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Speaker: Just kidding. Just kidding. That's when you break me whole, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: It's good to say I'm not the only one who glitches on his broadcast. Okay. That's random and weird. I don't know why it just completely shut down. It like faded out all nice and smooth, too. Yeah, I thought I was like, wow, we ended that quick. Yeah. Let me try it one more time. Yeah, why not? Third time's a charm. Third time's a charm. It's new energy in the show, Tony. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, now we in business, a little technical difficulties at the beginning, but welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. There's the official story. There it is. Trinity's here. Jeff's here. Y 'all know who I am.
Speaker: It's going to get it out there real quick at the very beginning. I'm the champ. I'm the great one. They call me click Jesus. You see the haters roll their eyes. You see the haters sigh and disbelief because every week I'm still the champ. I'm still the greatest and I'm still doing this hosting thing better than anybody else.
Speaker: And if you're not already, if you don't believe me, go ahead and check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, hang out with us live Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays, 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't hang out with us live.
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Speaker: who are mildly entertaining for no reason. Other than we are. You forgot our new one. No, I didn't. I'm upset. No, you didn't. I hadn't got there. What did I tell you in the pre -show about just blowing your leg? I'm offended. Well, join Tony and the rest of his little offended clan and go sit in your corner and pop together.
Speaker: I was trying to get there. We are on a new platform. I don't know how long it's going to last, if it's going to last. But as of right now, we are testing the waters. It's a TikTok like platform. It's called clapper. Really? L a P P E R. Yeah. Nonsense. Well, nonsense officially has the clap. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker: You know, that's the only problem I have with clapper. It's the fact the name just sounds like a venereal disease. It's just like, Oh, really? Yes. Nonsense. Well, nonsense officially has the clappers of yesterday. Well, I actually, I found it a couple of days ago.
Speaker: And I signed up like two days ago. Not his fault, is it? And then I said, Chris, check this out. There you go, Tony.
Speaker: because it comes down to if TikTok goes away, which we're not saying it is or it isn't, I don't really think it will. They push them to push their motherfucker away. This has been an ongoing battle now for almost three years with TikTok and the privacy rights and this and the that and the underage and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but they just keep making billions and billions and billions of dollars hand over foot. I don't foresee them going anywhere. I don't either.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: The way I look at it, I don't care if they go anywhere or not. This is just another avenue, another platform for us to promote the show, well, for me to promote the show. Well, that's what we were talking about yesterday. That's not true, because I'm actually promoting the show hard on a platform. Well, let's be honest. Well, yeah, because you have to do no work. You literally, there's no work involved. You already have the video. Yeah, you already have the video. It's copy and paste, let me tell you.
Speaker: Well, it's not exactly copy and paste because the biggest problem I have with clappers is the whole watermark thing. It's not a big, big thing to fix, but it's kind of a pain in the ass. It's one extra thing that I hate to take. And I get it. I get it. It's not so much that you can't. They just won't push it.
Speaker: So Clapper and Tony, I don't know if you checked it out or if you've heard of it or anything like that. They basically, their mission and they're saying that they are pushing actual creators. And they're not pushing people who just do the same video 47 times and get a million follows and a million views just because they're half naked.
Speaker: My boys are doing some stupid dance trend or whatever. They're actually set up and designed for creators. And you don't need to have to worry about the fucking hashtags. You don't have to worry about using the new sound that everybody's using. It's very old school TikTok. It's not terrible. I'm a fan of the clapback.
Speaker: if they have on it, but I think that will slowly improve. Brian. It's new. Hey, gentlemen. What's up, Brian? Jeff, good to see you, baby. Brian, I have a question for you. Tony, always a pleasure to see you. Glick, I guess. Juan Martinez, welcome to the show. Good to see you. We're able to sneak back across the border and partake in our show.
Speaker: Thank you for paying up. Thank you for paying off the border patrol. Don't worry. I got you, homie. Yeah. He said American Express. Hell yeah. Go ahead. Don't worry. The champ approves this one. Letting through. Letting through this time. They said, oh, sorry, champ. We didn't know he was here either. I need it for the barbecue tomorrow.
Speaker: I have landscaping and barbecuing tomorrow. I need some. I need to show up. Yeah. Yeah. over here. Nice. I like that. That's funny. Uh I have a question for you though, Chris.
Speaker: I don't know. Jesus Christ. Just get it out of your system, Jeff. I'll give you 15 minutes. Come on. Well, what is the difference between ooh and ah? About three inches. I got shit to do. You motherfucker come up with this. Don't you motherfuckers.
Speaker: What's the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire? You. One's a good year, one's a great year. This motherfucker. This are used as condoms. Right? That's the only problem. Well, it's 365 different women that you don't know. Don't you worry about it. So it's like almost every strip club in Vegas.
Speaker: yeah pretty much yeah so uh what's what do you call two guys fighting over a slug a tug of horror i got him i got him there's one he broke he's coughing
Speaker: Yeah, I'm so good he's coughing. What? Nobody heard you. Nobody heard you because you're glitching.
Speaker: I don't know. What's the difference from kinky and perverted? What's the difference? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the entire bird. I got a problem. Why in the fuck is Peacock trying to try to do the wash up for Megan now? They got a pill for that. What are they doing?
Speaker: Peacock just tried to charge me to watch WrestleMania now. Do you have a peacock? No, it's free to my cable. Do you actually have a login and all that jazz? No, it's free to my cable. What up, Chris technician? Did you know that having sex can burn as many calories
Speaker: as running eight miles.
Speaker: look up 75 dad jokes and then read them. No, I literally, I told Chris this yesterday that having sex can burn as many calories as running eight miles. And you know what he told me? Who the fuck runs eight miles in 30 seconds? This motherfucker. That's so old. I thought it was cute. Calm down, good sucker.
Speaker: It's almost like what do lesbians do on their period? Oh, okay. That reminds me, Chris. I saw on Disney, coming out on Disney, is a movie called Chupa. It's about a boy that finds a chupa. It's that you're not. True story. I was like, oh shit, we need to see this movie. Oh, you're classic. It's like, wait. I said, what did I...
Speaker: Yeah, because he tells everybody, that don't make it true. I don't tell anybody anything. Not Glick. You tell everything you do every episode, especially when it comes to being well. That all changes. I don't tell anybody anything about what I did. That all changes in 50 days in one hour. It's kind of hard to keep it a big secret that my girlfriend lives with me.
Speaker: No. All you know is that I'm getting laid on a regular basis. Nobody does. You've told us and you showed us. Of course you do. All you do is you tell us. Top secret Snapchat group. It's Chris trying to make Tony kill us first. You guys know nothing about what happens in his bedroom other than that stuff happens in his bedroom.
Speaker: sleep. Oh, shit. That reminded me. I know. There's a title I was gonna put on the show for tonight. Oh, I don't know if you boys saw the news. But Chris, your boys out at bail. Thank you. Top G got out. Who? Oh, Andrew Tate and his brother.
Speaker: Uh, Andrew Kate, his brother got out of jail yesterday. No shit boy. I don't know anything about him. They released him. He tried to be an MMA fighter or something. And then one of the Paul brothers want to fight. Then he's got a whole bunch of fake charges or some shit like that on him, but I don't know. He ran, he ran a webcam business.
Speaker: He ran a webcam business. Yeah, it's one of those sign up when you watch the tricks get naked. Yeah. And then he had a brief MMA thing. But then now he's kind of like doing this whole helping guys become better, be better men, and all this other stuff. Oh, he's one of those guys that claims to be an alpha male.
Speaker: Yeah. Yes. One hundred percent. Yeah. One of the of him quotes me. You know, if you have to tell the guy where this is in a room. Agreed. Agreed. But this is the kind of guy that if Chris was in the room with him for five minutes, Chris is like, I'm going to punch him in the face. He's a fucking. I from what the little the couple of clips I've seen of him, I probably wouldn't last five minutes before I was like, I need to leave. I need a drink or I'm going to I'm going to 100 percent.
Speaker: He might want my ass because he's got an MMA background, but I'm going to get a couple shots in on his ass. That's for damn sure. I mean, that's anybody. He's good. And I'm a big boy and I don't know how to use my weight in a punch. So. Yeah, the thing is, is like his big stick, his big stick is telling it like it is, you know, you know, and he's he's he's a bit cocky with it. And basically, they I can't say that you guys like that.
Speaker: the right
Speaker: and they released him yesterday. I know. That's what he says, the Matrix. Yeah. He has said that a few times, the Matrix this, the Matrix that. He has said that. He's basically Morpheus from the Matrix, and they released him yesterday. Well, in 1997. When he can fly, I will start listening. Well, he's got his own plane, Tony. Tony, he can fly. He's got like $700 million.
Speaker: Oh, I'm not saying I am. However, the theory is that it's been confirmed that he is kind of like Morpheus because he was released on the same date, on the same date 1997, The Matrix One was released. 99. Well, whatever year it was.
Speaker: but that's the quote of the, it's either a huge coincidence or he set it up. Like he faked, got arrested. It's going good, OG. Speaking of internet celebrities, I know none of you guys probably know who this guy is. I didn't even know who he was. It's like one of the top Twitch members, Aiden Ross. Did you hear what happened to him on the news?
Speaker: So apparently he was in one of his streams and he had like a million people watching him. And he was like, hey, I got an idea. Viewers start sending me viral videos. And I'll watch them live on air. Somebody sent him a video. And it started out with the guy cutting down trees with a chainsaw. Well, then it blip. Aiden Ross's sister is an OnlyFans whore.
Speaker: and it cut to her getting it from behind by some dude on her OnlyFans. Wow. Live on his Twitch feed. That's not good. I bet her views got dumped. I was saying it got elevated.
Speaker: Uh, could you imagine like just witness your sister getting it? Yeah, like, you know, raw dog in the back. Yeah. With the money shot with the back shot and everything. You just sat there like dumbfounded like uh uh like turn it off. Okay. Here's my question though. Here's my question though. Did he realize it was his sister? He knew right away. He knew right away.
Speaker: He got Rick. There was the ultimate Rick Roll. Yeah, no shit. That's fucked up. The ultimate of Rick Roll. I would understand if it was like, it was a point of view where you couldn't see her. You couldn't tell who it was. You were like, hey, this is cool. And then all of a sudden, she turns around for the money shot.
Speaker: now in in the screenshots of the video, she's on all fours like on the back on the end of the bed. This is why you do this **** because we're going to talk about every **** **** It's the man's sister. Leave it. Hey, I'm curious and and she was like she was looking back at the camera so he knew right away.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Tony. Would you like to tell a news story where you're incredibly vague about the whole entire thing? And then at the end of it, I don't have to break somebody else's pointer. You know,
Speaker: It's not like it's not like I it's not like all of a sudden I've got a webcam set up in his in his bedroom and I and nobody knew about it. It's all over the news. I know. I haven't heard nothing about it. I didn't. I'm like wow. He was like she was raw dog. She was on all fours. She got the money shot. Like six times. I believe you Jeff. I believe I've screen shotted it to my 19 more days. I think we need to change the title to how many days he got left till she gets back.
Speaker: I'm sure there'll be another delay. I will be arrested because I will go all the way to France and like that fucking
Speaker: No, you won't even believe your office to go cook dinner for you and the kids. You make your mother come over and do it. You go through slash office and now type it in. You ain't going to do nothing. You're going to sit there and you're going to come on a show and you're going to be mad because she's still gone. No, trust me, I'll be mad.
Speaker: Ma 'am, if you're watching, please come home to this motherfucker. We understand. But please come home. She might be watching. She might be watching, and she's snickering. I ain't coming home. You'll be better. See how many more times I can tell you there's a delay.
Speaker: there's a the the the workers strike ends on the sixth so on the sixth she's going to go see if she can get it move forward well oh gee it's a good thing his office actually is a bathroom as well so he doesn't have to he don't have to pee in Gatorade bottles he's literally got a shirt oh no I got a toilet right there boys I don't have to go nowhere
Speaker: Ryan, this is why I've been looking for you. Do you see what I'm talking about now? You're just jealous because you have to actually leave the room to go to the bathroom, Tony. I do. I got to walk a few steps. I get shot by his son if he takes the shit on the show. If he takes the shit live on the show. He's in the bathroom.
Speaker: Jason. You know kids have no filter. None. Oh, Jason snitched him the hell out. No, but the best thing was... Told him out right now. Didn't even take any crying or anything from us. He said, dad's busy. He said, dad's busy. And Tony hits up the chat. I can't even take a shit. And Tony kind of ousted himself. Yeah, well... I gotta say, Jason said dad had to do something.
Speaker: Tony house dude, dude. That's on you, Tony. That's totally on you. Let's cut the bullshit. Glick. You won't feel quite the same when you get away with my Hershey stains.
Speaker: They're holding the Ann Rogers contract hostage. I told you you're not going to get him. New York's going to waste all their **** money getting getting all his demands and you guys are going to be stuck with the same jerk off quarterback you had last season. Enjoy being bottom feeders again. I told you. I know you ain't talking but that's
Speaker: Who am I a fan of again? The Browns. Okay, I thought you confused me for Brian. I thought I was a Texans fan for a minute. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker: Okay. All below 500 last season, a playoff team below 500. Okay. That's pretty sad. When's the last Super Bowl in your division? Once I got to do anything.
Speaker: You just said the whole NFC South. So when's the last Super Bowl? Yeah. What does that have to do anything? If that division. You are so obsessed with the past. We're talking about the here and now football here and now is division. The NFC South division is dog shit. It's a dumpster fire. And you're wearing one of their stupid ass shoes right now. They're one of the goddamn bottom Peters. What is the AFC North? AFC North?
Speaker: They've been a pretty dominant division throughout the years. That's what you are, correct? You're a division of AFC North. AFC North. Yeah, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, it's been a pretty dominant division. Since then, we lost. Let me get my Pittsburgh shirt. The Browns got closed, OK. The Ravens got one. field's got six.
Speaker: Yeah, Steelers have six. Steelers have six. They're like, Patriots have six. Where's the Baltimore? Second for most Super Bowl players. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have two. Ravens have
Speaker: I got to find that second one. The one that was in New Orleans was the only one, wasn't it? That was the second one. When was the first one? Back in 2000. So what year was the New Orleans Bowl? 2015, 2016. Ray Lewis' final year. Let me look. Yeah, back in 2000.
Speaker: Yeah, those were many super Bowls have the Baltimore Ravens one to try to find a page 2013 2001. See how easy that was. Tony 13 was Jesus Christ in 2013. They beat the 49ers to beat the 49ers 34 to 31 in 2001 34 to 7. They beat that was that was the infamous blackout.
Speaker: That was the one I remember. That's the one I remember. Yeah, that was called a capital. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because the stadium didn't pay that light bill. No, that was a damn. Yeah, see how fast and easy that was? It's rigged. Yeah, it's like you're drinking beer. Anywho. I did see on sports related topic, I did see there's a Canada hockey team moving to Texas.
Speaker: Yeah, it's weird. We had, we had like the Houston arrows, which is like the international hockey league, but the arrows just, they pretty much sold the team and went elsewhere. Yeah. But you guys have got what? Well, Dallas has a hockey team. Was that all you guys had for hockey?
Speaker: For right now, it's the Dallas Stars. But Houston had the Houston Arrows because the Dallas Stars is the National Hockey League. And then the Houston Arrows was the International Hockey League. International Hockey League? The IHL, yeah. Never heard of them. It's like the minor leagues. Yeah, I was about to say. Because Charleston had won the three -time champions.
Speaker: that said
Speaker: Cuz y 'all got ridiculous. I mean, we do have a hockey fan base, but it's not as well, not as popular like as the, or not as big as the Astros, the Texans, the Rock. Well, the Rockets is losing their football. But the Houston Dynamo, the soccer team, the fan base is going up. You all got a football fan base that is out of this world.
Speaker: Yes, we do. Yes, y 'all do that whole fucking from Texas to Florida up the fucking Maryland is football. That's why the SEC so big. Yes, that's why. No, seriously. No, seriously. You really kept a straight face and said that I'm impressed.
Speaker: I mean, do I really have to continue to beat a dead horse? And then for you to question me and me to prove you wrong yet again, I need to go and I show you the proof and you're like, that's not proof. The greatest proof you've got in the playoffs.
Speaker: Was Alabama the post? Did they win the championship last year? Everybody's swearing up and down, everybody was sucking Alabama dick, Alabama sat back, and we still look better than everybody else out there. SEC looks the best in college football, plain and simple. I'll let you continue to think that. No, it's proven. I'll let you continue to think that. It's proven. Proven against what?
Speaker: because I've proven to you time and time again that overall matches the Big Ten owns the SEC. I've proven to you that even though I believe the Big 12 has a winning record against the SEC, the only thing the SEC dominates is themselves. When they get outside of the SEC, they get beat up on.
Speaker: But if you want to count championships, count championships. How many times have they been handed the SEC teams handed handed is what he said. The committee vote. We got two a two loss Alabama and a three loss LSU. Go ahead and put them in the national championship together because they're the SEC. You know who the head of the committee is. You know who has the most votes? Hmm. It's a four letter. It's a four letters. It's only four letters.
Speaker: The first one's a vow. What happened to the other conferences to where one conference dominates everybody? The SEC doesn't dominate everyone. They dominate a bunch of cupcake conferences that nobody's heard of because Alabama plays four games against St. Mary's School, the blind, deaf and paraplegic.
Speaker: And then they schedule one of those at the end of the season. So it's essentially a bye week right before the SEC playoff. Shut up.
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Speaker: That's what y 'all usually say. I get what you're saying. OK, wait, as the non sports guy, as the non sports guy.
Speaker: When it comes to championships, you can't just count championships, Tony. You can't just count championships, but when they are literally handing the SEC championships every year, wait until this playoff committee goes in full effect where it's 12 teams. And I guarantee you, you're not going to see George anymore. You're not going to see LSU because they're not going to be handed fucking championships every goddamn year. That Hicks is in the house. What's good, Ted?
Speaker: No, not Kevin Durant. You want to talk about Kevin Durant? Because I'm in agreement with you. I'm not going to lie to you. Michigan should have been there this year. They should have been there. I honestly thought they were going to be there. That game was such a fucking debacle and train wreck. About to knock somebody out to get in their championship. I'm not mad at them, but until they do.
Speaker: That was such a, that was such a disgusting football game of blown calls, bad officiating, everything else that it should have been Michigan. I don't know if they would have beat Georgia. Like I said, Georgia was a bad -ass foolish team this past season, but... And Glick, I'm not going to bullshit you. Georgia's no joke. That's what I just said. Georgia versus Michigan would have been a hell of a national championship game. It would have been a much better game than that fucking... I can't believe they rolled over TCU as hard as they did.
Speaker: I can't believe they didn't just cut the feed to that game and go back to regular scheduled programming. You talked about this before. All of you, former undefeated team, that's where the BCS is full of shit. When you got up there, you fucking lost.
Speaker: Well, that's not necessarily why I think boys, they lost Utah, Utah State, all the other years. No, but for 20 years of the BCS, these are all complaining about this shit. They never got the opportunity. Boys never got an opportunity. Hawaii never got an opportunity. You know when they gave them an opportunity after they were starting to come off their dominance and their divisions. And they're like, oh, yeah, that would slide them in there.
Speaker: But they were never given an actual opportunity. And when Boise played big schools, they beat them. I believe they beat the hell out of Florida one year in the national, in the regular season. Yes. No, in a bowl game. These undefeated schools were never given a chance at a national championship game. No, they got big bowl games are correct. They will get out ranked. Yeah.
Speaker: But whenever they never got moved up in the ranks because there was teams like Alabama, Georgia beat the fuck out of Hawaii that one year. I wasn't even a Georgia fan. I was like, Jesus. I mean, you honestly never know. And if you, and that's what I like about the new playoff system, now that it's going to be coming into effect, there's going to be no more committee.
Speaker: Ted, you want to come up? They're getting rid of the committee. The committee's gone. It's not a voting committee. It's based off of win your conference and then your next teams like they do in the NFL.
Speaker: I'm good with that. And that's what I said. Now, when that happens, we're going to see a D and I believe that's why the SEC is also trying to grow their conference and sucking up the big 12 and everything else because you start eliminating a committee and take that committee away from them where they got guaranteed votes every year, then they're not going to have a guaranteed block like they're used to. Well, here's a kicker. Everybody was coming to the SEC because the SEC had the money.
Speaker: What up, Sadie? SEC was getting all the money from everybody, so everybody was able to get a piece of the pie. Okay. Notre Dame has more money than God. Who? Notre Dame. Why do you think they're constantly in the conversation and they get rolled by everybody? They're dancing to get rolled by everybody. That's ridiculous. They're fucking the most over. They are probably the teams in college football, in my opinion. Notre Dame is overrated, I have to agree. Brian, say hi. What's going on with Sadie? Hey, Sadie. Hey.
Speaker: Ha la. He said, ha la. I'm gonna go ahead and enjoy my little bib and tucker. Nice, nice, nice. I'm awful looking at that. I'm on beer. Oh shit, this motherfucker. All that money. I'm gonna use you to get a satellite link. Get some Starlink or something. You had to go change the hamster. Damn. He lives in a fucking third world country. What do you expect? Keep talking shit about that country.
Speaker: Oh, no. Oh, I hope Mexico doesn't come and get me. Oh, they actually actually was weird. You could like go move into Mexico and start working on and just start working there. You still can. Yeah. And by the way, when it comes to all the issues going on in the states, the states is basically coming on third world country as we speak. All the homeless, all the joblessness.
Speaker: That's been the news. It's joblessness because there's no jobs. It's joblessness because there's a bunch of lazy fuckers. Because people are lazy. Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree. There's no job. The homelessness goes down to the price of the license rentals. We're getting fired. There's no jobs. Yeah. No. One of the reasons they say there's plenty of jobs is we can fire left or right. Nobody's firing anybody right now. Nobody can hire anybody. Say that to the tech industry.
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Speaker: This is my day in the life. No, she was, she was literally, she showed her day on her TikTok and she was like, this is the day of the life of, of someone on Twitter. She literally did nothing and asked tons of money. So Elon basically started that trend of like, hey, if you guys don't do anything, get the fuck out.
Speaker: Yeah, because yeah, shoot. Yeah, cuz you'd walk up and just say yeah I spend an hour meditating and then I go over to the cafe get my little latte croissant and then Yeah, but what was funny though because welcome room Yeah, but I mean what's really funny though is that
Speaker: you know, because of the inflation. They want to say because of the inflation and all this other stuff. They said, yeah, back in the past in the last few years, the last few years, we were thriving. Now we're there. It's like, yeah, somebody's playing that shit. What? I'm all I'm all for. Tell me why we have inflation. I can tell you why. I'm all. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, they want their email and they were laying off the employees because they were they were saying it was quoting. It was inflation, but
Speaker: In actuality, they were saving the budget cuts, but then they put out a whole company email saying like, yeah, we're going through a rough time. I mean, the last few years we were doing very, very good and all this other shit. Inflation has gone through the roof in my house in the last few weeks. I believe you. I believe you. A lot of inflation.
Speaker: You know, if I hadn't actually talked to Nicki once or twice, I thought you'd got an inflatable girlfriend.
Speaker: inflation comes down to when you print when you print more money than than the country has you get inflation first of all I ain't a broken motherfucker don't ever do that I ain't buying an inflatable girlfriend I'm gonna get me one of them real girlfriends one of those real dolls
Speaker: With AI and stuff in it, so... Do you hear what they did with the AI, like chat DTP and stuff like that? They've halted it all because it's becoming self -aware. Dude, it's incredible. That was kind of the basis behind that Megan movie. I don't know if you guys seen that Megan movie. That was kind of the basis behind that, the AI being self -aware.
Speaker: And then also, wouldn't it like ex machina? Ex machina? Ex machina? That was something too. Ex machina, yeah. We're right around the corner from Terminator.
Speaker: rise of the machines, man. Hey, you ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it. You ain't gettin' it
Speaker: Well, no, but like there was a guy he he went into chat GDP And he basically said I'm gonna give you a thousand dollars. You tell me what to do to turn it into a hundred thousand random Yeah, cuz they survived the the franchise wars but
Speaker: It's the only one. Yeah. Didn't they become like a high and fancy restaurant in that movie? Well, yeah. Every restaurant was a Taco Bell. Yeah. But it was funny. There was like, yeah, I like Taco Bell Taco Bell. And he's like, fucking Bill. Yeah. He's like, yeah. He wants to take me to Taco Bell, even though, yeah, I could go for a burrito. Taco Bell said authentic real Mexican food, man. If we go into, if we go
Speaker: If we go into demolition man mode, Chris is Dennis Leary. We some dead motherfuckers. We some dead motherfuckers. Chris would become Dennis fucking Leary. He would try to. He got to lose weight and shave first.
Speaker: Well, again, I propose a question to you. I propose a question to the panel. You all currently in this panel is going to the gym and working out and losing weight. Please, please raise your hands. Anybody? Oh, are you proud of yourself again? Anybody? Are you proud of yourself? How much weight have you lost, Glick? How much? I don't know.
Speaker: No, what the fuck are you talking about? Tony, how big are you right now? How much do you weigh right now? I'm 245. 245? Yeah.
Speaker: I could be down to 220, no problem. I just don't want to. Oh, is that kind of like you can get a six pack in like two weeks? Yeah, in three months. He said three months. Well, I've known myself below 230 for a year. So I mean, it could be. I'm at 280 right now. My goal is 260. Because if I get much below 260, I start to look sick. But I'm also built a lot differently than you. Well, how tall are you? 6 '2". OK, you shouldn't weigh no more than 209. You do know that, right? You know how sick I would look at 209? You look sick like a fucking cancer patient. Go ahead.
Speaker: I know. So your end goal will be like, I'm going to look like Thanos. I wouldn't be mad at that. You ain't helping. I've done it before, damn it. I wouldn't be mad at that, Brian, at all. Right, Shady? I mean, the man did say, oh, we're going to have a six pack. Yeah, he's got a kid. Three months. I've seen him when he stands up looking like about nine months fucking pregnant. I've seen you when you stand up. You look overweight.
Speaker: I never said I wasn't overweight. But I also know that I'm built differently. And I worked with guys that were 100 pounds lighter than me and looked like they were 150 pounds bigger than me. I mean, you have running backs that are like 6 '1, 6 '2, about 2 '10, 2 '15. 2 '50 is about the lowest I'll go. Like 2 '10, 2 '15, you got some running backs that are like that.
Speaker: Yeah, I've got a natural thick build. I'm not going to be that jackass who's there. I got big bones, but I've got a natural. I would have been like that. Paul Bunyan jeans. Yeah. Well, corn fed country bumpkin man. Yeah. Yeah. No big deal. I'd have been in more trouble had I lost that weight. I think I weigh like 170. Oh, I got it out. 165 170. Caught that one Tony. I caught it. Yeah. Trust me, random Rick. No, I heard what he said.
Speaker: No, you still have to put yourself in our height for our height. We shouldn't weigh no more than two or nine for your bone structure. I mean, like when I went in. OK, so like after I graduated high school in 99, I was trying to enlist in the Marine Corps.
Speaker: And I trained really hard, and the best I've ever weighed was like 197. They wanted me at 180. And I'm like, guys, I've done football and wrestling, and I work out. So. Well, Jeff and I were friends in high school. I wasn't in terrible shape was I, Jeff? I was 315 in high school.
Speaker: That's crazy. And I wasn't, but there was guys in our class. There's guys in our class that like, well, Bob looked like he was 300 and 440. And Bobby was like 200 and some pounds. Yeah, but you guys like went very well. You would look weak at a much smaller weight.
Speaker: You know what I mean? You'd look like a beanpole, you know? I look sick if I get below 250. If I hit 200, I look like a number zero. If I get below 250, I look sick. And I've been below 250.
Speaker: If I, I mean, if I hit 200 pounds, when I did, when I did drop the weight and I'm going to tell you what I did drop the weight.
Speaker: I would actually feel it taller and my posture straightened up. The biggest thing with the weight is, it's better than the spine. And that's, we talk about that all the time. But that's a part of working, you know, we've talked about that on the show. That's a part of working out. If you're working, you know, if I'm working out on a regular basis. And then also to eating clean, like having the discipline to eat clean. And that's what I struggle with because I would do so good. I'll be like mean veggies, mean veggies. And then I would have like a long day. Like I'll have a long day where I'm like,
Speaker: You know what, I'll have a burger fries just this one time and then next, you know, like two days later, man, it's a long day. I forgot to pack my lunch. I'll just go ahead and give me that one slice of pizza. I, that's a struggle I have, but it's just that discipline. Cause like when I come home, there's, I have meat and I got veggies that I can just gotta drink.
Speaker: And I've said this on this show on here before as well. And I was telling Nikki about it. She was giving me shit. She was like, I hate you. And I'm like, what? She's like, you're sitting in bed eating potatoes. You're eating in bed eating potato chips and pizza at midnight. And if I did that, I'm like, as long as I'm working out, I'm good.
Speaker: know for women is different. Yeah, it's different. It's hard for it's I don't know if it's like twice like if the results are twice twice, it takes twice as long. I'm not I'm not sure but
Speaker: You know, I think for some people it is eating is I agree with you, Rick. You know, you have to I have been very fortunate. I like shit. Let's be honest. I know I eat like shit. But I'm very fortunate if I'm working out because last year when I was working out and I was going to the gym six days a week, I was eating like shit.
Speaker: I was still drinking during the show. I mean, but that's about the only time I drank pretty much. But I had dropped down. I had dropped down to about 255. And I was starting to tone up. But I don't have the discipline, like you were saying, Brian, to eat healthy.
Speaker: Three shows a week. Calm down that that and some of that shit's just i'm i'll be honest with you. It's fucking disgusting And then and then also too and the reason the reason why it the reason why it's a struggle is because Since we were kids to now eating spaghetti Fries and all that. It's like in a sense psychologically. We're institutionalized
Speaker: Well, it's so the discipline. So the discipline of trying to stay focused because it because I think it was like what it takes about two months to actually if you start a new like if you start your new life like a new life change, it takes about two months for it to actually really be engraved in stone in your daily routine.
Speaker: I would say - Hey, random Rick. It was a muffin. My partners and I have filed a lawsuit for copyright infringement. You're no longer allowed to use the Triple R name. Triple R trailers and I will be sending you a cease and desess litter. Speaking of which, Triple R has taken over the top fives. I am in support of it. He has great lists.
Speaker: But I ate healthy yesterday. I ate healthy yesterday because I went over to Luby's cafeteria and I had liver and onion, sauteed mushrooms, and I had spinach. You were them fucking mushrooms. Hell yeah. Sautéed mushrooms. So liver and onions, sauteed mushrooms, and I had spinach.
Speaker: Accidents do happen every day, Rick. I understand. I totally get that. I'm with you, Brian. Yeah. Five conversations on this broadcast one. Yeah. I mean, they're not bad for the minor leagues.
Speaker: I've had to school the guys a couple times and drop my my fives and uh into the comment and supported whatever happened to be supportive of your fellow man. He is it. I used to be so we're taking shots at me. Uh
Speaker: , as I that's why I said last week and I was ready to go burn down somebody's business because they had triple are trailers of like you're not fuck a trip or there's only one trip or a lot of it, so it was a sort of oh shit, and
Speaker: You can't tell them shit when they're making billions of dollars and you're not. I can talk all the shit I want. That's the great thing about me hosting a podcast and me being the champ and you not. Okay. Oh, I'm not champ. I mean, you're the champ. Round yourself off the crown myself. That's your championship. I came with a short bus. You had to pay for your own championship.
Speaker: Oh, that's so cute. You got yourself a title. Let's go get it. Let's go get some ice cream sport. Come on, champ. Let's go. I have two of them. Would you want it? Yes, I do. Can I get vanilla strawberry swirl? Yeah. You want some extra whipped cream and sprinkles, little buddy? I don't like sprinkles. I'll go to hell. That's where I draw the line, Brian. Fuck you and your sprinkles, pal.
Speaker: Hey, random Rick, put me down. It's essential on ice cream, damn it. Put me down for wrong term. Silent night, deadly night. Oh, what? What? Dude, have you seen the... Grease needed a better sequel. Grease needed a better sequel. Grease one was... Grease one was a better movie. Grease two had better music, in my opinion.
Speaker: opinions are like assholes. They destroyed Riddick. Did you see the most recent wrong turn? Actually, I like the second Riddick. I like the second. It was way better than any of them. I haven't seen any of them. I disagree.
Speaker: Basically, West Virginia in the mountains. Don't go off the trail. Kill city slickers. The end. Well, if you look at that movie pretty closely, they only retaliated. No, and the newest one. The newest one, I really agree with this. Nicky and I both agreed, the newest one is better than any of the first six. Starship Troopers from dust till dawn.
Speaker: we're gonna we're gonna let Porky's ride because we wanted to see all them shits on Porky. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Porky's 4. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Porky's 4. Was that the one with the the female coach howling like a wolf? Oh, no. He was just that was number four. That was number four. It wasn't Porky's 4. He said Porky's. Oh, Porky's. Yeah, but but Porky's isn't that the one with the with the I heard was good after that. Karate Kid.
Speaker: Karate Kid was good. They were good up until Hilary Swank. Or Hilary Swank's teeth, I don't know. I'm going to stick with they didn't need any more wrong turns, no more Salome and Dilly nights. Hell, I damn didn't want to say they didn't need any more Chuckies.
Speaker: they had a couple of good sequels but they were like, I mean, it was like in the hood. They did two leprechaun in the hood movies. She says one. She sneezes twice. She become my wife when she sneezes twice. I'm like wicked. Sit down, wicked. Sit down. I'm like, sit down, Willow.
Speaker: Um, yeah, man. I I think about this Star Wars, Star Trek, Fast and the Furious, and
Speaker: you're crazy. Star Wars Star Wars. Oh my god. I saw Jesus. I said what I said. Oh, the first three were. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's a story behind that. I was like when I was in my medical, my, when I was working in the medical field, I got involved with a paramedic student
Speaker: And apparently we're watching Saw. We're watching Saw. But apparently all the kills, she got aroused by it. She got aroused by it. And I'm like, OK. It went down. So you haven't got a new affinity for the Saw. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a very good memory. Sometimes they come back. It's a love -hate relationship.
Speaker: I'm torn with that sequel. I agree with you. I agree with you, Tony, but there were some parts of the sequel that were cool, but then there was other parts that was like, why are they doing this? Yeah, why are they doing this? Because I said the same thing. That's what it was. Random Rick, put me down for the Blair Witch Project. Agreed.
Speaker: But she didn't even like the first one. The second one was it was it but I was like nah, nah. The second one was. No, no, no, no, no. I mean like the first one. The second one was a cash grab.
Speaker: I mean, you want to go on a camping trip first, first Blair, which the first one, which I was like, okay, that that's something new, but somebody you don't see every day. Okay, cool. I'm all right with that. But for some odd reason, I was watching my brother and that movie traumatized him because they're talking like, Hey, let's go camping. The first one, the first one. Yeah. Yeah. That one traumatized me too.
Speaker: It doesn't stand up. If you watch it now, you're going to be like, this is a huge pile of dog shit. But when it first came out, it was something new. It was innovative. It was because it was the first of its kind.
Speaker: Yeah, it was innovative. I give it a whole hundred. I give it 100%. And then also too, why it was so successful because there was no, it was all like, who's this person? Who's this person? Like no, but there's no kind of like St. Laz relative to American Pie. American Pie, the only known celebrity on there was Eugene Levy. Other than that, everybody else was like, I know name. That's why it was so successful.
Speaker: something new well no people no uh uh what's her name she had a she had a a small career uh what's her name when she got her plastic surgery boobs got all months up what movie did i say random rick i forgot from a bigabowski terry i don't know yeah that's what but but blair which did blair which did
Speaker: Blair Witch did introduce a new subject or a sub -genre to the horror genre, which I really enjoyed the found footage horror movies. It was suspenseful. They spent $30 ,000 making that movie $33 million. They had to make a sequel. They had to make a sequel.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but you know, that new subset of found footage into the horror genre, you know, and the horror genre is one of those genres of movies that no other genre has, in my opinion, they have so many different variants and variations. I mean, an action movie is an action movie, a comedy movie, a romance, you know, you got romantic comedy or whatever.
Speaker: You know, but horror has so many different subsets, paranormal to slasher to the found video to, you know, haunting or, you know, get some kind of going to the paranormal. So, but that I enjoy that found footage. There's been a lot of movies that have come out since then. BHS was a franchise that came out. I think they did four or five of them. And each of them, all of them were really good.
Speaker: uh they were like a found footage type horror movie and most recently the most the one that just came out most recently was based on like social media and shit random rick i'm also going to say number five well they did that they did that movie searching no what was the murder of 1600 it was it was a it did a sequel to that didn't it well the one based on social media actually you know what was really good the general's daughter
Speaker: That was a horrible movie. I love that movie. I love that movie. That was horrible. That was John Travolta. Yes. Yeah, John Travolta plays a criminal. That's the one where there was some business and they raped that girl. That was some bullshit. Yeah. It was like a... It wasn't basic. It was a murder mystery kind of thing. Yeah, murder mystery. That was very fucked up. And Basic was good too.
Speaker: Oh, I'm saying the concept isn't fucked up, but the movie, the movie was perfect. Yeah. And then on Basic, it's like, it's like as long as you stick to the story. Basic. Basic, we got sick to the story. It's like, is Samuel Jackson telling the truth or was he that bad of a guy or?
Speaker: Well, no, here's the finger with Basic. You watch Basic. When you get done, when you get done watching Basic, you don't know what actually happened out in a real jungle. Yeah. Right. Because you've heard it seven times, seven different ways. So you don't know if anything happened in the jungle at all or if they just took out the bad guys. And then at the end, they're just like... I love that. At the end, it's like, you want a beer? And she's like, yeah, why not? I was like...
Speaker: Brian, did you feel anything? John Travolta does the click. He does it. Oh, no, there's some seriously fucked up shit about that. No, there's something very subliminal about that. The whole John Travolta click. Oh, 100%. Hey, Jeff, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about, Jeff. Oh, 100%. Yeah, we're on the same page on that. Oh, we'll sit here like... No, but the... Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah? Yeah, that makes sense. And you're like, I get it. I get it. Yep. I get it.
Speaker: I get it. My favorite thing about the ending of Basic is John De Volta hands her the beer and he does the click. He's like, because he does it throughout the whole movie and it's the perfect send off for that movie. You're just like, she's about to go. I would actually like to see a sequel to that where she gets put into the fold.
Speaker: But to do it right would be really hard. Yeah. You got to really take the time. You really got to take the time to write it out because that was so awesome about it because the writing, the dialogue was just excellent. Yes. Totally. And the whole time she's in the dark the entire movie and she's guessing one thing.
Speaker: And when you first see the movie, the first time you see it, the whole time you're going, what the fuck is going on? Where when Tony and I watch it, we're like, yeah, this all makes sense. Yeah. And then and then and then remember that other movie background when you see that movie is the first time you still don't know what's going on.
Speaker: Yeah, and then and then that other movie back in the day wild things with uh, Nev Campbell and Denise Richard. Yeah, they shouldn't have made that sequel. Kevin Kevin Bacon. Yeah, that was good. The first one was really good. The sequel was literally just a TV show. Yeah, it was just a TV show but one of the other suspenseful movies that I really really truly love as a sci -fi nerd is Event Horizon and it's now on Amazon Prime TV. That was a fucked up ass movie.
Speaker: Dude. Oh, snap. I don't think I've seen that. Well, gentlemen. I was telling Chris about a movie the other day that, Tony, I think you'd like. Gentlemen, it's time to cleanse our pallets. That's because we're talking movies. Chris is like, I gotta go. Yeah, it's awful, awful commercial. We're going to cleanse our pallets. We're going to call it. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff.
Speaker: Winter is coming. Winter is coming. Yes, it is. Winter is coming. We're going to cleanse our palate. We're going to take a real quick break. Jesus Christ. I don't want to be a dick and start muting mics, but Jesus Christ. We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back in just a few minutes. Got a little blacktop mojo for your ear holes tonight.
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Speaker: Don't get too close to living last night when you can't go again I won't tell anybody who can't run Tell me to keep it down, Lord, just scream so loud
Speaker: I'll get you cold to live the last night when you still go ahead
Speaker: We're here to keep it down, don't you scream so loud We're trying to keep it down We're trying to keep it down We're trying to keep it down
Speaker: Come get your coat, you left it last night when you snuck over the edge I won't tell anybody who can run, run, run You tell me to keep it down Lord, just scream so loud
Speaker: Yes, sir. Get that in your ear holes one time. Welcome back. That was okay. Oh, Joe was coming to get your coat. Sadie, that song that you had stuck in your head was their cover of hunger strike with small town Titans. Temple, the dog originally done that lead singer was Chris Cornell.
Speaker: from Soundgarden. And there was members of Pearl Jam in that band. It was a quote unquote super group. Even Eddie Vedder joined in with background vocals and stuff and some of their music. But Hunger Strike is the name of that song. If you need to get it out of your head, everybody. Excellent song. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. We've got Jeff and the ability. Barnes here. The tag team champions of the world. Tony D.
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Speaker: sometimes it looks like a little arrow. Oh, yeah, there is circles. Sometimes it looks like a little arrow that just says clapper. If you if you hover above it, it says share. You can share it. Now, not only am I giving the listeners a lesson, but I'm also giving my co -host a lesson, too, because apparently they don't know how to share the show either. So
Speaker: No, I did. I did. I did. I did hijack one of my co host YouTube channel and I put our bullshit on. Oh my god. I just want anymore. It's it's probably it's probably the greatest content that's ever been on his YouTube channel and you're welcome for that but. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm sure the show I did with Teddy Rich was bigger.
Speaker: just because the guys on the show are bigger, doesn't mean they're bigger. If you don't do enough for the show, let's remember that. Oh no, you'll have no hard time knowing that soon. Very soon. Very soon. Very soon. Very, very soon. I've got things in the works. No, I believe it.
Speaker: I got a couple of things in the works as well. I'm always doing shit. I'm always doing shit for this show. Jeff's been, since Jeff got the clap the other day, he's been posting some podcast -ish stuff, but... Jeff, how many did you take your money and get started on this dedication?
Speaker: You would just froze it for like a minute. I actually received a text earlier today from the internet company that said she's not coming back.
Speaker: No, the entire town is having issues with internet over the weekend. Oh, OK. They're upgrading everything. I know, honestly, about once a week, mine cuts off. I don't know what the hell is going on. Yeah. There's been issues around here today, but I think it's been weather related with power and internet service and stuff like that. As I was speaking about the social media and the sharing and stuff, that kind of brings me
Speaker: into what I want. I want to talk to you guys about something. I want to get your guys' opinion on something. Jeff, I'm going to need you to comment. Let me get a refill on my soda first before you start this shit. Fucking drinking soda. This guy's good before the show. I'm in a mood tonight. He's drinking soda. I'm drinking soda. Fucking queer. Holy steers and queers say soda. I don't need beer all day. There you go. That's actually good. I do like me some makeup.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm going down my bourbon stash tonight. There you go. There you go. Nice. Well, recently there was a poll that was put out and asked people for the top things people ever share on social media. So take a real quick peek here in the top 10 things that we ever share on social media. Your sixth life.
Speaker: I don't share my sex life other than the fact that I'm having sex. You act like I come on here and I'm descriptive in everything we do. You're descriptive in your sexual actions.
Speaker: I'm having sex. When you wasn't, you were doing this shit. When wasn't I having sex though? The only people who have not had sex on this show during the entirety of this show are the co -hosts. Really? Of this episode? Not this episode.
Speaker: You had drive spells because your wife has spent almost a year in France, so calm down there, Pedro. Whoa! Hey, it's still sex, even if I do it to myself. Well, in that case, Tony's never had a drive spell, because he's really want to deal with himself.
Speaker: But no, just because I say that I'm having sex does not mean that I'm putting all of my business. I don't tell you how and when and where or what positions we're doing or that you just talk about a lot of what you do.
Speaker: I don't even talk about that. You and Michael have a hard had a really hard time not bringing up more like to even know. I'm the only one that came with references and I was the only one who was actually doing it when they were talking about it.
Speaker: I'm just saying two guys that I think we've struck a nerve here Tony two guys that were one guy that has to be careful what he says and does otherwise he's going to spend two hours on twitch apologizing and then delete it later another guy who needs to stop talking so much so he doesn't lose another girlfriend keep going
Speaker: What the fuck you think this is? I wish I stayed with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no choice but to stay with the human species. I had no
Speaker: Yeah, what I don't do is emphasize how much I do, do what I can do when I do it. Okay, go get crunk. That's how you keep a woman. Right, or be 10 ,000 miles away from them. Yeah, so they can't get away. They can be 10 ,000 feet away from them, they can still be yours. They can't be yours if they don't want to be yours.
Speaker: No, that's very true. See, the difference was, yes, I've had a few girlfriends in the... Oh, wait, wait, let me get my belt. I'm sorry. In the... Let me get my belt. Right after this show, I've had a couple of girlfriends. Let me tell you why I have a chance. I made both of them fall off the screen to spit out the address. What I came to terms with and something that I used to say was,
Speaker: You know, people come into your lives and sometimes they're there to teach you a lesson and sometimes you're they come in there only there for a short time for you to learn something. No. As well, as I stated, at the end of the day, they were mistakes that were. And as we learned from the Lion King, Jeff, if you made it that far, you can either learn from your mistakes. I'm looking at you on camera. Do you see this?
Speaker: Well, I mean, if I went, yeah, I was going to say, if I sit up bigger than Tony on camera. Yeah. No, he's just going to tie the t -shirt. Milk is no, I have to disagree. I pushed him.
Speaker: Chris, I have to give Chris his head right in between them. I'm doing this shit. I just tried not to. But what you were saying, Chris, you were saying those old girlfriends were mistakes. They weren't mistakes. Oh, no, they were mistakes. Because, and here, let me elaborate on what I'm saying. Things happen for a reason. If you didn't learn those lessons with those so -called mistakes,
Speaker: you know, the eater, the cheater, and the whole nine yards. That's my nature. And we know everything happens for a reason. I believe that. But you also make mistakes for a reason. And I made mistakes, and I've learned from them, and... Yeah, the cheater, the eater, and, you know... Fake. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. I was trying to think of the third one. The cheater, eater, and the fake. Faker. Cheater, eater, faker. Yeah, perfect.
Speaker: I mean, and you can really pick out which one, which if you actually do the quick math on it. Just go back and listen to the beginning of the show and the progression of the show. And now I have a winner. Cheater, eater, faker, winner. Yeah, but her winner status went down when she started dating you. Yeah, but she was. She's kind of like tying it. I feel it all the time. You pull her down. I'm just saying.
Speaker: You could do better. Oh, I tell my wife that all the time. I'm like, you know, you can do better, right? She is in France. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Even Tony got, even Tony took a shot. Even Tony was thinking. Yes. However.
Speaker: The difference between truth and reality, truth and what you're saying are two different things. You know that I'm not, when Toni says the same thing I said and he's hitting the things like that. No, I did open that door and said, come on in boys, but what? Hey, so did the eater. Yeah. The eater was there.
Speaker: the eater was kind of a cheater too. I know it's kind of a mix of all three. That was a good conversation by the way aspects of cheating that people have misinterpretations of.
Speaker: So go on to your story, because I am curious about things that people share. This is the second time it's been brought up, and also the second time it hasn't gone through. Actually, it's like the third time, but we haven't gotten to it. So like I said, well,
Speaker: Sadie tonight, she's like, Jesus. Stare that back all night. Sadie, when your friends text you and ask you what you're doing tonight, and you're like, well, I'm just staying in. Let them know you're not watching us. You're hanging out with the bad boys of podcasting. That way they can come and be like, man, why are we at the bar? We could be watching these guys. These guys are something else. Put us on at the bar. Not bad for Americans, eh?
Speaker: If you had some maple syrup in this show, it'd be perfect. Well, you know they're getting hyped up on maple syrup at the bar. It's on draft. Wait a minute, wait a minute, listen, listen. You all have to be careful because she has no idea what you're talking about, OK? Well, she can toot her ass. She can toot it to the bar. I'm only teasing. She's just like, what? I didn't get yelled at. I didn't get yelled at. Tony got yelled at.
Speaker: I got I got nothing but love for Sadie. I think she's an absolute sweetheart. I think she's amazing. I just enjoy it. She's a chicken nugget. She's a chicken nugget connoisseur, right? Her only flaws is that you're the grilled cheese connoisseur. Yeah, we're all with being Canadian. That's tabernac is what she says. It's tabernac.
Speaker: tabernac tabernac tabernac it's it's french canadian for motherfucker basically it's like oh really is that really it technically uh it's saying back me up on this uh i have a french canadian buddy of mine did you learn that from your from your wife's boyfriend in france no no no no no no you remember that one day i i sent you that
Speaker: When we were, when we were, we weren't on the show, but I was drinking out here out front with my buddy. Oh yeah, with your buddy from Canada. This dude, this dude, every, every other sentence when he's drinking is tabernac. It cracks me up every time. That's Canadian for motherfucker, for real? It's kind of Canadian. It's kind of like when you, when, when something's fucked up and you're like, ah, motherfucker. Kind of thing. I wouldn't say you're a tabernac. Sadie, this sounds, this sounds very clingo.
Speaker: No, so as I said before, we went off on a whole nother tangent because the show is absolutely heavy. And have already for the pod far. The show is strongly influenced by what's going through the porch. What's really my porch out of this, Tony? Oh, we got to cleanse our palate now. Yeah. Well,
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Speaker: Sometimes we do that to cleanse our palate. So as I was saying, there was a recent poll of what people are tired of seeing everybody overshare online. It's just a quick 10. I'll kind of get your guys' opinions on each one of them. Covenant number 10, it's a tie between, I don't have a problem with this, and I think this is why it's probably 10, but it's a tie between pets and fun experiences.
Speaker: I think in the grand scheme of thing, when social media first came about, it was about sharing life experiences, right? What you're doing in a day to day. You know, I personally, I don't get mad at my friends when I see them posting that they're on their 17th vacation in four months. I'm happy for it. I'm glad that you are living that life. You know, I've got a few friends that travel a lot.
Speaker: So we're sick of seeing cats, dogs, and our friends on vacation. Ultimately,
Speaker: um but they busted their asses to get into that position and and and also and then i don't have to go there because they've already been and i've seen the pictures so i don't need to go
Speaker: I mean, and I also love seeing you guys as pets. So feel free to direct. I don't mind. I don't mind the dog and animal pigs. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure Chris gets sick and tired of the many goats and the many cows, but that's for other reasons. Speaking for passing, I mean, like the whole pet thing, I don't mind that because I mean, you'd like, you know, some pets are dumb. And when they record their pets being stupid, it's like, yeah, that's funny.
Speaker: The vacation thing, yeah, I got an issue with that, speaking from past experiences because the past relationships that I've had, they're like, oh, look, they're out in Cabo and here we are in.
Speaker: you know. Galveston yeah don't be don't be. Oh look. Oh look. Oh look there in Vegas and we're in San Antonio. Yeah. Oh they're in Greece and here we are at Florida. The guilt. The guilt. Yeah. Yeah but you know you're you know for. It's always comparing. That's that's that's my main issues. Yeah. I know. Just be just be grateful that I worked hard just to get you out of the house.
Speaker: Well, and I don't think it's so much that you're mad at your friends for posting their vacation and you're mad at your past relationships for. I mean, I'll speak for myself. I don't know about Tony, but I want to come to Texas. I want to I want to visit Texas as much as I should. But I want to go to Austin. I want to go to Galveston is on my top three places to live when cash graduates high school. OK.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I can I can't ignore you every weekend. I'm like, I'm going to Glick's house. Yeah, right. And I can hang out. We do the show together, right? Yeah. Here's the kicker. Live from the Texas against the Texas mentality. He'll be insufferable.
Speaker: I'll take the pet pics and the vacation pics over some of the other shit that I see on the internet. Yeah, exactly. And I had a big big and classic combo from Jax. This motherfucker wants a dinner report every broadcast is in shout out to Chris technician because he shares everybody's shit.
Speaker: I had ceviche for lunch, but for dinner I am going to air fry some critical cut uh fries and I'm gonna make myself a beef patty bell. I can't do ceviche. I can't do beef patty bell. I can't do beef patty bell. Chris doesn't share this live out. Yes, he did bitch. Yes, he did. Shut up Tony. I haven't got the notification. I'm giving Chris. I'm lying on your supporters. That's why your numbers. You you know god dang. First and foremost, Chris and I go way back since before you were there. So what's number nine?
Speaker: But anywho, speaking of the pets on social media, I did that reel on Instagram that absolutely blew the fuck up out of nowhere, the FRI reel.
Speaker: And so many people have used that video with their pets. And I love every single fucking water. Every single one of them are so goddamn cute. We got to be honest, though, they are overdoing the pet reels. I understand that fully. But like I said, compared to some of this other shit is on social media. Yeah, they're not they're not overdoing it in my opinion. Keep using keep using my sound. The podcast sound.
Speaker: to your dogs and your cats and your chinchillas and your lizards and your fish and your goats and your horses and your fucking emos. Yeah, there was an emo video and I was dying. I was rolling because emos are assholes. And I'm like, did you see that chick stop an emo with her hand? She's just like, yes. And this fucking thing. Number number nine. Yeah.
Speaker: uh relationship stuff just constantly overshare about it that's true i can understand yeah well if you go back if you go back the past two years chris's status has changed so many times i can't keep up with it so i can't
Speaker: That was too easy. Too easy. I knew one of you were going to take a shot. Don't leave you alone about this shit. First and foremost, I have like nine more fucking birthdays to remember because of your daughter's. No, no. Brown, we can't see it. Brown, we can't see it. Your virtual background messed it up. Yeah. I have not
Speaker: my relationship changed twice in the last five years mine hasn't changed in 17 well you also picked up your wife when she was six at the daycare and you've been with her
Speaker: it's Mexican. Now, now I, I understand it's like
Speaker: And let me kind of wrap my head around this oversharing of relationships. It's not necessarily the status that's bothering people that we're giving. It's why I think, no, I think it's comparing. My wife, my wife, you know, wrote a bike for the first time. I'm like, what the fuck? Who gives a shit? Yeah. Oh, I love my wife so much. She's the greatest in the world. I bought her a new bike and she wrote her other, you know, it's kind of stuff like that. Like I know, I know Nicky and I post a lot of pictures together.
Speaker: you're still in the honeymoon phase and whatnot but there's also a point where I think that kind of falls along the lines where you kind of learn that or you kind of some people are extremely fake online oh very true and you start to see through that when they're constantly like
Speaker: You know, there's a lot of fake happiness. Yeah. I'm not mad at you for that, but.
Speaker: Some of them, you could see them overdoing it. And I am too hard. A motherfucker that disrespects your relationship online, stop that shit. Fuck. The ones that drive me nuts, I have a couple friends. They were boyfriend and girlfriend in high school, and they got married right after high school. And their pictures with their kids, everybody's matching clothes. And I'm like, there's no way these motherfuckers are as happy as they seem. They could be. They could be. They could be. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't win the Macy's catalog family pick of the year. I swear there's a point of oversharing and over exaggeration that you know that it's you can almost tell that it's fake.
Speaker: Oh yeah, yeah, like when I seen a few of my sisters post and my sister is like fake and says, she's like, oh look, I'm with the love of my life, blah, blah, blah, blah. But yet on his Facebook, she doesn't exist. Exactly, much like the eater. Well, some people don't put everything on Facebook. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, yeah, but they've been dating for over 10 years. The worst offense when it comes to profiles is their profiles.
Speaker: 10 years shared profiles. Shared profiles. Husband and wife that have the same profile. There's no excuse. Husband and wife, boyfriend, girlfriend. I mean, if they've been together long enough, why not? No. No, no, no, no. Tony, I'm sorry. At the end of the day, if my wife and I had the exact same profile, I would not be able to post what I want.
Speaker: No, you can't. In every show, I would. Oh, wait, I do that already. Never mind. Thank you. No, but like, like, if my dad... Shut up, Tony. No, fuck that. No, fuck that. You should have Snapchat grouped with her. Fuck that. I did embarrass myself. The humble host that I am, I did embarrass myself in our Snapchat group yesterday. Listen, I actually know a guy, him and his wife's shit, that things will change. They gotta like,
Speaker: put their name in parentheses which one that is because a bunch of us don't know. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, the crazy part, they're actually that fucking happy. That's everybody else's problem. I get that. I get that. I think that I just think that's a no no on a guy's perspective. That's like, give me your man. Well, if you want to be alone, you're right. But after time, and I got to give I got to give it to them. They've been together over a decade.
Speaker: And that's all fine and dandy. My parents been together almost 50 plus years. They don't share a Facebook page. I understand. Most people don't care about it. And if my dad can figure out how to use Facebook, anybody can. Like I said, this new relationship is that good. I salute the fuck out of you because 90 % of the people on the internet are not that good.
Speaker: No, I enjoy posting pictures and stuff with Nicki and I, and she does too. I mean, A, it's nice for it to be a two -way street. Just keeps opening the door. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Keep opening. But you know what? This shit's working for you. Oh, you know what? I'm about to give you guys another shot at me here in a couple. Here in a couple. Yeah, I'm setting up. Number eight. Jeff, I've told you about this in the show and your dumb shit. Money. So anything about money that seems braggy. When you come on the show and you start yammering on for 45 minutes about your goddamn job.
Speaker: You don't have a car and yet you never leave your bathroom, but we're just saying. I don't necessarily tell everybody how much I've made that. No, he does not. Yeah, you do. But I can listen to the replays. Not appear he does not. You can listen to the replays where he's like, I mean, with this new thing, I can literally just set my alarm and when it goes off, I'm going to make $400 ,000 a day. Potentially. Potentially.
Speaker: However, I don't do it all the time. It's fine if you've like, I've won the lottery. I made $100 ,000. Hey, you know, that's, that's fine. But if you do it all the time, like every day, I made 50 grand a day every 60, you know, that's, that's douche move. That is a douche move. But I don't, I don't go online and say, I don't go on the show. I don't post anything about work. You don't do a lot online in general. I'm talking about where I've had to, I've had to tell you, Hey,
Speaker: You know, and it's not a slam. It's not me making money. I'm just like, hey, put it down about the job on the show. Right. Yeah. And I would tell you seriously, ComSec. I don't know what that was. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. I had my brain shut off there for a second. Yeah, I had to throw you back about a decade. You did. You threw me back a little bit. God, you threw me back 20 plus years. I agree. But it's one thing to
Speaker: post online that, hey, oh my god, I got, I got a bonus at work and it was, you know, you know, $100 ,000, whatever. Like, that's fine. But if you do it like every day, I made three grand this week or I made 10 grand this week. That's good. That becomes, dude. Yeah, no, exactly. Like a milestone is not a problem. No, a milestone, yeah, but, you know, the guys who, we'll go back to the beginning of the show.
Speaker: when we was talking about Andrew Tate. I know one of the things that, that, you know, he's always talking about his money and how much money he has. I mean, his biggest brag, his biggest brag is what colors your body.
Speaker: seen a video today just scrolling, just scrolling where he was talking about he was going to his first ever music festival, and he spent 150 ,000 pounds or whatever. And he was like, why do I want to go to a music festival with a bunch of fucking worms? Like this is dumb, but I just spent 150 ,000 pounds or whatever it was to go for three days. And it was just like, yeah, just right. I do want to punch you in the mouth.
Speaker: I want to get you what I want and punch you in the mouth. I hear you. Jeff, I want one and I want to go somewhere where I can floor it.
Speaker: Okay, that's the problem. The Autobahn, after you get one. Okay, the problem with Bugatti is - I want a reason for crossing off the court, it's just one good thing. Oh no, I get it. I'm with you. I'm totally with you. I want that motherfucker just to do it. But, but to buy one, you're talking like $2 million you spend on a car. And every time you're driving, Tony, you just spent $2 million on a car. You're not afraid of curbing the wheels or fucking - Yeah, you want to damage it. You want to go with like white sands and just punch it on the Autobahn.
Speaker: Right. But if somebody's in the way, if I get on the auto model, cause I want to hit that motherfucker. Well, here's the kicker. You know, you know what it costs to change the oil in one of those motherfuckers? I was afraid he was going to say that shit. $32 ,000. Just change the oil. And if you do it yourself, it voids the warranty.
Speaker: On the subject of Andrew Tate, two things. Yes. A, tell us you have a micropenis without telling us you have a micropenis. And B, I would like to extend an offer for you to join the TPG. Yeah, agreed. TPG. Oh, next question. Brian, what is the TPG? Oh.
Speaker: It's a group that I created on TikTok. We have shirts and everything, Brian. I mean, don't get me wrong. If I had $700 million like this guy. President, founder, and actual, I would lease it. Not only am I the president, but also I'm quiet. But I also have a Tony Becker. You can rent them.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not paying the rent fee. If I go to Vegas, I'll rent mine. If I also rent anything luxury, it'd be a Cadillac CTSV. That'd be about it. Those things are dope. I would buy one. In Vegas. In Vegas, I'd rent one. Venice, I want a Lambo. I wanted the highway on Lambo. Oh, hell. But yeah, I don't know. For me, I'd just hop in a Cadillac CTSV and just go.
Speaker: those things drink as much gas as an Escalade. That's because they got that big fuck off V8 in it. But I do. I want that new Cadillac, Tony. I still want a 2012 Cadillac Escalade EXT. No, no, no. You check out the new Cadillac that just came out. Dylan, what's good? Let's keep going, because we're going to get it. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Number seven. What do you got for number seven?
Speaker: Yeah, Brian, Google it in New Escalade. Holy shit. What's going on, Dylan? Dylan, did you guys get down to Tennessee safely? Y 'all hunkered in. You know what I've noticed, though? The new Silverados, the Toyota Tundras, and the Nissan Titan, and a few of the Toyota SUVs, the ones that are all white, they look like Stormtrooper faces. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: number seven. I'm gonna go ahead and let you guys uh go ahead and have your fun. Take your shots. This is apparently I'm guilty of this and I just with details, I put it out there. Uh sex life putting on blast just seems weird. So boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. How much time do we have on this one?
Speaker: because I really don't know other than the fact that I said that I'm having so and I'm not afraid to eat and to pray. I said nothing more out there. I'm going to I'm going to watch again. Watch again.
Speaker: The whole fucking time I know you. Because when you got these, man, you're... And if you don't know, when it comes to the camera, the things I do in the bed, I am the champ. Sometimes I go to the gym and I do workouts. Just work your fingers. That's the only substitute? When I get the rubber band, did I do this with the rubber bands?
Speaker: Yeah, and then we'll do all four. That would be one. I'm gonna start drinking. I'm gonna start drinking too. I haven't drank anything today. But in your defense, Chris, in your defense, it kills me to have to do this. You don't go into detail. You mentioned that you do eat cous. You mentioned that you don't mind glazing. But I don't say. But you don't go into major details like, you know, and then I had to move one fold over.
Speaker: But I, you know, I don't go, I don't go, oh, I eat pussy. Our top five favorite snacks can it be a pussy? No, I say I earn my racing stripes and my beard. Blick, I'm going to need you to go and watch a few episodes. I love waking up with my face like a glaze. Yeah, one episode we had pretty much got kicked off of YouTube when me and Jeff was talking out shit about it. Exactly, Sadie, I agree. Well, we didn't get kicked off of YouTube because of the shit you guys were saying. We got kicked off of YouTube because of your fucking music.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, we were putting one of you are like, I don't know which one it was. That was that episode was pretty much should have been called pig should be called the pussy eat again because we was all talking. One of you, I don't remember which one it was. Yeah, we were all talking shit. But one of you were like, if you've never really received a fellatio by listening to this song, then you haven't been living. And I was like,
Speaker: As I said in the replay, I'm like, that might have been me. Really? I think that was Tony. That was Tony. I must say, I think I was drinking that night. I think I was drinking that night. Yeah, you were drinking. We were all drinking that night. Yeah, we were drinking. I was drinking. Every woman loves. And when I play this song, if she won't let you, something's wrong with you. Or this is really wrong. If you ain't get fellatio, I'm like. We was talking mega shit in this song. Did you just say fellatio?
Speaker: You had one job. My shoulder duck. Stop playing with me. You know the other song I will play. May start and duck. What's going on brother? No, I will honestly say probably the one person on this show and this is not shade at him in any way shape or form that is guilty of putting
Speaker: way too many details out there about their imaginary sex life is the big dog, Mike. Oh, 100%. I don't know what he's really doing. No, no. He literally said his wife cheated on him because he ate pussy too much. No, no. He ate pussy. No, no, no. She cheated on him because his dick was too big. Dick was too big and he ate pussy too much. That's why she cheated on him and left him. That is highly illogical.
Speaker: That's what I said. That's what we said, Captain Spock. We said that exactly at the exact moment. That is Commander Spock. Whatever. Can I say something, honestly? It's hard to believe, Sadie, but there are women who will tell you that shit and fucking mean it. I just hate God bless you, women who do your TikToks and say five inches is a work of art. And you tell them when you still stop it.
Speaker: Four Inches is a masterpiece. Thank you. You guys are angels. You are godsets. Shout out to you, Nicky, too.
Speaker: That's why you were only allowed in the States one time. You were too big. You were just too big and you wouldn't stop sucking my dick the last time you were here, Mark. I had to get rid of you and send you back. Now, let's think about this logically though. How many women out there have had women who were too much for them and they left in the hall? It's kosher.
Speaker: and not me. Okay. So the more, the better in my opinion, because I've had, I've had starfish and dead fish in bed and they just lay there. Brian, you look a little confused. No, those are boring. Yeah. There's nothing worse than having sex with a fish. Yeah. We were seeing a starfish on the beach, Brian. Just no, you know, dead fish. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, the Kardashian pose. The Kim Kardashian pose. I imagine every Oh, I've seen that video. And we've all seen that video. And there's no doubt in my mind that them bitches are terrible in bed. Oh, I 100%. It was so bad. When I first saw it, it was so bad. It made me want to do homework. How terrible in bid.
Speaker: Did you not see the video with Kim Kardashian and Ray J? If I was Ray J, I would have mushed her in the face and jerked off. Why? I didn't watch the video. It was so bad. Tony, imagine having sex with somebody that just lays there and doesn't move.
Speaker: Does it move? Does it make a sound? Okay, let's be honest. If you had a woman when you was a teenager and she didn't know what she was doing, that's what they did, correct? No, no, no, okay. King Kardashian was not a teenager. She was not a teenager. When she made that video that her mom recorded with her. That's the weirdest. We're talking about how bad that video was. Her mom recorded that video. Maybe that's why she didn't move so much. I wanted to clean dishes.
Speaker: Yeah. I was one of my neighbors and offered to clean their cat litter box. Well, here's the problem. I cleaned my, I cleaned the apartment. Here's the problem. Some of these women, they just want somebody to have sex with them and that's it.
Speaker: Well, you know what? We're looking to be impressed with all these fucking videos. How many different ways you gonna fuck? Well, okay. Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Time out because because it's a two way street because I know women have been with a lot of dudes that are
Speaker: Women have been with dudes that are terrible in bed too. We're speaking from the man's perspective, ladies. But Tony, you're actually 100 % right with that. Porn has created an image of what sex should be, not only for men, but for women too. And there are men and women out there that if, A, if a woman doesn't have a dick that's
Speaker: as big as my fucking forearm, it's not gonna satisfy him. I'm saying this is probably the biggest guy on the chat. As in to have sex with? Because you said, if a woman doesn't have a dick, and I was like, calm down. Well, Jeff, we know what you're into, calm down. That's what you said, though. That's what you said. It's what you said, and I said, watch the wrong story. But on porn, we're shown
Speaker: and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and
Speaker: but no you know porn has set unrealistic expectations on both sides male and female no i agree with that in time and again both sides men and women have both had terrible sex partners well i mean it is what it is unfortunately
Speaker: I'm just saying it's race. I'm going to win. And Sadie, you're the only lady in here. I wish Nikki was home. I'd ask her. We can only speak on our experiences. And like we said, dead fish or starfish, you lay there, you're quiet, you don't make any faces, you don't do anything. And it's fucking boring.
Speaker: Do something. At least at least say something, you know, or something. You know what? I know I'm disappointing you at least to impress you or you want them to react the way that you want them to react. If she doesn't react, you may not have the impact on how you thought you were going to Tony. I'm going to send you that. This is just a nerd in me, but in order to have good porn, you got to have good acting and good dialogue and good writing.
Speaker: agree. It's gotta be a low. No. How will I ever pay for this pizza? Yeah. I have no money. Well, ma 'am, this pizza does have
Speaker: extra sausage, but it's like, I never, I never eat. And what you go, wow, wow. Is that what you're talking about? Did you order the pepperoni? However, wait, Tony, the point we're trying to make about Kardashian video is it looks like she's been chloroformed. She literally doesn't move. She doesn't say a thing. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't, don't go straight on chloroform.
Speaker: I'm going to give you a confession. I'm going to give you all a confession. Oh Jesus, Tony, Tony. Don't ever say I'm going to give you a confession after somebody mentioned. I'm going to give you a confession for real. If you want to know one of the most, the one point scene I ever seen that blew my mind the most.
Speaker: And I'm gonna tell everybody this right now. I think every man is gonna agree with the past six, seven years. It was a super head game to do the blow job. If you've never seen it, watch this shit. Everybody knows about super head. Super head. Is that a black chick? No, no, no, no, no. I'm asking because I have seen that hashtag and that title in a video.
Speaker: And I'm like, I'm going to go ahead and do the spoiler for cause it's been seven years. She used both hands and everybody was like, oh shit. When the video came out, motherfuckers were like, I'm more impressed when they don't use any hands at all. Well, we both of us have had that already. Yeah, it's still. Jeff and Brown are both looking right now, ladies and gentlemen. They really are. Yeah, we are.
Speaker: Her name, her name, her official name. That's wild. I'll give it to you, Tony. I'll give you that, Tony. I'll give you, you learned that one today. I'll ask you questions like, I think I've seen her before. I think I know who you're talking about. Tony's getting mad at me. What's up, Ellen? Hi, Ellen.
Speaker: She worked as an actress as a video vixen. Yes. You never experienced bad. Wait, what did Sadie never experience? Bad D? Good on you. Cheers to you. Wait, is this right? Sadie's like, I've also been married for 30 years. That's her. Yeah, her real name is Corinne Steffens. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: I had to find a picture that doesn't have her naked. Sorry. Here's the crazy part. The way she got that way is not good. That's why I always tell people when you meet somebody who's this way or that way and you realize how they got that way, do you hate yourself or not? Well, I mean, okay, but here's the thing.
Speaker: Brian's watching the video. Brian's watching the actual video. No. Brian, if your camera goes off, we know what you're saying. When she did this shit, the word got out. I was like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Somebody's showing all ideas. I said, damn. Well, no, but I mean, it comes down to, I'm sure there are people out there, and some of us here on the show included, that enjoy giving pleasure.
Speaker: Guilty. Guilty. Stupid guilty. This thing could tell stories. So my point is. In and out the bedroom. In and out the bedroom. Can't lie. I'm the champ. My point is, maybe she enjoys giving clothes. So that's why she's gotten so good at giving head. And now I'm going to have to watch that video tonight. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Trust me, I'll send you a message about midnight. Listen, if you try to emulate the video, you won't be able to hold your phone.
Speaker: It's like, I've used two hands and a foot before, bitch ain't got nothing on me. Oh, shit. No, my point is, my point is, if somebody just lays there and does nothing, it's very disconcerting. Why? Am I wrong? Why? Because you feel like, I'm not, I'm not, apparently not, I need to up my game. Shall we move on? I'm giving zero pleasure. Number six.
Speaker: I want to move on, but I think it's a serious issue. Does it have a script? Ask it for a friend. Mark wants to know if that video you recommended Tony has a script. When you see it, there was a script written. No ink was wasted.
Speaker: Y 'all didn't see it, damn it. Spoil under. Goddammit, Tony. I'm going to fuck all of y 'all up. All you people are pretty motherfuckers. I'm going to tell you right now, there's Superhero and that Jill Scott performance are two of the hardest ways that a man would be losing his fucking mind. You're welcome. And I thought Kiera Niora and Alexis Tae did a great job. No, you didn't see Jill Scott what she did. Anyways, number six. Remember, let her live that way. Kiera Niora, oh. She's got the avian of co -former of the year.
Speaker: Next one Chris, next one. Was I hyped for this episode or not for no reason? I wish you were like this every episode.
Speaker: Look, this is this is normal. This is like normal Tony down here. Now he's like click level up here. It's like clicking Tony tag team champs in the world. I haven't even started drinking yet. I know like this is this is a Tony. I need every episode. I need like there's a reason why we're the tag team champs man. Like nobody can when we're on it. We're on it. Nobody can challenge that. Jeff is truly Paul E dangerously.
Speaker: Jeff. We said we said it a couple of episodes back to Dudley's man. Yvonne Bubba and Spike. Brian. Jesus Christ. That makes Brian. That makes Brian fucking Stacy. No, we're going to do that. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Jesus Christ, I bet that chick could suck start a Harley, I'm just saying. Oh, no. I'm the Bulgarian brute. Calm down. Okay, so what's the next one? Number six. Number six. Jeff, this one's kind of a chew again. Not so much on social media, but we've had to kind of nip it in the butt on the show a little bit. Accomplishments.
Speaker: probably fueled by jealousy. I'm gonna be the first one to say nobody's jealous of you on the show and I might be jealous of the accomplishment things on the show when I come on here and I shout us out and I shout you guys out you know when we hit an achievement for this show whether it be X amount of views or
Speaker: followers or a new platform that we're on or whatever. That's more advertisement. That's more advertising. That's not really advertising. I'm bragging about accomplishment. Okay. A lot of people would like it. I mean, it'd be like that bird line between like confidence and confidence and bragging.
Speaker: Uh, cause a lot of people would take it as arrogance when, I mean, for instance, like, like my past experience, when I, in my medical field days, when I finally was becoming on my own, I was confident in my ability. And when they had me assigned to a department by myself, my trainer was like, are you good? And I said, yeah, I was like, yeah, I got it. And then she instead, and the charge nurse took my confidence as cockiness.
Speaker: Right. And I'm like, I'm like, thanks for breaking my confidence and my ego. Okay. Yeah. It was kind of, she took, she took a double shot at you. No. And that, and that happened, that happened with, uh, you know, Brian, you said personal experiences, but that happened with me. The faker come at me sideways because I was having fun and hanging out and laughing and joking. And she's like, awful cocky. Aren't you? I'm like,
Speaker: Yeah, so yeah, hockey and confidence because I'm having fun and hanging out and laughing and having a good time and doing what I do best. Yeah. And then like Brian said, you know, he caught on, you know, you caught on real fast and it was like, all right, you were in your element, you were in your world.
Speaker: Jeff, when he's at work, surprisingly, out of nowhere, who would have ever thought Jeff would have been good at the job he does. Nobody's more shocked about it than myself, trust me. I know, as a guy who's known you longer than anybody else. I mean, like, when... But even Tony, when he's at work, and he's said multiple times on this show, he's been offered and asked to step up into a supervisor role.
Speaker: He just don't want to do it because of, and I'm sorry if I ever stepped in any lines or crossed any lines. But you know, he doesn't want to do it because of the bullshit that comes with it. You know how much more they would need out of meeting what I can give right now. And I said it as a parent, I said it to somebody with my health issues that I've been having and people still think the fucking fake fuck y 'all.
Speaker: I'm just going to go ahead and do my own. The majority, the 100 % that you want to have any time you take a job, I'm not mentally there entirely that they will require. And I watch what they require. I know how I can do it, but I know what they will require. You know what they want. And you could probably do it better than what they want. I could do it more officially, but if I'm not sticking around, like after work, I can't stay late all the time.
Speaker: Yeah. And then Jason gets out of school and wherever I could be on that side of town in case there's an emergency. People even got to leave their job to get out there. It takes a while. I want to be readily available as a parent. I'm very fucking guilty of them. A lot of jobs. People think you just don't want, you just don't want to say, no, I'm a dad. I lose my own shit.
Speaker: Being a boss is not fun. The money's nice, but being a boss sucks. When I used to build houses, I was a foreman for a long time.
Speaker: Um, the money, the money was, the money was fantastic, but at the end of the day, I did just as much work, if not more, as if I was the guy built that hire people. I think Brian, I think the administrative side that people don't think about sucks. I mean, I'm an asshole.
Speaker: Exactly. When we were all on HAPS, when we would all be talking, just having fun, just having a good conversation, all of a sudden I get a phone call. I'm like, I got to take this call. Yeah. When I was a coordinator, I'm like, I got to take this call and I'm gone. Yeah. So it's no work life. Yeah. And that's why like, that's why I was like, am I current job now? Am I current job now? I'm like, I'm happy being a regular dude because I have freedom. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm not, I'm not handcuffed to a desk. I'm not having to do damage control. I'm not having to, to like, answer calls, answer emails, and do video, and do video conferences of why shit went wrong. No, that's me. Where I'm at now, I'm making, you know, you know, I make good money, but
Speaker: But no, I've never, you know, yeah, I'm an asshole, but firing. And there have been a few people where, yeah, I took pleasure out of telling to get the fuck off my job site. Oh, yeah. But that is the worst feeling in the world when you come in in the morning and you know, you're the boss and you call somebody their life. Your boss tells you, hey,
Speaker: So and so has got to go and I'm like, can they finish? Yeah. Like, can they at least go till Friday or can I teach them or is there something I can do? And they're like, nah, he's got to go. Or she's got to go. And I'm like, it sucks. And then you have to have that conversation with them and it's like,
Speaker: and you're the bad guy, like you're ultimately the bad guy. Yeah, because it's the whole killing the messenger thing. Yeah. Sparta, 300. Oh, man. This is Sparta. Yeah. I mean, yeah. And then especially when it comes to write ups, because you're like, okay, this is the situation. Let me hear your side. And then it's like, and then you're like, well, because this happened, because some steps weren't followed or something, some steps were not thought through.
Speaker: I'm gonna need you to sign this to acknowledge that we did talk about this. And it's just like, it's, it's cause I mean, I mean, like I've done many of those and I gradually hate them like Jesus. Cause I know how this, you know, how each individual are.
Speaker: I know the strengths, I know their weaknesses. But when things go wrong, it's like, ugh. But then when some dude is loyally fucking up, then I have like, look, dude. Yeah, you have no love. We have this talk numerous of times. I tried to avoid this. I thought you understood when we talked about it a couple of times. But it's like, I'm at the point now where I can't defend you anymore. Well, I mean, that's like,
Speaker: at my job I'm currently at, you know, it was decided before I ever even started there that there was a young cat that was working there that they were going to put him with me and have him shadow, you know, have him shadow me and have me train them. And I'm the type of guy, I've been in this, I've been in this line of work for 30 years, been doing this shit for 30 damn years.
Speaker: I can tell if I, if, if I come across somebody that I can teach and that I can train and who wants to learn and who wants to be taught or somebody who's just there to pay check within five minutes. And I, and I told my boss, you know, I told my supervisor, I was like, look, I have no problem. I was like, but I'm going to tell you real quick and in a hurry, my feeling, my honest feelings. And I told him, and when I told him, they're like, well, okay,
Speaker: There were a couple other guys here who felt the same way, but we wasn't sure if it was just them, because they didn't like him, because they were a little bit older. And he's a young cat. Not that I'm young. I mean, I'm almost 42. Geezer. But I told him, I said, no, he doesn't want to learn. He's just here for the chick. You know what I mean? I could literally talk to a wall and get better results out of the wall than I will him.
Speaker: Nice kid, super cool kid. I liked him personally. I thought he was great. And he's a young cat that if he finds his niche in the world, finds his niche, finds his direction, he's gonna blow up at whatever that is, but where we were and what we do.
Speaker: It wasn't meant for him. And it sucked to say that. But you know, Brian, you brought up the write up situation. I know I've been written up a few times in my life. I don't know if you ever have or not, Brian. I don't know if you ever have the opposing side and you're getting in. You're the one being written up.
Speaker: You know, you're over there sitting in that seat going fuck this motherfucker. This motherfucker don't know what the hell he's talking about. I ain't signing shit. Fuck him. Fuck his family. Yeah, I get full defense mode. This is what happened. This is how we get real defensive. And yeah, but yeah, yeah, so I've been on both sides of the desk and it's not it's not easy. But
Speaker: Trust me it's easier when you work remotely. That right there is bragging ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: No, that's not bragging. That's true. I'm sorry. It's so much easier when I can just, um, even, even, even the current day, even the current company I'm with now they're talking about like, yeah, you know, we're going to be having opportunities for everybody to level up. And automatically one of the guys that I used to supervise that I brought over from my old crew. And he's like, he's like, come on, Brian. He's like time step back in that role. And I looked at him like, hell no, no.
Speaker: Okay. I don't know what's next. You're going to go to break. You want to go with next? Yeah. No, no. Well, so, okay. So hold on a second. As I was going to ask you guys, we're, we're, we're at five where we're coming into the top five. That conversation kind of twists around, but you know, it is what it is. It's a good conversation topic. So, um, I'll ask you guys, you guys want to go ahead and take a real quick break, come back and do the top, the top five in this list. Sure. Or do you want to just keep rolling?
Speaker: keep rolling and because i have a trivia i have a trivia for let's keep rolling number five i'll keep chris ladies and gentlemen appreciate you guys listen hopefully you enjoy the show so far go ahead and enjoy i think we're going over tonight it is what it is tony d's i feel i feel a few hour broadcast just for your pleasure
Speaker: I feel five inches. I mean, five hours. Sounds like a personal issue. Hashtag TPG, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, main below. How you doing? Who's going on main below? What's going on, Loki? Welcome aboard all that good shit. Wait. So, what is number five, Chris? Number five. I was hoping we were going to
Speaker: but we'll, we'll go ahead and rock these out. Uh, one of our, one of our Cardinal, shut up, Jeff. Nobody likes one of our Cardinal rules for the podcast. Number two rules for the podcast, religious beliefs. Uh, no one wants to be preached to on Instagram. They are going to call religious and their beliefs. They're going to call them.
Speaker: However, the Facebook thing where it shows a fucked up picture, it says, click on this picture, and then it shows Jesus sitting on the side going, really? That's funny. That's funny as hell. But I agree, being preached to, skip.
Speaker: I'll just be damned. Look at who the **** finally made it back. Polar. Nice. What the **** bro? You showed up the night that I died. I've been looking for this cat for I don't know how long. Oh, son of a **** been apologizing for not being up here. I told you get the **** back up this. Bring your two feet. Yes. You just want to have your face drawn. Frickin A. I'm on your ****
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, I agree. You know, nobody wants to be preached to. And again, and you know, if I can, I say this, this is a rhetorical question. If I can get on my soapbox for a minute. I struggled for many years with religion.
Speaker: because growing up, it was forced upon me. My mom and my grandpa were so dead set on me becoming a preacher that it was legitimately forced on me and I got lost.
Speaker: could you? Yeah, right. Could you imagine me? I think Tony and I jumped down this road.
Speaker: Uh, I know. Absolutely. Michigan first 18. So, so I'm a whoever today, boys. Let's just get the fuck out of here early. Take off at 1 PM. Let's come on. Um, let's speed it up. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That actually happened one time. How much sound do you have on that one? Go ahead. But yeah, let me, let me, I tell you what, Trinity, when we come back from break, we'll address it.
Speaker: He's got a P. I know he was in the Air Force. Jeff's gay. I tried to go to break. Jeff's gay. Tony was in the Air Force. I'm sorry. He was in the Navy. I mean Navy. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Y 'all got nothing to do with it. Y 'all got it. No, no. So like, I struggled for a real long time to find my place. And I think ultimately, wherever your religion lies, that's what it makes you happy and you find inner peace. I'm Norse pagan. You know, you know, Tony, I think he's Tony. You said you grew up Catholic, right?
Speaker: I grew up Catholic, but I grew up Mexican. He grew up Catholic believe it or not. There's a lot of Mormons in Mexico. I'm just, I'm gonna throw some Molly. No, there really are. There really are. And there's a reason my whole wife's family is more. Yeah. There's a reason behind that was because when the Mormon, um, religion.
Speaker: It was dubbed a cult at some point in time and they kind of were pushed out of Utah and they went down into Mexico because there was no, but anyways. Yeah. No, I mean, I mean, I was talking to a girl.
Speaker: and well
Speaker: I'm not going to judge anybody for their religious beliefs. But I agree 100 % because I don't blast it all over social media. And again, I can only speak for the four of us in this panel. I can't speak outside of this panel. None of us blast our religious beliefs or, oh, you can't be gay because the Bible says or whatever. This is like my take on religion. As long as you have faith, great. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: But the way I view religion is like your choice of coffee. It's what you feel is comforting for you. What makes you feel good.
Speaker: That's my view on religion. So if you're Catholic, great. If you feel the Lutheran faith is good, great. If you feel the Quran is great, good. But as long as you have a faith and everything's good, hey, I'm all for it.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I'm all for it. Go for it. Don't force your opinions. And that goes a long way. Don't force your opinions. And that's not just about religion. That's not just about religion. That's politics. That's all the gay rights, the LGBT alphabet. If it works for you, great. But I don't need to hear about it. Yeah, I don't need to hear it. I mean, like myself, I was raised Catholic and my wife and I, we're a universe pair of people.
Speaker: Like we believe in the universe and certain things are on the earth to help enlighten our chakras. And that works for us. We don't need to go to a building to do so.
Speaker: because I don't like to leave my house. So, it works. You know, why? Because the toilet is right there six inches away. So, stop sharing. Stop sharing **** religion and beliefs. Agree. Yeah. Well, any beliefs in general. Don't push them before they stop chastising what they believe in especially when you're when they're not a problem to you. Exactly. Yeah. It's like uh my brother when he
Speaker: Does it upset you? I said, no. At the other day, it works for you. Go for it. Exactly. It doesn't affect me any bit. Let's go ahead and jump to number four real quick. We kind of talked about this for just so we don't have to spend a whole lot of time on this, but it is number four. Kids. We see so many photos of it.
Speaker: I'm not mad at it, especially from family and friends. I'm personally not mad at it because you know I have family and friends that I don't see.
Speaker: a lot. Right. It's cool to see their kids grow up and to see the social media posts. But I do understand where people can say that they're tired to see it because little Timmy's wearing another participation much, much, much like, much like relationships or your pets. Eventually you reach a point where you are literally just unnecessarily. No, but it almost becomes your brand. It becomes your brand, so to speak.
Speaker: you put in the freezer? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, that's super. Exactly. I don't know. Brian and Tony, do you have anything to say about that? You should put your kids online because of predators. I don't put my kids online. Uh my personal page is different because my personal page is family and friends.
Speaker: Um, I'm not putting my kids on our podcast, social media that granted all three of our kids, they're a part of the show. They show up occasionally. Yeah. They show up, they hang out, you know, but we don't force a lot.
Speaker: Tony and my oldest daughter, they do their dance breaks when she's here. We've all joked about the boys taking over the podcast at one point in time, nonsensical nonsense junior and stuff like that. But outside of my personal page where it's only my family and actual friends, I don't post my kids.
Speaker: Did you post something? And even on my personal page, I don't post a lot about my kids because unfortunately, yes, it is an open environment for a bunch of weirdos. Yeah, it is. It is a while. Absolutely. But I think, but I think like with the internet, it's just everybody's attention, attention, place, base, just,
Speaker: It's ever like like already player one. The internet is the Oasis. Yeah, well, I mean it's In all seriousness like it and we've had this justice for if the internet died tonight. Oh, that'd be a curse. It might where where I would easily say the four of us could still get by
Speaker: I wouldn't I wouldn't have said what I just said. Right now, I would say the Internet people lose their minds. The Internet went down. People lost their minds when COVID hit. They couldn't be around other people. Yeah. Imagine there was no interaction. Oh, no, I love that. That's why you don't want to be bothered with nobody and nobody to cuss out. So they didn't even know what the fuck to do with themselves. Exactly. Agreed. Oh, man. The trolls are like often self -deleted. I actually heard this the other day. The biggest problem in the world today is people cannot be alone.
Speaker: True. Chris Rock said it best. The biggest addiction in the United States is attention. It's attention. Chris Rock said he nailed it. That is the biggest addiction in the world. I want to see the world. I want to see the world. At the end of the day, I mean, that's honestly what this list is about. It's all about attention. Attention. Back to the list. I don't think any of us are guilty of this and I think we can all three agree. Why? Just why?
Speaker: bodily functions. If you're piercing about your bathroom habits, just stop. Oh no, that's fucked up. Just stop. Let's be clear, not just using the bathroom.
Speaker: Your sexual habits, who gives a fuck? That counts though. Yeah, but I'm talking about like, I had a couple of buddies and like, Oh, I took three shits today. I'm still good friends with them today. And you know, we chitchat quite a bit and whatnot. And I've gone to visit them and stuff like that. But they would send me on Snapchat. Every time they wouldn't take a shit, they would send me a picture of their shit.
Speaker: That's stupid. And I'm like, why? You got weird friends. You got weird friends. Yeah, they all need therapy. I don't think that was not me. It was not, yeah. The only thing I ever do with my best friends, I'd be like, a new toilet has been claimed.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you're not sending me a picture. I'm not going to send him a picture now. I don't send anything. I don't I don't even said dick pics. Jeff, you're taking a shit on this show multiple times. Yeah. But I turned my camera off. But don't turn your mic off. I can hear you. I haven't heard of him but I don't want to. There you go. See. I don't even mention on the chat that he was taking a shit. I don't know if he's getting off the phone or he's getting off the couch. I'm getting out riding out by his son. Yeah.
Speaker: uh number number number two number two and we're talking about bathrooms number two number two i shall call him number two uh monday in daily life like photos of food or anything else it's unremarkable
Speaker: I don't personally have a problem with that. Brian is 100 % guilty. Brian makes me mad a lot because this motherfucker will Snapchat me while he's grilling and I want to go to Texas and point you in your face and eat the food.
Speaker: I have a buddy of mine, his wife, I have a buddy of mine, his wife, literally, if we go to a restaurant together as a couple, you know, my wife and myself and his, him and his wife, we can't, and the food gets delivered. We can't eat until she takes a picture of everything. You don't have to witness. And it's annoying as fuck. You know, like, you know, like, like I, you know,
Speaker: If you post a picture to the gym, whatever, cool, whatever. If you go somewhere new to a restaurant and you eat and you want to post a meal, I have no problem with that at all in any way, shape, or form. You know, I'm guilty of it. I put a photo, I took a selfie at the gym.
Speaker: Yeah, I took a selfie at the gym yesterday. Yes, Brian. We know. Yes, Brian. We know you like your meat. I can't see it. I don't see it. Brian. Brian likes his meat. I woke up to Texas, and Nicky and I are going to come to Texas, and you better fucking feed me. That's all I got to say. Like that. Oh, he's going to feed you, Ryan. I want to eat, and I want to drink. And I know that the one person I can eat and drink with is my man, Brian.
Speaker: I was like, I got you covered. I got you. I agree with that 1%. Yeah, because when TJ came down to Houston briefly, because he had a flight to Dallas, but we hung out for the rest of the day before he flew out the next day. But I took him to this one place. He's like, good God, we don't have this in Chicago. Oh, man.
Speaker: dude when we went to a barbecue place and they had the beef rib that's like the length of my forearm yeah and he's like jesus christ yeah no you know like i said i went to the gym yesterday and i took a selfie at the gym it was satirical it was but it's yeah but you don't do it you don't do it like you don't send like 40 pictures you take one picture it was one picture take five pictures send the best one and that's it
Speaker: Yeah, it was like literally and I tried to get a guy speaking of going to the gym, but you know, I literally put my caption on Snapchat was did you really go to the gym if you didn't take a selfie or you didn't really go to the gym if you didn't take it, but I tried to get a guy today tripod.
Speaker: This motherfucker had a tripod set up in the middle of a walkway and I had two options. Option A was take a picture of it, put him on blast on social media or option B, walk by because it was literally in the middle of the walkway and kick it fucking over.
Speaker: I felt like kicking it already. And he finished before I got done what I was doing because I went with option B and I was going to kick that son of a bitch over. And I was going to dare him to say something to me because he's one of them little as we discussed when I was making fun of.
Speaker: trailer trailer part 10 who had his wife beater on that was 95 pounds. This dude was like five foot three all of 115 pounds and he had skinny muscle and he had and he had an extra small t shirt on an extra small shorts on and he was walking around like this the whole time and I'm like bro. You're out here your screen is you're benching 100. I see pictures too.
Speaker: You're what? I send beer pictures. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You're like, bro, you are mentioning 35 pounds. Calm down. Yeah. Because your noodle worms would break if you put it in. But yeah, no. The next day. Yeah, so. But number one. OK. Not only is this number one, but this is our number one rule that we have been guilty of breaking a lot lately. But politics. 53%. This is 50 out of a top 10.
Speaker: So there was nine others before this. If you guys want to do the math, you can do the math. I'm not doing the math. 53 % of us think people overshare about politics. I absolutely 100 % agree. All you Facebook. Once you get into that algorithm of seeing politics, you can't get out of it. Yes. All you Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Clapper, any other form of social media political experts.
Speaker: A, you all sound like a bunch of uneducated baboons. Yeah. Once again, if you're so good at politics, go run. Yeah. And B, you just look and sound fucking stupid. And my only thing is that you can't have a civil conversation about it. If you have a difference of opinion, they're like, oh, you might as well unfriend me. You're wrong. You know, I mean, like, you can't have a civil discussion. Left, right.
Speaker: Left, right. Jeffrey Silver. I heard. But but yeah, but I mean, but like you can't have a civil discussion because a lot of people, it's that tribalism. It's like if you're not a Democrat, then you're not my friend. If you vote Republican, you're not my friend. Or if you vote Democrat, it's like you can't have a civil discussion and come to like a like meet in the middle. Well, and we've had that discussion like Tony and I don't agree on a lot. We know I had it.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony and I had the political discussions. Y 'all might want to learn something from us. Well, 100%. Absolutely. I think that's the thing is, there's the three of us on this show, we all have different political beliefs. Brian, I didn't mean to exclude you because as a mainstay, as every episode, the three of us all have very different political views. I agree with Tony.
Speaker: borderline crazy, right. Tony's borderline crazy left. I hang out in the middle. I do lean a little bit more right, but I hang out in the middle and we've had conversations and we've had
Speaker: You know, Tony and I had a conversation last week, but we learned them. I'm like, I'm in the center, but yeah, I do lean right because it's just a lot of the other stuff. I mean, a lot of stuff on the left, some things I'm like, okay, I can go along with that. But then most of the stuff I'm just like, ah, nah, nah, nah, nah. But then on the right as well, some of the stuff I can go with.
Speaker: We're going to come up on the show and hang out with us. First and foremost, I want to address the chatter box real quick before we go to break. OG is my guy. I love OG. I got nothing but love for OG. Him and I have had some fun in the chat together on Smoke Show. He's been popping in here.
Speaker: I am the motherfucker that when people say that some people like to watch the world burn and you look up that definition, my stupid face is right there. I am a motherfucker who likes to watch the world burn. Kevin Tony does say some reckless shit, but I'm just as guilty of saying some reckless shit.
Speaker: The one thing that we have that a lot of people don't is the willingness to hear the other person out. Oh no, we absolutely listen to each other. And we learn from each other. I think Tony and I have had conversations.
Speaker: They don't want to hear the other side. They get offended too fast. I try to listen, and I will listen to where you're coming from and try to understand it. Some people don't want to hear shit from your side. They just want to defend theirs, and that's it. Well, they want to be right. It comes down to everybody wants to be right all the time. Well, and I think Tony's going to attest to this, and if I've crossed any lines or anything like that, please feel free, because I don't want to speak for any of you guys. But Tony and I have had conversations on Monday shows. Monday shows get a little bit more
Speaker: involved or sometimes the topic of conversation of things come up and Tony and I really dive into him. But you know, Tony has learned some stuff from me that he didn't know or point of views that he didn't look at and same for me. There's been some issues that we've talked about that maybe I wasn't educated on enough or I didn't know
Speaker: And then, but we listened to each other. Yeah, sometimes we get loud and we get crazy and we're acting like buffoons. But at the end of the day, I mean, last Monday, Tony and I went down the whole, we went down a whole racist conversation, racism conversation. We went down a whole conversation. I mean, we dived into some shit. Then he called out Ohio and I had to educate him. And then before you knew it, we was fucking talking about football.
Speaker: No, I wasn't mad at Tony. Tony wasn't mad at me. I don't think you were mad at me. But then we ended the show with an hour of football talk. And I ain't going to lie. It's for me. And this is what drives people crazy about me. I try to understand where the other side is coming from. If I don't understand, I try to understand it. Some people don't even want to damn do that. And that's why a lot of people got to promise that. You must be like, I'll put it out there. I'm not a Trump supporter. But I understand where he's coming from and I understand the support that he has.
Speaker: And here's the crazy part. Everybody who's on the side that he's from can get something out of it. I .E. Everybody who's a United States citizen is benefiting from what he's trying to do as a president. And that was the biggest controversy. A lot of people want him in there because he was trying to make sure all the money we was kicking out would stop so we could have money here to fix the shit that's wrong. That was his biggest fucking campaign. Yeah.
Speaker: everything else. I didn't even know what he said for real. He was talking shit, but people don't even realize the subliminals. He was kicking. Well, it all comes down to the unwillingness to listen to something because of who they are or because of where they stand. Well, yeah, because of who they are or because of your beliefs or...
Speaker: or because they're not on the right side of you. You're against somebody so much you don't want to hear nothing else about them.
Speaker: I eat. I'm a black man. I'm not going to support the clan. Let's just be motherfucking clear. Obviously, I'm not going to support the clan. Well, I think that's the one thing we all agree on. As much people think I flip flop, there's certain things I just won't fucking deal with. What happened is you haven't hit that barrier.
Speaker: I don't fuck them all fuckers with white supremacists. I just fucking don't know if you can have a decent conversation because when you get to those high -level politics Motherfuckers who have a problem with each other will still talk some shit out. I think a bunch of people done shit for real Who's pop man you're popular, bro
Speaker: No, that ain't me. That's the airtime folks. They, they, they beeping over there. He puts our show on airtime so the haters can still listen to it. Like a lot of people don't have, so I can see your broadcast. You don't see mine. Cause they scared. All right. So.
Speaker: All right. We're a little bit late. We're going late tonight. We're running over tonight. We're doing an extra long show. It is what it is. It's Saturday night. It's what we do on Saturday night. But overall, though, people need to learn how to just meet in the middle and have a civil discussion. Have a civil conversation. No, I don't even meet in the middle. You don't have to agree with everybody. Just have a conversation. Just have a civil conversation. You've got to be able to deal with folks. Yeah, you've got to have, yeah, like much. Godfather. You have to have a Christian. And I wish you the best so long as you don't bother mine. The fucking end. There you go.
Speaker: And I, and as I've said, uh, holy shit. Now the notifications are coming up in here. Chris, dinner, Denny's. Uh -oh. Yo, what's going on bar? Oh, is that my boy? Oh, this motherfucker. You know what? I can make, you know what? I don't make it a burger mountain. I think it might have me an omelet in honor of Denny's. Um, no, uh, you know, as I've said, I don't know how many times
Speaker: and do what makes you happy. As long as you're not hurting yourself or hurting anybody else and more power to you. At the end of the day, let's be honest. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not really waiting for it. Stop it. Oh, y 'all try so hard. Jeff, Jeff, Chris is calling you out. Bottom right, you can see a spot. Are we getting the hot spirit? Rob Van Dam bottom left.
Speaker: Are you going to smoke or use it as a lollipop? All right. Y 'all hang out, keep that same energy. We're going to take a real quick break. We're going to come back. We got a little black top mojo for your ear holes. I need to refill my beers because I'm empties. Let me know when you want to come on stage. I can't wait. I'll just put your comment up there. Let me know when you want to come up. I can't wait. Yeah, we know, Jeff. We know, Jeff.
Speaker: We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo. It'll be a shortish break. Give us about three and a half minutes. We'll be right back. We're going to come back with a guy who only knows what we're going to come back with. But we're here. We're doing our thing. We're going long tonight. It's actually a three -hour show. We're going four, five, six, twenty -two. We're stopping at four foot this year. Well, Tony will probably stop at four foot.
Speaker: Tony has a curfew. Check them out on social media, Facebook, all that garbage stream music, Blacktop Mojo. And here we go. We'll be right back.
Speaker: Well, I was bound to drift across these plains I come from a bloodline that's been cursed since the day And there's a hurricane inside a cycle I can't breathe And it's a long way down, this open road And I won't be coming home, anytime soon This life is all I want
Speaker: I like to spend my dreams
Speaker: Picking in the honky tonk bars Singing songs about the South Leon Living life like a simple man I'm doing fine, barely getting by Well, I don't need a lot of money or things that shine And it's a long way down this open road And I won't be coming home
Speaker: And I won't be coming home
Speaker: I saw you run. You out of breath all of a sudden. Jesus Christ. I forgot that song just says, and wherever. Welcome back to Nonsense. Well, Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the shit show so far tonight. How's the shit show? It's a great show.
Speaker: It's an amazing show. It's a great show. We got a special guest. We got a special guest hanging out with us. He got his visa for tonight. I snuck him across the border. I was just coyote, coyote. Jeff's in the building as always. Tony D's here.
Speaker: you know we get the malays a tag team championship is only a tag team championship if there's two individuals and i couldn't do it without my tag team partner the champ tony d
Speaker: Now, there's also a trios championship as well, and that involves three people. And that third guy, as I said, is Jeff or Rob Van Dam, or the guy who's treating his cigarette like a lollipop. And then ladies and gentlemen, not only am I the trios champ, the tag team champ, but I am the world champion, the one and only,
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Speaker: Basically, I'm just feeling all the time because there's three other guys in this panel. I got something here. I'm lost and confused. So I'm going to keep talking. No, no, no, no, no. Wait until you shut the fuck up because. Hey, hey, Super Harry Hooper. What do you do, buddy? Yeah, I agree. Not to put your championship belt on the line.
Speaker: but I have none of you for you gentlemen. We're gonna do a little competition as we do. I got a couple of true false questions. Let's see if you guys can pick which is true or false. This is from the lawyer. Acknowledge me. I'm the head of the table. These are weird balls. I got Jeff and Tony, Jimmy and Jay Uso. And then we finally got Solo Sakoa in the building, Brian.
Speaker: These are weird wall these are These are weird laws from around the world. You guys are gonna tell me if they're true or false. I'm gonna keep score True fall in Tanzania and Poland This is a true or false in Tanzania and Poland Winnie the Pooh is banned from all playgrounds and children's areas true or false true or false
Speaker: I don't think I've seen a Winnie the Pooh in any playgrounds. I didn't say true. I did. True, false. That's my answer. Final answer. The rapist for 400, Alex. Brian, you go. I say false. True or false, Chris? Not both. Brian's going to say false. Anal bum covers for 1 ,000, Alex.
Speaker: I'm going to say true. Well, Chris and Tony are right. In Tanzania, winning from all playgrounds as it was deemed inappropriate and or macro diddic due to the fact that he doesn't work pants and he's non gender specific.
Speaker: The champ is here, ladies and gentlemen. So. OK, you motherfuckers in the chat are reaching, but I see one strike against Chris already has a wife, but I'm sure he don't mind. I mean, if you're signing up there, Gary Hooper in Denmark. Your mom loves to be named her daughter, Blue Ivy.
Speaker: Wait, what? I don't know if it was Denmark or not. That is her daughter's name though. What was the question? Her daughter's name is in Denmark. There was a law against Beyonce naming her daughter Blue Ivy. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I appreciate that, Super Gary Hooper. Whoa, get him, Chris. Chris is ready. You might want to make him moderate a glit.
Speaker: I don't know how to. I don't think we have moderate. I mean, you know what? Chris is a moderator. Chris, if they gotta go, you tell me and I'll and and Tony will make him gone. Yeah, I agree. So true or false? Mark would not be able to name her daughter Blue Ivy. I'm gonna say false weird. I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna go with false. Brian's gonna say false.
Speaker: I mean, how are we society that cares what celebrities do? They're just as dysfunctional as we are. I don't think it pertains. It doesn't pertain to the fact that she's a celebrity.
Speaker: Well, why would you make a law in Denmark? And she doesn't live there, she's from Texas. She lives in the United States of America. Okay, no, no, once again, once again, it doesn't, it has nothing to do with actually, for instance, if I lived in Denmark, I could not name my daughter Blue Ivy, is what I'm saying. That's according to the rule. So is this true or false?
Speaker: No. I don't know if it's true or not. I really don't know. I'm gonna say false because it doesn't make sense. False is across the board. Now, let me help you out. Jay -Z owns the color blue. Jay -Z owns the color blue. He also owns GM. So, I'm not sure if it's illegal now. I'm gonna say false.
Speaker: Well, you all three are wrong. It is true in Denmark the official names rules you must get permission from the government if you are Opting to name outside the 7 ,000 already approved names in the guidelines already approved names Yes, you have to use one of the 7 ,000 names approved in Denmark to name your child to name your child and
Speaker: To name your child, there are 7 ,000 names already on the approval list. You have to pick from one of those. I've heard it all. I have truly heard it all. In Clara and Italy, it is illegal to build sand castles. True or false? In where? I believe it's Clara. It's a town in Italy.
Speaker: You cannot build sand castles. I'm going to say false. You cannot build sand castles. I'm going to say false. True or false, Chris? You can't build sand castles. In this town in Italy. In this town. In this one town. In this one specific town. I'm going to say true. Okay.
Speaker: Every time Jeff talks, I get a migraine too. But I've been doing it for like 26 years. I'll have to agree. You're going to say true? Information man show. What's going on, man? Info man. Info man. What's going on, bro? Info man. Long time no see, man. Oh, yeah. What's happening? What's the spread of YouTube, bro? Tony says false.
Speaker: Sorry, Jeff. Give me a second, please. Give me a second. I apologize. I'm not going to lie to you, bro. I am still waiting. I am still waiting, just so you know.
Speaker: I'm sorry, Jeff. Go ahead. Go ahead. Well, I was going to do it before you went on your ramp. So yes, it is true. It is illegal in this town to build a sandcastle. In this town, if you do, it is a 250 -pound euro fine.
Speaker: just into the chatters box and we'll gladly get your answers why where is that city in that country will be my question i'm thinking it's called eclair eclair oh man chocolate eclairs are good hey poker stars well tony this one's your area in georgia usa wait a second let me find out what eclair is because
Speaker: is Camacho. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Brian, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and drop you down for just a second. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to drop myself down and you guys go ahead and do this for the next six. What is he doing? What is he doing? I don't know. What is he doing?
Speaker: Anyways, Tony, this was your area. And validated again. Nice try, Super Mary Hooper. But I am this show. I am nonsensical nonsense. I have single -handedly picked the greatest co -host that I could find to take part in this show with me.
Speaker: to be beneficiary, to help out, and to progress this show. But without me, they are lost and confused and dumbfounded. No, no. Because you literally started talking and dropped yourself down. I was more willing to help. Watch the chat. I don't care about the chat at the moment.
Speaker: I'm just saying they asked for a glicking. So this is why I was caught with my dick in my hands when we came back from break. Because had I not ran in here and taken control, they both would have went, oh, Facebook, MySpace. Anyways. I'm the drivers of the navigation. Georgia, USA. I'm the quarterback. Georgia, USA.
Speaker: It is my running back and for a chicken to cross the road. I have no idea. It's illegal for a chicken to cross the road. I have no idea. Don't pick it up. She got a 50 50 chance. Yeah, I was gonna say you got a 50 50. You can't really go wrong here. Brian, what do you say? In Georgia, USA is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. True or false? I'd say true. It's Georgia.
Speaker: I'm not going to lie, I don't know. This is true. This is 100 % true. I don't know. Pick one, Tony. What's the fucking coin? Chris, what do you say? I'm going to say it's false. I'm going to say it's false. It's 100 % true. Chris says it's true. Tony says it's false. Or wrong. In Quitman, Georgia, chicken owners must have control of their chickens at all times. You guys saying the coop?
Speaker: it's true the champ reigns supreme in the uk solos the coa still undefeated y 'all ain't ready well this one's fucked up god mode in the uk it is illegal on a different level to eat mince pie on christmas day i think that's false mince pie on christmas day
Speaker: I think that's false. That's false. That's okay. It's mince pie. It's only something to eat up there. They eat that up there. Chris Leake said true. Blair said false. I, you know, I, I was going to say it's true as well because I don't know what mince pie is. Trick question. It is actually false. It's a classic. It's a classic myth.
Speaker: It's actually part of the celebration of Christmas. I don't even know what mince pie is. I'm kind of guessing it's almost like and relative to like shepherds pie. It's probably gonna be something because the English don't need anything that's good. I think it's I think it's relative to shepherds pie and they drink their beer warm. Well, this one this one could go either way.
Speaker: in California. How many of these do you have? USA. I honestly don't know. I have to actually answer. California, USA. Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. That's true. Wait a minute. What was it? What was it? California, man. That's true. Everything. California, USA. It is illegal to eat ice cream while standing on the sidewalk.
Speaker: Jeff, how many of these have you done? What do you mean? Jeff, how many have you done so far? Of the trivia? So far? So far, this is number seven.
Speaker: Let's, let's, let's, let's kill it. We're gonna go to 10. Let's go to 10, because - He'll do 10 like you did 10. Kill it in 10, yeah. Let's just kill it in 10, because I'm gonna have fun. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. We're gonna, we're gonna have fun with the trolls. Nobody likes Jim. I agree, we should kick Jim, but I'm kind of stuck with him. You guys don't know our history. You know, he's, he's my make -a -wish.
Speaker: Once again Blair, go sit on it and spin. As soon as $100 hits my cash app. Blair, sit on it and spin. Shut up Jeff, I'm trying to get $100. What was the ice cream law in California? True or false Chris?
Speaker: Can you eat on the sidewalk? Oh, I said true. I said true. It's true. Chris says true. Tony is the only one to get that one correct. Did you know in Charleston, South Carolina on Sunday, it is illegal to walk down the street backwards and eat an ice cream cone? Did you know in Virginia, you couldn't have sets without one foot on the ground? We did this on the show.
Speaker: Wait, what? There's always more. There's always more. That's why I said that. No, yeah, we've done the top 10 stupidest laws like seven times. Yeah, but there's always also. Oh, yeah, there always are. Right. Well, here's the stupid one that I literally just read it and I had to read it twice. In the UK, it is illegal to operate a cow while intoxicated. That's probably true.
Speaker: I got, I got a friend in the UK right now. Let me go call. Wait, did you say it's illegal to operate a cow in the UK when you're drunk while intoxicated? Look, I don't even care if I'm wrong or right.
Speaker: I don't even care if I'm wrong or right, but I want this to be true so bad. I want this to be true so bad. As a kid who grew up in the country, as a kid working on farms, I want this to be true so bad. I just want to know how, how do you operate it? Question. What's your question, Blair? Brian, I'm still waiting on your answer. Brian says, or Tony says true, Chris says true.
Speaker: Chris has questions. I probably would agree. But let me go. I got a friend that lives in the UK. I could call and ask. We don't have all day. We don't have all day. It is actually true. It's true. That's true. There you go.
Speaker: It is true. Okay, in Malaysia. Malaysia, it is true. It is banned to have chewing gum. Chewing gum is banned in Malaysia Falls. I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say false. I'll get to that Chris. Wait, what was the question, Joe? I'll say false. Malaysia chewing gum is banned.
Speaker: and where? Malaysian. Oh, chewing gum. Like, like all gum is banned or just chewing it in general. Chewing gum. Chewing gum. That's what it says. Malaysian chewing gum is banned. I'm going to go with true. Chris Leek in the chat says true. Chris, I'm going to get to your conversation or your question. Chris, you're the only one that is wrong and it's false.
Speaker: Didn't I say false? Back to the states. Yeah, that's why I was the only one that was wrong to me. You did. You did say false. Pay attention. Yeah. We're doing a podcast here. Arizona, USA. I'm not here on Smoke or Ted's show and you're actually a part of the show. Oh shit. True or false? What? In Arizona, there is a possible 25 year prison sentence for cutting down a cactus. Do not come in a cactus.
Speaker: And that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. As soon as we're done, we're almost done. Jeff, Jeff, hurry up. It's true. Yeah. One more. Last one. Oh, Chris says anybody is wins over me. I'm kicking him off the show.
Speaker: I hate to be the bearer of bad news. In Ohio. I hate to be the bearer of bad news too, but you can't count. It is legal fish. It is illegal. It is illegal to get a fish drunk in Ohio. That's false. That's just false. Get them bitches drunk. We get drunk in Ohio. I would actually say that that is true because you fuck up the water table. Yeah, we get drunk in Ohio, baby, but it's true. Brian, true or false?
Speaker: Well, I'm going to go with the statesman. God damn it. You're going to say false. It's actually not at all. Yeah, I was going to say I want to say false. I wasn't done, Jeff. I was struggling. My brain said true, but my Ohio heart said false. Because as I said, we like to get drunk in Ohio.
Speaker: That's right. Yeah. I was like, it's Ohio. Of course. Yeah. So let me finish. I was going to say, well, the results are in. You did say false earlier on. That's why I marked it. So we have to do one more because Bryce Evan, Chris has six and Tony has six. Tony doesn't have seven. Oh, that's a dude. That's six.
Speaker: I'm not paying attention. Pay attention. And I don't have six. You have six. I'm counting them. We all know you can't count. In England, it is illegal to handle salmon in a suspicious nature. Agree. True. True. Tony says true. Chris says true.
Speaker: Why are you whispering with shades on like Mr. Smith? Well, boys, we're all tied up. Good. Let's go. Keep going. We're all tied up across the board because now everybody has seven. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon in France. Hold on. I'm texting your wife. She's very familiar with France. Wow. And pigs in France. I'm going to say true.
Speaker: It's probably true, but if I can end this and and just
Speaker: Once again, the hanging chads and the Joe Biden calculations. If I can just end this, I'm just going to say false. Hey, this is Glick. I work for Chuck. Can you give me some more votes, please? Shut up. I just want to end this. Well, Chris, you are well. They told me they got chuckles here. It is. Boom, baby. This law that you put that name up big after. Well, now we have these two assholes.
Speaker: It's the same rules apply. So it is a Tony Brian got honorary men show and it just gives Tony. I literally time I can actually question for to break to come down solo.
Speaker: You're the only guy in the fucking boat line who doesn't have a championship belt for being undefeated. Calm down, Solo. For those of you that don't know, I'm both set. And he's the Mandalorian.
Speaker: Just this simple. This is the way. This is the way he says. Alright, last one for the tiebreaker. In California, USA, Chris, you should, you might want to listen to this one. Is legal wear cowboy boots unless you own at least two cows?
Speaker: False. I actually want that to be true. I actually want that to be true. I'll be a homeowner when I want that to be false because I mean I walked around San Diego in my cowboy boots and I walked around in LA in my boots. I want to say true. Tony, you just tied with Chris because it is true. Thank you. Keep going. I can't do that. I literally tried to throw it in there and yet I'm
Speaker: I'm here for this. Keep going. Somebody has to win. Fuck this shit. Alabama, USA. Is against the law or silly string? I think that's true. Alabama is against the law. I'm saying true. True or false? Just say false, Brian. So why don't you guys win? False.
Speaker: Jeff's frozen. Congratulations. Tony just won it. Thank you very much. Christ. Glick won the last trivia show. He didn't want to stop till he won. I didn't stop till I won. No, I was so far ahead of you that I was trying to give you a mercy rule.
Speaker: and I could have easily smoked you guys this time. Like I could have kept it tied because I literally said, I literally said, I'm either going to win or lose here or tire a lose. Unfucking believe.
Speaker: I know I know you're not used to replace Tony D because you generally delete yours when they're controversial but I'm not sensible nonsense. We don't delete our replace so you can go listen to the replay. I'm going to delete it. I'm going to delete it once I've ever done. I'm going to delete it once I've ever done. Whichever it was about. Yeah. Well, the you deleted more shows says you are not the father.
Speaker: I can't afford no more. Cuz we're goddamn liar. Mm hmm. You've deleted more than one episode. No, I haven't. I've had to delete an entire episode. The only one that deleted, I haven't. So, the question asked in the chatters box, you're stuck between your mom and your dad. Go get it. Dad's cock is in your ass. Your cock is in your mom. Do you go three inches back or three inches forward? My parents are dead and I'm an orphan. So, now, therefore, I. And you fail just like your father's condom.
Speaker: Wow. There we go. Born on the interstate because that's where accidents happen. That's right. I asked the question. That's part of you. If I can crack your mama's ass and end it up with a stand on the mattress, I'm just saying.
Speaker: apparently you super gay hooper who in the fuck in the world wants to watch this as a guy who's been here for an hour yeah i was going to say thank you thank you i got you guys i'm all saying the same thing to tell me who it is it's the same board motherfucker
Speaker: And it's, I mean, I've, I've, I've offered Tony D you're quick with the invites with the link. Anybody who wants to come up here and join us, uh, Chris Blair, super Gary Hooper. I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you out. They're all on your Twitch. Send it to me. Oh, I know. Come on up. I would love to have you guys come in here and hang out with us. Yeah. Come on up. Be in keyboard warriors. Come on.
Speaker: Gentlemen, I have a question for Super Gary. I have a question for people as ugly as children. Go ask them to take home. Hey, Captain Glichosaurus Rex.
Speaker: Does that mean? Tony D, you could go three inches deeper and it would still just be the, Oh, come on. Don't, don't, don't disrespect Tony. Do you like that? He's the only black guy on the show at my Dick in their mouth more than I ever talk about it. I have that problem with the circle of people you run with. You show this is my people. This is your Twitch. No, no, no. I'm just saying like my Dick has been in their mouths more than it's ever been any, anywhere else. You go tell them that I'll let you go tell them.
Speaker: I tell them that every goddamn episode, but where are they? They're still on airtime, listening silently, being quiet. Or they're watching and they're not commenting because they're fucking scared, they're shook, they're stupid. I gotta respect Super Gary Hooper and Chris Leak and Blair for coming in here and busting all of our balls and taking shots at every one of them. Because - He's taking shots and receding shots.
Speaker: Yes. Lick, I cannot respect the fake account. Be your motherfucking self. I mean, fake account or not, but they're taking shots. They're receiving shots. But they're not hiding. So I mean, I can respect them. They are hiding. It's a fake account. That's hiding. Yeah, but they're chanting. They're commenting. They're taking shots at all of us. I mean, Gary has come at me. Gary's come at you. He's come at Jeff. Chris does not like Jeff. Chris likes me. Nobody likes Brian, because
Speaker: They don't know Brian. And Brian will go back at you. Brian will go back at you. I'm famous. So I'm going to, you know, fake account or not, I'm going to shout these guys out because at least they have the balls on them and the audacity to not run and hide on places that I'm not or that I don't want to be at. Yeah, as opposed to saying something that run away. Because that's basically what you all stupid bitches are going on every time.
Speaker: and it whatever app you're on when you when you talk about the show or you talk about me you're just you're just sucking my dick. You're not even sucking my dick. You're worse than that. You're below that. You're eating my asshole. That's what you guys do. You eat my booty hole like it's groceries. And if you knew the demons that I exercise from my butthole, you would not lick my butthole.
Speaker: How do I join? Invite me. There you go, Tony D. Ashy420 wants to invite you. No, Tony D, set him up. They want to come up. Hit him with the link. Let him come up.
Speaker: I actually like these guys because they've been busting our balls and giving us shit for like the last hour and a half.
Speaker: and we've been clowning on them and making fun of them and they've been hanging out. So I've got respect for these guys tonight. Shout out to my Twitch followers. If you guys are not following us on Twitch, go ahead and hit that follow button and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, Twitch, obviously. Go ahead and follow us. You guys are cool. We like the haters who want to come in and clown. We're not going to call you guys haters because you guys are just in here clowning and that's cool.
Speaker: I bet you they don't come up. That's cool. You guys clown on us, we clown on you. This is what he wants. This is his show. Right there's the link. Right there's the link. Tony put it in there, copy and paste that. Pull on us. Trust me, we want to see if you're going to do it for them and then they don't take the invite. Oh, hell, like the invite. Oh, it's out there. Trust me. Tony puts it in there. Or to move it to Tony D. All right.
Speaker: Nick you just sent me a message said you're on a mission. Yeah, I am on it I See you now Get me on a fucking pod This guy don't do a fake accent told what are you doing? Yeah fucking yank. I'm really spot, bro. I
Speaker: What's happening, man? How's the hashtag going to fucking post? Ladies and gentlemen, this is why I had to call that TikTok bullshit. Yo, yo, you fucking American fuck. How's about you listen to me? Let's go, man. Check for you. What's happening, bro? What's happening? What's going on, man? See, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker: I know you're having fun. I know you're drunk. Look at him. The link was sent. The invite was sent. And my man pulled up on us. Came in here and pulled up on us.
Speaker: Look at him. Look at him. You hear that air time? Look. Yeah. Tony D. My boy, man. How's it going? My chocolate skin, bro. How you feeling my boy? What's up? You little house of pain looking like how you doing? Yeah, my motherfucker, man. Come on, big boy. Yeah, boy. Come on, my fucking homies.
Speaker: What are you saying? I like you. I like you. Yo, Brian. Look, bro. Look, I'm impersonating you, bro, ain't I? Thank you. The shade's on, eh, Brian? Thank you. Ray -Bans, too. Ray -Bans, too, brother. You know what? Ray -Bans is going with the best. And impersonation is the best for a flattery. Jess. Jess, man. We need to get us Jess, man. He's not in bar fucking so heat. He's not in bar so heat.
Speaker: Tony boy, Tony boy with the glasses on, Tony boy. Tony and Glick, man, you're my homeboys. Brian, I know we've got the glasses on. Jeff, mate, you've been smoking that fag for rules, mate. Time you put that done. You are the man. I'm the fucking man, you know it, bro. I'm the fucking man.
Speaker: Yeah. Tony D shook right now. Tony D shook. He's like, oh **** I put the link in there. Tony D. Tony D. Tony, I tell you I've come and hooked up, man. My American boys, where you go from? Texas. Texas. You **** redneck **** man. You **** rednecks, ain't y 'all? Tony's in bread.
Speaker: Yeah, man. You ain't not but I'm in red, redneck, brother. Well, you're from the fields. I'm not fucking him, man. Fuck the lot, Yeez, man. Give us a fuck Texas one time. Fuck Texas, man. Fuck Texas. Fuck America. Fuck the lot, Yeez, man. Yeah. Fuck Ohio, I know, mate. Fuck Ohio, I know. I'm with you, fuck Ohio. You was not lucky they fucking jihadis didn't get tees before the Scottish and the British got tees, man. I'm telling you, Yeez, man. We'd have took down more than the two towels.
Speaker: I'm down. I don't need to see right now. What? Calm down. Calm down before you get your teeth thrown in the harbor again. Yeah, that's a good one, brother. Ain't it? I'll shake that fucking beard off your face quicker than you can say, Mississippi, motherfucker. It's right here. What do you say? Good luck with that. It's right here. Jeff, this earth's coming out five million. You're gonna get it, big boy.
Speaker: We use Brian. Shut the fuck up, man. That's the first time you spoke the ages. You fucking clown. Shut your mouth. Can we get this beer, big boy, with your baby beard ass? What, bro? You mad because you can't grow a beard like that. You talk about your fucking clown, man. You know how it goes, man. I keep it to them. That hank's fucking been going too long. Your mom loves my beard. That's a good one, fat boy. I'm sorry, your mum. Your mum. Your mum.
Speaker: Come on, mate. I want to kiss you. Come on. I want to kiss you. Come on. I'd like a billy go... That's disgusting, mate. What do you think of homosexuals? No, no. I'm talking about your moon. Talking about your mom. No, shut up. Come on. You've had one too many beers tonight. Far arse, ain't you? Hold on a minute, man. Let me get a shout -out to my boys back home. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker: a day walker. You're saying brain. Now he's playing Call of Duty. Yeah. Can you still hear that? Hey, hey, hey, how she'd, where are you from, man? How she'd, man. Hey, I'm fake. High school mate, Glasgow, Scotland. Glasgow, Scotland. Hey, Tony, you're familiar with Scotland, aren't you? Not as much as you are.
Speaker: Not as much as you are. All right. I'm trying to be nice. Oh, no, that's Ireland. No, she's yeah. Well, I'm trying to be nice. I tried to be nice. He's trying to be nice. I'm trying to be nice.
Speaker: Right, what did you say? I can't understand what you're saying. I was just asking Tony if he was familiar with Scotland. I think we should have to fucking hear him be Scotland. Did you call that nice? Well, yeah, I mean, I could have said a whole lot of worse things. I've never been to Scotland. I know you haven't been to Scotland. Can't be Scotland, man. Can't be Scotland. Tony, have you treated your people nice? You treat my people nice? Yeah, talking about Americans and that, ain't it?
Speaker: See Tony, you are like, they took it racist. I know, man. How did they take it? Why did you take it racist, bro? I didn't take racist. I didn't take racist. I was like, what do you mean by people? No, I was meaning, obviously, I know you're a brother and stuff, man. But you know what I mean? I was talking about Americans. Y 'all treat Americans nice over there? Aight, man. Kid, no. Do we fuck? We hate Americans. I've never heard anything bad about Americans in Scotland. I'll be honest about that. What?
Speaker: I've never heard anything bad about Americans in Scotland, I have not. Nah, man. Americans are basically us, Scotland, you know what I mean? Tony. But I did not realize how many famous people came out of your country that we were familiar with. Like who? Sean Connery. Sean Connery. I knew about all the raw butler. He's Australian. He's not even a scholar. Nah, he's no fucking sharp, like fucking sharp.
Speaker: I think Shayna Easton's from up there too. What was that quiz that Jeff was doing all about earlier, man? That was bonus shit. Winter. So you're always on Scotland? I'm always for Scotland. Of course I'm always for Scotland, mate. Tell you what, man. Not a mace. Not the two most memorable things I remember in my life. One, the twin towels coming down, right?
Speaker: And two, Osama bin Laden getting executed. So, and America obviously had a part of playing both of them. So... I gotta say, I really don't think you're Scottish. I think you do an amazing accent. Why would I fucking pretend to be Scottish like your clown?
Speaker: because you have a ginger ass beard ain't you just a Yankee motherfucker from Texas what you wear your skirt over here and yanks my dandy how's that sounds
Speaker: That's a good one. How about you stop shooting weans in schools? How about you stop shooting children? If you're Scottish, if you're really Scottish, I'm totally on board. I'm digging you. I think you're awesome. I think you're great. Thank you, mate. Thank you. But if you're not Scottish, then I got a question, though. Tony, did my body you ask a question any time, mate? If you're really from Scotland, how are we Yankees?
Speaker: How are you Yankees? All Americans are Yankees to the Europeans. What? Yeah, no, we are. You're the biggest Yankee in the room. You're from New York. Is that the 20 days for New York? Bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, b
Speaker: Tony. What do you think? I didn't expect that shit. That shit was awesome. Grr. It's me who like to wear my P .U .A. I'm from the floor. It's just my niggas talk. I'm a little girl. You know what? You know what, man? Aye? Who you get that from? What? Who you get that from? What do you get out of digital media? From who? What? Who you get that from? I'm pop smoke, mate. I'm pop smoke.
Speaker: You pop smoke? I'm real life pop smoke. Grr! Jeff's in Mexico. What do you gotta say about Mexicans? I don't like Mexicans one bit. I don't like Jeff one bit either. I'm not a big fan of Jeff at all, man, to be honest with you. He's been stinking the joint out all night with his shite questions.
Speaker: He's got to go. You know what they say about opinions. They're all like assholes. They all stink assholes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jeff. No problem, man. Let's get you a health transplant. Salty tonight. See you, bro. Jeff, they've been clad on your hair all night, bro.
Speaker: I don't care. I'm weighing you up, Jeff, man. I'm weighing you up. Oh, I don't give a fuck. And honestly, and I've said this before, nothing you can say, nothing you can say can insult me. I mean, Jeff has been friends with me for 25 years. Ah, Jeffrey, I'm weighing you up, man. I'm weighing you up. You're taking it well. I know. I am. I don't give a fuck. I'm weighing you up, man. Do you think if I was really trying to end you up that bad, that come on and set your own ways?
Speaker: You know what the great thing about an Irish accent is? I'm no Irish, you fucking stupid American fuck. Scottish accent, Irish accent, whatever. It's all the same, you know what the great thing about it is? What is it? Y 'all clown on me for being an alcoholic, but even when they're 100 % sober, they sound... I'm no sober, I'm no sober, you're a cop. Way drunker than I have ever been on this show. What? What?
Speaker: Did you say? I said that when I'm, they clown on me for being an alcoholic. Aye. But you guys always sound drunk as fuck compared to me. Aye, that's fair enough, mate. That's a fair point. That's a fair point. Use that, Americans. Basically, I speak Irish and Scottish because I am an alcoholic. So I understand your drunken ass language.
Speaker: I've got I'm gonna go ahead and say this to fuck it. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Speaker: God damn it, Tony. I have never wanted her on the show so much as much as I want her on the show right now. Tony's got a bubble. That's what I was hitting that when I said. I've got a woman that I've been close with for about two years. No way, man. No chance, mate. I send her on coming out there to see her. Send her. Fucking no, it's soon as well. If I pop up here, would she say something crazy about you? Would she call you fake or would she say you were genuine? Oh, you say I'm legit, mate. You say I'm legit. Get it on right now.
Speaker: What are you gonna do?
Speaker: Tony, I'm telling you, that's why I said the Scottish thing earlier. I wanted you to bring her up. I've never asked you to bring her up. You know our differences, Tony D. I want you to bring her up.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Tony and I, actually, it was a private conversation between Tony and I. So I'll go ahead and a little behind the scenes for you, ladies and gentlemen. There you go. Her and I had our differences. Oh, Jesus. I can't speak for her, but I speak for myself. I wish nothing but the absolute best for her. Before, I really enjoyed her streams. I liked what she did. I like what she plays.
Speaker: And until she blocked me, even though we had our differences, I still listened because I liked what she did. I don't do it about how far you through that Glick. So, Tony, are you phoning us in? But I will not be disrespected.
Speaker: expected not to reciprocate the disrespect. Yes, yes. Stay on point, please. But I would love for her to come up here. I would absolutely love it. Brian's on him. You're good, Brian. I would absolutely love it, Tony. How good is that? I have no ill will. I have no ill will. I'm not gonna
Speaker: I'm not going to be confrontational. She's cool. I'll be cool. But, you know, it goes with anybody. It goes, and that goes for anybody. I'll be cool with anybody. Like these guys tonight, you guys were all in the chat. Hashi, we brought you up here. We had all your friends in here and we was all
Speaker: Uh, joking and laughing and busting balls. Gluck. Gluck. Gluck. Let me tell you, have you been snuffing the past season eight? Yeah. And that's cool. That's fun. Gluck, you sound as if you've been snuffing cocaine, man. You're getting proper deep honors, man. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like I would drink, I would drink some pints with this guy. I didn't even want to lie to you. 100%. Bro, I drink a pint of you and all. Tony, can I ask Tony a question, Gluck? Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. I like how you say my name.
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Speaker: but she did show up in the comments and I said hello to her earlier tonight I have told Tony
Speaker: you know, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like
Speaker: Hash -heed. Hash -heed, that's what I said. Aye, I'm a hash -heed. That's what it means. Do you know hash? Like, smoke weed. I know what hash is, and I know what weed is. Aye, like, so I'm a hash -heed. Look, there she goes, mate. She's pushing herself. She knows I'm from Glasgow, mate. You just smoke weed? What? What? Mate, I'm telling you, Glick, mate, this bird knows that much. Mate, look, she knows it's funny.
Speaker: Sometimes he calls me Gluck. Like he's one thing, wouldn't he? Tony, get her involved, Tony. Get her involved, mate. Drop me a link, for fuck's sake. Drop her the link. Drop her the fucking link, Tony. She's probably got to be passionate on me. Like you just didn't know, I was the first one to call him out and say that I don't think he's real.
Speaker: just so you know. Who doesn't think I'm new? I mean, I think I just put on an accent. Yeah, I'm putting on an accent, mate. You're fucking hot at me. I think you're putting on an accent. I think you're putting on a character. I said that. My professional Scottish fact checker coming in. Come on. Come on. I ain't never put this night for you to come in.
Speaker: You know, I've never been hyped for you right now. Come on, girl. Come on, girl. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yes, she comes, man. Give it to me. El Gato is in the house. What's happening? El Gato. That's not who I wanted. I don't know. There she is.
Speaker: What the fuck's going on with the camera? Hang on. Yo, I used to be Edin, but I like it. I'm from Edin, but I like it. Aha. Yo, why tell these cunts that I'm real? You are definitely from Glasgow. That's a Glasgow gentleman. Yeah, you go, mate. I fucking tell you. I was trying to explain this before that Glasgow and Edin are saying nothing like each other. No, we're different. I know, man. Well, yeah, it's kind of like a picture. There's different variations of a picture.
Speaker: Can we find out what the fuck's going on with the camera at the left? Elgato, let me see you, man. Let me see you. Let me be honest with any and everybody. Are you on your phone or are you on your computer? I'm on the desktop. She's on the desktop, man.
Speaker: Why? Ken, she's on the desktop like Ken. Now hang on, wait a minute, he said Ken. Now that's an Edinburgh thing. Because I'm taking a piss at you, Foxy. Yeah, but they don't understand that. Oh, they do. No, we don't understand that. Oh, that wasn't me taking a piss at you. Actually, one of my neighbours is from Glasgow. I need to make a public service announcement. El Gato.
Speaker: I was asking for it. I was begging for it
Speaker: outside of living that you was begging for. You know, she doesn't give a **** like you don't. Oh, I know she doesn't give a ****. That was not. Have you not seen her and I go back and forth? Yes. You gotta listen to me. That was my. But the fact that I was begging for it and I wanted it. She showed up. She showed up as monumental. That's my. It was monumental that I was asking for it.
Speaker: Yeah, like, we were like, this is like, that's what I'm saying, like. So much of etiquette. Get on your noteworthy. And I've said it multiple times. Listen here, you little fuck. You talk bad about me again. I'm a fucking kickstart. Listen here, I'll beat you up in red. I didn't step, child. You are. Yeah, fuck you. God, you fucking stop saying to me, you fucking shit, but for fucking machine help. Jeff, you can dump them. Sorry, Jeff. But you know, you can get rid of them. Jeff, you have the floor more than I do.
Speaker: ladies and gentlemen everybody everybody stop let me tell y 'all something right now if you ever wondered why there was ever an interest in this woman watch her right now and watch how she does you've already seen some of it in two minutes go hell and go hey spunky oh shit jeff i mean i realized what was wrong with the camera i'm not gonna deal with stupid shit hello i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry one second one second
Speaker: Jeff, you finally pulled fucking rank. You finally... I didn't even hear what he said. You finally pulled rank. You finally pulled rank. People ranked this. I'm not going to be talked to like that. I don't give a fuck. At the end of the day, I'm just as part of this show as anybody else. If you don't fucking like it, don't fucking show up. Hob G Jeff, triple R in the building giving you props, Jeff.
Speaker: I told you guys that all the time. Beat you like the red -headed stepchild you are, you fuck.
Speaker: Just dropped his ass because he was coming in here talking a lot of craziness. Now, here's the thing. Helen, I'm going to tell you exactly what it was. Your camera did freeze. That's fine. You can turn it back off. Not a problem. I do want to thank you for showing up. Thank you for showing up. He actually begged for you to come up and just to verify him because he wasn't sure about who he was. Now, the fact that you came up here, even though the two of you have issues, is monumental. I can't say nothing else. The fact that you came up here and verified who he was because you wanted to make sure that he was somebody who was saying he was because we've never heard an accident. It didn't sound real. And you actually verified two things off the rip. Thank you.
Speaker: It sounded extremely staged. A Glasgow accent is a really strong accent. And the other thing he was trying to explain to you about the name was hash heed. So heed is like slang for head. So it's in pot head. That's what his name translates to, right, hash. Jeff, it's on you, man. It's your call.
Speaker: So I don't understand, obviously he's gone before I got in here, so I missed what happened. He dropped down because... Jeff kicked him out because he was attacking Jeff. He was coming in. He seemed like he was already in the first place, but in the chat is him and a couple of other accounts. We don't know who the hell they are. When he said he was from Glasgow, I was like, I do know somebody from Scotland who would say he was real when they call you out or not. He was like, bring her up. So you verified it.
Speaker: I mean, I don't know the guy. No, I didn't. No, no, no, no, we didn't know. I think his accent was legit. I think that I think he is from Glasgow. The sound on the on the West Coast. Yeah, no, we didn't think we didn't think you know the idea about Scotland except for you. And I had made the comment. You're right. You did. I do the Loch Ness Monster. I don't know whether his accent was real or not. He's a Loch Ness Monster.
Speaker: I said, the only person who has been here is Tony. And I think he took it as me taking a dig at him or a shot at him. And I really wasn't. It was my job. You usually are taking a dig. Come on. Be fair. It's what we do here. We all take shots at each other. You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right.
Speaker: And then, as it progressed, I was like, Tony, I'm telling you to bring her up again. The fact that Glick just apologized makes him the champ. No, like I said, outside of the problems that, and Helen, I said this to Tony, and I don't know if he told this to you, and I'm gonna go ahead and put it out there on the air. I'm gonna put it out there on our show. Outside of our actual issues that we've had on air,
Speaker: I was a fan of what you do, your radio show. I liked it, outside of before you and I had problems. And then up until you blocked me, I still liked it. I still listened to it. I still, you know. Right, but you have to understand that there's a reason why I blocked you. Well, there's a reason why people don't like me. I'm an asshole. But you also have to understand why people don't like you.
Speaker: And that's okay, but the difference between you and I, Glick, is I'm not broadcasting every week.
Speaker: making snidey digs about you and you know making comments about you it is to be fair for several months on the trot every broadcast there was something being said about me to tony every fucking broadcast three times a week that's the difference between you and i like i'm not talking about you i'm not on the internet talking about you that's not i'm not on the internet talking about you or you did for a considerable amount of time there were digs that were shot
Speaker: And I shot, and I fired shots when they were shot at me across the board or not necessarily me. I haven't told that that's not true. That's not true. I don't know what shots you think have been taken at you by me, but it's very much a one way thing. You're not, you're not under discussion in any kind of way. I'm not on the internet talking about you. Whoa, see, see, see.
Speaker: get super angry and. I'm not angry. I'm just, I'm just responding to what it is that you're saying. So I'm here. Let's just be real. Yeah. I mean, we can be real. I never addressed anything unless it was, unless it was, unless it was at me. And then I kind of, and then I caught a lot of grief from a lot of people because I stood up for Tony.
Speaker: And I'm not saying you, I'm not saying you. I'm just saying in general, we caught a lot of grief. And it's not even me, it's us as a whole. As a whole, yes. We got a lot of grief because I stood up for Tony D. And Tony, and Helen, you can agree or disagree with this, you probably know Tony better than any of us. I mean, let's be honest and let's be frank. You probably know Tony better than any of us. But we also know that Tony has a tendency to
Speaker: Oh, he gets aggravated and agitated and then he kind of lets things slide. And that's not me. But I caught 17 different kinds of hell across the board for a situation. And at the end of the day. Right. You'll have to be clear on what you mean by a situation. Because that's vague and I don't know what situation you're referring to.
Speaker: Well, there was a situation with accusations being thrown at Tony for being a bad dad and it has nothing to do with you. Nothing to do with me, right? Okay. There were accusations being thrown at Tony for not picking up for people and not choosing the quote unquote right side. And Tony's a lot like me. Again, nothing to do with me. A little bit. Tony's a lot like me.
Speaker: Tony and I like to hear both sides. And I've told Tony a million times. As far as this show goes, it's always open. It's always open. Well, anybody's welcome to come up here. If you've got problems with us, if you don't like us, if you don't like me, if you don't like Jeff, come on up here. I hear your agreement says, what's your channel? I've asked you it as well. That's all good. But I've got my own platform if I wanted to fucking tear on you, Glick. That's what I don't understand. You make a point of
Speaker: digging at tony about me and you did do right up until that oh i don't think it tony about you right until that right up until that whole bullshit with that fucking fake account that put us all out there that with that video with us with
Speaker: yes uh -huh and you made an agreement with Tony to not talk about me anymore oh yeah right but then still even after that made a point of i mean i think when you're referring to getting catching hell i think it was specifically
Speaker: in reference to a stream that you called me a whore on. I think a lot of people boycotted your show because of that incident and around about the same sort of time Pena came up and there was a conversation with Pena. I don't think I ever called you off. You did? I've seen some things. No, no, I'm sorry, Glick. And the replay's still there. You absolutely called me a whore.
Speaker: And it was in reference to, and that was a particularly hurtful thing, it was in reference to someone who had exposed themselves to multiple women, myself included. And in that context of that, you chose to blame them for their poor.
Speaker: What do you mean? You don't have to explain. You don't have to explain. Expose yourself. If I whip my dick out right now, I expose myself. That's what I thought. The obvious, Jeff. The obvious. Yes, the obvious. I just want to be clear. You're a recent winner. For something that someone else did, not only to myself, but to multiple women, in that context, I think people had an issue with that.
Speaker: And that's why Pena came in to discuss that with you. And then a collective decision was made by a group of people to boycott nonsensical nonsense broadcast because of that whole scenario where you went at Pena, but Pena was trying to bring up the fact that you'd called me a whore. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: trying to choose the right word. You know what, fuck it. I've done this before, I'll do it again, whatever. If I spoke out of turn, I apologize and I am sorry, but Pena has never, Pena has never come up on this show to address anything.
Speaker: Pena would not come up on this show. Pena would not come up live with me. The discussion that I had with Pena and the problem that I had with Pena and I'm trying to use your name unless you want me to. The problem I had with Pena had nothing to do with any of that.
Speaker: and the discussion that was had was with Penia was in private. Penia would not come up live with us. Penia came up into the broadcast immediately after the whole situation with Kevin and what was said about Tony. Yeah but you do realise my whole problem with Penia
Speaker: was the Kevin situation. Right, but as part of the same collective conversation around the same kind of time and in the context of talking about those adhesion with Kevin, that was when you called me a whore. So that was also addressed when Pena came up into the conversation Glick. And like I say, people saw that. People saw the way you spoke to Pena and the conversation around it. And that is why so few people come in. And correct me if I'm wrong. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker: Tony and I had a conversation after that.
Speaker: I don't remember Penia coming up on a live broadcast. You did. But there was a broadcast that we did. And Tony asked me outside of the show, hey, a little behind the scenes, let me go and pull the curtain back. Tony said, hey, can you delete this broadcast? Can you not post this broadcast? And I'm not the one that's going to delete anything or cut anything out or anything like that. Because Penia had asked you to, correct? No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: No, Pena asked me to delete the broadcast where Tony came on here. And Tony was talking about Kevin. Tony was mad because of what Kevin had said. I did not delete that one. But we did a whole broadcast. I might have been the one. And I'm going to. Just the one I went off on. Just the one I went off on. Tony, well, I think it was a broadcast that we did. Jeff was quiet. I went off.
Speaker: I know I said some horrible things. I know Tony said some horrible things. I know there was a lot of people in the chat that said some crazy ass thing. And then afterwards, Tony said, hey,
Speaker: can we not post this? I'm not a guy who's going to... I don't know which that is. I don't remember either. But the one I'm referring to was the same one where Tony had come in and he was trying to talk to you about what was discussed with the whole Kevin situation. He was trying to talk about that as a situation. He was trying to talk about what had happened with Kevin and you
Speaker: changed it and turned it into a conversation about the whole I don't want to say the guy's name who exposed himself but you changed it and diverted it to that to be a conversation and Tony was kind of like it was like he was referring to Kevin and you were referring to this other person who exposed himself and in the context of that called me a whore. That might have been the one that got deleted for Tony's request.
Speaker: I'm going to be 100 % honest with you. There's been an entire episode that has been deleted and scrubbed and never posted. And there has been issues per Tony's request. Those of you who think that
Speaker: I don't respect you. You're always eating. Don't think I respect Tony or respect his request that I have gone through and edited and wiped out entire segments. And it's no excuse.
Speaker: like i will tell you you've got to understand why i blocked you when you're sitting there calling me things like a lummox when you're sitting there calling me things like whatever the fuck it is i can't remember not everything is directed at you no but it's pretty evident when things are directed and like i say you did have a conversation with tony after that whole video shit trolling whoever the fuck that was it was you did have it you did say you i wouldn't be mentioned and then you've still proceeded to mention me
Speaker: And I haven't seen... I haven't been around or involved, nonsensical nonsense, since the day you yelled at me in the stream. No man will ever fucking love you as much as I love her, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you went off at me and you were fucking horrible. And I haven't been back in the stream since. And that was back. I think that was back on Haps. Well, I mean,
Speaker: You have. No, I have. I mean, you know what, you can call me the bad guy all day long and I'll admit to being the bad guy. I've got the odd occasional replay or whatever when people have told me that shit's been going down or someone said you need to pop in there or such. But I'm not, I haven't been supporting, I haven't been giving you any viewer numbers. Oh, I'm reading them. I'm not. I'm not. Oh, no, I have.
Speaker: But I also know that I'll be the bad guy. You can call me the bad guy all day you want. I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad guy and I speak my mind. I was suggesting the fact that you have mentioned that I blocked you and I'm trying to say to you, you have to understand. You must know that there's a reason why. I've also mentioned the fact that you blocked me and outside of our initial problems,
Speaker: that I never care. Do you? I don't want nothing but the best for you. But you also can't say that you have not involved or watched or anything else when
Speaker: I mean, not too long ago, Tony did a whole entire fucking Twitch broadcast dedicated to you. Apologize him for something he said on our broadcast about him for now and you and you and you. Somebody sent a screen recording to you and you blasted on Twitter and on social media. It was something that said on smokes. And I told Tony, no, it wasn't our broadcast or our smokes broadcast. And I told Tony,
Speaker: a couple of weeks ago that you guys need to establish behind the scenes. Oh, sorry, Tony, but I'm putting you on blast. And I told Tony that you two need to establish what the fuck you are. And you need to set boundaries.
Speaker: so that you're not going on social media, putting him on a blast, demanding apologies or anything else. And Tony's not coming online, apologizing, doing a two hour broadcast and then deleting as soon as he's done.
Speaker: Because you guys are both grown -ass fucking adults. And if you're together, you're together, and if you're not together, you're not together. The argument is that I'm in your broadcast because I said something about something that happened on Smoke's broadcast, which is a different broadcast. That makes no logical sense. What's the point you're trying to make? Other than trying to have a goal about something that's none of your fucking business, what is the point you're trying to make?
Speaker: is none of my fucking business, whether you guys are together, you're not together, you're single, you're single, what the fuck? So, so what does it make sense for you to blast all of our social media for Tony, saying he's going out of town for the weekend and he may or may not be single for you to get all butt hurt and then demand apologies.
Speaker: There was a couple of goddamn months ago. There was viewers of this show. There was viewers of this show and Tony D's Twitch broadcast where he came on there and he was pissed off at the, and he was on the show. He was pissed off. He was doing his normal broadcast. He was pissed off. He was on Smoke's broadcast. He was pissed off. And then he went off Twitch because he said, I've had enough. I can't do this shit anymore because you was putting
Speaker: a snippet from this show, from this show, and if you didn't screen record it, and if you weren't watching it, and somebody else sent it to you, then I'm gonna apologize for coming at you, and I should go with them. And then delete it as soon as he was done. Hang on, son. I'm just gonna tear up my head on what it is. You guys can establish what the fuck is going on and set boundaries. I don't understand what the point is you're trying to make.
Speaker: I don't understand what the point is you're trying to make. I've said that since you called me a whore, or since you, you know, whatever, I've not been around, right? I'm not on the internet talking about you, but I've blasted you. Well either you've been around or you've got your little, your little minions still watching our show and sending you dumb shit is what I'm saying. So, and I said, if I said that, I'm sorry, I apologize.
Speaker: I was not in the best place. I've apologized. You have to explain what I mean by outclass with your social media. What does that mean, Clay? I have. Take that time for me. If you're not watching my social, it's not mine. This is our show. This is our show. This is the show podcast. This is the so social media. If you're not watching it, then you have people that are watching what we do.
Speaker: every week, three times a week, and they are sending you shit to the point that you jumped Tony's ass and chewed him out because he said he was divorced, not single, not this or that. Thank you. That happened on - No, it happened less than two months ago.
Speaker: It happened less than two months ago because my girlfriend, her and I were talking on the phone and I was watching the goddamn Twitch screen where you came on there and you had made all your Twitter fucking posts and you had called all your fucking minions together and this is the thing, Helen.
Speaker: I'm sorry, but here's the thing. You've got all your minions together. You got on your discord and he started calling Tony D out because he said he was single or he was going on time or he was the boy. No, no. Welcome. Welcome to the reverse psychology. This is my fucking show. Are you going to be quiet? No, I'm not going to be quiet because it's my fucking show. Welcome to the real world.
Speaker: And Tony came on and he apologized and you came on there and he apologized and he said, blah, blah, blah. And that's why Tony and I had a conversation. I said, you and Helen, go ahead and leave because that's what you do. And I told Tony and Tony D. No, she left. No, she left me alone. Yeah, she left. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. I'm not going to kick her out. But Tony D, you can perform or deny.
Speaker: You came on air, you apologize, you said you made a mistake. And I told you what, two weeks ago in private, I'm pulling this curtain back. I told Tony D in private, Helen or anybody else who's listening. I told Tony D in private and a private conversation. I said, you and Helen need to establish what you are. I said, you guys need to set boundaries and you need to let it be known.
Speaker: because it's not fair to you and it's not fair to her. I was not being an asshole. I was not being a dickhead, but I said, you guys are grown adults. If you're in a relationship, you need to establish that online to be fair to everybody else. And if I call it a horror or anything else I've ever said, I have apologized multiple times. I have spent hours,
Speaker: deleting segments of the show. I have spent hours deleting whole ass broadcast. I have made it a point to not be a giant dickhead for Tony D per his request. Lady Helen lady lady, whatever you want me to call you.
Speaker: You are not going to continue to call me out as a bad guy when I have done everything to apologize and make amends to mistakes throughout all this bullshit.
Speaker: I literally apologized tonight. I said I'm sorry if I called you a whore. Multiple times. I didn't start. I have some say. I have some say. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Speaker: I get caught up in the moment, I get caught up in my emotions, I get caught up in aggravations, I am sorry. But per Tony's request, I have done everything to avoid
Speaker: making comments or and then yes I made a comment tonight but it was not a negative way it was in a way to say hey Tony this guy may be a fraud you are the most familiar one with Scotland on the show what do you think and then when Tony says that he is in talks I said bring her up bring her up
Speaker: There's only so much one guy can do to apologize and take responsibility for shit that he did not do before it becomes tiresome. And it's old. And it's anger, maybe. And if you want to play it, and this is not directed at you, Helen, in any way, shape, and or form,
Speaker: If you wanna play the victim, if that's just your goal in life to play the victim and try to catch somebody up in some goofy ass shit, whether they're baited or they're not baited, but you wanna catch somebody up in some baited ass shit, I'm not the one. I'm gonna call you out. I'm gonna call myself out. I'm gonna call Tony out, I'm gonna call Jeff out. I don't care. I'm too old for the internet games. Helen, listen to the words that I'm saying.
Speaker: Before you and I had our TIFF, I never had a problem with you. I liked what you do. Until you blocked me on social media, I still liked what you do. Even after we had our TIFF, I think it's cool. I think you do music that a lot of people outside of Scotland or Europe don't get introduced to do. And if you don't like me, show it.
Speaker: And if a group of bottle fed baby goats boycotted me, so be it. Because I'm still here doing what I do. Tony's still here doing what he does. Jeff's still here doing what he does. Our guests come up here and they hang out with us. And damn it, God damn it, Tony, if you and her don't establish some fucking boundaries and some lines and what the fuck you are, I can't do this no more.
Speaker: I can't do this no more with you two. Establish what you are. I don't know what y 'all did in the first place. They had nothing to do with what we asked her up here. Establish what to put you into more. Wait, I have something to say. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: And I did not meet you. I did not meet your mic. I did not meet your mic and I did not know I did. I did. I muted your mic. Don't wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Tell me to shut up one more fucking time. See what happens. Who told you to shut up? Chris. Don't do that. We were we were going back and forth. Don't you hurt Mike. I didn't do that.
Speaker: I muted your mic for one reason. I will fully admit I muted your mic for one reason, one reason only. You were both talking over each other. I was going to mute your mic, let Chris say his piece, then mute Chris's mic. Chris, you say your piece, Alan. That is why I muted your mic. And the only reason I didn't get to say so was because, right, that is not on Chris. That is on me. Number one. Number two. I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker: I'm gonna tell you right now. Shut up. I'm talking. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me finish. You talk for like four hours. Shut the fuck up. Let him talk. Here's, here's, here's my... Tony, you did this. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I blame you, Tony. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: Her and I needed this. We needed to yell and scream at each other. Okay, and I get that. We're still here. And Helen, I do apologize for giving your mic, but I was going to give you your point. I was going to give you your chance to speak and I was going to shut Chris the fuck up. My point is this. Chris has apologized multiple times. Nobody's saying anything because I'm speaking. Chris has apologized multiple times. You're still stuck on the same
Speaker: thing months ago even tonight he apologized you're still stuck shut the fuck up he apologized months ago he apologized tonight you're still stuck on one little word art and and this is going to sound mean it's going to sound like i'm an asshole but does it really affect your day to day
Speaker: that somebody called you a name. I'm sorry, Tony, what's the old additive? Sticks and fucking stones may break my bones. Words can never hurt me. As for Hashi, I kicked you off for one reason, one reason only. You're being an asshole. I've been in this show since the beginning.
Speaker: There is no reason to call anybody out on the show. And I'm saying it now, I've said it before, I'm saying again, the next person that calls people out on this fucking show is done. They're never allowed on the show again. I'm done with it. I'm so tired of the bullshit. The world has got bigger fucking problems than the shit that goes on in individual lives. Oh my God. Literally look at the world. We're on the brink of war.
Speaker: We're on the brink of fucking everything crashing around us. And you're bitchin' about this fucking shit. That's not affecting your day to day. You'll die. Let me make it very clear. Ellen, if you're still here. This is the last time I'm doing it because as Jeff said, I've done it multiple times. This is the last time I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make it very clear.
Speaker: I do apologize for anything that happened in the past. I personally was dealing with a lot of shit. And so I do apologize if you were ever offended or ever got mad at me or anything like that. Tony and I have had private conversations. I feel like I've done a very good job of not being a giant asshole. I purposely try not to be. Um,
Speaker: Anything that I've ever said that has offended you, then I'm sorry. But this is what we do. This is our show. We come in here, we have fun, we hang out, we bust each other's balls. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
Speaker: And it's what we do. We bust each other's balls. They make fun of me for my relationship fails. They make fun of me for the fact that I've had, since this show started, I've had multiple relationships that have failed. And they've made fun of the fact that I'm the common denominator. It's jokes. It's hyperbally. It's satirical. It is what it is. It's what we do. Stop taking yourself so seriously and just laugh.
Speaker: But if I have offended you and this specifically goes out to Helen, I am sorry. And I have talked and like I said, I have made it a very clear point to not joke and make jokes in your way.
Speaker: Can I talk now? But to say that you're not watching the show or blah, blah, blah, blah, you're not associated with the show when less than two months ago there was a screen recording of our show that came from your social media, demanded an apology from Tony and everything else. Again, either you was watching or somebody, one of your minions were watching. And you can boycott us if you want because there's still plenty of people that watch us and there's still plenty of people that like what we do.
Speaker: I mean, because 99 .99999 % of the time, we don't care what we do. We don't care, man. We don't care. So, but yes, I sincerely apologize. I'm trying to choose my words. I'm just going to say, I'm sorry.
Speaker: It's the past. Let it be and move on. I wish nothing but the best for you. I hope you succeed. I hope you continue to flourish.
Speaker: I, I, whatever it is between you two, I hope it works out. Tony knows that I, despite what I say on the show, I would hope that Tony knows that behind the scenes, I have his back and I, and I should afford it. And I support you guys. I'll just start a GoFundMe for this goofy son bitch to go to Scotland. Then I will.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, man. Go Scotland, man. Anyway, Jeff, mate, I just, I want to come on and apologize, man. I know where we fell there on, brother. I just want you to say that you're sorry too, because I know I did go for you, but I think if you apologize, you would be. What? No, I do apologize. However, I've said it a million times.
Speaker: I do not tolerate the bullshit. No, me neither. Me neither, but Jeff. It's not you, it's not you, brother. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I've been quiet for like hours. I just felt as if you were talking over me. No, no, no. Do you know what I'm saying? I just felt as if you were trying to talk over me. It just felt as if every time I tried to speak that you were talking over me.
Speaker: How? I literally sat here silent almost the entire time. No, no, no, I just meant from earlier on. That was all. But I'm sorry that I came across that way, Jeff. No, here's my thing. And yeah, I did not either. You were the straw, broke the camel's back. Over the past couple of months, we've had a bunch. Let me explain.
Speaker: sorry sorry sorry it's a bad connection over the past couple months we've had people in the chat say stupid shit about us about the show and at the end of the day these people do not have content they're nothing but keyboard warriors and i'm sick and tired of the keyboard warrior bullshit
Speaker: Yes, if somebody said something stupid to me on Facebook, I don't have time for that shit. I got the problem is, is we get so many people. Guys, I was given your shirt, but I've come on the podcast and I'm here.
Speaker: Yeah, we get so many people in this circle of idiots who like to move here and chime in and then get butt hurt when we go back at them. Know me, know me. Mama Glick, how you doing? Mama Glick. Oh, this was phenomenal. Oh, shit. This was phenomenal. Matter of fact, everybody sees what I go through over the past hour. Who's this? Who's this?
Speaker: A VIP of the broadcast. A VIP. The last time you said that, Tony, a fucking domestic gets started. Yes. Now, Tony, what was that you were eating, Tony? Shrimp pasta. Shrimp pasta, man. Fucking hell, man. How many bowls of that did you have? It was one, god damn it. You only saw one bowl. What the fuck? Brother, it looked as if you were eating it for ages. I was fucking hungry. You were fucking hungry? Fuck me, man. It looked like it. It looked like it was feeding time, man.
Speaker: This dude eats every episode. Every episode. If Tony doesn't eat... I'm new. I'm new around here, Jeff. Jeff, how many fucking cigarettes have you smoked as well? Tony. Tony. Oh, this is my second pack. Your second pack? What are you smoking, Jeff? What are you smoking? Yeah. No, what are you smoking? Albra. Chesterfields. Fucking hells. The Nice. Chesterfields, yeah.
Speaker: Many dollars are there a pack? They're smooth. The smooth, okay, okay. Four. Four dollars. They're 25 in a pack. What, four dollars? Yeah, four dollars a pack. There's 25 in a pack. Yeah, there's 25 in a pack. What the fuck? I need to move to America. That's Mexico. Oh, did you get them from Mexico? Everything's cheaper in Mexico. Holy shit. Where the bitch in Mexico are you? I live in Mexico.
Speaker: No, it's from Cancun. I'm in Cancun, Mexico. Who the fuck answered that? Who the fuck was that? Was that Brian? I've lived in Cancun for 20 years. Brian. You'll have to make it for 20 years. Brian does have a voice. Here, Jeff. I've been to a place called Cozumel. My life's from here. Jeff. Oh, yeah. Cozumel, I can get to Cozumel. Right, Mum, I'll work. There you go. I've been to a place called Cozumel before.
Speaker: I thought it was 45 minutes. I ain't talking to you, damn it. You finished your conversation. I'm waving in chat. Well, fuck it off, man. I was fucking waving to you, motherfucker. So how do you guys all know each other? Do you know that squad? They say we met you online. Chris, how are you? Nah, no chance. Really? No, seriously. I met these two online. I met Brian online. Yeah. Well, Chris and I went to high school together. And you and who? You and Chris met me at high school.
Speaker: Right, I just want to bring it back a wee bit. Glick, if you don't mind me asking, what the fuck was that all about? You and that bitch, that girl? Damn it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got exactly. I'm going to help you out. I'm going to help you out. He's Scottish. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: Not his derogatory term. I get it. We're not from over there, so we're not going to call her a bitch. I'm sure if she helped me say that, you know, I'm going to joke now. We're not going to call her that. We're not going to call her that. Her and I have a little bit of a history. We don't see the eye to eye.
Speaker: And, you know, um, unfortunately, it's just, just not a very good history, even though I have made multiple attempts to apologize and be the bigger person and be done with it.
Speaker: Some people haven't. So what happened? I don't understand where the beef came from. Yeah. So some people like to grow the beef and some people. Even though they instigate and antagonize shit. But at the end of the day, it is what it is. I hope nothing but the best for her. I hope nothing but the best for her and Tony and whatever the hell is going on.
Speaker: fair enough
Speaker: I see a lot of things, and I don't speak on a lot of things, and that's not just directed at her. It's directed at a lot of people. But no, I really do. I really do hope nothing but the best for her. I hope that she continues to grow.
Speaker: actually, at the end of the day, you know what? I'm gonna reiterate this on Monday, Tony, just so you know. I'm done apologizing. I'm done being the bigger person. I'm done fucking taking the blame and hating on for other people and their bullshit. From here on out, you're held accountable for your own dumb shit. So if you come at me or you come at this show sideways,
Speaker: because at the end of the day, I ain't hard to find. I'm everywhere. I'm not definitely dodging behind fucking block accounts or fake accounts or anything else. After tonight, fucking speak on this podcast or you speak on me or anybody involved with this podcast, ill, and I hurt your feelings when I find out, fuck you. And that's not directed at Helen, just so you know, Tony D.
Speaker: and I hurt your feelings, then fuck you.
Speaker: that's directed as a whole. I already know. I already said this. That was more. We've let you know that for your benefit than anybody else. Oh, yeah. I don't want my man catching **** for for for for for **** that he's not even. I want to catch. Listen, I can't **** for this show and that's only one of the aspects. Did you
Speaker: Yeah, Tony. I already assumed that people are so. Did he drop out already? Yeah, we know who Brian is. Brian is the homie. Wow. No, I think he said his phone. Yeah, he dropped out. Wow. Wow, really? Oh yeah, Brian, you're going to love this replay. I read it again. If you're so offended, you know what?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: You think you say hi to your son you haven't talked to in like two or three months? Did you miss the previous comment where she said, okay, what shit did you dig? Did you guys dig now? She was talking to all of us. You didn't see that, did you? No, I've seen it. Okay. It's a, it's a, it's a stereotypical easy comment. Everybody says that when they come in here and we're on a rant. Yeah. No, but no one should come in and say hi to everybody. Okay.
Speaker: Y 'all goofy bastards, unapologetic motherfuckers. Here's my issue. If you're so offended. Don't even call or text me now. Don't even call or text me now. Or any time after this. Just keep it how it's been. They don't hold back. I agree. That's what I've known. They don't hold back over there. I already knew that. I don't hold back. I agree. I agree. I have a friend here from Scotland. Right. They don't hold back on shit.
Speaker: Oh no, her and I have come to arguments where it's like we can't even be in the same room together. But once again, if you're so offended by what somebody says, what somebody does, or what you've heard about someone, why fucking listen? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you gluttin' for punishment?
Speaker: Nobody is forcing you to listen to this show. Nobody is forcing you to hear what Glick says. Nobody is forcing you to hear what I say. Nobody is forcing you. There is a wonderful thing about the internet. There's four billion things you can watch. If you don't like what we say, watch something else.
Speaker: No, we said that a million times. Literally. I found this out the other day. I don't fucking care, but if you come in here in the comments, we're gonna get at you. If you come in here in the comments. Yeah. And if I happen to, like I said. I don't have time for the bullshit. Just because I don't speak on things, don't mean I don't see things. Honestly, I don't have time for the bullshit.
Speaker: I'm so focused on growing this podcast. I'm so focused on growing this show. I'm so focused on finding new ideas for this show and keeping the conversation ever changing. I don't care about
Speaker: individuals who want to just focus on drama and thrive and live on drama. And if they don't have drama, they are the most irrelevant motherfuckers on this planet. And I hate to break it to you. I hate to break it to you, but breaking news, a little PSA spoiler alert, as Tony D would say, 90 % of you goofy bastards on hafts,
Speaker: or periscope, you thrive on the fucking drama. And if there's no drama, non -existent, nobody cares about you, nobody follows you, nobody watches you, nobody likes you, nobody comments on your shit, unless there's fucking drama. Oh, and you graduated from... Well, here's my thing, here's my thing. Fucking air time. And if you don't like it, then my ass is right here and you can kiss it.
Speaker: And the good Lord, the good Lord, if you're a Christian, he put that little split right there between the ass cheeks. Don't let the doorknob hit you where he splits you. Well, no, but here's my thing.
Speaker: and not to bring up the whole religious thing again, but my wife and I, our religion kind of aspect is we believe in the laws of attraction. If you bring up drama all the time, guess what you're gonna get? You're gonna get more drama. It's karma. Oh, you missed it, madam. I, I, I,
Speaker: I honestly have zero time or respect for people that just want drama. You're in trouble. I had the butt plug. Okay. It's hard. Why do I gotta hide?
Speaker: And that's what I said, you know, if you, if you're going to come on the chat, you're going to come on the chat, you're going to put racist things or, or any things you're blocked from now on. I don't have time for it. I come on the show to detox from my fucking day because these fuckers can make me laugh.
Speaker: I'm not to put my shit out there, but it already is. I'm stuck home alone. I haven't seen my wife in three months because even though she was supposed to come back, fucking France, fuck me over. And I need this shit. So I don't fucking go crazy and jump up on a fucking bell tower and start taking fucking shots. You're better than the entire country when you should be mad at a genre. Oh, reference to higher learning.
Speaker: Oh yeah, I will, dude. If I didn't do this show, I shit you not, I would full on bell tower that shit. Because my day is so fucking stressful every single day. And I, you know, I called Chris the other day, and it was the first time in three months that I had three hours of nothing to do. And I deal with drama all day, I don't need any more of my life.
Speaker: a basket, swap clothes. Do you want something? Oh, hey, Tony, you know what to do? You know what to do when a woman comes out with a knife? I didn't work at all. Don't tell me. You take out everything you need to make a sandwich and their instinct will take over and they'll make a sandwich.
Speaker: That's what I wanted. That's what I wanted. Thank you, Nikki. I was waiting for her. I wasn't even listening to you. I didn't even know I didn't hear what she said. I didn't hear what she said. She said, fuck you, Jeff. She said, shut the fuck up. I needed that. Thank you, Nikki. What do you need to say? Well, Jeff, I have a suggestion. Yeah. You could perfect the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. It's true. Go ahead.
Speaker: And I just and if you check the link I in the private chat I set the link to where you can order some fish and cheese Remember like that the fish and cheese from school Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah thing Bob ordered me so second mix of second make a sandwich fish and cheese from school Yeah, remember back in elementary school you got the cod fit you got the pollock fish and they got the cheese and stuff is battered and deep -fried and
Speaker: We didn't have that shit in Ohio. We had pizza like normal. You guys missed out. Corn dogs. Corn dogs are good. Oh, Nick, you just made my night, I gotta say.
Speaker: That was totally worth it. Totally worth the stone face of Tony when I told the joke. For Nicky, just tell him he shut the fuck up. It's a classic. That was perfect. I couldn't have gone better if I planned it.
Speaker: Can you repeat that? I missed it. Right? I'm about to do the same thing. Well, I mean, the only thing I mean today was lunch. Lunches. I forgot to eat. Wow. Nicky, apparently. I haven't. Welcome to the world. Can't please everybody.
Speaker: That's for sure. Finally, I can't please anybody, so. Directory from the mouth of assholes, folks. Wow. Wow. I didn't know we were boycotting it.
Speaker: people. Yeah, because four people, four people. Oh, no, we're on, we're on Discord page. Let's, let's boycott him. 13 ,000 views on YouTube. Sorry. Sorry. That was kind of a reference shot. A little shot.
Speaker: No, but I'm sorry that we left it really wasn't our world and that we should all talk about the half stays. The only reason we use apps is because we were broken. Didn't have a way to buy a program like this. Let's be honest. Yeah. Let's be honest. Right. Brian is playing. I know.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, it's always when we was on house, multi -broadcast. And like Jeff said, I didn't have the money to pay for it because. Right. Brian, did you know there's a new medication out there for depressed lesbians? It's called Tricox again.
Speaker: He had to think about it but he got it. I got Sadie laughing too. It's time to go boys. It's time to go. It's time to go. It's like what do lesbians do on the period?
Speaker: What? Never heard of that one, huh? Yeah, we gotta, we gotta go. I gotta order some food. I'm hungry. I got it. Yeah. I got a, I got a beef patty melt sandwich probably in so much trouble. Right?
Speaker: Nah, Tony's in trouble. You know you are, Tony. Sadie, I would buy some chicken nuggets in your honor. Back in the doghouse again. Sleepin' with my cucumber friend.
Speaker: the
Speaker: and we can drink together. And Nikki will drink with us. Nikki will drink. Anything for free meal and a free beer. Free beer. Well, Nikki will drink all like the weird bourbon and shit that Brian drinks. I'm just like, I'm here for the steaks and beers. I'm here for the guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's wrong with that bourbon stash?
Speaker: I'm here for the guy who doesn't burn his steak. No, no. Put ketchup. What are you saying? Or use A1 steak sauce. Or A1. Ohio's 57. Tony, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. That's ketchup. That's gross. You might as well just go get you a fucking hot dog. Go get you a hot dog. Are you ready for the hot dog? Did you get some hot sauce? It's a ketchup. Make some spicy ketchup.
Speaker: What's ketchup on their steaks? I do. Are you six? Anything but fries. You sound real Canadian. That's a real Canadian thing.
Speaker: Oh, she puts ketchup on her steak too. God, Sadie, you're making this difficult. That's so wrong. It is wrong. Before I make any of you motherfuckers a nice try. Once again, you light a match under it and then eat. Oh my God. Are y 'all ready for the song or not? She validated me. God damn it, Canadians. All right, guys. We're gonna wrap the show up. Appreciate y 'all listening. Are you ready for the song or not?
Speaker: I think that one more. I didn't get one more. I didn't get one more. One more.
Speaker: Hold on, let him do the outro. Who are you? What song are you? You do the outro, then. Jesus Christ. Can I ask the band that you're going to play? I keep it nice for you, sir. I do my records on my shit. This motherfucker in space, special need cousins, May. It feels like, I'm going to play music. Oh, here it goes. No, you're not talking. You can run and do it, DJ. Don't start with me.
Speaker: First and foremost, if I was going to do a DJ show and out do a music show with me, oh my God. You sure? Don't even go down that road with me. I know more music than you will ever know in your entire life. You sure? He will am. Oh, this song was back from 1942. Well, I'm going to play this cover. And I'm going to play this cover. I'm going to help this one and all that. Those songs are 1942. And if you don't know, I think you're too young.
Speaker: If Blick don't know it, it must not be popular or black. It's called, it's called, it's called networking and building a brand and supporting other people who are coming up, Tony D. That's why we play local artists or up and coming artists. And that's why I've told - It's just you coming at me. That's why I've told the both of you. It's all about, see, see, this is, this is my thing. When I do my shit, I'm okay with it. But when I do my shit, you find something wrong with it.
Speaker: I go through that a lot. I happen to enjoy what you do, because I know the song. But when you start climbing on music that we play on here, I don't think we are playing. Who do I climb up to? Because there's a reason why you get muted on Facebook, who I climb up here.
Speaker: Me. For playing artists at no point in the world. Not the music. You're right. Did you just call me a monkey?
Speaker: I apologize to everybody from the jungle. I apologize to all of you. This motherfuckers are back.
Speaker: I don't know how much hell I would have caught if I'd have been like Tony. You know how much hell I would have
Speaker: I just want to point out, I did not say anything racist this episode. Adolf Glick Hitler. No Glick did. He started with the boys. Glick started this shit. Yeah, he did. I said nothing racist this episode.
Speaker: You feel good? You feel better? Neither did I. Congratulations one time on 241 times, Jeff. Exactly. Jeff has actually behaved for Lent. I've learned how to restrain him. I'm impressed. I am impressed. 243 shows. Jeff has not said anything racist, ladies and gentlemen. I gave up racism for Lent. I gave up racism for Lent.
Speaker: I can't with these assholes. I'm trying to give it up being an asshole if it doesn't. Trump some meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Oh, that sounds good. You're welcome. Some meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Yeah. Meatloaf and mashed potatoes, man. Oh, gravy and some corn? Yes. Yeah. Make it happen. I can't make it happen tonight. I'm going to door dash. Whatever I can play.
Speaker: Man, me a little for mashed taters and gravy sounds good. Any who, but no, as I've said to you guys, any of you gentlemen, Brian, you included, uh, any local artists in your area, hit them up. Be like, Hey, I'm on a podcast. We like to play music. I don't hear what it is. Craft.
Speaker: I've done a couple of people that I know. I played their music a couple of times already before. On here or on your show? On my show. Exact. Sadie. I mean, I'm not even a fan of EDM music, but our guy is Rock Lee. I love what he does.
Speaker: Oh, you should check out. You should check out the corporation. He doesn't fly anywhere. So I encourage you guys outside of require me leaving my house. Jeff's neighbor. His music is
Speaker: As the Mexicans say, no bueno mi amigo. You see what he's doing, but he just talking about me doing it. Y 'all see what he's doing. Correct. He just did what he accused me of doing. Correct. Tony, would you like me to send the music that Jeff's neighbor does? I'm not big on Mexican music, son. No, it's not Mexican music. They sing in English. It's just bad. Because they're not English.
Speaker: No, they sing in English. But they're not English. So it was going to snap back. Nobody from another... No, no, no. No, no. Let me clarify. Let me clarify. They are American people singing. Aren't they American? But their music is bad. That music is bad. That music is bad. I will be guilty if I assume they were in America. I see. You know what happens when you assume, Tony?
Speaker: Yeah. You make an ass out of you. No, out of you. No, their music was bad. That's why it's not even played on here. But any of you guys who have local artists and then they have a YouTube channel and that comes out to our listeners as well. Uh, listeners, if you're a fan of a local band and, and, and you want to be like, Hey, these guys are really good. We like them. Let us know.
Speaker: on all of our social media. Let us know on any and any of our social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, Twitch, which we're live on Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays at 6 p .m. And we're also on Spotify where we listen to podcasts at. Let us know. Let us know if there's a low Florida senior area and
Speaker: I'll hit them up and I'll ask them if it's okay if we play their music and as long as they're cool with it, then we'll absolutely play their music. I'm all about supporting local artists and the biggest band that we play on here is Blacktop Mojo, but Matt was on here with us a few weeks ago and they're still climbing.
Speaker: You know, they're not quite there yet, but I'm all about playing local artists, local musicians. But yeah, like I said, Jeff, his neighbors, they were just... It's like a classic rock mixed with opera thing. Yeah, no, it was just bad, man. It was just bad. So Tony... What am I fucking doing?
Speaker: reach out, Brian, reach out. You know, I'm always reaching out. I'm always, I'm always reaching out to local bands. No, I got a guy I work with. He makes music.
Speaker: And that's where we get in trouble. I mean, just because a guy makes a CD of fucking 20 songs of other artists, I can make this. You know, like we do Rock Lee. We've never gotten in trouble for any of the songs that we played of Rock Lee because they are remixes. Rocky turns it into a zone. But if you've got a guy like Rocky, let us know. Reach out to him.
Speaker: Tony, you can upload into our brand, man. When God does Christian music, I'm not playing Christian music, okay? I don't want to hear your mouth. I have no problem with that. There's some Christian music that I really like. Shit. I shit you not. Actually, the very famous band is actually a Christian rock. I can't remember what it was. Jars of Clay is awesome. I saw them rock their years ago. Jars of Clay is actually good.
Speaker: 94 I don't care what their genre of music is as long as it's good We'll play it on here. We'll support of it. We'll shout them out Cuz we're nobody you know, so we support the up -and -comers like we are It's beneficial
Speaker: I mean, I'd like to say you got to show support where support is, but we're doing all the supporting and nobody's really supporting and pushing us. Join the proud. Yeah, well, I'd like to say that, but when I'm alive, I mean, go to your YouTube channel.
Speaker: Your YouTube channel's up there tonight and I support you and I push you and it's more than you can say about our show. Oh no, you just started comparing how long I've been pushing you for the past year. You just started. Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna start putting you on, I'm gonna start putting you back on our, I'm gonna start pushing it back on your Facebook page. What the fuck is this on my Facebook page? Oh, I put a couple episodes on my Facebook page already.
Speaker: I just, I just put the number to be higher. And when you're wearing that stuff, don't judge me when I'm living in a quick stone ranch, since you guys like Yellowstone so much. Y 'all in Yellowstone. I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker: Don't you judge me when I'm at Glickstone Ranch and I'm branded motherfuckers with the GS. You got the same dream. I'm a brand. I'm a brand. I'm a motherfucker with the NSNS. NSNS is brand up right on their chest. Let me be clear. You had the same dreams I had with crypto three years ago. Good luck. Alright. By the way, my crypto is killing it. Nobody's crypto is killing. I don't know how you are.
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Speaker: I mean, but in that usually the norm with stocks and bonds, it's like a rollercoaster road. Yes. Well, the problem with XRP comes down to they are in a loss. You just made it up. It's like the fifth largest crypto. It's big. Congratulations on being the fifth largest cryptocurrency in the world when there's five. I mean, like all my Robinhood, I just have that Goge coming.
Speaker: I sold those coin. No, but I bought XRP at $0 .30 a coin. Remember when we were doing the top 10 earlier of things that people are trying to hear on social media and its wealth and achievements?
Speaker: Well, you know, in my country. Almost almost. Jeff isn't lying. Oh, I told you I bought it 30 cents. It's up to 53.
Speaker: And it has the potential to break beaten fucking Bitcoin if they win their case against the SEC. It's almost finished. They're supposed to have this.
Speaker: By mid April, they're supposed to have the decision. And if they win, which right now they are, it's supposed to fucking skyrocket to the fucking moon. Oh, yeah. I bought $4 ,000 worth at 30 cents Tony. It's up to 53 cents. I've already made money. So you're telling me to go ahead and get that on my Robinhood. Not on Robinhood. Jimmy, what? No, don't buy it on Robinhood.
Speaker: Brian. I use an app. I use an app that's only for Mexico. Crypto .com. Crypto .com is a good place. But. All right. Because the only thing I'm using is like, I'm just using Robin Hood. Oh, shit. If Ripple wins the case against the SEC, overnight, this is my thing. It'll hit $1 overnight. I actually.
Speaker: think it'll hit close to 50 i cashed out some of it so i've only got 500 shares of it well you technically have 500 coins but how many okay when you bought when you bought how much was it 20 cents it was 20 cents wow really
Speaker: Okay, so that means you got $500. If it hits what Bitcoin is right now, this will blow your mind. I got $250. It could literally beat out Bitcoin for the highest rated crypto on the market. Bitcoin right now is at 12 grand. Because I know exactly why. I know exactly why. I can, I, oh, oh, oh, God, I've been waiting on this conversation. So, next time, next time, next time, we have 4 hours, 50 minutes. Come on.
Speaker: I understand. Let me bring it up. I'm not even going to go deep into it. Ripple has the technology to send money, any amount of money you want from, let's see, if I want to send Tony 100 grand, I can do it in 30 seconds through Ripple. If I did it through Western Union, it would take 7 to 10 days. You're missing another key point.
Speaker: And I'm going to go ahead and throw this out. CBDCs. No. XRP is the only cryptocurrency coin with an executive order backing it. Yep. And it's been accepted by multiple countries right now. And if they won the SEC case, which the judge was supposed to give this decision on Friday, I think it's going to happen mid -April. No. They were saying that shit for two years. Let's assume the judge's hands now.
Speaker: I don't want to hear it until it's done. I agree. But right now I bought it 30 cents. No, no, I agree. But I'm still going to buy while it's cheap because if you buy after they make the decision, you're fucked because it's going to skyrocket. I have. I like sitting there waiting for that motherfucker to skyrocket.
Speaker: Well, here's the kicker. I did the math. If it breaks where Bitcoin is now, I will literally be sitting on $144 million. Yeah, but it won't do that for a while. I don't think it's going to do that. But even if it hits the maximum, the one dude said he's got like, the one dude said he's got like $12 million of XRP. And I was like, dude, if that breaks $500, he's going to fuck it.
Speaker: You'll never hear something again. I see you hitting the branch. I see you hitting the branch. I see you hitting the branch. Easy. Well, if it hits a branch, I have to do the math real quick. So $4 ,000, I have 80 ,000 coins. No, no, sorry, 8 ,000 coins. So 8 ,000 times 1 ,000 bucks. I'll be sitting on 8 million.
Speaker: I'll be sitting on $8 million. Go ahead, Glick. I'm trying to stop him, but you won't play the damn song. I didn't know you said you would play the damn song. And I said, Tony, what do you play it? All I asked for the artist. All I asked was the artist so I could do a proper. Oh, and I'm playing one of you, James.
Speaker: by camo joe playing with your jams so can i help the fucking artist we'll be best way after this what about the one that i just wanted the artist site or the out show what's inside on the outside day of dom and tongue time
Speaker: Oh, any young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Love me about one time Her eyes might be mine Oh, she looks up in here and smiles go bright
Speaker: They never saw me as they both went by Jealousy It's killing me I'm drinking poison hoping I don't choke
Speaker: If I think it loud enough, do you think so?
Speaker: I've been poisoned hoping I don't show
Speaker: All right. Okay. A little bit of song about that group in my opinion. It goes to Black Top Mode as always. That is a good song. I'm quite sure Glick is in the bathroom. I want to thank everybody for being here. This was a hell of an episode. Drama, no drama, topics, no topics, conversations, all conversations. This is what you're supposed to do when you live stream with people all across the world. Period. That is the story. Brian, you got any final words? You ain't even got your camera on. Jeff, you got any final words? No, I'm good.
Speaker: I'm waiting. I had a fun. I have fun. I actually I actually did feel like there was going to be some high energy tonight. It did go like I wanted it to actually took a twist. I didn't. It took a twist. I did not expect. I'm not going to lie, but this was good. This is a 10. I think some things got resolved. Even the new member was proven to be correct. Just to find himself and turn this camera on. Big ups to Hachid.
Speaker: What's up? I'm I'm going to be for real. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. Thank you for coming through. Super Gary Hopper with your craziest with your crazy ass. Who else we got up in here? Y 'all dropped a lot of damn comments on it. One of you came up. Helen, thank you for coming through. Thank you for coming on Cooper. I will tell you that I'm saying that for real.
Speaker: make sure y 'all don't have an agreement y 'all don't have any random Rick as always thank you for being here Chris technician my name motherfucker that be up in here all the damn time you got the floor click I'm done Blair my bad goddamn we got a lot of comments yeah good show mama mame allow my show late duck
Speaker: Dylan was up in the house. I need you to do the classic was in the house. I said that I said the outro on the private chat. My boy OG classic. That's my dude right there. **** y 'all motherfuckers. That's a motherfucker who regardless of how much y 'all hate me
Speaker: That motherfucker had my back. That motherfucker had my back. We roll together. We ride together. We die together. We play a voice, OG. OG and Cling is a bad voice. We get down without hip -hop and shit. I fucks with classic, because he knows some good shit with his music. I'm going to meet him through Brother Shannon, who's pushing to get him on half. So he came on, and he's done a couple of music shows that has fucked my head. I'm going to get OG on this fucking show.
Speaker: Oh, Jesus, my boy. Like I said, we ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. Oh, Jesus thing. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. Fuck. Beef, no beef. Me and him will get down and do this. Real Ted Hicks was in the house as well. So, thank you all for coming through here. Shout out to X. You know, they won't invite the white guy back on the show but.
Speaker: Okay. He's not even listening. All right. I'm gonna do a show just with OG. I'm gonna get OG and him and I can do a show together. Bad boys for life, baby. That's my dude. Fuck y 'all. Fuck y 'all. You don't like me? You don't like our podcasts? You don't like the people who like us? Fuck y 'all motherfuckers.
Speaker: because we still here every time of the week. One day, Wednesday, Saturday, 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch. You can check us on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. No more music, Brian. God damn, it's live out. And it can't catch us live. We're on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts, all announcements, we'll announce this podcast. Love us or hate us, you're still watching us.
Speaker: You still listening to us? Oh, you want to make fun of me because I bought my belt? Yeah, I'm a self -proclaimed podcast champion of the world. I am the greatest podcasting host ever known to mankind. And there ain't a motherfucking podcast host out there who's stepping up and saying otherwise. Where you at? Where you at? Crickets, you bitches.
Speaker: I'm the Ric Flair of the shit. Yeah, I'm calling everybody out. Let it be known. Let it be known. Keep denying you watch us. Keep denying you in the shadows. But you screen recording. They're telling your friends about us. I guess who is the most relevant motherfuckers compared to him who he had.
Speaker: Whoo! Whoo! There an alligator group? No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No, it's not an alligator group. No,
Speaker: Yeah, hit the button. We didn't know the outros. I've been trying for the past 10 minutes. I had stuff to say. I'm waiting on you then. I'm the host. Go for it, Tony. My little suggestions. I said, Jeff, I didn't find a reason. No, this motherfucker. Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you Monday. Tony and I will be here doing what we do, hanging out.
Speaker: Rockin' this shit. Brian? It's 10 -0 -3 my time, Sadie, my dear. My Chicken McNugget Queen. I'm gonna tell you to shout people out. I'm just asking you to drop them with a closer. I did. I suggested it. Tony hasn't played it.
Speaker: I'm not playing the songs but you just hear the outro. What you know is coming to you live from Texas, Georgia, Mexico, Ohio. Hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm going to give Brian a retreat, a reprieve. Jeffrey, what do you want to say to these some bitches one time?
Speaker: that's disrespectful as fuck, Brian. Tony D. Cheers.
Speaker: bad. That's my boy right there. Tag team champions of the world. Hit him with it one more time, sir. I'm not here to obey you, motherfuckers. I know how to guide you. I know how to keep shit going. I know how to help everybody out there rolling. My broadcast for you and everybody. I'm waiting on you more than I'm always waiting on myself. It's not that hard. Oh, hey, Tony. I don't believe after I hit the button. But now you're going to cut me off.
Speaker: Good night good night from Ohio good night from from Georgia
Speaker: Good night from Cancun, Mexico. And best of all, and most important, goodbye from Texas. I give you that one, Brian. Good night, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. I like that. I do like that. I do like that, but fuck Texas. That's how he does this. That's how he does. That's what Brian does. Sorry, man. I didn't mean to cut you out. I didn't mean to cut you out. Well, ladies and gentlemen, as Boyz II Men once said, we have come
Speaker: on your mom's face. Oh, wait, that wasn't Boyz II Men. That was, that was Brazers. My bad. Sadie, I apologize for this dumbfounded dipshit Redneck Gandalf.
Speaker: Redneck. Redneck Gandalf in the building. As Boyz II Men once said, we have come to the end of the road. And well, ladies and gentlemen, it's so hard to say goodbye. Hit the fucking button. Listen here, you goofy sons of bitches. Be good at it.
Speaker: or be good or be good at it. Yeah, be good or be good at it. Goodbye. I really try. I'm hyped up on fucking maple syrup. Don't think I won't come at you, Chip.
