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Speaker: Boeing says they're going to bring flying cars to Asia in six years.
Speaker: Do I even have to finish this joke?
Speaker: Would you fly in a Boeing flying car?
Speaker: Hey, I got an idea.
Speaker: How about no?
Speaker: Hang on, this just in from the we've heard this before news desk.
Speaker: UN climate chief said there are two years left to save the planet.
Speaker: Mark your calendars.
Speaker: This amateur needs to be called out in exactly two years.
Speaker: You do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
Speaker: It's all made up.
Speaker: Another $95.3 billion in emergency aid for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, Taiwan.
Speaker: I don't know, Canada, Antarctica.
Speaker: Everyone's just, it's, it's, it's, all our money must go sale.
Speaker: I like how it's $95.3 billion because $95 billion is not going to cover it.
Speaker: Got to have that extra.3.
Speaker: How much money do we even have left in America?
Speaker: Any?
Speaker: Oh, wait, we just print more if we need it.
