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Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. It's Wednesday night. You know what time it is. You know what we're going to do. It is the
Speaker: 200th time we've done this show. And we're back to the OG cast. Which is better than the. The OG? The uh no which is better than the uh Monday night solo act which is still probably in my opinion and I don't mean to
Speaker: I don't mean to brag or anything. I'm not a type to brag. I'm a very humble individual. I kind of keep to myself, kind of stay low key. But in my personal opinion, I feel like it was out of 200 probably the best episode. I'm just saying. If we're going to rank the episodes, definitely be number one. I'm just saying.
Speaker: But I was looking for a video to pop up, but I really don't You don't have anything to take down King Glick Baratheon The champ if you will the champ is in the building ladies and gentlemen now welcome to nonsensical nonsense It is 200 episode. Holy shit. I can't believe we've done 200 of these motherfuckers already. The time is flying by
Speaker: if you guys would like to just kind of set my my uh my internal calendar to the show. Like it's Wednesday already. Yeah. Uh if you guys want to get caught up on the other 199 bullshit episodes, feel free to check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok. You can join us live Monday, Wednesday and Saturday right here on YouTube and Twitch as always.
Speaker: hanging out. And if you can't join us live, you can always listen anytime you'd like anywhere on Spotify and basically anywhere and everywhere you listen to podcasts. So go give us a follow, give us a like, hit the little subscribe button, hit the notification dingaling. That way you know when we're live and when we post new stuff. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share. And I said, dingaling, that don't mean y 'all go down to the Cancun and hit Jeff.
Speaker: just because he's the resident ding -a -ling. Mike check. I think you just need to change it to chatter's box check. Not Mike check, Tony D. Yeah, because Mike check is actually checking your microphone. I've been meaning to say that for a while. Chatter's box check. The CBC. Never really knew how to break it to you. Yeah. Now, 200 mother
Speaker: episode. You'd think at some point in time if I had a little time or something I've done to a hundred other than mine, I just thought. No, in all honesty, I mean, something that I can literally show everyone on the planet that I've done 200 times. I can't think of something unless you have breathing. Yeah. You're being paged.
Speaker: I know I thought I heard somebody say. There's a floating head over your shoulder. 200 episode. Yeah. Thank you. The floating head said. She's got a black sweatshirt on. So her head just got a. She's actually wearing an Ohio State shirt that I'm surprised she can wear without being. Shame, shame, shame, shame. You like that?
Speaker: both gave us those records, used properly. In the correct order, because it's two shames to one bell ring. I am impressed. And I haven't even watched the show yet. See, I told you guys, after Saturday night, I don't need to watch the show. I know everything that happened. Yeah, but you watched that scene that we did after hours. I don't think we recorded it, did we? Yeah, I think we did. I think we were still live. No, I don't. After five and a half hours,
Speaker: Yeah, after five and a half hours, I just kind of completely lost all functions of and control of my body and my brain and just Been three and a half hours talking about this goddamn show
Speaker: The new obsession, of course, that everybody's talked about is the new Wednesday show. It's actually pretty decent. I enjoyed it. It's... It's good. We'll leave it at that. I don't know. Because literally...
Speaker: I can't think of the word. I'm thinking of that the the plot twists are very good. Yeah, I Have been my main complaint fucking timber What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it with you and Tim Burton? Why don't you like timber? I want to punch him in the face
Speaker: What did Tim Burton do to you? You know, he's one of those guys that he's like, I'm all about the art. Fuck you, dude. Shut up. I mean, I don't know about all that. I mean, his movies are are weird and strange and well, but you can you can certain things you will you will see in the show. You're like, oh, yeah, totally directed by Tim Burton.
Speaker: Johnny Depp showed up yet because it can't be Tim Burton without Johnny Depp. Well, no, but but Miss Christina Ricci is so that counts. I mean, the guy's done a lot of like design you see. Yeah, the guy's done a lot of movies that you'd expect him to do.
Speaker: There's a lot of good Easter eggs in it. I'll give it that. Um but then he's done movies like that. You didn't wouldn't expect were his like, you know, he did Batman and Batman Returns. You did Beetlejuice, which right not too surprising but it kind of surprised me that that was his. Well, um you know, he did um Ed Wood. Ed Wood is a **** weird. Uh Planet of the Apes. Batman Forever. So, he did the
Speaker: Well when you know that it like when I when I first watched them and even up until I know honesty to be a hundred percent honest with you It wasn't very long ago that I found out that he directed those movies or that those are his movies Yeah, maybe ten years ago if that But now when you when you know
Speaker: and you watch it, you're like, oh yeah, I see it. I see it. That's what Superman lives, apparently. That's Henry Duvall. Oh, really? Cabin Boy. No. That's what I'm saying. Did he seriously direct Cabin Boy? Now, you have to say I love that fucking movie. These pipes are clean. No, but I mean, I don't know what it is about the guy.
Speaker: I just want to punch the guy in the face. I don't know why. I'm not a violent person. I just, he's just one of those. It's almost like he tries too hard to be different, you know? And you're like, dude, I see, I see, I see your, I see your rouge. Your rouge? Your rouge.
Speaker: I don't know. Oh, I thought you said Rouge. I'm like, oh, is that like a type of makeup or a movie about? Rouge is a makeup. It's like a blush, I guess. I don't know. Hey, honey. No, but ruse is is a clever attempt to to Yes, I know. You're just trying to to to to to be smart. The fact that I am
Speaker: Oh, sorry. No, but no, I play dumb on TV, but I'm not really as dumb as I am. 200 episodes in. We, uh, the big reveal is, the big reveal is words are so hard. We're actually a lot smarter than you think we are. We may play idiots on TV.
Speaker: We are actually both Harvard, Stanford, and MIT graduates. Ooh, I don't know. That's pushing it. Come on, man. We got to sell the mystique. We're more like, am I a mistake? Yeah.
Speaker: Mm, I don't know how y 'all got in here. Yeah, we're from MIT. We did. We fixed their business. Technically, we went to MIT. Put new doors in and remodeled the cafeteria. I wonder, honestly, if you worked at MIT as a maintenance guy, wouldn't you feel like a fucking idiot all the time? Because the students are glad I'm like, well, you know what? Not really.
Speaker: I mean, they're super smart, but they're not the one fixing the AC. They're probably the ones that fucking broke it. It was some kind of stupid ass engineering problem. My question is, if you walk into an MIT classroom, like, hey, the door's sticking. They're like, we already fixed it. We built a new one. You're like, so my day is over. I'm going home, boys. 100K a year to sit on my ass all day? I can do this. I mean, I went to OSU not once, but twice.
Speaker: Well, fixing their AC is not counting. I didn't fix their AC. I just went, it's not working. You're right. It's not working. I just saw somebody posted something on, it was like an IT forum. It was like, I just drove three and a half hours to hit a button
Speaker: after I was assured 40 times that the button was pushed.
Speaker: And it's like the lives of the on -call technician. I totally get it because you were like, did you, did you, you know, the old line from the IT crowd is, did you turn it on and off again? It's like, yeah, we did that. Are you sure? Are you really sure? Are you positive? Yeah, I did that. All right. I'll come over. I come over, turn it off and on again. Oh, imagine that. Yeah, go figure.
Speaker: I think it comes down to people don't want to look stupid like, oh, I never tried that. But then you just make them look like idiots. But I just I just think the life of MIT maintenance guys is down to like, I don't know. I mean, in all honesty, I mean, I don't I don't think regardless of where you work at.
Speaker: or what you do, I mean, I don't, I don't, yeah, I don't think being a maintenance guy in a facility or apartment complex or anything like that is anything to look down on or look dumb about doing because because because at a place like MIT, do they really need a maintenance team? Well, I mean, yeah, just because they know how to build a fucking rocket ship don't mean they know how to change a light bulb.
Speaker: It's like the maintenance team at the cursor we went to. Did they really need to be there? Yeah, because technically we were learning. Well, we were breaking. Somebody had to fix our fuckups. Again, again, the MIT guys, they fucked it up. It's true. So we're going to pull an oldie out of the goodie bag over here.
Speaker: and that was a nice little reach around for me a classic for a classic words are hard moment from nonsensical nonsense i'm just saying you can do a reach around it was going on boys something's broken today you're going to learn how to fucking fix it you broke it fix it which is how i learned to fix everything i broke it you think i know how to fix it
Speaker: If I knew how to fix it, it wouldn't have gotten broken in the first place because I would have known how to use it. Well, no, I mean, that's how I learned how to do wiring in a house is I got bored one day and ripped all the wiring out of the basement. My dad went and bought a bunch of wire and says, okay, now replace it. Okay. I spent three weeks re -wiring the basement. You saw my basement. It's four rooms.
Speaker: Thank God they wouldn't let me drywall. Well, yeah, man, that's basically how I learned. It's like, hey, you fucked up, fix it now. One of my classic projects that happened back when I was a kid is there was a, I don't remember the name of the company, but the Sears used to sell these little trailers.
Speaker: for Pack and Hall, it was like a Pack and Hall trailer. And you know, it was only maybe four foot wide, four foot wide by four foot long trailer that you hook on a bag of cart and it had a metal cap on it. Well, it sat in our barn for
Speaker: God, since I was old enough to walk. And when I was about 16, I was like, you know what? That could be how to back my truck if it was redone. What about the rubber? I pushed it into the garage and completely stripped it down and repainted it. And, well, I was in the process of stripping it down. My dad came home with a bunch of paint and masking tape. Okay, you took the paint off this thing, now repaint the fuck. Oh, okay.
Speaker: So I learned how to paint cars. And I did that for four years. So. I learned a hard way, too. There's a there's a reason why I make it very clear that you're the resident idiot on the show. And it still looks good, including the Malibu. But do they? Yes.
Speaker: Are you sure I actually just saw the, the, the beetle I painted, uh, let's see, it was almost 10 years ago. The guy called me the other day. He says, it still looks like it was just painted.
Speaker: That's a nice beetle, but I could have swore I painted it blue and now it's still white but I actually had to replace the The bottom the bottom of the windshield where the windshield meets the front cowl on all beetles. They rust out really easily Yeah, I had to replace all that well the new I don't wish it on my Welding on a beetle was like
Speaker: standing in line for a beating to me. Yet I was looking at Beatles because I want to buy another one because I'm a freak and that's what we do. Did you focus on getting a car that runs? Oh no, no, no, no, no. That's, that's coming.
Speaker: That's coming. That's in the works as we speak. We're looking at a couple different ones. We've decided instead of buying something new, we're gonna buy a used runaround. We don't really go anywhere. Seriously, we haven't left the house all week, except for, well, I went to Florida. Couldn't take the car there. Yeah, you can. Get one of those amphibious cars.
Speaker: Oh no, you can drive to Florida. It's a long way around. It's a big old horseshoe. But like, come up and just ride the coastline right down. Oh, I did that on the way here. But if you had a car, you could go do all kinds of things. You won't, you won't leave the bathroom, but your wife could. And we all know she likes to explore an adventure.
Speaker: Once again, the less car I have, the less car I have, the less I have the excuse to go anywhere. Which means the less chances I have to spend too much money on a stupid chance. You have to go anywhere, if you have a car. Dude, speaking of going places, we know I bought that scooter.
Speaker: And when I bought it, it came with a pump. It's got air -filled tires from the back, of course. And the pump that it came with is like a little hand pump. Worst engineering fail in the history of stuff that you buy, because you screw the connection to the tire, you know, the fill nozzle on the tire, and then pump it up. And as you go to unscrew it, it lets all the air out.
Speaker: And so I went and got me a regular, yeah, exactly, exactly. That's exactly what I said. Sounds like something you engineered. I said, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. So I went, I was at the store the other day and I picked up a regular, like a regular foot pump for your car.
Speaker: That would take a minute if you had a foot pump for your car. I've seen people do it. It's called being paid by the hour. That's a hell of a fucking leg day is what that is. That is a state job. That is a state job. I thought you were talking about one of those, one of the foot pumps that you actually put on the ground.
Speaker: That's called having a state job. You know, every time I buy one of those foot pumps, they don't last more than like three weeks. The springs and shit go out of them. Yeah, the hand pump that you buy in the sports section of Walmart. Those are the last months and then I gotta buy another one.
Speaker: I'm sure I'm sure also much like everything you buy you also try to modify it in some No, you know what it is on the foot pumps the feet on them constantly just want to splay out And then the cylinder ends up denting because you stand on it too many times those feet the feet just That's why I said I'm surprised you haven't bought one of modified it but
Speaker: No. Let's, let's, let's, let's just pretend like I haven't known you for 25 years in that. No, I have never tried to modify one. I'm right here tonight. I've taken a broken one and turned it into a potato gun. Does that count? But it was already broken, so. You make my head hurt. My potato guns are awesome.
Speaker: No, but so I put air in the, in the, in the tires finally. And then they're like run flat tires. Like the sidewalls are really thick. So even with, without air in it, you barely notice. So I went and got me one of them regular pumps and I pumped them up and I'm hitting 25 miles an hour. It's kind of cool.
Speaker: on something else. I asked Kevin about riding that thing. You should see his arm. Holy shit. Looks like he was dragged behind a car. He was riding it. Somebody walked out in front of him and he hit the brick. He's got a big old road rash on his arm. What does that teach you? He's like, maybe I should be riding it. I'm like, oh, you think? Yeah, maybe.
Speaker: Amanda, for as long as I've known this fool, the amount of times I've shaken my head and moved on, I'm surprised my head hasn't fallen off my shoulders. To be 100 % honest with you. Don't be jealous. Most every one of our conversations the entire time, I'm just shaking my head. See, once again, I may play an idiot on TV, but I'm actually kind of smart.
Speaker: in real life. You're still an idiot. I can't believe you just belched on the show. Oh my god. There's no more for you. Somebody get offended. They even bring it up on the show. Apparently, they watch the show. They don't even bring it up on the show. They wait and comment on the TikTok video about it.
Speaker: I'm like, well, guess what? This earns you. You know, these are the kind of people that can't watch the Archie Bunker show, which I don't know what true it is, but apparently they're going to do a remake. Let me guess in such minutes, that's a transgender Mexican family. No, no, no, no, no. Woody Harrelson playing. I saw I saw a thing on it. It's being remade. It's Woody Harrelson plays Archie Bunker and Marissa Tobey plays his wife.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it's not going to be all in the family. No, it's just going to say all in the family. It's kind of like Roseanne. It says Roseanne or the Connors or whatever the fuck it's called now, but it's not Roseanne. Well, they fired her from the show because she wasn't walking. No, the Snowflake Brigade. Did you see they're making the 90s show?
Speaker: it's going to. Yes, but they're supposed to be. Yeah, they're supposed to be bringing it. Yeah. And it's it's Donna and Eric's kid. Yeah, I thought they were going to have some of the original cast in it still because uh what a lot of people don't remember is that they did a spin off show to that already and it was called the 80s show and they had another original cast. It was Eric's
Speaker: You know, the only reason I watch the show because the character of Kitty and the woman that plays her, that woman is funny as fuck, dude. She always say something stupid and then a giggle. Oh shit. But yeah, I don't know. It's gonna be weird. But the dude that plays Red looks weird now. Like he's lost weight.
Speaker: Well, he's old as hell. He was old as hell on the show. No, but like he, his face and head look the same, but he kind of looks like, uh, it's, it's, this is my whole theory of the bobble head for people. Like our Roker.
Speaker: Yeah, Al Roker and what was Lionel Richie's daughter, Christina, also kind of bobblehead going on. And that's what the guy red looks like right now. It's not as noticeable as Al Roker, but - Yeah, as I say, he's not too bad, but he's always had a big head. He's just old, dude.
Speaker: I guarantee they won't have Danny Masterson show up. I don't think he can show up. I think he's locked up. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was saying. Yeah. Well, they kicked him off the ranch, which I actually... They killed him off the ranch. Yeah, they did. Well, they left it open for him to come back, but there's no coming back after what he did.
Speaker: the best kitty line. One in five teenagers smokes. I'm going to close my eyes and you're better be a cigarette in my hand. That is a good line. Yeah. Jeffrey. But no, Kitty Kitty was a great character. That that's my fear is it's going to be PC
Speaker: Disney is going to start moving away from that. They're going to go to neutral territory, supposedly. Disney's movie just lost like $143 million because it went way too late. What was that? Which one was that? I just saw something about the news, but it's like I remember what it was called. Oh, as I said, Disney's going to have their first rated R series coming out next year, I believe.
Speaker: Speaking of which when they do the Marvel zombies well speaking of Rated -R movies It's a possibility that the concept for Deadpool 3 has been leaked Well, not leaked but hinted at What's going on smoke if the man hold the night I sent you an invite on On Twitter
Speaker: Miss time from the lowkey tv show commented commented hi hi i love deadpool 3 or i love deadpool and ryan reynolds tweeted hi miss minute and then the woman that voices miss minute went hi everybody so it's kind of like it's i think well they're bringing they're bringing x -men and deadpool into the mcu they're already they're already working on yeah that's i think it's going to be i think it's all going to happen in deadpool 3
Speaker: Yeah, they were. That was already been known for a minute now that they were going to introduce Deadpool and some of the X -Men characters into the MCU and start merging. What they're doing is they're showing how they're going to do it. They're going to use the miss minutes or they're going to use the low key time split thing from the low key TV show. You got the invite smoke if you're available, bro. I was going to.
Speaker: Sunday. Smoke Smoke was back live Sunday night and I was watching. He was like, come up in here and I was like, yeah, sometimes it's better for the white guy to stay because they were having a conversation about black TV and then it turned into
Speaker: black women and how they treat black men and if black men treated black women the way that black and I'm like, yeah, smoke. I'm staying out. I got, I got, I got, I got two. I got three strikes.
Speaker: I'm country as fuck. I got a big old beard and I'm white. Uh nope. I'm going to stay on the I'm going to stay on the **** today coach. I'm not even commenting. I wasn't even commenting because they started the ladies on the show started to turn on Tony and I'm like, let me go there and get my opinion and see how quick
Speaker: Yeah, not today. This is how kids call fireworks. Not today, Satan. Not today. What do we say to the god of death? Not today. Yup. Uh I'm very opinionated and I know when and where to voice my opinions and that was not the spot. No, I was just like,
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Because even though I have an opinion and and and and I could be right or I could be wrong. God forbid anybody say anything, you know, other although other people can say whatever they want about the white culture and be and be right. But God forbid the shoes on the other foot. I know exactly how you feel because I was like, no, not playing that game today.
Speaker: Yeah, I was like, smoke, I love your butt. There are some things that white folks can't do. And that conversation would be one of them. Oh, I'm beat. Oh my goodness. Anyways, I don't know what to do. I need to find something to do this weekend.
Speaker: Well, shit went left because you had Tony in there. Let's be honest.
Speaker: I was kind of in and out because I was finishing watching football. I was playing modern warfare two Sunday. I just I just got it chilled out around the house Sunday. Got laundry and **** done kind of like a little low key Sunday. and so I was you know, I was I was in and out.
Speaker: blame Tony D though. Yes. Hashtag blame. So, my best friends are right. Right. Exactly. But so, I was kind of in and out of the show and I came in at one point, Tony brought up again some movie nobody's ever heard of and it was about how a black woman dog the hell out of this black man and then at the end of the day, he was successful and she was mad because she kicked him to the curb and then she started
Speaker: eventually, she killed him and Tony was like, let that **** happen to a woman. Ah, we got time for it now. Smoke, right? We got because I'm about to, you know, you know, I was like, oh **** Oh **** Oh **** That was about it. That was about it. That was about the time I was like, what's up? What's up, guys? The smoke's like, link, come and say hi. Nope. Not today.
Speaker: I'm just going to stick with the modern warfare because I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn that my mom's a whore and she's fucking everybody on modern warfare and that I'm a racist. I don't need to come on to a podcast and learn that I'm a racist.
Speaker: I apologize. I apologize but we got time for it, right? Because I'm about to. No. Once the teeth clench and he starts going. He's like, oh, here we go. I know. I know the cure for this in form. I got your ass now.
Speaker: It's true. Uh I did watch for this show. I didn't watch something. The only topics on this show is whatever the **** TV show or movie Jeff's watch because every time I try to steer clear from it, he brings it right back around. What are you talking about? Game of Thrones is awesome, Chris. King Good for
Speaker: I did start rewatching. Hey, is that the boy king or whatever? That was molest and his mom who was also his sister Tyron Lannister. Tyron Lannister is Peter Dinklage's character. That's Peter Dinklage? Yes. Ah. Oh no, you're jaw free. The first
Speaker: four scenes with this cat on screen. You're just like, I want to punch that little fucking kid. Did I really just say, yes, I want to punch a little kid because he's such a. And, you know, you got to give big ups to the to the actor that played Joffrey because he's such an ass. You're like, this gives me a really good actor or he's just an asshole in real life. That's all there is to it. There's there's no if ands or buts.
Speaker: Like you ever, you ever seen the movie, the good son with, with, uh, uh, Macaulay Culkin. Oh, hello, big screen and goodbye chatter fox. Yeah. You got to just click on my comments. Uh, you ever seen the movie, the good son? Yeah. That's all that's moving. But, but I mean, I would rather hang out with that kid than hang out with Joffrey.
Speaker: And that kid was fucked up. I'd rather hang out with the Annabelle doll than Joffrey. He's such a... Yeah. Said that. I...
Speaker: Why? Why do I do this to myself? You're gluttin' for punishment? That's the second time I've heard that today. What kid went to jail for killin' his mom? Hunter and I. Who? The kid that's like Joffrey? I did not know that. Did he really? This was, what?
Speaker: There you really oh, yeah, I think you guys talked about that name is Jack Gleason Yeah, you guys talked about that Saturday night
Speaker: What up repairmans? Or repair persons? Because you can't say repairman anymore in 2022. We've gotten rid of the word man. Repair persons. She said the repairmen were laughing at us. And I said it's not repairmen, it's repair persons or repair people. Because we have to be PC. We have to be woke.
Speaker: Or else. As Smoke would say, the Karens will come at us. I don't see anything about him being in jail. Episode. I'm just going to let Jeff just look up.
Speaker: yeah i don't see anything where he's actually in jail i don't know his fucking imdb bio says he's an actor slash philosopher motherfucker is he like english or some shit he's 30 calm down
Speaker: I'm just I'm just at a loss for **** words right now. Holy **** Y 'all had a tornado hit down the house. Jesus. We had. Oh my god, dude.
Speaker: talk and speak of the weather **** last night, right? Uh huh. I'm I'm **** sound asleep. I you know, just get to sleep and you know, I hit that that that
Speaker: that, that like real good. Yeah. I guess if you want to be technical about it, I was going to say that like real good, good sleep, but you know, God forbid I dumb it down for the audience. Smart guy. Don't underestimate our audience. Are you nonsensical nonsense explaining, explaining our con, our customer, our customers. Fucking words are hard. Fucking. I don't even know what I was going to say. No. So I'm dead ass asleep, man. Just hit that heavy sleep, right? Right.
Speaker: I now know what it was like to be on the battlefields of the civil war. Oh really? That bad? Yeah. Fucking thunder come out of nowhere and it was so loud and I, and I live in a concrete brick building, right? It shook the whole, it shook everything in my room. Like it knocked my cup off my stand and everything. And it did that for like 45 minutes.
Speaker: just like Jesus Christ. The kids fucking slept right through it. I got up and went and I wasn't worried about the girls. I wasn't worried about the girls. I was more worried, you know, because
Speaker: storm used to wake cash up and they would scare him. So, I went in there and stuck my head in there. This motherfucker looking like a crime scene body. All just like, nah. He's got, he's been sleeping in his like Deadpool onesie and I don't know how he does it but he had like one arm out of it. It was unzipped halfway and one arm out of it. Leg, leg hanging out the bed. I was like, I can't **** him dead. I'll put it up. I asked her to swear to her. I said, hey, did that
Speaker: I was like, really? I didn't hear anything. I was like, all right, dude. I was dead to them. Have you seen those stupid games on your phone you can play, like the ragdoll game, where you swipe and throw the ragdoll down on the fly? That's what this will look like, the ragdoll at the bottom of the damn stand. I'm just like, do I?
Speaker: Fixing and putting like upon the bed or do I just like do you wake somebody to sleep walking? No No, I started I
Speaker: I'm working on finishing that Jeffrey Dahmer fucking show. And it's not getting any better. It's just getting worse and creepier. I haven't got past the first episode. I'm episode three. And it just gets worse. The worst part is I found out something that I never knew. This motherfucker was from Ohio. And I was like, ah, damn it.
Speaker: You didn't know that? I did. He went to Ohio State. Congratulations. The Ohio State University. Congratulations on that. We got your asses whooped Saturday. But it's also a representative for you Buckeyes who may not remember. Just in case you forgot. Connor, where you at, bitch? Where you at, bitch?
Speaker: 45 to 23 ass whooping. And in other news, Jeff won't really give a rat's ass about. Rankings came out yesterday for the college football playoffs, pointing to Championship Week. That's for all the conferences. Number one, Georgia, number two, your Michigan Wolverines, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: Number three, TCU, the Texas Christian University, Horn Frogs for Jeff who doesn't know. And the University of Southern California. Words are hard. Trojans, USC for school. University of Saturn, California. You know them motherfuckers in California live on another planet. It's like the Marvin Martian University. Yeah.
Speaker: But, uh, they're in fourth, but here's the, here's the thing. If USC or TCU loses their championship games, their, their conference championship games, um, Ohio state could sneak back into the top four and get into the college playoffs. But if Georgia or Michigan lose their, their conference championship games, they're not going anywhere. I don't even know how to keep up with shit like that. It's like.
Speaker: these guys tie and. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the in the left instead of the right. Jeff, it's simple. It's it's simple. How do you keep up with all your knowledge of terrible television shows and movies? I watch or car **** It's something you like. It's something you enjoy. I enjoy sports. I get it. No, but I mean,
Speaker: You know, I enjoy sports, I love football. I mean, like a lot of times when I'm watching football, I'll call out a play before they even snap them off. Just by looking at the field, I can look and see what the defense is going to do, what the offense is going to do. That's why nine times out of 10, when I watch the Browns game, I already know they're going to get their asses kicked because they said for Sunday,
Speaker: The only time, well, not the only time, but one of the few times that I was rooting against Tom Brady. Yeah. Because he was playing. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers came to Cleveland. And Cleveland got mad ass. That just sounds creepy. He just got mad. Calm down. I'll open that ass. I'll open that goodie box.
Speaker: All up in your goodie box. Take that time, Brady. You're pretty sumbitch. Now kiss me on my mouth like you mean it. I have to talk about something that happened today at work. We use WhatsApp at work for the team I'm on. We all constantly chat with each other.
Speaker: Anybody that has dogs, what's it mean when your dog licks the floor like it's a fucking Roomba and from one side of the house to the other and Dave pops up and he was literally two seconds faster than me in his typing and he went, read your dog's fucking retarded. Read your dog's a lesbian.
Speaker: I was so pissed because I was like, dude, you were two seconds sitting. He hit return faster than I could, because I literally did the same thing. And it just had me rolling all day long. I don't know why, because she was obviously asking serious questions. She was concerned for her animal. We're both just like, your dog's stupid.
Speaker: I was sitting laughing so hard and it'd be just dying. I don't know why I found it so funny, but it was just, you ever get that thing something hits you and you're just like, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard and you can't stop laughing about it. That's what it was. It was one of those moments. I don't get it why I thought it was so funny. But of course we spent the next 20 minutes sending
Speaker: inappropriate gifts back and forth. Kids wearing special Olympics t -shirts. It was bad. And I wanted to make fun of the mentally handicapped or mentally challenged shirt. I don't even know what the hell you're allowed to call them these days. I don't either. At the end of the day, I really don't. What do you call them? My people. Bro, that's you. My people.
Speaker: call them your people you can call little people or midgets or munchkin guilds your people the well it depends on i think it all depends on it it's it's almost depends on who you're talking to well that comes with anything in life no but i mean seriously like uh
Speaker: there's a there's a couple I mean you feel comfortable dropping the n -word because Tony's on the show so I'm not smoking go to the archives one more time ladies and gentlemen no no but it's like uh Jeffrey over here smoke and say it though you can't I I was quoting
Speaker: Yeah, but that came out a little too smoothly and a little too easily. Because it was a quote from the... Yeah, because it was a quote. Yeah, I bet you say a lot of quotes with that word in it then, huh? I've seen the Priceless Special, Cat Williams Priceless Special on HBO. Holy shit. I watched it last time, but I laughed so hard. He was talking about people being mad that he wasn't mad at Paula Deen.
Speaker: He's like I just want to know the context of what she said. Maybe she said get these guys some chicken There's nothing racist about get these guys some pork chops what you say Jeffrey
Speaker: you it's a quote it's okay right yeah go ahead and quote go ahead and quote Paula Deen why don't you why don't you just quote Snoop Dogg and half of his lyrics from the early 90s he says i can't really be mad at the woman because i know what she can do with 45 minutes and six sticks of butter
Speaker: And my wife's like, who's Paula Deen? And I explained it. And I explained why she got canceled. My wife was like, hey, that's racist. Coming from you smoke, really? The other racist, the other racist guy on the, the black racist guy on the show. What is that? What is the pot called the kettle, Jeffrey?
Speaker: What do they say in Spanish? How do you say that word in Spanish for the... Once again, I was born at night, but it was not last night. What would they say in Spanish if it was black as night?
Speaker: Come on, Jeffrey. It's Spanish. You're speaking a different language. There's so many books coming to mind. Señor! It's like, what was it? Axel Foley's boss told him. He's like, I didn't just walk in off the field. Yeah. Thank you. I do. It's Sunday. Got my walker on layaway.
Speaker: I don't feel it. You don't feel what? That I'm going to be forty -two on Sunday. Did you act like you're going to be fucking ninety? You're only forty -two. No, I feel that I do forty -two. The black racist guy called paper towel Colin.
Speaker: I'm offended. How dare you say that word? Yeah, you can't call us Charmin. Where's Charmin? You can't say white. You can't say white. Only we could use white. You can't even use mayonnaise anymore. That's cultural appropriation. And no more turkeys than you either.
Speaker: Look at me. Look at me gatekeeping. That's weird. Oh my goodness.
Speaker: life is grand, my friend. I'm pretty popular these days. Oh man, not the man. I'm sure they're out touching small children inappropriate. I'm sure you're safe inappropriately. I'm sure you're safe smoking.
Speaker: so watch that jeffrey dauber or whatever and and he's living with his grandma at one point and she's she's telling me so maybe you should come
Speaker: to the the state fair and he's like oh no grandma that's not kind of mean she's like well they got a beer tent and he goes a beer tent and i instantly thought exactly what chris would say wait a beer tent relax i just want to take some pictures you're gonna have some rooskies
Speaker: I literally thought to myself, I was like, I need to find that clip where he goes, wait, a beer tent? Because he's, it's obviously because it was, I guess it was like an 81 or 80 feet or something like that. So it was like the concept of a beer tent wasn't really known. And she's like, there's even a beer tent. He goes, wait, a beer tent? And I was like, fucking Chris is on the show.
Speaker: somebody said you're like a dog like a dog like a dog when you say snack so much on the show. It makes you look like a a semi girl. Okay. I think Jeffrey Dahmer and I could have fun drinking together.
Speaker: I brought my own beer. Sorry, Jeffrey. I brought my own beer. I'm good. I don't need dish soap in my beer. Thanks. Funny is what he mixes. And then he mixes them up and he does. And then he stared at the mirrors like, wake up.
Speaker: I was like, what the fuck? You already fucked up. Oh, there he is. Oh, God. What's good? What up, fellas? Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Yes, sir. You beat me to it. I was scrolling.
Speaker: I need a better intro. You know, and I'm super racist, but I don't discriminate when it comes to the women. We'll take them all flavors. All good. All good. What's up? Oh, flavors of the ice cream. Yeah, for sure. For sure. We can't discriminate when it comes to that. When it comes to like our politics and all that shit. Yeah, I'm going to keep it racist. But when it comes to the ladies, we're just.
Speaker: Keep it universal. How's it going, fellas? Everything good? It's going, man. It's Wednesday night. We're doing what we do. Minus the crew. But that's all right. We're here, we're here. We had to tell Tony he's not allowed to mic check in the chatters box anymore. He has to do a chatters box check. Yeah, it is only fair. CBC, if you will.
Speaker: Hey, you like that? I made that just for you, hater. Nice. Oh, that's right. Let's go. We have haters. Well, no, I just that, just that one was like, comment on one of my random TikTok videos. And she was like,
Speaker: The podcast was pretty funny, but then you burped. Are you belched and you have no fucking manners? Oh, my God. So then my response was I'm going to send a direct message because we follow each other. My initial response was, listen here, fuckhead. Exactly. Which at the end of the day, probably could have gone a little bit better. What are you going to do?
Speaker: But I was just like, really? Like, say it in the chatters' box. You're watching the show. Just say it in the chatters' box. We don't care. Yeah. Give him a nice. I was like. Just send him this as an A, B, C, D. Fuck you. No, actually, my name. That was too quick. That was too quick. You need to like, loop that. Two more seconds. Yeah, I'm gonna loop it.
Speaker: you gotta lose that little more so we can get the full effects off. Yeah, my exact response to the to the comment when I sent the direct message was, listen to your fuckhead. If that's what offended you, then that's the least of your problems. Yeah, basically, you know, she's like, I just don't understand why you have to belch on the mic. And I'm like, I didn't belch on the mic first and foremost.
Speaker: That's why we're alive, but Jesus Christ. That's what you're offended by. That's what you're bothered by. Out of the entirety of the show, that's what we're bothered by. Yeah, that's pretty weird. That's pretty weird. You're not offended by the, Hey, where's the light women? 17 times an episode. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: Well, I think we're so used to the racism and stuff like that. It just goes, it just goes right past us. We're impervious to that. But when it comes to the other ish, that doesn't really matter. We're very sensitive when it comes to that part, which is crazy. Really weird. Yeah. People get so worked up over the, over the silliest things. Yeah. The silly shit. Yeah. The major stuff. No big deal.
Speaker: Yeah, so the conversation ended with me going, are you being held captive in Guantanamo Bay and they're forcing you to watch our show? No, I just think it was funny. Well, then shut the fuck up. I mean, if you think it's funny, I can enjoy the show, right? So we do. We make jokes. We make ha ha. Enjoy the show. Pee house.
Speaker: Hey, that sounds like a good snack cake. Hee hee. Ha ha. Ho ho. But it's not a little space on the package to fit that many words. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No comment. I think I know who you're talking about. Yeah, I've encountered a few of them. I'm just saying. Oh.
Speaker: I think we all have, but men are guilty of it too. It's not just the ladies. We're not shaming anybody, men or women. Y 'all do your thing. It makes you happy. Yeah, whatever makes you happy. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Not hurting anybody. Let's turn to some weird BDSM. Some of y 'all need Jesus. But again, you do you boo. But you need Jesus. You need Jesus, but you know, you do you.
Speaker: It need a little Jesus. Jesus loves everyone. Okay. Does he though? I don't know. I don't know. I'm just, I'm just making famous. I'm just making famous quotes.
Speaker: That's all. I'm just going with the quote, the quote line, the quote step. I still really I still love those guys. No, he's sitting there shaking his head in disgust, going any one of you motherfuckers, let any of these assholes get past that gate. It's your fucking head. But listen, listen, you know what? But we got to separate. We got to separate the entertainment.
Speaker: from the, the, the, the, the, the person you are, you know, like liquor, but I was saying is that we got to separate member because we're, we're, we're, this is entertainment. You understand this entertainment, but you know, ultimately you'll be judged for the person that you are behind the entertainment member. This is, this is entertainment. So this is like a television show, a radio show with a podcast, right? So we're here to entertain.
Speaker: Now, when you come on the podcast and you're an entertainer and you're entertaining and you're doing a podcast, okay, you have to get into, you know, some people ask who they are. Some people that you have to get into character. I can only speak for myself. Sometimes you got to get into character. A lot of times the character is authentic. But at the end of the day, you may hear some raunchy stuff and some stuff that's borderline, this, that, and the other, judgeable and XYZ.
Speaker: but ultimately you're only going to be judged when you get to the pearly gates for the good that you've done and the bad that you've done in the world.
Speaker: behind the scenes, off camera, off the podcast, off stage. You understand what I mean? You could just, however you want. You're on that bench with us. You are in the quote unquote VIP section outside the gates with us. We don't care that he's saying we don't care.
Speaker: He's with us. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, that shit counts on the back end. Let me tell you, that shit counts on the back end. All the good, all the good issues done, that counts on the back end. Don't take the entertainment. Don't take the entertainment aspect as this is the end all be all like, yeah, we're good people on the set, we're good on the set. It's wild.
Speaker: Yeah. You better hope you get there before Jeff and I, because if Jeff and I get there first, you, Tony, Connor, K .L., anyway. No, no, no. They're with us. They're with us. Here, look at episode 57. Exhibit A -57. Oh, man. Exhibit A, episode 57 on YouTube. This is not good behavior. I get it, but, you know, on the back end, we'll be all right.
Speaker: We're for racism, madness, insanity, pure effery, and all that. But it was still good entertainment. As long as the people are entertained, because remember, it's a job. You know, we can't send the host of Saturday Night Live. We can't send them to hell just because they hosted a show that people wanted. So I think we'll be all right. I think we'll make it.
Speaker: some of them will make it. I'm trying to justify. I'm trying to justify my fuckery to myself. Okay. I have to go back literally the first hour of the show. You can back after the show. No, I gotta go back. I gotta go get some stuff back after the show, dude. I'm on limited time. I gotta go boys back later. You suck, Jeff. Not literally. No, literally.
Speaker: That sounds like wishful. Thank you. Yeah, because, yeah, don't, don't, don't, you know. Boo. Okay. I was just going to try to make a spot. I'm giving him the boo because I was just trying to make a quick spot appearance. Like I'm on a job site and shit. I'm on a contract site. So I'm just like, let me pull up while I got a quick hour. Yeah. I'm trying to pull up and he bails out like boo. But we're going to ride this out. God damn it.
Speaker: We're going to ride this out and keep it gangsta. We do have to take a break. We are right up against it. Well, actually we're past it. So I want to get a break in real quick. Go for it. You know what? I'm going to play my boys. Rum Springer. I'm going to be seeing them here in a couple of weeks. Can't wait to see them again.
Speaker: But for all the haters, this one goes out to you. Rum Springer, check them out on all the social media at Rum Springer underscore live. Go show the boys some love. And if you're in the Columbus, Ohio area, or if you're in Ohio, or if you're relatively close and you want to make the trip to Columbus, December 17th, you can still get your tickets. And they got another show coming up in January. I got to get the exact date, but I'll be at both shows. So with off my case,
Speaker: You guys are going to love Ned. I've known him my whole entire life. He's the man. He's told me that he's got everything set up for this shoot. This place looks cool. So glad you guys are here. Yeah, I got everything set up in here. I got lights. I got amps. I got your drums. I got pyro. All you got to do is go out there and perform. I'll make sure everything goes perfect. OK. All right. Sick.
Speaker: What could possibly go wrong? I told you Ned is the fucking Ned guy, bro.
Speaker: Whoa, girl, you're looking, girl, you're looking so fine You're not gonna be right, I'm not gonna be But she's a wrecker, she's a sucker, she's a real shoe star But she's the brother to my mother, for me, oh, yeah The best woman I love, for me The lyrics to me get you so far in life And your personality is a chore Are you screaming in the crowd?
Speaker: I just can't take some more Your looks tie me down on my knees But your crazy dress ain't worth it to me It wipes the smile straight off of my face Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my case
Speaker: You've got me and I live in hell Can't see the bright side of me You make me wanna disappear When you're screaming in my eyes
Speaker: I gotta do what I gotta do Because I'm over you I just can't take anymore Kicking you right out my front door I'll put you straight back into your place Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my case
Speaker: All right, you're crazy cuz it wasn't to me It wiped my street off of my face Oh yeah, the time has come to get ya Off my case Off my case Off my case
Speaker: I can't wait to see him again. Oh, that was Rum Springer. Get off my case. Get off my
Speaker: That was a good look. Can I wait to see those guys again? It's going to be awesome. I say kids because that's what they are. They're young cats. They're in their 20s, man. And I'm an old dog acting like I'm in my 20s. Oh, no. Go to these damn shows in these
Speaker: these little uh and I don't want to say you know I don't want to uh you know run down but you know go to these little bars and local joints and stuff like around around town and whatnot checking these guys out seeing other bands and all that stuff just yeah fucking having a ball man I just can't drink like I used to especially when I gotta go right so yeah yeah definitely gotta keep it safe with that but um hey man
Speaker: Listen, it's all about having the fun. It's the experience. We got to thank those guys for playing in small venues as well as large venues. Because remember, the small venues count. You know what I mean? The small venues count. You have local supporters and the small venues that can't make it to the large venues. We all count. We're all just as important. Fans are fans. Fan bases are important, no matter where they are. And like I said, the last time I went and seen the guys, it was in a Poe Dump bar in a Poe Dump town.
Speaker: I mean, you guys seen some of the, some of the, the, uh, videos that I took you to swear they were in front of 500 ,000 people. They didn't care, man. I was, I was really impressed. Uh, and, and, and I'm looking forward to seeing them again. Check out a couple other local bands. That's rum Springer. Go ahead and go go show the guys some love. Welcome back to non -sensical nonsense. Everybody. You know me. I'm Glick. You should know me by now. And if you don't, well, how are you doing? I'm Glick. Nice to meet you.
Speaker: We got my man smoking the building, my brother from another mother hanging out with us. You're trying to hold the building down. I'm sorry, bro. Go ahead. Yeah, no, you're good, man. Jeff was here, but his wife made him leave. Let's just be honest. Let's call spade a spade if we will.
Speaker: his wife, you made him leave at the end of the day. If he can pack, if he can pack and if he can pack, you're going to what? You're going to nine tonight, correct? You're going to nine. Yeah. Until about, until about nine o 'clock tonight. Give or take. I have to, I know I definitely have to get on, I have to get on, I'm on site by eight. But until then I'm going to try to hold it down for at least another half hour. Do what we do. Jeff, finish packing and stop being an early packer.
Speaker: Stop being a green day packer and pack at night. Man, stop playing. Yeah, the pack is in trouble right now. Stop packing. Yeah, he's only going away for a day. How much packing do you have to do? Pack for a day?
Speaker: Oh man, I didn't even realize that. That's gross. Jeff, that's not cool. How much packing do you need except one change of clothes? That's ridiculous. How long does it take to throw one day clothes in a carry -on bag? That's crazy. That's what I'm saying. I still love you.
Speaker: For those of you listening in if you want to give Jeff shit about this go ahead and follow us on Facebook Instagram Twitter tick -tock You can join us live Monday Wednesday Saturday at 6 p .m. On YouTube and Twitch. You can be in the chatters box giving Jeff shit
Speaker: And if you can't join us live, you can listen to us on Spotify or anywhere you listen to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense, you know, the drill, give us follow, give us like, subscribe, hit the notifications so you get the little on your phone, let you know we're doing something. Something's going on with nonsensical nonsense and give us a share if you'd be so kind and uh, give Jeff all the shit hashtag green day packer.
Speaker: or one day packer. That's even better. We're going to hashtag it one day packer and give Jeff all kind of shit because you don't need to pack for one day. You just bring a change of clothes. It's not packing. I don't know. Whatever. What are you what are you doing? What are you packing? You need a shirt, a pair of pants, an extra pair of boxers and an extra pair of socks because you know what your mom always said.
Speaker: Well, we're gonna have clean underwear on just in case you go out because you don't want to leave this world in some shitty briefs. Bye, Joe. When we were kids, they used to say, hey, make sure you have a clean underwear. Yeah. Because if you get into some shit and get hit by a car or something, they used to say that ambulance ain't gonna accept you if you got a dirty underwear. Oh, shit. I never heard that one.
Speaker: I didn't hear the, uh, that's the days to say when we was, when we was kids, they used to say that, Hey, don't you get hit by a car. They're not going to take you if you've got dirty underwear on. So, um, let me pause to take this call for one second. Go ahead, bro. Let me take this quote real quick. My bad. Yeah. No, I, uh, I never heard that one. Like I said, I was, I was always told, uh, yeah, that was the, uh, not a shitty britches. Give me a second. Let me grab this.
Speaker: some people no matter how many times you change your britches you're still gonna have shitty britches just because you're a shitty person in life you know your dirty secrets come out in due time or if you shit a lot and don't wipe your ass properly either way some of y 'all because some of y 'all just just fucking dirty people in general and another another phrase everything you do in the dark comes out in the light usually by your own doing
Speaker: you know, like tell somebody one thing, but then a year later you make a post and it says something totally different. Cheaters always get busted. I ain't mad though. It is what it is. But anywho, welcome back to the show guys. Hopefully.
Speaker: your mic's all crazy right now. Hold on. Give it a second to see if it'll come back. Uh maybe. Yeah, you're still here. I'm sorry. I'm kind of losing it. Now, we got you sounded like a robot for a minute.
Speaker: Okay, your audio is fucking crazy right now. Can you hear me better? There we go. Now we can hear you.
Speaker: Did you step into the bathroom stall? Yeah, my bad, my bad. No, you're good. Yeah, I had to run inside to pay the water bill real quick. But, um... Yes. That's kind of what it is right now. I had to pay the water bill, but, like, on the... Damn. The water bill doesn't take his soul and everything from him.
Speaker: don't take everything from my man. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, **** be right. You know, just be honest with people. Don't lie. Don't lie. Especially in a relationship because all your **** eventually comes out nine times out of ten. You tell them yourself. Here we go. Let's try again. Let's try again. There we go. Does that sound any better? I
Speaker: Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm on a site right here. So like when I get into certain, I'm just walking around. So when I get to certain areas, it's going to go dead and all that other crap. I'm just trying to hang in. I'm trying to hang on the set till at least 8pm. Trying to hang in there. Depending on where I'm at. I know that because I got one of my buildings where if I get on like
Speaker: in one corner of the building, man, my services goes straight to dog shit. But as soon as I get a couple of feet away from that service, that corner, my services back and it's perfectly fine in the same building. So I like the buildings on a, on a magical flotation device. It's drifting around the city as I'm walking around it, but I hit this one spot, but as soon as I get like two steps out of that spot, it's fine.
Speaker: Yeah, that's how it gets for me over here. I'm going to go into a particularly suspect area. Give me two seconds. I'll be back because I know once you start breaking up, it starts going to hell. So I'll just mute myself. Once I start here, you're breaking up. I'll just mute it because I don't want you to get all the background interference. No, you're good. You're good. Tony D should be popping in for lunch anytime soon and ending the show abruptly like he does.
Speaker: Last few shows have been kind of wild. So I'm kind of curious to see how the show goes. Um, if I'm not here, which is, it's going to come down to some Saturdays where I'm not here probably more frequently than not. Um, I'll still try to pop it, but, um, I gotta live my life, man. You know, um, as, as we've stated before, I'm now a full -time single dad.
Speaker: which is fun. It really is. Actually, I enjoy having my kids here all the time. But on the weekends, the last thing I want to do is sit around the house all weekend. So I try to get my my dad chores, if you will, done Friday or Thursday night. And in that way, I have the rest of the, you know, I have Friday night and Saturday night to do whatever I want. And then Sundays, I'm a lazy sack of shit and, you know, lounge around and
Speaker: play video games. You know, around with a 40 year old man playing video, 41 year old man playing video games. And prepare myself mentally for work the next day and the kids coming back and all the craziness that coincides with that because wow. All you single parents, man. All you single parents out there, y 'all.
Speaker: and there he is. I told you, what did I tell you guys? What did I tell you guys? It's about lunchtime. Tony D's gonna come in and fuck up the whole show. What's going on, Bubba? Fucking tell me to wait. Hey, what's up? Can y 'all hear me? We're here to bring the white women on intro. Tony, Tony D got all heard about the intro. It's Monday night.
Speaker: Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Tony said, I ain't talking no more. I ain't coming up in this bitch until you give me the proper intro. I was like, damn. My bad.
Speaker: I'm trying to get situated. Situated. Act like this is your first time, man. Oh, man. It's a little windy out here, so. Dude, it's **** I made a said that she had some tornadoes down her way. I know she's down around around about your parts kind of sort of is. She said quarter
Speaker: and some tornadoes. She had to have three windows replaced today. We had some hellacious thunderstorms up here last night. Woke me up out of a dead ass sleep. Scared the fuck out of me. Because that dude, that thunder that I was telling Jeff earlier, that thunder hit and it shook my hope like it knocked my cup and it was knocking shit off my nightstand. That's how hard that shit hit. My kids slept right through it. Didn't even didn't even flinch.
Speaker: My ass was wide awake. Where everybody at? Let's see. Amanda was here. Smoke was here. Smoke spotted back in. Mama Good was there. What else was going on? He said he was going to pull up too. I told him this Sunday was going to be 200. He said he's going to be here for this one. Yeah. Where'd Jeff go?
Speaker: He had to go pack. Yeah, he's going to have been gone last week. That's why. No, no, no, no. He just got back. He got back. He went to Florida. Everything's good. His grandma's. All right. I guess everything is good. No, they're going out of town for one day tomorrow. Look at your face. We had to leave the show two hours early because he's packing for one fucking day.
Speaker: I'm going to call bullshit and I'm going to say his mommy AKA his wife told him he wasn't allowed to do a show no more and that's the bottom line because click said so. Oh hell yeah. Hey man, you said you got it by yourself. Suck it on your. You're going to have the whole damn show to yourself. That's why. You said you got it. You got it. Whole damn show because it's my show and I do everything. I don't need these fuckers.
Speaker: I don't need these fuckers. I don't want these fuckers. Get them gone. Get them out of here.
Speaker: I'll do this shit by myself. I'll do voices. It's gonna be incredible. It's gonna be huge. It's gonna be the greatest show you've ever heard of. I made them pay for it. I built a wall around myself to keep them away from me. I made Tony smoke and Jeff pay for it.
Speaker: We call it the click wall. No, I wasn't trying to do a Trump impersonation. I don't do impersonations. I was just being an arrogant egomaniac. All of you motherfuckers out here talking about Biden and everybody else. I'll talk about Trump. Fuck this shit. Shit, I'll talk about Trump. I mean, he did great things for the country, but that don't make him any less of a jackass. Exactly. Exactly.
Speaker: there's a lot of mornings where I'd see a Trump tweet and I'd go really there's a out of all the people he has. There's not somebody that can take his Twitter away from him. Give him a five -minute Twitter timeout. They just let him back on Twitter too. He made Kanye back on Twitter. Come on. Yeah. Do you think Elon wasn't going to do it? I mean, Elon said I'm buying Twitter because y 'all **** up free speech.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I could like show up all day long as a president and and and what he did for the country and everything like that but at the end of the day, he's still a jackass.
Speaker: Hey, it's fun to watch. I'd rather a jackass that get shit done than a nice guy in the sky that has a terry hatcher. He can't get anything done but screw up the joint. I mean, I can hear everybody on that all jokes aside, but it's going to be about fixing the economy, which was actually an aspect of what we did, because when the stimulus shit came out, that should have been it.
Speaker: I work too hard to be sending three quarters of my money to people who don't work that lowered People who legitimately need help are different from the people who use and abuse the system
Speaker: I don't I don't have no problem helping people who need help. I'll be the first one in line. But I'm gonna jump in. Yeah, man, 200.
Speaker: for the record, I just found out yesterday, I'm going to tell you, 19th, that week, the week before Christmas or the week before, we're going back to day shift. So I'll probably be back on for the night shift. Nice. Nice. Okay. Well, that 17th, that Saturday show, that Saturday show, I won't be here. I might pop in live, but I'll be at the Rum Spring concert on the 17th. If I'm not, yeah, if I'm not working, I'll run.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll say Jeff. You and Jeff can run it or whatever. But yeah, the 17th I won't I won't be here because I might pop in live from the I'll give a live. Couple minutes from Rumspringer, maybe I'll get the guys to pop on. I'm actually working on it. I'm either I'm either going to get him on. I'm trying to get him on this week or next day on the show.
Speaker: What should I do, brother? All right, brother, don't work too hard, man. Later. Right fucking button, Tony D. Yeah. Yes. The right button. Just leave. Let let Glick take you off. Actually, for that one, we'll let other people take you off the stream. There you go. That makes a lot more sense. Oh, yes. And I can remove them.
Speaker: There we go. Okay. Good. Yeah. Um, yeah, a little behind the scenes for you guys. I was actually, I was actually talking to Cody from rum springer past couple of days. Uh, he's like the phenomenal guitar player. Uh, that kid's so good on the guitar. Uh, I was talking to him.
Speaker: And I told him, I said, Hey, get with the guys and let me know if you guys can maybe come on the show this weekend or maybe Wednesday or Saturday of next week on the show before the concert and before your album drops and all that stuff. Nice. He said, he said he'd let me know. So hopefully we can get them on. And then like I said, the weekend of the 17th, I'm definitely going to that show. And then they got to show, I think it's, don't quote me on this one guys. Cause I gotta get the, I gotta get the,
Speaker: exact date, but I think it's January 27th. Well, I'm definitely going to that show as well. Yeah. Yeah. Pull it up. Pull it up online. So I might that's why I'm live. It'll be loud as shit, but maybe I can, maybe I can. Yeah, exactly. It's a rock concert. Maybe I can get the guys before or after they go on stage and we'll come out here and say hi to everybody.
Speaker: Sounds good, man. Sounds like a deal to me. Work it, man. Work that deal. Work that deal. Click really does get out of the house and actually have conversations with real people. Hey, listen, we real people, we just on location. Look at it like that. You know what I mean? We're on location. So that's what's up. All good. All good, man.
Speaker: doing things, maybe not big things, but little things. We're doing things. We're doing things. We're doing things. We're going over here. Let me get to a better area. We're doing things, man. All good, man. All good. Shit. Oh, it's getting a little breezy out here. At least the rain stopped. Who's getting bad weather today? A lot of rain, a lot of wind. Oh, yeah. I hear that. You sound like it's just out raining.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, it's windy. Oh, so the wind is hitting the mic. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little crazy over here. It's a little crazy over here. And I want to take up the joint anymore. Oh, you're good, man. Yeah. I don't want to take up the joint anymore at this point. Let me let me jump on. Let me jump on. Let me do something and make it look good, actually.
Speaker: Oh, there's a possibility in a half hour, I will pull back up, but I got to make some rounds and make sure everything is going smooth and you know, make it look good. And then guess what? If you're going to nine, I'll be back. You know where I'll be. You know where I'll be for the next hour. Thanks for having me, man. Thanks for having me, man. Of you thanking me, man. You know, you're part of the family.
Speaker: You're part of the squad. So. I always got to do it. I always got to give my respects and put some respect on it. You know what I mean? Put some respect on my name spoken. God, I put some respect on it, God damn it. Put some respect on it or put that in your pipe and smoke it. What are the two? I shall return, hopefully within the next half hour, my friend. All right? My man, what a love.
Speaker: Yes, sir. Much love, brother. Much love. All right. All right. I guess we're back to me. We're back to me. Just little old me. Again, I hope you guys like hanging out with me. I don't know what I'm going to talk about. I didn't plan for this. One day I planned for it. Tonight I didn't plan for it because I thought Jeff was going to be here. But apparently we all know how that goes.
Speaker: We know who wears the pants in that family. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. But we made it work Monday. Let's see if we can make it work again tonight. Cheddar's box. If you're here, what's going on? Shout us out. I really don't know what the hell I'm going to talk about. I just. Oh Lord, have mercy. Let's.
Speaker: I don't know, nobody's here and there's nobody to counterbalance this. I really wish I had a female point of point of view, but, um, what is, I don't understand the, the, the, the, the world of dating anymore. Obviously I've been out of the game for way too long. I'm back kind of half ass, half ass into the game, but
Speaker: what is the point in talking to somebody, chatting to somebody, whatever, this, that, and the other thing, mildly show an interest, and then just dip it, or can't even carry a decent conversation. It's not that hard. If you're not interested, just say you're not interested. Jesus Christ. It's not that big of a deal, but
Speaker: I don't understand why these people like why people men and women just drag out shit and You know make people feel a certain type of way when they ain't feeling the same way. This shit's crazy to me. I Don't know. This is a tough tough tough thing to talk about with no feedback I'm not looking for a relationship or anything like that. I don't want one well, I mean maybe sort of kinda but
Speaker: same time. Some of y 'all be getting real butt hurt about ways people be acting or ways things people do but if you ain't really in it, how are they supposed to act? Because I'm gonna keep acting a certain type of way. If you're acting a certain type of way,
Speaker: You really got nobody to be mad at, but yourself. I think a lot of people are kind of, you know, as we get older, a lot of us kind of reach that mindset, like, all right, well, if you're gonna play games, I'm gonna play games. So let me know what you want. Let me know what you don't want. And I'm gonna do the same for you. Or, you know, not necessarily me. I'm not talking about me in general. I'm just, I observe a lot of shit. I watch a lot of shit. It has nothing to do with me or anybody I know personally. It's just watching things.
Speaker: and watching how people interact or whatever. Maybe. Maybe does include me a little bit, but, you know, not 100%. It's just watching and really a fucked up game y 'all are in. Let me just. Let me just do me over here.
Speaker: the end of the day, you know, I guess Paul's for a selfie Anywho, well, this is fun. This is fun. Right right guys. This is fun The holidays are coming up
Speaker: I'm not ready for the holidays. I don't like this time of year. I like this time of year because of my kids, but outside of them at all, I don't care for it personally. I'm not even fucking ready for it. I might be moving soon. I still got a good Christmas shopping. I literally have, what do we have? 23 days left Christmas or 23 shopping days left until Christmas.
Speaker: I haven't bought in a single goddamn Christmas gift. I might be moving. I want to get my Christmas decorations up. Well, me and the kids want to get them up, but I don't want to put them up just to take them right back down. Just put them right back up. You know what I mean? It's quite the conundrum. Quite the. Quite the. I lost my train of thought words are.
Speaker: 21 days until Saturday birthday. December 21st. Or 20. 20 seconds. Somewhere in that area.
Speaker: 20th. Math is hard sometimes. I don't know if I'm in this on my own. I always forget that November only has 30 days. I keep thinking to March the 31st. Maybe I'm just dumb. I don't know.
Speaker: 1220 For real only 29 Holy shit I just heard 41 just turned down the barrel of 42 I think this is coming up next week or something like that
Speaker: I'm terrible with birthdays. I have to ask my kids, especially when I'm what? Who should go first? I don't want to go first. Merit Buggy. Let. Oh my god. I really hope I get this down house because this is an argument that I'm not going to have to have. Let Cash go first because let go because he takes quicker showers than you and your sister. Oh my god.
Speaker: Seriously suffers from middle child syndrome this buggy buggy Buggy Come here Come here. I want to interview you on my show. No, I have nobody else to talk to Cuz my co -hosts are losers Are you suffering from middle child syndrome? Yes, he always goes first. It's not fair Hey, do you have the worst life ever? Yes
Speaker: Probably wish you weren't wearing that ugly, Ohio State shirt right now after the asphalt when they took Do you want me to disown you still? You want to wear a Michigan hat? Are you sure I got Michigan jersey boy? You want a room for winners and not losers? Well, I told cash you can take his shower first because he's faster than both you and your sister
Speaker: The hot water is never gone. If it's just wait a couple minutes after he's done. I have to do it better. Well, you have to go to bed early. You're not going to wake up early. Because I never do wake up. That's the point. If I wake up early and then I can't, I mean go to bed early, I can't wake up early. You're not going to wake up earlier though. Well, I'll bet, I'll bet you 10 bucks. I'm going to have to come wake you up in the morning. Bet. That's not what you say. Well, I didn't know I was saying that. That doesn't count. Okay, then what do I do? You have to shake hands.
Speaker: You have to spit on your hand. I'm not spitting on my hand. That's how you seal a deal. No. That is how you seal a deal. No. Then it's not legal in binding. A vet does not make a deal legal in binding. Like you just said. That just makes you sound like a goof. Even though I'm going to wake up in the morning, you don't want to give me $10. Because you won't be up in the morning. I do want to know because I want coffee. I'm not stopping to get you coffee. No, after school. I don't even have $10. I have no money because of you kids.
Speaker: I'm not gonna leave her alone about her shirt. Bird noodle and beef. I got buggy. My oldest one grew out of her nickname. And I call my son Pedro. I don't know why.
Speaker: And there we go. Jesus mother, Mary and Joseph. I cannot stand spectrum internet. I'm getting so fed up with their shitty ass service. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I'm not gonna leave her alone about her shirt because this child this child messaged me Saturday After the game Doodles asshole Yeah, my middle one is Wednesday Adams little serial killer whatever but I Don't even remember what the fuck I was just talking. Oh, yeah, she messaged me on Saturday. I
Speaker: She told me Michigan was a bunch of cheaters and they paid the rest off. They did. They did. They did. Go take a shower. My phone's off. Is it plugged in? Yes. I'll close it in. Is it charging? No. So then she just says that. Then she asked me to disown her.
Speaker: I responded with, oh, I don't mind. You're just some deuces. Personally, I'll sell you to the circus and make a little bit of money, but I can just earn you two. No, since you just told me I don't have to go to school. You do have to go to school. I don't have to. I choose, but I think I love you. Why? Because there's a boy there that you like? That is a boy.
Speaker: I'm gonna fight her because I like him before they even got together Home wrecker her yes, no you know yeah you know yeah you Home wrecker McGee Do not take the fingernail clippers to your hair. What is wrong with you? Apparently she's mad because the voice she likes
Speaker: She's almost six foot. She's almost six foot. Yeah. Really? She played in the WNBA. I don't know. I couldn't care less. Don't worry. Nobody else cares less about the WNBA either.
Speaker: Most people don't even know what that is. You're okay. What? Make fun of you for what? I don't make, I'm not making fun of you for anything. I'm just saying nobody knows what the WNBA is. Make funny for that ugly shirt. You're wearing.
Speaker: What I got cool I got cool colors in my closet Michigan colors in my closet because you guys won't pick your shit up Have kids
Speaker: Thank you have kids they said it's fun they said So apparently the cool thing to do amongst teenagers is to Adopt your friends and you become their mom or their dad or whatever
Speaker: It's not too hard for what they said to have kids. No, it's not hard to have them. It's hard to raise them. It's hard to have them after you make them. It's especially when they're just like you. I don't know what you're talking about either. I didn't ask to be born.
Speaker: I don't know if you guys can hear it. Buttons are apparently hard. Yeah, old mumble pants over here. How do you know it's to be born? Really? Really? And now that I hate it, it's just like...
Speaker: I don't go to skipper clubs. Scripper clubs. I ain't never really like stripper clubs actually. I might be the weird one. Never been a fan of them. Huge waste of money. Those places are yours. Yes, they are. I've never been one person. Well, you're also only 13. So, so you have no reason to ever be in one. I've seen them on TV.
Speaker: and I've heard it often. I'm so done. Why have your pin yellow? Huh? Have your pin yellow. I don't know. Never seen one. Never seen one in her life. I give up on life. I am just going to move to a mountain area, live in a cave. You might.
Speaker: I doubt I'll die. I'm just going to go off the grid, live off the land. Just never to be found again because apparently I'm not hitting the lottery so I can't buy an island anytime soon so I can go live in a mountain somewhere. That's free. What? I can't I have to take a shower or maybe you can get up early and take a shower in the morning.
Speaker: I know that's exactly why your brother got in the shower before you did because I know how long it takes for you and your sister to take a shower and I cannot wait and I hope we get this town out because y 'all going to have your own bathroom. Cash and I are going to have our own bathroom. Honestly, if I never did the hair treatment, I wouldn't take a shower. I would just straighten it. Tackle some bears. I mean, I don't need to smoke grass, but I'll tackle some bears. I got to make me a sweet ass bear skin costume.
Speaker: And then the locals will tell stories. I'll become an urban legend. They'll be stories about me for centuries. The bare man of the Appalachians, people will tell their grandchildren, don't go to the mountains because the bare man will get you.
Speaker: I just think of these things off the top of my head, you know. I know you do because you're exactly like I am. You're my mini me. That's right. No, you're not. And then African here. Hey, man, you're missing a hat. Are you really ghost floof? You're missing a hat. No, I'm not. They're all three up there. You need another one. I do. I need a new black one.
Speaker: Check my other black one Egyptian South African nice. That's cool. Oh nice to meet you, man That's her I throw hands she's my mini me like 100 % through and through absolutely my mini me They made a female clone. It's her boy
Speaker: What did you do today at school? You fell on the ground. Did you trip on anything? You get that from your mom. You envy me. Why do you envy me? Except your choices and teams are better.
Speaker: Look, she's been brainwashed by her mom's terrible influence fiance and all their terrible influence friends. So she doesn't know any better. I do know a lot more better than freaking Michigan. A lot. You know a lot more better. Yes. She's mine. Words are hard. Words be hard.
Speaker: I don't know how to speak the English language. I don't know how to spell the English language. I know more Englishness. Dude, I'm born and raised here and I butcher the English language on a daily basis. It is what it is. That's why we say words are hard around here. Hashtag words are hard. Excuse me. I don't know. I speak a lot. Not Mexican and not Chinese.
Speaker: Speaks Ohio and not Mexican not French Ian Not any of those Ian's Jesus Christ your sixth fucking language Watch your mouth, sir. Watch your whore mouth. I Can barely speak one language and you speak six. I
Speaker: Well, let me rephrase that. I destroy two languages. English and Spanish. I want to be a teacher about your kids making me think my thoughts. Who is? Your kid. You know you're one of my kids, right?
Speaker: There is different is all well, yeah, I mean Some people are learned are some people are learned to be smart some people are learned to I Don't know I'm a construction guy so That's my trade. I build I build things Or I fix things
Speaker: I can't build or fix a relationship, but I can build a house Miss Ron a duck what's going on brother? Well, I had company for the first hour Jeff had to go pack
Speaker: because he's going to a concert tomorrow and he's spending one night there. So, he had to go pack and apparently that causes you to have to leave the show early on the 200th **** episode, right? Can we get some goddamn staff around here? But I digress. I'm going to take a real quick break. Yeah, just we'll go for the **** I'm going to take a real quick break and then we're going to come back and wrap up the show.
Speaker: And and kind of see what happens and where it goes because it's just been dogshit from this point Well, but like a little bit late But take a real quick break. What do I want to hear?
Speaker: Oh, let's, you know what? Let's just, let's just, let's just keep going with Rumspringer tonight. Hello, Rumspringer. Check them out on all social media. Rumspringer underscore live. Like I said, if you're in the Columbus area, Columbus, Ohio, or in the Ohio or relatively close by, and you want to make a trip to Columbus on December 17th, I strongly recommend it. They're going to be live with a couple other bands. Be right back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: And there won't be no turning back Now it's time to start a dance, yeah And old burn jobs won't take your life so serious You won't come out alive Done wasting time with the Nazis
Speaker: Now the match is triggered And you're drawn with the flame So take a night on us In a concrete genre that won't be tamed What do you desire? Tell me what's your voice In a world that's living in a blindfold paradise? Time wasting time with the masses
Speaker: When the sun's going down What is lost will be found At nightfall we wear the crown When the dark comes to light They'll bow down and recognize We're the kings of the night
Speaker: When the sun's going down What is lost will be found At nightfall we wear the crown When the dark comes to light They'll bow down and recognize We're the king of the night When the sun's going down What is lost will be found
Speaker: When the dark comes to light, down by
Speaker: My buddy. A little rum springer for your ear holes. Love those guys. Good dudes. Great music. Ah, welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick and I'm solo again. Not even my co -host want to hang out with me.
Speaker: Now, hopefully you guys are enjoying the show. It's a bit of a train wreck, not accident. Not now. Yeah. Yeah. Words are hard. Not exactly how I envisioned the 200th episode, but it is what it is at this point. What the hell are you going to do? But if you guys are not already going to check us out on them, social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, take Jack, join us live Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday at 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: And if you can't join us live, you can listen to us on Spotify or basically anywhere you listen to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense. And if you find one form of our social media, you can click that link in the bio and you'll find all of them. So go give us a follow, give us a like, hit that subscribe button, give you them notifications. That way, you know, when we're doing something and give us a share. We greatly appreciate that. Help us grow.
Speaker: Yes. Uh, ghost flu. Nice meeting you. No show's got another, uh, got about another hour in us. Just me though. Uh, thanks. Thanks for the, uh, beard appreciation. I grow it all by myself. It's looking a little crazy right now, but yeah, it is what it is after a long day of work. And then, um, all this podcast and bullshit, we're not this fool.
Speaker: This motherfucker This motherfucker Connor who just recently kind of sort of joined the show. He's a friend of mine This motherfucker comes up with the most random ass bullshit And text me today and he says I got a new topic for the podcast What if our balls were on top and our dick was on the bottom and then we wouldn't get sweaty balls We'd get a sweaty dick
Speaker: And then for those of you who are watching this on Spotify and can't see my face right now, hopefully the sound of my voice gives you an idea of what my face looks like. And I have no control of the lunatics in the asylum because the lunatics in the asylum just do whatever they want. That's why we spent three and a half hours Saturday night talking about goddamn Game of Thrones.
Speaker: Went two and a half hours over on the podcast because I couldn't get two of the three idiots shut the fuck up so we can end the show To the point where I was just gonna leave and let them just talk as long as they wanted and then just have to edit Which is exactly what I have to do I have to get that episode up and I've got to give Mondays episode up Maybe I'll put all three of them up tomorrow Saturday Monday and tonight's I don't know I have time for it
Speaker: I don't even know what to help talk about, to be honest with you, because I was not prepared for this at all in any way, shape and or form. I wasn't prepared. So. Let's see if I can dive into something.
Speaker: You know what let's see if I can find just a random ass top ten to dive into but fuck around with You did you This should be interesting
Speaker: Conspiracy time. Let's dive into the conspiracy theory. What up, homie? Nobody. Who are you talking to? Top 10 greatest conspiracies. Really? Really? Really, Mark? Really, Mark? I expect better from you.
Speaker: Oh my gosh. What the hell? Where does this even start? Well, we all love stupid people here on the podcast. You guys watch us. Okay, fine.
Speaker: I'm just trying to, uh, just trying to talk. Uh, why is this fucking website such a pain in the ass for the love of Jesus? Let's dive into some of the dumbest questions ever asked on the internet.
Speaker: I've actually thought this myself a time or two. I'm not even gonna lie. What was the first person to milk a cow trying to do? Like, how do you accidentally stumble upon that? Oh, hey. Sounded like a loud fart. I don't know what that was. It sounded like a loud fart.
Speaker: I don't know if any of you guys have ever milked a cow. What? Cash is trying to hit me. How? Stop. Cash. You just hit me. You're in the shower. What are you going to do about that? Nothing. Don't get in the shower. Because I'm wearing my beautiful shirt. Just don't wear that ugly shirt. That hat's ugly. Because I don't know if any of you guys have ever milked a cow or if you've ever seen a cow milked.
Speaker: You know, it goes a little something. And that's the kind of sound that I make. If you hit you again, poor. Fucking ranch band. It didn't take all my goddamn ranch. Maybe they could. These these are these are 100 % stoner questions and I love it because I don't smoke weed. I don't smoke weed, but I have some stoner friends and and and the conversations that we had when they get stupid high.
Speaker: Or have had, I don't have, I'm not hanging out with a bunch of stoners, I don't even hang out with anybody period. But back in the day, my stoner friends, the conversations that we would have, these are the kinds of questions that they would ask. Why do they call it getting your dog fixed? If afterwards, it doesn't work anymore.
Speaker: Why why do you know what actually you know what let's let's let's let's address this let's address this Why why Steven why do you feel the need is you're so important to to drop some dumb shit like that I Mean if you were an actual Content creator much like I told your buddy Jason the other night, maybe I'd listen to you
Speaker: We all talk to each other the same. You know, maybe we did anything that was worth a damn. I would listen to you. But at the end of the day, basically all you do is get high and drink beer and fall asleep and listen to shitty music way too loud. We're supporting local artists, like networking, introducing new ears to something that they may not have heard of.
Speaker: We all talk shit to each other. We all bust each other's balls. Only difference between myself and you and all those other ass clowns, you're all fake. And with that being said, I bid you adieu.
Speaker: Did you I do I was gonna come back in and one of his other 500 different fucking accounts. I I Discarded you people I don't think about you people. I don't give a rat's ass about you people. I don't ever talk about you people Yes, I'm still living rent -free in your fucking heads and you still linger and you still lurk and to you I
Speaker: You don't get to talk to the champ like that so I win you lose As Cardi B once said I think it was Cardi B or one of those other The Cardi B or what's the other chicks name? I can't think of her fucking name My girls are currently arguing about brawls right now
Speaker: And at the end of the day, you're all keyboard warriors. So, I guess I should just...
Speaker: I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you. I hope that shower head explodes on you.
Speaker: They are being aggressive, right? They are. But at the end of the day, I wasn't some schmuck on another broadcast talking shit and slandering Tony D. I actually stood up for him. And I called you out on your bullshit. You sorry, sack of shit. And I called everybody else out on their bullshit because I've been the only one that has stood up for Tony D. Well, not the only one, but one of the few. Never told Tony D what he could or couldn't do.
Speaker: Never told a new he could or couldn't be friends with unlike some people So this is what we're gonna do this is what we're gonna do cuz I sure you got the right one on the wrong fucking day Jesus Christ man My fucking real brain behind a fucking computer screen and on a keyboard I
Speaker: Tony D is the man around here. There's a reason why I brought Tony D up in here. There's a reason why Tony D and I click. We have fun together. We hang out together. We bust the **** out of each other's balls. If y 'all have not listened to the Belt Kings Fantasy Football Show, we do a hell of a thing over there. And the last three weeks, four weeks, whatever it's been, uh it's been Tony and Rich and I. Brian came up last week and and and we had we had a ****
Speaker: And the belt King's fantasy ball league to come up in here and talk about that crazy shit. You must be out your goddamn mind. What's going on? Welcome back, brother, baby. What's good? What's good? What's good? Can you hear me? Can you hear me loud and clearly? I'm a earbud in. Hold on. Give me one second. Can you hear me? Mike, check one.
Speaker: microphone. Check one, two, one, two. Now I got you. Sorry. I took my earbuds out because I was just in here just talking to myself and my kids were helping me co -host and and then part of the bitch brigade popped in here and caught himself a block after talking shit. So not the bitch brigade. Yeah. Steven Pena came up in here bumping his fucking cocksucker. Man.
Speaker: These guys are still at it find something to do man Talk about let me give you suggestions to make your show better Like what should I get? Stupid drunken really high and play my music too loud and pass out on camera Yeah, that's his formula, but his formula for success May not work for you
Speaker: You know what I mean? You know, well, it's because that's because our audience is actually engaging and entertaining. Copy. But then he then he had then then he had in there. What up, camp? Then he had the nerve to tell me that I treat Tony D like dog shit or like dick. Like, really? Really? Because I'm not the one who went on another broadcast and slantered his fucking name and said a bunch of terrible fucking horrendous things about him.
Speaker: or agreed with some asshole who was saying terrible horrendous fucking things about him. Yes. Exactly. Or hosted a stream where somebody was allowed to come on and say horrendous things. Exactly. I get it. Because I remember when it all transpired. But I get it. I'm the one I'm one of the few that stood up for him. I'm one of the few that had his back. Yeah, I remember when that happened. But then for
Speaker: but then for, you know, for, for, for, uh, got to come in. And then, cause I was also, I also saw when the guy came on the panel and, uh, and attempted to smooth things out between the two of you. And now here we go again. So I thought all of that, that was squashed a while back. Yeah. That was, that was the thing. Like he came up on the panel. He came up on the panel. I let him come up on my show and I'll say it as it is.
Speaker: you know, at the end of the day, it's it's all of our show. This is what we do. This is where we hang out and we have fun. Man, it's my show. I let him come up in here, give him his time, let him say his piece. We talked it out. I thought we was cool, cool, cool, cool, collective kosher. Everything was hunky dory and then the motherfucker was in his mouth the very next day. Like, which is weird. Yeah, but that's how weirdos do it. You know, that's really weird behavior. And I just I just said to hell with them. I said my piece to every one of them.
Speaker: and let the blocks rain down and uh you know it's been it's been yeah let the blocks rain down i ain't thought about it i ain't nothing about it but you motherfuckers act like my name is a dick because you can't keep it out of your fucking mouth that's the downfall about your man
Speaker: Tony D going live on 900 different platforms is a lot of times he's done platforms all at the same time and I hear your stupid ass is still just And I still don't say shit about you I've had some of you in my fucking lives Chatting it up talking shit, and I still don't say shit about you I've gone into Tony's lives and you motherfuckers talking shit, and I still don't say shit about you Yeah, it's not a picture lower than all y 'all bitches I
Speaker: Yeah. Sometimes they just want attention. You know how it goes. Sometimes they want attention if they're not getting, uh, if they're not getting the, uh, the traction or the views or the attention overall. Cause you know, that's like, that's a very bitch like, you know, some people are looking for attention, you know, that's a female trait. Definitely not a male trait. So kind of weird. We live in a weird world.
Speaker: That a lot of wheels out there. It's very strange. Not a fucking weird. You know, it is. It is what it is at the end of the day, because I don't need the headache. And to be honest with you, I don't give you too much time as it is tonight. And I shouldn't have given you this much fucking time. But hey, hey, here's your here's your little 15 minutes. Enjoy it. Now, run back to your little your little bitch squad, your little Karen squad, your little mayonnaise gang, all your little vagina fucking
Speaker: Oh my god. I got good tonight. Yes, I did. I got look so good. Very weird. Very weird. I mean, oh boy. I don't know. I wish I was in the studio. We could have really had some fun with this because I could have brought up some entertaining, some entertaining still shots and we could have had some fun with it. Unfortunately, I'm on the mobile.
Speaker: But yeah, this would have been a perfect opportunity if I was in a studio to be like, hey man, guess what I had in my archives? A couple of classic photos from the good old days from these fuckers. So I've still got plenty of ammunition to fire at these fuckers when they want to stick their heads out and talk shit. Yeah, for sure. But it would definitely, I can't do it from the mobile, unfortunately, you know?
Speaker: Definitely, uh, one is in a chamber. This, this, this, for anybody that want to come up and talk shit, one is in a chamber for your ass. All right. Don't forget it. Oh, one of, one of the, one of the, one of the cam to answer your question. Mark said some asshole came in here and tried to give me some shit. You know, what are these fucking idiots from back in the day who still got their fucking feelings hurt, still letting me live in their head rent free.
Speaker: I tried to come up in here tonight talking all kinds of bullshit. I let him say his piece. I said my piece and then I blocked him. I know you're still watching me on one of your other fifty **** accounts. There's a reason why your accounts keep keep keep getting recorded and banned and blocked and everything like that. Yet, your boy's still here because you're a scumbag. I mean, you're not good content. Like, if you're just going to come on a platform and just use drugs and fall asleep,
Speaker: and just get, you know, inebriated out of your mind to the point of where you're sleeping on a live stream. You're not a good content creator. You don't provide anything good for the universe. There's no good content to consume there whatsoever. It's just a tutorial on how to get wasted and fall asleep while you're live. I always wondered like, what's the angle? What's the concept of this shit?
Speaker: like, you know, like, yeah. How are you going to? What's the purpose? Yeah. How are you? How are you going to come in and how are you? Shut up, Mark. It was one time, Mark. I didn't fall asleep on the pool table. It was jokes like how are you going to come in here and be like, you want some you want some advice to make your show better? What the show that actually provides fucking content, the show that
Speaker: that actually gives the viewers something to enjoy. Coming from you, I mean, it's your little butt buddy came in and did the same thing Monday night. And another butt buddy, oh boy, these guys. And Jay, New York, whatever, Jason, NYC, I don't know, I can't keep up on your fucking accounts, you got so many of them. Oh, Jay, New York, he's wild.
Speaker: He's a little wild. He's just like, he gets a thrill. It's a thrill of the troll for him. You know, the same thing about it is Jay and I go back 10 years, 10 plus years. And he still went to the, went to the Karen side or the dark side or the whatever. No, don't tell me he sided with Karen slash mayonnaise gang. No. Oh man. He wants to come in.
Speaker: And Jay and I go back, like Jay and I go back years, man. And I'm stuck up, man. And I, and I've, I've put my neck here for this goofy bastard. And, you know, and he's been on the platform before. Hasn't he been on your platform before? Yeah. I remember him. Yeah. Like, what, what, what are we doing with this? It's just like.
Speaker: I mean, I do appreciate coming in because, you know, I actually had something funny to do. I had, you know, I had to kind of wing it and pull something funny out. But instead of being funny, now I get to be serious. Now I get to now I get to be angry. And Tony and Jeff aren't here to stop me from being angry. I can just be fucking angry. And you know, I'm not going to stop you. So go for it. Little bitches can't get mad at Tony and go after Tony because Tony's not here.
Speaker: because I know that's what you would do if Tony was here. Y 'all get but her and you would go cry to Tony and be like, if you was a real friend, Tony, you wouldn't let him say the bad things about me. You know what I do when these lives about me? Not a goddamn thing. I laugh. I laugh because y 'all sad and you funny. I think my man said it early. A bunch of fucking clowns. But it's good. You know what it is, though? Sometimes
Speaker: sometimes it's good promotion though because you know sometimes oil press is good press you know so so if somebody's just shouting and you know mentioning you on a different platform for no reason whatsoever just because they are we'll call it because they glizzy riders we'll call it a glizzy rider you're riding the glizzy right now is what they're riding yeah they're riding the glizzy right now so what it is is that listen you ride the glizzy on other platforms and keep giving
Speaker: keep giving all the promotions. And just in case, cause remember when they're glizzy riding, there may be people that are not familiar with the Glickster, right? So, so they may be like, who is this? And what that does is that inspires more subscribers and more people to look into what you're doing because people are talking negatively about you. So I just like, like, you know, I don't mind the smoke. Like I've been,
Speaker: I've been trashed on all kinds of platforms all across the YouTube, but I'm slowly but surely growing slowly, but surely bubbling. So anytime somebody wants to talk about me after it goes down, it's cool because my subs may go up maybe four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. I don't know, but all press is good press.
Speaker: don't believe the hype. You know, that's that's exactly my thought. You go ahead. Hey, make sure make sure you make sure you say it right. Make sure you say nonsensical nonsense. Don't just say just say nonsensical nonsense. That way, other people will be like, oh, let's go check these assholes out. Why are they why are they so bad? Why are they the bad guys? Oh, the boogeyman nonsensical nonsense boogeyman is going to get you. Well, all right. Well, shit. I said earlier, my daughter was in here. I said, I'm I'm tired of this shit being a dad.
Speaker: And having adult responsibilities, I'm going to move to the Appalachian Mountains and kill me a grizzly bear and wear it as a, you know, where, where it's skin. And they're going to bear man of the, of the Appalachians. And they're going to tell their great, like, great, you know, people are going to tell their grandkids, like, don't, if you go into the Appalachians and you stick around too long, the bear man is going to get you.
Speaker: I could actually see you doing some shit like that too, which is the weirdest thing. I can see the shit actually. You're the kind of motherfucker that hit the lotto and just say, fuck it, I'm going to get a beer costume and terrorize motherfuckers like Bigfoot. Barefoot, right? Like, I can see some shit like that. You can live off the grid, lay low and have a good time. And then on weekends, come party with us.
Speaker: Yeah. Chicken at the Motel six. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, if it wasn't for these kids, well, I'll tell you what, man. I swear to God, I swear for God, I would I would get off the grid. I would go live in a cave somewhere. Y 'all motherfuckers wouldn't see me here for me. Nothing until podcast day and then my ass would just pop up at the Holiday Inn or some should be like,
Speaker: look at all scraggly it's just whether it is like hey what's up welcome to the show we always have to broadcast where there's free wi -fi so we'll be coming from a different location every week whether it's your local starbucks local mcdonald's gas station wah wah
Speaker: whatever that stuff you got out there, whatever it is, wherever they got free community, Wi -Fi, that's where the show's gonna be, damn it. You can see me stay up the grid, that's cool. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday, I'm off the grid, man. I'm just chilling, just not giving a damn about nothing, not giving a damn about nobody. I'm wearing my, I just got my freshly killed grizzly bear that I'm wearing, chasing vocals.
Speaker: Oh, we got these stories of the the bear man from from Oregon all the way down to Florida and up to the great state of Maine and down to Texas. The bear man. The bear man. He always has a Budweiser in his hand. You can hear the sounds of butter bottles clinking in the back.
Speaker: in the foreground before he shows up. Like the Warriors, you had a beer bottle thinking that they clink, clink, clink, clink. Oh shit, here comes the beer man. You could be the beer, fresh beer man. So if you have that pronounced, like some is a beer, some is a beer. You can be both at the same time. Depending upon how drunk the storyteller is, I'm either the bear, the bear man or the beer man.
Speaker: beer man, whatever, either or. Yeah, depending on how twisted the guy telling the story is. Exactly. It could be either or. And then when somebody that sober says, hey, man, is it the bear man or the bear man? He could just say, fuck it. It's both. It's both. It's a combination. It's a combination. He came out of the shadows. He had beer strapped around his chest. He was wearing a bear.
Speaker: I'm wearing a bag. And he's dragging a cooler. He's dragging a little wagon with a cooler full of beers. As he attacked, he screamed, I'm the champ, bitches. And he takes the belt out once in a while, too, like he has this belt behind the tree. Oh, no, I'm the champ.
Speaker: Did you know? That's crazy. That's crazy. And it's real. Let me get to this. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, we got a killer. I'm sorry. I didn't shout you out. Kill him in the building. Miss troll a duck. I can't pronounce that. I'm I'm thinking that up. It's Mark. It's Mark.
Speaker: Oh, okay. What's good? What's good? What's good? Salute, salute to the English folks tuned in to the nonsensical nonsense podcast on a fine Wednesday night. We work in the circuit. We getting it in, man. Like, share, subscribe. Steven Pena, go buzz off. You know, you could have real jackass. You could have real jackass the entire time. And, um,
Speaker: For those that are concerned, I won't say concerned that I'm curious to who this jackass is. Don't bother looking them up. You'll be disappointed. You'll be disappointed. Waste your time with his one subscriber. Exactly. Salute to Sarah Lou in the building.
Speaker: Let me see, I'm just shouting out, cause I missed a lot of the chat when I stepped off for a second to do, make it look good, actually do a little work, make it seem like it's, like, you know, the contract is being fulfilled, but don't tell nobody. Don't tell nobody. Imagine falling asleep on a table, hog lick. Killer says, what did I miss?
Speaker: I think you missed the jackass coming in here trying to troll, but got his little ass handed back to him and sent them on his way. So that's how that went down. Don't try this at home, folks, because it's vicious. This is definitely a no troll zone. You come in with that troll shit, you're going to get the business. You're going to get worked over here. I'm just saying. Well, that's a crazy thing. Like, you know, if anybody's ever listened to more than
Speaker: five minutes of the show, they know that I'm a shit talker. I'm going to talk all kinds of crazy shit. They know, you know, if they if they've listened to Sunday Night Smoke, if they've listened to you on the show, they know you're a shit talker. They know Jeff's a shit talker. Tony's a shit talker. Like, what do you what do you expect to gain by coming up in here other than the fact that you're just going to go back to your little cronies, your little your little clique?
Speaker: And everybody's going to go, oh, it's OK. It's OK. Here's a coloring book and a nice warm glass of milk. I'm sorry that the mean man Glick and his buddies at nonsensical nonsense podcast hurts your feelings. But you know what? They keep inspiring them to come back for more. So they'll be like, damn, oh, man, we tried to pull up and try to come with it. We got we got we got the business. We got you know, we got our feelings hurt.
Speaker: and then they inspire them to come back. Like, don't worry, it's okay. Pat them on their head, have your little cookies and milk, but then you try to resurface another month or so later. Don't come back, man. Don't come back. Once you get that smoke, let it ride. Take that health and keep it shaking. Don't pull back up, man. Do not pull back up. You're good. Because at the end of the day, you're not Rocky. You didn't have a training montage. You didn't come back to beat Dolph, you know, Dolph London, Ivan Drago after he killed your boy, Apollo Creed.
Speaker: We're just going to replay. James Brown's going to pump you up. James Brown's going to pump you up and the same situation. You're going to get killed at the end. You're going to get killed. You can't win. Damn it. You can't win. You're not the mike ducks. Whatever. You're not Rudy. Whatever goofy ass inspirational force, gump ass movie you're watching. That ain't you. No.
Speaker: It is definitely not and it doesn't work. No, no, no. So just let that, this is just a disclaimer for those out there. Um, don't try this at home because you will get roasted. I'm just saying you will get roasted and then you may have hard feelings after that. So don't even try it. Just come enjoy the show. Keep the show into a minimum.
Speaker: enjoy the content. Enjoy what you're listening to. Don't troll because yeah because the sad part about it, all you all you haters before you all got together and got your feelings all hurt and got all sensitive and stupid and **** carrying gang. Y 'all were fans of me. Y 'all was fans of me.
Speaker: before you got your feelings hurt. Before you started listening to stupid people, you were fans. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not even saying the show. Y 'all were fans of me before you were fans of the show. And then you was fans of the show. And then you fucked around and started talking to the wrong people, letting the wrong birdies chirping your ear holes. That you feel in all sorts of ways. Yeah. Yeah. I don't just call my.
Speaker: because I'm the greatest of all time. I got dangerous man in my I got dangerous. I got bad men in my quarter. Hey man. I'm a bad bad man. And then I was associated with some bad bad men. Bad not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good. How can I say that? Any words both ways?
Speaker: You know that yeah, not bad being not not bad in a bad way, but in a good way basically Some realized motherfuckers who are always ready for the smoke as my man always ready Always ready and we hate to dedicate a few minutes to fuckery, you know what I'm saying? but but you know what needs to be needs to be so like, you know, I
Speaker: You know, it is what it is. So that you decide to come back up just just for the fuckers that want to come in troll. We're only going to give you a five minute. We're going to shit on you for five minutes and then proceed as usual. So this was like a bonus. This was a bonus. This episode. But the next time you pull out, we're going to shit on you real quick and we're just going to keep it moving. Take a quick dump like a quick like a quick dump and just jump back on the road and keep going with what we're going with. That's all, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, I don't want to be the bad guy. I don't want to be the boogeyman I'm actually a pretty nice guy. I like to smile. I like to make people laugh. That's why we do this podcast. It's all in good nature but Let me hit you up to something I'm a Libra Now I want to see the troll coming in just to see how you You missed them. I got rid of them early. I like I'm a Libra and y 'all sleep on Libra's or scales
Speaker: That means we can live in both worlds. And I like living, you know, as much as I enjoy the good world and being happy and go lucky, I love to be the bad guy when I have to be. For sure. It's all about balance, right? I could be the best friend or the worst enemy. Depends on how you want to roll with it. That's the same. That is the definition of a fucking Libra all day long.
Speaker: We can be your best friend or we can be your worst enemy. Listen, ghost. I'm going to shout out ghost, ghost, ghost, sorry. Sorry. Sorry if I'm screwing up the name because I'm the master at destroying names and chopping names. I said, dude, dude, leavers are the most patient folk and possible to truly offend them. So you got to go hard to get on your nerves pretty much.
Speaker: I don't get it real quick. I don't. Yeah, I don't get offended. You know, we really are. I mean, I. My patience level is insane. I don't get offended. I just get tired of the fuckery like really like like. All right. So you see you see happy, smiling, funny guy. And then you want to come in and push buttons.
Speaker: don't hit that red button. Don't hit that red button. I ain't offended. but don't don't go too. Yeah, you hit the wrong button. Ghost is me is a international about my name right now. I hear that. I'm just saying I just be chopping up names. That's all it is.
Speaker: that's the African African uh what did he say hold on Egyptian South African how cool is that man that's what's up listen man nonsensical nonsense podcasts all around the world this is worldwide you guys are ranking charting on the Dominican Republic top streams like you guys are charting man you know what i mean so salute it's a worldwide event man it's a worldwide event
Speaker: That's what's up. Yep. There you go. He says Egyptian South African combination. There you go. Thanks for joining us, man. Thanks for joining us. Like share subscribe. Keep it worldwide. Keep it flowing. Beautiful thing. Beautiful thing. You know, voices reach out, man. Voices reach out all across the world. You know what I mean?
Speaker: that's the good thing about the internet. The web is worldwide. Go ahead and lick my bag. Go for it. No, you're good, man. Just keep on uh not exactly. I mean, it blows my mind. I'm uh you know what? I'm gonna go. I'm I'm not I'm not gonna pat myself on the back. I'm gonna pat you guys. Go for it. Pat yourself. I'm gonna pat you guys on the back. I'm gonna pat you guys on the back. Smoke,
Speaker: Mike, the big dog, AKA, homeschool Mike. My man, Connor, who's been rolling through lately with us and hanging out and acting a goddamn fool. No surprise from Connor. I know Connor personally, haven't I worked together? Not surprised that he just comes through here acting a goddamn fool. It blows my mind how many countries listen to us, not necessarily live.
Speaker: but, but we'll catch the replays and shit like that on Spotify and, uh, and, and, and, and Apple podcasts or Google podcasts or whatever, whatever podcast form you're listening to or anything like that. I think there's like 20 different countries that listen to us. You know, obviously America being the, the, you know, being the biggest or the largest percentage, but there's, I mean, Russia, Germany, England, um,
Speaker: Saudi Arabia Dominican Republic Puerto Rico I can't do it tonight. Sorry, Puerto Rico. I was gonna try to or not properly pronounce it but You know It's Jesus what is going on here? Here we go. It's a
Speaker: it's it's not all me. I mean, like I said, just to and just to rattle off where we at where we at. Give me my ****. Give me my give me my proper ****. There we go. Give me that. Give me that. Yeah, Mexico, Germany, the United Kingdom, Canada, Canada. Oh, I am sorry. I do make fun of you guys a lot. I secretly love the Canada though. You know, even though you know y 'all some goofy some ****
Speaker: but a caravan of festival. Go ahead continue, sir. Yeah, I was just doing Saudi Arabia, India, France, Egypt, my man in Egypt and South Africa, Ireland, Ghana, Cambodia, the Philippines, Latvia. I've only heard that. I didn't think that was a real country.
Speaker: Brazil, Kenya, Iraq. I didn't think there was. That's a lot of places. Portugal, Bolivia, Iraq, Malaysia, Bulgaria, Palestine, the UAE, the United Arab Emirates, Emirates, Emirates.
Speaker: Argentina, Spain. That's insane. Y 'all listen to this. Can y 'all even understand? I don't know something. Well, you know, you got English speaking folks all around. So that's a good thing. You know what I mean? I mean, yeah, my man Ghost Floof said he speaks six fucking languages and apologize for his English. And I was like, your English is on point, man. Like your English is on point. It ain't, it ain't even nothing wrong with it.
Speaker: What do you apologize for? I'm born and raised in America and I butcher the English language every single day. I can barely speak.
Speaker: Call me the name butcher. Call me the quicker fucker -upper when it comes to names. I will fuck your name up real quick. Quicker fucker -upper. Quicker fucker -upper when it comes to names. You can forget about it, Jack. I will chop, screw, twist. I will destroy your name in a second. It was not a one -syllable special. You gotta be a quick name like Fred or Jimmy.
Speaker: Anything else or bets are off. Basically what you said is you need to have a white ass name for me not to fuck it up. Just a basic. It could be, it could be not universal. I mean, I am, I'm the black racist guy, but it could be like a Tony, which is easy name, Fred, Tony, Bill, Jim.
Speaker: You know, when we start getting to the Jamal Quavius and all of that wild shit, like, are you trying to get exotic in the hood? Like, those names are fucked up. Like, you trying to actually, when you name your child a name like Jamal Quavius, you're trying to actually stop him from getting a job later on in life. Like, I'm not gonna review Jamal Quavius's, but I can't pronounce your fucking name, I'm not gonna review your resume.
Speaker: Have a nice day. You're the opposite of me. You're the opposite of me. I am. I kill those names. Like when I, that's what it's like. If I had a superpower, my superpower would be pronunciation of crazy ass names. When I used to work at Aaron's, when I lived down in South Carolina, and even, even, even when I worked at Orkin, um, you know, I, when I worked at Orkin, I had customers that were Russian.
Speaker: Asian, African, Middle Eastern, whatever. I ain't never once fucked up any of their names. So like when we would get a crazy ass name and I was working at Oregon and they had to call them because, you know, for whatever reason, they're like, Glick, can you do this? I'm like, yeah, sure. I got this. And it was like blowing their minds because I would hit their name. Boom. On point every time. And and
Speaker: But I will fuck up some of the most common names. I'll fuck up Tommy. I'll fuck around and get on a phone and be like, can I speak to you too, mate? It's Tommy. Oh, my bad, dude. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's because I because I get I get fucked up with all the all the quote unquote weird names. So like a normal name just completely throws me out of all out of my all out of whack. Yeah, a regular name is too regular for you.
Speaker: Like words are hard only when it comes to regular stuff sometimes. Explain this if you want audience audience. Try to figure this out. Try to explain it. I don't know. We can't just make this shit up. It is what it is. You know what I mean? Hey. Yeah. 100 % it is what it is. Push your all day every day, my man. But you know,
Speaker: I kind of went on a tangent tonight. It was all good. Like, you know, a few trolls got, you know, maybe a little trolling got it off the head because like I dropped out for a second. And when I dropped back in, I kind of heard the smoke going down, which is my middle name. So you know how I go. I kind of heard the, I heard the trolls squashing going on. So I'm, I'm, you know, me, I'm always down to kick somebody while they're down.
Speaker: We're down to kick control. When the troll gets down, I'm down to just pull up and just put a boot print on the neck also. Like, let's go for it. You know what I mean? Let's go. So it's definitely down to kick control when he's down. Oh, man. I'll take cash. I'll pile this shit on. Definitely, definitely.
Speaker: Killer, what's up, man? How you doing, Cam? Long time no see, man. It's been a hot minute. It's been a hot minute. I've been busy. I've been in the circuit. I've been on the road. I've been everywhere. But guess what? I'm back. So, you know, everything is. With those. Oh, there's quick sounds. It took me like eight. How are those? How are those names and stuff like that hard for you when that's like that's that's where you're from, ghost.
Speaker: Which is crazy. Yeah.
Speaker: like eight years to learn the he said he said difficult I was just reading that comment it took eight years to learn them sounds which is crazy I'm like oh he said they're difficult days with them click sounds that shit's funny as fuck yo man give me a name I won't fuck it up trust me no doubt about it
Speaker: like the basics I'm good with but anything quote unquote exotic or whatever you'd be like man what the fuck we're talking about here it's wild it's wild it's wild you know I like it short sweet to the point when it comes to the name when it comes to a name let's keep it basic and if you got a one of those long exotic names I'm gonna abbreviate it just so I can you know
Speaker: I'll chop it down and shorten it just to call you, give you a quick nickname so I don't gotta go through all that bullshit. Chopping up your name every other time I call you. So that's one of the grown ones right there. That was a random Snapchat ad. What you got? You wanna share it with us real quick? No, no, no. What you got? Oh, you're getting pop -ups. You're getting pop -ups? No, I just...
Speaker: somebody added me back on Snapchat. That just kind of shocked me a little bit. Oh, that'll rock the Snapchat, but, uh, I heard about it. You don't, you don't really do a whole lot on, on, um, on social media though. No, which doesn't help, which doesn't help, but at the same time, less is more sometimes is how I think.
Speaker: Like I don't, I don't do the TikTok. I don't do the Snapchat. There's a bunch of stuff that I don't do that I should be doing to grow the channel, but I don't. I just keep it like, you know what, man, I'm just, I just stay in my lane because at some point I have to, um, I have to step it up and engage a little more, but social media isn't really my thing.
Speaker: It doesn't help the radio show too much. The fact that social media isn't my thing. Like, so I have to start maybe squeezing in some TikTok, some shorts, chopping up some videos and stuff on the show, using this, some shorts and stuff. That's what I'm going to do to make the platform grow as far as the audience understand that, but I'm not the most social person either. I'm the most social.
Speaker: But I'm private and social. It makes no sense with how I am. Like my fucking existence is retarded. Like I'm super social, but I'm super private at the same time, which is why I feel that because, you know, generally, uh, for the, for the most part, I mean, that's, that's, and this is what, you know, you got to create, um,
Speaker: the, the, the, you know, the Sunday night smoke platform, not necessarily the smoke platform. You need to have your, your platform for the show and everything like that. I've never, I've never really been one to be super active on social media. I guess the most, the platform I've been the most active on ever has always been TikTok since I got on there and actually started using the platform. So,
Speaker: You know, and this is, you know, that's part of the struggle with this, with this podcast. You know, obviously I come on here and I promote, but I don't post much, especially on Twitter. Like I very rarely ever post on Twitter, but the only thing I'm posting on Twitter is, uh, damn ghost. I feel like I know you and I feel like you're fucking with me. And I feel like I know you. Fucking head with that one.
Speaker: you hit the nail on the goddamn head with that one. So I've had to, I've had to, uh, you know, try to get better about posting on to be nonsensical nonsense platforms. Uh, you know, as of late I've been, but it's, it's, it's, you know, I've been posting a lot more on my personal Instagram page. I've been posting a lot more on my,
Speaker: but it's it's it's hard to find if it's outside the clips of the show which are only going to go so far on social media. Um trying to find a good clip or a good sound bite for TikTok or whatever. That was sarcasm and I'm sure we've never been. Are you sure ghost because you really **** nailed that one. Um but uh
Speaker: You know, like, you know, I did, I did hit a sound bite that went over pretty well. And in all honesty, Instagram seems to be one of the hardest platforms to grow on. Um, because you have to be consistent. You have to be consistent every day. Stories. You have to post every day. You have to post everything. If you want to be successful on Instagram, which I don't.
Speaker: I'm just like, I don't want to be successful in any fucking way. I'm just like, I'm just like, I have my lane and I do what I do. And I'm like, I prefer to just grow like a fucking snail. And when people finally catch the wave, they'll catch the wave. But Instagram, you have to post every day. I only post once a week. Just like when you do, I do a video once a week. You know, I've been informed behind the scenes by other content creators that are larger than myself, like, hey man, you got to do more, you got to do more. But my time does not allow me to do more.
Speaker: That's what like I've, I've, I've only one lane. I'm Sunday night only. That's my lane. That's all it's ever going to be. That's all it is from time to time. I'll drop a little snippet here and there, but I prefer if I want to drop something else, I'll put it on Instagram opposed to on my YouTube channel because I'm just like, listen, I'm just going to grow. I'm just going to be like a snail and just slow grow. I'm going to walk slow. I'm just going to walk slow and steady. Yep.
Speaker: Well, and, and, and no, I, I agree. I mean, we're, we're, we're live three times a week. So we're on YouTube and Twitch three times a week for nine hours a week or more, nine hours or more, you know, I say or more because now the show is technically three hours, but you know, we have a tendency to go on tirades and not tirades, but you know, we go on rants and, and we get to talking and we get into bullshitting because I mean, at the end of the day, I don't want to see people ask me all the time, you know, when they find out I have a podcast or.
Speaker: or I host a podcast or whatever. What's your show about? In all honesty, some of my, you know, I mean, guys, you know, I consider all you guys brothers. I consider all you guys friends. I said it's me and it's me and my, my best friend sitting around bullshit. Me and my boys. It's about everything and nothing. It's about exactly what is it? It's everything and nothing at the same time. The name is self -explanatory. Yeah.
Speaker: So, I mean, yeah, and that's the best way to describe it. And I've said that for the longest time. It's about everything and nothing all at the same time. We're just having fun. We're just hanging out. We're having fun. Yeah. The show says six to nine, but if we go till 10, we go to 11. You know, we go, we go until fucking one or two in the morning. We'd go to one or two in the fucking morning. It doesn't matter because we're having fun at the end of the day.
Speaker: Does that create more work for me? Yes, it does, but it's worth it because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna end the show if we're having a good conversation like right now We're having a good conversation. We're shooting shit. I'm not gonna end the show just because oh It says clock says three hours. Shut up. We're done. Yeah
Speaker: Yeah, that's the shit that I do. I'd be like, hey, guys, all right, we're coming close to two hours. Let's get the fuck out of here. I got shit to do, damn it. We went five and a half hours. I let Brian and Jeff talk about God damn Game of Thrones for almost three hours. Which is cool, though, because it's good to watch the white hours.
Speaker: It was, it was, it was, they were having a good conversation. It wasn't boring. Like I'm not a Game of Thrones guy. I changed my name on the screen and I've started announcing myself as King Glick Baratheon.
Speaker: King Robert Rathian was a character from Game of Thrones that they both said that is a hundred percent me. And I looked him up and I'm like, this guy's a total badass. He's the king of seven kingdoms. And he took him by force. And he was like, I don't even know what that means. So I'm like, this dude's a badass. These guys are awesome. So I just let him talk and I would interject my bullshit from time to time. And we'd get a little sidetracked from time to time, but they would come right back to it. But I mean, they would.
Speaker: I'm not a Game of Thrones guy. I know not everybody is, but I also know that that show has a very big following. It has a large amount of. Fucking following, bro. Huge follow. And I've never seen it one time, but I'm the exception to the rule. Everybody, almost everybody has seen that shit. I've never seen that. A lot of people, a lot of people are into that shit. I've heard about it, but I'm not a TV guy, you know? Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker: If you don't ever want to watch Game of Thrones or you've never seen Game of Thrones, listen to that. Listen to Saturday night show. You will never have to watch it. I ain't never seen an episode of that show and I know more about it than, than these guys who watch every episode. Oh shit. They gave the T code. So they gave a three hour, instead of using say a hundred hours to watch all of those series and all of the seasons, we got a quick three hour, three hour rundown real quick.
Speaker: Yeah. All right. Yeah, no. They're not going to know. Well, they got the spin off show. I did learn that Saturday night. There's a spin off show House of Dragons or something like that. Really? Ghost is obviously a fan. Yeah. It's men being men. It's all about being men. Just talking smack on the side. Yeah. This is what we do. We just we just hang out. We have fun. Honestly, though, if I sound familiar, you make me feel like my English is good.
Speaker: Dude, your English is amazing. Ghost flu at the end of the day. But, um, someone was talking about hitting that stride on, on, on social media and Instagram being an absolute pain in the ass. I did a Tik TOK video that I posted on there. 400 ,000 views. Yes. It doesn't sound like about, you know, like my next statement doesn't sound like a lot, but our Instagram went from, went from like a hundred followers to, um,
Speaker: we're just shy of 700 now. I mean, and I posted that a couple of weeks ago. So it's just like, you just need that. And it had nothing to do with the podcast. It was just a TikTok video that I made that didn't get that much attention on TikTok. Didn't get no love on TikTok. I mean, it got a little bit of love on TikTok, but I mean, it's fucking boring. People have used the sound. People have shared it into their stories every day. People are liking it. People are commenting on it. And I try to keep up with the comments.
Speaker: If you're listening to the show and you found the show because of instagram and you've commented I'm trying to keep up on them. I promise They just might be late All good it's all about the interaction it's all about interaction with the followers and subscribers You know, they're a part of the show. Yep. Go ahead. Go for it. I'm gonna do a quick quick disclaimer. It's all about participating with the followers the subscribers We want to show love during the chat
Speaker: During the live streams, we want to interact with the people in the chat because it's, it's about more than just the people that are on the panel. It's about the people that are in the chat, the people that are commenting, liking, sharing, subscribing. You understand what I'm saying? So that definitely, um, it makes a difference. It definitely makes a difference. And we want everybody to know that they're appreciated.
Speaker: They're definitely appreciated and love for liking, sharing, subscribing. Just continue to like, share, subscribe to content. If you see something you like, share with a friend, put them on, let them know, hey man, this show is hot. You know, this is cool. This is a good look. So just like, share, subscribe. And that's how the platforms grow. And that's how you, you know, support. It doesn't have to necessarily be through cash apps or super chats, but it's more so through like, share, subscribe, the people that you like,
Speaker: And if you have a circle of friends that all think the same way or have things in common, Hey, maybe they'll like it. So that's how the channels grow like that. So we definitely appreciate the followers and subscribers salute to all the y 'all, the chat rooms, the chatter boxes, all of that, man. One love, no doubt. Absolutely. I mean, at the end of the day, um, not like smokers saying to kind of add on to that, you know,
Speaker: You don't grow because you get 20 people who like what you do. You grow because you get 20 people who like what you do and they tell their friends about it. You know, I've said it a million times. You get one person and they tell 10 friends and two of them listen and then each one of them tell 10 of their friends and then two of them listen and like what they hear, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Before you know it, you've got
Speaker: two thousand people who are liking what you do or right, you know, something silly is a little goofy ass lip sync or TikTok video or whatever blows up and and and you know, they're putting it in their fucking stories on Instagram. So you don't know how many followers those people have. They got they get, you know, five thousand followers, five followers, whatever. They might come over to the page and go, oh, what are these guys about? I post clips of the show in there. I try to pick and choose because I know
Speaker: sometimes we get a little crazy and I know some forms of social media won't appreciate what we do on this show. Thank god for YouTube and Twitch. You guys allow us to just do what we do and and don't bust our balls too much until Tony plays music he shouldn't play and then we catch a strike but they never banned us. They just say, hey, hey, hey, hey, pal. You're **** up. My bad. I'm sorry, YouTube. I apologize.
Speaker: like we good. Yeah. And yeah, and and and Ghost, that's that's that's that's my bread and butter. That's my bread and butter. When I came up, when I first started on Periscope, I didn't know what I was. Well, actually, you stream, I should say. I didn't know what I was doing. I was just I was just a jackass with a phone in his hand with a live stream talking. And unfortunately, you stream didn't stick around very long.
Speaker: But then Periscope came along and I got on Periscope and people started watching. And my lives were fed off of the chat. Those that were watching, I would interact with them. And it didn't matter if I had one person in there and I used to have streams, a lot of streams, a lot of times that would have 500 to
Speaker: two or 3000 people in it. And I did the best I could, no matter how drunk I got, I did the best I could to carry on 40 or 50 different conversations all at the same time. Periscope kind of the little downhill slump. My kids got me into tick tock. So I started making tick tock videos. You had to reach a certain number of followers to, to go live. I hit that. So I started going live. I did the same thing. This is an, even when I got onto, onto halves and whatnot,
Speaker: This has been the first platform that I have been on that has not been 100 % uh, directed at the chat, but we still try to make you guys feel involved. We, you know, there's enough focus on the show. Tony D is amazing at it. Tony D is, is, is fantastic at, at watching the chat. I, I, I know I have a tendency, I slack because I'm also the host of the show. So I have 10 other things going on at the same time while we're doing the show.
Speaker: Tony D is the best at keeping an eye on the chatters box and keeping them involved and interacted and, and bringing up what they're saying. And then we can all kind of chime in and stuff like that. Um, you know, we all have our strengths and, and, and, and, and Tony, Tony's great at everything he does, but that's, that's his number one strength is he keeps an eye on the chatters box and he keeps them involved and
Speaker: and brings them up and not every comment is going to be pertinent to what we're talking about. But just because we don't see one comment don't mean we don't see the next one or the next two if it's part of the conversation. Sometimes you don't want to pull an e -brake and disrupt an entire show because somebody says, hey, one time I took a watermelon and I put three Roman candles and I was shopping over my hands. And we're talking about.
Speaker: And we're talking about whatever, you know, it was like, we're going to come back to that later because I want to hear the rest of that story. But for the mold, for the time being, we're going to let it slide. Oh, definitely for shizzle, for shizzle. You definitely want to like, you want to keep the chat engaged because like me, for example, like any time I do Instagram live, I usually go in the morning. I usually pull up before anybody's awake. If you notice.
Speaker: Like if you go on my page, everything is six in the morning, five 30 in the morning, seven in the morning. I will definitely do everything early in the morning. So I know people are not there. So the few people that do come up, so I don't got to talk to myself. I'm definitely going to be shouting out the, you know, the chat room. That's another thing I learned from the old network that we were on. I'm not going to mention their name.
Speaker: Um, I definitely like the chat room used to be crazy. Like we would go live on a Sunday night. It'd be 400. Like, you know, maybe viewers, but I, but that doesn't, I think those numbers were somewhat skewed. Like, you know, if you have 400 people in, you know, you may have 400 people watching, but if you only have about 50 people in the chat room, I definitely worked off of the chat all the time. I definitely worked off the chat. That's why I like to keep the panels a little smaller so I can work
Speaker: with a small panel in the chat room at the same time and kind of incorporate them as long as, like you say, as long as you're on tune in the chat room with the conversation. So if we're talking about cars, don't come in and say, Hey man, my, my speedboat. You know what I mean? Cause that throws it off a little bit. So if you're going to come in with my speedboat, we may skip over that, over that comment just to keep everything kind of streamlined with what we're doing.
Speaker: And of course, definitely all the hot jokes. Of course you come in, like my man E -Money would come in with a hot one -liner. We got to let those shine just to keep the entertainment value and the laughs and shits and giggles up too. So it's a formula that works. You know what I mean? It's a formula that we work to keep everybody involved. And we definitely want to let everybody know that the people that are in the chat room that don't want to come up on the panel and talk live, but you're definitely appreciated because without the viewers, we are nothing.
Speaker: without the viewers chat, we're nothing. Yeah, no, a hundred percent. Um, and it's, you know, and, and, and, and lately, you know, we've, we've, we've started inviting, uh, let's get a, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Uh, you know, we, we brought, cheers, bro. Cheers to, uh, we've, uh,
Speaker: We brought people from the chat. Smoke was the chatter's box. Smoke was in the chatter's box. He's become part of the family. He's another member of the show. Tony D was in the chatter's box. He's a member of the family. Big Dog Mike was in the chatter's box. And I brought him in one night when Jeff couldn't make the show. And we clicked and we had good rhythm. We had good flow. And next thing you know, Mike was up in here with us.
Speaker: And, um, you know, Mike had some personal issues that he had to work through. And, uh, you know, unfortunately we butted heads one a couple of times, you know, but we're good now and he's still working through some personal issues, but you know, Mike gets up in here when he can get up in here with us. Connor Chatter's box, you know, uh, Cam's been up in here a couple of times. He was actually a very personal friend of mine. Um, it was like a little brother to me. Um,
Speaker: You know, we have no problem inviting y 'all up. If you want to come, we try to get my boy, we try to get our boy golf hockey and go Fox and OG for the podcast. He's been here since like the first, I don't know. Damn. I think golf talk came in maybe the first or second episode, you know, and go on top listener. Yeah. You get golf up in here, but he ain't come up yet. I've been trying to get Mark up in here. Mark. That's my dude. Mark. And I go back from Periscope and this man has literally
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: He is an absolute man. I see for the chat room. I see how he rolls at the chat room. So I see that. It's definitely good, good, um, good input, good, good comic, good, good, you know, good comedic input and stuff. You know what I mean? Good value and good input to the streams. Salute the busted rubber, man.
Speaker: I wasn't represented in that. That dude's a trip Chris technician that guy him and I go back to periscope days I've known that guy since before Tony knew him. That's a good dude right there Hello, Chris. No, you know got weird with my ex -brother -in -law on snapchat one night. That shit was funny That shit was funny that shit was funny Chris, especially heavy rolled I got my ex -brother -in -law so fucked up one night. He was on periscope and
Speaker: and I used to do a shout out to the queer community. God, I'm drawing a blank sage and I don't think you guys have ever watched this. Oh, I'm drawing a blank. Take your time. Take your time, man. Take your time. What do you want to go? What's it be like in the stream? What's it be like? All right. The stream is over. Then you're going to remember everything. That's how that works. That's a stand for.
Speaker: Please tell me you tagged your partner in this. Maybe he liked it. God, I'm drawing a blank. I wish Chris was here right now. He would, he would, uh, he would definitely, uh, fix my error. Damn it, Sage. How are you going to take a picture with your partner and not tag her in it? Easy. Just take the picture and not tag her.
Speaker: I don't know the etiquette. I don't be knowing the etiquette. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Station Corey from the queer community. I, I, I met, I met these, I met these two gentlemen. Well, sorry, Corey, Corey is transitioning or has, is, is transitioning.
Speaker: Uh, but when I met them, they were two gentlemen, they were a couple, uh, they're married and, and they're beautiful people. I love them to death. Uh, and they gave me a platform on their periscope channel. Uh, and, and let me come in once a week and do, um, the cocktail clutch, which was just half hour, 45 minutes, an hour, whatever. And you make a drink and you hang out and you should chat with people. Yeah. Okay. So Sage and Corey, let me come in.
Speaker: They've become very good friends of mine. You know, I love Well, I've enjoyed watching their relationship flourish. I've loved watching this transition on Instagram, you know, we Comment back and forth from time to time on each other stuff and and and I met another gentleman Lala Lala Lala Lopez love that motherfucker. I ain't talk to talk to him in a hot minute But okay, it's about a community and he and I met him through the queer community so
Speaker: You get on these platforms and you meet some amazing people and press tech and mark and everything like that. And you create friendships and you create bonds, but then at the same time you get some shitty people who want to come in and try to disrupt everything. Sounds like you guys. You're definitely going to get the miserable crowd too. Like, like, cause remember some people that are not happy with themselves.
Speaker: online at home as well. So they're just like some people, misery loves company. Some people want to spread a little misery. I get it. But like you said, like different communities and stuff online, like I've, uh, being that I travel a lot, I've actually met a lot of people in the travel community on YouTube and they've been able to link and expand my platform.
Speaker: you know, a little something, something just, you know, by vibing with community to community or travel community, even though I'm just a podcast and I cover different topics every week, I've been able to just, you know, connect with actual, other people in different communities. I've actually met other people from those communities, like throughout my travels as well. Like a couple of times I've been placed as like, Oh shit, you, so -and -so are you going to be there? Oh, I'll link up with you real quick. Have a beer, shoot the ish, see what the good, you know what I mean? So,
Speaker: You know, you could cross the lines as far as communities and, you know, you may have a certain platform, but there are different people with different platforms because it's all a huge community with different sublets in between, you know, just like a city is, you know, like a major city. You got a city and then you got suburbs, different whatever, whatever. But, you know, you link up with people and, you know, you're definitely going to come across different people from different lanes and different platforms and stuff for real.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. And that's the thing. I mean, it's all about, you know, the community. And I've met a few people from Periscope. I've met a couple of people from TikTok. You know, it blows my mind. I mean, I got a guy that I was, him and I were friends on TikTok for a hot minute. And then I didn't realize that he lives 10 minutes down the road from me.
Speaker: Wow Last summer I was out about we're snapchat friends and and he posts on a snapchat They were out in his front yard and they had a big sign, you know, honk you honk we drink And I was like, oh man, that looks like fun. And he was like, where you at? I said, I'm in Granville right now He's so bring us here wind up. Not only did I wind up and I wasn't planning on drinking Yeah, come over and have a couple beers. We have a we had a show to do that night
Speaker: I didn't do the show that night because wound up not coming back to his house until like four o 'clock in the morning because we all went out and there were some other tiktakers and stuff there. And we wound up going out to the bar and that's where I was telling you, I think I've said it on the air before. I don't know if you were here, Smoke. The band hired me as their security because the lead singer of the band got into a fight with a guy and I kind of,
Speaker: intervened I didn't know who the guy was but I kind of intervened a little bit and Yeah at the come to find out towards the end of the night the guy he got into a fight with was one of the Oh Yeah, so that's a good free paycheck though, because it's like you're getting paid to Keep somebody
Speaker: Friend that you're with off his ass. That's good. So it's like hey, man, it's a double positive Like the job is easily cooked. The mission is complete already before it even starts. I Like that. I mean, you know, so it is what it is. Like my payment for the night was I was on their tab Well, oh, yeah, don't click being on their tab. I'm by And everybody's right
Speaker: So the guy who actually got into a fight with with with old boy's son, he wound up drinking free the rest of the night because every time I went up to the bar, I said, hey, let me get a bucket of, you know, whatever, bucket of bush lights, bucket of cores like Budweiser, whatever the case may be. And it was like, hey, I'm with the man. They're like, oh, cool. You know, like the first time I went up there,
Speaker: and one of the bartenders went and asked the lead singer's wife. Hey, is he with you? Yep. He's with us. All right. Here we go. And you didn't have to find out. I was I was hanging out with the with with with the bands like family and their friends. I was having a good time. I told my buddy, I said, just stay the **** over there. Stay your **** over there. Everything's going to be cool. You can say the **** away because I got I got I got
Speaker: I got a little man over here. I said, oh, man, the kid was 21. I said, I got old boy camped out. But if you come back around, you're going to fuck up a good thing. So just stay over there. Don't come around. He's a high, high, high, high. Stay over there and drink free all night and relax and have a good time. But stay the fuck away from the band. That's a beautiful thing. That's a beautiful day. Because I mean, who's going to argue with my big country ass coming through the crowd?
Speaker: you know, because I kind of seen the scuffle, but I didn't see who was involved. I just, I just, natural reaction being a bouncer for so many years, I seen the scuffle. So I was like, let's calm this down before these two idiots fuck everybody's night up. So I just kind of went, you know, I come through the crowd and get, get, get a little man. I'm like, Hey, let's calm down, bro. His friends were there. They're like, one of his buddies was getting a little loud and rambunctious. I was like, Hey, dude, I'm trying to be cool. I'm trying to be
Speaker: trying to be nice here. Let's not go down this road. And then he calmed down. I was like, let's come down. Let's, let's, let's enjoy the show. And then it was like getting a little man's mom came over. Hey, thanks. You know, that's my son that I'm like, Oh, don't worry about it. You know, just try not to ruin everybody's night. And then I found out that who they were and everything. But I mean, at the end of the night, I mean, at the end of the day, it turned out to be a super fun night. I mean, everybody had a good time and, and, and, and we all had fun and,
Speaker: Everybody got drunk. Free beers on the band. I made new friends. So and I'm all about making new friends. What more can you ask for, damn it? What more can you ask for? Hey, new friends, a good time and free beers all night. I think I'll sign up for that. I'm going to sign up for that. I'll go for it. Yeah, that sounds good. That's a good offer and free entertainment also.
Speaker: You get the entertainment, you get free beers, and then you can, you know, you mix them with the band and all that good stuff. And like you say, the opposition was somebody that was somebody. So it's like, that's taken care of. So you don't actually have to work too hard. Just drink, turn up, and stay merry. Right, exactly. Yeah, my man, that ghost said exactly. Drinking friends, drinking friends are the best friends. Hey, my man Garth Brooks.
Speaker: Crank Brooks made a whole damn song about your drinking friends. I got friends in the places where the whiskey holes in the bed, chasing the blues away.
Speaker: You got to hit that golf rook saw one more time because you're starting to freeze. You froze up. I just missed that quote right there. You froze. You went out and you went back in. What's that golf? It's probably a good thing. It's probably a good thing. I froze up. Let me, let me do it. It was that bad. I don't know. Good thing. Good thing. He froze for that. Good thing. He froze for that moment, man. Good thing. He froze for that moment. But brother, let me get, let me get,
Speaker: Let me get back in the mix and make it look good. Thanks for having me once again. Let me try to make another sit around, make it look good.
Speaker: Don't get a copyright. Don't get a copyright thing. Only ten seconds. Less than ten seconds. Don't get a copyright. You're right. I'm wearing a copyright. Facebook is gonna be the one that gets me. I'll be as high as the hell do the dog want me. I didn't mean to cause a good scene. Just give me an hour and then.
Speaker: I'll be as high as that ivory tower Yoda every mare Cause I got a friend But he sees better than this game that I've been through Chase, he's my friend
Speaker: I am now big on Social Graces. They gotta lip on now to the O -Ace. I love it. Garth Brooks is one of my favorite singers of all time. And Facebook and YouTube, if you feel the need to hit me with a strike, then it's worth it. Garth Brooks is worth it. For sure. Soothes off, Brooks. Soothes off that cat, man. He's a legend and an icon in the game. And that's one of my favorites. But I already know his name.
Speaker: Garth Brooks is one of my favorite singers of all time. I literally know, I actually, I'm looking at every Garth Brooks album right now as we speak. I own every one of them. I know every song of his by heart, except off of his new album. I haven't got that one yet, but I grew up listening to Garth Brooks. Garth has gotten me in trouble more times than I can count.
Speaker: but it's worth it. Don't worry. Don't worry. It's not the it's not the music. It's the message and sometimes the message will get you in trouble but don't tell nobody. Well, the third person that saw basically you tell basically it's about showing up at his ex girlfriend or his ex wife or his ex. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's showing up at her wedding and basically him telling her to kiss her at or kiss his
Speaker: And she thinks like he was like he needed her or whatever. And then the third verse, he literally says, you can kiss my. I was like, oh, man, man, tell us, don't try this at home. Try that home. Yeah, absolutely. And is what it is. What are you going to do, man?
Speaker: I sang a little bit for you. I sang a little bit for you. There it goes. Yeah. And we missed it. We missed it. We definitely missed it because you froze up for a quick second when you was going in with that vocal rendition. You froze for a second. Maybe it was the vocal gods of the universe that said, hey, man, this doesn't need to be live or live. Maybe. But then they didn't. But don't tell nobody. I didn't freeze up when I was playing. And I sang over top of it. So hopefully to avoid that copyright.
Speaker: Maybe. I was singing the karaoke version. Yes, that's what I'm going to say. I can't front. You can use the karaoke excuse, like pull the karaoke card on them. Yeah, because obviously that works. Terrible karaoke on a broadcast? That works. Very much so, for that matter. For that matter. Sorry, that was an unnecessary shot.
Speaker: Hey man, this is what it is. It was a pleasure meeting you ghost. Have a good one, man. Take care of your drunk ass. Make sure you get you some water, a couple of talent, all cup wild proof and big old glass of water. Maybe a little something to you. Ghost enjoy your evening. Thanks for joining us, man. It's been a pleasure. Please come back next time. Not since the nonsense podcast, Monday, Wednesday, Saturday,
Speaker: 6 PM. Be there or be square. You heard. Sunday night. Sunday night. 7 PM. Be there or be square. Like, share, subscribe. That's what's up. Yeah, there he is there. I appreciate it. But let me make it look good, man. Let me make it look good. I'll catch you Saturday, my brother. You know what I'm saying? Hell yeah, man. We'll do our thing Saturday. We'll have fun, man. I look forward to you guys being here. I look forward to you being here. I don't know about the other guys. I don't know if they'll be here.
Speaker: If it's just you and I, you know, we'll hold it down. We'll do what we do. You know how we get down, baby, baby. My man. Yo, until the next episode, everybody out there, be safe. Be easy. Be what? Don't be easy. Cause that cold will get your ass.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't be sleazy. Be nice, be easy. Don't be sleazy. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. God damn it. I'm out of here. Hey, much love, brother. Much love, y 'all. Much love, man. All right, man. I'll catch y 'all Saturday. Peace. I'll see you Saturday, bro. Like, share, subscribe. Later, my brother. Much love, bro.
Speaker: Oh, we need some, we need some show closures. We need to wrap this show up with some music. Alright. Wow. That was an unexpected chain of events for the third hour. My man came through. Go ahead and make sure you check out Sunday Night Smoke Podcast on YouTube and all that, all them, all them places. Just if you can find them, Sunday Night Smoke Podcast. Go give my man some, go give him some love. Give him a follow.
Speaker: We're going to show up with a fan favorite and a favorite of the crew as well. We've been playing Rum Springer all night. Might as well wrap it up with Rum Springer. Give the boys some love. Again, if you guys are in the Ohio area, December 17th,
Speaker: When you follow them on social media, check out that link. Come see them live in concert. Two other bands. I don't know anything about them, but I'm sure they're going to be fucking awesome. So come hang out. I'm going to be there. They're going to be there. We're going to be having fun. We're going to be rocking out. Give a follow. Rum Springer underscore live. We're going to wrap this show up with their version of Billy Idols. Rivel Yale.
Speaker: A little dancer came dancing to my door Last night a little angel came pumping across my soul She said, come on baby, got a license for love And it's pretty inspiring Pray how strong I'll fall off because In the midnight hour she got more, more, more
Speaker: Well, in the midnight hour, baby, more, more, more With a ripple yell, she cried, more, more, more, more, more, more, more She don't like slavery, she won't sit and breathe But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to my feet
Speaker: What set you free and brought you to me, baby? What set you free and need to hear about me? Because in the midnight hour, she cried no more With a rebel yell, she cried no more
Speaker: So he takes it to go from the seven I'll have been Well, he's out all night to collect a fear But just alone, just so long, it don't mess up his head
Speaker: Cause I'd walk the world
Speaker: I'd drive your tears of pain three, three, three thousand times fully I'd sell my toll and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I'd give you all and have none, babe Just there, just there
Speaker: Hell yeah, baby. A little rum springer with their cover of Rebel Yale. We'll appreciate y 'all listening. We'll appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. It went a little sideways at the end. But what are you going to do, man? It is what it is. You got to roll with the punches, baby. You know, you just got to keep on doing what you're doing.
Speaker: We will see you Saturday night with a brand new episode. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. You know the drill. Check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok. Join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live and hang out in the chatters box and shoot the **** with us, that's okay. That's okay. You can listen to us anytime you'd like, whenever you want, however you want, wherever you are.
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Speaker: If Tony D was here, I would, I just, I don't know his social media like that, but I should. But anyways, we outta here. And the words of Jeffrey. My wife is telling me I have to end the show, so I have to leave. Goodbye. Just kidding. Deuces. My man, homeschool Mike, the big doll, the one and only.
Speaker: I would tell you all peace out. Tony D. Apparently, I talk to like a dickhead. It is what it is. I got nothing but love for Tony D. My man would tell you mother had mother made you. Mother **** you. And then your boy. Your boy Glick here.
Speaker: end of the day goodbye motherfuckers hit the button hit the button
