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Speaker: Suck a punch somebody on a sidewalk Carjacking old lady at a red light Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store You think it's cool at the pool if you like Cuts out a cop spitting his face Stop on the flag and light it up Yeah, you think it's tough
Speaker: We'll try that in a small town See how far you make it down the road Around here we take care of our own You cross that line it won't take long For you to find out I reckon that you don't Try that in a small town
Speaker: That my granddad gave me They say one day they're gonna round up Well that shit might fly in the city Good luck, try that in a small town See how far you make it down the road Around here we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Speaker: Raised up right If you're looking for a fight Driving in a small town Driving in a small town Driving in a small town
Speaker: As farmers are dropping their own crops for the day, a friend is in need and they've come to help. It's what this community and a lot of our communities stand for. Somebody needs some help, you'll get it.
Speaker: Yeah, buddy You're mr. Jason that ain't right there If you don't like it, sorry about your fucking luck Because I do any who? What's going on everybody? It's been a hot minute since I've done one of these since I said I was gonna start doing them again But figure why not I got time to kill Well kind of time to kill not really but welcome to the quick show everybody I
Speaker: Get all your Glick Show fixings all at the Nonsense Will Nonsense pages. Who guys know the drill? All the social medias, Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts. All at Nonsense Will Nonsense podcast slash the Glick Show because I mean, I run them both. So why not keep it simple and keep it all in one place and all that jazz.
Speaker: Anywho, what's going on everybody? Yeah, it's gonna be one of those weeks. I'm gonna be all over the fucking place this week Nonsense will nonsense this show Friday night. I'm guessing guess making a guest appearance on a show Then Saturday night. We're back at it. Who knows where else I might end up this week or what I'll be doing but
Speaker: The great thing about that, about having the glitch show is the fact that much like my show, but it is my show, but I can say and do whatever I want. And I have to worry about anybody's feelings on the show. There's just issue that's been driving me absolutely insane outside of that light. Let me get back. That's better. We have a whole.
Speaker: Bunch of grown -ass Motherfucking quote -unquote adults Who Literally be living online For drama first and foremost get a fucking job And if you have a job
Speaker: get off the line and do your job. I mean, I have I don't I mean, I guess I don't pay enough attention to it. I guess I don't really you know, I really don't get involved in it. But
Speaker: You know, it just seems like lately, all these grown ass adults, man, just acting like fucking six year old children fighting over the dumbest shit. Like. Why do you guys do this to yourselves every day? You literally go into the same social media rooms and the same platforms and have the same fucking fights over and over again. And.
Speaker: Then we come up the, you know, this generates this, this is grown generation, quote unquote, that's grownups that have kids and stuff. We would have sit back and go, what the fuck is wrong with these kids? What the hell do you think they learned it from? They got their parents and their grandparents up online acting like fucking a bunch of brain dead orangutans.
Speaker: And what people don't understand circle, you run with the circle, you associate yourself with speaks volumes for who you are as a person as well. And a lot of times it doesn't speak very highly of you as a person. If you're willing to associate with those types of people, all those types of people, your friends,
Speaker: Let's be honest. You're not any better than them. Um. You know. If the goofy shit comes up and the reason I'm kind of on this kick is because. This dumb shit kind of filtered over into.
Speaker: One of our pages for nonsensical nonsense and I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna be a dick and I'm gonna say what it is one of my pages for nonsensical nonsense Because nonsensical nonsense is my show let's be honest It is what it is called spade a spade so some of this bullshit is trickled over onto one of my pages and
Speaker: Not even any of my business. I honestly don't fucking care. I don't want it there well Which that leads me to as I've said multiple times I Like to watch I like to listen I'd like to see the dumb shit firsthand and
Speaker: I was on a platform today and I literally watched the same people have the same arguments and the same fights for hours on ends today, on end today. That they've been having for at least two years and still doing it the same ones. And then you get on your tic tacs and your social medias and everybody's on there. Everybody's fucking, they'll, they'll push it up in their title screen just for drama, just, just for drama. What is the point?
Speaker: creating or wanting to Be in or live a Drama -filled life like what what meaning does that does that have? It doesn't make you popular. It doesn't make you Important it makes you look like a fucking sleazebag at the end of the day
Speaker: Yeah, I said it you're fucking scumbag and if you're one that stirs the pot and instigates or Joins into the chaos and all the other you're just as bad And I think they'll and I think even worse than than instigating stirring it being a part of it It's sticking up for making excuses for it deflecting for it Trying to make it sound like it's alright
Speaker: That shit don't make no sense either. What's going on, OG? Exactly. Attention whores, man. Well, it's not only that, but like I said, this next generation, I've said it multiple times, what the fuck is wrong with these kids today? These are the motherfuckers who are raising them.
Speaker: Fucking parents their grandpa. Yeah, I say grandparents because there's old -ass fucking people on platforms that are that are fighting acting ridiculous acting a damn fool and the great thing about it is they hide behind fake names and they hide behind and fake profiles and Matter everything's private. So they just run in their fucking cocksucker and again There's no There's no consequences
Speaker: Tension whores, those whose parents didn't dote on them. And for the people who, you know, then they sit back and you go, damn, I can't believe people. But then it's like, well, that's why they have all these fake accounts and they got all these fake pictures or they have 47 different accounts because they don't want people in their real life or their jobs or anything like that, for that matter.
Speaker: or they don't show themselves on camera or whatever, because if real life see them acting like that, family's probably going to be like, nah, get the fuck on job. I mean, if I was an employer and I see one of my employees online, acting the way that some of these people act on these social media platforms, I tell them to kick fucking rocks. I'm gonna, you know, I'm sorry, but man,
Speaker: I don't want that shit around my business, my place of business. Nah, you gots to go. You can take it however you want to take it. Bottom line is you're a fucking scumbag and I don't want scumbags working here. And it ain't no wonder you have to spend all day online because if you're doing that shit online, more than likely,
Speaker: You're just as bad in real life and nobody wants to be around you. Nobody wants to associate with you or or Say that they know you or say that they're your friend You know, I've done a very good job in the past several years probably almost a decade now that I've had an online presence of avoiding drama and avoiding bullshit
Speaker: up until I stepped onto another platform, but it wasn't even my drama. It was other people's drama that they tried to wrap me up in. And I've been guilty of going off on some other fuckers online too, but at the same time, I'm not hard to find. My hammer's always on. My microphone's pretty loud and I'm not hiding, but I don't make it my personal daily,
Speaker: Goal to get up in the morning and be a complete fucking Cunt bag online with a bunch of fucking Let's just call a spade a spade. Let's be honest a bunch of fucking nobodies Nor if I if I'm not participating in the drama, I'm sure shit not gonna surround myself with it I'm certainly not gonna associate myself with it
Speaker: And that's the other thing that blows my mind. Like you got these people say, oh man, I ain't doing the drama. I ain't doing this. I ain't doing that. But we use the phrase a lot, GBA, guilty by association. And if it walks like a duck, whacks like a duck, must be a duck.
Speaker: You're just as bad. If you, if you, if you live in that world, if you hang out in that world and you, and you defend that world in any way, shape or form, or you defend the people who are in that world, you're just as bad. And that's just my opinion. That's just my opinion. Who am I to say anything? I don't know. It's just one of those head scratching moments. Like, damn, you all really do be on some fucking bullshit, don't you? Just not, not even.
Speaker: Not even having care in the world either. Send a real quick message. A reminder to my fiance. Um. But it's kind of sad man at the same like.
Speaker: You know, there's a part of me that kind of feels bad for those people. That's all they have going for them in their life is online drama outside of that. They, they have nothing going on and that's kind of feel bad for them. And in a way it's kind of like a wounded horse. Sometimes they,
Speaker: I'm not saying put them down, but take the internet away from them. Put their internet down. Make them go outside. Make them bring some fresh air. Make them, I don't know, catch fireflies or some shit. Put their internet down. Cut it off. Cut them off on the internet. And then to try to, you know, drag people in from the outside.
Speaker: You see me trying to get involved in your dumb shit? Why put your dumb shit on one of my pages? Why put your dumb shit in my chat, on my show? I'm just doing my thing over here. Pretty well too, to be honest with you. I'm gonna take a little bit of work, but yeah, I feel like I do an all right job.
Speaker: on the other show, on the big show called The Big Show, the main platform of nonsensical nonsense. I feel like I do a pretty good job out. I appreciate that, OG. Thank you, brother. I didn't really have time to share it. I was going to, but I didn't have time. I did put it in a couple of places. But, you know, you got people in here, but then you also get people who are afraid to comment because
Speaker: And shout out to you guys. I appreciate y 'all lurkers. Some of you lurkers have no ill will. Some of you lurkers are lurking and trying to catch somebody up on some dumb shit or chopping and screwing our stuff so that comments that are made are taken way out of context and that's shown in a different light, a different way. But either way,
Speaker: I appreciate y 'all. Anybody who's watching and hanging out, I appreciate you. If you want to chat, feel free to chime in and chat. I promise I won't bite. But haters or fans? Numbers are numbers in my opinion. And this is just something I just do for shits and grins. I don't even take this one that serious. Glitch shows just because
Speaker: like, you should do your own show, buddy. And I'm like, eh, I really don't want to as if I don't have enough shit on my plate. But sometimes I get bored by tonight. Nobody's home. Um, and I have it. And like I said, lately, this, this whole internet drama thing has just really been just not eating at me or anything like that. It's just something that I've been thinking about a lot because especially, you know, most recently,
Speaker: obviously presidential bullshit sides, you know, but most recently, you know, with like the Jason Aldean thing. Literally, people who are doing absolutely nothing will get on a platform and go live and put Jason Aldean in the background, whether they're there, they're for or against the song or whatever the case may be, just to get fucking, like, it's all negative attention, no matter how you look at it.
Speaker: You know either you're gonna say I'm for days now Dean you're gonna have all the people that are gonna come in and say they're against it and It's just drama and it's fighting then you get those those people mixing with the people that that are for it And it's and that's all it is. It's it's You know not everything has to be about drama, you know, that's that's negative attention and And as we all know once it's on the internet, it's there for it um
Speaker: That's why I mean I had crazy I had foolish and I know I say some off the wall fucking shit, but I try not to pick fights man. I mean I try not to pick fights and I try not to I try not to let people pick fights I mean I I mentioned it a couple weeks back
Speaker: We finished the show and I decided to do some other work, you know, like kind of like other promotional stuff on our TikTok page. So I went live on our TikTok page and some ass clown came in there with a fake account. And it's somebody who watches the show and lurks on the show and everything like that and started talking shit about us. I just ignored them. Chat didn't ignore them. That was for damn sure. But
Speaker: Ignored them and because they didn't get the response out of me. They wanted they started reporting my shit So ticked out took my life down three times before they took it down a fourth time for like two weeks And it was some of the most outlandish shit that was reported What was illegal activity I Don't say anything illegal about what I'm doing right here because this is what that's what I was doing
Speaker: My desk chit -chatting Acts of violence and weapons or something like that I Don't see any weapons that are on my camera. I do have weapons in the house, but nothing that was on camera nudity Yeah, that was a good one too
Speaker: I'm assuming it's all from the same person because you know every time I would come back and They would get back in the comments and and I just wasn't feeding into it. I wasn't giving them the attention that they wanted so they took other routes and Then they followed me on to my main account because I was like fuck it I'll go on my main account and they followed me over there and I wound up catching a band for I Goes two weeks on my main account Same dumb shit
Speaker: Don't make you cool to be online fighting an acting student. It just makes you a loser and Anybody who thinks you're cool or or that is in that group of drama filled bullshit. They're just as big of a loser Yeah, I said it if you're associated with it if you if you defend it if you are a part of it You're all equal part fucking losers And you should take the time out away from the internet Take a breather
Speaker: Like I said, go catch fireflies. Smell the roses. I don't know. Do some goddamn community volunteer work. Just get out of your fucking house. Go get a job. That's what blows my mind. How some of y 'all just be on the internet 24 seven. Like I don't have no jobs. He got bills to pay. I wish I could sit at home and not have to worry about going to work.
Speaker: I've been doing plenty of other things other than being on the internet fighting with people, but I wish I could just sit at home and I had to worry about my bills. One day I'll hit the lottery and I will be able to. You said that you'd use danger grounds against a handsome.
Speaker: I only said that because you said you were coming for the beer. That is justifiable. Now, I mean, if you're like, hey, I'm gonna bring some bourbon and one of these tasty steaks, I'd be like, all right, come on over, tiny little biracial man. Or handsome, sorry, handsome. I misread that, I thought that said tiny, handsome biracial man. She came at the beard, son.
Speaker: Yeah. Join a meet up club. Go. But that's the thing. Like don't socialize with people in real life because because these these people who feed off a drama and live off a drama, you can't do that in real life because they'll punch you in the face. Like people will legit punch you in the face. They're not going to argue with you. They'll just break your jaw. So you can't talk no more. So do things outside that does not involve other people until you can learn to properly socialize with the humankind kiss my
Speaker: Or to lay vato. I'll touch some grass for once. Get some fresh air. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe they've just been cooped up in their house so long. And I'm assuming like they're not taking their trash out. If they got animals, there's like, you know, there's like.
Speaker: can't answer dog shit in the house or, you know, they just haven't changed their filter. So they're getting, they're getting bad air. They're breathing bad oxygen and it's, and it's fucking with their brain cells or something. Maybe that's the problem. Go outside and get some fresh air. Delicious close to Canada because Canada is fucking everybody's air, but still it's better than the air you're breathing in your house. Clearly. Go fishing. It's lovely. I highly recommend it. Fishing, you know, I haven't been fishing in years, but I used to love to go fishing.
Speaker: correction I used to take a fishing pole in a cooler and sit on the lake or sit on the river or be on the boat and drink beer But I mean I have my line in the water But I love being on the water just go do something take a fucking time out Jesus Christ people take a fucking time out from the goddamn internet Your entire social existence some of these people is online
Speaker: It's okay to not be online for a day or two. I love my Sundays. Now, this past Sunday, not so much, because we fucked up Saturday night. So I was fixing that fuck up all day Sunday. But typically my Sundays are spent offline and reset. Do that once in a while. Don't even do it every week. Like I
Speaker: Sometimes accidents happen But what's fucking Like I you know and I know a good lot of them I
Speaker: They delete their shit, but it's just for once like for one day screen record yourself or or Download and watch yourself Listen to yourself when you're in these Social platforms whether you're doing a
Speaker: Video thing or mic or whatever you're doing in tiktok or Instagram or whatever, you know, wherever you are like record yourself Save the recording whatever you need to do and go back and listen to it and listen to how stupid you sound incredibly fucking stupid you sound and
Speaker: Now, most of the people aren't going to hear that. They're going to be like, I knew I was fucking right. And they're going to get right back on their fucking laptop or get right back on their phone and go. And it's the vicious cycle. But maybe some people will take a step back and go. Hmm.
Speaker: Yes. Yes, exactly. You know, like maybe they won't step back. Maybe they will. Maybe they'll go, Jesus Christ. I look and sound like an asshole right now. That's what I look and sound like online. That is what I look and sound like online. Others won't because they're just fucking brain dead. Like Brian just said, some people still believe in the 2020 Fauci cure, which is why they refuse to leave and interact with normal logical homo sapiens.
Speaker: That's why two years later y 'all are still having the same fucking arguments and the same fucking fights and Having the same goddamn snakes in your fucking stupid ass online circle Don't look fucking stupid I probably look stupid right now bitching about you, but that's the great thing about me I can say and do whatever I want and I'm not hiding
Speaker: I I do I See that shit too. I even even just wearing masks regularly out in public like I Just want to be like a Hope it's over Don't worry told the 20. I'll be back in a few months right now. We're good
Speaker: Right around the time of the election, buddy. Right around that election time. Uh -oh. Brand new, more dangerous strand of COVID. COVID -23. Everybody must shoot themselves in the leg with a nine millimeter or else she'll catch it. And all the sheep will. You'll see them all limping around. I ain't gonna get COVID though.
Speaker: But. I've said it a million times, you look at these kids of the way kids act. And and I and I'm third and I thoroughly believe that you pay you blame the parents for these fucking kids and the way they act. But then you see the parent or you see the people that are parents of kids that are coming up. And you see the way they act online.
Speaker: And you see the way they act, um, on, on live streams and shit like that. And it's like, well, there ain't no fucking wonder little fucking Timmy's out there catching a car on fire. Yeah. I wonder a little, little, little Johnny got shot by the cops because he ain't got no fucking common sense and tried to find him.
Speaker: Our future is absolute. Our presence is fucked. I got, I did have to get the vaccination because of where I was working and I didn't want to lose my job. I was never in for or against the vaccination. I was more about educate yourself and make the choice on your own. Um, and I educated myself and I put it off for as long as I could.
Speaker: I knew that I could still catch COVID. I knew that I could still give somebody else COVID. I knew it wasn't going to protect me from COVID. And I didn't have any of the side effects. So I guess I'm fortunate in that aspect. But I had no desire to get it, but I had to. But like I said, fortunately,
Speaker: I'm pretty sure it was literally like a saline. It wasn't anything, but they sure as hell got their billions of dollars out of that vaccine. Like straight up saltwater or some shit that they're just like, there you go. You're safe. Yay.
Speaker: And for me, I didn't change my lifestyle during said pandemic. I traveled all over the place. I had to for work. I was in all kinds of different towns. I was around all kinds of fucking people. Some people got it, some people didn't. I was around people who got it, and I never did. And by the time I had to get the vaccine, COVID was all but pretty much done and over with anyway.
Speaker: I want to beat that dead horse to death because you know, there are people out there that, Oh, I had COVID 27 times and now my ear holes don't work and my left leg thinks it's my right leg. And, and I can't taste and smell nothing. And, and, and I got all these other problems. Oh God, shut up. You failed to mention the fact that you had three strokes and you had all those symptoms before you got COVID.
Speaker: I agree 100%. And I think that's what kind of, and then kind of bring it back around. I really feel like that's why so many people get wrapped up in all this internet drama. It's because as I said earlier, they're fucking nobodies. They're nobody in real life. And to be online, acting like a complete ass, fighting over the dumbest shit all day, every day, it makes them feel fucking important.
Speaker: and you're not, it actually really proves a valid point as to why you have no friends and why nobody wants to be around you. As Brian said, you're a dollar. A simpleton, if you will. You feel important. You feel like you are
Speaker: contributing in some way shape or form and Really not It's old and it's tiring and It's time for y 'all to grow up. Seriously. I was on a platform today and I kind of bounced in and out Because I like to watch and you know, I'm not gonna go off I'm not gonna go all half cocked and not know what the fuck I'm talking about when I talk about a subject and
Speaker: And and like I said for Several hours today, and I'm pretty sure they're probably still going at it right now They were fighting over shit that they were been fighting for for the last two years That speaks of volumes
Speaker: It's a mad, mad world. We're all a little crazy down here, I guess. I don't know. That just, just... I'm not even partaking in it. And it was exhausting to me to listen to it. Like, what the fuck? Who's a grown ass adult? Well, supposed to be grown ass adults.
Speaker: Just a bunch of fucking simple minded rejects. I agree 100%. And all serious, Brian says that all serious people need to stop reevaluate and do some serious soul searching. I absolutely 100 % agree. 100 % agree. Why are you so angry about everybody? What the hell are y 'all so angry about?
Speaker: that's what I want to know. What are you guys so damn angry about? Goddamn. Keep calm and eat barbecue. Drink a beer. Drink a bourbon. Laugh. Good lord. I'm a pride. Keep calm, man. Let's let's let's fire up the smoker. Let's get a cage. Let's get a couple bottles. Eat and be merry. Y 'all go give yourselves fucking heart cardiac
Speaker: Arrest or heart failure. You give yourself a fucking aneurysm. I hear these people, man. They're like screaming over top of each other. And I'm like, I could just envision the veins popping out of their heads. Like you're going to give yourself a goddamn aneurysm. Keep calm, eat barbecue, man. Drink bourbon. Don't mind if I do. Right. You're acting crazy for no reason.
Speaker: This is the best part about this is the best part about the online drama like me and I'm saying I'm sure like Brian and other normal people people with with with more than the two brain cells if If I'm online and I see something I don't like I Scroll past it or I turn it off or I leave and then once I leave I've forgotten all about it
Speaker: These motherfuckers will be online 18 hours a day, get offline, and the entire time they're offline be stewing, getting more and more angry. Oh, I can't believe I'll get so that they can get up first thing in the morning and start all over again. That's like, you want to talk about a vicious goddamn cycle. It ain't the vaccines and COVID that's killing people.
Speaker: It's your fucking heart and your blood pressure and shit because you're getting all worked up because of somebody that you don't even know on the internet. Common sense. There's a serious lack of common sense in this world today. A serious fucking lack of common sense in this world today, man.
Speaker: Those of us who have common sense are a, are a, are a rare breed. We're almost, I mean, let's be honest, people with common sense these days is probably the number one minority in the world. I said in the world, motherfuckers, these motherfuckers avoid in common sense. Like they were avoiding the plague. Ooh, don't catch the common sense now.
Speaker: don't do that. Don't you don't want to catch no common sense. You're going to catch the common sense. No, I don't want to catch that. Good lord almighty. This world's going to hell in a hand basket. I'm just here for the **** ride. Oh, wait a minute. I forgot. That's not how I do my show. I'm not supposed to have conversations when I do my show. I just go. What's up? How's it going?
Speaker: There you go, Tony D. That was for you, buddy. Oh, my God. Thank God for beer. People are crazy. That's what Billy Currington said. I think it was Billy Currington that said that. People are crazy.
Speaker: It's it's It says a lot about our society and our culture when somebody like me is the voice of reason when i'm the jiminy cricket It says a lot about our society. You know, we're all fucking dudes. We're all done Like me i'm saying all this shit tonight. I know i'm just wasting my breath, but I gotta get it out my head I gotta get it out my head. Oh, excuse me
Speaker: Then I can, it's out. I'm sitting the open, not going to delete it. I can go about my merry business. This brings up this, this is, this is what breaks up because I am a very busy individual. I got a lot of things going on. You know, this is what breaks up the monotony. I guess I don't even know if that's the right word. Maybe it is. I don't know. Words are fucking hard. I'm not the smartest human being in the world. But again, when I'm the voice of reason, you know, you're all fucked.
Speaker: Every last one of you is fucked when I'm the voice of reason god damn it And that's the bottom line cuz stone cold Glick said so Yeah, fucking bloody hell could have been 92 goddamn degrees tomorrow I'm bitching and y 'all West fucking on your 37th day in a row of like 120 degrees and
Speaker: just I guess what I'm trying to say and as anybody who knows it listens to the podcast or knows me I talk a lot for no fucking reason just sometimes just to hear myself talk but to make it as simple as possible and to really really really really dumb it down for you people because
Speaker: I know some of you guys are going to hear this and you're going to listen to it. It'd be like that motherfucker. And they're going to go and I'm going to be topic of your drama and all your goofy shit. And that's fine. I don't care. Um, but let me dumb it way down for you. I like, like, like retarded caveman dumb down. Just be better. Do better. When you start to act a fool, ask yourself.
Speaker: WWDG. What would Glick do? WWDB or BD? What would Brian do? Calm down, eat barbecue and have a sip. WWDG. What would Glick do ladies and gentlemen? Have himself a nice cold beer.
Speaker: And just relax. Just relax. Take a deep breath. Everything will be fine. I promise. It's not that serious. And you're not that important. Neither am I. So yeah, I'm just speaking my mind. I'm just speaking bullshit. Keep calm, eat barbecue, sip beer, or bourbon. One of the B's. Pick one. Beer or bourbon. Or whiskey. I guess bourbon and whiskey. Kind of the same thing. Maybe you like tequila. Maybe you like vodka. I don't know. You drink a fucking choice.
Speaker: Have a hot damn cocoa for all I care. Put your little marshmallows in there. Go buy you a bag of fucking, the fucking Lucky Charms marshmallows. Put your little marshmallows in your fucking hot cocoa. Something, don't go online and argue with people that don't know you and don't give a fuck about you. I'll be right here still rambling and ranting. If you wanna come up, let me know.
Speaker: motherfuckers don't care about you. You ain't their friend. They ain't never gonna be their friend. They motherfuckers see you in real life and just walk right on by you like they don't even know you. I can't tell you that shit. I'm just saying. That's cold heart facts. Them fuckers don't like you. They don't know you. They don't care about you.
Speaker: Someone might just do it just to fuck with you just to fuck with you Just because they can't because they know they're gonna get a rise out of your stupid ass and make you look dumb online Frayed sue my friends prayed so That's the word of Glick right there that's goddamn gospel Glick Welcome to the cult cult of nonsense of a nonsense. I
Speaker: I am your lord and savior, Glick. Now trick my Kool -Aid, bitch. Y 'all are a mess, man. Y 'all are really a mess. Pardon me, feel sorry for you, I really do. Pardon me, enjoys the entertainment. Really do.
Speaker: But that's not they're here nor there Because you dumb sons of bitches don't care you don't keep doing what you'd want to do I'm wasting my breath up here Just wasted my breath But I'm not wasting my breath yelling and screaming and acting like an asshole online had to remember something
Speaker: And I've told I've told you know some young cats back, you know, and I was a trainer and and Not a not a not a personal train not like a gym trainer, but like what am I one of my old jobs? I was a trainer and guys would train with me Then it was customer service based job And you know how anybody who's worked in any type of customer service, you know, do you know customers? and you know they you know how customers can be man, they can really just
Speaker: Put you in all kinds of a fit like straight up be fit to be goddamn tied matter than hell But you know, you know, they say the customers are always right that's not true first of all enough fuck that bullshit, but you do have to have a certain air about you when dealing with customers and
Speaker: And I would tell the guys, especially when we started having a lot of young cats coming in and coming through and, and I was training them and teaching them and this, that, and the other thing I tell them, look, most important thing to learn about this job is as human beings, we're only allotted so many breaths in this life or breaths, however you want to say it in this life. Do you really want to waste it on a stupid person? They really want to waste them breaths on somebody that's just acting
Speaker: out of pocket for no goddamn reason or acting some sort of way. When you know they're wrong, they know they're wrong. That's why they get so loud and obnoxious. The same thing with these idiots online with the drama. They know they're wrong. That's why they had to scream and shout and curse and threaten and everything else. I curse because I'm a jackass and I enjoy cursing. I get loud because I have a big voice. Sometimes I forget how loud I am sometimes. So I have to tone it down.
Speaker: But do you really want to waste valuable, precious breaths arguing with stupid people? I don't. I'm just going to smile. Right? I'm wrong. I'll fix it. Have the day you deserve. Now when I get in the car or truck or whatever, I'm a motherfucking piece of shit.
Speaker: And then I go about my day and get my motherfucking piece of shit out and then I go about my day And I move on to the next whatever I'm doing Next thing I'm doing but don't let it bother me no more. I do that with everything in life Something aggravates me and pisses me off. Yeah, I might voice my opinion I might get a little I'm more than likely get a little vocal about it But once I speak my mind and I speak my opinion, I'm done. I'm out. I'm checking out I don't care don't want to have a discussion no more. You know how I feel. I don't give a fuck how you feel
Speaker: people. Be like me. Be like me. I'm a hell of an influence. I'm just saying. I'm a hell of a good influence just so y 'all know. You can thank me later. Bless your heart.
Speaker: I don't know who this Hey Zeus guy is, but apparently he loves you. And I'll pray to Allah for you. It just blows my mind.
Speaker: Y 'all will invest so much time and energy. I'm invested some time and energy just speaking and making it really in all honesty. I got to let you guys know. I'm not pitching about you. I'm not mad at you. I'm just confused. And when I get confused, sometimes I have to just talk until I figure it out. Or so this is just me like outwardly thinking because I'm really confused. I'm really worried about you.
Speaker: I'm not mad at you. Brian, we can be the role models of your new tag team, but you can't even elevate yourself. How are you going to elevate me? Well, five foot four ass, the role models.
Speaker: Clicking bracket. You walk in Sasquatch. Just calm down, take a breath, people. It's not that serious. Life ain't that damn serious. I promise you that, Jesus Christ. Man, I've done been six foot down if I let half the shit bother me that should have bothered me.
Speaker: Y 'all really worried about if somebody wants to call himself a goddamn giraffe? I don't think. Frank, you're a giraffe. If it makes you happy, you're a fucking giraffe. Cool. Hey, Erica, you want to pretend to be a woman? Cool. Be a woman, Erica. I don't care. Billy Bob? Well, Billy Bob shouldn't have sex with goats, but Billy Bob wants to have sex with goats, and I guess Billy Bob's going to have sex with goats.
Speaker: Not right. But. Five foot nine and a quarter, you dumbfounded dipshit. Listen here, you Mexican oompa loompa. I've had it right up to about here with your shit.
Speaker: See, now I feel better. I already feel better. Outward thinking. I already feel better. Maybe some of you will hear this and think, you know, maybe I'm who Glick's talking about. Maybe I do need some fresh air. Maybe I do need to stop worrying about a bunch of fake accounts and fake pictures and assholes behind behind a microphone or a keyboard. Think about me. Maybe I should go make some friends in real life.
Speaker: Hashtag stage around. There's just some things you don't threaten a man with. You don't threaten his woman, his kids, or his beard. Brian has to take a stand like the rock. I'm gonna be walking tall. Only I speak loudly and I have a small stick, but still.
Speaker: America can only be pushed so far, Ryan. And you cross the line when you brought up my beard, you son of a bitch. Now it's game on. I told Nikki the other night that we were talking about a nonsensical nonsense that a possible charity
Speaker: event to which it would be keep the beard, shave the beard. And it would be based off of donations. You could donate to keep the beard or donate to shave the beard. And whichever side raised the most money at the end of the event would decide if I'm keeping the beard or shaving the beard. And then I want to donate it to a local children's charity.
Speaker: I don't wanna donate to a big charity or some big nationwide bullshit. I wanna do something local. And I told Tony we could split it in half. And if he found a local kids charity down there where he is, he could donate half there. I would donate half here, whatever. We'd figure out the logistics. I was telling Nikki about it. And my fiance, she said, no the fuck you are not putting your beard up.
Speaker: I said, maybe it'll be back by the wedding. And I said, first and foremost, I put it up to Jeff and Tony. So, you know, it's never gonna happen. Second of all, my beard grows. And like, if I shave my beard tomorrow, it would look like this way before the wedding. Way before the wedding. And my beard isn't my entire personality. I do that kind of a fat face, but I'm also not a catfish under the beard.
Speaker: Well, I will look I will look less sasquatch in without the beard that's for sure less sasquatch in At the end of the day, I might still look hideous my mama says I'm handsome. Fuck you, Brian She told me that on the Ouija board I
Speaker: I was talking to my mom who's on the Ouija Bowl. She said, you a handsome young man, quick fur. She said, don't let that brown oompa loompa tell you differently. Yeah.
Speaker: I got big old fat chip. I got big old fat chip. Squishy. Squishy. Squishy. Squishies. Calm down, everybody. We ain't got no room to talk. No, I think Tony and Jeff bring up my beard more than I do.
Speaker: I forget it's there half the time. And so I'm like, Oh, what is it? Oh, what is it? Get a braided. Beer oil in that bitch. Oh, sorry. Lushion. I mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Speaker: So, I mean, teeth are on. Maybe some people find tiny brown opalupas cute. Maybe some people find giant Sasquatchian like motherfuckers cute. I don't know. Who am I to judge? Who am I to say? I'm just a guy with an internet and a microphone.
Speaker: He likes to talk to himself apparently. I'm sure your mama thinks you're handsome too. Your mama thinks I'm handsome as well. She told me. She said, you're way more handsome than my baby Brian. But don't tell him that. At least you're fully grown.
Speaker: She said, order ley vato. Mucho Cooter. What'd you say about your computer? Mucho Cooter. Then El Nino Brian. I wish Joe was here so you can get all pissed off at my terrible Spanish. Anywho, I think I'm done ranting.
Speaker: We do have a brand new episode of nonsense. Well, nonsense tomorrow night. I think we got a full crew in the house. Uh, if you haven't already and you want to check out Saturday night's episode, uh, Brian was on there. We had a special guest, uh, Steven Jarvis of Steven Jarvis and friends podcast. He come in and hung out with us. We had a lot of fun hanging out with him. He was a good dude. You can check him out on all them, uh, socials, Jeevan, Steven Jarvis and friends podcast. Oh, excuse me.
Speaker: Um, then last night, Tony and I have my guy, uh, dizzy from, um, one or two, five, the bone, the bone down in Tampa. Um, he's on multiple shows and he hosts his own show. The, uh, might count the actor show that he has a podcast, the lazy ass podcast, which you can check out the lazy ass podcast on Instagram and dizzy for mayor on all socials to show him some love.
Speaker: Last but not least what am I whom I'm missing whom I'm missing whom I miss not last but not least But go check out our friends at scumbag lounge on Instagram and Spotify and all them social scumbag lounge They got a brand new episode coming out on Spotify tomorrow. I think usually it's Wednesdays Yeah The hell are you doing?
Speaker: Uh, Sunday night smoke. He does his shit on Sundays, Sunday evenings. Check him out on YouTube and Instagram at Sunday night smoke. Ted Hicks with late night parenting Thursday nights. I believe is what he does his show on YouTube. Tony D just follow Tony D. I don't know. He just goes live when he goes live. He does a music show. Um,
Speaker: He does fantasy football belt, what is it? Belt King's fantasy football, Jesus Christ. Just follow him on social media, and I don't honestly, it's Tony D. If you go to our followers, find Tony D, or who we follow, find Tony D, that's him.
Speaker: I honestly don't know all his social media, but check him out. And then of course, don't forget. Check out nonsensical nonsense. You goofy some bitches Mondays, Wednesdays, the Saturday, 7 p .m. ish on YouTube. And then you can listen to all the podcast episodes on Spotify and everybody listen to podcasts. And with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, I've ran it. I spoke my mind. I don't have anything else to say.
Speaker: Told y 'all a good show. You're gonna get an hour, maybe an hour and a half depending upon the conversation. So thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Fuck you, Brian. And let's do, let's do a little blacktop mojo.
Speaker: Show the guys some love. They're out on tour again. Go to Blacktop Mojo and all social media wherever you stream music at. Check out them tour dates and see if they're coming to a town near you. I promise you, you will not be disappointed. You guys are going to love Ned. I've known him my whole entire life. He's the man. Like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing over here.
Speaker: But we're gonna have to show up with a Blacktop Mojo. Next bullet.
Speaker: Even when I'm staring at the man, my only wish now is I could take it all back And I've robbed every bank from hill to Houston, only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting
Speaker: It's spread out into the sky I'm the bottom now, people and legends never die You got me cryin' now, yeah, you think you won But finally you're just an exfoliating my gun Wow, finally you're just an exfoliating my gun
Speaker: Even the burn of whiskey won't kill my pain And the moon gets full and the coyote cries His men are out dripping by greedy lies You see that smoking gun in my head is the body's heart dropping free
Speaker: I'll miss something, gunshots in the distance, we'll keep on running Yeah, I'll just keep on running And documents ring out through the air Anything in front of my guns, I'll have a prayer And bullets spread out into the sky
Speaker: Baby, legends never die You got me cut out now, yeah, you think you won Oh, partner your Japanese, pull it in like kangaroo Oh, partner your Japanese, pull it in
Speaker: Hey there, motherfucker. That's a little blacktop mojo in your hair holes. That's how you wrap a show up right there, ladies and gentlemen. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. And if you took anything from the show tonight, fucking be better. And remember, WWGD. You filthy fucking animals.
Speaker: Ahhh.
