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Episode 207: FIRST SNEAK PEEK OF EPISODE #207! "This Podcast is Hosted by an AMERICAN! Suck it, Stanford!” image

Episode 207: FIRST SNEAK PEEK OF EPISODE #207! "This Podcast is Hosted by an AMERICAN! Suck it, Stanford!”

S4 E207 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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  • My most hated word of 2022! 


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Transcript

Stanford's Controversial Word List

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Stanford University.
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You know, the college that you take all your orders from?
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They have a new list of words that you can't say anymore.
00:00:06
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American.
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They say it discriminates against South and Central America.

Is Replacing 'American' Propaganda Against U.S. Identity?

00:00:12
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They want to replace it with U.S. Citizen.
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If there ever was a more obvious brainwashing propaganda campaign designed to make you disavow, ignore, decry, and deny your legal birthright as a proud American citizen, this is it.

Cultural Sensitivity: Criticisms of Common Phrases

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Can't wait to watch the next season of U.S. Citizen Idol.
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Can't say, long time no see.
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Because it was originally used to mock indigenous and Chinese

Linguistic Changes and Humor: The Case of 'Master'

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people.
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I mean, maybe if you hit a gong after you said it, sure.
00:00:37
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And the stupidity train keeps rolling with the abolishment of the word master to be replaced by the words primary or main.
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Because every time you say master, of course, you are thinking of slavery.
00:00:47
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Like when you sing the definitive thrash metal song by Metallica, primary of puppets.
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I can't wait to see them in concert and hear the crowd chant, primary, primary.