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Episode 222: 2ND TASTE OF EP. 222: “The Common Sense is Gonna Be So Far Up Your ****in’ A** It’s Gonna Dangle Out Your ****in’ Nose” image

Episode 222: 2ND TASTE OF EP. 222: “The Common Sense is Gonna Be So Far Up Your ****in’ A** It’s Gonna Dangle Out Your ****in’ Nose”

S5 E222 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*On “A la Carte”:* Nancy Pelosi's “due process dyslexia”, is there anything better than the sound of children laughing? Answer: “Yes”, and, President Coloring Book left his homework in Ireland.

*On “3 Pro Things”:
the REAL “homeless” issue in Commiefornia, an organization that honors and remembers ALL of America’s veterans, and the greatest school bus driver of all time since Otto of “The Simpsons”.

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Inappropriate Request by a Holy Man

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It's never normal for a grown man to ask a child to suck on his tongue, especially

Trump's Indictment and Legal Misunderstandings

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a holy man.
00:00:05
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Apparently, that needed to be clarified regarding Trump's

Pelosi's Trial Rights Confusion

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indictment.
00:00:09
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Formerly, but always drunk Speaker of the House, Nancy, my eyebrows now start behind my head, Pelosi said, everyone has the right to a trial to prove innocence.
00:00:18
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Oh, so close.
00:00:19
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Got the basic principle of our court system backwards, kind of.
00:00:22
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Maybe a little, just a tiny bit.
00:00:24
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Meant to say innocent until proven guilty.
00:00:25
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Got the whole tenet of our rights as citizens wrong.

Pelosi and Family Guy Humor

00:00:28
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Stewie on Family Guy.
00:00:29
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Yeah, Pelosi.
00:00:30
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Shut the f*** up!

Preference for Quiet Children

00:00:32
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I overheard someone say, Is there anything better than the sound of children's laughter?
00:00:36
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Uh, yeah.
00:00:37
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Quiet children.
00:00:38
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And several dozen other things.
00:00:41
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Kids' laughter is great, but have you heard Top Fuel?

Security Concerns for Biden's Visit

00:00:44
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Here's a headline that should instill confidence in this administration.
00:00:47
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Security fears mount after top-secret Biden-Belfast visit plan found in Street.
00:00:52
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How does a man lose track of the back of his own head?