Nonsensical Nonsense 91 GWO 4LIFE!!

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Speaker: Welcome to another... Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsense, called Nonsense. God, words are hard, my friend. Yes, they are. Welcome to another episode of the... Yeah, exactly. That show... Nonsense is called Nonsense. The goddamn podcast, you know what it's called, whatever it is. You're here, you're going to call. Welcome to Nonsense, called Nonsense, guys. How you doing? I'm Blake.

Speaker: Also known as the champ. You can call me Glick. You can call me champ. You can call me the great one. Just don't call me late for dinner. We got so far of the three stages that usually help make up the rest of the show. We got Jeffrey in here. Yeah, I'm here. I'm on time. What the fuck? Yeah, but your camera's all fucked up because all I can see is the white buildings behind you because you're all shadowed out.

Speaker: There he is. Welcome, sir. I was trying to be comfortable. We don't do comfort in here. We make it as uncomfortable as possible. I guess I can't lean back. Hey, Mr. Krista, how you doing, girl? I got me my nice little... I don't know if you can see that, but I got my nice little... Yeah, you sent me that last thing to get your little canopy and shit. Hell yeah, it's nice and comfy out here. I worked out here today because...

Speaker: I'm not sitting in my office all day. I get warm, boy. Shoot. I believe it. They probably get warm outside, too. What the hell are you talking about? Well, it's actually, like, what? 75?

Speaker: Yeah. So it's not that bad. But this keeps the shade, so I'm good. It's finally warmed up here a little bit. It was in the 60s here. It just popped in to say, hey, heading out for the... Hey, be careful. Have fun, girl. I appreciate you popping in for a minute. Are she going? Be safe out there. Oh. Ooh, shake the booty. Shake the booty. She'd rather go get her line dancing on. Hey, that's awesome. She goes out. Yeah, she goes out. My uncle...

Speaker: when I already knew it. He used to go to Vegas to go to the White Horse Saloon. He was on CMT like 50, 60 times, line dancing. I used to make fun of him and call him Kevin Bacon all the time, but that's OK. I was like, dude, you look like Kevin Bacon. He's like, shoot him. I was like, hey, that's a compliment. Kevin Bacon's awesome. Right. There we go. I figured I ought to lean back.

Speaker: All right, now we can see you. There you go. I put a light on me. But as I said, welcome to the show. The other two gentlemen will hopefully be joining us momentarily. Hey, there's a stranger. How are you doing, Jess? Yeah, I did right now. With my fingers today. Holy crap, it's been a crazy couple of days. This past week.

Speaker: If you guys aren't already, make sure you check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tiki Taki. Go get us a follow. Go give us a like. Give us a share. You guys can even share this podcast out while we're live. If you could be so kind, that'd be greatly appreciated. Heck yeah.

Speaker: Also, join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights right here on HAPS. You can join us in the chatters box and shoot the shit with us and watch us make assholes out of ourself in person. Join us. I know, I can't talk tonight, man. I was super busy before the show. Also, you can get every single episode of the podcast.

Speaker: On demand whenever you want to listen to it and however order you would like to listen to it Go ahead and do that I would strongly recommend listen to the Ryan Reynolds episode 14 and listen to the we put fun and funeral Episodes if you really want to don't listen to him on his way. Yes, he's Incapacitated we'll put that one that way thanks taking a shit

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Because I was good at all. Let's start sugarcoating. Mike said he's taking a poo -poo. And I was just like, whoa! Gross. Yeah. Don't need to picture that. So, but yeah, you can get every single episode of the podcast on Anchor, Spotify. We will play Apple Podcasts. Basically, anywhere and everywhere, you can get your little podcast and fixing and jollies from. You can get all that fun jazz right there.

Speaker: You can also because as you guys know it's become a fan favorite we do do the Starting five list and we've introduced the chatter's box when somebody doesn't completely drop a nuke on the chatter's box list But I don't worry I will fix it and I've already got an idea to make sure that we get the right champion out of it But with that being said

Speaker: Were you able to get into that link that I sent you? I haven't even had time to mess with it yet, to be honest with you. OK, that's fine. Basically, it's the Doc sheet. It's a free through Google thing. And I added our email on it so that you can actually sign into it and go straight to it. And I sent you the link so you can actually, if you see a misspelling or I'm crazy busy, I literally

Speaker: I worked all weekend and I did 12 hours for the past four days. As I was saying, if you want to get into the chatters box starting five, or if you want to email us, you want to be a guest on the show, we're always looking to get into the guest game. Or if you'd like to sponsor the show, we are always looking into the sponsor show, our sponsor idea. You can always email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com.

Speaker: And with that being said, speaking of our social media, I was hoping the other two guys were going to be here, but you know, they're not here. Uh, if you go to our Facebook or Instagram, our Facebook or our Instagram, and I believe it's up on Twitter. Maybe I didn't put it on Twitter yet, but if you go to the top, you'll notice a little link there. We officially have a merch store.

Speaker: Yes. It is up and running, fully able and willing to take all of your monies. Yes. I am working on a couple more designs. That's not everything that will go up there. But we do have some stuff up there. I do have a hoodie that I'm working on. I have a t -shirt that I'm working on. Jeff is kind of hoodie. I got a couple things. It's a little bit more extravagant than I want to do. So it'll probably only be a limited time thing. But we do have marshmallows. Yeah, I want to do limited runs.

Speaker: So you guys can definitely go check out the merch. If you want to buy something, buy something. That'd be greatly appreciated. But we are, that'll be ever changing. There will be new designs. We'll probably get away from, at some point we'll get away from the third party system. Have a tree merch. What is tree merch?

Speaker: not until later on when it comes down to free merch trust me I'm the king of free merch

Speaker: I designed that coffee mug and I'm still pissed that I don't have one yet. I'm like, I just can't afford to buy it. Once we get away from the third party and I have a direct contact and I can have stuff made to order, or I can have stuff in bulk if we have specific shirts or hoodies, then down the road maybe giveaways and that stuff. But right now, unfortunately now.

Speaker: I'm glad you could finally make it. I mean, this is only like the 4th or 5th episode that you've been late to. Did you wipe? Did you wash your hands? What's going on, wicked? Hey, you know... Did you wash your hands? Yes, I did wash my hands. I had a... See, it would have been better if you would have been better. If you would have been better, you would have been like, oh shit, jumped up and did it. That would have been funny.

Speaker: And then run away from the screen for a few seconds. I was waiting for you to do it. My hours have changed and I don't even get off till 3 this year. I gotta drive before I clap it at home. 3 .30. Sir, I literally just finished work five minutes ago.

Speaker: I've been working since 8 o 'clock every morning for the pet. I've been working 12 hour days just to get some help. I got home. I got home. Changed. Went to the gym. I had a couple other places I had to stop at. And I literally got home about 15 minutes before the show started. And I needed to change again and set up everything. But I somehow managed to be here on time. So all I'm hearing is a lot of bucket excuses.

Speaker: I had that the other day

Speaker: I was like, God damn, that's gonna happen to me. Ah, that shouldn't be coming out of there. I almost caught a fucking piece. I have interesting news. I have interest. Well, check this out, guys. Yeah, go ahead. Again, audio show, but let me show you guys something on video. So, as we know, I'm trying to lose weight. I've gone from drinking full flavored Budweiser to Mickey Ultras.

Speaker: Well, Bud Light just put out a new beer. It's called Bud Light Next. The can is actually pretty badass. That's kind of cool. It looks like a soda though, or like a, like a, like a, uh, like a Red Bull kind of thing. Well, yeah, it's a similar can. It's a 12 ounce slim can, but it's zero carbs, 80 calories.

Speaker: It says zero carbs, super crisp, light beer for you guys. Are you gonna fucking die it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to lose weight. It's the reason I'm going to the gym. Trying to get my mind and body right. What the fuck up? Jesus. Nobody can hear Michael. What, are you woke all of a sudden? No, I'm not woke. I just want to be in better shape. I want to look good for my woman and I want to be around for a long time. But this is the first one I've had. So I'm going to take a drink of it with you guys. Smells like beer.

Speaker: fuck does it smells like here it's like it doesn't smell i'm covid shit i think i live on it but it tastes like covid i think i can get used to it it's uh it's not mickey ultra and it's not budweiser and it's not bud like it's it's different

Speaker: Uh, I, I told the guys that I think it's going to, I like, I have a feeling cause I, of course I went to the speedway. You already know I went to my speedway and I know everybody out there. Mike is having all kinds of, Hey, take care Jess. Hopefully your daughter's okay. Yeah. Right back at you. You right, Betty. I'm going to have to get used to it, but, uh, it does take, it tastes like, um, one of those, uh,

Speaker: You know, some of that bottled water that just, I don't know, it tastes weird. I like an iron taste or something to it. That's what this tastes like. That's what I told the guy at the gas station. I was like, it's probably. From rusty pipes. Yeah, exactly. There we go. We got Mike moving. Can you hear me OK now? Yeah, now we can hear you. I don't know what happened, sir. It's the bad part. I wasn't even I wasn't even muted. I look because I have a bad habit of doing that.

Speaker: I don't have to worry about it. Yeah, exactly. That's what it is. 100 % of metallic cakes. It was funny that we were throws with a stupid, shitty grin on your face. It was like... Can we not talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and shitty eating? Can we talk about grins and

Speaker: Yeah, so it just a real quick in news because we don't really get to news very often. Right. So not only do we have the merchandise store, I'm also going to be opening a OnlyFans and I'm also going to start selling feet pics because apparently gas has decided to go to $4 a fucking gallon. Hey, welcome to my world, sir. It's been like that since like 2010.

Speaker: This morning when I went to work it was $4 .49. When I got home from work today it was $3 .69.

Speaker: No longer have mask mandates. Everybody can take the mask off. There's nothing to see over here. Don't look behind the curtains. You know what's funny? You know what's funny? Is as soon as the war... Are you bringing your run rules? As soon as the war shows up. That sounds awfully political. You have heard shit from Covert.

Speaker: Now I just said just real quick in the news it's not it's not political it's me bitching me trying to be a sensible human being and act like I got some brains in my head I buy a Chevy Cruze instead of a truck and now I might as well go have a goddamn truck for the price I'm paying in gas

Speaker: Oh, you got I thought you got like, uh, I thought you got that Prius thing. I was about to keep talking that dumb shit. You've been doing this show because I would honestly like the whole time I just call him gay for the guy in the last four or five episodes can't figure out what time we what time we start the show. I don't drive a Prius. I have a Chevy Cruze.

Speaker: And I happen to love my little sister. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say this, I'll lose assholes to have the reason.

Speaker: Well, I did see I did see yesterday when I was in the cab I saw a Prius hatchback and

Speaker: It actually looked kind of cool until I realized it was a Prius and then I threw up. I do drive a car because I don't need to drive a big fuck off truck as Jeff says to compensate for my small penis or the fact that I like to touch little boys.

Speaker: Brian. I already know he has a small penis. He doesn't even tell everybody. I have two cars. Neither one of them work, but I have two. And one of them, you can see behind me, is bright fucking pink. But that's your wife's car, so. Yeah, that's my wife's car. You'd think you'd have one of them running by now. You'd think if I actually had some time on my hands. What are you doing? He might win chimes alone.

Speaker: Says the guy who just put another job onto my plate for the pocket, as if I don't do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I want to clarify. I said, if you see an error, don't touch it unless you see an error. I don't see the errors. Because I said, don't touch it unless you see an error. Unless I'm busy, unless I'm so busy, like I have been this weekend, yes.

Speaker: box please chime in if you will uh the starting five list that Jeffrey puts up on social media how i might as well just he's gonna do it but i'm still gonna have to go through and fix it because how many arrows are there errors error error Kevin I'm missing some contestants

Speaker: Yeah, well, like I said, I... Oh, so you're gay, but you want to go full -by, Brian. What are you saying? He said he drives an F -150. I said, so you're gay, but you want to go full -by. Got it. I mean, Jeff, you messed up your own list. I know. I literally did it all in about five minutes at, like, three o 'clock in the morning. Yeah.

Speaker: It's been a hell of a week so far for me. I'm seriously far behind. Aw, your boyfriend. How about he loves the Ford F -150, doesn't he? Yep. Got that six foot bed, never has to be made. What'd that be instead? Let me see if I can find it real quick. Let me get on the right ticky -tocky here. Get on the right one over here. Wicked, I agree.

Speaker: That's a 99 Malibu behind me. Now I do tend to stray into the Japanese market.

Speaker: Dude I made the video it's on our tiktok page What

Speaker: She just bought her ticket to Europe. Oh, nice. She's on the 12th. You say speaks of OnlyFans? No, of travel plans. Oh, you said OnlyFans. I was like, wait, is she doing a European OnlyFans? What the hell are you talking about? No, because we're actually planning her trip tonight. We went and bought a world map. And we're kind of going to connect in dots and lines and figure out rail state, rail train.

Speaker: Schedules and all that fun stuff because she's starting in Amsterdam, which I thought was really cool There's Tony So with speaking of the speaking where we were just kind of chatting about the list for a minute As far as the chatters box goes this list or this week There he is

Speaker: I will tell you like I told Michael I'm not here for the excuses get a new hat for you tell

Speaker: Here's the funny thing keep it up. They'll be our Confederate flag behind me next show Here's the funny thing Tony you just mentioned CP time I've been watching that show the neighborhood I can't be saying this motherfuckers

Speaker: And they said, dude, they're at a party, and the white guy's like, where's everybody at? She's like, it's CP time. And then later on in the party, he's like, CP time on the mic. And everybody just kind of looks at him. I literally sat there the whole episode going, CP time, CP time. I had to look it up. And when I looked it up, I almost died laughing. But what I was saying, since somebody royally

Speaker: The guy who does the chatter's box list and puts it on social media.

Speaker: Again, again. Yeah, I believe you. What is it? What is this? Is this a nonsensical nonsense excuse hour? Everybody's going to have their excuses for everything. Let me explain something. I'm the only one coming in here. I'm the only fucking right spot. You're the only one that has no life.

Speaker: I have no I have no life because the 40 hours I put in at my day job the 60 hours a week that I put into this fucking podcast and then try to find time to

Speaker: It means six hours working, two hours sleeping. It's two and a half hours of sleeping. There you go, baby. Very good, very good. I get the extra half hour because they don't pay me, so I pay my half hour. She said, do you need some aloe? You need some aloe. Boom, because you got burnt, son.

Speaker: I can't have a life. I'm too busy. I can hear these guys busy. Tony don't quit his damn job. Apparently, you don't know his new job is living on Haps. I don't know what to help. First of all, based on a new regulation that went across the world.

Speaker: we have no more mass mandates god bless them we already brought that up i know i'm hoping it i'm hoping it hits the college so i can stop wearing a mask and i can get this stupid ass curve out of my beard that i have to fight with and i'm straightening it because it just like dips right underneath my chin and then comes out so thank you for the follow a quick question folks uh especially for the chatters box who's who's in texas

Speaker: Yeah, ask that question. My apologies on that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Here's the thing. My wife's friend is needing a place to stay for a week or two. She has just lost her job and subsequently losing her apartment. What part of Texas? In the Dallas area.

Speaker: I don't have nobody in Dallas anymore.

Speaker: That's a tough situation, too. I kind of hate it. There's not much we can do, but that's all the more reason for them not to let her stay at the house. She's actually a super nice girl. And if I do say so, she's really good looking.

Speaker: I mean, anybody that's standing there. There it is. Like, your clout goes way up. Let me tell you, boys. Your ass. You are an ass. No, no, no, no. Glick. Glick is an ass. There it is. You know damn well. You know damn well coming from Jeff. If that bitch, if she was ugly, he wouldn't have said nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no. He wouldn't have said nothing about it. He'd have been like, you can live on the street. Not even go home. You can live on the street. Not even go home. You can sleep in my Malibu. I was not going to bring it up. I wasn't going to bring it up. With your ugly ass. Except for my wife reminded me today, and I said Tony a message. Who do you know in the Dallas area?

Speaker: Um, because the original plan was for her to go to my parents in Florida, but that's a little far for her to get to. Yeah. Well, there you go. Maybe somebody can reach out. I hope so. If you guys want to reach out, if you want to reach out and try to help her, that's, that's a, that's a.

Speaker: Random request and especially in today's day and age whether you want to stay with strangers or you want strangers staying at your house Yeah, that's what you can always email us at nonsense podcast at gmail .com and Let us know that way but what I was trying to say about the chatters box list. I Don't know what the hell you you you left people off it was all crazy So what I'm gonna do What I want to do is

Speaker: I want to get the list remade with everybody included on it. Repost it. We'll leave it up until Saturday. That sounds good. Saturday will announce the winner of the chatters box, and then they can still get in on this week's list as well. So I was just going to. He froze. Chris froze.

Speaker: I don't know if he froze or he was reading something. Give him a minute. No, he's froze. Yeah, give him a minute. If it dropped, he'll jump back up. Yeah. Yeah, I think he dropped.

Speaker: I see you Cam, what's going on? I told, I had a few, I had a few points, but I had a few people come to me and ask about the chatters box. I told them, look, what's probably going to happen is we're going to hold it over until Saturday. Yeah, it all came down to, I got overly busy. I said, you know, the beef fair.

Speaker: This is tax season and Jeff does work with the IRS. Yeah, exactly. So he is losing the business. Oh, you're an IRS Jeff. That's what you do. Yeah, I work. I work with the IRS. Yeah, you're going to be busy till June. I do. I do ERC tax credits and it's it's crazy for me right now. This time of year is like my yeah, this is your bread and butter bowl. This is your bowl and my well, I have this program that we're working goes until 2025. So I'm

Speaker: For the next couple of years, I'm... That's good, though. Oh, no, it's great. There he goes. You're back, sir. That's good, though. Oh, no, it's great. There he goes. You're back, sir. That's good, though. No, it's me. No, it's me. Working through the technical difficulties. I had the show pulled up on my phone, trying to see when... That's why I put, if there's any complaints,

Speaker: Just remember, I do work with the IRS and enjoy your audit. I need you to hook mine up. Yeah, well, I ain't that enclosed. He doesn't work for the IRS. I sell a marketing company that cold calls people and bothers them about their taxes. He doesn't work for the IRS. Calm down, Joe. I work for a company called... That's like OSU.

Speaker: go ahead that's like my job title is facilities what is it department of facilities operation department something blah blah blah zone maintenance technician i'm a freaking maintenance man calm down no here here's the thing i actually i give you a quick breakdown on what exactly i do

Speaker: is I work for a company called LG Resources and we are doing, we're running the program for the ERC employee retention credit, tax credit. So basically, if you own a business in 2020 and 2021, and it was affected by the pandemic, you have money coming to you. And depending on how many employees and there's a whole bunch of stipulations and stuff, but I have 200 clients that I need to contact every single day.

Speaker: every day daily daily and those numbers change my lowest my lowest day is about 160 don't I'm gonna say that for later but that's good all over the US all over the US I deal with

Speaker: My Zoom phone looks, that's why I went and bought my phone. My Zoom is connected to my phone, my cell phone. So that can ring at any time as well.

Speaker: Absolutely. Because I'm literally giving away money in the form of multi -million dollars. You know, you remember Ellis from Die Hard? The guy gets shot. Yeah. He says he's like a million dollar deal. Yeah. He says I do million dollar deals for breakfast. I am Ellis of 2022. No, I believe you on that. Even when I have to do a daily gallee. Yeah. They should be getting back to me. Cameron, we haven't announced the winner yet.

Speaker: Uh, Vicki are wicked. Um, I have the votes, but yeah, if you want to go ahead and re vote, that's fine. Uh, for the chatter's box list, our list, our list was good and the votes are, the votes are in and calculated for our list.

Speaker: But yeah as far as the chatter's box I have the votes, but I mean you probably just re -vote and make it that much easier I think you're a bitch by default I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the Yugoslavian

Speaker: to the same list so you guys can all make corrections and updates and if I'm super busy one day and I can't get to the chatters box one, then you guys can pick one. I'm gonna do you a solid. When we do the show on Saturdays, instead of writing it down, have your computer pulled up so you can type it up right there.

Speaker: I did that in the process. He did that. And that's where everything was all because he was trying to keep up with everybody. That's why I write everything down. Because I can't keep up with you guys. I'm not. And a lot of times, I try to make sure that I can spell it out to you when I tell you. No, we're declaring our champ tonight. The chatter's box, we're not declaring. Like I said, I use sheets. Google sheets. So, I want to connect you all so you guys can type yours in while we're on the show.

Speaker: and it's all connected as one. You can type mine in. I'll work with that shoe. I'll work with you on that side. I'll send you a link and you can, you'll see what I mean. Cause I got to get my computer game up. I'm getting older. I got to admit that I got to get my computer. You have a job, Cameron.

Speaker: You got a job, Cameron. You ain't doing it. We ain't famous yet. Damn, dude. Yeah. I actually have 13 people doing my job for me. Alex, hang out in here until we announce this week's list. And if you want to submit your own list, send it to the Gmail at Nonsense School Nonsense Podcast when we announce the starting five. And then we usually take four to maybe six, just depending on what we're doing. But apparently, Jeff over here is now

Speaker: handing out his one and only responsibility. No, that's not true. He's, he's, he's outsourcing it and micromanaging it. I'm not touching it. I'm not touching it. I'm just going to sit here and criticize you and make fun of you. That's fine. Fucking it up and then I'll have to put your fire out. Yeah, Mike, you're glitching. Mike, you're glitching, bro. What do you mean? Y 'all knock out a little bit. I got pressure light in the back. Refresh your mic. Yeah. I'm going to refresh your camera and everything.

Speaker: Well, Cameron, I didn't know if you were ready or not, so that's why I haven't said anything to you. Michael Fisher fucked his crew. Yeah, exactly. This is what's going on. I overhear micro managing and outsourcing his jobs. You know where he's outsourcing his job to America. At least we can give him that. On a normal day, I can keep up. On a normal week, I can keep up. This week is crazy for me.

Speaker: This time of year, the first six months of the year is tough. I do understand that. Yeah, message me, Cameron, because it's not that hard. Because I do want to get into the guest game, but that's going to have to be a Monday night show where we do guest because we're not all here. That makes sense. And you know what? Monday's show? That was a good podcast, boys.

Speaker: It's a humble brag. It's a humble brag. You know, I don't, I don't, you know, sometimes I gotta, I gotta boost my own ego. I don't do it very often, you know, I put myself, I put you guys ahead of me all the time. You do, you do. Big ups to wild, wild Florida mama Jessica, Brian's in the house, wicked Italian eyes, Betty's here.

Speaker: Any podcast I'm in is a good podcast, I'm just saying.

Speaker: Um, since we're all here glitching, let's go in and announce the winner because pretty soon somebody's going to glitch. So they'll probably glitch right in the middle of it. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. My internet. I meant to, I meant, that's one thing I did forget to do. I was going to restart my router. Remember you drive a four day one 50 and we already played the audio. Do we need to play it again?

Speaker: Tony wasn't here for it, shall we play it again? I got the new audio for it. Driving a Ford F -150, something fucking wrong with it. Have you ever wanted to just fuck a mood? Have you ever been to meet my wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F -250.

Speaker: Some people with trucks overcompensate.

Speaker: Trust me, I believe that old Chevy years can haul some heifers, especially when you're down to VFW there Alex.

Speaker: Hey, I'm not trying to look tough. The last thing I'm trying to do is look tough in my Chevy Cruze. There's nothing tough about me driving my Chevy Cruze. Getting in and out of that bad boy is tough enough for him. It's like, it's like getting in a cop car. I swear to God, every time I get into that thing, I got to put one leg in. I'm like, watch your head, dipshit. Watch your head.

Speaker: Everybody makes fun of me because I'm really short. However, there's not a vehicle I can't get in

Speaker: I had a buddy of mine back in the day. He was six foot six. He used to make fun of me all the time.

Speaker: because he was I was so short and so tall and then he bought a convertible and the top of the windshield was right here and I laughed my ass off because he could not see unless he looked over the windshield or scoots down but I will

Speaker: I've never been arrested in a cop car as I told you the other night. I'm from a small town and we knew all the cops and not only would they go get my drunk ass McDonald's but sometimes they would take me to get McDonald's. I dated the chief of police in Goddard and he used to let me drive the cop car every once in a while.

Speaker: I have never been in my life been in a cop car in handcuffs.

Speaker: I would wager a bet that I've been in the back of more police cars than in all three of you combined. You're right. I've only been in the back of one once. I've driven a cop car many times though. I've been arrested nine times. Stealing peppermints? What? You've been arrested nine times? How have you been arrested so many times and I've never been arrested? When I was 14, I got arrested for being eaten. Word.

Speaker: I'm also an asshole if you could pull me over

Speaker: Um, but yeah, I mean, like I said, being from a small town, there was other times where like, I had to take my truck to the shop and nobody was, everybody was at work and I would just call down the police station because like half the police station I grew up with, like half the police station I grew up with and the other half my, my family, my parents and my aunt and uncles grew up with. So I would go, Hey guys, can I get a lift back to my apartment? And they'd come and get me.

Speaker: The shop that my truck was at or whatever was in town so they would swing by and go back to the apartment. That's some beauty of a small town. I mean, I tell everybody here, you know, I'm in a town in Cancun, which is just like eight million people or some shit like that, six million people. Yeah. But like, I grew up in a town of 2 ,000 people where you can't take a shit without everybody telling what color. That's my apartment building in New York. Get to the point. I was a big city compared to where I grew up at. Exactly.

Speaker: Was it really? Well, yeah, man, that makes Phil Belford area. Clear Fork area was pretty, compared to East Knox area, it was all just cornfield. Yeah, exactly. Well, like my closest neighbor was a mile and a half. Yeah, that was mine. My closest neighbor.

Speaker: Which is why all the bonfires and parties were at my house. Which explains why I got arrested nine times. I think Tony nailed it on the head. It was a rival of the fittest and you were the shortest and the slowest.

Speaker: Well, but I also always had. What's going on, Sadie? You know, that reminds me of a joke about two men running away from the bear and one guy had pike boots. The other guy threw off his pike boots and put on his shoes. It worked. He says, well, what do you do? And he said, I'm wearing it faster than you. And he ran off. I didn't let the cops catch me. Oh, Cameron. I didn't let the cops catch me. When they came, I was the fastest one out of everybody. I got arrested once for back racing the Sheriff down Main Street. So you did shit to get caught. Oh, shit. Way to go.

Speaker: Well, I was dating the sheriff's daughter. His wife, his daughter was in my car. He was looking for your ass. He pulled up next to me. Like I said, you did shit in your car. And I gave him shit because he's driving to Crown Victoria, and I'm driving to Chevy. And I was like, I could beat that fucking Vic, please. And, you know, next thing you know, we're doing, and then he arrested me. And now we know who I yo -ass that arrested. Yeah, way to go slap nuts. No, but he and I both got in trouble because as we passed the quarter mile mark,

Speaker: the mayor was standing on the corner. And she waved at both of us and told us to get our asses in her office. Y 'all do shit to get caught on purpose. I rest my case.

Speaker: I'm white, I'm allowed to. See, if people like you, they're just white. Oh my god. Somebody cancels you up. It's white privilege right there, boy. Are you serious? It's white privilege. Tony. You stopped. We can't. Tony, tell me what I did. Put him in time out. Put him out for us, man.

Speaker: I want to finish the conversation. Bring him back up. Bring him back. I want to finish the conversation. What I'm saying is, no, no, I stopped because I didn't put me on time out. Let me ask this question. In all seriousness, Tony, if what I did by racing the Chief of Police down Main Street at noon on a Wednesday, as a black man, could you have gotten away with it? In a black city.

Speaker: in a small town of the only white people town in the entire United States. I'll be honest with you, I lived in a city that was primarily black. For those of you that don't know, I used to live in Tuskegee, Alabama. If you have never heard of Tuskegee, Alabama, I lived in Tuskegee, Alabama. I knew a bunch of the cops.

Speaker: I couldn't have done what you've done. They would have took me in on purpose because we all know better. We teach each other. That's why I got arrested. So I got that part, which is still fucking crazy because I'm not racing down Main Street noon on a Wednesday when people are going to lunch breaks. You have become a danger to the environment with your reckless ass.

Speaker: I have done a lot of I've done a lot of silly shit like where where I grew up at. Yeah, where I grew up at and stuff like that. And the cops never wrote, but we never did anything out. Well, I guess the biggest thing that we did that was illegal was underage drinking. Yeah, we did a lot. And nine times out of what you're doing at and nine times. I'm not underage.

Speaker: Well, when you were on days to drink. Yeah. But nine times out of 10, the cops would show up, make sure everybody was cool, make sure nobody was driving, and they would take our keys. And they said, we'll bring them back tomorrow morning. Yeah. And none of us went anywhere. And it's the reason why at 2 o 'clock in the morning, the police station got a phone call from my drunk ass saying, I'm hungry as hell. And the only thing that's open is McDonald's. Can you hook me up? Well, no, man, that's the same reason. That's the same reason. The parties were at my house because

Speaker: uh farmland is technically private property so under a drinking is allowed on private property it's not allowed on private property well not allowed but it's it's it was what's it what's called we were drinking right in the middle of town

Speaker: We were all 18, 19, 20. We were drinking right in the middle of fucking that. We were drinking a block from the square. A block and a half from the fire department. I'm talking about 15, 16, 17. When I broke my ankle on my 21st birthday. Did you see some cracker friends? He was not talking about Jeff. I think. Yeah. Already there. Yeah, well, I. Was not talking about Jeff. When Cat Williams said, did you see some cracker friends? He was really just talking about you. He was just white friends. That ain't me.

Speaker: But excuse me. Yeah, excuse me. I would definitely be like, what the fuck did he do? Murder? He didn't murder no one. Mere, dad. That would be like, well, is he hot? Yes, Sadie. Sadie, you see what I've been doing on half now, right, Sadie? You see what I've been doing on half. This is one of two broadcasts that you come on that isn't full of drama.

Speaker: This week, fuck y 'all. Every week. Yeah. It's still early. Yeah. No, I got some act jokes. I got some white jokes. I'll put both of you motherfuckers in timeout until you learn to behave. Let's see how long last week we canceled, Tony. Let's go. One, two, three.

Speaker: I just got here. Tony in that corner, Jeff in that corner, Carl up here. Cancel! I just got here to go. Just get one of those stamps that goes across the street. Cancel. Cancel. I swear to God, Jeff's been just trying to get himself canceled the last few episodes. I'm checking my email as we talk. I'm checking my email as we talk, waiting for it to pop up.

Speaker: Last week Jeff over here dropping the in bomb like like like it's a normal daily. It's so casual. He didn't even care I can put whoever I want in timeout and Then I was instantly checked by Tony and I apologized right away

Speaker: I guess Tony was like, hey, I was like, oop, sorry. I didn't even say. Tony and I were both like, hey, hey. No, but it's one of those things, it's like, certain things, you can't do that line without saying it. Because it's just not as funny. When I listened to the replay, I was driving and I knew it was coming. I was just like, oh god, I just drove my car off the side of the bridge. It is now.

Speaker: My wifey was like, seriously, did you do that? I was like, yep. As I have been told lately, and I was telling Jodi this afternoon on the way home when we were talking,

Speaker: I have recently got this new thing installed that I've never had in my life. It's called a filter. Now Brian called me out on it and said that my filter is more like Swiss cheese because it has holes. But Tony has given me props in a couple of lives because outside of the podcast where I go to say something and I stop.

Speaker: No, see, here's the thing. I use my filter. And I see the look on Jodi's face. She's like, yep. I use my filter from 8 o 'clock until 7 o 'clock every day, so. Hold you. Stay out of my holes, Alex.

Speaker: We already had this conversation when I met you. I literally talked to so many people a day and I have to be professional. We can cuddle, but you stay out of my holes. I have to be professional all day long. So this is my time to shine. Yes. Yes. Your holes are my holes now. Damn. We went out drinking one time and now all of a sudden they're here. The one and only time I've ever really met anybody off of TikTok was Buckeye and another guy.

Speaker: And I was like, Oh, I'm only going to come over and have a couple of drinks. Cause they were out front and they had a sign, you honk, we drink. And it was podcast day. So I was like, I'm only going to, I'm ever have a couple of beers. I gotta do the podcast tonight. Podcasts are supposed to start at eight at seven 45. We doing this and he's like, Nope, I'm drunk.

Speaker: I'm drunk. I'm drunk and headed to Buckeye Lake with my new best friends. Hell no. It was like four or five of us guys, man. We went out. We had an absolute blast that night. But that was like really early on. Yeah, that was early. That was like before episode 10. It was last summer. Oh, Jesus. Long time. But Buckeye and I, Buckeye and I became.

Speaker: Don't have no choice just so you know smoke told me to tell all the y 'all what's up? Oh, what's day? Make sure you tell him I said what's up, man? Absolutely. Can you make a new account and come back up in here? I Don't know I'm gonna just say that I Did sleep in my car actually that night I

Speaker: I knew you would. Yeah, make fun of my Chevy Cruze, but my big ass slept comfortably in that Chevy Cruze. I went outside to take a piss, and I was like, oh, I need cigarettes. And I had a pack of cigarettes in my car, and I went over there, and I sat down. And then the next thing I know, I was opening my eyes, and the sun was out, and I was just like.

Speaker: You're licking your hand, taking a piss. Your pant leg was all wet and stinking and shit. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, I went out there, got a pack of cigarettes, took a piss. I'd taken a couple beers with me. Apparently I drank those two beers. And then I woke up the next morning, the sun was shining, and I just dipped out. I didn't say hi, bye, kiss my ass, because I woke up hungry as shit. So I drove my happy ass home, went to McDonald's, got everything on their breakfast menu, and came home and ate like a king.

Speaker: I bet you did. All these restaurants are killing me. I'm trying to order something. Yeah. But being that - Yeah, I'm about to be doing the same thing. Thank you, wicked. Being that it's Ash Wednesday, everything you want to see - Well, we will. ... started to get delivered. Yeah. We will do it. We will do it in this - When we come back from break - Oh, I love the Catholic holidays. I love the Catholic holidays because - We'll do the first thing we do when we come back from break, Cameron. Thank you so cheap. Sorry, guys. Thank you so cheap. That's the best part, because nobody else is selling it.

Speaker: thank you wicked we appreciate that thank you for that i remember i remember i was uh i went i went to lunch with uh you know people from park and we went uh i love my little car man you can make fun of it very clean and it was very late it was there and it was friday and stuff and there was this

Speaker: this kid that was taking her order and I was with a bunch of Catholics and they all ordered fish and they were like and he just assumed I wanted a fish sandwich too and I was like I'll take a I'll take a cheeseburger and he was like he looked at me because I don't know if you all know but the Midwest very Catholic

Speaker: And he looked at me and was like, you're getting a cheeseburger on a Friday? And I was like, yes, because my cheese is allowed just to eat all the food we want. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Take your shit and make me my cheeseburger. I'm carrying a fucking cheeseburger. I ain't schooled either. I'm good at it.

Speaker: I'm going to be a. You know, you celebrate the religion, your religion. You know, Glick is a pagan and Jeff is looking. I respect that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Speaker: I am. I'm sorry. Look, it's North. And Jeff is cracker. Oh, you're just gonna break the rules. Now you can go time out. Everybody's going to time out except me. Unbelievable. No, but, uh, I was going to say something. I forget. I totally forgot. I totally lost my train of thought. Thank you. We can appreciate all the hearts and the one heart, the heart bombs and the love burst and all that stuff. We appreciate that stuff.

Speaker: Greatly appreciate it. I'm a New York Catholic. Period. Oh, that's what I was going to say. Yes. Shout out again to speaking of shout outs. Shout out to Twitter, man. Because Twitter is always on it when we're live. Hitting the retweets, hitting the shares, hitting the hearts, hitting the follows. That's awesome. My phone's blowing up here on Twitter. Yeah. Hey, Cameron. I'm OK with that, though. Am I on Twitter with y 'all? We're definitely getting you. Yeah, Tony, you and I are on Twitter together. We're friends.

Speaker: I only use the nonsensical nonsense Twitter just so I have another he's allowed he's allowed to use the nonsensical nonsense Twitter for the time. It's the safest one because there's nothing political on there because I'll go off on a fucking rant for three days. Because he knows I'll yell at him. And I have an argument that's pending for like months now. Who? Wow. That's pretty bad. You have to book arguments.

Speaker: Look, we're going to discuss abortion. Dude, I went to Jeff's Twitter. I went to Jeff's Twitter. You asshole. I went to Jeff's Twitter page one day. Early on in the podcast, I got a notification that Jeff was tweeting. This motherfucker sent out 25 anti -left tweets in like 10 minutes. And I was like, dude, if you ever do that on our nonsensical nonsense Twitter, I will come to Cancun and I will fight you. Tony, are you pantless?

Speaker: No, I got pants on, jackass. Stop being a pervert about my personess. I'm just asking, because all of a sudden, you move, and all we see are bare legs. I've seen three or four legs. Jesus Christ. You're right. You're right. Long as you know.

Speaker: Go ahead, go ahead and get his holes, Buckeye. If you speak Spanish and pretend to be Latino, you can get all his holes. And call and change your name from Buckeye to Machichi. Thank you, Cameron.

Speaker: Everybody's leaving and just the only one coming

Speaker: It's a nickname. They call me Gringo down here. It's okay. I appreciate it, Licky. They said it means wife end. Well, we all appreciate it, not just me. They call you Peach American, so it's okay. Oh. What's that? It's not like it turns him on. Look at his eyes. What the fuck? No, that's what they call you, Michael. Yeah, I know. What's that mean? Oh, no. They don't call me that. Peach American is fucking faggot. I know, but Peach American in Spanish is.

Speaker: And that's why we're Jeffrey. American. He's a mystical. He doesn't care. That's like when you're drunk and you don't care. Now you know how we feel. Yeah, but you keep letting me you keep letting me in when I'm drunk, so.

Speaker: That's on you, Tony. I find it to be folly. Tony's like, eh, it's 1 .30, 2 o 'clock in the morning. Listen, by clicking, he's getting drunk. So you're not going to cuss me out on me not what it means.

Speaker: Well, with all that being said, why don't we take a real quick break? Because my buddy Mark from work says I snuck into your podcast for a second and it looks like I needed an early beard to fit in.

Speaker: Tony Tony is fitting Tony is fitting into two Democrat Demographs for us that make us that make us all exclusive We got a black man and he's bald and he has no beard. So we are Jeff is Jeff is a little person and then I'm me I'm good

Speaker: So we, we're, we're, we've reached all those, all those different demographics and everything like that. We're the focus podcast there's ever been.

Speaker: Wow, that's a stretch. There it was. I'm just saying. Wow, that's... Sometimes Tony, sometimes Tony, you gotta stretch. That's gonna be fucking thin. Michael Knighton's kit. This shit's taller than this shirt that I'm wearing, okay? Inclusive, exclusive, whatever. It's all the damn same. Tomato, tomato. Who the hell are you to crack my grammar?

Speaker: English teacher. I've gone out with this guy in person. Trust me, he has no business cranking anybody's grammar. I see his, I'm in a Snapchat group with him. Trust me. I believe it. Damn, I don't want to. Yeah, let's go ahead and break. Let's go ahead and take a real quick break. When we come back from break, the natives are getting a little restless. They want to hear who the champion is.

Speaker: They want to know. They want to know, man. They want to see. They want to see. Quick, put the belt back on. So Tony, he was close, but not cigar once again. Again. I don't know. I don't know. We'll have to wait and see. I think these things might be. I tried to take a dive this week. I had a lousy list.

Speaker: No, you didn't. Your list was good. You actually are pretty proud. You speak good to the dickhole. I'm even proud of Jeff's list, because Jeff's list was super good. Everybody did that. Everybody did all right. Everybody had good lists. It seemed like Chris's list was a little bit like trying to play the game a little bit.

Speaker: a little lackluster, a little didn't have the same pizzazz that it normally has. No, it was good. I had a little fun when we did our wedding. I'll see your Woody and raise you a scoop. Hey, we bought Woody out of this, pal. Go to commercial, goddamn it. We're going to break. We'll be right back and join Black Top Mojo.

Speaker: We're gonna take a real quick break, guys. Got a little blacktop mojo for you if you guys haven't already. God, you motherfuckers, let me do it again. You totally let me forget. At the beginning of the show, the intro to the show, and I'm gonna say this at the end, thank you to Rocklee of EDM Combat, Rocky.

Speaker: wrote and performed our intro song which is badass so go check out Rocky on EDM combat basically anywhere I think he's on all social media EDM combat he's on tiktok at Rock Lee and he's an awesome musician artist but speaking of awesome musicians we're gonna break with a little blacktop mojo if you guys don't know who they are

Speaker: Go check them out, look them up on all platforms there, on every social media, everywhere you stream music. Give them some love and let them know that we sent you. We'll be right back here in about, oh, four minutes. I gotta go fry some chicken and all that jazz. I guess if I'd actually turn my...

Speaker: I didn't I didn't burn the chicken. I burned the damn. I didn't burn anything. I just caught the house on fire when I was frying uh uh when I was making french fries. I'm gonna go take a piss AKA fried chicken. Gotcha. Here we go. Now, we're

Speaker: When will have you gone to hide this time? When will you face me for your crimes? You have always been concealed by your lies.

Speaker: Now while you hide behind me Six feet thick They can't protect you with death I will see you again And I will come to collect When I cross the river

Speaker: Let's speak from the flame You think you're safe in the ground Deep down in the grave You think that you'll get your ass Not if I've gotta say I'll come to you and you'll stay And take you away Oh, take my advice

Speaker: There's nowhere to hide from the thunder. They can't protect you with death. I will see you again. And I will come to connect when I come.

Speaker: Wait for it.

Speaker: Why take my advice?

Speaker: There's nowhere to hide From the thunder They can't protect you with death I will see you again And now we'll come to collect We'll cross the river We'll cross the river

Speaker: Hell yeah. Had to get my belt since we're coming back and announcing the winner. Well, Blacktop Mojo for you guys. If you enjoyed that song, Deb, that is Blacktop Mojo. What's the name of that song again? The River. That was a good song. You can get Blacktop Mojo on YouTube, Spotify, anywhere you stream music. Plus they're on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. So go give them a listen. Go give them a like. They're an amazing band. Not only are they a kick -ass band, but they are some of the nicest guys in the world.

Speaker: With the few interactions. I don't want to say like I talk to them all the time We're best friends, but I have had quite a few interactions with them. I've chit -chatted with them from time to time and absolutely There's a thing on Facebook it's like shout out your favorite band and see if they'll get back to you and If somebody puts blacked out mojo BAM. They're on it, man. Hey, what's up, dude? Holy shit. They are on it

Speaker: And I just posted I just posted one of my old videos that I did a couple years ago back on our on our nonsensical nonsense page today Or one of their songs but welcome back nonsensical nonsense everybody

Speaker: What's that like? I did their My Girl. I did a three -part video. I did the entire song. And they liked every single. They watched all three of them within 24 hours of me posting it. So they're right on it. But welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the first hour. We were everywhere.

Speaker: Alex, damn, I thought that was a green screen behind Jim. No, that's just actual driveway. Thank you, Cameron. Thank you, Cameron. I do got the bell because I'm the current reigning and defending champion. And Michael, as per requested. Yes. There you go. I got to get it. Here we go. You know, I would actually pay to watch you walk around town like that.

Speaker: Wait till I get my shirt because we have the official G. We have the official. We have the official G .W .O. shirt on our merchandise store. Yes. And as I said, you are no words. Yeah, there are no words. That's something. I can think of one word. Shame. Shame. Oops, I didn't tag myself. I can't tag myself. Man's worst wrestler was. Yeah, right.

Speaker: But anyways Thank you guys for hanging out with us tonight. Hopefully you enjoyed the first hour We were kind of everywhere in the first hour. So it generally happens in the first hour we come in here We're all excited to basically the first hour is four

Speaker: Yeah, we get in here, we haven't got to talk to each other in a couple days, you know, we just come in here, we hang out, shoot the shit in the first hour. That's why we kinda, at the end of the day, we kinda phase news out, unless a story pops up and really strikes my fancy. Maybe I'll start putting news on the Monday show or something like that, and we'll just do news on Monday. But, if you guys are not already, feel free to check us out on all social media, at Nonsense for Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Go give us a follow, go give us a share,

Speaker: Let people know about it. You can also share not only the social media, but you can share out the lives. You can share out the podcast that you can listen to on demand on Anchors, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast, all that stuff. Yes, it is on Grindr. Michael runs the Grindr account. That's how he met his new boyfriend Snickers.

Speaker: What the hell is that milk dud doing? He's chasing mochi cheese around. That's what he's doing. What are they bringing back here? Hey, come back here, Holmes. Come back here, Izzy. Come here. How do you say, come here? How do you say, come here, in Spanish? Or as fluffy says, mere. Mere. Mere. Mere.

Speaker: But you can also join us live. No, there was this for Jeff. There was sign language that was taught to me in quick. Was it this? Saturday. And it goes something like this. It's not waffles. Fuck you. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I forgot what that meant. Yeah.

Speaker: Wow. Wow. So it's 1993 up here? And while you're sitting there, while you're sitting here, you can go and do this. 1993 called Mike, and they want their phrase back.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. First of all, Jeffrey, you know I love to use the word twat. Second of all, twatwaffle was my second favorite word outside of twat. That's your nickname. I was thinking. Chris's nickname is twatwaffle. But you guys, as I was trying to say, you guys can join us live right here every Monday and Wednesday night at 6 PM Eastern time and Saturday night at 8.

Speaker: Yeah, 8 p .m. Eastern time. Here on HAPS, download the app if you haven't already. It's a free app and give nonsensical nonsense a follow. If I can get through this and these assholes will shut the fuck up. God damn! God damn! But then you can also email us if you'd like. If you'd like to submit your own top five starting five list, Mike put himself in timeout. You can do that by emailing us at

Speaker: The email Tony, what's the email? It is nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com somebody anybody. Thank you, Tony Smith. Appreciate the heart. Good lord. I'll be right back, boy. Coke bottle. Is it fucking Wednesday or Saturday? What the hell? I respect the self -aware time. I know, right?

Speaker: You know they're wrong with being self -aware. I don't know what I need to be sat down. Yeah. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Everybody who's dropped the hearts and the heart bombs and the appreciation and all that, we appreciate that. That means a lot to us, guys, because it does put a little bit of money in our pocket. Well, not in our pocket, but it's going to go back into the podcast for the time being.

Speaker: So for $10 a month, you can help us subscribe to a YouTube premium where we don't have to deal with ads and you have to listen to me curse YouTube out every episode. So with that being said, Jeffrey, are you good? Tony, are you good? Michael, are you good?

Speaker: But there's a lot of things that is gonna go back into as far as as far as financially There's a lot of things that's gonna go into the podcast You know stuff that we talk about it outside of the show And talking to himself because nobody can hear Tony And nobody can read his lips

Speaker: The Tony acts like this is the first time he's ever been on here motherfuckers chugging a two -liter cook goddamn Jeff No, no as I was saying oh, no, you ain't doing that on my pocket. You ain't doing that on my broadcast is unacceptable, sir I Learn from the list get at least at least get above a four if you're gonna do it

Speaker: I'll remember next time. Okay, thank you, sir. All donations. What's going on, Jeff? We are here to help the podcast grow. As far as me personally, I'll take all donations for food. You don't have to send me no more than $5 a piece. I will bless you. I will behave worse than I am right now. Trust me, when I'm full, I'm better.

Speaker: You guys can send donations for which truck funding gas funds. Just for $50 an episode, $50 an episode will help me get my truck and put gas in my truck. So these guys will stop making fun of me for driving a Chevy Cru. I don't make fun of you. Ashley, you know what? With gas for half a dollar. That's what's up. That's my homie right there. What's going on, buddy? You go ahead, sir. Go ahead. And I'm going to be meeting you.

Speaker: You're done being mean to me? And he is my daddy. Okay. Yeah. If your dad, if your dad's mean to me, you got to put him in his place. Okay. He is not mean. Sometimes he is. He's made me cry. He made me cry twice. He wanted me to. That's your boy. He's got little man has got his dad's back. I love that.

Speaker: But let's let's uh Let's jump into the uh, you know what the people want. The people are the people The natives are getting restless. They want to hear who won. They want to they want to know what the new list is So let's go ahead and satisfy their their urges Buckeye wants a bald black man to hype him up every day for work Go to jail Buckeye can't even get a father's day from his kids. Well, that's because your kids are

Speaker: I'm going to go get a Honda hybrid and sit back. I'm going to go get I'm going to go get the new Ford Mustang electric SUV. I want to stop making fun of you.

Speaker: That's what I want. First of all, Jeffrey, we've known each other for 25 years. When have we ever stopped making fun of each other? That is a good point. No, but your status will go from, you'll have to identify something else. You've already hit the lowest status that you can hit in my life and that's your ex -wife.

Speaker: But I still tell you I love you every day. That's true. I'm just saying, if you start driving the e -mustang, you have to change your status from male to... I can't even afford the e -mustang. I can't even afford to look at one on the lot.

Speaker: I feel the same thing about the new Blazer. I love the new Blazer, but I can't look at them because it hurts me. No, I think I want to Chevy Traverse. I wanted one when I bought my cruise. So I think when I trade that in this year, maybe next year, I don't know. I'm going to get a Traverse. That's the one with the new really thin headlights. Just Google the Traverse. You'll like the Traverse. They're nice. I'll like the Traverse. It's a mid -sized SUV.

Speaker: Oh, OK. Yeah, it's bigger. It's it's it's it's bigger than the Equinox and Blazer, but just below the suburb. Yeah, the Yukon Yukon. So it's still big third row. It's nice.

Speaker: It does have three rows. Yes. Mm hmm. OK. Oh, it's nice. They're nice. Because I need three rows because I end up in a pretty goddamn neighborhood everywhere. Yeah, Joe had one. Buckeye said Ford rhymes with Hillary Clinton. I saw that. But let's get in. Let's get into this list real quick because it's going to be one of those nights we're going to struggle. I like that. Right. So so we had part two of.

Speaker: Bromances typically we do five but somebody was full of himself and feeling himself and Decided to challenge the boys the gentleman if you will and I wanted to make it a top ten list So I'm gonna try to read this and get through it god damn you filthy whore I

Speaker: I'm sorry. Let me tell you, here's a problem. When you, when, when we make the big lists like this, getting it all to fit in that picture, it's no easy task. No, what is it? It's, it's. Pots. Pots. That's all it was. Or, or Uncle Milton, I can just not care about either one of them and live my life and be happy and not angry all the time. This is true.

Speaker: pinky in the brain, obviously. Number one. Oh, nobody even thought of pinky in the brain. Oh, they knew them. I saw that. Well, actually, actually, Jeff, the background color that you used on the chatters box list was fucking spot on. Perfect. Yeah. We need one solid color. We need one solid color on our list. No, the green either either a blue or something like that because the green creates a fuzziness.

Speaker: The yellow is too bright. You need like a good idea. Post as a slideshow instead of a picture. Yeah, slideshow's kind of hard to do. We already have a hard enough time getting people to actually look at the list as it is, Michael. A slideshow takes like two or three days to make with all the time I have free. Yeah, like I said like

Speaker: You're lucky you got this list up. The yellow that you used for Mike and the blue that you used for mine seem to work the best. OK. As far as being clear, especially if you do all caps or bold or whatever, make it really pop out. But anyways, so part two, bromances. Instead of a starting five, we went to 10 this week. We'll start with Tony's list. I wonder if we did an all -black background with white letters.

Speaker: I don't know. Play around with it. Also, I'll send you a picture. Yeah. Play around with it. Devo. Yeah, definitely too deep for these boys because we like to have fun and not spend our entire night fighting and have drama because people can't agree on whether the sky being blue or green. So it's great. We had a problem yesterday, Monday. That's all there is.

Speaker: Didn't have any problems Monday. No. But with that being said, part two of bromances, Tony came in with his top Ted, with Sam and Nicky from Casino, Han and Shuey from Star Trek Lord of the Rings. Yep.

Speaker: Captain Jack Sparrow and We all live in the matrix buck -eye we all live in the matrix nothing is real

Speaker: But he also had Captain Jack and Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean, Buck Rogers, and uh, Jeff Twinkie. Twinkie. Twinkie. Twinkie, I looked it up. I looked it up. And that's exactly how it's felt. Oh, okay. He also, Tony, Tony went with a, with a weak Marvel bromance between Falcon and Winter Soldier. Another week about that bromance.

Speaker: He had the Mega Powers, the Mega Powers, Hogan and Macho Man, Randy Savage, Bosco, or Bosco, Boss, Boss Hogg, and Roscoe Pico Train, from Dukes of Hazzard. He had Cooper,

Speaker: Cooper and Ray Murph from Basket Ball, Dr. Evil and Mini -Me from Austin Powers, and Ghost and Tommy from the TV show Powers. Michael's top 10. He had Hercules. I had to look up that Powers. Legolas from the Legend of Hercules TV show. Opinion Radio. Anything goes. Anything does go.

Speaker: quick stuff. I am not stuffing my face and I'm trying to speak. I'm also trying to speak over the three Stooges. Take that dick out of your mouth and talk. I do, but all three of you in time out and get through this relatively easy. I know you haven't.

Speaker: I've been quiet, but Hercules and Legolas, Jay and Silent Bob from Clerks or any Jay and Silent Bob movie. I don't know why you went Clerks and not like Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back or whatever, but Shrek and Donkey from Shrek. Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker: Hey Fred and Barney from the Flintstones Tim and now from home improvement Andy and Barney from the Andy Griffin show give my props for that Tim and Al because Clerks is a much better movie Clerks two is much better than Clerks one. That is true. But uh Cory Cory and Sean from boy meets world J and K from men and black salmon Frodo from

Speaker: Lord of the... Lord of the Harry Potter and uh... Uh oh. Harry Potter and the Star of the Horse. Yeah, something like that. And Rick and Fred from I Love Lucy. Jeffrey had Snowman and Bandit. Smokey and the Bandit. John and Al from the first I Heart movie. I just watched the newest one last night.

Speaker: The one that was in Russia. Ooh, it's bad, right? It's bad. Thank God I was doing podcast stuff. Because that was a rough fucking movie. It was a long movie. It was like, damn. It struck. And yeah, it was a Tony D. Reach is what that one was.

Speaker: Yeah it was. Hooper and Chief Brody from Jaws, Frank and Carl from Catch Me If You Can, Morris Day and Jerome from Purple Rain, Big Bird and Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street, Shawn and Gus from Psych, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,

Speaker: obviously from butch and sundance kid uh peter and sydney from i love you man and doc and marty from back to the future and your current reigning seven in a row eight time champion with his starting with his top ten myrtall and riggs from lethal weapon mic and soli from monsters inc scooby and shaggy from scooby doo

Speaker: the most underrated and nobody appreciated bromance from the Marvel Cinematic Universe Tony yes start and happy Tony and happy from Iron Man and all the Marvel movies Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp

Speaker: You can't get no better you can't get no better of a friend than fucking doc because Doc was on his deathbed and he still stood by Wyatt's side Even went and met Johnny Rigo and put his ass down Yeah Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck bugs and Daffy

Speaker: Dom and Brian from Fast and the Furious, which was a hard one. I hated that movie series, but I still... Barney and Christmas from The Expendables, Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham, for those of you who don't know. And last but not least, I went from my heart, one of my favorite all -time movies, one of my favorite actors, Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson, Harley Davidson and the Marvel Man. Those are our lists.

Speaker: As we all know, there can be only one, much like in Highlander. You guys vote. You guys picked. You gained the belt from Wilton. Don't bring your silly shit in here, Milton. That's all I'm going to say. The rock and sock connection, wild card for sure. Oh my God, the barking dogs are killing my ears. We'll turn your volume down tight. But what that being said, everybody's got their list and the votes were counted. They were calculated. They were double checked, re -added. I used my fingers and toes.

Speaker: but there can be only one champion. You suck. Why do we do this most of the time? So I can embarrass you each and every week. You're sweet. Well, for life.

Speaker: Let me let me let me because I have a choice for you gentlemen and The choice is not gonna go in your favor Jeffrey Because the numbers the numbers came in there was a three -way tie for last

Speaker: All three of you tied for last. You're going to pause when you say that, don't you? You intended to pause when you said that. All right, come on. Bring your ass in. I mean, I could talk like from one of your guys' favorite movies, and there was a three -way tie for a last place finish. I still am your champion.

Speaker: So basically you guys all got three votes and I got eight votes. So Jeffrey, you are not picking number one again. That's fine. Because every time there's a tie or you just come in last you always get the number one pick. I would actually like to see you pick before me.

Speaker: just so you can do a better job picking your list. And you can get an idea of what everybody else is picking. OK, that's fine. Well, here's what we'll do. We'll do Mike draw first, then Tony, then myself, then Chris. All right, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second.

Speaker: All right, you know what? I've been doing really goddamn good about not addressing stupid shit. Milton, you and I ain't never had a problem, so I don't know what your fucking problem is tonight. What happened? What am I missing? I don't block people, but if you want to come in here acting like a stupid little bitch, just fucking see your way out. Because nobody said anything about no free speech or anything like that. We don't do free, we don't do politics and we don't do religion in here. You've been in here, you know that. So calm your shit. Don't come in here looking for a fight. Because you got butt hurt because somebody said something about you.

Speaker: That has nothing to do with this podcast. So you got two options. You're staying here and you can hang out and you can have fun or you can get the fuck out. Go back to making love to your kiss dolls or whatever it is you fucking do. Kiss dolls. Because that shit is completely uncalled for and completely unnecessary. And I'm trying my best to ignore it, but you're pissing me the fuck off. Nobody said you couldn't share your opinion. That was not sitting here one fucking time.

Speaker: Now, back to regularly scheduled programming. Sorry, guys. Yeah. I apologize. No, that's fine. OK, so like I said, we'll have Mike go first, because Mike has only gone first once, correct? No, Mike's had the first pick a couple of times. I don't think Tony's ever had the first pick. OK, so Tony got first pick, then Mike, then myself, and then Chris. You stupid fuck! You live in Georgia, and I live in Ohio. All right, calm down. You know what? I typically don't do this.

Speaker: block his ass okay here's the deal I ain't never had a problem with that man I don't know what his problem is with me but fuck that child touching little bitch okay so yeah or this week's list I have a choice for you gentlemen you asked for between the two so I have

Speaker: Bad pet ideas. As in, do you want to kangaroo in the bedroom? Or do you want to switch this? Text this? Kangaroo? Bad pet ideas. Just Google Florida pets. Exactly. OK. Now, here's the other one. And this is where it gets interesting. No, no, no. I want Canada to my list. Here's the other one. The other one is bad guys or horror characters.

Speaker: So like, the best bad guy slash horror character. So you could be able to pick Hans Gruber from Die Hard. I don't feel like you could do legit bad guy and or horror. I agree with Mike. Those are two separate lists. You either got movie villains or horror. Let's do movie and TV villains.

Speaker: Or... Bad pet ideas. What do you guys want? See, the thing about TV villains... See, the thing about TV villains... Jeff, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'd rather just either do TV villains or movie villains. Okay, so we'll go with movie villains. Alright.

Speaker: So this list is Best Movie Villains. I admit that I have a list ready for that. The pet names I have not thought of. The pet names literally just popped up. I had it on my list the other day because my wife said she wanted a cow and I was like, what?

Speaker: That's because I was talking about buying property, and I want to buy like 10 acres. I built myself my own little farm of just animals that I'll just keep forever. There you go. And I said, I want to get some chickens and pigs. And she's like, and I said, I told her I want to get horses. And she's like, I want a cow. And I was like, why do you want a cow? Like Chihuahuas? And she said she already had one. Uh -huh, uh -huh. Funny fucker.

Speaker: So, that is the list for this week, gentlemen. That was low -hanging. So, it is best movie villains from movies. Sweet! I mean, there's... Oh, man. That list is already made.

Speaker: That's just because we sat there in an aftershow, Tony. And I kept giving you list ideas. You were just writing shit down like a maniac. Betty's ready too. Betty's ready too. I'm like, how many times is one of my favorite villains or actors that love to play villains that's gonna show up on this list?

Speaker: No, it's the movie. It's the movie villain. So for instance, I'll give you the lowest hanging fruit off the bat. This obviously can't be used. Hans Gruber from Die Hard. You cannot say Alan Rickman. You have to say Hans Gruber.

Speaker: Right. You got to say how. From that one. Rickman happened to play like 40 ,000. I know. Yeah, he did. He was good. OK, so so we're doing so the starting here. No interruptions. No. It was just so the starting five this week for Saturday night. Those of you in the chatters box, get your list in before or not before midnight, before the end of the show.

Speaker: Saturday is movie and TV villains Oh just movies just just movie movie movie villains. So for the chatter's box that's excluding Jason Freddie and all them guys. That's because those are horror So these are these are actual movie villain. Does this include animation?

Speaker: Disney Pixar stuff like that. Oh Yeah, absolutely Well, you could do a whole list just on Disney, but but it would be some villains are better than others. Yeah You get oh man. I just thought of five right? I thought my head from Disney. You're not wrong. I

Speaker: I was thinking about the other day. I like the idea of doing a six.

Speaker: I was thinking about the other day, I like doing the idea of keeping it as six, so it's the starting six, and it's the SS thing, plus it's, I like even numbers, it's a peck of life. God damn it, Jeffrey! I know, why? Why? I wasn't saying SS, it's like, oh my god, you guys went full, he's a Nazi guy. No, I'm saying SS, the two S's, as in, it sounds super -soaker. Yeah, super -soaker, thank you, Michael.

Speaker: Yeah, but you do realize when you put the S's I know I know I know So so so we got the starting five Bill it TV or movie villains our opinion not iconic not ultimate not all time just our starting five list of Movie villains chatters box if you want to get your list in you got to the end of the show Saturday you can send your list into

Speaker: the email at g at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com go ahead and send your list in let us know we'll get you take up to six so the first six that get in uh from the chatter's box we'll get your list up everybody can vote on it and we'll have a new chatter's box champion uh next wednesday also this saturday

Speaker: We're going to get this week's list fixed and repost it hopefully by tomorrow. So you'll have from tomorrow until Saturday. I'm going to go ahead and put it up there until 7pm on Saturday. You guys can get your votes in so we can have this week's chatters box.

Speaker: Also, when I do post the list, when you see it, when you see it, share it out. Let's get to the hundreds of votes at a time. Absolutely. Share it out. Share it out. Get it out there because I can post something and then 45 hours later, it hasn't done shit. And that's kind of weird. Well, the thing is, is that the thing is, is that we have so many people on like Facebook and stuff like that, but nobody's voting. It reaches 300 plus people, but he's voting on it.

Speaker: Exactly. Tina, you don't have to vote anymore. We already know your vote counts for Mike. Don't worry. You're good. You don't have to vote anymore. And we already know you vote for Betty. So you're good. You don't have to vote no more. We're already counting those two. Don't say she doesn't only vote for you because Jeff and I went back and looked and she does. She has never, she only voted one time for Tony. One time voted.

Speaker: She voted for Tony. She voted for Jeff. No, she hasn't. No, she hasn't. No, she hasn't. No, she hasn't. Dude, Jeff and I went back and looked at it. She said she did. She said she did, but then she didn't. No, she said she told me. She always votes for Vinny. Because of the reasons. Yeah, Cam, he won again, Cam. Dude, they're in there. Well, here's the other thing. Here's the other thing. My wife is pushing out. I'm just teasing. Her vote counts. I'm just teasing. Calm down.

Speaker: I was just counting it towards you. It counts. I was just counting it towards you. It's like the morning show I listen to, they play a game on there and the girl that's on the show, she's kind of a dummy. So they play this game and it's like, it's called Carmen Sense. And it's basically, they have to, they have to, the other guys on the show pick if Carmen's gonna get the answer wrong or right. And the one guy on the show always says yes.

Speaker: Never says no. He always says yes. So Calvin, the co -host is like, so Spanish. And he's like, yeah, we'll just say yes for you. You don't even, you don't even have to say because he's never had, he's always said, I think, I think maybe three times he said she'd get it wrong. But other than that, he's always, yeah, she's right. We don't have a website. Not yet.

Speaker: I did. That's why we want you guys to buy merch so we can open up a website. That's all I need is another, that's all I need is another whole.

Speaker: You quit doing whole. Some groups that's a villain. You know what? The British Army in the Patriot was bad too. Just submit your, submit your list Alex. I will, I will allow it. We will allow it. The Viet Cong Army and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,

Speaker: The entire cast of any Star Wars Star Trek or Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter movie because they are all villains in my book We don't talk about Putin no more

Speaker: I've never even seen that movie. I've heard that movie is so good. I haven't seen it. I just know that damn Bruno salt in console. I've had to watch that movie about six times now because my kids love it. I don't even remember that part. Anytime anybody brings up that we don't talk about Bruno or any kind of variation of it. She's like, they're cool. Applebee's or be doves Applebee's.

Speaker: No, you get the bourbon chicken estate the bourbon chicken is shrimp I don't want chicken and or shrimp. I want steak. Well, we'll get the Berber Street steak with the mashed potatoes Not a villain you better shut your fucking mouth Yeah Randall's not a villain you just order from the country song I

Speaker: The villain in Clerks is the story. Just order that entire menu. Can I get the left side of the menu, please? I'm gonna help all of you out right now. The worst villain out there was the villain on Darkwing Duck. This ain't what you want. That was an evil son, bitch.

Speaker: No Speaking speaking of movies, you know, there's pop -up restaurants of movies from Clerks to There's an actual restaurant you ever seen Clerks to They work in a movies. It's like a fast food joint and now there are actual movies restaurants Well, they've been out if you go to certain movies they have restaurants in them

Speaker: No, no, no. Movies. Movies is a restaurant. Oh, okay. Movies is a restaurant, yeah. From the movie. It's movies, like M -O -O -B -I -E -S. It's a burger restaurant. It's a burger pasta pizza. Yeah. They sell things like the cow tipper. It's actually really funny, but there are pop -up restaurants that are movies.

Speaker: Oh no, they just started doing that. They just started doing that. And they opened the first one down in, uh, down in Orlando. Right. And, and fucking hell, I might have to get somebody to FedEx people. Hey, you freeze dry. FedEx you a burger. Hey, you put it in dry ice. We don't talk about blue.

Speaker: I do apologize for my outburst. Chatter's box, I'm sorry about that. And you guys, I'm sorry as well. Yes, Clerk's Three is coming. That is true. It is, and I can't. I'm hoping that it, uh...

Speaker: Because Clerks was good, Clerks II I enjoyed better and I hope that Clerks III is even better than Clerks II. Randall was killing me in Clerks II. Oh my gosh, the whole porch monkey thing cracks me up. Not even that, but him fighting with that kid about the trilogy. Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. The guy who plays Randall

Speaker: He might be my spirit animal. It's just his random outburst and random rants. He starts here and then all of a sudden he's way up here. Do you know the story of the character? Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith was going to play Randall.

Speaker: in the first clerks. I'm glad he looked at it. He looked at it and he went, who am I kidding? I can't remember all this shit. So he said, what's the part? I want to be in it because I'm putting all I'm putting 37 grand. Oh, oh, I can play Silent Bob. There you go. That way I can keep it keep my own Jay. And that's how that's how the dude that plays Randall got the job as Randall. Well, the guy who plays Randall is fucking hilarious. Oh, he's hilarious.

Speaker: That's not his real hair either, by the way. Clearly. I devour those DVDs. I literally buck you. It doesn't know how to read. So that's OK. Who? There's a lot of things he doesn't know how to do. Leave him alone. Yeah. I'm referring to the Frodo and Sam comment. But that's OK. Yeah, well. Say something low, Chad.

Speaker: I am all woke out. Let me tell you. I have to be responsible every day at work and make sure I don't speak my mind when I'm on the phone with clients. That's got to be so hard. That's going to be like, really? That's the hardest part of your job. No, because you get people, you look at people, you get on the phone, they're like, you just got to be like, no, I totally understand. And while they're cursing you out and you're like,

Speaker: Oh boy, if this was a podcast, I'd rip you up. Thank you Tony. You are welcome here anytime, sir. There's no blaming. This was in the real world. I don't even know where that came from, man. I was looking like,

Speaker: Yeah, so I know when I know you'll talk to talk to him again, I know you'll talk to him tonight tomorrow, whatever. Let him know all I'm blocking, but I want to pull on fucking apology because that shit came out of nowhere. And if we was closer, he'd get my foot in his ass. I swear to God I beat the brakes off that retarded looking man. That was bullshit.

Speaker: That's something sometimes it seems like everybody, every once in a while somebody gets butthurt about something. They've never clashed. They've never clashed. I've never, Milton and I have always been cool. I've been in lines with him. I've been in the chatter's box with him. We have never had any problem whatsoever. And he comes in like that tonight. The only thing I can think of is that he thought he was being cute in front of that Amazon twat that likes to run her mouth.

Speaker: that I don't care for, but because she was in here bumping them gums too. And I don't know what the fuck that was all about, because I've been nothing but cool with that man. Can we get a bunch of t -shirts with Chris's bannerisms in it, like the bumping gums? Yeah, I do apologize for pulling the e -brake and kind of going off on it. But really, I was trying to ignore it. I was really trying to ignore it, but I'm still heated right now.

Speaker: I'm trying to order me some fucking food to make me feel for better. I just ordered mine. I was getting my food and getting it when I heard you. Well, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going against you guys's wishes and you know, I'm good. I'm getting some be doves, man. I want some wings. I want you know what be does. It makes me happy. What wings are you going to get? What flavor are you going to get? You know what makes me happier than a pig and shit?

Speaker: A pagan shit. Is that better than a Catholic shit? A pig. A pagan shit. A pagan shit. Did you get their potato wedges? Did you put cheese and chili on top of them? That was the chucktown mentality. No one here quite understood. Yeah, chucktown, lay it down.

Speaker: No, here's the thing. It's also 8 o 'clock at night, and I haven't eaten anything at all today, and I'm drinking. But still, like I said, you know, guys, everybody listening, I was trying so fucking hard. I really was. But I'm going to get honey barbecue and sweet barbecue. I'll be right back, boys. I've got to fix some places. Go for it, Jeff. We got you.

Speaker: I get all the extras. I love the wings. I get the naked tenders with the potato wedges with teriyaki and lemon pepper. That's a kick. Yeah, I'll get the boneless wings. And then I'll get potato wedges. And I'll either get chili on them or cheese on them. But then I also get a salad because I'm trying to watch my figure. So I got to have a salad.

Speaker: That's how I justify eating like complete shit. I get a salad on the side. Do what everybody else does. Go and get you a bacon double cheeseburger with extra cheese, extra bacon, a gazillion sized french fries, and a diet coke. I'll fix it all. Diet pop is worse than regular pop though for you. I know.

Speaker: When I was a kid and I used to work fast food, they'd get all these giant shit with the apple pie and all this stuff, and then they'd justify it, and literally would say, and I'll take a diet coke, you know. Can I get a diet water, light ice? Should've, yeah, should've, should've. Cameron, M3 Burger's way more than you do, you little scrawny ass. Hey, Buckeye, you were putting him? I'm curious, is he a veteran?

Speaker: Yeah, I think he is actually. Don't get on to it. Tony started on this. No, I'm not. I'm in the VFW here. That's why I was asking him about that when he said you went. I know if they did it as a function or he goes there to pick up cougars. Unfortunately, what bridge was you in? May I get five minutes, please, sir? He was. Someone's telling me army. K force. Watch your mouth.

Speaker: No, not the Air Force, the Gay Force. Totally different branch. You don't know nothing about it, because you went there. I only know about it because you told me. I'm retired here in National Guard. That's what I was asking. I'm the senior base commander. So you can have the forces. Have you seen Space Force on Netflix? That shit's funny. I watched the first episode. I saw what it was doing. I didn't finish it. What's up, Stevie Wonder? You know what's crazy? Stevie, what's going on, Bubba? You really want to know an absolute truth?

Speaker: You have no idea how vital they're about to become. How what? You have no idea how vital. Well, that's because all this talk of World War III and everything like that, what a lot of people aren't understanding, is it's not going to be your typical warfare. It's going to be kind of, it is, but it's also going to have a cyber warfare in there.

Speaker: How you like that the smart guy the smart guy mr. Brains over here Not only am I a champion, but I'm a fucking brainiac. How's that for my feeble little mind? I know you're still watching Sorry

Speaker: Gotta take digs. That's what I do. Can we move on with the tone? No, I'm good. It's his show. I can't even say shit. See, Tony's doing this to me. Tony's doing this to me. Yeah, but I heard that the other day. They were talking about cyber attacks and stuff like that. I'm like, oh shit, we are all fucked. Well, the cyber attacks been going on since... They've been talking about this shit since I was deployed.

Speaker: And it's been 19 years since I was overseas. Yeah, but I mean, but now nowadays, I mean, it's it's so much more prevalent and in public and it's like it would create a real, you know, 19, 20 years ago. Yeah, it would have it would have knocked down some things and it would have hurt some things. But now. You know, if they go after cell towers and Wi -Fi and Internet and shit like that, satellites, Internet, cell phones,

Speaker: Get my foil hat! Get my foil hat! That's Sean Malcolm, bitch! Did you see a good day to... Not a good day, Die Hard. Yeah, it was a good day. It was the one with the name of the cyber attack on Die Hard. Cyber attack is live for your Die Hard. Live for your Die Hard. Have you all seen that movie? Yeah. Love it. Yeah, but there's been other movies, because in the remake of Red Dawn, that's what they did. It was a cyber attack, EMB and stuff.

Speaker: I literally just re -watched that not too long ago and then this shit happened the other day and I was like Yeah, yeah, but did you see what happened? Yeah

Speaker: Watch it again. I was just watching it earlier. I got through the first 20 minutes and I'm like, yeah, they're telling everybody what's about to go now. Oh, we don't talk about Putin. What happened in Greece? I don't know. I have to rewatch it. At the beginning. I watched it. I watched it and I was falling asleep through it. What happened in Greece and I saw it and people don't realize how simple that is. What the hell are the goddamn fries that you son of a bitch? Here's a kicker.

Speaker: with as many cell phone towers, cell phone usage, Wi -Fi connections, and radiation in the air, how easy is it for that to happen? No, that's true. Thank you very much. Don't take much anymore. That's why we have it. Like the whole thing in Die Hard, live for your die hard. Back in the day, in let's say the 80s,

Speaker: Everything is like, if you want to shut the water off, you got to turn the thing. Nowadays, you flip a switch, or you hit a button on the computer, or you hit a dump. You flip a switch, you click a button. You click a button. So technology is going to be the end of us, I guarantee. Die hard. Die hard. Shut down the grid. Remember that? Yep. Yeah, the sale. Fire sale. Everything had to go.

Speaker: The fire sale was the, uh, the fourth down on the very first one when he shut down the grid under the Nakatomi Tower. That was the old way. Guys like, I got a switch right here. Oh, you know, how bad could you imagine the fear, panic, your chaos? I really don't think that, uh, today they did it justice in that movie actually deal because they were dealing with the bad guy because they were trying to make junk cool and he's all this fuck. But,

Speaker: But could you imagine just everybody waking up? No power, no water, no electricity, no internet. Some people don't live in it. Nothing. We should have bricked. Some people don't live in it. Yeah, hey, believe it or not. Oh, I mean, I'll be cool. But a lot of people would be right. Listen, Mike, here's the thing. During the lockdown, I had no internet. And we weren't allowed to leave. I was fine. You were.

Speaker: because I won't see a lot of people. And I went how many weeks without a cell phone? Didn't bother me a bit. To the point where you could literally cut my power, cut my water, cut everything in my house, I'm fine. I can easily go live out in the woods for six months and I'd probably gain weight. Yeah, you would. Those of you who have not seen, there's quite a few movies out there that's gonna tell you what's about to happen.

Speaker: And I'm gonna tell the people. Did y 'all see that whippet that they're using over there in Russia? Yeah. The one that sucks the air out? Mm -hmm. That ain't good. That was a Batman. Yes. The first one. That was, uh... The Dark Knight Rises. Yeah, yeah, good favorite movie. They sucked that water out.

Speaker: Yeah, that's actually bad. Turn water into vapor. Quick second. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on

Speaker: You want my what the fuck? Yeah. So get it natural. No, it has to be natural.

Speaker: There you go right there. No, no, no, because we got some really good screenshots Saturday night. I got to go through. I don't have lots. I should stay. I have a lot free time this week, but the kids have blown me off. I don't have anything going on this weekend outside of podcast stuff. And I'm going to door dash just to get out of the house, but I'm going to go through all those screenshots that Ted and mama's got. She got some awesome ones that are going to be

Speaker: Perfect for social media because it's all natural. It's us having fun Us just doing our thing and I want to get them and I want to take certain ones I want to put collages and this that and the other thing together. I don't know who it was somebody Yeah Social media because there are some really good ones of the four of us just so So

Speaker: Any moment you guys get a natural Tony D. What the fuck face then I will Like I said, if I got a picture of my local Let me get let me get no joke so I can know Jeffrey no Jeffrey You've done enough damage We gotta take a break. It's time for break. It's time for break. I mean it's time to break Here's my time. Oh, it's a founding member. I'm allowed

Speaker: correct the commercial, correct the commercial, please. As the founder and host, I am beat doing that. No. I thought you'd search your buttons for days. Taze Jeffrey and go to commercial. I don't have the taser, but I'm going to get one of those. I'm going to get one of those.

Speaker: Yeah, one of those shot collars that'll work up the blue You're gonna get it and it's gonna be a notices Jeff you have to wear this during all podcasts

Speaker: and dumbass Jeff is gonna like put it around his penis or something and then bullshit I'll throw it out to the podcast. Jeff's gonna message me and he's like, I got your sweet cock toy, thanks man, I really like it, it fits for me. Just make sure you wear it during the podcast Jeffrey.

Speaker: I'm glad you like it. Wear it during the podcast, okay? Do it again, do it again. Let me say some fucking assholes again. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is for Teddy. She, she, she. Night.

Speaker: no but with that being said yeah let's uh let's take a break real quick i gotta i gotta go fry some chicken anyways uh speaking of chicken i got my chicken on the way i was my little happy be dubs dance that i was doing while you guys were talking you know what's funny is you're talking about wings i literally made four kilos of wings yesterday oh why is it spicy what the fuck is a kilo which guy do you want to drink with kilos two and a half pounds two and a half pounds you made two pounds two and a half pounds of what tonight i made four kilos

Speaker: It's like it's like dealing with Jay I give him too much leeway I Will fit into a medium tatted extra medium

Speaker: There ain't no sunshine It's a cloudy day When it's cold outside Nobody's there to be Lying as you'd say What can make me feel this way

Speaker: My girl, talking about my girl She don't call me honey That stings like a bee

Speaker: There's no music now No birds in the trees And I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way, my girl? Talking about my girl

Speaker: My God She took all of my pain Gave me back my name And she led me all along

Speaker: I've got to take care of myself I've got to take care of myself I've got to take care of myself I've got to take care of myself I've got to take care of myself

Speaker: I guess you say, what can make me feel this way? And welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far.

Speaker: the champ, the goat, the nine time. Don't roll your eyes at me, peckerhead. The founding member and leader of the GWO. Y 'all know you want to be in the Glick World Order. Show your support. Go to the merch store. Get your GWO shirt. I'll do this properly because this was requested by Mike and tatted. I got to wear it the proper way.

Speaker: but welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. I can't do it like I did the other night. It won't fit up. But anyways, welcome back to not sensible nonsense guys. Hopefully you're enjoying the show even with my outburst that I had. I'm Glick. Like I said, I'm hanging out with Jeffrey, my ex wife.

Speaker: First and worst mistake. Well, not worst, but first. I was going to say, I think I got somebody beat. You got a couple of them beat.

Speaker: Ah, we got the big dog hanging out with us. We're all having fun. We're all hanging out. Tony, somewhere, he might have got lost in the confusion of assaulting his DoorDash delivery guy. He's like, what's that car doing there? Oh, you're my DoorDash dog. Hey, motherfucker. What the hell is you doing? I'm just trying to deliver your food, sir. That's right. Give me my goddamn food. Uh -oh. He went and did a wardrobe change. Did you say something? During the break. Did you say something? No, nobody said anything. No, nobody said anything.

Speaker: Nah, we didn't say anything. We don't anger. Don't anger the black man, whatever you do. Punk ass bitch. That's right, walk away. You don't want none of this. I'll slap the shit at you. Walk around. Look, stutter out and eyeball me. I'll smack you with my white privilege.

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Speaker: and uh somebody kill them goddamn dogs that's what it sounds so yeah

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Speaker: Sorry, I had my mic muted. You walk fine, but Buckeye, stop playing with me. I know good and dead way nobody's talking to him right now. I don't know. He'd be welcome. Houston, Mike. We do appreciate you guys hanging out. We appreciate you, you guys.

Speaker: shooting the shit with us. That great music was brought to us by BlacktopMojo. You guys haven't already checked them out. They're everywhere. You stream music and everywhere on social media at BlacktopMojo. That was every rendition of a reimagination, a reimagining of my girl, which not only did it get Mike and Jeff and I's approval, which is easy to do, but even Tony is digging it.

Speaker: I think we're making Tony fan of Blacktop Mojo slowly but surely. I have to keep an eye on my door dash so I can let my driver know, hey, either text me or knock on my door loud, I'm recording a podcast. Or just come in. Or just, yeah, the door's unlocked, just come on in. I'm Barney Rovling it.

Speaker: I will pay for your b -dubs meal if you just let me leave. Nope. You're mine now. Welcome to the jungle. I did have one shit to love. Welcome to the jungle.

Speaker: There was a point in time where I was door dashing like every night and I had four door dash drivers that I knew by name and like I would talk to about hey you know how's things going on or how's things like one of my door dash drivers that came here regularly her and her girlfriend got into a car accident and I knew about it and you know she showed up here one night and I was like hey how's everything been since the car they were out dashing

Speaker: We're going to get busy.

Speaker: And she's like, you know, we're still a little sore. But she's like, I didn't get my new car today. And I was like, oh, nice. And she's like, come down and look at it. We've known each other forever. She wanted me to come down and see her new car and everything like that. And her girlfriend was with her because they door dashed together for safety thing. And I said aye to her and talked to her for a few minutes. She's like, every time we see this address pop up, we're trying to jump on that delivery. If you're a fun guy, if you're a fun guy.

Speaker: Yeah. So I literally had like four drivers that I became friends with last year just because they were always working and I was always ordering. So like what, like literally there was two, like I would put in the, I would put in the comments or whatever in the instructions. What's going on? Caitlin, what's going on? James doors, doors unlocked. Just come on in. I'm playing call of duty and they would, they just walk right in and come in and

Speaker: You're like, uh, if it wasn't somebody, if it was somebody who knew they're like, uh, if it was one of the other people that I knew, they'd walk in and be like, Hey, I'm in here. You know, like my apartment so big, but yeah. Good evening. Good evening. Good evening. What's going on guys? So Caitlin, I thought I said Kathleen. My apologies. I'm sorry. I think I said, can I might've said Caitlin. I thought I said Kathleen, but I might've said Caitlin. I don't know.

Speaker: We both might have been wrong, Tony. You fucking suck, Tony. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Don't fucking whatever me. But before we get too crazy, let's go ahead and roll into this real quick in a hurry. We'll kind of fly through this as quick as we can, if I can find it. There we go.

Speaker: I actually saved this video tonight so that I could find it relatively easy.

Speaker: Yes, did you did you did you give a proper demonstration while you were there so he so there was no accidents or anything Buck I bear we gotta talk one day He is as much as I love the guy I'm gonna give you a fair warning gentlemen That is that is our that is another J. I

Speaker: Oh, Buckeye is? I can see it. Yeah. I can see it. Yeah, he's a... But that's what makes him so special. You just have to learn to... You called you special. I navigate. Yeah, he's special, trust me. I drank with him. Yeah, he's a store bus special. You called you special. I don't know what that means. Where the fuck did we end up on? Where did we end at? You probably should be home with the next ten of your moves. You should be in the 20s by now, right? Yeah, we're in the 20s. Okay.

Speaker: So let's do it real quick. Michael, Jeffrey, Tony, don't interrupt me. We're just going to recap. We've already been through this. So we got the top 10 highest grossing movie franchises of all time. You know what that means. You hang out here and you'll know what that means.

Speaker: Well, he's a Jewish gift from God. Anyways. The top 50 highest grossing grossing film movie. Fucking words are hard. I am motherfucking the shit out of this list. Highest grossing movie franchises of all time.

Speaker: I know this is the top 50 lists. We've already done, we've already done part one through three. I'm going to do a real quick recap. 50, the mummy 49 diehard 48, the pink Panther franchise. Number 47, the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle franchise, 46. The matrix C franchise should have ended at one, but who am I? Number 45, Jack Ryan, multi films, multi actors. You don't know who it is. Look it up and you'll know multi. Number 44, Jumanji.

Speaker: Number 43, Doc and Marty and Back to the Future. Number 42, Tony, Jeff, and I all question this one, but airport. Number 41, The Incredibles. Number 40, Ghostbusters. Who you gonna call? 39, The Alien franchise with Mr. Gordon Weaver. Number 38, a fun little family friendly movie, Ice Age. Good franchise, I enjoyed it.

Speaker: Number 37, Mr. Matt Damon solidifies himself as a certified badass before he went and lived on Mars and planted potatoes in the Bourne franchise. Number 36. Rambo. No, we haven't got that yet. But, uh, number 36, Riggs and Murtaugh, winning combination for the champ tonight in Lethal Weapon. Number 35, McCully Culkin in Home Alone.

Speaker: Number 34, Tony. For this number 34, I want to hear the laugh. Special request for the laugh. Beverly Hills Cop. Number 34. I love it. I love it. Number 33, Finding Nemo.

Speaker: Number 32, the Terminator himself. We're fortunate. Team. Debbie does French. Whoa. Calm down, James. Whoa. Calm down, James. Easy. Easy. Whoa. 31. Yeah. Number 31, J and K in the Men in Black. Number 30, myself.

Speaker: The Kong franchise, as Jeffrey alluded to. Somebody saved this lady from Kong. It was me, damn it!

Speaker: not an animal I'm a man number 29 we were alone earlier

Speaker: It was nice. Took us back to the old days. Number 28, The Exorcist. Number 27, Despicable Me, grew into minions, bringing in the monies. Number 26, Jeff proved a point and said you can write off a character that nobody will be sad about it in The Lion King. Well, we wrote Jeffrey off and nobody was sad. I was saying, stop drawing a character.

Speaker: well number 25 get your dirty hands off me you filthy ape playing in the apes franchise number 24 peter pan franchise including my favorite movie pan number 23 mission impossible

Speaker: Number 22, who loves sparkly vampires and badass werewolves? Michael does. Twilight does. Are you serious? And number 21, the ripoff from Running Man Hunger Games. You call the ripoff from the Running Man? That's pretty good. I'm gonna give you that one.

Speaker: That's pretty good. Am I wrong? I don't know. The Hunger Games is pretty good though. I thought the Hunger Games was pretty good. I enjoyed it. You just live to disagree with me, don't you? Yes. It's my lot in life. We got my ex -wife, my first ex -wife up here still disagreeing with me after all these years. We got a single white female down below and then we got

Speaker: Tony D. You're a dumb -looking motherfucker. But, we're too nicely started.

Speaker: That was a good movie That shit is whack

Speaker: Tony, Tony's just here to give us what the fuck looks and go see. I feel like we're jerking each other off. Coming in at number 20 tonight. Uh, Jeffrey. Yeah, exactly. No. No, they got what they wanted tonight. Anyways, I was responding to a snap I got.

Speaker: But coming to number 20, Jeffrey. First movie was good after that. Why was there a price? We're going to need a bigger boat for number 20, Jeffrey. I totally agree. After the first one, it all went downhill. Yeah. Well, the first, the, the, the, the,

Speaker: Domestically, Jaws brought in $1 .7 billion worldwide. $737 million. Have you guys seen Jaws 3? Have you seen Jaws 3? No. Because that time it was personal. That was a 1 in 3D. Oh, my God. That was the tackling. This time it's personal. The film Jaws was directed by Steven Spielberg. Obviously, it was a smash.

Speaker: What? How not. But the movie itself was a smash hit. Spielberg directed it. The first one earned over 200, or earning 260 million and becoming the first summer blockbuster. The sequels which followed the human hungry great white shark as he attacked groups of people in various parts of the world seemed to get worse with each edition. The last two in particular had none of the original cast or crew members involved a feel much more gimmicky and poorly edited.

Speaker: It was. Yeah. But Michael Caine is still a badass. Yeah, exactly. I hadn't watched that movie, and now there's no point. The only reason I haven't even seen it, but I just know Michael Caine's in it. I'm like, really? Somebody was hurting for money. Somebody had to pay their back taxes. Well, when did the last one come out?

Speaker: I'll tell you what, if ever a motherfucker got eaten by a goddamn shark, you want to talk about somebody that got excited when Sam Jackson got eaten by that shark.

Speaker: I'm like, finally somebody shut one of his rants to hell up. Yeah, but not only that, you didn't see that shit coming either. No, you didn't. Because everybody that saw it happen was like, oh, wait. Sam Jackson's out in this movie already? Damn. Shit. That shit is whack. Oh, damn. My door dash isn't going to be here in just a minute. But coming in number 19 on the list.

Speaker: Pixar strikes again, I think they're up to what, three or four on this list so far? It'll be four by now. But Toy Story comes in at number 19 with almost 1 .8 billion.

Speaker: Domestically and over three billion dollars worldwide Yeah, but there's only yeah, but you know parents enjoy the

Speaker: This is this this is the four movies from 95 to the present Including a well An animated film series under operates under the belief that all toys are secretly alive

Speaker: Toy Story is one of the most critically acclaimed animated franchise to date with numerous Academy Award nominations, including a special achievement award Oscar for Toy Story and Best Animated Feature in Original Song Awards for Toy Story 3. So did he put himself in time out? No, I think he glitched a little.

Speaker: Mike, you were saying that it sounded like you made more. Quick comment about when it comes to these numbers. How many seconds does it take to come up with a million seconds? Do you guys know? A million seconds? A million seconds is 11 days. How many seconds, how many days to come up with a billion seconds?

Speaker: That's 31 years. That's the difference between a million and a billion. Yeah. And domestically, the franchise made almost 2 billion. Domestically, it made 1 .8 billion. Yeah, that's just domestic worldwide or even bigger. Worldwide, it was over 3 billion. So coming to number 18.

Speaker: No, I just I just I just expected them to be a little higher on the list because of the popularity of toy store, right? We dive it wait until we dive into this list Okay, we're getting into it. We're getting into the meat and potatoes of this list now. We got we got Saturday's Saturday We'll wrap it up. We're coming in at number 18 Seven movies

Speaker: from 86 to 2000. This is how I should do these movies. This is how I'm going to do it. No, it took me four parts to do this, but, uh, seven movies from 86 to 2018 domestically, it made one point, almost $1 .9 billion worldwide. It made $4 .8 billion. Wow. But transformers.

Speaker: Okay. Oh, China loves Transformers. I think the first two, the first two were the biggest ones out of that. The rest was ridiculous. Over half of the money that money raised, you can say China loves Transformers, but over half of the money made by off that movie was here in the States. Yeah, I'm not sure. It was Japanese original. The cartoon was. Well, let me let me let me refresh that domestically. One point nine billion.

Speaker: Worldwide four point eight billion. There you go. Yeah, so yeah over Number 17 with five movies from 2003 to 2017 Domestically one point nine all little over one point nine million one one point nine billion and Worldwide it made four point a little over four point five billion but the Pirates of the Caribbean movies

Speaker: The third one was the best. I have never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. The third one was the At World's End. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. That was the best. People loved that second one. I loved that third one. I've seen that third one at least too much times. It was actually a solid trilogy. I would actually say that. I don't remember which one it was. I'm not sure which one it was, but the one where it shows how Captain Jack became Captain Jack,

Speaker: That was dead men telling no tales. That was pretty cool. That was the last one with Captain Salazar, right? Yeah, that wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. I never really cared about the last one where they went to go find the fountain of views. That wasn't the last one. Yeah. That wasn't the last one. No, the last one was when they went and got Salazar. Yeah, the last one was Salazar. And they walked for a trident.

Speaker: Are they part of the sea and all that stuff? Hell of a storm. I'm not even sure. I didn't even know they made it. The newest one was actually not bad. It wasn't bad. Well, he loves the butt pirates, don't you? Yeah, he does. But coming in at number 16... Oh, the used one was not great. Eight movies. 1976 to 2018. Whoa. Domestically, it made $1 .9 .5 billion.

Speaker: worldwide 1 .5 billion. Um, Sylvester Stallone and Rocky Balboa chat about that for just a minute. I gotta grab my food. Oh yeah. That was okay. Okay. I see that sort of rocking movies, sort of rocking movies. Yeah. And even the creeds, you got to include the creeds. I have not seen Creed yet. Is it good? I saw Creed one told the story. He did the file. I see the second one. Um,

Speaker: I'm not a big boxing guy, I just... When he fought Mr. T, that was a good fight. That was dope. When he fought Drago, that was a good fight. He had to fight that young kid, I think at number four. It was Tommy Gunn. Yeah, he had to fight him, that was a trip. I think he had to fight the other guy. The younger dude, he was so old for that shit, he just didn't get knocked out.

Speaker: Dude, they was, there's a lot of rocky marathons. I got tired after a while, but they had a back to back rocky marathon. One day I was sitting here watching it. You gotta catch it again right about now. It'll tell you something. The thing is, if you watch where all the Rockies back to back, you're gonna sit there for like three days. No, just one. Just one. Don't do it. I gotta give Carl Withers his credit though. He plead the hell out of Apollo. Yeah, he did. He did. He plead the hell out of Apollo.

Speaker: And it was in shape. You know what I always like about Rocky is how when he goes to fight Drago, and Drago's got all his special equipment, Rocky's out there chopping fucking wood, man. Them sit -ups are priceless. When he has wood coming up from hanging out there rapping, those are real sit -ups.

Speaker: Those are real. An old boy was pissed because they weren't in a nice hotel. He's like, wait, we're in a little fucking nowhere? What the shit? His brother was all pissed, man. He's a champion. Why the fuck you got him in the slums? Exactly.

Speaker: Yeah, but you know I love I always loved his training methods It just shows it just shows you don't need all the fanciest equipment You don't need to go to the fucking gym go out there chop a fucking tree down and turn it into the log Firewood

Speaker: go do something with the muscles you build up, instead of just build the muscle, instead of playing football, instead of trying to fuck women. Go do something with this shit. That's where some of your stand -offs come in. That's why there's a line in that movie. There's a line in the movie.

Speaker: You had the pretty boy go and do all that fucking bullshit, and then the rocks just stand in their carrier refrigerator. He's all whipped out. That's real life, fucker. But there's a line in the movie Central Intelligence, the Rock and Kevin Hart movie, when the guy looks at the rock and he's like, what are you going to do with all those gym muscles? There you go. And there's a difference between gym muscles and real muscles.

Speaker: Yes. Fat boy is happy. We lift this strongly. It's country strong. Two different things. Yes. Amen to that. Country strong is 10 times stronger than retard strength, just so you boys know. Braun Strowman is classic of that. I'm country strong.

Speaker: You're idiots. Well, my wife... Crazy Strong has... Crazy Strong gets credit for me. Crazy Strong gets credit for me. I'm a combination. I got recharge strength, crazy strength, and country strength. They put it in a blender and I'm basically a superhero. I'm basically stronger than Superman at this point. Humble. When you fly, I believe it. Ladies and gentlemen. Humble. Yes. Hey, Buckeye. Mick Foley is mental.

Speaker: Um, but, uh, yeah, so, uh, let's go ahead. This, this, this list here. So yeah. Number 16 was Rocky. I wish I could have talked more about this, this damn kid parked down at the end of my apartment complex. He was like, Oh, that says building three 23 right here. And I was like, no, the fucking don't. First of all, second of all, keeping my goddamn food. I'm right in the middle of reporting, recording a podcast, bro.

Speaker: Turn it on and listen. Nonsense is nonsense. You just have to do it while you're door dashing, boy. We're going to talk shit about you in the next 20 minutes. I'm going to make fun of your goofy ass. Make me come down there. No shoes on. Looking like a jackass running through the parking lot trying to get my food. In the snow uphill. It was like 67 degrees up here today. It's actually nice outside. But yeah, so number 16 was rocky. Number 15.

Speaker: Uh, eight movies. I did not realize there was eight movies for this, for this one. Uh, from 2001 to the present, 1 .96 billion domestically and 3 .54 worldwide. Okay. Uh, everybody's favorite ogre. How many movies are there? Eight or eight movies.

Speaker: Yeah, the franchise... Michael did it with that one. You know what, when it comes down to certain movies that have franchises like Jaws that are just like, let's trouble a troll as much money as we can out of this, then you have Shrek, on the other hand, where each one of their movies are pretty decent. Yeah, no, they're all good. The first one's good and the other one's a shit.

Speaker: Well, there are seven movies right now. Shrek 2 was by far, by far and away, the franchise is most successful. I love Shrek 2. Okay, what happens in the second one? I gotta remember. Shrek 2 is where, like, her parents disapprove. Oh yeah, yeah. John, please, John, please, as her father, was...cracked me up.

Speaker: But the eighth movie from the franchise is slated to come out this year. Top good.

Speaker: No wait no no. Tom Gunn is supposed to be out this year, especially out this year. Number 14, the only reason this is so high on the list for this fucking movie is because they have made 573 fucking films off of this franchise and anybody who's associated at this point should be put the fuck down

Speaker: 11 movies, 2001 to present. Domestically, they've only made $2 billion domestically off of this fucking franchise. Worldwide, they've made $5 .8 billion. But the goddamn Fast and the Furious franchise. The only reason you're on this list is because you have more movies than anything. Here's the thing, here's the thing. Box office numbers.

Speaker: big agree however box office numbers versus merchandise numbers i guarantee the merchandise numbers are way up there because there's a whole line of fast and furious stereo what's going on john this is this is only ticket sales off the movie

Speaker: There's nothing with merchandise. Because there are movies on this list that merchandise alone would crush any movie out there. Four and five were the best ones to me. Pixar? Just look at Pixar. If you went off of merchandise from any Pixar movie, they'd be the top 20 movies. Just Pixar alone. Oh, yeah. Four and five were the best to me, honestly. They truly were.

Speaker: I liked Hobbs and Shaw, but that wasn't a Fast and the Furious movie. That was an action movie. I didn't like it. No, it was a Fast and the Furious movie. That was a Fast and the Furious movie. It said Fast and the Furious presents Hobbs and Shaw. Yeah, but it was an action movie. And I kind of like, I don't like The Rock, but I love Jason Statham. But I like Jason Statham and The Rock together because The Rock thinks he's fucking a hard ass because he's six, five, 300 some pounds all muscle. And Jason Statham's like,

Speaker: Yeah. I'll be right back. You good. No, I'm good. Number eight, kiss me off.

Speaker: Yeah, like Jason Statham's like 5 '5", 190 pounds, but Jason Statham would beat the unholy hell out of The Rock in real life. He's faster, that's why. Well, he's... The Rock is a wrestler, and Jason Statham is a real life certified badass martial artist. Too Fast, Too Furious was not good. I did not like Tokyo Drift, but everything comes around Tokyo Drift. Yeah. I would have to say too would be the worst out of all of them, but damn Tyreese is sitting here making a killing off of B &A too.

Speaker: I like some of the cars in too because they brought in the American Muscle cars and stuff like that. Yeah. So I like that in part two. But coming in at number 13 on the list, there's a near and dear franchise to Jeffrey and myself. From 78 to the present, domestically made a little over $2 billion.

Speaker: slightly or i won't say slightly because there's a big difference um but uh we're a wide 2 .5 and a half million or billion but uh the superman franchise oh yeah yeah i like man and steel i did man versus batman versus superman that was one with uh brandon roth

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Speaker: Let me look at that. I don't know. But the 2016, I know, I know it. The most you get on camera when you see it. While you fat checking, the director of it was Bryan Singer. I'm going to tell you why I know that because director Bryan Singer was the director of X -Men and X -Men 2 who left X -Men 3 to do Superman, which that movie bombed, and then the

Speaker: I think I just figured out why you're not getting laid lately.

Speaker: Calm the hell down. Well, it's going to get worse as we progress. Michael's not helping himself at all with this countdown. Coming in at number 12, from anyone to the present, I believe that most of you guys are a big fan of this franchise. I like the first few. I won't lie. I won't hate on it, but kind of,

Speaker: Lock lost its luster after a while from 81 to present Domestically made almost 2 .1 billion whatever worldwide 1 .9 billion. It's got five movies from 81 to the present the Indiana Jones franchise Yeah, there was five of them

Speaker: Yeah, I like I like I like the first couple. I like you know, I love Harrison Ford and I like the Sean Conner Oh, yeah, no, it's because of Sean Conner Temple of Doom That was the last one Temple Doom is is a hard movie to get through Number four is one with Shia LaBeouf. What's the name of it?

Speaker: Crystal skull was number four and then and then what is five?

Speaker: That was a TV show Crystal school there was only four five comes out in 2023 You know how real crystal school is it's decent

Speaker: No. Do you know what a real... Oh, no, no, no. The real Crystal Scope. That shit's real. Those are elongated skeletons. That shit's real. I'll tell you what. Dan Aykroyd... I've done research on that. Dan Aykroyd has everything you want to know about that shit. Dick Gregory spoke on it. Yeah. Well, to round out the list for tonight. Right? Put it in umbrella 11. I'm actually kind of surprised this is so high on the list, actually.

Speaker: I honestly didn't even see this coming up. But the DCU, the whole universe? No. The DC Extended Universe. That would be the animated stuff, right? It has to be. It has to be. 26, 26 movies from 2013 to the present. This isn't even including the OG Superman.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the new DC animated movies. Oh, they are the shit. They are. No, this is this their way. This includes movies. I don't care what this includes. Hold on. Pump the fucking brakes. Calm down. Jesus Christ prematurely ejaculating everywhere. Goddamn. Get a buck off. This is different interventions. Go, go.

Speaker: Ah, the DC universe includes such superhero flicks as Justice League, Man of Steel, Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman, the fourth movie in the franchise, and most successful is considered the best superhero films of all time. Wow, Wonder Woman got that much said. So this does not include animated movies? No.

Speaker: Boxhopper's figures represent only nine of the films in this franchise with a plethora of works for the night So it does include all the animated stuff, but I didn't know there was anything animated animated in movies and stuff You told me about that Harley Quinn animated stink thing that Harley Quinn

Speaker: So that's animated cartoon thing. It's a half hour. That's just so good. But if you have HBO Max, all you have to do is go on HBO, man. Yeah, they got a DC. They got everything. They got all. Yeah. But we're all wide. The holiday can't get it. Well, who's animated? I was saying something and Glick also was saying something and we both shut up at the same time. Now we're at a stalemate.

Speaker: No, I'll say this, the death of Superman and the rise of the Superman animated TV movie was a very good, very good movie, very close to the comic book. Definitely, if you are a true Superman fan, you need to watch that because that shit was shit. So what this says is, for them being number 11,

Speaker: The films, uh, the box office figures only represent nine of the films in this franchise. So it does not include the animated. So this is only what came out in the box office. That's 11 counts. It's not considered a friend. I don't think it's included. They only have one movie. It's not, it's not on here. So

Speaker: Domestically, they made 2 .28 billion dollars worldwide, 5 .63 billion dollars. Now, I want you guys to remember this. Off of 9 movies. And they were 11. So, with that being said... That's gonna put the Avengers really high up.

Speaker: Yeah, it's gotta be. The DC animated movies, if we didn't watch them on cable, and I will say this, if some people didn't bootleg them, they would have broken the bank. Right. Because, Justice League Duel, Justice League Crisis on two works. Justice League Duel looks good. The Flashpoint Paradox. Oh, I love Flashpoint. And the new Injustice animated movie.

Speaker: We're awesome. Well, let's just say, yeah, you know what? I say it once. I'll say it again. I'll say it a million times. The animated Suicide Squad. Yes. The first one. The first one. That is Suicide Squad. That live action bullshit. I know. I know. Hey, hey, no. Let's start fishing that motherfucking movie. Let's let's let's just say let's just say the MCU is higher than the DCU. Yes, we got that. We got that. We got that part.

Speaker: But it took the MCU, and we'll get to this Saturday night, 31 movies in the box office, in the theaters, to annihilate the DCU nine movies. Now, that'd be the same story.

Speaker: but that's only including from 2013 to present. That being said, DC, get off your fucking asses and bring it. Tony, we've had this conversation. You know why, you know why Marvel, the Marvel. They've been chill forever. The Disney, the Disney Marvel series, why it does so well is because they had a plan and they stuck to it and they did it in short phases.

Speaker: And they stuck to it. And all the movies are coherent. All the movies tie into each other. All the movies work. DC can't keep their shit together. And DC is a classic example of money corporations and production getting in the way of what the directors want to do.

Speaker: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but

Speaker: What they did was they put the franchise killer in charge of the DC Universe. He ruined fucking Star Trek. He ruined fucking Star Trek. Oh, Corey, that's what I thought it was. And now, now he's taking over the DC Universe. How did he ruin Star Trek? No, he ruined Star Trek. Fuck that. I can't stand you. I hate him more than I hate Peter Jackson. Which Star Trek movie did he mess up is my question.

Speaker: One, two, three. The last three? I like the first two of the last three. The third one I might give you, even though they did a good job on it. The first one was excellent. The second one is epic. I will put into darkness over the Wrath of Khan. You put into darkness over the Wrath of Khan? I will put into darkness over the Wrath of Khan. Any tricky outfit, come see me. Come see me.

Speaker: By any means I know people will live and die over rather cause because of Ricardo Montalbarn. Yeah, I know That's why Ricardo Montalbarn was the boss. He did

Speaker: you got little little anorexic fucking dr. Strains going I'm fine don't nobody know who the fuck you are that motherfucker was evil when he took that star strip over and broke the man's broke the man's daughter's leg in front of his face and it killed him in front of her face and then he transported them back to their own ship and told the captain no casting should go down without his ship

Speaker: That motherfucker was evil. He was nothing but an overcompetating. The only thing he did was take off... Then he did come for that rule. That's when he's done his crazy. You two need to sit down for a second. Me and this motherfucker need to talk. Get your ass back on camera. Get your ass back on camera. Come on. Get your ass back on camera. Glick, you finish your messages. Let me know my 10 minutes is up. Jeff, you finish your work. Mike, get your ass back on camera. Come on.

Speaker: Come on, damn it. I don't do this. Any tricky out there. Y 'all come see me. Into darkness was dope. All right? You had the damn Genesis project on the planet on the... Sounds like a Monday conversation. No, it was a good conversation. Let's sit back. You had the Genesis project on that one planet, and then you had the damn Dreadnought class. Time out. Time out. One second. Let me get one thing in.

Speaker: These are not the views and opinion of the only two people on this podcast that are actually currently getting laid and have not had their urgent card reassigned to them. These opinions are solely in basis. All Michael and Tony. Yeah, agree. Please continue, gentlemen. You don't know when I get laid. Don't be jealous.

Speaker: Buy yourself some land. I've missed conversation and you won't. I'm just saying. I know women that love Star Trek. Fuck with me if you want to. Anyway, that damn dreadnought class, star shit was classic. You're glitching. That means I'm winning. Fix your computer. Refresh your page. Show me up. I want you to hear this. I want you to fucking hear this. Refresh your page. Mama Glick, I need you to excuse me. Papa Glick, I know you're going to get a kick out of this. Get your beard. Kick your feet up. All of y 'all in the chat, just say what's up and hold on. If you ain't a Trekkie, you ain't in. If you is a Trekkie, get in here. Get in here. I want every Trekkie in on this one. All of yous.

Speaker: I'm like the step girl. Well, Queen of the Dam, come out, come out wherever you want. Come on out. We're talking about Star Trek and the Queen of the Dam. Shut up. And he's going to tell me to shut up on my shit. Your turn, Mike. I'm listening.

Speaker: Your page is freezing. I'm winning. Come on, man. Are you using every other reference? Unfortunately, gentlemen, I have to get going. I have work calling. Understood. Appreciate you. Is there anything you wanted to say before we finish this? Because me and this dude will go back and forth about this shit for a minute. Real quick. Real quick. Fuck Star Trek. Jackass. Buckeye, I can yell at you about Star Wars, too. Love you all. You're good, man. Take care, for real. Hey, much love to you. Hey, love you, brother. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

Speaker: Bye. Yeah, I said it again. Tell him every episode I love him. Deal with it. Every time I talk to that man, I tell him that.

Speaker: Deal with it. Don't hate us. Mike, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you one thing. All right. So the original Star Trek to the retic on and was was a was a sequel to an episode that happened in the TV show. All right. And the movie mirrored Moby Dick. It was about obsession. It was about being obsessed over one's anger and wanting vengeance. It actually had not only to have a plot, not only had it had an actual functioning plot,

Speaker: But it had a moral code. It had a thing. This is what happens when you let your anger consume you and you blinded by it. You know, his best friend over here going. You have a ship, you have the means to do whatever you want and go wherever you want. And then he dies and then cons. Next words is I will avenge you. The last thing his best friend wanted. Anger consumed him. His last words.

Speaker: What is quoting fucking Shakespeare? What did you have on on your on your track nothing but roll reversals one upping and Take a time for them

Speaker: The only reason why Kurt's little girl was even cared about in your version of the movie was because she showed her tits in it. That's it. That wasn't Kurt's little girl. That wasn't Kurt's little girl. That wasn't Kurt's little girl. That was the admiral's daughter. That was the admiral's daughter. Come on.

Speaker: It was a Kirk's daughter. It was a Kirk's homegirl. It wasn't even one of his booty balls. Kirk's wife? It was his wife. If you followed Star Trek by a true friend, that was his wife and mother of his son, who died in Star Trek III. I got you. I got you. I got you. Quinn on Master, you killed my son. Yes. I know about that one. But on the new one, that was the Admiral's daughter. He hadn't gotten it yet. Let's get it. The new one, look. Look, the new movie. She showed her underwear. Come on, son.

Speaker: Well, the new one, the new one. He said, come on, son. It had good action. It had good action. It had good action sequences. The story sucked. I did like, I did like what they did about Kahn's blood being, you know, they went into more depth. They did, they went into more depth about Kahn's blood. So they did expand on that concept. They revived a triple. Come on, man. They revived a triple.

Speaker: But But when it comes to a better story when it comes to a better story Nothing beats the end of Star Trek 2 where William Shatner is talking about his best friend between Kirk and Spock and then and then and then the torpedo shooting out of the ship and

Speaker: versus what they did in that movie. You know, I appreciate him wanting to retell the story. I appreciate him wanting it because it is a great story and should be retold, but it should have been done with the same care and ambition that the first one did. I hope you made the next Quentin Tarantino movie because you will bring some shit down. Nicholas Myers was not a Star Trek fan when he did that movie.

Speaker: What they needed was somebody to make it different, because let's be clear, the first six or seven they had problems with. After two, nobody worried about the others, even though they were great. They could have made movies off of books for years. They could still be making some of them. So what they did with the remake was put more action and more adventure into it instead of story. And I was good with that, because the old ones was more story than action.

Speaker: Star Trek was dying from a lack of action. That's why I say that Star Trek is smart. They're very smart. You have to want a smart movie. And Star Wars was all action, but there's not as much. Star Wars was a combination. That's why people love Star Wars more than Star Trek. It was a combination of story and action, but just as intense. Star Trek is smart.

Speaker: And if you really and if you really study it, it's it's actually mind blowing the comparisons and the predictions. It's I was about to say that what they do happens. Yeah, what they do happens. I will always give that a start. If you watch anything from the next generation back then, look at what's going on right now.

Speaker: They've been telling it. They've been telling it. Yeah. Not just with the tech. All of us. All of us. Video games. All of our tech. All of us. Civilizations being everywhere. She coming at all of it. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Next generation was telling it. I'm still trying to find that and being a troll. I am. And I don't know. Maybe I'm kind of sore that they destroyed Vulcan. But the only thing that I really I do appreciate that they did was is they called it the calendar timeline.

Speaker: They changed the history and they called the cabin timeline. But I'll say this about this new track. I hate it. Star Trek Discovery until the last season that just I liked it because they stopped trying to remake Star Trek as we already know it. And they started making their own Star Trek.

Speaker: And that's where I'm at with it. I don't mind you. You want a big Star Trek with all these new action sequences and you want gay characters and trans characters and all these things. Have that.

Speaker: The trans and the intergenerals is going to happen in a galactical aspect. You're correct. I mean, that's what he was about. I'll check this stuff if he was doing their own thing, because what they did was find a new way to travel space. That's what Trekkies needed. We already understood war speed. We understood how long it was going to take. We understood where we were in the galaxy. And we understood how far everything was. We had the power. They began War of Nine forever. So I mean, and I'm OK with this war drive. But it's just when they started making their own Trek,

Speaker: their own technology. I like the track that's in it now. And the technology finally matches. It matches, but see, with Discovery, what they're playing with is people say you could travel by far. And that's exactly what it means to start your Discovery. But that's a long damn distance. We out of time. Go ahead, Glick. I'm sorry. I needed those 10 minutes. Yeah, sorry. Well, now that you guys ruined an entire podcast, we didn't ask. We did not. We did not. Somebody made my story. Holy shit, that was a lot.

Speaker: That was nothing. That was nothing. Tony Dean. I got time this weekend. Friday night or Saturday night. You don't need to give me my platform. Whenever you're live. Friday night or Saturday night. Friday or Saturday after the podcast. I'm gonna let some motherfuckers know. Twatty, I mean Liggy, and you and your new boyfriend. My boyfriend, who you talking about?

Speaker: Not yours first. Go back to the comments. Anyways, I'll let you guys have after the show. You need to do it on mine or you trying to do it on yours? No, no. We're going to do it on yours because you're getting a platform and there's motherfuckers. Nobody are going to come into mine. Do it on yours and call them.

Speaker: I said I say that because some of the shit that I get caught in is because it's on my broadcast I don't have a problem with it. You would address it. They're gonna see it now with me be or you gotta do was unblock him I don't know if you have blocked her or not, but I've never blocked her I don't care about her goofy ass. I don't know where they came from I'll see what I could find out but

Speaker: No, I don't know either. But anyways, like I said, I'll talk to you guys outside of here. We don't have to rehash all that nonsense. Well, I'll stay and sit on your hat. Will y 'all learn by now? I know you do. That's what I said. And you're the only one on this app that's willing to give me a platform outside of my own. I'll bring all of y 'all. But with that being said, we had a good show. We had fun tonight. You know, we always have fun in here. Always. I know some people are mad because I'm still the champ. Be better. I'm not understanding.

Speaker: Be throwing me, if you can. Working on it. In the meantime, feel free to check out the merch store. Those of you who want to get behind me, join the GWO.

Speaker: Let everybody else know. There's shirts in the store. You know, I'm really regretting that **** **** now. Well, you said the NGO and Tony and Tony. You said the NGO. You said the NGO.

Speaker: And now he's like, well, you said, well, you said the NGO and then Tony, Tony fixed it and said the NWG. And I like that. They also had the new, what was it? The New Glick Outlaws or something like that. I think I think the GWI came up with a new Glick Outlaws. I did come up with. Yeah. But no, we do appreciate you guys hanging out. We'll be back Saturday night right here live on Haps. Unless I got another interview. Well, you better schedule that interview after our after our picks.

Speaker: Let me tell you something. Otherwise you'll be filming an event. You saw how Saturday night went, right? I've seen how it started and I can only imagine how it did. Oh yeah, I talked to you about that. That was good. I will tell you, I do have a couple more. I am not going to speak too much on that. I am glad that you had fun. I'm happy for you. That was awesome for you. It's opening doors for me. It's opening doors for me. Yeah, it really is.

Speaker: It is. But like I said, Monday nights, I got to get with Cam. Monday nights, we might see a new little, because we have wanted to get into formats and I have so much on my plate and Cam said he was going to jump into some of that stuff for me. So maybe we can start scheduling some stuff on Monday nights because we don't have a full cast. Mondays are going to be the easiest for that stuff. But like I said, I do appreciate y 'all hanging out with me. Not me, I'm sorry.

Speaker: with us tonight. We had fun. I do apologize for my blow up, but I said what had to be said. It was kind of unprovoked and unnecessary. The shit that went down in the chatters box. I wasn't the only one upset with it. I seen you guys in the chatters box all kind of questioning the same thing. Not to mention messages that I was getting outside of the podcast. But either way, at the end of the day, we all had fun. We all laughed.

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Speaker: And then you get every single episode. I hope a lot of what we do, even when we run off topic, is entertaining to the people who are listening and busy. Like, look at the time. Absolutely. You can watch the chatters box, even when you guys were just going on your Star Trek thing. The chatters box was still going. Yes. The fact that you all interact with the conversation, leave a comment on the conversation with some feedback and help, it does a lot in my community for this podcast. So if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But I love seeing Adam when I go live. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you, Wicked.

Speaker: No, we are four different gentlemen, four different backgrounds, four different up rings, four different ages. Jeff and I are the only one that are the same age. Mike's a little bit younger than us, Tony's a little bit older than us. But we are four guys that can come together and we can talk about anything and everything because we have a lot of common interest and we have fun. So check this out, join us live, get in the chatter's box, shoot the shit with us.

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Speaker: I was just going, oh, there it is. See, that's what you got to bring to the table. When I drink a beer, you'll be ready. I saw some Crown Peaches in the corner. I need a donation to fit it out, so I'm going to get a bottle. We can get right into this. We can get right into this. Let me be honest with y 'all. Let me be honest with y 'all. He's going to start having beef with people from what I saw in that. I don't know where that came from. I had a couple of issues that I've tried to resolve. But one, I don't think I'm going to. So if that does happen,

Speaker: I don't think we want that, so let me do my best to prevent it. I don't want that bullshit. I've never been about that life. I don't want that bullshit, but if you come at me, then let it be known that I'm the wrong one. I'm a motherfucker that'll set the world on fire and sit back and drink a beer and watch it burn. And Tony's right there beside me. I will look like the after -credits scenes on Justice League if you piss me off that enough. So, but yeah. Yes, wicked Italian eyes, crown pieces, a bottle around the corner for $50. I ain't got the money.

Speaker: Thank you to our new followers. Thank you to our new followers tonight here on Habs. I'm thinking about it, Debbie. I'm thinking about it. Let me get Jason situated, and I'll let y 'all know. Because staying up with y 'all, I can't go to bed in that. Because y 'all get me so drunk, I can't sleep. But I feel like I really feel like coming up. I had a couple ideas earlier.

Speaker: Oh, nice. But with that with that being said, I'm sorry. Thank you guys again. Thank you guys for listening. We're going to wrap this up the only way we know how with our guys from Blacktop Mojo. If you're not already, go give them a follow. Go check them out anywhere and everywhere on social media and anywhere you stream music. Let them know we sent you.

Speaker: And we're going to do this. This has become the official show closer, the outro of the song. Uh, I don't know if they know that or not, but we gotta, we gotta let them know. But, um, a little, a little blacktop Mojo.

Speaker: With yeah, I was trying to wait for the it's got such a slow burn Some of their songs come in and they punch you right in the mouth right off the bat and other ones. They just got it slowly Little wicked woman from blacktop mojo, we'll see you guys Saturday night. Thank you for hanging out. We appreciate y 'all We love you Tony Mike. I love you guys Jeffrey. I love you

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Speaker: Lord, I'm the one who tells me lies are gone and she starts to feast. You know my smile, how to face it, she wants my soul to leave.

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Nope. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp, something like

Speaker: I can stab defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. Got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring it back and that'll be 1362.

Speaker: And I'm gonna have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment Whatever man, okay stats. I'm sorry Yeah

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Speaker: Oh, shit, shit.

Speaker: Michael, I just want to say one thing that was about the saddest old shit chuck I've ever heard in my life. But with that being said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We will see you Saturday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Hit him with it one time, Michael. Nobody's here. You want me to turn it off or peace out? I don't know what to do now. I'm confused. I don't know what the hell you do. Just say your fucking goodbyes. Jesus Christ. Peace out.

Speaker: I don't know if Tony's here or not. Otherwise Tony would say, Hey mother had you mother made you motherfucker. Yes, sir. Goodbye motherfuckles. We'll see you Saturday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. We are out of here. If I can figure out how to turn this