I have no I have faith. If I if I clear out my prejudice, I have no problem with any bike over 600 cc. Oh, anything lower than 600 cc. I'm like, oh, you're cute. You're a I got a story about that. I, uh, so, and so I had, I had previous, you know, writing experience before I got my actual, where I actually got my motorcycle.
Speaker: It's Richie Ramon's signature on a... Oh, no shit. Fuck you. Bro, he sent me two of those. He sent me two. Nice. My wife bought me one, and then he sent me two additional albums all signed. I was like, you can stop it. You can send me one. That's good. And then your lovely one it got you frames to hang them up on the... Yep, yep. You heard that, right? but i did that To the things. She was like, yeah, you got all that food truck money. She can buy it all. yeah Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. I just I had to show those off. We're talking about the smaller CC bike.
Speaker: Yeah. So, uh, so when I was stationed in Guam, which is a PACAF base, they had this regulation that if you couldn't prove that you were an experienced rider and you're just getting your, your motorcycle endorsement, you couldn't have anything that was over 600 CCs. And I didn't, it it is, and I didn't want a crotch rocket. So I found a 500 CC Kawasaki Vulcan. Nice. Yes. Well, yeah ah dude it was it was it was bare. It was still a carbureted engine. It was the petcock. I mean, it was basic as fuck. And honestly, I missed that. I missed that basic bike where you don't have all the computers and all that shit. I agree. Yeah.
Speaker: got to find those carb bikes but you know in Guam I would think that the carb would give you such an issue because one you're by the salt you're you're literally surrounded by water as long as it's jetted right and you keep it clean it was fine and I've been to Guam dude and I know you got some mountain up there so yeah but I was coming down, there was like one big hill, I was coming down one time and it just started down pouring on us. And I'm sitting there at the stoplight with like water up to my ankles. It was nuts. Oh dude, I was like a month ago. And I was right after the hurricane, a buddy of mine came by and he's like, hey, I got,
Speaker: Well, it's ah a CR 600. He's like, you want to take a bird spin? So, yeah, all right. So I was driving around and it had when it rains here more than five minutes, it floods everywhere. And I'm literally driving this thing and I get to a what looks like a lake. But I know the ground is smooth. I literally had this bike where I got my feet up like I'm stunting just driving down the road because the water is so high. ah It's it's ridiculous. That's the only downfall of kids doing is like if it rains You you stay a fuck home Well, I'll tell you I'll straight straight up and the beauty of my job is that I get to ride all these motors like I know you get to play on them all day. I killing you but do where he sells up We're talking about yeah, that's what I do. I sell these things nice So so yes, so here's the deal you sell razors
Speaker: I saw the Polaris razors, the Rangers. The guy might, the guy. and am not me if He actually drives a razor back and forth to work. That's his daily driver. That's not a problem over there, right? It's, I mean. No, no. you All you gotta do is put turn signals on it and shit like that. And you're good. Yeah. That's like $250 to throw a turn signal. kid but You can buy them like that at the dealership here. Oh, really? Yeah, you could buy four -wheelers with turn signals on them. You could buy... I literally was just at the store today. They got a four -wheeler. It's like 250cc, nothing crazy. No name brand that you would know. Ready to rock. You could start it up, but they put oil in it, put gas in it, and you're ready to go home now. Yeah. They cost like $2 ,000. That's that... that's that Jing Jing shit. I'd be careful. It's called Denimo. Denimo.
Speaker: And I showed I showed a DMO motorcycle to Blaze on Thursday. It looks like a Ducati. It's 400 cc. But I could do some research on those things. We ah we have Aprilia and they have this bike there that is it's a twenty five thousand nine. I should say we have this bike there, not they. um But it's the RSV four factory. This thing is two hundred and two hundred and seventeen horsepower. at the crank of course so you figure 180 probably 189 190 well somewhere right well no no it's you're probably what 240 at the crank no no 217 217 at the crank yeah you're probably about 190 at the wheel yeah about 190 180 180 is somewhere around yeah 180 190 that's not that's quick what's crazy is
Speaker: We let people test ride these things. You let me test ride once. What the hell were we thinking, right? hu yeah How many people have dropped them? No, nobody yet, so knock on wood. Nobody yet? Nobody yet, so knock on wood. There you go. Yeah, and that's the weird thing. When you, like, I'm not, like, if I owned a dealership, I would not allow test ride. its Harley yeah the Harley -David's ship here has a rolling road like a dino It's not hooked up as a dino, but you can get on it and you can actually go through the gears But it's you know, you don't get the feel lean and stuff, but you can go through the gears Yeah, it's it's kind of like a it's not like a treadmill. They put the bike on. a Yeah Basically, it looks like a ah motorcycle Dino. Yeah
Speaker: It's kind of weird. I prefer a test ride. The thing is, is when we start talking super bikes and stuff like that, I think it's kind of goofy. Like, hey, you're putting somebody on a super bike and you're not even sure that they are going to buy it. So it's like, okay, well, what happens if a truck pulls out in front of them and he low sides of this thing or something? ah He can't make it back to the dealership to sign paperwork on this. so Yeah. that the the the Your guys' insurance must be fucking insane. Dude, I've always wondered about that whole test riding motorcycles because you're right. There's some idiots that come in and think at all. Well, and was there's guys that haven't that haven't ridden since, you know, like me. I haven't really ridden daily since I'm 19 or or or they go with like six some six hundred CC fucking ninja. And then they go, oh, let me get a twelve hundred Ayabusa. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, what what the hell is wrong with you? no that's the ah So the big the big thing is that is like we you got to weed people out. And you know some some people are really good at weeding people out. there's There was a conversation. Right. It's like, jeez, the keys. Go for it. We'll see you back in 20 minutes. Well, what we got somebody that's like, hey, ah umm I'm not sure if I'm going to finance or pay cash. Listen, the first thing I want to do is go ahead and get the credit application. amen to that i just you know i just want to know can you buy the thing i mean it's a 30 000 bike all in dude or yeah let me hold your credit card sorry let's just go ahead and run that for a deposit um so it used to be that we just do cruisers and stuff like that but in the in the market where i'm at now the orlando market we have the
Speaker: the guys that come up from Miami and and guys that are importing, exporting kind of stuff. So those are the ones. When they tell me where they're from or something like that, then I already have a - You've been riding since your birth. yeah Yeah. Basically like, hey, I live at the Magic Kingdom. Oh, you're probably paying cash for this thing then. Okay, yeah cool. But where you where do you work at? Walmart? Yeah, no. Yeah. Credit out done, my guy. No trust drive for you, buddy. Nope. No, because I'm the asshole. I'm like, you know what? I feel like driving a YZFR1 today. Let's go see Brian.
Speaker: No problem. I got credit outs at my desk. Come on over. No. aye i I'm not um not a terrible rider, but I'm not the guy that jumps on a 1 ,000 CZ bike tomorrow. I've worked up to it. You know, like I said, I haven't written daily since I'm 19. So like, yeah, I'm not. and And I think since I've lived here, I've written like 10 times. Dude, that that 114 fucking fat Bob that I had was fast. Fuck. Yeah, they are. They're not slow. Yeah, it had. They look slow because they look they look stupid heavy, but they're they're quick.
Speaker: It had it had two speeds. Go there. Yeah, they're gone here and gone. Here and then they've got the power of the earth. Yes. No, it's like when I when I build my bike, I want to like I said, I just want I just need a soft tail frame and Harley sells. I think it's one eighty one. Stage three. it's 280 horsepower at the wheels and it's just it comes already cammed out like this thing the whole screaming eagle that the new screen yeah it's the milwaukee screaming eagle but it's like that thing is just it's it's not cheap motor it's it's it's got pricey to it but it's the most powerful milwaukee you can buy and i want to because that's the whole idea of of black death in the movie he builds the bike
Speaker: with all brand new parts and they don't really tell it but you can see it by it's the biggest motor available at that time and in us in the lightest frame and that's the whole idea of the Black Death um and like I said the bike is perfect except for that rear tire I just it's too skinny it just it looks like it wants to kill me just looking at it But got to have a fast car. Well, just so you know that 240 rear tire, I got one sitting at my shop waiting to go on my bike. It's $230 just for that. Oh, yeah. Doesn't include install. That is $230. Well, and then you got to buy the right swing. The right what? The swing arm. to To get it on there. Yeah, you're going to need it on there. Either you're going to have to chop the fender, because it's got the rear fender on it too, doesn't it?
Speaker: so you It does, but it's like really short. It's almost non -existent on the Black Death. Actually, I can show you a picture of Black Death. Put it up. That's a good one. I'm going to get a good picture of it. Yeah, the 240 rear tire ain't no joke. The only thing it does, though, is it goes straight. There is no... Yeah, it's not going to run away. That's a big old... That's a big old wide tire, boy.
Speaker: Yeah, it's, well, my original thought was go with the 300, but I was like, it's almost douche bagging around 300. Yeah, that's a good looking bike, man. Yeah, that's black death three. whats um What rear tire is that on there right now? It's like a 100 or 180. so what is this one getting one of your So you're just not into the skinny, but... i I think the bike is perfect. If you put a 240 on the back or even, you know, 300 would be a bit much, but it uses bay it basically uses a road king ah tank. Okay. And then, you know, the frame is all FXS or whatever it's called. The control arms are are off of a road king as well.
Speaker: I love the only thing I would change about the front tire is I want to I want the flip flop. So the the tires ahead of the forks. Oh, you want ah you want to do a. So you want a different rake set. No, i the rake is perfect, but I like the way that bike is set up. Rake with an offset. Right. Exactly. Yeah. uh i don't i don't want to do a major rig that i think it's got a yeah well the original fs x has a springer front end and this has got a solid triple tree off of like uh a fat bob or something
Speaker: What's your, what's your opinion on fucking, um, springers, uh, front and springers? They, they freaked me out. Really? Working with them, like putting, like putting them together and shit. It can be a little dangerous if you don't, if you don't follow the directions, I guess, but I like them. i but they They do have a nice look to them, but it's just not my thing. I like a nice, like solid triple tree. That's, you know, the ah The other difference I would do, instead of all the chrome, I would do all black. Well, I mean, ah ah a springer front end is still triplet free. It's just instead of the shocks being held at the bottom, it's. I think you're going to get the the problem with the the springer front end is all there. It's a lot of sprung weight where where a traditional front end where the springs are down lower, you don't have a lot of weight that's moving up and down. And I think that in my brain that goes that safer.
Speaker: as safe as the motors I could be with me handling it. You need to go, hey, listen, I don't know what dealerships you guys have around you, but go test ride an Indian. An Indian will absolutely, you'll like it or you'll hate it. There's no in between. I agree. And that's the thing when it comes to Indians. And it comes to any V twin. You either love it or hate it. There's no in between. I mean, there are those people that are like, I don't care. I just need a bike. But, you know, the one of my favorite movies is the world fastest Indian with what's his name? ah The dude from Silence of the Lambs. What's his name? Anthony Hopkins. Anthony Hopkins. Yeah. Have you seen that movie? It's based on a true story about the guy that built it a twenty seven, a nineteen twenty seven Indian.
Speaker: to a bike that would do over 200 miles down on the salt flats. He's from he's from i'm i'm familiar with that, but i'm I never watched the movie. but i fuck with the true story Excellent movie. fucking movie. um but i Every time I see, well, the new Indian Scouts are gorgeous. but the older Indians, they're the they look really heavy. I'm a small guy. You put me on something, you put me on, even even me on a fat bob looks like a flea on a dog's back. like black way I'm not going to lie to you, the bike weighs like 800 plus pounds. However,
Speaker: However, it is a very well centered bike, meaning that it's got a low center of gravity. So when you throw a leg over it, you can literally stand, you can stand up with confidence, put your feet on the ground and lift the bike up off the kickstand and know that, Hey, I have control of this. It's absolutely insane. Harleys are different because like the minute you're theyre a little highight thing you're like, holy, holy crap, where's the weight going? You know, every bike is different, but, but when you get into, When you get into that Polaris line, unfortunately enough, they figured it out and they said, hey, the weight has to be lower. I mean, think about it, man. The guys that are buying these things, they don't they're not all muscle bound dudes. they're you know You got guys in their 70s and 60s, 70s 80s that are still riding. to florida
Speaker: Because they can't. Yeah, you know exactly. They're buying, like, the Dark Horse, the the Indian Chieftain Dark Horse. That is the baddest. I'm not a huge, huge fan of baggers or, like, the big dressy bikes. I like bagging them. But I want a bagger with nothing in the front of it. You know what I'm saying? Right. I just want the bags on the back. I want it to... I want it to... What is your guys' opinion on the V -Rod, the Harley V -Rod? I miss the V rod. It was a it was a shame that Porsche went away from helping with that bike because that was a Porsche motor. Here's the only downfall to that, though. That motor that motor was in the frame, basically like, if yes, they use the frame as coolant.
Speaker: you asked If you had to do anything to that bike, you better get a Porsche technician to help you because I agree. I'm not a big fan. I was never a big fan of the aesthetics of it, the styling. I thought it was gorgeous. But from my mechanical point of view, engineering dude, it was chef's kiss. Well, some of those, there's, there's a couple of them and I'll present my screen because it has tolerances on them though, but but that's, that's because it's a a German engineer. butet That's a 300 tire right there. Oh yeah. yeah yeah
Speaker: and And I like the, I don't know of myself personally. I like the aesthetics of the, of the, I i think it's nice and low. I love that, uh, that screaming, little that side air, that side air, uh, intake man that stuck out. That was super clean. I like that. Like like that's beautiful to me that I, I, I ride that. I like that low slung. I've seen better custom V rods and I have like off the factory floor. Like that one's pretty dope. Yeah. Well, though I can't remember the one I saw one.
Speaker: like everybody had an a Harley electric glide like that was the thing like let's get an electric but orrgeous road glide road king yeah those those are gorgeous man and not cheap but right it's one of those things is like uh for my problem is when i buy a bike the first thing i have to check is the ride height like you i can ride a road glide until i have to stop
Speaker: because I'm five fucking three. Oh, yeah. If you can't reach, I mean, on a cruiser, if you can't plant your feet directly onto the ground, you are going to lay down, you know, even like when I get this, they are six. I have to lower it. I have to lower it almost full edge. So you just turn turning down the spring or you put it, you got to turn it down. I just turned down this. I turned on the spring. If I turn down the spring, I can I can I can actually put my feet comfortably on Shut up. And if you were here. On your next days off, you got to go test on the damn motorcycle. If you were here. That reminds me, boys, we have to take a little quick break. And and we'll change the subject. Somebody pissy. It is Saturday night. If anybody wants to come up, the link will be in the is in the chat. And I'll put it back in when we come back tonight. We're going to do this next song. We're going to list to i check the name.
Speaker: It is pretty little poison by Tennessee Holy Water. Glick just interviewed these guys the other day. um ah that is all It's actually, they're kind of, yeah, it was last night. They're kind of a dope kind of band. I really like them. They're they're not quite Southern rock, but they're also not car quite hard rock. You know, they're right in that gray area. So let's go ahead and listen to Tennessee Holy Water. country And the other one's a little bit rock and roll. Well, not quite Donnie Marie, but they're a little bit better. because Yes. Yes, Glick. I am low energy tonight. I didn't get my nap. I that got look pretty early. Been working, bro. What you want? I've been cooking. I've been making shit tons of spaghetti. Look at that, Brian. It's a slow. It's his food bucket, dude. That's my bucket of spaghetti, dude. My bucket of spaghetti. I made that. dude Is that Halloween? Are you fucking with kids right now? like Oh, no, dude. I i literally.
Speaker: oh Dude, that'd be so fun. That would be so full Halloween. Just like give out handfuls of spaghetti i have you have to Just stand there now like you got to do that with like pongs bro like a um just throw the bag open your back just just pray it you're cute I'll give you an extra scoop there little guy if i like your guys so let's listen little Tennessee holy water We're pretty little boys.
Speaker: Every night around this time, it's like she knows I'm lonely. Rolls up when the wine has gone like a record on repeat. Leaning on old memories, talking about what we used to be.
Speaker: Just like that
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Speaker: They're they're cover arts pretty fucking cool looking. Yeah, it is See holy water with pretty little boys and I do like that fandom. I think they do really well Yeah Once again, we are back where is the nonsensical nonsense show on Saturday night Open door challenge. I believe I just dropped the link not too long ago. Yes is in the chat. I If you want to come up, all we ask is to keep your wiener in your pants and don't be racist because why not? We are, of course, on the non -essential network. There's a show every day of the week for everybody. Blaisen's new show starts on Thursday. I promise to be a little bit more awake then, guys. I mean, right.
Speaker: Well, it's one of those things. It's just it's technically just the two of us and Brian just showed up. So three of us. It's not as normal craziness. Saturday night, little low low. You know, yeah, real chill tonight. We don't have some Sasquatch pushing us around. There's a wiener on that monitor. I swear to God's do. There you go. um But yeah, every night of the week, there's men caring for men on Mondays, Flicks House music on Tuesdays, Wednesdays is what the fuck news. Thursdays is whose argument is anyways, Fridays and sports unplugged with Jarvis. Nonsense going on since it was Saturday where we dropped the lake where everybody can come up. And then Sundays, of course, is Jeff's garage. That's tomorrow. We're going to be doing a little bit of car info tomorrow. Having a little fun. What do you got there? I knew you got something to say. I could see it.
Speaker: oh bla He's got like, he's got like this. Dude, his show, his show is going to be fucking awesome. I can't wait. It's going to be so much fun. <unk> try make it with oh literally i mean for me is is my only issue What's that about Thursdays? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're with this new job. You're, what do you, what do you actually start that? So I mean, here's the deal. I've been over there this weekend and it's just kind of feeling things out. Uh, I think I go in Monday to get an offer for what they're the, Hey, this is what we're thinking about paying you. Okay. And I either step it or I decline it. And if if I decline it, then I figure out, okay, do I stay where I'm at or do I look for something different? I mean, what do I do? Is that right?
Speaker: I mean, you listen, I'm driving an hour and a half there, an hour and a half back. That's five days a week, six days a week, right? Six days a week. That's a hell of a commute though. It is a commute. It is, but people do it here all the time. it's It's all about the money. I think, I think it's what it comes down to. Uh, we did, Stacy and I discussed because we've got a camper and we did discuss like, Hey, maybe put the camper in the halfway point. Right, you know one of the parts or something like that and then she was like, I'll come and stay in the camper I'll be able to hang out with the puppy and we'll go for walks and we'll do this and that and and I was like, okay Are you comfortable doing that? and like Yeah, so we'll see we'll see how it works i mean Yeah Once again get that dealer tag and just pick a bike for the day and that could happen too that could happen too and
Speaker: You know, I got to test out this new bike that does 210. I can get home in 20 minutes. um No, it it like that's the one beauty of my job is like I was actually getting ready to take a job and basically doing the same thing I do now. But they were like, we'll pay you a salary. And I started doing the math on the salary. I was like, it's going to cost me that much to get back and forth to work. Oh, shit. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I'm good. And and then I literally worked out a deal with one of my, one of my dealers where I'm doing the same job that I was going to take. Like I have contracts with different companies. Uh, I actually technically started a company with a friend of mine called FCA services, where we do business solutions for companies. And I have contracts with like nine different companies.
Speaker: where I send them clientele. And I literally just, I'm signing one on Tuesday or Wednesday for the same job that I just applied for. The difference is it's only one state. So like, cause I do all 48 states, I do the lower 48, but the the new contract is just California. And I'm like, yeah, whatever. I don't mind calling California. Doesn't cost me anything. ro
Speaker: But the commute, oh, the commute's a bear. I have to get out of bed and come all the way downstairs. but but yeah much How much do you charge the company for gas? Funnily enough, when i I was talking to my one of my accountants, because I have three, because I have the business one, I have my personal one, and I have one for other things. ah And I was like, he's like, you know, you can write off travel to get to work. I'm like, I walk 20 feet. He's like, so 200 miles? I was like, what? He's like, well, you add a zero to that, and you could actually claim that on your taxes. Wow. Because I work 1099. I don't get a salary. I work 100 % commission. i don't Like, that's how my whole company works. If I don't sell, we don't make the money.
Speaker: So, and and there's only four of us in the company, but it's like, I have two guys. All I do is call people all day and set appointments with me. And then I have my, my, technically my partner, but I call her my boss because she tells me what to do. Uh, I don't know about you, Blaze, but I've seen that movie, The Beekeeper. I haven't seen that yet. I have seen, I did watch The Beekeeper. I didn't like it. That's the movie. That's the movie though. That's just a job. Yeah. Oh, okay. Is it really? i've well no basically you one over gey tur bro just gotta watch it now Jason Statham?
Speaker: Yeah. to say just in that just saw matthew And that's why I watched it, but it's really not that great of a movie. i love jason statement that i listen I like the, I like the, I like the fight scenes, bro. That's it. yeah yeah fight ten get out like The plot itself is just like recycled. Nobody has a great idea for a movie anymore, I don't think, dude. Well, they they say there's only six types of movies. Let me ask you a question. If you could revive a movie and start over from scratch, what movie are you going to do? And fucking you say Batman on a fucking show slot. No, because there's like 45 Batman. So which one? like um the The Escape from New York and LA franchise. Steven was talking about on on his show. He was doing that that movie show. i And I jumped up on that show. I've never seen that movie. Either one of them.
Speaker: So speaking of LA, that was with... ah pat roa pat No, it's Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. Snake. Snake. Plinskin. Plinskin. Yeah. Let's go. Let's get him. Let's go. And the only reason I know that name is because my buddy had that as a ringtone. His phone would ring and go, this is Snake Pliskin. And I was like, really? I mean, the original ones are good. And I know a lot of people don't like remakes. But I think a remake of that now um I think would do really well.
Speaker: Well, we talked about the there there's. there's ah You know how people do AI generated. Movie or like fan made movie trailer. And movie posters, there's a movie poster for twins remake. OK, and in the remake is Jason Momoa and Peter Dinklage. Peter, alcohol Peter Dinklage is the midget from from Game of Thrones. Oh yay yeah. I'm fucking in dude. Okay. I'm so in. And then I Jason Momoa and I can't remember who else. I sent it to Glick. It was Jason Momoa and somebody else in a remake of the Harley Davidson Marvel. And I was like, you know what? I saw that picture somewhere.
Speaker: I thought you had that on like your Facebook page or something. or I think I did. I think I did. But because I, Harley Beams is a Marvel man is one of my favorite movies of all time. i know I've maybe watched it 400 ,000 times. I watched it. He's trying to build a motorcycle because he loves the movie so much. Have you seen, have you watched Hell Ride yet? I have not watched it yet. I did find it so I can watch it on Prime. But once again, it's a Tarantino movie. I can't watch it with the kids. fair but whatever you get
Speaker: play like you can be watching it right now yeah um somebody has to run the show tonight nobody like playing in a pull his shirt off well but locked us to our chairs tonight we're obligated to stay here how you about sleeping Connor if you can wake him up well Connor is actually taking some time off hes his surgery starts soon okay yeah that's right i'm going to do magic leg And Steven is in my tonight. Yeah, I haven't heard hide their hair from him for a couple of days, which is not uncommon. I think he's I think he's hard at work and getting his show up and are, you know, well, in that like like these and we're doing all day today. We talked all day today because were we're building stuff for his show.
Speaker: And then I was talking to Benji today about building stuff for tomorrow's show. So like, uh, the problem with my show is like, I have, when I started, I had ideas for each episode and I had like 15 episodes written out. I've run out of ideas. Dude, don't tell me that I'm lying. not So just to let everybody out there on Thursday nights when I do whose argument it is is anyway there's gonna be some skit related comic comedy in there from a stoner perspective it's just small little clips as as the show progresses I'll get better but
Speaker: Like Glick and Jeff has really allowed me to like dump my create my creativity onto this. So I'm um i'm looking for it. And I got some ideas coming up. It's going to be a collaboration with the rest of people. It's almost like, did you explain the skits? This is my brain working. It's like you remember the old radio shows? Yeah. From the 40s where who's somebody's at the door. Yes, yeah that kind of thing. You don't see anything. You hear it. It's part of the intro. And so so Blaze sent me a script. but We're going to do one.
Speaker: Uh, for the third episode. Yes. And I, I asked if he, if he wanted to, there's one line I want Glick to do. And I asked him today, but but I haven't played the big man. I'm going to be pissed. His feet is fucking ego. Well, it is. He is playing the boss role. ah Yeah. Yeah. We'll hear about that for a month. But he has like one line. He has, he has one line at the end. but Okay. But, yeah, and and the the thing is, when you build these skits, we are not close by any means, like distance wise. So we're doing it all over WhatsApp and Snapchat to build one clip. So, like, and then, of course, I sent out a memo to everybody of video clips I want so I can build some promotional stuff.
Speaker: Nobody sent me anything yet. I have mine done. I wonder. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. I know Blaze is kind of going over your script for those. I took a break from writing and thinking about scripts yesterday. And I was going to do that today. I was going to take a break. But I go on my nature walks, I smoke some weed, and those creative juices just get going. And that's when I hit you up. I was like, oh, I got a great idea. and that's that's the beauty of my wife may be fat because i think that's what happened with her heard she smokes a little bit of weed and then her creative juices get going and then she's like hey you want to try pot roast on the taco and i'm Stoners make the best fucking... Stoners make the best food ever. Bro, listen. First time I ever got spangled with girl, I was like, she's like, Hey, I made some mac and cheese and it's in the fridge. I said, Okay, i'll I'm gonna go downstairs. I'm gonna go get the mac and cheese. I stared in the refrigerator for about 30 minutes, dude. I couldn't fucking remember what I was supposed to get.
Speaker: i I saw something today. When you guys make a peanut butter jelly sandwich, how do you make it? What do you mean? I don't use jelly. So a peanut butter sandwich? It's peanut butter. I like apple butter. I like butter. I like honey Nutella. I'm not a <unk> not a jelly guy. I saw something interesting today. It was a new take on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Normally, when you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you take one side of the bread and you put peanut butter and then you put jelly on the other. You put them together. And you got your peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This guy took a single piece of bread and he took the back end of a spoon. and yeah Have you seen that art where people lay dobs of ink or paint?
Speaker: And then they scrape it out. So it leaves a big dot. And he did that with peanut butter and jelly. But when he alternated he did it. He did a little scoop slide down with peanut butter. And then he'd do one with jelly. Then he'd do a peanut butter. All in a row. That's because she doesn't want fucking peanut butter on her fucking jelly and butter toast, dude. Well, and it I looked at it. And I'm not a big grape vlet jelly fan. I like strawberry jelly. But holy shit, I was like, that looks fucking amazing. You know, but the way my my aunt used to trick me, bro. She used to take the jelly and then the peanut butter and she put it in a bowl and mix it up real good.
Speaker: i was like like like di do That's what she used to do to us, man. she Because I told her, I was like, now I don't need the jelly. I don't want the jelly. I'll eat the peanut butter, throw some butter on one half, peanut butter on the other half. I'm good to go. Let's do it. Yeah. Peanut butter and butter. Peanut butter and banana. That's where it's at. I can't do that. and just three panana Bananas and Miracle Whip. Try that on fucking bread. That shit's fucking fire. You said banana and Miracle Whip? Bro, it'll change your fucking world, dude. I swear to God. I swear to you. I'd have to kill 14 people to do it. One of my favorite munchies is dipping the Frito Scoops into Nutella.
Speaker: Fritos, goose, like plain corn chips. They're solve unal salty. salty. Dude, it is amazing. Stacey got me on ah tater tots in Miracle Whip. Hmm. Yep. I can't, I can't be that adventurous with my food. I'm sorry. <unk> You've got to sometimes. Listen, there's things that you probably didn't eat when you were younger. that like that's That's what I'm eating now. like I'm still not fucking with mushrooms at all, but that goes anyway. not Not the kind you eat, but like the other kind. But I will tell you that this. I hated Brussels sprouts, dude, for the longest fucking time. Can't do it. Stacey made them one time. She was like, hey, listen, we're having corned beef. I didn't have cabbage. I was like, OK, so what'd you make? And she was like, Brussels sprouts. And I was like, fuck all.
Speaker: This is like just do me a favor and just taste it So oh yeah, she got me with fucking eggplant, too. I thought I would never eat that shit. I was like yeah No, wall love eating planned ah yeah my I'm not a big soup guy I fucking hate soup because let's be honest. It's just fucking tea watery it's Water that's hot with shit in it, but they have a soup here. It's called pozole i
Speaker: Oh dude the solely rocks dude hold on so So I'm I'm going to I'm gonna upload and I'm gonna play a clip I won't let me it won't let me fucking put it up. Just like the other day No, now this is this is the solely It's a very Mexican. Yes the whole leaves fuck. It's the solely
Speaker: The sole yeah That's important Mexican stew with pork like And pinto beans now pinto beans. I'm not a fan, but fuck man. These things are awesome You throw the lettuce and a little jalapeno in there with it. Holy shit. I Don't I won't make it because I don't have the patience But no, you're not going on a snapchat five
Speaker: that's not a child's safe place all the way you have a friend it's it's not it's not no uh his friend and his friend and him talk on this oh it's got chickpeas And and i'm i'm not I'm not that guy. it it you But it was one of the six. My wife does this thing. Like you said, your wife is like, just do me a favor. Try it. My wife will put the spoon in front of my face, say, eat it. Eat it. And I'm like, no, I'm good. No, I'm good. She will leave it there until I fucking take a bite. Yeah, same.
Speaker: yeah does it noises the piss they'll talk get me to fucking eat black olives and i can't do it bro i not fucking do it i like a good black but and we eat em ra but both of them are meetzza are rock but don't want it it touch black ol touched that pizza I When I order pizza, I'm like give me everything but the sink. Oh yes dude air ah ah The only thing I don't the only thing I don't like on pizzas fucking anchovies. Oh Yeah, I don't do it. in two Well, they don't set a wrench was here. But like, I do you have the Domino's app. And I'm like, Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. yeah so I got a Domino's pizza you should try, dude. The thin crust, too thin crust to a white, the garlic sauce, to spinach, onions and feta. Dude, the game changer was being cream cheese. Philly having cream cheese on pizza.
Speaker: fucking engaging They do it here. Really? Cream cheese on pizza. It's a **** game changer, dude. Instead of your regular mozzarella, haven't put cream cheese, dude. Holy **** I was when I I I saw it and I was like, yeah, that's weird. Yeah, I'll try it because they had like ah they they do promos and stuff and they have this promo. They were like, it's it's it's called the they call it the dominator It's a pizza box that big. I'll eat one by myself. It's the biggest one they make. But I can eat by myself. ah So I'll get two of those. And I was like, you know what? Kids are like, we want the cream cheese one because they had it at grandma's or something. I was like, all right, I'll take a piece of yours. I switched pizzas. I was like, you know what? You guys got mine. Just take the jalapenos off and put it on mine. Because it was fucking amazing. Fucking game changer, dude. ah Blew my mind. And now I can't get it without one.
Speaker: Listen, i I'm down to twice different stuff. So keep it coming. What other food you guys want to talk? i about that i this and i went from When I was when I first joined the Navy man, I weighed a hundred and twenty pounds I Am at my wife and I have been gaining weight every sense of them. But when I quit smoking That's what happened, man. I quit smoking cigarettes. so That's why I'm eating. I still smoke. I would taste everything. Everything is so fucking good, dude. I'm like, why am I just now tasting this like this? Your wife in the boot truck, they do they do kind of a Mex, Tex Mex kind of thing, right? Not Tex Mex, it's Tally Mex. It's Mexican. Yeah. No, Tex Mex is way different. Well, I understand. but But like, have you guys ever come down here in the
Speaker: but i have i've built to wear you yeah i've been some ah Where you need to go is Mexico City dude, I kid you not for like three dollars You can get a sandwich this fucking big On on like and I'm not talking in the restaurant. I'm talking about a street corner right outside the fucking hospital And it's oh my god Street food in Mexico is the best there is i know't i've been all over the world
Speaker: best street food on the planet is a mexico do they have pastto tacos with like the pineapple and the oh my god there like those are my fifty i get three for one fifty seven five dollars well there's like said the the is the best there is. I've been all over the world. Best street food on the planet is in Mexico. devil dog the death dogs dude
Speaker: the bacon ra ro oh my but got my place so Over by the Wendy's there's there's like two Wendy's in Mexico City So every time we go to went to Mexico City, that's the first place I fucking go like I'm off the plane What take us to Wendy's, you know, I won't go anywhere else first because I don't have them here but Just outside the Wendy's the one of the Wendy's when in Mexico City is not small my any means they have this place they sell They sell it's just fucking hot dogs but the bun is this long. It's almost two feet long and it's got 15 hot dogs in it. Holy shit. And it's got, you I mean, I swear to God, I almost bit into porcelain because there's fucking sink in it. Everything's there. And it's it's like 10 bucks. Damn. And it's fucking amazing.
Speaker: um The past door tacos, there's a place here. It's kind of, it's in the ghetto. But the guy does but the best food is Oh, yeah, and he does three taco pastor for 10 pesos, which is like 50 cents or maybe 18 cents. so here And actually no, 18 cents to a dollar. So it's less than a dollar. It's a little bit more than a dollar.
Speaker: Uh, 18 pesos to the dollar and it's 10 pesos. So it's just under a buck, maybe 75 cents you get, and I would buy, I'll buy 10 of them at a time. And I used to go, you know, I'd go there every fucking day when we lived over by his butt. And he's got like 15 different sauces there where it's like but la the last, the final one on the end is that fucking death fire. You're going to shit fire for a month. It's going to light you up. That's what we do with ice cream first, bro. So when you're sitting on the toilet at the end of the night, you're like, come on, ice cream. Yeah. You sit in a fucking ranch dressing after because your asshole's on fire.
Speaker: and dude That place there's a there they have barbacoa here, which is kind of like a pulled pork but it's um, it's uh, it's lamb and It's it's I Don't know how it's cooked but you go we go to a restaurant here at the restaurants called the shot the the like factory or something like that and all they sells barbacoa tacos is and barbecue soup. I don't get the soup ever, but they they give you a kilo for the table. And then they give you a stack of tortillas and you got all the shit right there on the table. That's all yll need like 20 bucks for the table. That's and you want for the table. Yeah. Well, he meant to that, right?
Speaker: ah the I just found out and this blew my mind there. There's a buddy mine ah I was out riding my buddy CBR and I met this dude He's got these rock around with a camera on his tell me I'm like, why are you filming? He's like, oh I do a YouTube channel He sent me his YouTube and he just kind of explores different parts of Cancun and shows people on the internet There's a red light district in in Cancun. I've lived here for 20 plus years What? It's not an area I would go by myself.
Speaker: I quickly because I'm I'm watching the video. I'm like and it said Cancun red light district. And I was like, wait a minute. 20 plus years of Mexican Cancun. I've never. No, that's not real. And then he said where it was on the video. And I was like, ah, that's why it's stuff I've been in that area. Yeah. and And let's be honest, it's horse meat, the G string. But yeah. For the price, I was like, no. ah i'm talking like he was he He didn't rattle off any prices, but I was like, considering the area, like there's there's brothels. You could tell which ones they are, because that for no reason, it's a house that says open on the window. In a big red light, it's a neon sign that says Alberto. And I'm like, hmm.
Speaker: The first time I saw him, I was with the buddy and I was like, the fuck is that? What are they? Got a taco stand in there? He's like, no, that's over else. And I've never been, but once in, but like a friend of mine was telling me the most expensive one in town is like a hundred bucks.
Speaker: For how many hours? Oh, you get like 45 minutes. that's enough ah that's a shit i i see Can I give you 50 and I'll be out 15 fuck yeah I'm not I'm not gonna put the moves on yeah, but and I was like that shouldn't like literally there's one over by immigration yeah like I'm going over I would never get my my permanent residency card and I'm sitting there and I When I was, you know, you get there super early by the time you get through the line, it's fucking dark already. And my wife and I are leaving after I was picking up my fucking residency card. And I was like. Is that and she's like, yeah, I was like, there's a warehouse like two blocks from here. Is prostitution legal in Mexico? It's a, you know, it's a gray area. It's they're not ran by the reputable places, you know, it's kind of like
Speaker: Certain people get to wake with get away with certain things here. run no more people either So you could listen to the top 20 bucks to walk down the sidewalk in the opposite direction and you're good to go. yeah Take a bus. to ah SCD test. Gotcha. Well, that's what I was going to say. It's like, uh, my wife, she's in Paris right now. And she, she, the, the whole thing that's going on in Paris right now is the scent still or no? No, no, we're not. Uh, it, I, when we, if we were to move there every dime I make, I lose 10, five cents because I'm transferring to a foreign country. Yeah. And then the taxes in France are 70%. Oh God. And I was like, you know what? So if I make a hundred grand, I can keep 60. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. It's not worth it. So, um,
Speaker: the The thing that's going on with the Olympics right now is is they do open water swim for Summer Olympics. And the yeah Paris is the home of the games this year. And the river that runs through Paris is called the Seine, or the Seine, depending on which acts they use. And for years, I'm talking 50 years, it's been illegal to swim in the Seine. because it's it's so much E. coli in it. Like if you touch it, you'll die kind of thing. So Paris spent $1 .5 billion dollars to clean the city. And the president of paris president of France and the the mayor of Paris said, we will prove to ease the protests. We will prove that it's safe by the be the first people to swim in it. And
Speaker: They were supposed to do it like a month and a half ago, but it's still the E. coli was still too high. Yeah, they say it's clean. ah The E. coli was still too high. So they changed it to last week. And my wife and I are on the phone and talking and she's there. She's at the set and watching the mirror swim. And I said to her, I said, I wouldn't get in that water without a rubber band on my dick and a cork in my ass. There's no way in fucking hell I'm getting in that water. Somebody is coming home with this, I'm sorry. What? Exactly. And I'm like, you're you're asking Olympic athletes to swim in this. And they're like, yeah, but the E. coli levels, that they're still E. coli. I'm not getting in that water. And like the first day after the mayor got in, for some reason, the president couldn't make it.
Speaker: Yeah, she did. She's swimming like a wetsuit. And it was like, it was almost like a dry shoe. Like, you know, when you get in in a dry suit, your body doesn't get wet. It's like like a dry. This poison, she take the antidote first. Yeah, like exactly. And I told my wife, I said, I wouldn't get in that water with a cork, even with a cork in my ass and a rubber band on my dick. It's not gonna happen. Because yes nasty, nasty. and The reason why the river gets like that is this is where it fucks up. And Sean, back me up. When it rains, the water gets too high and the sewage overflows into the water. Sounds about right. I'm good. I'm not swimming in that water. And when the mayor is swimming, you could actually see stuff floating in the water. But they had this whole protest a month ago set up that they were, they were called, I don't know what it's called in French,
Speaker: but it was like, everybody shit in the water. But they had it figured out. So if the if the swim is X time, if you shit in the water a couple of miles up, it'll show up just as a mayor president herzwi the They had it places where everybody could go shit. And then the the shit would show up just as everybody's swimming. it got beat me And I told my wife, you know, the day it was supposed to happen, and i I called her, I was like, did you shit in the water? She's like, no. I was like, oh, I missed top of duty. I'd have been the first motherfucker out there. I'm gonna shit right here. I'm gonna get some Taco Bell and I'm gonna let this shit rip.
Speaker: we've got vote But apparently nobody did it. Nobody, well. So Jeff, you and I were both in the Navy. Did you ever spend time on a ship? I was on the Saratoga. So you had to take a shower on the ship. I was only on the Saratoga a couple of times because it was more like transport. Okay, so you didn't take a shower on the ship. I wasn't stationed. I was going to say, if you think that that water is clean, buddy, I'm going to tell you something. Oh, no, it's not. It's got a JV -5 in it. It is probably some toilet tank water, you know, that you would use for flushing.
Speaker: Yeah, it is gray water like you we recycle that gray water what you um drink Yeah, don't drink that water out of the shower if you get a good say yeah, yeah Because like in my what I did um I Would go I would I was all over the place I was never in one place for more than three months at a time um and The first time I got on a boat, my buddy, my spotter was next to me. He's like, dude, don't, don't go shower. I was like, dude, we're going to be on the boat for like two weeks. He's like, just don't do it. Don't do it. I was like, all right. So we would take horse baths with bottles of water. Yeah. Yeah. You can't touch, you can't touch anything in the shower, dude. I promise you it's. Yeah. It's like we washed.
Speaker: We watch this shower floors with the same sponges and mops that we would, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. They would be like, oh yeah, take this sponge, go in there, wipe down the shower. Bitch, the mop will do the same thing. Watch, watch this. Let me show you. So that mop water, that nasty, that filthy, and then I would just take the shower out. This is what it's called? Huh? It's called gray water. It's like nasty, dirty water, yeah. Gray water, yeah. I spent two weeks in the brig on the ship. but What? Well, it's what happens when you decide to water ski next to the boat.
Speaker: let So, we're coming back from Australia. My buddy, one of my buddies, he's like, I bought a pair of water skis while I was and in in Australia. I was like, what the **** for? He's like, I'm ah they were really cheap when I get home. I'll ship him back to my parents house. I was like, alright. And and I was like, did they fit And we, well you know how you have the elevator to lift the blades.
Speaker: Yeah, we lowered it all the way down and it attached a 15 foot pole to it with a T bar on it. And I shimmied down the pole went water skiing. So I got in trouble. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah. You know, it's amazing how fast I can stop one of those boats.
Speaker: the going loud They're not um going very fast to begin with. This is mostly heavy steel on the water. They're like, oh, we're doing 14 knots boys. smell production Yeah. but Yeah, exactly. Moving an entire city that fast. um But yeah i i yeah, all of a sudden boats start slowing down and it stops. Like on a fucking dime, dude. you know, and you can hear it capitating because it's the they throw it in reverse and all of a sudden I hear my name getting called over the fucking loudspeaker and I'm like, oh, I'm busted. and oh shit But once again, and I've i said it before, the beauty of having an uncle is an admiral because I had his satellite with him on speed dial. Was he a pure admiral? No, he's a complete admiral.
Speaker: Like he's, supposed be nice yeah, it was. There was a lot back collection got there's a lot of things I should have gotten in trouble for. like Like, but I was also the asshole that did the more most pushups in basic than anybody because I would giggle at everything. Somebody say something funny. I've lost it. I've lost it. and And next thing you know, somebody's screaming in my face. I'm like, yeah, I'll just, don't even bother. I got it. you never one feel potato I never potatoes. once peeled potatoes either.
Speaker: had a update You know, my dad told me a story and I didn't believe it at first. My dad was in Korea and when he said basic, uh, I guess it was a basic or, or I'm not sure where he was, but They were going over, if you fuck up, you're gonna do this, this, this. And my dad literally looked at the guy in the eye and says, listen, the first time you put me on KP, you ain't gonna get shit. And everybody was like, oh, this motherfucker is on KP for life. Not once, not once did he do KP. And I was like, how the fuck did you pull that off? He's like, I don't know, but I wasn't gonna do shit. So we had to do it like, we had to do it in basic for a week. I didn't.
Speaker: You didn't have to, i was like but it wasn't, it wasn't that hard. It was just, so you got like a week full of dumb ass work that you had to go do. Like I literally unloaded semi trucks of food. That's it. yeah And then I slept behind the brick behind the big bread racks. I'd be like, all right, we're going to take turns sleeping here. Like you get, well i mean i didn that that's it I did my junior year of high school. I did a delayed entry. So I actually, I did basic during summer break of junior year, senior year, I went to butts during summer break. What's, what's that butts? Navy SEAL training. Oh, okay. And then right after I got out of high school, three weeks later, I was in sniper school.
Speaker: So I like my, my basic and buzz was different because I was, I was, I was literally the youngest one there. Cause I actually, uh, when I started kindergarten, I actually started a year late. So technically everybody in class, I was the oldest one in class every year. And so I turned 18. Well, I was turning 18 right after junior year or summer and they're like, yeah, you can, Cause I turned, I turned in December and they're like, yeah, you can go. So in 2018, I was in basic during summer break. So when I got back to high school, I was basically already in the Navy. I got paid to go to high school. Dope. But I got, you know, first class. So my delayed, my delayed enlistment on that was I, I signed at 17, but that was with parent permission.
Speaker: Right. So I was getting paid. I was getting paid, but I didn't get the paycheck until after basic, but I was getting paid from the the time I signed my contract for like that first six months. And then come when you got your actual paycheck and basic, because before we were getting paychecks, they were giving us these little fucking stupid coupon books. They're like, Oh, you need to go to the PX and and buy shaving cream or something. You got to use, you know, the coupon. you yeah you
Speaker: you can't use anything but like you they you have You know how in high school you have a job after school? My job after school was go to the recruiting office. No, like my job after school, I'd have to go to the recruiting office. So I would like i've worked in the recruiting office for two years. Oh, yeah, I didn't do that. shit I went to the recruiting office and they were training us on dumb stuff that like we had to know going in. Like, hey, we're going to teach you like break structure and stuff like that. I wasn't pulling the tension. Oh, I didn't. need a Because that was part of the delayed entry program because I joined about a month before summer break. And they're like, well, you're going to go to ah basic right after some right as soon as summer starts. Like day school went out. I had a day off.
Speaker: and then I left for basic and uh that whole month before they're like come into the recruiting office. We'll get you ready for everything. I went and sat there and gooped off um and then quickly learned a basic. That's not the thing to do. Um but like because I was technically already in the Navy, they're like, you can't go get like a regular job. This isn't the **** reserves. Your job is after school. You just come to recruiting office and you're technically a recruiter
Speaker: And then after those friends up to like, Hey, you should come in and do it. Oh dude, I tried. I tried to read about, I couldn't get nobody to say I was terrible at it. Cause if like they were like, if you get two people to sign up, we'll jump you up a rank. Not really. They said, Oh, you took ROTC? I said, yeah. They said, how many years? I said, how many years does it take to get to the highest rank that they'll that you'll give us? They say, yeah, they'll do four years and you become an E3. That's a lot of three years, but I want to eat three. Yeah, by the time i would if you have somebody go in the military with you, we'll make you any. It's like a mother program, right? He's like a partner brother, brother program where you and your buddy leave the same day and you're in the same class. We did that. But then you know what happened right after that, dude, like,
Speaker: They split us up and he went to the west coast and I went to the east coast. Really? I was like, you motherfuckers, dude. I had a point in the ball like, we were going to stay together the whole time. Like, we' we're going to do basic together. Then we're going to go like to the same kind of schooling and shit. But he was like, oh, I want to be a cook. And I was like, that noise. Yeah. no ha are cool no So he went to be a cook and I wanted to be a firefighter. So. Oh, you went different. So you were you weren't seeing that you were firemen. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. When I, well, I was too, I was like, there's, there's seamen firemen and airmen in the Navy. They're all the same rank, but it's like, I wouldn't say different divisions. It's like different, um, well, they're call. Sorry. Uh, what is, what's, um, specialties. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like, if you were, if you were going right to the fucking boat, you were seeing it.
Speaker: But you could if you went into like CBs, which is construction, you would be firemen. If you went into where you were going to be on the boat, but you're like aircraft and controller orcraft or aircraft, aircraft, that's Airdails. ah air So when I went in, when I went into Buds, I was E3. And I went into Buds and ain't no fucking joke. tell on her. I don't recommend it to anyone. And then after I got on a buds, I yeah went back to school. And then right after high school, ive the day after I graduated, I was off at sniper school for six weeks.
Speaker: It's hard to shoot. coffee i know
Speaker: Well, you know, you know, why do you know why snipers only close one eye? Why? Because if they close both, they can't see shit. i mean
Speaker: But like when I was in when I was in the Navy. and You know as a sniper I was I was literally like but the the Davies pit bull like you see this guy He's a bad guy. Go get him. All right. I'll be back But I did meet some really cool people all of the world I did some training with the RA RAF or not are the ah British version of us Ross Florida God is that cricket in here? I Don't know is there
Speaker: I'm like, I'm in my bedroom and I just heard a fucking click. No, not like that. Like it was, that was here like, I pitched into it. You didn't hear it. I didn't hear it, but it's, you know, I enjoyed my time in the military. I don't, I don't like, we were all in the military. Would you guys give it a chance when you do it again? Yeah, go back to we going back to 1718. Would you bring up? No, I would. Oh, I loved it. Because I was, you know, me being who I am, like, like, hey, there's a chick. I'm going to have sex with them. Yeah. What? I've been around the world twice physically, but biblically, I've been around about 50. You know, I was just saying.
Speaker: Where the hell Brian drop? I think he's going to go kill that cricket. Or his wife yelled at him. Well, we are coming up with you we are coming up on another break. Let's go ahead and rock that. But before before we do, before we do, I want to i want to i want to shamelessly plug Thursday again. so Yeah, go ahead. I already mentioned the topics earlier, three topics and the arguments. i'll so I'll say him again later, but two things real quick. One, you guys remember the Chupacabra story. So Charlie, the Chupacabra joins me on the narration and skits on on the show. Nice. And so right now I'm going to go ahead and play for everybody a little snippet of an intro coming out here in a couple of episodes. And what is up with Brian? And here we go. they' just camera
Speaker: Oh man, right in the middle of the kill street. Yo, Charlie man, what's up? What you need, dude? Man, I called you like three times. Where are you? What are you doing?
Speaker: What do you mean, what am I doing? It's Wednesday. Playing video games, listening to what the fuck news, and smoking some weed, man. What's up? No, dude, it's Thursday and the show's about to start. Man, it's all good. I'm going to take one more rip while you roll that intro.
Speaker: ah Nice. Little snippet. Yeah, a little little snippet of the intro. I like how that works. Those are the skits we're talking about. And I have a question, though. Did you find that recording of the bong hit or is that you actually take a bong hit? I found that recording of the bong hit. I actually don't currently own a bong, weird, but yeah. That's kind of a, I assumed you had as many as you did to have dildos. I used to, I used to have. When I was in Oregon, I moved to Kentucky, I got rid of a lot of stuff and downsized.
Speaker: Oh, that's a great subject for the next section here. So we're gonna we're gonna go ahead and play this next song. This is Hunter Lott. and his song, Wild Side. Also, another interview from Blix House Music on, technically it's coming up Thursdays, but that one was on a Friday. Everything you see or hear about on the show, we do on the nonsensical network. You can see there at the bottom of your screen on the scroll, bio .link slash non -sexual network. You can find everything we do. Do you say not sexual? Well, when Blix here, it's non -sexual. When I'm here, it's super sexual.
Speaker: It's not essential. But let's go ahead and listen to a little Hunter Lott in Wild Side.
Speaker: Baby, the second time I've seen you looking my way for a while now
Speaker: I can tell you a time, any time of the day I take you out But you don't know, I was born just a little on the wild side So maybe we can go for a ride To strut my arms, fit me around, take me down
Speaker: Smile, you got me wild So lock me down and let the spark be met The way you're holding me tight is really testing my pride So just for tonight, I'll show you my wild side Yeah,
Speaker: I know that you've heard from the vibe that I'm normally the guy
Speaker: Feelings in the moonlight I've been told you was born just a little on the wild side So maybe we can go for a ride Turn my arms, spin me around Take me down, you know I wanna taste your smile
Speaker: I'll show you
Speaker: Strive miles, spin me around Take me down, you know I wanna taste your smile You got me wild, so lock me down and let the swamp ignite The way you hold any time is really testing my pain
Speaker: There it is. Hunter Lott with Wildside. I like that kid. He's got a good vibe to him, you know. We are back once again for our fourth hour of nonsensical nonsense. Yeah. according to the. What's happening? I'm seeing three hours. Yeah, well, we're going into the fourth hour. Fair enough. Fair enough. Stoner. So once again, where is this nonsense? Well, nonsense. I'm Jeff and Blazin is here with me tonight. Normally, we have more people on here, but you've got stuff to do. I'm a family. I've got surgery, blood, like
Speaker: It's it's a podcast people are supposed to be here. Well, here's here's here's my theory man Across the country people are about to start so kids are about to start school again So I think like this is like one of the last hurrah weekends for family time. I agree Yeah, I agree which one if you're out there spending time with your family, that's awesome, but you should be Yeah, yeah, but you should be
Speaker: Non -casual nonsense. Non -consensual nonsense. Oh, God. No, he forced it on you. So ah I'm going to drop the link again. That way, if anybody wants to come up, they can. um We just ask you to keep that wiener in your pants because I don't need to see it. I already saw Glick's boobs today. I don't need to see. Oh, no. No boobs. Definitely don't need no boobs. If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's do. yeah What did you figure out what that's from? that Yeah, yeah, it's frickin Morty season one episode four and it's a David David cross Dave cross is playing. Yeah He's got one of those recognizable voices if he says something you let you know who said it It's fucked. he's He's also underrated He can be a bit overrated sometimes, but he's underrated most You know who else is underrated Brian Posey?
Speaker: He's that tall goofy guy in like Spin City or some shit like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He's, he's a metal head. Brian Posey, he came out with a comedy album back. like god damn years ago, like 2001 or something like that called nerd rage and it is one of his best. Definitely one of his best. Oh, yeah. I know that guy. He was he played the the geologist on on Big Bang Theory. That dude is hilarious. He did. yes Yeah, he did a skit. Uh on I know it wasn't SNL. It was something else that he was on where he was he was he
Speaker: He would go everywhere with his iPad, iPod, and tells you how old the skin is. But he's like, I'm going to go walk this door, but I'm going to do it hard, cool. Every time. Was that that that the Sarah Silverman show? It might have been. Hey, Sean. Yeah. let it's not london Hey, what's up, man? im like So Sean is a buddy of mine. He's he's an Iowa now or Idaho, Idaho. yeah And, uh, but I met this motherfucker in Phoenix, Arizona when I was living there. Nice. He was, but he was probably, he was, he was one of my roommates, one of the, my best roommates to tell you the truth. Yeah. yeah were remind saying He did the, he did the, uh, the skit. Unless let me get through this because it's going to bother me if I don't, uh, where he, everywhere he's going, he's like, I'm going to go listen to.
Speaker: hardcore music. And everybody thinks he's listening like some fucking like Norwegian death metal or something because they can't hear it. And his buddy one day, the dude sets down his iPod to go to the bathroom or something. And it's literally just spin doctors over, over, over. I really think that was on the so Sarah Silverman show. It might have been, I don't know. He played a gay guy and then his his boyfriend lived with him too. But what else did I see him on? Wasn't he on? You're talking about that that big goofy dude. Yeah, i'm go so ra get through the glasses. And I know you're talking about. Yeah, if you guys if you guys have never listened to a stand up nerd rage, is a poitarian it is a is he's he's he's kind of monotone.
Speaker: You know, he is a major metalhead and he at one time he had his own fucking metal man, dude. It's amazing. Oh, no shit. Yeah. He's like a nerd that's in the middle. He is. he Yeah, that's what he is. He's a metal nerd. And that's like well his whole fucking stand up shit. That's a rare genre. Yeah, it it really is. So before the break, War Corps comedy. Before we before the break, you mentioned ah downsizing. who me ah what i yeah you when when you move when you moved you got rid of like old bongs and I you know yeah um have you ever seen the movie last looks it's in 2021 it's Charlie Hunnam Mel Gibson's in it it's on I believe it's on Prime
Speaker: I'm not a big Mel Gibson fan, not like i'm not either his older movies or. bubble Come on, come on. You know, you know, the Mel Gibson fan, the best movie ever made is Braveheart. Come on. His his older movies are good. But it was do actually Braveheart's like that, that line in the sand, where like right where he is. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Well, payback. Oh, wasn't that OK? I thought it was ran no ransom was worse. payback. and look good ransm look good also you know payback is way better yeah I don't remember payback. That was when he was dating a, his chick was on drugs.
Speaker: but
Speaker: Yeah. hard for good worse i think so last look The reason why I bring up last looks is um i'm looking that box time the concept of the movie is And I'll give you the little tagline they have here. And so the disgraced cop seeks solace by moving to the woods, but his quiet lifestyle comes to an end when a private eye recruits him to investigate a murder. And Charlie Hahn pays the main character, but he's got this weird thing. He he can only own 100 items. I've heard you talk about this before. and What's it called again? Last what? I'm looking it up right now.
Speaker: yeah that's's all It's i got i am pick I was a fan of his you know off of Sons of Anarchy, but then that Last season you that last season you see his British accent come out and it's like oh you're a bit me I Love Sun's energy. Don't be wrong. i'm I'm watching it like that's time But the the concept of, and what I want to kind of discuss is the concept of the minimalistic lifestyle of that hundred items. Like in the movie at one point, somebody tries to hand him a post -it note with a phone number. He's like, can you not hand me that? Cause I can only own a hundred things. It's like his stick. Like he's, he's settled. Like he doesn't even own a car. He rides a bicycle, like a 10 speed bicycle, like fucking a speed racer guy. What's his name? Um,
Speaker: email her one No, what's the one nut buggy that did Tour de France? ah Oh, Armstrong? Yeah, like Lance Armstrong. ah Like, that's kind of Viking, right? So this is an older one. but Obviously, it's not decked out. And one of them is this camper that he lives in in the middle of fucking woods. The whole movie, he he he doesn't want to own more than 100 items. And it's one of those things I don't think I could do it. It's not on Prime. It says it's on Prime on mine.
Speaker: last Last looks. Yeah, it it is on Prime, but you got to rent or buy it. Oh, really? I got it for free. On what? On Prime. But once again, my Prime is different from yours. You know what? You know what sucks like when those VPN apps started coming out like ExpressVPN and all that shit You're like, oh you can watch Netflix and blah blah blah and other regions all those fucking streaming companies put the kibosh on that shit Yeah Pissed me off man because I was watching yeah like Netflix in like the French region and it was like all these movies It's not out here. and Yeah, it's like ah oh, it's like
Speaker: My wife being in France, we wanted to watch, there was a movie on HBO and it's a chick flick, whatever, but it looked funny. And it's got the guy from FX, the guy that was the, he played McCauklin in Cocktail, McCauklin. He played the Tom Cruise's mentor in Cocktail. He's in it and I find him hilarious in it. and And I was like, let's watch this. yeah We kind of watch it together. We watch it at the same time and then discuss it. Because she's out of time. She can't get HBO Max there in France. It's not available. It's not available for streaming. Another reason why I was like, yeah, we're not moving to France. What? You can't just download HBO Max and watch it? The app is not available. Like, for instance, you guys have Hulu. I can't get Hulu here. No shit.
Speaker: I can't get Hulu. I have star. You guys don't have stars star. Starworks. No, it's called star. S T A R. No, it's a fuck it's and it's literally just like Hulu. But like that's where I watch scrubs and I watch Sun's or Anarchy's on there. But it just recently merged with Disney, which is kind of weird because more of energy on Disney. Who merged with Dave? I type in this web address and you can get every TV show for fun. I already got that. I already got. I already got TV DB dot CC. I got that and then I got my flickster dot com. Sean, but should you should you should snap me that that link. he Yeah, my flickster works. You don't you don't type in dot com. You just type in TV D as in David B as in boy dot CC. That's the web address.
Speaker: I'm not going to remember. I don't know. Every dude, every trip in with me, every TV show. But eventually, after like nine months or so, they're going to they want to charge it. OK, but I hate. I hate. I hate to. I hate to have you repeat yourself. But what's that again? I'm going to type it down. TV. D as in David B as in boy dot CC. OK, cool. In the private chat, boys, I just sent you the my flickster link. I think that I should use my flickster. Yeah. I use that one all like i you and I were talking about Bridgerton today, which it super fucking. Yes, I'm a giant fag. I don't care. That should be awesome cancer. But is that a british that's a British show, right? No, it basically it's on Netflix where you guys are. But it's basically a it's 1760s. I love it. It's basically Downton Abbey. What was sex scandals?
Speaker: Yeah, it's fucking awesome because it's like it every year the the town comes together and all these girls that are coming of age find a husband and Then there's this lady whistle down. She writes a column. Nobody knows who it is and she spills all the tea You know tells everybody's gossip and the whole fucking town is like we love this fucking gossip. Who's this bitch? And everybody. No, it's it that's the thing. It's like they that's not network nobody's fucking everybody. It's like it's very. It back then, a woman could not be alone in a room with a man because that's a huge fucking scandal. So that stuff doesn't happen. But like it's it's little stupid shit that you and I today would be like, who cares? She's she walked in the hallway.
Speaker: that the hallway You had a conversation with a man that's not your husband. Exactly. Or not even engaged to, you know, like what when these women would meet up for dates, the guy would come to the house and be like, I'm here to call on your daughter. They would sit in the living room and talk and the mother would be sitting on the other side of the room or arranging flowers. Well, he talks to the dad. Yeah. And it's not like like I want to take you beyond the bush. But yeah, it's it's it's hard to explain until you watch it.
Speaker: It's like, hey, hey, I want to fuck your daughter, but I need to ask you first. Be respectful. This weird thing where once you watch like two or three episodes, you're fucking hooked. That's what I love about TV shows. And that this show, and like I said, this it starts off a little slow. But then once you the queen, the the cool thing about the show is ah people are people were kind of pissed at first when it first came out because the queen is played by a black woman. ah You know, it's it's which there everybody's like that's not accurate that who gives that yeah doctor you know So it's it's it's woken that way but it's not overly woke words like oh I must you know, it's not that But the cat the the the woman that quays plays the Queen She's fucking spicy. She's just like Without in the parlots of the times
Speaker: She's like, oh, bitch, watch this kind of thing. But in that in in the verbiage back then. But it's this weird thing. I can't get another guy to watch it so I can discuss it. But Bridgerton, OK. Yeah, eyes will i was hopely girl like like I will. the time. Steven's wife watches it and she's like, oh, fuck yeah but she doesn't talk to me. She's just because she's kind of like that wallflower. Yeah. But I watch every I watch every TV show there is to watch. I haven't seen this one, but I will watch it just so it's worth it. It's fun. But not only that. There is. Put it gently, mild nudity in it, mild. Well, it's like boobs, you know. Yeah, I'm going to say that's not like dude nudity, is it? Well, the the crazy thing is
Speaker: And I'm going to give you a name and you'll you'll recognize it when you hear her name but on your watch. So the girl that plays Penelope, I think she's fucking gorgeous. She's, uh, well, she played a dark dairy girls. She's, she's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very British, like real British, not like, I'm pretending to be British, like she's British. Not a huge actress in the parlance of our times, but there's something about this chick. Every time I see her, I'm like, she's pretty. yeah But she's a good actress, too. And in the season, she's not a small person. You know, she's she's full figure, we'll put it. She's thick in all the right places. Oh, in all. She's very British, as Leggy says.
Speaker: But ah she's she's not a small person. you know she's she's she's a She's not the kind of girl that you would say, I went to the steakhouse and bought a bone. You bought the steak. you know And the newest season, her character, shows them beautiful movies that she's got. And people, look, he's sick. She, and somebody asked her about it in an interview. And they're like, what do you think about women your're you're like you showing their breasts? And she, she her, and it was kind of like a so halfway dig, like of a fat girl, you know, basically what they said. And she's like, I just happen to be one of those women that are part of the perfect breast community. And I was like, but this is my bitch. I love this bitch.
Speaker: And she's right. They're perfect. Yes, you do. legyly Yes, you do. I didn't know you were still around. I thought you had went to sleep. I know it's like probably four in the morning. Stick us to bed. That's what she does. But the show is is it's it's it's made by the same same woman that made Grey's Anatomy. Oh, OK. It's her production company, but it's based on a series of books. And there's nine books in each book. Well, and it sounds dumb, but like I'm not, I'm not a reader. However, I did find the books in audio format on YouTube and when I'm working answering emails and shit, I'll listen to the audio book while I'm working. And the books are obviously, as they all are better than the movie or better than the show, but the show it's got this,
Speaker: it sucks you in where as a guy, I'm watching this. I was watching it with my wife when it first came out. And I was, and you know, when your spouse is watching TV and you walk in and you kind of, you're grabbing something next, you're just, what are we watching? We're talking about, or Jeff's talking about Bridgerton. Is that the name? Bridgerton. Bridgerton. So you show on Netflix or Amazon? Yeah, hold on. I mean, pull up. free So it's like it's it's set in like the 17, 1800s. And it's this um i'm I'm just I'm just repeating what what would would what what he told me. But yeah, I love shows set in that time. I love Westerns. I love like it's like an adult. So there's my girl Penelope right there. She's gorgeous. Look at it. Hold on. Let me expand this so I can see. So don't know. But, you know, look at her. She's gorgeous.
Speaker: yeah and But it's it's so fucking good. That's our name. Nicola, Nicola I Can't pronounce her last name. That's the direction No, she was dad literally She's known for harlots and dark dairy girls dairy is uh, that show is very British it What's about a very British as in like I It is. There there you go. And it's a poor man's pride. dinner You know, you know, when you're watching a British show because they have like the continuous shots, they don't like cut, they don't do cut like the cut scenes. like Well, and yeah Dairy Girls is one of those shows like as Americans that don't hear British slang a lot. You might have to watch that episode three or four times before you get to all the jokes.
Speaker: Oh, absolutely, dude. I try to watch the British version of The Office. yeah do and but can So dry. So dry. I can't understand what they're saying. They're British actors. I actually dated a woman. my Before I met my wife, I was dating a woman. She's South African. And her best friend was British. And her best friend gave me a stack of DVDs of old classic British TV shows, like Porridge, Keeping Up Appearances, to the point where I became pretty good at getting the jokes. But like, Monty Python ain't got shit on some of these shows. Like, Monty Python is is ah they can understood by the... Well, he's kind of like the the poor man's British
Speaker: guy for everybody, where suddenly it's like Porridge. Porridge was set in the 70s and Ashes to Ashes is excellent. I started to watch a little bit of it. I haven't gotten to it. My best friend. But like, Porridge is in the 70s. It's about a guy that literally he's out of, he's in jail more than he's out, but it's a British comedy. and it is hilarious to the point where i was i I spent like two years watching nothing but British television. What's Ashes to Ashes? I'm so lost. Ashes to Ashes is another British TV. I'm so lost. We're going to make a drink.
Speaker: Yeah, I honestly, I prefer like some Canadian comedies like Letter Kinney, Shorzy, Trailer Park Boys, fucking the old school Red and Green show. shit Like that's always I've never seen a full episode of Red and Green. Oh, that shit was the shit back in the way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on. You said Canadian shows. Mm hmm.
Speaker: You said The Red Green Show? Yeah. Back in the day, in the late 90s. Yeah. Dude, that was like a Midwest. They played it here in Iowa on PBS. Yeah. Way back in the day. As is The Ashes. It's kind of a spin -off of another show. What's the name of the other show, Leggy? Dust of Dance? No, Ashes to Ashes is as a show. It's it's a woman. She's a she's a detective. And after she's an investigator for the FBI, she gets shot in 2008 and she wakes up in 1981. And, you know, she's an investigator cop. What was the other one? ah ah It was about a guy who wakes up in the 70s.
Speaker: It's called It's another it's another based on a Bowie song. What's the other one? Oh You're doing some fucking life on Mars life on Mars is the original It's about a cop in in this in the I guess it's early 90s When did the one of this oh life on Mars came out in in like 98 and I started to watch Life on Mars. Basically it's about a cop. he He's investigating a a kidnapping and and like serial kidnapper or murderer kind of guy. And he gets hit by, he he's driving and he gets he gets mildly frustrated. He gets out of his Jeep Cherokee and gets hit by a car. And he wakes up in 1970s and some cops like, what are you doing here? And he's like, I was in my Jeep. And he's like, so you showed up in a military vehicle.
Speaker: So it's like this real fish out of water story, but he's investigating the same crime that he was investigating in the 90s back in the 70s. And it is really good. I haven't finished it yet. um After I get done with it, I'm going to watch the Ashes to Ashes, which is the ah ah newer version. Like Ashes to Ashes came out in 2008. but But some accents in British television, is they're thick like fucking oil, dude. Oh yeah, that's what that's what I was talking about. like and understand To the point where like my ex -girlfriend, she had a really thick South African British accent and her best friend,
Speaker: I swear olive oil came in out of her mouth all the time because she's crazy thick British accent. Well, I over over the course of that 10 years that I was with that girl and her and hang out with her friend all the time, I learned it all where I was like, I get it, you know, and, ah you know, and right. Actually, you understand it. And when Bridgerton came out three years ago, I mean, you know, um I'm one like, I watched The Handmaid's Tale. Because I thought there was going to be boobs in it. Because I'm that guy. Which is that show? You want to talk about something? Suck you in. Watch The Handmaid and Dale. That'll fuck you up. Dude, I've never been more disappointed in any TV show than I was with Game of Thrones. How dare you, sir? I waited. OK, so I'm a binge watcher. I've been watching. I'm on my 12th watch. I hate waiting. I am too.
Speaker: I keep waiting for the next season for a whole year. so all And everyone told me this is the best show ever. Dude, I loved it. Best show ever. So I waited. I didn't watch anything until the show was done. And I binged watched it all. I did too. I did the same thing. I waited. I waited too. I'm sitting here going, are they done talking yet? yeah I'm like, I fast forwarded 40 minutes and they're still talking about the same goddamn thing. Oh, do i know and the thrones gamema thrones oh there is a lot of talking in Game of Thrones. I get that. However, hold on. And then everyone kept telling. Oh, the mountain, the mountain. Oh, the biggest. That's a big motherfucker, dude. I'm like, I'm like, I watched the whole shit. What did he do the whole fucking time? Got exactly what chopped the horse out.
Speaker: He chopped a horse in half and got his ass beat by Pedro Pasco. Yeah. And bare and then turned into some weird monster that you never saw his face until. And then never did anything but besides intimidate people. He was a big one. Everyone talked about it. Oh, and then and then everyone kept telling me, oh, you see, you can see Khaleesi naked all the time. Oh, yeah, you can. I'm like, how did I miss that? You didn't, I didn't, I didn't see it because you fast forward to like 40 minutes. That first fucking season, the first two seasons, Amelia Clark is making more than she's got clothes on.
Speaker: Leggy Leggy, I'm sorry, but Breaking Bad is actually a really good show like the writing is awesome the best shot is amazing like i like yeah after the first lady these is became competed we became to her yeah I could I've never finished it and Breaking Bad is really good Breaking Bad is off so is fuck awesome. It got it got very repetitive to me Well, like I said, like I said, Game of Thrones, I'm on my like 15th or 20th watch. I love me Samaria Stark, that is one bad bitch. With a little bit of storage. Oh, dude. Oh, they should have. did Dude, i they should have done a spin off with her and the Hound. I agree. I love the Hound. He is one of the funniest motherfuckers. He's awesome. He's a great British actor. Dude, he's I've seen him at other shows also.
Speaker: Yeah, there's one word and I think Ramsey Bolton would have had a really fucked up spin off to who the guy Ramsey Bolton, the guy that cut off the dude's dick and then intimidated him with it. I only watched like the show now. I only watched the first season on a new show called it's like a gladiator show now. It's like he who dies or you're about to or he who is about to die. I think it's a show called. That game of thrones Ron now. Well, you've seen you saw John Wick. Of course. Is so you know in the. Yeah, you know the guy that that steals his car and kills his dog. Yeah, he yes. Game of Thrones dude. He's on the new show just talking about. That's what I thought. I think that's him. I bet you anything that's him and and the guy like Ramsey Bolton. Yeah.
Speaker: The dude that tortured him, I think. Yeah. That dude's got some of those. That's not.
Speaker: One click. I want to just bring you for it. It's like a gladiator type show. Yeah. What's his name? ah You and me both, like you and me both. Got to find out the guy that named that played Ramsey Bolton. What's his name? But. instead of my back. I'm not going to finish that.
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Speaker: Jesus. The price that it must have cost to do Dim Game of Thrones is just, Erwin Rayhorn is his name. open I know I get a lot of hate for this, but dude, I could not. It was awesome Game of Thrones. And OK, this is the last point I want to make about the Game of Thrones. The last season. OK, that was a shit shit. what Once they got over the wall, they spent like what seemed like a month getting to where they had to fight the walkers and convincing everybody to join. This is what I think about Yell's conversation. I'm sorry, I'm still in your shit, Jeff.
Speaker: a You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Point next to him.
Speaker: I don't care. I, you know, the the beauty of Game of Thrones comes down to it's great storytelling right up until that last season. And I don't have a problem. yeah last season but okay Once they found the walkers, they're like, Oh, oh, Jon Snow, you got to go send word. Like they spent like a month getting to where they were. Jon Snow made it back to the wall in an hour. yeah He's like, yeah, okay. let's His uncle picked him up, you know, covered in fire. Yeah, you guys are not selling the show to me at at all. No, I'll tell you what, though. Oh, it's it's not a bad show. You know, I watched the first season and I'm like, eh, first season is the worst season, one of the worst. Well, they did. And they did Jason Momoa. Like everyone told me. Dirty dude. He did it. Oh, he's a badass. And then like, I'm like, he didn't do anything. Same as the mouth. But the the.
Speaker: It's basically everybody's at one point there's like five Kings and everybody wants to. It was the anticipation for the next episode that just drew everybody in. Yeah. i'll speak the try Like I haven't, I've watched season one of House of the Dragon and you want to talk about those slowest burn of history until that last fucking episode. I haven't watched season two yet. It's so boring. And then at the end of the episode, it's like, oh, shit, that happened. Yeah, something. Yeah. Well, that's the one, you know, not to go back to Bridgerton, but there's there's that element of holy shit. But there's also. There's structure in there. It's not just thrown together because it's good, you know, it's not thrown in there because, yeah, there's a plot there and it.
Speaker: it My wife was like, so you're going to watch your porn with a plot? And I said, yeah, because that's what she calls it. Because I've i've i've watched it like three times already. Good porn doesn't have a plot.
Speaker: It literally became became one of those things. like because And it's not even a lot. It's not gratuitous. It only happens like three episodes throughout the season that you see anything. Yeah, but the the tea and the the gossip is it sucks you in you're like this bitch I can and of course that first whole first season you're trying to figure out who the the person that's filling the tea is Yeah, and then you're trying to find out who well in the second season You're like, I hope this bitch don't get caught because Queen's like I don't like this And then the third where the third season you're like, I hope this bitch finds this, you know, in it's it's
Speaker: It's it's got good points and bad. I'm actually going to check it out for sure. It's I enjoyed the shit out of it. Yes, I am very classy, but I like to see boobs, so I'm OK with it. Well, like mature shows, you know, i like I like real shit. Right. Did you ever watch it? Do you ever watch the show on Sci -Fi channel? It was called Deadly Class. now Be right back, guys. I never really had the side by channel for very long. Oh, man. It was such a good concept. It was it was a school. It's set in the 80s. OK. It was a school in somewhere in the US. I think it was like New York or some shit. But it was like so you have all your gangs out there or clicks.
Speaker: you You got your Yakuza, the Russian mob. You got the Italian mob. What are we talking about now? They send their kids to the same school. Remember the show Deadly Class? It was only one season. But OK, so all these gang. They send all our kids to the same like high school, like make them better killers and better leaders. Like a superhero school killer. OK. You go like a little nipple.
Speaker: she staged She said she has her own boots. She has no desire to see anybody else's. Yeah. Boobs are cool. it's like I have my own talk. I have no desire to see anybody else's. Agreed. Yes. Unfortunately, it's kind of a part of porn. It's not as cool. That actually reminds me of a Ron White joke. Yeah. Yep, yep. I had a joke about him in Hawaii.
Speaker: Sorry, I can't hear anything. I had to turn my AC off. No, it's okay. ah No, but like, ah i I started to watch a show on, I think I watched it on Prime and I found it was canceled after first season and I was pissed and it was only canceled. It wasn't canceled because it was bad. It was canceled because nobody
Speaker: There's about this girl that dies in high school. I remember. And she she find out. Petri, she Petris Farms remembers. She she when she dies, she's stuck in the school building. But so is everybody else that's ever died in that school building. Oh, yeah, I watched that one. Yeah. And I was like, it was so good. And then they fucking canceled it. Yeah. Have you ever seen the show Dead Like Me? Yes, I loved that show. Probably. Well, it's a girl. It's about a girl. She dies. She gets she she's like 18. She just got her first job and this is a temp agency. And as she's going to lunch, she gets killed by a space shuttle's toilet seat. And when she dies, she becomes a grim reaper. And it's a group of grim reapers that before people die, they touch them and take their soul before they get killed.
Speaker: and then escort them to wherever. yeah And once you take so many souls, you get to go beyond. And it start had Mandy Batinkian in it. It had the um and decent cast. It was really good. And I think they only did like three or four seasons. It's on prime as well. I enjoyed the shit out of it. Here's a British show that I actually, I actually enjoyed. I really did enjoy. It's called Misfits. Yeah. That's pretty good. see yeahp It's about a group of like young, like, like late teens, early twenties. They're all in like, uh, doing some kind of community service. Cause they're all like, and they get like, and they, yes. And they get these like yeah superpowers and all that shit. but Yeah. no
Speaker: No, I'm thinking of a different one. Good old. I messaged Blaine. I messaged Blaine. About two months ago, I messaged Leggy. I found a British TV show and it was made in I would say easily the 90s. Just by the way, it was shot and and what people talked about in the show. It was called Wolf Blood. And it was about a family of werewolves. The CGI is horrible.
Speaker: but it's because it was made in like 91. And I think it even plays takes place in in like Scotland or england or Ireland, I'm not 100 % sure, but it's about this this girl and her family, they're werewolves, nobody knows. And they don't transform like normally what you'd think a werewolf would be, like a person like that just looks like Glick, They turned into actual wolves, like Twilight wolves, but normal size. It's it was actually a decent show. And then after the second season, the main girl character left the show and I never finished it because it wasn't as good. But it was actually really decent. It's called Wolf Blood. It's on Prime. Don't you got like drive sometimes hate it when they switch up the character?
Speaker: No, they didn't switch. up car Like the the. The character in her family got, quote unquote, found out in a secret werewolf organization, moved them to Canada. And you're like, OK, she'll be back in like a couple of episodes. No, she never fucking came back. I was like, fuck this chill. It was Wales. I apologize. No, it reminds me of Spartacus. Did you ever watch that? No. Yes. I've watched Sparta. Yeah. That was a good show. what that and like for show Like when we watched, but you know, we all, we all watched that 70 show when, when they, when Eric moved away, the show went to shit. It's kind of like that, but they, it was the same thing. Yeah. But, but they did it at the beginning of this.
Speaker: At the end of the third season, the second season, and I was like, well, she'll come back and I start watching. And then I looked up looked up the show on IMDB and I'm like, this bitch never come back. What fucking you know, there's no explanation. She's barely mentioned ever again. And the whole reason why these people are friends. was because she was the main character. She was the glue that held them all together. And then they just become friends because they were friends with her and she leaves. They just wrote her out. Yeah. Well, no, I think she decided she didn't want to do it anymore. She didn't sign in another contract. but So they were just like, fuck it. We got a cash cow. Keep going. And then it went to shit.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: But I need a cigarette. When it comes to like, I love finding new shows like that, but I kind of want to know it's going to be good all the way through. And I could get past the horrible CGI. I mean, like I could have done this show locks you in. Do that. It was, it was, you know, it was a bunch of teenagers that they might've been, you know, 16, 17, 18, that age range. Cause the one guy who was like, I only like got one more year of school, you know,
Speaker: And then he's in school for another three to five years, however long the show went. I was like, okay, sure you are. But it was decent. It wasn't terrible. And nobody that I would consider famous where I could mention their name and you'd know them. Leggy might know them, you know. um yeah it's But it was like the first episode, you see the the wolf and you're like, oh, wow, that's bad. Like I can do this during the show. Not bad.
Speaker: but But it was it was what it was, you know, and I have yet to find another show that I can get engaged with like that. For a while, so I constantly repeat like I'm watching Game of Thrones again, I'm watching Sons of Anarchy for the fifth time. um Are you watching the House of Dragon? Not yet. I'm waiting for season two to finish. I don't mind the year wait between seasons. I like that. I do. I don't get me wrong. I hate your younger generation. You're not used to it. Right. no your generation pitch I'm be 39 in a week. Oh, shit. That old. But it's like I'm a dick. I'm not comes to the younger generation thing. It comes to I'm used to it at this point. You know, yeah. You know, if there's three or four seasons, I can start it today and finish it by the time new season comes out.
Speaker: That's true. And House of the Dragon, I like when I watched the first episode, I was like, wow, this is a big piece of shit. And I was like, um you know, and yeah when you watch first episode of ah Game of Thrones, you're like, all right. So you got to force yourself through it. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. And and that's what I did with House of the Dragon. And that final episode and I was like, dude, just ate the kid. The dragon just ate the fucking kid. What the fuck? And I'm like, now I got to watch the next episode. And I was like, wait, I was. But then the next three episodes, nothing happens. Well, no, that was the end of the season. Oh. And I was like, motherfucker. And then they were like. That's how they draw you into the next season. I will. I will watch it. I promise.
Speaker: But it's like, I'm waiting for the season two to end, because they're doing every week a new episode comes out. I'm like, yeah, I can wait a year between seasons, but wait a week between episodes, that's not gonna happen. Right, like the boys, like Amazon, on amazon the boys, you watch that. Well, and Blaze and I were talking about that ah today. I love the first couple of seasons of boys. This new season, I can't get into. I can't. even force myself. I predicted five days to get through the first episode. I see you haven't watched the new season. I I'm like episode two right now. OK, I won't spoil it for you then. But I know that I know there's only like an hour and a half left to the show. Did you want to drop the open door challenge link again? Because I know there's this guy, Michael, in the comments, and he seems like he's got a lot of shit to say. Yeah, I'm doing.
Speaker: I know that's, that's what Saturday nights is open or challenge, but there's like basically one rule on, on open door challenge nights, which is just Saturday. if There's a wiener on that monitor. I swear to God's dude. Yeah, we, we've been, we, we got racist bombs tonight, but I was fast enough on the button. I was fast enough on the button that you nobody really heard it um because we have um hackmo about I mean, I mean, I mean, we can cuss on here, right? Oh, yeah, we can. Oh, yeah, that's in my normal vocabulary. Like I use the F word every day. So, oh, no, I don't think we could go an episode without. But I mean, you know, that would be cool. What can I like? And I started this this show a little over three years ago and of the nonsensical nonsense. And then it's built into now a network where we have seven shows
Speaker: seven days a week. Non -consensual. Yeah. And and we. About but a a little over a year ago, we decided to make Saturdays the open door challenge. Well, one thing we forgot and we did it for a reason, we have lurkers slash haters that like to talk about us. So we got to the point where we're like, you know what, fuck it. If you guys got something to say, Say it to our face, quote unquote, granted, because we're thousands of miles apart and don't break bullshit. So we started doing this open door challenge and. People will come up and we've had really great people pop up, you know, like West, he's he's practically part of the family. Shit, where is he? I think he's there you go. But he's he's got your thing. He's gotten to the point where he does
Speaker: Uh, he's, he's become our own Tommy fucking Chong. Dude's fucking hilarious. Uh, Sean, you would love West dude. He is. He's just like, is he like, dude, doesn't show up until he's five, his late fifties or some shit, dude. He is like the epitome of like an old school fucking stoner man. He's like, fuck. I think he was a drug dealer for Jimi Hendrix in his form. Like, The reason why mama cast choked on that sandwich was because of West, uh, cause she was still, uh, but like the dude looks like when you first see him, you're like, this dude is bombed out of his skull, but he's actually really, he actually, uh, used to work for adult swim on the cartoon network. I don't, I knew it. I knew it. I knew a dude that used to work for a funny or die ownership.
Speaker: Yeah, trying to find. But we've had we've had great. We have one guy that shows up every once in a while. We call him Hodor. You'll get that reference. Is it smothered in Rizz? Yeah, smothered in Rizz. Smothered in Rizz. Yes. Yeah. Dude, the dude is smothered in Rizz. I'm plugging a show smothered in Rizz. We've had we've had people on here that haven't agreed with us. You know, we love a good argument, you know. Uh, leggy comes up everywhere. there There's been some total fucking whack jobs. Oh, oh my god. That guy that he had, we had last Saturday. I would love to talk to a whack job.
Speaker: oh It's fucking amazing I'm glad blazin was here last Saturday because this dude was on here and blazin just was like fuck it I'm going with it and Lincoln I just sat back theyre like yeah, this is all you buddy go go right to fucking Send me a link to that I want to hear I want to see i was so man it
Speaker: i don't yeah don i remember Like it was that it was the redheaded bearded bearded guy. He started off pretty fucked. But it took this weird fucking like yeah like he was like selling legggy to go get back in the kitchen and make him some pie or something. I was dude was like, seriously, I was to the point where I was like, dude, um I said like a message. I was like, I'm about four minutes away from knocking this dude out. A couple of weeks ago, though, we had this one dude that popped up. He was wearing this like Elvis fucking shit. And the fuck. Yeah. I didn't know if he was a troll or not, but he couldn't tell. He was amazing. I see this. Yeah. Well, it's it all on the nonsensical network on YouTube. It's right there on the bottom of your screen, the bio link nonsense, the bio like that. that will not Sometimes static. It's just wild. Tonight's weekend. kind oh We've had nice.
Speaker: Hey, it's supposed to be called non -consensual nonsense. Some nights, maybe. We've had some whack jobs. Yeah, we've had some whack jobs. I'm one of them too. Well, that's basically how we met. How do you recognize a whack job? Cause I'm one too. Oh yeah. We recognize our own, but the funniest one, of like we, one of the, one of my favorite episodes, and and I know Leggy hates that episode, but Leggy and Glick were in a knockdown drag out battle for months because of hearsay. You know, somebody's in Leggy's ear, somebody's in Glick's ear, but Glick and Leggy aren't talking because of
Speaker: what's being said. All of it not true, but none of them wanted to actually talk to each other. They had it out on an episode where I just sat back and I'm like, this is fucking genius. I said nothing. And then Leggy yelled at me thinking Blick did it because I muted her mic because they're both screaming over each other. And I was like, I want to know the conversation. So I muted her mic and she got pissed. ah And then, you know, but we've had We've had people come on here that, really cool. We've had people come on here. But the one thing that gets us, look, you got a pussy.
Speaker: See, we got pussy on the ship. We've had, because we have haters, ah they'll they'll they'll come up on a Saturday and pretend they're somebody like you coming up. And then as soon as we bring it up, they'll show the dick or show a dick or something racist will flop up. and how an estimate i bought know with the well It happened today. The the race. yes Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it was hilarious. I sat back and enjoyed the show. You got a rabbit too.
Speaker: Her name is Ralph. Ralph. Her name is Ralph. That's like that. I have a snake named Fluffy.
Speaker: but the that Those are my favorite episodes as well. The Wednesday episodes where we find those weird stories. like i got it Wednesday we do a show called What the Fuck News, where we literally, Glick and I and Connor, when he's here, find weird news stories that we tell. And two weeks ago, Glick told a story. I want to see those. Two weeks ago, Glick told a story that he found in the news. This guy in Japan, he's asexual. So he had his cock removed and then hired a chef so he could cook it and serve it to people. Wait, huh? Two grand a pop. I believe it. Two grand a pop people paid.
Speaker: to eat it but okay hold up how many people how much is $2 ,000 worth of one penis like well once again and that and that was my fucking question too not oh no no no no glick tells the penis stories i just get involved in those stories because glick reads the article and i'm like what about this what he's like it's not fucking here call the guy and ask me um but it's um
Speaker: Basically, you know when you go to those stupid fancy restaurants that cost like $5 ,000 a plate, they give you a cracker, and they're like, it's gourmet. That's how he served it. You know, it's not like he had, you know, Ron Jeremy's dick there, and he's like, here you go, guys, have a piece. You know, it's not like a cake size, but these stories are always funny.
Speaker: But you get a piece of cock, please. I like the corner piece of that more. I think speaking of which, have you ever seen the movie Steel Magnolias? What's it, Sean? Have you ever seen the movie Steel Magnolias? No, but if I ever see a cock with green drip out of it, I ain't eating it. Yeah, I'm good. There's a movie called Steel Magnolias made in the 80s. It's got Dolly Parton in it, Julia Roberts, oh Sally Fields. At one point, ah what's the instructor from Top Gun? What's his name? Tom Scarrett plays Julia Roberts' dad. And her they're at her wedding and her husband
Speaker: And she wanted a cake for the groom's cake. It would be the shape of a giant armadillo. And this woman that hates Tom Scarritt's character, ah they they have this hate -hate relationship. And she's serving the groom's cake. And he comes over and they're arguing a little bit. And he's like, can we just cut the shit long enough for me to get a piece of cake? she grabs She grabs a butcher's knife and cuts the ass off this this fucking cake and puts it on his place and he goes, thanks, Weezer. Nothing like a good piece of ass. It is the funniest fucking movie. That movie that my mom and my my my my my whole family loves that fucking movie to the point where Tom Scarritt
Speaker: at one point in the movie, they're having the reception in their backyard. And there's like tons of birds in the yard. So he's firing blanks at these birds to get them to go away. And his wife, Sally Fields, hides the gun. And so him and his sons take a crossbow and wire up fireworks to it and shoot it into the tree. But because he's the one firing, he temporarily goes Like mildly, he can't hear really well because of all the fireworks. And when he's giving away Julia Roberts at the wedding, you know, they always ask, who gives this woman away? And the normal father says his mother and I do. Well, he can't hear. but So he's the priest is like, who gives his mother away? And he's just sitting there.
Speaker: and then Joey Roberts buzzes and he screams, his mother and I do. So at my my sister's wedding, my sister told my dad 14 times, don't fucking do it, don't fucking do it. And there was a pool, there was a pool where people were making bets at my sister's wedding and my dad would scream out, her mother and I do, because like half the wedding party got the joke And my dad was like, nah, I can't do it. She'll fucking kill me. That movie fucking cracks me up to this day. I don't know why that came up. Nah, you're not good, man. No, there's offer the a Will Ferrell movie coming up where el where his getting married and the place overbooked. And Will Ferrell goes, if my baby girl is not getting married at the end of that doc,
Speaker: The other bride that is is going in the fucking lake.
Speaker: He's good. at He's good in a lot of movies. But that dude that dude is so funny like he is ah like watch him taking out his trash. At home, that's funny. Does him doing every normal day things? Do you use him in that fucking he did that movie with the. Was it Daddy's Home with with Mark Wahlberg, Gibson? No, the first one is with Mark Wahlberg, Mel Gibson's in the second place, Mark Wahlberg's dad. Yeah, but. He comes home from work and, you know,
Speaker: Mark Wahlberg's character plays the biological dad of these kids. by yeah Mark Wahlberg has built a half pipe in the fucking backyard. it will Like I can be cool too. And he fucking does the half pipe and he goes up and he hits the power line and he fries himself. have fun book interact me
Speaker: that Those daddy's home movies are fucking hilarious. John Cena's in the second one. ah Yeah, that was that was be morning oh my god like honest of punks Mark Wahlberg and it's like oh shit It those movies legs, but like even even it was that the other guys with Mark Wahlberg and girls well, holy shit that opening scene got you best pop the the opening scene of The Rock and Sam Jackson taste of the taste of these Roberts and
Speaker: They're up on a roof and and they're getting these guys zipped right off. And he says he says, you know what I'm thinking, partner? He says, aim for the bushes. They jump off a 15 -story building. And you see them from above. There's not a bush for miles.
Speaker: And they fucking land, boom, splat on the fucking concrete.
Speaker: That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Because they're they're driving this, like, Chevelle through the streets. And twice the that like a bad cop and there you know they're right out of a fucking action movie. And they're like, yeah we yeah, we can survive this, and we'll just go chase them after. They're on top of a 15 -story building, and they just look at each other. You know what I'm thinking, Parker? Aim for the bushes. They fist bump and jump.
Speaker: no voices totally you totally don't see it coming you're like this is kind of a badass action movie i thought like art or some or some actual pushes there's the there's like a patch of grass is the only thing green for miles because it takes place in new york and then fucking ah it says Mark Wahlberg's character is is just, but he's he's only the outsider because he shot Derek Jeter. When he was guarding the Yankee set at the stadium, Derek Jeter's got headphones in and he's walking down and Wahlberg's like, no, no, no, he shoots a warning shot and shoots Derek Jeter in the fucking leg.
Speaker: That movie is fucking hilarious. I love it. Oh my god. And then fucking Michael Keaton throughout the whole movie keeps quoting TLC and they claiming not to know what it is. Oh. So I just. Some YouTube videos. good
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Speaker: every fucking fucking bushes you dumb asses That movie is fucking hilarious. I love it. Yeah That was awesome. It's one of those movies where you know, and in it what what are you guys drinking? i have but five track On a usual Saturday night, I'll go through this whole thing. It's three liters Oh No, i I don't, I don't drink. Except for that one time.
Speaker: ah Extenuating circumstances, sir. Extenuating circumstances. Steven, he can do that to a motherfucker sometimes, I think. um dr here I'm drinking a white Russian out of that. That's what I thought you were making, is white Russian. That's that's that. If I do drink, that's why I'll go through a bottle of glue in a week. oh yeah Yeah, easy I'm a street whiskey when I drink ah ah White Russian, I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not a big vodka guy. So I'm like a splash of vodka. Oh I'm one of the well one time I went out drinking with some friends and this chick that I was milesd like Yeah
Speaker: ah This chick and I were dating but we were we were just starting to date and we weren't really dating We were kind of flirting at that point um shit. What'd she do? Do you and you know those little homie dolls? No Yeah, yeah oh yeah from that. Yeah from the from the early No, no, they're the Mexican ones No, they're Mexican. They're Mexican cholo dolls. Oh Yeah. Yeah. That's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. Homies. Yeah. Yeah. So she had she had somebody had given her this little homie doll and you know, we're I can't find a picture of him. And it was it was just a guy in a trench coat standing there doing his thing. Right. And oh, I've seen stickers. They're they're they're like this big. Right. Yeah. She had this one. And the one she had was a girl.
Speaker: and she would order a shot and then drop the doll in there and go, help her, she's drowning. And then I would take the shot. I quickly remembered after about the 14th one that vodka doesn't creep up on you, it smacks you in the face eventually. And I was fine until I got home. Luckily I did go home with her, so. But it was one of those things was like, whoo. So after that, I'm like, yeah, being vodka aren't really friends. Just like me and tequila. I used to work at a bar here and a little tequila. Well, it's got it. I don't mind tequila. But Jose Cuervo is not my friend. Oh, no, friend. I used to work at a I used to work at a bar and on my birthday,
Speaker: Every time, every Wednesday, no, Tuesdays and Thursdays they would have, on Tuesdays they would have a hot leg contest. And then on Thursdays they would have a hot body contest. And my birthday just happened to fall on a Thursday. So they said, you're going to be up on stage for this hot body contest the whole time. What they didn't tell me is they were going to salute me in front of everybody and give me a champagne flute. three times of Jose Cuervo. Why? It's Cancun Mexico. That's how they party. Yeah. And after the third one, the girl I was dating at the time, she was in the crowd and I walked off stage and I said, we're going home. And I didn't make it out of the bar before I threw up.
Speaker: Uh, it hit me like a ton of bricks, but the whole night, like it was my day off and I went there because they were like, we're going to have a party for you. And I'm like, okay. They had given me a, a pitcher of electric, electric lemonade to drink, which is, it's kind of like Mark's, Mike's hard lemonade with vodka in it. Frozen. They're really fucking good, but they're very potent. And you drink them in shot form, them frozen shots, basically. And it's just a pitcher you pour it in a shot and then you shoot it, you know, and it's vodka and, and Cuervo and I don't know what else. And with lime flavor. And it's actually really good until you drink the whole fucking pitcher, which I did.
Speaker: And then they pulled me up on stage for this hot body contest. And there's gorgeous chicks and bikinis getting wet. And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, how about the champagne food? It's Jeff's birthday. And I'm fucking, yeah. And I drink the first one 20 minutes later. It's Jeff's birthday. Everybody have another drink. After the third one, I climbed off stage and grabbed my girlfriend by your arm. It's like, take me home. And then you got naked. I almost, I, well, I wrote, we We took a cab back because she was going to be drinking and I was going to be drinking. We're like, and we're not going to drive. You know how when you stick your head out the window of the cab, you can kind of a little bit feel better. I did the something similar as I left the cab door open.
Speaker: oh And i the cab driver was like, you got to close the door. I was like, if you want your cab dirty, I'll close the door. But I need to have this door open just in case. and I did get the concept that the window opened. I just had to have the door open. I was just fucking hammered. And he's like, no, you have to close the door. I'm like, no, I need the wind. He's like, the fucking window rolls down. And I was like, no, I'm good. So ah but yeah, that was I don't remember a lot of that night. I remember the cab ride and I remember the first 10 drinks.
Speaker: See, I used to go to um rocky Rocky Point. Right. And we would get stopped sometimes by cops. Oh, yeah. And they'd be like, oh, you got a fine. We're like, for what? Like, oh, this isn this's fine is no good, man. And we'd be like, OK, well, can I just give you $40? like And it's take care of it. And he's like, Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. That's fine. You just pay us. I can do it. I can do it for 15. Yeah. you lock it bob You can talk. about Oh dude, I I've got it. I've got it down to a science here. I've lived in the Cancun for almost 20 years, a little over 20 years. So Sean and I, oh, go ahead. Go ahead. Well, Josh. Yeah. We used to live in Phoenix.
Speaker: OK. You know, Sean and I was talking last week about coming down to Cancun for a vacation whenever you're ready to do it for sure. But dude yeah like it it my I trip make we got dollars and something. Oh, yeah. Production at my job. I do plastic manufacturing. OK. I make parts for Tesla and Kawasaki. We make a lot of Kawasaki parts. OK. um like no by ah if you buy it. If you're gonna come, I would recommend, if you guys are gonna come to Cancun, there are a couple hotels I have to ask my wife which ones.
Speaker: But there's a couple of hotels that I don't recommend. And there's some that I really recommend. Yeah. You know, you're crashing on your couch, dude. Good luck with that. It's not that I know. No, I know. I can pay for a hotel. I'm just talking with you. No, I was like, no, but it's like, but if you guys come down, let me know. I'll take you guys to go, go Bongo. That place is fucking insane. I see. I've only been on the the east side of Mexico. Well, you know, everyone who is on the east side. We're on the east. We're on the east coast, but we're all the way down at the tip of Mexico. Just backwards. Just just the tip. Yeah. And but what's really cool, there's a there's a club here that I use my first year here. I went every single night. And, you know, granted, I was fresh out of Navy and, you know, two dicks, a whole two, two dicks, a whole heartbeat. I was ready to go.
Speaker: And I used to work, I came down here with a tattoo body piercing company. I did professional body piercing. And during spring break, I cleaned the fuck up. How many prints Albert have you done? I've only done four and my in my career. Ew. Okay. But I charged $500 a piece and I wear three gloves and I don't hold your junk, but I'll stab the shit out of it. I've done clip piercings.
Speaker: I I did I've done six close clip piercings. I also charge $500 for that. That's so I don't be pervy Oh, I dated a chick that clip piercing. I actually The the reason why I worked in the club I worked I worked in a club called daddy rock My boss opened up a studio in the club Where we would sell jewelry would do I do like 15. This is back in 2001. That's actually a pretty good idea dude. Well except for that Yeah, ah that's the catch. And it's Mexico. So. um But but this is back with belly button piercings where everybody wanted one or needed one or had one. Yeah. And I would do 15, 20 bucks a pop that cost me five bucks. So I'm walking to the club or five dollars. I've never done one.
Speaker: believe but the weird thing is, is like when somebody's on vacation and they're like, why don't you i weird they that's when they want to do it. Yeah. But no, but not the thing is, then you're like, well, you can't have sex for like three months. And they're like, wait, what? No, no, no, it's actually like three weeks. I know that, but I would tell them that. So I wouldn't have to fucking touch their dick. Oh, five years. I was. No, we're talking about Jacob's ladder. Jacob's ladder is when you have multiple piercings on your jump. Yeah, it's like it goes like - My high school teacher, I looked on her computer and she had a photo of that when I was in high school. Of a Jacob's ladder? Yeah. Look at how much school the guy that had one. Was your teacher a woman or a man? He caught a bullshit. No, that's what that meant in 2002.
Speaker: Weird that's and I got on my teacher's computer and her yeah, I saw it on her computer Dude, your teacher sitting there watching porn watch a bunch of fucking piercings on the underside of the dudes dick. Yeah Well, we know what she does. I've seen it done. I've never done one. I've seen it done because I This was like a dozen piercings. I was stationed. I was stationed with the guy in the Air Force that had one Glick and I went to high school. I would never do that. And I would. And a bunch of us actually saw it. I actually. I when I when I. at How many security you have to to do that? Well, it's it's but supposed to be stimulating for the ladies. Well, and yeah, i I'll take your word for it because I do. I bet it is. Instead of instead of the condom being ripped, your dick is ripped. It's ripped. But like.
Speaker: Uh, I did when I, when I was doing body piercing, uh, once i i lived about of the I got my tongue, my eyebrow, my, I had 10 on my face. Yeah. Because I would, I'd be sitting in the studio and I'd be bored. I'm like, you know what? I need another earring. That's what, yeah, I was bored too. And the dumbest day ever. I was like, I should pierce my nipples. And I did That's the one I don't want to do. I did one and I don't recommend it because it was the worst fucking pain, piercing wise, that I've ever had. And I was the wrong one. Really? And that's why guys that get their junk picks picked, pierced, are kind of impressed. I'm impressed by that because I bumped my pierced nipple on something and cried for three days because it hurt.
Speaker: You know, like, especially like you got tattoos when you first get a tattoo, you bump into the fucking doorway or like motherfucker, I'm going to kill somebody. It's 10 times worse with with a piercing. Because like my my my girlfriend at the time, I pierced her belly button three times. It was it was a cool little star pattern I did with her belly button piercing. And she'd catch it on a sweater and be like, this fucking hurts us. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. And then. Yeah. a is on Well, when it's fresh. Yeah. In general, you know, if you get like because I would always have different ah tips on the bar. I had ones that were spikes. I had ones that were glow in the dark. Well, I had a glow in the dark one on my tongue. It was kind of I had glow in the dark hoop earrings that went through my double zero. My favorite. My favorite is my tongue. I had a I had a millimeter thick. I was I was rocking a
Speaker: What was it a to gauge? See, I don't like it when you get why why gauge it out like that. Why? It was one of the things I think there's two types of people that gauge like I gauge my earrings. Uh, there's two types of people. I have an answer. There's two types of people engaged. One are just crazy people that think they're cool. And the other are piercers that are some fucking bored because that's how I started gauging shit. I was like, we got a double zero. down of boredom it's Where did you grow up? um yes I grew up in Ohio. A boring place.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, trust me, the day I left for the Navy, I was like, I'm not coming back. And when I got back, I saw a cornfield. I'm like, I need to fucking leave. Actually, I know exactly what you talked about, Jeff. Honestly, I know exactly how you feel, why you left. Yeah, it's been boring. But then but but then but well, I came back to Iowa because it's a really nice place. I do it. I live in L .A. That's why I grew up in California. I grew up in California. Oh, I would never live in California. What? I grew up there. I love Iowa, but I. I like where I live. It's so clean, it's so nice. There's no homeless people.
Speaker: ah No, believe it or not, that's one of the reasons why I would never live in California. Right. Not to mention the I have no problem with people being woke, but when they shove in your fucking face, homeless people are not that bad. No, I'm not even concerned about the homeless people I'm not worried about. And the minimum wage bullshit they came up with. Oh, yeah, I don't know why they did that. Yeah, because the taxes are fucking insane. Do you know why minimum wage conversation is so prevalent? Because they don't want us having because they don't want us having the conversation about maximum wage.
Speaker: Well, here's the thing. I have what's called maximum wage. Oh shit. My rabbit's under my bed. I gotta go fuck. I have, I have technically have maximum wage because I don't have a salary cap. I don't have a salary. I have a commission and my first good year working at the job. I do. I made so much money. I was like, holy shit. And this year, yes, this year is shit. And, and I know why it's because it's transitioning, we're transitioning to a new model. And I'm starting the new company and all that stuff. But I, my first year I made over $300 ,000. And I was like, you know, and I live in Mexico, where I'm billionaire status at that point in Mexico, you know, so it's like, I minimum wage in Mexico is
Speaker: You want to talk about funny. and That'll make you laugh. The company I work for has a company in Satio. Yeah. And they pay like five bucks a day. Gross. Minimum wage in Mexico is $5 a day, but nobody pays, nobody works hourly. The reason why you say minimum wage is hourly is because everybody gets a monthly salary. That's like, we'll pay you this mile per month. So they don't get paid weekly? Well, you get paid weekly or biweekly, but what they do is they say instead of saying you're going to work eight hours a day. No, they're going to say we're going to pay you 40 ,000 pesos a month, which is actually a really good job here. You get 40 ,000 pesos a month. The hours is another story because let's say Blaze and I work in the same place and Blaze calls in sick. Jeff, you can't leave. We need somebody to cover Blaze's shift.
Speaker: No, you're already here. Nope. Yeah. Which is why I work online. The beauty of my job is I can do it from anywhere in the world. hey Sorry to stop you real quick. How do I send it to other people for this chat? Send the link to the page and it's in there. The link, yeah, the the link that you clicked on, just copy and paste it and send it. Yeah. I just put it in the chat again. But it's like, Sorry to cut you off. The job I was going to take, they were like, we're going to pay you 12 ,000 pesos a month plus commission. And I was like, and I started doing the math. I said, well, back and forth every day plus lunch. Yeah, that's salary right there.
Speaker: And what I did was I actually did a little of quick research and found a company that I can do the exact same thing with and added them to my company. That's why Vera and I started the company of FCA because the company we were working for, and we still work for them as consultants. What I do is I contact people in the States or companies in the States, and I have business solutions for them, whether it's saving taxes, saving our electric bills, saving on different things. yeah And, and. This new program, basically what it does, and it's kind of Jesus, it's four people in California. But if you own a business in California, or your electric bill is let's say $3 ,000 a month. and i lives there right And let's say your business has an air conditioner, but that air conditioner is 15 years old. Well, it's not efficient. I'll get you a brand new air conditioner. It costs you nothing, but your bill won't change until after the bill is paid off, zero percentage.
Speaker: Yeah, you get a brand new air conditioner, but your electric company pays for it. PPMG pays for it. And then you paid off through that. your you Let's say your $3 ,000 bill doesn't change, but once it's paid off, your electric bills are drunk. That's the deal i'm I'm working out. But you get a tax write off. Well, you get a tax write off as well. There's a couple write offs with it. I work with one company. called Prosperity. They do a uh they use an AI to find you tax loopholes. Interesting. So, so, yeah. Well, in the way the tax law is written, I want Taco Bell. You and I can read the tax law and not even know what we just read. This is not written. For instance, the way the tax laws are written up, you and I can read the exact same tax law.
Speaker: and come up with two different interpretations because we're not tax people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, for sure. And that tax wall is written in a way so you can't figure it out. That's fucked. Absolutely. But the company that I work with, they're tax experts. So they like, I just saved a woman. She, she pays each year in taxes for her company, $450 ,000 a year. Yes. Stockle bill. I just saved a woman over $400 ,000 a year in taxes. I get a percentage of her savings as my condition. Well, you should by helping her out. Yeah. And all I do is smile and dial. And I don't even smile and dial. I have two guys that work for me that smile and dial people to set up appointments with me. And then I go to smile while you dial. Fuck that. You can have a grimace face on your fucking. so don No, because you can hear a grimace through the phone.
Speaker: Think about it. Close your eyes. Think about something sad and be like, hi, this is Blaze. Or hi, this is Blaze. How are you doing today? There's a difference. Oh, yeah. Okay. Let's see. Yeah. It's all sales. I've been in sales since I'm 14 years old. Actually, younger. My grandfather started a plumbing and heating company back in the 70s. And in the early 80s, when I was like five, he opened up a showroom to sell fireplaces. Jeff, Jeff, I'm 44. I'll be 45 this year. And did you go? I was like 50 cent pieces. What's that? Did your grandfather used to give you like coins? I wish he would have. Oh, shit. Never mind. Go ahead and give me a job. I'm curious. What's up with the 50 cent pieces? They're they're worth a lot. Well, my dad, my dad's I just do it. Oh, you guys got to check this out.
Speaker: Oh, don't show your dick. um I mean, I'm in 90s. I mean, I grew up in the 90s. Right. I my dad was like, hey, you got your shit on my basement. I found my game gear. Nice game gear. Why is that so familiar? Fucking Nintendo, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do it still works. I still got the inputs for it. I got my game boy. texas
Speaker: check this shit I never had a game boy growing up. I had one. Oh, man. parents Let me get one. They said you want one good job. I play the show, Dr. Mario. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. I used to buy mongoose bikes every year. i bought When I was a kid, I was growing up in the 90s. I had to buy my own shit, dude. Oh, yeah. My stepdad was an army dude. He was like, he raised me like a motherfucker. And he was like, no, do you want something you bought yourself? Well, and that's how my parents were. They still make $2 bills though. yeah Yeah. I have one. My wife and I collect them. Believe it or not, they show up here a lot. Interesting. $2 bills show up in Mexico a lot. Really?
Speaker: oh Yeah, what about 50 cent pieces? No points that that's the weird thing coins in Mexico. Nobody will take them What's 50 cent got his passport restricted? What are you talking about?
Speaker: but um game boy game no dear Oh Yes, right game here with Sega wouldn't it yeah game here was sega game where was anventive It was the first handheld alert had color, you know Yeah. Yeah. If you had that back in the day, you were balling. Oh, for sure, dude. I never, I never had a, like, by the time I started working regularly, when I was like 13, 14, I worked for my, own my uncle who took off my grandfather's company. Um, my parents were like, yeah, we're not buying you a Nintendo or anything like that.
Speaker: When the Super Nintendo came out, the next door neighbor to the shop was selling his Nintendo. I bought that and 50 games for 100 bucks. And he had the rollout match so you can do the Olympic games on it. Oh, oh, no, you're talking about the Atari. No, no, no, no. Nintendo had a it was a plastic match in the early 90s. Yeah, it had a plastic map with buttons on your muted place. You're talking about Atari, dude. No. mut You're muted, Blaze. Yeah, Blaze, you're muted. The NES came out with the mat, and it was part of the Dance Dance Revolution game. No, no, no. This came out with an Olympics game. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. You're right. You guys are right. That was a 91 from 92. 91, man. It was called the Power Path.
Speaker: it was the me power yeah and it came with a age john dude even had the power club when i bought that's what it looked like on both sides had something on it Yeah, yeah yeah and yeah it it came with this game for the ah it was an Olympic game where you would run and play. It was an Olympic game. You can run on it and jump hurdles. Yes, I could never get the hurdles right. But I cannot. My cousins sat in the basement and ran miles trying to beat each other in a time on fucking. Oh, my God.
Speaker: You know, that's, you know what? That's interesting. i'm sitting We're sitting here talking about that and you look at like their Wii and shit. Like Nintendo's always try to like put in slight, some sort of like physical activity in video games. Yeah. and But they never, none of them really took off. Oh no. like well we did My friend I bought a Wii and it, and she, it came with the Wii board, but The only thing we use weed board with was a it was a game that came. I don't even think it came with it, but it was like an exercise game she bought. And I played it. You talking about the step thing where you. stay Yeah, it was like a little step on it. Yeah. And it was called the weed board. And it supposedly worked for a surfing game or a skateboarding game, too. should called I never found the game. Yeah. Oh, I loved the weed.
Speaker: I thought it was cool. I love the bowling. I love. I love tennis. Dude, I like the tennis as well. But I played. ah Yes, it's awesome. I played Tiger Woods Golf on the Wii. Dude, that was one of the biggest games ever. Dude, everyone playing that. Everyone was phenomenal.
Speaker: ah I bought the Tiger Woods Golf for my PlayStation. And I put, no, I, I, it was called PGA. Yeah. I have it here somewhere. I love, I love playing golf, but if I can sit down and do it, I going outside, it's too fucking hot here. As I said earlier, I don't even like to go to the fucking store. Cause I live on the sun. Where do you live? I live in Cancun, Mexico. It's fucking like right now. It's seven degrees. It is. It is 11 o 'clock at night and it's still 87 degrees outside. I am like, I can touch the equator from here. And I'm literally on the ocean. I have to walk to the store with a knife in front of me to cut the humidity.
Speaker: it sounds like an amazing time to tell you it it the the the however the water by the beach fucking crystal clear blue it is but that's what i love that's what i love about i go out i go out swimming with the dolphins or swimming with the fucking uh whale sharks and you are in 400 feet of water and you can see the bottom That's like some Guam shit right there that yeah, it's insane. It's the only thing I think I can compare to that is when I went to Dominican Republic. Yeah, Dominican is the same way. Phoenix gets hot. It's a clear water. That's so awesome, i'm dude. All right, blazing when we go. Oh.
Speaker: but get I don't know. Let's see. I don't have recommended August because there's death there. That's the Cancun beaches. I am off from school in the winter. I take winter breaks. That's about it. That's the perfect time to come to. Yeah, I can go anytime.
Speaker: I'm officially a Sun Devil. Oh, you're in Phoenix, huh? I'm not in Phoenix, but I'm taking all you did. You're on the University of Phoenix. No, Arizona State University. Oh, OK. Because you can go out there's a university. It's going 100 percent online. Yeah. Yes. University of Phoenix. ah Yeah. And there's a funny story. The reason why I heard that fucking Brad. The reason why I heard about it.
Speaker: It came from a weirdest source for me, because as we know, I'm not the sports guy. But you know who introduced me to the University of Phoenix? Shaq. But Rome's not bad. Shaq? Shaq. Shaq actually, you know, I'm scrolling on TikTok as one does. Hey. Hey, hang on one second. yeah however I asked you earlier, how do I invite somebody? Copy and paste the link, man. That's the best. I'll throw it in the chat. If they have the chat, they can The whiskey has my brain. The whiskey has my has bo words are hard. The whiskey has slowed my brain down. But the University of Phoenix, Shaq. Sean go. I think he jumped off to get copy that. He might be on his phone. Shaq wanted to get his bachelor's degree or his master's degree in business.
Speaker: And he called the University of Phoenix. He says, look, I have no problem doing the work, but I want to be in a classroom. And they're like, yeah, we don't do classrooms unless there are 15 plus people. So he paid for 14 other people to get their master's degree ah fuck absolutely you could do it in a classroom. and I'm like, you know what? That shacks my dude for that. That's fucking genius. I loved it. But it's it's because I actually took a couple of business classes on the University of Phoenix website when I started this job. OK. And um and I might take a couple more. I might take a couple of broadcasting ah for obvious reasons.
Speaker: But it's one of those things. It was just a really cool thing. And that's where I found out about it. And then why I started taking those business classes. And my buddy, one of my coworkers, or one of my clientele, he was like, you know what, dude? Everything you need is in the books I have for when I went to business class. You want mine? So he's sending me his business classes books. He's like, just read all these. You'll be fine. From where you are and what you do. I found out last week that, uh, the V is going to pay for my books too. They're going to pay for my books, my laptop, my camera, the software. buck Yeah. I've never messed with the VA once when I got out, I was out gone. Yeah. the near I don't, I don't like wearing my, my vet status on my sleeve, but you I mean, for my own personal growth in what I can.
Speaker: get to make me better. I'm going to take advantage of it. Oh, I agree. Well, is it's in. It's not like I don't see there's a handout. It's just like there's a lot of fucking paperwork. I don't I don't there is a lot of paperwork, but I don't see it as a handout either. Like so. I wish everybody put in the work. We put it in the work. We get the benefit. I get that. Yeah. Yeah, there is that. I mean, though, a part of me feels like we should all as citizens have that opportunity. But I agree. Yeah. I i don't like. Well, i I kind of like bragging about it because I'm excited about going back to college. Oh, at the same time, I don't like bragging about it because not everybody has that same opportunity. Right. But but one on that on that same coin,
Speaker: You're like, you know, this yeah I'm proud of myself, you know, but for, you know, and like, like we said, going through the VA is hell on earth. It can be. Yeah. do So for like almost a month, I, uh, okay. So when I started the process, it, it got up to a point where I was sitting there sending my VRE rep, like some information and trying to get some information from him and yada, yada, yada. And then like it went for a month. I didn't get no ear email responses. Then what, and then like the other week, uh, this, this woman calls me, she's like, Hey, I'm, I'm your new VRE rep. And I'm like, well, what happened to Tim?
Speaker: and Oh, he got promoted. So he's no longer doing that kind of shit. I was like, you guys took like a month to get back a hold of me. And I was worried for a while. Once again, it's military. So it's hurry up and wait. Yeah, exactly. But first thing you learn in the military is hurry up and wait. Hurry up and wait. I ah talked to my ASU rep earlier this or earlier last week. It's Sunday. or Actually now. Yeah, it is Sunday now. Sunday now. and um And he's like, dude, you're like way ahead of schedule. Like you got all your shit done that you need to. You got some extra shit. You you know, it's due like a month out or blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, dude, it was just like this huge relief out of my show or off my shoulders. Right. yeah
Speaker: and that And after going through my mill at my, so like ASU, they had this Pat Tillman Center. It's a, they work well with the veterans and et cetera. Right. So we have to do this military college orientation thing I did last week. And there's, there's some writing. I introduce yourself. You got to answer questions and like, you gotta to like fucking write some paragraphs. and I'm sitting there writing my shit. just where i'm out Yeah, and I'm sitting there scrolling. I'm so i'm sitting there scrolling through my fucking my my grades and shit. And I'm seeing the the instructors comments. I'm like, you know, very, very good response. Questions asked. And I'm like, fuck, yeah. So. Well, you're a very loquacious guy, though.
Speaker: I am I can be very jesus you you can be wordy in in a good way in that you know, yeah there is of course the bad way and good way but and there and there are times there are there are times where I do ramble senselessly but but no but but that's part of the process too. Yeah. You know, like me. eight ive I have this weird thing I actually started writing a book ah in 2002. I'm three chapters in. It is 2024. I'm still three chapters in. I started writing a book or a horror novel like a couple of months ago, and I was writing it on a free trial thing, not realizing that I have access to Google documents. i Everybody kiss my ass. And for some reason, I can be honest.
Speaker: My computer had a restart and I lost all that shit. And because i got I got involved in other shit, I haven't been back to that, but which is fine because I'm still able, like the project I'm taking on now on Thursdays, I'm actually able to like Focusing creativity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they're right. And you've read the shit that that yeah I've written so far. Well, see, like me, every time I write something, I have to spell check it 400 times because I won't be able to read it. I am a terrible speller, but I have I have dyslexia. And it's not an excuse, but it's one of those things. Writing for yeah writing with a pencil, I could write for days. I think.
Speaker: fuck me like when I text you it's talk to text there yeah oh Brian yeah just man we were talking about the other day the man I'd like to talk to yeah yeah what's going on oh not much now you're listening a pool somewhere
Speaker: Hold on, I just got he's got his daughter's graduation party coming up. So he's got family. And so it's blazer night tonight. And Connor has surgery coming up. So he's taking a couple days off. um So blazer, blazer is the new member of the network. He's got a show on Thursdays. Nice. And he's going to want you to come up for one.
Speaker: Uh, he's he's got a new this it's Blaze hit me up a couple weeks ago. He's like, dude, I got an idea for a show, man. You know, in his Blaze voice and it's it's it's an argument show. Oh, it's it's called. Yeah, he's on the phone, John. Uh, it's it's called whose argument is anyway. Oh, yes. Thursday nights. Whose argument is it? Who's argument is it anyway? And I do, oh duh, please just mute it again. Oh, so John, the bins behind me, that's my dildo collection. yeah
Speaker: So, uh, yeah, I didn't want, i didn't want it name perhaps but boy know I didn't want to ask him like, that's his thing. All right, fine. So Thursday night, it's Saturday night, man. So Thursday nights is whose argument is it? Is it anyway? And it's, it's debates, but they're not typical. They're nonsensical. So. the first The first episode on Thursday, so it's going to be three topics that two people are going to argue for or against. And I get to pick who has what position. But these are the three topics. Topic number one on Thursday is going to be cartoon. Who would give a better bill job, Donald Duck or Daffy Duck?
Speaker: And then I'll sit there and I will sign the position. Like, so Jeff and K mag is going to be up there on Thursday and I'm going to be like, okay, you're going to argue that Daffy Duck gives a better blowjob. And you're going to argue that Donald Duck does, or, or I might say you argued as to why Donald Duck would be worse or Daffy would be worse. It's just going to be like, like, you know, the time we got like 15 minutes to go through it. But you have to like, you have to like, you know, it's some wit, some improv. um And then topic number two is pickup lines. You walk into a bar, you see Jessica Rabbit standing at the bar who has the better pickup line. And you sit there and you compete who has the bigger pickup line.
Speaker: say i had a feeling this is gonna be like roger rabbit related because like when you said daffy duck versus donald duck i yeah just play i'm i'm automatically thinking that's the desk rabbit let's say i know i know i know i know i know but when he said daffy duck and donald duck like who does better i'm like i'm automatically thinking the dueling pianos and who frame roger rabbit There you go. And then like a third topic, which is probably the actual first one that that we do, because it's not as raunchy or whatnot. But it's going to be like, if Bigfoot's were real, what music would they listen to and why? And he just like shit like that, like not your it's it's it's not nothing serious. It's not politics. it's None of that bullshit. It's just great. It's just crazy fucking topics sit there and argue.
Speaker: Oh, ah trust me. i have i building I'm building a skit around that and some questions. Don't get me wrong. Oh, man. And during the episode is going to be two different people arguing. Yes. So each each episode is also going to have like, you know, there's like a break after each argument. It's like, you know, yeah they they get a minute a minute or two to give their opening argument and then they have about 10 to 15 minutes to banter back and forth. And then it's going to be a break. And each break has like a trivia question. Wrong answers only.
Speaker: you know For it's like like you go to the movies and they're like in this movie, you do this, and but you give the wrong answer and people could throw. Yeah. And it's for like audience engagement in the audience gets to vote on who wins the debate pretty much. And then then following Wednesday, which is what the fuck news, the winner gets announced. Yes. As the master debater for the week. Yes. Master debater. And then I'm also going to do some skits. That's like it's gonna make a left turn go south quick. Oh, we put blazes never like I blazes never talking about it And I was like I got the perfect idea for a fucking logo and I built a logo of Calvin and Calvin pissing on his desk Okay,
Speaker: okay so I froze so I don't know yeah i stopped I But I'm also like putting some skits in there in the beginning. I'm kind of like having some fun with the the weekly the weekly lineup and et cetera. And I'm introducing a character to the network. His name is Charlie, the Chupacabra. Jeff knows him. So ah anyway, my and this whole long line of fucking words is, hey, Brian, I'd like to to have i'd like to have you up there.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, no problem. So yeah, you need to put in your private chat a way he can get ahold of you because I don't have a way to get ahold of you. So somebody decided to get on Snapchat because they're too good. Long story behind that one. I get it. You're hiding some crazy dude that wants to fuck you. I get it. yeah You know, you can block those people. I'm just saying I have stock. No, no, it was. Oh, man. I have a much smaller collection to build us. Long story behind that. You need to get Sean back up here because Brian and I are the Game and Thrones experts. And Sean said he's not the giant. He watched Game and Thrones, but he didn't like it as much. I asked like Sean sent me a message to send him the link. I was like, dude, the link's in the chat. In the chat.
Speaker: I don't know. so So have you been watching a House of the Dragon? No, I'm waiting for season two to finish for a watch. We're not going to this conversation. Oh, man. No, because we're not going to the conversation we so long. Get through the first step, first season. And then it got good. And then it fucking cut off. So I don't want to do that multiple times. It's fucking weeks. Yeah. So I'm going back to plugging my show. So also the audience, if they want, if they have like topic suggestions down in the comments and and if they want to come up for an opportunity to argue or if they know somebody that that was that they want to argue with, like fucking send us an email. I still want Leggy and Frank on for an argument because that'll turn out to knock down. Oh, I don't know. I don't know if it should be. a
Speaker: be belligerent or not? but Well, the thing is, Leggy's very strong will. And so is Frank. they They both stay on their ground. I would like to see, I would definitely like to see Frank up here. hundred I think Frank would knock it out of the park. Get it, Brian! Sean, welcome back. What's up, yeah What's up, my man? Yes, my day.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I got a problem with your shows. Game of Thrones is fucking my show. not ja went I said, well, you you were just talking about it was let's talk about how you have problems with my shows. Hmm. Yeah, I said, I didn't say that we're going to go back into a conversation about Game of Thrones is like, we've already had. Oh, no, I don't want to go back into that. Oh, door, door, door, door, door. the the
Speaker: my like fifteenth watch the girl has no name yes she's about to be brian do you have a what's oh oh you tell much yeah yeah she yes heing him in the sentiment the private chat and i a hit chip on on ah on a what'sapp Okay. Yeah, I have WhatsApp. Yeah, I use WhatsApp every day. What's that? I do. Jeff, like, introduced me to what? I'm a educator. Dude, but when he did, it was like. I was on shrooms and I'm sitting here like 45 minutes trying to figure the fuck out. Now, but once you do get it figured out, figured out fucking.
Speaker: WhatsApp is one of the greatest apps ever for messaging. Really? Well, I still I still use Skype the entire episode. Can you brew WhatsApp? A six hour episode through WhatsApp. Yeah, um yeah like yeah, I mean, I mean, for other people I keep in contact with, I mean, I'm going to start up a Snapchat again. This summer, I'll just use like a different email so that way they're like, hey, wait a minute. But, um, so you got a stalker? No, apparently there was like a photo that I took and I shared it with a friend. And apparently, apparently they thought it was kind of like an inappropriate picture, but like, no. And it was a, picture it was a picture that, uh, that I took like when I was in Cancun last. Okay. So dick I was going to say, no, thanks dude. What the fuck?
Speaker: no no because like i took a group photo and because in can't i mean because jeffy you know that you know that if there's a winner on that monitor i swear to god's dude see did you do the cunt what did you do no no in can't do they have a giant science is can't coon what if you stand at it and make yourself into a t it says cunt yeah It's hilarious. But no, but but it it was it was it was a it was a picture. It was it's on my old. It's on my old phone. but um But it's a picture that it took. It was like me, me, me and the two girls. But in the background, you got these other girls that are kind of like younger and they're like in their bikinis and they flagged it like, oh, that's inappropriate. Oh, Brian doesn't know about the bucket of spaghetti, though. Yeah, I mean, bucket of spaghetti.
Speaker: well by wait okay so you took fuck a spaghetti because because like because the girls there like okay like a cancun hawaii south america like girls on the beach how li like no i mean i'm just saying like like it can get white oh like teenage girls are are walking around wearing like cheekat like cheeky to thong bikini and somebody yeah yeah and and snapchat deemed it inappropriate really because it was like me and the girls and and the met but they're in this background
Speaker: walking around you a thong or bikini is free speech and so so don't kill it can so yeah no yeah so snapchat deemed it inappropriate bad man no shit yeah so it ban my account so i got say it so i was like wait a minute hold on you're not looking at you're just no no no no no no no no no no Yeah. The reason why Blaze was laughing. If you could walk around with it in public, then you can tell them. There needs to be a meme instead of like fucking buttered sausage is bucket spaghetti. Isn't my bucket of spaghetti I made today? well Well, I mean, hey, um well, let's talk about this. Well, let's just try and talk about something serious. This is Saturday night. There's no such thing as serious.
Speaker: Yeah, it it was weird. But but no here no, there's if they can walk around with it, then there's no problem with. silver Exactly. It's public. If you're yeah like, you know, you see all those people like, don't fill me. Bitch, we're in public. if I can see it. I can film it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but yeah, I mean, but but yeah, but yeah. but up but yeah and dead well that walk out These women are willing to walk around in a song. and i'm not just talking about a thong i'm talking about like is she wearing anything oh there it is the straps above her but yeah but no but i mean but jeff ke vouch for this cause like all in public in the
Speaker: that's hanging out yeah the show and i mean you'll see that my little happy asshole because this danger is out there for me yeah you'll you'll see you'll see it you'll see the puerto rico you'll see it cuba dominican republic all like women out there just don't care ah females of any age just doesn't care don yeah it's ten thousand fucking degreeasers two hot to wear clothes the the the the
Speaker: let the clothes let the clothes go off i group you well and and even a gar they the beach is topless yeah yeah and um yeah cause like ah my my best friend but my best friend went to best pres man ah my My best friend was in ah when he met up with his girlfriend. They were up in Dominican Republic. He said they were checking in the hotel and right behind you could see like the the pool. He said there was like a row of women just all topless and you got kids walking around playing in the pool and all that like women like nobody cares. I've literally been in the bar standing next to a couple having sex and didn't realize it for three minutes.
Speaker: I turned around and sat my drink down like, you guys fucking like, yeah, I was like. That is Cancun for sure. Spring break. Spring break when all those motherfuckers get all horny. Oh, fuck yeah. They will fuck. They will. Do they. This is this. This is a picture of Jeff's prepper bucket.
Speaker: a Yes. That is my mini bucket. but That's extra large. Don't hate on my bucket. I love my bucket of spaghetti. gli Glick's going to see that picture in the shape of like, what the fuck is this about? i get the
Speaker: No, when I make spaghetti, I don't fuck around, man. No, you don't. Well, once again, but it's like it right now. I made it today.
Speaker: I made it like right before the show. that's almost It's almost empty. There's three people in the house, me and my kids. And we've almost finished this bucket. It's it's like it's like it's all you can eat. Fucking spaghetti buffet. It just is one thing I make really good. Got the can of ragu and everything. Is there any balls in there, though? No, I use ground beef and ground ham. But I will. Yeah, I mean, I use ground beef and ground pork, but is there any meatballs? No, this time I i got chunks of ham and the. Oh, this is this is what this is what I this is what I learned. right apparently Apparently, spaghetti and meatballs is an American thing, because if you actually go to Italy and ask for spaghetti and you ask for meatballs, they'd look at you crazy like the hell about you. Yeah, they'll laugh.
Speaker: They're all going to laugh at you. They're all going to go to Italy and put ice cubes in your wine. I don't even do that shit in Europe. Well, I said anything. I do. I do that. You put ice in your wine. Yeah. Yeah. You must be able to say wine or cold, wine cold, cold liquor is the best. Any kind of alcohol, if the colder it is, the better. The last time I had wine, I ended up sleeping in a little car. Ooh, that but bourbon hit wrong. Yes, I used ground pig too. Yeah. Yeah, I bought, I bought ham that's cut up in chunks. And then what I did is I, I fry it all in a pan and I put sausage in there. I put, um, uh,
Speaker: ham, I put ground beef, fried it up with some mushrooms, uh, uh, quartered tomatoes. And then I put in a, uh, a sauce and I, bought I was put on a jar of ragu. And then he puts it in a bucket. And I put it in the bucket. And I want that. I want to replicate stuff for your news recipe. Right. Yeah, the original ship already pasta recipe. I want to I want that. From what I understand, the original tastes a lot better than the can. done Yeah. Yeah. but I mean, because, you know, what what you had resourceful, and what was it? And then I can't even show it because of the background. Now, Buffalo Trace, I just say it. Nice. But yeah, I mean, I make I make two kilos of ah pasta.
Speaker: I still want Taco Bell. Not going to lie. Yeah. So my wife, you know, being Mexican, growing up Mexico and all that stuff. When she went to Europe the first time, she's in Germany, she's like, they got a Taco Bell here. I said, you should totally go eat it. Fucking Taco Bell rocks. And Glick likes to pick on her saying that real Mexican food is Taco Bell. just it' tonight but but it's not it's not he just doesn't just a piss her and me off but
Speaker: i mean but but without bill but that was like the story i said like when i when i grew up as a kid because i grew up in the hood and the only thing i thought that was real mexicanca food was a taco bell
Speaker: it's not it's not it's not And then like that then the hit and then we have. We have a taco cabana and it was like Tex Mex and I'm like Tex Mex, but that's what I got introduced to like enchiladas and then, uh, you know, flautas and all that shit. I'm like, Oh, okay. So then, then this is Mexican food. So then when my, when my parents split, I went, I stayed with my dad and.
Speaker: the neighborhood we moved into was like little mexico and one of my other best friends uh while we were at while we were in high school like on a weekend he was just like yeah man let's go get some mexico food i'm like oh we're going and i was like i was like oh we're going to taco cabana and he looked at me he just goes
Speaker: He's just so He's like come on white boy. Let's go white boy. I'm like a hundred percent fucking green goes man Funny thing is b Brian when you go get tacos in Mexico, what do they ask you?
Speaker: well cut me on off what do they ask Yeah, the green sauce of the red sauce well they'll ask if you want it spicy yeah and the The funny thing is, is like my wife, she's done she she doesn't mind spicy, but she's not like, I'm chasing after the spice. She's like, no, a plane is fine, you know? Or she'll do green sauce, which doesn't have any spices. Dude, dude, I want to, I want to go back to the genius's question, right? Real quick. Have you guys ever had Buffalo balls?
Speaker: No. Oh. So I haven't had Buffalo balls. I've never heard of that, but I have heard of like Rocky Mountain oysters, like sheep. And that's what I'm kind of wondering is that. I'm thinking that's what he's talking about. yeah Yeah, I have it. I have never had it, but I am not opposed to trying. I've had Rocky Mountain oysters. They're not terrible until you find out what they are. i never seen the new your money do That's what it is. You eat them and you're like, these are good. That's sheep balls. I'm good. Done. No, but like we go to we go to, you know, little outdoor food joints you know on the street. And my wife will order for us because as soon as I order, the price goes up.
Speaker: as a white guy and and they'll ask what you know you want spice and I'm always like the more the merrier you know make it burn both ways and and they'll look at my wife go to icy ones for you and she's like no that's all him and people look at me like I'm fucking really I'm like oh dude and then I go back and I grab more sauce I'm like I like the spice oh man man, dude, like when, when we're going to, uh, Islam, we had this dude, the lady that has like a little taco cart, that that's attached to her bicycle, dude, man. Street had some of the best dude. She had that Conchita speed bill. Holy shit. That was amazing. I was just telling them about Pasoli. I'll do
Speaker: Pozole, menudo, mole, I'll eat that shit. Tortas, menudo, I'll eat all of it. Mole! Mole freaked me out the first time I saw it. Mole looks like cals - My stomach is actually pretty fucking tasty. It is. The first time I saw Mole, I was like, why did you put chocolate on my chicken? It literally looks like melted chocolate. But, I mean, but then - It looks like chunky hers. Yeah. But, but then, but then, you know, cause at first, like, at first, like, you know, I was all about El Paso tacos. I was like, hell yeah. But then, but then, but then I got introduced to Baba Koa and I'm like, Baba Koa became, Baba Koa became my favorite. And then, then going down to Cancun and then I got exposed to Conchitas B. Bill. I was like, Oh yes, this is number one. But now. Like the blaze, when you come down, there's a place that makes, uh, tortas there. Um,
Speaker: They're coaching eat that and slower support. It's slower. So they really put the pig in the fucking ground and like the pitch on fire, like at the banana leaf. Yeah. yeah i've And big like that before it is delicious. They serve it to in a bread that if you touch the bread, the bread starts to fall apart. It's so crispy and fluffy. That with a cold, I'm talking ice cold coke. best breakfast in the fucking planet. Yeah. So you're saying the bread is more flaky than Connor. No, yeah, 100%. Okay, cool. Yeah. Like, like, like Dan riff on a fucking sick kid, just holy shit. a It's fucking amazing. And the crazy thing is, I cannot I've asked the guy like four times, where do you buy the bread? I want to go buy some. Yeah, and he won't tell me.
Speaker: He's like, no, that's my little secret. I think you're an asshole, dude. Well, if he's buying, it's got to be somewhere where you can buy it, too. Obviously, but he won't tell me where it is because, you know, because because there's there's like I can go to that. I only go to one. The other ones are good, but this guy's got the best. Well, then I know they're like getting your car and sort of stake out and follow that motherfucker. I know where the fuck I plan on it. But. If you go on a Sunday to this dude's joint, I don't care if you show up at six o 'clock in the morning or seven o 'clock at night, you're going to stand in line for 45 minutes. Minimal. That's like voodoo donuts in Portland, dude. And donuts is good. No, fuck. It's amazing. The only reason I found this place is my wife and I, when we first moved in together, we got this little shitty studio fucking apartment. She was still pregnant with Kevin and you know, and this dude's,
Speaker: restaurant if you want it's literally the side of this fucking house uh is literally three steps away from our front door and i would i think i would spend a hundred pesos for the two of us and they're six inch sub basically and i ate it every day for like six months every morning for breakfast i go buy it for breakfast and she'd be like i want something different like well you get over with the fuck you want this is what i'm getting for breakfast and you get the Coke in a glass glass bottle. Yeah. This guy would literally give me the glass bottle, just make sure you bring it back. All right. Yeah. Because they're returnable bottles. And I would literally go. And then the other thing you do, you can just buy a kilo of the meat and then take it home. And oh my God, it's amazing.
Speaker: John it John fucking gets it slow and low Yeah, ah yeah, but I mean but but but yeah after I thought like like country history bill was like my top dog The second time I went to Cancun um We were we were roaming we were roaming the the the Hotel strip and we came across this one place that was like and next to a souvenir shop But the place I was there. That's when I got introduced the video tacos I killed ah hu
Speaker: I need to go. I need to go to Mexico City. I don't know. Dude, Brian, I need to take you to Mexico City or they make tortoises the size of your fucking head. Mexico City. Dude, I do want to go to Mexico City. I do want to go to Merida. Merida is cool. The only problem I have, Merida, is there's no fucking sidewalks. There is, but like the sidewalk. I want to rent a scooter and just go cruising. Fucking married is weird. I'm not I like the place. I just don't want I would never live there
Speaker: but I mean but but like but pretty much whenever I do decide to go back though I do want to go see I do want to go see like Chitzanitza I do want to go see Tulum ah you've never been to Chitzanitza no one of my favorite places on earth is just cuz cuz like cuz like cuz like the first time I went it was be we chilled on the beach and then we did some stuff around the the hotel but then as far as far as ah As far as a out of the hotel, we went to Escadet. I love that place better. That place is better. That place is better.
Speaker: Once you get on the ziplines, you're not getting off until you're done. Yeah. And so I love it. Yeah, we only we only did like the water park. We only did the water park version where we did the snorkeling. ah We swam with nurse sharks, got the pet with nurse shark. We get the pet and hold the nurse shark. um That was pretty amazing. ah And then we were going to do an underwater trek, but apparently we ran out of time ah in this grass. the underwater track, it takes for a walk. I'm a big plastic dog for a gigadee.
Speaker: ah and one part where we went into a cave and we saw all the bats they were like who but No, there's a they got a place. They got a new place here. It came out like five, six years ago. It's called census, spelled with an X. and And they have a street where you're you feel like you're walking uphill, but the water is going uphill.
Speaker: it's It's set up in a way where everything's an optical illusion.
Speaker: So what feels like you literally feel like you're going to fall over walking up this or, you know, across this hill, but it's flat. It's just the way everything's designed. It's really weird. Like it's great for like Instagram photos. So it's like you put your head through a hole and it looks like your head's floating in a sea of something. It's really cool. I liked it. Um, That's in Cancun. Yeah, it's in Cancun. Well, technically gone. We need to go to Cancun, homie. There are there there are one, two. We need to go to Cancun, homie. Yeah, dude, I'm down. There's like five or six major parks that are. like My my production plant is shut off for the next week. I have nothing to do for the next week, but vacation time.
Speaker: Right real quick. You've been to Coco Bongo. Tell the guys how cool it's really cool it's probably <unk> fact know but time and those and the people in a room the women that go there oh my god The club you're dancing you're drinking cause it's open bar and then all of a sudden everything stopped and fucking spider -man comes swinging around the fucking room Wait, what? Coco Bongo is a club where each night they do 25 to 30 shows that only hold up. You mean page and you can get any cocaine you want. Well, you can be honest. No, totally not wonky they do shows. They do. um There's a total of 152 shows, which means you can go every single of the night of the week and not see the same shows.
Speaker: but yeah um and then do and then do to come up to mine will do daring ah you want need green or white they stole that on the way out they can't they don it's not a allowed doing club you do that on the way out but you get ask But I think ah I think what the next and we like whenever I do decide to go like plan to go back I want to stay at the Grand Oasis because they got a casino in there and plus I mean it's You know Yeah, I know. Brain oasis is nice. But then again, but then again, it's great on a budget. But then again, I was thinking about temptations as well. Temptations is dope because it's a temptation. All it is is a dog only only. It happens in temptations. You don't tell mom. No, you don't. Yeah. Yeah. Shut your fucking hole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No pictures. Yeah. They don't allow photos.
Speaker: And there was a lady on that. Is that where you go? i need day he shares No. Temptations is a hotel. It's where all the tours go. But a lot of swingers end up there. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to fuck that dude's wife, all you got to do is ask. That's when I was not stripper. Yeah. ah Well, if you really want to strip going, they got a place here called Plaza 21. Plaza. It is 14 strip clubs in all one location. Well, like he said, you better wrap, you wrap, you better stick a cork in your assho rubber po at the ass and a rubber band on on your dick. You know, you take a you take a box full of condoms and an STD test. Amen to that. But no, no, you take you know, you take a snake bite kit.
Speaker: yeah So ah so, but yeah, but um yeah, whenever whenever I do decide or whenever I do plan to go back like the the and we we be like that we'll be like all right we'll we'll like it's almost like a mall of strip clubs yeah like it' true yeah strip all literally a stripline yeah first yeah i told that somebody and because
Speaker: are used here they just called a a mole or blasza and i was like the the the man yeah we're we're trying for my eight with my bunch of food you want to hook up with and so sick no i it's so disgusting with with with' with to john like john shows up to the strip ball like worse spencer
Speaker: it's enough ah i It's one of those weird places where you know, jayce jayce jenny's I was I was telling you blaze how i've been around the world multiple times in this navy and then biblically I've been around the world like nine times. What do you mean by biblically? I don't know what you mean by that. You said yeah, you did say that earlier. Jeff you did say or I didn't know when you met my So what I'm saying, I've never, I've never used, bip I've never used biblically. That's what biblically is. but you no like did like you say You know, like your, your ex -wife. In the biblical term, in the biblical term, he says, have you ever fucked her?
Speaker: I've never heard that expression. I'm new. Really? They do it in movies all the time. So when you say I know that guy or I know that girl and they're like and somebody will ask you, do you know them in the biblical sense? Oh, OK. I have. OK. So what does that mean? That means you've had sex with them. in a biblical sense, non sinful. I don't know. Cause I don't know what the reference is, but biblically, when you say, I know that biblically, that means you've seen them naked. You've done the deed. I use the word intimately. Well, that's it. That's the other one. So yeah when I was in the Navy, I went around the world three times.
Speaker: Biblically, I've been around the world like nine times. Nonsenseically, yes, even better. Again? again Woman, shouldn't you be a asleep? Just because you take us to bed doesn't mean we're going to play biblically. No matter what the rumors say. but I just sat crazy. What does that mean?
Speaker: ball ah i but Oh, I just say crazy I'm one of my friend of mine from on here. Fuck get it ah go ahead But so i um My tenth trip around the world all happened in Cancun biblically biblically Because one of the things I did when I first moved here is I was, of course, single. And I'd go to the club every night, then go to work the next morning. But what I would do is I'd go to the club, pick up some chick from wherever, because she's leaving in a week, go to her hotel room, talk intimately, wake up the next morning, go to my apartment, shit shower and shave, and go right back to work and then do it again. I did that for a year.
Speaker: I have a biblical relationship with my mother, sister, cousin. and I am my own grandpa. I'm i'm working that into a skit at this moment. Well, what's the Pauli Shoreline? He says, he's like, so you're Imbread. And she says, Imbread? He goes, yeah, well, your mom's your dad, your dad's your brother. Imbreeders.
Speaker: Dude, I fucking when I came back from Saudi Arabia, this was in like 2001. I took I took some lead afterwards and I flew back home to Kentucky. I get off the plane. I'm single at this time. I get off the plane. I walk. I'm walking down the ramp. This is before you couldn't go to the gate to like get your. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm walking. I'm walking down off the gate. My parents are there and I'm like, Oh, Kentucky, the home of in breeders.
Speaker: if you give your call people
Speaker: it weird No, it is the the beauty of Cancun when you're single and you live here. Oh my gosh, you would see Sean. You and I need to go. You can throw a stick at any club. just got back home spread and probably do do Jeff was saying Cancun is the place to be when you're single. I'm like, Sean, we need to go. Oh, for sure. That's where. Once again, when I first moved here, cell phones weren't necessarily a big thing. Or cell phone cameras, I mean. So like.
Speaker: What happened in the club back then versus what happens now are two totally different things. because Right. Right. That's why pretty on the whole season. Yeah. you You can get away with anything there or used to. And back then I've little, like I said, I was at senior frogs and so I used to work for a company that do the pub crawl and we go to your dog. Well, that was like the destination for in their early two thousands, every Person from all about around America went to senior frogs ah yeah spring great and we need talk about man my Oh is like I'm doing sound for a show and what to go home They they're giving a war But anyway, yeah, that's where everyone used to go senior frogs. Well, the thing is you know Everyone went there for spring break
Speaker: If you look at the hotel zone, Cancun, hold hold on, let me see here. Can. Tell.
Speaker: Close. Camp down, racist. Sing this song. du do And I still don't know how to send. You so just copy and paste, my man. OK.
Speaker: You hold down and then you like select, you copy, and you paste it in a message. and Share my screen here real quick. The Cancun nightlights. I know that now, Leggy. They're all within a half mile strip. Oh, everything is like literally. This is one side. There's Congo. There's Daddio right next to Daddio's Day Rock. Then I didn't know a Mexican city looked like that. I've never. Oh, dude, it's insane. There's a cigarette fucking shit. looks background Vegas. Oh, yeah, they fucking go off, dude. They're senior frogs. Sean, they just moved it. There you go. Oh, strongly. That's Coco Bongo.
Speaker: ah that that looks like last year. yeah There's a giant Spider -Man out front. Like you can see on this map. even even when even when you land Even when you land and you're standing in line of customs, they always have like the TV that always shows like, you know, a little, the attractions and stuff. And Coco Bongo is always featured. Yes, like you're going to Mexico. up
Speaker: but do I mean but like getting on getting on a wave runner and going through the shredding through that clear blue water that Arctic clear blue water is so amazing are best for Does it really? There's certain parts that smell like urine. It smells like New York. Certain parts of Las Vegas smells like this, too. Yeah. Yeah. And it's it's just because. Or really rank vagina. Yeah. Sleeping with the wrong clothes. It does. It But the beauty of Cancun is like, it like I said. ah Is it like Caribbean water? Oh, it is.
Speaker: is fucking gorgeous blue Arctic blue clear.
Speaker: Should we all take a bit of weed right now? You can. I don't smoke. I'm I'm inside the house. I'm I don't I don't have. I have one. Hey, dude, dude, you can smoke weed on here. It's OK. Dang it. Yeah, Brian your your background messes. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but it's like the Arctic blue water just a clear Maybe because I've smelt it before Well, I grew up in California yeah and swimming in the beaches like it's like green kind of green water and like you don't know what the fuck is like right right next to me and My my boss. and Yeah
Speaker: He had a buddy that used to fly i airplanes over the beaches, like with the banners, like advertising. How's that? You know what I'm talking about? That's Isla Muertes. Shit happens. No, but you know, like you see airplanes driving over the beach, like advertising. Driving here. Oh, well my God. So my boss had a buddy that used to do that on the airplane and he said, oh You know the farther up you are the more you can see further down in the ocean Okay, this is the sign I was telling you guys about this side. There's a sign. Let me open it That's out front of the municipal building but they have one in the hotel zone if you stand right here Where the guy is that you make a tea sign? your god It's a thing people do it all the time
Speaker: I want to. I've done it. I have a picture of it. I can't cut.
Speaker: But. There it is. Yeah. OK, we can't really show all that, but. But yeah, it's it's one of those things it's like people do it all the time. jeff not larryries and Jeff, Jeff, I set the clip on the private chat that this is like the first hook, the first all inclusive. I stated on the first go around. I love that hotel. I just show the guy there's like seven restaurants in there. Like they had a really good, really good spot for sushi. You had your regular buffet and then you had like other restaurants in there. There was a steak house in there too. Oh yeah.
Speaker: go than the difference the Mexico a back sense nine hundred um that's a front lobby that's ah that's a front lobby like straight ahead is the sushi bar and yeah yeah we had our own private pool um yeah that's the sushi bar right there
Speaker: Yep. And then further to the opposite, they had like a place where they do like ice cream and gelato. Yep. Right there. I mean, it's really, it's really, I really like it. It's beautiful. The pool. Yeah. You you sit there and and and be at the bar at the pool. I mean, I've been to a place like that. Damn. Check this out, boys. This is Kogobongo. This is the club. I'll go and I'm going to leave the sound off. But let's get to where they're inside. That's outside. There it is. Do fucking places. Oh, you can drink all night. ah They turn the lights on at six a .m. and says you don't have to go home. You can't stay here. ah They do shows throughout the night. It's fucking amazing. I love going there. And, you know, it was like people swinging around. Focus of Olay.
Speaker: It's well, basically what they do is they do several shows throughout the night and like my favorite show they do is called is Tron like from the movie and they have dudes bungee jumping from the ceiling Let's see if I can find it that's them guys Yeah,
Speaker: see and they get the crowd into it I don't see Tron
Speaker: But Leggy, if you meet us there, you won't be alone. Exactly. Yeah. You'll be alone anyways. I'm not going anywhere. I mean, Jeff will be there to laugh at you. I'd be there to laugh at you. There they go. Bungee jumping. And protect you, of course. They're bungee jumping from the ceiling above the crowd. It's fucking insane. And it goes along to like some real cool trance music and the movie. So it's like it's a great joint. you know, my mom and dad, they're not club people. Like they're like farthest from club people is like, yeah. And the last time they were here, I told him, I said, would you guys come bring something nice? We're going to go out one night. I'm not telling you where we're going. And the day I said, you know, the day we're getting ready to go, I said, where's something that I said, I would go out. And my mom said, are we going to Coco Bongo? And I was like, yeah, it' like I can't wait because
Speaker: It's it's there's there's certain things you need to do when you come to Cancun That if you don't do they don't count as you were here Yeah, and Coco Bongo is definitely one of those things. Oh Here is the moment as beach walk. here is Yeah, here's the beach walk. Yeah I Miss squal
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, that's, the mo headous which is the island that is about what a mile mile and a half yeah i'll have to get there. It's not that bad. And they have fairies. And then the way I like to do it is I go out on the cat around where you do snorkeling and you have open bar the whole way there and back. Oh, yeah, we just wrote we just wrote on the ferry the ferry at the ferry is like a big it feels like you're a big ass yacht. Yeah. Oh, not to laugh at you. Wouldn't laugh at you. Well, maybe they were. I mean, y 'all laugh when you fall down the stairs because you're drunk. It'll be funny. I mean, I mean, that's that's that's that's part of having fun in Mexico is laughing, laughing at each other. Right. Well, yeah, like I said, I
Speaker: the My biggest problem about living here is I don't have any video I can hang out with. I don't leave my house. So if anybody comes down, I'm ready. Let's go. you know i it's I would let you know i'm like, hey, I'm going down to Cancun. Let's go. Yeah. Because here's the funny thing for me to get from my house to your hotel. Well, just outside your hotel room cost me a buck. I can get there on the bus. It takes me a little bit to get there, but I can take a bus. I walk for. 10 minutes and I'm at the bus stop. I kept the bus and I'd be there in like an hour and a half. Leggy, you didn't miss hear me. I did say that, but I said it in a. Like ah endearing kind of way, like, yeah I mean, because we just all laugh at each other because we're having fun and shit happens. like if But I also hold on. and I also I also did say we would protect you.
Speaker: Agreed. Well, if you were to come to Cancunle, all you got to do is text me 20 minutes before you leave, 30 minutes before you land, and I can meet you at the airport. I can get to the airport for my house in 30 minutes. Like, it would be a group thing. You wouldn't be there alone. Yeah. TD won't be there, though. I'm sorry. yeah and sorry not sorry no like the for for a place to live as long as you can ah make an income decent where you don't have to like I do and don't have to do anything it's great how far how are you from Tulum Tulum's about
Speaker: the the
Speaker: lia oh but ok apply the carmen all right the commentss forty five minutes from here Tulum's about an hour from there. Yeah, so if I took that, so if I take it, if I take a bus - I don't know what you're talking about now, Leggy. I'm sorry. So, so yeah, so if I, uh, if I took the bus, um, that would take like, what, about a 30 minute bus ride? TD, you don't know who TD is. Oh, come on. You can figure that out. Play some brain cells, Leggy. Come on. You know what TD is. So you can actually take the Playa Express.
Speaker: Yeah, say it's a it's one of those Mercedes Sprinter vans. Yeah 15 people and You can get from plyo karma to Cancun in about 45 minutes Okay, so and then also to yeah, I've never been to plya and I've seen a lot of stuff replies so we could play like oh like yeah, I could meet you guys I'm not a fan of fly but I go Yeah. So yeah. Well, I've never been, but yeah, I just want to go check it out. We got Tulum. I Because Blaze, I kid you not, every time I step in Playa, I'm like, I smell weed. Dude, that's right. Weed is legal in Mexico. Eh, yes, enough. I thought it was. You got to be secretive about it. you
Speaker: Well. You have to be secretive about it. Really? I thought I thought it was fucking legal. I'm sorry about that. It is legal there in Mexico. I thought it's like recreationally legal. Well, it's recently become legal, but I don't think it's trickled down to the cops. Like you can carry so much on you, but if you're walking around with a pound and they're like, yeah, calm down, dude. Well, I mean, I mean, a pound, I mean that even in the States. thatlos will even so I you can't walk around and smoke.
Speaker: Oh, that's fine. You know, my wife does occasionally. I mean, as long as there's places to smoke. Well, you can always smoke in your house. But like, what like my wife and I had and the kids, we were we were going to the movies. And before we went to the mall, why my wife pulled walked over by the parking area and just lit up joints.
Speaker: or just outside the gym or something like that. So it's, you know, you want to keep your eyes peeled, but you know, especially if you're in here in the hotel zone, it's less likely to get caught. Fair. But when you're here, I mean, I like you with some good stuff. Like if I go down there, I can buy some weed and smoke and get high, right? Yes. i seek If you were gonna if you were if you were gonna get some get through me Well this little fact cuz a I have a guy and they don't have stores and they don't have a oh no no no no no no mrru down yeah that's prettydoulance its one people for Like six or eight months Jeff I found the Carmen I found a walking through Playa Del Carmen Okay
Speaker: Yeah, with that, this is, I'm gonna show this clip. Let me get through the ad here first. Would Brian just say what's that? So this is downtown Playa del Carmen, which is, like I said, it's 45 minutes from from Cancun. It's the next city on the Riviera Maya. Hey, Leggy, I would say come to Kentucky, but Kentucky - Down that road right there is the beach. but that's what it is. It's literally just the main part of Playa del Carmen and hotel zone area is literally just a long like 15 block street. Okay. Yeah. That's four kilometers.
Speaker: but it's literally just a bunch of shops and, you know, there's clubs and stuff. And oh the thing is, see how that guy just put out his hand for the menu. Everybody tries to quote unquote pull you in to their restaurant or their place of business. That's up you that's how they solicit it. And then of course there's the beach. That beach is topless just past that archway. That's a topless area. You don't, it's not mandatory, but it can't you can be. little yeah most people that go top us on that beach you don't want to see i tilicklick yeah that's that's going down oh shit yeah i mean i was like i mean cause i know you get like get ah get on a ferry there he go know what it is you know what reminds me of brian the best way to explain it is you know the coral negroro down here sleep market it's like walking down all the time Yeah, and which what was real funny though, like at the flea market, they're like, Oh, don't know that guy. He'll try to rip you off or whatever. But then you're like, okay, whether you go to his shop but they and then when it comes to foreign payments, wait, let me go ahead. ah Hey, hang on. Let me go ask him if I can use this card. reader Like you just told me this guy sucks. I kind of just went to him.
Speaker: like the The flea market, everybody works, the secret to the flea market comes down to everybody works there on commission. Nobody gets a salary in that joint. And they know that you'll see tags on this stuff. Each tag has a code. If you work there, you know what the code is and you know what it cost prices. Anything over that cost price, you split half with the shop. And the the funny thing about it that the the funny thing about it though, like every time when i what ah when I walk through there and I see like you know whatever the peso is, I'm like, what's the conversion? And I know like these guys are trying to overcharge because like, yeah, he don't know Spanish, he don't know the currency, you know but I'm getting little by little better at Spanish. And so this one guy tried to jit me and I just said it, because he's like, well, you know that I'm like, nah, he's like,
Speaker: i think it's worth less and he goes all pay two hundred dollars for a five dollars t-shirt yeah but this one but this was near shop this one super near shop that was right next to the ah the spot that did the bity at tacos they had it where whatever you're buying they had the sign it said like It was like saying, uh, how much in patrons, it'll say how much, yeah. How much in pesos, how much in dollars, how much in yen, how much, it like I was going in Canadian. I'm going, Oh, all right. I was like, this is my super new shop. I liked this spot and do the chocolate. I bought the chocolate bar. Dude, Mexican chocolate's amazing. ah Yeah. And the hot chocolate.
Speaker: like the abuelitas. Oh, my God. I'm not a big fan of abuelitas. Yeah, we do have to keep going because we after six hours, we can't upload. It's a big thing. So we're going to bounce out. um We'll be here tomorrow is Jeff's house. Jeff's garage um where Benji and I are going to be talking cars and all that fun stuff. Brian, you should be checking it out because it's really fucking dope. a Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I've been looking at cab over engines, man. ah Brian, do you have any closing statements? Yeah. The Pied S tech is Jeff's favorite car. There you go.
Speaker: I'm going to run you over with a Pontiac. Before we go, because we got a few minutes and Yeah, we o it's going to close. Let's go. I'm going to go and play Brie. The monsters in my it's called monsters in my head. This is Brie, one of the girls that quick interviewed. We're going to play this real quick and then we're going to give her a closing fight.
Speaker: A demon likes to mess with my mind She shows up in my dreams Don't go to sleep next to me Or you'll wake up to my screams Won't show yourself in the day But I'm never left alone And then she comes out trying to run my way
Speaker: Won't come out onto my bed She hides from me The monster in my head Oh, she won't be dead She lied to me Tell me, girl, you've had enough You'll never be loved You should quit while you're ahead Oh, I'm tired of the fight That keeps me up at night with the monster
Speaker: She's never far but when I look She'll vanish without a trace Hurled through herself like my voice But the message is so loud Fears I spare when she's helping I'm trying to take me out The monster in my hair won't come out under my veggie head
Speaker: Oh, she wants me dead She lied to me, lied to me Tell me girl, you've had enough You're all that love and love You should quit while you're ahead I'm tired of the fight That keeps me up at night with the monster, the monster
Speaker: The monster in my head won't come out under my bed She's dead of me, dead of me The monster in my head, oh, she wants me dead, I own her Cause I've been through enough, I've never given up I will win while I'm ahead, hey I'm strong enough to fight, the dark will be the light you remove
Speaker: Ah, that's Bree with monsters in my head. I like that song. It's really good. You know, like 12 feet tall. She's like 12 feet tall. She is tall, but she's like she's like a tall glass of milk.
Speaker: I'm glad you said it because I would have gotten shit for saying. ah a fair old But thanks everybody watching legs over listen We are nonsense go nonsense tomorrow is Jeff's garage Monday is men's care for men Tuesday flicks house music, although it's technically Friday because and until August 1st everything goes normal Wednesdays is what the fuck news where we're gonna tell you some weird news words make say what the fuck and then of course Thursday is Well whose argument is it anyways with me and then Friday is on ah starting August 1st is Steven's Unplugged sports or is it sports? Unplugged sports unplugged. Sorry sports. I buy the jerevich jerevich. He's amazing is huge. It's huge o and and then I We'll be back here again next Saturday for the Open Door Challenge on Nonsense Good Nonsense. Blaisen, what do you got to tell the people? Or let's start with Brian, because he's the guest.
Speaker: Take your time. I guess that's bye, everybody. Blaisen, what do you got to tell the people? It's okay to fart when you poop, but it's not o okay to poop when you fart. yeah And of course, and Jesus Christ. I'll give you the big old deuces. And as Chris always says, when you're going down that road of life and you're wondering what to do, just ask the boys at nonsensical nonsense, what would nonsensical nonsense do? And that's our show tonight, folks. Do the opposite. Always do the opposite. I'm telling you now. Bye, everybody. Do the opposite, I promise you.
