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Speaker: Dressed out by the devil I got fire in my bones Burning with the black heart And cursed to roam Life of the sunshine It's cold on my face Forbidden food on my tongue It's sweet to the taste You should try and kill me Try and turn me down
Speaker: You're too pissed to lend me a laugh at the sound And as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I'll come out of the valley of the shadow of death
Speaker: Where he's got the lightning, baptized in the dirt. Another one through the valley, comes in shadow again. Come out of the valley, with that shadow set.
Speaker: Will there be trouble on the rise? Will there be trouble on the rise? Will there be trouble on the rise?
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Little black top mojo to start your Saturday night. Drop your socks and grab your cocks. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense, you silly sons of bitches. Yeah, I don't think we can grab our cocks on here. We might get banned. All right. Don't worry about it. Just grab your cock and drop your socks. Do it below camera. Extra Zoom.
Speaker: I'm Glick, hanging out with Jeff as always. You guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on social media, at Nance and School Nonsense, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the Twitch, the TikTok, the Twitch, the YouTube.
Speaker: Also, if you want to get all the episodes of the old podcast Caruski, go ahead and check us out on Spotify and Google Play and Apple Podcasts and Anchor and basically anywhere you get your podcast jollies. So go give us a liking. Go give us a pounding. Go give Jeff a double thumbing.
Speaker: also we are live right now as we are every Wednesday and Saturday night on Haps Facebook and if you'd like to email us Jeff where can you do so at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com flawless my friend always well I got one job I'm gonna do it the fucking shit right
Speaker: I have. Mama, Mama said I got one job if you don't do it right. Well, if anything worth doing, worth doing it right. That's what my pops always told me. Is anything worth doing, worth doing it right? If you're gonna fuck it up, fuck it up, broily. Fuck it up, man. I'm all about fucking shit up. I'm super excited tonight. My wife is finally coming home. Not till late, but she's coming home.
Speaker: Uh, her cousin had a miscarriage, unfortunately. So she had to stay for that. She had to stay. Yeah. It was, uh, it's, it's very sad. I've been down that road. It's not a fun road. Yes. Uh, myself as well. I have, I have been down that road. It does suck. It's it's very bumpy road. That's a terrible lie to say when you're in Mexico city with Juan for the week, but yeah.
Speaker: No, but she is coming home tonight. She sent me a flight info. Um, unfortunately she didn't land till like 10 o 'clock my time, which is like 11 o 'clock your time. Uh, uh, which means she probably won't get home until 11 30. Because get 11 30, my time, my time, my time.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. She won't, she won't, her flight won't land until like a little bit in your turn? Her flight lands at 10. No, her flight lands at 10, my time, which means, you know, she's got to get out. She's got to go and wait for her fucking luggage and all that stupid shit. Uh, she didn't have to go through customs like that. Um, and then she's got to go and hopefully the buses are still running. We don't know because pre COVID they ran until midnight, but, uh,
Speaker: with COVID and shit, things shut down sooner, which I doubt they would change the bus schedule. So I'm thinking it's the bus stop running at 11. So it's going to be close. What's going on, Hailey? If she has to take a cab, it's going to cost a goddamn fortune. Yeah, I was going to say, if the buses are done running,
Speaker: Then she can she'll be forced to take a cab. Yeah, she forced to take a cab. The problem, like I explained it earlier, the problem is the cab from the airport. Yeah, you explained it earlier. Yeah, to you. You explained it to me earlier, and I think I had a stroke trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about. The airport is literally middle of fucking nowhere. Nobody lives near the airport in Cancun. It is halfway between
Speaker: Well, not halfway, it's just outside of Cancun, but it's on the main highway. And nobody lives close to the airport, so that's just great for, you know, you don't have to worry about sound or anything shit like that. But it's not like you can just kind of stick your thumb out in any cab that drives by. You have to take the airport shuttle cabs, which costs 10 times as much, and nobody has a meter in their cab, they just go, well, this is the price, you don't like it, tough shit.
Speaker: So does, will the airport shuttle cab thingamajigger, would it bring her all the way home or is it just going to take her to? No, it'll take her to a area downtown. Well, if she got a cab, she could take it all the way home. Yeah, obviously. It will cost easily 100 to 150 bucks.
Speaker: Now that doesn't sound like a whole lot of money coming from the airport and stuff, but considering how far is the airport? The airport is half hour outside the city limits. But how far is it from you guys? Almost an hour. Holy smokes. I guess that sounds... Do you guys not have an Uber and stuff there? Oh we do, but the thing is,
Speaker: When you get a, this is a hilarious bit of factoid for Cancun. Mexico City, okay, where my wife's been. There is Uber, there's taxis, there's four different taxi companies, all this shit, right? Not a problem between any of them. They're like, yeah, do your thing, we'll do our thing. There's plenty of money out there. Cancun is different. The Cancun Taxi Company is a, they like to try to keep a monopoly.
Speaker: on everything. So when Uber came in, to get a taxi, a hack license, it costs like 350 ,000 pesos, or I want to say like $15 ,000, which I think is ridiculous, but whatever. And Uber, you just show up and say, hey, I want the job. And they're like, you got a car? Yes. Okay, here you go. Yeah, you got to have a...
Speaker: The cost is not there that it is to be a taxi. To drive for Uber, you have to show proof of license, proof of vehicle, and proof of insurance. Right. And the problem is - And they do do a background check, but - Well, yeah. But the problem is the Cancun taxi company is like, oh, fuck that shit. And they've been at war since day one. Cars have been burnt with Molotov cocktails.
Speaker: it's fucked up taxi company owned by the fucking cartel indirectly fair enough yeah it's it's it's it's well half the guys that drive taxis don't really drive taxis if they don't I mean they drive other things
Speaker: But it's this whole thing. I mean, you could still take, there's another company that's called DD, which you could actually be a taxi driver and be a DD driver as well. So that's the safer bet between that and Uber. But it's still a, like, they ask you don't sit in the back seat if you're by yourself, sit in the front seat, like your friend or the guy driving you kind of thing. It's really weird.
Speaker: a buddy of mine used to drive for uber and he got surrounded by six taxi drivers while he's trying to drive clients and the cops were like you guys work it out like it was fucked up i'm like i'd like to see them try that shit with me do you guys work it out yeah pretty much that's what the cop said
Speaker: Yeah, you know what, that's when... The problem with the cops in Mexico is it's a whole other ball game. Well, they're all boxing. Who's got the most cash? Yeah, exactly. Who's got more cash? I can get out of a speeding ticket for a smile and five bucks.
Speaker: Yeah, well, and that's the thing, if I was an Uber driver down there, I would, I would carry and about time, 6 ,000 drivers swarmed around and the cops had figured out yourself. So, by the time I shooting, you turn over the face. So.
Speaker: And we just lost Jeff. So we'll see if Jeff comes back. It's so crazy to be in the world that he lives down there. It absolutely blows my mind. That world that he lives in, Jeff is really something some minor difficulties. Oh, I haven't broken it. That's a hell of a way to start showing up on Saturday night.
Speaker: I'm sure it has a review that he wants to do. And then, of course, we got a lot of news coming up.
Speaker: If I can hear I'm sorry for the for the sun just. We'll be alright. We'll get her back and rock it and roll it in a matter of a moment.
Speaker: While we're waiting to see Jeff comes back, I do want to give a shout out to Rob Durham. Our guest Wednesday night, it was a really good show. Rob was awesome to have on. He was a lot of fun. He was a good dude. Hopefully we can give you a lot of fun and get him down, but we're really cool. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. That was weird. There he is.
Speaker: Yeah, you kind of left me floundering. You kind of left me floundering there a minute. Well, I thought it actually kicked me off Haps. Well, yeah, I had invited you and then reinvided you because you were like talking and it froze up and then your camera just went away, which completely caught me off guard. So I just floundered around. But what I was saying when you came back in was I was saying that Wednesday night show was really cool, having Robin here.
Speaker: Rob was really cool guest. I'd like to get back in here again sometime when he can hang out longer, but he went up spending the whole show with us. Yeah. Well, I actually rewatched it last night. I had it on the background while I was watching stuff. And it reminded me that I had to send him that link. I was like, oh yeah, he asked for that link for KineMaster. So I was able to send him that link. So I was like, nice. Yeah, I was just on Wednesday.
Speaker: I actually, uh, actually I just re uploaded that, uh, that, or I'd not re uploaded, but I uploaded that episode. Yeah. I took my laptop over and, uh, uploaded it and, and shared it out and that whatnot. I put it on Facebook and I put it on Twitter. I haven't shared it out out yet, but, um, it's up and posted. So, but I was also saying I'm sure that you have, where in the fuck is.
Speaker: Where is anybody yet? Well, I actually have my movie of the week and it's I was just saying Well, I I didn't have one on Saturday obviously because we didn't go and then I didn't have one Yesterday or Wednesday because Rob was here. So I've been sitting on the same movie for all that time because I actually saw the trailer for it on YouTube it is called a
Speaker: Percy versus Goliath. And it's, it's, well, it's actually got stars, Christopher Walken, Christina Ricci's in it and Zach Braff. And it's actually about a farmer that he, he's, he's what, what is known as a seed saver, which means, you know, most farmers, when they, when they plant their crop,
Speaker: You know, they, you know, use their combine, pick it up and go drop it off. And then the next time they're ready to plant, they go buy more seed from a company. Well, this farmer saves his seeds each year and then just, you know, he figured out, okay, this combination of whatever I did worked, so we'll plant this one because it's, you know, stronger and it's going to last. And it's a...
Speaker: big coulomer that's a real coulomer. It's based on a true story. I can't remember the name of it. It's a GMO company. They make GMO seeds where they mess with the design or whatever. I plant DNA, so to speak, and make it stronger and what?
Speaker: And some of their seed ended up in his field in the year prior. And they're like, you need to pay us like $10 ,000. He's like, dude, I ain't got 10 grand. I'm a small farmer. And Zach Braff plays his lawyer, and he's like, well, we can take him to court, but I don't advise it. And he's like, let's go to court. And it actually became a big case. Like I said, it's a true story.
Speaker: Amazing movie. It's not on netflix. It's not on any streaming site that I found but it did come out in 2020 So it should be out somewhere Where did he find it to watch it? I have websites that I use that are not necessarily legal I actually watched it on watchseries .hd watchserieshd .com and
Speaker: The only reason I found the trailer on YouTube, if you put in Percy versus Goliath on, it's based on true story. Zach Braff is genius in it. Meanwhile, he's genius in everything. But, you know, he plays a lawyer, he's got like a limp. And it's, unfortunately, the one thing that kind of threw me off is it took place in Canada.
Speaker: So yeah, you see him in court and I'm like, that's not how court is done because it's Canadian court. So it's a little disconcerting because they don't say your honor. They say my Lord. And I'm like, no, this is not, you know, medieval times. But it's it's a really good movie. Fucking amazing. Excellent. Loved it.
Speaker: So, Pirsi, Pirsi. Pirsi versus Goliath. Starring Christopher Walken. If you, like I said, go onto YouTube, pop it in, Pirsi versus Goliath. The trailer is, what's it called? Like, fuck, I gotta see this movie. And the fact that it's based on a true story and the fact that, well, I don't wanna give away the spoiler, but if you can literally look up the guy's name, the guys, the real guy's name is,
Speaker: uh, Percy. Oh my God. I can't pronounce his last name. Smiser S C H M E I S E R. Hmm. But if you look it up, he goes up against, I can't remember the name of the company. It's based on a 1998 lawsuit. Uh, he's a small town farmer. Uh, doesn't say the name of the conglomerate that he goes up against.
Speaker: But it's a real conglomerate, you know, I mean, they don't change anything to save the innocent company, but it basically stopped it. The case that he eventually took the Supreme Court of Canada, which means this thing, you know, like traffic court, actually stopped GMO wheat. So all the wheat that
Speaker: you and I eat and bread and whatnot is non -GMO because of this case. Hmm. Which is it's like it's extremely interesting. There's almost almost has like a documentary feel in the in a form of storytelling. Amazing movie. I loved it. Oh, Christina. Of course. There it is. Well, she plays a I watched it because Christopher Walkins a genius.
Speaker: You watched it because Christina Ricci was when I found out Christina Ricci was in it. I was like, I'm watching this fucking movie tonight. And I was sick. Because unfortunately, all I could do with covid was sit there and watch fucking TV in my room. And like I said, my wife was out of town. I was like, fuck it. I got nothing to do. I'm going to watch this fucking movie. So genius movie.
Speaker: Well, Kristin Ritchie's character plays a, uh, she's kind of like a, uh, social justice warrior for, she's like a vegan shit. You know, kind of, yeah, almost annoyingly so.
Speaker: Well, it's Christine Ritchie, so I let it pass. I'm like, yeah, whatever. You could do whatever you want, honey. Yeah. Pretty. I don't care. This is the dumbest one good movie ever, but I'm going to say it's awesome. No, actually, actually in all seriousness, take her out of it. And, uh, it would be a good movie. Nah, nice.
Speaker: You, you got a job to do pops and you're, you're at my instance. What the fuck? They left my house hours ago and they're still over my aunt and uncles. Lord almighty. Well, I mean,
Speaker: If you're into those kinds of movies, you probably like it. I mean, you're probably the same type of person that like that, that like like Aaron Brockovich or whatever would like that type of movie. It sounds to me. It's very Aaron Brockovich. It's it's the little guy going up a big company. Yeah. To me, it sounds it sounds incredibly boring. Just yeah. But it is it is a little bit slow, but shit like that, you know, that's based on a true story about the little guy.
Speaker: fucking love them. You know, it's a whole hundred. Fuck the little guy. Cause one day I'm gonna, one day I'll be the big guy and I'll step on the little guy and be like, fuck you, you little pussy. Can you hold that shit down? If you want to get to where I am, work for it. Don't try to take me to now. You know, the old saying that, uh, there's an old, an old quick story of the,
Speaker: Speaking of the big guy and the little guy, this guy's working at a... No, this guy's working at a... He's washing cars for this big company. The boss pulls in a brand new Ferrari. And the guy's in boss's hands and the keys. Can you give it a quick wash up real quick? Yeah, sure, no problem. He says, boss, this is an amazing, beautiful car. I says, you know what? You're right. It is a beautiful car.
Speaker: If you work super hard one day, I'll buy another one. That's the big guy right there. Oh my God. Well, I made the statement that pops had a really good top 10 tonight, but I feel like as good as his top 10 is going to be. I'm going to have to cancel him.
Speaker: top 10 regions. Why not drive a Ford dually? He's he's he's he's he says the guy who was like uh I gotta have a car that goes zero to 400 in one second. Don't get wrong. I love a dually. I hate a Ford. Yeah, you mean Dodge dually. I'll be alright but I prefer Chevy. I plan to build me a dually. I can't
Speaker: How crazy is that? I could import a fucking train into Mexico if I had the money. Train, plane, bus, whatever. But a dual axle or a dual rear wheel pickup cannot be shipped for pickup style. Like, I don't know. It's the weird rule. Like, a box truck, not a problem. But like, your pops truck, no.
Speaker: Probably so much cheaper and so much easier for you to just buy a dually rather than they don't sell them here. They don't sell them here. Well, you can't get one imported either. So you're not going to fucking build one. Sounds like you're so my little friend. No, you take the rear axle. You buy it. You buy a truck and you take the rear axle off of a dually box truck. Slap that bitch on her new bedside. You're ready to rock.
Speaker: You take a regular axle and then you take two more wheels and you duct tape them to the other wheels and then you gotta move. Well, actually, there's a company here. There's a company here. I gotta tell you this. There's a company here called Coppell. Okay, Coppell sells - You can't afford shit either. Coppell is a fucking store that you go and you buy stuff on leeway, right? Fuckin' pull on me. Yeah, we'll talk about that. That's crazy. They have these Nissan pickup trucks.
Speaker: And then they built a van trailer, like on a semi truck, right? And then they build their own dually trucks out of these Nissan pickup trucks. And that's how they do deliveries. They're like miniature semi trucks, but it's a, it's a Nissan, uh, was it NP 300?
Speaker: front end. So it's like, no, these aren't hard bodies. It's fucking hilarious. But fucking cool. And I want one. Well, I've seen how they make their doodles. So I'm gonna make them. Speaking of doodles and small dick mentality. Yeah. Let's go ahead and try to get pops in here so he can do his top 10. He can do it. Then I can kick his ass out.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, supposedly he's at my aunt and uncle's. So I don't know how well this stops. It's a good top 10. I just don't know how well it's going to go because I'm sure they're probably all drinking.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you're hoovering and hollering in the background. We're on TV. Like, not really. Because YouTube is on TV. It doesn't mean you're on TV. We're on Chris's Famous podcast. Shut up. We're not famous. We're infamous. Oh, speaking of infamous, your phone's sideways, dad.
Speaker: Is it? Fuck. There you go. Fixed? Oh god. Oh, I was talking about Pops. Yeah, Pops. Oh, Pops is internet. Our service is trash. Oh, yes. He's glitching about. Don't they got Wi -Fi out there in Centrobird?
Speaker: No. He's just see the top of his head. I know. I'm fucking old people. Oh, wow. That is really bad. I'm seeing it on the TV now. What is it? Nineteen or two thousand four? Yeah, I can't even hear. We can't. We can't hear you. I can't understand the word you're saying, Pops. You are so glitched. Yeah, it's bad out here.
Speaker: It's like a 2004 webcam. It really is the first ever zoom meeting. Yeah. Really quiet. You're going to have to speak up pops.
Speaker: Jesus Christ, you're fired. Yeah. Can you hear me now? Yeah. Can you hear me now? Yeah. Stop moving your damn phone around. There. Pull the dick out of your mouth. Yeah. All right. Shit. Hey, one again.
Speaker: Here, let me give you your intro. We're going to suffer through this. Non -sensical nonsense worth real men with lack of genius. Today we salute you, Mr. I -Dive to live for no reason. So it's your time to shine. Give us your top 10. That's still funny. All right, Pops.
Speaker: Stop dancing around. Hold still. What is your, do you have your top 10? All right, my top 10. Most prominent cities in the United States. Nice.
Speaker: That's a good one for spooky season, which we're in right now. Pops. Pops, top 10 most haunted cities in the United States of America. Number one, Sydney, Australia. Did Jeff put this list together? All right, what do you got, Pops? Now that you froze and disappeared.
Speaker: This is rough. I don't tell him he froze he'll freak out He is he's froze pop your connection your pot your connection is horrible Yes, you're really bad glitching out something fierce. I Know a phone call All right
Speaker: Just send me your top 10. I'll do your top 10. Yeah. We can't hear you. Hold on a second. I'm gonna, and I like you. Do nonsense go nonsense podcast that you know the column. I can't, like it is so bad. That is really bad. That is like seriously like 2004 webcam.
Speaker: I remember buying my first webcam thinking, wow, I can actually see people, but Jesus. Yeah. No, like I was never video calls back then. I mean, that was like, you'd be like, show me your boobs and like, uh, I think that's a boob. What the hell? Oh God. What did I do? Okay. There we go. Yeah. No, I was actually really stoked because, uh, like I said, Pops and Joe were over here earlier today.
Speaker: Right. I asked him, I asked him, I said, Hey, you're going to, you're going to be around for, uh, you're going to be able to do the top 10 tonight. He's like, yeah, yeah, I got it. And I was like, okay, cool. And he's like, I got a really good one. I was like, Oh, do you? And he said, yeah, most top 10 most haunted cities in the United States.
Speaker: And I was like, that's fucking awesome. I mean, considering it is almost that way. And you're a fucking whore or nut. Yeah, I'm so. Joy and send it to me. All right. No worries, Pops. I don't know if you guys just call this for you. The service was horrible. Oh, my gosh. Really bad.
Speaker: and we just were not gonna be able to get through that at all. Well, no, I could barely hear him. I was sitting here covering my ears so I could actually hear well. Yeah, while he was freezing up and everything else. Don't worry. Yeah, not a big deal. I will slide in for Pops tonight, which I was already prepared to do. I had a different list, but I was already prepared to do. But I like this list better.
Speaker: So pops top 10 most haunted cities in America. Number 10, Portland, Oregon. Well, that's okay. Cause Portland is a bunch of weirdos anyways. Well, the reason for that, this is true. I'm like, they're proud of their, they're proud to be weirdos out there. Like they have signs, you know? Yeah. Yeah. They're proud of it. Um, Portland, Portland, which I always forget about this.
Speaker: They have the, there are several fault lines under Portland, Oregon, which is also situated on the Columbia River to make it a perfect haunting ground, mainly because they say like,
Speaker: water and electricity and blah blah blah certain things bring the spirits out but one of the things in Portland that they had were what they called Shanghai Shanghai high tunnels tunnels where travelers would stay in hotels or they would be at bars or whatever and they had um
Speaker: drop the hatch door, the traveler would drop down to the tunnel underneath the hotel room or whatever, they would kill him and rob him. Nice. I was thinking, I was, I was thinking the exact opposite. I was thinking like, so when you're fuck around on your wife and she knocks on the door, you just jump in the door and get the fuck out of Dodge. He's not here. Well, well, well, that's where the, hence the Shanghai, because that's what they say. When you Shanghai somebody, you blindside them and whatnot.
Speaker: So. Right. And then number number nine on the list. Is San Francisco, California. I've been. I was not impressed. I bet you were very. I was nine. Well, either way, but much like. Got it. Thank you, Joe. Thank you. Yes.
Speaker: Uh, much, much like Portland, they've got the fault lines in the water, uh, working in their, their, their favor. Uh, the Cameron house and China house or Chinatown, uh, which once was a hiding place for immigrants to escape the brutality of the police was burned down with people inside of it. Some say the remain trapped there, even turning up photographs. Now I'm even turning up in photographs down again. That would be dope. Uh, the golden state park is supposedly, um,
Speaker: A police officer is said to roam the Golden State Park and they form our headmistors. You got the Queen Anne Hotel and Alcatraz, which obviously, I have not to mention the fact that I actually did the tour of Alcatraz.
Speaker: They it was like it was an audio walk so they give you like a walk in with a tape and as you walk around they're like You're now reaching at cell 114 And this is said to be haunted by if you stare at this angle and all that shit and I'm like
Speaker: the the
Speaker: step -grandfather, he was born in San Francisco, my grandmother married him, I want to say in like 90, no, not even nine, it was like 88, something like 889. And since most of the family was from Ohio, every summer,
Speaker: another kid would go spend the summer with grandma and grandpa. Would go missing in San Francisco. My family used to. The one thing I found funny was like, you know, my, my, my grandmother, uh, if you count the adopted kids, there was 10 kids in total. Each one had at least two kids. So they had probably been to Alcatraz so many times they were like, we don't need the fucking tape this time. We can tell you we've heard the fucking tape.
Speaker: just because I'm a nerd. That's how I was with Charleston. But anyways, so number eight, it's not really much of a shocker here. Chicago, Chicago is number eight on the list of most honored cities in America. Um, but Chicago where gangsters and Confederate soldiers once roamed sits on several fault lines as well. Where you started to see a trend here, Jeff. There's a little bit of a pattern here. Yeah. Right. Um,
Speaker: Well, uh, several fault lines as well as Lake Michigan, which makes it a perfect corridor for the paranormal, paranormal, paranormal words are hard. I got to read later on to do tonight too. Uh, gangsters used to like the gangsters used to like, I did say that right. That don't sound right. Gangsters used to like to dump the bodies here. And some say you can still hear the street, the screams from Clark street bridge.
Speaker: The Clark Street Bar near the site of the former warehouse where Al Capone's in the notorious Valentine's Day Massacre took place is also to be haunted. Al Capone has been getting a lot of time on our show and I've got another Capone. I've got a Capone story tonight too. Nice.
Speaker: Which I think you'll get a kick out of. I was kind of reading over it. It's pretty cool. But also there were over 6 ,000 Confederate soldiers buried at Oakwood Cemetery during the Civil War. And strange figures have been reported there. If you're traveling on Archer Avenue, beware the famous vanishing hitchhiker. Since the 1930s, men driving northeast on the road have reported picking up a female hitchhiker, which every state, every town,
Speaker: There's like what 25 songs and stories about shit like that. You know, they're red. So vine Did a does a song it's not really a song but it's it's amazing red. So vine didn't actually say He talked to music, but he tells a story called phantom 309 All Jackson did a song Well Midnight in Montgomery where he picked up the ghost of Hank Williams senior
Speaker: Well, that's really fucking now. I want to hear that song. I know. I want to make me want to listen to it. Well, if you got after show, well, well, much like Robert Cross did the crossroads where he did the song about how he met the devil and sold his soul. Yeah. But anyways, they did that. And like Peewee's fucking.
Speaker: Big adventure. Yeah. Yeah. Tell a blood march, Marc. Tell a blood march, Marc. She was like... That was such a good movie. Oh, man. I'm going to watch that movie again now. I haven't seen that movie in years. I've yet to see the new one. I don't want to see the new one. That original, man. The original thing is great. Big adventure. That cracked me up, man. It always was good.
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Speaker: Yeah. So anyways, I don't know that. Um, let me, let me finish this. Let me finish this up for Chicago and then I'll touch on the crime. Okay. But, uh, since the 1930s, mid, mid, mid driving Northeast on the road, I've reported picking up a female hitchhiker often described as blonde hair, blue eyed Hitler's ideal person. Yeah. And wearing a white part
Speaker: I, I, I, every time I pick a picture, I say the same thing as gas or grass, baby. No ride rides for free. I got a, I got a full tank of gas. I don't smoke grass. So you know what that means. You better start sucking. You know what? I'm good.
Speaker: Hey, you know what? You said start sucking. That might be a that might be a good sucking if she she's like It's like the orangutan in the banana.
Speaker: I was like, oh, Jesus Christ. But, yeah, so she asked for it to be taken to a certain location and then steps out of the car vanishes or take her to the house and then you go knock on the door and her mom answers and she's like, oh, well, that was my daughter and she died in a horrible car accident. What's worse is that mother's like every fucking Tuesday.
Speaker: Corey Hunter, Corey Hunter said naughty. I'm sorry, Corey. Is this your first time in our podcast? Welcome to the show. We do apologize. We're terrible human beings, but we're awesome. We're good people. But yeah, I mean, it would get that's like that, you know, knock on the mom's door and it's like every fucking Tuesday. I wish that whole daughter of mine would just fucking.
Speaker: Oh Jeff Corey Hunter said that she's known you since you guys puppies. Oh, yeah. Did you go to the curse on her? Yeah, she was in cosmetology. Oh, Cory is. Yeah, Cory Chris is. He was in building trades with me.
Speaker: I know who she is. Okay. Yeah. I think I know who she is. Okay. Yeah. But anyways, so the crybaby bridge, she was one of the ones, no, she was, she was, uh, uh, in our grade, but we got our, when we got our hair dyed, uh, I was hoping I used to have a big crush on Corey, but, uh,
Speaker: I was hoping she'd be the one doing our hair, but it wasn't. It was a senior class. So yeah, I think I'm pretty sure I know who she is. Oh, so I don't sound like an asshole to ask you, Jeff, you have her initials on her leg. That's right. I forgot about that. I do. They're on my knee.
Speaker: Oh, well, okay. Fair enough. But to touch on the cry baby bridge before we continue the, uh, top 10, uh, the cry baby bridge. I mean, every, the story is usually the story varies, but it's usually, uh, typically a mother who either the husband left her and she threw her baby into the river off of a bridge and the baby. And then she killed herself or.
Speaker: sometimes there's a witch involved, sometimes it's a murder, it's a murder, suicide, whatever. But if you go on the bridge at night, you'll hear the baby crying and then you'll see the mom. But every state, every town, sometimes it involves, if you park your car at a certain time and shut the engine off and turn the lights off, the car gets pushed tight, Bill. And I want to ask you about the initials.
Speaker: Great I had a thing for Cory and and I caught in my leg with a razor blade Interesting see Joe knows what I'm talking about Joe said crybaby crybaby. Where's your baby?
Speaker: There you go. And that's one of the things, like you're supposed to do certain things and stuff like that. Yeah, it's like the Candyman thing, say it five times in front of them here, which I'm still too busy to do. Let's do it together. Let's do Bloody Mary together. Yeah, fuck it. Come on, let's do it. I'm never gonna. We'll do it live on the podcast. Yeah. We can do Bloody Mary together. There you go. I've done it before.
Speaker: I'll smack that bitch right in her mouth. I ain't worried. Give my son a little shot in the mirror, this prick. Number seven. My, my, where I call home. The only place that I've, one of the few places I've been truly happy at. Charleston, South Carolina. Nice. Which is actually, they've, they have dropped down on the list.
Speaker: Charleston is one of those good old southern cities where so much history from the Civil War to pirates and voodoo. The ghost never want to leave plus two rivers run through it providing liquid fuel for the ghostly fire. Plus it's on actually Charleston has one of the largest fault lines in the country. It's just an act of seeing a pattern here.
Speaker: This is all really cool. Where are you? Where are you at down in South Carolina? I used to live in Charleston. But if I don't recall, it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't mention it doesn't mention the fault line. But just from living down there and knowing the history and everything like that, it does have one of the largest fault lines in the country that runs through there. It's just inactive. OK, I don't know about burgers. That's the thing about fault lines, man. What the fuck?
Speaker: They got the Ashley River thing to worry about. Yeah. But, um, so you got at Boone Hall plantation, which I used to live right down the road from. No, wait. Yeah. Yeah. Um, you got the ghost of a civil war soldier has been spotted and it looks like he's trying to remove a bullet from a fallen comrade at the brick house in the 13th step. Legend has it that ghost of scorn lovers link brick house is a restaurant now.
Speaker: Yeah, when I lived down in Charleston, we had a pretty big one down there. It was pretty crazy. She's in Somerville. The downtown area known as the Battery, which we kind of touched on this, was an artillery installation during the Civil War.
Speaker: guests at the battery carriage house in, which used to be a customer of mine, may find their room already taken. Some male guests have reported waking to seeing a man standing by their bed while some female guests have reported a male ghost in their bed. And that's, and I'm reading this, Dock Street Theater is also said to have two eerie visitors from the past. The ghost of actor, Jonas Brutus,
Speaker: Booth, the father of Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth, and the ghost of a prostitute local is called Nettie. I don't know Nettie. In all there are more than 20 places thought to be haunted and sure to send a tingle up your spine. So on the Charleston note just for a minute. I would love to see a ghost, but I would shit my pants, I guarantee it.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, not to sound crazy. I won't touch on that face. Um, but, um, onto the Charleston, the battery park, um, they used to have cannons at the battery, which was to defend Charleston during the civil war and whatnot. But also at the battery park is where they would try and hang pirates. Like I told you. Oh, right. Right. Right. Right. And they, and they left the very, um, very part of the Caribbean. Yeah. And they left the pirates hanging. Right.
Speaker: And now I've got a really bad echo. Okay. But they left the pirates hanging there until essentially they rotted and just fell from the ropes. But it said that if you go there after midnight and you take change in your hand and you jingle it, you will hear a whisper in your ear from the pirates. Not to mention, um,
Speaker: the cemeteries because charleston is going to be at like midnight and shit why can't you do it on a wednesday you know it's like yeah it's after it's after midnight plus you got the charleston's consider called the holy city because of the amount of churches and i swear to christ there's about six churches on every corner in downtown charleston it's insane so a lot of the cemeteries are haunted um
Speaker: I could do a whole episode just on Charleston alone in the history. One of the places that they did not mention was Middleton, Middleton plantation, which was three plantations owned by the same family. And the one son during the revolutionary war at one point, he pretended to be a British sympathizer and you come on off the ocean and he could come in off the Ashley river.
Speaker: and come to his plantation. And you could basically come in almost undetected and he held a party for the British as he claimed to be a symbol. And he had all these British soldiers and different British people of importance and whatnot and got him in there. And yet they completely do. They did some terrible, horrible, disgusting shit to him.
Speaker: Yeah. And then he actually on a political trip to D .C. disappeared. Nobody knows what happened to it. Yeah. Nobody knows what. Yeah. Nobody knows what happens to what happened to him or anything like that.
Speaker: but the plantation is said to be super stupid haunted. And we've been, I've been to all three plantations. I was going to say living in Charleston, there's obviously nothing, there's obviously never nothing to do.
Speaker: well yeah because two o 'clock in the morning let's go to the park and rattle some change around fuck it well and you had well and you had the old jail which I didn't even mention there which was one of the first jails to publicly or execute a female prisoner
Speaker: her and her husband did basically the Shanghai thing. They owned an inn and when travelers would come in, they would murder them and steal all their stuff and they were tried and she was convicted and killed and before she was hung, you know, she basically cursed the jail. She's supposedly still there, not to mention other ghosts. I remember, I curse this place just to fuck with people.
Speaker: I think I've cursed this place once. I think you're right. I think you're right, Corey. Corey said that she thinks SC still has a firing squad.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, yeah, I could go on for days about, uh, South Carolina. But anyways, uh, number six on the list, one of our favorite places to tell news stories about. Oh, Florida. St. Augustine, Florida, which I think is in the middle of the city. I think that's where summer and I was getting married. That's one of the first cities in the US. St. Augustine is the nation's oldest city and has a long history and reputation for being honored.
Speaker: Yeah, I think that's where Summer and I are getting married, to be honest with you. I went there cheerleading national. You know what? Me and 9 ,000 chicks, I'm okay with it.
Speaker: Oh, there we go. Joe verified. That is where Summer and I are getting married. There you go. Joe has earned herself a job on the show. She is our, she is our fact checker. There you go. Fact checker, Joe, the fact checker. She's over here. But, um, so, uh,
Speaker: long history and reputation were being haunted not just because of its history but also because of its geography there is a lot of limestone which is porous letting water and spirits pass through doesn't say anything about a fault line
Speaker: that we know. One of the most famous, yeah, one of the most famous haunts is in the Castillo, hold on, I can do this. Castillo de San Marcos, a star -shaped fort with the spirits of soldiers and a love triangle.
Speaker: I think I've seen a lot of those movies.
Speaker: But, um, uh, I love triangle pass may still room a Colonel's wife was apparently having an affair with his chief officer. And when the Colonel found out the lovers were never seen again, that's fucked up years, years later, they found the bones in a dungeon.
Speaker: And to this day, some people still see the ghost of the woman, Dolores, and smell her rose -scented perfume. The very perfume. When you said smell, my mind went dirty. And I was like, damn. Still smell her coochie. But it is also said that if you put your ear to one of the walls, you can hear the sound of battle and blood curdling screams.
Speaker: are moaning. Those are those are sexy sounds. Those are those are sounds of joy. Yeah. The St. Augustine Lighthouse is a world famous. I love that you just walk away and expect us to hear you perfectly. You can hear me just why? Shut up. Just barely. Don't worry. Don't pick up.
Speaker: Yeah, I figured as much. I've been drinking since three o 'clock this afternoon. I'm just saying. I was trying. I was trying out your gimmick and being the disappearing.
Speaker: So number, number five, Shut up. I got that. Jeff put your mind out of the gutter, said Joe. We were talking about technology from the seventies and laughing.
Speaker: Apparently my aunt and uncle and dad and Joe are talking about 77. Corey said, all I heard was lighthouse and fried chicken. Yeah. So the Augusting chicken means Corey, trust me, it's funny. The St. Augustine lighthouse is a world famous hunt where a former caretaker said to roam with spiral staircase, along with two children who may have died there. This one is
Speaker: number five on the list is a little bit of a soft spot for Joe because he used to live down there. San Antonio, Texas. Hello, Texas.
Speaker: Come on. Now we got the right to bear on. We got, we got, what a hell of a, we all been carried out here. We still have shootouts at the okay. We all have. Let's go Biden. Let's go Brandon on our. And now Texas hates us because you just said everybody in Texas says, come on, man. No, you know what's fucked up. I'm sitting here staring at my TV with that full minute delay and somebody walked by me. I'm like, where'd they go?
Speaker: And I forgot there was a minute delay. So we got, we got San Antonio, Texas, after St. Augustine is San Antonio, uh, as one of the oldest cities in the U S and ghost stories have been floating around about for hundreds of years. The Alamo, the site of the famous battle between the mixy cans. Yeah. And them Texans. Oh God damn Texan truth. We all whoop them Mexicans. Well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker: I still haven't finished that fucking movie. I tried to watch it three times. I see you fall asleep. That's a good movie, man. I'm telling it. I know. But you got the Alamo. Yes, he got the Alamo, the famous battle between the Mexican and Texan troops that claim the life of Davey Crockett, man. Yeah, Davey.
Speaker: David Crockett. King of the Wildfront here. He became a senator. You know that? Yeah, right. David Crockett has seen many deaths. Oh, wait. Cleaning the life of David Crockett has seen many deaths and some people some still claim to see apparitions patrolling the roof in here. Prisoners moaning and all kinds of good sex in the prison. I was going to say this is prison sex.
Speaker: That's not moaning. That's just for sensitive. They yelled surprise. It was okay. Yeah. But many, many buildings along, along the river walk are said to be haunted, including the Alamo street restaurant and theater. Former act actress, Margaret getting is said to watch performances from the balcony and a long flowing dress. A young boy named Eddie is said to bang around the kitchen and enjoys playing pranks.
Speaker: a section of railroad a section of railroad tracks just south of San Antonio near the San Juan Mission. Hey, that's your girl's man. Juan. I'm here to do a missionary today.
Speaker: We're never going to get through this. I know this is like three hour. Okay. Pops is way better at this than I am. He does keep us on track. So the same one mission is said to be haunted by the ghost of children who were killed more than 50 years ago when their bus stalled on the tracks. Holy shit. I think I've heard that story.
Speaker: Well, that's that's again, that's another one of those stories, you know, yeah the train tracks children sorry from black dog for fuck's sake Yeah, that's a good movie I love that dude. I miss him. Okay. Yeah. All right P Patrick's ways if you want to come haunt me I'd be perfectly okay
Speaker: because all night and shoot the shit about all those movies house I have something to bring up when we're done with the top 10 don't let me forget Patrick Swayze and meatloaf
Speaker: Okay, gotcha. So anyways, uh, uh, yeah, the, the, the railroad track where children were killed because they're bustled on the track. It is said that any car that stops near the tracks will be pushed by unseen hands across the tracks to avoid a similar fate, which again, a lot of towns, a lot of States have that same similar story.
Speaker: I think it's just because a lot of dumb people trying to cross the tracks when trains coming, but you know. Cory, I would not be mad if you did that as a ghost.
Speaker: She said he will sing. She's like the wind in my ear. Yeah. I'm not a huge fan. I'd be I'd be into it. I love that. I love that song. Sing me to sleep Patrick. **** Yeah. I love that **** song. Yeah. Singing as long as he's not singing Henry the eight by AM. I am. Oh my god.
Speaker: And as long as Whoopi Goldberg is a good 5 ,000 miles away, I'm okay. Demi Moore can come. Demi Moore's allowed to come with him, but she's still alive, so that'd be cool. Yeah. Number four on the list, not a shocker. We've actually talked about this city that I do want to go there. New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans.
Speaker: as voodoo and slavery in its root and and and pirate limestone and limestone and its geography creating the perfect elixir. You see what they did there, Alex? Yeah. I want to go. I want to go to New Orleans so bad. I want to go to Louisiana more than anything, creating perfect elixir for the spirit world. Various wars, slavery, torture.
Speaker: and murder have taken place there, Nicholas says. So there is just about any type of ghostly legend imaginable. Antone's restaurant is one of the French Creole restaurants that put New Orleans on the culinary map. And, uh, proprietor Antone
Speaker: Yeah, we're not going to I'm I'm I'm out of respect for the name. I'm not going to butcher. I'm not going to butcher the last name out of respect. It can't be as bad when you're trying to do those Indian names. Well, yeah, it might be at least a tour. Yeah, we're just going to go with Anton who opened it. This restaurant was open in 1868. It is said to still preside over its previous dining rooms wearing
Speaker: And Tone is still, uh, presides over various dining rooms wearing his tuxedo. Well, if you've ever worked in a restaurant as a busboy or a waiter, you've woken up in the middle of the night going, shit, does somebody need butter? Yeah. So I get that. I get that why he's still roaming the restaurant. Yeah. This, this, this story right here is one of those stories. And if you've ever watched American horror story, um, in season three, coven,
Speaker: They really, a lot of the show, a lot of that season was based and revolved around this story. Okay. Oh, no. Well, not so much this story, but she was in the show. Oh, okay. Marie, love you. Love you.
Speaker: The voodoo queen of New Orleans is thought to be the city's most famous ghost. She is buried in Saint Louis Cemetery on the edge of the French Quarter. And if you need to ask her for a favor, legend has it, all you have to do is knock on her crib three times. Some people leave her money, alcohol, flowers, and items to win her favor.
Speaker: and I know I I know I've fucked up her last name but she's she's she is a big part of uh so I'm a three of American Horror Story coming because it is based in uh yeah I I cannot disagree with you on that Cory uh season one season three hotel um are probably three of my favorite seasons let's go knock on that I'm down let's go to New Orleans. I would knock on that **** all night.
Speaker: Let's go to New Orleans. Let's let's fucking rock and roll. You know, I'm down. I want to go to New Orleans more than anything. Yes. Just ask. I want to be super successful.
Speaker: I want to, yeah, right. You ain't lying. I want to go, I want to go to Mardi Gras, but I also want to go to New Orleans, non Mardi Gras, just so I can go down there and hang out. Because as you said earlier, it's, there's two different types of Mardi Gras or two different types of New Orleans. There's, there's Mardi Gras and there's, there's regular time, regular season. Yeah. Well, as you said that I'm huge into the paranormal.
Speaker: love the paranormal I love the ghost stories I love the voodoo I love the the you know everything about it um I won't go into uh in depth um yeah I won't go into debt just because I don't want to sound incredibly crazy but that's just because
Speaker: don't mess with who do I'm same way with when it comes to like conspiracy theories like JFK don't mess with voodoo don't mess don't mess with who do you record and don't mess with don't mess with never date a woman with a dagger tattoo that's just general knowledge fair enough I don't know why but fair enough number three they're fucking crazy number three your favorite place
Speaker: Oh, Salem, Massachusetts. Oh, yeah. That would be another place. Oh, speaking of Salem, they're making a hocus pocus, too.
Speaker: I did see that. I watch it every fucking year. I love that. The kids were watching. The kids were watching it last weekend. Salem, Massachusetts, number three on the list of top 10 most haunted cities in America, famous for his vicious wish trials in the 1600s. Salem is thought to be haunted by the spirits of 19 witches who were put to death for their alleged crimes. Some say their spirits. Yeah.
Speaker: It probably was. These are just the 19 most famous. Some say their spirits linger at Gallows Hill, decided their executions while others roam elsewhere. The spirit of Bridget Bishop is said to haunt the Lyceum Bar and Grill, where she used to own an apple orchard. The spirit of Farmer Gilles Corley, also accused of witchcraft, is said to haunt the Howard Street Cemetery.
Speaker: A sighting, a sighting is considered an omen of something bad to come. Well, yeah, the town has become ghost. Once again, you're going to shit your pants. That's a bad thing. Today, the town has become kitschy tapestry of witch tales and tours, but visitors say they get an eerie feeling when they visit some of its historic sites like the House of Seven Gables and inspiration.
Speaker: for Nathaniel Hawthorne's tale, exposing the witch trials his grandfather presided over as hypocrisy and injustice. Number two on the list. I've been there once. I went there when we were in high school. I would like to go to Salem too, to be honest with you, Cory. Number two on the list, which I went to when we were at the Career Center. Okay.
Speaker: Gettysburg. Oh, yeah. I was. Yeah. Obviously, we we know why Gettysburg is haunted. Gettysburg is the site of one of the most massive civil war battles that resulted in fifty one thousand deaths. And all 40 mile, all 40 miles of its battlefield are thought to have paranormal activity. This was fifty one thousand deaths. And that's three days.
Speaker: that's three days I believe well yeah but I mean you gotta remember like if you get shot back then with a musket ball you you know you get shot in the toe you're gonna lose your whole leg because I think it pretty much just takes it off because I know but yeah it's not like I think Gettysburg you get shot now you're like you might survive back then if you get shot you're dying I think Gettysburg
Speaker: And now I'm not a hundred percent, but I think Gettysburg holds the records for most American deaths in a single battle ever. And it was fought on American soil. It was, well, no, it's not even that, but it was most American deaths in a battle or a war or whatever. Um, but it was, it was fought on American soil by Americans against Americans. So a little crazy.
Speaker: not not not a record you want to see broken anytime soon no in general i mean regardless of of the country if jed z has hurt whatever month yeah well ghosts ghosts are said to turn up in photos taken in the town from time to time
Speaker: Glaze over that before Jeff goes crazy. I was about to, no, it wasn't even you. Let's go down this road now. Yeah. I was about to do it. So, which is, you know, it was about to go down. Well, that's why I said, let's blaze over that real quick. You're talking about getting banned. Gettysburg is so cool, Pops.
Speaker: I think you guys probably remember when I went to Gettysburg. We got, we got, we got drunk as shit in Gettysburg. We snuck little side story here, speaking of Gettysburg. We snuck whiskey and beer and shit like that. And shampoo bottles, body wash bottles. And they put, they put like, they put me
Speaker: and two of my buddies in a room. And then the room next door were three other of our friends. So we all just hung out in our room and got fucking hammered. What are you doing? We got hammered. We got hammered. It was so much fun. But anyways. Yeah. Um uh. True. Fuck yeah. Let's go blue jackets.
Speaker: Blue jackets, the clothes, blue jackets beat the Seattle Kraken in overtime. So number one, what do we got for number one? Number number three is Salem, Mass. Number two is Gettysburg for obvious reasons. Number one. This is the little sister, the sister city of Charleston. Oh, OK. Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker: Oh, Savannah is one of the cities, the American Institute of Parapsychology. How do you like them apples, Jeff? Yeah, that's, that's, that's a fancy word. That is fancy. Sounds like shut your fucking mouth and give me credit for saying that word perfectly.
Speaker: I am I'm just saying but it's from somebody going it doesn't make sense nonsensical nonsense I know no the fact that they're from Paris and psychological it's just two things just don't go together from French people Corey said Paris psychology they're not from Paris what the fuck is wrong with you
Speaker: Is it paranormal? No, it's paranormal psychology. It's parapsychology. Oh parapsychology. I said he said parapsychology. I was like, that's not that impressive. But now that you put it together, yeah, it's impressive. Yeah. We're going to touch on you and your feelings about Paris when we come back from break. Because you apparently feel all sorts of ways.
Speaker: I would, I would like to live in France just because you could smoke anywhere. Cause they're like, life is shit, darling. Have a cigarette. Yeah. Well, they also have a rapey skunk that runs around that got canceled. Yeah. Well, Oh Lord, Jeff, you're fired. Corey fired you. Uh,
Speaker: Pops or yeah, Corey said parapsychology is a really cool word. I just like saying it. I just want to say it parapsychology 25 beers I'm fancy fancy like Applebee's
Speaker: Anyways, the American Institute of Parapsychology gets the most reports about. It's the perfect combination of a deep history and a lot of underground water, which makes it a perfect place to stick around. The Mercer House was a home of Jim Williams, a doo -doo practicing, antique dealer, and the main character in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Good movie. Never read the book.
Speaker: I've never heard the movie. The movie's amazing. Trust me, you can't read. So, I don't. Yeah. That's why I don't read stories on the fuck. The home is said to be haunted by the man he allegedly killed in the heated argument though he was acquitted in three se. They put this man on trial three times and he got acquitted three times for killing somebody. He practiced voodoo. Of course, he got acquitted. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: no jury in the right mind was like, yes, convict that motherfucker. No, he's practiced voodoo. He's going to fuck us up. I think that we saw that. We all saw that fucking. What was that? What's that movie? The Devil's Advocates. She's here, right? What is the price of his name? What the fuck? Yeah. What do you mean? OK, Corey, don't go nowhere. We're going to I'm going to I'm going to ask you about I'm going to ask you about that.
Speaker: What's that? It's Jesus Christ. Edibles. And then apparently my brochure is trying to become a ghost hunter. Anyways, in nearby, it's whatever. After break, I'm going to ask you about that. In nearby Bonaventure, Bonaventure. Not so fancy now, are you?
Speaker: I was just going to say that. Fuck you, Jeff. Anyways, in a nearby cemetery, the spooky Spanish moss -draped cemetery where the famous bird girl statue is from the cover of the book, Visitor, what the fuck? The famous bird girl statue is from the cover of the book, Visitor's Report Hearing Laughter and Conversations, and a pack of ghost dogs haunt the grounds. Several ghost sightings were reported in Port Pulaski, Polanski,
Speaker: Roman Polanski I was gonna say Roman Yeah a Civil War for during the filming of the movie glory another great fucking movie movie Yes, the Pirates house restaurant thought to be one of the inspirations for Treasure Island is said to be haunted by a gruff sailor and a pirate named Captain Flint and
Speaker: and Anna Powers, a scorn lover, is said to be permanent resident in room 204 of the 1790 Hotel. Visit them all if you dare. And that is the top 10 list of most haunted cities in America. Brought to you by Pops.
Speaker: The list was sent to us by Joanne, the resident fact checker of nonsensical nonsense. And I will give a job there here every week. Right. That I did it. Yeah, I made it, Corey. You know what? The crazy thing is, is like I'm kind of pissed that Mancey is not on the list. Mancey will reform, Corey. I won't know. It's but it's cities. It's not locations.
Speaker: That would be Mansfield. So you have to know, but you know, you have to factor in everything else. Like Savannah touched on a couple of hotspots. Right. So.
Speaker: I'm sure Mansfield's on the list, but all the way down like 25 or some shit like that. Corey said, yeah, you did it, Jordan said, congrats. Pop said, yeah, we made it through the top 10. About the same time that we normally do the top 10. That's not a city. Mansfield is a city. What the fuck are you talking about, Pops?
Speaker: Yeah, it's just barely a city. Mansfield's not a city, it's a country. How much have you had to drink tonight? But we are going to take a real quick drink, or a real quick drink. Same difference. Or fries and a chicken. We're going to take a real quick break. Wow, this show is going places tonight. Well, don't let me forget, I got to tell you this meatloaf story that's genius.
Speaker: So we're gonna take a real quick break. I think the reformatory doesn't get as much attention from. As it should. Yeah, well, because of the shawlshank. Yeah, it's still haunted. Yeah, it's still haunted. But that top 10 list was cities as an overall, not locations. So much like, so.
Speaker: All right. So, yeah, Charleston has Charleston has a lot of different locations that are on it. Savannah has a lot of locations that are on there, much like Pops and Joe has said, which I knew the city was literally built in Ohio are literally scattered all over Ohio, though. Yeah. So it's not like the city was literally built on the dead. They literally built that city on cemeteries.
Speaker: because they're a bunch of unholy heathens in Savannah. I was going to say that's that's like that's some serious cold **** like. Yeah. I'm going to put them all right there. I'm like, sir, that's a graveyard. I don't give a **** whatever your money but but but where Charleston they if you go to like downtown Charleston, there's a lot of cemeteries or graveyards or whatever you want to call but they're sacred to
Speaker: New Orleans has stories for days about haunted Salem, Massachusetts. And the fact that Salem and all the places, they're older than dirt. So these are most haunted cities. They weren't locations.
Speaker: I agree Savannah, Savannah is a fantastic city. I was there once. I wish I could have got to spend more time there, but we are going to take a real quick break. Uh, I do want to ask Corey when we come back from break, hopefully she'll hang out, um, about her edibles thing. Then we got Jeff's Patrick Swayze. Well, that's normal meatloaf story, but okay.
Speaker: Oh, Patrick Swayze, Meet Loaf Story. We brought up Black Dog and it got me thinking about what I saw on YouTube the other day. Okay. So, Meet Loaf Patrick Swayze, Black Dog Story, and we got What The F**k News coming up. Nice. And What The F**k News, Al Capone is in What The F**k News again. I will fuel the Jets. Third time. I'm gonna get Bob out of jail.
Speaker: Third time Al Capone was in the news of recent. We saved Al Capone's house. Yes, we did. Nonsense. Nonsense takes credit for that 100%. I'm going to do the Al Capone story and I've got a story that I've been holding on to for about two and a half weeks now. Which is impressive in itself.
Speaker: Well, because we can never get to it. Because all we do is talk all day long. Yeah, I know. Because.
Speaker: Um, I I know it's going to be a topic. It's going to be a good conversation. So do the Al Capone and right into. Yes. And we were talking about it today when I was over at Kevin's house and everybody there stopped and was like, wait, was that even fucking possible? And I'm like, apparently it is. So, okay.
Speaker: We're going to take a little break. We're going to do, we're going to do Jeff's favorite song just because I'm feeling generous to me. Yeah. Yeah. Where's it? I love it. I'm like a woman. Yeah, there it is.
Speaker: I'm like, I think I am the reason why this song is going slowly viral. This song blew the fuck up. We'll be right back, guys. Yeah, we'll be right back, guys. Hang out through the break. Enjoy some blacktop mojo with wicked. Oh, shit.
Speaker: You got a restroom key? Got anything sharp? Something that I can defend myself with? Cheetos, combos. Some hot notes. I put them on a grill yesterday. They're pretty good.
Speaker: She whispers prayers into the wind and she commutes me
Speaker: At least I'm laid above my head And I'll begin to believe Jesus I'm a model in the sky Take this back in place I wanna live forever And I'm a spirit in the earth Give me all your blood Make me a God
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.
Speaker: no man like something sharp something like i can stab defend myself with i've got some sharp titter combos over there it's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby all right well let me just take one of these lighters and i'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can i borrow your bathroom key as well uh yeah bathroom key all right thanks bathroom key right
Speaker: there make sure you bring it back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same so we're in a quarter whatever man okay stats I'm sorry
Speaker: Take these sacrifice, I wanna live forever No spirit in the earth, kill me forever Make me a god like you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck.
Speaker: Take it back before me I won't live forever And I'll spill it in the earth Kill me whenever Make me look down on you
Speaker: I love that goddamn man. You can judge me all you want. I'm sorry. Cat is one lucky motherfucker. That woman is gorgeous. Jesus, I will let her. Anyways, yeah. Anyways, welcome back to the show, guys. You are listening to nonsense.
Speaker: We love that Jeff and I's favorite part pops that you like that part with the shotgun Tick -tock tick -tock put a warning on that part. Oh, really? Yeah
Speaker: BlacktopMojo posted it, just that part where he comes out of the van and he shoots him, he's like, oh shit, Chuck. And it's got a warning.
Speaker: That's awesome. Strong violence. Shut up, TikTok, you pussies. Anyways, welcome back to the show, guys. As always, as we said in the beginning, I'm Glick. He's Jeff. If you're not already, go ahead and check it. If you're going to do that, you've got to go, hey, you guys. No, it's the whole Bob Smith thing, if you remember.
Speaker: Bob would have his safety glasses on and the hard hat and he would just look at you from across the room and just and yeah, I've ever seen because you know Bob has that round face and he's got that tubby face and he'd do it and his eyes would become almost non -existent. And it was hilarious. I'll shock him in the face with the with the pressure washer. Well, actually that is silly.
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Speaker: But it's like most people, they're like, I'm going to start a podcast. And then they do 10 episodes. They're like, I'm done. I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah, it was Rob. Yeah, it was Rob. Yeah. Wednesday night. But go check out the episodes. Give them a listen. Go let you know. No, I had the same discussion with somebody today. A friend of mine called, and he was asking me about equipment. And he's wanting to make videos. He does impressions. But he's also talking about a podcast.
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Speaker: But you said it. But you said it. That's my thing. You said it. And then I was trying to build up the email. I was trying to build up the email. I was trying to. I was trying to. Fuck you, Jeff. You know what? You just run the show. I'm just going to hang out. Yeah, you hang out. The moment you start talking about. Finally, I am back to college for me.
Speaker: That sucked, asshole. Corey's yelling at us. She said, children. Welcome to the show again. This is normal. I do want to tell you about my meatloaf story.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Tell me your meatloaf thing, because I want to ask Corey about the I feel bad because I feel like we've held her captive. She's our prisoner. She's like, I want to leave. But it's like a giant. I just want to train the school bus and I can't. I just watched the train kill 100 kids. And I got to see that head rolling down the road. We are that head. No, but back in back in the day when when Kennedy was shot, right?
Speaker: Meatloaf told a story the other night on some talk show, right? And Meatloaf looks old as fuck right now, right? And I was shocked. I was like, there's no way as fuck that's Meatloaf, but holy shit, he doesn't look like himself. But him and his buddies, he's from Dallas, you know? So him and his buddies were gonna go, they went to the airport and saw Kennedy getting off the plane.
Speaker: getting in the car, and as the car was killing two, one of Meatloaf's buddies went up and shook the president's hand. Right? Oh, wow. President Kennedy. Yeah. President Kennedy's hand. And Meatloaf had what's called a provisional driver's license at the time, because his dad had died or whatever, right? Which means he was allowed to go back and forth. No, here's what's fucked up, right? They leave the airport because they were like, well, what's the point of fucking hanging out here?
Speaker: And they were going to go to catch the parade. And on the way there, they stopped to get soda at a spot. And somebody's like, the president's been shot. And they're like, shut the fuck up. That's not funny. And this guy's like, no, it's real. So they're running through the parking lot to their car, screaming out, the president was shot. And somebody's screaming out, Chris, that's not funny. And they're like, no, it's fucking real. So they get in the car and they're like, hey, let's go to Parkland. That's where they're going to take him.
Speaker: So they're on their way to Parkland doing, you know, normal speed limit, right? And it's a three -lane highway. And this is the way he's telling it. He says it's a three -way highway and all of a sudden there's a guy standing in the middle of the road. So Meatloaf driving changes lanes and the guy steps in the other lane. So he slows down a little bit. He changes lanes again. The guy switches, steps in front of him again. And they finally stop next to this guy.
Speaker: And the guy slams his badge up against the windshield, and it says secret service. He says, move over. And they're like, all right. So Meatloaf slides over next to his buddy, and they're driving this big old fucking Mercury. And it was a Buick Special. And they drive, they're doing like 95, 100 miles an hour, and they get to Parkland Hospital, where Kennedy is.
Speaker: and the Secret Service guy is like, you boys stay here. So they just sat in the car for like 10 minutes and they're like, we should get out of the car. So they got out of the car and they went over, they got to see the limo up close and he's talking about, you know, you could see blood and there was flowers and all that shit. And then he actually was able, his buddy got interviewed
Speaker: on the news grabs some of Kennedy Kennedy's brains. I don't know. Well, he didn't say that. But but he did say that, you know, a lot of people didn't believe that they were at Parkland. And then that night they were on the news standing next to the fucking limo. And I've looked like 15 videos and I cannot find out which ones they are. But I thought it was interesting story. But you brought up Black Dog and I was like that's a good movie with Slope in it. That is pretty crazy.
Speaker: It was fucking weird. But the secret service agent came out and says, I'm going to give you some money because I drove your car. And Meatloaf was like, no, I'm good. And he's like, oh, I'm going to give you like a hundred bucks. He's like, no, I'm good. You know, it's, it's a fucked up day. Let's, let's not play this game. And the secret service agent goes here, here's $5.
Speaker: for your trouble. Just and they ripped it into three pieces and they all three of them still have their piece of that five dollar bill. Nice. Just so you know. Yeah. Summer's here. She just got off where she is. What's up, dude? She's. She said, hey, baby, I'm driving. That's why I said, hey, pretty girl. She also said, fuck off, Jeff. Yeah. And then she commented again. Fuck off, Jeff.
Speaker: But I'll send you the clip of the interview. It's really fucking interesting. I was like, holy shit. I didn't realize Meatloaf was that old, number one. But number two, he was there, dude. Apparently his brother, or his buddy, was one of the last people, normal people, to touch Kennedy. How fucking crazy is that? While alive anyway. No. That was way before.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, God, I got a fucking echo. Why do I have an echo? I don't know. No, it's got away. OK, there we go. So when you when you think of Meatloaf, this might be really sad on my part. But what is the first song that pops into your head when you think of Meatloaf? Wasted Youth. Not what I was thinking. What were you thinking?
Speaker: You didn't even pick like a you didn't even pick a popular song. No, I did not. Well, it's the the the song actually starts out with like a poem. I used to know that poem. This is what I thought I'd assume. Oh, yes. Yes.
Speaker: Actually, believe it or not, the first movie I think of when you say meatloaf, I think of Fight Club, because he's fucking genius in it. Are you using Fight Club? Yeah, he plays Bob, funnily enough.
Speaker: Which is also what I think of when we say Bob. My first thought of Meatloaf, well, that was going to be my other comment right there, Joe. When people talk about Meatloaf, like my daughter, apparently, she's got this huge crush on this kid in school that they call Meatloaf. And every time she brings him up, my oldest daughter, Bob got dead. Yeah, Bob got shot. I've never seen Fight Club. His name was Robert Paulson.
Speaker: But every time she brings him up, I think of Rocky Horror Picture Show. My next, my next thought when it comes to meatloaf is two out of three, eight bad. Yes, I love that song. That or, that or I would, that or, and I would. Just want to know what the hell he won't do.
Speaker: I know. What the fuck? Because I know I'll be. Wow. There's a lot of things I think about what I think of meatloaf because paradise by the dashboard light is another one. And then you got then you got like said, there's wasted youth louder than everything else.
Speaker: Bad Out of Hell alone is a fucking amazing album. I might be a bigger fan of Meatloaf than I thought I really was. I am a huge fan. I love Meatloaf, but I might be a bigger fan than I thought I really was. Out of all the celebrities that I'd be like, I'd like to have a beer with, like I think me and Brad Pitt would get along totally. Because I'd be like, you're an ass. And me and Keanu Reeves totally hit it off. But me and Meatloaf? Fuck, I'd love to have a beer with that dude. I would fangirl out like you fucking read about it.
Speaker: When I think of meatloaf, I think of potatoes and gravy. Corey. Corey. Corey. His songs, ah, there he is. What's going on, Casey? What's up, brother? His songs are like rock symphonies. They really are. That's what Casey Tiger said. I was wondering where you've been, man. Of course, I think of him in that fluffy white shirt.
Speaker: Like he's an extra for Pirates of the Caribbean. Meatloaf was, Meatloaf is amazing. I actually just now, I was talking about it. I feel like I'm a much bigger fan than I ever thought I was. He's got, you can't name a bad Meatloaf song. Yeah. Well, and I love that. I love that. Like I said, I love that, uh, Paradise by the dashboard light because I throw in the whole baseball thing and, you know,
Speaker: Right when he's about to steal home, she's like, stop right there. I can't do it because my voice and chest is so long. Oh, well, Cory, I'm with you there. I am a Stevie Nicks fan girl too.
Speaker: Oh yeah. And when she aimed to go back to reach around, when we was talking about American Horror Story, when she showed up in Coven, I was like, Oh! Chris started playing with himself. I love Steve.
Speaker: I know, I love Steve, she's an amazing artist. But anywho, I did want to ask Corey, speaking of Corey, before we go on a whole other tangent of our Ryan Reynolds episode. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think I would become gay for meatloaf though. No, I'm not going to become gay for meatloaf, but I would totally hang out and drink some beer with me. I would totally drink beer with that dude.
Speaker: Like you want to do heroin? I don't know. I'm good. I'll drink beer with you. Yeah. I would totally drink beer with you and then ask him all night long to sing song. Yeah. I'd be like, me love, let's go do karaoke, dude. I literally just got off stage. I don't care. Let's go do karaoke. We'll do all your albums. Let's do karaoke. We'll sing out.
Speaker: Let's do every artist but you. She's like, wow, you're a real dick. I'm like, sorry. Well, well, Corey, go listen to episode 14. If you, if you, she said, oh, Ryan Reynolds drool. We say the same thing. Episode 14, we go way beyond the line. I think because it's where my mom stopped listening.
Speaker: episode 14 Jeff and I confessed our our true love for Ryan and Kevin Costner whatever his bitch -ass wife
Speaker: I looked it up the one day. I can't remember. Like Shirley or something like that. Kevin Costner's wife is like, fuck my life like you do. Because people know her. Why do they know her but they don't know me?
Speaker: But I didn't want to ask Corey. I know she's in the chat. She said, Ryan Reynolds can't be a real person. I agree. He's the one good thing to come out of Canada. He's a fairy tale. You made the comment earlier about being expensive because of 25 beers in and you and your one edible. I wanted to ask out of curiosity.
Speaker: as far as edibles go because I don't do any of that stuff. Can you, how much does edibles cost and can you buy, obviously you can buy a cookie, you can buy a brownie or whatever, but as far as the gummies go, yeah. Well, they've got the magic butter machine that you can buy. Yeah. Um, which is weed butter and then you can, yeah. Um, but like a bag of gummies or some shit, like how much does that stuff cost?
Speaker: I'm just curious. I'm going to go for chicken. I don't think they're that expensive to be honest. Talk to just talk to, well, no, well, I, uh, going on the whole edibles thing. Uh, I think I told you the story once before it's a buddy of my wife and I, he was down here on vacation. He brought me an edible cookie and I took like a little bitty, bitty bit. And I was the happiest motherfucker on the street for like four hours.
Speaker: And it is the one and only time I had an edible. Mainly. Well, no, that's not true. We went over to a friend of ours. He made. Jesus Christ. Jeff, I feel like you're the type of person. I feel like you're the type of person your buddy would bring a bag of edible gummy worms.
Speaker: I smoked all motherfucker, I haven't smoked since I was two. No. Uh, well, as you, as, as you stated a few minutes ago, we are not weed guys. Like I said, I can count on, well, both our hands, how many times I've smoked weed, but, but I've only had like three or four good experiences. Well, I literally honestly only smoked twice in my life and
Speaker: yeah and not tell me house and be like dude only eat like two of these and you're like i'll eat like 45
Speaker: It just made me sleepy. I mean, it wasn't like I had a bad experience. It just made me sleepy, which I guess in my cases, maybe I should... Probably a good thing. Yeah, maybe I should with considering... Well, the thing is, you build a tolerance up of that for a while, just like when you smoke cigarettes. Remember the first time you had a cigarette, you're like, oh my God, and then you're good for like a week.
Speaker: Well, you know, now we go through a pack. Exactly. But I'm going to do this on camera. So y 'all think I'm beating. I mean, my little meat. No, he's thinking. Right. Right.
Speaker: Ryan Reynolds covered in maple syrup and Canadian bacon. I'm Lars Mars.
Speaker: And so Corey, I've known this chick since since what? Seventh grade. And I know if she's way more than I have. I would say if it's who I think it is, I find it very hard to believe that you can only handle half of them. Corey, I'm just saying.
Speaker: I get my gummies at a smoke
Speaker: Um, so, so her 30 bucks can last like a month. Well, just so you know, I can buy two cases of beer for 30 bucks that will last night.
Speaker: yeah i will buy more tomorrow just joe said just smoke the damn shit and get over it well the problem with smoking it that i've found is it all comes down to like i can't roll a joint to save my life
Speaker: Well, there's that too Cory also said I would like to say that I have four autoimmune diseases another big word in my catalog autoimmune diseases Way better than I could also impresses me. I She is actually killing it on the spelling. I can't say these words Super smart
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, but she says she's got four autoimmune, uh, now I can't say autoimmune diseases that cause chronic pain. I do not take pain meds. I prefer to take edibles because it loosened up my muscles. No, no, no, no. Hey, I am all for that. I know, I know several people down here that don't smoke for pleasure.
Speaker: Well, and then Corey also said, she said, why you got to call me out like that? Because that's what we do. Nothing is here except for religion and politics. Cause we try not to talk about that shit because it gets us in trouble. And Jeff talks about it. I make a tally Mark for when I come to Cancun and that's an added kick in the dick.
Speaker: I'm literally only going to go to Cancun to kick Jeff in the dick. I'm gonna knock on his door while I eat a taco in Cancun Mexico and when he answers it I'm gonna kick him with the dick and then just turn around and leave. What do you mean ringing in Joe?
Speaker: No, Corey, actually Jeff and I have talked about that. We both.
Speaker: are 100 % behind medical marijuana, whether smoking or eating or whatever, because I've seen what it does. I've seen what it does for cancer patients. I've seen, it is insane what it can do for somebody who has Parkinson's disease. And if you don't know what Parkinson's disease is, just look at Michael K. Fox.
Speaker: but now I watched a video of a guy who was so ate up with Parkinson's disease that that he could barely walk. Um, his arms were basically a hundred percent crippled. And then a couple puffs and this motherfucker's running like the same boat.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, I'm behind it for everything. And I agree, recreationally, yeah, I do certainly agree. Wade is the one thing that you've never, and not to quote Cat Williams, but you've never heard of a motherfucker overdosing on marijuana. You never thought that dude was dead, but he ain't dead. Yeah, Summer said she's behind everything. I'm behind recreational to a certain degree.
Speaker: The problem that I have with recreational is that there's a lot of fucking douchebags that just want to live in their mom's basement or live off of their wife and play World of Warcraft and Dungeon and Dragons or whatever. That was a stab at me. No. No, I get what you're saying. Well, no, I probably would. Okay, never mind. I was going to say something, but never mind. No, but I mean, I'm, you know, as I've stated before,
Speaker: I'm, if it doesn't hurt me, I don't care what you do. Exactly. And, and summer's often talked about, you know, I, you know, I'd smoke if I still could, or I just had any other thing. And I told her, I said, you know,
Speaker: at the end of the day, as long as it doesn't affect your job or your day to day being a mom or your day to day, then have at it. You know, it's not for me. And like I said, in all honesty, the way it makes the way that it makes me tired. Maybe I should look into it considering that. Yeah, but the thing is, it'll only cure your your tiredness for so long and then you'll have to smoke more and more like my problem is my problem is when I smoke,
Speaker: is is since I'm a smoker, if you hand me a joint, I'm gonna hit it like fucking cigarette. And I'm just gonna hold in the smoke and stuff. But I will fucking thing by myself. And then hell yeah, then 20 minutes later, fuck I'm fucked up. Basically, Joanne just wants to get high all the time. Apparently,
Speaker: but uh apparently i make the best pipes uh i've been told that totally off subject yeah but this is for summer my bff and i are friends on facebook just so you know my new bestie well the the little the the the boutique that summer likes and this is a shout out for you ladies if you like cute clothes and and and that aren't super expensive go check out um
Speaker: We should make them a sponsor. Summer, how about your girl and tell them to make me a sponsor. Okay. Uh, chicks before pricks, chicks before pricks, uh, bouquet or bouquet, whatever the hell it is. Boutique. Boutique. There it is. Thank you, Jeff. I can see you making your faces.
Speaker: Wow. Not so fancy now. Small world fuck you up. Put down the mirror. Yes, Brian and I are friends on Facebook now. But anyways, any of you ladies who like cute clothes that aren't super stupid expensive, check out Chicks Before Pricks Boutique.
Speaker: and tell my tell my best friend and my new bestie Brian that I said hi. Summer ordered me a shirt that I cannot wait to get it should be here Monday and I'm not going to tell you what it says or what it is because it is a perfect podcast shirt. Nice. Summer said wow babe yeah I was struggling on that word.
Speaker: Pops said, keep the weed away from him. We're still early on in the second segment. Let's go ahead and jump into the news because I'm curious about what this fucking story is. You've been holding back on me. Okay. So let's go ahead and jump in the news. Yeah. Where's it at Jeff? We're going to get a little
Speaker: I have he's ready to feel he's feeling up the jet. Where are we going? Bob, where are we going? Let's do our intro that I worked so hard on. I'm not done. Oh, Bob, fire fire up number two, the short, but not so school nonsense. Short busts. Old number is literally the old number two. Once again, dick and fart jokes, folks.
Speaker: As I told Rob, they always work. I'm gonna tell you a couple of stars. You need to send me those audios so I can add them to that. I do.
Speaker: so uh hold on a second that intro is so awesome yeah that's you in the background you got background noise oh is it oh yeah it's because my my kid came over i wanted to
Speaker: tell him to turn it down. He walked over here. He's watching stuff on the other phone. So we got, we got nonsense. Cool nonsense. Number two, the short bus fueled up and ready to go. Bob's out on work. He's ready to shift gears. Where are we going? All right. Let's go. We're going to, as we talked about earlier, we talked about Chicago. We talked about Al Capone. We're going to Chicago, Illinois. Let's lock the doors.
Speaker: Roll them up. Roll them up. Roll them up. Roll them up. As they said, national lampoons. National lampoons. Can't you see them all playing there? Roll them up. Roll them up. Capone's belongings go for at least three million dollars in an auction. Oh, shit. Al Capone may have died nearly 75 years ago, but it's clear interest in the infamous Chicago gangster is very much alive.
Speaker: Here are some of his prized possessions that were auctioned. Some of his prized possessions were auctioned off over the weekend for at least $3 million. Damn. The Chicago Tribune. Was it sold in a lot or just piece by piece? What did I tell you last week when I'm telling these fucking stories? I got questions.
Speaker: Listen to the phone. Get a better press agent. Where's Bob? Bob, I need you to give me a better press agent because we got shot at. Well, when Bob gets done, let him know we need a new press. We need a press agent.
Speaker: that'll, that'll proofread the sorries for us. Yeah, no shit, get strawberry shortcake over there. Uh, yeah, right. I'm glad you made it home, baby. Since you were texting me through the oven. The, uh, the Chicago Tribune reports that Capone's family sold several of his belongings, including what was billed as his favorite gun at an auction in California, where his three surviving granddaughters live.
Speaker: Hmm, how do I get into the Capone family? No shit. I was like, what are these chicks up like? How you doing ladies? You got 3 million to spare, I hear. Well, not to mention the 10 .75 mil that his house sold for in Miami. Yeah, no shit.
Speaker: the event called a century of notoriety. Yes. Shut up, Jeff. notoriety. The estate of Al Capone was held at a private club in Sacramento and attracted nearly a thousand registered bidders including 150 who attended nearly a four hour long event in person. Good lord.
Speaker: Among the items up at the auction was a bear -shaped humidor as well as diamond jewelry and some family photographs. The most popular item proved to be Capone's favorite Colt 45 caliber semi -automatic pistol, which went for $860 ,000. Holy shit. That's an expensive Colt.
Speaker: right? And they got a picture of it. They got a picture of it and it's just a black colt with what looks like a, the handle looks like a, no, it's not pearl. It looks like a bucks horn, a deer. Oh, nice. Yeah. So it's actually, I mean, the handle is actually really cool, but yeah, it's just a colt 45, man.
Speaker: at the end of the day. I said 150 bucks at any gun store. Yeah. So, oh, shit. Oh, God. Oh, God. What did I do? You lost it. Pretty much. So the Colt 45 sold for eight hundred and sixty thousand. Most of the buyer's identities were kept private, but one whose name has been made public is Kevin Nagel.
Speaker: a Sacramento investor and business owner among the items that once belonged to Scarface Capone that he picked up was a decorative humidor that was shaped like a bear for $120 ,000 and an 18 karat yellow gold and platinum belt buckle for $22 ,500. I want to go back to the humidor shaped like a bear.
Speaker: I wish they had a picture of it, but I was going to say, is there a picture? Cause I'd like to see that because I'm assuming it's a humid or inside a stuffed bear. Well, no, I don't think it's, I think it's, but look who owned it. Exactly. Pops. I enjoyed it back in the day. Uh, Joe and summer are still talking about smoking weed and how they're going to smoke weed together. Apparently.
Speaker: But Capone's story is a familiar one, thanks in large part to a host of movies, television shows, and books about the mobster called Public Enemy Number One after the 1929 Valentine's Day massacre. Which, if you don't know what the Valentine's Day massacre is, that was... It's fucked up.
Speaker: Al Capone solidified himself as one of the baddest motherfuckers on the goddamn planet with what he did. Those motherfuckers knew they were going to die. They said, we're going to go down and shoot them. In which seven members of a rival bootlegger gang were gunned down in a parking garage, Capone was convicted of
Speaker: Income tax in the only thing they came on was income tax fraud They got him on income tax evasion. Yeah In 1934 he spent 11 years locked up in an outfit in Alcatraz and
Speaker: a federal prison in the middle of San Francisco Bay in Darnell and he died of a heart attack in 1947 in his Florida home, which we've talked about down in Miami, that that piece of shit Glazer bought for 10 .75 million dollars and tried to tear it down and build a mansion. But we saved it. We stopped it. We fucked that dude up and said you do it will kill you.
Speaker: We saved his Capone's house. We were going to introduce him to Capone himself. Yes. But his photo home where him and his associates were believed to have plotted the Valentine's Day Massacre. Nice. So, yeah, I mean, it's pretty cool. I mean, Capone.
Speaker: I don't think anything I ever owned would sell for that much.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, it's not even a hundred or so. But I mean, the thing that he's, he, I think it's cool because he's kind of become a mainstay here on nonsense. Yeah. Somehow we're going to find some ghosts on her.
Speaker: I'm going to go get a Ouija board and we're going to Ouija Al Capone up and he's going to be a guest on the show. He's going to be like, dude, I was sleeping. Bro, we saved your house in Miami. That's pretty cool though.
Speaker: component I mean what's up what's that Kevin Costner movie yeah that's that's the only reason I know that the only thing he ever went to jail for was tax evasion or tax whatever what's it called tax was evasion or or he just he just didn't pay his taxes which is kind of that just goes shows goes to show how smart this motherfucker was he was like oh yeah
Speaker: Try to get me on something. Aw, I forgot about taxes. Fuck. Yeah, but the tax evasion put him in Alcatraz for 11 years. Well, the, which was just kind of, I think he probably could have got out earlier if he would have gotten a really good lawyer and been like, hey, this is cruel and unusual punishment. My client's in for tax evasion. You can't, he allegedly did all this other stuff because you guys can't fucking prove it.
Speaker: so yeah that's that's what i want my lawyer to say uh your honor uh you're an idiot because all you got my fire on was tax was was tax evasion uh when he was president in the world well yeah uh when he killed seven men not to mention all the other countless uh horrible things he's done in his life this is bullshit you know like no but i mean at that point it's alleged because they can't prove it
Speaker: because if they could prove it he'd be in jail for that shit yeah well let's uh all right i'm ready for the good story so fire up the uh fire up um
Speaker: Fire of the engines is a nonsensical nonsense one. Ooh, we're taking the plane. Yes, that's right, folks. We have a plane flown by Meatloaf looking Bob. I believe we're going to the UK. Ooh. I'll pack my umbrella. Well, a man poops out of, a man poops out of his penis.
Speaker: due to a rare condition. That is a headline. Wait a minute. Hold on. Oh, what the fuck did you just say pops? He doesn't have a heart attack due to completion due to seven men, not to mention all the syphilis. No, this is what pops up anyways. Oh, man poops out of his fantasy, a rare, rare, a rare condition.
Speaker: gives a whole new meaning to cream pie oh no oh no oh no it gets better jeffrey oh jesus a 33 year old man pooped from his penis and experienced rectile ejaculation due to an abnormal between his urethra and rectum wait this dude comes out of his ass and shits out his dick
Speaker: I've never wanted to stand next to somebody at the funeral. But I'm fully down. This I gotta see. This is a movie I gotta see.
Speaker: I'm not down for jacking somebody off. I might do that for that one. This I gotta say. I'm gonna jerk you off. But before I jerk you off. Don't look at me and don't acknowledge me. Before I jerk you off, I'm gonna give you a laxative candy bar. Because I wanna see you come out of your ass and then after you get done, shit out of your penis.
Speaker: That is fucked up. So I was over at Kevin T .J.'s and I want to get into the story a little bit, obviously. Summer said, the fuck? Summer said, the fuck? Which is basically the reaction I got when I was over at Kevin T .J.'s. Which is basically the reaction to everybody's his, probably saying to themself right now because I've heard some weird medical shit. This one takes the cake.
Speaker: Yeah. So I was, yeah, we were, I was over at Kevin two days earlier and I was like, I got this story that I've been sitting on for a couple of weeks on the show tonight. And they're like, Oh, what is it about? And I was like really deep. I was like, well, there's a guy who shits out of his penis and comes out of his ass.
Speaker: And TJ, she's a nurse and she was, she just looked at me like I was fucking retarded. And Kevin was like, wait, so how does that work? Like, he's not shitting like giant logs out of his head. Seriously, I have the worst games of diarrhea ever or the biggest cook on the planet.
Speaker: Well, what, what my thought was, was as I told Kevin, I was like, you remember the, you know, Play -Doh and you, you get the Play -Doh and yet you get the little smasher thing and it comes out like a spaghetti noodle. I did not think of that. It was like a little, little spaghetti noodle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.
Speaker: But, okay, here's the thing that's running through my mind. As always, my dirty mind kicks in. You know those chicks are like, come on my chest or come in my mouth. Can you imagine this dude? Okay. And he turns around, he squats over her chest. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm going to come on your chest. The first time this dude gets head.
Speaker: Yeah. That poor girl. And he's like, I can't take any more. She's like, that tastes like shit. Right. So, so here, so, so here's the thing.
Speaker: Yeah. So here's the thing. First of all, uh, blocky blockers. So what do you mean? Not these guys. That sounds like we G to be honest with you, but it says a man, a man who began to poop from his penis and experience erectile or rectal ejaculation had has to seek medical attention.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the first thing I'm doing I don't go to doctors for anything my curiosity is was this like did it just happen or The moment
Speaker: that I'm sitting here on the couch and I'm just rubbing one out and I'm like, oh, oh God. And I'm like, oh, why are the back of my, why is my, no, it's like, oh, why are the back of my boxers wet? What the hell just happened? I am going to the, I'm going to the hospital. Oh, I'm going straight to the doctor. But can you imagine being able to go to the doctor and be like, doctor, I just came out of my ass. And he's like, sure you did.
Speaker: that's not a cream pie. That's that's kind of cream pie. He called you in the shower. But it says the the thirty -three year old man noticed a number of medical issues over a period of two years. So it wasn't it wasn't a lifelong thing. Oh my god. This poor bastard's wife. She's like, Bob, come here. I'm going to suck you off tonight. He's like, hell yeah. It's my birthday and she he shits in her mouth.
Speaker: the
Speaker: He's shitting my mouth. Is that a deal breaker? Is that a deal breaker? Is that a deal breaker, baby? Since the 33 -year -old man noticed a number of medical issues over a period of two years, such as fecal matter and urine, passing a substantial amount of urine and semen from his anus. Gord? I don't remember eating gourd. How you doing, Kayla?
Speaker: When the main experience pain is his testicles for around a week, he decided to visit a doctor test showed that he had a urinary tract infection and also had a problem with his rectal wall. The doctors did a CT scan and found a gas filled structure, which after further tests was revealed to be something called a fistula.
Speaker: A fistula is an abnormal passageway between a man's urethra and rectum. This connecting passage was what was causing the semen to pass from his anus and feces from his penis. The doctors ruled out possible infections such as tuberculosis and inflammatory bowel disease.
Speaker: And the man, the man, the man denied having suffered rectal. Were you taking it up? They asked Bob. No, I swear to God. The man denied having suffered rectal trauma or penetration. He didn't even have abdominal surgeries.
Speaker: The doctors eventually found out the man had been a three -week coma two years ago after a cocaine and PCP intoxication. It was around this time that he that he began to observe the unusual symptoms. It was during this time that he was fitted with a Foley catheter, a tube inserted into the bladder to help drain the urine. Right. The medics were able to treat the man's condition. They performed a joint
Speaker: uh colorectical and your your logical surgical fist repair to close the fistula the study which was published in the medical journal noted the case not only highlights a rare complication
Speaker: of catheter use, but also emphasizes the importance of a provider mindfulness when utilizing seemingly benign therapies such as Foley catheters. That's crazy. So basically, the guy OD'd. That's crazy. Why did you just? Yes, baby. You are snacking.
Speaker: My bestie's wife is in the chatter's box. Oh, there you go. Is she really? In what chatter's box? On Habs or on Facebook? I seen... Oh, oh! Okay, Kayla was the one that did the clappy hints. So, yeah. So, so basically...
Speaker: What's up? So, so basically the douche canoe OD'd on drums. Right. And, and, and, and, and, and went into a coma and they put a catheter in him. And when they did, they busted his wall. Oh, he's going to get paid. Maybe.
Speaker: I would think you'd be able to super malpractice like you fucking read about. Yeah. So at the end of the day, I wouldn't want to be in court as the victim, so to speak. Your honor, I'm shitting out of my dick. I am shitting out of my dick and coming out of my asshole. And I guarantee that jury is like, you know what? Give him the money. Pop says this sounds like a shitty story.
Speaker: What in the nonsensical nonsense? How are you feeling? You probably weren't quite prepared for this. That is the worst pun, Paul. This is what we did. That's a terrible pun.
Speaker: He who would put in the pocket. But yeah, I mean... So it doesn't sound like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his dick. It's not like he was shitting a lot out of his
Speaker: Well, if it was the hospital's fault, but like I said, it was the Foley catheter, which is what caused it. So remind me never to get a catheter. I'll let the blood hold up. I'm good.
Speaker: I am sorry for the cursing. At this point, if I ever need a catheter after reading that story, it's not that big. Just chop it off.
Speaker: I don't know. I've seen ones in the store online. I can get really cheap. Can't you like go into my side and hit my bladder? I'm not a doctor. I'm not quite sure how this works, but I'm saving the story. I know they got a robot.
Speaker: I'm going to save this story. And if I ever have to give it, if the doctor ever comes in and he's like, Mr. Glick, we're going to need to give you a catheter. Nope. I'm going to read this story. Read this story. Can we do this another way? Never mind, Mr. Glick. We're going to not give you the catheter. Thank you. Thank you. I promise you, you're saving yourself because if your thighs start coming out of my ass, I'm going to punch you in the fucking head.
Speaker: Dr. McStevie, do you want this problem? Because I don't want this problem. Seriously, that would suck. But once again, I'm kind of disappointed because I was hoping he'd be shitting up chunks. Remember back in the day when you even need to take a straw from this cafeteria, you spit wads. That's what I was imagining in the back of a urinal.
Speaker: Well, would you rather have a chopped off or would you rather have what's going on in that story happening? I don't know, that's a tough call. Someone said, no, don't chop it off in all caps. I don't know, that's a tough call.
Speaker: I do too. Like you said, I'm quite attached to a little guy. But hey buddy, it's like Roddy Carrington, layer penis. You ain't supposed to shit from there. Can you imagine the horror on this guy's face the first time he realized he's shitting from his dick?
Speaker: all of them
Speaker: I just came out of my asshole. 911 what's your emergency? I just shit from my dick. I just came out of my ass. It was amazing but I don't like it. Sir, what are you doing? I feel like I'm in the land of the upside down. You can't do shit. Oh my god. This man's poor wife because before he realized it, I'm sure she was like,
Speaker: Bob, your dick case out of shitty. Next time you have surgery, just think it's super chosen. Next time you have surgery, just think what they do to you. I don't want to know what they speak.
Speaker: speaking of surgery so as I said I was ever coming to TJ's house and TJ's an OR nurse and I was like I have a question for you and I'm probably gonna regret this question but you know I'm gonna ask you anyways and and I was like so do you get like any like super weird or disgusting
Speaker: surgeries that come in and she's like, no, pretty much everything's run in the middle. You know, hip replacement, shoulder replacement, gallbladder, you know, appendix, blah, blah, blah. And I was, and then she was like, you know, vasectomies and tubes. And I was like, I was like, so if I ever come in for a vasectomy and she was like, Nope, Nope. And I was like, I was like, I was like, so if I ever come for a vasectomy,
Speaker: She's just like, yeah, I'm not going to do that. And I was like, yeah, I can just imagine you at the OR as I'm going out. I'm holding the tweezers. All I hear is, I know these balls. I can't do this surgery. You know what? Not that TJ has ever seen my balls. Well, I still fear the fact that, you know, of doing surgery, that the first thing they do is like, is he under? Yes. Okay. Let's look at his dick.
Speaker: You know, I think I'm not saying I'm the most impressive man in the world, but I know I'm not that impressive. So I don't want them. I'm like, why is he still wearing? Why is he wearing a chest that he built? It's locked because he knows that you're going to look at his dick.
Speaker: as as i'm going under the anesthesia let's look at this dick oh the little the little turtle went back in his shell he's he's got two belly buttons and they're both in each put it on instagram that's the last thing you hear is this is not on the gram it's not this is cam wait what
Speaker: They do that. Yeah, no, they do that in the doctor's office. Well, sometimes they do. That's what TJ and I were talking about. Well, actually, a buddy of mine from high school in freshman year, his dad was a doctor.
Speaker: His dad was telling the story that, or he was visiting his dad at the hospital that they worked at. Did he help him in a resectomy? No, no, no, no, no. His dad worked in the emergency room. And this kid came in with a shower curtain rod stuck up his ass.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's the doctor. The dad was walking behind this kid going fucking faggot. And my buddy was sitting there going, damn, that's a bad day. A bad day. Jesus. Much like on that episode of Scrub where the dudes had light bulbs stuck in his ass. And he was like, well, I saw I'd say
Speaker: 1220 seconds and the strongest part of the light bulb. I love that fucking episodes. Yeah. Oh my gosh. No, but I mean I don't do weird shit because I just don't want to be in the hospital going why is this man swallowed up?
Speaker: Good night, Joe. Love you. Yeah. Like I said, if I ever had that issue, I would 100%. Absolutely. I don't know what I would do.
Speaker: I won't go to the, like when I got COVID, it took me like four days to go to the doctor. Your dumb ass would be like, Oh, I mean, I guess this is normal. I don't, I don't like, if I get sick, my wife's like, we've got to go to the doctor. I was like, I'll be fine. You know, that's, that's, that's me in summer. I get sick and she's like, you need to go to the doctor. I'm like, I'll be fine.
Speaker: I don't go to the doctor, so I'm shitting out of my dick. I'm like, I'm not going to the doctor. I'll be all right. In a couple of days it'll wear off. Let's go get me some antibiotics. I'm shitting out of my dick. I gotta go buy a case of unwise. That'll fix it. Maybe if I smoke weed. But yeah, I mean, that would be holy crap. I can't.
Speaker: I mean, once again, it sounds like it's not like he was like dairying out of his dick. No, I imagine it just seems like little chunks.
Speaker: But once again, you know, because that was the same thing. That was the first. That was the first thing Kevin said was, is it like Dangarilla coming out of the sea hole? I can just see this dude at the urinal. And you know, you go to the urinal and this clean white urinal all of a sudden is turning brown. Like, what the shit? He's like, man, I'm there, Bob. Damn.
Speaker: You get the belly rumbles like, oh, man, I got to sit down. And you're like, you know.
Speaker: You know, I don't know. I can't speak for others, but I can't really, I can't really talk. I was not big enough to tell. He's like, Oh, it's all over the floor. Why is he coming out of there? You get those moments when you're walking home from the store and you're like, Oh, I gotta hurry. And that gives a whole new, I mean, not to mention you can't really,
Speaker: walk and squeeze your dick together so it won't you won't shake yourself i would use it as a party trick though you know you don't have to worry about zell coming
Speaker: I would tell you that as a party trick though, but like you guys, he's up cool. Why are you pulling your dick out? Why are you gonna piss on my carpet? Oh, I'm not gonna piss. This is gonna be awesome. I'm about to shit all over your carpet. Shit all over your fucking carpet.
Speaker: totally different 180 subs once again corn I don't remember eating corn oh could you imagine how about it would hurt trying to pass I passed a kidney stones but on a totally different subject yeah so bathroom related I don't know if I brought this up
Speaker: But I did bring up the TikTok, the new TikTok trend with the Mormon kids of jump humping and soaking. Oh yeah, the jump humping, yes. Which my wife does not believe, by the way, because as I stated, my wife grew up Mormon and she's like, that's not real. I'm like, yeah, but you are a good kid till you met me. Just Google it. Just Google it. It's right there. Exactly. Well, there's another TikTok trend that's going on.
Speaker: And this is why kids today are fucking stupid. It's called Devious Lips. This is where the kids are licking the ice cream in the fucking stores? No. Oh, okay. Oh, you're talking about bathroom -related. Oh, don't tell me somebody's licking a toilet. No, they're not licking toilets. But that has been done.
Speaker: Yeah. Schools around the country closed bathrooms due to vandalization from TikTok's devious licks trends. Okay. As if schools across the country didn't have enough to worry about, some middle school and high school students are vandalizing bathrooms thanks to a TikTok trend called devious licks. Students are used
Speaker: Are used to taking tests, but lately it's their bladders that are being tested. Linda. Curtis of Tempe, Arizona told first heard about it last week when she picked up her teenager from school.
Speaker: Uh, Linda said he jumped into the back seat with his girlfriend and said, okay, we're going home, right? Or do you want to go get something to eat? He just says, I need to go home. I need to go to the bathroom like immediately. And I was like, what do you mean you need to go to the bathroom? He said, there's no bathrooms at school today. I'm like, what Garcia Navarro, the boys. Yeah. The boys bathrooms. He told her we're closed.
Speaker: They only, the only open one was in the nurses office, which meant a long line of very uncomfortable students. Now they're coming for you. It's podcast day. Yeah. Fuck off. Curtis, that really makes me mad. You know, that's literally humane Garcia, her son said, and a reason for this. Well, destruction of the bathrooms.
Speaker: In middle and high schools nationwide, soap dispensers stolen, mirrors broken, sinks ripped off the wall. It's part of the latest TikTok, which are known as devious licks. So basically, what these stupid ass kids are doing is, yeah, they're vandalizing the bathrooms. They're stealing stuff. Somebody get Rob Durham back on the phone. I mean, yeah, right.
Speaker: So, so, and this is a TikTok trend. I mean, these schools across the country are literally shutting down the bathrooms. These fucking kids have stolen drinking fountains and they've made TikTok videos. And at the end of the day, schools are government funded. Yeah. So basically work while you're paying for it. I'm not, but no, it's not even that that should automatically be a felony. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: We discussed that before we were talking about people stealing shit Yeah, like Fox. So that's that's that's what these fucking idiot masters are putting it on YouTube or Facebook or tick tick tock which means you're gonna get caught dummy Yeah, they're doing it for likes and views and whatnot. So I Was gonna go somewhere then I lost completely lost my train of thought I
Speaker: But yeah, so I mean, yeah, like they're literally these schools can't have, they have to shut their bathrooms down. Kids are, are, are smashing everything. They're breaking stuff. They're stealing stuff. So, and, and, and you can't do anything to them because they're minors. Well, once again, you know, the school ever shut down a bathroom and they're like, Oh, you can't go to the bathroom. I'm a piss right here on this floor.
Speaker: Well, me, I'm having a teacher and I was scrolling through TikTok and I see one of my dumb ass students who decided to smash up the bathroom for likes and views the next day in school at punching dead in his mouth. Well, not only that, you turn that fucker in and make sure it gets sent for a federal crime.
Speaker: like see how you like, see how you like old, old mother getting that shit. But there's all, there's all, there's a whole TikTok calendar of things to do at school. Like one of them was smack your teacher on the ass. So you're going to go rasping.
Speaker: Yeah, you're going to go commit a yeah, you're going to go commit a sexual crime. You're going to put on our list. Yeah. Just just for just for TikTok. And nobody's going to do anything about it. Like, that's the thing. That's the problem. Nobody's doing anything about it. There's no disciplinary action for these stupid kids. Well, you know, I don't know how was it. He's not. But and if Corey's still here, she could back me up on it.
Speaker: I know several of our teachers, if you were to pull that shit, you would have gotten your ass handed to you. Oh, no, I know. No, there's plenty of our teachers and our female teachers included that. Although I would have loved to smack Tinney in the back of the head. Absolutely. I'd have loved to shot him in the face of a pressure washer.
Speaker: Well, well, never mind. I won't go into that story, but I have a science teacher that yeah, anyways, but yeah, I know if you would have done that to any of our like male teachers at my school at East Knox, yeah, they would have fucking rocked your shit. Oh, yeah. Well, they would have teachers or even some of the female teachers suck in the job. Yeah, some of the female teachers and if the female teacher would have been justified.
Speaker: And our generation's parents would be like, nope, you should have been doing something stupid. Yeah, exactly. That would have been the reaction from my parents. Well, you should have done something stupid dummy. Yeah. Well, and that's the thing, like, um, you know, if I would have smacked the female teacher on the ass, there was male teachers in my school that would have a hundred percent cold cocked the shit out of me. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Yeah doing shit like that doing vandalism for likes and hearts and comments is just Don't do it. Don't don't don't be don't be that guy. Don't be that that person. That's just don't yeah I mean you literally can easily fuck up your entire life for for a tick -tock video
Speaker: Yeah, which is what the - You could limit the next one to my ass here in Mexico. Well, that's the thing. I mean, that's 100 % what they're doing. I mean, they're - Because if anybody does press charges on these kids for vandalizing the bathroom, I mean, I almost got kicked out of the career center because I told your sister and a couple other kids in her grade not to join building trades.
Speaker: Yeah. You know? And like, it was a big deal. Because I was like, Timmy's an idiot. So I mean, once again, the problem is, and not to get too political, everybody's too afraid to do anything. Because like, oh, that kid's now a victim. No, he's not. He did something stupid. No, they're not victims. You're an idiot. Yeah.
Speaker: And that's where - No, the media will put out the kid was the victim because he's being charged with a crime when he was just being a kid. Well, he's being a dumbass kid. He's getting his ass whipped. Yeah. No, they're just dumbies, man. They're just dumbies. They need punch in the face at the end of the day, to be honest with you. We did stupid shit. We did stupid shit, but we never did vandalism.
Speaker: that I can think of. We might have shot our friend in the face of the power washer, but we might have had a body to body contest in the locker room, but that was different. We have a body to body contest. While I took on everybody. Yeah, I don't want to stand on the corner. This ain't my game.
Speaker: Yeah. First day, first day of the gym, body to body contest. And I take on everybody and I'm the only, and I'm the only one standing and you're like, that's my new best friend. That guy just literally took on the entire building trains class one after another. It is, it was like, I grabbed the 12 pack out of his locker. We're going to drink this. All right. Let's go.
Speaker: You're like, dude, you just beat up. You just took on 20 guys. Yeah, let's go ahead there. And then you pulled out a 12 pack of beer.
Speaker: Do you mind your best friend? Nobody will fuck with me ever as long as we hang out there. I'm gonna hide in his shadow, so that's okay. Come on, little buddy. You are my new little friend. Come here. Tell me about the relics, George.
Speaker: that's another movie that my wife watched for the first time before she went to Mexico City she was like I put it on I was like oh shit they put Princess Bride on Netflix and she's like
Speaker: I said, I know, but it's on Netflix. I said, we got a DVD and Blu -ray, but it's on Netflix. So we're going to watch it. She's like, I've never actually seen it. I'm like, Oh my God, you're in for an experience. I've only seen that movie a couple of times. It is a great one. I love the, uh, my name is, uh, my name is an eagle. You killed my father.
Speaker: Plus I love Andre the Giant anyways. The dude for being portrayed in the wrestling world as like a larger than life giant scary. He would drink like a keg of beer and not get drunk.
Speaker: I see your cake and I raise you a cake but no like in the wrestling world he was he was portrayed as a monster as a bad guy and everything like that but in real life he was sweetheart yeah he was one of the sweetest kindest kindest men you'd ever meet you know and and you know
Speaker: And I have a lot of similarities where I could be a bad guy, but you know, for those people who actually know me, I'm, I'm a big old teddy bear. That's the thing about Andre is he was never really like, I'm going to fuck you up because it's Wednesday. He's like, you want to go have a beer? I'll have 400, you can have one. Andre, I see you're 400 and I raised you 200. But this dude, this dude literally,
Speaker: Like he couldn't go anywhere unless he had a driver because he would have to sit in the back of a truck. Yeah. Well, I mean, they drove him around the back of a F -150 pickup, which is crazy because he was only he was what, seven? He was only seven foot tall. Yeah. But he was going to remember it was the 70s and 80s. Yeah. Well, now you guys are going to escalate call today. You have guys right now like the big show.
Speaker: who's seven, he's seven four. Right. I think shack is seven something. Well, Shaq, he bought a Jeep. He bought a two door Jeep Wrangler. And he had to send it to West Coast customers haven't lengthened. They actually bought a four door and turned it into a two door for him.
Speaker: Yeah, I believe the big show is 774. Yao Ming was like 78. Yeah, Yao Ming was massive. But on top of Andre being tall, he was big guy. Yeah. Well, that's how the big show is. Yeah. You see him on TV. He doesn't look that big.
Speaker: He's a monster. No. Okay. There's a show. He's on. He's Disney plus or something on Netflix. He's seven foot. He's seven foot three. I'm actually six foot, but uh, uh, most of it is not in height. Shut up, Jeff. What does he all mean?
Speaker: yeah i mean seven six jesus christ yeah that's huge but yeah the big show is seven first i've ever stood next to as a buddy of mine that worked with me and joe bear he was uh six foot six yeah and it was the funniest thing to watch him me and my dad walk into a building
Speaker: because you know, short little me and my dad was only like an inch taller than me and then this giant six foot six dude that was about as big as round as I am. Fucking stuttering. But yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Okay. So it's got Andre listed at seven four. Okay. So Andre was seven four. Yeah, but he also said the seven tallest wrestlers in WWE history.
Speaker: OK. Kane, big cast, which is a newer guy in the big show or seven foot. You know, he is right. Yeah, I know. OK, now there are no more giant. I know who he is. My two. It's my second favorite. Caucasian is on it. What is up, Wiggy? There is. That was quick. The great Kali is seven one.
Speaker: Giant Silva who was around back in the day with the same clown posse and whatnot was seven two. Andre the Giant comes in at number two at seven four. And number one, number one is Giant Gonzalez. Okay. Who is eight foot tall. Holy shit. And you might know him from his WrestleMania match. He was big in the 90s.
Speaker: and wrestling, but he had a WrestleMania match with Undertaker and he wore that full bodysuit that had like muscles and shit on it. Okay. And his forearms had like fur and shit. Once again, come pick the dude out of the lineup. I'll take your word for it. If you seen him, then you would know who he was. Probably. What's that dude that was in the longest yard? He's got that weird jaw.
Speaker: That's uh, that's a great colleague. Okay. He was a wrestler. Yeah. He was, he was, was that the guy who was like, no, not, not the guy that was like, not the black guy. He's, he's like Armenian or some shit. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. Yeah. I'm going to stretch my children. They will win. Calm down now.
Speaker: Yeah. I have to squat down because I'm usually. Why are you squatting down? Because the top of my head is being cut off. Because I had to come inside because it started to race. Oh, you're fine because you got your racist Indians head on. Yeah, well, what are you going to do? I'm not going to do anything. I can back prefer it to the new one.
Speaker: Let's go Guardians. Yeah. Forever. I just watched major league two because they put it on Netflix and I was like, hell yeah. Wow. Thing. Oh, you know what movie I watched today? This is actually not the greatest movie, but it's got an amazing soundtrack is the Three Musketeers with Kiefer Sutherland. And that is a great movie.
Speaker: And it's got, what's his name? He played Robin. Fuck. Chris O 'Donnell. And it's got Charlie Sheen in it. And I don't know the name of the guy that plays the fat guy. But I love that guy. What's his name? Oh, that guy's in everything. Yeah, he did. He was in Tall Tale.
Speaker: It's got it's got Kiefer Kiefer. Charlie Sheen. Chris O 'Donnell and I'm trying to pull up the cast. Oliver Platt. Yes. Love Oliver Platt. That dude's awesome. Tim Curry's in the movie. Tim Curry plays the car. Good morning. Yeah, Rebecca. Good morning. Beautiful.
Speaker: Yeah, because Kiefer plays Athos, Oliver Platt plays Porthos, and Chris O 'Donnell plays Artanian, and Charlie Sheen is Aramis. I've watched it twice. It's on Disney Plus, and I've watched it twice in like six months.
Speaker: It's such a good movie. I haven't seen that movie in a long time, but yeah, that movie is so good. Tiger Blood. That... Tiger Blood. It's got that fucking song that... You know what, sadly? What?
Speaker: Yeah, it's Rod Stewart, Brian Adams. Are you thinking about the Brian Adams song from... It's Brian Adams, Rod Stewart. No, Brian Adams, Rod Stewart and somebody else do all for one. But it's under Stewart when you look it up. But they all three did it together. Hold on a second. All four love, hold on a second. We're going to get in so much trouble.
Speaker: Probably singing the butchering the shit out of it because I love that song Rod Stewart it's under his his namesake By the Adams Rod Stewart
Speaker: Yeah, it's the main song I'm gonna use it as a score to Well Brian Adams to the song Yeah, it's it's uh, that one is called
Speaker: The Kevin Costner Robin Hood with Morgan Freeman Everything I do I do for love. Yes. Yeah That's right. I do I do for you Mm -hmm Okay
Speaker: I know my nineties movies. I love that movie. I know that is music. Um, you, are you, are you good for a little after show shit? Yeah, for a little bit. All right. Oh, let's go ahead and let's go ahead and wrap this up because we're pretty much at three hours. So, um, let's go and wrap this up and, uh, we'll come back and do a little, do a little, uh, some after show nonsense. My kids debate.
Speaker: What character do I want to punch? I don't know. I kind of want to... I don't know who I want to punch, actually. That's a good question. Yeah. You know what I want to do? I want to do an aftershow and see if I can get Tony D to come hang out with us. Hell yeah. I don't know if we can still wait, but we're going to end the show. Thank you.
Speaker: Yeah. Thank you guys for listening. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. Uh, I know it was a little out there tonight, but we was having fun and you know, that's all that really matters. Uh, if you guys would, what the fuck am I going with this? Oh yeah. Yeah. Social media.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know. Uh, but yeah, thanks for listening to the show guys. We're going to go ahead and wrap it up. Uh, hopefully you enjoyed the show. Appreciate y 'all hanging out with this chatter's box. You guys were lively as always. Appreciate you. Pops do better. You need to do the top 10 Wednesday night. You got good wifi, sir. Um, Jeff, uh, another terrible review.
Speaker: I'm going to send you the **** trailer. I believe you. It just sounds not my forte but there are people that will like it. I don't think it's your thing but it's it's a good true story. The only problems that happen in Canada doesn't have Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, exactly. But thank you guys for listening. If you're not already, feel free to check us out on social media at Nonsensical Nonsense on Instagram, Facebook,
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Speaker: Also, as we've said, we are definitely venturing into the uh uh uh interview game more and more. Uh yeah. So, if you guys would like to come on the show uh or if you are a company who wants to sponsor the show, we can promote the **** out you. Go ahead and give us an email at uh uh podcast at gmail .com. That's **** beautiful. And uh like I said, I got one job. I'm going to do it right.
Speaker: It's all I ask of you. We're gonna... I was jamming up, man. Don't turn it down. Jesus Christ. He's watching YouTube's version of TikTok. Yeah, there we go. Oh, God. Well, that's okay with what we're doing. That's not what we're doing. Calm down.
Speaker: Also, shout out to BlacktopMojo. Thank you guys for allowing us to use your music. And as always, go follow them at BlacktopMojo. Everywhere you can basically just Google at BlacktopMojo and go subscribe and like and follow and all that jazz.
Speaker: Yeah. Ah, but we are out of here for tonight. We will see you guys Wednesday for a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Jeff. Love you, brother. That was me. As always, you heard what he said. We're out of here. We're going to do a little cover. We'll be right back for the after show. Yeah. I got a fried chicken. Oh, goodness.
Speaker: Better than to let you go alone It's times like the last I can't make it on my own Wasting days and sleepless nights And I can't wait to see you again I finally spent my time waiting on your call
Speaker: I cannot tell you, babe, my back's against you I need you by my side to tell me it's alright Cause I don't think I can take anymore Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this your love that I've been searching for? Is this love
Speaker: Or am I dreaming that this must be love? Cause it's really gotta hold on me, hold on me
Speaker: I can't stop the feeling I've been this way before But with you I've found a key to open the door I can feel my love for you going stronger day by day And I can't wait to see you again So I can hold you in my arms Is this love?
Speaker: Is this alone that I've been searching for? Is this love or am I dreaming this must be love?
Speaker: Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this a love that I've been searching for? Is this love or am I dreaming this must be love?
Speaker: Hold on me
