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BONUS! Ep. #269: “Amateur Nation Can Be Talked Into ANYTHING” image

BONUS! Ep. #269: “Amateur Nation Can Be Talked Into ANYTHING”

S6 E269 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*TOPICS THIS WEEK:* 

  1. “This Week in Illegal Alien Crap”!
  2. Did you get your $300 check for NOT committing crimes this month?
  3. Parents: obey your children. Even when they act like children. Or cats. 
  4. An amateur millennial has relationship advice that will set you free! — from common sense.

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Transcript

Introduction to San Francisco's Crime Prevention Program

00:00:00
Speaker
In San Francisco, they want to pay criminals not to shoot people.

Details of the Pilot Program

00:00:04
Speaker
Yes, the chosen ambassadors will be paid not to shoot people, believe it or not.
00:00:08
Speaker
The city is launching the pilot program in October.

Role of Ambassadors like 'Mad Dog'

00:00:12
Speaker
Hey, Mad Dog, I heard you're leaving the life for good.
00:00:15
Speaker
Word, I'm a chosen ambassador now.
00:00:17
Speaker
Paying people $300 a month to not commit crimes.

Incentives and Financial Implications

00:00:22
Speaker
Remember when you got your $300 bonus check from the government for that month you didn't commit crime?
00:00:27
Speaker
I could use an extra $3,600 a year as my crime-free bonus.
00:00:31
Speaker
Also, I wonder if the criminals will have to pay taxes.
00:00:34
Speaker
I'm sure they'll fill out all the necessary paperwork.

Aims and Expected Outcomes of the Initiative

00:00:37
Speaker
The goal is to reduce gun violence.
00:00:39
Speaker
It will start with 10 people who want to change their lives and become community ambassadors.
00:00:44
Speaker
People who are known to commit crimes to the point that the city reaches out to them due to the notoriety of their criminal past don't change their lives for 300 a month.