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Speaker: Yeah. Happy Saturday, fuckers! There it is.
Speaker: That's delicious. Welcome to Nonsense Will Nonsense. Tony and Jeff. Yes, sir. Before I get into this, I want you to stutter, stammer, and can't get through a goddamn introduction, tell people where we are, baboons, to listen closely. Welcome to Nonsense Will Nonsense, everybody. That's Tony D. That's Jeffrey. Click. You can find us on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: You see how easy that is? I did, sir. I got you. Wait, I got something for you too, Jeff. It's real heavy. Hold on a second. **** you. I got you a matching set for you and her. I never heard two people struggle so hard to tell people where to find us at. Tony, I understand you're confused because you have 9
Speaker: Jeff, I understand it might be a little bit hard for you because all of a sudden you spend 25 hours a day on TikTok. But holy shit, right? I was posting Wednesdays and nights, episodes, and I was like, where the fuck can we find this podcast? I host this podcast. I created this podcast. I made all the platform. I don't even know where to find this goddamn podcast. What's up, Sadie? How you doing? Thank you for coming through, lady. How you doing?
Speaker: Hello Sadie. I was like, wait, where are we at? Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada. F*** you. I didn't do that. I didn't. I did? Oh, I 100 % did. They're like, where the hell do I find this podcast? Twit Talk? What is that? Fix the gram? Wait, hold on a second. Listen here, Mr. In the hot tub all the fucking time.
Speaker: Oh, those Vacation Glick. Vacation Glick pisses me off. I'm sorry.
Speaker: you know what I ain't gonna lie. I was cutting up because we was up there and I wanted to get it out before me and just started rambling because you know, me and Jeff can remember pretty. Yeah, we were gonna ramble. We were gonna get it. I'll be I'll be 100 % honest with you guys. Um I did not listen. Um obviously. Wow. Thanks a lot, Dick. I think it was live but I was posting the episode. I've been **** doing podcast work since I came home yesterday. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: How many videos have you made in the last week and a half, Jeffrey?
Speaker: You made to promote said show. He made one. He didn't make one. Thank you, Tony. Thank you, Tony. I appreciate that. I was teasing him. I was fucking with him and I was like 900 goddamn TikTok videos and not a one to promote the fucking podcast, Jeff. And then the next thing he was like, tell Sasquatch to duet it. I'm like, I'm not duetting the shit because I literally put up a promotional video and I said, Jeff, hey, if you get a chance, will you go ahead and duet that?
Speaker: for the liquid IV. I don't do it yet. I haven't gotten to yet. I apologize. You don't have to do anything except point and smile. You don't have to do anything. Just do it. Do a green screen. Don't even show your face. Unbelievable. I'd ask him for the same thing, but he's too busy doing his 700 test run on a platform that he's been using for six months now.
Speaker: No. No, I was trying. So I officially switched. We're no longer anchor based anymore. Oh, really? I switched over to Zincaster.
Speaker: Same thing that Anchor does with distribution. So we're still on Spotify. We're still on Apple. We're still on Google. We're still in all the places that you find the podcast to listen to it. But they focus on helping podcasts grow. They push it. They don't just put it, they push it. And also,
Speaker: don't care how big or small you are, they want to help podcasters monetize and create a not only growth, but a financial gain. So I redistribute everything over to Zencaster. Anchor is still up and active, but I'll be posting episodes unless I have issues on Zencaster. And if I do have issues when I have to
Speaker: episodes or somebody accidentally ends the live and we have to do two parts and until I figure out Zincaster because that automatically uploads on the Zincaster from from Spotify as well because they have our which is kind of cool our the RSS feed and it's already linked to Anchor. So I have I have some breaking news gentlemen. Go. Bear with me two seconds here.
Speaker: Yeah, I caught that the other day. The missing the missing link has been found. Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff, you know, and and and Nikki said, I am like you could you could have cropped that photo. You could have blown it up better. You could have done so much more.
Speaker: You know, like I said, it's uh it's kind of uncanny. I mean, Tony, doesn't that look like a real photo? You know, it takes an extra two
Speaker: Yeah, I noticed that. I haven't gotten done with it. I have not been working on it. Let me put this in your terms. That was not TikTok worthy. Oh, Tony, fuck you. Jeff threw that, brought that shit up on here knowing how much perfectionist I am. I don't care. I thought they were hilarious. I literally did these on the fly. I know you. And I told Nicky that. I said he did those in about one minute.
Speaker: And they'll get in and no function. Listen, he just thought it was funny real quick. I want to put it up there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't finished them.
Speaker: You know, they're in a working progress. You know, Tony, if you wanted, if you want to do something, I'll send you over the, the, the stuff for it as well. I said, because last week when I played the first ad, Jeff was like, Oh, give me five minutes and I'll make something. I had to text him and stop him and be like, whoa, do not do anything ad related because there, there's some certain things that you have to, you have to hit on that's mandatory for part of the sponsorship. Uh, but if you want it, I can send it over to you as well. And I told Jeff, I said,
Speaker: If you do this, send it to me first before you put it anywhere. So I didn't even work on it yet, Tony. I want to make sure I have it down pat. So I'm not reading something because as we all know, I can't read. I want to make sure I have it right. And it's going to be one of the things that
Speaker: I'm going to work on a lot. Hashtag this motherfucker. But no, I want to do it right. Please close my door. At least you want to do it all. You'll be credit for that. Surface of the sun. Right. Well, they got the front door open and we just cleaned the wax to mop the floor. So they're giving my coke back. So they're super shiny.
Speaker: Anywho, gentlemen, I feel like I haven't seen you in a week. You haven't? How you been, Tony? We've seen you, unfortunately. Yeah, we've seen a lot of you, so I didn't miss you. I ain't going to lie. You got to see all of this. No, I didn't want to look at it. Yeah, it changed your life. That shit was ridiculous. You couldn't see anything. It's not like I was naked in the hot tub, and I just stood up and was like, hey, boys. I don't know what she was thinking.
Speaker: Tony, I don't know about you, but I was kind of worried about it. I worried about her. I was just in the hot tub chilling naked. Well, Nikki posted, Nikki posted on Facebook, you know, her goals for this little vacation and I'm reading through it and I'm like, okay, they obviously did that one. They always did this, that one.
Speaker: and one of them said and I kid you not was like skinny dipping and I was like please for the love of god don't I'm asking for everybody hold on she called she called it something it's it she actually called it something oh shit I gotta look it up it's it's uh travel goals or something like that no she she actually called skinny dipping chunky dunking because because one of us
Speaker: I put the word out there so I was gonna pop in and say hi. What do we do Thursday night? Thursday. You was on vacation. It don't even matter. It don't matter. So I'm gonna be honest man to see the two of you happy to see the kids with chilling as well. That was cool man. I'm glad you enjoyed your week though. Honestly.
Speaker: Yeah. Obviously I wanted to talk about that. I mean, obviously it happened, but I was going to try to get to you guys first and see how your guys is weak. Like I said, you saw how my week went. All I do is make fucking TikToks cause you're fucking off goofing up. I was literally working. I've literally worked every day since the no reason I didn't work to this cause it was a holiday. Yeah. Fourth of July. I got to go in tomorrow.
Speaker: And Monday, I got a doctor's appointment. Jason got a doctor's appointment. So I'll be off that day. But I've been trying to, I'm getting myself back to where I'm at work all the time, which is what I needed more than anything. I got me a bad message yesterday, which threw my whole fucking equilibrium off. Oh, damn. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a happy camper right now. So like I said, I'm able to make a deal. I got to get back on my grind. And it's, it's, it's, I gotta make a change.
Speaker: over the next month and a half that I'm not happy. I am not happy with this. No, I'm not. But other than that, I am glad you enjoyed your trip. What, are you moving you to third camp or something? Nah, congratulations to you and Nikki. Honestly, all bullets to the side. I said it like that on purpose, because we fuck with each other every damn day. Oh, you two motherfuckers are going to be happy together. Thank you. Congratulations. And I still want my drink until I said it like that. There you go. I'm waiting on my sandwich.
Speaker: It's the way to see some fireworks or anything for the fourth. I don't know fireworks from last Thursday to Wednesday night. I'm good on that is a big old negative. I actually actually Nikki Nikki posted those those videos of fireworks.
Speaker: And I actually, from the bottom of my heart, thanked her for them. I said, you know what? Unfortunately, I don't get to see fireworks down here unless it's fucking Christmas or New Year's shit. It kind of made my day. Yeah, between her and I and the kids, I can send you some, Jeff. We went where we were staying at, we were only about 20 minutes from my baby sister. And I haven't seen my baby sister or my nieces or her... Something about Taki?
Speaker: No, no, Sarah. Sarah's the baby. Sarah's the baby of the group. I don't know. I don't know. She's like 10 or 11 years younger than me. She's the baby. And I was like, well, we were going to go one place there where we were in Hocking Hills, but it just sounded like a goddamn cluster fuck. Like it was at the college.
Speaker: They were going to open in the parking lot until five o 'clock. Once the parking lot was full, they weren't going to let anybody else in, but the side streets and walker. It was almost like, fuck this. So I messaged her. And like I said, we were only 20 minutes from them and I haven't seen them in probably about a year and a half, maybe a little more. Right. And I was like, Hey, you know, what are you guys doing? She said, well, I'm going to walk up and see the fireworks. I was like, okay, cool. I was like, well, we're in.
Speaker: Uh, we're here at Hocking Hills. Yeah. Would it be cool if we come over and park at the house and we'll walk up with you guys. And I love my nieces that those, those two little girls are awesome. They're, they're a trip. They talk as much shit as I do.
Speaker: Oh, ready? Jesus. Oh, shit. That's all we need. And their dad, my sisters, I don't know what he is, boyfriend, whatever he is. They've been together for like 10 years now or something like that. Oh, he's family. Yeah, no, he's my dude. That's my dude. And I set off in the corner and make fun of everybody and poke the bear and talk shit. So, um,
Speaker: We went up there and then we walked up to the fairgrounds and and watch the fireworks and really for a small town. I like to say they had an amazing fireworks display because it did look good. They set him off in two locations. So you got at the fairgrounds. They set him off on the track in the stands, but then there's a mountain top. Across the street from the fairgrounds, right? I'm off from there so.
Speaker: They do the track and then they reload and they do the mountain top and then they reload and come back down to the track. And then they do the mountain top and then they have like a little display off to the side while they were reloading for the grand finale. And we were so goddamn close. My great grand babies felt that damn grand finale. I said every bit of 10 minutes, it was awesome. Jesus. Right. The year before I left for the Navy. 20 minutes.
Speaker: The year before I left for the Navy, a buddy of mine, his dad did the fireworks for Lexington. And he's like, hey, you want to help? I was like, OK. And we literally sat. I mean, you're talking about a full eight foot bed truck filled to the brim with a cap, you know, filled where you couldn't get in. Right. And we were out there just loading and firing, loading and firing. And the finale.
Speaker: That was a work, boy. But we had to go out earlier and actually dig the holes because you actually put a metal pipe with a cap in the bottom in the ground. And he had chains attached to the bottom. I was like, what's chains for? I found out at the end of the night that you have to pull the chains out with the truck because
Speaker: the impact of each firework, shoved it down just a little bit more. And it did rain a little bit that day. Also, it was in the mud. It was in the mud. There was hooks in the bottom of the, on the caps, eye hooks. And you hooked the chain onto it and pulled it out with the truck. Nice. 10 holes. We dug 10 holes, 10 pipes. And we, I mean, those fireworks, they were like this.
Speaker: it was so many fireworks around. It was crazy. I mean, I actually went to work every day and I can still see fireworks in the street. Oh yeah, yeah, I believe it did well and that's like. Uh. We were on the lake. Our cottage was right on the lake. Fireworks. So it looked like you guys had a great time. I mean, yeah, you needed that man.
Speaker: We had a blast. The kids had a blast. I think he had fun. It was nice to just kind of go, not have to worry about shit. It was like her youngest son and his girlfriend got to come out for a couple of days. I saw that picture too, yeah.
Speaker: the
Speaker: And I think it's because his name is Chris. I was like, this kid's gonna be huge. I know very little, very, I know several Chris's and they're all big guys. And this guy is like, my piggy's bigger than this dude. But no, it was much needed. Nicky's never been down there obviously being from PA and stuff like that. I go to the caves and yesterday.
Speaker: I have a question about the case. Is that where they have their, my parents took me, I think I was in my junior high. I think we went to Hawking Hills. I don't know, but is that one of the caves they call fat man's agony and tall man's, all man's burden. No, there's like old man's cave, ash cave and stuff. Fat man's agony goes, you, you walk it down a path and all of a sudden it goes in. So it's like four.
Speaker: like less than a foot wide and tall man's pain. The lowest point is three feet for like 20 yards. I don't know where it is though. But yesterday we had to check out of the cottage at 11. So Nikki and Austin and her son and his girlfriend, they stayed and I came home and Buggy and Cass was ready to come home. I had to come home with the doll because
Speaker: She's an asshole and she doesn't like other dogs. So, yeah, I know. What was she with the whole family? She's supposed to, she was on bodyguard alert. She was brains in her head. She don't know how to act. So I just told it. Yes. Did you guys stay? Go explore some more with your son. Spend a little bit of time. I'll, I didn't, I asked the kid like, any of you guys want to go with me? You can. And I figured cash was going to, I wasn't too sure about buggy, but I figured cash was going to, but buggier's like, yeah, I'm going to go over here. So, okay.
Speaker: Well, was it you and Buggy sitting in that little bitty wooden cabin? Me and Austin. It was like you and Austin? And I literally asked, I asked Nicky, you guys need to take that thing home for when he acts up, you put him in there.
Speaker: right at home. She's like, I might. We thought it was a butterfly conservatory and we thought it was gonna be like one of those places where you walk in the building and see all the butterflies. No, it was like a mile and a half trail walk.
Speaker: No, Jesus. And down there in Hocking Hills, that's down in the Appalachia Mountains. So it's not flat. You're walking all over the place, up and down hills, and there I was dying. But I twisted my knee the Tuesday at Old Man's Cave climbing up. You want me to go in the woods with your ass. You must be out there with your damn mind. You can go off and get me to carry your ass home. Actually, Tony, that area where he was is so well -traveled. It's ridiculous.
Speaker: But it's beautiful. It's very well traveled again. It's in the Appalachian Mountain area. But that being said, Tony, Ned Beatty couldn't make it through that area. So you ain't going to make it. Ned Beatty didn't make it through the woods last time he was out there. We didn't see a little wood since. That's bullshit. That's something like what happened to him. That's what we were talking about as we were walking through the butterfly place was because
Speaker: There was nobody else there. It was just us. It was like this kind of creepy. And I was like, well, they told us to go backwards on the trail instead of the, instead of go forwards. And I said, they told us to go backwards because the other group that was here, they're in the process of killing them. It'll give them time to get them off. So when we get back around, they can chop us all up. Surviving a horror movie. She's like, whatever. Cause you know, she talks more shit than anybody on this planet.
Speaker: And she's like, whatever, I would be the one that would survive. And I'm like, yeah, you'd be the one that ran up the doors instead of out the open front door into the running car.
Speaker: the killer was cute and then you'd stop and flirt with him and ask for a Snapchat and everything. Wow. What's your Snapchat boy? You got a pretty mouth. I like how y 'all love advertising that part of the **** movie. That **** ain't cute.
Speaker: Some simple kid over there with a banjo. Of course, the crouté. If we ever do go to woods, I'm going to play. I'm doing banjos the whole time on my phone. Just on constant repeat. If I go anywhere with y 'all, I'm staying on the highway. It means that you're getting off the highway. I'm not going no more. Well, unfortunately for you, a lot of these places that we went to are off the main roads. That's why I didn't go with you. You'd be like, oh, hold on. What are we doing?
Speaker: If you can fuss her ass off, I won't care. How would you look at it like this? Hurry up. We get there and Tony's locking doors. Like we're going to the hood. I'm going to take you out to the hood and I'm going to leave the windows rolled down. I'll be fine.
Speaker: You hear Tony yelling from the car fuck y 'all I'm too black for this shit On another episode of white people doing dumb shit The whole damn time
Speaker: And we went to the beach like every day because the beach was less than half a mile from the cottage. I was going to say, yeah, but you guys could swim off the dock though if you wanted to. Yeah, I mean, if you really wanted to, but it was too close to the edge. So all the, the algae and everything was in the right place. Like I said, the beach was literally less. That's some nasty shit though. Yeah. The beach was less than half a mile. So we just drive down.
Speaker: I didn't get from my house to the beach in a half hour. I haven't been there in like three years. Yeah. But, uh, cause I have a pool. I seen on the cake of the whole vacation was me asking Nikki if she'd marry me. And of course she said Jess, but she might've said Jess because it was on the end of the dock and she might've been in fear that I was going to throw her in. Now you answered the question. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, Oh yes. Thank God. You're not going to throw me in the lake. And he went, Oh, you said yes. And she said,
Speaker: Oh, I can't battle now. Oscar was out there. So, I'm like, uh, God, if this is in Ohio, we're in Scotland, but yeah, I doubt if this is going on. You racist Mexican.
Speaker: And you motherfuckers call me racist. I'm sorry. These fuckers are ridiculous. Hi, Mrs. Glick. How are you? Hi. I can't wait to check out because it's too long. Does that one work? I mean, you're back home. Are you sure you still want to do this? The buzz is worn off, right?
Speaker: You're not my favorite. You're not my favorite anymore. It's OK. I'm not supposed to be. You said yes. I'm not supposed to be. Are you a pirate now, Brian? Brian, what's good, man? Brian, the fuck? No, but quick. When you were ordering the ring, how'd you get the size right? Did you steal one of her rings and size it? No. Or you just guessed? Shortly after we started dating, we got
Speaker: We got matching rings that we were already wearing. They're like half of a heart. Okay. Promise rings. Yeah. Okay. I'm not dumb. I'm just checking. I'm not saying smart either. I mean, she didn't say yes or nobody's accusing her.
Speaker: You had an edge of a damn job. No, it's accusing you of being smart because you're marrying him. I've tried to warn you for years, for months. I was going to say, for years? We haven't even been together for years. I've known you long enough. It makes me feel like years. I don't know what to tell you. Well, she knows the alternative, though. She can't leave. No, I can only leave if I'm dead, and he goes to Mexico.
Speaker: And all her friends and family - And I'm rooting for it. I don't know what to tell you. I don't understand. And all her friends and family have already decided that or said that they would be my alibi. Is that for Shawna now? Well, she don't count. She'll be married next to you then, I guess. Yeah. No witnesses. Who is Shawna now? One of her friends. Oh.
Speaker: everybody else was like, yeah, we'll be an alibi. Cause I told him, I said, you can come to Cancun and visit anytime you want. We can go to the beach. I told her dad margarita and sinuaritas. And he was like, I'm in. What was it? Ving Raim said, umbrella drinks and dirty naked freaks. Yeah. Diamond dog. Conair.
Speaker: Yeah, I love that fucking movie. I'm talking about brother drinks. Her son this weekend. I'm having fun making freaks. Nice. What? What's nice? Hell, I need a vacation. I'm ready. This is exactly what we're going to do, Brian. You're right. Thank you very much.
Speaker: No, like I said, you know, you guys look like you had a great time. That is a great area of Ohio. I mean, as she is, most of Ohio is. I don't know. Did you have my show on? I don't. It's not like we're doing a show or anything. I know, right? That's what he would tell us. Exactly. God forbid.
Speaker: Yes. Jesus Christ. I need that paper. Just chill out. I know we're just as a part of the show now. We can't say nothing. Nikki, here's my question for you, Nikki. I'm going to interview you here for a second. You are just doing God knows what you're on whatever. No, no, no, no, no. I have my question for Nikki. Nikki, do you have any idea that this was coming?
Speaker: Besides the fact that you already held the fucking ring when you got it out of the mailbox. I knew he had the ring, but I didn't know. No. I wasn't expecting it. Is this the first time you saw the ring? Yes. I'm impressed because I could have held it back. Look what I got you. You can hold it back in the first damn place. You didn't took everything I had and had to tell her.
Speaker: That's a damn shame. I was trying to order ones that I liked and I told him to just pick one because I didn't want to know which one it was. Right. But this happens to be my favorite. So I'm super excited. And if I saw correctly, it's very dark or is it black? It's black because I think diamonds are overrated. I actually do appreciate that.
Speaker: I don't like that. So what is the gem? I don't know what the gem is. It's a black diamond, I think. OK. Is that an opal? No. It's very pretty. And it's rose gold, too, so. My man's got good taste. What can I say? I mean. Your taste, on the other hand. I don't know. I think I sent this one like six times just to reiterate the fact it was my favorite. Right.
Speaker: Yeah, I know how that works. I'm still convinced she's blind and she validates me more and more every day because like this afternoon, she made, what'd you call them? Nick griddles. Nick griddles. Instead of Nick griddles, she made Nick griddles for dinner tonight. And she was like, too bad we don't have any shredded cheese. And she's standing there with her refrigerator door open and I said, babe.
Speaker: Good thing it's not a rattlesnake. There was like a three pound bag of shredded cheese right there. Pop yourself against the door and that's not where it's supposed to be. So I'm sorry, but you fuckers are too goddamn cute. Let's just get the fuck out of here.
Speaker: But anyways, no diamonds are overrated. Overrated you say no, but you know, it is the diamond thing for an engagement ring is very overrated. Now, are you guys going to be switching up on the wedding to better rings? I don't know. I just want a man. All I need is a good solid ring, like a tungsten ring or something like that. Yeah. Like men's rings that would kind of match. Titanium.
Speaker: The titanium of the multiple colors. Yeah, boy. Titanium. The toaster rings are what a lot of guys are doing. That's what they told me when I get the toaster one. Have you thought about the tattoo ring?
Speaker: My sister and her husband have their names tattooed on the ring. I got this for myself just to have, it's just a black tungsten ring. That's what my previous wedding ring was, tungsten. Dude, it's better than titanium. I mean, when I first got it, I had it at work and we put it in a fucking vice grip.
Speaker: because I said that they were, well, but like, and of course, just like myself, I'm like, well, we'll see about that. We'll put it in a vice grip, gripped it down as tight as we could. We were smashing it with hammers, gouging it with screwdrivers, trying to drill it. Couldn't even scratch it. Couldn't even put a scratch. Considering your first marriage, I understand that. Well, this is like.
Speaker: I bought myself one just because I really like the ring. It's just a solid black ring. And since I wear rings anyways, I was like, this is a pretty cool ring. But they're great. And they're better than titanium and they're cheaper. They're surprisingly cheaper than titanium as well.
Speaker: I want a carbon fiber. I was looking at, I was looking at some Viking rings that they have like Viking, like Norse wedding rings for men. Some of those, they have like different rooms and stuff for love and marriage and loyalty and shit like that on them and whatnot. So that's what I was kind of looking at for me, but I will figure it out when we get there. No, like I said, I'm super excited. I do have one request for the wedding.
Speaker: after the I do's, I want to smack on the butt saying, I want to hear very loud, very proud, good game. That's not a good game moment, Jeffrey. It is a good game moment. It's just like if you scored a fucking home run. No wonder she went to Europe for six months. Shut up Tony. I'm not talking about mine. I'm talking about his. Listen, he's still happy. You shut the hell up.
Speaker: This is a teachable moment for you, Jeffrey. I spent a year in France. She don't want to be around you. Mickey enjoys spending time and being around me. Just Mitchell ass. I've given her the good game after sex slap on the ass. Didn't get in trouble. You asked me and I was going to get in trouble if Mickey if I came in the room and said my name is Buck and I'm here to fuck. Mickey said,
Speaker: She would laugh and just roll over. And I'd still. Well, damn. Oh, no, we had that conversation. Yes. No, I'm just saying. What I'm trying to tell you, Jeff, is you should listen to me more often because I know what I'm doing and I'm, you know. Yeah. How many times you've been engaged? How many times you've been married?
Speaker: Hey, ask me how many times my wife or significant other went to another country for an entire year. Yeah, shut up. I walked into that one. I walked into that one. No, but I truly feel your guys' wedding would be cool. Is it going to be live streamed? Not 100 % sure what we're doing exactly. We have talked about.
Speaker: Just going to taking the two weeks off, going down to New Orleans, getting married, down in the French Quarter, taking a vacation, doing wedding, honeymoon, all in one week. I don't suggest using the French Quarter right now, it's kind of dangerous down there.
Speaker: I'm kind of dangerous. I'm going to say it'd be more dangerous for the French quarter because the Sasquatch is walking down a fucking road. I'm going to do you a favor. Help me. That's my word of present to you. Don't do that. So you guys are going to do the small thing. You're not going to do like. We talked about because we wanted like taking two weeks off and then spending a week down there coming home on the way back
Speaker: Sorry, looking at venues, motherfucker. Coming back home on the way through, grabbing the kids and doing like a big ceremony type thing and PA, and we want to get married around Halloween time. So that's when we'll invite everybody.
Speaker: not you Jeff because you know I'll do something stupid. I know yes you will. I mean I have plans won't come. We'll send you an invite so you get an invitation, but we know you won't come.
Speaker: But you know, like everybody else, like all, you know, we'll invite Tony and smoke and, and that's why I want to know if it's live stream. So I can, like that part of it, probably maybe we'll live stream some of it or something like that. Or I don't know. We'll figure it out. Even I'll set up a zoom link and you just say, yeah, but, um, but we talked about when we come back and do the thing in PA, like since it's going to be, we want to do it in October, do a Halloween themed and everybody had wear costumes.
Speaker: Nice. Like we would have our, we would still have our bridal party type deal. So like we talked about the bridal party. Yeah. Well, it's our, our ideas because it's on our shelf copyright 2023 trademarked. No, here's my question, but like, okay. So if you do the whole costume thing, is there a theme like Tony's dressed as Jason and, and, and,
Speaker: No, like the bridal party would come down like, say, I've never started this out there for instance, say like, come down together, they would be like dressed as like Beetlejuice and Winona Ryder. So pretty much you're going to do a costume wedding, which means you're going to make Scream 7.
Speaker: and it's going to be in the woods in PA. No, I'm not going. I'll be there. Tony's not going. He's already said though. He's like, oh, I'm busy. I'm late for anything. I'll be the witness loan. This is over here on camera. We're going to invite other black. I'm not going in the woods. I'm going to be the only black man to survive your wedding. He didn't fucking go.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm just saying, Tony, we gotta make plans, buddy. Tony looks around, looks down, beats don't fail me now. Y 'all be putting shades on dirt roads. I'm not fucking with y 'all.
Speaker: like Joe Louis.
Speaker: I'm jumping over everybody and everything. Kiss my ass. What happened? Somebody made a sound. I did not recognize it. Is that Rob Wilder or a dog? I got out of here. Is the dog going to be part of the ceremony? What's that? Is the dog going to be part of the ceremony? I don't know. We just kind of talk about that. We haven't said anything in stone yet. I have another request.
Speaker: No, no, I'm telling you, you would love it. No, it's, it's a, how I met your mother moment, a ring bear. The beer man. No, the ring bear, the bearing bear, ring bear, no, no, no, not a ring bear.
Speaker: a ringed bear. A ringed bear. That way Chris has to wrestle and fight the bear to get the ring. The black bear that I beat into submission will then carry our rings. When the bear does the rivening on your ass, the bear is going to marry Nicky, leaving you there on me. Still a good show. If Nicky would be down for it, I could incorporate my belt into the wedding a week ago as Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth. That'd be pretty good. That'd be pretty good.
Speaker: I would literally stand in the back all the time. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Tony, Tony, that's all we have to do. If they do something stupid like that, you and I are just going to stand there and start - You got to wear a stupid -ass outfit too, Jeff. I'm not looking at your ass. Done. Done. Scratch that.
Speaker: We're gonna go when Miss Elizabeth was bad and she was with Ted DiBiase and Tony, guess who you get to be? Virgil. You got me fucked up. The only Virgil I'm gonna be is the founder of the NWO. Y 'all kiss my ass. NWO, you called it Virgil. The one thing I know is that you are both creative people and I,
Speaker: and I look to wearing to watching your wedding online because I can only assume it's going to be awesome. Yeah, no, nothing's set in stone. We've just talked about a couple of different ideas and a couple of different thoughts and stuff like that. We'll figure it out later. Are you guys going to do the surprise dance? No. You dance real slow and then all of a sudden the record skips and then you do the robot or something? She doesn't think the robot. You're an idiot.
Speaker: Just do the dirty dancing dance and lift her over your head. They're roughly about the same height, you know. Yeah, you guys are about the same height. She's like, what, four or five inches shorter than you? Yeah, she's about four or five inches shorter than me.
Speaker: It'd be hilarious. I'm just saying. It's just a suplexer. It's still a lifter. I get to see Chris try to do that. That move up the aisle with all the people behind him. Patrick Swayze and Tony and I just said our loser fucking mind's laughing. I'm just sitting there like this.
Speaker: I'm going to wear a t -shirt that says FWP. Fucking white people. White people, white people, and just leave us alone. We're getting it. Seriously, but I will send you a Zoom link so you don't have to go blind. You can't be right, man. You don't like it. I'll even get one of those shirts with the printed tux on it.
Speaker: Yeah. So so I can say you're in my office and watch your wedding in my office. You know what? I will fly you. I will personally fly you up here and I'm going to address. You know, the guy who walks around with like the little pet monkey that has a little. You're going to make me the monkey. I started laughing all of a sudden. He's going to make me the fucking. Unbelievable. You two are unbelievable. He's going to be the fucking organ grinder. I'm like.
Speaker: Damn it, I'm not coming. You know, but there is something to be said about a beach wedding in Cancun.
Speaker: No, I like you said both. I can get that **** up. Both Nikki and I are are pretty creative and we we we can come up with some pretty good idea. I think whatever we do, it's going to be not only fun for us. We'll be our guest as well. You know, everybody. Yeah, I'm considering it's your last wedding because no, no, no, no, no. I'm being dead. I'm not going to be a smart ass. I don't know. Here's my thought.
Speaker: When Chris first got divorced, he was like, I'm never getting married again. And I'm sure Nikki was the same way. Yeah. And then, you know, dumb met dumber. And she's got to go with dumber. She's married you. I'm sorry. I'm a little hook over here. Of course you are, because you say boom. We have to do that. We have to do this walking sticks as we walk down. Yes. You got a sword fight.
Speaker: No, but it's, you know, dumb at dumber and, and things changed. And, you know, that's, that's how life ends. I heard that sandwich with a very special ingredient in it, Jeffrey. Yeah. It's called rat poison. I know. Well, I mean, I was going to say it rhymes with schmack poison. I was born at night. It wasn't last night.
Speaker: Uh, no, but it's like, you know, I, it's personally, it's personally, it's pepper. You like pepper. It's good for you. No, but you know, I'm truly utterly happy for you guys. You know, when you, when you guys, when you were with others, I was just like, ah, this bitch. Now I say this bitch for another reason, because she makes fun of me, but she at least will put her face on camera.
Speaker: Last last where others I might see a hand or I hear voice in the background and the rest week after we got done doing the show and stuff. She's like.
Speaker: Hey, I had fun, but you can have your seat back. I'm not meant to be in front of the camera in the host chair. And I'm like, you did great. I think she did awesome. She did. She did an amazing job. I think she did. She held her own. Yeah. She did a fantastic job. You know, I just had to, I had to remind her a couple of times. My mic is very sensitive. You don't have to yell. You know, when I, when I listen to replays, I catch myself sometimes because being the only one with an actual mic on here. You do catch it. You hear the audio differences. Yeah.
Speaker: It over modulates sometimes. Yeah. Well, and that's what I was trying to explain to her. So I started like, I'm not being mean. I'm not being a dick. I'm not yelling at you. No, it's constructive criticism on the other end. But it's like, you know, I used to have a mic when we have my mic on actual mic. Five episodes in, I bought a mic and I had it for a while and I didn't like it. Yeah. I prefer the headset. I like my headset. I can, you know, adjust the mic by moving it.
Speaker: Oh yeah. I love my mic. No, I thought, I thought she did an amazing job sliding in here, taking over the show. Uh, I thought it was fun. I definitely need to get him another office chair so that I'm not like trying to squat down her. Tony, I just figured it out. I know what we're doing for their wedding color commentary.
Speaker: Oh, we would kill it. Did you just say colored? Color? Oh, you break this brick. Color commentary like, you know, you know, Howard Cosell and, and, and, uh, yeah, there you go. That's the element I was looking for. I will full on listen to four hours of Harry Carey before the episode.
Speaker: And you know, we're going to talk John Dominica. Look at this son of a bitch. All of a sudden we'll just start singing. Blame it all on my roof.
Speaker: I showed up in Groot. Is he wearing Groots in a fucking Daisy Dukes motherfucker? We'll get this but Jeff what I do is go watch on repeat old attitude era WWE with Jim Ross and you guys commentate like this. No, I want to commentate like the dude from major league.
Speaker: Or, uh, or, or Bob, you could thank you. He's like, he's leading for the kiss. That's not going to work out well for him. Let's see how I hope he shaved his nose hairs and brush his teeth. Cause I can smell it from here, Tony. I know she's got hazel eyes, but those are tears. Fuck that.
Speaker: Those aren't tears of joy folks. I'm just saying No, but like we do an episode of the podcast while attending the wedding Yeah, that's what I'm saying, you know you guys you guys are muted and we commentates
Speaker: for the episode. And you won't be able to, and you ain't just going to drive up. And you can't say shit. I'm going to have to watch this replay. I know these two fuckers said something ridiculous. What's going to shock you is that the whole time, Tony and I are just sitting here crying like little girl. But honestly, I was watching it in anticipation for the funding.
Speaker: And sometimes you guys have done the show without me. I have not listened to it yet. I just posted them. I'll get to them eventually as I. Nah, you're good. Honestly, we had fun. Me and Jeff had fun. We had a great time. We took a little bit of shit, of course. We was tripping down. We popped in. And you know, naturally, my stomach turned when you was in the bathtub because that is the most. What was that bathtub? Tell us of my spelt. I don't know. Tell us. Here's the thing, Chris.
Speaker: You're the body of a god. You are the shape of a stormtrooper. Tony, that's the Death Star. I'm sorry. That's the body of a god. Whether it's Thor in Endgame or not. It's still the body of a god. No, no, it's the Star Lord's daddy. A planet.
Speaker: I had to push my belly out and make myself look fat. That was not good. That was not good at all. I'm sexy. Sexy slim. Slim sexy is what they call me in the streets.
Speaker: Jealous. Jealous. Dude, I know barbarians in there. Cut that shit out. You used to do the living in the Middle Ages in there, you know barbarians? I'm just saying. Oh my god. Before we go to break, Mickey is so mad at me. It didn't take long. I knew it. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. 53 minutes, boys.
Speaker: She's not, now I haven't even gotten to the best part of it, but I introduced her to Evil Dead last night. The remake, the 2013 remake, not the Bruce Campbell Evil Dead. Oh no, I'm disappointed. Because I thought that the new Evil Dead Rises was a sequel. I didn't realize that it was a standalone film. Right. You know, it's already on cable. It couldn't have done that good in theaters.
Speaker: Uh, I don't know what it did, but Evil Dead, the first one did the remake in 2013, did a hundred and almost 150 million in the box office. Jesus. But, um, she was like, she asked me, she's like, is this one of those gross Gore movies? And I was like, that's not any worse than anything we've watched before.
Speaker: That's a yes. It's fucking terrible. And then we watched the second one. And I was loving it. Like, you know, I love the Evil Dead franchise. I was like, you haven't even seen the original Bruce Campbell ones yet. Like those are... The Bruce Campbell ones are genius. Like the FX is terrible. It's cheesy. It's corny. But Bruce Campbell is like the Nick Cage of B -movies. Yeah. But like the Nick Cage, that's all Nick Cage has done for the last 20 years is B -movies.
Speaker: So what can your whore mouth about Nick Cage? Pretty much true. His last relevant movie was Ghost Rider. And that wasn't the best. No, his last relevant movie was one that he just did with that with with what's his name? Timor Renfield. No, no, the one before that the the knowing the guy from the guy from that HBO show.
Speaker: Which one? Cage played himself. The immaculate talent of... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With Pedro Pascal. That movie was actually hilarious. I haven't seen it yet, but I want to watch it. I've started it. I haven't finished it. But Nicky was like, these movies are terrible. And I'm like, they're awesome. I was like, wait until I introduce you to the original... Tony, Tony, at that point, I got a message. I'm on my way. I believe it.
Speaker: because it will happen. You will watch the TV show too. Bruce Campbell was a god. Bruce Campbell is the god among men. No, she needs to see the Bruce Campbell movie. I am Bruce. I told her. I told her we'll watch Evil Dead, the TV show. No, no. I am Bruce is fucking hilarious. I still watch that movie laugh my ass off. But I mean, she was like these fucking movies.
Speaker: I can't wait to tell my dad these terrible fucking movies you made me want. Yeah, you just wait. Her dad's going to love him. He's going to be like, these are fucking awesome. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah. You're going to marry her dad because you guys got the same movie. Oh, we were we were telling we were. I got I just got a wedding idea.
Speaker: We were, we were telling her, uh, she's in Browns gear. You're in Steelers gear. Hey baby, come here. And then you say I do. You tear, you have tear away and then it split half and half. That will be excellent. You, you, you want to come and hear this idiot's idea. No, I think it's genius. It's all just idea. I didn't do nothing with it. Bring me a beer.
Speaker: Wow. He's getting sensuous, Tony. Sensuous is up. Give me a beer. That's sensuous. It does a lot of things. Nothing that he says is sensuous to me. So something's wrong with you. Sorry, I'm going to go for the bottom of my heart. No, but seriously, she's all in Steelers gear. You're all in Browns gear. And then you tear away your shirts and pants and everything. And it's half and half. It's like two -faced style. The half and half would be dope.
Speaker: I think, I think like down the road, that'd be a culture of us, but I don't think she would ever go for it. I wouldn't mind doing it, but I don't think she would ever go for it. She'll go for it. No, of course not. I wouldn't go for a game or something like that. And see, both sides will understand because you all are married. It'll make total sense. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's. You literally buy one Steelers jersey, one Browns jersey, cut them in half and sell them together. You can, you can have somebody make them for you.
Speaker: Well, if we got personalized jerseys that had Glick on the back. Yeah, it'd be pretty cool. It's not all about you anymore. You're getting married to her. You do understand she's going to be a Glick too, right, Tony? I do understand that. Wife's last name. Excuse me? But in normal marriages, the wife typically takes the man's last name.
Speaker: I actually did me to do, he picked up his wife's last name when he married her, confused the hell out of me. I never saw that before. But they also have, they also have joint Facebook accounts. So you already know that. Yeah. And they, and also any time I always respect that he needs to be a man. He has to take his balls out of her purse. No, I don't get to the mutual Facebook bullshit. That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Well, they don't even do that.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think I'm talking about one of us could ever go down that road. I was actually surprised my parents didn't do a joint Facebook account because my dad is like technology in him or not. Yeah, he has one. I don't think he knows how to use it. My brother set it up for him. Yeah, I wouldn't have thought your dad had one and be 100 % honest, right?
Speaker: when I when I got the notification my mom said it to me she's like here follow your dad I was like dad's got a Facebook page right yeah he doesn't know how to use it and literally it's just him and me setting back either back and forth fishing videos or or hunting videos or car videos
Speaker: Yeah. It's mainly a way for y 'all to stay in touch with each other. Like when my mother, she didn't want to get a cell phone. Me and my sister said, get a cell phone. The job has you traveling all over the country, sometimes around the world. And you're talking about, you're going to wait till you get that check -in messages. If something happens to you, how the hell are we going to know? That's what she got a cell phone. Then she had to learn how to text message. So definitely do that. My dad don't text. My dad is so old school. He's like, dude, if you can't call me, I don't fucking care.
Speaker: He's like, if you're lying dead on the street, you're going to have to call me because I'm not going to read the text. Don't fucking call me. This is the same man that can't even turn on a computer. I'm going to call me. Just text me. Leave your dad alone. Well, Chris's voicemail is like, you probably should have just texted me. Like Jesus Christ, dude. Is it really? It is. I called you the other day.
Speaker: I don't know what it is. I called you the day and it literally it rings for, you know, five, six, seven times, whatever. And then it goes, uh, you probably should have called me, but, uh, I'm going to call you tonight. Don't pick up and I'm going to record what it says. Okay. I thought it was more professional. Like, Hey, very.
Speaker: Chris, sorry. Oh, you probably should have texted me. And I swear to God, if you listen hard enough, there's probably a belch in there. And then he goes, that's a trademark, by the way. We were alert. I was probably drinking. He owed me a quarter. He owed me a quarter. Go for it. What's good? Trademark, 2023. Hey, bud.
Speaker: What'd you do? You put, I, we both hit click. We both clicked on it. Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? You know, Richard Pryor was supposed to play that role. You should have done it. What's going on, brother? You should have done it. I don't, I don't have an ego or an alter ego. This should do.
Speaker: No, you're just an asshole 24 -7. When we come back from break, I would like to brag a little bit if I can. You haven't been doing that enough since I met you? So it's a normal Saturday. Yeah, pretty much. OK. And I also have a very serious question. Thanks for the warning. Well, the serious question.
Speaker: Golf Hawk, I was gonna wait till next month. Go to break. We'll talk about that afterwards. Go ahead, Glick. Let's go ahead, Glick. We're gonna have a good hour, number two. I can see that already. God damn it. I can't get no sleep with you fuckers.
Speaker: Fucking white people, right? You're not against your will, Tony D. You can leave if you need to go. But being that I am so dedicated to this show, regardless of your opinions, your criticisms and your outbursts, as much as the shit you like to talk about everywhere you go, motherfuckers miss me when I ain't in here. So let's go to work. I think motherfuckers miss me when I'm not in here. They don't miss you. No, we were we were killing it. We were killing it on Wednesday.
Speaker: I'm sure you were. We had a blast. We had a blast. I don't remember what the fuck we talked about when we had fun. I don't remember either. I ain't gonna lie to you. I know we talked about transfers for like 30 seconds. Y 'all gonna fuck around and have a show called Tony and Jeff. We all we got left.
Speaker: episode 175. It's the same shit that we've talked about the last 174 episodes. Oh, no, you ain't talking. You know what? You know what? We had a good time. We actually had some very decent conversation. Episode 175. I don't remember what the fuck it was, but when we got done, I was like, you know what? That was good. The reason Bud Light went gay is so Blick wouldn't drink it.
Speaker: That was their marketing plan. We got to get this motherfucker to stop drinking beer. I wasn't drinking it anyway. You're not sponsoring that beer ambassador. Well, you guys get yourself in the face for no reason if I'd like, because I wasn't drinking your fucking watered down bullshit anyways. You'll drink all the watered down bullshit. Water down bullshit tastes better than that bullshit you drink, Tony D. My bullshit is the best. That poor man's beer. That is not poor man's beer. M .G .D. M .G .D. is excellent. Fuck you, M .G .D. rules.
Speaker: You knew the shit. Yes, it is. I wish they put me on a fucking beer can. Shit. Put me on a beer can and let me ruin their sales. You know what's crazy? You play the damn song. You're going to talk to the music. Let's go. Yeah. See, see, Tony's about to give you compliments. I heard it. As much as I hate to admit it, and I'm going to regret saying it, I think you would probably help the brand.
Speaker: He would. No, he would not because not because it's you because they're like, Oh, look, a bearded bastards like me. No, because I'm the target audience. Exactly. I am the target audience for beer drinkers. I would not be an ass. You're right. I'm not being an asshole about it. They put any one of us on it. Yeah. I'm not doing it. Maybe not you. It's a blue -colored, hardworking American. I'm like, that's, that's our audience.
Speaker: I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make a beer can. Let me do what you do. That's something to do with you. You posted on the board that I woke up and I went, how did Chris get a fucking eagle? This motherfucker, his snap story for the day, he, he posts a picture in it and he's got a, a drawn. No, it was, it was, it was a, it was a filter with an eagle next to him. And I'm waking up stupid early and I look at it and I'm like,
Speaker: Where the fuck did he get a fucking eagle? Don't worry, Nicky was sitting right beside me. And I went rubbing red. And Nicky was sitting right beside me. And I said, it took me like two minutes to realize it was a filter. Cause I was like, yeah, I can see where that looks like. How the fuck are out in the middle of nowhere? Cause it looked real. And I was like, where did he get an eagle? Did he, did they go to a bedding zoo? That's what, that's what, Homelander baby. I guess the guy who was the Stanford leader was exactly.
Speaker: She's a girl. Tommy Tommy. Tommy Lee Jones are looking for in the second fugitive movie. Ouch. That's actually called US Marshals by the way. Thank you. I forgot the name of it. Honestly, I did. Excellent movie. Damn. It took me years to realize those two were sick. I told you play the song. US Marshals and in the fugitive are sequels. Yes.
Speaker: I didn't know it either. Oh, you know, I knew that they're based off of books. Nevermind. I didn't know that they're based off of books. It's a good series. I did not know that shit because I'd seen them like years apart. I didn't know it for a long time, but no, that's right. They're based off of a book series. Oh my God. And then U .S. Marshals came out a couple of years later and I didn't see it until it was on video. And then the other day I was watching, I watched the fugitive.
Speaker: And then I was like, you know, I'm going to watch U .S. Marshals too. I was like, same characters. Well played. Were you in that meeting? The rest felt as a personality, works hard and drinks to let off steam and chill. And then the light bulb went off. Click. Somebody get us a click. God damn it. Let him get us a click.
Speaker: Give me the click line now. You are the kind of poster boy for the bearded fat guy. I'm sorry, but it is. He will be the poster boy for light beer. You and Ginger Billy. You and Ginger Billy. All the insults you wanted me, because at the end of the day, I'm serious. That is a moneyboater. How have they not called you yet is honestly a good question. I am American. I am the American blue collar. And that's why they haven't called him, Tony.
Speaker: because if they actually didn't put his ass on a beer can, he would never hear the end of it. I didn't see it. With a bald eagle on your shoulder on Independence Day, Jeffrey. Jeff, I'm not going to lie. If he ever got that sponsorship, he would literally cut us the fuck off and not care twice because he would have it. And I wouldn't blame him. I wouldn't fucking blame him. Well, dude, I am mad as fuck now.
Speaker: You got me fucked up about whatever. I could get a call tomorrow and say, we're going to give you a million dollars an episode for nonsensical nonsense, but you have to drop Jeff and Tony. I'd be like, no, I'm good.
Speaker: I'll see you later. We good. Talk your ****. Burp your **** off. I would not stop you. I would cut you. I'd be like, I had dishes **** but on the side, I cut you off a little something
Speaker: I take care. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. If they gave you a million, I'm not even mad at you. I'm not. Let them call you and tell you that. And you know what's crazy? They got the money to pay you. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker: They got the money to pay you. If you had your core audience back and they told you, I wouldn't, I wouldn't say shit. Hell no. I'd be like, motherfucker, you better do it. Tony would be upset, but you know what? Tony's not going to stop Glitch from getting his million dollars. No. Glitch has more children than me. Glitch has a human life. Go get your money. I'm not mad at you. That motherfucker's bulldog game is shit.
Speaker: absolutely take the deal but I would also make sure you guys were taken care of too. I'm not gonna just be like, no, I got you and I know I I'm with you on that but get your bridge. He's always ain't low. Can't make that shit up only in America.
Speaker: They will be studying this Bud Light fuck up 20 years from now. Yes, they will. Oh, colleges. Oh, you know, like marketing and business and shit like that. That absolutely will have that up. Yes, they will. These hoes ain't loyal. You are right. They ain't loyal, man. But I'm out of beer. I want to go get a beer. Let's take a break. That's why he didn't go to break you. He didn't have a beer. Fucking. I haven't had beer for a minute. So what?
Speaker: All you had to do was play the song like I told you. What are you doing? Oh, shit. My movie's on. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Nice having you here for an hour. You're right. Yeah, I can. Star Trek Into Darkness is on AMC. This was the shit. All you, if y 'all tired of me talking about movies, let me tell you something. If you haven't seen Star Trek Into Darkness, you need to watch this. This is the best Star Trek movie. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Boy, no one likes you.
Speaker: Fuck you, Jeff. Yeah, I did that. I did that. Fuck you. I did that. Fuck you, Jeff. Fuck you, Jeff. Fuck you, Jeff. Shit. Chris technician was good. Uh, golf walk. I actually just ordered a pizza. It will be a meat lovers coming soon to us. Tony loves meat in his mouth. You're a gentleman. Yeah, you do. Heterosexual omnivore every motherfucking day. Okay. Other one that works. Most positive people say that. You know that, right?
Speaker: Whatever. Nicki at eat Christmas. That's what you like, whatever. Shut up, Jeff. Nick griddles for dinner tonight, which is her version of McRiddles. And they were delicious. You tell Nicki I'm disappointed in her. Why? Because you should have said, Blick griddles. Y 'all slipping. That was too cute, Tony. I'd have fucking died.
Speaker: I already told, I told her earlier that she said, you sure you still want to marry me? I'm like, yeah. I said, I said, are you sure you want to be Nikki Glicki? Oh, I'm going to call her that. Thank you. Julia, Julia, I'm going to be Julia.
Speaker: Cool. Yeah. I don't know. I never said that's the wedding singer. You hit the nail around the head right there. Golf. Of course I did. I ****** love that. That's you. Golf. It's awesome. Time for Tony Dean. Damn you. He's got on the menu for dinner tonight. It's my favorite. Put your meat in my mouth.
Speaker: Get that thing away from me. I deleted it the other day. Just just to condense. I know. I got it. I got it. Like five seconds is all we need, but let me take a break. As Jeff said, pay some bills because we can do that now on this show. Exactly. So we'll be right back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: And Jeff, we talked about this last week. And I think Tony even likes the guy as well. I don't think he's going to like him too much after tonight. But I've got all - He's racist already. See, this is why I will leave the fucking show. A few racists want to pay his ass a million dollars. The guy that makes all the heavy metal covers. All leapfrog studio for the breaks tonight. Excellent. I love me some legal problems.
Speaker: or a little collie at which you'll see when you hear the first one right there. Something stupid is about to happen. We'll be right back here in a few minutes. Enjoy.
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Speaker: Exterior fish eggs, the interior, like suicide looks red Why can't exercise you? This can be a piecehead Cheat on your man, but that's how you get a his head Killer with the beat, I know killers hit the street With the serum make you feel like you're chilling in the heat So don't try to run up all my ears talking all that raspy shit Try to ask me shit When my fuck is still on me, they can go pass me shit You should think about it, take a second, matter of fact
Speaker: When the pips and the quiver bump it like it's hot, bump it like it's hot, bump it like it's hot When the flakes try to get at you, bump it like it's hot, bump it like it's hot, bump it like it's hot, bump it like it's hot
Speaker: that the big boss dog yeah I had to do that I keep a blue flag hanging on my back side bet only on the left side yeah that's a good side wait no other way to play the kind of way I play I cut so much you thought I was a DJ two one yeah three
Speaker: Can't fake it, just break it, when I take it? See, I specialize in making all the girls get naked So bring your friends home, y 'all come inside We got a world premiere right here, now get live So don't chase a drizzle, turn it up a little I got memory room for a fine dime -bizzle Waiting on the whistle, the drizzle and the shizzle G's through the biz -acto, ladies and gentlemen, cuz I'll put the pimps in the crib, uh Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
Speaker: Bump it like a sod Bump it like a sod Bump it like a sod Bump it like a sod
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: When the pigs in the quip mob Drop it like a sod, drop it like a sod, drop it like a sod When the pigs try to get at you, drop it like a sod, drop it like a sod When the pigs try to get at you, drop it like a sod, drop it like a sod When the pigs try to get at you, drop it like a sod
Speaker: like his own. A little guitar solo wasn't bad. Yeah, buddy. Not bad. I ain't mad at that. I bet you ain't.
Speaker: I know. I like it. But I like a good cover. No matter what the genre, what the song. You do.
Speaker: That's true. Yeah, I was scrolling through his Rolodex, if you will, of song. And he's got a lot. And my first initial thought was 80s soundtrack songs because they had like the Breakfast Club and a couple other different songs from the 80s. And then I stumbled upon that gem and I was like, oh, he's got to do more rap covers. And I found a whole mess level.
Speaker: Oh, it's like, Oh, hello. He's got some really good songs. But that was a leapfrog studio with their cover with his cover of Snoop Dogg's dropping like it's hot right there. Go ahead and check them out on YouTube leapfrog studio. Good show them some love. He don't know who we are, but you could tell him we send it. We sent you. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody he's Tony D. That's Jeff.
Speaker: and judging by the belts on my shoulder, you know me as the champ right here and now. If you're not already, here's lesson number two, gentlemen. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on the socials. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Join us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, 7 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: And if you can't join us live or if you just want to catch up on all the replays or if you missed an episode, go ahead and check us out on Spotify and everywhere. You'll listen to podcasts at all at nonsense. We'll nonsense podcast. You know, the drill gives father, give us a like, give us a share. Greatly appreciate the shares as always. And with that being said, gentlemen, the champ is in the building.
Speaker: I'm not going to give you no hell right now because you actually have a reason to celebrate your ass off and be a little arrogant about it. So I'm going to leave you to fuck along. It's, it's, it's beautiful and it's smart and as amazing as the future of Mrs. Glick is, she made one fatal era. She said yes to you. She came at the champ and she missed.
Speaker: There was a challenge place last Saturday night. Oh, for God's sakes. That for her birthday, all she wanted was no social media for 24 hours. To which I gladly accepted. That's what I like about her. She don't put up with your bullshit. I said no social media. I just said no social media.
Speaker: get it, Nikki. Well, I'd like to say she put up a valiant effort but she lasted 12 hours. Which is a valiant effort. I'm going to **** 23. Nine or ten of those. When she was awake and I told her
Speaker: Because I set her up for failure. I am a humble champ. I am a, I am a, I am a, a warrior. And I know when I'm going to win. And I set her up for failure. I told her, you don't have to worry about paying up on the bet.
Speaker: because you're going to keep throwing it in her face. You walked into the lions den and you're going to be playing emotionally for years. I said you walked into the lions den and you wasn't prepared. You didn't know that there was a grizzly in that lions den. This is absolutely pathetic. Wow. Thank you, Tony. So much like you two jackasses and many other before,
Speaker: She has fallen to my greatness. And she's just another belch, another notch in my victory belt. Don't have enough belts. Where's the big day? When's the big day? I wonder if she would let me get a new belt for the wedding. No, no, no.
Speaker: Yeah, I am too. I'm not marrying you or Jeff. So, your opinion doesn't matter. Motherfucker, we're the two best friends you got. We're protesting that **** We're the two best friends you got. We are protesting the **** out of
Speaker: I don't know when the big day is yet. We have not officially set a date. We have a
Speaker: I don't know if you heard it earlier. We had mentioned a uh a Halloween theme and I said that her and I should go as macho man and miss Elizabeth so I can incorporate my belt. Hell no, but uh
Speaker: You know, like, yeah, I told her, I was like, don't worry about the conditions of the bet. You don't have to pay up. I set you up. I went into it. I, I'll take it. I think you don't get to, you don't get to collect the winnings either because you knew that I was, had her set up with a loaded, why didn't you think I was the whole time she walked into it.
Speaker: And I felt bad to a certain degree. But I don't. But I'm still going to brag. I guess she's going to be paying emotionally for you. So the greatest champion of all time still reigns. I have a longer title ring than Roman Reigns at this point, Tony. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Tony, when did you? It was longer than a year. My greatness.
Speaker: has been since the day I come out of Mama Sasquatch's womb before she died and I ended up in an orphanage. She didn't die. She ran away, motherfucker. She's like, don't go over there. Don't look at you and went yeet. Glick, I can honestly say, she ran farther away than Jeff's wife did. I got a group of him. Tony, I saw a video the other day
Speaker: Get them bananas out of my fucking face, motherfucker. I don't give a fuck about them bananas. Give me them motherfucker bananas! Keep handing them motherfuckers over so I can show you how to eat the booty. Look, this is how you eat the booty. What the fuck is booty? That's better than what I had before. What I had before, I was very hesitant of using.
Speaker: because his team click tonight. It's clicks, bro. We're just living in it. We're going to leave that up for a little bit. The champ is here. Yeah. Golf. I'm losing respect for you every second. Finally, the click has come back to the podcast.
Speaker: If you smell the bullshit, you're saying down down. Bullshit. You saying, huh? Speaking of, uh, speaking of that douchebag, not my, he's not a douchebag, the rock finally finished. Watch black Adam was a good movie. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker: I actually thought about watching it the other day and I just, I can't pull myself to do it. Anywho, gentlemen. Let's go. You had a question. I have a very serious question for you. Golf hockey and anybody listening. I have a non -serious answer. In the chatters box, if you would. I mean that too. I got to give proper credit where proper credit's due. Whoa. This is from my man, Dizzy.
Speaker: Go ahead and check them out on them socials. Disney for mayor. Check them out on the lazy ass podcast and Monday through Friday. Check them out on one or two, five, the boat. Uh, he came into the Glick show a couple of weeks back. It ain't better than transformers banks. And, um, we were kind of just, I was just shooting, shooting the shit, cutting it up with the chatter's box. And he dropped this question on me in your opinion.
Speaker: The worst place to be lost in your order from from worst to yeah, it's going to but not as bad. The first place. What's worst place is your basement. So you're going back like the like the it's like the basement in true blood where Lafayette was locked up. Yeah, you're going to go back if you don't watch your tone. Worst places to be lost in your personal order.
Speaker: the frozen tundra, a hot desert in the middle of the sea. Or a jungle. Jungle. Jungles gotta be first. This is just the Amazon. I can list your list your four from worst to not the worst. Jeffrey. Like right now, like right off the cuff. Yeah, right now, right off the cuff. Okay. Jesus Christ. No next fucking
Speaker: No, I thought you were like like challenged for like next episode or something. Um, it's called I would have to say The desert the desert would suck but not that much you see would suck in case you see Desert and tundra tundra would be the worst i'm sorry I hate being cold i'd rather
Speaker: you're all alone. No, there's like nobody's out there. I'm never alone. I have 400 demons in my head. They can't help you though. No, they can't but they give me ideas. I run them by Glick and he says, I'm in, you know, I'm not coming to the frozen tundra to rescue you. Yeah, the frozen tundra dude. I can't I can't do cold. I hate cold. I hate cold. I hate cold. I hate cold. I hate cold. I hate cold.
Speaker: I'd rather it'd be so goddamn hot that I've died of exhaustion and heat stroke than be cold for 30 seconds. So you're saying the president. Even the Amazon wouldn't even be that bad. Cause at least I can find somebody. Yeah. So you're saying the frozen tundra would be like your worst place. Number one place you wouldn't want to be stranded or lost.
Speaker: Frozen tundra then sea then desert then and suck but not that bad would be the jungle Tony thoughts about you Tony D ocean desert tundra jungle That's I said I said the frozen tundra desert Sea or ocean or jungle because I feel like I could survive in the jungle
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. You feel like it, but you are severely outnumbered by what's going to attack you in the jungle. I'm severely bigger than anything that's going to attack me. No, you're not, because Anaconda is going to swallow your ass whole. Yeah, Ice Cube barely made it out of that fucking jungle. Got them jungle -wearing Anaconda skinners. John Voight didn't make it out of that fucking movie. John Voight's a punk bitch.
Speaker: He was kind of bad -ass. Non -boy's kids make out with each other and drink each other's blood. That's not a boy problem. Yeah, well, he raised them. It's not his blood. No, technically, his mom did. Yeah, whatever. No, but in all seriousness, because Chris and I basically grew up in the fucking woods, I mean, Sasquatch and Ewok here,
Speaker: I think would be fine. I don't want to be in the frozen Tundra. I don't want to freeze to death. You know, you're going to be well, you know, in all honesty, I would think that out of the four of them, the frozen Tundra probably going to be your quickest step. Yeah. Also, but also probably the most painful. Right.
Speaker: Uh, the desert. Yeah, you're going to die of heated, you know, heat exhaustion, heat stroke. I mean, but at least I get to see a good massage, you know, maybe the sea, that's going to be slow. I don't think it's going to be painful. It's just going to be slow. No, no. Yeah. If it gets to the point, I'm lost at sea. I'm lost at sea. And I'm like, there's no fucking way. It's been like, you know, I'm dying tomorrow. Cause I haven't eaten or drinking anything. I'm going to just dive in and we'll wait for our shark.
Speaker: Yeah, just like bite your arms. Yeah, just rip blood jump in like take it boys. I'm here because you know What? Because you can't drink the ocean water, you know, you can but I don't think I would survive the jungle But I think I have a fighting chance in the jungle, right? And well, it is very similar to the desert You can at least if you continue walking on a straight path, you might be able to get your ass out So you got a fighting chance regardless?
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, you know, you can, you know, you can collect rainwater in the jungle. You can drink that. You know, if you knew how to start up, build a fire without a lighter or gasoline or whatever, which I do. Right. You know, you might be able to build a fire. You'd be able to build shelter. Well, OK. Here's my question. You'd probably die in the jungle the fastest, cobras, ants, poison plants, elephants or something else I'm not thinking of.
Speaker: So, my biggest thing would be like some fucking giant ass tiger. A 600 pound tiger. I'm fucked. But I'm just a snack. So, and once again, here's my question about this whole thing. What item is it? Just like me with no items? I know how to survive. Or do I have the items in my pocket? I know how to survive. I've seen the Jungle Book. I befriend a big old bear.
Speaker: We float down the river. I did that in high school. Look where it's got me. We float down the river, singing bear necessities. I make friends with a orangutan and you know, that orangutan was jealous. A tiger, you know, tiger is my best friend. Some snake keeps trying. He's a panther. He's a panther. Yeah, the panther. I want to kill you. I got some, some, some python that keeps trying to eat me, but then my, my bear friend slaps him in the head and, or I become Tarzan.
Speaker: Do you think Tarzan is like, like, uh, Jeff, Jeff becomes George of the jungle. George, George, George of the jungle. You know why he's talking to that monkey? Cause he's hit his head so many times. I run into a fucking tree. He's not actually talking about that. I'm definitely not underestimating the, the jungle aspect. I think I would have, that's why I put it last. I think, and even like, say even we were given supplies, like.
Speaker: A knife matches. Like a knife, like I have my big survival knife and inside of it's a compass, some fishing line matches, whatever. And like say, like a water filtration device. Okay, one of those straws that you, yeah, okay. Oh, I see.
Speaker: I'd be getting that bear's honey. Hmm. Me damn right. I'd be getting that bear's honey all day. Yeah. Yeah. Think about the joke. Who's your daddy grizzly bear? Yeah, that's right. You ate the, you do eat the food. He's like, look, he's winning. It was a champ now grizzly bear. You're going to eat it like he's winning the pool. I'm sorry. No, but I mean, I mean, if,
Speaker: But I mean, even, even if you were given like bare minimum supplies, like a knife. And the jungle's still going to suck less. Yeah. You're not, that doesn't matter. You just, cause if you're in a frozen tundra, you can't light a fire. There's nothing to burn. Yeah. If you're in the desert, yeah. You can build a fire, but it's already hot as fuck. Yeah, exactly. Well, at night, a position unit with a knife.
Speaker: I think I should become like Disney. I don't know. No, but it works in my head. No, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. In the desert, at night, it gets cold as fuck. So you'd want to build a fire at night. What, in the jungle or in the desert? Desert. Yeah, it gets cold as fuck. Yeah, it gets cold as fuck. Right. So at night. But during the day, you're not going to make it past, depending on the desert. The Mojave?
Speaker: I mean, you know, if you had like the survival knife, like I have, like I said, there's, there's, you know, fishing line. So, you know, if you're at sea or ocean, you might be able to fish. You got the water filtration device. You can at least filter the water. So again, next least worst, in my opinion, would be the ocean. Yeah, exactly. That's why I said it's going to be the quickest death out of all of it.
Speaker: the frozen Tundra. Because even if you have bare minimum supplies, there's nothing you can do with. There's no shelter. Yeah. There's nothing to make shelter of unless you do it, you know, Star Wars style and kill a polar bear and climb in the fucker. I'm not going to fit inside of a polar bear. You are a polar bear. That polar bear is going to fit inside. I would come in handy in the frozen Tundra. I would be warm. No. And my Asian chesticle hair.
Speaker: Unless you are built like Chewbacca, you ain't gonna survive. No. There is no way in hell that I can spin this like I normally do where I survive in the frozen Tundra. No. I know it. Al Tony ain't gonna do it. Unless I do. And then I create a polar bear suit.
Speaker: and I live off of its meat, but even then, I'm eating raw polar bear. I wonder what roll polar bear tastes like. If it tastes like cow, I could eat it raw. Like gamey. You know, if you could eat it like a cow, like gamey. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. Like, like, what, what, what, what do they do? What's that, um, terrible, not, I want to say terrible soup, but it's not terrible. But again, yeah, but again, like sushi. But again, if you're on the earth and you're catching fish, you have to eat all raw fish.
Speaker: That's sushi. You can't build a fire. No, you can't. You're fucked. Like are you on a raft? I'm assuming you're on a raft. You're definitely not on a door because apparently people don't fit on doors. We learned that from the Titanic. That's an accurate movie. I've never seen it. So I just know that pitch wouldn't make room for Leo.
Speaker: It's been proven like 40 times that motherfucker could have gotten on there. She's just so. Yeah, but it's also been proven like 40 times that he couldn't have. Weight, mass. I get that. She did let him try more than once. We're used to air conditioners, beers, vape, cell phones, and best food. We are best for pipswigs now. No, in all seriousness, I think. That's the truth.
Speaker: It's like it's like one of those things. Tony's got survival training. I have survival training. You have survival training. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. Regardless, you're not going to make it. I'm not I'm not. What percentage of you would you get yourself of getting out of the the jungle? Less than fifty. I'm not disputing the fact that I'm going to die.
Speaker: in three of the four places. I may die in the jungle, but I feel like I have a better chance of survival in the jungle with a limited amount of supplies. Like I said, if I had a survival knife and a water filtration device, I think I'm going to last a lot longer in the jungle than I'm going to last in any of the other three places. The ocean would suck, dude. The ocean would have to suck, city.
Speaker: But I'd take the tundra, I'd take the tundra over, I'd take the sea over the tundra any day. I would say, like I said, you know, tundra, desert, sea, jungle, are my, from worst to not as bad. What's the best thing about Saturdays, Marcus? Nonsense for nonsense. That's the best thing about Saturday. Since it's like two o 'clock in the morning, three o 'clock in the morning over there. He just saw my video, that's why.
Speaker: But, um, no, like I said, I mean, I'm not disputing the fact I'm definitely dying in the frozen country. I'm dying in the desert. I'm dying day one in the frozen tundra. Cause I'm gonna just kill myself as fast as possible. Cause I'm going to frozen. God damn right. Um, you know, I think, I think I'm just going to off myself in the ocean because Oh, a hundred percent, a hundred percent.
Speaker: I'm I'm I'm I'm drowning myself or feed myself to the sharks. Yeah, just just any ocean. I mean, I mean, no, he's got a point. He's got a point because depending on the ocean, it could be like tropical weather or it could be **** you know, Iceland. I don't know. I fell into that wormhole on YouTube of uh uh water and **** water is scary. Yo.
Speaker: The tip of Africa, the southern tip down there, the Cape Horn. The ocean is a six -foot difference, so the water is turbulent. If you were dead, motherfucker down there, you were dead. Yeah, you're going to make it. Now, the one good thing about the ocean, if you hit the right current, you have a chance. But the chances of you getting lucky enough to hit that current
Speaker: If you get stuck around the equator by the doldrums, that's your ass. Yup. The Sargasso Sea, that's your ass. Yup. It's your ass regardless, no matter what ocean you're in. Yeah, because some Megalodon just fucking eat you whole, raft and all. You still got to find that motherfucker that's been swimming by that cruise that there ain't nobody talking about. The ghost stream carries you. That's what I'm saying. And the ghost stream goes back to Africa and Europe and all that shit. But at least it's land.
Speaker: You know, that's the one good thing about the other ones. No matter what the tundra, the desert, the jungle, Africa, Africa, at least it's land. There's no land. There is no, this is just being stranded in the ocean. There's no rest. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying is like in, in the, with the other three, at least you're on land.
Speaker: I've definitely taken the ocean. You ever get caught walking in a rainstorm and you're wet? Oh, that's. Yeah, definitely again. I've definitely taken. The ocean over the frozen Thunder or a desert. Oh, I saw Castaway. That shit broke my heart. He was on an island though. He was on land. You got on that damn raft and that book came to get him. He got lucky there, but being stuck in an hour for the time he was stuck there. I was like, oh hell no.
Speaker: Well, okay. Interesting question. Do you think you could have done the Tom Hanks thing? Who me? Any one of us. No, I don't. I don't off myself. I wouldn't have gotten on that ****ing raft. I would've off myself. I am in fire. Wilson.
Speaker: Well, yeah, maybe, but this is, this is a scenario where there's no, there's no possibility of landfall or ship spot in you. You're just out there. And like I said, and I told Disney the same thing. I'm not disputing the fact that I'm going to more than likely die, but I have a fighter. I have a fighting chance in the jungle. Oh, I don't have any supplies. No, you don't have a fighting chance in the jungle than I do in any of the one main animal in the jungle that you are not going to be
Speaker: There's a lot of animals. I'm not going to beat in the jungle. That motherfucking mountain lion going to wear your ass out. What is a mountain lion doing in a goddamn jungle? I was going to say he's in the trees. You ever seen a motherfucker get a damn owl and get out the water? That's a leopard. Mountain lion. Puma. That's a cougar. Mountain lions live in the mountains. Wait. I know about the look. I know about the jungle cat. That's a jaguar. The jaguars. Yeah. Yeah. Jaguars.
Speaker: Drag wars, mountain lions do do the trees, forests. Yeah, but that's the motherfucker like to travel. The jungles. All that shit. But I think they'll survive a damn jungle. So I don't want to fuck with them. They kill your ass and pull you up in the tree and eat you while you're up there. I don't know how they feel to pull a whole fucking beer up there. I'm like, nah. A whole goddamn alligator up there. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, it's ridiculous how strong. Like I said, I'm not disputing the fact that I'm gonna die. I'm just saying out of the four, the jungle is my best. Your best chance of survival. Yeah. And if I have minimal, like I said, if you had a survival knife and a water filtration system, I'm gonna last a whole lot longer in the jungle than what I would. Oh, 100%. You know what a survival knife is, right, Tony? I know what a survival knife is. I'm trying to figure out where you're gonna find water.
Speaker: in the jungle. In the jungle. Anywhere. Jungle. Okay. For Savannah, I'll give you. Mm hmm. A tundra, I'll give you. Water not necessarily the cleanest in the jungle. That's why you have the water filtration. Why you have water filtration. I got you. Yeah, those little straws are water. They have a little pack. I mean, like, there's a whole thing where they're sending them to like Africa and stuff like that. Yeah. They're like two bucks and they can make like. I don't know about water filtration packs. I don't know what to
Speaker: Thank you. There you go right there. I ain't even have to say it. I mean, I might stab that anaconda in his fucking head. I might wear it as a fucking belt and come out with a cool guy. The females grow to 30 feet. You a dead motherfucker. You know how much eating 30 feet a snake is going to be? Yeah. Yeah, that's like a month of survival right there. That's a goddamn buffet. Snake buffet. Buffet. Hey, if Ella Coljay can survive anaconda, I can survive anaconda. That was like you. Ella did not survive an anaconda.
Speaker: I see one L. Cole. Yeah. Same thing. But like drinkers, Tony, did you just hear click? He said that all black people look like I ain't fucking with any frogs, man. Fuck a prana. Prana. Yeah. You know, promise I'm not going swimming. That's the Amazon only.
Speaker: that's amazon jungle we're just we ain't waving we're in the amazon jungle man we're just we're just we didn't specify which jungle i can see that's my question it also depends on the jungle just chilling the poison dart frog you right the bullet ants yes army ants all them ants down there they're gonna fuck you dude you saw them ants that fucked up that dude on indian jones crystal skull those are big ass ants jesus christ dude
Speaker: and that was the Savannah. That wasn't even a jungle. Exactly. Well, **** all that. Yes. I'm not saying I'm going to survive. I don't think any of us are saying we're going to survive in the jungle. I'm just saying we have a better chance. Well, I have a great spot on on the same animal supplies like the the the survival knife and water filtration. That ain't going to do you no damn good in the frozen tundra. That ain't going to do you no damn
Speaker: Maybe a night you'd be at least able to kill a seal or some shit. Yeah, but Did that sound like gibberish to you I think she had a stroke. Yeah, do you still toast young lady? Are you talking about the necker necker comic -con? Oh, I don't know
Speaker: She said, she said, how much is the Necrocom on Teemu? How much is the one you have in your card? I don't know. It's not in my card anymore. I can't find it. Why? Because I was going to tell you, I have one with blank pages and we'll make that the guest book. Oh yeah, I can do that. Actually, there was a store down in Charleston that sold them the Necronomicon with the blank pages in it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker: Book of the Dead. But you just said last night, I couldn't have one. So, so you're saying that's what you guys want to use for your fucking guestbook. You know what? I kind of like it. However, it I, I doubt you've even seen it, but the death notebook would be cool too. From what? From the movie Death Note.
Speaker: No, I'm not a fucking anime nerd. Shut up, Jeff. I know that it's actually a live -action movie. I know it is. Will Dafoe played the fucking demon. Still based off of anime, you fucking nerd. I've never seen the anime. Living in mommy's basement, sleeping with a wafu pillow. What are you doing, Tony? What platform are you on?
Speaker: I see you over there saluting people. I see you over there smiling at people. I see, since the show has started. Why you're, why you're swallowing there, Tony? God damn right, Golf Hawk. Chris, before your wedding,
Speaker: Right before your wedding. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. No one likes you. Thank you for being here. Right before your wedding, Chris, you have to go home. I'm over coaching. Like minutes before the ceremony, you need to recreate this scene. From the cavalry. No fighting.
Speaker: Roy! No fighting. No fucking fighting. No fighting. No fucking fighting! Good. Get the fuck in. That's the best shit up. And we need to get Cam to play the waiter.
Speaker: That's a good job, Jeff. I don't have, there's not going to be, I don't have any, no, it's only going to work if like you guys are there and golf talk is there and everything like that. That would be the only reason I would go. Let's be honest. Yeah. And then Ken could definitely be the waiter or Mike be the waiter. And as he falls, peace out.
Speaker: They love the big dog. This is hitting the spot. Very good, Jeffrey. I forgot to show you guys this. Nice. My new hat Nikki got me. Very nice. I also bought a hoodie that says Sas watches my spirit animal. No. Um,
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, that wouldn't make any sense to anybody else. I'd be there. What is he doing? Why is he screaming no fighting? Why did you just throw a bottle at a waiter? Tony has to throw the bottle. Tony's got to throw the bottle. Dick move, Glick. You know he is. Tony loves sausage in his mouth. No, don't. Fuck y 'all.
Speaker: Where'd you say you're at? Vocal points? Well, coach, the other app I told you about. I can't keep track of these apps. Hey, assholes on that other app. We're live on YouTube. If you want to come over and hang out. I was older than that before. I told you three months. You're going to listen to me one day. I wasn't able to coach you. No, Tony D. I don't spread myself so thin nobody can find me. This should do. Oh, my God.
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Speaker: Jeff is apparently going through menopause. No, it's like fucking 400 degrees in here. Who's not hydrated? Yeah, see? I need some liquid IV. No, I'm actually hoping to hop outside during break. But he won't go to break. He ain't been talking. Exactly. I'm serious sweating my dick off because he's just like listening to me. You guys are talking, but listen to the only two people talking.
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Speaker: Not true. I mean, that's a pretty accurate statement. I do do everything. I'm just saying. Let's continue on with our friend. Well, not really our friend, but like his music at leapfrog studio with his heavy metal cover. Oh, I'm gonna save that one for last. Just, just out of respect because RIP my man, but
Speaker: Leo from LeapFrog Studios. About to hit you with that Missy Owlet. See you in a few minutes, bitches.
Speaker: It's
Speaker: It's a birthday
Speaker: I need a glass of water Boy oh boy it's good to know
Speaker: Get your nails done, get a pedicure, get your hair dissed
Speaker: Boy lipped up, let's make a toaster Let's get drunk, it's gonna bring us closer Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster? See the Belvedere playing tricks on y 'all Girlfriend wanna be like me in their bar You won't find my drink, that's even better Why I make it hard as loud as Vegas weather? Listen off the clothes, why I take you backwards? Girl, catch me if this gal ain't seen me always so I'm not a prostitute, but I can give you what you want I love your face and your mouth full of fucks Love the way my butt
Speaker: You can hound this, but don't cut thong thong Take my thong off with my tail, go boo I cut my lines off so you can see what I can do It's a birthday, let me work it I'm gonna hang down for a little bit of immersing And sure, I've been living for five years I'm the best girl, I've been living for five years You gotta pick, let me search up to find out what I gotta work on And sure, I've been living for five years I'm the best girl, I've been living for five years
Speaker: If you got a pic, let me search up to find out how I got to work up
Speaker: Hey folks, I just updated. Oh, you cut off his promo too. Yeah, buddy. We'll flip it down to reverse it. I don't think you tread, son.
Speaker: But I bet you it does good in the clubs. The past two songs you played, I bet you they're doing real good wherever they're at. Oh, yeah. I bet you they both. That has two champ belts in a ring. You not winning, bro. Y 'all bitches ain't winning. I'm winning.
Speaker: That was dope. What's that guy's name? That's what's up. That was my man Leo from leapfrog studio. Go ahead and look up leapfrog studio on YouTube. Check out all his covers. He does all these amazing heavy metal covers from 80 songs to rap music to Disney covers. He did Disney covers. The man has, and I downloaded it. It'll be coming up here soon. The man has a cover of dust in the fucking wind.
Speaker: that he made a metal cover and it is fucking sick. I mean, that is one of the slowest, saddest, goddamn songs you'll ever hear. And this man made it rock. I agree, Godfather. That crossover is crazy. And welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense. Tony D's in the building. The Ewok himself, Jeffrey, is in the building. I'm here.
Speaker: Sasquatch is back from the woods, AKA, that is not what we sound like. I'm sorry. I understand you hear Bigfoot noises. It's like, it's like really high pitched, like, like, like a how almost. Yeah. Anyways.
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Speaker: Join the nonsense, go nonsense, family. Listen to the words of Lord Glick. Welcome. Welcome, family. Welcome. Welcome, brother. Welcome, sister. I'm so glad you could make it to another episode of Nonsense Go Nonsense. Are you ready to hear the Lord's words?
Speaker: Welcome to the cult of nonsensical nonsense. I just thought I was joining to listen to a podcast. Not part of a cult. What the hell? Holy shit. Now he's demanding beer.
Speaker: don't drink the Kool -Aid drink the beer and tell us this smells like like the Christians and Catholics do where they do the the communion or whatever. The the blood of Glick and we serve beer. I'm going to go to hell. The flesh of Glick and we serve medium rare steaks. Blood of my blood, flesh of my flesh. I'm sorry, Tony, but you're guilty by association.
Speaker: I don't believe what he believes. It's been my soul. Oh, you are indoctrinated into. You're waking up at night going, yes, quick daddy. Of the cult of nonsensical nonsense. You know what, golf, whenever these two stop, we can go ahead and start a little something, something, something.
Speaker: Yeah. Let me please allow, please, please allow us to pull the e -brake on the show so we can, so we can talk about Tony D's fantasy football. I don't know where to tell you guys to find it at, but if you Google 9 million different platforms, he's probably on all of them. Do you hear the hate ladies and gentlemen? You hear the hate. I gave him the idea. I gave him a platform, but still you don't know where he's going to be at to listen to the fantasy football show. You hear the hate.
Speaker: There is no hate. One of your number one fans of your broadcast, your podcast, the question that four of us are members of. Oh, hey, simple answer. Tony Dean, when is your draft? For the famous football league. I want to wait till everybody's roster is all complete. I think we did have a count. No way, actually. Let me go back since I have a memory. You had trouble last year, man. You set a date and if they ain't there, fucking kick them.
Speaker: That's what I do. You can't come where they autodraft. You cannot, please. I mean, Golf Hawk, we did put a date down. I believe it was. Hang on, because I'll put it in my calendar. Yeah, you know, golf, here's the thing.
Speaker: I would, I'll join, but it's auto drafted and I'll just. Yeah. If you join, I'll help you build a team. Besides, besides building the treatment draft and all that shit, what else am I going to do? If you, if you actually joined, I would 100 % help you draft and I would help you with your team and your lineups every week.
Speaker: I've done it for CAM the last fucking four or five years. Sounds like a lot of work. It's not a lot of work in all honesty. Regular season kicks off on September 10th. Preseason starts on September 3rd. I put a date for the draft in my calendar and I don't fucking have it.
Speaker: Regular season starts September 10th, you said, right? Yes. Yeah, that's what I heard. I mean, I could look it up. I don't think we should do it too early in the preseason, honestly. Well, wouldn't you do it on, like, the 11th or something? No, you can't do it before the season starts. Oh, sorry. I meant, like, the 9th? No, no, no, no, no. I usually try to do it.
Speaker: No more than two weeks out of the regular season and some people do it before the damn preseason starts. I try to do it. No earlier than two weeks out, but no later than a week out from the regular season.
Speaker: But that's just me. I got to give my fantasy football league and just figure out who's going to stay, who's going to leave. Are we doing money this year? What are we doing? I'm up for money if I'm going to be in it. I'm not going to do it. I'll ask everybody their opinion. And then I set a date. And when I set a date, that's the date for draft. If you ain't there, I don't care. You can either either draft or you can leave.
Speaker: I've been doing this. I've been, I've been a commissioner for too many years now. I went through the struggles attorneys going through with, with all the struggling. It's about getting everybody together. I can do a sounder, but if they don't meet the driver, everybody going to want to make them changes. And if you start saying, fuck them, then you lose members of the league. And then you lose members. Yeah. You lose weak members of the league and the league gets stronger.
Speaker: I kind of agree with him and as I've told you a million times, that's why I said fuck it Tony I don't care when you said it you said it on the date that I wasn't even there and I said I don't fucking care because you said I'll fix it I said no don't worry about it I don't fucking know because if I'm in the console like you I would have auto drafted You did I know and it wouldn't have been hard for me because I can order from no problem, but I don't like auto drafting
Speaker: I like to pick my players live, but I was so over all the back and forth and everything. And it was for free. Mind you, you all made a big ass stink about putting money in the league. I didn't hear nobody about no money. It was a big old stink about a bill. My man still ain't got his bill yet. This is why I said do it for free and don't worry about nothing else. You had half the league saying let's do a belt. Let's put money in.
Speaker: And then you had another half that said no. Well, all right, if we're putting money in and we're buying a belt, the half that don't want to do it, get the fuck on.
Speaker: Agreed. Or do two separate leagues. Why is it so intense? I said it's for fun. You run it like a goddamn democracy. And if the vote is, we won a money league, and we get you down, Castro. That gets passed on every year. Then the people who don't want to be in it, I said this in my league at the end of last season.
Speaker: next year we'll put a vote out, whether it's going to be a paid league or not. And if you don't want to pay, then you don't have to be in the league, but I'm not having people be here. Here goes it. Here goes it. We got a league on the peg league. How does that work? Does it like just everybody throwing a hunk? Like a hundred bucks, whatever it is, but it's not like every week you put in more or something like that.
Speaker: say said person in the league didn't want to pay didn't want to put in for the belt they win and then all of a sudden they expect the winnings and they expect the belt no motherfucker you didn't put it you didn't you didn't want to pay agreed that's why i said it's paid or it's not paid if you don't want to pay no disrespect no hate go ahead and log on for purpose was no pay okay a couple of you who wanted the money in the league like i said Ted i'm glad you here
Speaker: The champ. If I was going to be with Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, hang on, Ted, Ted, you're here. The chair. And golf. Hold on. You still got them. But like talking now, I know it's crazy. It's almost like, but not as bad as when I'm doing a, when I'm doing an, an, an, and there goes the neighborhood for our sponsor and you cut.
Speaker: I don't know. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.
Speaker: That's a terrible attitude. That's a lot of headache. And that's what I got to deal with in my league, because my league has always been free. But you've had a handful of people who want to pay and want to put some as said, they want to put some skin in the game. I was in nine leagues one season. All of them will pay leagues. Actually, six of them will pay leagues. Watching half the season motherfucker stood in pages. I'm not doing this shit.
Speaker: I'm not doing this ****. You set a date for it. If you're not paid by him, he's not. He said a date. Jeff, you ain't listening. He said a **** date. This dude had fantasy football, fantasy basketball, and fantasy baseball and halfway through the season, he's still looking for more **** to pay. He got so damn tired. I said, listen, do it for **** free. He said, now, we got **** man. I said, for what? Every **** year, you ask your **** to pay him.
Speaker: No, it's my renaissance festival crown I'm a kid Ever since choice your husband away. This is where we go now Tony sent it to drop drop a link pretend if you want I mean like You don't say by X date. You're not in the fucking league. It's that simple
Speaker: Yeah, it seems that simple until you're ready to leave. It seems that simple. And I'm going to go ahead and tell you what's going to happen. Oh, no, I'm an asshole. I'm going to tell you what's going to happen. You're going to say, oh, you're going to kill this fucking league. And then you're going to have two people playing. And one of you are going to be the last motherfucker because the other one don't want to play no goddamn one.
Speaker: I don't care. Running a fantasy football league. Like I said, I'm going into my fifth or six years commissioner of leagues. It's a pain in the ass. I agree. It's an answer. And I try to make it as simple as possible. It's an answer.
Speaker: Like I said, you know, you hear the talk every season. Oh, let's, let's pay league. Let's put money on it. Okay. But, but everybody has to be in agreement because I'm not going to have, you know, 75 % of the league pay in and then say the people who don't pay in, if by chance one of them win, and then they expect to get the money. No, you ain't putting the money in it. No, man. So that's what I said this year. And then the winner is Jason to do for the money.
Speaker: Yeah. And then to the links in the chat, if you're able to pop up, it only happens once. And then that can't help. Well, that's, that's what I said this year. I'm going to reach out to my group and I'm going to say, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to vote on it. Majority wins. Who wants to put money in it? $20. Who wants to put money in it? If you don't want to put money in it, then you're out at the end of the day. I've been at a hundred dollars lead for eight years.
Speaker: at $100 a league, $50 a league in a free league, depending on which chick wants me to play because she wants to pick colors. But yeah, and that's the thing right there. Golf Hawk, you either set up a cash app or a Venmo or like me, like I told, like I told everybody, I said, you know, if we do a pay a pay a pay Lee,
Speaker: I want to, you have to pay on draft day. If you don't pay on draft day, then you can't participate. Right. And then that goes into my savings. And then I will send them money. Actually, most of the people in my league are local. Over half of my league is local. So from 10 to 10 to nine and it changes everything. Well, yeah, it does. That's my whole point right there.
Speaker: But I also know that I also know that the majority of my league wants to do the pay and we agreed on 20 bucks. So the ones that don't want to do it, they're not going to leave us at an odd number. So we'll still be okay. We'll start going to. You can fill a $20 spot. Try throwing a hundred dollars, but that's just not easy. I'm not allowed in that league anymore. Yeah. I'm divorced. I took, I was in a, I was in a league for four or five years. It was a hundred dollar buy -in. I took their money two years in a row and now I'm not allowed to be in there.
Speaker: But the funny thing about that is like that league, we never had a problem with payments. It was a $20 leagues. Yeah. The problem with the payments. Yeah, exactly. And the free league, you couldn't get anyone to pay. And that's where Tony, like you said, we're running into that.
Speaker: you know, last year's winner golf, you know, you want to say he's still waiting on his belt and this and the other thing. Well, not everybody was on board. So what? So four of us have to **** in front of money for a. No, the winner has to hunt down the **** dude. That's it. It's not on you, bro. Like, it's not a business. You're just organizing this **** like you're not banking it. Yeah. Free pay don't mix. That's what I'm saying. You you. How old is it? Fine. I really did. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: Tony put it together and I'm trying really hard not to be too hard on Tony D because it was his first year as commissioner. This is his first league. There's going to be bumps. There's going to be hitting. I didn't want to be. I didn't want to be a problem. That's why I told Tony because we Tony, I mean, admit to the fact that there was a lot of issues with scheduling the draft.
Speaker: the the the the the
Speaker: You know what? For somebody who didn't want to be in charge and didn't want to have nothing to do with it, he has to. You sure have that right there. Wait, shut up because I'm going to stand up for you here for a second and I'm going to regret doing it. But he has the experience behind him. And I think he's not trying to be an asshole about it, even though he always comes off as one.
Speaker: But he's saying, you know, based on past experience. All the episodes are still on my YouTube to listen to Glick. It's like I told you before, it's like I keep saying, it's like I keep telling you. I was like, Jesus.
Speaker: What I scheduled was when you schedule a draft, you have to be at least a couple of hours before the time that you schedule it to do it. So we got delayed like two hours that first night and Glick is never going to let that shit go. When the Glick speaks, people need to listen. You rescheduled the draft more than once because of conflicts. And then you wanted so many people. And one of the other things that I keep trying to tell you. There it is.
Speaker: Everybody being involved and not everybody's going to be involved in the chat or the live broadcast or anything like that. You know, the broadcast before the draft, you want everybody there for draft. That's why I said outside of outside draft.
Speaker: Outside of the app, I have a messenger group chat that my league loves. We all use it. We use it all year round. Not only do we talk about fantasy football stuff, we just talk football shit in general, or we bust each other's balls. But everybody is. Everybody is there. No need. He's got the clap. Yes, he does. I'm also engaged, Stan.
Speaker: You are? Yeah. In this conversation? Hold on, I want another act right now.
Speaker: because I tried and Tony, I wasn't like the fantasy football chat on the app is great, but not everybody's going to use it. Not everybody's going to pay attention. Not everybody's going to have their notifications on. So if you move it to a platform that everybody's all, I'll tell you what, why back in the day, when we first started using Sportsline, you want everybody.
Speaker: I do. I'm trying to, I'm trying to give you a suggestion or let you know. Add another app. Somebody tells me I'm on so many apps and I spread myself too thin. When everybody. Let's add something to that. Are you on Facebook? Who is it? No, not now. So you create a messenger app. That's what I did for my, it's fantasy football. It's a group chat, man. And everybody's in it.
Speaker: And there's nobody in there going, oh, let me help everybody out real quick. We got the whole league set up on NFL .com. I told everybody to download the app. Just keep it on the phone for the season. You have to have the app to have fantasy football, but you're not always getting the notifications. At least I know on messenger, they're getting the notifications.
Speaker: You got your notifications on. You'll get a message when every time it also gets an email. What site do you use for your fancy football? That's what I just said. That's how no people don't listen to me. I'm sorry. I was listening to you. You got a point. NFL .com. NFL .com. I have links on the NFL app and on ESPN.
Speaker: It's a count out. Everyone isn't going to get on board a second. That seems like a lot, but I ain't got shit to do, so I'm here. Right. And honestly, any time I did the broadcast, I put the link I gave the... I let everybody know about the broadcast for the amount of time, then I put the link in there for them to come on. Now, everybody's busy on a Sunday morning. I got that. And I'm an asshole, and I request a special link sent to me on Instagram. Yeah, he is a fucking dickhead. Now, let's get back to this. David, the same one that tells me I'll spread out all so many apps, and I got on so many fucking platforms, but he wants to tell me to get another one to do this shit.
Speaker: I don't want you to be the one that you already have. You already have Facebooks. You already have Facebook messages. If I tell the whole league to get on one specific app, why am I going to have to make a message to chat on another one? Why should I have to download another app for you? Your arrogance is borderline our system, but it's not. I'm a full on our system.
Speaker: I'm sorry How fucking weird would it be if I do join this thing and I win the whole fucking lot? Well, you know, there's gonna be weird
Speaker: You say that. I can't even spell football. His wife has been in my league. And she is, she don't like football. She don't care about football. She don't know shit about football. And she is one of the top contenders in my league. She feels like you.
Speaker: Who invited you here? You dummy. I know. Why am I here? You've been asking yourself this since the second time you came home.
Speaker: Yeah, you can call me, you can call me Ocho Owens from here on out. You can call me pal. I've earned my Diva status, okay, buddy? I want to be in a fantasy football league with you guys. How can I do that? I'll start a free one. We're gonna spot next season. If you're serious. Who are we kicking out? Tony. Somebody said it wasn't gonna come back.
Speaker: I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I don't blame him.
Speaker: We'll do it. And you know, you know, I'll be there when I can be there. You know, Rich will be there. This is about change. What's that? Your shit's about change. My shit. What do you mean my shit? You're about to be a happily married man. So you ain't gonna be waking up on Sunday morning. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Because he's retired. It's normally busy on Sunday morning. It's most normally busy. He tried to make every now and then.
Speaker: Quick, I know you'll try to beat it. It's not even a problem. Like I said, even when I do do the broadcast, I got my 30 -minute segment set. When you all come in, I'll take it to maybe an hour. Yes. It's all good. My biggest thing is to make sure everybody makes their draft, everybody gets their teams, and they have to let the season go. Yeah, they can use every broadcast.
Speaker: I mean, I take it easy. Like I said, they're all on my YouTube. If y 'all are looking up there, every episode that I did, I missed two weeks. One because I took Jason to the game, and the other one I think was a playoff weekend. Yeah. But I had a good season. It was fun. Doing the broadcast was fun. I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to do something different. I'm going to try to work the audio podcast side of it for next season. I got to do that, but I got to get my head back clear after you. I'm taking Aaron Rodgers first round.
Speaker: And Tony, I told you, we have a platform that we can put the audience. No, I know. I know. I know. I've got to jump up here, because I'm switching around which platform. I'm going to do it on different platforms every week, like I was trying to do before. And then when I did the restream, I just kept it simple, because I just wanted to run and get it over with. One at a time. How long have each of you been doing fantasy football? Paid or not paid? I've been doing this in 2009.
Speaker: I've been doing it last five or six years. I'm still relatively newish. 2009, that's kind of when it first started kicking in. I mean, yeah, it got big. Were we in 23? That's 14 years ago. 14 years ago is when it started getting hot. I had a good work that started in the early 2000s. He was trying to get me on back. I didn't say that it hadn't been around. I'm saying they started kicking in and blowing up.
Speaker: 2009, I somewhat give you that, but I'm really thinking 98, 99, 2000, because I literally had a coworker. He was excited to do either go to finish football. So he had been telling me, I really started late. And I started when I was in a desert, there was a couple of guys that put a lead together, said bump it up, jump in just for fun. I didn't really care. I really got slaughtered. Really? I mean, back when I think grump was a rookie. Yeah, probably.
Speaker: Yeah, I think he was a rookie back then and Philly was killing everybody with 40 points on defense in the beginning. The fuck it was bananas. My brain ain't working. What's that one? What's the one site where you can go in there and bet on on football? All that shit back then. When that shit blew up, fantasy football blew up. Yes. That shit came out. Fantasy football blew up because everyone was like, oh, hell yeah, I know football. And then they want to play. Yeah, I've been on Fandool for for a year. I was on Fandool back when
Speaker: Have you ever done well? I'm being serious. I've on Fandal, when I very first got on there, I put 10 bucks in. And I haven't put any more money in since. Was it the English? It was like scratch offs. You just kind of break even. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I just haven't. I've never taken my money out. You haven't continuously played it. Just got into DraftKings.
Speaker: that's the other one that that's that's newer than 2013 2014 Draft Kings. It's like it's addictive. I just got into Draft Kings to work exactly if you if I may ask. It's the same as Fandal. I'm okay. I mean you're a GM with a budget. Forgive me. I've never done that **** because it just I don't know. So I don't understand the concept like it you're playing against the world. Yeah, basically.
Speaker: Yeah. I, you know, um, I got into draft Kings, probably about three or four years ago. My initial, when you, when you go into, to do your week, what do you, what's, what do you do? You, you, you go in and they have tournaments and you pick your price range on how much, and each tournament has X amount of prizes, whatever. It was like a poker game.
Speaker: There are free ones, there are special bonus ones, and every week you set a new lineup. So say you have a salary cap of $60 ,000 and you have to have a quarterback, two running backs, three wide receivers, a tight end,
Speaker: a flex player, which can be running back, watch those things, football, but different. I got you in a defense and a kicker. So, so you, but you have to, you have to stay in your $60 ,000 limit. So each player has a value.
Speaker: And you just change that each week. It's not like fantasy where you keep your team and then just, you change players every week based on every game, every game you change. Is there value from your cap adjust each week based on their performance from the week before? Yeah. So like, so like week one, say like, say for instance, Josh Allen might, might have a salary of $10 ,000.
Speaker: like that. Okay. But he has a really good week one and week two. It's fourteen thousand dollars to get. Okay. So, okay. So, yes, the answer is yes. I got you. So, you are like Tony said, you are like a GM. It's it's about playing money and and keeping your salary cap but it's also you gotta know the stats more like a baseball fantasy where you gotta put position your players when they're when they fit. Yeah. What the **** is right? Wow. Holy ****
Speaker: behind the scenes, the research expert golf Hawk in 1962. That's awesome. But, um, I know I've never cashed out on fantasy or on, on FanDuel. Um, I've had a couple of weeks where, uh, in the, in the several years I've won, I've won six, $700 in a weekend and I just leave it in there because I'm playing with house money. So then I'll go back anyway. You're right. Yeah. I'll go into the house money. That's why the window get paid.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll go into, I've only ever put $10 into Fandule. I've only put $20 into direct draft games. I've never put any more money in and I've, and I've still been able to play every week. So, you know, that I'm playing with house money, so I don't cash it out. Now there has, I take it back. I have cashed out on Fandule a couple of times, but I needed the money and I didn't cash out all of it. I just needed what I need, what the money that the amount that I need.
Speaker: So, but Jack Kings, I do pretty well, not as well as I did on Fandal, but you got to know numbers and stats because you might get a guy like, for instance, your guys is running back Tony D Carter. You might be able to get him on Draft Kings for like $2 ,000 and the dude's gonna blow up. So you got to know the match ups, the numbers, the defenses, this, that and the other thing.
Speaker: You know, uh, you're, what's his name? They're running back for the jets. Carter. I mean, that dude's a monster, but he's always super low on the salary cap. Uh, because he gets hurt. Sorry. I had it on mute my bad, but, uh, you also get to, usually you get to pick a team captain. So his points are one and a one and a half.
Speaker: or their points equal one and a half. So you get more points for them. So listen, actually throw in a high dollar player. The first fantasy football league was named, uh, great Oakland, greater Oakland professional pigskin progressive progress. Prognastic caters, prognostics, prognostic caters, prognostic caters. I said it. He took four drives but I got it.
Speaker: Prognosticators, you're playing fantasy football with words like that in the fucking name of your league. Well, hashtag words are hard. No, that's just somebody trying to show off of the show. They're smart. Speaking of words are hard. Go to liquid iv .com. Use our promo code words are hard and get 20 % off your entire order.
Speaker: I don't know. You can't even stop. I can barely stop. I can't give you a definition. It sounds like something came and went on Saturday night. I thought it was someone to push it up to tomorrow but no, that's wrong. Words are hard. Go get your 40 % you sons of bitches. If you spend $100. You wonder how I played in the 60s, they couldn't read it.
Speaker: So Jeff, you've never played fantasy football? Here's the thing. I have almost no interest. Have you ever fantasized about a football? Wow. Only when Chris plays. I've got your football for you. Jeff, what's up?
Speaker: I was the end guard. Jeff was always my favorite center. I love the way this don't feel like the last pigskin I was in. Damn. I'm just kidding. You know, no, no, no. I mean, you're the best cigarette and beer show though. Florida man in the building.
Speaker: Dude, if there's any trailers around you available, I'm moving in. I'm sorry. I logged in. I apologize.
Speaker: So, two weeks ago, I was here. I went to a birthday party at one of the medieval dinner things. You're still wearing that hat from two weeks ago? No, I didn't. I just happened to have it sitting here before I got on. I was like, you know what? I'll I'll show off my balls head. And then last week was Tyler's birthday. Who the fuck is Tyler? Oh, Moby? Yeah. So, we went to we went to what's that? You say Moby? Yeah, Moby.
Speaker: Yeah. He looks like him. He looks like Moby. Got it. Like, if I were to hang out with Moby, that's what I'd imagine he'd act like, too. But either way. I don't think. Tyler's way cooler than Moby. Yeah. Yeah. I bet you anything. I'm going to hang out with him. Tyler? No, he's not a douche. He's one of the few. No, Moby. The real Moby's a douche. They still got the big one. But we went to frickin' the hell. The golf.
Speaker: the electronic golf place. Top golf. We went to top golf for his birthday party. That shit was pretty fun. First time I ever been there. I've been. That's when you literally hit the golf balls on the screen, right? Yeah, they have they have mechanisms in the freaking register. Yeah, it's all electronic. But it was more about the perfect way to play golf because you don't have to fucking go to her. Yeah. And they can lie for you. It's fucking great. Exactly.
Speaker: I got a hacker in there and I'll get an eighteen holes in one. Twenty eighteen. Got eighteen. That covers the last two weeks and then in two weeks, I go, I'm going to jump out of an airplane for my birthday. Nice. Oh, God. You're going to. Yeah, I got eight of us. There's eight of us going fourteen days from today. I'm going to go up and fucking jump out the day before.
Speaker: I want video. I paid one hundred and twenty dollars to have video. Good video. So you'll get video noise. I thought I didn't think so. You know, you on the ground before you. I don't have any video. I don't have any videos for my job. Well, you can get like still shots or you can get pictures for like 60 bucks or whatever. You know what I mean? But it's my birthday, bro. I'm turning 50. Oh, my God. I might turn 50.
Speaker: I'm pretty excited about it, actually, to be honest with you. So you've been, Jeff, you went? I was in the Navy. That's what kind of my specialty was. Oh, yeah. So, you know, I got you. But I mean, it was the Navy. Did you really was in a plane?
Speaker: was it like one of those kids planes at the carnival? No, sir. It was full. He had an umbrella over it. It was attached to strings and it just hung on my hat. So, how was it? It's the first time you will, I had to be pushed by first time. I mean, I'm going to be tandem. So, there's going to be some dude to dick against my back for a minute.
Speaker: when you jump out of a plane in the military you're tethered to the plane so it automatically pulls your chute like i think it's like 20 feet from the plane i don't trust the plane i trust the dude well blake they have a weight limit did they really
Speaker: I'm good. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty high, honestly. Yeah, there was there was dudes in the military that were fucking tonight jumping out of a plane anytime soon. I don't know. No, I respect that. Let's go to play. Anyone that says that I'm good with that. You know what I mean? Yes, I got it. I get it. I would never mind you, Joe.
Speaker: Had to be pushed I got video proof of it somewhere I think it's on On the cloud somewhere, but I push you all the way up into being strapped into it and then no no no no I walk I've damn near ran up the stairs Yeah, I was like I'm gonna fucking do this and then I got to the edge of it Yeah, dude push me you can actually see in the video where I'm like I
Speaker: I thought there was an ingredient. I started Googling this shit because you know, all these, you know, people are like, oh, you're going to die. Like, whatever, bro. So I started looking up. Skydiving literally is one of the least deaths of any type of activity of that nature that out there. Yeah, but it's the reason why people say that they say the same thing about what people buy because they read headlines. I had a friend. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: It's it's actually more likely to be eaten by a shark. And I've tried to do that and it doesn't work. Well, if you stop trying to fuck the shark. Well, I'm not a dolphin. Dolphin. Fucking rip his ass, fucking fish. Fucking.
Speaker: golf and cruise. But it's it's it's exhilarating. I'll give you that. That's everyone. So six out of the eight people going with me have all done it before. And every one of them is like, oh, my God. It was so good. They want to do it. They're doing it again, obviously. You know what I mean? Like in the movie. Ex -wife. And are you packing her parachute? It's not her parachute. I'm packing. Oh, hello.
Speaker: I wish right at the end of the marriage, I would have packed a parachute. I've been like cutting someone's brake lines. Keep it up. Hey. I mean. I'm so scared she can hear me right now. She can. She, I mean. The internet. If she can't now. I'm telling you, she's like Google bro.
Speaker: You say something, you're going to throw an ad up for it. If she didn't hear it now, I'll cut the clip and I'll tag her in it in social media. You're that quick, man. What a shit. No, but in all seriousness, Dan, you will have a blast. One or two things. Yeah, everyone that's been successful with it has told me that. If you're either going to have to tell the guy, you're going to have to push me out? No, no, no. Come on, dude. Let's let it go. No, you won't know until you're in the moment. Understood. That's all you want.
Speaker: So my one boy is like, so they tell you to keep your mouth closed for the, for the descending that one minute descent. He's like, they say, keep your mouth closed. He goes, do that. You go because I didn't. And then like you, you, you can't even concentrate on anything. You don't have no idea what's going on, but once they scoop you up and like put you into a seat, he's like, dude, the next five minutes is phenomenal. Cause it's a one minute descent and then a five minute
Speaker: fall. Yeah, we're going 13 13 ,500 feet. Nope. Last thing I want to do is fall from an airplane for fucking six minutes. We have falling from the airplane for six minutes. You're going to fall from the airplane for like a second. Yeah, you only fall once. Six minutes is just in the air. It's a bird's eye view, bro. You can see the quickest way to go. I'd rather see what six minutes is like.
Speaker: that's what I'm going to do for your wedding. I'm fair enough. You're going to I I respect that because I get it. I'm afraid of roaches. I can see being afraid of jumping out of a fucking plane. I'm a plane. I'm so intrigued to know what your what you you said that was your specialty in the Navy. What was your specialty that was jumping out of planes because
Speaker: Well, the kids just saved them. No, man. No. No, man. I was in the... I also make it safe. If you do fall, you land in the water. No. Not all the time. You were. I was in the Seabees. Seabees is basically construction. So how many times did your chute open? Did my chute not open? Yeah, how many times? Because it seems like it didn't open a couple of times. You're funny.
Speaker: Brian, where'd you go? There are certain areas that are dangerous. How long have we been in the Navy? Four years. Long enough. Yeah, long enough to know I don't want to do it again. Wait, he didn't remember the service really? He couldn't. Lasted the bloodline. True story. True story. Yeah, I was an Army Ranger.
Speaker: You're a zombie ranger. I was an army ranger. I trained beside Chris Cowan. You're a rump ranger. Oh, powerful. I was a power ranger, the purple one. No, I was not. I was going to go.
Speaker: Uh, um, I could not, first and foremost, I couldn't do what I wanted to do. Uh, because I wasn't last to the bloodline. So, um, I was going to go into, I was going to do the normal douchey route. I was, I was, I was going to go into combat engineering and, or MP combat engineering was the construction group. Um, but then.
Speaker: I was told after I did the ASFAB and all that other, or whatever the fuck, the testing and everything, I busted my shoulder up, busted my knee up, playing football, and I broke my ankle twice, playing baseball, and they said that I wasn't medically clear. Even though, at 18, I could probably run circles around anybody. At what point did you realize sports weren't for you?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: And their baseball field was the same. In the outfield and the baseball field, they would just randomly have these fucking giant holes. And that's where I broke my ankle two years in a row on the same fucking field. So they were giant and you still couldn't see them? No, no. You ever see that movie, Brewster's Millions, where all of a sudden the train goes through the middle of baseball field? Yeah. Is there any people in the center field? Yeah, basically center field. No, not when I'm chasing a fucking fly ball and I'm running after it at full speed. I'm not looking at the ground because the ball's up here.
Speaker: Full speed subjective. You know what, for my side, it's really fine. How about you? You ever been in the service? You ever talked about it? I'm the main National Guard, currently civil service aircraft mechanic. So as of, and I had my years run the other day, as of June 5th of this year, I've technically been with the Air Force 28 years.
Speaker: I'm the only dumb douche that hasn't been in the service. American hero in this podcast. No, this side, this side is service. That side is not. Yeah. I was activated. So, I've been at the duty status. I did a lot of TDY to help out. So, I've been reserve status. Now, I'm civil service. You can full retire those. Wait. When was the last time you were
Speaker: Oh, all last week, he was active. He got caught up in the past couple of years. He wasn't happy. Reactive. Like, I was on vacation. I did not. And I'll tell you what, all last week, I had. You guys had very little social media all last week. It was kind of. He was on there more than I was. But I'm not on social media a lot, unless it's for the show.
Speaker: Right. My social media presence is this show. My personal social media presence is almost extinct. I will give you that. But all my focus is on this show. But your personal media status has been a little bit more active recently due to the happiness that you see. But you're wasting your time. You're wasting your time with social media with this show.
Speaker: You're not more interactive because the algorithms won't recognize you. My personal social media has been more active this week because Nikki's been tagging me and everything. The past couple of months. The other room. Yeah. But no, Nikki tags me and everything. No, actually, we checked the kids. We were on vacation this week. We went got a cottage down in Hawking Hills. Nice. Standing in the Appalachian Mountain area, Bigfoot country.
Speaker: Um, we'd get basically, yeah, we got back. We got back yesterday. Uh, we had a blast, man. Uh, the kids had fun. Uh, her youngest son and his girlfriend came out for a couple of days. It was cool. Um, her birthday was on the fifth. Um, and everything was tree house deals. Yeah. I proposed to her on her birthday. She said, yes.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I think she suggests. Damn it. I can't believe I didn't think of that, Stan. Fuck you. Well, she's still here. Happy birthday, bitch. You're stuck. And I proposed to her at midnight on her birthday. So I was like, I was the first one to officially tell her happy birthday. You're the first one to ruin her day. Perfect.
Speaker: I mean, I'm just saying. She's like, happy birthday. It was going to be. If you give me enough alcohol, I'll say yes to anything too. She did say yes, though, to your defense. She said yes. She did say yes. You had her joke old.
Speaker: You know what? I'm glad Stan is here Stan. I'm gonna ask you about this shit now that you're here Let me let me jump in on this shit cuz you fuck is a door too much. Um You was here for this. Oh damn. My man serious. He turned his back What is that? I can't see it Tony That's the water spot that was in clear water not too long ago
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, no, homie. No, I'm inland. It's like upstate New York versus the city. The people were getting caught. Yeah, that shit is dangerous. That's why I don't have a beach house. Y 'all having a lot more workouts down there. That's why. Yes, Dan. That's why. I'm sure. That and poor decisions.
Speaker: I don't know anyone that was directly affected by it. I know people that live out on the water, but not in that area where that took place. You know what I mean? So, I mean, as far as my involvement with that, it's purely location. You know what I mean? So, that shit was terrible, dude. But that shit's happening everywhere, homie.
Speaker: No, but here uh one of the seven one of the world is chitsanitza and there was a video about chitsanitza it's a period it's one of the seven one of the world and a video popped up on on tiktok the other day where a
Speaker: I'm looking around for the mother. Well, exactly. That's what I thought too. I know. I know exactly. You remind me. You remind me of Isaac on Mayans. I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do with your ass.
Speaker: I'm sorry. That's all those guys. I have to apologize. Stan came here to laugh for comedy. He's used to dated Harambe jokes. COVID talk. So that's
Speaker: Yeah, I got to get up in the morning, I got to work in the morning. Tony, look. Yeah, I see that pyramid and what the fuck? 25, 30 minutes. Yeah, that'd have been it.
Speaker: Um, y 'all have fun. Mother had your mother, mother, mother fucking Glick. Congratulations again for real. That's how long it took her to say yes to Glick. 25, 30 minutes. We sit here on the dock, so I'm gonna leave right now. Love you, brother.
Speaker: All right, he's gone. Black guy's gone. Okay, anyways. All right, so black jokes. So a white guy and a black guy? No. Right, you have a podcast. No, but what he was saying about the whole tornado
Speaker: water spout, whatever the fuck you want to call it, they're popping up all over the fuck. You do realize that the world is taken back over, right? The animals are acting up in the ocean on land. The weather is acting up. The world is like nine or 10 dolphins or seven trying to beach themselves or some shit. The world, the world's over us. Yeah, it's done with us. I'd rather AI take over.
Speaker: Okay, so a tsunami or AI Yeah, yeah, I'd have to take the AI right I could possibly survive Correct. That's what I'm saying. Maybe a structure You may be a structure you don't care for but you're alive Yeah, but I'm so far inland
Speaker: I might give my not you personally, but remember that it's an entire world That you talk about like what's that in general day after tomorrow? Basically, okay. Yeah to simplify So I'm taking the AI because I can at least hide Right. It's one of those either or quite. What do you you know this or that questions if you will? Yeah, right
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Speaker: What's the question? Uh, man, dizzy a couple of weeks ago when I was doing the Glick show. Good. No, I gotta, I can give him a proper shout outs, man. I can't, this wasn't my idea. This was all him. My man, dizzy go ahead and follow him on all social media, dizzy for mayor on one, two, five, the bone Monday through Friday. And don't forget to check out the lazy ass podcast. He hit me with a question during the Glick show. We were kind of doing a.
Speaker: uh, Q and A type, let in the chatters box, get their, get their voices heard. And he asked me, worst places to be lost in order for, in your opinion, the frozen tundra, a desert, the sea, or the jungle. List them from worst to not as bad. Frozen tundra, desert, sea.
Speaker: jungle. Which I think we all pretty much had the same exact answers. Well, I think, well, I'm missing it. I haven't seen a percentage of survival. And what I feel is the odds of survival. Frozen tundra. I've lived in New York. I didn't survive that. I live in Florida. Definitely not going to survive the desert.
Speaker: The sea, I don't have much control in the sea. I'm at their mercy at that point. The jungle is more my domain, more my terrain, if you will. You have a memorizability. Yeah, where maneuverability, just the whole concept of it. I can hide, I can run, I can control my own destiny. Those are the three.
Speaker: in their, at their mercy. Yeah. Did I go too far with this? No, no, no. Oh, no. Trust me. We did an hour on it. Oh, shit. Did I sum it up? No, you summed it up perfectly. We were basically saying the same thing. Tundra was number one worst place on the planet. A, because it's cold. B, because it's fucking Tundra. And then for me, number two was C.
Speaker: But not only that, but Golf Hawk pointed out our man behind the scenes, our research correspondent, Golf Hawk said that 45 minutes in the element and you have no supplies or anything like that, 45 minutes in the elements in the frozen tundra, you're dead. And like I said, we all basically said the same thing, the frozen tundra, the desert,
Speaker: and then the jungle and we all picked the jungle last because you know, because it's it's our natural safest environment. Yeah, it's not that it's not that we're going to survive it but we have a so surviving and I threw the children to survive that **** after a plane crash for **** That's right. I forgot about them and I got in for all four locations. If you had a survival knife, which you know, the big Rambo knife and you open up the top,
Speaker: and it's kind of like a hook and fishing line and matches and stuff like that. And a water filtration system. That don't mean shit in the desert or the frozen tundra. It don't mean shit in the ocean. Yeah, you can catch fish. Well, you could drink water if you use a filtrator. If you have a filtration in your knife, you could survive in the sea. To a certain degree, but you're eating raw. Yeah, the water is too cold in here.
Speaker: They're eating raw fish, but you'd be able to you'd be able to survive. I mean you can live on raw fish billions of Asians do it all the time There's restaurants built on that shit. I was gonna say I mean what I didn't even think about If you had that trace this is important But if you had that village on the sea
Speaker: and the survival knife with the visual stuff. You could live out there, maybe not comfortably, but you could live out there for a long time. Well, no, not necessarily, because you're going to come to the elements. The hot sun is true. They know everything else. The jungle still presents the best chance of survival. Not that you're not. Oh no, I'm not saying it's not. So you and me, those couple of survival tools,
Speaker: You can build a fire, you'll be able to create some sort of shelter. You can get food, you can gather food, you can, whatever. But no, I mean, we're arguing the same thing. We all are in agreeance and we're arguing semantics at this point. But we're not arguing, we're agreeing. No, but we are arguing over semantics. Jeff's gonna absolutely die within a day or two, no matter where he's at.
Speaker: But I think the frozen tundra in the desert are similar in survival. One's just heat, and one's cold. Well, the problem is with the desert is that night, it's cold as shit. And then the day, it's hot as fuck. Right. So during the day, obviously, you don't need a fire. But at night, you will definitely want a fire. And the tundra, you
Speaker: you're not going to find anything to burn and you're definitely not going to find anything to eat unless you can god for god willing, you can kill a seal. But some of the seals are big. Don't **** you up. You're eating by a **** seal. No, I get eaten by **** You know, you're only going to survive the
Speaker: Even if you find a seal and you kill it, what I mean. Well, I mean, if you have that survival knife in the Thunder, you can at least like dig down. And build yourself a hole for a shelter. You know, you get get out of the wind and shit. I've done myself a lot of holes. Jeff, a little simple ass math for you. You're 42 years old.
Speaker: Agreed. I have a little Rambo knife. Yeah. I'm not going to dig that hole, but I'm going to try 42 years old. You left Ohio when you were, when you were 20, 21, but okay. 20 and 21 after serving four years in the Navy. I don't know if Cancun has basements, but no, when you go down,
Speaker: gets colder I get that but what I'm saying by going you're out of the wind because the frozen tundra it's windy as shit the farther down you go the colder is gonna be but if you if you build yourself like a
Speaker: I'm talking igloo style where, you know, where your body heat radiates off the walls of the whole. I mean, literally you have 45 minutes die and you're going to spend 45 minutes with this. You don't have heavy equipment. You don't have anything like that. Can you dig a hole?
Speaker: deep enough for you to get into. I'm gonna die trying. Okay, what are your other options? Just die. I'm gonna I'm gonna die trying. Shut up and come. The elements and just listen.
Speaker: I'd like to at least die trying. Take the knife and and and you know to the Japanese they do that when they carry their family. Yeah, you're this way and you fucking kill yourself. So the cold don't get you because you're not digging a hole with this before you die. Try. Yeah, you might only get about a foot down, but yeah, I don't even think you're getting a foot down.
Speaker: I'm not saying a foot made it very big like a foot like this. I want you I want you to take my background. Yeah, I see it. You really look like it really looks like you're in it with your hat on. What is that?
Speaker: Glitz only, it says. Glitz only. Those are Glitz Clitz. From leaning back here, I can't, it looks like a little Japanese. It was a quick thing. With his little crown on? With his little crown on? No, it literally looked like you were in an Asian restaurant. I lost the crown. You lost the whole life, too.
Speaker: I used to be king. That is for the Periscope days. And actually, there's a Facebook page called Glick's Clits. That's what we call the fans of my Periscope show. Me and Mike's wife started it. I'm like, you know what your fans should be called? Glick's Clits. Could we all feel like we were missing out on something? Can we all? Are they called Glick's Clits? Like every Clinton's been with Glick. They're called Glick's Clits because nobody can find them.
Speaker: Well, yeah. Because we're all disappointed like every Clint he's been with. Ah. Ah, way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way
Speaker: I come with the beater and the heater. I'm just saying they, they call it as Tony learned the hard way. I come with our princess. I'm very good at what I do. I come with baggage. A lot of baggage. Fuck you. I'm old. You are not old.
Speaker: I read the third chapter. Stan and Tony D were the only members of the show that were there when the Declaration of Independence was signed. They signed it on the back. We applauded when you were done. Good job. Y 'all state your names right.
Speaker: I'm going to stand down. That's how we stand in the background. He said, talk. Wait, why is somebody laughing? We were. Yeah. And then Tony said, cock where? Yeah, I like it. I am a horrible carnivore. I love making them wild. You ever seen a baby cop?
Speaker: It's not so loud. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Jesus Christ, Dan. I thought that was bad. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That took a turn. That escalated quickly. Line! Line! Anyways. There's the line. There's the line. There's the line. Wow. We are habitual line crossers, but Jesus Christ, Stanley. Yeah, Jesus.
Speaker: what's up, man? Jesus Christ. Dude, I remember him. Canceled. It might. What are you what are you drinking, Stan? White Claw. Arizona. But I only put things in my mouth that are hard. Holy **** Arizona has a hard tea. It's the only, yes. It's
Speaker: Yeah, I know. Monster has um uh has has an alcoholic beverage uh simply has one. Simply is pretty good but yeah, this is the best one II would ask Nikki to come here. She's watching missing right now. Yeah but you're always married so she's not missing you anymore. No, she's watching this. Jeff, you've talked about that movie quite a bit. Mm hmm. Which one?
Speaker: She's right there. She's in the living room. She can hear me. Trust me. You know a show I just watched last night was that Kevin Hart Hart Hart. Have you seen it? It's Kevin Hart interviewing like celebrities and shit. Dude, it's pretty good. It's almost like David Letterman one. Yeah. I've seen clips. But dude, it's pretty good, dude.
Speaker: Honestly, like I don't, I don't recommend shit because I don't, it's, I hate that shit when people do it, but to be fair, if y 'all like that, you know what I mean? It's pretty good. Yeah. And I recommend staying. Going to bed. Nope. Coming to Dr. Glick and getting a colonoscopy. Yeah, you do. Dude, listen, I'll just take a man of mine. You can take a glick of mine. You can get a glick of mine.
Speaker: I'm getting all glitched hearted up in this right now. Never go full glitched hearted. You're the G word. You can't see the G word. You never go full glitched hearted. You never go full glitched hearted. I identified as a glitched heart Monday, Tuesday. Unfortunately, Glick identifies as one every day.
Speaker: for a bastard. Glick Tard Monday, Glick Tuesday, Glick Delicious Wednesday. Glick Tard Wednesday as well. Hey, hey, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, where's Glick? Hey, Jeff, where's Glick? That's what I used to call that show, Glick, Glick Tard. That show's actually pretty good. Yeah, figures. Let's play with Glick.
Speaker: You've seen Dancing with the Stars, right? I fucking I can't stand that shit. Dancing with the Stars. Dancing with the real people. Never been a fan of reality TV but god damn it if Nikki does not have me so wrapped up and engulfed in fucking the challenge. And I watched Bar Rescue. I love me some John Tack. I do love, I do. Alright, I've done Bar Rescue but I've known bars. There's been two bars literally that I go to here.
Speaker: that they've done and how you don't go there no more. No, no, it's good. It's cool and I still watch it. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy it wholeheartedly because it's entertaining as fuck. However, I know the reality of
Speaker: what actually happens. Don't be mistaken, they make changes. Oh, of course they do. It's not as elaborate as they make them say. Look at the home makeovers that they do and the fucking, all the reality shows, the only reality show that I believe that is not made up is the one. Is nonsensical nonsense. No, is the one that, well, obviously. It's 100 % accurate. No, the one that you're talking about, the challenge.
Speaker: I think certain things are fabricated and rigged and set up for, you know, even, it doesn't matter if it's entertaining, it's entertaining. I don't give a fuck how, like, how jerry rigged it is, bro. Like Nikki and I, and I, and I, and I really enjoy watching the challenge with Nikki. Don't get me wrong. But like I told her.
Speaker: I don't care about all the other, I don't care about the dumb shit in the house. And yeah, I don't care. I like watching the challenges. The challenges are cool. And I like watching the eliminations, you know, but but at the same time, it's hard not to get wrapped up and have favorites and stuff like that. But you know, it's like a bad song. If you hear it long enough, it's good.
Speaker: Yeah, it's yeah, exactly. I mean, I got my man CT. He's a part of the silverback crew. He don't know it, but he's this this kind of the oldest dude on the challenge. My man has been on like 20 seasons. He'll help you surviving in jungle.
Speaker: And he's just a big old fucking brute. They call him Uncle CT. There's this little Ukrainian chick who this season that we're watching started calling him Uncle CT. So everybody's calling him Uncle CT. And Mickey showed me a clip of him in one of the previous seasons.
Speaker: where he was in an elimination round and he just ragged all this man. Like it was a, it was a physical thing when he just like picked him up and was slamming them and carrying them on his back and everything to win the elimination. I was like, Oh, CT is a silver bag. He's, he's probably worse. I got the dog. She got big brother.
Speaker: But I do enjoy bar rescue. I just like that one. Listen, I'm a little bitch. So undercover boss, some of those people's stories. I love that shit. That shit. It got to my feels like a chick flick. Like the end of that. I'm like, don't look at me. I'm not crying. I'm not crying. So after going in and researching, the stories are real. Like the people that get those things.
Speaker: Yeah, that shit's like some a lot of that's contrived but that part is legit and dude even the people that are part of it have come out separately and went yeah and it's like it I love that shit dude. I don't know. I I agree. I do like the the undercover boss.
Speaker: Unfortunately, I have to like actually look it up and find it. I can't find it on TV anywhere Anymore. Yeah. No, it's not. No, I know because it's Mexico in general Yeah, I watch it on YouTube Do undercover boss because I'm an emotional bitch like you said instead. Oh blubbering baby. I can't do it and and and the one thing I find bullshit about it is the the undercover boss always gets somebody to open up about their life and
Speaker: Dude, if I was talking to a stranger day one, I'm not going to tell him, oh, I'm going through this shit. Oh, you wouldn't. I work in customer service. And let me tell you, people open up easily. Oh, no, I know. Sometimes when you just rather they didn't. Yeah. It's like, I don't I'm not insensitive, but this is not the place, bro. It's just it's just yeah, yeah, I don't care. Is it? I don't really care. Like.
Speaker: I never go, all right, cool, good enough. But at the same time, it's like, you can say it once. You'd be surprised. I mean, when I was working at Orkin and I would train people, I mean, you get to talking and I've only known this cat for two hours and all of a sudden I'm hearing
Speaker: you know, about their kid who's sick in the hospital. Oh, you know, they're just stopping me from saying, how are you doing? Yeah, you know, or I said it on the report, one of the great things about when I worked at Orkin for me was the fact that my customers stayed the same for the eight years that I worked there.
Speaker: So, you know, they were like, my residential, even my commercial customers became like a part of my family. My residential customers, I watched their fucking kids grow up. I watched their kids go through school and graduate. I'm watching your kids. Yeah. I'm watching your kids that could barely see over the counter. Yeah. You know, running jobs. Yeah. You know, and customers that I, you know, I, I met, I met their son or daughter when they were like,
Speaker: uh, you know, 12, 13, I watch them go through high school and graduate and go to college and, and then, and then get married and shit, or, you know, or whatever, or deaths in the family. You can't help but get involved when you see these people every month for eight years.
Speaker: It's a natural, emotional attachment. It's nature. If you're not a douche, if you're just not just a piece of shit, you have a natural attachment to good people the more you see them. I don't know why I'm here. A lot of the husbands were white collar guys.
Speaker: And I, you know, something and go, Oh, well, you know, you got to do this, this and that. And they're like, Oh, well, the wife might go, my husband don't know how to do that. Well, who do you recommend? Well, I mean, I could do it in two hours. And then the husband would call me and say, Hey, click. Um, you know, I know you recommended this, that and the other thing. I contacted a couple of contractors. It's going to cost me this much. How much do you think you could do it for it? And I would give them a price.
Speaker: And, but I gave them like a family price and I'd be like, yeah, I'll come out there on a Saturday. I'll take care of you, you know, we'll knock it out. And then I'd wind up, I mean, I had customers who invited me out on their boats. I had customers who made a - My customers go to my birthday parties and I go to their house for parties and they legit is fucked.
Speaker: I mean, I don't know how many of my customers that I went to graduation parties, birthday parties. One customer's son came home from the service and he had a party. This is real. So he lives out. He lives kind of in this, in the more rural area. You know what I mean? Yeah. Property and all that. So I pull up in the yard. I didn't know that I was going to be the only white dude in the place.
Speaker: and he's nowhere to be found. So I'm just walking through the yard and all these people are sitting under this fucking big tent with their head up and they're going, um, I'm like, uh, just looking for, listen. And he's like, they're like, well, he's not back. Well, I get out back and he's like, dude, everyone just came up and he was like, there's some white dude walking around the yard. This is doing something illegal right now. I don't think this is illegal.
Speaker: Sure it is. It's a grown man holding a little boy's penis. I mean, yeah, unless you're a Kelly. No, he is a grown man and he's holding a little boy's penis. Click. How was it? You just hold the tank and lean forward and hope for the best? No, I just grab a hold of a little some bitch like this and I point it. Show me again.
Speaker: That's a fucker. It's like a pinch of salt. It makes every meal better. It makes every meal better. It's like, I don't know if you hear any.
Speaker: I don't have experience with this. No, I have. I only have 5 .65 inches. I use a micrometer. Five inches. Jesus Christ. No, it's 6 .5. Good lord. Calm down, hog daddy. Jesus. Micrometers. Who uses take measures anymore? I get centimeters when I measure. That people come in with micrometers and they're like, it's this big. I'm like, no, it's not. It's like uh
Speaker: Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, I know you didn't. You would have to lift a rock and you pinch him and get him. Yeah, you grab him. You gotta be quick. That's how it is when I go take a piss. I gotta, I gotta. Oh, you gotta, you gotta sneak up on it. You gotta sneak up on it, little guy. Finding my drone father in the yard. Crawl the egg hunting. I mean, his bedroom, Chris. I'm like, where's your dad? I'm like, I think he's on all fours.
Speaker: I don't know. Jeff usually found his drunk dad in his bed. He went out for milk and fell down. I don't know what the **** Oh, your dad went out for milk and he came back? That's sweet. No, he never left. He tried to let go. That's that's what Chris's family feels like. Has anyone seen my car? You're bad sounds like me. **** you kids. I'm going to get milk. They wake up right in his face painted in the
Speaker: Like I wish I didn't take after you with a little dick and drunkness Every time I check frickin squints when I pull my pants off, I'm like blame my dad I'm sick of people squinting when I pull my pants down
Speaker: I got it from my daddy. Don't judge me. Let's be honest. You using an inspection mirror when you think of this? No. You know what an inspection mirror is? You think that was one of the ones that uses a car? Yeah. Yeah, it's like too small for a line, but big enough to find it. I just feel around. You what? I feel around.
Speaker: I know that G spots in here somewhere. I'll find it. That's not it. That's not it. Oh, I like that. Do you have the same reaction when you find it? Shock and awe, baby. Shock and awe.
Speaker: I yell for Nikki. Come on. Find me. I found it. Maybe I'm ready. I can see five feet away. I apologize for coming in here and ruining your shit out of the blue, but I haven't been here in a couple of weeks and I missed it and I got home early enough and I was like,
Speaker: I wonder if they're still being dumb dicks. And you are. Sorry, I ruined your show. Have you ever listened to my show? I was going to say it, please. It just tastes like nah. Never heard of it before. What is this nonsensical nonsense you speak of? Oh, yeah. Organism? Well, Stan, a little bit of backstory. A little bit of backstory. The other, what was it? Right before the fourth. I had a hint.
Speaker: of depression hit. A what? A hint of depression. I have my brain, my brain occasionally just out in the fucking nowhere. Super fucking dark. And I said Chris Amesh as I said dude I'm out. He messaged me back. Thank you. He's like bullshit motherfucker.
Speaker: I didn't care what it's like. He he sent me this message. This is going on. I didn't ask if he was okay or anything. He said the moment we've all been waiting for it.
Speaker: what was going on and I'm not going to put your business out there. That's up to you. And he said, I'm not doing the show anymore. I didn't care about what was going on. I said, fucking bullshit. You ain't going anywhere. Shut up. And and and I was I was one. And the second I hit send, I I sat there and I was dead fucking serious. And I felt like an asshole for responding. No. And you know what? No, that's what friends do because I'm being dead serious right now. I knew that's what friends do in that moment.
Speaker: I knew in that moment he was like, no bullshit, dude. When you really start to think about it, you know, this is your fucking therapy. This is what keeps the dark shit away. And I spent the next three days thinking about it. And I was like, God damn it, this motherfucker's got a point. Please don't tell him that.
Speaker: No, he did. I know. I did. And then I got drunk and I told him I loved him and his future wife. I was I was making fun of him. Oh, I know. You got drunk and said yes. Oh, dude, I got I got fucking hammered and I'm sending Chris. Dude, I love you. Dude, he hammered her right before she said it. I fucking love you. And Chris went out. Chris takes Maya loves you and goes, fuck Nikki.
Speaker: because I got him all hot and bothered and he's like, well, I'm going to ask her to marry me now. Oh, fuck. No. I'm still thinking about you getting all hammered. I got drunk once. Here's the thing. Can I insight into this shit? No, but here's my problem is and
Speaker: and I was talking to a friend of mine about this field of day. My friend of mine, he lives in Chicago. No, no. Well, he's a former neighbor. When I met, well, he and I met in the Navy. He lived down here for a while. Now he lives in Chicago and he's getting ready to move to California. I think he's crazy. So you drove him out of the state? No, I was talking to him on the phone. And I said, I said, dude, I'm, I'm, he says,
Speaker: And I said, my biggest problem in this town, I don't have anybody to talk to. I don't have anybody to talk to. And raising them here. When my past catches up with me. No, catches up with me in my mind. I mean, all the, you know, dark shit, my. That's when I moved. That's when I go to nostalgia.
Speaker: And still nostalgia has saved me from a lot of dark moments because this past makes me happier than this past. And I use that to override it. That's personal. Like I'm not saying, right? No, no. And it makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense. I got to agree with you, Stan. I got to agree with you, Stan, because a lot of times and Jeff knows how dark I can get.
Speaker: But there's a lot of times when I go dark. And thank God for that young lady out there in the living room right now. Because I haven't had it for much longer since we reconnected, since her and I have been talking. But when I would go there, Stan, I would do the same thing. And my instant, I would start to go there, and I would be there for a second or two.
Speaker: And then I would, and then I would start thinking about, like you said, this, this past is shit. This past is good. And in all honesty, a hundred percent true to God. I would go back to when I was doing my periscope, when you guys were doing open mic live, when Kevin used to be funny, like.
Speaker: He was in diapers. Go ahead. That was a good time in my past, even though that was one of the darkest times for me back when all those things were going on. Those three things, like meeting Kevin and meeting you and Mike through Kevin and doing my Periscope show was my saving grace at the end of the day. And that was where that kept me going.
Speaker: So, you know, like I said, outside of all the terrible things I've done in my past, when I was in Charleston, I was in the darkest spot I've ever been in my entire life and in the worst spot I've ever been in my entire life. But in all honesty,
Speaker: Meeting you guys down in Tampa was a saving grace. Doing my show on Periscope was a saving grace. So when I start to fall into that world, I instantly go back to those days. I wasn't going out and partying or going anywhere. I was in my kitchen. I was sitting in my garage listening to the Kevin Holly show and hanging out with, with, with Kevin and Jay. So how did you not kill yourself listening to that? To you and Mike on open mic live.
Speaker: and all of them and then I was doing my show and all you guys are coming in so that was that was honestly but that's what I'm saying is like all jokes aside like I say I'm turning 50 it took me a long time to figure out my my equation for happiness
Speaker: And I think everyone's equation for happiness is different. So like, when I say this is what I do, I don't think it's, I don't, I don't think it won't work for you, but I don't necessarily know that it will. You know what I mean? It's what works for me. And I found a way in my life. I stay happy, bro. Like, and it's not just like ignorance is bliss. I stay happy. I, I have learned how to filter the shit.
Speaker: and focus on the important thing. That's the crazy thing I thought I had. It took a long time to do that. You've heard me say it before, clean up my circle. My circle of people is clean. That's key. That's your support. That's what keeps you safe. I mean, I thought I had
Speaker: I can hear you guys. I just gotta go in. No, that's fine. I thought I had cleaned everything out and I was like, yeah, it's not gonna happen again. And and what was it? It was a Monday, wasn't it? Monday or Tuesday or something. It just hit like a fucking ton of bricks. You messaged me. It was a Sunday or Monday? I forget. It was it was Sunday morning you messaged. Yeah. And then Sunday afternoon, you got hammered.
Speaker: Yeah, that helped. You're sending me all the. No, bro. Well, listen, Chris, Christopher, bro, I love you more than anything. I love you. You're my best friend. I think I, I think, I think I gotta go to sleep. I did too.
Speaker: But it's like, no. To be serious for a minute. I've always been a pretty lighthearted person regardless, but we're human. And there was one point, not just kind of several years ago, where I literally went through a depression, like depression, depression, like unrecognizable feelings.
Speaker: that I'm going, oh, this is weird, and shut myself down. But you know what's about it, and I've talked to people about it, is I embraced it. I didn't fight it. I literally rode that out just to see what it felt like until I came out of it so that I would recognize it the next time and know how to handle it. But dude, I was sheltered for days, for three, four days before
Speaker: I was ready to communicate. And that's not me. That's not my nature. You know what I mean? I like to know what I'm dealing with. When I got in the Navy, I didn't leave the house. I didn't leave the bedroom for almost six months. I mean, when my wife left, that happened. But that's different. That's not depression. That's just sadness. And that's a human separation thing. I'm talking about just life depression. When my wife left,
Speaker: I didn't leave my house until Tyler and David came in and went into my closet and went, either you dress yourself or we're going to dress you, but you're going with us to get me out of the house. Okay. Okay. You have that support. So yeah, but that's what I'm talking about the circle. If you keep your circle clean, I don't have a circle. That's the problem. You can. No, I hate people. That's your,
Speaker: and I totally get what Jeff says. You don't hate people. You just, you're tired of them. Yeah, I know. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. You don't hate people. You wouldn't be here if you hated people. No. Okay. Here's the thing. Let me and and and I'll explain it very simply. In this town, if you don't care about soccer, if you're okay about what? If you don't care about soccer, nobody gives a ****. Well, you also have to understand even after twenty, what, twenty -two years
Speaker: Were you in Ireland? He's in San Diego, Mexico. But you have to understand, even after 20, what, 22 years, Jeff, you're still, will always be considered an outsider because you're there. Agreed. I come back to Ohio. I'm born and raised here, you know, and we, and we joke and Nicky and I joke, but it's the cold, hard truth.
Speaker: all my friends, the people that I call friends, the people that I call family or online. I don't have any, I have two friends. I have three friends in Ohio, but all three of my friends in Ohio, we could go years without talking to each other and not think anything else. Fuck you and I did. You know, I've got friends online that if they don't hear from me,
Speaker: in a day, them motherfuckers are like, boom. Hey, you all right? What's going on? What's. I got friends. If I decide. So I do. OK. One of my processes for myself is I take a day when I realize that I need to. Legit as fuck, bro. By myself. Phone off and and filter the shit.
Speaker: I'm not kidding you. There's been times that I've had to get shit, push it away that has put me into a very emotional state because it's things I thought I cared about but I had to let go of. Legit as fuck. This is real. But I get it out because it clutters your brain and you can't, you can't think and you can't be there for the people that matter and you can't be there for yourself if all this dumb shit is in the way. I call it etch -a -sketching. It's almost like you shake it.
Speaker: But the shadow is still there, but you build a new picture over it. Yeah, well, that's one thing I did stand and I mean, you might not know this, but when I came back home to Ohio. After everything that happened and you know and saying you were like you said your your when your wife left you and you guys split up a month, you fell into a dark spot.
Speaker: This might make me a bad person, but when my wife left me, it was like a weight was lifted off of me. She was, she was, and I'm not trying to talk shit about her. I'm not trying to disrespect her in any shape. She was the one who single -handedly put me into
Speaker: Outside of all, I mean, you can go back in my past and look at the things I've done and the things that I've been through and stuff like that. She put me in the darkest worst spot of my life, a place where I had said I would never go. And when she, when she told me she left, yeah, I was upset. Yes. I was disappointed. Yes. I was to a certain degree heartbroken, but there was also a weight lifted off of my shoulder.
Speaker: I was married for 25 years. Yeah. I mean, I was, I was, I was married for 10 years and with my ex -wife for 17 years is long enough to be fucked up. You were dating her when we were in high school. No, no, I started dating her a couple of years after high school. Cause check from. Yeah, because yeah, the constant. So, you know, that's what I'm saying is, as people, as human beings, is mouth breathers, we all,
Speaker: We all react or handle situations, the same exact situation differently. We're designed differently. No, but here's the thing. Like for me, you can put all the pressure on the, in the world on me and I'll just fucking thrive. I don't take pressure. I can't take disappointment. But disappointment, that's the killer. That's the one where I'm fucking honest, boys, especially internal disappointment is the worst.
Speaker: And then when someone leaves you like that, you, it's all on like, you're a bitch, you're a bitch, you're a bitch. And then it's like, yeah, but you could have, you know, and then it's never about, well, this is just the way life work. You know what I mean? Until you come to that. And that's why I'm still friends with, I'm literally still friends with all but one of my exes because my, my take on this is just because we weren't meant for this relationship doesn't mean we weren't meant for this one.
Speaker: Like I liked you for a reason. So why can't we be friends? Like I, you know, as long as there's no like, like sharp shit going on, you know, as long as they weren't fricking like just straight up shit on you. That's one thing. You know what I mean? They took you for all you had. They fucking, you know what I mean? Like they were just conniving bitches. Like that's different, but it was just natural relationship bullshit.
Speaker: And then my ex -wife literally gave me warnings, like blatant, if this doesn't stop. And I was like, all right. So you stopped for a minute and go right back to what you were doing. And that's on you, homie. You know what I mean? That's on you. You got to accept shit. And it's not personal. Like she didn't leave you because you weren't good enough. She left you because you didn't think she was.
Speaker: Basically what that boils down to Not always I'm saying the situation in each situation is different no matter what But correct, it's not saying like I never I don't give people advice. I don't I I hate giving advice and I don't work and fights on on on your car and
Speaker: If you ask, I'll answer. If you ask, I'll answer. If you just vent, I'll listen. There's two different things. Like, my ears and my mouth aren't always attached. Sometimes my ears absorb and my mouth remains. You know what I mean? And I've told people that. They're like, I'm like, all right. And they're like,
Speaker: But what do you think? I'm like, uh, all right. Well, we can talk about it. So many people, as soon as you reach out to them, you go, and they want to go, Oh, well you should. You can't tell someone what to do in that situation. No, because you're only hearing half the story. Even if I tell you, even if I say I'm telling you everything and you have no idea the entire, because me, I'm, I'm, I'm, I just flat out put it all out there. But.
Speaker: But if - But you have no clue the backstory of it. Exactly. What? No. Dude, when we still left, people couldn't believe that I was still talking to her. Like, upset. My friends were upset that I was still socializing with her. I had to convince them that if I'm okay, you should be okay.
Speaker: Right. If I'm okay, you should be okay. I'm not a bitch. I'm not a put, I'm a, I just keep things at the surface. And nobody that, and now her new boyfriend got sent. They dropped me off tonight. I Uber to the fucking bar and they brought me home. Nice.
Speaker: Congratulations, by the way. I haven't said that yet. I've joked about but congratulations, my friend. Well, thank you. We did it. As as I said the other day, she he's her problem now. That's what I told my ex's boyfriend. She's your problem now. That's that's that's what I told the kids is mom. Her the the guy she
Speaker: I said, bro, that's your world now, man. I'm done. I'm I'm done. I that's on you, man. I don't even give a fuck. But when you're real as fuck, this is not a joke. I've had two girls cheat on me. I'm not getting you good. Both the news they cheated on me with are dead. Well, I'm like, this is not about it. I'm just saying these are facts and it's weird.
Speaker: Um, actually dead or just like, no, no, legit debt. Like the one, my first one, we were dating high school, lived together in high school and had a, a vehicle. She used to pick me up from work. Didn't pick me up one night. Next thing I know I found out that she met this dude and they took off the Florida. I was in New York at the time, took off the Florida. They come back and he drove that bitch off a fucking mountain.
Speaker: He drove that car that she stole from me off a mountain, gone. Damn. And then the other one that cheated on me, that dude ended up with fentanyl in his cocaine. Oh, shit. This is real. Honestly, I had to, I mean, like I'm not saying - I was gonna say, suspect that. I'm saying like, that's some weird shit, dude. No, but I mean,
Speaker: The decisions that people make affect everything. And my thing, when I go dark... When I go dark, it's dirty feet and hot tips. Let's go. No, but when I go dark, 90 % of the time,
Speaker: won't tell anybody anything. And I literally, this time I could feel myself going dark and I reached out to Chris. And he knew exactly what to say, whether he knows it or not. He knew exactly what to say. OK. Wait, that's all I wanted to do. This is the thing, though, Jeff, though, I hear you.
Speaker: And he knew exactly what to say. He knew exactly how to handle the situation. You didn't need coddling. You needed a punch in the face. You didn't coddle you. No, I'm going to put it out there. It was the worst it's been in like 10 years. Oh, you're doing good.
Speaker: No, no, that night was the worst. That's what I'm saying though. 10 years. Every 10 years. No, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is this, this happens like once or twice or three times a month sometimes. For you? But for me, I go dark where I just, I get in my head and I start. Have you, Jeff, all joking aside, have you, have you, have you found out? You need to figure out why.
Speaker: I don't know why. Why? I'm not going to say. OK. Give me an analogy. Can you give me an analogy? Basically, the things I did in the military, the things that I've done in my past. Like a PTSD type of situation? I'm sorry. I mean, not necessarily, but kind of? Maybe not that extreme, but yes.
Speaker: to that nature. The things I've seen, the things I've done. So you think walking home and dad fucking is why you're like old women? For example, it was on the second. That's what day it was. And the reason why I know it was the second of what? The second of July. Oh, the reason why I know it was the second when I sent Chris that message is because that is the anniversary of my friend's death.
Speaker: He literally died right next to me. Oh, in the service? Yes. And how he died? He was shot in the head. His head literally exploded. After I had told him repeatedly to put his fucking head down. I don't want to, I'm not trying to cut you off, but it's an interesting, like, it's not often someone like me gets to have a conversation with someone of that, that's experienced that firsthand.
Speaker: So I wouldn't wish it's very sincere curiosity or just because The initial moment you saw it happen, right It's as plain to me right now as the no, did you see it though that you watch? I saw it like slow motion. Is it possible for you to? give put an adjective to
Speaker: your brain at that point? No. In that immediate moment. In that second shock. Just what the fuck? So how long did it take for it to hit you? Approximately. You don't understand. What do you mean? What do you mean by hit me? Process. Process? Because you're in the middle. OK, if that happened, you have to maintain focus on what you're doing. Otherwise, you're next. So you don't have time.
Speaker: process that **** So, when this is over, so, how long is your process? We're out in the field. We're out in the field and that night when I got back to base, I cried like, yeah, never before. Yeah, I can. For example, day one of the Navy. Get the basic and I grew up in a town where Chris has been to my town.
Speaker: I don't know if I'm on the stream but I can hear you guys. I can see you and hear you. Yeah, I don't have anything on the
Speaker: Chris, if I told you lately, Chris, if I told you, I, uh, blue body, would you hold it against me? What? What? I just broke one out to you. I did that last week. I'm doing it right now. I mean, I just, and I have one. No problem. Glick, can you see my hands? I can see you. Show YouTube. I don't know.
Speaker: But, uh, day one of the Navy, I, you know, I met people of color in the past, you know? And, but I never, you know, it's like a passing meeting is not meeting somebody, you know? And 17 year old, 17 year old kid, new place, didn't know my ass from my elbow.
Speaker: And I'm mildly freaking out because I was like, fuck, I think I might have fucked up because I'm getting yelled at day one. And Thomas leaned over and he says, we got this, bro. And I look over and there's a six foot black guy, just nothing but muscle. And for the next three years, that dude and I were thick as thieves, like Chris and me back in the day. And
Speaker: the worst day of my life was the day I went and told his wife what happened. That woman came out with a Louisville slugger and beat the shit on me. Yeah, that's it. I can't. I I my heart would I I'd be a mess for that. But that's that's side note on that story. Because like when you said like me and Chris back in the day, that doesn't change.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. But it was like, I understand what you're saying. Like when you became thick as thieves, but once that happens, like he said, you can talk to a friend from high school, from school, that you was your brother 10 years later. And it feels like 10 years ago. Right. And then that's when Chris and I reconnected. Fuck, we were on the phone every day for like three hours at a time.
Speaker: schoolgirls. And then we'd hang up and five minutes later, we'd call each other back. Oh, I got this. And yeah, because the phone bill was getting kind of nuts. And no, I'm just the first one 900 person you've actually met. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: My, my cousin back when we were younger, I was like 17. So he was like 13 or whatever. When one of the numbers first came out, blew that phone bill up. Like, you know, back when there were $200 phone bills, then they should blame me because I was 16, 19. So I got blamed. I'm like, no, dude, I, we get real good things.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: I know. I'm hearing every other word, brother. Lucky you. Yeah, no, I have my mom's VHS forms. I had to rewind right back to this exact time it was when I fucking started it. No, but it, you know, it's. So are you. Hold on. I'm being real with you right now, bro.
Speaker: So how often you said a couple of times a month this happens? Sometimes. I mean, it can go. I can go like two months and nothing. And how long does it last? A couple of days. Is it depression or anxiety? No, it's all full, full depression. No, no, no. I don't get it. I don't get it. This is because you haven't researched it. I don't get it.
Speaker: No, I don't get anxious on anything. Anxiety doesn't. I don't know, but no, but I don't get anxiety. There's a fine line between depression and anxiety. No, here's the thing. I'll explain what happens. I'll be sitting there and it'll hit me like a fucking ton of bricks and I'll lay down and just not move. Anxiety does that. But it and my brain starts going. Tell me that all the shit I think
Speaker: about bad. Everything I think bad. Like if I okay, does never happens. But let's say, I think Chris is talking shit about all that stuff that I think he's saying, runs through my head. And I'm like, that's anxiety. That's not depression. I don't know. Depression is more internal. Depression is more internal. Anxiety is more about what you're absorbing, what you're bringing in.
Speaker: It makes you depressive. It makes you analyze things differently to where like it literally depressed. It shuts you down. Well, well, other things. The other thing that will happen. Seriously. No, I know. I get it. One or two things will happen. I'll either do that where I'll overanalyze every fucking thing or I'll just think nothing. Right. But you're overanalyzing input.
Speaker: And so depression is more internal. Anxiety is more, more incoming. Anxiety comes from over analyzing what other people are your, your interaction. Okay. Let me, let me, I think I'm not seeing any heavy than one. No, no, no, no. But what I'm saying is the way I explained it is, is like, for instance, my first thought when I, when it hits me, you're a loser. Nobody fucking cares.
Speaker: But what made you run into that? There had to be a trigger. No, I've always had it. Are you a loser? Sometimes. We all are sometimes, but are you a loser? Seems like you're a good dad. I try. I have a fairly good job. That was 100 % luck. Doesn't matter.
Speaker: It's luck or not luck. I get it. I get, I understand what you're saying, but in that moment, I don't see any good in any. Of course. That's what, that's what that disability, that's what that is. Like I used to think people just, you know, these days people throw shit out there.
Speaker: I got this, around this, around that. So I shut that shit down, but I've met, since I've met some people that truly have things. I've done research on a lot of it so that I understood it better. You know what I mean? And could recognize things. And if you truly have it, these things are real. Depression, the anxiety, fuck it. Like a lot of these things are real. They're just overused. People use them as a crush.
Speaker: But some people have them. Not you, but some people have them. No, I understand what you're saying. People say things all the time. You're like, oh, I couldn't get that parking spot at Walmart. Now I'm depressed. Fuck off. I still feel depression, right? Right. That's just you. No, you're just a dick. You're just pissed. Right.
Speaker: I get it. I know I'm not a loser. But in that moment, it doesn't matter what I'm thinking. Stan, it was bad. I had one of my closest friends that goes to bed right now. I woke up the next morning, and I realized I had three knives in the bed. Oh, yeah. And I was like, ooh. That's another level. Yeah, it was a whole other level. Because every year on July 2,
Speaker: every fucking year. It's bad. But that's for that's because that was honest. I get that. I know that. I know it's coming. Yeah, no coming. And then. One of the things that really. So it's like I can't know someone standing around the corner about to scare me, but as soon as I walk around the corner and they go boom, I'm still scared. You jump, right? You jump. You know exactly. I get it.
Speaker: But here's the, here's the other kicker. And, and until you've done it, and I was talking about somebody about this the other day, until you've done it, you will never understand it. I legit. No, wait, wait, wait. I've been here for 20 years. It still doesn't feel like home. I get that. I've never had to deal with that, but I get that.
Speaker: I hate to disagree with you, Stan, but until you felt the trappedness that I feel daily, you don't get it. No, I understand that. I love you for understanding what I'm saying. I don't get it because I've never dealt with it. Exactly. I was talking to a friend of mine that moved to the States from here. Got a good job the whole nine yards. He's like, dude.
Speaker: It's been 20 years. It doesn't feel like home. Exactly. He says, I can finally get it. Comprehension and relation are two different things. You can comprehend without relating. Right. Yeah. For instance, let's say you decided to go for a walk. And now I got it.
Speaker: You decided to go for a walk, and you decided to go, oh, I'm going to go through these woods. I don't do that here. You do black and gold. Because I feel weird about it here. The shit that I used to enjoy, I could spend days in the woods without leaving back in the state. Here, I can't do it. You're a mystical, right? Yeah.
Speaker: it's not because I'm afraid of the woods because I'm afraid I'm going to get in trouble because it okay because and I won't be able to talk about it. Listen, the the guy that used to give me food for for the show. Yeah. Is is 100 % still goes back to Mexico. You know what I mean? We've talked about it 100 times. He's like even he in his neighborhood. He's like after this time,
Speaker: we don't leave the house because it's not safe. Let alone the woods. We don't leave the house because there's certain areas you want to be in there at all. There's these areas. It doesn't matter where you're at. It is 10 25. I have to go to the store after the show.
Speaker: And I'm mildly afraid to do so. And I'm not afraid because of something's going to happen to me. I'm afraid someone's going to cry at something and I'm going to fucking kill them. No, because you're traumatized by previous experiences.
Speaker: No, I've never had a problem. Don't go to the store. I've I've never had a problem with anybody down here, but it's one of those things. I don't go looking for trouble because you say I know if trouble comes, I can handle myself. This guy's watch them actually. This is actually watch them. You know who them is come and hook down someone. They have a listen, bro. They have
Speaker: They have an online app for Mexico. They have an online app that says, you are on the list. Which means either disappear or the end result is not going to be good. And they make it very clear. They literally put it out there like a hit list. Oh, I know. This is a real swap. And he's like, and when they do though,
Speaker: They'll show up. If your family's around, they'll give them an opportunity. If you don't want to watch this, you need, you need to go here before they do what they're going to do. And then no matter what the person's name that's on that list is going to die. Period. But they do, they're not just sitting there going blowing up. They're not fucking free, free, nearly blowing up everything. They have a directive.
Speaker: They are for a person. And they actually, for what it's worth, have the, I don't want to say respect, but have the fear. They actually give the people they're not there for the opportunity to not be a part of it.
Speaker: Yes, you're saying it's a it's a fear in with what you're talking about. And Jeff, you you're fair. It's real as fuck. Well, and Jeff probably knows a little bit about this. And I know more than I would like to know about it. But it is it is one of those situations where fee fear equals respect.
Speaker: No, no, no. I mean having the respect of allowing the family members or the friends or whoever else is around the person that they're about to kill. Give them the opportunity. Like the people that are being disrespectful. Yeah. And I guess I use respect loosely, but given those people, the opportunity not be a part of it or not watch it stand. Doesn't make sense to me. Well, hold on. Not to burst your bubble. That was 10 years ago.
Speaker: five years well four years ago anyway regardless as of right now if you're in the room with me and they got a problem with me we're all dying no if they're hunting you down i'm saying no no no not just on the sky i'm in general it doesn't matter who the fuck's in the room i mean i have a problem if you're wanted by them or you're just standing next to the dude they want if you're in the room
Speaker: So, well, you you have to remember and this goes back and see now you guys are kind of tapping into my world of things I like to read about and and and research and everything like that. Back in the day, the mafia and even the gangs, the Crips and the Bloods. What's going on, Francis? Yes. My name, Francis is Kevin Smith before the diet. Go ahead. That's cool.
Speaker: There was an unwritten code with the mafia and the mob and the gangs for a very long period of time. Women and children were off limits. Now, unfortunately,
Speaker: the gangs, the Bloods and the Crips. They're the most well -known gangs in America. They unfortunately broke that unwritten rule and said, fuck it, everybody's fair game. Even with your biker gangs, your Hells Angels and stuff like that, once upon a time they had that same unwritten rule. The only organized crime syndicate who still follows that rule is the mob in the mafia.
Speaker: Which quote unquote does not exist. Right. Even the biker gangs have broken that and they have gone after, if you, like Jeff said, with the cartel now, and he's, he's a hundred percent accurate, he's a hundred percent right. If you are in the general vicinity of their target, once upon a time, yes, they used to give you that opportunity. They used to give you that opportunity where now, no, they don't give a fuck. They are going to get who they want.
Speaker: regardless of who's around, regardless of kids, regardless of women, regardless of innocent people. Now there's also that, that subset that will destroy your entire fucking bloodline and make you watch. And the cartel is on that top tier of that list. The Mexican cartel, MS 13 plural.
Speaker: Uh, MS 13 is on that list that they will destroy your entire bloodline and make you watch before they kill you. Um, I'm not in that world. I'm not a part of that world, but I like to read it. I have a curiosity about it. Uh, that's why I asked people that actually are natives to the country.
Speaker: a tough guy, Kevin Smith, his tough brother. Hey Francis, cheers to you. I love Kevin Smith, just so you know. So I would gladly be Kevin Smith's tough brother. Right? Francis better be a new guy. Does that make me Jay? But I will say this, to go back to that story, I've never been anywhere where I've been afraid to walk down the street.
Speaker: I have never been anywhere in my life that I have been afraid to walk out and go down the street at the ass crack of dawn in the middle of the afternoon at night or anywhere else like that. I live in that area. Yeah, you know, my area. I live in like the fourth most safest neighborhood in Cancun.
Speaker: And that's not me saying I'm a tough guy or anything like that. It's just me. It's just me knowing that. I have to walk through a bad neighborhood to get to the store. Now I'm the kind of guy that's like, let's fuck around and find out. Let's play some games because. And there's nothing wrong with being afraid of going out after a door.
Speaker: I'm not afraid but I'm respectful of my situation. What you gotta do is have your respect and they're not **** with you, bro. If you're not **** with them, I don't even know what you're at. Dude, I've walked through some **** Well, here's the thing. The the story. Well, you live in Florida, Stan. Any anytime you go outside, it's a risk. That's what I'm saying. I'm comfortable. Like like it is
Speaker: anything bigger than I think it's a three -inch plate. God bless Ohio. I know. Much like Texas, I see you Texas. Don't think you're not on my list. Don't think you're not on my radar.
Speaker: Much like Texas, Ohio has always been an open carry state and not that Florida needs this law because Florida needs to stop with their guns. But last summer, Ohio passed the law that you no longer have to have a permit to conceal carry. And I know Florida, if you guys haven't already, you guys are on the verge of the same damn law.
Speaker: And Ohio finally passed the stand near ground in Ohio. And that is probably why everybody calls Ohio the Florida of the North. I should shut up.
Speaker: I don't know when to show up either. I was talking to my neighbor the other day and yeah, he requested it. He went to the six which is a little beer store. It's like a block and a half.
Speaker: It was a long description of you like a very detailed description of you.
Speaker: Oh, you're the. Joey. Yeah. Jeff looks like if Joey pants with Punisher embraced his role. Joey pants. I mean, Joey pants is kind of a bad ass. Joey pants is a Punisher. You know what? I can get down on that. I can't explain that to me. I'm a nerd. I don't know what that means.
Speaker: what do you mean? I know. Punisher is. I don't understand that whole collection. You know, you know who Joey Pantalone is, right? Right. Pantalone. Pantalone. Sorry. He's kind of a he's kind of a he's a dick in the first matrix. Joey Joey is kind of a weasel. Yeah, he's always playing the weasel role. He's he's he's he's like he's he's a **** weasel and everything he does.
Speaker: No, he was he was a good guy in in U .S. Marshall. Yeah, he was a fucking he's he's just he's he's just a weaselly Italian guy, man. You know, like and and and and just to imagine as the punisher.
Speaker: and the Marvel Universe in the comic books if like if he's not he's not your stereotypical he's not your stereotypical tough guy but if he said he was put in that position to be a tough guy like a Punisher I mean the whole Punisher his entire Christmas story
Speaker: Yeah, his entire fucking family was wiped out in front of him. Frank Castle's entire family was wiped out in front of him. He was thought to be dead. And then he came back in his whole entire role in the Marvel universe. He was one of the first heroes, quote unquote, heroes that would fucking kill everybody and anybody in his path. And I do appreciate you explaining to me what two fingers
Speaker: in the air means quote unquote like you did this and then went quote unquote. No, I did this. I didn't know if you were trying to finger the camera. I'm trying to finger you Stan. I'm trying to finger everything. I just orgasm. I'm giving you double deuces on the fingers, Stan. You like that? Oh my god. The deuces lose. Double deuces. I'm giving you the old double deuce, Stan. I'm losing deucey right now. But no, I mean, so, you know.
Speaker: He's not your typical, uh, Joey pants is not going to be your typical, uh, hero, but if he was putting that situation and he was going to embrace it a hundred percent and I'm going to get big, I'm going to get jacked and, and I'm going to, I'm going to, you know, just, I don't know. It's like Steve Buscemi never going to be anything more than he thought he was going to get jacked. He'd be Jeff.
Speaker: Yes, exactly. So Joey pants that he was going to get jacked then then that would be Jeff and Jeff's not jacked. He's just fat and he's wearing Stan looks like a palance. I'll just with a hidden life. He wants to move within the Kevin Smith. I am unsure whether I want to be here with you two folks. I've done more that man pussy out.
Speaker: I don't think I've done Waller Jeff's man pussy out. I don't I don't think I look like Madonna on tour in the 90s. Well, you might be me at this point. I forgot.
Speaker: So basically what you're saying, Francis, is Stan would be the equivalent of Punisher Warzone, if I was looking for bones. The cop to Ray Stevenson in Warzone. Basically, what he's saying is, Stan looks like he's hunting down bones of people that used to be heroes. I mean, I feel a little hurt. I feel a little hurt.
Speaker: because because Francis came in here and he gave these great descriptions of the two of you and then he told me I look like Kevin Smith, but I look like a tough guy. Kevin Smith is his tough guy brother. Actually, you know what? I'm not afraid. Here's here's the thing. I know it's not a tough guy. You know that he that's why he said he looks like a tough guy. It's Kevin Smith to point that out that he he was like
Speaker: He he he he he hit the the Glick description right on the head. I'm Kevin Smith's tough guy brother. Everybody tagged Kevin. I like to attend. Everybody tagged Kevin Smith and and let him know that I'm his tough guy brother. I'm going to tag him. I'm going to tag him. I'll be like, hey, Kevin Smith. I don't know if you knew this or not, but I'm your tough guy brother. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Bro. Panteloni Punisher with the superhero killing team but they will ask him for. I have the info. No, no, no. Stan, you're you're the guy that you're the guy in the chair that we call.
Speaker: I'm the guy that's trying to get you guys out of this **** Stan. Stan is is the detective in Punisher Warzone. Ray Stevenson's Punisher. Stan is the detective. I'm going to start an app called Glitch Talk and we're going to make this **** happen. Nice. Alright, we gotta contact Kevin Smith so we can make this movie. I'm in.
Speaker: and God, for God willing, we got it and we got to have a situation where we got to have a situation where Jay and Silent Bob get fucked with and Silent Bob's got to call in his tougher, his, his tough bro. And I come in and crack some skulls. And then you punish her them. We should change the shirt and Glick and Silent Jeff.
Speaker: It's already. It's already it's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It's already Jeff and Glick and silent. Tell me. It
Speaker: I was I was saying Joey Pants also played the the boss of Will Smith and uh Martin Lawrence and uh Bad Boy. Yeah. Forgot about that. Yeah. What have you two fucked up today? Yeah. That's way too close to my favorite porn. Joey Pants. Well,
Speaker: You know, Joey's pants. I like the end of that story. But it's like, you know, no, it's what I was what I was saying is is like I was talking to the neighbor the other day and he's and he's like, and he's like, be careful. I was like, the **** neighbor said to himself, God, no, I'm not English. No, no. He's like, what do you say? I don't know.
Speaker: Cause I was heading out the gate and he's like, you're leaving at this time of night. You got a, I said, no, I'm just running the six. He's like, careful. Cause my cousin was mugged there. How do they spell Uber in Mexico? Uber. It's out. It's out. Uber. Oh, I'm here to pull it in Spanish, Stan. It's L. And, uh, the burrow.
Speaker: I speak, I speak better Spanish than Jeff. We we discussed that last week. It's a female driver. Yes, exactly. What? Oh, don't worry. We're going to go **** donkey.
Speaker: It doesn't stop me from going to the store because A, if somebody's ready, I'm ready to play because I carry a weapon and no, I'm not supposed to. This is a weapon. You don't carry me. I carry a butterfly knife. You don't carry me though. Which is longer your knife or your. No, it's a multiverse machine.
Speaker: parentheses Glick that knows a pun a punisher that derived from Okay, so so That is the toughest of them. I'm gonna give you a big mix. We can't take anything without a multiverse Alan Graham.
Speaker: I don't know. Francis, you are the ****. Somebody call Kevin Smith because I'm in for this. The whole **** movie with us in the comments. He is on board. He's writing a whole **** movie. Kevin Smith, where the **** are you at? No **** because he looks nothing like him. I don't have anything like Jeff Jeff. Can we get a can we get a picture of Kevin Smith? Good job, Francis. You ****
Speaker: I like Francis. I like Francis right now. So, I had Jeff. Is Francis a guy? Francis, please subscribe and please come in here on Monday's Wednesday. Here we go. I honestly don't know. Is Francis a guy? I don't know if Francis is a guy or a girl. I mean, I had a stepdad named Francis. I'm asking
Speaker: There's Francis. I have people. So is it is it ironic? Hold on. Is it ironic? As a fat man jersey on. I can go for a hockey jersey on with that help. The fat man is on the smaller dude and.
Speaker: everything else is in the other guy. Francis is a bro. Francis Francis is a bro. Dutch guy. Oh my God. The Dutch is in here. And I don't ask that for relation to when he's saying things like it helps. We don't want to misgender somebody.
Speaker: I don't know. No, no. He was he was probably Francis, a girl two days ago. I I don't **** know. You know, he's a misgender. You gotta make sure you get the gender. I don't give a **** about their gender. I don't care what gender you are. Just be a good person. I had to. Okay. I I I like Francis. Francis is a good person. He's Dutch. The best part of this chat word all night. I had to look up who Alan Grant was and now that I
Speaker: If we ever go on a date, we're going Dutch. Oh, Stan is is is, you know, he's in the Jeep. Hey, guys. But he says Stan is the multiverse cousin of Alan Grant because he looks nothing like him. I love that guy.
Speaker: I look like Alfred E. Newman from Mad Magazine. That's how this shit works. You know me? Francis, I have a question. It looks like Smeagol. I'm gonna tag Kevin Smith. I have a question for Francis. There's been movies in the past
Speaker: that have been made, uh, using Lego. And the reason why I asked, I just found Stan. I'm not angry. My hands is a Lego figure. So we can make it for the cheap. But are, are just people a thing still?
Speaker: I'm not my girlfriend. She's my fiance. She's she's she's she's Dutch. You really don't go. I want to watch you tell her that. Hey, it's like I feel up the car and she feeds the horses. Hey, baby. She's getting used to electricity stand. Give her a minute.
Speaker: She said, I'm not Amish. She said, I'm not Amish. If you're Amish, you're bored and hungry. She went on Rum Springer and found a glick. Dude, Rum Springer is the end of my Amishness. That's when I started going, I used to be Amish.
Speaker: and Kevin Smith's brother is thin now because he got a vision from the multi -verse. He saw Glick that is bigger and stronger and want to join in with the fan. Yeah, but listen, there's a bigger character than Jeff. It's a little hand to movie. Hold on. I can only handle one nerd a night.
Speaker: I'm totally in for this movie, though. I'm sure you are, motherfucker. The only thing that, the only thing that we, like, something really bad's gonna happen for the multiverse versions of us to come after the bad guy. Like, they kill Kevin Smith or something? The old Kevin Smith? Well, Kevin Smith, okay, background on Kevin Smith, he used to be very heavy, obviously.
Speaker: And he had a heart attack in him, and he survived it. And cut sugar out. That's all he did was cut sugar out. And he's lost a shit ton of weight. He looks like a bobblehead. I love the man. He's hilarious. Amazing writer, actor, director. But he kind of looks like a bobblehead. You miswrote. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going to be fitter with y 'all. No, it's okay. We're, we're, we're usually drunk by this time too. No, I just don't, I like, I don't have a problem with anyone's anything. I've just never been, I've never been the, the, the comic guy. Very thin now. I've been a fairy. I've been a fairy. I've never been a comic guy.
Speaker: Well, no, but here's the thing. When it comes to like. But I'm not mad about it. I just, it's not my thing. Comic books now are, they've been made into a movie. So you can kind of get. I don't care about that. I mean, the whole, don't get me wrong. I like some of it. You know what I mean? Like, I don't hate it all, but is it, is it focus? It's just never been a focus of mine. Kind of like football is never going to focus years. You know what I mean? Same concept. Kevin Smith is thin now. Hey, have him contact Blick.
Speaker: This is Kevin Smith before and after. I mean, look how big he was. He was like almost 300 pounds. Now he's down to like 190 or some shit like that. And look how big his head looks compared to his body. He looks like a bobblehead. I love him to death. He's great. My son and I were literally just watching all his movies in the past couple days.
Speaker: The only movie we haven't watched is Chasing Amy together. I've seen it a million times. I love that movie. But it's just a little bit too much information for an 11 year old. I don't want to have to explain. Well, we don't want to. Well, no, here's the whole concept of the movie Chasing Amy is Ben Affleck's character meets a girl, find out she's a lesbian, and then they start dating. Then he finds out she has a past.
Speaker: And I don't want to have to explain what finger cuffs is. I can tell you what two girls, one cup is. That's how you lose friends. Show me that shit again. See what happens. Sopranos University gets revenge. Ooh. Ooh. I kind of like that.
Speaker: He'll never accept him. I totally agree. Finally, I can see what he's talking about. Makes sense. Did you see this, Chris? Phrases, thank you for saving this show. Yeah, we were going down a dark path. No, we weren't. No, no. Yeah, well, we kind of were, but it was okay.
Speaker: It was okay. We were being real. Who cares? He kind of, he kind of holds the script because, you know, uh, I was gonna, now that I got my computer fixed and I was going through all my weird ass technical difficulties, I was just going to come in and, and lay it down a little bit thicker. And she wishes. Yeah.
Speaker: No way. Just because, just because, you know, as far as the mental illness aspect, where you, the conversation you guys was having. I think Francis doesn't see Jeff.
Speaker: you know, coming from an aspect of somebody who's dealt with it for the majority of his entire life, you know, I have a different outlook on it. And some of the things you guys were saying was a little far -fetched and not necessarily true. But that's neither me being dicks. Wait, who's dicks?
Speaker: No, I'm saying if you're if you're truly fucking beating someone down for some dumb shit, you're being a dick. If you're just if you're just doing it in in Jess, then it's got to be so elaborately wrong.
Speaker: And in Jeff's situation this past week, he knew I wasn't being a dick. And Jeff's done the same thing to me when I've messaged him and said, fuck it, I'm done with this show. I can't do this no more. It's all yours. Do whatever you want with it. I don't fucking care. And Jeff's done the same thing to me. You ain't fucking going anywhere. Shut up, pussy.
Speaker: But you know, who what? Yeah, we're fucked up most of the time. But but you know, you know, you balance each other. You know, yeah. Jeff and me and Jeff and I have been, you know, we've been friends for 25 years. Jeff and I became friends. You need a D .O .C. Good. You need you need a deal.
Speaker: You know, Jeff and I became friends day one. We've always kind of been each other's in to the gang. Nobody else likes you end up liking each other. Well, nobody likes Jeff and everybody likes me. I have an amazing personality.
Speaker: Let me send you some texts. I have an amazing personality. It's, it's, it's kind of like, you have a personality. It's, it's, it's my personality is kind of like syphilis. It's, it's very infectious. What? And Jeff, he's like AIDS. Everybody runs away from it. It's not like ignorance is bliss type of thing. Yeah. Glick, Glickfulness. I feel I'm, I'm cool.
Speaker: I mean, like, nobody wants AIDS. But a lot of people are like, syphilis, I'll take my chances. But glycolysis, or reglysis, has just been the most good voice in their life. I have medication for that shit. I didn't take it tonight, that's why I'm here. Francis said he has OCD and anxiety. I have suffered from depression.
Speaker: and and enjoy your input by the way. Yeah, I I have. Thank you. Thank you, Francis. I actually I'm I'm you know, I'm not going to I'm not going to allow these **** to toot their own horns because if I do, we got to go to my if I let these guys toot their own horns, we have to go to my OnlyFans page. I like to brag about myself if they're doing it.
Speaker: No, these guys, Jeff and Stan and Tony D, who's also a part of the show. Great guys. I love these guys. Stan, Stan, you know, I met Stan online. I had the pleasure of getting to spend a week hanging out with Stan and his now formerly. Right from. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it still hurts. You know, I, it's for now. Fuck you're in front of you.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I got to make I got to meet Stan and his ex -wife now his now ex -wife. They weren't. We're still looking to death, by the way. And I love both of them to this day. I think they're amazing. I can say it was a great experience all around for all parties involved.
Speaker: But that week was so awesome. And I came down there, and I've said this on the show, even before you came on here, Stan, I came down there as an outsider. I knew everybody. I've chatted with everybody in the, in the comments, you know, I was friends with everybody, but man, Tampa made me feel like a rock star, man. Can I, can I pat myself on the back for one second? Yes, go ahead. I am pretty sure that I made sure that happened.
Speaker: Oh no, I've always given you full credit, Stan. You know, I don't, I don't do this off. Like I'm not that, but like you deserve that attention. And I'm proud that one of the people that you knew down here recognized that and made sure that you got to meet the people that you wanted to meet because for certain people you wanted to meet and we made sure that happened. That, that type of vacation will always be, um,
Speaker: the first impression wait for it wait for it then the second snort the first impression the first impression from Stan and A .M. and lots of Lisa was holy **** you're bigger than we thought you were wait a minute Francis Stan is actually new to the show uh this is like what what
Speaker: the time you lost your virginity
Speaker: Oh, that actually was Harry. Yeah. Yeah. Um he is our newest addition. We love him to our detriment but uh. Stan Stan's a friend of mine who I've wanted on this show since day one. They feel bad for me and want me to feel needed. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, that Tampa, that Tampa vacation was was a much needed
Speaker: And it will always be one of my fondest memories. I had a great time. Everybody was awesome. You know, all the people who I knew from the various shows, from the Kevin Hawley show to Olma Mike Live, Spicoli. You know, and getting to meet them. I've always met Bill's fucking other, like down the line.
Speaker: but here's the comics going and seeing murder the crow and and and and and Amanda and and you know what you know what somebody's saying from my head from your visit though is we have this guy that we couldn't wait to meet in person shows up we're sitting around a fire in the backyard and Aaron is swiping right and swiping left
Speaker: You know, if you don't have the premium package stand, you can only swipe certain times. Yeah, that won't work. I don't know. Thank you, Jeff.
Speaker: I have not listened to Ramstein since I was in high school. I thought he was German. No, these, you know. Is Ramstein Dutch? No, they're German. They're German. I wasn't going to go down there. I wasn't going to go down to Tampa. I was going through a difficult time in my life. I was going through a weird spot, Stan and Kevin. We bused Kevin. Kevin Hawley. I love that dude.
Speaker: Cheers, man. No, for real. We don't have to go too much. I mean, we get the point. We got it. And I appreciate you. I appreciate you. And becoming a part of your life or you becoming a part of my life, how are you going to put it is, is I'm great. I will always be grateful for it. I've always been a firm believer in it. I'm not one to blow smoke, bro. I don't do it. But.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm legit grateful for having met you, having met you in person and having continuing a continual interaction with you and I appreciate you and I still don't know what she was thinking by saying yes but I still appreciate you. I don't know what she was thinking by saying I don't even know
Speaker: I don't know. I mean, considering our history, um, we met in a weird spot in my life where I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: I don't want to do another relationship. I don't want to, you know, and we talk, you were, you were out, dude. You were like, fuck it. And we talked about it and we agreed on a situation and, and stuff like that. And I ghosted her. And then 10 months later, uh, I was doing the live on TikTok. I was doing the live on TikTok and I, and I had been thinking about her.
Speaker: Uh, you know, because you know, we, we, we was talking and I found myself catching feelings and I was an asshole. I'll be honest. I was an asshole and I ghosted her. And then like I said, 10 months later, I was, I was doing the live and I was acting a goddamn fool and she popped into my life. And I don't even know how many, I don't know how many women were in there. There was a lot of women in there. I was acting a fool.
Speaker: I was getting crazy. And when she popped in, none of them existed. It was all her. And she's seen it and she knew it. And then we just kind of picked up from there. And I apologize all the time for ghosting her. And I feel horrible for it.
Speaker: But, uh, she said, we both had one last mistake to make before we were ready to, you had to go down a road of shit to find each other. And I, I hated that you had to do pictures, Francis, multiverse, emotion, multiverse materials, appreciate the emotions. I'm about to marry, uh, Mara con woman. What is a Mara con woman?
Speaker: Yeah, I'm an idiot. Sorry. How many of you had a drink? You put the moron in the moron again. Love love. Absolutely. When you find when you find your soul mate, it it happens when you least expect it. I love it. I can't see the screen but just when you say Moricon, I knew it was ****
Speaker: I'm sorry. Words are hard, Stan. Shut up. Go to Liquid IV .com. Get all your hydration needs. Use our words are hard and get 20 % off of all off your entire order. Yeah, that's the bad part about swallowing is HIV. No, I do. I I love this woman to death. She's she's my best
Speaker: She tolerates my bullshit you man, congratulations She's She's a fucking rock star man. I think Francis like another country Well, you know and I've said this before and I'll say it again. Thank God if if my best friend's gonna marry somebody I'm so thankful at some of the I actually like I
Speaker: She's basically a male or a female version. She's a male version of me. I said it and I was like, fuck it. I'm going to run with it before these assholes. Days on their underwear. Now they put days on their identity.
Speaker: She's she's a female. She is a female version of me. Actually, I wear thongs. Wednesday, I wear granny panties. She's actually she's actually wearing wearing a pair of my boxers right now. I hear it. Damn. This is sexy. I'm like, I don't make the boxers with that sexy. Hey, listen, it's not it's not the boxers. Trust me, sir. Oh, I want you
Speaker: Your imagination starts running. And as I like to say, when your imagination start running, it sounds like like carnival. I want you to put on whatever painting she's wearing and walk from that door to this camera, like a runway. No, no, he's telling you, you go put on her panties. Oh yeah.
Speaker: I don't know how to do that Wednesday night because I was in a... You can honor period panties if you want. Emily, she has... Oh no, she doesn't have a period no more. How old is she? What the fuck is that sound? I mean, she's like... Wait, what? The Baby Factory. God, I love her. Baby Factory is closed, so she doesn't have period panties.
Speaker: but I mean, as you as you guys know, as you guys know, I'm I'm I'm only twenty one. She just she just turned forty four. You know, she just turned forty three. I captured like Ricky Bobby like Ricky Bobby. There's a goddamn trigger in my car.
Speaker: It's more like Crater Robbie Crater Robbie. Yeah. I'll be 22 in October, but I lock me down. I lock me down to six years. Goddamn Cougar on the planet. I've got that one. I said here, kitty, kitty, kitty, here. What?
Speaker: He's talking ****. She said Christopher. Stop. Okay. No, she's she's only into a cat. That means you're going to scratch the **** out of you really. No, Glick. Kevin Smith, tough bro. I understand man. Hey Francis, I'm happy for you too for marrying a more rocking, a moronic and or whatever. I'm happy that you found love, brother. Cheers to you, man.
Speaker: No, but it's like Veronica. Wasn't she on friends? No, that was Monica. You've dated on the show. You've dated a few people. I do. Embrace the nerd, Francis. We're all fucking nerds. I'm a comic book nerd. I'm a fucking nerd. No, my, my fiance is only a year older than me.
Speaker: I will be forty -two in October. She just turned forty -three and she does not look a day over twenty -one. She's not. I didn't see the the end of that. Yeah, you know what? It took me a second to stand because I. I was like, that's a very important two letters. Who's **** of a rock and girls are serious? You know, but you know, I carry your books to the chapel.
Speaker: I will be in. I will be in if we were in high school, I could not land. I've seen her pictures from her high school in her high school. I could not. I could she would have snubbed me quicker than **** in high school. You don't know that. Oh, I know that for a fact. High school. High school. High school. High school with the with the weird Jason Biggs hair.
Speaker: I think I have Jason Biggs hair. The fuck you didn't motherfucker. Oh my God. I had a black top where I had long hair. No, you didn't come more stepped in with a loose baby hair after we dyed our hair that one day. Oh, yeah. Well, that was your idea. You. Because you were trying to bang a causal.
Speaker: and it worked. I was trying to ding in combat. It worked multiple times. What was his name? Teresa. So his name is Jesus. He just made you say Jesus. He called him Tom. But you had, and we all had that hair. Moronic. His fiance's from Moronic. Mynornica. Mynornica?
Speaker: Yeah. Sounds like a closet. You walk through the door and end up somewhere else. Like a club that's playing the song for the blue oyster call. Sounds like a club. You go in the back door. In Dutch.
Speaker: I don't know. Oh, fuck. Here we go. You people on this show. No, I did not. Please go away. No, I've you know, unfortunately, this show is. Unfortunately, this show has seen my past mistakes. No, but not this show, but no, no, this show, this show, this show. Oh, I don't know. I was here for the ****
Speaker: Keep it up and I'll put you back in the basement. Yeah, it was so fun watching him try to get up in the stairs. But and I liked each one individually at points. And there was points where I was like, oh, smack the shit off that bitch. But with Nikki, I've never been like, I hate her. I never happened.
Speaker: I'm not saying that Nikki Nikki gives as good as she gets. I'm going to King Kong. King Kong. Kong. I just like the acronym. King Kong. King Kong. King Kong. I'm her sassy Sasquatch. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: She's she's she's she's absolutely um she's the end of my young man. Like I said, she's she's amazing. She's absolutely under the influence. No, I'd say this **** sober. I didn't actually know. I mean, she's been um
Speaker: I'm not naming names because the last thing I want to do is get in trouble
Speaker: I'll put him in numbered order. The first one I met? We call it a glitzy ceiling. Baby.
Speaker: Stay. Stay. Fuck you, Stan. Ready now? Stan said. Nice. Francis, thank you, Francis, for being a part of this show, man, for real. I'm dead serious. What time is it where you're at? Francis, what time is it where you are right now?
Speaker: I didn't ask you, Jeff. Doing math. It's probably like seven, eight, nine a morning. Where are we at? 12? We're Eastern. It's a little hard. I know, but we're at 12, so you're probably at, yeah, nine. Yeah. I ask, because I'm not, I don't feel like Googling it, and he's right there. Yeah, I know. I started to Google it, and I was like, oh, I can't be bothered.
Speaker: I literally had 617. Thank you. Like, I won't forget that. That's half of where we're at. That's six fucking hours, bro. Yeah. But it's like... Francis, what's your average bedtime? What time do you generally shut down?
Speaker: uh two hours ago i wasn't talking to you oh my bad no he was asking france it's not you trying to engage with the only person listening to this shit there's one other but i how about you jeff like i i can't sleep well so i i usually like my eyes finally close and i go off into dreamland between one and two every night regardless that's early for me
Speaker: Okay. I suffer from insomnia. Do you wake up during the night? No. I sleep for about four hours. In the morning, Francis? That's what I get about four hours. He's Dutch, dude. Put your average amount of sleep time in there, Blake. Wait, what? How do you say average?
Speaker: You're a writer. Oh, right. That's why his story is so good about us. Oh, shit. Francis, what kind of books do what do you want? What do you write? I mean, so double the G. What do you what do you what do you write? Well, first and foremost, my fiance is a is a fucking book nerd. He raised comments. Second and foremost,
Speaker: Where can we find your writing at? Let me let us let us promote your shit or let me buy your shit. Jeff, you come on up, buddy. I just went out there and I talked to Nikki and she said nobody cares about your two cents because she can't make change for it. Me? Nobody asked her. He said. Well, look, it's.
Speaker: If I'm giving you two cents, keep the change. She says she doesn't have to make it through. Her, her fucking work. You don't have skates for your two cents. What? Who the hell has pennies? Basically, she told you to shut the fuck up. Yeah, well, pennies are like assholes. Everybody's got one. She's talking to you. Yeah, exactly. We got Westburg, so Jeff don't hear us, Dan. So I think I might have to go soon because people are trying to sleep now.
Speaker: Who's trying to sleep? Your mom and dad? I have published a book. No, they're still fucking. I just watched it. There's a lot of work on the on the on the only fans. Right. I said, oh, my God. And as soon as he dropped to the floor like a fucking I'm in the service, I subscribed to OnlyStans so I can get the videos of his mom and dad.
Speaker: A Buddhist journal? A Buddhist journal? I'm assuming that's like a newspaper? Novels and shorts? Novels, yeah. What's in his shorts is novel. I don't think a Buddhist journal is going to do me any good. Philosophical works? Works. He's drinking, boys. Remember? No. He's talked to texting in Dutch.
Speaker: Tommy, I speak drunken knees. He said he's drinking. I'm lagging, asshole. I speak drunken knees. Philosopher who loves philosophical works. Only alcohol in my veins. He's drunk now. Wait, is he Dutch or Irish? He's Dutch. The drinks drink. They drink? Yeah, they drink. I wouldn't chew.
Speaker: Yeah, they drink. Trust me, they drink. I just want to talk to someone who thinks new is spelled with an O. That's not new. It's now. I speak fluent and drunkenese. You don't speak fluent ever. Good point. The Buddhist book is not going to do me any good.
Speaker: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker: That's my ideal girl. Dirty feet and hot chips? Nailed it. He said, he said, give me a bitch with dirty feet and. I know exactly where you are, Prince. Dude, as long as I'm gone before the hair comes off, we're good. Yeah. I ain't never been, I ain't, I ain't never been impressed by a big ass. Hey, I know the feeling. What am I? Oh, he's near Stanterdam.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I just there's my Odin in nine in nine. Where's my Valkyrie? Like the like the horrible Christians I wear my hammer Francis are you into paganism?
Speaker: I'm just pecking. Stan, don't peg. Don't peg Francis. You started it. You do know the Indian religious. Yes, actually. Yes, I do know that. Germanic paganism. I was in the heterism. Oh, nice. You're right up my alley, man. I like you, Francis. I do like Francis. There are other social media. Facebook.
Speaker: If you mess with that, I run it all. I manage it. All these assholes don't do anything. One second. Hey, I'm going to bounce. I got to get these kids. I got to go to, I mean, my background is really getting me horny. We're going to wrap this shit. I got to go. Appreciate you guys listening. Appreciate you. No, no, no, no me. Goddamn, Jeff. Can I play the fucking closing song? I'm about to go kill these kids.
Speaker: Well, kill the kids and kill the show. Oh, you motherfucker. Jesus Christ. He said, fuck it. I'm out. Jesus. How are you feeling about Jeff now, Francis? Yeah, that's village. Who would I got raised in a Hoxburg in Germanic. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Do you have a Google drive? I don't. What? How do I send you music?
Speaker: I tried. I don't know how. Email kind of something that you can't be messaged. This podcast at gmail .com. All one word nonsense going on since back. I said gmail .com. You're a Gmail. Then you can have a you have a drive. We use it. It's the best way to get the music on YouTube. No, the music. These guys send me privately.
Speaker: Oh, it's just music or videos. No, it's music. They send me. Well, I can get videos off of YouTube. Yeah. I can send you videos. I'll send you links. Yeah. Send me links to the videos. Francis, thank you. Glick, thank you for letting me invade your privacy. I invade my privacy any time, Stan. Um, so I haven't been here, but there's been some events taking place. So.
Speaker: Well, you know, do you, first and foremost, I would love to have you here more often, just so you know. I will be. It's happening. I'm focused. I wouldn't be here tonight if I wasn't thinking about you. There's, I'm glad, it was a nice surprise. But there's, you know,
Speaker: the guys tease me, the guys fuck with me. And I do everything and I really do everything behind the scenes. There's things coming up for the, there's things happening here. There's things popping off for the show. What'd you ask me? Can we talk sometime not here? Yeah. Call me. Let's do that. Yeah. Call me anytime, man. I will. Yeah. I like to have a real conversation with you about shit.
Speaker: Yeah. Call me anytime. I want you to tell me whether it's a full stroke. It's like, it's like a quarter stroke. I mean, I might impregnate you. I'm just saying. Can you get my ass in the camera? You might get pregnant. Nevermind. I did it.
Speaker: All right, Link, I love you. Good night. I love you, brother. Thanks for stopping by. Peace. Absolutely. Guys are out of here. All right, everyone second, Link. No, I'm going to leave, too. I'm going to play music. Stay for a moment. What do you stay for? Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
Speaker: Oh God. Glick. Stay for a moment. Listen to this. All right. Go ahead and hit me with one real quick, Francis, where I wrapped the show up. Oh, now you can actually see it pretty good. There's my Valkyrie in my vault. There's my Odin. So.
Speaker: We do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. We went a whole ass two hours longer. As you can see right there, boom. I'm a berserker. That was sent to me by a friend. So I'm 100 % berserker. But now we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. If you made it this long, wow.
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Speaker: Go ahead and drop your comment Francis. I'll catch it at the end From Footloose and from Shrek My man Leo leapfrog studios on YouTube check them out show them some love let them know we sent you Holding out for a hero
Speaker: We're all the good men gone and we're all the gods
Speaker: Fight the rising odds We should do a white knight upon the fire speed Made a knight across in the dirt in the dream of what I need Running a hero I'm only up for a hero till the end of the night
Speaker: It's gotta be fresh and it's gotta be fresh from the fight What is a hero? I'm only half of a hero till the morning light It's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon and it's gotta be larger than life Larger than life
Speaker: Somewhere at the midnight in my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Reaching up the thunder and rising with the heat We're gonna take a superman to swim
Speaker: I need a hero I'm holding up for a hero till the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding up for a hero till the morning light He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than light
Speaker: A breath about to speak to heaven's above A weather lightning splits the seas I can feel there is someone somewhere watching me Through wind and the chill and the rain When it's all in the night I can feel
Speaker: What is fire in my blood?
Speaker: Only I'm over here until the morning light It's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon And it's gotta be larger than light
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Speaker: Sam's gonna go kick his wife and beat his dog. God damn these, God damn these hiccups. Be good or be good at it. Goodbye motherfuckers.
