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Speaker: I know it's rough. Uh the the kids were nice enough as I said Wednesday to while the kids Alexa was nice enough to get me sick this week. So uh Tuesday and Wednesday, I felt like I got into a I got hit by a truck and then was beat up by Mike Tyson and Ken Shamrock at the same time. Wow. That's a combo.
Speaker: right? And then Wednesday, I was still Tyson might have been driving the truck and Shamrock was driving shotgun and then they hit me and then they jumped out and kicked my **** I don't know. Yeah. But so Wednesday, I was still feeling like ****
Speaker: yesterday, I woke up and my voice was pretty much shot. Uh as you can still tell, it's still kind of it comes and goes but I can feel my I like I can feel my the the tension in my vocal cords. So, well, it didn't help matters none that oh by the way, I'm Glick and we got Jeff in the house. So, Tony may be here. I don't know. Apparently, he's got other stuff he's
Speaker: uh he that or he's on one of his other 75 platforms that he's on drama drama drama drama since i type so much and i'm on the phone all the time when i type when i'm on the phone you can hear
Speaker: like, you know, my mic picks up everything. So I want to pick me up a gaming keyboard. This thing is so cool. Look at that. It lights up. It's pretty. Whoa. Now you got a keyboard that matches your mouseketeer. My mouse. Yeah, exactly. So I'm making adjustments to my desk as we speak. As we know, I built my desk. So it's constantly being modified every time I get something new. So I'm modifying my desk as we speak.
Speaker: Yeah, I have to go get a chair. Because I was in me. And you were you were what glitchy Mitch Glitcherson said I was at our
Speaker: But I was in a meeting with everyone in the office, like 45 people in the meeting, and I'm sitting there and I lean back on my chair, and the handles and the back of the chair are what keep the back, the handles are what keep the armrests, sorry, are what keep the back of the chair attached to the seat. Both handles snapped at the same time. So I would, that's exactly what I thought. But it's because I bought the cheapest chair I could.
Speaker: That never gets out of that chair. Well, that's another reason why my wife's like, look, you spend like 12 hours a day in that chair. Might as well go buy a good one now that this one broke. So I went and looked at chairs, and I saw one that was really cool. It lights up. Kind of matches my keyboard and mouse. And I just kept C -dropping $250 on a fucking chair. Why not? It's all fun. No, it was $350. Hey, that'd be all right.
Speaker: says the guy that bought a $10 bar stool from Walmart that I sit on for the podcast. Apparently there is a difference between you and me.
Speaker: Does it give you blow jobs and bring you beers and everything like that? It's a stupid couple though. Like compared to the chair that I'm in now, it's one of those gaming chairs, you know, so it's like a racing seat, you know? So super comfy, it's got lumbar and all that shit and reclines almost to a bed.
Speaker: I thought about that if I ever if I ever actually set up like a desk for all the podcast stuff I would I would get an I would actually get a comfortable chair to sit in because I would sit there and I would do All my podcasting stuff You know the editing and posting and promotional shit I would do it at my desk where now I just do it wherever the hell I happen to land with my laptop and
Speaker: well so they have a store at the at the mall it's called logon as in like log onto the internet yeah and they got they got one of those gaming
Speaker: things. It's it's like the screen drops down. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. It's like, yeah, like the recliners and **** it was. What was it? Uh fourteen thousand. Jeff, that gives you the four D experience. **** that fourteen. **** you. I'll I'll go two D.
Speaker: I'll go eight bit motherfucker. I'll go eight bit Minecraft up in this bitch Yeah, I have no idea where he's at Yeah, I actually
Speaker: I actually went for a drive today. Oh, for fun or? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for fun. Just get out of the house. It was a beautiful day up here, dude. It was like in the 70s, the sun was out, there was a nice breeze. So I went for a drive. Of course, I didn't help my voice none because windows down, stereo cranked me singing along. And I found myself back home.
Speaker: Not back home here, but back home where I grew up at in Blainsburg. Mind you, I haven't been back there in like 23 years. Yeah, I was just driving and I went up to Knox County because I wanted to drive around there. I was going to go to Ariel Park and go walk around up there while I was just driving.
Speaker: And I was like, Oh shit, I'm right around the corner from my, where I grew up at. Let me go ahead and drive out and you know what around the corner means for us back home. Yeah, whatever. So I just drove back home and, uh, I took a bunch of videos and I sent them to, uh, to Jodi and, uh, I, uh,
Speaker: actually went to where I grew up at. I went to where I grew up at my house, my parents house that they had. And I pulled up the driveway a little bit. I was like, Oh, it doesn't look like nobody's home. So, you know, I just, I was just kind of looking because they cleared all the woods and it's all, it's all, it's all opened up now where before, you know, we only had like 10 acres cleared in on the front field.
Speaker: Um, and then where the house and everything set. So I was looking around and then I was like, Oh shit. Somebody came out on the porch and I was like, Oh, so I just pulled up. So I just, I just pulled up. I just pulled on up.
Speaker: And this little girl come out, she was probably in her early 20s, and I introduced myself. And I said, hey, I grew up here, sorry, I haven't been home in 23 years, so I was just kind of checking it out. And she's like, oh, no, you're fine. And I introduced myself, told her my name. She's like, yeah, I told her my name and everything. She's like, oh, my mom and dad bought the house from your parents. I was like, oh, cool, so you guys have been here ever since. But it was just really nice that I got to,
Speaker: I went home and then I went down to like the creek where we used to go all the time down under the bridge and and and camp and fish and and crawdad hunt and frog gig and then I went up to the cemetery. I went and went and paid my respects to a couple friends up there that obviously
Speaker: I have not I have never done so it was one of those like little nostalgic kind of road trips that take you away that I was just like man I remember growing up out here having so much fun with my idiot friends and just no care in the world whatsoever and it's still just as pretty and just as beautiful and nothing's changed at all I mean outside of the fact that they cleared the property
Speaker: But everything else, all the surrounding areas that build a couple new Amish houses out there. But it was all the same. Well, yesterday, at about 6 o 'clock, the power just died for this neighborhood. And like half a can of food was without power. Drawdads are good.
Speaker: I kid you not, my neighbors and I got our batteries. And we started drinking and about 11 o 'clock the power came back on and then everybody just kind of turned the lights back off in our neighborhood. So because we were all drinking and playing basketball, then we all got hammered. So we jumped in the pool. It was a good last night, but I was hungover like three bucks morning.
Speaker: I bet you were. So I got a little hair on the dog here. You supposed to drink that in the morning when you wake up. Yeah, well, I've been doing that all the time. Tony, welcome. Nice of you to join us. I hope we didn't disrupt one of your 45 other broadcasts. Words are hard. Words are not hard. My voice is hard. I have no voice. You've been talking to me. Permit over here.
Speaker: My daughter was nice enough to get me sick and yeah, I thought that all week and now I'm got the lingering yesterday. I woke up or was it yesterday? I don't think it was yesterday. I woke up with next to no voice and I'm still struggling to get it back. Well, I'll try to get a little bit situated. Jason's gonna go over here. The hell is that?
Speaker: No. No. No. No. No. Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're thinking, whatever you're plotting and scheming, no. No. No. No. No, you cannot use. No, I know I can use the superpower. I just cannot use.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: So, no is not an answer because when you hear the question, like, you can't answer no to it. Well, I can answer no to it all day long. It's not a puzzle. It's by a fucking truck while being on a swing set. You can't just gloss over it. Sure, I can. Do you know what? You know what? Tonight, because you fuckers are going to shut the fuck up. And I have a part that I'm going to tell you guys about. And it's got some little subtext. So, you get four separate stories to go with one theme park.
Speaker: So you don't ask stupid fucking questions. I gloss it over. It's just part of the story. It's an irrelevant part of the story. But it was the most interesting part of the story, you have to admit. Oh, yeah. You know, the Indians killing the kids and scalping on that. That's just that that happened everywhere.
Speaker: But on a swing set and then you get in my truck while on a swing set, that's not something that happens every day. Maybe it does. I don't know who drives truck for you. I don't know. Have you ever seen the, uh, uh, what the fuck is that? I was going to say, have you ever seen this, uh, Swift memes?
Speaker: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Maybe it was a swift driver that did it. I think that's what it is. That was the original, the first swift driver. So, that makes sense. Yeah. Now, I get it. See? There's the answer to the question. See? That's all you had to say on Wednesday. That it was like, oh no. That was a swift driver. Got it.
Speaker: Good, got it, good, now leave it alone. Now see, 100 % makes - Now can we lay that horse to rest now that you've beat him to death? Yeah, but I've gotten my answers. It wasn't 50 miles from any road. It was the 1920s, it was an amusement park with two fucking rides. What do you already do? It wasn't even the main focal part of the goddamn story.
Speaker: The main vocal part of the story was the fucking... The park being haunted. I literally told the story to Tanya and she went, wait, the little girl guy seemed to do the same thing we did. Wait, the little girl was on the swing set and got hit by a truck. She didn't care about the Indians thing. She didn't care about anything. I was like, there's a little boy that drowned in water. She's like, hit that and he drowned in water. Hit water and drown, hit it. Swing set truck does not cope yet.
Speaker: Maybe they built the swing set on the road. Maybe you just read too much into it. If I wanted you to know all the details, I would have looked it up and got like the crime scene report if there was one, the autopsy report, the CSI that came out and took pictures and mapped out the accident and explained everything. I could have got all those reports.
Speaker: Speaking of CSI and the TV. Achievement Glitchers. Played what? God of War. Yeah. Okay, and you heard of Horizon? Zero Dawn? Yeah. They're both being made into TV shows slash maybe movies or miniseries. That'll be pretty cool.
Speaker: And God of War was optioned by a thing of crime. I saw that on the news the other day and I was like, ooh. I mean. Yeah. Be right back. You only need two tablespoons of water to drown in, apparently, or something like that. Some silly shit like that. It's like, is it like an inch and a half or something like that on water? I don't know what it is. Speaking of fucking water, as if my throat was, I kept on with me yesterday.
Speaker: I get fucking rained on yesterday. Not rained. Torrential fucking hurricane like rain coming down. I get poured on yesterday. So, you know, when you get rained on, you just kind of feel funky after it dries and everything. So I'm like, I'm going to I'm going to come home and I'm going to take me a nice hot shower when I get home from work. Come in, get everything ready, go to turn the hot water on in the shower.
Speaker: I've already I already have pretty low water pressure on my hot water and my shower as it is. Turned itself in shot. It's just like blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue. I'm like, what the fuck is that? Not even enough for my shower head to acknowledge it. You know, so I call the maintenance guy who, of course, never showed up today. Fucking puds. And I tore everything apart, trying to see if there's something I could do to figure it out yesterday and then this morning. Say hi. Hi. What up, buddy?
Speaker: So, you know, I'm just like, man, this freaking sucks. All I was doing was looking forward to a nice hot shower after I got out for work yesterday. So instead, this morning, because I'm aggravated, my hair's still gross. My beard's still gross. The maintenance guy never shows up. I'm out there in the fucking kitchen sink with the spray knots. She's washing my hair, washing my beard. I'll tell you what, though. I'll tell you what. I've done the same thing, but with the guard nose.
Speaker: Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker: Yeah, I tell you, but I literally washed my hair and washed my beard like soap conditioner everything. I'll tell you what, I'm gonna start washing my beard like that every damn day. That felt phenomenal. Just that I wanna see if I can get me one of those spray nozzles hooked up in my bathroom because that feeling or just like going on my beard with it. My God. It was so nice. I see that.
Speaker: I'm ashamed of you, sir. Embrace your grave, man.
Speaker: I can go to Walmart and buy just for men. I can get a thing of just for men that you literally just brush into your beard when you when you do it and it's gone or I can get just for man a touch of gray and I can add more gray.
Speaker: Yeah, they have just just a touch of gray because gray is sexy these days. Apparently, I don't know. I don't know. Look, I don't got a problem with my gray. I'm embracing it. I don't think Jody has a problem with my gray. I don't think she has any problems whatsoever with my beard. So is it weird that I want to take a Sharpie to Tony's head? Why do you want to take a Sharpie to Tony's head? So I can I can make his own hair.
Speaker: Oh, like a dryer, like a, like a black dryer. You all I'm an Afro. Or, or making the little curly cute like Charlie Brown's got.
Speaker: I don't think you understand the meaning of jealous, Tony. I don't either. However, Tony, when I was in junior high school, and this is a terrible story. It makes me look completely stupid, but it's okay because it's funny. You've heard the term leeching your hair. From women. Yeah. We did that in high school. I took it literal.
Speaker: Oh, you bleached your hair. So I literally dunked my head in a bucket of leaves, which fried my fucking hair. And I was like, fuck it. So I just shaved my head. And my sister got me a little plaque that you would sit on your desk. And it said, because I was kind of pissed that I shaved my hair. And the plaque said, God made only so many beautiful heads.
Speaker: the rest he gave hair. That's what I'm saying. If I didn't have hair and I had to be bald, I might be jealous because I look terrible with bald hair, but I actually, I actually have amazing hair and I have an amazing beard. So me telling me I'm jealous of your bald head and your bald face is weird. It would be just creepy.
Speaker: What you got to do is take care of yourself and things will happen before you get there. Which broadcast?
Speaker: Hey, what podcast are you in right now? You know, this is nonsensical nonsense. I think you might. Are you in another broadcast right now while you're in here? I'd give you a year and you will be all trimmed up like Jeff. You give me a year. I've had this for three years. Yeah, but you didn't have who you with now. Hey, Mrs. Officer. Hey. Hey, baby. I'll ask her right up. And she'll tell you straight up honestly.
Speaker: would you prefer my beard long or up like Jeff? And I already know what she's going to say. Don't fucking touch your beard. You're so good. She's going to say, but I was just wasted when she saw it. Yeah. And all I have to do is show her a picture of me with short with a short beard. The difference is is Jody's never seen Chris with a short beard. I've showed her. I've showed her pictures. Yeah, I know. But I mean, there's a difference. Long.
Speaker: She says long. I already know. I've been. I have been warm. Let's go. Ohio tackle him and shave his beard. It'll be hilarious. You know what? It would be hilarious. It would. It would be hilarious because two things are going to happen. Both y 'all good. Both y 'all going to get cracked in the mouth before you tie me up. Both of you getting cracked in the mouth. You won't see us coming.
Speaker: Jeff, Jeff, I've known you for 25 years. There's no sneaking when it comes to you. There's no sneaking when it comes to you. I'm quieter and better at sneaking around than you are.
Speaker: I am quieter and better at sneaking around than you. But that's fine. Come shave my beard off because it's not me you had to worry about. You forget, my girlfriend legally carries multiple weapons that she will gladly use on the two of you. She can do whatever she wants and can't do it. It's Mexico. I can do whatever I want in Cancun. It would be funny to shave Chris's beard.
Speaker: I'm just saying it's not me you have to worry about at the end of the day. Chatter's box. We're starting to addition to shave Chris. I'll do a charity. I'll do a charity shave or not to shave and you guys donate where you want and then and and we can all the assholes. We can donate the proceeds to Memorial Day.
Speaker: And all the assholes that vote to have my, have me shave my beard, I pocket that money. So their donation goes to the Glick foundation. All the asshole or all the cool people, the good people that vote for me to keep my beard, then their money will go to a good cause like veterans or children's hospital or something like that. No, I think I'm going to be okay on my beer fund.
Speaker: After I got my first paycheck from the new job, I think I'm going to be okay. So you did start the new game. That's awesome. Yeah, I started the new game two weeks ago. I've been there for the last two weeks. Loving lives, man. I'm loving it. You liking it better? Oh, absolutely, dude. Place is amazing. There's something about finding a place that you enjoy working at. Yes.
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's amazing. And it's still this type of work that I love doing, you know, the maintenance and whatnot. But my bosses are super chill. The company's super chill. Like I'm going next month for a training class for train HVAC units, their automated system, their automated systems.
Speaker: and my my boss is my boss is going with me. He's like, hey, you and I, we're going to go. We could ride together and ride separate. So, we're going to ride together. It's fine with me. I was like, I was like, anybody else go? No, they don't technically be on the clock. So, we get paid mileage because yeah. Yeah. Well, but if you ride ride with him, then he use his car. You don't have to worry about it. Yeah, exactly. But um but I ask if anybody else is going. He's like, no, just you and I. I was like,
Speaker: Let's go. Bring the beer. Yeah, let's go. Now, it's just a two -hour seminar in the middle of the day. It's like from eleven to one or something like that but they're gonna have lunch and shit there. So, I was like, cool. It's just right in Columbus. It's right down the road. So, I was like, cool. Let's go but no, I'm loving the gig, man. Uh it's a really cool job. So, that was the one thing that I was waiting because it was like the pay was one of those almost too good to be true type thing.
Speaker: I live in that place. Yeah. So, I was kind of like, well, I'm going to wait until I see the first paycheck and I got my first paycheck this morning. I was actually surprised because I didn't expect to get paid for another couple of weeks. Right. And I was like, oh, I'm going to be just fine. You're like, so, because how much but Milwaukee is this but I've got a man to go to Milwaukee all of a sudden. I went, I went, I went all faithful when I
Speaker: All reliable, all faithful, I've always had them up the walls. No, they were the cheapest one there. Really? You know what Ryobi does to get you? Ryobi's got the drill, right? $89 .99 for the drill. Don't they fail to tell you, unless you look at the box, there's no charger and there's no battery.
Speaker: Well, you can only buy, you can, the batteries cost $90 a piece and the chargers is another $70. So I got a DeWalt kit that came with the drill, two batteries and a charger and a fancy little bag for a hundred bucks. And we all know Milwaukee is stupid expensive.
Speaker: today. As I told I don't know if I told you guys the other day my wife's you know the you know the place where you put your SIM card and your phone a little tray. Yeah, you're telling me that she broke hers. So I said we were at the mall today. I said well, you wanted an iPhone, right? Yeah. So let's go pick it up and I got over there and after my heart attack,
Speaker: and we bought one and then they were like, oh, it doesn't come with a charger box. I was like, wait, so you just sold me a phone without a charger. What kind of phone, which iPhone was it? iPhone 13 Pro Max. Oh yeah, you got to buy it. You got to get it separately. It comes with a cable. It doesn't come with a box. It doesn't come with a box.
Speaker: It's one of those great things about iPhone. You go get a brand new iPhone and you got to buy all the accessories for it. Because you can't use any headphones. You have to use the iPhone.
Speaker: say, say, say what you will, the iPod, you know, the, you know, the, the, the AirPods. This is a 13. They were, they were 130 bucks. They don't have, they don't have a jack to plug it in. Right. You don't have a jack to plug your AirPods. $135 for fucking AirPods. Mm. The choice of AirPods. You gotta buy AirPods. Yeah, you gotta buy AirPods. You can just get them. I bought the, I bought the corded ones that, but they have the, the
Speaker: It plugs into where you got it going through the jack on the bottom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you can plug charge. The joys of Android because I get my charger, I get my charger block, I get my earbuds. And when I got the, when I, when I got this one, this one doesn't have the, the auxiliary cord on it anymore. Like the iPhone did. Um, but I got a pair of wireless earbuds that came with the, with the phone.
Speaker: I didn't like that.
Speaker: I didn't like the ones that came with the phone. That's why I have those small candy ones that I used to use. I love those. I was about to say skull candy. My son loves those things. I got them at Best Buy. Those have been the best freaking earbuds, best sounding earbuds I've ever had. They sound better than Beats. I've had Beats. The earbuds. Now, the headphones for Beats are phenomenal. But the earbuds, I don't like the Beats earbuds. They're trash. Well, I got a pair of snake bite.
Speaker: Snakebite is what I use for the show and work. And Snakebite headphones, they're 12 bucks. Snakebite. And they, you know, the mic is detachable. It has an auxiliary plug. I use Xbox headphones for the podcast. I've looked at Xbox headphones and I'm gonna pass that one solo.
Speaker: because everything is so earned a price down there for you. No, it's it's it's certain things. It's certain things. It's certain electronics. They just they're jacked up because of import tax. I think you make stuff up just to just to get me for us. You're going to show me receipts. I got receipts for that. But yeah, so I
Speaker: She got the she got the green one. Have you seen the green iPhone? Holy crap. It's like a pine. It's like a pine green. It's really good. I got a purple galaxy. I have a sashimi. I don't know if you can see that, Tony. I think it's sashimi. Yeah.
Speaker: It was the only one they had. This is a galaxy. Okay. Okay. I have a new, I have something new that I want to kind of bring that it's not really a segment. No, no, listen, let me hear me out. It's called no beans. No, chef. It's called one out of three.
Speaker: One out of three. So one, you know, like one out of five dentists recommend Colgate blah, blah, blah. So one out of three. So that's a perfect one out of three. So Chris and I are full on Android. We're Tony's iPhone. So one out of three men is retard bought a fucking iPhone. I don't, I don't understand the draw of the fucking iPhone.
Speaker: But you, you just bought an iPhone. I can answer it. Not for me. I can answer your daughter, iPhone. iPhone was the first one where the screen would rotate with no problem. Right. Now, when they first came out, they were the first ones to do it, and that drew people. The graphics drew people. The only reason, and I'm going to put this out there on purpose, the only reason I got an iPhone was when I had an LG View, which was a dope cell phone. Right. It was about similar to an iPhone,
Speaker: But it also had free TV on it. Literally free ESPN sci -fi. I knew all it was on it for free. I was sitting there just running. I lost the phone and wanted to go replace it. But LG said the phone was out of warranty within six months ago when I bought it. I said, but I just got this thing not too long ago. They said, yeah, but the menu bite is pretty much done. So I had to go get a razor for a replacement.
Speaker: And I was so mad at LG because I would mess with LG. LG phones used to be the best things out there. I didn't care about nobody's. I used to love them. They told me that I wouldn't get an iPhone one time. I just stuck with it. LG would have had me.
Speaker: It would have happened with their view. Oh, dude, I rocked LG for the longest time. Everything. LG View was to improve every year. That would have been the phone I was using. Now, the reason why a lot of people got Android was because of that Galaxy S system. When Galaxy S was came out, everybody had it. When Apple first came out of the iPhone, we couldn't do it for AT &T. And a lot of people didn't have AT &T back then. Right. Everybody was on Verizon, cellular one, Next Hill, all the mobile phones.
Speaker: That's another reason like to get the plan but it's like the security where Apple Care coverage. Yeah. Yes, that's a cool deal. Like my my Android doesn't do that. I can't get that. But my Android is also really cheap. So I can just fucking go buy a new one.
Speaker: Android, everybody sells them, everybody has them. And the best thing about Apple, the means, like, look that I know it says. Hey, guess what, Tony? Everybody sells them. Everybody has iPhones, too. It's not just an Apple -only thing. No, no. It used to be. That's what people wouldn't go to. It used to be just Apple. You used to have to go through AT &T. Yeah. You had to, to get it when it first came out. Yeah. Now you can get them sons of bitches everywhere. Mm -hmm. I love my Androids. And as a guy who
Speaker: Has had both phones and I currently have a... When it comes to a laptop, are you a Mac guy as well? I am now, yes. I can't do it. I have the Galaxy S21 Plus. The other laptop that died, I was trying to see what the best laptop to get. The top 10 best laptops, the first five that all happened.
Speaker: You want to know why? Because those companies that took those, that put those surveys out and made them, they were owned by, they got paid by Apple or they were owned by Apple. Apple is such an expensive. And it's like, it's like new balance. Let's all get excited for the brand new iPhone. That's still four years behind Samsung on their technology. 10 years ahead of security, 10 years ahead of security settings.
Speaker: I'm sorry, I've never had any security issues on my Samsung, but I have known of several issues on the iPhone. And that was when I had one personally. I don't know, I'm not a fucking tech genius. The phone didn't fucking work and they said there were security issues. It wasn't a personal phone, it was a work phone. I have a work phone right now that's an iPhone. It's the second time I'm having an iPhone. What? I don't like them. Because they're a shit phone.
Speaker: I don't have any wiener pictures. Never mind. Just don't do it with your phone.
Speaker: go old school, get a polaroid camera and then mail, and then mail them to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Which reminds me.
Speaker: Have you, I don't care. I don't care. I honestly, I honestly don't care. I don't personally like the iPhones. That's just me. I don't care. It's personal thing. It's, it's like the argument between PlayStation or Xbox. Well, I own a PlayStation and I own an Xbox and I enjoy both of them. They both do what they're supposed to do. Give me better about police station back in the day. I forgot what it was.
Speaker: There's this and that's how I was back in the day. I like the controller better than I bought the Xbox and I just got used to the controller. I never liked the Xbox controller and each system has game exclusives like Xbox had Halo for the has Halo and PlayStation has a couple got a war and stuff like that.
Speaker: You know, they're PlayStation exclusives. You know, it is what it is. It's not that big of a deal. It's kind of like the argument of Ford Chevy or Dodge. I don't care. I don't know. As long as I got to go to the mechanics about that, I don't want to stand there. Yeah. As long as it's a Ford Ford or Chevy, I'm good. I don't want to. I don't want to dodge because the interiors tend to be really shit. Well, that they can't figure out how not to make a plastic transmission.
Speaker: Well, John, when that Magnum engine first came out, they had my attention. I rode in the truck one time. It was a great ride. Oh, no. That's when it first came out. It was a great ride. It's not the engines. Their engines are phenomenal. Their transmissions are shit.
Speaker: I never had a transmission issue. I had an old Dodge. And I didn't have a transmission issue. Yeah, that's why I said, Eleanor, the cloud. For me, but it all comes down to a preference. It's all personal preference. Yeah. It's like Chris is Pops and I. We literally constantly send back and forth memes. Yeah, sorry. We walk forward and fuck Chevy. Commodore 64. Fuck yeah. I had one of those. Yeah, I had one.
Speaker: I know who's whom it is. I'll show what happened. I'm going to give it to y 'all later. Well, yeah, it all comes down to preference. It is an interesting concept, though, that you spend as much on an iPhone as I do on my Android. And I can do the same thing on my Android than you can on your iPhone. I look at it this way.
Speaker: It's a status symbol. iPhone's always been. Apple, Apple products have always been a status symbol. But I look at it this way as far as a smartphone. I'm looking for something that's easy to use and has a user -friendly system. And iPhone is not very user -friendly, in my opinion. It is. It is eventually. But it's just like when you switched over from PlayStation to Xbox. I get used to it. In that transition period, I don't want to fucking deal with it.
Speaker: It wasn't that much of a transition between Xbox and PlayStation because at the end of the day, at the end of the day, the buttons are the exact same. Yeah, the buttons are the buttons when you when you when you play something about the Internet access. It's it's it's the way it's the way that Xbox makes their controllers are a little bit bigger and bulkier than than the PlayStation and they and and their shape just real goofy like and that was like the button the button configuration super fucking comfy.
Speaker: Yeah, but I don't know. I've gotten to the point now I did buy some different, different type Xbox controllers and I really like them but I've gotten spoiled by one of them so. I have not played enough Xbox to really complain about the Xbox controller. I had one for a minute and I.
Speaker: I've contemplated buying it again. It had like little fans in it that it blew on the palm of your hands and your fingers. And then it would do like a light vibration to massage your palm.
Speaker: Make sure you're still awake. Chris is like - I got it off a wish. I got it off a wish for like five bucks. And I didn't even, it was one of those purchases that I bought that when I made that big wish order that I was telling you guys about, I didn't mean to. And it was so cool. I was like, I kind of want to get one again. You got a little fans on there, blow on your hands, keep them. It died.
Speaker: It was, it was, well, he wore out a vibrant choice. No, it just, it just, it just died. What are you doing?
Speaker: What are you doing? Playing Call of Duty? Oh, I have a question for you gentlemen. I would love to hear your question if you weren't glitching out like a motherfucker. You ever get into a tire as a kid and roll down the hill?
Speaker: No, I've done a lot of country ass dumb things, but I never, I actually, I don't think I ever fit in the tire to roll down the hill, to be honest with you. Oh, we, we use like big track. So yesterday when the power went out, one of the neighbors, our name, my neighbor, he's got that Cobra. He had an old full white tire for an 18 and trail and the kids were climbing in it and pushing each other back and forth.
Speaker: And they're like, have you ever done that? I was like, we used to do it downhill. So yeah, we've never done that. So I'm the one out of three. This is one of those times where I start to question our friendship live on the air. I'm not questioning our friendship because of that.
Speaker: No, I've never done it because like I said, I just didn't fit into tires. I'm sorry. They weren't putting Sasquatch inside of tractor tires and rolling them down the hill. But the reason that I'm questioning our friendship live on the podcast right now.
Speaker: it's because you're you are pushing i'm the one out of three i think it's interesting because literally don't care how you look at it there's always going to be one out of three i know i just i just envision you just randomly saying you're just pleased yeah no it's just you're randomly throughout the show you're gonna be like clicks the one out of three
Speaker: One thing I noticed with people who did do it who the hell's gonna stop you for me the wrong time Big -ass friend
Speaker: You have to you have to yeah you have to remember that there's we Tony's the one out of three Tony's the one out of three. See it's catching on.
Speaker: I hate you, Jeff. Yeah, you have to remember. You have to remember, Tony. You're like a fucking rat. Yeah, kind of like you did to everybody. Jeff's kind of like a fungus. He grows on you.
Speaker: No, yeah, you have to remember Tony's originally from New York. He grew up in the concrete jungle. Yeah, but didn't you like, you ever swim in the Hudson River? No, I don't think you can swim in the rivers in New York. Well, you can, but yeah, you can if you want to. I don't think it's illegal. Pollution? Well, no, I'm not saying it's like, but it might be frowned upon.
Speaker: I don't think people are just randomly swimming in the Hudson River. Ever. Say a movie. Say a fucking movie, Jeff. No, but they show it in old footage of New York. You'll see them going to Rockaway Beach. Gotta be above the closest walls. Rockaway, isn't it? Rockaway Beach, yeah. There's beaches and stuff, but, you know,
Speaker: Tony, don't lie. You went to Jersey Shore, didn't you? You'll get skin abrasions. Rockaway Beach is a hard beach because there's a lot of rocks on there. It's literally rocky. Oh, really? Literally. There are rocks. Jones Beach is all right. But the sewage are the major metropolitan area. And it does kind of spew out that way. That's about as close as we get to it.
Speaker: I mean, they'll hit the fire hydrants. They'll hit a water park. We used to go to Action Park, which is in Jersey. That wasn't necessarily Hudson's Water Real, but you know, George Carlin talked about it, which is funny as fuck. George Carlin talked about that shit. That was fucking hilarious. Hey, Sadie. Hey, Sadie. Yeah, I'm just saying. It's like swimming in the Hudson River is kind of like drinking the water in Mexico.
Speaker: if you can do it, but it's not what I'm trying to imply is that we did, but it's still, yeah, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony used to, Tony used to break dance down on the street corners. And then him and three of his friends used to do a little doo -wop, you know, songs. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm always talking real **** golf. I can picture Tony in the 80s growing up. Breakdancing. Watching the electric boogaloo carry this big boombox.
Speaker: I did that shit. Evidence Puerto Rican friend breakdancing on the street corner. Wearing any Puerto Rican friends in Virginia. During those days, I was in Virginia for the most part. It was a little bit of everybody. Not too many, not too many. A couple of them. But the best thing about those days was there weren't no race issues for real. It came down to who grew up around. And that's why I like that movie, Warriors.
Speaker: That was a real true depiction of New York. That gang was... I would love to... I'm gonna tread lightly on this. That movie still stands up today as a really good movie and still fun to watch. One of the best movies ever.
Speaker: I would kinda like to see it remade. Let's be clear. If it was done right. If it was done right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You cannot fuck that movie up. No, I agree. That's why I said I kinda would like to see it remade because I'd be much like Footloose. I've never seen the remake of Footloose, even though everybody says it's really good. I don't, it's one of my favorite movies. You can do, you can redo, you can redo, you can redo Warriors right now.
Speaker: Hey, Tony, make it more different. How would you make it more original? Is the question? I don't want him to make it more original. I want him to remake it and modernize it. You've got to give a new environment. You've got to do it somewhat in another city. I'm actually talking about this and asking what city I would do it in if it was in New York. Because they can't do a lot of the old New York things in that movie. Just to be honest, I could. I agree.
Speaker: They could do it in San Francisco. Yes, Queen. Wow, that was horrible. Yes. Bitches. Bitches, come out and play. Come on, bitches. Where you bitches at? You want me to share this shit with you?
Speaker: It's cold, man. Why would you share it? New Orleans. New Orleans would be cool. I'm gonna go ahead and throw this out there. If I was to remake it, I thought about taking it right to where I was at Virginia Beach in the Hampton Roads area. They can kind of go through the same. They can kind of do it like that. I can do that. I can do that. And it will be
Speaker: Something else, just except for the fact that there's no train. They would have to probably get their own vehicle. And then you got to make it through the cities with the vehicles. I really did think about this shit. And how we could take it right to Virginia Beach. We could take it right down there. And that would have to be for those of you. Because I do have this out there every damn body. All of my Hampton Roads folks. Imagine doing warriors. Excuse me. Newport News, Virginia Beach. Y 'all know I ain't lying. We can do this shit. Y 'all know I ain't lying.
Speaker: I can do this. Yeah, that's what I said. I'd kind of like to see it remade, but at the same time, just leave it alone. If anything, just re -release it digitally. Digitally remaster it. Yeah, yeah. 25 year anniversary movie back in 2005, I think it was. Yeah. It was 25, 30 years, and it made a video game.
Speaker: I almost yeah, yeah, I did see the video game. I always played video game. I almost bought a game system. Yeah, I did. Speaking of speaking of video games into a video game, they usually fuck it up. Speaking of movies, I'm in the video game. No, no. Well, Resident Evil was video game and then the movie. But speaking of turning movies into video games, a new game just came out and I'm contemplating buying it tomorrow and sitting my fat ass on the couch and playing it all day.
Speaker: What's it called? They made an Evil Dead video game. Another one? No, no. Evil Dead was already a video game, wasn't it? No. I've never seen an Evil Dead video game. I've been wanting one for years and they did one. They did one and it encompasses the original movies and the TV show. People did the game. Did you ever watch the TV show, Jeff? No.
Speaker: watch it. It's really good. It's got Bruce Campbell in it. So, it's he didn't make one earlier. Yeah, I didn't think so because I love that movie. It's one of my one of my favorite scary movies ever. It's not even that scary. It's not and it's a shitty movie. By the way, Evil Dead and Evil Dead. The third one is because the second one was literally the first one just remade and had a few different scenes in it. But the third one that they did where he went back into medieval time, they're shitty fucking movies.
Speaker: Oh, they're very, well. But I don't love them. He is the king of B -moves. See, you can love a shitty movie and admit a movie's shitty. Max and my rubber drive is a shitty movie. I'm the one of three. I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. This is a one out of three moment. That's what I said, I'm the one out of three. One out of three, people.
Speaker: One out of one out of three people are right. The other two are check asses. I'm just saying you can love a bad movie and it still be a bad movie. Maximum overdrive was outstanding movie. You're crazy. This is true. I am crazy. But nonetheless, maximum overdrive was still a bad movie. People dead was a bad movie, too. It was so corny and so goddamn cheesy. The Bruce Campbell movie, the one G,
Speaker: What was it? I can't remember. It's called. I fucking love it. Go fuck. How many fireballs have you had tonight? Hey, what's going on, Chris? Next mobile job was outstanding. I'm scared. I'm scared of that truck.
Speaker: Tony's been a scared of semis ever since maximum overdrive. Game out. Green Goblin on the front when the eyes changed. That was good. No, it's uh. I gotta find the name of the movie. Like I said, I love the movie. It's a fantastic movie but you know, it is what it is. I just, it's it's just so shitty movie. It's a very bad movie. But uh no, the Evil Dead television show is really good. It it it stayed with the
Speaker: same concept. Bruce Campbell was in it. It was it was great and then they made this video game and I'm seriously content about I might go like during break and go buy it and start downloading it and just sitting my fat ass on the couch tomorrow playing Evil Dead like a happy little fat **** 40 year old kid. So my normal Wednesday. I don't even remember the name of the movie. It's going to drive me **** nuts.
Speaker: I would say he doesn't have a whole lot of movies to his credit. Like, as far as acting goes, he's done a lot. I'm talking about movies that people are going to know. But you have to remember, all those movies that you're probably looking at right now may not be acting credits because he was an FX guy. Oh, that's right. So he's going to have credit. 156 credits as an actor.
Speaker: Why don't you DoorDash? He was in Doctor Strange with Multiverse of Madness, by the way. He was in a couple different Marvel movies, I believe. He made cameos. He was in Burn Notice, which he was really good in that. It was a television show.
Speaker: that I am Bruce Campbell movie or something like that. I am Bruce Campbell with one G the, the, the, the, what is like the ghost of, of Tofu or some shit like that, correct me. I am Bruce Campbell hilarious movie. Movies and TV. Oh, he does a bunch of things. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: This is a bunch of them. Yeah, this is, this is, this is. Dark Man, oh my God. Yeah, right? Xena, Hercules. He was in Congo? Oh shit. Wait, he was in the movie Congo? He was in Congo? Yeah. No, Congo was on Ernie Hudson. And it got to play at a BC or Oz. He was in it too. Right. Claudia with a chance of meatballs, Sky High. Escape from LA. Yeah, well, he played the mirror. And Claudia with a chance of meatballs.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, he was he was he was the he was getting started out skinny and he kept eating. Oh, and Sky High. He was the gym. He was the instructor like the gym teacher. He's been in three Spider -Man movies. Yeah. He was like a street vendor on some in the multiverse of madness. Dr. Strange. He was in the film Dawn 2. That's another movie that shouldn't have made a sequel.
Speaker: should've made a sequel or a fucking television show. Dude, I got no music. It does some dog television show. Oh my god. I tried to watch it like four times. I couldn't get into it. The first one wasn't bad. One way's going to get riled up. We're just going to tell you not to do it and just door dash. It's a whole lot cheaper to door dash than to get pop for a Dewey. I found it with triple G bacon burger. Sounds pretty good. Sounds pretty good. I don't know. I just bought a bunch of steaks.
Speaker: I was gonna, yeah, I was gonna DoorDash Applebee's tonight and get a steak, but then I didn't feel like paying 50 bucks for DoorDash, so I went to Taco Bell instead. Got me some authentic Mexican theme. Holy shit. So we're at the grocery store, and I see a lobster. No, I'm thinking something. It was $15 a pound. For monster drinks? No, a lobster. A lobster.
Speaker: 15. Oh, what is it? Damn, what kind of loss did you get? You had that fucking straight up the bottom of it. I swear to God, this thing was as big as me. Nice. Like, they could have rode past your seat in my fucking car. It was huge. And I almost bought the son of a bitch, but I was like, if I buy that thing, he's going to fucking get me. More than my daughter's. I gotta forgive me. You can starve, boy. Say hi. You don't get no dinner. Hello, Jason.
Speaker: He's like I have zero folks to give about the crackers on your screen dad Different types of people know Tony's like this is part of my diversity program at work I have to
Speaker: This is community outreach. Hey, Tony's one of three again. He's the only black guy on the show. There you go. See? I knew it would fucking cancel a lot. Unusual. With that being said, this really seems like a really good point to start to go ahead and take a first break.
Speaker: Oh yeah, you can't sit there and smoke in the house no more. Yeah, fucking pricks. Go to prank. So anyway, so anyway, so play the long version of the song. Where's the shortest, where is the shortest song we have?
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Speaker: If you could be a superhero or a super villain, whichever you choose, what would your power be? My power would be fucking you up, Mosquito. Amen to that. That's why you're a dead motherfucking whore. So, so, uh, in order of picking,
Speaker: Tony, you are first, then myself, then Chris. I almost want to let Glenn go first to show him mercy. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You're going to show me mercy. Please kind sir. Show me mercy. I need all the mercy. I'm sorry. 18 and technically 18 and
Speaker: Two, well, you know, 18 to three, I guess, compared to your two and 16. First of all, and you're in Jeff's two and 19. First of all, and technically you guys are one in 16 and one. It's full of ballots at 3 a .m. I'm just saying. And mind you, and mind you, I had a 10 win streak and I'm on another streak. I believe I've won six in a row.
Speaker: The only streak you got is in your drawers. Nobody cares. No, because I have learned how to wipe my ass properly. With tissue or your hand? Maybe both.
Speaker: All right, if I go first or would go first or just go first, we don't want to. Tony, you are going first. I determined, I said last week or the other night, I said we're gonna keep the light same order as last time. So you, Jeff, am still your reigning champion. So Tony, what is your number one superpower if you could pick a superpower? This is the one you get. Recount all those hopes for a good team day and win it.
Speaker: Tony just wants the ability to know how to count. If you ever watch X -Men, I want that power gladiator head. I like that guy.
Speaker: He's a part of the shirai empire the one that can fly across the whole damn galaxy. He could be up phoenix No, the only way he couldn't beat was phoenix if you ever watched the cartoon Okay, so what is pretty much Invincibility to fly through space be strong as hell can't nobody fuck with you, you know that invincibility
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, but Phoenix was stronger than him. Let's just for the sake of argument, let's just keep it simple. Google is in front of you. Yeah. Google that shit. Find out what his power was. For the sake of argument, let's just keep it simple. I'll start off with flight. Let me start with flight, man. I'll take it easy like that.
Speaker: Haven't you already flown before them? Yes, I have. You haven't. No, I haven't. I've never had a reason to, to be honest with you. Well. I want to revert the way the paint that first picture will give you more definition. And this is where my question comes in. No. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. So if you look up Deadpool's ability, it's accelerated healing.
Speaker: Accelerated healing that's his power. Does that not include like immortality as well? Technically, yes, but his superpower is is healing accelerated healing. So that's what I'm going with I'm going with the accelerated healing of did I like that? Well, I have you guys already
Speaker: I can't I can't believe you neither one of you did this. I can't believe neither one of you thought of this for you. We're not done yet. We're not done yet. Come here. You're done. All of them. You can't do that. I can't do whatever I want. I can't do whatever I want. I can't fucking count. And they're told I take a superpower. I want all of them.
Speaker: I'm trying to Google his powers and they don't see it. My first pick would be to have the ability to morph like Mystique and have that said superheroes powers, but at limited capacity. So like if morphing into like Colossus,
Speaker: You only have like 50 % of his super strength. Gotcha. Let me specify my first pick by the powers of gladiator from X -Men. Would that be enough? Yeah, so gladiators. Thanks, man. Thanks.
Speaker: Like I said, I could morph into anybody or anything and have their powers at like 50 % capacity.
Speaker: Okay. I think that'd be a pretty badass one to have because even if I had 50 % of Superman's powers, I'd still be pretty badass. No, I agree. Well, so Tony, what is your number two and three? Oh, we go with that first pick being changed like the power. Yeah, I put it to gladiators at gladiators power for me. Yes. Um, I think the second one we're going to go pretty much. You took super healing already.
Speaker: Right, so I'll go with Super Speed. Yeah, I'll go with Super Speed. I didn't have that as one. He's basically, Gladiator is basically a variation of Superman. No, he's strong in Superman. He goes farther, faster. He was, Superman was strong on Earth.
Speaker: Gladion was strong throughout the galaxy. Right, because of Earth's Yellow Sun. Yes. See, Gladion had a galactic power. He could fly through space. He could even draw his power from a certain thing. Just who he was. It's just who he was. So we're going to go with picking a
Speaker: a superhero or a super villain in general as well as a power, as a power. Okay. So you can say like, I can't, I can't just go flight speed with him. He was the first one that came to mind as the father of the superpower. I put him above Green Lantern. Green Lantern needed the ring to do what he did. That didn't mean nothing. He just did it.
Speaker: That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying so you can pick an individual power or you can play or you can pick a superhero and be like, I want everything he's got. Okay. That's cool. It's better if we need to, but he was the first one that came to my mind and I was actually just trying to Google it with the power was specifically they don't specify it. Yeah. No, that's cool. What'd you say with your what'd you say with your number two pick Tony? He said super speed. So basically flash. Okay. Excuse me.
Speaker: So what is your number three, Tony? Jason asked me, but sorry. The next one's going to be me. You want to see? My third one? You want to sing? I'll let you sing later, okay? I'll let them know you want to sing. In the third hour, in the third hour. You got to pick stuff. Oh, okay. The third pick, we have time. Let's be
Speaker: I wanna just go with super strength. Yeah. You already technically, I don't know. You guys just, we'll just do whatever you guys do. I ain't worried about it. Well, for my number two, it's - I think my number one pick should stand, by the way.
Speaker: No, no, no. No, all of them. Well, this goes along with that. It's the mimic. So I can basically mimic anyone. So I can basically, it's very much like you're morphing. You want to be a shape shifter. You want to be a shape shifter. Shape shifter. Well, no, but that's what morphing is. But I don't shift into somebody else.
Speaker: Taskmaster you don't you don't you don't have their powers you learn that you learn you learn their Technique and abilities you don't necessarily get them. You just know everything about them just by Like rule, okay, exactly. Yes, so you absorb their powers. You're not morphing your mimicking. This is what you did say. That's true So for my number three
Speaker: is telepathy. Telepathy. Like Professor X. Telepathy, not telepathy. Well, he's a telepath. Professor X, basically, without the wheelchair. He is a... He's a telepath. Is it telepath or is it telekinetic? Telepath. No, he was a telepath. He's a telepath because he can control, but he can also read your thoughts.
Speaker: and and telepaths don't necessarily control you. One of three men that can that are are dating slash married uh reading your woman's thoughts is a big win. Do me a favor. Don't ever say what he just said.
Speaker: No, I'm disagreeing with him 100 % right now. You see me shaking my head. He said dating. Don't ever say that. Don't ever say that. Trust me. I'm not agreeing. I'm shaking my head out of everything. Chris is dating. Tony, I'm married. Tony. Oh, I thought you said just yourself. I'm going to say fuck. You said that in a minute. No, no, no, no. Chris is dating. I'm married. Tony, you're kind of in that gray area of both. I'm on the divorce side of things.
Speaker: Okay, so what I'm saying is, as a man, being able to read a woman's thoughts would be a huge win. Based on the movie, we're not sure. Based on the movie, we're not sure. Well, I don't know, did you see the remake? No, I need to, but that was funny. Remake was okay. That was good for me. My third one is to be a telepath.
Speaker: So Chris, what is your two in? Dr. Strange's powers. To be the sorcerer almighty. Sorcerer Supreme. Sorcerer Supreme. That's a good one. I was going to use that. You took one. I was going to use that. I was going to use that. You best. I like that. I respect that. You best. I respect that.
Speaker: I can respect that. I fully understand that. And... I think I have a visual for this next one. Oh, Jesus. If you fucking come out of fucking T -Rex costume, I'm gonna call it Vado right there. The Mad Titan himself, gentlemen. Thanos. You know, technically Thanos doesn't really have a...
Speaker: Technically, you can kiss my ass. Mr. Mimic, you're sitting over there, you're using the same - Name is fucking power. Name is fucking power. Whooping your ass, beating your ass, the Infinity Gauntlet, the Stones, killing half of the world's population in a snap. Okay. Taking on the Avengers single -handedly by himself. And losing. And killing over half of them. He killed freakin' Nick Fury. Enough said.
Speaker: Nick Fury came back. Nick Fury has no impact on Nick Fury. They all came back. Nick Fury came back number one. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a power. Nick Fury doesn't have a
Speaker: mother motherfucker will not he goes up against some of the strongest villains and heroes in the world and they can't beat him. Thank you. My son told me number four. What do we have left? Oh, there's several. You're right. You guys x ray vision.
Speaker: And the hush falls over the broadcast, one of three. Gentlemen, he's going to be standing outside your bathroom going, I got a deep dive for you, gentlemen. What's going on? Smoke.
Speaker: but I say better teleportation. I like that. I like that. Nightcrawler. I give you that. Nightcrawler. Exactly. Nightcrawler kind of thing. Mm -hmm. Like, I don't even have, I don't have to fly. I can just think that I'm there already.
Speaker: I don't know. Which is what Chris would like when he's been ready to go to Vegas because he's going to freak out. He's like, why can't we **** just teleport **** I beats Dragon. I can't do this **** Let me have powers of teleportation and when you say dumb **** like that, I teleport beside you and hit you with a beer can and teleport back with my teleportation powers. I'm going to go over there and
Speaker: My number four pick. Yes. I'm a beautiful butterfly. My number four pick. I'm making a deal with the gentleman. I want the devil, gentlemen.
Speaker: Okay. I want ghost writers powers. Oh, I mean, he didn't even want them powers. I want them powers. No, I respect that. Let me have the power of judgment and send you dirty sons of bitches to the firing pits of hell.
Speaker: I got the winner. I don't
Speaker: I want that body suit that Spawn had. That was dope. I like that. That was dope. The Spawning Ghost writer, similar powers, just a little bit differently. But I ain't mad at you. Similar problems. And I would love to see the movie with the two of them. Because that cape is no joke. Cape versus chain.
Speaker: I like that picture. To counteract Chris's Thanos. The only person that could have actually beat Thanos if given the chance. Wanda Maximoff's powers. Siliconesis. Well, she had kind of a, she had magic. You just want magic. I already picked magic.
Speaker: I'm not going to let it slide twice in the same list. By definition, they're two to the power, sorcery and magic. Dr. Strange is a sorcery. She wasn't a sorcerer. She was a witch, which falls under a sorcery. It's not magic.
Speaker: Uh oh, what's bad? I'm not letting this slide twice in the same list. That's fine. That's fine. That's a good thing. And in all honesty, Captain Marvel could have beaten Thanos as well. This is true. This is true. But fuck that bitch. What? Watch him. I will give. I have a backup with freezing time.
Speaker: Freezing time. I will watch. Freezing time as in I can walk in rooms down my fingers. Everything freezes. Oh, like Zack Morris. Time out. Yeah, you do this to freeze time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You're trash like Zack Morris. Exactly. You're trash.
Speaker: How did I go from being cool to the exact fucking work? God damn. No, but I mean, it's it's kind of like that, you know, I'm talking about Disney, his camera frozen. Yeah, I froze your ass, motherfucker. Talking shit to me. He froze your time. That's what you get from talking shit. There's your picture right there, Jeff. He froze time. There it is.
Speaker: I froze you
Speaker: What, do you have the power of internet? You have the power of internet? I'll freeze your ass again. I did exactly worse. I led you right into that trap. I thought about that, but she got it from something else, even though it would have been dope. She kind of goes along the lines of gladiator with me, but I thought about that, kept the marvel that she would have fit. She actually has part of one of the stones from
Speaker: I believe it is. No, it's it's actually yeah, I think it is. It's just for the blue. So Chris, what is your number five? Number five. What if I? I had a little bit of that little bit of that and. Oh.
Speaker: What do you guys have again? Just a real quick refresher. Okay, real quick refresher. So Tony has gladiators, power from X -Men, super speed, super strength, X -ray vision, and the body suit room spawn. You have morphing, but only 50 % of the person you morph into is power. He has ample power. Yeah, basically, yeah. I mean, you morph into me, I'm still gonna beat your ass. If I morph into... I'm strange.
Speaker: Yeah, but if you and I are fighting and I'm morphing the fucking toad from X -Men and I have 50 % of his ability, I'm going to destroy you in 10 seconds. No, because I'll just freeze time and you'll be fine. So, you also have... Okay, so I'm morphing to you. I freeze... You have Thanos' power of the Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah. Ghost Rider. I have Accelerated Healing. I have Mimic. I have Telepathy.
Speaker: I have telepathy, sorry, thank you. Teleportation and freezing time. Number five. And if you say, laserize, you're an idiot. Number five, the ability to not be affected by some jackass who thinks he can freeze time and stop me from doing anything.
Speaker: And then I 50 % my half ass into AC Slater and I kick his teeth in because he's trash like Zack Morris. No, number number five.
Speaker: The ability to speak without blubbering. Let me dive into the into the vault. You know, it gets difficult around here because it's not that I'm running. It's not that I'm running out of mine and I had to come up with new ones. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
Speaker: Think hard now. I got a hard list to beat. Think hard. Not really. Calm down, bro. Yes, I do. Tony's just like setting hard. Yeah. He's like hard. Just like you said telepathy. Telepathy, telepathy, whatever. Same difference. I tell you what I had. I just thought of something and it's fucking idiots over here.
Speaker: Oh, let's uh. Iron Man or Batman don't have superpowers. No, but Venom. No, actually.
Speaker: Venom came out of a bottle. It's an alien symbiote. Oh, awesome. Awesome. I'll see my video on a video game. That's big. Yeah, that's steroids, basically. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm down.
Speaker: Let me tell you like Leonard Skinner. Southern man. Don't need Neil Diamond around. You know that **** who's not alive. Oh, like two of them. That's not all of them. They're still touring. I don't know if it was a roommate
Speaker: And the lead singer only replaced his brother. Oh, nobody's done that. Because we all believe we're smart. I don't want to be smart. Well, I mean, technically I do have smart. I have Dr. Strange's powers. And Thanos' powers. I'll just say that I'm going to have a beard by the time you make up your decision. Hurry up. Oh, my God.
Speaker: I only, I only, I only prolong this just because apparently somebody's in a hurry to do something. I don't know what his big hurry is. We're trying to fill up an hour here, Tony, calm down. Oh, is that what I'm doing? Trying to lose, lose to your list. Jeff, I want to change my top five because apparently I have to lose to Tony's list. So I'm going to change my abilities to a one through five, being able to just turn into a pile of slime and do nothing.
Speaker: There you go, Tony. Now you got me beat with your list. What are you talking about, dude? I got X -ray on your list. Nobody's afraid of that. What are you, five years old? I'm a five -year -old. From the Fantastic Four. Super intelligent, super stretchy, Mr. Fantastic.
Speaker: I wanna thank you all for this week's victory. I can't believe he just said that shit. I love the confidence of the guy who's won one time. Talking to the guy who's won 18 times. I do, I love the confidence. So for recap, Tony has, glad ear from X -Men. Elastic Man. Super strength. X -ray vision.
Speaker: They really did my man so wrong. He was in bed before. He was in a body suit. Chris had Morphing, Dr. Strange, the Sorcerer's Supreme, Thanos, Ghost Rider's abilities, and Mr. Fantastic. And I had Accelerated Healing. I had, what was my number two? Mimic, Telepathy. Telepathy, Telepathy. I know.
Speaker: No, number four is teleportation and number five is to freeze. Teleport a potty. Hey, I never have to worry about, I could literally leave my destination in seconds. No, I had, I had, I had teleportation on my list.
Speaker: It's, it's, it's kind of, well, see, I was trying to see what was going to be late to an appointment. What was throwing me off is that, that, that I was trying to pick like individual like powers and then you guys are like, you should pick a character. And then that changed my game. I have no characters. I'm the only one without a character. I don't feel like you know any of the characters that well.
Speaker: I believe you're correct, sir. I believe I'm correct. I believe you have knowledge, but it's might not be as extensive as mine. Well, if I'm not mistaken, the homework assignment was super power. I know it was super. It was super power, not powers, but then you guys changed the fucking game up as soon as we started. I didn't change nothing. That's what I wrote. I did. I wrote down. I had an exhilarated healing. Yeah, I wrote.
Speaker: I wrote down straight, morphing, magic, healing, speed, and then all of them. Yeah, this is gonna be my number one pick, all of them. Cuz if somebody came to me, they're like, pick a superpower, all of them. No, any superpower, yeah, all of them. No, just one, all of them. All of them. What are you not understanding here? You told me to pick a superpower. I said all of them. I only made one pick. My superpower is to take all the power.
Speaker: All of them. This is not hard to understand. Yeah. What do you, what do you, what are you struggling with here, jackass? You're the fucking genie. Figure it out, buddy. You're the one that made this offer. All right. You didn't give me rules and guidelines. You said you came to me. I didn't come to you. I didn't come and ask you for a superpower, you know. You came to me.
Speaker: How about you explain yourself next time you offer this to somebody? I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job. Like you suck. You should be fired. That's my wish. I wouldn't take your fucking job.
Speaker: You can't fucking learn your lesson, you bitch. Wow. Ability to grant wishes. The ability to grant or not grant wishes. You have three wishes. If I choose to give you three wishes. Yeah, I might get bored halfway through and go, you know what? You're done. Yeah. Stupidly. Yeah. I'd like you to like fucking your stupid. I don't really like your wish that much and not today. I'm not gonna. Come back tomorrow with a
Speaker: We'll make an appointment. But yes, anybody that wants to get in there starting five superpowers, apparently you can pick a character that you want to just kind of take over them. Oh, that's what I mean. Right off the bat, Tony was like gladiator, which is basically Superman. I looked him up. He's super strength, the ability to fly, uh, sonic powers, whatever that is.
Speaker: I don't know. That's what I just said. I don't know what the **** that means. Oh, you're looking up. You're the one who picked it. Jesus Christ. You just know it's his power. He couldn't even find his **** powers. I typed the guy's name in and I came up with this whole **** backstory. I went to the
Speaker: I got my food. I got your food. Yeah. Hold on one second. Okay. Tony, you have to remember Chris has a real problem with Wikipedia. Everybody should have it. Yeah. I have a problem with Wikipedia, much like I have a problem with you getting your political news from TikTok and Facebook. No question. I got my political news from TikTok. You have. No, I know. You've sent videos.
Speaker: I don't know where I found it. I just typed it up. Would you look at it? I I literally put the guy I put gladiator for X -Men gladiator fictional character gladiators fictional character appearing in American comic American comic books published by Marvel. I got it. It's not a Lincoln just literally the first thing that pops up when I put gladiator X -Men. I don't see for Sonic. Nothing. I see
Speaker: or personic or whatever, PSI. The office of his race, others of his race had the capacity for great strength, very super powerful. Only if he used him, he was completely devoted to a purpose, his ability to increase and decrease in accordance with the level of his confidence. I like that. Okay, so wait, if he's having a shit day, he loses his powers? Pretty much, that's what it looks like. Fuck that, because most my days are bad. Oh, oh, psionic, psionic ability. Psionic ability. That's basically psychic ability.
Speaker: Yeah, literally, it's the first thing that popped up. Yeah, no, I just literally what Chris's answer was all of them. Yes. Oh, so I said he's basically Superman. Yeah. No, he's stronger. However, I do have to say laser vision is the shittiest power ever. Let's let's let's let's just see something here eyes. Top 10 strongest superhero and super villains of all time. Go do it. Go. I like that.
Speaker: Uh, Superman, dark sea, dark side, Thor, Hulk, Doomsday, Jean Grey, Magneto, Martian Manhunter, Scarlet Witch, Brainiac, Captain Marvel, Flash, Franklin Richards. Oh.
Speaker: Phoenix Force, Wolverine, Iron Man, Doctor Strange, Supergirl, Super Surfer, Beyonder, Dormadu, or Dormamu, sorry, Spiderman, Captain America, Aquaman, you know who's not in that list anywhere? Gladiator, because he's fucking trash.
Speaker: He's going to sit there and tell me he's stronger than Superman. That's like the fucking anime jack off saying Goku could be Superman in a fight. No, the fuck he can't. He can go super science 20 times over and still get killed by Superman. Calm down. Superman is the strongest, greatest superhero of all time. However, on DC.
Speaker: on pc and marvel i'm sorry but laser eyes is the stupidest power ever tell me laser eyes tell me laser eyes are stupid when i'm laser eye and a hole in your stomach and killing you you cannot keep your eyes focused on one spot without moving who says everybody they do it cyclops does it all the time oh my god go ahead dog side does it with his omega ray
Speaker: No, here's the thing. Superman does it. Pick a square or a circle on the wall and walk your eyes around it. You will literally skip. If you're 100 % honest about it, you will not hit every ceiling. This is where he pisses me off. This is where you piss me off. Don't go ahead. Because you'll go. You'll go. I love Fast and Furious. They drove a Fiero in space. And I think that's believable.
Speaker: It's a comic book. If you have that ability, your eyes are not going to jump around. You have learned to folk. Every superhero goes through a trial and error period where they are learning their powers and how you killed 55 people because you can't control. It all sucks to be those 55 fucking people. That's why Dr. Professor Xavier created Professor X's School for the Talented and Gifted so he could teach them so that people didn't get hurt.
Speaker: Or you have parents like John and Martha Kitt who take the time to help you. I know how bad it is when I was a teenager. Regular human. Regular human. Regular man as a teenager where he hated the fucking world and he was like fuck you dad.
Speaker: even Superman movie and I will say this because I watched it and messed my head up and damn break my holy shit I haven't seen that yet but I didn't want to watch it that was that was that was I wouldn't sleep I wouldn't sleep on Aquaman they clown even the old Justice League cartoons in the comics back in the day but when people fail to forget I'm watching people what what what what people fail to forget about
Speaker: Aquaman, not only does he have the ability to like talk to fish and all that stuff where everybody makes fun, but he has super strict. Oh, no, he's stupid. Smoke is top 20 top 20. What? Top 20 super hero. Click is in a category of his own. Oh, shit. As the greatest of all time.
Speaker: A greatest of all time. The greatest of all time. For no stance of flawed. Numbers is numbers. Words are hard. And Tony enjoys deep dives with his friends, with his male friends. With women.
Speaker: pretty sure that my words were we're going out with another deep dive gentleman and you said I've said that in my single life. I'm pretty sure there's I'm pretty sure there's video evidence on Facebook and Instagram. You make it easy, Tony. You walked into that plate glass window like it was your job. I don't know. Maybe you should
Speaker: Stop trying to make yourself sound so cool. I don't think anybody was in that conversation saying you weren't cool and you just felt the need to go. I have a problem with Tony's number four of x -ray beer. Go for it. Tony, are you 10 years old? I just have a problem with Tony's. I used to be.
Speaker: Much, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but mind reading is along the same lines of x -ray vision for me. It's a terrible superpower because you're going to hear things that you don't want to hear. No, but here's the thing. I know what you're going to do before you do. Or do you? Because I don't even know what I'm going to do until I do it. So how are you going to know? Let's second. I don't think about it. You'll finally decide what you're going to do?
Speaker: I already know what you're doing. Yeah, in that split second that I made that decision and then you decided to go, oh, look, this is what he's going to do. I've already cut your head off. I don't know. But he's got so much happening.
Speaker: I don't even know what I'm doing. So how are you going to know what I'm doing? I just do. I just do telling your brain to move your left arm, which is an involuntary motion. You don't have to think about it. But if I know what you're going to do, but if I know you have telepathy, cut your left arm off, you're a loser. Yes. But if I know you have telepathy, then I'm just going to think something totally different and do something opposite.
Speaker: It's called it's called it's called control your mind and I have the total control of my mind By not having any control at all
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, that's what I said. Exactly. A squirrel. You think you're going to be able to read my mind and know what I'm going to do before I do it? I don't even know what I'm doing. I just do. I just do. It just happens. And then I go, what the hell just happened?
Speaker: stop the string you knew before it was going. Yeah. And that's where you get **** because you're like, I'm going to read your mind. I'm like, get the **** all your crippled **** out of here. I know I already know what you're doing in about 10 minutes. You're going to go to break. See? Actually, 11 minutes.
Speaker: But that's not reading my mind because I didn't know that until I just looked at the clock. That's you having the ability to tell time, not read minds, Jeff. Fantastic superpower. I can tell time. Watch out. I'm going to tell time, bad guy. You better get out of here. I'm going to tell time. You ready?
Speaker: Did Tom go to tell back? It's 105 in 45 seconds. Take that bad guy. He's like, wow, you're super accurate. Can you help me set up my iPhone? Can you set my VCR? That's my superpowers. I can set up VCR. Villains. Villains are good. I like villains. Well, since we got 10 minutes,
Speaker: I've actually done. If you had to choose a villain, if you had to become a villain, who would you become? Brainiac. Really? He's a robot. He's a robot. He's a robot. Ultron's a robot. Brainiac's technically an alien life form. A villain.
Speaker: Lex Luthor. Why? So you go buy land? That's Lex Luthor's plan in every vote. Land, motherfucker. I don't want to understand that, Tim. I'm better off not understanding that. No, that's just the guy that you don't want to go down for. I would have to go if I was going to be a villain.
Speaker: No, I think, you know, what I did, when I did the list, I was looking at actual powers. Yeah, I was looking at, I was looking at actual, I was thinking of actual powers, not necessarily characters, but the Tony picked a character and I was like, oh, okay, we're doing character and I'll change it up a little bit because you guys are already taking a couple of my picks anyways. So that's why I kind of swapped it up. We had to, I knew we was going to start picking each other's stuff.
Speaker: but like, it's not even, I don't think it would even be a matter. I would literally, I wouldn't become a villain, but if you had Magneto's power, the manipulation of metal, you would become, you would literally have a business that would make you billions of dollars. I think I would go with Nimrod. Because you become the all good body shop. I think I would go out of the Nimrod or Sinister. I don't think that's true.
Speaker: I don't know that I, I don't know that I would really go for like, like, like the greatest supervillain of all time. I think I would just, it's like, you had to become a supervillain. Well, yeah, I think, yeah, I think it'd just be something that was cool to me. Like, like a carnage or juggernaut. Those guys are cool or saber too. I would have to be, I mean, if you're going to be a bad guy, you gotta be cool. Yeah.
Speaker: Because bad guys will. If I'm gonna be a bad guy. Even Green Goblin was pretty badass. If I'm gonna be a bad guy. I'm going with... What's his name? From Spider -Man to the universe. The fat guy. What is it? Doc Och? Vincent D 'Onofrio. Oh! I forgot his name.
Speaker: Shit. What was the name? No, it was Kingpin. Kingpin, thank you. Because he's stupid rich. He's actually not, he's actually stupid strong. And he can literally do whatever he wants. He's got a whole bunch of pots. I mean, this dude's all over the joint. I might run with a scorpion that was on Spider -Man.
Speaker: Okay. How am I going with him? King Croc, Killer Shark, I'd be down. King Croc, Killer Shark, no. They were corny, okay, first of all. They're super corny, don't get me wrong. No, no, King Shark was corny in Suicide Squad, but reading the comics, King Shark and Killer Croc were fucking savages. No, they got their asses handed to them in Suicide Squad movie. They were stripped in Suicide Squad movie.
Speaker: Well, the Killer Croc wasn't too bad in Suicide Squad, but they climbed the fuck out of King Shark. They fucked up King Shark. That second Suicide Squad, they climbed the fuck out of a lot of characters because they made that movie, they focused that movie around Peacekeeper, Rick Flag, and Harley, and Deadshot.
Speaker: So everybody else was just kind of bullshit afterthought. Yeah, they're secondary thoughts. Although the dude that Rooker played was a badass. Was he a badass or was it just the fact that it was Michael Rooker? I think it was the fact that it was Michael Rooker. He was fantastic in Guardians.
Speaker: I think Walter White. If the dude could read a fucking book on screen, I'm in. Rooker is the man. Watch that motherfucker read a fucking phone book for two hours. I said Sinister Sinestro, who the other one I said? Nimrod. Nimrod. Nimrod, thank you.
Speaker: Remind me about Nimrod. Apocalypse. Ooh, apocalypse. Good call. Remind me of what Nimrod did. Nimrod was a Christian. He was pretty much a... Is a Nimrod. He was over shit like this. He came out of the cartoon. Okay, okay, okay. You know who's superhero I always did like? And they haven't really gotten a whole lot of play in the X -Men universe. Who? Is...
Speaker: What's the name? The guy that threw the cards. Damn it. Damn it. Yeah, I almost said I wanted his powers, but I couldn't think of what they were called. I don't know what it is. Kinetic energy. Kinetic energy. That's what it is. Kinetic energy. Of course, I think of it now. They should have made that movie. They should have made it. They're still on top. It's a maybe kind of thing. It's like a 50 -50 shot. It's a coin toss of the coin.
Speaker: But A, the dude's Cajun, so he's got a cool accent. B, he's got the telekinetic ability. He's a fucking badass. I mean, the dude throws playing cards at you and will fuck you up. That's a badass. I don't care who you are. When I used to watch the X -Men cartoon after school back in the 90s, that dude was the shit.
Speaker: will say in the morning to me. Come on, you bitch. Wow. Calm down. Sorry. I just giant fucking moth that was flying around in here. And you guys didn't even catch it. But he crawled across my camera screen. And then I've got this Superman thing behind my camera or behind my computer. And he just walked behind it. And it's sticking out from the wall a little bit. So I just smashed it. I felt him squish back there.
Speaker: trying to eat. Had to be quick. I'm literally eating a bag of chips and drinking beer. Trying to eat. You don't want to talk about bug guts and green and white bug squishies. Doesn't bother me. I got lemon pepper chicken. You can't say nothing right now. You know what? That's probably what it looked like. It just came out of that moth.
Speaker: I think in all honesty, I think Gambit is one of those characters. He doesn't get enough love. Gambit much like Colossus at Nightcrawler as far as X -Men go. I know you guys are gonna clown me for this. No, go ahead. But it is what it is.
Speaker: Archangel and yes, even Jubilee did not get enough Love because so remind me about a dark angel because I don't know that
Speaker: Archangel, he had the wings. Okay. And at one point, if I'm thinking of the right character at one point, because he tried to be normal, he cut his wings off. So he got metal wings and he actually joined, I think he joined apocalypse as one of the, uh, as one of his four horsemen. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: But yes, even even even so many. Yeah, I like that. So I like that. So that's a good choice. That is a good one. Well, that's telekinetic. So that's tech.
Speaker: and it killed him. The brain was too strong for the body to kill him. No, no, no. He had a tumor pressing on his brain that literally looked like a hand. And unfortunately, if you have power like that, they say that's exactly what's going to happen. What about powder? I love that movie. I love that movie. That was awesome. Shit was dope. I haven't seen that movie forever. Fuck. I have a new superpower for you guys. OK.
Speaker: The ability to take us to break because that's what we're doing. There it is. We were just killing time for that last amendment. We're gonna take a real quick break, got a little bit more blank to actually know. What was I gonna say? How did you get out of there? Actually, my boy's cracking. That's what Bucky said Thursday when I picked him up. She's like, hi dad's going through puberty again. I was like, shut up.
Speaker: I got another hair on my ass to make an Indian rug, please. Wow. Sounds like a little bit of protection. We are going to take a real quick break. Hey, we're not going to do Blacktop Mojo. We are actually going to do Mr. Yeah, Mr. Love Ballad as he goes by on Instagram.
Speaker: So go ahead and check out this young man, ladies and gentlemen, you can find him on TikTok and YouTube and Instagram at ballad or mister or at mister love ballad on Instagram. If you go to YouTube and put in ballad orange, which is a song I'm going to play for you guys, you'll be able to bring up all of his info. You'll find all of his information, but all of his songs and stuff like that.
Speaker: And speaking of Orange, I'm gonna finally get around to playing it, which is the song that he's really pushing right now and wanting everybody to hear and promote and all that jazz. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes. We're gonna continue our deep dive, which I think will take up the whole entire last hour. Because one of the parks, I have some little side stories to go along with the park.
Speaker: since you guys got so hung up on the fucking irrelevant ass little girl that got ran over by a truck. It was confusing shit. It was confusing. She got hit by a truck and she died in the story. How you get hit by a swing? You just do. It wasn't in the playground and it wasn't a normal swing set. With that being said, here's ballad. We'll be back in a few minutes.
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Speaker: Let's see if I can find that video. That is Rock Lee. Uh he did that remake. And a Judas by Fosse. Yeah. That is a good song. I enjoy it. I actually I actually truly enjoy that song. The song is great. The Fosse is awesome. That's Chris Jericho's band.
Speaker: But, uh, but Rockley fucking knocked it out the park. He took it to a whole new level. No, absolutely. So Rockley, for those of you who don't know, he does our intro at the beginning of the show. So far, that's coming out of the night right there.
Speaker: he was he was uh our first guest on the show ever fantastic and a really fun interview we had we had so much fun hanging out with him uh it was only gonna be a half hour and it turned into four hours yes here we did we went over on the show and he hung out the whole time so i want to get him back on the show yeah so i do want to get him back on the show eventually but but
Speaker: not too regular. Let's. Yeah. Yeah. Let's continue our newest deep dive. Gentlemen. Yes. Got a new deep dive for you gentlemen. Uh oh. It's not a new one. We're going to continue our abandoned amusement
Speaker: Come on, boys. Let's get these deep dives in. Alright, come on now. My cheese cheese to the left. Now, everybody else to the right. Assume the position. Drop your socks and grab your cocks. Grab your ankles, boys, because we're going for a deep dive adventure. Oh, lord.
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Speaker: Oh, I know. I got your email too. I'm just saying. It was just a blank screen but. Yeah, he killed it. He does a lot of that. I don't know. Tim, if you're Tim, if you're on, if you're on TikTok. Rock Lee kills most of the songs he does. He killed a Britney Spears song. He knocked it out the park. Yeah. If you go to EDM underscore combat,
Speaker: on tiktok uh you you'll see a bunch of his a lot of his edm combat youtube you'll find a bunch of his full full versions of of the songs he's done he does really well the man is a mixedologist he he does really well and not not not a not a not a not a mixologist like our former guest rob durham
Speaker: Rob Nurm is an alcoholic. Rob Nurm is kind of like, he is the alcohol extreme. He can make you any drink you want. Yes. But no, we're going to jump back into the deep dives, back into our abandoned parks and creepy stories behind them and or surrounding them. And to start off tonight, I'm going to start with Gulliver's Kingdom.
Speaker: you guys have probably never heard of this. It was in Japan. Like Oliver's Travels? Yes. Yes. Like Oliver's Travels. Travels. Okay. Uh and this is this is in Japan. Nice. Uh and for and for those of you guys that don't know what Gulliver's Travels was. It was a
Speaker: No, actually it was a four -part book series by Jonathan Swift that came out in 1726. And it was a satirical book on traveling and going to different worlds or different spots. I mean, at one point, Gulliver went to an island full of little people and they
Speaker: tripped him up and tied him to the ground because he was a giant compared to them and not like little people like midges but like like these guys are like three foot three inches tall. Yeah. Yeah. They were fucking ants. Yeah. Yeah. Basically all. Silly with Lily. Yeah. Which is where the the Jack Black movie kind of focused their their.
Speaker: Yeah, it's about Lemuel Golver. He was at first a surgeon and then a captain of several ships. So, you know, he just travels to several remote nations. So that's kind of the concept of this park came from. Okay. Um,
Speaker: But as we all know, Japan, Japan is is known for having interesting ideas when it comes to parks and architectural designs and shit like that. I mean, if anybody's ever seen videos or pictures or anything like that, you're going to use power tools. Can you mute your fucking mic? It's just tightening up where my keyboard is. But the Gulliver's Kingdom was one of their
Speaker: Largest failure so to say in Japan it was at the base of Mount Fuji Which if you guys know anything about geographic geography or or or history or anything like that At the base of Mount Fuji is where The
Speaker: Well, no, no, no. At the base of Mount Fuji in that general area is the Oki Gahara forest. That is also known as the suicide forest. It is believed to be haunted. It is believed that demons and or ghosts, the
Speaker: Yuri's which is a type of ghost that Japanese believe in are said to haunt it But it is also one of the world's most sought suicide locations It's a beautiful force though. It's a national park So you can people can go there all day long every day whenever and they can do walkthroughs and stuff like that and there's signs everywhere basically telling people that
Speaker: don't kill you. Don't kill it. No, no, it's not. Don't kill yourself. It's saying like you know, things will get better. Life is worth living. Think about your family. Think about your loved ones. Don't kill yourself. Stuff like that. It's like the world's motivational poster. Yeah. But again, holding on to the ropes.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean it is it is unfortunately one of the world's top locations for suicide. I think it's second to the Golden Gate Bridge. Oh, really? Yeah, Golden Gate Bridge. Oh yeah, because people jump off that shit all the time. People go like people all over the world will literally go to places to commit suicide. That's how the this the suicide force is and I guess that's how Golden Gate Bridge is so.
Speaker: It just sounds like a lot of work just to go fill yourself. Yeah, exactly. But the theme part, based on the books, it cost about $350 million to build. It featured a 45 -meter long statue of Goldberg. So they actually had a statue where the little people had him tied down and whatnot. OK. Yeah, they actually had that. With the main attraction being a bobsled ride,
Speaker: Not exactly your most typical. It's not necessarily the most normal thing. I've seen cool runnings. I totally want to do that. Again, the location of the park, however, is what really comes into play here. Like I said, it's right next to the Okeechahara Forest. It is also the doomsday called Omshanriki. Omshan... Sorry, this is not...
Speaker: I know words, no, it's not even the words are hard. It's just hard to pronounce certain things with my throat being the way it is. But Omshanrikyo, which is the cult that was behind the sarin gases attack in Tokyo in 95 and the subway stations. Omshanrikyo basically translates into death cult. They had their headquarters and nerve gas production facility.
Speaker: It was just down the road. Oh, well, yeah, that's what you want. Thank you. Yeah. Uh, residents, residents and park goers said that they could smell the chemicals when they were on the park grounds. So that's how close their headquarters, the death cult was to this park. Uh, but finally in 2007,
Speaker: the park itself was completely demolished and everything like that. So nothing bad ever happened on the park. It was just more kind of crazy and weird, the location. Yeah, as they say in real estate, location, location, location. And they did not take that park. Yeah, it being at the base at the bottom of Mount Fuji wasn't a bad thing. It was just the other things that were around it. Right. Yeah.
Speaker: I guess it was like I said, it was literally right next door to the suicide forest, which I mean, you have to suicide. I mean, you go to a theme park, have a good day and then go kill yourself. And if you decide you don't want to kill yourself, just go around the corner and enjoy the death cult. Yeah. When, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when situation.
Speaker: So, yeah. So, I mean, basically, in 2007, they completely demolished everything they had to do at the park, finally. But I just thought that was kind of crazy because everything that went on there.
Speaker: or not necessarily went on there, but around there. A lot of times when they do Japanese movies or martial arts movies, they're always showing the forest in Japan. Would that be the forest? Not necessarily because you had to remember Tokyo.
Speaker: Japan itself outside of all the big metropolises in the big cities like Tokyo and stuff like that Japan has a lot of mountains and forestry and stuff like that and So they're not necessarily showing that forest. I think if they do
Speaker: uh they bring up more of the ghost and the demons and and and and they speak on it as being that force Paul Logan dumbass went there a few years back Jake Paul's or who's the oldest is it Paul or Jake or Logan and Logan and Jake Jake Paul
Speaker: I think it's Jake. It's the old. His dumb ass went there. The oldest one went there a few years back and got into a ton of trouble with you with his YouTube account because they were there and there was actually a body. Somebody killed themselves and his dumb ass filmed it. He filmed it and he and he went like and he went up to it and was taking pictures by it and everything else. He's made a complete.
Speaker: just a complete scumbag. Yeah, that's scumbag territory. You don't do shit like that. I don't know who Davis is. Yeah. So, you know, yeah, I know. They did eventually after they got their footage to get their clicks and likes. Hey, golf walks got a side bar here, gentlemen. I just, Tony and I both just responded to it. Okay.
Speaker: I don't know. I I don't know who either. I don't I don't know if it's a boxing match or UFC and I don't know who either one of those fighters are so I don't really have any thoughts. I I'm calling it now. Apparently Glick's going. Why am I going? Because you apparently win everything. That's what I do. I win. That's what I do. So that's all I do is win. All I do is win.
Speaker: I'm winning at life in general. I have the greatest beard. I have the greatest hair. I have the greatest voice even though I sound like I'm going to puberty. Sound like somebody punched you in the throat. Maybe they did. Maybe that's what happened. Maybe I have a body in my bathtub right now. There's a secret. There's a secret right there. Maybe. Maybe I have a body in my
Speaker: Oh god. G .W .O. Yeah buddy. G .W .O. here. We gotta give the people what they want.
Speaker: Um, no, my beard protected me from getting punched or throat punched as Tony and I discussed Monday as Tony and I discussed Monday. I, when I put my seatbelt on, I put my beard in my seatbelt. Got to keep my beard safe. You have your beard insured for like 1 .3 million. Yeah. You know, we'll go.
Speaker: Didn't she? She's got her ass in shirt. She's got her ass in shirt. That's the question I call folk. That's an excellent question. It's society, man. It's where we are in this crazy ass world. No, you know, that's the thing is, like, if you don't go stupid crazy gruesome, you don't get views. Depending on which genre you're in. Yeah. But anywho,
Speaker: Onto our next part, gentlemen. We have the Joyland Amusement Park. Joyland? As in, like, Joyland. Joyland Amusement Park. Okay. I thought this said where it was. But it doesn't. But when it opened in 1942, Joyland was considered to be one of the largest amusement parks in the Southwest. Wait, did you say 1942?
Speaker: 1942. Holy shit. Like most amusement parks, it had a train and your Ferris wheels, a miracle around a Tilda World roller coaster and its main and most infamous attraction. The park would eventually grow to include a log flume ride.
Speaker: Yeah, like a lazy river or something like that. It's like a it's the log crashes in the water gets you wet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They have one at every they had haunted attraction rides, swings, bumper cars, and you know, all the carnival type attractions. They had a little bit of everything there. It was a massive crash into the trees in the swings. That's my question. No, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: but um as well but they would also host concerts and outdoor festivals and all that jazz the park you know the park had a handful ride related deaths a lot of them do as we discovered we're talking about Disney
Speaker: but one of the most craziest things, craziest thing. One of the most craziest thing. Was the murder of a park employee.
Speaker: They would wind up wind up causing issues at the park and this was in 82 So this was 40 years after the park opened, but Michael Michael King And the an employee would get into an altercation with four men ages 17 to 21 After the men snuck into the park after hours again, this is a this is this is this it goes unto under No, no, no, no this falls under the category of
Speaker: I don't get paid enough, not my job, not my fucking problem. Exactly. But King was, the men snuck into the park after hours, so they snuck in and he tried to tell them to get the fuck out. Well, King was stabbed to death on the park by these four men. He was the only security guard the whole fucking park.
Speaker: It wasn't a security guard. I just labeled him as an employee. Didn't say if he was even a security guard or anything. He might've been a janitor for all we know. Yeah, he might've been the fucking - He's like, hey, you kids get out of here. God damn it. He might've been the kid. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't say what his job was. I mean, he could have been the kid who operated the tilt roll ride for all we know. But - If it's after hours, I would assume a janitor
Speaker: Well, depending upon how late after like how long after hours it was, it doesn't give an exact time frame. But, you know, they could have still been shutting down park rides and stuff like that. And these jackasses jump over a fence. Yeah. But so that, yeah, they stabbed him to death. Obviously, the police arrested them and responsible. The two boys that were under that were 17 got away 100 % scot free because because they were underage.
Speaker: They're charged as minors. They weren't charged. No, they weren't charged. No, they weren't charged. Not even probably. Letting the two 17 -year -olds go. They let them go because they were underage. The other two, the other two men brought charge. They brought charges up on the other two men, Dwight Sales and Victor C Walker. Sales would plead guilty to voluntary manslaughter
Speaker: giving him five to 20 years in prison with the eligibility of parole. You straight up murdered a guy, stabbed him to death after you trespassed and broke the law. And you got manslaughter, five to 20 parole after eight. I'm sure he did. I'm sure he did. Yeah.
Speaker: even if he didn't even if even even if he didn't just go back to normal everyday life. What you gonna do? I tell you what I'm gonna do if I'm underage at that time and I'm that kid's brother or whatever or if I'm his dad and I go to one of his cousins at seventeen and I say hey these two motherfuckers make them dead. Yep. Make them make them or find just random two random underage people and say hey I'll pay you make them dead. Yep. Forget about it.
Speaker: But after the after the murder, the park would continue to operate and grow in size, adding another roller coaster. But the tragedy would continue to plague the park. A park maintenance employee would be killed after getting hit by a roller coaster. And in 2004, a 13 year old girl would be injured after a 30 foot fall from the Ferris wheel. Damn, she survived.
Speaker: Uh, the girl would be injured after 30 foot fall, which would lead to, yeah, she was injured. She survived. So she survived. It's only 30 feet. I mean, it's not, I mean, it's, it's a lot to fall, but it's not far, but it's not, it's not a short distance. No, exactly. It's right in that, it's right in that it could be, it could be really far or really short.
Speaker: It's right in that area that I don't wanna find out. I mean, I'm probably, I might be close to 30 feet up from my - Speaking of speakers, Chris, you said something and it triggered something in my head. RIP to Ray Liotta. Ray Liotta died the other day. You boys put it on Snapchat and I was like,
Speaker: I literally saw it on - I put it on Snapchat. Yeah, you guys put it on Snapchat, but I saw it on TikTok, and I was like, wait, and I had to look it up on Google, and I was getting ready to tell you guys if you guys had already put it up there. But yes, the late, great actor. I hear that in news, but we didn't get to news tonight.
Speaker: but you said forget about it. And I was like, ooh, gangsters. Ooh, Ray Liotta. Yeah, good fellas. Go get your shine box. That's right. Go get your shine box.
Speaker: Joe Pesci, Joe Pesci said, don't let him leave. Don't fucking fucking leave. I was like, you're about to get fucked up by that movie. No, the best part of that movie is they literally have the dead body in the car. They're eating at Joe Pesci's mom's house. He's like, mom, can I borrow this knife? Yeah. He's like, wait, what? Yeah. But no, after that, after the accident with the 13 year old girl,
Speaker: it led to obviously a ton of financial issues and disputes that would eventually bring the park to a close. But however, however, in 2018, Greg and Tina Dugan, who own a tech company, they purchased the 57 acres that the park sat on.
Speaker: And they, they, they plan on making it into an outdoor event venue for weddings and concerts and whatnot traveling carnivals. So they, they plan on trying to. Or are they tearing it down as we speak? Um, I think they're probably in the process of tearing it down. Cause when it shut down, um, it just shut down and everything was still there. Yeah.
Speaker: So I'm sure they're in the process. We didn't have any real ghost stories. Just had a couple of incidences to where that place would still be pretty decent and not haunted. Right. I mean, it could be haunted. The guy got murdered there. Several people died on the phone.
Speaker: on roll on rides. I don't know what happened. I'm a maintenance guy died. I don't know. Not it. Not everything's going to be ghost really. Not everything's going to have a ghost stories. It's the tragic histories in the story motherfucker. I didn't promise you a ghost story. You said Tony back me up. Did you not say ghost story? Do you want to go story? Yes. Scary. I've had. I was with a girl from in touch.
Speaker: No, honestly, I was thinking we were going to have to take the hardest story or something with mysterious incidences. This is just a music park and cool. So that's my fault. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Not every. Yeah, not everything is going to have to be ghost related. It's just shiny. Amazon. Amazon. I mean, a music park. Yeah. Abandoned. Abandoned. It's abandoned being in amusement parks with creepy or tragic histories. Gotcha.
Speaker: She said she I heard they got some also DNA. We're going to open a park random Rick was in the house. What's going on? What do you say? Dinosaur DNA. I'm going to watch that movie. I ain't going to that park man. I've seen that movie. I'm going to watch that movie.
Speaker: I'm going to watch that new one. It's supposed to be the last one. It looks good. They haven't made a bad one yet. That's hard to say about any movie series. They haven't made a bad one yet. The second one ever might have been the worst. Might have been the worst. And that wasn't even that bad. I don't know which one was the one with William H. Macy. With who? William H. Macy. That's the third one. That's the third one. I enjoyed that one. Oh, that one.
Speaker: That joyland part that I was just talking about. Right. Was in Kansas. Kansas. Which one? The one I was just talking about that was in. The one where the guy got stabbed by the assholes that decided to jump apart. That's a real dick move and you're like fuck. Yeah. Fought and then just stabbed the fucker that caught you. See? Stitches get stitches.
Speaker: Which is do indeed get stitches. Or coffins for that matter. Got one more here for you guys. I got one more here for you guys. No ghost or anything. No, no ghost or anything like that, but just more of a tragedy that happened at the park. Okay. So Warwick, Rhode Island, they had Rocky Point Amusement Park.
Speaker: It was one of the most popular attractions in the state. Granted, Rhode Island is about as big as the palm of my hand. But it did however have over 25 attractions and the famous Shore Diner Hall and the Palladium Ballroom.
Speaker: Most Rhode Islanders have a fond memory of visiting the park while it was open. Through all the happiness and memories, there is one dark mark on the park's past. In August of 1893, Maggie Sheffield, a five -year -old girl, was killed by her father.
Speaker: Frank, while while they attended the park, Frank had suffered a head injury certainly before Maggie was born, making him incredibly unstable, though it is not known exactly what made him. What the fuck out on that day, on that day that it was in the late summer after a meal at the Shore Diner Hall, he took his daughter to the shoreline where he smashed her head in with a rock, killing her. Frank was found not guilty of his daughter's murder.
Speaker: based on insanity. Maggie's death. Maggie's death is the only history or the only murder in the histories or in the parks long history. This was in this was in 1893. Mind you. That's the bullshit. I get dude insane but I mean, yeah, let's lock him up anyway. It's just in case. Let's put him somewhere. Uh the thrills of the park left Maggie's
Speaker: Well, you know, everything goes on in the park. Uh, much like everything, you know, time goes on and people forget. So, you know, and Rocky Point, you know, especially here with a rock and you get all Scott freak out of you. But, uh, that Rocky Point was open for, uh, over a hundred years. Unfortunately, due to financial issues, the park was finally forced into foreclosure and closed in 1985.
Speaker: Uh, it was actually very pretty. I can't say it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a very pretty area. Uh, the park closed down in 95. As you can see, I'm having problems with our words that goes on. Can you hear me? No, no. Thank you.
Speaker: but no uh Joanne Mama Jo uh she had family that lived up in Providence.
Speaker: And when we were younger, we went up there one year to visit them. And it is absolutely, it's beautiful up there. Yes, it is. It's expensive too. It's expensive. Very expensive. Yes, it is. Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts, expensive areas. Yes, they are. I will put everything about 20, 30 % higher than what you're used to. Really? I would, yes. There we go. Perfect. Good Lord.
Speaker: Um, but yeah, it's, it's, it's really pretty up there. So especially like I said, along the shoreline, which most of the state is on the shoreline, but yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's just that area up there in the Northeast. Uh,
Speaker: Maine, Vermont, and they're kind of upscaled, if you will. Hoity, hoity, upscale, seditty, by stereotype, seditty. Like, cause you gotta have money to be up there. I would say yes. Now, don't let me generalize everybody. That's the story I've heard. I do know people from up there. Rick Costas from up there. Lenny from up there. I got a supervisor from work. He's up there. I mean, he's from up there. A few coworkers.
Speaker: I've known people from that area, I understand what they're saying, but it's not really what they stereotyped as being, you know what I'm saying, along those lines. Holier than thou? No, just richer than most. Okay, got it. I don't know. If you're used to being lower income, I will put that upper middle income in higher. Okay.
Speaker: I put along so like they're they're poor people are middle income. Yes, probably. Oh, by a lot of by a lot of us. Plus, plus Rhode Islanders have fun little accents that you can't help but not like that's the wing with us. No, that's not New Englanders. It's Rhode Islanders. Go ahead. Go ahead. You got to tell me that they're. Fuck you. Just go ahead. Fuck you. You got to tell me different. I can talk to you all.
Speaker: fuck you, Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's a simple question. One out of three. Fuck you. You got a one out of three. Fuck you. No, no. I, I, you know, they, they, they, they don't, they, they, they have like a weird, like a weird goofy accent up in Rhode Island.
Speaker: Uh, but it's one of the, not unlike a Boston accent. No, no, no, no. It's, it's, it's, uh, it's, uh, you can't help but like it. It's an endearing. It's, it's like, it's like, you know how Barney Fife came across? Like you couldn't help but love Barney Fife. Barney Fife is the fucking, it's kind of, I don't know about all that, but.
Speaker: Yeah, you hear even even even when they're angry up there like so cute. They're like Canadians. So kind of like Canadians kind of sort of apologize. Yeah. Yeah. Or some drunk or some drunk asshole declares war on your entire country and they're like, oh, we're sorry.
Speaker: uh that is folks for folks not knowing that's chris uh life imitating art really happened it actually happened sorry sorry sorry about that
Speaker: Get him, Sadie. Get him, Sadie. You said he is scared of cameras. You said he is scared of cameras. I've talked about that out here, but that shit was so goddamn funny that night. Yes, you do.
Speaker: that was so funny. I was going on my rant that night. There was like a whole like I don't know where like Canada just put out the like I don't know. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada put out the put out the goddamn maple syrup signal like you know and everybody came into my bar. Yeah, I like all bunch of Canadians came in my life. What do you got? What's wrong with Canada? What are you talking about? We're sorry. What do we do?
Speaker: You guys are the most friendliest enemies I've ever had. You guys are some of the most friendliest enemies I've ever had in my life. Fair enough. I want to invade your, your, your country. It's not worth my time.
Speaker: Don't invade us. Be our friend.
Speaker: sign this treaty. I'm the unspoken Prime Minister of Canada. No, I let Justin Trudeau do whatever he does, whatever the heck his name is.
Speaker: I'm like, hey, go pretend you're the prime minister. He's usually drunk half the time, just spouting off nonsense. Basically what I would do.
Speaker: I just had a cheesesteak when a couple of wings and fries would have sold. Meth. You are from New York. I was on the east side. I was on the east side today. You figured your meth on your steak, Chris?
Speaker: I'm the meth bae. You know, I said I went back home today, but hell, who knows? I was so high on meth. I don't know where the hell I was at. I was telling my wife that I bought that little George former grill.
Speaker: I almost bought one the other day and actually I'm going to go to Walmart tomorrow and I got like, I think it was like 15 bucks. They've got little George Foreman grills at Walmart for 16 bucks. Yeah. They're 16 bucks. It's like a sandwich press. Oh, you can put burgers and steaks in there. It's a George Foreman grill. It's basically what I got. It doesn't say George Foreman. It's just Bob's grill.
Speaker: But a lot of companies make them now. I said, you know, I kick that sucker, I plug it in, and the light turns on. When it turns green, I throw a steak on it, count to five, take the steak off, the steak's gone. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go up to Walmart tomorrow because I almost bought one the other day. What the hell was that up there buying? Oh, I got all new pots and pans. Oh, that's right. We were talking about that. I'm so tired of adulting.
Speaker: I'm having fun, I don't know. I like having money to adult. It's fun when you get out there, but once it gets to the responsibility part of adulting, that's what it's like. Yeah, I like having the money to adult. I kind of enjoy being able to care myself and not depending on anybody. That's the fun of me. Oh, yeah. Well, there's a lot of things that I just haven't been able to. And I'm sure both you guys get this. There's things that you don't necessarily need, but you want.
Speaker: And you can't afford it. And now like, do I need a George Foreman group? No. The best thing to me is living by myself. Can't nobody tell me shit.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I bought a gaming key. I mean, it can get a little bit better for me. I mean, does it get more engulfing? To be able to come home and don't have to hear nothing from nobody about how you live. I wouldn't mind living with a certain someone, but of course. That's an eventuality. I truly believe that's an eventuality.
Speaker: uh but no this like i like i've told you guys several times this is the first time that um i've ever lived on my own i want to enjoy this shit because you got so much to say and how much somebody as i was saying
Speaker: I turned you back on Tony. I turned Tony on. How do you like that? Chocolate milk. Did you like being turned on by Glick? No, no, I get what you're saying, Tony. It is nice, you know, but
Speaker: I always said for the simple fact that I've never lived on my own. It was kinda, it was nice at first, but then there was like irrational fears. Like what if something happens to me? It's gonna be like a week before anybody knows. It's gonna be dead and bloated in my bed. Yeah, thank God I don't have - You don't wanna get a cat because cat will just eat your face when - Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: I'm old, but no, I mean, I get what Tony's saying. You don't, you know, if, if I don't, very rare, but if I don't do the dishes tonight before I go to bed, I'm not, I'm not going to get bitched at first thing in the morning, but, but, um, whose job is it, Jeffrey? Good answer. I had kids.
Speaker: I didn't have kids because I want to have kids. I have kids so I don't have to do all the fucking work around this house. How's that work out for you? Not very great because I still don't have fucking to do all the goddamn dishes and everything else. That's what before today, before 45 minutes ago, this ain't my fucking job. No, but, um. No, I, you know, like I said, I don't necessarily need a George Foreman grill. I just want one.
Speaker: You know what, I don't need to, I don't need the big one. I don't need to bake. I make grilled cheeses on the other day and I'll tell you what.
Speaker: It cooks even faster. That's the whole thing. It was literally, I got to think the light turned green. I throw a couple of, I could put two grilled cheeses on at that time. So two slices of bread right next to each other fills this fucker up. Wait a minute. With lid down. It's not very big. No, no, no, no, no. It's the same thing I'm going to get. A little benny thing. And I could put grilled cheese sandwiches on at a time, count to 20 fuckers are done.
Speaker: Why is this taking three hours? Why is it like to do it on and off? We made grilled cheeses on it last night. I got burgers. I got Angus burgers. Which is funny. I'm gonna make Angus burgers on the bitch tonight. Like I said, I bought steaks that were like three quarters of an inch thick.
Speaker: Oh you know how I know you're lying? Because you can't fucking count.
Speaker: and counted to five. Threw them on there, counted to five, and they were done. As I said, you'd knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, chunk it down here on the plate. I'm ready, Dean. Tony, shut up. You burned your steak and you put ketchup on it. I'll cook the fuck out of my food. Once again, once again, Tony, one out of three,
Speaker: That's me. Doesn't know how to cook a steak. What? Shit. Or eat a steak because he puts ketchup on it. Or eat a steak. Because he puts ketchup on it. You put ketchup on your steak, Tony. I put ketchup in half. 57A has seasoned the salt. Hey, now, I'm not going to sleep on the high and 57. Thank you very much. I don't sleep on the high and 57 all day. No, no, sorry. On A1. A1's all right. A1, I can take it. Cook it right. But you know why you need all that stuff on it? Because you cook it so long, it's dry as fuck.
Speaker: Because I'm a fucking grown -ass adult another child. Here's the thing you are You take your lighter Tony does three
Speaker: Why you got your lighter underneath it? I put ketchup on my steak. Your steak is done. I put ketchup on my steak. No, you whisper fire up my shit. I'm ready to eat. You have to put something on it. It's dry as shit. You fucking choke. Mine aren't. Yeah. If it's well done, it's dry. I'm sorry, Tony. If not, if you get rid of it, it really fucking isn't. It's tender. No, fuck that. It's tender. It's dry. No, no, no, no. It's dry. I want my shit to still moo. I want to have to fight the fucker so I can cut it.
Speaker: I hit it with a macho man elbow drop. Bitch. Oh, yes. Macho. I want to have to clean the blood off the walls as I cut this **** up. I'm down Dexter. It's not that **** serious. You don't need a goddamn kill room. Cook at least cook it. You know, a little bit like they sell lobster places. I just I just go to Home Depot by a roll of plastic. Just kill a
Speaker: God damn, at least cook the son of a bitch. What the fuck? I wish for fire. I go, fire. Go ahead and put, go ahead and put Kristickness's questions up there. Who the fuck would catch up with Steve? Tony's dumb ass. That's Jeff. That's blasphemy. That's Jeff's job. I'm telling you. That's blasphemy. No, the hell you don't. I, I've seen you eat a lot of steaks and I've never seen you put ketchup on a steak once. Who, me?
Speaker: No, Jody.
Speaker: I'm with Jody on that. But again, if she does, if she does, she likes her steaks dry and well done. If she does, you need to lose her now. No, no. She eats her steaks well done. She's coming to our side, though. She's coming to our side. Just put it in the comments. You have to teach that woman how to eat a steak. She's coming to our side. She wouldn't tell me.
Speaker: The night we started dating, we went out to the Roadhouse for dinner. And I was like, just try it. Just try it. Just try it. Just try it. You'll like it. And she tried it. And she said she liked it. And since then, she doesn't get her steak.
Speaker: Last time we went out to dinner, she didn't, I don't think she got it well done. I think she got it medium well. So she's, she's coming around. At the very least, I like, if I, if I'm at the restaurant, I tell them medium rare. That is the maximum I like my shit cooked. Go ahead and tell Jeff what you want to tell Jeff and put in the comments. She doesn't do it around me. I've never seen her put ketchup on her steak. No, ketchup is wrong.
Speaker: That's blasphemy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No cow wants to be like, you know, first one, but, but, but nothing, nothing against, nothing against ketchup before I catch hell. Nothing against ketchup. I don't use ketchup a whole lot on steak.
Speaker: No, no, no, I don't use ketchup in regular day life very often. I don't like ketchup with fries. I don't like ketchup on my burger. I do it every time. Two packets of mayonnaise. Oh, no. I'm ready to rock. Oh, you go. You go. You go. You go the wrong way.
Speaker: Well, it depends on where I am. It depends on where you are. Is that Jason? Is he okay? Playing a game, he's excited in a good way. What happened? Jason got it right. What happened? Scaring everybody on the podcast. We're concerned.
Speaker: Did they finish the video? Tony got him just like out of sight of camera and he's like stepping on his head.
Speaker: Uh, something gets sent out to a damn power ranger or something. Sounds like he's possessed by a goddamn demon. He's going to start fucking himself with the crucifix. I'm just saying we've all seen the exorcism. You know what happened, Tony? Don't look at me like that. You've seen exorcism. You are the exorcist. You know what happens.
Speaker: Just say it. Don't look at me like that. You see the exercise. But back to the whole steak thing. When you season, when you season your steak, if you're cooking your steak yourself, what do you season? Meth.
Speaker: crack. And I marinated an acid. I will use garlic, garlic seasonings, onion seasonings, chives, lemon pepper,
Speaker: And lately I've been using a lot of teriyaki and soy sauce for marinade. You know what? Every time I go to the season, seasoning aisle in a restaurant, I just want to grab everything off the fucking shelf. Shut up. You're white. You don't season your food. Fuck you, mayonnaise is a seasoning.
Speaker: Mayonnaise and turkey sandwich. I'm going. I'm like, we use mayonnaise on everything this one now. I just eat mayonnaise out the fucking jar with a fucking... You said mayonnaise is a seasoning.
Speaker: When I make my deli sandwiches like ham and cheese or whatever. Yes, I do. Oh, I don't like manage. I don't. I don't like helmets. I don't like craft. I do prefer Miracle Whip. That's the best one. I don't. I don't like mayonnaise. I buy a brand. It's called McCormick. Yeah. Oh, I know what you're talking about. McCormick is serious. No, they have. They have. Yeah, it's a season. But it has lime in it.
Speaker: Yeah, but they also have a man. I'll mess your head up. One day when you get a steak, your lime pepper seasoning. I tried to shake one time. I have some at the house. Well, no, I think it's out. I made a steak one time. I put lemon seasoning on one side, then I put lime pepper on the other. You almost had to put nothing else on it. Hey, no, hey. Lime pepper on one side, and then lemon pepper on the other.
Speaker: I buy uh, I buy seasoning like read about but I buy I buy uh seasoned salt where it's like it's it's like the cubes and and when you it crushes as you It's not peppers. Well, I use I use I buy I buy uh, I know the salt around there like a pepper grinder Yeah, pepper corns. Yeah, I buy those and I use a Himalayan
Speaker: And if you have if you have high blood pressure and you like salt because that's one of the things they tell you to cut out that Himalayan pink salt is On the is on the menu if you have high blood pressure or on the dietary You can use that instead of regular salt. I'm stuck on sea salt sea salt's amazing too a bullion based powder
Speaker: and garlic salt. Garlic salt, garlic powder, onion salt, onion powder. You really want to put something on there? Yeah, you gotta do it, yeah. You gotta do that. You gotta get chives, get chives and scallions. You don't have to put any salt on nothing.
Speaker: It sounds like I use a lot of salt, but I don't use it. It's not like I just get a little seasoning. You know, I got a big old London broil steak over there and I'm going to cook and it takes about 20 minutes. I'm actually letting the thought so when I put it on the pan tomorrow, it's not going to take long. You got to cover it.
Speaker: If you wanted to cook all the way through, and I don't mind the edges being burnt, but I don't necessarily have to burn it to cook it well done. Sometimes I do, because I have to burn too. My brother -in -law, he did one thing. It kind of blew my mind. And what he did is he'll thaw at his steak, and then take a full bottle of beer. And pour it on there. And pour it on there, and leave it in the fridge overnight. Yes. That's how you marinate it, yeah.
Speaker: And then he'll grill it the next day, right? No, but yeah, he'll grill it the next day. But then he'll inject it with cheese with a syringe. A true master never reveals his secrets, so I won't tell you guys how I cooked my steak. Oh my god. You want to talk about killing the content, you fucking piece.
Speaker: as I'm six years in, you bitch. Yes. No, but it all comes down to this is the point is like everybody cooks their shit differently. Yes. And and like I just like at the beginning of the show comes down to personal preference. Ah, I'll reach around for you, gentlemen. Do you like that? A little tickly, tickly, tickly, tickly.
Speaker: Cover the balls, Tony. Cover the balls. Have you ever taken a steak and thawed out and then you take a rubber mallet or a tenderizer and beat shit out of it? I knew you were going to say that stuff.
Speaker: I watch I watch a set of guys they did they did job site. They're like jerking off right before you have sex. It's kind of pointless. No, because you last longer.
Speaker: You can't ask me stupid questions like that when I'm six beers in. Some of us don't have to, some of us don't have to do that to last longer, but not too sure. A personal preference, I guess. 45 minutes turns into an hour. Real quick. Five seconds turns into a minute. Is that what you meant to say? Six beers in. I'm just helping you. Six beers in. Yeah. You can't, you can't do numbers here.
Speaker: No matter what we were talking about, calm down chief. Like, I think that's racist. Calm down chief. And then the next episode I got drunk on, I just, every 30 seconds I'm calling Chris Bitch. Chris was just like, why am I a bitch? I'm like, cause you're a bitch. But it is at that time gentlemen, it is 1102. Hey, use your telepathy.
Speaker: That shit was killing me that night. That first time you got drunk on the podcast, that was killing me. Calm down.
Speaker: What am I thinking? What am I thinking right now? I know exactly what you're thinking. There it is. What do I think? What am I thinking, Jeffrey? I think you need to put ketchup on your steak. So, what did you get out of it? I didn't say how it worked. It failed.
Speaker: I need you to go drink some tea and use some mouthwash or something. Excuse me. I got throat, throat water. Wait, wait. Before we end, I have a question, gentlemen. No. I bought this today. No. I bought this today. No. And somebody's not a fan. Whoa. What the fuck are you, 75 years old? Jesus Christ. I love the smell of that shit. Are you like an old man? I was told this. That's what I was told. Yeah.
Speaker: My grandpa wore that. Fuck you. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Bye Faberge. Fuck you both. No, here's the thing. You know what this brings back memories of? My first ever girlfriend taught me this. What do you used to be in the Boy Scouts and you and your Boy Scout leader used to go camping together? You tell me you won't rock the group. No.
Speaker: Dude, what is wrong with you? It fucking smells good. Are you? It smells, this is good shit. It never stunk, it's just old. It's not that it stinks, it's just for old men. It's just old, it's an old fragrance. It's like that and Joe Bono. I am older than you, Chris, so, you know. You're older than me, you don't drop the broom? No, my grandma wore that, my grandpa wore that. He was in like his southern. Maybe she does, I don't know. I don't know why, speaking of grandmothers, real quick.
Speaker: your grandmother real quick real quick speaking of grandmothers go ahead in the audacity of stupid fucking people in my life my grandmother is the only realm my only living grandparent right now this is a woman who basically my entire life told me she hated me and everything else like that i ain't talked to her in almost a year this stupid bitch has the has the nerve to call me
Speaker: today. I didn't answer it because I was busy doing other stuff. Yeah. She leaves me a message. Hey, Christopher. I need you to come over to the house. I have work for you to do. Call me. I almost called that bitch back as soon as I got that voicemail. I've been like, I think you got the wrong number.
Speaker: Yeah, like you've got me fucked up. I ain't talked to you in almost a year. And you're gonna tell me you tell your fucking son that mooches off of you and lives with you for free to do it. How about you call your other son and tell him to do it? How about you call your other son and tell him to come back to Ohio and stop fucking transvestites? Well, I don't think the transvestites just look like it. And he can do it.
Speaker: I don't think my uncle's doing that. I'm just, I don't know about you, but I'm not touching that comment. I'm just kidding. I don't think my uncle's fucking transvestites. I was just trying to throw you guys off for a second, but like, or call one of your other grandkids that you love so much. Why are you fucking, how the hell did you even get my phone number?
Speaker: who the fuck is this I just that shit like irritated me I was like really like
Speaker: Sorry, I'm adopted. I don't know who you are.
Speaker: You're not my real grandma. I don't know. You're not my real family. No, I just, I just like really struck a nerve. Like, really? Like, hey, don't call me and say, Hey, I haven't talked to you in almost a year. How's everything going? I know I was a shitty person most of your life. How's everything going? How you been? Blah, blah, blah. No. Hey, I have work for you to do. Call me. Bitch, are you on your goddamn mind?
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm not touching that one. I'm not touching that one. I don't know why I just talked to somebody in a year and then I'll text something and say, hey, I got work for you. Come over. My first question is how much you paid? Exactly. I charged, I charged $32 an hour with a four hour minimum. Bet that. Yeah.
Speaker: with a six hour minimum. If I'm there two hours, you're paying me for six. That's right. I'll be there. I'll be done in 30 minutes. And it'll be wrong because I don't give a **** out of it. I'll either duct tape it or WD -40 it. That's all you need.
Speaker: if it sticks and it's not supposed to stick WD -40. If it don't stick and it's supposed to stick duct tape. See you later. I send my check to this office. I don't accept checks, but I will take mid -mode.
Speaker: I don't know why that just popped into my head but it did. It was just like, really? Like, that's how you you don't call and say, hey, I have. How you doing? How's your mom and dad? How you doing? How's the kids? You know, it's I got work for you, bitch. Fucking call me. Yeah. Like me calling you and saying, hey, bitch, you don't work for clients to me. I'll be right over. Yeah. Get on that fucking. Kick you in the dick.
Speaker: I'm just going to use my telepathy, my telepathy, and my transfer body. Transport body.
Speaker: I don't want to wrap it up. I know you don't. You're not the boss of me. Whatever. I can see you look up Blacktop Mojo right now. Shut up. I'm not looking at Blacktop Mojo. Bullshit. I can see you. You have that determined look while you grab
Speaker: universal side of I do whatever the fuck I want. I don't have a mouse. I have a little, a little pad thing, a little finger pad. I'm fingering my laptop right now. That's a good question. If you have a track pad on your mouse, do you actually go out by a secondary mouse? No.
Speaker: Jason, is it a 10? You have a trackpad? I have a trackpad, yes, of course. Oh, really? But I haven't disabled, and I use my mouse. Oh, yeah. No, I don't have room for a mouse. I bought my gaming mouse. I love it. Tape is color. Yeah, we know. So does your keyboard. I don't have room for a mouse right now. I just found out my keyboard's got a... I can turn on and off the lights. I'd show you, but I bolted the keyboard to the...
Speaker: Was that what you were doing when you were using power tools in the middle of the fucking show? I was bolting my keyboard too. Shows exactly. I keep my stuff out of my keyboard. Instead of having my keyboard flat, I put it at an extreme angle. What did you buy your keyboard? Today. What time today? What time did you get home today with your said keyboard? About 36 before we started the show, bitch. Well then, you could have waited until tomorrow.
Speaker: Why would I wait? I had to turn on the laptop anyways. All you gotta do is plug the bitch in. Bitch. Notice there's like 4 ,000 miles between us.
Speaker: exactly. Hey, if you were sitting next to me, I'd still call you. You'd get out and I'll get you with the beer can and the fork. I'd still and then I wake up from my call and go, bitch. You'd go, bitch. Jesus. Yeah. Now, you can read my little bitch. Now, look at the mind reader. Oh, Jesus. But but that being said,
Speaker: show's over. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. You fuckers are pissing me off. Uh all the uh what? You said your fuckers are pissing off. What I do bitch. Not you. I squish. I squish. You can take that bugs. Are you talking about all the bugs? Yeah. I got my windows open. It's been so nice. So, my windows are on my
Speaker: I don't know what it is in Ohio. You open a window and actually no 400 bugs come in. Well, this light right here beside my that I use this one. It attracts the bugs. Yeah. It doesn't. It's a it's a it's a bright as hell. Do you like with no shade on it? So, they're just like hanging out there but no, we do. Yeah, we do appreciate it and then I squish them. So, I got a bunch of dead bugs squished on my wall that I gotta clean.
Speaker: What are you doing? I'm practicing my Tai Chi. Leave me alone. But we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out for another episode. Sorry about my voice tonight. At least the guy's got a kick out of it. It is what it is. What are you going to do? You know?
Speaker: I'm a professional. I'll take the abuse and do the show. So, and I know it's gotten worse as we've got on, but I don't know. I can feel it like in my vocal cords and stuff. I can feel it. So, but anyways,
Speaker: We do appreciate you guys listening. Go ahead and make sure you follow us on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Make sure you get some throat drops. I got some. I actually have some. I've been eating them bitches like candy. You guys can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook at nonsensical nonsense. And you can get every episode of the podcast on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts that
Speaker: So go ahead and give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share. That would be really appreciated if you guys would share us out there, tell other people about us, help us get bigger, bigger, unlike Jeff. Trust me. I satisfy those that love me. Amen to that. I agree, Tony.
Speaker: Take a time. Just trying to be, I'm just trying to be myself.
Speaker: No, it's not. I'm just. I'm just. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is just me trying to behave myself. I'm proud of you. Hit the button, Glick. Good job, Jody. Good job. Hit the button. Okay, shows over click. Where's the button? Jesus, Glick. Like two months, Jody's finally got you changed. Trained and actually learned how to shut your fucking mouth. I don't always shut my fucking mouth. I took his voice.
Speaker: It's because he's argued. I don't want to fucking give up. I promise I don't want to give up no more. Give my voice back, woman guy. I learned Scooby Doo. I told you that I've watched before and after. You're going to learn, motherfucker.
Speaker: flavor, savor, and it sits on your tongue. It kills your throat. No, no, no. Worth it. Worth it. Hashtag worth it. Worth it. Hashtag wing. Hashtag you sound jealous. But no, we're going to go ahead. Hashtag happy. Amen to that. That's the fucking truth. All day, everybody.
Speaker: but uh now we're gonna wrap the show up like we always do with our guys in black top mojo if you haven't already go check them out wherever you stream music and then all social media at black top mojo should be a good old **** truck tonight. It's okay. It's okay.
Speaker: But here's the boys in like a top mojo.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She whistles bears into the wind and she goes wild
Speaker: Raise the blade above her head As I begin to breathe, she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this life and fight I wanna live forever No, spill it in the earth Give me a new blood Make me a god, Lord
Speaker: The eyes are gone and she stops the feast There was a smile on her face as she walked past the leaf Make the left to back her head
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.
Speaker: No man, like something sharp, something like I can stab defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right.
Speaker: Got your bathroom key right there make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same so we're in a coin shortage at the moment It's coming whatever okay, that's I'm sorry
Speaker: Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And now, spirit in the earth Kill me on the blood Make me a god like you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky, take this sacrifice I won't believe forever And I'm spirit in the earth, give me whatever, make me a guideline
Speaker: You're muted. Oh, shit. Let me die. Oh, my gosh. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate you. We love you guys. We'll see you Monday with a brand new episode.
Speaker: Oh, nonsensical nonsense. It might be just Tony and I. It might be Jeff and Tony and I. It might just be me. It might be just me and Jeff. Who knows? It's a surprise on Mondays. I might have a voice on Monday. I might have a voice again on Monday. Hell, who knows? Or just play the Marcell Marcell Marcello party. Yeah. Just watch the video. You'll get that joke.
Speaker: We can play the Tony, the hypest mime of all time.
Speaker: We do appreciate you guys for listening. We do appreciate you guys for hanging out. Monday, I will say I have a a a a a list for you. Whoever joins the show and I think you guys might find quite comical that we'll get to but we will see you guys Monday. With that being said, Jeffrey, what do you have to say to the people?
Speaker: Tony, let him know. I got a behavior cause Jesus here and he told me to stop cursing. So ladies and gentlemen, I'll see you motherfuckers later. What Tony, what Tony meant to say is mother had you mother made you motherfuck you. What that being said, we can see you guys Monday.
Speaker: Uh -oh. Today. Live show here. Live show. Take your time. Say good night, everybody. Good night. Good night, dude. Hi, buddy. No, with that being said, we'll see you guys Monday. Same nonsensical channel, same nonsensical time. Fuck my life. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Good night, Kevin. Good night, Michelle.
Speaker: My kids aren't here. It's okay. They'll be back. Hit the button! Hit the button! Hit the button! Hit the button!
