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Speaker: The Honor and Remember Flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too.
Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
Speaker: Together, we remember them all.
Speaker: Welcome to the show.
Speaker: Welcome to the show.
Speaker: Okay, let's all shut up, please.
Speaker: Warning.
Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramacists, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
Speaker: In one word, amateurs.
Speaker: Amateurs.
Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
Speaker: We call attention to and call out the amateurs.
Speaker: The people who are doing life wrong.
Speaker: The speed bumps of life.
Speaker: The people that are in your way every day.
Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
Speaker: Woo!
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: It's going to be that kind of party.
Speaker: Hi, Mom.
Speaker: Oh, hi, Lou.
Speaker: Amateur Nation.
Speaker: It's not just a podcast.
Speaker: It's a movement.
Speaker: The first show of 2024.
Speaker: This is episode 259, 2024.
Speaker: The Great Resist.
Speaker: On today's episode, Dink's attempt to think, we transfer is a bit we woke, and what amateur nation could but won't learn from the Christmas classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Speaker: Then your first healthy brain food of the new year on a la carte, and loosen up your neck nodding in agreement with the fellow pros on three things that are done right on three pro things.
Speaker: Pro Nation first, New Year, lots of new followers and subscribers.
Speaker: Shouts out to Philip Burke and Dean Homan on Facebook.
Speaker: Amadou and the Family, Stephen Guy Hardin and Helix2301 on Truth Social.
Speaker: Lavro Gavardial on SoundCloud and Demi Graphics, Dean Carson, Bob Watson 828, Paul Rosemary Comedy, Steve.
Speaker: Stay Up 807, Military Goody 2, Bella Golden Doodle 8, Rhino Few, Lee Sullivan, Tiara Shea Marker, Big G Mike 400, Mike Bosco Jr., C Well Gaming, Cindy Hall, The Medium Matthew, Frequently Banned, Romeo James 89, Jimmy Nimmo, Soaring Hawk, and Donna on Instagram.
Speaker: And a special shout out to littlebird667 who tracked me down on Instagram saying, I thought you were gone.
Speaker: I listened to you on SoundCloud.
Speaker: You're my favorite.
Speaker: I'm so happy you're not gone.
Speaker: Finally, a woman says that to me.
Speaker: Thanks, littlebird667.
Speaker: Welcome back and enjoy the show.
Speaker: Real quick, you know why attempting to remove Trump from the ballots is a complete scam?
Speaker: You know how you know?
Speaker: Because they would have done it first thing a long time ago, like 30 months ago.
Speaker: They know they're going to lose this real estate trial farce, so now this is happening.
Speaker: You watch.
Speaker: Next, they're going to try to make a law that you can't write in a candidate once this treasonous act doesn't work.
Speaker: And that leads us to...
Speaker: Your pro post of the week from Republican strategist Garrett Ventry.
Speaker: In regards to the recent ludicrous charges against real President Donald Trump, he said this.
Speaker: This is about stopping Donald Trump.
Speaker: They wait 30 months to bring charges against him.
Speaker: Now they want to fast track and bypass the appeals court and the Supreme Court saw right through it.
Speaker: You lose again, amateur nation.
Speaker: And finally, I was rewatching the short-lived series The Punisher with Jon Bernthal.
Speaker: There was a scene slash storyline where someone bombs a government building.
Speaker: Now I'm paraphrasing, but The Punisher says this.
Speaker: They think things like this, meaning acts of violence and terrorism, will make people do what they want.
Speaker: It won't.
Speaker: It only pisses people off.
Speaker: And they will fight back.
Speaker: This is what is needed.
Speaker: This year, for me, 2024 marks a great resist.
Speaker: And Pro Nation needs to be pissed off.
Speaker: This year, fellow pros, it's time to go on the offense.
Speaker: It's the first show of 2024.
Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Now dig this.
Speaker: Step one.
Speaker: Topic number one.
Speaker: Let me start by saying that I have never been married.
Speaker: I have no kids.
Speaker: I have been engaged once and have had several long-term monogamous relationships.
Speaker: I'm currently in one, my last one.
Speaker: I'm certainly not anti-marriage, anti-monogamy, or anti-children.
Speaker: My reasons for not being married yet or having kids are simple.
Speaker: When it comes to marriage, I refuse to settle until I've found the right woman.
Speaker: I refuse to be rushed or bowed to societal pressure or because of some societal timeline.
Speaker: As for kids, I like kids, they like me, but it just never was a priority with me.
Speaker: I certainly never had kids or didn't get married to save money or other selfish reasons.
Speaker: Life is best when it's shared with a significant other, especially one with which you click.
Speaker: With which or with whom?
Speaker: With whom?
Speaker: I can honestly say the relationship I'm in now is the easiest relationship I've ever had, and that says something because I know I can be a handful.
Speaker: Every person simply has a different path with plenty of curves thrown at them that might delay the process, so to speak.
Speaker: And of course, despite many people's opinions, there is nothing wrong with not being married or having no kids.
Speaker: Everyone has their own reasons not to be married and reasons to get married.
Speaker: The same goes with not having or having children.
Speaker: But I digress.
Speaker: The reason I tell you this is to drive home the point that me being 56 and not married yet and having no kids shows how I'm not biased in any way when I talk about today's first topic of 2024.
Speaker: Dinks.
Speaker: No, not the synonym for nerd, geek, weenie, or dork.
Speaker: Dink is the new amateur nation acronym for dual income, no kids.
Speaker: As always with Amateur Nation, this issue, as I say in the intro to the show weekly, is the obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled, judgmental attitude towards those who are married and or with children.
Speaker: sides engage in good-natured ribbing towards the other side now and then.
Speaker: Hell, a good chunk of stand-up comedy is devoted to single comedians making fun of the married people, married people making fun of the single people, and the single people making fun of their own singlehood, as well as the married comedians making fun of their own married lives.
Speaker: That's comedy.
Speaker: But listen to these two dinks in a short video trying to not only sell you, young millennial unmarried amateurs, on dink life, but also listen to their attitude.
Speaker: We're dinks.
Speaker: We get into snobby hobbies like skiing and golfing.
Speaker: No, you don't get into snobby hobbies like skiing and golfing.
Speaker: By definition, your millennial amateur nation generation is lazy.
Speaker: You live on your phones, play video games, and whatever time is left, it's making crying videos in the front seats of your Nissan Leeds.
Speaker: Don't shit on my cupcake and call it frosting.
Speaker: It's okay, you can say bullshit in here.
Speaker: We're dinks.
Speaker: We can go to Florida on a whim.
Speaker: You ain't going to Florida on a whim either.
Speaker: First of all, I thought you liberal amateurs hated Florida with all the conservatives and such.
Speaker: And say you do go to Florida.
Speaker: How often?
Speaker: To what cost?
Speaker: You're coming at this as if you have an endless supply of money just because you don't have kids.
Speaker: And sure, you're not married, but good luck not sharing expenses with your dual income partner.
Speaker: So your relationship is living together under the same room, not married, no kids, and the entire relationship is going Dutch?
Speaker: Oh, he's serious.
Speaker: We're dinks.
Speaker: We're already planning our European vacation next year.
Speaker: You're planning a European vacation next year?
Speaker: Man, it must be hard finding just the right youth hostel.
Speaker: By the way, where is this money coming from?
Speaker: You're not even 30 yet, so you clearly haven't hit your target income goal for a career as you're still finding your way with a job.
Speaker: Yes, of course there are exceptions.
Speaker: But as always, the exceptions prove the rules.
Speaker: I remember when I was in college.
Speaker: College that I paid for on my own by working two full-time and one part-time job for four and a half years.
Speaker: And I graduated with no debt.
Speaker: Unlike amateur nation that expects free education and every year...
Speaker: I wanted to go on spring break when I was in college.
Speaker: My two closest friends would plan every year with me looking up hotels, prices, budgeting money for food, airfare deals, car rentals, etc.
Speaker: Any way we could save a buck every year.
Speaker: And every year, the same thing would happen.
Speaker: We'd all agree that we should probably work extra at whatever jobs we had to get ahead of our finances for the next college semester.
Speaker: It ain't sexy, but it was reality.
Speaker: Thanks.
Speaker: We get a full eight hours of sleep and sometimes more.
Speaker: If your selling point not to have kids or get married is because you want eight full hours of sleep?
Speaker: That's for amateurs.
Speaker: Yes, I know parents of children don't get sleep while their child is an infant or a toddler.
Speaker: But some children do sleep through the night.
Speaker: And also, as parents, you should be anyway, sharing the responsibility with each other.
Speaker: By the way, this is directly at you, Amateur Nation of Dinks.
Speaker: Who are some people in business that you admire?
Speaker: Bill Gates?
Speaker: Mark Zuckerberg?
Speaker: Jeff Bezos?
Speaker: Maybe some successful businessman or businesswoman in your community.
Speaker: Okay, despite Gates's, Zuckerberg's, and Bezos's commie, tyrannical, monopolistic way of doing business, a question.
Speaker: Do you think they focused on...
Speaker: I got to get my eight hours of sleep per day.
Speaker: As they built their empires and successes, hell, they probably don't sleep eight hours a day now.
Speaker: Love him or hate him, real President Donald Trump sleeps around four hours per day, and he's 77.
Speaker: And his multi-billion dollar empire meant no alcohol or drugs ever also.
Speaker: And finally, if even one of the reasons you don't want to marriage your kids, and again, this is coming from someone who never married or nor had kids.
Speaker: If one of your reasons to not do what literally billions of couples have done throughout history successfully is I need my sleep, then you're a major amateur.
Speaker: We're dinks.
Speaker: We get desserts and appetizers at restaurants.
Speaker: Because you're denx, you get desserts and appetizers at restaurants.
Speaker: I'm sold.
Speaker: You're pathetic.
Speaker: Your reasons are short-sighted, immediate, have no long-term fulfillment, and are literally only about immediate self-gratification.
Speaker: I know, you're laughing right now, aren't you, amateurs?
Speaker: You're not going to live past a day, so what's the big deal?
Speaker: Until you're 90 and living in a pod eating bugs.
Speaker: Hey, I have my reasons to not have kids and they're my own, but I guarantee you someone asked me, why didn't you ever have kids, Lou?
Speaker: My answer wasn't, I wanted dessert instead.
Speaker: We're dinks.
Speaker: We can play with other kids and give them back.
Speaker: Okay, if you genuinely don't want or like children, I can see you saying we play with other people's kids and can give them back.
Speaker: Parenthood is hard, lifelong work, and is the biggest commitment you'll ever have.
Speaker: Oh, I see why you don't want it now, amateurs.
Speaker: Hey, parenthood really isn't for everyone.
Speaker: But again, not doing something is not the reason for not doing something.
Speaker: We're dinks.
Speaker: We still do it three times a week.
Speaker: You have sex three times a week?
Speaker: No way!
Speaker: That's got to be the best 90 total seconds of your week.
Speaker: Thanks.
Speaker: We spend our discretionary income on $8 latte.
Speaker: You're out and about, you're running low on energy, and you buy an $8 coffee?
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: But as I mentioned in an episode just a few episodes back, millennials said they would spend $7 a day, a day, for coffee because of the joy it brings.
Speaker: If spending an average of $225 a month, plus tips, is living your best dink life, then you're quite pathetic.
Speaker: By the way, when your car breaks down or your toilet overflows and you need a plumber on Thanksgiving, you'll wish you had that $225.
Speaker: Okay, these all might be very good selling points to stay single and not have children, but I should point out that these two amateurs aren't even 30 yet.
Speaker: They're too short-sighted and stupid to realize, hey, we're going to get older, and our views, goals, needs, wants, and ideals just might change.
Speaker: But they don't, because amateurs don't see past the end of this sentence.
Speaker: It has to do with age, yes, but more to do with the stupidity of this millennial amateur generation.
Speaker: These people are yours.
Speaker: They're amateurs, and you know it.
Speaker: Also, amateur nation, if you're agreeing with them, keep in mind the main letter of the acronym DINK.
Speaker: D for dual income.
Speaker: You're assuming you can live this way solo.
Speaker: Have you not seen Bidenomics in action?
Speaker: Inflation?
Speaker: Cost of living?
Speaker: You're going to survive on your own dime?
Speaker: You are a shithead.
Speaker: Sure, you can live like this if you, like anyone who is not super wealthy, budgets their money.
Speaker: The word budget doesn't necessarily mean to do without or to cut back, but it does mean that you indeed have to spend carefully and with planning.
Speaker: So have your $8 daily latte, but something else will slip by the wayside.
Speaker: What are we even having this discussion for anyway?
Speaker: You want the government to provide free health care and education, right?
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: Only one problem with that.
Speaker: Most likely, since you're young, you won't need much health care until middle age.
Speaker: And you're done with your education.
Speaker: And that's when you've blown through your money, when you're in middle age and older.
Speaker: And after several bad relationships, you're still single and don't have that dual income.
Speaker: And what does free education matter to someone who is making so much money living the good life now anyway?
Speaker: Yeah, I'm brainy.
Speaker: Now, make a cute little TikTok video for non-dinks.
Speaker: You know, pros.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We don't feel the need to announce our life choices to convince ourselves we're doing the right thing.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We don't expect the world to do everything for us.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We don't live only for ourselves and the immediate.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We plan ahead.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We aren't fragile.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We aren't addicted to drugs and alcohol because we're unfulfilled.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We aren't an embarrassment to our parents.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We aren't poor.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We aren't spending our evenings on Tinder looking for something better.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: We aren't living a life of regret.
Speaker: We're pros.
Speaker: Again, we don't feel the need to broadcast all of our feelings to reassure ourselves of how great our lives are for an audience.
Speaker: And now for step two.
Speaker: Topic number two.
Speaker: Ever use WeTransfer?
Speaker: It's like Dropbox, except it actually works.
Speaker: You can use it for free if you have exceptionally large files you need to transfer if your email server can't handle the workload, and then you can download the files independently.
Speaker: It's called WeTransfer.
Speaker: Anyway, while I was waiting for my files to transfer, these little...
Speaker: ads, for lack of a better word, were popping up.
Speaker: Virtue signaling WeTransfer's inclusive crap.
Speaker: Two caught my eye, and they're equally ridiculous.
Speaker: The first one read, and I quote, We, remember the company's name is WeTransfer, We present Zongbojang, Digital Heroes Fighting Global Warming, and it shows the stupidest, least effort ever put forth in creating art.
Speaker: Explain to me how creating digital art fights global warming.
Speaker: I demand specifics, Zongbo.
Speaker: Man, is it me or is the air really clear here and the temperature right in the sweet spot?
Speaker: Huh, you can thank Zongbo Jang for that one.
Speaker: Good old Zongbo.
Speaker: The Zongster took five minutes on his computer, most of the components made from petroleum products, and made some weird childish art.
Speaker: Breathe that clean air.
Speaker: Okay, well, that explains basically nothing.
Speaker: The next one, even stupider.
Speaker: We present Blake Wood using AI to create queer love stories.
Speaker: Well, finally, queer love stories not created by a real human.
Speaker: I mean, when it comes to stories, especially stories about love, I want a soulless electronic machine to do the storytelling.
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Speaker: To keep you updated with plenty of bonus teasers for next week's show,
Speaker: You'll find links to my Drybar comedy special there, too.
Speaker: This Thursday, like every Thursday, is Sneak Peek Thursday, a 60-second trailer of what's coming that week.
Speaker: See it on my YouTube channel, at Lou Santini.
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Speaker: A la carte and three pro things soon, but first, what amateur nation could, but won't, learn from the Christmas classic, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, on topic number three, next.
Speaker: The Honor and Remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.
Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
Speaker: Together, we remember them all.
Speaker: Hi pros, Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
Speaker: My Dry Bar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available.
Speaker: And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash Lou S. This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
Speaker: Drybarcomedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Speaker: Who invited the stand-up comedian over here?
Speaker: All right, now step three.
Speaker: Topic number three.
Speaker: Over the Christmas holiday, my girlfriend and I watched the claymation Christmas classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Speaker: She'd never seen it.
Speaker: Beautiful, innocent, charming story for children from 1964.
Speaker: You can view it on YouTube.
Speaker: Here's the description.
Speaker: Embark on a heartwarming journey to the North Pole with the beloved classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Speaker: Witness Rudolph's inspiring tale of self-discovery, friendship, and the true meaning of Christmas.
Speaker: Not for Amateur Nation!
Speaker: Have you heard their take on it?
Speaker: It's promoting oppression, hate, and of course the new made-up verb that's sweeping the nation, othering.
Speaker: They treat Rudolph badly just because he's different, just because of his appearance.
Speaker: Well, Amateur Nation, if you watch the whole child's story, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and use some common sense, the story actually says two things.
Speaker: Number one, yeah, in life, you're gonna get judged, at first, by your appearance.
Speaker: And two, but if you prove your worth, your value, display good character, and despite your oppression, still find a way to treat others with patience and give them time to get to know your character and work ethic, then you can persevere and gain acceptance, and you'll be treated with common sense, good manners, and social skills, and your private life won't be under such strict scrutiny.
Speaker: I can do anything I want.
Speaker: See, that's the thing.
Speaker: Actually, no, you can't, amateur nation.
Speaker: It would be nice if the world worked that way, but here comes a truth bomb.
Speaker: Amateur nation, you are the island of misfit toys.
Speaker: You're going to be judged on your appearance.
Speaker: At first, that's called life.
Speaker: Now, it's up to you if you want to be respectful and respected members of society.
Speaker: Show some common sense, manners, and good social skills, and we in Pro Nation won't care about your piercings and purple hair.
Speaker: But the crying and whining and childishness on social media and in public stops now.
Speaker: Entitlement and laziness at expecting a handout stops now.
Speaker: Expecting us to care about what you do and who you have sex with and your imaginary genders, pronouns, and pretend games stop now.
Speaker: Enough with the weird for the sake of being weird.
Speaker: We've seen it.
Speaker: It's played.
Speaker: Amateur Nation, did it ever occur to you that the reason you think you're oppressed is because you're an actually weird, lazy, whiny, spoiled, hate-filled, violent, mentally ill, stupid, racist population of people?
Speaker: What, you're not weird?
Speaker: Explain the 87 hair colors that change weekly and the snake tattoo on your face.
Speaker: But not with that face.
Speaker: You're too ugly.
Speaker: You look like shit.
Speaker: Oh, you're not lazy?
Speaker: Why do you want the government to take care of all your needs?
Speaker: You're not violent?
Speaker: Every other day I see posts on social media of some amateur throwing a temper tantrum or a group peacefully protesting involving statues being destroyed and burning things.
Speaker: Oh what, you're not stupid?
Speaker: You think men can get pregnant despite not one video of a baby coming out of a man?
Speaker: Oh, you're not hate-filled and racist?
Speaker: Anyone who doesn't agree with you gets screamed at or canceled or called a fascist or a Nazi.
Speaker: Two words, white hate.
Speaker: If I oppressed you, if I oppressed your people somehow, I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist.
Speaker: Would you want to be friends with or be forced to understand or celebrate someone, anyone, who fits any of those descriptions?
Speaker: Amateur nation.
Speaker: Always sucking the life out of all innocents while still finding a way to whine and cry oppression.
Speaker: Our first look at the a la carte menu of 2024.
Speaker: Here we go.
Speaker: Angelina Jolie says she might move to Cambodia because Hollywood is not a healthy place.
Speaker: Only took her 40-some years to figure that out.
Speaker: Have fun in Cambodia.
Speaker: Take Barbra Streisand, Cher, Whoopi, and Megan Rapinoe with you.
Speaker: By the way, she's not going to Cambodia.
Speaker: She's fleeing America because she probably did some really bad things and wants to avoid criminal charges.
Speaker: She's on the Epstein Island list, after all.
Speaker: All these celebs who adopted foreign kids are suspicious in my book.
Speaker: And all those that threatened to leave the country, the ones most vocal against America and real President Trump, did something bad.
Speaker: I mean, Rob Reiner is going out of his way not to defend Israel.
Speaker: Think about it.
Speaker: You got money, power, influence, and all your worldly possessions are in America.
Speaker: Announcing that you're leaving because of oppression by one man who you don't know, in this case, Donald Trump, just screams guilt.
Speaker: Sidebar, in retrospect, considering all the rumors and news of child trafficking and the threats of leaving the country if the Epstein client list is revealed, all these Hollywood elites who adopted kids from other countries are now suspect in my book.
Speaker: First up, Angelina Jolie.
Speaker: Children, I love children.
Speaker: Still waiting for any of you guys to email me a picture of Mike, I mean, Michelle Obama when she was pregnant.
Speaker: That's not photoshopped.
Speaker: I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
Speaker: Let's be honest, Lou.
Speaker: Always!
Speaker: Here's one.
Speaker: There is no such thing as reverse racism.
Speaker: It's just racism.
Speaker: If you believe in reverse racism, then that means you think only whites can be racist.
Speaker: And by you saying that, you, yourself, are racist.
Speaker: You just called yourself out.
Speaker: You do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
Speaker: It's all made up.
Speaker: Gee, I wonder if letting tens of millions of illegals into America, giving them free housing, food, and money, allowing felons in New York to have a clean slate so they can vote, persecuting President Trump unjustly, not prosecuting President Coloring Book for proven treason, ignoring his bag man of his son's treasonous crimes, removing Trump from the ballot in Colorado, and the big one,
Speaker: The fact that no Democrat has announced his, her, they's candidacy is a way to gather more votes and is any kind of sign that this future election is already rigged?
Speaker: I'm sensing a little sarcasm.
Speaker: Got a Chevy Bolt?
Speaker: You know, one of the many EVs that are saving the planet one child slave at a time.
Speaker: Well, Chevrolet has recalled 2017 through 2022 Chevy Bolt EVs and EUV vehicles because of defective batteries that had been linked to at least a dozen fires.
Speaker: Fuck!
Speaker: Even in the future, nothing works!
Speaker: For those brainwashed amateurs protesting in America and elsewhere, often violently for Hamas, let me get this straight.
Speaker: So you're threatening violence against the Jews in another country to stop the violence in another country.
Speaker: Why not just go to that country where the violence is and lend a hand if you're so tough and determined?
Speaker: Oh, that's right.
Speaker: You're too busy waving your Soros provided flag and hiding behind your masks.
Speaker: We're talking communists.
Speaker: The most irreprohensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression ever known to mankind.
Speaker: The Washington Post wants to eliminate the First Amendment to fight anti-Semitism.
Speaker: I guess all other forms of racism and hate speech won't be affected.
Speaker: Man, they really care about the Jewish people.
Speaker: Don't donate to a cause to support Israel.
Speaker: Don't come out and print an article about how you do support Israel.
Speaker: Just punish the entire country back to pre-Constitution tyranny instead.
Speaker: We got a thing called freedom of speech.
Speaker: And a man can say any dumbass thing he wants.
Speaker: If it's cultural appropriation when a white person wears dreads, then it's cultural appropriation when a black woman straightens her hair.
Speaker: And only my fellow Italians can eat spaghetti.
Speaker: Oh, wait.
Speaker: The entire concept of cultural appropriation is amateur.
Speaker: Now, fuck off.
Speaker: Barbados, you know, that country everyone forgot existed, demands $4.9 trillion in reparations from former slave-owning countries in the United Kingdom.
Speaker: What the fuck do I care?
Speaker: Or what?
Speaker: All fear the powerful Barbados military-industrial complex.
Speaker: Our first three things that are done right of 2024.
Speaker: Three pro things.
Speaker: Here we go.
Speaker: This is number one.
Speaker: Okay, this first pro thing of the year has a creepy factor of 10.
Speaker: You're about to hear the New World Order hiding in plain sight.
Speaker: Not sure if you're old enough to remember the TV comedy from the 70s called Barney Miller.
Speaker: It was a comedy about New York detectives that took place in a New York precinct.
Speaker: The series ran from 1975 to 1982.
Speaker: Listen to this audio of a scene guest starring Jeffrey Tambor, most notably Hank from The Larry Sanders Show, as the criminal under arrest.
Speaker: and lead actor Hal Linden and Steve Landisberg.
Speaker: Landisberg's character has just brought in Jeffrey Tambor's character for disturbing the peace and destruction of private property and is under arrest.
Speaker: I wanted them to admit what they were doing.
Speaker: Who is they?
Speaker: He was in the office of the Trilateral Commission.
Speaker: What is the Trilateral Commission?
Speaker: It's an organization founded in 1973 by David Rockefeller to bring together business and political leaders.
Speaker: That's what they'd like us to believe.
Speaker: But you see, what they're really up to is a scheme to plant their own loyal members in positions of power in this country to work to erase
Speaker: national boundaries and create an international community and in time bring about a one world government with david rockefeller calling the shots uh he broke a globe and uh and some unicef artwork well they're in on it too i'm just i'm telling you our whole way of life as we know it is in jeopardy i appreciate that i have i have the documented evidence it's all in there show it conspiracy review
Speaker: Suppress Truth Roundup?
Speaker: The master plan is exposed.
Speaker: Would you like to hear the names of just a few of the people who have been on the Trilateral Commission?
Speaker: James Earl Carter.
Speaker: Look, Mr. Klein.
Speaker: Henry Kissinger.
Speaker: Mr. Klein and George Bush.
Speaker: Now, you remember at the convention, everybody thought it was going to be Ford for Veep.
Speaker: You know what happened?
Speaker: David Rockefeller just picked up a phone, put in a call.
Speaker: Hey, Ronnie, forget Jerry, it's George.
Speaker: No matter who won in November, they had their man in the White House.
Speaker: Are you through?
Speaker: Special thanks to AlertPro at PortraitSoul5.0 on Instagram for the post.
Speaker: And pro thing number two.
Speaker: It wouldn't be an episode if I went one without mentioning something about the failed high school science fair experiment that is the EV hoax.
Speaker: More experts coming at you, this time from Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear TV show fame.
Speaker: Presenting the car he hates the most.
Speaker: that I reserve a special level of hatred for is the Toyota Prius.
Speaker: Because that is a cynical marketing exercise for the gullible and the stupid.
Speaker: Because anybody who thinks that mining nickel in Canada and then shipping it across to Norway so it can be turned into batteries and then shipped on a tanker across to Japan and put into a car and then shipped back to America or Canada and is bought by idiots who arrived this morning on the underside of a Eurostar train so they can drive into people all over London because they haven't a clue where they're going.
Speaker: That is a moron.
Speaker: And anyone who buys one, likes one, appraises one in any way is a complete and utter imbecile.
Speaker: I believe that was a rant.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: It's an electric car and it's very good for the environment.
Speaker: And pro thing number three.
Speaker: The title of this episode is The Great Resist.
Speaker: Here is Australian Senator Malcolm Roberts speaking on the Senate floor, calling out New World Order evil supervillain Klaus Schwab and advocating for The Great Resist.
Speaker: Klaus Schwab's life by subscription, quote, is really serfdom.
Speaker: It's slavery.
Speaker: Billionaire globalist corporations will own everything.
Speaker: Homes, factories, farms, cars, furniture.
Speaker: And everyday citizens will rent what they need if their social credit score allows.
Speaker: The plan of the Great Reset is that you will die with nothing.
Speaker: To pull off this evil plan, Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum will need to take more than just material possessions from Australians.
Speaker: Senators in this very chamber today who support the Great Reset threaten our privacy, freedom and dignity.
Speaker: Yes, they're in this Senate chamber.
Speaker: One Nation vehemently opposes the Great Reset, the Digital Identity Bill, theft of agricultural land use, forcing farmers off their land, and all of the Great Reset.
Speaker: One Nation has a comprehensive plan to bring our beautiful country back to sustainable prosperity.
Speaker: And in the months ahead, we will be rolling that plan out.
Speaker: Instead of Lib Lab pushing Klaus Schwab's Great Reset with the tagline, you'll owe nothing and be happy, One Nation advocates the Great Resist.
Speaker: We stand for a world where individuals and communities have primacy over predatory globalist billionaires and their quizzling bureaucrats, politicians and mouthpiece media.
Speaker: All right, come on.
Speaker: It's the first show of 2024, the year of the Great Resist.
Speaker: Why not an example of the Great Resist?
Speaker: Here's a bonus pro thing.
Speaker: Holton Township, Michigan, has established its own militia to protect the Second Amendment and declared it will not enforce new red flag laws restricting gun ownership.
Speaker: It doesn't mean they're roaming the streets.
Speaker: They simply passed a Second Amendment resolution and
Speaker: and establish the town of 2,500 people as a second amendment sanctuary.
Speaker: Holton residents can now sign up to their very own militia as long as you're 18 and older and can pass a background check.
Speaker: And for the amateurs who will undoubtedly snap with
Speaker: You can't just have citizens defending themselves.
Speaker: That's what the police are for.
Speaker: A, I thought you wanted to defund the police.
Speaker: And B, if the American government was on the side of law-abiding citizens and tax-paying citizens and actual citizens of America and protected them and not criminals and illegal immigrants, thereby doing their jobs, then American citizens wouldn't have to take these measures.
Speaker: That's why the Second Amendment exists.
Speaker: To protect yourselves from the bad guys and tyranny, whether it's someone trying to break into your home and take your stuff and harm you and or your loved ones, or a tyrannical, out-of-control government trying to do the same on a larger scale.
Speaker: Crime is crime.
Speaker: Tyranny is tyranny.
Speaker: Evil is evil.
Speaker: Whether it's one meth addict in a hoodie, a crowd of BLM peaceful protesters, or a government allowing communism to come in and take what you got because they say they know what's best for you.
Speaker: They're just idiots who've been given too much power.
Speaker: The government doesn't know what's best for you.
Speaker: You do.
Speaker: The hardworking, taxpaying, law-abiding citizens of America do.
Speaker: The pros do.
Speaker: It's 2024, the year of the great resist.
Speaker: I'm ready to go pro.
Speaker: Find all my social media links and my email on my main website, bluesantini.com.
Speaker: Watch me make fun of Amateur Nation and catch my Drive Our Comedy special, Amateur Nation, driveourcomedy.com slash L-O-U-S.
Speaker: Please leave a review of this podcast and copy and paste the link from wherever you listen and send it to a fellow pro or an amateur that is doing life wrong.
Speaker: They're out there.
Speaker: Don't forget, 2024 is the year of the Great Resist.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Speaker: Remember amateurs, we see you.
Speaker: You're not at home.
Speaker: Don't do life wrong.
Speaker: Go pro.
Speaker: Don't be an amateur.
Speaker: For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini, and this has been a big major production.
Speaker: Happy New Year, fellow pros.
Speaker: These people are yours.
Speaker: They're amateurs, and you know it.
Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15-plus years.
Speaker: A sense of entitlement.
Speaker: A constant need for attention.
Speaker: Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.
Speaker: A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.
Speaker: Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
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