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Speaker: It's never normal for a grown man to ask a child to suck on his tongue, especially a holy man.
Speaker: Apparently, that needed to be clarified regarding Trump's indictment.
Speaker: Formerly, but always drunk Speaker of the House, Nancy, my eyebrows now start behind my head, Pelosi said, everyone has the right to a trial to prove innocence.
Speaker: Oh, so close.
Speaker: Got the basic principle of our court system backwards, kind of.
Speaker: Maybe a little, just a tiny bit.
Speaker: Meant to say innocent until proven guilty.
Speaker: Got the whole tenet of our rights as citizens wrong.
Speaker: Stewie on Family Guy.
Speaker: Yeah, Pelosi.
Speaker: Shut the f*** up!
Speaker: I overheard someone say, Is there anything better than the sound of children's laughter?
Speaker: Uh, yeah.
Speaker: Quiet children.
Speaker: And several dozen other things.
Speaker: Kids' laughter is great, but have you heard Top Fuel?
Speaker: Here's a headline that should instill confidence in this administration.
Speaker: Security fears mount after top-secret Biden-Belfast visit plan found in Street.
Speaker: How does a man lose track of the back of his own head?
