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BONUS! Ep. #269: “Amateur Nation Can Be Talked Into ANYTHING”

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

46 plays · Mar 13, 2024

*TOPICS THIS WEEK:*  1. “This Week in Illegal Alien Crap”! 2. Did you get your $300 check for NOT committing crimes this month? 3. Parents: obey your children. Even when they act like children. Or cats.  4. An amateur millennial has relationship advice that will set you free! — from common sense. *On “A la Carte”:* being vs. saying anything you want, the IRS, and, more untested gene experiment bad news. *On “3 Pro Things”:* my favorite Supreme Court Justice, a comedian drops the hammer on a corporate DEI debacle, and, a healthy dose of patriotism. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL:“Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous *SUBSCRIBE* on Youtube for 60-second podcast previews every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh5fIZVQdT0VG2M59S0Vwg *WATCH* the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJjjZLd3q0 *WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8 *WATCH* the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6 *WATCH* the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vQOSyZRXts *WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgabFyGMw *WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4 *DOWNLOAD the book!* https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08254WSV4 *Facebook:* https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment  *Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/lou.santini3/ *Truth Social:* https://truthsocial.com/@lousantini3 *LinkedIn:* https://www.linkedin.com/in/lousantini/ *GETTR:* https://gettr.com/user/lousantini

Transcript

Speaker: In San Francisco, they want to pay criminals not to shoot people.

Speaker: Yes, the chosen ambassadors will be paid not to shoot people, believe it or not.

Speaker: The city is launching the pilot program in October.

Speaker: Hey, Mad Dog, I heard you're leaving the life for good.

Speaker: Word, I'm a chosen ambassador now.

Speaker: Paying people $300 a month to not commit crimes.

Speaker: Remember when you got your $300 bonus check from the government for that month you didn't commit crime?

Speaker: I could use an extra $3,600 a year as my crime-free bonus.

Speaker: Also, I wonder if the criminals will have to pay taxes.

Speaker: I'm sure they'll fill out all the necessary paperwork.

Speaker: The goal is to reduce gun violence.

Speaker: It will start with 10 people who want to change their lives and become community ambassadors.

Speaker: People who are known to commit crimes to the point that the city reaches out to them due to the notoriety of their criminal past don't change their lives for 300 a month.

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