Nonsensical Nonsense 186 Cancer Sucks

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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Hopefully you guys are enjoying your week so far. It is Wednesday. Happy hump day. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. I'm your host as always

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Speaker: Thank you for your contribution to the show. I'll be here a week, folks. We are going to have a little bit more of a serious show tonight. We do have a guest that'll be joining us momentarily. I have been looking forward to this for a while. So we're going to get those invites out here in just a second, but we'll get some banter out of the way here real quick back and forth. On a side note, good news -ish.

Speaker: for me. I, my kids will now be staying with me Monday through Friday every week. Nice. So, I mean, you can't do what you normally do all week. I don't normally do anything all week. About what we talk about for a week. I can't do it. Well, I mean, I can't. I mean, you do have a bathroom with a door, so I guess you could. I have a bedroom with a door and a lock. That's also awkward, isn't it?

Speaker: Doing that with the kids in the house? Yeah, so it doesn't get... It's kind of like a little... It's kind of a creepy thing. Yeah, no. So... I don't... So I might... I might incapacitate myself this weekend after the first time... Or get yourself an Airbnb for like an hour and a half. Go to some Roach Coach Motel, you know, pay by the hour, go in, rubbin' out. All right, I'm done. And they're like, did they show up? He's like, no, I just took care of them.

Speaker: No, that's excellent. That's good news. It's good news, you know, in a lot of aspects and, you know, give them some structure, some kind of stability. You don't give me a reason to have to go to the grocery store. Well, I go to the grocery store every week. I mean, regardless, I have to... Door dashing all the time. Oh yeah. Well, any more, I'm just door dashing just for the fun of it.

Speaker: extra money. No, I understand. Yeah. Well, no, no, no. I'm talking about having stuff delivered. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Instead of having. Yeah, except for a week. So you'll have to actually cook. But it does free up my weekends. It does free up my weekends to where to where I can do more things and get out a little bit more and everything like that. This weekend's plans kind of fell through.

Speaker: So a buddy has to work this weekend. So yeah, it's okay. Maybe next week, but I got time, you know, I got plenty of time. We got nothing but time. Um,

Speaker: So, and then also being able to go to shows and shit like that because it seems like it never fails when you get the schedule for upcoming shows and the ones I want to go see, it's not the weekends I have. I actually, speaking of shows, the wife and I are going to go see, and I'm trying to get out of it. I'm trying to get out of my end on like, I have to go, but we're going to go see Daddy Yankee.

Speaker: uh it's oh that'd be actually pretty cool i kind of like daddy yankee the oh okay but here's the problem it's no matter which section you're in it's standing only and yeah i would i think i would be okay it's so packed with it the show doesn't start all eight but they're opening doors at three

Speaker: That sounds like a lot of standing around. So you buy like a general admission ticket and then you just get in there wherever you know. No, you have they have different sections roped off. My wife actually just sent me a photo of what the what the area looks like and we are seriously close to the stage. A little too close for my comfort because but we're getting

Speaker: I like that of Yankee. Calm down, Machichi.

Speaker: Yeah, there's the area. So each area will be kind of roped off. And you have to have a pass to get into a better area. But we are one section behind the section in front of the stage. That makes sense. Midground. Standing for all that time, I mean, I sit 12 hours a day. Do you want to stand? Yeah, you need to. At the end of the day, I'm just not going to hurt you. As Tony says, I need to get out of the bathroom.

Speaker: Yeah, it's not going to hurt you to stand for a few hours and enjoy the show. My wife loves that type of music, so it'll be something fun. I think that is, what is it, Friday night? Yeah, Friday night. Thanks. That's what I'm doing. Yeah. No, I understand it all.

Speaker: It'll be, uh, it'll be different around here. Uh, the kids are going to have to get used to a lot of new rules that they typically don't have, but, uh, you know, at the same time, it'll also benefit their mom. Yeah. That's why I said, calm down. It'll, it'll, it'll benefit their mom. She's well, you know, they're going through some stuff right now. So.

Speaker: It'll benefit them and help them out in the long run. It's a win. It's a win win. You're helping them out and you get more time with the kids, which is good. I mean, if you want more time with kids, I can send you mine.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I can get them tomorrow. I'm good. I'm good with your little, I don't need your two Tasmanian devils in here breaking shit. I'll toss them out of window. Once again, a win win.

Speaker: Win -wins! And I live on a main road, so... And they're not that big, so I could probably shoot them right out into the middle of the road. Exactly. You just wait for those flatbed trucks to come, and you just launch them like a lawn dart. Hope it... Yeah. They're Mexican. They're used to it. Yeah, a little bit fine. No for it. Yeah, but... Yeah, it's... Where the heck's it at?

Speaker: it'll be interesting weekend and then of course uh my brother -in -law uh i actually showed you the picture i i i have it ready well i did but then i got to playing around um yesterday was his 18th birthday

Speaker: And so we kind of go around the mall and pick it up a few things. And I bought him, because it is legal to drink at 18, but he's never even smelled alcohol before yesterday. So I got him a blowjob.

Speaker: You gave your brother -in -law a blowjob? What, Jeffrey? It's kind of a weird birthday present, but I guess that's what you guys do in Mexico. Who are we going to judge? Hey, congratulations, you're 18. No, actually what was funny is I was sitting there and I asked my mother -in -law, I said, you know, he's 18. Can I buy him a drink? She's like, you can buy it, but I don't think he'll drink it because, you know, he's, you know,

Speaker: A little backstory, my wife's family is Mormon, okay? No drinking, no smoking, no coffee, no tea. This whole thing. And I'm Mormon as well, but only in name because, I mean, you know. But so we're at Olive Garden because he wanted to go to Olive Garden because he likes the design there.

Speaker: And so I pulled the waiter aside and I said, hey, do you guys have this, this, this, this? He's like, yeah. I said, put it all in a shot. Break air with whipped cream on it. And it comes to the table. And I was like, just shoot the whole thing. And he took a sip and was like, ran to the bathroom because he's like, that's going to call it it. It burns. I'm like, calm down. And I shot it down. I was like, it's nothing. It's a nothing shot. Because it's mostly Kahlua and Baileys.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Well, you got the whipped cream and the Kalua and the Bailey's and and and they said that, you know, normally was it in a double shot glass? No, it was it was it was or was it a regular size shot glass? It was it was almost like a whiskey glass.

Speaker: Okay, gotcha. Like a decanter kind of thing. Yeah. Or not a decanter, like, you know, where you can see the guy with the object glass, because they don't have shot glasses at Olive Garden, much to mind this man. But I laughed so hard. I almost fell off the table and fell off my chair. I knew what it was.

Speaker: My wife's mom knew what it was. The kids had no idea. And my kids are going, it's got whipped cream in it. Can I take it? I'm like, no. Good God, no. My daughter, she's like, what? 30 pounds tops? You would be floating all the way home in a drunken stupor.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I giggled the whole time until the waiter brought it. I was like, I did. I use an app if I don't know how to say something in Spanish because my wife's family does not speak English.

Speaker: So I use an app, it's called Say Hi, and I put it in blowjob, so he would tell me the translation, and I showed it to him, and he's like, really? I'm like, yeah, you've had your first. And he's like, not funny. I was like, yeah, you just wait. No, it would have been even better if he was like, was it my first? I've already given lots of them. Well, that kind of changes the dynamics.

Speaker: He just looks at me and he's like, it's not my first. The last one tasted so much different. We can't be serious all the time, folks. Sorry. Yes. I made the joke that we could drop my mother -in -law when we were walking to the mosque. And I said, you know what? You're 18 now. Let's just go to the casino. And he's like, OK.

Speaker: And my mother was like, you've never even taken me to the casino. I said, well, let's drop the kids off of the play area and go to the fucking casino. And everybody opted out. I was hoping to make some money off you guys. Because they have a game at the casino called Yak. And it works like bingo, except for those no letters. It's just numbers. They give you a card with 15 numbers on it.

Speaker: ranging from 1 to 99. And they just call off numbers at random. They have a ball picker thing. And you have three lines of numbers, five per line. And if you get a line across, you win the line, which is, it costs you 50 cents per card.

Speaker: And if you win a line, you can win anywhere from $4 to $400, depending on the pot. And then if you get full card, you win the yak, which is usually double what the line is. And when my wife and I first started dating, we'd go in there with $25 and sit there for six hours.

Speaker: and you know, have our lunch, dinner, whatever. And that was like our date. And we'd usually come home with twice what we brought. So it was like, it's a nice little fun activity. It's barely gambling. Yeah, it sounds kind of like, we have those. But actually that's how I actually learned my numbers in Spanish.

Speaker: Oh, okay. I counted two five today. No, but like, uh, they, when you hear certain numbers, like the sixties and seventies sounds so much alike in, in, in audible form.

Speaker: So they do have a TV screen that shows the number as it's being pulled up. So you need to double check. But it's a great way to learn your numbers in Spanish and possible events of them. OK, hopefully that'll work. Anytime you're done. Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker: Oh, no, I just, uh, I was fancy. No, you're fine. But, you know, they, they also have the casino, they have slot machines and they have, uh, they have the sports book where you guys helped me win some money. I bet on the Browns game, the Browns Steelers game that won me almost, uh, three grand. Where's mine? I got it for you right here.

Speaker: Don't make me send my associates down there. It actually got invested. So your cut once it, once it triples, I'll send it to you. I'm okay with that. Yeah. And now I'm holding, now I'm holding you to triple.

Speaker: Now I'm holding you to 3000 instead of 1000. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't tell me you didn't tell me everything there was no under the sun about Browns football. You clearly, you've clearly never worked with a bookie before. So see, and you got late and you got, you got, you know, you placed a bet based on

Speaker: No, no, no, no. You placed a bet that I gave you information on. So now you've got late fees and additional taxes. So actually, it's like 10 grand at this point now. That's fine. That's fine. Right. Like I said, we did invest it. We invested into a couple different stocks because right now is like the perfect time to buy because everything's so dope. And once the market bounces back, brother,

Speaker: with that Bentley on layaway because it's coming. I don't have a manager. I am. I am the whole operation. Calm down there. Bustin' rubbers trying to get a buck. I'll send you a buck. I got $0 .50 for you right here. I'm down there, buddy. I'm going to die for you. No, but you know. You really don't want me to do that AT &T.

Speaker: They got a craps table. They got a, uh, uh, blackjack. So did you, did you, did you even go or no, they, they chickened out. No, I liked going to the, you know, it's like, okay. Yeah. I was just going to, um, I can put a user in timeout. Yeah. I didn't know I could do that.

Speaker: I can block users, I can put them in timeout. I wonder what happens if I put somebody in the timeout. Yeah, no, I blocked them. It was a box. Usually it happens.

Speaker: Mark's like, dang it. Unblock them. I need to get that website. I need to get that website. What was it called again? Research. Research purposes. No, usually those comments don't come through until after the show. So I'm constantly deleting them. Their body counts on YouTube that just spew nonsense. Yes. I mean, we are. Check out the hottest single

Speaker: you know, there's cougars in your area that are ready to bang. Here's the thing. Uh and I and I saw this meme and I thought it was funny. If there was an apocalypse tomorrow and you were the only person left on the planet, you would still get messages saying, check out singles in your area. Yeah. And if you're like, you know, 50, 50 miles from here, there's some people in the bang me but I'm the only person left on the planet. Yeah. There's a hot cougar that wants to bang. Let's listen a mile from here.

Speaker: I love that movie. I need to watch that movie. You know what? I have, I have, there's certain scenes in that movie that I love but there's certain parts of it. I'm just like,

Speaker: I'm not the biggest fan of Sachibert Cohen either. I'm not either, but I don't like, I don't like his movies, but when he's in movies, I like, you know what I mean? Like I couldn't stand the war at movies. I couldn't, I can't even start to watch it. Yeah. Still on top of Everest, local milks in my area.

Speaker: Exactly. Where the milf's at? Where the milf's at? Shit, there's nothing around me that's Sherpa. Instead of where the white women. Where the milf's at? Where the milf's at? You lied to me. Hey boys, where the milf's at?

Speaker: Yeah, it's like it's like uh it's the same thing you um you get that on snapchat somebody will add you and you're like, okay, I'll add them back whatever and then like as soon as you add them, hey, what are you doing? Yeah, I don't know. I really haven't even had time to you know, to to process the fact that I just added you and try to figure out who you are

Speaker: Check out my only fans. What? The block. Shit, wrong mountain. God damn it. Blocking by. Blocking by. I literally stop adding people. Unless I recognize the name. Shit, wrong mountain. I don't add anybody anywhere. I mean, I have to recognize the name or picture. Well, it's a little bit different. You know, and I, you know, handle and all of our social media.

Speaker: Yeah. And stuff like that. And I was telling Tony the other night, I think I was telling Tony, I don't know. I can't remember if you guys were here or not, but apparently you can have multiple accounts on Snapchat. So I was actually thinking about creating a nonsensical nonsense Snapchat account. So you can be, you can be logged into multiple accounts. And I think that would be cool because we can put it out there and if people want to add us and we can just bullshit conversations and memes and whatever.

Speaker: you know, shit about the show or people can send us memes or, or, or news stories. I want to hear on the show. Then I, then I, then I thought about it and I'm like, could be the only one on that Snapchat because I'll give the login information to the other idiots and they won't log into it. So not that, not that our fans want to talk to you guys. They come here for me anyway. You could add us. Well, no, I wouldn't do that. Yeah, but it's not a group chat. It's not a group chat. It's an actual Snapchat page.

Speaker: So like fans of the show could add our Snapchat page and then we could like, we could post random dumb shit in there so they could see our story and stuff like that. But like I said, I could give you guys the information, but it would just be me. And then I'm talking to a bunch of our weird ass fans. I'm just kidding. I love you guys. And I would love to talk to you on a personal level all day, every day. And look at your only fans apparently.

Speaker: If it's free, because again, we've had the discussion. It's 2022. I'm not here for you. I'm here for the milfs. Wrong mountain. Well, we ain't got no milfs, but there is one certified DILF and it's this guy right here. So see anybody.

Speaker: Who has two thumbs and is a certified dill? This guy. Oh, Bob Kelso. Bob Kelso. How you doing? Hey, did you know I'm the champ? OK, Bob Kelso. Not only am I a dill, but I'm also the champ. Bob Kelso. Put that up there. The people come for the belt. They don't even come for us anymore.

Speaker: Never gets old. I gotta say that never gets old. Classic. That was that was pure gold. And the fact that I was able to build it as well as it came out on the fly with your. That's that's that's absolutely some of your some of your best work there.

Speaker: Yeah, I appreciate that. Well, you know, the selfie you made for it was, you know, I mean, we did kind of tailor it all on the show, but it turned out way better than I thought it would. I did start watching that Superman the Lois TV show.

Speaker: Well, it's on HBO, but I guess it's from CW. But it's Lois and Superman have kids. They have twin boys. Yeah, it was a CW show. And they've got the twin boys. And they moved back to Smallville. No, it's pretty good. I started watching the first season. It has some serious Smallville vibes, like Smallville TV show vibes. Yeah, I mean, they moved into his childhood home

Speaker: you know, everything like that and you know II was actually and this is this is this well, keep watching. Well II haven't gotten very far. I think I'm like II started but II fell into the same problem when I was watching Walker. Right? I'm spoiled. It's 2022. We as a as a whole are

Speaker: And I was watching it when it was on TV. So I had to wait a week. Right. Right. Where, you know, when we were, you know, 30 years ago, that wasn't that big of a deal because dude, in all seriousness, I would say it was something to look forward to.

Speaker: Do you remember TGIF when everybody was like, oh, the new Family Matters has come out. Did you see this? Well, that's what I'm talking about. You know, the weekly shows, we had something to look forward to, you know, and you had your evenings planned out with your family and whatnot. You go home, you had football practice or track or band or whatever for the kids. And granted 30 years ago,

Speaker: 25 years ago, I was 10, 15 years old. So I didn't have kids, but, you know, I was the kid. You come home, you'd eat dinner, and then you'd have your weekly shows that you watched. Yeah. And where now.

Speaker: Now, we're all spoiled. I mean, at the end of the day, we're all spoiled. To the point where new shows come out and they set out what they do to make you still wait. Is that the first 10 episodes and then you wait a month and then the next six. Well, and that was like, you know, some of these streaming networks started doing, well, Disney does that. We got the, you know, we've got moon night, but you're only going to get an episode a week. No, I want the entire season now.

Speaker: And that's why I don't watch things until the season's over on Disney Plus. Well, you know, there's so many shows and stuff. Because I started getting into something. Yeah, I started, you know, you fall into that. But there's so much stuff that if you don't binge it, you've forgotten because you've watched 14 other shows in the time it takes for the next episode to come out. All right. What in the world is going on here? But that's the issue that I'm having.

Speaker: Uh, yeah, exactly. So it's like, but I am sort of kind of liking it. It comes down to, uh, it does give me, uh, smallville flashbacks. Every episode is this imminent threat. There's a main story. It's like really smallville is small town, but a lot of shit happens there, man. Yeah.

Speaker: So my dad used to say that about the TV show In the Heat of the Night. It's a town of 2 ,000 people, but something's always going down. What a town, man. Well, exactly. Pinky Blinder is a perfect example. The new season's out. And I'm basically waiting till the season's over so I can actually watch the new season.

Speaker: Oh, speaking of. Did you see Reacher's getting to see the second season? Yes, I can't wait. Did you see a show that was not expected to get a season for is getting a season for this cool? What's that cube? Starting the boys. Really, yeah, season four will be out. I think early next year I think is what they said.

Speaker: because they posted a picture of The guy who played so the guy Jensen Ackles and he said he's getting into Getting back into soldier boy shape for the season four of the boys and I was like hell. Yeah There's something about that show. I don't know what it is But once you get into it, it hooks you in and it doesn't it took me it took me it took me two tries and

Speaker: to, uh, cause I started it and I couldn't get past the first season or I couldn't get past the first couple of episodes and then I restarted it and I, I had nothing else going on. So I was like, all right, I'm just gonna, I'm going to give it power through. I'm going to give it this first season. And if it does after the end of this first season, if I'm not in, I'm out, I'm checking out 100%.

Speaker: Um, but by midway through the first season, I was, and it kept, and every time I was, every time I was actually, I was actually looking for a homelander costume for Halloween. I don't want one, but I just want to stand at the top of my, my house and say, I have the best. Why? Why?

Speaker: Why do I even, why do I even entertain? He tracks me up. I don't think my neighbors would like that too. Stayed out on the porch, out on the balcony. You're doing it two o 'clock in the morning. Just standing out there. I am the greatest, I am the best. Nobody's better than me. The fuck are you doing?

Speaker: that was a weird TV show really well time yeah and you don't see it coming that's the worst part and you're just like yeah okay so what oh i see what's going on here uh from my understanding uh yellow stones with new season two they're filming now so i'm kind of waiting on that one too was that i didn't think i would like it because uh

Speaker: It just didn't, I didn't think it was going to hold up to the hype, but then I got into it and I was like, oh, I'm in. Yeah, no, like I. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker: Dude, I cannot get into Yellowstone. I don't know what the hype is. I don't get it. I just can't do it. I think your issue is you're looking at the guy everybody likes, and you're just seeing the dude from Too Fast, Too Furious. You're seeing the dude from Too Fast, Too Furious. Well, I don't remember him from Too Fast, Too Furious. He was in Dazed and Confused.

Speaker: He was Matthew McConaughey's douchey friend. But no, it's not even, well, it partially is him because I'm like. In all seriousness, you are that dude. He's kind of a tool. You are that dude. Tell me, if you worked on a ranch and you did the same job as him, as Riff, tell me you would not be that cat. I'm not saying I would or wouldn't be. But no, it was not that because I kind of. You would totally be that fucking dude wearing a car hard. Yeah. And just like, I don't have time for bullshit.

Speaker: I'm like that. I'm like that right now. That's already me. No, I like I like I know I do like his character Yeah, I like his character. I love Kevin Costin. What Jimmy I think is his name a little crackhead Jimmy. I love Jimmy You know, I I like the characters on the show. It's not you know, something that I just I

Speaker: I can't get invested into it, man. I don't know what it is. And I've tried. I got, I think I got to season two and I just, it's hard for me to watch. I don't know. I mean, I might give it a try again later on down the road. I think it's like you have to find something to get invested in. And I can't, I can't even pinpoint what got me invested in it.

Speaker: But I tried to watch the prequel. It's only a single season. It's like a miniseries kind of thing. It's like 14 or 1842 or something like that. I can't get it. I heard that was pretty bad. It's not great. Mark, well, that's the other thing that we were talking about these streaming sites. And that's the other thing that's absolutely brutal.

Speaker: is when you finish a season and then you gotta wait like a year for the next season. It's like, what the hell are you guys doing? Well, I mean, that's exactly what happened with the boys. You and I started watching roughly about the same time. I think you were three or four episodes ahead of me. Yeah, I was a few episodes ahead of you. And we finished season three and we both went, well, fuck, now what? Yeah, now what do we do? And as much as I love that show, it's not a show that I'm going to rewatch. It's not a series that I'm going to rewatch. You can't. You can't.

Speaker: I mean, I mean, if I want to see the yeah, if I want to see the clips, I could just look them up on YouTube. You know what I mean? This is true. This is true. I you know, there's certain there's certain but you know, there's some shows, you know, I started rewatching Grim and apparently I didn't get past the third season because I'm watching Grim going.

Speaker: I don't remember any of this. And I think I bugged out early on Grim a few years back because I found out that a couple characters

Speaker: We're gonna die and i'm like you have that issue you have that issue That's why i'm not gonna watch songs of anarchy Exactly because you know obi dies and you're like and i've seen and i've seen the obi death scene and I can't do it It breaks my heart man. You will you will fucking cry like i've seen though. I have seen the video No, no more times than i can count and i've cried like a girl yeah, and it's worse once you're invested in obi and

Speaker: In the season finale the ending I already know what happens and I'm just like this is fucking stupid now They're talking about a spin -off with Charlie Hoonan coming back and I'm like, how are you gonna come back? You drove yourself into a fucking semi. You don't What's going on smoke From my understanding the spin -off takes place before yes so yeah, it's But you know, it's just I you know

Speaker: I get it. I know. But it's not even it's not even the character of Obi. It's that actor. Every time I he's in something, he dies and it kills me because I like that guy because he was in Bates Motel and he was awesome in Bates Motel. He and he killed it in in Remember the Titans. And yeah, he was awesome. That scene of him. I'm crying and he didn't die until he was. Yeah, he didn't die until he was. Later. Older and everything. But you know, he lived his

Speaker: But no, I do get like that. And I'm terrible about, because I'll start to be like, oh, they're going to kill them. Let me Google that. Who dies? Does so -and -so die? And that's what I did on Grim. And that's what I did on Grim. And I was like, yeah. That's what I did on Grim. And I was like, all right, I'm out. But now I'm getting invested in it. And I just have to. Grim? Yeah.

Speaker: on Prime. Okay. I'm gonna have to look it up because they had it on Netflix for a while and I I I think I got a little into the first season and then they took it off. And I was like, you gotta you gotta do it by waiting if you want to join in tonight, brother. And another thing, I didn't realize that there were six seasons of of Grimm. I thought it was only like three or four seasons. I thought so too.

Speaker: but I ain't mad at it. But no, and now I'm back in, I'm back in, I'm fully invested. The show was great, man. I'm trying to get into the, I'm trying to get into the, I'm trying to get into the new quantum leap. It's pretty good. I like how they, they pay. I'm gonna cut you off there. I'm gonna go ahead and welcome. Yeah. Welcome our special guests tonight.

Speaker: Miss Jordan Wilkerson and I'm assuming her her mom, Melissa. Yeah. Hi, how y 'all doing? Good. How are you? I'm doing fantastic. Welcome to the show. For those of you guys who don't know, let me go ahead and give you a little fill you and give you a little update. Jordan is a friend of ours that we met through the show from a friend of hers, Connor, and I'm just going to kind of give a brief

Speaker: introduction and Jordan, I'll let you elaborate even more. Connor is a good friend of mine. Him and I used to work together and he told us about her battle with cancer. She was fighting cancer and instantly I decided we were going to jump on board and support her and do what we could do to be in her corner and hopefully at least help a little bit. And it kind of took off a little bit more than I expected it to. But

Speaker: And as the title said, if you guys have seen our social media post, Jordan is 100 % cancer free, right? Yep. Absolutely. That is awesome. Congratulations. I've been in touch with your mom quite a bit throughout this. She's been keeping us updated. We've been able to keep everybody on the show and the listeners and whatnot updated. And that was some absolutely amazing news to finally get and to finally hear.

Speaker: If you wanna, I'm gonna give you this, I'm gonna give you the floor. If you wanna tell everybody about yourself, you are a veteran. You wanna kind of give everybody your story? Absolutely, go ahead and just fill us in on as much as you want. So I joined the, right at our, that was 18. Yeah, I was 18 at the time.

Speaker: Air Force Base up in North Dakota. And I was working on the next morning. And it wasn't

Speaker: So I came home, and I thought I'd still get the crap out of here. I'm going to get my essay presentations. And I was about 50 % of the time. So right after my cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold

Speaker: around.

Speaker: Jordan, Jordan, you're you're you're cutting out just a little bit. See, see if you get a better signal moving around or something. But it is a signal or maybe the mic or something. But yeah, I was moving the phone around a little bit, too. That might have been it, too. So I ended up going in for X -rays and that's when I saw about grapefruit sized

Speaker: tumor in my chest. They went through CAT scans, biopsy, which they stuck a needle through the center of my chest because the tumor was about right here. So I stuck a needle in there, sucked the insides out of it for a little bit, and waited about three weeks. And then that's when I told me that it was cancer. And that they wanted to start chemo right away. And I did six rounds of chemo, and each round was five days in the hospital.

Speaker: And then I finished the first week of September and then I got the cancer -free notification at the end of September. That is so awesome. I can only imagine, sorry to cut you off Chris, but I can only imagine that three week between the biopsy and actually telling you

Speaker: Is that nerve -racking? Is there a vision in it? It was, but it's weird. Once you get that call telling you, hey, it's cancer, as weird as it is, I was relieved because there was no more guessing game. Because it gets in your head, what if it is cancer? Obviously, it ended up being cancer. And I'm just sitting here with it festering inside of me. But now we know, OK, it is cancer. I can start the treatment. So it was relief.

Speaker: It sucked when I was waiting, but once I found out I was happy in a really weird way. I mean, all the things to be happy for. Well, you totally understand because, you know, sometimes people. Yeah, absolutely. You know, people will go through, you know, medical issues and sometimes they go undiagnosed for so long and you're running test after test and it's exhausting and it's tiring.

Speaker: So I kind of understand what you're saying about it. You get that little sense of relief, but at the same time, it's also kind of, obviously I've never dealt with it personally. I did used to work at a cancer hospital and even though I was just a maintenance guy, I got to know a lot of the patients because they were there all the time. And it's always been,

Speaker: One of those things that is, is, is such an incredible journey to watch somebody go through, especially, and it seemed like you, you know, watching through social media and everything like that, it seems like you guys kept your spirits up for the most part and you were in a good mood and you had your, your bolts that you were, you were cheering on and, and we're not at,

Speaker: You know, it pains me to say this because they are becoming a rival of my team but Tampa is kind of a second home to me. So I'm a Blue Jackets fan. But Tampa's kind of become a second home to me and I find myself rooting for the Lightning and the Bucks and of course the Bucks have my guide now. So, you know, so but that was that was really cool to see that

Speaker: that the lightning you got behind them and they were kind of a source of motivation for you. I really wish they could have got that three feet because that would have been so cool. Yeah, me too. Me too. But how hard was it for you? Y 'all have to excuse me. I'm more the emotional one on the show. It's okay. How hard was it to keep your spirits up and to stay so positive?

Speaker: And again, we were only watching on social media, so we only get to see what you let us see. We didn't get to see the daily struggles. I would say round one through four. It was more of it was still hitting me.

Speaker: And I was still like, oh, this isn't that bad. Because the side effects of chemo hadn't really hit me yet, except for losing my hair. But by around five and six, that's when I started getting really emotional. I'd be crying in the hospital. Because obviously, I'd stay there for five days. And that's when I really just started getting like, I'm so tired of this. Not to the point where I wanted to stop chemo, but it

Speaker: It made me realize why some people, you know, who have cancer do decide to quit doing chemo eventually because it is extremely hard. So I say it was good until like the fifth or sixth round and then it started really weird. You started getting more out. You were getting a little bit exhausted. I didn't get to see it, but did you get to ring the bell?

Speaker: I did yes that's the best part a friend of mine she actually uh last year she had to ring the bell and she said it was one of the best feeling she's ever felt yeah I actually I was going to grab that that's kind of me I dropped the ball on that I was gonna I got a little bit busy the last couple days with work and stuff like that and I was actually gonna ask for that video because I wanted to show it on the show tonight but if not tonight and if you guys were okay with it

Speaker: I would love to share that video another time on the show. Just so everybody, because as much as we got behind you, as much as we got behind you and gotten invested, our listeners did too. They look forward to the updates and you guys may not see it or know it, but a lot of times when I would give updates on the show, they were in the chat and

Speaker: you know, they were, they were just excited. And I'm sure that it helped when you were getting into those late rounds. Like you said, it seems like you had an amazing support system that was kind of giving you, you know, on those days that you needed it, they would give you that little extra kick in the butt. I mean, like I said, I know from interacting with, with, with, uh, with your mom and, and seeing her, her, her social media posts and stuff like that, she was a hundred percent

Speaker: behind you the whole way, which, you know, and I understand why people give up because again, I've seen where some people are doing that fight alone and and they, you know, they're get to them stages. It's just like, you know what? It's just easier just to go home and forget about it. Yeah, yeah, which I understand what. Yeah, so. Miss Melissa, can I can I ask what was it like for you? I'm I'm a father. We're all fathers here.

Speaker: I couldn't imagine going through this with one of my kids. Emotional roller coaster, as it were. Yes. Right. You say when your kids are older because she's 25.

Speaker: you know, you just never think that that's going to happen, that you're going to hear that. And ironically, we got an inkling that somebody was, something was wrong the night before her older sister was about to get married. So we, we knew about it and we just had to keep it quiet and not say anything. It was their day. And like she said, we were horrible.

Speaker: But it was a relief once you knew you could say, OK, we're in now. We're going to do it. But the hardest times is you couldn't stay the night there. She stayed at the Tampa VA and you couldn't stay the night. So every time when you went when I was going to leave, you would say, you know, I get to go home or I wish I could go out or, you know, something like that. So that made it really, really, really tough.

Speaker: definitely we got the green light that was that was good because now it seems like she's lived three different lives in one year you know it was employed going to school and then all of a sudden she was a cancer patient and one day she had to quit all of that and then you know now she's coming back out of it starting school on monday and um she's a lighting fan of course

Speaker: you know, and I hate her fans. You guys are Buckeyes, aren't you? Jeff don't know anything about sports, first and foremost. I'm a Michigan fan living in Buckeye country. He's an anomaly. But I have several friends that lived in the Tampa area.

Speaker: That's why I said Tampa's kind of become a second home for me. And I hated the fact that now Tampa and Columbus are kind of building a little bit of a rivalry with each other because it's tough to root for. But I do. Define rivalry when we beat you guys all the time.

Speaker: Yeah, you might beat us sometimes, but you also... Tony's losing it. Yeah, you can have that, but I also remember a time when the Lightning came into the playoffs as the best team in the NHL and got swept by Columbus, who barely made the playoffs. So... And nobody remembers that. Yeah. Oh, you remember that. Trust me. Oh, yeah. Tony, do you... Tony...

Speaker: And I am kind of curious about this because I did see this and I think Tony can probably lean this way because Tony D and Jeff are both veterans. And Tony is a huge advocate for the VA and veterans, not only your mental health, but your physical health as well. And you hear all the horror stories about the VA and everything like that. But it seems like, and you can elaborate on it a little bit more,

Speaker: It seems like you had absolutely the best experience. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they seem to treat you very well. And you want to touch on that a little bit? I mean, somebody, I mean, you experienced probably one of the worst case scenarios as far as dealing with the VA and being a patient and everything like that. Yeah, and I definitely heard the horror stories too.

Speaker: they gave me the option to either stick with them, the VA, or go to Moffitt Cancer Center across the street. And I decided to stick with them because they would have gotten me the chemo.

Speaker: quicker and after the fact I ended up thinking like oh wow did I just make a mistake because everyone here is at the VA it sucks but they're honestly amazing I mean I was in the hospital half the month for six months and I never had any complaints they were always super nice to me and I think I think that kind of had something to do with the fact that obviously you know VA patients are

Speaker: especially in the camp or really very old and I was the only young one by five or 50 years. So I think they kind of bonded with me on that front but it was everyone I've ever interacted with at the Tampa VA has been great. That's awesome.

Speaker: Tony, do you have anything you want to add or anything like that or? Yeah. Um, first of all, Jordan, good to meet your moms. Hey, mom. I'm a tired enough. I am civil service aircraft mechanic. I worked definitely on 15th here in Warner Robins, but I didn't want to jump in real quick. So you congratulations. Yes. We were putting the word out for you. Yes. Everything was getting out. I'm glad you made. I am glad because people do make it. We also know people.

Speaker: You know what I mean? I actually had a friend of mine earlier this year. He passed away from camp. He was fighting. He was going through treatment as well. So congratulations to you. Absolutely the biggest of my support. Hey, Miles. Thank you. I appreciate it. I do. I do. I am going to run back inside, but I do want to jump in real quick for the fellas. Blake has been a very big advocate of making sure the message got out, making sure we were on about it. So this is actually a big moment.

Speaker: as far as anything that we were trying to do outside of just acting up like we normally do, because moms don't watch the show. We don't want to ask for it. We don't want to let you know. But definitely, and for the VA -wise, I'm glad there is a good story about the VA, because I always hear a lot of horror stories. I've got this. I haven't had any bad ones myself when I'm in my business. I haven't had to stay overnight, thank God. But I'm just saying, yeah, I want to go in there and get my treatment, get my business, get on out of it. I'm good to go.

Speaker: Congratulations, lady. I do have to run back in. I am looking over my shoulder real quick. They don't know I'm out here. I am training somebody. You got to go see them, too. But Jeff, look. YouTube, behave. Jordan, big up again. Always come through. If we got to behave, let us know. Why would we not behave? You're going to be a dozen of the admin in my book. Just don't end the show when you leave, Tony. Let me turn the right button here. Let me just kick you off. I'll make it easier. No, I got it.

Speaker: Tony's our resident character. He also has a bad habit of when he just randomly pops into the show, he'll end the entire broadcast. If he's not at home, set up. Now, like I said, you know, as he said, you know, we do, you know, we get a little crazy on here and it's very rare that we get serious, but being a complete and total stranger,

Speaker: when Connor kind of filled me in on your story and I talked to him a little bit more that night after the show and I talked to the guys and I told him, I say, I don't know what we can do, but we're gonna jump in and we wanna get behind you and we wanna help support you. And I know you reached out to me a couple of days later and it really pulled at my heartstrings a little bit because I didn't think anything of it. I am. I'm a big old teddy bear.

Speaker: I'm a big old softy. So, but no, I, I, we, we are so happy for you guys. Thank you so much. You know, especially happy for you, Jordan, as your mom said, in a year you've lived three different lives. I mean, you, you, you, you had that, your injury and you, you know, you left the Air Force and then you were in college and you were training for your career and everything. And then

Speaker: this happened. So what are the, what are the, what are the plans for the future? I mean, you've got this, I mean, just the world is your oyster. What are you, what are you going to do? I mean, basically you got a second chance at the end of the day. Um, but he's going to take a little bit of getting used to because there are some long -term effects of chemo. Like for example, my, uh, you have like good bacteria in your

Speaker: and chemo killed all that in mine. So fortunately I gotta like be careful with what I eat and stuff like that. And then obviously I gotta, every three months I have to go back to the cancer doctor for at least the next couple of years. So now thinking about a career I need to be playing around, you know, where's a local cancer doctor? But I mean, certain Monday I go back to school and then hopefully fingers crossed I can kind of pick off or I left off and just kind of continue my life.

Speaker: Yeah. How how it's it's it sounds so strange. I mean, because we have a phrase that we use on the show all the time, you know, kind of pulled the break. You had everything going for you. And it just just the the break was yanked on you so far. You know, it seems like it seems like you've enjoyed summer and and like that just based off of social media and stuff like that.

Speaker: How do you just pick back up, you know, the pieces where they left off, you know, six, seven, eight months ago or whatever, you know, you just pick right back up where you left off. Is that, is that a hard thing to do or are you finding it to be relatively easy? Um, it is, it is kind of hard because obviously it's probably been six months since I, you know, got diagnosed with cancer, but like time really does stop when, you know, you don't, you're only living

Speaker: chemo treatment a chemo treatment so it goes a lot slower so part of me is like okay after a while it's gonna be like nothing ever happened I never got cancer and you know it's whatever but the other part of me is like I'm still every now and then like checking my calendar like when's my next chemo appointment even though it's been done for about a month now it's weird it's like how

Speaker: Sorry, I was trying to think out of word. My brain just shut off for a second. Words are hard. Yeah, 100%. Is there any fear of anything possibly coming back? Not that jinx anything, but I'm sure that's been discussed with doctors and stuff.

Speaker: Um, they did say that unfortunately with this type of cancer, like lymphoma, it is, I wouldn't say common for it to come back, but it happens more often than other cancers. And last I heard, they told me about a 20 % chance of me getting the same exact type of cancer. Um,

Speaker: they are worried about other types of cancers so I'm actually they're getting me DNA tested as we speak to see about other cancers because obviously once you get once you get a once then uh

Speaker: your immune system's kind of affected from it for the rest of your life. So they're trying to nip it in the bud before it gets as far as this one goes. Did you guys look into alternative treatments as well? I have a buddy of mine. He actually has cancer and his doctor's like, you can

Speaker: And living in Mexico, cancer treatment is extremely expensive no matter where you are, but Mexico, the income is not as high as in the States. And his doctor basically said, smoke a lot of weed. And he thought it was a joke at first. And he's basically in remission from smoking weed.

Speaker: So I was just curious if they brought that up or you guys did any research on that? Because I mean, if you're going to smoke weed, reasons, nice. They actually did give me the option. They said, you know, if you do wanted to, if you did want to get into, you know, smoking marijuana,

Speaker: you know you can it has shown the help but unfortunately I did say because I don't know if you guys know but in Florida to get it medically you got to have like a doctor sign off and all that she did say unfortunately because it is the VA can't give me that letter and so I just didn't want to kind of go through it for it but even the VA was telling me that like the perks of you know smoking marijuana while going through that treatment so if they stand behind it too then and obviously if there's some truth behind it

Speaker: Yeah, it's, it's, it's kind of, it was kind of amazing. Although now he's, he says he's quote unquote hooked on marijuana. I think he just likes to get eyes. Also, also, as, as we all know, in Florida, you can get that relatively anywhere. We know enough stories about Florida. There's a guy at Walgreens right now handing it out for free.

Speaker: Yeah, I got the rated E version because I got her sitting right next to me. I don't know anything about that. I was going to say we've got enough Florida. We've got enough Florida news stories that we know better. They'll give you anything out of the sun if they think you

Speaker: Well, I, yeah, no, it's been proven. I mean, and I'm sure it, and that was probably the one downside, but it has been proven. I mean, medically, this stuff is amazing. I don't, I don't, you know, I don't, I don't do it. Uh, you know, I don't smoke or anything like that, but, uh, you know, I'm, I'm a hundred percent behind it medically. And I, and I feel like.

Speaker: As a country, we should just legalize it 100%, whether you're military or non -military, if you're going through VA treatment, if it's proven to work and it's proven to help, why make people suffer? You know? Exactly. Well, I think in general, the four of us on the show, we can maybe count on one hand how many times the four of us have gotten high.

Speaker: But it was, you know, it's always that one time where you're hanging out with your buddies like you want to be okay. But

Speaker: We're not those guys, but we all know those guys that are high from morning till dawn, doesn't have dawn, and vice versa. And I think we've all basically supported the medical use of it and even recreational use, we've supported it. As long as it's not hurting you or hurting somebody else,

Speaker: You know, we're kind of of the mind of, hey, because we're not hurting that big. Go for it. I just, I just had one of those moments. What was, what was it like for the, the local news station down there for you guys to, to cover your story? What was that like for you? That was insane.

Speaker: It was a great piece. Yeah, we thought it was like somebody's spamming us and everything. So it actually ended up being real. So they did do a really good job on it. It was a very good piece.

Speaker: I'm just, I'm a country bumpkin, so you have to excuse me. Mama sent me the, the, I call everybody mom. If you're a mom, I call everybody mom. Mama sent me the news piece and it was, it was so, it was a very good piece. I loved it. And the fact that, you know, they, they, they got on board with you guys. That was, that was awesome. And that was one thing that I was curious about is like, for both of you, I guess either one of you or both of you can answer this question. What it was, what it was like, you know, to,

Speaker: to get that kind of recognition. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you can say recognition or. Crops. Crops recognition and scored. Basically. I mean, because they they they tied your love of the bolts in there. One part of the story we didn't agree with. No, I can say I really didn't need that part. I can I I'm probably.

Speaker: Yeah, there's a whole I get behind the bolts I probably get I could probably come to a bolts party with you guys and fit in just just nicely as long as they're not playing the blue jackets Well, you know actually that news report was supposed to be played the Friday night Which would be and unfortunately the last game. Yeah

Speaker: But we got bumped because right before the game, that's when Roe v. Wade came out, the ruling on it. So they ended up bumping us then to the night. So it would have been better to do it before. But they changed it. They did it upright, for sure. You guys being from the Tampa area, though, I mean, that's kind of the thing. How did that make you feel to know that your local community

Speaker: was getting behind you guys like that. And I mean, I know Tampa's big on community. I listened to Tampa radio all day long. I'm guilty. So, you know, but how did that make you feel knowing that your community was in a way kind of gathering and rallying behind you? It was definitely an eye opener because when you think about, you know, how many people do good cancer, that's why, you know, I wanted to, when I was,

Speaker: and the interview I wanted to make sure that you know I shouted out to the MBA and you know all the other people in there so it's it was it was already weird because you know I was so young so it was kind of uncomfortable being around you know the youngest person in the oncology clinic and stuff like that but then to get a news story it was it was it was eye -opening

Speaker: Yeah, you are. You're just you're just a baby. You're just a young and I think I think it's one of the things that I think that's one of the things that really hit me hard is is that you were so young and you had so much going on and everything you know your future was was and it still is and even more now you had it was so promising and you just had so much going on for you and just to get that I mean out of out of left field just

Speaker: Nowhere to get that is like, man, that it's got to be like one of the worst kicks in the stomach ever. Yeah. Honestly, the first thing in my head is more of it as like, you know, everyone wants to live to a hundred or near that. And then, you know, first thing I thought of was like, damn, that sucks. Like I wanted to at least get somewhere near here and I'm only going to make it to 25. Cause the first thing you think is like, well, I'm going to die.

Speaker: It's like, damn, you know, you started thinking of all the stuff you're going to miss out on, especially when they told me it was stage four. It was like, damn, like, I'm like going to make it 25. That sucks. But obviously, thankfully that did not happen. But, you know, the first thing you always think of is like, shit, I'm going to die kind of thing. No, exactly. Well, and I think I think that's that's sort of morbid thought. That's kind of a that's kind of a normal thought or an acceptable thought to have. I mean,

Speaker: And I can only imagine what your parents were going through, because again, as parents, we're not supposed to outlive our kids. We're not supposed to do any of that. And like you said, it was stage four. It wasn't like they caught it early. It was there, and it was ready to go. And that's what makes it even more, in my opinion, and I'm only going to speak for myself,

Speaker: makes it more amazing to me is the fight that you had and, and, and the will to just keep going and, and not let that, that, you know, as you said earlier, it was kind of relief because you knew, but then at the same time you had those quote unquote morbid thoughts, but you know, you are, you're just a baby, you know, you're only 25 years old.

Speaker: You know, I barely remember my 20s. I don't remember my 20s either. I mean, honestly. Well, sitting in the hospital bed, I'm sure you kind of did a bucket list or something like that. Do you have anything on your bucket list that you're going to be checking off anytime soon? I told myself that, you know, because beforehand, I would plan a trip and then I'd be like, you know what, I'm going to have time. You know, I'll do it when I have a little bit more money kind of thing.

Speaker: a little bit better time in my life. And the one thing I can honestly say that like the one thing that stuck to was like, I'm not putting off any more, any more vacations. If I want to, you know, go up to the mountain for the weekend, then you know, it's just money. It's just going to, it's going to come back eventually. So I decided I wasn't going to be putting off any more traveling and I'm sticking to it as of right now.

Speaker: So, so what are the plans of, uh, like next vacation kind of Paris, you know, Euro Disney, uh, Japan, anything like that? Um, going on a cruise to Mexico in 2024. So we, uh, we used to do a little thing on the show. Now it's kind of transfer transferred over to, uh, to, um, to tick tock where you said, you know,

Speaker: you know, money's money. And I did a thing on TikTok and you know, it's all about time. You can make more money, but you can never get that time. But we're, you know, we're only allotted so much time in this life. And you can make up the money you lost time and time again, because at the end of the day, you're not going to take that money with you to your great. You know, it's all about how you want to spend your time and who you want to spend your time with.

Speaker: because and I tell my kids that as I'm being the dad and trying to teach them and get them prepared for life, it's not a matter of thinking about it. You just gotta be about it. Don't stop thinking about it and be about it. Just do it. Because if you think about it, then you're gonna look back and you're gonna go, you know what? I wish I would have. I wish I would have. And you had one of the biggest eye openers ever for that

Speaker: that phrase or that reference ever. I mean, going through what you went through, you can't think about things anymore. You just got to do it because tomorrow is not promised at the end of the day. Well, it's that whole thing. And you could talk on this more than we can, but on your deathbed, nobody says, I wish I didn't do that.

Speaker: Like, I wish I didn't go to Paris. I wish I didn't, you know, go to Disney. You know, there's always, we always have regrets in life. But, you know, the good times, you never lay in your deathbed going, I wish I didn't hang out with Chris. I mean, well, I do. I know. I know. Trust me. Trust me. Chris does the same thing. He goes, I wish I wouldn't hang out with Jeff so much. On my deathbed, I'm going to go, man, I wish I'd ever met you.

Speaker: Jeff and I have been friends for 25 years. Yes, we joke on the show. We joke on the show that Jeff's my first ex -wife. So we have been friends for a very long time. We have a very

Speaker: story history. We have a death pact that if one dies before the other, the other has, the one that's still living has to run into the funeral with a Molotov cocktail and Viking funeral to the other. And then scream at the front of the building, he wanted this. Just get a reaction out of the crowd. Of course, it has to be video documented for TikTok. Shut up, Connor. Speaking of Connor earlier, Connor's in the chatter's box.

Speaker: No, I remember when I first met Connor, I was in Texas. I actually wanted to get to that. There was something I wanted to bring up. What was your experience like with Connor? He's always been a sweetheart.

Speaker: He is a sweetheart. No, he is a sweetheart. He absolutely is one of the nicest guys I know. I'm fortunate to hear Jeff make fun of me. Connor and I worked at Abercrombie together.

Speaker: So every time I bring up that I used to work at Abercrombie, Jeff automatically assumes that we worked in the store. I didn't work in the storage. Connor and I were security at the DCs. There's a reason why Abercrombie stock dropped. No, it jumped. It jumped because of me.

Speaker: They were, they were, they were fired from being models. They were like, no. And it's the least of your problems then.

Speaker: Yes, I was a window display. I'd stand there for eight hours a day. Chris was the model for their Sasquatch line.

Speaker: So I'm sure you're used to this type of behavior from from Connor in the comments if you were in the military with Connor and I were talking earlier and he was like, I'm gonna be in the comments and

Speaker: being, being, being, being bad. And I'm like, he didn't say be a bad, but I'm like, dude, you better. This is, it's slowly turning into the normal show. This is the most, uh,

Speaker: PC episode we've ever had, by the way. It's definitely the most serious episode we've ever had. And surprisingly, there's still quite a few of our loyal ones that are hanging out and watching and listening. To their credit, our loyal fans

Speaker: all got behind you 100 % and not to put it back on us, but it is our show. It's my show. It's my show. It kind of made us feel good that our fans got behind you because it was like, wow, they actually do listen and it was kind of impressive.

Speaker: I got Connor saying hi to Jordan, Corey Stanley saying hi, K -Top Flyer saying hi. Jordan's got a whole posse rolling in. We might hit triple digits this live episode. Jordan, are you looking to do a podcast by chasing me?

Speaker: I can fire one or two of these guys. I don't need them. Tony works nights. I mean, we can bring up to 10 people on here. We can just add a fit. No big deal. We have had 10 people on here. Yeah, we've had 10 people on here. That was insane episode. There you go. There you go. You got a cat call. I don't know.

Speaker: I don't mean to be rude, but I was wondering the same thing. Believe it or not, we've had this discussion offline. Let's not hit on the ladies, but apparently that lasted all of an hour and 19 minutes, folks. We didn't do it, though. We didn't do it. We didn't do it, so it's not our fault. I sent a message to the guys once.

Speaker: once you messaged me and said you guys are gonna come on tonight, I messaged you guys and let them know, hey, Jordan and her mom are gonna come on, I need y 'all to be on your best behavior, act right, act like you got sick. And then of course, somebody, I don't know who it was, but so don't hit on them? Yeah. And Chris is like, 100%, do not hit on them. I'm like, hi. That's all right, I'm married, I don't have to worry about it.

Speaker: We are a little out there, you know, but I think I think it's, you know, we, I think it's one of the things, you know, we are real. We're not fake. We're not, we're not personas. You know, if, if you ever had a chance to meet any of us in public, uh, I can, I can speak, I can speak for Jeff and I can speak for myself. I can't speak for the other guys, but I will say that they are, you know, if you were to ever meet me in public,

Speaker: I'm the same guy I am on the show and in real life. So I think that's one of the things that people do enjoy about the show and do enjoy about listening. And I'll get down to the Tampa area again. I'm probably going to try to get down there next summer. So I'll let you guys know because I think it would be really cool to meet you all in person. Oh, for sure.

Speaker: I'm not holding anybody hostage. If you see a giant Sasquatch lurking around the Tampa area, it's probably me. No, I don't know if you guys drink or anything, but you know, if you do have a beer together or yeah, Virgin Bloody Mary, whatever the care.

Speaker: Yeah, for sure. Gordon is awesome, says Kato Flyer. Yeah, such a badass. I agree. I absolutely agree. I appreciate y 'all. Connor says if you go to the Dominican and people will start asking for monographs, watch out, Jordan. We are very huge in the DR. I'm just saying. I'm never going to live that down.

Speaker: I made a comment on the show. I made a comment on the show. We, we, unfortunately, when you, excuse me, when you do things like this, sorry. And I was, that was actually out of the norm for me. Usually I just let it rip. When, when, when, when you do stuff like this, you put yourself out there on social media and whatnot, you get haters.

Speaker: And we had a hater in here and they were kind of trying to poke fun at us. And I just jokingly made the comment that for Apple podcasts, we were in the top 15 of the comedy genre and the Dominican Republic. And these guys crucified me.

Speaker: Connor was on this, Connor was on the show with us and they just, and they're all part of the show. Like you'd think they would be happy and excited. They just crucified me. But it's all about the way he presented. He's like, you know, and we are number, I think we were like, what number 10 at our highest rank was like number 10. He's like, we're number 10 on Apple podcast at, uh,

Speaker: for the DR and Connor and I just kept adding on at five o 'clock after three when nothing else is on TV. And I've been on the show since day one. So it's like, it is a bit of a digger in ourselves, but what did he say?

Speaker: I hate her. I was just wondering if that's the way you said it. Yeah, exactly. It wasn't anything in Malice. It was just he kept breaking it down into steps. We just added on to said steps. I was excited for the show. I put a lot of work into the show.

Speaker: John Wilcox says he hopes to see you at a bolts game sometime. I don't know if he's talking to me or you guys. Hey, if I if I get my hands on the Stamps Coast jersey, I'll I'll wear the hell out of that. We actually have a fan actually sent her from the post on Twitter. She got signed from Hedman. Oh, that's awesome.

Speaker: Yeah, she won't get it. That's awesome. No, like I said, I'm not a hater of the bolts. I will not hate on the bolts. The only time I root against them is when they play the blue jackets. But like I said, I get just as excited watching the bolts play. You know, growing up in Ohio, I grew up a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. We didn't get the bolts or the blue jackets until I was like 19 or 20.

Speaker: I think when, when, when the Blue Jackets started. So I grew up a Penguins fan. Um, and then I became a Blue Jackets fan because they were here and, uh, and now I've kind of done away with the Penguins altogether. You know, two of my favorite players of all time played in Pittsburgh. Uh, well, three, I guess now at this point, but Crosby, Lemieux and Yager, but I know you can't be mad at

Speaker: And I grew up watching those guys. I mean, I can hate the penguins, but I can't be mad at them. Yeah, no, exactly. And that's, you know, and, and, and then it just, it was like, oh, you know, as I started becoming, uh, more friendly and, and, and, and I've been down to Tampa twice now and, and I've had a great time. Actually it's on my list of three places. Once my kids are grown, I'm, I'm done with Ohio and I'm, and I want to, I live

Speaker: down in Charleston for 10 years and I want to get back south on the coast. And Tampa's on my list of three places I want to move to. So I found it very easy to start rooting for the lightning until they changed up the NHL and Tampa and Columbus started playing each other on a regular basis. And I'm like, really? Hey, we had to earn it. We had to earn our way up there.

Speaker: No, you guys really did because, uh, you know, I've been a, I've been a hockey fan most of my life. And I remember how much hate you guys got when the lightening became an expansion team and they're like, nobody's going to Florida hockey. That's not going to happen. Nobody's going to get behind it. It is kind of an oxymoron when you think about it. It is. But man, that, that Tampa Bay team and you guys, you guys are living it. You guys are down there.

Speaker: They're setting NHL records like it's nobody's business. Oh yeah. And who else can have parades like we had? I mean, that was Atlas for the famous Tom Brady trophy throw. So exactly. You guys don't have parades. You guys don't have normal parades. You have boat parades on a fire truck. That sucked. Well, you guys did me one good favor. Is it the fact that I can finally finally buy an NFL?

Speaker: Oh, excuse me. Tom Brady Jersey. Being a Michigan fan, Tom Brady is my guy but I hate the New England Patriots and and and I need to order me one. I haven't ordered one yet but I'm debating between the red or the black but I do want to give me a Tampa Bay Tom Brady Jersey. Mm hmm. For sure. That's that's. Well,

Speaker: Now it might not be that man might play until he's 70 if you give him the opportunity. I know. What can we do to get Gronk back? How can we what we need to start a petition to get Gronk back?

Speaker: That's the next, that's the next movement we're going to get behind here at Nonsense Go Nonsense. You guys are going to get on there with us. Bring Gronk back to Tampa. We'll use Jordan's clap to get our name out there. Because they'll be like, Nonsense go who? What? We get all the time. Go Blues. Go Blues. Oh God. Wow. We don't like that guy anymore.

Speaker: Connor said we are number 10 in Apple podcast for comedy genre for the doctor. Forget the bolts jackets or nothing.

Speaker: Fuck the Pats, yes. Fuck the Pats, go for it. Shut up, Connor. The Chinese box brings out the best of people. I'm just saying. Oh, yeah. The whole anonymous thing is just amazing. I'll tell you what. When Brady can beat Falco, then I'll win.

Speaker: Who's Falcon? Exactly. It's Keanu Reeves, by the way. That's my knowledge of sports. His knowledge of sports is movies. But Shane Falco is the greatest quarterback of all time. The greatest quarterback of all time. Really? Only slightly, only slightly tied up with Jonathan Moxley.

Speaker: Okay. All right, Mama. We are a bit of movie buffs. I'm actually a jack of all trades when it comes to, I can talk about anything and everything, but the guys seem to lean on movies. So Jonathan Moxon is James Van Der Beek's character in Varsity Blues. Yes. Probably one of the greatest football movies ever made. Ever made.

Speaker: Really? The exception of the movie The Replacements, which stars Keanu Reeves as the great Shane Falco. Yeah, Keanu Reeves in The Replacements. Shane Falco is his character. I don't mean to brag, but I have a Shane Falco jersey. My wife won't leave one. She thinks it's a waste of money.

Speaker: I tell her that six months in Europe is a waste of money. That's what I said. Still said no. There's a reason why she doesn't give me access to the Amazon account. Because I would be broke by tomorrow. This goes back to what I said earlier. Don't think, just do.

Speaker: Once again, there's a reason why I don't have an access to the Amazon account because I would be broke by tomorrow because my shopping cart is probably $100 ,000 plus. Jeff says there's a reason why I'm married and you're not. Yes, exactly. I have to remind them. There's a reason why I've been married for 13 years and he's been divorced.

Speaker: been divorced into failed relationship. Uh technically he's divorced twice because I divorced his ass too. No, I divorced you. Spend the money and I was like, yeah, okay, calm down. I divorced him and sent him to Mexico. And they're grateful for it. My wife, thanks. She says one person's trash, another person's trash.

Speaker: One man's opinion. And we all know what opinions are. Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one. They all stick like shit. That is one of our mottos on the show. No, I agree. Remember the Titans was the best football movie. I agree.

Speaker: remember that I you know what I can't argue that remember the Titans was uh that was an emotional roller coaster though there's not a whole lot of bad football movies there's not a whole lot of bad sports movies with the exception of the legend of bag of bags that was a terrible about golf and that is getting a sport oh my gosh I have said that for years that everybody gets mad at me when I say that

Speaker: That's because you have no patience. All golfers is an excuse to get drunk. Right. It's a Tuesday for me. Which is why I like it. Shut up, I'm not allowed to drink at home. There's a reason why I go by golf. You're drunk because you were out playing 18 holes.

Speaker: You get cut off. Yeah. 18 holes. Yeah. 18 holes. 18 years. Uh, and the driving range. I mean, I can do that too. All I gotta say is thank God for top golf. Yeah. Oh, we've, we've apparently, um, struck a nerve with Connor.

Speaker: Look at him. He went all caps and everything. Good lord. He busted a he busted a gap locks on my ass. First of all, golf is a sport. Second, it's therapy. Third, Chris. Well, thanks for calling me out. You should love. I'm not an alcoholic. Just because I really think. If if Chris.

Speaker: I'm trying to actually get Chris to come down to Cancun so I can take him out on the golfing. Because I think he would actually, because they have a guy that drives around on the golf cart with a follow you with beer. I mean, that should be enough to get him on the course. I've been golfing before. I had fun. I only remember the first six holes.

Speaker: But we went to this golf course, we went to this golf course and we were down in South Carolina. Yeah. When I went, when I lived down in Charleston, one of my customers, I used to, I used to work for work in pest control. So I had a lot of fancy high end customers and whatnot. And he invited me out golfing with him and his buddies. And I was like, I've never, I've only golfed one time in my life at that point.

Speaker: I was like, I'm left -handed, I don't even have golf clubs, blah, blah, blah. He's like, don't worry, it'll be fine. I didn't realize that by golfing, that we were just going to drink. But they had these girls, and you guys are in Florida, so I'm sure you know about it too. All they did was drive around on golf carts all day and brought you shots and beer and everything like that. And it went on the members,

Speaker: or whatever and uh you know, the first time the girl came around, I was like, I'll have a couple. You know, I don't want to spend too much money while we're here. I can only imagine how much this cost and the the guy that I was with, he's like, don't worry about it. It's on me today. I said, you're going to regret those words. It's like top shelf, please. Yes. So, yeah, no, needless to say, uh there were six of us in our uh in our golf in our, I don't know, what is it? A

Speaker: I don't know what you call it. And, uh, by the ninth hole, we were, we were all feeling pretty good. Yeah. But you feel better about your, that's the best part. That's why you drink. So yeah, somebody go drink because of golf. It's okay. 22. I was just drinking because it was free.

Speaker: don't don't put a free beer in front of me and not expect me to drink it. What part of Ohio are you guys in? Well, actually, Jeff is Jeff is actually down in Cancun. Really? Oh, wow. I'd love to see Cancun. My wife. Oh, wow. Yeah, I am. I am in Central Ohio. I'm close to Columbus. Wow.

Speaker: I'm writing the heart of Buckeye country. Yes, you. I'm sorry to hear that. Now my husband's a huge. He's from. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that. You should probably find a new husband.

Speaker: that the Buckeyes are winning because they are in a very weak conference, you know, so. Oh my God, calm down S .E .C. We will fight about that. S .E .C. I wish I was in bed with the ESPN too so we could guarantee two of our teams were in the championship every year. Well yeah, well it's handed to you with that tough conference you guys play in.

Speaker: We don't play in the ACC. Calm down. We're not the Florida State Seminoles. Calm down. I can't really talk there. I can talk sports. I can talk trash about sports all night long. Jeff will just glaze over and pass out.

Speaker: And there they are in the cheddars box, the SEC fans and and the NOLS fan. He said that stuff about who's the background. Yeah. We're good. Acceptable. Yeah.

Speaker: You're used to it by this point. Yeah, okay. No, I have a huge sports fan and I love the banter amongst fans. I do hate being in Ohio because I hate Ohio State fans. I don't know who's worse, Ohio State or Alabama fans because most of them are just fans. They either jump on a bandwagon or their fans because that's where they're from.

Speaker: And I am I am a diehard Michigan man. I still have. My Tom Brady jersey and I and my Tom Brady, Michigan jersey that I got when he played in Michigan. I break it out every once in a while, but you know I've got. Let's not talk about my NFL team. They look about as bad as your books right now every year. Helping.

Speaker: I'm a Browns fan. My husband is too. He's like, it's the house of sadness. Okay. He's redeemed. He's back in. Yes. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's back in. It is. And people ask why I drink. That's the, that's chapter one in my book of reasons why Glick drinks. It's chapter one is Jeff's chapter. Jeff's chapter two through 45.

Speaker: Yeah. Some people just go through life. I win. I gotta have a goal. And my goal is to make Chris drink. Check. Check that box. Check that box. Every day that ends in Y, you can check that box. I sometimes mess with him at 2 o 'clock in the morning with some stupid meme, just so he'll be like, fuck, I gotta drink.

Speaker: I'm at work. I go back to sleep. I'm like, ah, he's up drinking now. I can sleep. Connor Connor Connor's claim chapters 45 through 110 for reasons why. Well, well, you forget that I have three kids. You forget I have three kids, an ex -wife, two, two ex -girlfriends.

Speaker: beginning to think it's me. Hey, what are you gonna do? Everybody's got a role. For sure. Welcome to the madness, ladies.

Speaker: Believe it or not, this is still our best. We're still behaving. Usually by now, we've insulted each other to the point of somebody sitting there going, yeah, am I really not that? I'm not a good sucker. Calm down. Calm down, El Chupacabra. Yeah. Listen here, little investor, I'm the champ. I am the champ. Do I really have to embarrass myself?

Speaker: Just you know we got a ton of those

Speaker: Every time Chris is a little full of himself, I have to play that video because we used to do a game on the show called, we never really had an A4. Well, we did, but we started the starting five. We're on a Wednesday, we'd each do five of a certain topic and we'd pick our five. And then on the Saturday show, the winners during the week or the fans during the week would vote on who wins. Well, Chris won most of them because he's allied the votes.

Speaker: I was I was I was 22 and one. I was the Tom Brady of our 35. Actually, I challenged Tom Brady to who the real goat was. I'm just saying he's got he's got seven. I've got twenty two championships. I think the thing is obvious who the real

Speaker: I am the champ. And then he got the belt and it just, it got so much worse. I am the champ. It's hard being the champ. I mean, you guys are from Tampa Bay. You know what it's like. You know what it's like to be winners. It's tough. Just be careful when Chris does come. When you do meet Chris in person, he's going to stay a certain way. Relax.

Speaker: I just want to take some pictures. I'm not going to say that, but I will say, how are you doing? I'm good. Did you know I'm the champ? Exactly. This fool. Are you serious? Oh, what? I can't stand fantasy football. Sorry.

Speaker: I got to finish the football league. I got a guy in my league who's one in five, and he was like, would you give up Christian McCaffrey, Cooper Cupp, and or Tuah for Hill? I've got two losses, and he's one in five. Isn't Tuah out or Hill? No, he just came. No, Tuah's back.

Speaker: No, two is out, but my quarterback that I have that I start is Lamar Jackson. Yeah, I know I hate it because I was fine, but but he does put points up. Well, maybe the Sean Watson will help us out next. Ladies, ladies, do me a favor. Ask him what they're playing for. What are they playing?

Speaker: We're not playing for anything because everybody in my league. What is the prize? What is the prize? Nothing. No, it might leave nothing because everybody in my league is a bunch of. I know. But what do you have going with Tony? What are you guys playing for? Oh, playing for a championship belt. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you.

Speaker: Exactly. Exactly. No, I am in another. Yeah, I am in another league that we are. We are playing for a custom champ, a custom made belt. My league that I have is full of a bunch of chickens who won't put anything up for it. They'll just play for fun and bragging rights and I'm like.

Speaker: I kill you guys every year. I'm bored. I can only brag so much every season. Yeah, that's hard. Yeah, I know. You don't believe that, but just like, yeah, I know you too. Well, you love to brag. I really don't have an ego.

Speaker: but I have to play the bad guy on this show. Somebody, somebody had to be the bad guy on this show and it had to be. Chris's ego is kind of like that, uh, at statue. Oh God. Where the world is on his shoulders. That's Chris's ego on his shoulder. Uh -oh. Somebody's in the house. Somebody's back. Where do white women at? Hey boys. Damn it, Chris. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?

Speaker: I had nothing to do with that, ladies, just for the record. Oh, no. I had nothing to do with that, just for the record. I had nothing to do with that. And that's what we do when you show up. Same with golf.

Speaker: Connor Connor yelled it Connor said play it do the intro It all comes down We each have we each have a certain thing that will trigger one of these to go off and It just happens that that one's one of Tony's Well Tony and you go off and

Speaker: Don't. Don't do it. Don't do it. I just can't put that together. Don't do it. I'm not saying it. I'm just saying it. I just gotta put it together. This is the humbling of Chris. I hope Jordan and Mama, I hope you guys appreciate this. This is the humbling of Glick tonight. Yes. Yes. Because I'm waiting for the Gulf Hawk reference. They're on mute. Can you all hear me? Oh. Can you all hear me? Yeah, you ladies are on mute. Yeah, I can hear you.

Speaker: uh yeah we hear each other you're just very very very uh very low sound very far away uh ladies to give you the golf hawk reference uh golf hawk has been in the chatters box since oh they muted themselves yeah since episode two or three i'll be right back yeah yeah golf hawk's been in the chatters box for a long time and one day he sent chris a link to his

Speaker: his instagram and chris realized that gulf hawk is black and he literally on the show went oh my gosh gulf hawk's black it was the funniest thing i've ever seen and i wasn't even there that day so kind of bother

Speaker: You're sick, man. Are they OK? Like I said, they're OK. I think they're checking something. You guys are muted, by the way. There you go. Yeah, it's whenever the Chris live it down that he freaked out when he found out Golf Hawk was gone. So Golf Hawk and Tony both have the same intro.

Speaker: I had nothing to do with that, for the record, like I said. Yes, you did. You showed up. Nothing. You showed up. Nothing. What's up, Golf Dog? What's up, Connor? There he is. What do you say his name enough is? It's kind of like the Batsuit. Don't you say it enough? He shows up. Jesus. The audio went out for them all. OK. I see it. I see the message. Take your time. Is it back? I would ask you all to refresh, and then it should come back up with you all.

Speaker: Right, you might have to refresh your connection. Wakanda forever, look at it. That's right. Oh, where's my buttons at?

Speaker: Oh, I think they're going to refresh. Yeah, they're going to refresh. Y 'all should be able to use that same link to pop back in here. Yeah. Oh, gosh. What did I do? Oh, there we go. Jeff will always be present. Yes, I saw that. Hey, there. I'll just go ahead and bring it back up.

Speaker: I'm just dying over here. As Chris choked on his choke. Yeah, I choked on my beer. Sorry. I'm uh... Hopefully not. I was... I opened a message. Right as I was trying to do that and it made me laugh. Oh my goodness.

Speaker: speak of the devil and he shows up golf hard look what I got here hey where are the white women at

Speaker: Gotham has the bat symbol. Nonsense. Well, nonsense has the... No, let's not go down that road. Hold on. Wait a minute. Slow down. Red flag. Red flag on the field. What did you just say? Nonsense. Well, nonsense has a symbol that rhymes with whack or lack symbol.

Speaker: So the reason why you got the black flag, it was a red flag. No, thank you for saying it, Jeffrey. This is why. And I can stop hanging around these two jokers because they make it so obvious, but that is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life, if you've never seen it. It's very racial, it's very raw, it's very off the chain. It's not racial, it's not raw, we're just... That movie is racial as hell. It's realistic. That movie is racial as hell. I thought it was a documentary.

Speaker: If you want the truth. So, so is Monty Python's quest for the holy grail. It's mere flesh wound. Chris, I saw a Halloween decoration that I'm going to make. It's it's without the arms and legs in somebody's front yard.

Speaker: I almost sent you to me. I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I wish I could do an English accent. Smear a flesh wound. Come here. I can't do accents for nothing.

Speaker: I'll bite you. I literally showed up to my son the other day and he walked around screaming, bring out your dad. We removed a bunch of stuff out of the backyard. We removed a bunch of stuff out of the backyard. You need to get out the house. Get out the house. Get out the house.

Speaker: Come on!

Speaker: a little tiny -ass bicycle. He was riding. That shit was ridiculous. My son was pushing around the wheelbarrow the other day, just screaming, I'll bring out your dad. We got to see what Glick wants to do. We got to see outside tonight. He's going to look up. Yes. Saturday night, Tony and I will be here. I may be here. I don't know. I have. Well, let me know. And let me know. We can still run with your plans.

Speaker: Hey, hey, go for it. Come on and do it with me. So, I was, I was, I kind of felt, kind of fill you all in. I was, I had, I've never taken a break from this show. We've done 186 episodes and I've been here for every one of them. Damn. Kind of reached a weird point in my life right now where

Speaker: Uh, you know, I'm trying to do more things, trying to get out more often and whatnot. Uh, but as of today, uh, I, my ex wife and I, we co -parent and we co -parent pretty well. Um, so, and she's going through some things and whatnot her and her fiance. So the kids are now with me Monday through Friday every week. Whereas before I had them.

Speaker: We had every other weekends and then I had them every Monday and Tuesday. Now they're with me Monday through Friday morning, they go back to her Friday morning. So kind of open me up for new things. So I get these weird urges that I just wanna go on road trips. And I don't go very far, I go three, four hours away from home. And I had a buddy of mine, a friend of mine that I was gonna go see this weekend.

Speaker: Unfortunately, they they have to work all weekend. So no plans got cancelled Tony was all excited because I generally don't Let these guys run a show without Adult supervision me being the adult of all people How I ended up being the adult of this show, I don't know I

Speaker: Nobody's afraid of you. Nobody's afraid of you. I'm afraid of what's going to happen if I'm not here. So, Tony was looking forward to this being the first Saturday night show that he gets to run. I hate to burst your bubble. I will be here this weekend but

Speaker: I'm here now. I have no idea how much love these two have for each other.

Speaker: I have asked you repeatedly not to play that bullshit. I have asked him repeatedly to fix it and give us... They got a lot of signal issues. Yeah, I think they're having signal issues. They've had them throughout the night. No, I won't always play that video, Tony. And when I build a new one, it's going to be even better. It's going to be so much better because I'm going to make you guys look into each other's eyes and sing to each other. So the hell you ain't either?

Speaker: Oh, yes, I am. I'm working on it. Oh, no. Oh, yes. And it will be our new show opener. It'll be playing over the intro music. If I can figure out how to work it in, it'll just kind of pop up random.

Speaker: They had to refresh. Yeah. Well, we scared them away. You know, golf, I mean, you you've been here since episode two, three, four, something like that. Early stages, you think you would know. Golf need to get up here. Yeah, golf does need to get up here. I want golf up here so bad. That night you had everybody up there. That was awesome. And you need that. Yeah, we need to do another one of those coming up.

Speaker: That's probably what's going to happen this weekend when I was hosting. Everybody's going to pop up. That would have been hilarious. Let's do it. What do you do? What difference is I'm going to be here? No, I know. Let's run it. It's Saturday night. Welcome back, ladies. Thank you. I thought y 'all left because I was acting up. I'm sorry. No, no, no. It's our internet. Our internet sucks. Trust me. I 100 % understand. Is it still acting up since the hurricane? Honestly. Say that again?

Speaker: Is the internet still acting up since the hurricane came through? Well, I wish I could say yes, but we're in Tampa. So it's shooting me off to the bottom of that right now. I'll put some of it in Tampa. Like the outer bands. Yeah. OK. I think a Coke bottle fell over. Yeah, literally. I mean, that's literally what my mom said. She says it was so windy and Coke bottle fell over.

Speaker: Yeah, that is as if nothing happened. I got a friend on the other side of the door. She's catching it real bad. She lost everything. The house had like two feet of water. I didn't see that one guy, he had a McLaren in the garage and it started floating down the street. It was a million dollar crop man. I worked in Florida. I worked in Panama City for two and a half years and we never caught him. Every time I catch a hurricane it's a mess.

Speaker: Yeah, I saw a guy. Connor, I saw a guy. He had a collection of runners. Oh, and then roll over. Roll. Roadrunners and Daytonas. Yep. And the Daytona is a 1 .5 million dollar car from 1969. Right. Yeah. And oh, wait a minute. And then rolled over. Actually,

Speaker: Jordan, you're a bit of a car junkie, aren't you? Mm -hmm. A little bit of a gear head. Yeah. Here we go. This is the moment where. OK, now coming to the most important question. This is the most important question. What are you driving? I have a Camaro in a Mustang. Oh, wow. OK, I'll have a Mustang. Or do you have a Mustang? Do you have a Mustang? Or do you have the sweet ass new electric Mustang SUV? I have a 2010 Camaro.

Speaker: And I have a 1978 Mustang. Oh, OK. Damn. Let me talk about the 94, the 94, 60 Camaro. What do you think about that? I like all Camaros. Gotcha. Except for surgeons are kind of like, eh, like the 80s ones, the really boxy ones.

Speaker: See I pay attention I pay attention to things cars it's like when Chris starts talking sports his eyes will blaze over and he'll just Stop

Speaker: He asked me a question. He asked me a question. He wants to turn in to Paul Walker's Eclipse from Fast and the Furious. No. He's not a car guy. He's just a gay guy. I do have a 97 Eclipse. It is, I literally just got done talking to a guy. I'm looking at a 4G63 for it with 720 ports. Oh wow.

Speaker: Yeah, kind of said that you have a beautiful Camaro. I would be intrigued to see pictures of both your Camaro and your Mustang. I love the old school. I don't know. I don't know anything about cars. I don't know anything about cars. I drive car guys crazy when I start talking about cars. I do love the old American muscle cars. I'll go look at them. I don't know the difference between fuel injection and a three barrel or a four barrel or

Speaker: mid range. You're embarrassing yourself. Stop talking. Yeah. Well, you know what? All I know is Jeff wants a Honda Civic 4 .0 Z leader. This is crazy. YTF. YTF with the posse rear traction on a front end car. You want to get that feeling you want to put a gun barrel in your mouth. I mean, just stop.

Speaker: cars and all you all you nerds with your Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. I don't I don't know if to be dangerous. Yeah. I push buttons. I push buttons. It's what I do. I get the car. I get the car. I read the book and I get there. That's all there is to it. Yep.

Speaker: I just buy new cars and let other people worry about it. That's a smart thing. I have not bought, my newest car is a 2000.

Speaker: I don't buy anything new. Although my wife has convinced me to buy a new car. And you guys give me shit about that. But it isn't the type. At the end of the day, this is my insport car, no matter what you say. Shut the fuck up, Chris. Shut the fuck up, Chris. I'm saying it now. And it's not even for me. So at the end of the day, it's not. My car is also a Chevy high performance sports car as well.

Speaker: He's getting a Fiat. He's getting a Fiat station wagon. It's not a station wagon. It's a it's it's a minivan. It's a it's a Fiat minivan. It's what his wife his his wife is making him buy a Fiat minivan. It is technically a crossover. It is technically a minivan. It's a crossover between a minivan and a station wagon.

Speaker: Basically, basically, basically your car, basically your car, Italian or not, it's from West Virginia. And it's looking all wonky playing the banjos. And as people, as people drive by, it's good. Boy, you sure did got a part of mouth. Oh, come on.

Speaker: Once again, the car is being bought for collateral. I have a high performance sports vehicle too.

Speaker: Here's the here's the thing here's the thing down payments in Mexico were completely different they do in the states down payments here are astronomical

Speaker: So, he lives in a third world country. So, you have to give them six billy goats, 27 chickens. No. For instance, I'm actually, I'm actually buying a 2024 SUV in, from Chevy in 2024 but to do the down payment, it's easier to buy a cheap

Speaker: new car and use it for the down payment in 2024. What he actually means, let me translate for Jeff. In 2024, he is buying a brand new vehicle in Mexico that is actually a 1967. No, sir. The funny thing is, no matter what I buy, no matter how much money I have, I cannot buy something really cool.

Speaker: because it will get... We actually discussed the Corvettes, the new Corvettes, and I literally, I can afford one, I can't buy one. Because the car tow goes, oh look, rich person. No, we didn't discuss the Corvettes. I asked you a simple question, which turned into a 20 minute conversation that you had by yourself.

Speaker: because I was explaining to you who knows nothing about cars, the importance of that car. Have you ever wanted to take the barrel of a gun and stick it in your mouth so much? The mid -engine Corvette is the most historic Corvette. Let me ask you guys. Let me ask you guys. Let me ask you. Let me ask you. Holy gosh. I drove past the Chevy dealership the other day and I seen the brand new Corvette. I had a couple of them sitting out there.

Speaker: And I was like, damn, is that at first I thought they were Lamborghinis. They had like four or five of them sitting out there. So I drove and as I was driving by and I actually got in front of them, I realized that they were Corvettes. Have you guys seen the brand new Corvettes? Yeah. They're gorgeous. Do they kind of look a little bit like Lamborghinis? Yeah. Yeah. For sure. That's all I needed to know. That's all I needed. I asked Jeff that same question and it turned into 20 minutes of him describing the

Speaker: The mid engine, the rear engine, the front engine, the axle, the suspension, the this and that. I'm just like... It's called being in Florida. At this point, he's speaking Chinese to me. I have no idea what he's talking about. They are really cool. As opposed to someone that tells a story and glosses over the most important part.

Speaker: You will not let that go. You will not let that go. You will not let that go. You will not let that go. You will not let that go. You will not let that go. You will not let that go.

Speaker: Okay, hold up. Wait, before you get go into this, this is the story. There's a, there's a abandoned music park. Apparently at one point a girl was on a swing set and got hit by a truck. And then the other part of this story is that he glossed over it like that.

Speaker: She's on a swing and got hit by a truck and then glossed through it like he never said anything. And Tony, mind you, they didn't say anything about the Indians who the Indians who kidnapped the kids and scalped them and set them on fire. They didn't say anything about the dad who avenged his kids death. Nothing but the fact that a little girl was on his swing and you get hit by a truck.

Speaker: There's got to be a backstory there. No, no, she wasn't on a swing set though. She was on a, like, you know, you know, when you go to the carnival or fair or whatever, and they have that swing ride that spins you around. Yeah. That's what she was on. Okay. But it was the 1920s. Oh, and the delivery truck driver, the delivery truck driver was delivering something to the concession stand. I didn't have, that wasn't the point of what I was talking about. It was just.

Speaker: delivering a little bit of the history of what I was talking about. And they have been fixated on it ever. And this has been months ago.

Speaker: And I've even given them the answer as to what happened and how it happened. I gave them in full detail and they still won't let it go. This is the world I live in. Welcome to my world. Tony agrees with me. You glossed over it like it was like it was like there was an anthill. It was a bullet point. It was a bullet point. It's not a bullet point. She got hit by a truck. I'm going back to work. I still blame the little girl.

Speaker: I'm going back to work. She should have been paying attention. She wildly coyote that truck and he glossed over like them. I will kiss you all later. Hey, much love, brother. Y 'all be good. Take care. He glossed over like nothing ever happened. Like it was just a normal everyday thing. I 100 % victim of shaving the girl. It's all her fault. She should have been paying attention.

Speaker: She didn't fit the right hat requirement. Yeah. Again, somebody has to be the bad guy on the show. Somebody has to be the ego maniac. Check and check. I think we're going to hop off because we got dinner waiting in the kitchen. No, you guys go eat. We appreciate you guys coming on here. Sorry. No, we do appreciate you guys coming on here. And again, Jordan, from the bottom of my heart, and I think I can speak for her.

Speaker: everybody on the show and everybody that listens to the show. Congratulations. That is so awesome. Thank you guys so much. I really appreciate it. And you guys definitely continue to listen and hang out. If you ever want to come on and hang out with us, just let us know. You guys are more than welcome to come on here.

Speaker: We'll see you in the playoffs, Lightning. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, you can hang out with us Cleveland Browns fans and be angry and drunk again.

Speaker: We will. But no, absolutely. Thank you guys for coming on with us. Thank you guys for hanging out with us. Melissa, it was a pleasure interacting with you, getting to talk to you, and letting us into your world. Thank you for that. I'm glad that we could get behind you guys and support you guys. And I wish, absolutely, Jordan, enjoy this second chance you've been given. Live it to the fullest. Everything you've ever thought about doing, please just do it.

Speaker: Just do it. Let us all live vicariously through you. And we really do appreciate this. This is definitely up there. One of the things I was looking forward to the most, as far as guests go, was having you guys come on here and having you tell us that you kick cancer's ass.

Speaker: Thank you, guys. You rocked it out. So I truly do. And I think everybody who listens will agree and the guys on the show. We wish nothing but the best for you, health, and all that jazz. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for the support. No, absolutely. Go Blue Jackets. Fire the Candids. So we can say Fire the Candids here, too.

Speaker: That was awesome. That was so awesome having them on. Thank you, guys. Jordan and Miss Melissa, thank you guys for coming on. You guys were awesome. Such an amazing story. And everybody who joined in, all you guys that know Jordan personally, our friends with Jordan, and have been in her corner, you know, absolutely. Thank you, guys. And go show her some love. Go check her out.

Speaker: We've, we've, we've shared the story. We've, we've put her, we've put this, we've pinned this stuff on the top of our social media. I've kind of, uh, grabbed the reins and ran with it, if you will. But, uh, no, that was awesome having her on. It was really good. And now back to the shenanigans in the. How often do you master? Well, today, you know, it was a, it was a light day and, uh,

Speaker: Oh, no, that was awesome. You know, I'm, I'm, I'm super happy. Sad words are hard. I'm super happy for Jordan and mom and everything they got going. And I truly hope that they, they get a long, happy life. Because Kinky Cancer's ass is not easy, but she proves that it can be done.

Speaker: ears are all sweating. Are we going to go to break or you want to throw one in? Or you can just stand there just staring at your phone. Hey, Tony. Hey, Tony. No, you. I was calling you Tony. No, you. Oh, my goodness.

Speaker: This motherfucker I gotta put something away

Speaker: Go bolts. Yeah, go sorry fantasy football bullshit this motherfucker I offered him a solid ass trade and this motherfucker took a bullshit trade for one good player And I and I offered him the best trade that he was gonna see and he's one in five Only because it was his brother I offered him

Speaker: Not that you know who this is, but maybe some of the listeners was for Hill operating to a Marquis Brown Denver's defense, which has been pretty pretty good. Their offense is trash and and. No, somebody else. I can't remember who it was. This motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, well four for one. Actually, this motherfucker gave up Travis. At attending.

Speaker: Junior Jacksonville running back and Tyreek Hill for Robert Tonyan, who's been garbage because Green Bay Packers are garbage. Justin Herbert, who I have in one of my other leagues, who's barely been mediocre. He's a quarterback and DJ more Carolina wide receiver who's irrelevant like the Carolina Panthers and Joe mix. And the only good player he got out of it was Joe mix. And he gave up one of the best wide receivers in the league.

Speaker: Well, for that I'm going to give him this.

Speaker: Hold on a second. Where's my league at? What is your score for the week so far? You want to see me fuck somebody up? I'm the league commissioner. Guess what I can do? Uh -oh. Be told the fuck out of it. Not going to happen. So you're not going to let him do the trade?

Speaker: Nice. Not today, Satan. This is where I get my league pissed off at me. Put some money on the line and maybe I'll be I'll be a fair I'll be a fair commissioner. I'm Roger Goodell in this motherfucking league. Any NFL fans, you know what I'm doing.

Speaker: Oh my gosh. Anywho, let's uh what are we going to do? We got we got like uh we got like 40 minutes and I'm not going to take a break tonight. We're just going to we're just going to we're just going to roll.

Speaker: Yeah, I actually actually you know what? I do have something and oh my god No, it's actually I think you'll actually appreciate it Hold on Jeff. Hold on Jeff. I have something for you. Well, you can keep talking. I'm not gonna Look at the bottom of your screen sir No, no, no, this is this is good Is it good

Speaker: Yeah, I'm sure you've heard it before, but I have a couple things. This is for about a couple years ago, this became my favorite thing to look up, just to kind of make me chuckle. But it is Chuck Norris facts. And I'm sure you can make them your own and be Chris facts.

Speaker: So I've already done that. Yeah. So, you know, enter name here. But Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information. The champ doesn't read books. I'm going to make one of those out of cardboard. What are they, Oato? Just plug in the champ.

Speaker: So, time waits for no man, unless that man is a champ. Glick, unless that man is Glick, the champ. This is a good one. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win forever. If you spell Glick in Chuck Norris. I'm going to let you add that caveat your own, because I'm not going to give you so much praise that you have a big edge. Because if you didn't know,

Speaker: This is a good one. This is a good one. In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris' roundhouse kept nothing and told it to get a jaw. When God said, let there be light, Chuck Norris said, say please. Glick said, say please. Say it right.

Speaker: Say it right or don't say it at all you sumbitch. Fine here. Chris does not have a mug. No. But I'm reading it wrong. Glick has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. Glick the champ has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

Speaker: I gotta read this one out. If Glick was to travel to an alternate mansion in which there was another Chuck Norris. Oh, sorry, another Glick. My bad. They both fought. They would both win. You know, the dinosaurs looked at Glick once. You know what happened to them. Extinct, my friend.

Speaker: Glick stares, cure cancer. Should've told George. Too bad he never cries. A real man cries, though. That's why I'm the champ. I was crying tonight about that day. I saw that. I saw you wiping your eyes. Yeah, I was. Chris once Roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light. Facts.

Speaker: If you ask Glick what time it is, he always says, two seconds till after you ask, two seconds to what? He roundhouse kicks you in the face. These mean facts, folks. Glick appeared in Street Fighter II, the video game, but was removed by beta testers because everybody caused them to do a roundhouse kick.

Speaker: Glitch, Glick replied, there's no Glitch. Just Glitch. Since 1940, the year Glick was born, Roundhouse Glick related deaths has increased by 13 ,000%. Glick does not sleep, he waits.

Speaker: Oh, this one I believe is true. Well, the first part of it is, there's no chin behind Glick's beard. Just another fist, the way you do punch you in the face. Say hello to my beard fist, beard fist of fury. If Glick was a country, their chief export,

Speaker: Yes. Pain and destruction. Stripe first. Show no mercy. Paper beats rock. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. What beats all three at the same time? It's gold. Yes.

Speaker: Feed to my ego. Feed me. Feed me more. On the seventh day, God rested, Glick took over. And the words of the plant from Little Shop of Horrors, Feed me more. Feed me more, Jeffrey.

Speaker: My ego dropped my camera. I'm still here. Glick drinks napalm to fight this hard world. Those are all facts, ladies and gentlemen. Glick has never blinked his entire life. Never.

Speaker: I'm sorry. Glick does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling. Hashtag Glickisms. Here's a good one. Some kids pee their name into the snow. Golf Hawk. Chuck Norris appeared in Street Fighter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm back. Welcome back,

Speaker: No, you read Gophawk's comment about Street Fighter. It's not Chuck Norris, it's Glick. Some kids pee their name into the snow. Glick pees his name into concrete. You're goddamn right. Glick counted to infinity twice.

Speaker: Glick can spell grail. Sorry, Glick can speak grail. Yeah, I was gonna say speak. Let me tell you a story, blind man. As I'm hitting him, it is me spelling out, I'm kicking your ass. Glick can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Wouldn't that be a bunny hop?

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, these are all facts about Glick. Once a Cobra bit Glick in the leg, after five days of excruciating pain, the Cobra died. Sounds like a true story to me. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, checks his closet for Glick.

Speaker: Blick does not hunt because the word hunt implies the possibility of failure. Blick goes killing. The day, the dark is afraid of Blick.

Speaker: It is. Glick makes onions cry. That one I believe. Here's a good one. Death once had a near Glick experience. And one more I'm going to scroll down real far. The flu gets Glick shots every year.

Speaker: That is from the website 101. It's from parade .com 101. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You know how I beat up the train. You know how I beat up the train. Our fantasy football chat is blowing the fuck up. Everybody is so mad and they're fighting with each other and I'm not responding to any.

Speaker: I'm just, I'm just gonna let it, just let it linger. Damn, that looks good, but damn, it's expensive. There's a place here called Burger Street. They got, their burgers look fucking amazing. Damn, if they're not expensive. Just for the burger, $5. And here's one for eight.

Speaker: to make a big shot. I'm gonna go ahead and stir the pot a little bit more. Yes. What are you guys talking about? Oh, no, I just I vetoed that train and I do this is our fantasy chat is absolute dude. They are losing their fucking mind in our fantasy chat and I'm I'm not even reading it. I just I just see it.

Speaker: Holy shit. There we go. Holy shit. I don't want to spend $8 a burger. Sorry. What the fuck is going on? So I'm trying to figure out. I was trying to do something.

Speaker: And for some reason, I have no sound on my phone. Did you turn up the volume? Yes.

Speaker: That's weird. I, you know, I had that, I had a problem with my ringer the other day. I got like nine phone calls, didn't hear it. And I'm sitting here hitting the ringer, keep hitting the volume button, but I had to go into settings to actually change the ringer. Now I got sound back weird. I don't know.

Speaker: That's a doable price.

Speaker: Oh, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Yeah. Where are you getting a call from? You're live on nonsensical nonsense. Welcome to the show. You're really doing it right now. Yeah, I'm really doing it right now. You like that veto? Did you like that veto? Oh, I was. That was hilarious. You're the first ever caller on nonsensical nonsense, by the way. Congratulations. Yes, sir.

Speaker: Yeah, we normally just put everything to what's now. No, no, you're fine. You're fine because we were actually just talking about it. We were talking about how I vetoed that trade and in our fantasy football chat is absolutely blowing up and everybody's met.

Speaker: Yeah, but he was he mad because I vetoed it or was he mad because of the train acceptance? Oh Cam called you. Yeah, he's mad and I told him Call me somebody else called me though. Oh, yeah. No, they're you came in Justin. They're both mad I'll accept it I guess but it's it's it's it's a clown ass train. He offered him three trash players and

Speaker: out of four, only one of them are worthwhile. And he gave up a number one running back and one of the top receivers in the league. That's what I don't get. I feel like Mixon is the only person who's going to start at all those people. The rest of them, you don't really need. He doesn't even need Herbert. No. Kyle Murray is getting more points for game than he is. That's what I told him. I said, I have Herbert in another league. And I offered him, I offered him Jimmy G originally, but I told him I would give him

Speaker: I would give him two and, and I offered him Marquis Brown, which he's out for a couple of weeks, but he's been racking up points and Alfred him two other players. I can't remember who it was, which are way better than the trade that he was going to accept.

Speaker: I just beat it just to be a dick. Oh, no, no, it, you know, it gave me the option to accept it, to put it up to the fan to the league, or as league manager, just veto the hell out of it. And I vetoed that shit.

Speaker: I've seen you. You wipe. Okay. For those of you who don't know, no, he said, he sent me a picture of it, but for those of you who don't know the first ever caller on nonsensical nonsense is, um, one of my, one of my, one of my, he's the biggest fan who's never listened to the podcast. One, probably one of my best friends, uh, second, you know, there's, there's a toss up between Jeff and, and, and Kevin.

Speaker: Kevin offered him his entire team for one goddamn player. And I'm like, Kevin's an idiot. He's in contention. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you, you, you killed your team to get Jefferson and Hill. So you like, you know, went from contention to completely out of it in a matter of one trade.

Speaker: Oh, I didn't. Yeah, you, you changed it, but you offered up kiddo originally. Yeah.

Speaker: they're a little better, but I'm also giving up a little more, I guess, giving up the tight end. Plus, I was giving up Henderson running back, and I was going to throw in David Carr, because now all of a sudden, he says he needs a quarterback. I was going to throw that in there, too. Derek Carr is sitting on my bench, so I'm like, why not? Yeah. And I felt like that was the hell of an offer, and he goes, I'm like, what are you doing? I don't know, man. It's, it's, uh, hmm.

Speaker: Uh, it's it's his brother. I've seen it coming a mile away. I do. I yeah, you know, well, yeah, I I've seen it. I've seen it coming a mile away no matter no matter what Justin proposed. He was going to accept it. So,

Speaker: It is what it is. But I just did that just to be a dick because I can't. Yeah, I just was going, I want to see if you actually vetoed it, like, said F you and get rid of it or... No, I vetoed the hell out of it. I might accept it after Sunday. That's funny. I'll tell him, try again Monday. I told him today, I told him, I'm giving you an entire team.

Speaker: No, that's what I told him. Yeah, that's what I told him. I was like, dude, you're, you're not even anywhere in contention and Kevin's going to tank his team for two players. He asked me, he did text me before he accepted the trade and asked him if I would give him

Speaker: Cooper Cup, Christian McCaffrey, and Tua for Hill. And I was like, are you fucking high? I was like, I'll give you Tua. But I'm not going to give you all three. Shit, I might be starting Tua over Jackson before long.

Speaker: Well listen, I know your co -host there doesn't really care about the whole football talk so I'll let you go. He actually committed suicide about three and a half minutes ago. I'll tell you what, either call in Sunday or I'll come over to the house Sunday and you can do the fantasy football show with us.

Speaker: We'll see. We'll see. We do. Well, we did. We actually do do a fantasy football show every Sunday. It's not my show. It's it's another show under our umbrella but we do a fantasy football show every Sunday. Nice. So, but uh I am involved with it. It's under my umbrella. I'm just not the

Speaker: Okay Hello, this is the portion of the show we bring people on who know like all too well Sign off man, we appreciate you Jack Daniels out Hey

Speaker: uh golf asked a question uh he said jeff what's your dream car dream shut up golf my dream car and my dream rebuild vehicles the same parts in 1932 514 as much as i don't like for it i think that is the sexiest vehicle i've ever built i'd love to build one

Speaker: For reference, look up the American Graffiti yellow car. It is a gorgeous vehicle. Hold on, I'll just bring it up. What is it? It's the 1932 -5104. 1932 -5104. I'm gonna go ahead and share it. 1932 -5104.

Speaker: Well, I spoke too fast. Here's the result. John Milner's car from American Graffiti. According to RK Motors, Milner's 32. I'll show you a picture here, Chris. There it is. It's the 1932 five window Ford. It is the sexiest vehicle I've ever built. Show me that one more time. I kind of glazed over. I'm trying to get a better picture of it.

Speaker: This is like a terrible sight that they sent it to. Oh, I hate that. That's one of the...

Speaker: Why did it put score? There it is, Chris. There's a better picture. Oh, it's pretty. It's a 1932 504.

Speaker: It is, it's from the movie American Graffiti. It is, you can actually build them for less than like 40 grand.

Speaker: They do fiberglass bodies and they have steel bodies. You can buy steel bodies, of course, more expensive, but I would love to buy one. Horsepower, the engine that's in the John Neller car is a flat Ford, indicative to the era. However, if I were to buy one, I would, or build one, I would probably put just either a 350 or an LS or a 450 Ford just to be different.

Speaker: A lot of people put Hemis in them. The thing is about that car, it is so light, you could put a 4 -cylinder in it and smoke anything. I think it weighs under 2 ,000 pounds with full build, depending on the size of motor and all that fun stuff.

Speaker: But they are, oh, there's never a bad example. We'll put it that way. And there's, you could put 50 of them in a row, and all 50 will be different. That's the most, one of the most customizable vehicles ever built. Hot rogers, love them.

Speaker: The the only problem I would have it would I would never make it a daily driver. It'd be like Sunday drives on a nice day Because they're not necessarily the most comfortable thing But in all seriousness golf when you're talking about horsepower in that car since it weighs less than 2 ,000 pounds you know 150 200 horse it's still fucking

Speaker: Bottle rocket just fly. Yeah, so you can I mean you could put And nowadays with technology you can put a thousand horsepower car easily so And but I would never go over 400 horsepower in a car because you just destroy a set of tires in a heartbeat But I

Speaker: I would love to buy one. I'd also love to buy a 57 Chevy. I think it's the sexiest fucking classic car ever, in any color. Yeah, it's the only time Ford got anything right, Golf. It is... I mean, seriously, look up the 32 Ford, or the 32 Roadster. It is...

Speaker: You'll find more roadsters and three windows. But the five window, it's kind of like the extended cap version. It's the best way to explain it so that Chris can understand. It's basically a coupe, but the five window has that little extra section in the back, almost like the extended cap S10 kind of thing.

Speaker: But that was actually back in the day, Chris. Interesting fact about the 32 Fords is they had the rumble seat. You know what the rumble seat is? You know what that is? I got an interesting fact for you. Yeah. You talk sports all fucking night. There you go.

Speaker: that car is so easily. Everything that you said and everything you said, the only thing I took out of that was deuce coop or a coop and in my brain,

Speaker: No, that's literally what the song is based on, is the 32 -4. I agree. But the rumble seat is... Actually, when you buy or build those cars, they didn't have... It was a two -person vehicle, but it was technically a four -person vehicle because the trunk lid actually would flip open reverse style and reveal an extra seat.

Speaker: And nowadays, people just reverse that. I do that. Yeah, that's what's the rumble seat. They called it the rumble seat because you're literally sitting above the axle. This is the suspension and the original suspension of those cars is shit. But like I said, you can build them for like, you know, depending on how much you pay for the kit because kits start at like ten thousand dollars.

Speaker: and go up to like 30. And then you pick the motor, you pick the transmission, you do all the work. But you can get the kits for like 10, $15 ,000 all day long. But you have to have some know -how to put it together. But if I was forced to buy a Ford, it would be that one. Long story short.

Speaker: But I, I, I think like one of the sexiest vehicles ever made is the, the 55, 56, 57 navies.

Speaker: I'm loving this. Everybody is on my side, except for Cam, AKA Killacam, who you guys know from the chat he's been on the show, and his brother. They're the only two that are mad at me. Everybody else is on my side. And I've caused so much drama and so much turmoil with one click of a button. It just proves one simple fact that you just like to stir the shit pot.

Speaker: I'm the guy who shows up with the five gallons of gas. Yeah. I'm also the guy who says, I'm also the guy who says, you know, we sent to some bitch on fire and there'll be fun. And then when everybody else is conversating in the background,

Speaker: I go walk to my truck and grab five pounds of gas and go. Wait, wait, wait. And you're out in the front yard, just. That was a firefight. Yes, he was on fire. I instigate it. And then I encourage it. You know, I mean, at the end of the day,

Speaker: We all have things to live for. I, I, I a hundred percent, uh, I a hundred percent admit to being that guy. I am the guy as we've said on this show. Some people just like to watch the world burn.

Speaker: and I had said I'm in the background. I'm going. You're basically Tim Nolan or what it was. I am a Joker. Nolan's Joker. I'm a Joker. I'm Heath Ledger walking away from the hospital. It is one of the best scenes for him ever. Yes. And the fact that he he stops and has to hit the remote that that apparently was all improvised. I find it amazing.

Speaker: Well, I might watch that tonight. Fuck, I haven't seen that before in a while. I'm not sure. I just, I don't know. Why does my food take so long? I'm fucking starving. I need to eat something.

Speaker: I ordered amazing, amazing fucking breakfast this morning. It was so good. But they're closed until tomorrow morning, so I'm kind of upset about it. Ow. I was saying, I'm fucking starving. My food is taking forever. I'm like, I thought you ordered food at the beginning of the show. No, I usually do, but I forgot.

Speaker: And as I was sitting here, well, as Jordan was getting off, she said, Oh, we got to go. Cause we got food waiting for us. I was like, shit, I forgot to order food. And then we got to check noise facts. They were good facts. A hundred percent all day or a day, all day or a day. Glick facts, man. Got car facts. Now we got Glick facts.

Speaker: There is a website, there is a website called Chuck Norris facts and it is, it has all, uh, one of the, one of my favorites is, uh, what was it? Uh, Chuck Norris went to a Burger King and asked for a Big Mac and they did, they wouldn't give it to him. So he kicked it so hard. It became a Wendy's. I was like, nice.

Speaker: Oh, I am beat. It was one of those weird days. I never did get an answer about my question that I sent over. I spoke to one one guy at work, one of my clients. I think he might have popped in today on the show here because we were talking about podcasts. He's actually listening to old episodes as we speak.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, we were talking about it the other night. Well, no, I actually just mentioned it. No, this is a totally different client. I talk to clients so much that, you know,

Speaker: There's times where they have to look something up on the computer while I'm on the phone with them. So, you know, we spout random facts back to each other, all the time, and one of one of my favorite topics is of course bring up the podcast.

Speaker: And he was like, Oh, that's really cool. And, and I was kind of, I was explaining, you know, it's not for the faint of heart. It's, you know, it's kind of like walking into a guy's locker room. And, uh, he's like, Oh, I'm in, I'm in. I, so I gave him the name and told him where I sent him the Spotify link. And he sent me a message right after he's like, dude, you guys are alert. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, there we are. Well, he said he's going to play it in his warehouse. He's got like 45 people that work in his warehouse. He's going to put over the loudspeaker in the warehouse. I was like, nice. Hell yeah, that's what I'm doing, boy. He said with the exception of the office ladies that are in the office, the warehouse is all guys.

Speaker: And they're all, they would all be 100 % fans of the show after he listened to an episode. He was like, yeah, my guys are gonna love this. So he's gonna, I guess later on this week, he's gonna pipe it into the warehouse. I was like, nice. That's awesome.

Speaker: It is what it is. Now, um, I don't want to, I don't want to keep this one at three hours because I'd love for this episode to be on the iron. Um, so we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We're going to go wrap this bad boy up. We're going to end it with a little black top mojo guys. Haven't been getting as much love because I've really been pushing our guys in the room spring. Yeah.

Speaker: We're going to end it with a little blacktop mojo tonight. If you're not already guys, go ahead and guys, ladies, everybody go ahead and check us out on social medias.

Speaker: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday at 6 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live, that's okay. You can listen to us anytime, any place, anywhere on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts. They're all nonsensical nonsense. So go ahead and give us a little Google search. Ask your Siri, ask Alexa.

Speaker: Check us out, give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen. And then if you would be so kind, give us a share, let other people know about what we're doing here. We're trying to grow, you know, we're doing it from the ground up. We're doing it old school style. We're going to keep doing what we do. But if you guys like what we do, let other people know.

Speaker: So we do appreciate y 'all listening. Enjoy a little Blacktop Mojo. Check them out on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Go show the guys some love. Let them know we sent you. Good night, Mark. Love you, brother. Good night. Go fuck. Love you, brother. We will see you guys Saturday night for a brand new episode. It's going to be a Tony D episode. I'm going to be here, but

Speaker: going to have a good one. I may I may I may slide on over to the to the passenger seat and go ahead and let Tony run this **** because I wasn't supposed to be here this weekend. Right. And I may or may not be here this weekend. It is Halloween weekend. So, it's still kind of honestly up in the air if I'm going to be here. I may try to find a Halloween party to go to but tune in Saturday night. Same

Speaker: We appreciate y 'all. Enjoy a little blacktop mood.

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Speaker: Yes, sir. A little black time. Oh, Joe. We appreciate y 'all listening and we appreciate y 'all hanging out. Join us Saturday night, 6 PM, YouTube and Twitch at nonsense. Well, nonsense. Jeffrey. Yeah. You know what to do here. I don't even need to tell you what I'm saying. We went a whole show without

Speaker: I know. I know. I was speaking first. I couldn't find one. I need it. Yeah, we couldn't find one. No. You gotta get a good... A good... Haha, I gotcha. You gotta... Yeah, you gotta get a little gotcha. I gotta wait for the opportunity. Anywho. Yeah, anywho. Listen to your fuckers. I had a little piece of advice for you.

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