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Speaker: like you're like kind of stroke as soon as we uh soon as you know, you know, you get that good stretch going on. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to shake it out. You know, comes from sitting here all fucking day. You got a stretch. Hey, man. Whatever. Whatever you have to tell yourself, bro. I'm not here to judge. You're always
Speaker: I'm not to judge you type, but, uh, you know, when, when, when, when you're as good as I am and everything you do, and, and, you know, sometimes greater beings give you, uh, powers and strengths and, and, and, and gives you the okay to cast judgments upon people. So it's not being judge you when I have the.
Speaker: The the okay to cast judgment upon those who need judgment cast it on them And I don't live in a glass house so I can throw rocks Okay, I'm just saying Yeah, I'm just saying man at the end of the day welcome to nonsensical nonsense, that's Jeff I'm
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Speaker: I was going to say, Jesus, you down a nightclub or did you almost die last night? I did. I felt like I was dying last night. I didn't spend the night at the ER. Um, and I studied before the show yesterday evening. I don't know. It was like right around five, five 30 or so.
Speaker: But it literally felt like somebody reached in, grabbed my guts and was twisted and turning and pulling on them at the same time, simultaneously stabbing the shit out of me. I was in so much pain. And then a couple hours later, I started throwing up for the next four or five, six hours, whenever the case may be, to where at about 12, 30, one o 'clock, when I just basically died on the floor between
Speaker: the bathroom and the bedroom. Nikki was like, do you want to go to the hospital? I didn't even move, I just didn't do it. I'll be in the car and get your purse. Well, here's the crazy thing. They don't know what the hell was wrong. They ruled out appendicitis. Then they said, well, it could be kidney stones. Well, it's like, well, I think I would have felt that. And I've never known anybody to have kidney stones.
Speaker: that and vomit was vomiting and stuff like that. I mean, I know you get some pain, uh, but I said, I've been pissing perfectly fine. There's no blood in my, in my urine or anything like that. So, and then on top of it, cause even Nikki has one of her friends today who isn't, is an RN. Uh, if after you pass the kidney stone, if there's still a lot of pain left or pain, they're gone. Yeah.
Speaker: Did you eat your dinner? Yes. I don't care. Oh, yeah. Uh, I had kidney stone. Uh, within seconds of passing it, I fit in the middle. Yeah. I thought somebody was stabbing me and my kid. Yeah. And that's what I've heard. The other thing I heard is that with kidney stones, it's more in your back and that's your stomach. Yeah. It literally feels like somebody's stabbing you like
Speaker: like they've taken the tattoo gun and replaced the needles of the tattoo gun with nine inch fucking nails. I want to fuck you like an animal. Yeah, no, like they're using nine inch nails and shit. It is hell on earth.
Speaker: No, so yeah, like I said, so then they said maybe gallstones, but they fucking doogie howers or had no idea what he was talking about. And or to this doctor had looked like he was like 16 on a good day. But I will say that you do what I do when you get a young doctor. Dude, I was in no I called doogie no matter what. I was like, shut up, doogie. You don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker: Yeah, I was in no shape or form to be playful or jokey joke or however. Go get Dr. Cox. They'll know. However, I didn't get my cat scanned last night. Oh, nice. I did make that joke to Nikki. I was like, they scanned my cat. They looked at my pussy.
Speaker: I mean, they scam the cat, but whatever. But here's the crazy thing. Like, you know, I don't take anything. What up, Benji? I don't take anything more than like fucking Tylenol and Advil and shit like that for like pain. And if I get a cold or if I get sick, I just take like day quote night quote. They gave me a medicine for vomiting that didn't do anything. They gave me morphine for the pain. That did nothing at all.
Speaker: Really? Nothing. I mean, I am I kidding. So they get a little more feet. I woke up 45 minutes later going, are we done? Can I go home? Well, they came in to ask if the medicine they gave me for the vomiting was helping. As I was throwing up in the trash can. I'll be there. I don't know. You're the fucking doctor. What?
Speaker: Let me get you, you failed. Obviousness in, in medical school. I don't know if they gave me another dose of the same vomit medicine or a different medicine, but that worked. I stopped vomiting, but then they gave me a second. There's nothing worse than vomiting.
Speaker: Yeah, there is when you vomit and there's absolutely nothing left in your system. I swear to God. Yeah. Dry heating. I would rather be punched in the face. Yeah. I swear to God. Yeah. I just did like a six hour ab workout last night. Yeah. Just look like Brett fit Troy here tomorrow. Yeah. Right. I'm just going to walk around. Just going to walk around. Man. Cause I'm going to be. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going to be ripped like fucking nobody else. I'm going to go to work and just start washing clothes out on the parking lot with my dad. What are you doing? I'm cleaning my shirt. I'm washing my clothes, bitch. I got this thing. I got this washboard. I better use it because I'm going to lose it here pretty soon as soon as I have something to eat. Yeah, I don't know how long it's going to be here, but it's here. No, it's uh, you know, ladies.
Speaker: They gave me the second medicine. They gave me that for the pain that knocked me the hell out. I was good. So they gave on that. Oh yeah, I slept. Yeah. And the pain started to go away. Uh, and then they gave me, uh, they gave me something for vomiting to take every six hours, which I'm not throwing up anymore, but I'm still gonna take the medicine. And then they gave me a, uh,
Speaker: Basically a low dose or whatever of what they the second thing they gave me for pain But I can only take that twice a day But I will take that because like I said, I am in a lot of pain. The only problem is They make me sleepy so like today I took them when Nikki Nikki went to the it got bless her and she Such a fucking Superman and most I don't think I've ever
Speaker: Well, hell, my ex -wife did almost let me die one time. I literally I literally literally I was the hospital told me I was like I was like an hour away from death because I had some kind of intestine infection in my intestines. And I thought I threw that. And she didn't shoot. She had two shits of fuck until I was in her bed when she wanted to go to bed. And she was like, you look horrible. You should probably go to the hospital. I said, I can't fucking move.
Speaker: And then they came back and said that I was just like, well, nice of you to fucking care about me. My wife's the exact opposite. Well, we both message that if we're going to the doctor, it's, you know, as in last resort, I'm inches from death. That's why I'm at the hospital. And the last time I had to go to the ER, I had heat exhaustion and
Speaker: because I decided to detail a car in the front of the house, in the middle of the sun on Saturday, 300 degrees on the sun. And like to the point where I was cramping up and I couldn't open my hand and I told my wife, I'll be fine. Just give me some water. She's like, get the fucking car. I'm like, no, I'm not going. Yeah. She took the stream route and basically kicked me until I got the car.
Speaker: Yeah. I think he was a, Nicky was a trooper. She's been amazing. She's got my medicine today. Got me some apple juice. Like I said, outside of just being in a buck, like, dude, I feel like I got hit by a Mack truck and then got thrown into the ring and had to fight Tyson and Hulk Hogan at the same time. I'm definitely not fighting a grizzly bear kangaroo in my current state.
Speaker: Well, I'm sorry, but a black bear. Yeah. Benji, I was, I don't know what was going on. I wanted to open the ER last night. I was, I was pretty bad off. Um, but then we got a late start to the show tonight. Cause, uh, yeah, it was Halloween season. We had trick or treat in our complex tonight. So Nikki and cash was going around with his friends here and they were trick or treat. Um, and then Nikki and buggy and I passed out candy.
Speaker: I was going to say, did you dad taxing? No. Well, my dad, my dad was the king of dad. I'm not going to, I'm not going to dad, dad tax him tonight because we don't live in a very big complex. So they got like a little hall, but you know, he got a nice little hall. I think most of the kids were coming through like the same apartments or town homes, like two or three times and getting candy and nobody cared, you know, because, you know, we're just trying to get candy at this point.
Speaker: But I was out there. I'm going to eat it. I was out there in my T -Rex costume. A lot of the neighborhood kids got a kick out of that. A bunch of them wanted to get pictures of it. There was one that was walking down the street, giving me a thumbs down. So I was like, rah! He changed his mind real quick.
Speaker: Yeah. So, my my dad was my dad would uh if you got Reese's Cups. Yeah, you're not going to have very long. Yeah. Yeah. Reese's Cups are my uh or my I go to my weakness II and I don't eat. Yeah. I don't eat a lot of um I'm not the candy guy. Yeah. I don't eat a lot of um sweets in general. You know what I
Speaker: I'd rather have a bag of chips with a Coke. We hate this shit, no surprise. Jeff wants a three liter Coke. Am I right? You're wrong. This is a liter 35. No, but I bought, Ruffles has got these mega jalapenos. Oh my God, they're so good. About half a bag in.
Speaker: for it. It's only worth it. It's only worth it. What? Um no. So, tomorrow, we're going trick or treating with Kevin and Teach. Then, I'll hit the dad tax because last year, they made out like **** bandits. Yeah, we're we're scheduled to go. I think Saturday, we're going to the rich neighborhood. You know,
Speaker: in the
Speaker: No, they're not massive fucking big giant houses. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, in those fucking pensions over here, it's they're they're decent homes. They're twenty two hundred twenty three hundred square feet. And they have like a half acre. Yeah. But I mean, I have like eighth of an eighth of an eighth acre at my house.
Speaker: But the quote unquote rich neighborhoods here, a lot of times they don't really pass out candies. You go to like the suburban area, suburban hell where every house, you know how most of the houses are.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, yeah, they're cookie cutters and most of them are between 22 and 300 or 3000 square foot. And yeah, there are nice homes, nice neighborhoods. And, but you know, like when we go to Johnstown, I mean, you can go down through the, just Johnstown in general, everybody gives out good candies. I mean, like there's one house they set up a house. They had, they set up a haunted house over here, just a small little thing in their garage. You go through their backyard and you go through the garage and it's just, just a little, little, little haunted house, but it's fun. And so they've done every year for.
Speaker: probably the last fucking 25 years, 30 years. I mean, I remember going through it when I was a kid and they always have, at the end of it, you get two treats. You get a full -size candy bar and then they'll have like the full -size Skittles or Starburst or whatever. You get a chocolatey treat and then like a fruity treat.
Speaker: And they're full size. So, I mean, they spend a lot of money and they've been doing it since I was a kid. I mean, I remember going through there when I was, you know, it caches age or maybe a little bit older than cash made. It might've been the first year and now all their kids are involved because their kids are grown and their kids, the kids as kids, their grandkids are involved as well. Yeah.
Speaker: So we'll go with Kevin and TJ tomorrow and they'll make a good haul. And then we'll go to Johnstown on Halloween night. And they'll probably get another pretty big haul. They'll have fucking candy all the way up till next September. Yeah, exactly. Or my house in the last 23 days because I sit in here all day. The kids are at school.
Speaker: Like right now my wife and them are at Grandma's house because I have to work all day So I'm home alone if there was candy in this house. Oh, yeah Yeah, and I don't really eat a lot of their candy. So I mean, it's like most usually the kids wasn't like we get back from trick -or -treat They dump all their candy out on the floor then they trade. I Don't like that. Can I have that? Yeah, they trade and swap out and
Speaker: Question you on the subject Halloween when did you stop trick -or -treating as an adult? I still trick -or -treat now The last time I dressed up I dressed up as a zombie from from In days gone and Kevin dressed up as a ripper and
Speaker: Ripper is a person that wants to be a zombie but is still alive and I did the rippers actually carved our ID in their forehead with a knife and what I did is I painted I took white glue like Helmers white glue and blue toilet paper on his face onto his forehead and it
Speaker: carved out R .I .P. Painted it flesh colored and painted it red. It actually looked really cool. Yeah, I am. I told Vicki a single day. I told Nick, I mean, FX makeup doesn't take that long. It was like last minute. We thought something like, let's do this. We didn't even know. The problem is I'm always last to know about everything. I tend to go big if I have enough time to play. Yeah, I am.
Speaker: I told Nikki that Halloween is my Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. I've never really, when I was younger, you know, Christmas was kind of, but as an adult, you know, it's just, I get joy out of the kids for Christmas, but outside of that, it's not like there's really anything else I need to be more excited, you know, anything more I need to be excited about. It's always been my Christmas. It's always been my favorite holiday. Um,
Speaker: you know, uh, we're, we're talking about going to spirit Halloween the day after Halloween. Cause everything's like 50, 75 % off and I've already planted out my costume for next year. Right. Decorations. And then also because my kids are horror nuts, like I am, there's a few things that I want to get there that they wanted. That's not costume related, but that I'm going to get for Christmas for. Right. Well, it's like, uh, we were at Costco the other day and they got those small foot
Speaker: skeleton. I had six of them in the carpet for my wife told me no. She's like, what are you doing? I said, I'm buying these for the house. What the fuck are you going to do with six 12 foot skeletons? Uh, the yard. Hello. Yeah. I would like to get one. That's, you know, I, you know, I like to decorate like, Oh, I'll decorate for Christmas. You know, I'll put stuff outside. I have stuff outside right now for Halloween.
Speaker: But I would like to have a house with a yard where I could go big for Halloween and Christmas and shit. Well, like we don't have a massive yard, but like I have the eclipse back then. So last year I did a body.
Speaker: underneath the hood like his arm was ripped off so I'm sticking out of the hood I had the rest of the body underneath the car I had I did the glowing pit that you know looked like gates of hell in the side yard so you can see it as you walk by this year I was told I was not allowed to do anything and my wife hid my tools
Speaker: because she's like, we're not spending money because we're trying to save every dime. So when we go to pants, we can actually live, but it's Halloween. And the, there's a, at the Costco here right next to it is a, they do a temporary kind of spirit Halloween, everything. But they got crazy shit. They have a 12 foot dragon. And
Speaker: I told the wife, I said, I'm buying that. And she's like, why? I said, I'm going to mount it to the house. She's like, for one day, I said, for the rest of the year, I'll put it up there and never take it down. It'd be awesome. She told me no. She took my credit card away. She went to the other store an hour and bought it. Yeah. There's some decorations that I want to get, but like I told the kids, keep them in the box. I ain't there since then taking them out until next year. Yeah.
Speaker: But it's like, that's the biggest problem. Like when I did the Pac -Man, I did evil Pac -Man and ghosts in the yard. The problem with building stuff like that or the 12 foot skeletons is back to what I kind of agreed with my wife. The rest of the fucking year, what do you do with it? We don't have a lot of storage here. So I ended up throwing it away or to get ruined and I'd have to buy another one next year. So she's just wait.
Speaker: you know, when we get a bigger house, because we're gonna, uh, in France, of course, we're going to a bigger house, or if we come back here, we'll buy a bigger house. And I was like, I get it, but I want to do it now. Like she hit my drill. I have no idea where my drill is. She took it over a month. I told her jokes on you, Home Depot is right down the road.
Speaker: Seems like just seems justifiable homicide I have a question for you, sir Feel about you and your questions Well, no, this is so there a list came out and less is a
Speaker: is the 28 things you should not do for a first date. This is put up by women. Anything that Jeff would do on a first date, you should not do. No, no, no. I did not make this list. I have the picture ready to go. I think guess what number one is. It was recently a viral video.
Speaker: You heard this story She refused to get out of the car Okay, so this guy picks up this girl to take her out on first date well a she's an hour late Use red flag then they get to the place Where they're going
Speaker: And she refuses to get out of car. Not nice. So this is he said to her on a first date for both men and women, or is it all at men? You cut out. I didn't understand. Is this 28 things not to do on a first date for both men and women or is it? It's like it's like you should go on a first date. And these are.
Speaker: Places you should not take your first date for a first date. Okay, so I know You so he's like technically your first date With Nikki is technically on this bar on on this list as you guys met at the bar and Had drinks granted. She was serving drinks. So, you know, whatever I mean, she got off but I mean I wouldn't necessarily I don't know I
Speaker: Wouldn't you go to right it's in one weekend So here's the list oh you can't really see it Jesus Let me see if I can do this better yeah share my screen This is the list of 28 things that ladies are saying you shouldn't do on a first date
Speaker: you shouldn't do or you shouldn't. Number one, you shouldn't go to. Okay. So number one is the cheesecake factory. And that's where that, this girl, she literally, she refused to get out of the car at this date, this viral TikTok video.
Speaker: because he took her to the cheesecake factory and he gets back in the car and he's like, what's the problem? She's like, uh, you're not taking me to the cheesecake factory. I'm too good for this place. And he says, well, if you would have showed up on fucking time, we would have made our reservations at the night place. Um, well, there is that, I mean, it was her own damn fault. Number two is Applebee's chili chipotle, Olive Garden. And I'd say right there, fuck you all because that's my go -to. I love Olive Garden.
Speaker: Here's the thing, not everybody has, and the women who made this list, apparently have this, these are the same women who go on Tinder and say that man must be - Six foot six, make $300K a year, and own his own home, own at least two cars, and be able to pay for everything, including my student loan.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Meanwhile, they're, you know, they're giving it up to every fucking bum from their hometown because they're they're fucking worthless. But it all depends on, you know, because it depends on the girl. Mickey and I went to this place called North Park Lounge.
Speaker: It's like a bar restaurant. Really cool place. Uh, she took me to Promani bros, which is a sandwich shop and I was in heaven. Yeah. You know, I mean, cheesecake factory. I don't like cheesecake factory. It's a little bit overpriced. I've never been. It's that's my kickers. Cheesecake factory is not cheap. Applebee's okay. I get it.
Speaker: But we like Applebee's. I mean, I like chili. I can understand Chipotle, fast food, Olive Garden. No, it is actually on here. Any fast food chain. I get that. That just screams on for the movies. A lot of people used to do that for first dates. Olive Garden in the movies. That was my fucking jam. That was my first date. I take you to dinner in the movie, baby.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what we used to do all the time. When we were in high school, it was dinner and a movie. I'm a guard at Dollar Theatre, baby. Fuck yeah. Well, I mean, sometimes with the Dollar Theatre, it just depends on what was playing there. The Dollar Theatre, you go see two movies for two months, please. Yeah, it just depends on what was playing there, but I mean...
Speaker: I don't see anything wrong with Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden, going to the movies. I mean, your house for the first, I mean, that's kind of weird. Unless you guys have known each other for a long time, and then all of a sudden you went from friends to like a relationship status. Your house can be kind of creepy. I get that. Yeah. Yeah. If you're just like, you know, if it's like, like,
Speaker: We've been talking for a long time like Nicki and I were talking for a month or so But we didn't go to her house or my house the very first weekend we met Yeah Buffalo Wow wings wing stop again it does if that's up your wheelhouse of what you both like it don't fucking matter Bitches
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not going to Red Lobster because I got spoiled living in the south and living on the coast and I happen Denny's if you don't want to go I often Denny's stay the fuck out of my car It's like that's like if it was a really good first date They all went to dinner and then y 'all went out and had drinks and it's like three o 'clock in the morning You went out clubbing or something like that. Yeah
Speaker: Yeah, 100%. Yeah, you can't go to, go to IHOP or Denny's or something like that. Yeah, I'm mad at that. The gym? Yeah, that's, that's weird. Church? That's fucking weird too. That's kind of weird. Starbucks? What kind of a Starbucks? Coffee date. Yeah, a coffee date. Hey, let's meet up at Starbucks. Well, you can literally start at Starbucks. Hey, let's go to Starbucks. Then we'll go home.
Speaker: Again, I don't drink coffee and it would be weird if Nicky was like Let's let's meet at this coffee house, you know when you come when you come see me for the first time and it's like I'll bring a soda date
Speaker: what are you five years old? I don't stay problem with ice cream day. I mean, ending of the day, you know, or after dinner, you go get ice cream. Maybe, maybe you, you know, maybe you live on the coast or something like that, or you live in a really cold city where you can go get ice cream and take a walk on the park at the park or something like that. Oh, just walking down the city. I have no problem with any of these so far.
Speaker: Family functions. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah again. That's that's more like Family reunion baby for our first date. Yeah, that's more like if you've known somebody for a long time and then you just You know and they know your family and stuff like that. Then you guys start to get romantic you know, she might Our first date let's go to my cousin's wedding
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. You know, he or she was a family was already invited. So, you know, I don't know. It's, it's, it's, it's a catch for me too. Movie night, Netflix, Hulu, so on. Uh, first, first date at your house, which again, and I say this again, if it's somebody that you knew for a long time and you guys probably not that big of a deal because you know, like, you know,
Speaker: for instance, first meeting, first date. Yeah. Like Nikki likes to cook. I can cook. We both enjoy the same movies. You know, we've known each other for a while and we get romantic. That would be a nice first date. In my opinion, if, if I went over and she cooked dinner and I picked out a couple of movies and we watched the movies at the house, that's it. This number, number 22, I don't agree with somewhere that requires a long drive. I'm not kind of mad.
Speaker: because you know, you get in the car, you can have a conversation while you go, you know, maybe not multiple hours, but like, you know, 45 minutes, whatever that's not terrible. Well, you guys, I mean, you guys might be sports fans or something. It was like here in Ohio, you know, uh, you know, I mean, I've known people who have met on Tinder and their first date has been like, uh, an Indians game or a Reds game or a Browns game. And they live here in central Ohio and that's a two hour drive either way. Yeah.
Speaker: uh bowling once again uh ice cream or bowling i have nothing wrong with that we've gone bowling when we first started night clubs i mean that's usually where you pick up somebody yeah a first date is weird at nightclub because you know typically your first date you want to you know getting getting to know each other talking and again that's why i said ice cream you know dinner go pick up ice cream and take a walk around town or
Speaker: on the pier or something like that. There's nothing wrong with that. Cause it gives you guys time to, to interact and get to know each other and chit chat. I'm very competitive myself, but I can, I can
Speaker: You DDT here because you got us right. Ah, fuck you. I could not be I could not be super competitive and go bowling and have fun. I think Nicki and I went and we went with a couple of our friends and their kids shortly after we started dating and we had an absolute ball. I mean, yeah, I wouldn't go to a hookah bar. I wouldn't go to a hookah bar in the first place. I'm not a hippie.
Speaker: A bar just for drinks once again. What's wrong with that? Yeah. I mean, it's. I went to see Nikki the first time we met where she was working at a bar. Yeah, she was working. She was working, but we hung out after the fact and and and and add a few drinks and stuff. And then the next one is Waffle House and number 28 is a sporting event.
Speaker: Well, nobody should ever go to Waffle House in the first place. No, Waffle House is disgusting. But again, a sporting event, if you're both into sports and that might be one of those things that really connects somebody that they meet, you know, and let's just say for, you know, it's 2023. A lot of people are meeting people on Tinder or Bumble or whatever. And that might be one of the things that first attracts you to each other is the fact that you're both avid sports fans.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. But this list apparently was set up by women that like, you know, guy meets them in the street or whatever, meets them on Tinder. It's like, Hey, let's go out. They don't have a conversation about where they just say, yeah, okay. Because the problem with, with the internet, the problem I need for online comes down to 90 % of the time it's a hookup. Yeah.
Speaker: Again, I'm not taking a fucking hookup to a fancy ass fucking restaurant. That's $100 a plate a person former. I don't know you like that So how am I so I'm gonna try to impress you by taking you to Ruth Chris's where a fucking salad is $20, but you might not like that you might be into a barbecue
Speaker: If you pick me up from a date, you better not be driving one of these cars. And I was like, bitch, I'm sorry. Just because you don't drive the coolest car on the fucking planet doesn't mean you ain't got money. Fucking Sam Walton. We were talking about the Waltons before. Sam Walton drove the same 84 Ford Ranger for 20 fucking years before he died. My question is, what the hell are you driving? Because
Speaker: last time I checked. I'm pretty sure you're **** opening your legs like a seven eleven to to **** it. Timmy and Tommy with the meth addict and Jerome and Tyrone who's been in and out of jail and have eighteen baby mamas. You've been opening your legs to them mother **** all the way up until I pulled up in here and I roll up in here. I got a job. I got my own place. I got my own car. I pay for my own **** **** You better be **** happy. We're going ****
Speaker: The problem is most of the girls that think like this, like you don't have this problem in your area. Because I don't have the problem where the area I live. Because in this town, if you got a car, you're winning. You know, in your town, you have humble women.
Speaker: people that are humbled and that they don't like, you know, Nikki, if, if Nikki called you and said, Chris, if you don't show up in the fucking BMW, you don't even just keep driving. All right. Well, I won't come in because I, I wouldn't drive BMW to save my life. But Nikki's not like that because she's a humble woman. So for most of these people that are coming up with these lists like this, they live in LA where, you know, if you don't have a nice fucking car, you're a fucking chick.
Speaker: Mm -hmm, and it comes down to The this it's it's that what's that we were talking earlier, you know These women standards are like oh You have to be this much tall have make this much money and all that stuff yet You're as big as round as you are tall and you look like you just fell out the fucking garbage truck Mm -hmm, and you're the winner. Okay? You know, I may be five three but
Speaker: I have everything else in my life lined up. But God forbid a man has standards these days because then we're sexist. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. You know, you know, I know I'm not talking. I don't look like Brad Pitt and Troy. They never will. But I have a lot going for me. I will never be six foot unless I'm standing on a six foot ladder.
Speaker: But But I'm sorry, but if you're I saw the TikTok earlier today this guy's like a rapper Who's some rappers like? He's like yeah because she's not stupid how easy is it for you who makes 500 million dollars a year and
Speaker: steal my chick. Very easy. Why do you have $500 million a year? Yet I already got with her and I owe $50 ,000 in student loan. Who won here? I didn't have $500 million. At the end of the day, if you think you can take my chick, well then, and you win, okay, well you can have her because
Speaker: It's like it's like these it's like these dudes or these women who think that they they land something special because they start **** around with a married woman or a married man or a man or woman that's in a relationship. They're like, I got one over on you. Oh, what the **** do you think I'm doing at the end of the day? Exactly. You did me a favor because thank god I didn't show me their true colors.
Speaker: you know, thank God for me that in my instance that, you know, I didn't make the mistake that I made once before and spend 10 years with somebody who's fucking around, you know, the entire time, you know, you did me a favor, bro. And what do you think she's going to do to you as she gets bored? You were a fucking customer, homie. And she was fucking you in the back room. Exactly. Like, bro. It's like, you and I, you know, we're both
Speaker: in relationship. So it doesn't really apply to us. But if Nikki worked at McDonald's, would that bother you? No, not a bit. That just means I get free free fucking Big Macs. But what do you think I enjoy? That that motherfucker better own his own company. Did you work at McDonald's? Calm down. Yeah, no, I don't I don't care what she does. My biggest thing was
Speaker: You know, um, I would like for you to have a job so you can kind of about around here, but you know, I also want you to be happy and I don't want you to take the first thing that comes along. Exactly. You know, I, I don't want, I also don't want one of those women that are like, um, how do I put it? You fixed everything daddy. Yeah. No, because there's sometimes I don't want to need some help.
Speaker: Yeah, I may not look it, but I'm not as smart as my girl to play. Yeah, like I don't know money. I make pretty good money. But there's sometimes where, you know, I'm broke. Like say, for instance, knocking about money, not even about money, you know, you go to Jason now being in the spend $600 between the two of us at a cost. What I mean is like, like, uh,
Speaker: If you walked into the house right now and you said, Nikki, what do you want to eat? And she said, you decide all the time for anything that would get boring as shit. You want to have that conversation, whatever you want, and then not complain about it. That's a weird chick. I want to have that stupid argument. That stupid argument is what makes a relationship. I don't want that. I want sushi. Oh fuck, I don't want to fuck sushi. Gross. Let's compromise.
Speaker: You know, I want that argument. I don't want the whatever you want. And I don't want to cave all the time either. I don't want. I don't know how people date in this. Like you have you and I have actually gotten very lucky.
Speaker: As of late, you know, you meet Nicky and not having the 400 other Beyonce you've had, but it took me a couple of tries. I've only been engaged twice. I've only been in three relationships since my wife and I divorced. Right. But, but it's like, you're in a relationship now where you're like,
Speaker: The only thing you guys argue about is stupid shit. That's not big issue. You pick up your socks. Oh my bad. I'm sorry. I'll be broke right now. I don't fit my wife. I argue about I'm terrible. Edge of the bed. Every front of the foot of the bed. I'm terrible. I generally make it.
Speaker: to the bedroom before myself. Also, I mean, they're back here. I have a pile of dirty clothes on the floor where, you know, once a week I do laundry and then I pick up the pile, but I just, and it's not like it's spread out all over the floor. It's literally a pile up in the, in the corner of the room. Right. And that's just because I'm too lazy to fucking empty a laundry basket and put my clothes away. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. So. Well, it's.
Speaker: Nowadays, anybody that's single will reveal for you. It's a weird world dating these days. Yeah. Yeah, people are out there. Everybody's special. I'm sorry, you're not special. You work in the Dallas, you're not special.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I mean, with with TikTok and and all these **** **** **** reality television shows and and **** like that. There's there's unattainable expectations and standards or or whatever that that men and women both want and it's like you do realize when you're watching that dating show and they're going all these lavish **** dinners and these resort
Speaker: I mean there's there's a Show called advertising Called love is blind and You chitchat you like meet somebody and then you chitchat with them and and then if you want to propose to them you propose to them but you don't meet in person until you propose and they say yes, and Then you have all the way up until the wedding day to decide if you actually want to marry them or not
Speaker: But the engagement rings are paid for. The wedding is paid for. I mean, everything, the dresses are paid for by the show. I mean, everything, I mean, like one girl was like, and I'm not sitting on the shows. Nikki watches them. One girl said no to this one dude because she really liked this other guy. She was so in love, so in love, so in love.
Speaker: And the other dude proposed to somebody else because he wasn't all that into this chick. Well, she was all butt hurt crying on camera and then went back to the other guy. I was like, I made a mistake. I've been so in love with you. I was like, but 30 seconds ago, you were just so in love with this other dude and you wanted to spend the rest of your life with this other dude. So they made, they've set all these expectations.
Speaker: and these standards about relationship and love are unattainable and they're not even real based off of the internet. Well, I mean, even, even that, let's say, let's say that love is blind thing is remotely real where yeah, everybody's paid for getting married, but then you have to actually live with that person. Just cause you talk to somebody for months on end does not know you, does not mean you know their, their daily habits. He can be, he can be some asshole that can't flush a fucking toilet.
Speaker: Oh yeah. And that's the thing. Then you got people who live like in California, like one person will live in California, the other person will live in Florida. Like, okay. So have you had a discussion of who's moving where? You're glitching. You're glitching. You're glitching with me. Oh, probably me. You know, have you had the conversation of where you guys are going to live? Like who's, who's, who's given up their career to move to the other side of the country?
Speaker: I love it. I love it. On that show, Love and Blind, there was this one couple. Uh I absolutely I like I really like the guy. He seemed like a really good dude. The chicks seem like they seem like they were a really cute couple and then when real life hit, she was a **** materialistic comeback. And all their problems came out of money because she this, she this, she came from a rich mommy and daddy and kept
Speaker: You got daddy's money. Leave my man alone because he has, when he was 18. He's like, I brought a company. Yeah. My dad started it. Yeah. It's my dad's company. Leave my man alone. He got into some credit card trouble when he was 18. It's paid off. He don't have no more credit cards for that reason. I was the same way. I got in credit card trouble when I was 18. It took me until six, seven months ago to get my first credit card since I was 18.
Speaker: I am, I, I, that's one thing I'm very proud of myself. I've never had a credit card. I had like three of them when I was 18. Fucked me because I didn't know. But I paid them off once I, you know, I paid them off. And then, then I just kind of. One thing I learned very early on that my parents instilled in me, they were like, don't ever buy a fucking credit card. Don't ever get a fucking credit card. And I never did. Wow.
Speaker: I don't have the money in cash or on my debit card. I'll buy it. It's, it's just in the dating world today, there are so many unrealistic, unattainable standards and, and, and, and, quote unquote, double sided standards. It's double sided, you know,
Speaker: to a certain degree.
Speaker: It's just comes down and I'll be honest with you, I just don't have the fucking time for it. Yeah, exactly. I mean, seriously, I literally, my wife was like, Hey, let's go to gym this morning. We woke up this morning. She's like, let's go to the gym. I said, okay, that's all fine and dandy. It's five o 'clock in the morning. We can totally go to the gym, but we're going to get there and have to turn around and come back and we got to get kids ready for school. So I think kids school.
Speaker: Time to get back dropping everybody off the school. I have to start work. Mm -hmm And then I work until 637 o 'clock and then I start fucking show. Yeah No, that's excellent way back down Technically, I got a workout. We're down there. This is 30 33 seconds was hell of a work We'll party
Speaker: No, I am. No, I do need to start going back to the gym. I mean, I just, but that's more because I want to get some of this weight off because I've been noticing like my knees are hurting again. My back's hurting again for no reason. And it's just a matter of I got too much weight. I actually, when you sleep, what do you sleep? Those like pants or shorts. Do you wear a shirt?
Speaker: No, I can't sleep on a shirt. I see. I can't eat it. I actually saw something today. You should sleep in as little clothes as possible every night because when you're sleeping and you like, if you're wearing a shirt and it bunches up, it will pull on a muscle and you'll get, you'll, you'll get pain in that period and not all the time, but it's more likely than not. Yeah. No, I, uh, I generally sleep in a basketball shorts or comfy pants.
Speaker: on a weekend. So we have a tendency to sometimes just sleep naked, but yeah. Yeah. It depends on, for me, it depends on what happens. Like if it's 10 30 and I'm like, I'm tired, I'll change into something sleeker. But if it's like two o 'clock in the morning, I'm like, fuck, I need to go to bed. I just lay down. Yeah. What do I got on? I'm not going to take, take more time.
Speaker: and get ready for bed. I'm gonna just go to bed. My wife hates it. She's like, I don't understand. I can sleep with jeans on. I'm like, it was fucking two o 'clock. I had to go to bed. I can't, but I also come home from work and unless we're doing something or going somewhere or whatever, I come home from work. And, uh, and that first thing I do is get into comfy clothes. Let's see.
Speaker: The beauty of working home is everything I wear is coming. Well, like I can literally, I can literally be at work with just a shirt on and Donald duck at the entire day. Nobody will know. Well, some people won't allow me to go outside of the house in my, in my sweats. I'm telling you, that's a red flag. Like not being able to go out in my days.
Speaker: Yeah. I just, I just got me a whole bunch of new gear from fanatics. I got me a Michigan hoodie. I got me a Michigan or Browns hoodie, big old comfy fucking hoodies. And then I ordered a pajamas at Michigan, which is why I have the shirt on in the pants on now. And I came out in them yesterday after I took my shower before death rolled over on me.
Speaker: And I think he was like, I like your pants. Are you planning on wearing them outside of the house? And I was like, oh, she said, nope. I guess I'm not. This is what I was told you months ago that would have happened. Yeah. Because if I told you that same story, that my wife wouldn't let me go outside wearing a sweater.
Speaker: that **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
Speaker: You know, and I tease you all the time. It's like, are you sure it's okay if I wear these out? Whatever. I just walk around doing hip thrusts the whole time and shaking my hips. Oh yeah. God, bitch is like, would you eat? Have you heard? There is a new sound on TikTok that I'm not mad at. My new sound?
Speaker: OK, so there's this guy he does. He mixes two songs together. It's called a remix. You know, it's a remix. I see you were playing World War Z because you were lurking on your game play for a few minutes, too. So we're both lurking each other, buddy. But the new sound, you know, that song Lip Bluff.
Speaker: uh what's the sixth name baby lil mama or something like that you know he was like a lot to play lip gloss that song if i do they're not going to be head on that person oh my god stop it but is is that song lip gloss the beat
Speaker: What I can't I don't want to be yes, but Kenny Rogers is gambler Okay It's awesome. All right. Yes, Jeff. You should bring me some Mexican candy Bring you sounds like a lot of work send you I can do that. Let's say you probably send you Yeah
Speaker: He just trailed off as he walked away. I'm actually trying to find that song so I play it. He said, he said, he said, yeah, you should send me some Mexican candy. What the hell they do? What the hell, baby? No. Yeah, baby, I'm not mad at that pumpkin pie thing.
Speaker: but how about white chocolate instead of chocolate? It's actually becoming a dance on TikTok as well. You got to send it to myself and I'll play a little quick, quick clip of it here. I won't play the whole thing cause we get striked, but dude,
Speaker: heard it and I was like, you know, I'm not mad at that and then Next thing you know, it starts showing up every time I turn around and I'm like, you know, it's fucking catchy as shit Dude it fucking it's good. I like I wish they would do the whole thing loading at the moment. Oh Okay, check this out
Speaker: This is a song processing two seconds, three seconds. Oh my God. Here we go. Check it out. I'm saying it sounds good. I like it. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker: and all the fake country tough guys are going to be dancing to it. Oh, you have no idea. Anybody with a fucking pickup truck and a fucking trucker is dancing to this shit. I'm sorry. If you're a real country guy, you don't think. Period. Maybe it's where it is. You know, but no, you don't dance like that. That dude did. No.
Speaker: I'm not I'm just saying I kind of like it. It's got a nice little got a good beat Yeah, it's Literally I saw the the original video because I follow the guy that did the original video and then The next like four hours. It just fucking blew up like if
Speaker: I'm going to see how many times it's been reused. Whatever it's called. The sound was used. A little over 4 ,000 off the original sound. In like less than 36 hours.
Speaker: But as you did say, every wannabe, tough guy, country guy, you know, the cowboy hat that they bought at the state fair is dancing to this fucking thing. There's some authentic country people going, I'm not mad at this, but they're not dancing like any other.
Speaker: I'll actually I keep saying I keep telling my life if they put it into a full song, I'll download it. I'll listen to it. Kind of cool. I'll download it. I'll listen to it. I'll be making tic tacs in my backyard with the dolls. I won't. I don't. I'll make a million fucking tic toc. I don't dance on camera. But I don't have any rhythm. I'm very, very white.
Speaker: I'm almost clear. I have no rhythm. I can't clap three times in a row. So, like, how you bury ass white? Yeah, I'm very white. Like, my wife actually says I'm a decent dancer, but nobody'll ever know because the only people that ever see me dancing is her. Right. And I just walks in as I'm dancing in the bedroom going, look, look, look, look soft.
Speaker: She's like, what are you doing? No, please. Go away. Call the helicopter. Call the helicopter. Call the helicopter. Yeah. Well, I'm ready to take my side off.
Speaker: We're not going over tonight plus coming up after this I got a kind of a trivial for you Okay, I got a little something for you when we come back from break too. So All right. It was sent to me today from Saturday Night Live. It was pretty funny He talked about The way
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just just hang on. Funny parody, by the way. Yeah. Before we go to break, I want to shout out some of our friends in the podcasting community. I started with Ted Hicks and his late night parents every Thursday night. Check him out in his panel to chat about whatever's going on in the world today. Sunday, she got my man smoke doing Sunday night smokes.
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Speaker: Got a little breaky break music for you guys by spinning Jenny as their cover of Rolling Stones painted black.
Speaker: No colors anymore, I want them to turn black I see the girls walk back and sit there so close I have to turn the letter to find out the truth I see the line of cars and they're all in
Speaker: I look inside myself to see my heart is bright I see my end or I must die
Speaker: My great suit will turn a deeper glow I could not foresee this thing happening to you If I lost heart enough into that sanitize And I won't ever be out till the morning comes I see your red door and I want to paint it black
Speaker: No colours anymore, I want them to turn back
Speaker: I wanna say hey
Speaker: I do like that song. It's a great song. They did a really good job. I love the song in general, but they did a really good job on it. Uh, your son or daughter, one of the two are losing their fucking mind. I think it's Kevin. I think it's Kevin. It was my son. No, it's your son. That's KTM prediction.
Speaker: Yeah, that's your son, or daughter, one of the two. And welcome back to non -surgical dining since everybody had tea. It's kind of a super chill ass show Wednesday. I'm recovering from death. But I'm still here. I'm still here. Still here to put out a show for you motherfuckers. Might not be the best show ever, but nonetheless.
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Speaker: as well, all that nonsensical nonsense podcast, or you can simply go to bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. It's going to give you all those links, not only that, but it's also going to give you the links to our sponsors. If you're watching live or watching the replay, you'll see it down there at the bottom of the screen. Yeah. Right before we went to break Jeff, I told you I had something for you from Saturday Night Live.
Speaker: Yeah, you're familiar with weekend update and everything like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, the last several years, it's been hosted by Colin Jost and Michael Shea, who are fucking hilarious. And they constantly, they constantly try to wipe out. Yes, they constantly try to get each other to sing super racist shit. They give they give them headlines without
Speaker: And the other person's not allowed to read them until they're live on the show. Well, this one's about the new Superman movie. And I got this sent to me today. It was fucking hilarious. Poor college jokes. Or visit Walgreens. A new movie in which Superman is black. And a black Superman actually makes a lot of sense when you remember that Superman was abandoned by his parents at the big news.
Speaker: Well, I knew you'd like that one, so here's another one. Warner Brothers is producing a new movie in which Superman is black. In this version, black Superman's kryptonite is an honest day's work. Whoa! Whoa! It's really doubling down on black Superman. Before I could go, I just thought of another punchline for that black Superman.
Speaker: Black Superman will be referred to as the Man of Steel, spelled S -T -E -A -L. I got this good to me today. This shit was heavy rolling. Because I love those two. That's probably my favorite part of, because I don't watch Saturday Night Live. I can't really think about SNL anymore. Because weekend design has always been really good. Because it's always been funny.
Speaker: those guys would take it to a whole new level and like I said, they're the only thing worth watching on it. Well, like I said, they do that thing where they they they have like these incredible racist headlines that they do it to each other. They, you know, like and and either one of them knows the headlines until they come up. So, so they read the teleprompter and they're like,
Speaker: I don't believe that. Cause like I said, that was sent to me this morning. That was too good with the rest of the class. Well, I found something the other day and I fell down a rabbit hole. So I have a trivia for you. Uh, so that the, if you go on to TikTok or not, TikTok, if you go on to Swatter, Twitter, X, whatever it is, and you type in hashtag explain a film plot family.
Speaker: Uh, you'll find some of these, and, uh, Prince... Prince... Prince... Trist... Ugh! Has a few, so... Uh, I have a few here saying, I'm gonna explain the plot badly, Chris. You tell me the movie. I will do my best. So this one is... This one, you should be quite gettin' really easy. A man destroys his own planet because he doesn't want to share it with his sister. Actually broke his favorite toy.
Speaker: Or Ragnarok adopted kid adopted kids older brother won't let him hold his hammer Thor again, that's the word Loki is Normal trash can and flower pot
Speaker: Force fat people to walk. Wait a minute, what? Adorable trash can and flower pot. Force fat people to walk. I have no idea. That is Wally. Oh, okay.
Speaker: So this is kind of a few different things here. This one we've actually talked about. This is still creepy. A teenage girl gets mixed up with a violent refugee who seeks to impose his fanatical religion. Teenage girl. A teenage girl gets mixed up with a violent refugee
Speaker: who seeks to impose their refugees, plural, who seek to impose their fanatical religion. Wakanda, I don't know. It's actually Pocahontas. Oh, Jesus. Hitchhikers, with self -esteem issues, get lost in the woods, meet a televandas who is a fraud,
Speaker: Hitchhikers get lost in the woods and eat a televangelist that's a fraud? Hitchhikers with self -esteem issues get lost in the woods and meet a televangelist who is a fraud. Hands on, Gretel, I don't have one. It's actually the Wizard of Oz! Eww! Cancer survivor never loses his sense of humor.
Speaker: Oh, Deadpool. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Paranoid billionaire afraid of an immigrant. Paranoid billionaire afraid of an immigrant? Batman. I don't know. Batman versus Superman. Yeah. Talking frog.
Speaker: Convinces a young boy to kill his father To fight his father. Sorry. I'm talking frog dimensions a young boy to fight his father No idea Star Wars
Speaker: This one you should get right away. A wise cracking boiler technician teaches high school students to believe in their dreams. That man on the street, Freddy Krueger. There you go. The best office workers, George and Colt, destabilizes the government. Fall back, I don't know.
Speaker: Matrix oh Yeah Three scientists go to an island you a local wildlife Like King Kong or something like Godzilla or some sort of pork. Oh I Was trying to get very who owns a pet bear
Speaker: Intervene to stop stop incest between a brother and sister Hold on a second read that again. You kind of broke up a handsome mercenary who owns a pet bear It intervenes to stop incest between a brother and sister No idea Star Wars Oh Jesus Christ
Speaker: A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filter. A guy? Learn to love a girl without her Instagram filter. Shallow how? Shrek. Ah. Yeah, I like it. A woman abandons her standards to win back a horny teenager with greasy hair.
Speaker: Grease. That is Grease. A love triangle between an 18 year old girl, a 100 year old guy, and a dog. Twilight. That is Twilight. Hashtag team Jacob all day. Fuck you, you sparkly vampire bitch. Oh man, forces my child to walk to a volcano. Lord of the Rings.
Speaker: load up. Pocahontas, but with blue people. Fucking Avatar. It's exactly his first Airbnb experience. It was extremely wrong. The shining. I don't know. The shining. Oh, is it nice? Very good.
Speaker: I'll work, play, no play. Thanks, Johnny. I have to go pick up his daughter. Wait, what? Hey, dad has to go pick up his daughter. Taken. Taken, correct. I love this one because, and I'll explain why. Old man pretends to be bedridden for years until he gives a chance to suffer some free chocolate.
Speaker: Oh Jesus Christ, you really won't do it. Fuck, Uncle Joe. Grandpa Joe. Elderly man abducts overweight Asian boy to replace his dead body. Joe, I haven't read it yet! It is up. It's up. A scientist on drugs throws a thank you dancer.
Speaker: scientist on drug there's a temper tantrum hulk that is the hulk um you'll like this one a helpful man teaches ladies how to properly use skin care products
Speaker: uh what women want no that is it puts the lotion on a drug -crazed lunatic slowly kills children in front of their parents one by one a drunk lunatic a drug -crazed lunatic slowly kills children in front of their parents one by one
Speaker: Fuck Willy won't get the chocolate factory A woman learns not to hate the players and only hate the game Hitch Hunger games Oh Jesus Christ
Speaker: I went away. I lost it. That's just a few of them. There was one. I wish I could find it, but I lost it because I hit the button. That's fucking hilarious. There's a ton of them.
Speaker: It was the one I saw that I thought you would dedicate that on. Oh, I'm not supposed to talk about it. Oh. Fight club. Oh, shit. Nice. Yeah. Illegal image chased by the feds. BT.
Speaker: E .T., actually correct. Neglected sociopathic child tries to murder two homeless men. What? Sociopathic child tries to murder two homeless men. I have no idea. Home alone.
Speaker: Guy on drugs wins more by throwing a frisbee. Captain America. Captain America. Drugs -a -gated girl takes advantage of a mentally challenged boy for three decades. For a scope!
Speaker: has to pretend she's a man to be taken seriously. Oh, one of the boys. Oh, move on. Oh, yeah. Okay. I guess that would have been on there because nobody knows what that movie is. So those great movies. I believe that is the last one I have on
Speaker: A beautiful princess gets catfished. Shrek again? Aladdin. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Well, yeah. Man wins a ticket for a boat ride. And his girlfriend lets him drown anyways. Titanic.
Speaker: Titanic 30 year old action acting 12 all because she wants a daddy Well, is that 13 going on 30 or something I got with Jennifer Gardner no, it's a horror movie a 30 year old acting 12 because she wants a daddy. I don't know the name of the movie. I just read it. You know that girl. Oh It's a fucking
Speaker: Can't remember the name of the movie A series of naps final one Who's about to be me man, he's fucking meds trying to fight off the
Speaker: What's that? A series of maps. Uh, sleepless in Seattle. No, I don't know. Inception. I've never seen it. All I did was slip of that fucking book. That's what I'm fighting. I'm fighting to sleep so hard right now. Cause I get it. I get it. I'm fighting it. Oh, here's one.
Speaker: Single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection Single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection Avengers
Speaker: Oh my god. Look at that. It's nice. There was another one here but I can't. I don't know where I found it. I had this pulled up on Twitter. This is the one that got off of Princess Princess. Ah. Girl wakes up to a stranger on top of her in a bed but she's cool because he's hot.
Speaker: Cinderella or whatever Sleeping Beauty Paris destroys local town to show how corrupt and their capitalist society is Terrorists destroy is local town to show how corrupt their capitalist society is
Speaker: Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Speaker: Yeah, here's one Board game or game that you can get on your phone, too I'm sure it is Wealthy girl decide doesn't share her floating door with poor drowning boy after he draws her naked Yeah, this is what I thought this one's got a little bit hard but Donald Trump is a human being for three seconds
Speaker: Home Alone, Lost in New York. Yeah, there you go. So only movie I can think of it being. Yeah, that's the only one I thought of too. A train conductor kidnaps and brings, kidnaps children and brings them to an isolated village in the North Pole. Polar Express, Tom Hanks. There you go. Took him to Epstein Island. Out of his wheelhouse.
Speaker: A group of friends decide to spend a lot of their time online. Okay. The Matrix. Man's midlife crisis endangers his family and entire city. Iron Man. The Incredibles.
Speaker: This is what I wanted to fight a young man A young man forcefully binds others men With sticky fluid that comes from his body Spider -man Spider -man Spider -man
Speaker: Kids come out of the closet Narnia Okay, vital one guaranteed, but this is my favorite white child is totally special goes to a private school Look at Harry Potter
Speaker: If you're ever going to laugh at something, so basically what they do on Twitter and stuff, when people post these, they put the description and they put a picture of the movie or a character from the movie or a scene or whatever. Like, oh my gosh, I literally sat here the other night reading these off my wife and she's like, I don't know what that is. I was like, it's the Wizard of Oz. She's like, wait, we're going to hit you. Oh my God, it is.
Speaker: And I found that by accident. Somebody, one of my coworkers was like, you should talk about this on your, on your podcast. And she sent me the hashtag. I was like, explain them. They don't fly badly. Okay. She's like, no, put it into Twitter or put it into Google. And I did. And I'm like, this is funny. It kind of worked out since, considering you didn't feel well. Yeah.
Speaker: Unfortunately, that's the only one I have I didn't think you'd let me go on as long as you You were you were perfectly fine because like I said, what are the side effects of both of my medicines is drowsiness and I took one right before the show and I was like, you know, I Know I fell asleep earlier, but maybe I'll be alright, but I'm struggling here. I'm fighting it
Speaker: Oh, I didn't have one that you should instantly get. And I haven't memorized. A man moves to a town to become the sheriff and has to deal with local wildlife. Man moves to town to become a local sheriff and has to deal with local wildlife. The hell?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Hard -working Cuban immigrant becomes a successful entrepreneur. Dies for blood poisoning! Hard -working Cuban immigrant becomes a successful entrepreneur.
Speaker: Oh, one of my favorite ones that I didn't find I wanted to bring up voice been seven years as the third wheel. So we may not get this one. Seven years as the third wheel. Yeah. Harry Potter. Because Ron and Hermione are marrying each other and their best friend is Harry. So he's a third wheel for seven years.
Speaker: A group spends nine hours returning jewelry What a group spends nine hours returning jewelry Lord of the Rings trilogy Yeah
Speaker: years ago 2012 I'm trying to fucking hit this thing to work here because I actually have a couple things since go means right around the corner a fresh widower
Speaker: No idea It's what inside the counts it changes her outside and
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Speaker: Yeah Goddamn skippy hippie What that means is we're gonna take a real quick break when we come back from break I have a couple things that I've been holding on to because
Speaker: this Halloween. I mean literally or right in the heartbeat. Jeff. Yeah. I have two articles for you. Excellent. One article is the scariest urban legends in every state and the the other article that I have. Yeah. Well, it's the spookiest ghost stories from every state that'll send us chill down your spine. Oh.
Speaker: Yeah, during the break, I'll decide. Yeah, ghost stories or urban legends. Let me know when we come back for break. We'll hit one tonight and then maybe we'll hit one next week sometime. Yeah. Because Tuesday is actually Halloween next week, so. Yeah, maybe we'll hit it either. I'll do a Monday or. Yeah, maybe we'll hit one Saturday if we have time. Hopefully Saturday I'll be feeling better and I'll be a little bit more lively.
Speaker: if you will. Maybe I'll be dead by then. I don't know. As I said, you said you were almost dying the other day. I said, don't tell me you had to grab her before me. Yeah. That was my hardest move. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, but, uh, yeah, I want to, uh, I will sit.
Speaker: before I play music. So Monday night, I was having technical difficulties over here. And again, I got to shout out StreamYard because I was having issues where I wasn't loading up when I came back from break. But the stream never died. I never lost the stream. So what did I do? Everybody listening in the listening audience and whoever's listening to the replay, they got a three -peat of Maddie James from Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: I played three songs back to back to back until I was able to get my shit, my connection fixed. So shout out to StreamYard because I was able to just, like I turned into a goddamn real DJ, man. It was like 15 songs an hour, every hour guaranteed. Let's talk more music. You're at 101 .7, the Glick. It's no Metallica any day ever here. But, um,
Speaker: Let's go ahead and keep up with the Rolling Stones here just because I really liked this song. Uh, and I liked this band doing it. The Delta bombers with their sympathy for the devil.
Speaker: introduced myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year This old man, man, his soul and friend I was where Jesus cried And his moment of doubt and pain Made them show that the Pilate
Speaker: Wash his hair and seal his hair Face me too, hope to guess my name
Speaker: I wrote a text, held a general's ring When the plagues ring, raise and nobody stays Please to meet you, hope you get my name, oh yeah
Speaker: I shout it out, who kills the Kennedys? When I broke, it was you and me Please meet you, hope to guess my name
Speaker: Now all your sinners say I'll hedge his tail just call me Lucifer I believe I'm song -riffing So if you meet me, have some courtesy Have some symphony and some taste Use all your well -known qualities I'll lay your soul to rest
Speaker: Oh, yes, my name Ah, yeah
Speaker: Yeah, there are the Delta bombers with their cover of the Rolling Stones empty for the devil Welcome back to nonsense go nonsense. Everybody. He's Jeff. I'm sleepy click not like sleepy Weirdly oddly sniffing children Hello cool jazz What
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Speaker: Modern Warfare, the haunting event that's going on right now. I got to collect me some souls and I found out that I'm a fucking moron and it's, um, model where all the jump scares and everything are. It's different DMZ app. So I'll be on there tomorrow night. I think when we get back from trick or treating, let's get the kids all settled in and squared away. Uh, and, uh, kind of go from there. Well,
Speaker: uh while we're having breaks you said you had a couple stories and i'm coming in the mood for a ghost story we'll do urban legends we'll do that you know some ghost stories well the good thing about these are these are super short and super sweet so it's more the so are the urban legends so i'll be able to fly through these and no i don't have all the answers i don't have
Speaker: I'm just reading what's on the fucking sheet. So don't be obsessed for the next year and a half. I'm just saying, the pictures on the swing set still doesn't make sense. I told you what happened. Fucking the snack stand was right by the swings and the trucker didn't set his parking brake and the truck slid into some mud. I'm saying somebody doesn't have architecture.
Speaker: She, she tried to, uh, she tried to cool a man the side of the truck and what she actually did was mosquito around a windshield. Sorry. I shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but anyways, so I got the, everybody that went there was dead now. These, these spooky ghost stories in every state will send a chill down your spine. I don't know if they're actually going to be spooky. I don't know if they're actually going to scare you. Maybe it's just going to be like, didn't know that. Um, they don't scare me.
Speaker: I don't have to worry about him. They're in his face. I don't think I can't find him. I don't think I can't find him. Typically Cancun or Mexico. Dude, you literally told me what about Cancun. I've lived in Cancun for 20 years. Yeah. I told my wife about that. She didn't believe me. I replayed the episode for her. Ruha's house.
Speaker: Anyways, this is from Parade Magazine. So I can't imagine it's gonna be super scary. Sharing spooky ghost stories, whether it's around the campfire with family or at a slumber party with friend war during Halloween festivals, can be a whole lot of fun. And we have found the best real ghost stories ever told from each state across the United States.
Speaker: These stories are from every region and they will send chills up and down their spine. From freaky ghost stories about dead lovers or murdered families to creepy ghost stories about science experiments, gone wrong or random bullet holes. This is a giant list of the spookiest ghost stories you'll ever have your mind really.
Speaker: The best part of the all these spooky ghost stories are still unsolved mysteries. So you'll never know when these ghosts will be spotted again. It is an alphabetical order roll motherfucking tide. Alabama, March 1st, 1858, the Eliza battle caught fire in the middle of freezing Tom Bigby River.
Speaker: Lifeboat is burned and Mary Taylor loses her new husband as they face a frigid water and each other's arm she is however rescued by her childhood sweetheart who was also on the steamboat apparently her hubby's ghost like I said these are short and sweet so her hubby's ghost haunts that river
Speaker: I would assume. Alaska. Mary arrives in Alaska and checks into the Golden North Hotel where she becomes engaged. Soon her fiancee, Klondike,
Speaker: It has to return to his prospecting over Chilkoot Pass, over 500 miles away. He never returned and sometime later, Mary was found dead in her room. They say that she still waits there for her fiance to return so they may wed. Did she kill herself? I think she did. I do know this story. I think she did kill herself. She's like a disgruntled ghost.
Speaker: Again, like I said, I don't have the answers, man. Unless we come across one I know. These are quick hitters. Well, that's what I was assuming, because I think you had told that story. Or maybe we heard it when we were talking about the haunted hotels. Yeah, something like that. But I've read a bunch of this stuff. So some of these I might know. Some of these I might know and be able to provide a little bit more in depth. Arizona.
Speaker: Now along old route 66, the Monte Vista Hotel in Flagstaff, Arizona was opened in 1927, built entirely from public taxes. That's not a bad gig.
Speaker: Uh, you can't be dead. This hotel became a very popular and over the years has been stayed in by people from all walks of life, including famous, famous people, strange occurrences, including noises and sightings, hopped the halls. And many ghosts are reported from Cowboys in the lobby to prostitutes in the pool and bell boys knocking on doors. And if you're Zach Baggins from ghost adventures, you're trying to bang the ghost prostitutes because that's what that motherfucker does.
Speaker: If there's a fair in a hotel and he's like, I'm staying in this room. And after my own heart, I'm just saying, it's all scary, but we do work out good for Torrey. Arkansas, the McCollum. Childister house, which is now a museum named.
Speaker: or a Mr. Childress care who delivered mail for a living. He was accused of spying for the Confederacy and bullet holes can be seen upstairs where he was shot in his home. Some report, Mr. Childress still resides in the home again. What's that? What's that? Arkansas. Man was accused of spying and apparently the town didn't take too kindly to that. Well, vigilante justice, if you will.
Speaker: Yeah. That's enough reason for a ghost to stick around. I'll be pissed. Reminding my own business. And that's what happened with. California.
Speaker: A local lady decides to have a walk and take her child to the park. After being distracted by chatting with an acquaintance, she realizes in horror that the baby is gone. After running around frantically looking for the baby and a moment of complete despair, she walks into the lake and dies, AKA the lady of the lake. That's been retold by first like that has been all over the world.
Speaker: Every state and every city has a lady of the lake story. Yeah. Yeah. Crybaby bridge. Um, the hitchhiker, you know, you driving along on a stormy night and there's a beautiful girl on the side of the road. So she gets in your car, you give her her jacket, you take her home. When you look at the back seat, she's gone. So is your jacket. You go up and knock on the door anyways, her mother answers and says,
Speaker: That's my daughter, she died 50 years ago. The next morning you go to the cemetery to look and there on her grave is your jacket. Every city has a lady of like every state. Colorado, the Buffalo Rose Saloon, whose history dates back some 150 years. There are reports of a ghostly girl who haunts the saloon day and night, making noises as she often reported to be heard going up and down the stairs.
Speaker: in the basement, lay an old swimming pool from the 1920s now covered. This is thought to be her favorite room as employees speculate that she may have drowned in the pool. Every saloon is going to have a ton of fucking ghost stories, especially one of that age. Yeah. And especially in the quote unquote West. Uh, but I'll take it. Cool.
Speaker: On December 2nd of 1916, head lighthouse keeper Frederick Jordan left to row ashore to spend the holiday with his family. Sadly, he never made it as a gigantic gust of wind is reported to have capsized his boat and his assistant was unable to rescue him. Iton takes his place as the head keeper and is haunted by memories reporting seeing Jordan around the lighthouse.
Speaker: and the logbook mysteriously being left open to the day of his death. Jordan is also credited for leading some ships to safety and some light malfunctions at the lighthouse. He's still doing his job after all these years. Making sure that ships make complete overtime. Well, I mean, do you think you get overtime if you're dead? Well, he's still doing his job. I think he should. I'm a half man. I mean, the dead can vote.
Speaker: the dead convo be a man work until you're dead then put in a couple hours because it's time and a half for overtime be a man yeah put in a couple more fucking uh a few more years uh Delaware the woodburn mansion is considered by many to be the most haunted place in Delaware the ghosts are considered mostly pleasant
Speaker: And are experienced by many witnesses prior to being the governor's house, this haunted place in Delaware is home to many members of Delaware's elite class from slave raiders still hanging in the trees to soldiers who are seen stealing the wine at night and a certain little girl who favors the garden. This old house has no shortage of apparitions.
Speaker: apparently has a very colorful history yeah no kidding uh count me in i want to go visit it oh our favorite place of florida doesn't that kind of remind you of watching jango you know everything looks like candy land you know yeah that's what i pictured when you're saying all that stuff i was like
Speaker: Yeah, right. Florida. Florida. Saint Augustine which is one of the most haunted cities in Florida. Old history. Seems to be a hotbed of paranormal activity. Many ghosts left with unfinished business or regretful memories are seen
Speaker: Castillo de San Marcos. Tolomato Cemetery. St. Augustine Lighthouse, the old jail and the Spanish Military Hospital. So I've actually been. And I believe isn't St. Augustine where the quote unquote fountain of youth is according to Florida. Floridians. Possibly.
Speaker: Oh, it's Tony's favorite Georgia. Tony's favorite favorite. Favorite thing in Georgia, Lake Lanier named after Sydney Lanier in 18th century Georgia. Georgia poet who wrote the song of the Chattahoochee. Was created by Army Corps of Engineers after the farmlands were purchased for low prices from the residents who and whose families had owned the land for generations.
Speaker: Lake is reported to be haunted as it is not only popular, but large and holding memories of much forgotten history, probably including unmarked graves. Yes, this is one of those lakes that there's been many lakes and a lot of people only like to tell partial stories. And it wasn't just all black farm owners, it was farmers of both black and white. And the government basically came in and screwed them and said, we're flooding it and turning it into Lake Lemire.
Speaker: So underneath Lake Lanier, there's still probably buildings and whatnot and cemeteries and this and the other thing. But not only that video on that, where somebody took a drone, like one of those, I mean, there's a drone that's a submarine. Oh, really? And if you put it in, it's got the camera and all that stuff, and you control it, you know, with us, whatever, and it records it. And they were actually going into buildings in the lake.
Speaker: But there's been a ton of since this lake was done. There's been a ton of disappearances Unexplained deaths, so it is said to be an extremely haunted lake I'd like to get down there and check it out. Honestly. It's beautiful, too I mean don't don't don't let the ghost stuff scare you away. It's a beautiful area Oh Yeah, I imagine Hawaii
Speaker: No surprise Pearl Harbor and Honolulu, Hawaii marks the resting place of 1 ,102 of the 1 ,177 sailors killed by the Japanese attack on the USS Arizona during the attack on Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941.
Speaker: It isn't uncommon for local officers to respond. That's just Charlie when water faucets turn themselves on radio stations switch or heavy doors swing back and forth inexplicably. Charlie is one of the most famous ghosts there. You have almost 1200 fucking deaths. And, uh, you know, a little over 1100 of those people. That's their resting bodies are still there. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: You're going to have some ghosts. It's just going to happen. That's that's actually on my bucket list is is all over. Yeah, I'd like to get down there. I'd like to get down to Hawaii one day. Maybe. I mean, I would literally just go to Pearl Harbor and get back on the fucking plane. Rest of the way I don't care about. We'd like to go visit Hawaii. Obviously want to go to Pearl Harbor while I'm down there.
Speaker: But, uh, Idaho, land of potatoes. Are you really? I like French fried taters, mustard fried taters. Are you really a ho? Oh, sorry, the state. We all know the answer to that. And we all know who the ho on the show is. I don't mention any names or pointing any fingers there, Jeffrey, but, uh,
Speaker: The state penitentiary in Idaho began in 1870 as a One -cell house and quickly grew into a complex of buildings Surrounded by large sandstone wall. The sandstone wall was built by stones mined by the prisoners From the nearby rock quarries and for a long time prisoners suffered inhumane conditions in The prison you're a fucking prisoner. Shut up
Speaker: Raymond Allen Snowden, known as Idaho's Jack the Ripper, is set to haunt the building where he was executed. I mean, it's kind of been addressed in a lot of movies and stuff like that, but especially like 13 Ghosts, because there was that the serial killer. Yeah. And various others, you know, obviously they killed people.
Speaker: If you were a serial killer in life and your ghost is still around could you still be near daring people's Pretty crazy Just turn around still racking up numbers like in Frighteners with Michael J. Fox. There you go. Yeah. Oh boy. Gary Busey son racking up the numbers, sir Yeah Hi
Speaker: I'm dying. We're literally in a ship. I wasn't talking to you, Jeff. I'm dying. I'm dying from the inside out. Illinois at Graceland Cemetery in Chicago
Speaker: A beautiful statue of a girl who died at six sets ironically protected by a glass casing as some legends state that she may have died. Struck by lightning and left outside during a thunderstorm. That was weird. Yes, as some legends states that she may have died stuck by lightning and left outside during a thunderstorm as punishment.
Speaker: Okay, so she was in trouble. Get your ass outside. You're in trouble. Oh shit. She just got struck by lightning inside. Yeah. Others say the storm appeared suddenly and others say that she died of tuberculosis locus. Uh, there's a mystery surrounding the girl and the statue is reported to be missing from the glass case on stormy nights. Interesting.
Speaker: So nobody really knows how a little girl died, but she died, but the statue disappears on stormy nights. And it's enclosed in a glass case. I mean, I mean, we need to make a trip to Illinois. I'm in. I mean, fuck, I watch. It's not like she's going to attack us. I just want to see if the statue disappeared.
Speaker: But you know what? Here's what our luck will be. We'll get there. And during a storm, it just lowers in the ground. You're like, Oh, what a fucking dip. Bullshit. Then I smash the glass. Like the like the on the Rolls Royce, they have the. I don't remember the disappears like that. I think it runs away. Some straight up bullshit. Taking the statue with us, Jeff. This is bullshit.
Speaker: uh indiana do i win um i want my money back right indiana the tunnelton tunnel fun the tunnelton tunnel funnily named was built in the 1800s and many believe it is haunted
Speaker: It is haunted as it is surrounded by ghost stories. It is believed that there was a cemetery here where caskets were exposed as the tunnel was dug. So they aggravated the dead. Well, yeah, they went through a cemetery. Something like that. Right. I don't know who wrote this, but they're terrible at writing. I don't think egos was their first language. There's a lot coming from me.
Speaker: Um, Iowa, just outside of Burlington at a cliff that dominates the evening sky, a woman named Lucinda waited for her husband. His cart was broken and he was delayed, but Lucinda thought that he had run away with another woman and in despair, hurled herself from the cliff. She haunts the spot now, say her name three times and she may appear. If she lays a rose at your feet, you'll die terribly within the next two days.
Speaker: Whoa, looky there. A woman over being overly dramatic. What does she fucking Beetlejuice? What? You call her name three times? What does she fucking Beetlejuice? Calm down, ladies. Oh, no. My husband must have ran off with another man. No, his fucking cart broke down, you goofy bitch. I must throw myself from this mountaintop.
Speaker: Wait five more minutes. He's walking in the rain. Yeah, I mean, there might be more logical things to do than toss yourself off of a cliff. I'm just saying. Get the card, look for the motherfucker. Even even 200 years ago, women were not logical and had no sense. That's why men are better at being women than you are. Sorry, supposed to be telling ghost stories. Squirrel.
Speaker: Kansas. Just in the way. There's a story about a woman that gets sucked up by a tornado. I was just singing Kansas. I don't know. Well, within Sand Hill State Park, Rome's hamburger man. Wait, I'm in Kansas? What's that?
Speaker: No surprise. Again, I didn't have a grabber, but you'll be the first one to do. Uh, Sandhill state park, Rome's hamburger man, disfigured in life by a fire. He became a murderer who dragged his victims to his shack in the Hills. Hamburger mill man killed them with his hook blade and ground their meat into hamburger for his pleasure. Damn son.
Speaker: Since the 1950s. Since the 1950s, he's stocked the hills and continues now as a monstrous goat who goes to prowls the night. Damn, that's fucking wild. You can go on that one by yourself. I eat the hamburger. I'm not in the hamburger. Yeah, I'm, I'm going, I'm in.
Speaker: I'm going to go to **** Kroger to get hamburger meat for 99 cents. I'm going to kill my buddy. I'm going to go find the hamburger man. I just got McDonald's for less than 10 bucks. I'm going to go find the hamburger. Is it wrong that I want to open up a McDonald's at the end of that?
Speaker: like, like 100 yards from his house. Or right next door. Underneath. Bro, you don't you can literally come right next door. Or are you going to play black on his building top of the story and burger man and then right next door. Or is he supplying your
Speaker: your your
Speaker: Oh, that's like me and Nikki buying Jeffrey Dahmer's house and turning it into a bed and breakfast. Stay the night and stay for breakfast. Oh, Kentucky, Kentucky, Kentucky, Kentucky.
Speaker: Well, that's West Virginia. We'll get there. 170 years ago in Haroldsburg, a woman claiming to be the daughter of a judge came to a mineral spa frequented by the rich and famous. Drawn from her room by the music in the hall below, she danced to every song and twirled with partners all night long. When the last song played, she died in her partner's arms.
Speaker: In her room, they found no proof of her identity and her story was forgotten. Years later, the spa burned down. The town died and a lonely madhouse was built on the spot. The asylum also burned and now people sometimes see the ghost of a woman dancing in the moonlight and asking strangers for directions to the spa. Sounds like she had to grab her while she was dancing. It sounds like like
Speaker: Why did you throw in the madhouse? Like, why did you throw the asylum into that story? I was really expecting more from the asylum, like. Yeah, just because she can't hold her liquor and can't dance for long. Yeah, she's just. She's just dying on the dance floor, man, she. Dancing her heart out. I see what you did there. I see what you did there.
Speaker: in Louisiana. Come on down to Baton Rouge everybody. Baton Rouge. 1992 on the Myrtle plantation and insurance photograph of the buildings revealed a mysterious image between the general store and the butler's pantry stood in apparition of a slave girl and an antebellum dress national geographic explorer examined the photo and found the measurements of the wreath
Speaker: to be human, they called her Chloe and made her, made a postcard of the images. Years later, another apparition called the ghost girl was photographed in another location on the plantation. Are Chloe and the ghost girl related somehow? Or are they part of a group? One of many troubled souls forever wandering the plantation. Myrtle plantations down there in Louisiana is said to be super freaking haunted, obviously.
Speaker: because of its history. Yeah, I wonder why. I mean, when people died there. Yeah. I'm just saying it was a smudge on the can. Well, no, no, it was a ghost girl. Jackass. I just told you that. I'm sorry. No, we can go to Maine next.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From Maryland to Texas. Story swirl of a man who stands nearly eight feet tall. He has the torso of a man with the legs. Just me out for a walk. Don't mind me.
Speaker: He ran out of beer. He went to the store. Calm down. He's the champ. Going on a B .W .E .R .U .N. No, the man stands nearly eight feet tall. He has a torso of a man with the legs and feet of a goat. His eyes glow red and he kills his prey with an axe. The goat man is said to have killed more than 15 people. He can jump very high, make strange sounds and has an unpleasant smell.
Speaker: He's gassy. God, give him a break. Yeah. A little shitty pants. I mean, I got him. He's letting him to use the restroom because, you know, he's got legs in a goat. He's eight foot tall. He's going to smell a little bit. Well, then he's chopping fucking people up with a goddamn ax. Oh, there's that. I mean, it might be, it might be a little bit of a downfall.
Speaker: Uh, just just just a little downfall Um A little bit of a fetish. Okay. Yeah And Maryland So even they mention it here in this Maryland thing in Arkansas You'll hear the legend of the goat man with the upper body of a human in the lower body of a goat the so -called goat man carries an axe and
Speaker: and has rams growing out of his head. As the ghost story goes, people who claim to have seen him said he's between six to eight feet tall and gives off a terrible odor that indicates his presence. However, he was first reported in 1957 when people in Arkansas saw a hairy looking half man half goat monster in Beltsman, Maryland.
Speaker: He said to have said to be the byproduct of a science experiment gone wrong. When Dr. Scott Fletcher was experimenting on goats at the Beltsville agricultural research center. What's that stupid movie? I learned a Dr. Monroe. Yes. I learned a Dr. Monroe. Calm down. Nice guy. He looks like Bob Kilmer. I'm just saying. Everybody misjudged Frankenstein.
Speaker: or Frankenstein's monster. Yeah. He just doesn't like matching. Frankenstein wasn't even Frankenstein's real name. No. It was Dr. Frankenstein who created the monster. Yeah. Quote unquote monster. Massachusetts, a bunch of fucking assholes. Yeah, I'm the asshole. Yeah, atop George Island and Boston Harbor sits Fort Warren.
Speaker: It was built in the beginning area at the beginning of the Civil War and House Confederate prisoners. Melanie, the wife of a Confederate officer, planned to break her husband out of Fort Warren. She dressed as a man and snuck into the fort with tools and weapons. During the escape, she mistakenly shot and killed her husband.
Speaker: And we let a woman do a man's job. Just cause you dress like a man. I mean, you can do a man's job woman. I'm sorry. She was quickly captured and sentenced to hang. The only clothing they had for her to wear on the gallows was a long black dress. Melanie was buried on the foregrounds, but her troubled ghost can be seen wandering the Island in search of her long dead husband, baby. I think the last thing that he wants to do is see you in the afterlife.
Speaker: trying to help him escape. Like, yeah, I'm good. Maybe she identified as a man. I don't know. Yeah, buddy. Love you. See you in the morning. She identified as a man. I don't know. Women cannot be men. Men can be women. It's improved.
Speaker: Michigan and it's actually an Ohio urban legend slash ghosts ghost story as well I really don't know why Michigan is getting the credit for this one, but the the melon heads It's your people Jeff. They're little people with round heads who scamper through the woods I guess so Allagan County, Michigan they wander the
Speaker: the Sugatuk Dunes State Park and are said to live in the tunnels beneath it. They are blamed for madness and murder and are rumored to be cannibals. Stories vary widely, however, so who's to say which legend is true? I'm just saying, don't fuck with my little people. He might be.
Speaker: The Melon heads is an urban legend slash ghost story here in Ohio And basically it was another one of those science experiments on children that went wrong Minnesota That's okay, I don't talk to him subject talked to him the public hotel opened in 1901 unlike Most on it. Night, buddy. Love you
Speaker: Unlike most haunted locations, the ghosts there don't seem to be troubled or lonely. The Palmer House ghosts appear to be enjoying their good memories of the hotel. The tales abound of children laughing, adults talking, and pets playing in the rooms and halls. Many guests and workers have seen spirits through the years and seem to be intrigued by them rather than frightened. I'm kind of, I'm down for that one. I'm in. Who doesn't want to play with little ghost dogs? That'd be cool.
Speaker: Well, imaginary sticks, so I can be a bit smarter. Haha, I'm smart. Like a Grinch. Haha, I'm smart. Who's that? I'm not afraid of a friendly ghost, so it's basically the story of Casper.
Speaker: I'm gonna do a couple more of these and then we can maybe touch back I mean I can scroll down to Ohio. Yes We'll do this one and then I'll bum down to Ohio and that'll be the halfway point Mississippi blue a coffin
Speaker: Was a woman suffering from bipolar disorder in the 1900s, Mississippi. These were the days before lithium treatment were available. So Bula, uh, went in and out of mental institutions. One of her parents wakened to find her standing over them with a hatchet. This resulted in Bula being institutionalized for the rest of her life. She died in a mental ward. Yeah. Yeah. She died in a mental ward. Uh, and her ghost was later seen haunting her family home, a mansion styled house called
Speaker: Linden Hill, a family from Arizona, Botland and Hole Hill and modern time, Stacey Humphries, the wife of the family, now lays a rose on Beulah's grave every month to give her peace and rest. This business is cool. Cool. Cool. Well, you know, all women are, are a form of bi. There's a bisexual or bipolar. That's just the fact. Cold hard facts. And if you don't believe me,
Speaker: Wow, this is the best thing to do for fucking ohio. I really feel like these stories give ohio the short end of the stitch stick For generations the legend of bloody mary is terrified and dared ohio's children's sleepovers most say it's just an urban legends But why does it persist? And why are there so many children and grown -ups alike still regret? Reluctant excuse me words are hard to step into a dark room after midnight stare into a mirror and utter a bloody mary
Speaker: Bloody Mary Bloody Mary. I gotta admit. I've done it. I've done it several times. Matter of fact, it would happen. It would be **** real matter of fact, I'll do it this weekend and I'll do a live video or not live video, but I'll make a TikTok video. I'm just saying I have **** luck. So it probably happened that I would die.
Speaker: Do for Ohio, I mean we have We have Loveland Castle, we've got the fucking man's go work formatory we've got You have the you have the Columbus jail the old original Columbus jail you have So many places here in Ohio and that's what you did a fucking urban legend that's not even real
Speaker: I clean **** down to you parade. Bloody Mary's like all over the US. It's everywhere. It's all over the world, man. Yeah. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it live on the show Saturday night. So, we're going to go until midnight or later and I'm going to take my laptop. Good luck with that. And I'm going to take my laptop while you're with me and we're going to turn the brightness down way low and I'm going to go in the bathroom and turn my
Speaker: My camera or my my laptop around so you guys can see the mirror and I'm going to go to your phone. Well, I could do that too. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Plug your computer from the wall. It turns off. No, I know I can unplug my computer. Hell, I've done shows out in the living room. And another is going to happen. However, from from out of view, you're going to see me put a bloody Mary in front of the camera.
Speaker: Actually, I was going to. I'm actually looking up clips that I can play to jump scare you. I don't jump scare you. See, now that would be a lot of fun. Oh, so I make Christmases out. Yeah. Yeah, that's been a we saw story for a while.
Speaker: I know more stories in Ohio for that than that. I have a couple books. I'll give you guys an Ohio ghost story Saturday. You know what? We talked about if you win the lotto. That's going to be your new job. If you win the lotto. I would I would challenge you to travel around the world going to ghost places.
Speaker: Oh, I would absolutely do it. It wouldn't even have challenged me. And I'm going to buy a bunch of properties, murder houses, good haunted houses, haunted buildings. Yeah. I'm going to head up to a fucking wherever it was, Connecticut or whatever. And I'm going to buy the conjuring house. Really? If I have enough money, I'm going to buy the Winchester mansion.
Speaker: I'm surprised California didn't that they were California went with the lady of the lake and not the wind change Chester Mansfield. I know once again, Lady Lake is everywhere. Yeah, I'm just saying it's like the person that wrote this article was like, give me one for California, go on par. I don't know. Give a lady like, oh, okay. Like, come on, do a little research. Yeah, Winchester Mansion is probably the biggest haunted story out of California.
Speaker: You have failed its parade magazine Actually, I think they are pretty big public publication I've never heard of before I think it's a chick magazine Yeah, even even when magazines were a big thing and I was
Speaker: Uh, I read Sports Illustrated, WWE, Maxim, and FM or FHM. I, the only thing I ever had, the only subscription magazine I ever had, I had Super Chevy. And then I had Hot Rider. And I played with those because the articles were riveting. Oh yeah, that one article about how to rewire your stereo. I remember that purpose.
Speaker: I don't think a single one of my my super Chevy's or or Hot Rider Magazine stayed in in tax because I would constantly rip out ages cut out pictures and post them all in my **** balls. I think I still have a **** ton of magazines and I actually I know I do because we talked about this one time when I was doing a show by myself.
Speaker: and I brought them out. I have in my closet. I've got a stack of fucking like wrestling and and and maximum and and and shit like that in my closet. Some of the stuff is kind of crazy to go back and look at now because some of that shit's like from the late 90s and early. Yeah. Well, you know, I was actually was I was watching there's a there's this lady on TikTok. She does things that
Speaker: if you grew up in the nineties, you'll recognize. And she just, it's just, she scrolls through a couple of pictures and as a nineties teenager, you and I would sit there and go, fuck, I forgot about that shit. Like the, the rubber bands that were shaped like things, you know, or, or Tamagotchis and shit like that. You know, it's just, it's just pure and under nothing but nostalgia.
Speaker: And it's like, if she pops up on my For You page, I'm watching. Yeah. It's just like, oh. You know, of course, of course, every once in a while somebody will be like, you know, in the 90s they wore jinko jeans. I'm like, yeah, we did. I did. I know you did, but I did. Me for yourself. You did. I was cool, man. If I, I actually called my mom the other day and I said, Hey, I said, I know you can still got a bunch of my shit.
Speaker: She's like, well, not really. I said, do you still have my Chico's? She's like, no, he goes with a one. I was like, I guarantee they still fit me. Do section goes. Oh, man, they're comfy fucking jeans. Do you say so, man? I had 30, 30, 32 inch bell.
Speaker: They look fucking ridiculous. They did. Oh, they did. One hundred percent. But yeah. And you look fucking ridiculous wearing them. Oh, 100 percent. But I looked awesome. It's like my brother, you know, he was a teenager in the seven. And, you know, what I what I.
Speaker: first bought my jinkos, my 30s, my 32 inch bell jinkos. He's like, man, those look like probably would have worn a 70s only. The upper part was tighter, and we would buy a regular pair of jeans, cut them up to one side and sew in a weird pattern. I was like, that sounds like a lot of work. Yeah, right.
Speaker: I wanted to give you homework for and look up a bunch of videos that we can play them and I can't remember what it was. I brought it up Monday. I can't remember what it was. We were talking about it. Like I bet I could give Jeff that. More teachers were pretty good about that. I don't know. I'll find out. In the last 30 minutes, we could always look at switching videos.
Speaker: I don't think I have another 30 minutes and 20 minutes and I was going to say, I was going to say, you're about ready to die off. That's fine. We can go ahead and close early tonight. It'll be the first time in, I don't know, like four months, but we've
Speaker: Yeah. I'm really struggling. I'm sorry, guys. I should have just canceled the show tonight, but well, I mean, we had a decent one. We're still 20 minutes to go before shows over. Jeff was rambling about his work. And I was trying to find something on the way. So we didn't start until like 22. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you know, we got, we got at least played the one little video. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. So Sunday,
Speaker: We went to IHOP. We did minutes of walking in there. I get so fatigued. Because my sister -in -law had never been. And she's like, what's IHOP like? I said, let's talk about buttered sausage. Buttered sausage. I don't know what it is. Where it comes from. She's like, what? I said, I don't buy jam. My honey.
Speaker: You fucking quit she doesn't know what you're talking about. She should we play all the fucking podcast all the time. Yeah, he watches your podcast And I start Sounds like oh my god, we went to I often I got they have the
Speaker: It's like four pieces of French toast, two over easy eggs, hash browns, sausage, bacon, and four pancakes. It was fucking awesome. Of course I had like four cups of coffee with it. So good. You're going to have a goddamn grabber on the show. It's going to be amazing. If you make it to a show,
Speaker: I mean, I'm on death bed and I'm still here. And if I do die, my ghost will be here. It won't make a woo sound. I do have a little quickie.
Speaker: In Britain, the Daily Mail reports a man, 24, was fined. Can you guess what he was fined for? Masturbation. He was fined for pretending to be a ghost and making woo -hoo noises and waving his arms about in the cemetery.
Speaker: There's a there's a tick tock page where it shows a bunch of They show Photos just like you know when I do the the means and we we scroll through my feet It's like that and they show all these weird news stories from Britain and stuff like that like outside the
Speaker: The, there was one outside of bank is a defibrillator. That way, when you look at your ballots, you can reach up to your heart. And then the one, you know, in Britain, you don't dial 911. You dial 999. And they have outside in a park, a sign, a phone there that says, for fire, heart disease, dial 999.
Speaker: Oh, those are cute. And there's only three buttons on the phone, and there are one, two, and three. Why do you like these? They're weird. Like, there's a whole bunch of them. Apparently, there's a video of a duck, or a swan, or something like that. But it was flying upside down. And experts have said, you know, they asked these experts, why does duck fly upside down?
Speaker: I'm just saying when I moved to France, I'm going to get arrested for that.
Speaker: Yeah, but it'd be funny because they have bigger cemeteries Cemeteries here are creepy Don't worry what I would the ghost of Glick is hosting this podcast. I'll I'll still be the champ. I'm the ghost I'm watching
Speaker: it's called lupin uh that's about the french french burglar um there's a yeah it's actually lupin but whatever well yeah it is it is 100 % lupin but in french it's pronounced lupin there is a documentary i i dare you not to watch and not 100 fall in love with it's called the spider man of paris
Speaker: It is literally a, it's like, uh, I think it's 45 minutes to an hour documentary about this guy in Paris in his twenties. He, he would literally literally climb the outside of a building and they do a dramatic Greek reenacting. He climbs the facade as in the wall with no support stories.
Speaker: to go to the top, build the top floor of the building and parkours around and breaks into houses. And he literally has the broke into a museum. It's called the Museum of Modern Art, uh, like within sight of the Eiffel Tower. And he stole in a single night five paintings, not small little ones. I'm talking like, you know,
Speaker: He had to take him out individually. He got away with it. And the only reason they, they, they had the cops had a heart that he was stealing stuff, you know, burglary, normal burglary. And the only reason he got caught for the paintings is because he fucking confessed. Cause he wanted to be like, yeah, I fucking did it. You guys had no fucking clue. But it's like, it's just,
Speaker: It's such a weird fucking documentary. I was watching last night with the wife and I was like, you ain't gotta watch this. Cause it just came out on Netflix. I said, we gotta check this out. You would not be able to watch this documentary, Chris. At one point they're showing him the reenaction of him on the rooftops and he slides down a slope that's like this, stops on the edge and looks over.
Speaker: And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, dude. It was. Oh, and then he's jumping across, uh, you know, alleyways from rooftop to rooftop like it's fucking nothing. Yeah. And I was just like, geez, God damn. No, what he is. He went to jail for eight years. Only eight years after robbing
Speaker: over 100 million euro which is about 110 million dollars worth of paintings. He went to jail for eight years. He is now 62 and him and his girlfriend occasionally walk around Paris and he'll just be like I still got it. He's like what? The next thing you know he's halfway up the fucking building.
Speaker: but at one point you see him actually have not a reenactment of he's he's showing the documentary crew on how he climbed the building and he goes up like two and a half stories and the way he did it you and I would say that I was literally going oh god oh jesus he's gonna fucking die on camera right yeah like I couldn't watch I had to turn my head
Speaker: you would 100 % not be able to watch because you're, you're high. But even me, I, you know, like the video, the guy changing the light bulb on that giant tower that we watch doesn't bother me. But you know, you get to, you know, that feeling when you're at the edge and you're just like, whoa, the entire reenactment of everything this guy does on these rooftops. I mean, he's jumping around like over shit.
Speaker: There are metal roofs and he's wearing just fucking knife and tennis shoes. And he's sliding down the side that comes to a real weird pitch. And then he's running along the side. Like the gutter is like this wide. This is Matt Gutter. He's running at it full fucking speed. On this side, it's dead. And I'm like, dude, I'm just kidding. It's insane. But it's actually a really interesting story on how he broke in.
Speaker: It took him four days to break in because he went and he did the most French thing possible. He pretended to be homeless with a bottle of wine and a giant baguette and sat in a window sill so he could look into the museum to check everything out at night. And he realized that there's screws holding the window in. So he hung up a curtain each night and he would clean a screw and remove it.
Speaker: and then paint over it with wood putty, paint over it, make it hatch, take the shit down, and do it again the next day. 12 days. Nobody noticed. On the 13th day, he went there, got the last screw out, removed this giant window, used bolt cutters to break open the gate, the gate's body loading on the inside, and just walked in. Your car from your house. He stole $110 million worth of heart.
Speaker: The reason he did away with it is because he's turning he basically Said yeah, see that poster you guys looking for those bangs. Like yeah, I did that. Yeah Well, now I don't want you not venturing neither does anybody else Exactly save you guys all the time. It is interesting though, but like I said the visuals of him jumping it You haven't good I'm out on that oh
Speaker: I was just trying to feel I'm there Yeah, I'm good on all that shit Oh I'm sitting there watching it. My brother just in there watching. Oh good. Oh No He jumped it had to be a a
Speaker: 20 -foot gap. It's not like he got a running start. He did a standing leap from one rooftop to the next, 20 feet. Like it went nuts. And the camera slowly goes over. And it's him. Oh, geez. Oh. I'm good. Oh. At night.
Speaker: Am good apparently apparently he was the the one lady In the documentary the one lady that he robbed one night. He took like 110 grand worth of shit out of her house. And the reason why he do these high -rises is people didn't lock the windows She was sleeping and He you know, it's a sort of reenactment. She's sleeping there and her husband's sleeping
Speaker: And he said, and they're like, well, what would you do if somebody woke up? He said, I fucking leave. I'm a bird with not a killer. Yeah. So he's like the nicest thief in the world, too. He's like, well, somebody woke up. I'm like, dude, if I woke up, I'll pray out the fucking window. We'll see if you can fly, too. Yeah. I wake up and catch you. You're more likely getting shot. A little pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. I said, you know,
Speaker: people that have them, the little dogs that bark and every little thing we go, it's kind of not a bad idea at that time. It was, I guess it happened in the nineties. Hmm. It was one of the big, eight years only. Well, I mean, he didn't, did he return to stuff? Did he? So, so basically he stole it. He had a bet.
Speaker: He took the fence, and the fence said, I'll give you 250 ,000 euro. And he's like, all right. The fence says, come back in a week. So for that week, he kind of does his own thing, kind of lays low, and goes back to the fence. The fence hands him a shoebox, and he's like, fuck yeah, I'm getting paid. I'm going to buy me a boat and disappear. The sailboat disappeared. He opens it up, and there's only 40 ,000. He's like, what the fuck? He's like, I'm still waiting. My guy is trying to get rid of the pain. I don't know.
Speaker: When the cops caught the guy, they did surveillance and they caught three guys. They caught Spider -Man. They caught the fence. They caught the guy that was selling the stuff for the fence. The guy that was selling the stuff for the fence lies about everything. And he told the cops, I heard you guys were coming to get me, I destroyed the painting. And threw him away. There's no proof of it.
Speaker: The theory is 99 % chance they're still out there. Yeah. So, but the guy that, quote unquote, destroyed the $110 million worth of art. I mean, we're talking Picasso's Renoir's, you know, one of ones. He got five years. The fence got seven years and the dude that did the thieving got eight.
Speaker: I mean, and I was like, what the fuck? She's like, yeah, the cops, the cops are French. Because the judges, the judges in France will literally, if you, if you robbed the store and everybody in their brother saw you do it, you're dead to rights guilt. Judge would be like, Chris, that was wrong. Are you going to do it again? No. Okay. Get the fuck out of my court. He has different laws. And that's why we say on your own time.
Speaker: If you're traveling away from home, be sure to know the laws before you do something stupid. But my buddy's, my buddy's schoolmate was a cop. And he says, you know, we'll work six months to capture a guy that's done a bunch of bad shit. He'll get in front of the judge and the judge will be like, that was wrong. Are you going to do it again? No, your honor. All right, get out of here before you go. So a lot of the cops quit because of that.
Speaker: Lazy yeah, that's wild I was Interesting little documentary, but like I said, I don't think you'd be able to make it pass the first 20 minutes from building to building five six stories up Yeah, no, I'm good. Oh I'll need to see all that Of course, it's all in French
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Speaker: You hear them howl around your kitchen door Better not let him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night Where worlds of London begin
Speaker: Who ran a fucking camp Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair Stay away from him and rip your lungs out, Jim I'd like to meet Liz Taylor Oh, where was I now?
Speaker: Saw a long genie walking with a queen Doing the werewolves of London Saw a long genie junior walking with a queen Doing the werewolves of London Saw a werewolf with a peanut carata and trade a fix
Speaker: Oh, we appreciate y 'all. Let's appreciate y 'all. I get out. Hopefully, you enjoyed the show even though I was dying. Hopefully, I'll be feeling better Saturday or Jeff will be joined with the ghost of Glick. One of the two. He's away. He's going to make fun of me somehow.
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Speaker: I love you guys. I love you too. Good night. When you're going through trials and tribulations and you're at the crossroads before you sign your solo way to the big man himself, just ask yourselves one little five letter question. W W N N D.
Speaker: Well, with nonsensical nonsense too. And do the opposite. Well, generally my response is grab a beer and say fuck it and just whatever happens happens. And always remember, be good or be good at it, you silly sons of bitches. We done. Yeah, hit that butt.
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